The Alex Jones Show Live - August 19, 2026


GLOBAL EXCLUSIVE： Alex Jones Challenges Tim Pool To A Bare-Knuckle Boxing Match!


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26 minutes

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172.47

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4,512

Sentence count

306


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 OK, Alex, I'll debate you. All right. I'm going to take the position that Israel is undue influence in U.S. electoral politics.
00:00:06.180 AIPAC should register under FARA. They pressured us, forcing our hand into the Iranian war, for which it's undermined our interests.
00:00:12.740 And they're currently undermining our interests in the Middle East. They yeah, I'll take that position.
00:00:19.200 And then I guess you'll take the pro side, like why you support Israel, I guess.
00:00:24.260 I mean, I can't imagine we both take the same position. Right. It's a debate.
00:00:28.440 so that's my position and then you can take the other one i guess right now uh alex is pro-israel
00:00:33.920 now he has to be well i mean if he wants to debate he'd have to take the pro-israel position
00:00:37.440 so i say yes absolutely 300 grand well you know he doesn't have 300 maybe he can do a go fund me
00:00:46.300 for it or something so what a cowardly move jones doesn't have enough money he's not in my class
00:00:52.060 to even debate me.
00:00:53.640 I'm a god up here above him,
00:00:56.620 even though since it came out
00:00:58.500 that he met with Netanyahu in secret,
00:01:00.260 his audience, which was not even that big before,
00:01:02.340 has gone like this.
00:01:05.420 That's the type of chicken shit arithmetic
00:01:08.080 that we're dealing with here.
00:01:12.120 Let me make it simpler for you, Tim.
00:01:14.260 You pick the spot.
00:01:15.700 You get a ring in a state that allows it.
00:01:17.660 I'm an older man than you.
00:01:19.040 Let's have a boxing match, bare knuckles.
00:01:22.060 Let's do it by trial by combat.
00:01:24.060 You're a big man.
00:01:25.420 You can wear your beanie.
00:01:26.940 Let's get in the ring.
00:01:28.420 Alex Jones is a big talker.
00:01:30.360 All this tough guy talk.
00:01:32.420 Get in the ring with me.
00:01:34.300 Tim, you're this big man.
00:01:37.800 Get in the ring, bare knuckles with me.
00:01:39.520 Or it'd be better for you, let me tell you.
00:01:42.040 How about we wear full-size gloves?
00:01:44.860 That'd be smart for you to do that.
00:01:46.980 Because I'm going to knock your ass out and fold you up like a beach chair
00:01:51.580 in about 30 seconds i want tim pool to get in a ring with me and where all his arrogance will be
00:02:01.640 put on display i'm a paper tiger pal look at me come on come on come on you this old 50 year old
00:02:08.040 man you beat my ass so easy son get in a ring with me pool i challenge you your place your time
00:02:15.940 anywhere, anytime. Let's get in the ring right now. I want Tim Pool to be the champion of
00:02:21.860 Netanyahu. You can wear your trunks, the Star of David right there. You can have rabbis there
00:02:27.380 doing chants, burning incense, everything else. I want you in the ring with me, and you are going
00:02:34.760 to be victorious because you've got that magical beanie, the mothership yarmulke that gives the
00:02:43.920 orders all out to all the other yarmulkes real time uncensored unstoppable alexjoneslive.com
00:02:52.980 take a stand share the link do you want to fight you better believe you got one so let me give me
00:03:01.420 an update on the temple situation um when i saw him come out 36 hours after it was clear that it
00:03:09.940 was just an X bug, as I believed it was, killing live show numbers for everybody, including
00:03:14.580 entertainment shows, not just mine, and saying, no, you have no viewers because you're anti-Trump,
00:03:19.820 anti-war. And the way he's ridden the fence on this, it was my belief that he was paid to do
00:03:26.240 that. I don't know that, but I know he met secretly with Netanyahu. Then I saw the bots
00:03:30.840 instantly hit us and say, oh, how do you know there was a secret meeting? Because Tim Pool told
00:03:35.820 You know, he got caught. It came out in the Israeli news. They had the secret meeting that Netanyahu called him to have on how to counter the American right and how he'd be the leader of the resistance to us.
00:03:47.280 And Tim Pools tried to spin that and then put out Post on X saying, oh, I got the call, not saying who, implying, you know, when he had the secret meeting, he got the call.
00:03:57.160 He took the meeting. He did it. Did he take the money? We don't know.
00:04:00.940 So I said, Tim, why don't you just debate me, which I challenge everybody to do?
00:04:05.820 and most people are scared to do it.
00:04:07.860 I don't know why.
00:04:09.120 I mean, I'm such an idiot.
00:04:10.100 It should be easy to do, right?
00:04:13.580 And so he came out last night and, you know, made jokes about it.
00:04:16.340 We'll play the clip here in a moment, saying, well, he wants $300,000.
00:04:19.500 Then he made the joke, like it lessens me because the Democrats and the CIA
00:04:25.040 and the FBI came after me to bankrupt me and to do all this,
00:04:30.860 and they believed I would quit if under non-dischargeable bankruptcy where I could have
00:04:37.180 my house and my car and that's it. I don't even care about that. It means absolutely nothing.
00:04:41.560 In fact, it just pisses me off more. He's just like, oh, well, sorry, Alex doesn't have $300,000
00:04:46.200 to pay him to debate him. So just another chicken shit statement by Tim Pool. And people say, oh,
00:04:53.260 he's your friend. Tim Pool's probably never been my friend. He's always come off sociopathic.
00:04:57.340 you know, it's not like he's not a good host. He's smart in ways. I'm not trying to lessen that.
00:05:04.000 But the point is, is he's an opportunist. He never got banned anywhere. We've been banned
00:05:08.520 everywhere. And so him to pile on and say, your listeners are down 90 percent because you're not
00:05:16.760 pro-Trump was an endorsement of the unpopular stuff Trump's done, claiming what they're doing
00:05:22.800 popular when it's unpopular and destroying our populist movement and it was a glitch we're back
00:05:28.960 to the regular live stream stuff on x record numbers on the videos the articles all of it
00:05:35.160 that's why i didn't think it was a suppression i thought it was a glitch and x admit it was a
00:05:39.160 glitch and fixed it within 48 hours kudos elon musk so that's why i got pissed because it looked
00:05:47.540 like coordination to me it looked like piling on and i've never done anything to this guy you know
00:05:53.760 when it came out that a russian company was funding a file sharing video network ad center
00:06:00.780 and that's a long story to even describe how those work but you get in a pool group i've been
00:06:05.620 offered a lot never did it because i know there's some group i don't know i'm gonna get accused of
00:06:09.420 something that's why we got to be very careful it's why we went to direct sales 15 years ago
00:06:13.440 and basically got rid of most sponsors
00:06:15.000 because who knows who's funding that sponsor.
00:06:16.980 Later they'll claim you took money.
00:06:18.900 And sponsors, usually they'll be doing great.
00:06:21.320 They do come to you and say,
00:06:22.180 now we want you to say this.
00:06:23.200 And I'm like, screw you.
00:06:24.380 So that's why we went to the model of direct sales,
00:06:26.180 the auction store.com.
00:06:27.260 Before that, you know, the Infowars store.
00:06:30.080 And so I've been through this over and over again.
00:06:38.440 And I didn't ever even talk about it
00:06:40.580 other than saying, no, I don't think
00:06:41.720 Benny Johnson and Tim Pool and a bunch of others, because I really believe that, were bad because a
00:06:46.800 Russian company didn't disclose they owned some deal where they would pay you for your videos
00:06:53.240 and pay you to run ads for regular products. You didn't know you were getting Russian money.
00:06:58.120 I mean, for all I know, who knows? It's never been to come out. I think if it was there, it'd be out.
00:07:02.680 But I've never knowingly taken money from a foreign government. I never took money from
00:07:07.300 the Air Force or the Marine Corps. But that was a big scandal right before they banned me on YouTube.
00:07:11.720 that the Air Force and Marines were making buys on YouTube for my show for recruitment.
00:07:15.920 It was the number one show at the time, and mainly young-age males.
00:07:19.640 So, I mean, that was a smart place.
00:07:21.100 And the Air Force responded and said, no, it's a top demographic.
00:07:24.260 He has the number one show with young males, and we're going to advertise there.
00:07:27.160 But, yeah, I took money from Uncle Sam, and I clicked the agreement,
00:07:31.480 so you just take the money.
00:07:33.080 I mean, one buy alone was like $20,000.
00:07:34.900 So, yeah, Tim, I got money from a government.
00:07:36.500 It was the U.S. government.
00:07:37.740 But it wasn't for what I said or what I did.
00:07:39.340 And that was a scandal back at the time.
00:07:41.720 And so I never even got approached by foreign governments with money.
00:07:48.720 I got approached by Roger Ailes 15 years ago, and then like 18 years ago,
00:07:55.420 then like 10 years ago to do a Fox show.
00:07:58.380 They wanted me to do a show with Man Cow.
00:07:59.780 They wanted me to do my own show, and I'd be the new Limbaugh.
00:08:02.340 But they wanted to control what I said, so I didn't do it.
00:08:04.380 And then right before they sued me through law firms,
00:08:07.020 they had a meeting in D.C., and the richest guy in the world at the time
00:08:09.780 wanted to give me $50 million a year.
00:08:11.720 People said, well, say the name.
00:08:12.780 No, it was an off-record meeting.
00:08:14.200 It wasn't an illegal meeting.
00:08:15.260 So if something's illegal, I'll expose it.
00:08:16.640 But if I have a meeting that's off-record, I'm not going to disclose what the meeting was.
00:08:21.300 But they were like, you're about to get sued and destroyed, or you can come work for us.
00:08:25.020 And I said, no.
00:08:26.880 So, yeah, there it is.
00:08:28.220 The Air Force is running a recruitment ad for its special forces on Alex Jones' YouTube channel.
00:08:33.180 See?
00:08:34.100 Group found that thing.
00:08:35.060 So that was the type of stuff that was going on back then.
00:08:38.720 So just classic, because the foreign governments know, they're smart enough to know, you come to me and try to give me money, I'll punch you in the face and call the FBI on your ass.
00:08:51.460 And actually, they did send the FBI with the Internet Research Group in 2017 in D.C. when I didn't take the money from the richest guy in the world at the time, not Musk, somebody else.
00:09:04.060 and i said i gotta go to the bathroom during the meeting and so i go and you know click record on
00:09:13.460 my phone and i call my lawyers i say let's meet with the fbi let's give them this i went to the
00:09:17.300 fbi i said i know another office is behind this but just you guys know i'm not taking money from
00:09:21.660 foreign governments and i'm reporting this with names and it turned out it was the ca that was
00:09:27.040 doing it but they offered me three million dollar check the first of 30 million they had the check
00:09:34.520 they just said here just take the check it's the trump hotel in in dc just take the check right
00:09:39.580 now just we know you you know don't are out of money because i was out of money at the time
00:09:45.460 and and i said no right there and i immediately said i gotta take a piss went recorded part of
00:09:52.440 it, went to the FBI, got it all on record, did that. So my point is, is that this is not my
00:09:58.320 first rodeo. Okay. So when it came out that Tim Pool, I believed unknowingly, because I know how
00:10:06.360 these things work through a video sharing file advertising ad agency. I didn't go, Oh God,
00:10:12.280 Tim Pool's a Russian agent. Oh, you know, blah, blah, blah. It takes rubles. But when he met
00:10:17.220 secret with Netanyahu I said this a few days ago I said I felt guilty but I'm so loyal to people I
00:10:22.700 think are my friends that I think I mentioned and said yeah it doesn't look good but he met with
00:10:28.480 Netanyahu it came out it was a secret meeting once it came out then he admitted the meeting
00:10:33.560 people go well how do you know about the meeting if it's secret because he admitted it after it
00:10:37.080 got exposed but they just keep gaslighting no how do you know how do you know it's not you know it's
00:10:42.360 And it's known as Israeli bots doing that.
00:10:46.960 So I don't know about him getting Russian money, whether it's rubles or shekels,
00:10:53.020 but that's what we're dealing with here.
00:10:57.200 And so I'm not going to sit here and have him then make his jokes about,
00:11:02.820 well, I want $300,000 to debate Alex Jones, but he doesn't have money.
00:11:09.140 ha ha ha as if the fact that i don't have money means i'm a bad person when i don't have money
00:11:17.580 because i'm a true person who didn't sell out so it's just it's disgusting and so i wanted to end
00:11:24.780 this tim pool thing i felt betrayed by him i talked about it but now because he did this tim
00:11:30.740 we got a lot of sources and a lot of people that like what we're doing
00:11:37.740 who are actually good and so now i put the calls in to find out exactly what's going on with you
00:11:43.300 pal so you keep being arrogant you wear your little beanie and you do your thing you feel
00:11:48.500 all powerful and laugh at me on that's fine it's not it's not personal okay i first got mad because
00:11:54.680 it's personal because why are you trying to dance on my imaginary political grave but the fact that
00:11:59.540 you said i'm getting foreign calls and told to do that means money i want you to put up or shut up
00:12:05.820 and then I said, let's have a debate about who's getting foreign money, and you puss out and say,
00:12:09.920 buddy, you ain't got the money to interview me. That's a class system. I'm better than you,
00:12:14.780 bitch. I got more money than you, bitch. You can't even talk to me, bitch.
00:12:20.940 That's like George Washington couldn't even, even though he was a huge prospector and businessman
00:12:26.760 and owned all this property, was great everything he did, he couldn't even go get a business deal
00:12:31.500 because he wasn't a British lord.
00:12:33.780 It's the same type of attitude.
00:12:36.080 So I was going to drop the Tim Pool thing until I saw this clip,
00:12:41.220 and now the news statements he's put out, here's an overhead shot,
00:12:44.940 $300,000, Alex, I hear that's the going rate.
00:12:49.300 So because they charged the Andrew Wilson guy to go on with Candace,
00:12:54.100 he says, hey, I'm the superior.
00:12:56.240 It's all about the money to debate me.
00:12:58.160 Dude, you're the guy that came out and said, my audience is gone because I'm anti-war when that's super popular.
00:13:04.680 But I didn't do that because it's super popular.
00:13:06.180 It's the right thing.
00:13:07.280 You're the guy that did that.
00:13:09.400 You're the guy that besmirched my credibility.
00:13:13.300 And then he did all these posts saying, I don't know why Alex is attacking me.
00:13:17.040 I'm his biggest buddy.
00:13:18.200 I'm his biggest pal.
00:13:19.180 You won't even own up to your attack because it's a passive-aggressive beta male pussy move.
00:13:28.840 So Tim Pool wants $300,000 to debate me.
00:13:34.780 What does that say?
00:13:36.140 And then he makes the joke, but I don't have the money.
00:13:38.500 Of course, I could get somebody to get the money.
00:13:40.440 But that debate's not worth that.
00:13:42.720 It's pathetic.
00:13:44.540 And it's disgusting.
00:13:47.060 So here's Tim Pool last night saying, yeah, I want $300,000.
00:13:52.300 Here it is.
00:13:54.040 Okay, Alex, I'll debate you, all right?
00:13:56.020 I'm going to take the position that Israel is undue influence in U.S. electoral politics.
00:14:00.420 AIPAC should register under Farah.
00:14:02.100 They pressured us, forcing our hand into the Iranian war, for which it's undermined our interests, and they're currently undermining our interests in the Middle East.
00:14:10.440 They – yeah, I'll take that position, and then I guess you'll take the pro side, like why you support Israel, I guess.
00:14:18.480 I mean I can't imagine we'd both take the same position, right?
00:14:22.260 It's a debate.
00:14:22.660 so that's my position and then you can take the other one i guess right now uh alex is pro israel
00:14:28.160 now he has to be well i mean if he wants to debate he'd have to take the pro israel position
00:14:31.680 so i say yes absolutely 300 grand wow you know he doesn't have 300 maybe you can do a go fund me
00:14:40.540 for it or something 275 yeah hey you know what i should i gotta capitalize on this this name
00:14:46.640 recognition chip in two cents of x money i just got paid so there's a sick victory like he's
00:14:53.440 bankrupt we have more money than him we're better than him how sick is that it is a badge of honor
00:14:59.660 that i gave up what i had for this freedom and i love it and it's it's it's a honor and a pleasure
00:15:05.180 to do it. A distinct pleasure. But no, it wouldn't be about the fact that now that Israel's
00:15:16.920 propaganda war failed, which they admit, that now you've suddenly flipped from being pro-war and
00:15:22.440 pro-Netanyahu, meeting with him secretly, to now going, oh, I agree with all of you. It shows what
00:15:28.780 a fence rider you are. You're a sunshine patriot, pal, not a winter soldier. I'm a winter soldier.
00:15:35.260 Tim Pool is a sunshine patriot, not a leader.
00:15:40.540 And I don't have some heart on for Tim Pool.
00:15:42.520 It's just that I'm not going to sit there and watch him repeat an Israeli
00:15:45.560 propaganda bot attack on me, which is 100% clear, and then not call you out.
00:15:52.060 So what a cowardly move.
00:15:54.020 Jones doesn't have enough money.
00:15:55.860 He's not in my class to even debate me.
00:15:58.740 I'm a god up here above him, even though since it came out that he met with
00:16:04.280 Netanyahu in secret, his audience, which was not even that big before, has gone like this.
00:16:10.600 That's the type of chicken shit arithmetic that we're dealing with here.
00:16:17.280 Let me make it simpler for you, Tim. You pick the spot. You get a ring in a state that allows it.
00:16:22.840 I'm an older man than you. Let's have a boxing match, bare knuckles. Let's do it by trial by
00:16:28.440 combat. You're a big man. You can wear your beanie. Let's get in the ring. Alex Jones is a
00:16:34.400 big talker. All this tough guy talk. Get in the ring with me. Tim, you're this big man. Get in
00:16:43.420 the ring, bare knuckles with me, or it'd be better for you, let me tell you. How about we wear full
00:16:48.320 size gloves? That'd be smart for you to do that. Because I'm going to knock your ass out and fold
00:16:54.260 you up like a beach chair in about 30 seconds. I want Tim Pool to get in a ring with me
00:17:03.480 and where all his arrogance will be put on display. I'm a paper tiger, pal. Look at me.
00:17:09.360 Come on. Come on. Come on. This old 50-year-old man, you beat my ass so easy, son. Get in a ring
00:17:16.660 with me, Pool. I challenge you, your place, your time, anywhere, anytime. Let's get in a ring right
00:17:23.560 now let's get in a ring right now we can do it like escape from new york i'll even let you have
00:17:32.160 a baseball bat how about that tim tim we can do it in thailand where mortal combat's legal
00:17:37.640 you can get in a ring with me in thailand oh it'd be worse for you that way let's give you a sword
00:17:42.920 let's give you an axe i'll get in the ring with you in thailand you could have a sword and an axe
00:17:50.880 Oh, I guarantee you lose that way.
00:17:53.460 Because I don't even turn on my juice until I'm facing a real threat.
00:17:59.620 How about we get in the ring in Thailand?
00:18:01.080 You can have a 9mm handgun, huh?
00:18:02.940 Because you're going to need it.
00:18:05.140 You and your beanie.
00:18:08.100 I want in the ring with you, pool.
00:18:12.440 Because if you want to bang heads with me, I can show you what it's like
00:18:15.040 until you're bleeding.
00:18:17.840 I want in the ring with you right now.
00:18:20.880 because you symbolize everything this country is under attack by and all the smarmy little
00:18:27.380 double-dealing rats. I want Tim Pool to be the champion of Netanyahu. You can wear your trunks,
00:18:35.160 the Star of David right there. You can have rabbis there doing chants, burning incense,
00:18:40.780 everything else. I want you in the ring with me, and you are going to be victorious
00:18:46.540 because you've got that magical beanie, the mothership yarmulke that gives the orders
00:18:55.400 all out to all the other yarmulkes.
00:18:59.120 But I won't wear Iranian pants for you.
00:19:02.220 But other than that, I'm ready.
00:19:04.840 So are you ready, Tim?
00:19:08.460 Tim Poole has accepted my debate at $300,000.
00:19:11.760 I think pay-per-view, Tim, we can raise $50 million.
00:19:16.540 if we have that fight, will Tim Poole accept it?
00:19:22.520 Because I swear to God, I will get in that ring with him.
00:19:30.140 And we'll all see what a fake Alex Jones says.
00:19:32.760 I mean, imagine, Tim is going to beat my ass.
00:19:35.580 It is going to be beautiful.
00:19:39.120 It is going to be amazing.
00:19:40.820 He'll be like Superman Cash, take that beanie off, just throw it at me.
00:19:43.840 I'm done.
00:19:44.320 imagine he is going to just dominate me with ninja force power trillions of horsepower of liberal
00:19:54.020 needle dick chicken neck energy and jones will be absolutely defeated
00:20:01.780 notice he put that out in april it came out months after the meeting he's like oh
00:20:12.420 Oh, I did meet with Netanyahu.
00:20:13.660 Oh, I'm going to talk about it tomorrow.
00:20:15.560 All right, I got to stop.
00:20:16.480 This is out of control.
00:20:18.300 We all know Tim Pool's not going to take the offer.
00:20:21.400 You know he won't do it because he knows deep down inside this old man
00:20:25.620 will send him to the promised land, politically, not violently.
00:20:35.240 When a crash and blow from her big right hand sent a Louisiana man
00:20:40.120 to the promised land, Big John.
00:20:42.420 From me to Jimmy Dean, buddy, I want to get in that ring with you.
00:20:47.340 And I want to show you how the cow ate the cabbage.
00:20:51.440 Tim, this is your moment of truth.
00:20:54.200 You can, your testicles that never dropped can actually drop now.
00:20:58.040 You can have testicles.
00:20:59.960 You can be a real boy.
00:21:02.480 You can get in the ring with Alex Jones and prove your power.
00:21:07.440 In fact, you don't need a battle axe.
00:21:09.260 You can have a skateboard try to beat me over the head with it.
00:21:11.320 actually like a massage because that's what you're going to find out son
00:21:16.160 and so i'm waiting tim i'm waiting for you i'm waiting for you i've been waiting for you obi-wan
00:21:26.560 we meet again at last i'm waiting for you i need it look at that israel watching tim pool versus
00:21:33.640 alex jones mark mitchell another great pollster had a great point but whatever you do remember
00:21:38.280 Yeah, Tim Pool's laughing.
00:21:39.600 He's like, ah, ha, ha, you don't have any money.
00:21:42.380 Oh, I have all the shekels.
00:21:44.220 Oh, I'm Judas Iscariot.
00:21:45.760 I got 30 pieces of silver.
00:21:47.600 You don't have it.
00:21:48.600 I will get new hosts on top of Harrison.
00:21:50.860 I mean, new, get rid of Harrison.
00:21:51.720 I mean, more hosts.
00:21:52.660 I will get more crew.
00:21:53.660 I will do it all.
00:21:54.560 Go to thealexjonesstore.com, thealexjonesstore.com.
00:21:56.880 We have the end of summer super sale right now, 50% off on ultra-bethylene blue.
00:22:00.700 So much more.
00:22:01.260 We have the great earth magnet gun magnet holsters.
00:22:06.460 We've got it all, but we need funds to fight a war,
00:22:10.000 and I cannot do it without you.
00:22:13.180 Tim Pool thinks we're weak.
00:22:14.600 Tim Pool thinks we don't have the funds.
00:22:16.900 He celebrates that, like when the FBI and CIA got caught undercover tape
00:22:23.540 saying we cut off his legs, we took his money his way.
00:22:26.300 That's what they hope, because they don't want to meet me
00:22:28.280 on the field of intellectual battle.
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00:22:55.360 he hopes we don't have the money even show up like with king arthur when he's a little squire and
00:23:00.600 he can't show up to the joust and, you know, whatever, but he pulls the sword from the stone.
00:23:05.260 They're hoping we don't show up on the field. They're praying every moment because we've got
00:23:10.980 the light and the dark of the night. We have the answers to their tyranny. We have the 1776 answer
00:23:17.800 to their 1984. We have it, but you have to see it. You have to realize it. You have to stand
00:23:23.820 behind it. So I've challenged him, Poole, to physical bare-knuckles combat. Right now, Poole,
00:23:31.920 I'm ready. The paper tiger is ready. I will climb in that ring and you will just,
00:23:37.700 I will fall down, you think, and pee on myself. Just please do the bare-knuckles.
00:23:44.680 That'll make it a lot quicker for you and your great victory against me. I'm all talk, Poole.
00:23:51.060 i'm not real call my bluff get in the ring with me do it now and meet your destiny
00:23:59.720 meet your destiny when this smashed arthritic fist non-violently politically sends you to
00:24:08.680 get in the ring with me now hi folks i'm dr bigley today's presentation will be about methylene blue
00:24:17.080 and you.
00:24:22.600 Dr. Bigley, what does methylene blue do?
00:24:26.240 Great question, Billy.
00:24:27.760 It has to do with your mitochondria,
00:24:30.760 the powerhouse of your cells.
00:24:33.120 Let's bring out the mitochondria now.
00:24:36.040 right as I was saying methylene blue supercharges your mitochondria which
00:24:51.320 does wonders for your mental clarity stamina and overall pep just look at him
00:24:56.680 go. Gee, Dr. Bigley, he must have drank a lot of methylene blue. He was bouncing off
00:25:10.020 the walls. Right you are, Billy. He sure drank a lot. Let's continue, shall we? Billy, did
00:25:16.880 you know that methylene blue can cure communism? No, sir. Can I see? Why, certainly, Billy.
00:25:23.500 Take a look over there.
00:25:25.200 Behold, Ivan, a Ruski doggedly determined to undermine our way of life.
00:25:32.440 Careful, Billy, he bites.
00:25:35.700 Oh, look, vodka, potato hooch.
00:25:43.520 Watch, the communism is slowly leaving his body.
00:25:49.160 Wow, the methylene blue cured the red right out of him.
00:25:52.960 So, how do you feel?
00:25:55.100 Gee, Doc, I don't know what got into me.
00:25:57.500 I feel like a million bucks now.
00:25:59.720 Say, where can I get some more of that blue stuff in case I become retarded again?
00:26:04.080 You can find it on the AlexJonesStore.com
00:26:07.580 What does dot-com mean?