The Alex Jones Show Live - June 12, 2026


🚨The Secret Founders Of The Q Operation ⧸ Movement Were Just Revealed!


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00:00:00.000 Right after the inauguration, 2017, and I'm not going to name names on these people.
00:00:04.560 I'll name the big names.
00:00:05.200 I get contacted by people I know that work in the White House, and they said, listen, we saw all the trouble you're getting putting out the WikiLeaks.
00:00:12.340 And I'm like, hey, we didn't put that out.
00:00:14.000 We discovered it.
00:00:14.460 No, no, we know that.
00:00:15.160 But imagine if you could do that through like 4chan or 8chan, but also kind of add some treasure hunt to it, you know, some game theory to it.
00:00:26.320 That's what it is.
00:00:26.900 It's Dungeons & Dragons, basically. 0.99
00:00:28.320 That's what the Q stuff is. 1.00
00:00:29.720 And then you don't get any of the heat or attacks.
00:00:32.820 But then all this stuff we've got on them, we can feed out and then you can boost it.
00:00:37.260 Would you like to be involved?
00:00:38.700 And I said, well, who's running this?
00:00:40.180 I said, well, Trump knows and Steve Bannon's managing it.
00:00:43.220 And I said, OK, yeah, I'll meet with you.
00:00:45.860 Months go by.
00:00:46.900 Then I get a visit down here in Austin, Texas by some White House people.
00:00:49.500 And they're like, yeah, you know, so we want to work with you.
00:00:52.460 You can boost the stuff and you can have ideas and stories working on that we can get it,
00:00:56.040 add intel to it and put it out and not have any of the heat.
00:00:58.020 and i said you know anonymous has been out forever it's a guy fox mask and anybody can put it on
00:01:03.720 and people always ask is anonymous real well it's just a guy in a guy fox mask a billion people could
00:01:07.540 be anonymous it is anonymous you never know who it really is so you can't say is anonymous good
00:01:13.580 or bad it's whatever the person's saying whoever's saying they're anonymous i said i said i've never
00:01:18.280 worked with a party i've never worked with an agency this person has been an intelligence i
00:01:23.800 said i just i'm sorry i said you got some big story you want me to boost it i can vet it i'll
00:01:27.800 I'll be happy to boast it, but I'm not getting involved.
00:01:30.020 We need Steve Bannon to respond to this because I'm not letting the cat out of the bag.
00:01:33.480 I don't give up confidences on something that's going on that's illegal.
00:01:37.120 I need to be able to have these meetings with different groups of people with my journalistic hat on
00:01:40.680 because I almost talked about this the last six months when all the Epstein stuff was coming out
00:01:45.440 because there is Bannon, there is Epstein right when they're starting the 4chan and the 8chan with the heads of it
00:01:52.520 and then right when they say we're going to be political now with this, right when Trump wins,
00:01:57.140 and I was read in on this, not that Epstein was involved, but that Bannon and Trump were running
00:02:01.400 it. And then here's the adjuncts under it. And they wanted me to work with it. And I said,
00:02:05.700 no, thanks, because I'm not going to join any group so I can be totally independent.
00:02:09.180 That's a very important thing. Because then once you do that, it's like, hey, buddy,
00:02:12.540 you work for us. No, I'm independent. So obviously, Bannon's this political guy. He
00:02:16.920 wants populist movements, all this stuff he's pushing, I think, from a real place. Well,
00:02:21.180 then you go to that phantom head, the shadow head of the Toronto Commission to get that done. And
00:02:25.420 And I'm not making an apologist for him.
00:02:26.700 I'm saying I knew some of that was going on, but not the hugeness of the relationship when it came out.
00:02:30.780 And imagine what we don't know.
00:02:31.820 So it just gives you a look into this whole underworld there in Gotham.
00:02:35.740 So I'm told by the people that set it up eight months into it or nine months, whatever it was, that, oh, it's been taken away.
00:02:41.360 You better watch out.
00:02:42.380 And like you said, just let people know it's just like anonymous.
00:02:45.180 Anybody can save their cue.
00:02:46.300 People got to be careful.
00:02:47.060 And so I don't know who the good guys are and the bad guys.
00:02:49.660 I'm not claiming I'm not blaming anybody because I don't know enough about all the little inside things on it.
00:02:55.420 I just know who started it.
00:02:56.940 I know where it came from.
00:02:58.620 And indeed, it did come out of the first Trump administration.
00:03:01.200 And now that type of thinking is all over the place.
00:03:03.840 And the Democrats have their bluing on.
00:03:05.800 And you deserve to know what it is.
00:03:14.060 And so now I am going to reveal to you the true origins of the Q movement.
00:03:19.980 All the rumors, all the movies, all the books, all the speculation, all of it. 0.97
00:03:25.420 Horse crap. 0.98
00:03:28.900 Now, the WikiLeaks came out. 0.99
00:03:34.460 I didn't know Julian Assange.
00:03:36.120 We weren't involved with him, but Roger Stone was starting to work at InfoWars in 2016.
00:03:42.220 And he'd heard through Randy Credico that knew Assange that they were going to release bombshell stuff on Hillary.
00:03:49.220 He didn't know the specifics.
00:03:50.960 And we were trying to get a hold of Assange, trying to get him on.
00:03:53.240 Just the big guess is what you do in talk radio and TV.
00:03:56.620 Later, they indicted Roger for lying to Congress, saying that he wasn't involved with WikiLeaks, which he wasn't.
00:04:04.560 I was there.
00:04:05.180 I know.
00:04:05.560 I was, like, pressuring him to try to get him on.
00:04:09.580 And so, but we were really good.
00:04:11.480 We had a lot more reporters and crew then.
00:04:13.460 Paul Watson.
00:04:14.840 When the WikiLeaks came out, you didn't have AI to go over it.
00:04:18.860 Millions of pages.
00:04:19.660 is Watson just stayed up for like three days and broke like 20 huge stories or more.
00:04:25.280 And Drudge was leading to all of them.
00:04:26.740 I mean, one article had like 20 million readers in one day, and it was just boom.
00:04:32.240 And the Democrats decided, they said, okay, Jones is working with another group of the CIA or something.
00:04:38.920 This is too sophisticated.
00:04:40.360 They opened a national security investigation on us.
00:04:42.180 They got declassified, came after me hardcore.
00:04:44.060 You know the rest of the story.
00:04:45.100 And really, we were just not lazy and knew how to go in and search stuff and get it out.
00:04:48.780 and drudge was a big fan and was so was publishing and it was just that and other people were getting
00:04:53.840 it too it just wasn't i mean we had like an article an hour coming out with millions of
00:04:58.520 readers and viewers i mean hundreds of millions of views a day just a dominant biggest show ever
00:05:03.460 just i mean you know joe rogan hold my beer number one undoubtedly we were already number one but it
00:05:10.040 was like number one to the next order and i'm not bragging i'm just telling you about that time and
00:05:15.020 what happened and then thousands of articles a week attacking us hundreds of tv programs attacking
00:05:18.740 it's just total insanity so i'm talking to trump a lot at the time when he's president-elect
00:05:25.080 and i'm talking to his crew and i'm talking to his people and
00:05:29.880 right after the inauguration
00:05:34.460 2017 and i'm not going to name names on these people i'll name the big names
00:05:39.260 i get contacted by people i know that work in the white house and they said listen
00:05:42.720 we saw the trouble you're getting putting out the wiki leaks and i'm like hey we didn't put
00:05:48.520 that out. We discovered it. No, no, we know that. But imagine if you could do that through like
00:05:53.040 4chan or 8chan, but also kind of add some treasure hunt to it, you know, some game theory to it.
00:06:01.260 That's what it is. It's Dungeons and Dragons, basically. That's what the Q stuff is. And then
00:06:05.300 you don't get any of the heat or attacks, but then all this stuff we've got on them, we can feed out
00:06:10.940 and then you can boost it. Would you like to be involved? And I said, well, who's running this?
00:06:15.060 I said, well, Trump knows, and Steve Bannon's managing it.
00:06:18.160 And I said, okay, yeah, I'll meet with you.
00:06:20.780 Months go by.
00:06:21.860 Then I get a visit down here in Austin, Texas by some White House people.
00:06:25.140 And I'm at my house, and Rob Doe was there.
00:06:27.880 And we're out on my back porch.
00:06:29.840 You know, it's in the – I guess it's in the February or whatever it was.
00:06:35.220 It was still cold.
00:06:35.780 We had a fire going.
00:06:36.940 There was a pool table out there.
00:06:38.000 We're playing pool.
00:06:40.040 And they're like, yeah, you know, so we want to work with you,
00:06:42.920 and you can boost the stuff, and you can have ideas,
00:06:44.540 and stories you're working on, but we can get it, add intel to it,
00:06:47.340 and put it out and not have any of the heat.
00:06:49.680 And I said, you know, anonymous has been out forever.
00:06:51.920 It's a guy fox mask, and anybody can put it on.
00:06:54.300 And people always ask, is anonymous real?
00:06:55.520 Well, it's just a guy in a guy fox mask.
00:06:57.220 A billion people could be anonymous.
00:06:59.820 It is anonymous.
00:07:00.820 You never know who it really is.
00:07:02.880 You can't say is anonymous good or bad.
00:07:04.420 It's whatever the person's saying, whoever's saying they're anonymous.
00:07:07.040 I said, I've never worked with a party.
00:07:10.780 I've never worked with an agency.
00:07:12.760 This person has been in intelligence.
00:07:14.040 I said, I just, I'm sorry.
00:07:16.020 I said, if you got some big story you want me to boost it, I can vet it.
00:07:18.260 I'll be happy to boost it, but I'm not getting involved.
00:07:21.140 And, you know, Rob Dube was there at the meeting.
00:07:22.720 He can vouch for all that.
00:07:24.180 And I said, that's it.
00:07:25.040 But I said, thank you very much.
00:07:25.920 You know, it's kind of like Don Corleone saying, the best for your business.
00:07:28.940 I wish you luck.
00:07:29.780 But when this business is a little too dangerous, I'm not going to be part of that.
00:07:33.620 Thank you very much.
00:07:35.120 So that happened.
00:07:38.060 And then I'm not really covering the Q thing, but eight months later,
00:07:40.760 10 months later, whatever it was, I get some calls.
00:07:43.060 And they said, listen, it got taken away from us, just like you said.
00:07:46.460 And now the bad guys have it, and it's not good anymore.
00:07:51.000 I'm like, well, what do I do with that?
00:07:53.260 And I really wasn't covering it, but it was kind of the sensation to have shots on Air Force One
00:07:56.740 and shots of this to have credibility to it.
00:07:58.800 And people don't want to ever have clear answers, like here's actual legislation to build FEMA camps,
00:08:03.500 put you in them.
00:08:04.120 But if you hear a rumor of it, people love it.
00:08:07.180 I wasn't really covering all the Q stuff at the time. 0.99
00:08:10.280 And then I started kind of going, well, now, folks, it can be taken control of. 0.87
00:08:13.720 And maybe there's some good Q people and some bad Q people. 0.87
00:08:16.680 But I was just on my own trying to, like, not repeat what I've been told. 1.00
00:08:22.660 I was just told, watch out for it.
00:08:24.220 But at the same time, kind of just market for people to say, hey, anybody could say they're this.
00:08:28.560 Like, anybody could say they're anonymous.
00:08:30.780 Anybody could wear an IRA shirt like the British intelligence used to do and then shoot videos saying horrible things. 0.83
00:08:35.920 or, you know, anybody can go attack their own synagogue or their own black church 0.76
00:08:39.920 and say some white guy did it. 0.94
00:08:40.980 I mean, you know, you can false flag this.
00:08:43.480 And so we saw all that go on and all that happened,
00:08:47.820 and then so many people didn't vote in 2020 because they thought Trump was invincible
00:08:52.280 and couldn't lose, and I had, you know, famous CIA guys like Pachinic telling me,
00:08:57.160 oh, no, Q's real, it's all great, you should get behind it.
00:08:59.700 And then I wouldn't do it because I'm the people that started it,
00:09:02.580 and they said, look out, it's been co-opted.
00:09:04.280 and so that I'll get attacked by people that are involved down low
00:09:09.240 that think they're part of some secret thing and they're not.
00:09:13.740 And then I saw Kurt Metzger over the weekend on his show
00:09:16.880 with Duncan Trussell here in Austin, really funny comedian,
00:09:20.320 great analyst, co-host Jimmy Yore, nail it and say what it was.
00:09:25.420 Now, his interpretations of Bannon and stuff might be wrong,
00:09:27.840 but I already, you know, the last five, six months
00:09:31.280 when all these Jeffrey Epstein files came out, three-plus million,
00:09:34.800 saw Bannon in there with Epstein, the founders of 4chan, 8chan,
00:09:39.540 the other big similar things, meeting with him, going to meetings,
00:09:43.600 talking about how they're using it for political purposes.
00:09:46.020 And I started thinking, I'm like, was it always going to be used
00:09:49.040 to attack the real patriots?
00:09:51.180 And then I'm just told, oh, we lost control of it,
00:09:54.180 so I wouldn't think it was them doing bad things with it.
00:09:57.140 And I'm not saying that.
00:09:59.280 We need Steve Bannon to respond to this because I'm not letting the cat out of the bag.
00:10:02.720 I don't give up confidences on something unless what's going on is illegal.
00:10:06.600 I need to be able to have these meetings with different groups of people, you know, with my journalistic hat on.
00:10:11.960 But when I saw that Mexker got it and others had figured it out, I was just like, well, now's the time.
00:10:16.560 Because I almost talked about this the last six months when all the Epstein stuff was coming out.
00:10:21.280 Because there is Bannon, there is Epstein, right when, you know, they're starting the 4chan and the 8chan with the heads of it.
00:10:28.360 And then right when they say we're going to be political now with this, right when Trump wins, and I was read in on this, not that Epstein was involved, but that Bannon and Trump were running it, and then here's the adjuncts under it, and they wanted me to work with it.
00:10:41.260 And I said, no, thanks, because I'm not going to join any group, so I can be totally independent.
00:10:45.040 That's a very important thing, because then once you do that, it's like, hey, buddy, you work for us.
00:10:49.080 No, I'm independent.
00:10:51.960 So, I mean, I'll work with people, and they've got good information I can vet.
00:10:56.080 I'll collaborate, but I ain't under your flag.
00:10:58.620 Just, no, sir.
00:11:00.660 So then, I mean, anybody wants to look into this
00:11:05.660 and doesn't know about it, there's articles about it
00:11:07.120 that they don't really fully get it.
00:11:08.460 Some get part of it, but you can just go into the Epstein,
00:11:12.540 you know, the big data dump of 3 million plus files
00:11:14.500 five, six months ago, and it's hundreds and hundreds
00:11:18.100 of emails, and Steve Bannon is the second most talked
00:11:21.500 to person in there by Epstein.
00:11:23.860 Thousands and thousands of communications.
00:11:25.080 And look, he never made a secret that he knew him.
00:11:28.960 He was heavily politically powerful.
00:11:30.920 I knew he worked for the Trilateral Commission starting in 91.
00:11:35.160 He was like 29.
00:11:36.800 I didn't realize that by the mid-2000s, he was really sitting in for David Rockefeller,
00:11:41.560 the head of the Trilateral Commission.
00:11:44.120 And he basically was the head of the Trilateral Commission.
00:11:47.300 So Alex Jones is not always right.
00:11:50.880 Epstein was way more powerful than even I knew.
00:11:54.520 So obviously, Bannon's this political guy.
00:11:56.780 He wants populist movements, all this stuff he's pushing, I think, from a real place.
00:12:02.880 Well, then you go to that phantom head, the shadow head of the Toronto Commission to get that done.
00:12:09.280 And I'm not making an apologist for him.
00:12:11.300 I'm saying I knew some of that was going on, but not the hugeness of the relationship when it came out.
00:12:16.340 And imagine what we don't know.
00:12:18.580 So it just gives you a look into this whole underworld there in Gotham.
00:12:23.520 so i'm told by the people that set it up eight months into it or nine months whatever it was
00:12:32.580 that oh it's been taken away you better watch out and and like you said just let people know
00:12:37.920 it's just like anonymous anybody can say their cue people got to be careful and i was like well
00:12:42.440 that's fine i never really messed with it so okay i just cover stuff i can prove
00:12:45.520 but now that you have this epstein involved day one and going to conferences and going
00:12:53.120 meeting and going and staying with the founder of 4chan and 8chan and these other groups and Reddit
00:12:57.120 and trying to control the minds of young men and all the rest of it, all I'm saying is that that's
00:13:05.780 where it came from. It did come out of the first Trump administration. They tried to recruit me
00:13:10.760 into it in front of Rob Dew, a witness, and I didn't like the feeling of it, just didn't like
00:13:16.900 it and said, no, thank you. I don't deal with esoteric stuff or Gnostic stuff. Again, people
00:13:22.060 love something they can't really prove. They love an Easter egg hunt. They love a scavenger hunt.
00:13:27.380 They love a war game. And they talk about themselves in the Epstein files as like dungeon
00:13:32.120 masters and D&D and gaming theory. That's what it is. But you take a real world of politics and
00:13:38.420 geopolitics and military and culture, and then you create a game version where you control the rules
00:13:44.640 by the inputs. You're the dungeon master. You're the guy that controls the game. You're the
00:13:52.040 guy that is the referee and now you can direct people leaving there in a secret army or a secret
00:13:57.540 group under the command of the president and you're being given secret esoteric knowledge
00:14:01.100 and in truth you are in a group created by the president but then now it's been captured they
00:14:06.400 tell you by this other group and starts doing all this embarrassing and bad stuff and rfk
00:14:10.880 or jfk juniors coming back and you'll be at dealey plaza and you know uh biden's going to be executed
00:14:17.880 in public, you know, at the inauguration in 2021, none of that's true.
00:14:23.880 None of that's real.
00:14:26.120 And so I don't know who the good guys are and the bad guys.
00:14:29.140 I'm not claiming, I'm not blaming anybody because I don't know enough about all the
00:14:32.920 little inside things on it.
00:14:34.760 I just know who started it.
00:14:36.300 I know where it came from.
00:14:37.740 And indeed, it did come out of the first Trump administration.
00:14:40.260 And now that type of thinking is all over the place.
00:14:42.940 And the Democrats have their blue and on.
00:14:45.040 And you deserve to know what it is.
00:14:47.880 Uh, and, and, and so that's the facts and that's what I told you.
00:14:51.820 And then when the people at the white house that created it told me it's not good now,
00:14:55.400 I come out and say, it's not good now.
00:14:56.920 And then I get attacked.
00:14:58.560 Was that even a setup to get them to attack me?
00:15:00.640 I don't know, but we'll be back with the Kurt Mesker clip that got me going on this.
00:15:04.260 Stay with us.
00:15:04.800 So I'm not giving out any confidences here because this is already basically coming out.
00:15:09.560 People figured it out.
00:15:10.240 It's in the Epstein files, but now I want Bannon and other people who have the rest of the
00:15:16.260 answers to explain themselves.
00:15:17.300 That's all.
00:15:17.880 Because I'm not, all I know is Epstein's involved.
00:15:21.180 That's a whole other ballgame.
00:15:22.840 And then now I'm very suspicious about how the whole thing played out
00:15:25.620 and what I was told and what was done.
00:15:27.800 So here's some headlines.
00:15:29.240 Epstein met with 4chan's founder just as the site's infamous political thread began.
00:15:33.420 Yeah, that's all true.
00:15:34.700 And there's all these hundreds of emails.
00:15:36.100 I'm talking about it and meeting and banning and, you know,
00:15:38.640 all the rest of it right when I was contacted and all this stuff went on.
00:15:43.260 So, you know, here's just some of the headlines if you want to look all this stuff up. 0.89
00:15:47.880 So if you go back to the Operation Trust with the white Russians and the czars, 0.88
00:15:58.740 they had a secret society against themselves so they could recruit everybody into it 0.90
00:16:02.060 and then control the opposition.
00:16:05.460 You just go to Wikipedia and look up Operation Trust.
00:16:08.160 We put that on screen.
00:16:10.160 So, again, I don't know all the specifics.
00:16:13.120 I don't know all the details.
00:16:14.140 All I know is I told you years ago what it was.
00:16:16.540 I told you what I was told. I told you it came out of the White House. Now I've named names.
00:16:20.940 And if people want to say what I've said is inaccurate, then please elaborate.
00:16:25.420 Because this is a big deal. Now, here's what Kurt Metzger said on the full interview. He went
00:16:32.220 into it more. He's on the show next week, but he figured out just reading the emails. And so I
00:16:36.500 contacted him and he's sending me over a dossier of more research him and his team are putting
00:16:41.860 together he also goes with jimmy door and we're just researching this and throwing this out to
00:16:47.440 all of you to research it and see what you come up with uh to try to understand what it was really
00:16:51.500 all about and where it's all going and this type of technology of game theory they're using in
00:16:56.140 politics to create a copy of the real thing but to manipulate the general political system with
00:17:00.780 that to that interface with the real political system once you've created a false template that
00:17:04.400 you control as the dungeon master here's kurt mesker this is not a lot it's not a larp dude
00:17:10.800 this is an actual religion can i explain it to you i'd love to okay so the larp of it so as you
00:17:15.960 know q anon was invented by jeffrey epstein and steve bannon it's in the files the precursor to
00:17:22.720 q anon was called cicada and that was an online puzzle i remember that that was a beta test of
00:17:30.140 q anon no shit epstein's a big gamer you'll notice and when he's talking about uh mk ultra shit yeah 0.89
00:17:37.520 Jay Dyer was talking to this chick, Courtney Smith or Brown. 0.98
00:17:41.360 Very, very good guess we should get.
00:17:43.220 And he was like, I think you're the first person.
00:17:44.580 But no, I was on this podcast that no one's ever seen.
00:17:46.980 I brought it up.
00:17:48.120 So a video game, a lot of video game creators involved.
00:17:51.520 Because you have, so here's, here, I'll put it this way.
00:17:53.580 I learned this about Jehovah's Witnesses.
00:17:56.120 So Jehovah's Witnesses, there's not like a head guy that you worship like a god or anything.
00:18:00.800 You know, the founder, Charles Taze Russell from the Russell bloodline.
00:18:03.700 and that's important because he your final oto or golden dawn or whatever thing is to invent a
00:18:09.440 religion that's your final class project yeah all all of these especially what levey was doing all
00:18:14.620 of them they're all of them are all about slavery for so basically when they talk about being a 1.00
00:18:22.940 rebel and this that they mean for them they mean for them and if you're too stupid to see it you 1.00
00:18:27.280 deserve to be a slave that's why one of the secret commandments of satanism is don't be stupid 1.00
00:18:31.620 literally i got this from mark passio the ex of a he had a grotto in philly what do you mean he had 0.99
00:18:37.160 a grotto what do you mean your your parish is called a grotto in the lave church that's what
00:18:41.400 they call their churches grotto did not know that called a grotto like the playboy mansion had 0.99
00:18:45.960 yeah a grotto an underground fuck palace it's a serpent shit anyway they're not lave is not an 1.00
00:18:53.340 atheist if you're an atheist okay you could be a satanist there's an atheist there's all 1.00
00:18:58.720 sam harris for example uh you you don't have to sam harris is a satanist de facto automatically
00:19:06.080 de facto you mean from your interpretation he's a satanism is about being first of all sam harris 0.97
00:19:11.420 no free will he supports all kinds of objective physical evils such as killing and shit that's 0.95
00:19:17.900 the fact of satan the good thing about satanism but he wouldn't call himself a satanist well you 0.97
00:19:21.780 don't have to that's what's so great about satanism what it's just pure materialism you don't have to
00:19:27.540 believe in nothing that's fine believe in you you're god you understand the appeal but i but
00:19:33.360 i mean i'm just saying like sam harris like most satanists i've met they're just i'll come back
00:19:38.080 with jade iron to talk about this on the other side but i told you where it came from that's a
00:19:43.700 fact we'll be right back hi folks doc bigley here and today we're going to get to know our h2o
00:19:57.540 Billy, what kind of water do you drink?
00:20:01.500 Why, tap water, of course.
00:20:03.400 Ma says it keeps my teeth sparkly white.
00:20:06.260 I'm sorry to say it, Billy, 1.00
00:20:07.840 but your mother is either plain ignorant or worse, a communist. 1.00
00:20:12.680 Let me explain. 1.00
00:20:14.000 Tap water used to be safe to drink, 0.97
00:20:16.220 but communist subversives in our government
00:20:19.000 introduced fluoride into our nation's tap
00:20:22.160 under the guise of dental health,
00:20:24.340 when in reality, fluoride lowers your IQ.
00:20:27.540 calcifies your pineal gland and makes you susceptible to anti-capitalist mind viruses.
00:20:34.180 So you're telling me I'm a sap if I drink tap?
00:20:37.280 Yes, you are, Billy. Yes, you are.
00:20:39.920 But don't despair. We've found a solution. Follow me.
00:20:44.420 I'd like to tell you a tale of two frogs.
00:20:48.800 Frog number one has only ever drank unfiltered tap water, chock full of fluoride.
00:20:54.320 Observe him listening to satanic music, abusing substances, and engaging in other perversions.
00:21:02.400 Look, Doc, they're trying to play leapfrog.
00:21:05.380 They're pretty bad at it, though.
00:21:08.100 Avert your eyes, Billy.
00:21:10.060 Let's continue.
00:21:14.500 Meanwhile, frog number two has only ever drank water that has been filtered for fluoride and other impurities.
00:21:21.600 What a happy frog family. 0.84
00:21:24.320 spill the secret doc how do you get rid of the communist poisons with the new
00:21:29.640 water filter system from the alexjonesstore.com say doc may I have a
00:21:34.700 glass why certainly well that's just swell no water in the water filter listen
00:21:41.780 I'm not mad at the crew but I asked for real water in here 30 minutes ago and
00:21:45.280 never got it crews in trouble again