The Alex Jones Show Live - September 21, 2026


Watch Larry (Laura) Loomer Crash Out And Beg Alex Jones For Help After Trump Kicked Her To The Curb

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Laura Loomer Jack Dorsey Bovine Colostrum Patriot Apparel Harrison Smith Judas Iscariot Shellogy Jasmine Sneeko Watson Larry Jabba Lori
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16 minutes

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3,075

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170

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00:00:00.000 Oh, Alex. Oh, Alex. Come on out and give me what I need.
00:00:16.320 Don't you do it.
00:00:17.820 You will not have your antichrist, Larry.
00:00:30.000 but if i'm gonna get a little bit of fun i think i psychologically need this too and
00:00:35.620 call it r&r like in the information ward things are very serious every day i've committed to
00:00:40.480 myself because i like to have fun too and i've gotten really sourpuss about this and all work
00:00:45.100 and no play it makes jacked old boy and it's it's all still political i asked forbidden hq who are
00:00:49.860 real masters of the memes and of the uh ai videos because because they are being you know threatened
00:00:57.640 to be sued. A bunch of others are for ridiculous AI videos. I'll show you making fun of Sneeko.
00:01:03.560 And then Sneeko's like, yeah, we know Jones is behind this thing with a fake debate because he
00:01:07.600 wants to cover up. He's scared of a debate when I'm openly wanted to debate. He asked for the
00:01:11.100 debate. He won't do the debate and says, I'm scared of the debate. Then somebody else makes
00:01:14.700 a joke video about the debate where I'm bad and so is he, which is pure satire. I've asked these
00:01:19.700 people, I love being a villain. Please make me a villain because that's even funnier. I don't want
00:01:25.300 be the good guy in all these but i guess forbidden studios and forbidden hq had to still make me the
00:01:30.100 good guy which because i asked him a few days ago i said can i please be the villain and this new
00:01:33.640 candace owens once they did where she's gandalf you've got ben shapiro you know as soruman and
00:01:39.600 you've got uh you you've got uh erica kirk you know it's just it's hilarious and and and and
00:01:46.660 these are public figures so we should all grow thick skin about it so within 48 hours and we
00:01:52.180 asking rebel hq can i be a villain i'll ask them friday afternoon shot a video that came out friday
00:01:59.080 night they did it but i'm not the villain but it's still funny because i'm guzzling methylene blue
00:02:03.560 which is amazing we have the best the auction store.com and then if you don't know laura loomer
00:02:08.860 four money ate dog food on air and you know she's saying like the israelis are boy a new 9-11 will
00:02:15.760 sure be helpful it's coming that'll make you all look bad she's got the suitcases the new 9-11
00:02:19.740 and it makes Magatard the hero. 0.90
00:02:22.220 Like I kept airing anti-Alex Jones Magatard videos
00:02:25.300 and they feel like, doesn't he get it's against him?
00:02:27.600 It's funny.
00:02:29.100 I can be criticized.
00:02:31.460 You know, it's a good thing, not a bad thing.
00:02:36.540 So my issue with Laura Loomer is
00:02:39.340 when nobody would have her on the air, I did.
00:02:41.940 I supported her.
00:02:42.860 I got her donations.
00:02:44.100 I was nice to her.
00:02:45.480 I was friendly to her.
00:02:46.540 I protested with her
00:02:47.560 because she was censored too in Congress.
00:02:49.120 now she supports censorship. Now she wants everybody arrested that disagrees with the 0.94
00:02:53.320 Israeli angle controlling Trump. And so it's a real betrayal. So at the end of this, we'll play
00:02:59.120 a clip of her famously crashing on and crying on air, begging for help, which we were giving her,
00:03:04.900 but she was to everybody else. But now she's, as Harrison Smith said, salacious crumb, the little
00:03:09.600 lizard monkey creature is what it's described as that sits in the folds of Jabba's fat.
00:03:15.060 And she's very secure right now on, reported like a vending machine, money from all over the corporate government, you name it, while she accuses all of us of being on the foreign payroll of the government.
00:03:25.900 I sure as hell know I'm not.
00:03:27.280 So it's not about being mad at her.
00:03:28.800 It's just kind of like making fun of Judas Iscariot.
00:03:31.780 So here is the new Forbidden Studios, Forbidden HQ Presents, they, transnational human exploitation yoke.
00:03:40.220 and uh so i i really appreciate the turnaround on this i'm very impressed
00:03:46.120 and very thankful to be added into this masterpiece here it is
00:03:50.660 magotard get off the scooter mega what
00:03:57.440 my wheels magotard listen they rigged your scooter like those pagers you got to come with me now 0.99
00:04:05.020 why do you keep calling me magotard who the hell is they they they transnational human 0.98
00:04:09.580 exploitation yoke yoke yoke yoke then why'd the yoke blow up my scooter they wanted you gone 0.99
00:04:15.380 you are the chosen one chosen for what damn it they found us move 0.93
00:04:20.140 we're running out of time larry doomer is working with they you mean laura i thought she was a 0.97
00:04:29.640 patriot and i thought he was a she looks like we were both wrong doomer and they are planning an
00:04:33.680 attack on american soil bigger than anything we've ever seen they're going to use artificial
00:04:36.560 intelligence to usher in the antichrist what the hell's that got to do with me your hat original
00:04:40.320 2015 production run the stitching inside the brim contains the final sequence of an authentication
00:04:44.240 key doomer gets that hat they complete the key i paid 12 bucks for this thing
00:04:57.200 oh alex oh alex come on out and give me what i need
00:05:06.560 don't you do it you will not have your antichrist larry hand over the briefcase
00:05:18.620 don't do it alex
00:05:21.320 her achilles heel is a dog bone president trump i don't do this often but i pray
00:05:29.400 i pray that this is a part of your master plan 5d chess 5d chess 0.86
00:05:33.100 death to the new world order death to the demons 0.97
00:05:43.940 he answered my prayers 5d freaking chess 0.77
00:05:59.860 well i wish that he would do something like i said i confronted congress and when jack dorsey
00:06:05.860 was testifying in september back her up to the start four years ago laura lemmer well no one
00:06:11.820 would talk to her everybody hated her i helped her and then i get she calls me to be put in
00:06:15.320 prison now i'm a very honest person and i'm a foreign agent yeah right yeah yeah sure 0.80
00:06:20.980 all the attacks and never selling out and then threw all my crap and no money no big money no
00:06:26.020 and I'm not just you supporting me, theolishownstore.com.
00:06:29.440 The genius of that meme makers over at the Forbidden HQ,
00:06:35.360 their genius is that they know all the lore,
00:06:39.480 and the point is that I'm the character knowing her weakness being paid off.
00:06:47.140 So the joke is the dog basically did some money I threw at her.
00:06:51.080 The metaphor is the money is to eat dog food.
00:06:53.540 for that means you'll do it's the money it's not the dog food it's that she'll eat dog food for
00:06:57.160 money that i gave her some deal or bought her off it's like a really sophisticated i haven't talked
00:07:01.520 to people that made that i know they're smart i can see it and then magatard comes out and thinks
00:07:07.780 trump did it with 5d chess see how that works in the world's must it's all about our individual
00:07:13.680 courage and what we do okay so so let's let's go back to her freaking out begging for help
00:07:19.040 and then her answer is to try to destroy me here it is well i wish that he would do something like
00:07:24.860 i said i confronted congress and when jack was testifying in september and i begged president
00:07:30.320 to do something before it was too late and that was when i still had access to my uh my yeah he
00:07:37.000 wouldn't help you when everybody's getting censored but i did so i'm bad long in congress you don't
00:07:41.440 no loyalty it's mocked me and called me crazy but what are they doing i want to know what people
00:07:51.480 are actually going to do my life is ruined does anybody understand how ruined my life is
00:07:59.260 i'm sick of it i don't want to listen to people tell me that i'm a conspiracy theorist
00:08:04.240 They don't know what it's like to me.
00:08:05.280 So I reached out on the health of her and she stabbed me in the back.
00:08:07.400 Trump didn't over, but he's good.
00:08:10.020 No, I understand.
00:08:11.100 I just think you need to go with it.
00:08:13.060 And, you know, I understand I've been through this myself.
00:08:16.060 But realize these are wars.
00:08:17.240 These are hard.
00:08:18.240 But I know your frustration, Lori.
00:08:19.460 You wouldn't feel bad if more men were standing up. 0.95
00:08:22.340 You know, Drudge Report promotes what you're doing.
00:08:23.840 Others do.
00:08:24.280 The president actually did tweet about you.
00:08:28.020 Oh, there I am defending Trump there.
00:08:29.900 It's not good.
00:08:31.040 Watson being banned.
00:08:31.960 Because I'm disloyal.
00:08:32.640 But, I mean, I agree.
00:08:34.220 Tweeting isn't enough, but at least the president is concerned about it.
00:08:36.820 Let's stop there.
00:08:38.620 So I've always been consistent.
00:08:40.660 Was I on a foreign payroll, the Russians, Laura, defending you?
00:08:43.140 No, I wasn't.
00:08:44.380 But now you want me arrested.
00:08:46.200 Okay, good.
00:08:46.840 You'll probably get what you want.
00:08:48.480 Probably have a nuclear war, though, so it's okay.
00:08:52.160 All right, we're going to go to break. 0.69
00:08:53.700 And we're going to have more.
00:08:54.600 Oh, you want to have some fun?
00:08:55.660 We're going to do it.
00:08:55.980 Because this is also illustrative of how people that are weak, how they act.
00:09:02.340 But not me.
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00:09:06.680 had The Globalist try to hire me,
00:09:07.760 had The Richest Guy in the World at the time
00:09:08.820 try to hire me, had it all, didn't do it.
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