The Anchormen Show with Matt Gaetz - February 15, 2025


Anchormen with Matt Gaetz & Dan Ball | Episode 3


Episode Stats

Length

52 minutes

Words per Minute

216.27571

Word Count

11,396

Sentence Count

6

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

On this episode of The Anchor's Podcast with Matt Gates and Dan Ball, the guys talk about valentine's day and how to deal with your buddy's exes. They also talk about the worst valentines day stories they ve ever had.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 now it's time for the anchorman podcast with matt gates and dan ball
00:00:11.340 welcome back to the anchorman show i'm matt gates alongside my good friend dan ball dan
00:00:17.460 is the host of real america you can catch it eight o'clock eastern five o'clock pacific here
00:00:21.840 on one america news and the perfect chaser to real america is the matt gates show nine o'clock
00:00:27.040 eastern six pacific so this episode is going to publish on valentine's day so i wanted to wish
00:00:33.680 everybody and you a happy valentine's that's right and i did not forget because you know i'm a newlywed
00:00:40.100 you are oh yeah you came to the wedding you know by the way speaking of like chasers did you have
00:00:45.240 too many last night but the shades you know man i was told that this actually makes me look cool
00:00:49.860 and intimidating as opposed to your producer back there who hides behind the camera yeah that guy
00:00:54.800 normally i just look pudgy and beady-eyed but i think well you know it's it's democratized
00:01:01.760 all right so so valentine's day uh can you think of like the worst one you ever had
00:01:07.460 oh god you want me to say this on the record yeah i got some bro you go first okay i gotta think i had
00:01:15.260 you know i i had a uh special friend tell me that we were going to cirque du soleil and i just heard
00:01:24.620 like the circus part so i thought it was a circus and it ended up being cirque du soleil which is a
00:01:31.980 huge letdown if you're expecting a circus i also had a circumstance where i'm uh taking a girl back to
00:01:40.400 my home in florida from law school for valentine's day weekend and we get stuck in the atlanta
00:01:46.360 hartsfield airport and have to sleep on the floor and i'm just telling you it is a sad state of the
00:01:52.140 human condition when you get a bad snowstorm over atlanta or a bad rainstorm all the hotels are full
00:01:59.140 it was a nightmare but were you are all yours have been perfect camping out in front of the starbucks
00:02:04.160 waiting until it opened and eating like little cracker cheese packets you try to be as chivalrous as you
00:02:09.040 can be in that situation and at some point most of the restaurants close so it becomes a survival
00:02:15.700 situation i don't know that i've had a bad one no when i've been in a relationship i probably have had
00:02:21.700 some that weren't that great because i wasn't in a relationship you know and you go out and everybody's
00:02:27.340 out doing their thing with the couples and you're the single guy the divorced guy the person just alone
00:02:32.760 at a chinese buffet on valentine's day but i was i was solo in divorce uh for for a few years in las
00:02:39.980 vegas and so i'm betting in those several years there was probably like an elvis impersonator in
00:02:45.780 vegas you're there alone there had to be some crappy valentine's request doesn't love me tender
00:02:49.700 but thanks for bringing that up all right so i have another question for you yes sir uh what do you
00:02:56.580 think now we're both married happily married guys but back to our single days what was the rule
00:03:02.200 on one of your buddy's exes because i know some people that would say once one of your buddies breaks
00:03:07.900 up with somebody it's total no contact don't speak to the person they never existed others on the
00:03:13.180 you're talking about bro code now sure sure others on the other end of the spectrum they're like oh
00:03:17.480 you can it is there's no honor among thieves uh so where do you like kind of fall on that question
00:03:24.160 am i going to get in trouble on this thing since we have like i don't know we're worried about
00:03:28.060 censoring stuff on youtube and whatever can i say the old bro phrase which i always thought it was
00:03:32.520 bros before hoes so you isn't that the way you were totally value that so that that's where you're
00:03:36.940 at well listen i've had some buddies who've broken up with gals and you go she's pretty fine but i'm
00:03:42.560 not gonna go give her a call that would not be cool okay so not even good friends with the guys
00:03:47.440 could you can you be friends with one of your buddy's exes that depends on how they broke up
00:03:54.260 and what the current relationship is with you and your bro because if he's like oh we had a good you
00:03:59.300 know parting of the ways and i'm still friendly with her and then yeah i think you could be friendly
00:04:03.560 too if your bro calls you and says that and i'll never and i'm censoring myself then yeah probably not
00:04:12.420 a good idea matt so if there was like a so i know bill just dumped you so you would say if there's a
00:04:17.620 messy breakup with one of your bros and a lady very messy yes very nasty then you just you can't you
00:04:24.580 got to shut off even the friendly communication i think so i mean and i ask please sound off on x
00:04:30.080 and truth and other places and say the reason i asked who's right or wrong is because i saw that
00:04:34.900 you had marla maples on real america yeah and i know your buddies with trump yeah and they had
00:04:41.220 the messiest nastiest breakup and you've got marla maples on your program and i'm just wondering
00:04:48.180 after trump had you at his house yes to have your wedding how you have his ex on your program okay
00:04:55.560 but wait a minute they have a totally different relationship than most of us normal folks that
00:05:00.400 aren't high profile celebrities slash presidents um and former you know model wives i'm talking about
00:05:08.440 regular old dan ball and his buddy so you have a presidential model wife exception to the typical
00:05:14.540 bros before hoes okay first of all you're trying to get me in trouble with my wife who does the
00:05:19.260 booking for my guests on my talk show who booked wait i'm getting in trouble with your wife you just
00:05:24.440 threw your wife under the bus and said she was the one who booked her yeah because okay so hold on
00:05:29.000 she booked her oh there it is we've seen marla down at mar-a-lago recently getting along with her
00:05:36.320 ex-husband and helping to promote rfk who just got confirmed who she's friendly with and is helping to
00:05:44.540 clean up as you know florida she's got a big foundation initiative they're trying to clean up
00:05:48.420 the water and the air and all that stuff and so we had her to talk about maha and i thought it would
00:05:53.440 be okay because she's been down there hanging out with trump and milani okay so why is it bad i think
00:05:59.100 we've just found the lead what what have you observed with uh with trump and marla down at
00:06:06.060 mar-a-lago that the rest of us are not at the parties and stuff she's been invited she's been
00:06:11.380 friends with bobby for 20 25 years bobby just got confirmed as part of the cabinet rfk jr i'm so glad
00:06:18.000 he was confirmed you're totally right i'm teasing you but she has she has been a terrific advocate
00:06:23.160 for this movement for quite some time you just wanted to bust my dance balls i also wonder the
00:06:28.280 extent to which rfk jr has a whole lot of platonic relationships with women i'm just sort of wondering
00:06:33.060 we've heard no judgment i mean hey let's be real pops uncle all the kennedys they're they're the next
00:06:39.080 step in human evolution they're we should hope that the kennedys procreate as much as they're ladies
00:06:42.940 men them and elon you and i could only aspire to be ladies men by the way speaking
00:06:47.180 of um things that get you in trouble how about the handles coming from elon and his doge team
00:06:52.640 this week are you going to change your handle on x to something racy and sexy i mean we learned
00:06:57.120 about big balls hairy balls sexy tesla and the media is going nuts that these guys have these
00:07:02.520 crazy names these very smart 19 and 20 year old rich young tech guys that are way smarter than most
00:07:08.420 guys in dc present company excluded and you're not there anymore so are you going to change the name
00:07:13.320 just from matt gates to something what's the i'm trying to think of the worst handles i think the
00:07:17.900 worst handle i ever had as a spunky adolescent was on aol instant messenger and it was gates of hell
00:07:25.500 i loved aol oh it unlocked so much potential you could talk to four people at one time it was the
00:07:35.280 most annoying sound you had to wait for i don't like sounds sounds bug me it's like smells that's my
00:07:40.120 wife so i walk in she has the wrong candle burning in the house i'll know in two seconds i'm like
00:07:44.040 put that out it reeks wait a second sounds and smells is there a particular scent that sets you off
00:07:50.020 no i just like a leather candle like those leather ones are good like a man's candle
00:07:55.680 leather is one that's like leather cigar the nice candle a leather cigar like that like if i come home
00:08:00.600 and it's some fufu fruity lavender and yeah i'm like what about a sea breeze linen i mean we live by
00:08:07.520 the ocean fresh linen that's all right i guess yeah well you'll only accept the manly stuff though
00:08:11.980 i did see your dog was at work today shh you can't have pets at the one america news studio
00:08:17.720 oh so that was thanks for ratting me out matt well no i thought the dog was cute it's a it's a small
00:08:22.400 dog it's not my dog it's my wife's dog which i adopted when we got married because it's her dog
00:08:29.360 don't make it like i like little wiener dogs i know where you're going with these i just wonder
00:08:32.880 what kind of man i know where this guy is going with the jokes yeah but you know what dogs i'm
00:08:37.780 getting i already showed you the ones that are coming to the oh man tell everybody that was a
00:08:41.040 great that was a two yeah brothers from the same litter english chocolate labs one's a little
00:08:45.560 darker looks like a bear but you don't want a puppy you had a great riff on how you're going
00:08:49.420 a level above puppy you get the puppies and we've all been through that they chew they piss on
00:08:54.720 everything you got to deal with the whole training and whatever i found a breeder that had
00:08:58.620 two dogs that they were going to be their breeders at their kennel and they didn't get big enough
00:09:03.900 they only got to like 80 90 pounds i guess in the first 19 20 months and they like 100 pound breeders
00:09:09.580 so yeah i'm buying two they're still pups i guess until they're two years old right so they're just
00:09:16.060 under two but they already got all the commands they're trained for kennels they're potty trained
00:09:20.520 no more chewing so why go get the puppies pay the puppy premium price for a pure bread
00:09:27.020 premium it's like 2500 bucks to three grand for a pure bread lab you kidding me i'm a rescue dog
00:09:32.740 guy usually they'll like i have over the decades they'll pay the the vaccinations for them they'll
00:09:37.040 just give them to you listen i've loved labs since i was a kid growing up in ohio chocolate and black
00:09:41.000 my favorites and i said if i ever buy another property where i have actual land okay because
00:09:46.100 in cali as you're finding out it's like a lot and your neighbors right here you can spit and hit their
00:09:51.280 door yeah you can reach out your window and shake hands in california but now i have a few acres
00:09:55.480 and i'm like i want the dogs i've wanted for 50 years and i wanted some chocolate labs you got
00:10:00.700 names for them yes bear and bruin did those are awesome names did payton get a vote or was was
00:10:07.900 that just a dan decision uh my first one was i was going to call the one baron and the other dog
00:10:12.840 trump so if i had a park walking them or running them i could go baron trump baron trump come here
00:10:17.060 and just piss liberals off in california she's like i think the trump's a little drastic so then we
00:10:22.140 went bear and bruin i gave in on one i think it's lovely and when do you get them probably in about
00:10:27.360 three weeks i got to go way to northern california fly up rent an suv drive them back get to know them
00:10:33.620 what are they going to do to the wiener dog you got this old wiener dog he's like 13 i think he's
00:10:38.080 going to lead them around because dogs listen what do dogs do they do a little butt sniffing and they
00:10:41.940 figure out who's going to be what it's kind of like men right who's the bigger in town you sniff
00:10:47.080 around you figure out who's the top dog and you know who's the lion who's the sheep with men dogs
00:10:51.840 the same way these dogs are 19 months old they're gonna sniff the 13 year old's butt and go he's in
00:10:56.900 charge i think they'll follow him around the property this is the older dog tick tock gold if you can
00:11:01.040 capture this moment and it plays out exactly as you as you have laid out before you're a breeder let me
00:11:05.740 know if that's true but but so you say lab i've never had a lab but i've heard the stereotype that
00:11:11.840 they're dumb golden retrievers i would not do i've been around them with my uncle uh besides the
00:11:19.400 longer hair and the shedding they're they whine they're needy and i've seen them not be yes that
00:11:24.280 bright chocolate and black english about sorority girls chocolate and black english labs uh not
00:11:32.760 american from i've been around since i was five or six like four of them probably because they make it
00:11:37.400 about 11 12 years they're very smart they're great hunters they're great i mean if you go out
00:11:42.560 and hunt waterfowl those dogs are i don't care if it's two degrees do you hunt duck boom everything
00:11:49.200 man come on okay all right whale duck you guys don't have like water here to have water deer i might go
00:11:55.080 bear hunting soon up in oregon with a friend don't bring the dogs to that though no no no no no all
00:12:00.280 right no been hunting you haven't talked about this no i i think the bird hunting is probably the
00:12:06.920 coolest okay uh the hog hunting is very environmentally helpful because the hogs tear
00:12:12.580 everything up in florida and so if you go out and do a little hog hunting you're saving the bird
00:12:17.800 rookeries and you're saving the habitat for you know we're gonna have on the show soon who is a huge
00:12:22.980 conservationist because that's what real hunters are right you have to thin the herd from uh disease
00:12:29.520 from starvation is good old uncle ted nugent if you noticed obviously we've got ted's stranglehold
00:12:35.400 is our theme song and i talked to his people uh yesterday in about two weeks he'll be on the
00:12:40.720 program to talk about hunting and life and uncle ted's world because he is a awesome character i
00:12:45.800 loved him not a moderate no not a moderate i mean if you want to enjoy i think that's two weeks from
00:12:51.100 now make sure you tune into that episode because uncle ted will tear it up and he's promised to take
00:12:56.020 us on a hunt if you want to go i'm trying to line it up maybe you me tucker some other people
00:12:59.680 aaron lewis wants to go very cool and he does either uh deer or hog hunting he's got a ranch in
00:13:05.540 michigan and in texas you can pick depending on season oh hog hunting in texas you can uh you can
00:13:09.540 get the ar and go from the helicopter i know i saw your old friend mtg do that didn't marjorie taylor
00:13:14.320 do that once i said she was in a chopper she did a fundraiser oh very fun so your um your buddy
00:13:20.660 chad bianco's running for governor that's what they say so tell us what's your take dropping in a few
00:13:26.300 hours uh my take tell everybody who chad bianco is yeah if folks don't know as donald trump would
00:13:31.460 say straight out of central casting straight out of central casting uh bianco's got the the groomed
00:13:36.740 fu manchu the cowboy hat he's the riverside county california sheriff he's one of the few sheriffs
00:13:43.580 in this state and probably in the country that stands up for second amendment all the way uh he
00:13:48.360 pushed back on newsome and the idiots in sacramento during the covid lockdowns and said i'm not checking
00:13:53.180 on people to see if they've got a vax card or shutting restaurants down he was like big middle
00:13:57.500 finger um he's been very vocal do people know him outside of his area that's usually the hard thing
00:14:02.600 when you run statewide is you got to get right people outside your area to have name recognition
00:14:07.020 riverside county don't quote me on the size of it it's in the top i want to say three or four counties
00:14:12.620 in the state of california it's one of the biggest um and yes he is known throughout the state because
00:14:16.440 the mainstream media in the major markets san francisco la and san diego
00:14:20.460 lit him up during covid when he was in charge for pushing back and giving the big fu to newsome so
00:14:26.760 yes i think he's known in california as a as a ball buster of newsome so you got him in you've got
00:14:31.880 that uh bald brit named steve hilton from fox business news who's in uh nobody's official but
00:14:37.440 they're all in right and then uh businessman grant cardone again not in but he's doing like this
00:14:43.200 grant cardone was telling me how his house got burnt down on your show yeah right because he uh
00:14:48.780 the malibu strip it was like the only house that didn't burn i love grant grant's all energy but
00:14:53.760 grant's on there like you won't believe it we won't be able to build rebuild our eight million
00:14:59.440 dollar house and i'm like somewhere there's a farmer in middle america that uh might have less
00:15:04.980 sympathy for some zip codes than others i know grant love you but bro a lot of people are going to be
00:15:09.440 like hey man we cannot relate but trump loves grant he relies on him for a lot of financial market stuff
00:15:15.300 yep um and then i also hear uh nicole shanahan the maha gal that was with uh bobby on the ticket
00:15:20.120 right yeah she may jump in as independent then you've got uh she ran into my wife surfing my wife
00:15:27.500 was surfing in el salvador and like on the wave next to her was nicole shanahan and my sweet wife
00:15:33.480 comes out of the water because of course i'm i'm having papooses on on shore you're not surfing with
00:15:39.040 a nice little coffee no no no no no uh but she comes out and she's like can you believe i just met
00:15:44.500 the person that was running for vice president with rfk jr and apparently she's a really nice lady
00:15:49.600 do you think that a independent path works in california or do you think that somebody has to
00:15:54.960 kind of get on the red team or the blue team here so you and i've had the discussion privately the
00:15:58.380 recall effort in general is a tough sell in this state because for some reason californians uh have
00:16:04.900 some sort of brain lapse memory loss they forget what gavin has done to this state in the six years he's
00:16:12.360 been in he came in with a multi-billion dollar surplus we were in the black all day long we are
00:16:17.660 now negative i think 60 some billion so he's blown a hundred and some billion dollars on illegals yeah
00:16:23.680 not not fire prevent not a speed rail right high speed rail not that trump's investigating that
00:16:28.180 so he's wasted our money he's allowed millions of illegals in he's allowed taxes to go crazy and how
00:16:33.860 many thousands of businesses fled elon's one of them so but you got to convince people to do the
00:16:39.660 recall this summer we'll see if we get enough signatures to recall him and then if he gets
00:16:43.060 recalled who are we going to put in because you know that's how it works in california
00:16:46.180 we will have a special election and it's two questions do you want to recall newson yes or no
00:16:50.580 who do you want here's 12 names pick the one with the most wins and then like that's always
00:16:55.400 california gets like caitlin jenner porn star there's going to be 18 people on the damn ballot
00:17:01.400 there'll be democrats republicans independents so crazy and then again if you win later this fall
00:17:05.820 you're only getting one year because then you have another election next november for the actual
00:17:10.240 real four-year term that sounds all crazy i know to me why do you think i didn't jump in i was
00:17:15.060 thinking about it it's going to be a shit show yeah well i mean i do think one thing you have here that
00:17:21.260 i like are your seals have i told you about my obsession with your california seals are they
00:17:25.020 different than florida seals we don't have any oh we don't we don't know the water doesn't get cold
00:17:29.300 enough for seals we have dolphins okay but i've been i rolled up on some seals out in la jolla
00:17:35.300 cove and uh they're just like the coolest thing ever they have like big boat a little boat on the
00:17:40.900 i was just walking down those down the shoreline and and uh they roll up and it's like the birthing
00:17:47.240 season so there's all these little babies out there oh there's a mess with them they're adorable
00:17:51.980 yeah but if you get close mama will you know what i didn't have an urge to get close i was watching
00:17:57.540 from afar have you not seen the videos of these dumb tourists that come to cali and think i'll
00:18:02.180 go down to the la jolla shores where you see all the babies on those rocks right oh let's go pet the
00:18:06.980 cute little and then it comes after you and bites your damn leg off like don't be stupid people yeah
00:18:12.160 leave mother nature alone those people deserve that i i would defend that seal in court in such a
00:18:18.080 circumstance i hear that when if humans touch them their herd will like not accept them back so
00:18:23.760 you're condemning the seal to death with your touch i don't think people know what a heck of a
00:18:30.100 litigator you used to be because they just see you as the congressman who kicked ass for eight years
00:18:34.360 and now the talk show host but you had a lot of success if i get in trouble i'm calling gates
00:18:39.560 i uh i represented some swans once some swans yeah were they pissing off an hoa it was the h actually
00:18:47.580 you're you're really over the target yeah no an hoa had been feeding some swans and a guy came and took
00:18:54.940 them and then i represented the hoa to get them back under the under the legal theory of trover and
00:19:01.100 replevin you're watching so you've set precedence now i don't know about all that swans are protected
00:19:06.300 i did set precedent because i would sue the government when they would not follow transparency laws
00:19:12.020 and then they would have to pay my legal fees like for you know i would sue on behalf of a client
00:19:17.760 but i i did hold some of the larger awards when you would have a government entity that would have
00:19:23.140 secret meetings or wouldn't turn over their texts or emails in florida that's kind of our antiseptic
00:19:28.960 to corruption is we have very strong open government laws like two people on a city council can't go get
00:19:34.880 a beer and talk about work together illegal do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars go directly
00:19:40.400 to jail if you do that if two people on a school board um discuss what color the roof should be
00:19:46.520 outside of a noticed public meeting you know that can be a crime and so that i like that yeah it
00:19:51.680 cleans it up everybody gets to see everything play out that been in law in florida yeah we put it in
00:19:56.480 the constitution we put it in the state constitution jeb bush strengthened those laws uh even they've so
00:20:01.800 27 years ago yeah they've received a lot of bipartisan support and if you ever want to repeal one of the
00:20:07.720 open access laws you need like two-thirds of the legislature to do it so there there was a good
00:20:12.940 old boy network that in the 60s and 70s reigned over a lot of florida and we didn't want that
00:20:20.800 reputation and a lot of other states have copied our open government laws which actually is how stuff
00:20:25.560 should work right i was going to say can we please make that like nationally in all 50 states because
00:20:29.740 that's not how stuff works here in california as as i'm sure you're finding out in six weeks right
00:20:34.320 to be in here that's not how sacramento works that place is such a like i wonder if it's more
00:20:39.760 corrupt and dirtier than washington dc well they don't probably not but it's a close second yeah they
00:20:44.580 should have part-time legislature you should not have a full-time state legislature oh no this i don't
00:20:49.160 think we should have a full-time congress like frankly if you want a hot take i don't think we
00:20:52.960 should have a full-time congress i think you should have to you should have a real job congress should
00:20:57.000 be something you get a little stipend for it shouldn't be a six-figure income you should do your work and
00:21:01.820 you should return home and live among the people whose laws you're making yeah and then no insider
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00:22:45.620 prescription meds for a few days we are joined by another anchorman in that exciting dan
00:22:50.400 yeah i mean we named this show the anchorman podcast and we have a brand new and by the way
00:22:56.200 matt let me let me point out since i've been in the biz a little bit longer than our new guest here
00:23:01.120 and yourself i always point out to folks we host opinionated talk shows and anchormen that do the news
00:23:08.740 are supposed to be news journalists that report the facts unvarnished and unbiased we do opinion
00:23:14.440 shows but we thought anchorman was more fun and riley is our brand new host of the real story
00:23:20.160 with riley lewis here on the one america news network so we thought one of our first guests
00:23:24.340 on the anchorman podcast should be another anchorman tell us about your show yeah well i just by the
00:23:30.060 way i have to say this setup right here is perfect you like our set it's a really nice just environment
00:23:34.880 it's cooler than the old news style sets right with all the lights and the desk and the suits and the
00:23:39.800 my blood pressure drops 20 points just when i step on this carpet i just feel so relaxed like i'm here
00:23:45.060 with my homie but but the new show is up and running it has an incredible energy you uh start
00:23:51.580 the show with a monologue that frames up a key issue of the day and i like tell us uh tell us how you're
00:23:56.880 liking it uh it's great so far i mean great team um we're just a few days in but it's been really
00:24:02.420 really good so far and i think we're just getting better with each tape i mean there's really no
00:24:06.300 substitution for time in the host chair so just doing that and getting into a groove is really what we're
00:24:10.940 doing right now but i mean there's no shortage of stuff to talk about um and so every day it's like
00:24:16.080 it's actually quite challenging we have 52 minutes of program time and i have to figure out i have
00:24:20.340 hours of things i could say how do i will it down to just the juiciest stuff because i just could
00:24:24.840 never stop so it's it's actually pretty challenging just to narrow it down to the stuff that's most
00:24:29.220 important to hit program time yeah i love riley's story in that he came on board one america news a
00:24:35.960 couple years ago as a writer and then producing shows so he was behind the scenes in our newsroom
00:24:40.400 and then he started filling in for different talk show hosts when they were on vacation sick
00:24:45.160 whatever um you took over for tipping point for a few months while care was out on maternity leave
00:24:50.380 that's right and the viewers took to this guy like amazing they were like who is this riley lewis guy
00:24:55.520 and so just in the last what week mr herring and the awesome bosses that we have here at oan
00:25:01.020 decided let's give riley his own prime time show so here he is with the real story he's our lead
00:25:07.060 off hitter now in the prime time it's true you lead off i'm in the middle and you wrap it up you
00:25:11.420 clean it up right it is it is it is going to be ordering i really think i for the viewers um but i
00:25:16.600 do want to express my gratitude to everyone to you to you matt and also to the herring family for all
00:25:20.620 the opportunity because they've given me so many chances to thrive and succeed and just grow as a
00:25:25.380 person and a host so i'm extremely grateful so you were telling me he deserves it this kid works
00:25:29.980 hard as hell man well you were telling me about some of your influences in media and i thought
00:25:34.600 that it would be really interesting to hear like what brought you to this moment in your career and
00:25:38.880 how you view the opportunity um yeah so viewing the opportunity i mean it's it's really such a
00:25:44.860 massive undertaking but i get to join the conversation i mean as a kid i grew up on people
00:25:49.120 like rush tucker carlson i mean that's so i was always a fan of talk radio tv and i thought to myself
00:25:54.240 if i could find a way to do that then that would be a dream come true so i mean for me it was like i was
00:26:00.320 i was such a big fan of just consuming that content at some point it's like i'm tired of just
00:26:04.320 and taking i want to be able to add i want to be able to move the needle forward and join these
00:26:08.200 people so hopefully my goal is that people i used to just look up to and watch can become my colleagues
00:26:13.020 and partners and friends of mine so it's it's really surreal to see that start to play out here and i hope
00:26:18.000 to continue down that path that's what i love about his story because you know there's only a little
00:26:22.680 bit of of age gap right 50 to 25 or 6 so double but i remember being riley and sitting at home
00:26:30.900 right in the 80s and 90s with my very conservative grandma watching certain news figures like walter
00:26:37.080 cronkite every night right and then sitting there and going i want to do that i want to be on tv i want
00:26:43.040 to i want to inform and entertain people and that's riley 20 some years later and he's getting to live
00:26:48.420 his dream thanks to oan i think this is an amazing story with him coming online yeah what's your
00:26:54.020 favorite story you're covering right now uh i mean honestly everything that's going on with doge
00:26:58.540 with fema i love it i look because here's the thing i mean you hear about just reports and it's
00:27:03.300 like the more you read the less you want to know i just didn't understand how corrupt the government
00:27:06.760 was and i want to be clear when i was growing up i just trusted in the government i trusted in the
00:27:11.780 institutions i no longer do i think that's their fault when did you when did you cross the line on
00:27:16.800 that really in 2016 when trump came really 2015 when trump came down the escalator and you saw this
00:27:22.760 coordinated effort unfold to attack the one guy who goes to washington who says i had a thriving life
00:27:28.800 and a business career but i'm going to sacrifice that you're a trump guy from day one dan was a
00:27:33.200 trump guy from day absolutely absolutely damn right that was i mean it's so non-controversial putting
00:27:37.960 the american people first how how did we have like how was this even a conversation so the second i
00:27:43.280 thought that it was like that's it for me i'm totally bought in 100 common sense this should
00:27:47.060 be the baseline that should be the normal expectation for every single person in washington
00:27:50.880 i don't understand why that's such a controversial take oh yeah and i don't understand why they're
00:27:54.860 going after trump so hard but when i saw that in 2015 it was like here he is descending down the
00:27:59.840 escalator from the elite swamps of dc and new york or whatever coming down to the people a true man
00:28:05.540 of the people that i think it speaks volumes truly about his character is there something weird
00:28:09.500 about the fact that the most man of the people president is a billion septuagenarian yeah i know
00:28:14.760 i know but you know what listen to him he'll always say on the podcast which was brilliant during the
00:28:19.860 campaign to get on those podcasts with theo vaughn and regular folks and just hash it up for one two
00:28:24.200 three hours is he's like i always felt more at home on the job sites with the regular dudes he he
00:28:30.460 always says that when he had to go to the millionaire billionaire parties in new york they always kind of you
00:28:34.760 know they wouldn't brush him aside because of who he is and his cash but he never felt well yeah
00:28:39.440 the nfl wouldn't let it was a connection you're right about that there was he'd rather go to the
00:28:42.820 job site and bullshit with the plumber and the guys walking the freaking girders and the beams up
00:28:46.480 there thousands of i mean that those are the people he gets just because you have money doesn't mean
00:28:50.920 you still can't relate or be relatable trump has proven that and the moment you're talking about
00:28:55.380 is the same for me i can tell you matt where i was i was in a local newsroom when trump did that
00:29:00.480 and the minute they put out the bs narrative that he called every mexican a rapist and a murderer
00:29:05.100 i started going off in the newsroom i was working in and i believe it was the nbc affiliate in palm
00:29:11.100 springs california and screw you for still lying to people and the folks i worked with and i got
00:29:15.720 into it in that newsroom because i'm like that's not what trump said and they're broadcasting it
00:29:20.280 because every affiliate did oh he called mexicans murderers and rapists no he didn't and from there
00:29:25.580 i was 100 down on trump and i was also 100 against my own profession of 30 years because i saw then how
00:29:32.180 the media started manipulating and lying we already seen how they covered for obama's ass for eight
00:29:36.620 years and i was already pissed off about that but then they start lying about trump on top of covering
00:29:41.780 for obama and i was done with this industry yeah that's the moment i lost almost the mainstream
00:29:46.460 yeah and and and really just i don't understand exactly again why but this coordinated effort just
00:29:53.180 completely was unfolding and it was media it was local state politicians it was this uniparty
00:29:58.580 establishment in dc that said this guy is a threat and it's like the harder they pushed the more i
00:30:02.680 became interested i started reading about it you guys saw it before me you guys saw it before me
00:30:06.160 because it took the russia hoax yeah for me to understand that our federal law enforcement are
00:30:11.940 just politicians with badges and well yeah because you saw the fisa stuff and how they manipulated and
00:30:17.300 that email from the corrupt congress i thought the fbi were the good guys we all did i wanted to be one
00:30:22.120 i wanted to be a g-man as a kid we're like we're the people trying to stop pandemics from spreading
00:30:27.200 but then through the russia hoax i uh i became radicalized against the systems that that had
00:30:33.500 turned but you guys were on the front on the front end of the world because you're young aspiring to
00:30:37.520 be in the media i was already in the middle of the media for years since 1996 and so in 2015 i'm
00:30:43.160 literally watching my colleagues lie and swallow the trump lies hook line and sinker and then what i would
00:30:48.760 try to not on the air but in the newsroom have a discussion or debate with them that trump's not
00:30:54.600 that bad a guy and they're lying about him and man i would get shut down we get into yelling matches
00:30:58.960 and the news director would tell me to be quiet because of course they were liberal and they
00:31:02.520 would side with the other dan you're creating a hostile work environment again with your with your
00:31:06.660 domestic terrorism views right maga hat and your belief that maybe not every illegal immigrant is here
00:31:13.320 for a new life i i do have to say though i mean because this is just it was a grift from the very
00:31:19.080 minute it started and it was clear to me because trump went from being universally loved in media
00:31:25.440 in business he's hanging out with rappers in new york city oprah winfrey is joking about running for
00:31:30.500 president with him i mean uh she did like three times over 30 years with him going to the clips totally
00:31:34.860 the ladies of the view are like gushing over him and then overnight he's this evil tyrant racist fascist
00:31:40.800 and it's like i just it felt so disingenuous and that's why i just stopped trusting and what they
00:31:45.940 had to say see that goes to show how sheepish so many of the liberal people over the last 10 years
00:31:51.360 since 2015 believe the media and these celebrities instead of their own freaking eyes and ears yes
00:31:57.040 because you just said it how the hell could everybody love trump for 30 40 years in the entertainment
00:32:02.040 industry sports world music world da da da and they flip because he put an r in front of his name on
00:32:07.020 the balance of a d we loved you until we heard the things you actually believe now we're not so
00:32:13.680 sure anymore it's why my favorite trump book is letters to trump because it's all of those figures
00:32:18.960 you just described writing him these glowing letters about his vision and his success and now they're the
00:32:25.840 very same people that would like decline an invitation uh to the white house if if they oh if they most of
00:32:33.080 wouldn't there'd be a couple you know obviously oprah's not going to show up or joy reed or joy
00:32:36.720 bayar and some of those that used to kiss his ass but i guarantee those rappers the football
00:32:40.540 donald trump might be the most successful relationship with a man that oprah's had
00:32:44.180 yeah well look again it's it's one of those weird things where they just expect people to blindly
00:32:54.860 because they're looking at the media angle they just expect people to blindly believe in their
00:32:59.120 propaganda they just spoon feed you misinformation all day long and they it's really insulting i think
00:33:03.860 it's changing though i think it's changing riley because i think that the way people get information now
00:33:08.780 is far more fragmented it's not that one pipeline that dan's parents were used to getting with the
00:33:16.460 five o'clock news people are seeing stuff on social media they are getting thousands of different
00:33:24.180 sources directed at them one thing that is so delicious like my favorite thing i'm covering
00:33:29.320 right now is how the democrats are reacting to doge oh because hilarious because there there's a theory
00:33:35.380 of the case that the that the smart approach for them would have actually been join in claim credit
00:33:41.840 for part of it and then blame the republicans for the stuff that isn't popular and say that like
00:33:46.700 the doge stuff that's popular therefore and the stuff that's unpopular the republicans are for
00:33:50.660 tactically that would have been an approach but now the fact that they're against the entire
00:33:55.280 enterprise of finding waste like puts them on the side of the peruvian transgender comic book yes and
00:34:03.940 like you've been covering street in iraq yeah and i i think republicans made this mistake during the
00:34:09.180 obama years where we would oppose anything obama was for and that allowed him to define what we stood
00:34:16.760 for and against as a party yep and they are falling into this trap big time yeah because listen there's
00:34:23.020 no way that 51 percent of the american voting population believes that cutting spending is a
00:34:30.920 bad thing why would well especially on this stuff like this isn't the widows and the orphans
00:34:36.360 absolutely not like you you guys have been covering this stuff it's it's the craziest no you could
00:34:40.920 imagine i honestly hope that it's just money laundering and not this actual stuff i would
00:34:47.880 rather believe that like the cia is running guns and money than believe that we're funding the dei
00:34:54.000 seminar in serbia well that's the thing i mean is it is it corruption is it incompetence i don't know
00:34:59.580 what's going on it's not incompetent i don't think i don't think it is but i also think it's it is weird
00:35:03.880 to sort of put yourself in a situation you look at usa id as one example so it's supposed to be an aid
00:35:08.720 agency but then we're funding iraq and sesame street so at first it's like okay well you say
00:35:12.760 it's about aid but clearly it's not and they go okay it's not but it's about advancing u.s soft power
00:35:17.500 on the world stage well so then why do you need to do that through an aid agency it's how does eight
00:35:21.180 million dollars to politico help foreign nations they gave eight million last year to politico
00:35:26.480 absolutely and the overall bill since 2017 was 40 how many million guys yeah what does giving politico
00:35:32.040 a left-leaning online have to do with helping foreign affairs and international affairs with the united
00:35:38.500 states of america nothing you just wanted to push it's a bribe just a bribe yes so politico would do
00:35:44.120 the bidding of the deep swamp and the left and then shut down organizations like the one we all work
00:35:50.900 for gentlemen because we know what the heck happened to us we're democrats sitting united states senators
00:35:55.380 four of them and two members of congress from california all wrote letters to all the satellite and
00:36:01.440 cable carriers and then our advertisers saying pull away and down for missing disinformation but we're
00:36:06.060 going to give 40 million freaking dollars to politico to lie to the american people and keep their
00:36:10.820 subscriptions up look it up it's a fact at least politico's american they were giving money to
00:36:15.180 reuters reuters is british like we're we're paying that's a sad commentary on the state of the american
00:36:22.820 media that we have to go and and pay off foreign media to do large-scale influence operations that's not
00:36:29.220 america first can we ask riley so we can get off politics for a second because this uh this podcast
00:36:36.200 was supposed to be not political all the time we started on valentine's day and that's what i'm
00:36:40.760 going to go back to because i don't even know if this guy has a gal or not i mean you and i have
00:36:44.780 known each other for a bit and i know ginger you know payton we know our wives let's turn it back to
00:36:49.440 some bro conversation because they can watch our talk shows for the politics got a gal what are you
00:36:54.420 doing for valentine's day uh absolutely nothing uh nothing now you've heard the worst story right
00:36:59.540 i'm looking let's get into this okay okay where are you looking uh well i'm church grocery stores
00:37:05.540 uh i've i've i've tried the app scene for the first time ever i can't blame you 50 percent of
00:37:11.480 couples in america right now are formed on the apps i don't get it i would not have presented well
00:37:16.560 on the apps but it when half cut when half of the couples are meeting on the apps you got to have
00:37:21.840 some sort of line in the water there do you know hold on real quick do you know why you wouldn't
00:37:24.920 do well on the apps can you cue this up jared you know why you wouldn't do because this bite this
00:37:29.840 sound bite is going to follow you everywhere and people are gonna be like just roll the the famous
00:37:35.500 matt gates sound bite is it safe to say that based off of your comments you're suggesting that these
00:37:40.200 women at these abortion rallies are ugly and overweight yes what do you say to people who think that those
00:37:46.340 comments are offensive be offended
00:37:48.260 iconic be offended matt be offended plenty were you're on a dating website and matt's like i believe
00:37:59.460 this is in this women are like oh my god i'm offended oh no women want the alphas be offended no i i push
00:38:05.040 back strong on that but but all right so you you've had the dating app scene like have you had like a
00:38:11.020 really good date out of the apps surprisingly yes actually which ones i i had it didn't end up
00:38:18.100 working out long term but i went on a few dates with a really nice girl from coronado actually
00:38:21.920 nice island right off san diego very very though which apps oh okay so hinge is the one that i've
00:38:27.160 been using i hear but here's the thing yeah there's a lot of them and at first i didn't know where to
00:38:31.400 go so i asked some friends of mine and just looked for some data and i've heard decent things i actually
00:38:35.660 know some people that have got good relationships you didn't try that farmers.com or no no look hinge hinge is
00:38:40.720 supposed to be the app that gets you off the other apps what i've learned this it's a dating app and
00:38:46.040 it's supposed to be where you're not there for like a hookup that's right you're not there for a
00:38:49.740 casual thing the people there are there to like find their person that said there's a lot of creeps
00:38:55.900 on hinge like i've heard i've heard all right so so you go on hinge and you meet a girl from coronado
00:39:01.720 now the reason that would terrify me is there are so many navy seals and navy guys at coronado
00:39:09.060 that whenever i like would connect with a chick that's from an area like that i would think well
00:39:14.980 i mean what she's got better options she's got to watch navy seals swimming in their skivvies outside
00:39:20.540 like you know every morning what do i have to offer but you didn't let that deter you right no absolutely
00:39:25.880 i mean there's no harm in looking and trying you know um and it's still it's still new but i what do
00:39:30.380 you put on the hinge profile to really to really uh yeah can you put yourself out there and say
00:39:34.920 i work at oan i politics or no politics no politics no politics not at first no well and
00:39:41.680 i'm still debating what about hobbies hobbies yeah definitely um so music is one that's that's big for
00:39:46.420 me so i put that out there because it's something i think is actually maybe useful i can play music
00:39:50.640 for people i write music that's been a big part of my life you could serenade them oh by the way
00:39:54.440 totally but that's open doors for me in the past so why not oh hold on absolutely that's open
00:39:59.200 doors for you yeah well like open doors and opened oh come on give it let's go what girl doesn't like
00:40:05.140 a guy who can play music i know wait are you singing or are you making that like what are
00:40:08.860 you doing you mean music wise what are you playing the piano for him guitar uh so guitar started with
00:40:12.920 just like classical but i used to be in a band in college and that was that actually worked for me
00:40:16.800 pretty well so i had a keyboard player and a drummer another guitar player not the annoying guy that
00:40:20.380 grabs the car and sits down and kumbaya around the fire and annoys all of us regular bros
00:40:24.080 okay good just making sure i need the band name don't be that guy band name uh i don't think we
00:40:29.800 didn't even have a name actually your band didn't have a name we went as untitled at any college event
00:40:34.420 but we played mostly just dorm parties really i could see why the chicks were throwing themselves at
00:40:38.280 you the drummer from untitled is here that's right um what did you play were you like blink 180 i'm
00:40:45.540 trying to get age bracket here yeah well blink songs yeah a lot of modern rock a lot of classic rock too
00:40:51.080 so uh zeppelin was big pink floyd dire straits that kind of stuff you know um eagles though so
00:40:56.460 lots of different stuff and then some soft rock i've learned that ladies like kind of 80s 90s soft
00:41:00.440 rock so christopher cross kind of stuff you know christopher cross that's right you know dire
00:41:04.760 straits isn't classic they were 80s bro ease up i'm a 70s baby well they came out in the 70s but
00:41:09.560 classic rock is 60s 70s it's not 80s our age group dan always had that special mix you put on
00:41:16.700 when a special when the ladies came over that's true you always had i did have a mix yes that was
00:41:21.840 like the this is going to be a more relaxed and uh delightful environment so what was on the dan
00:41:28.440 balt mixtape i had a lot of like uh early john mayer a lot of room for squares was on like the old
00:41:35.080 i'm gonna sound way old i didn't put any of that new crap on there well what was on the the dan
00:41:39.120 balt romance tape i mean i would have it's it's the it's the valentine's day episode so i would i
00:41:43.500 would have eagles probably peaceful easy feeling or hotel california all of them actually all of
00:41:47.980 yeah just a steady stream of eagles one of these nights lion eyes lion eyes you don't put that on
00:41:55.560 no no that's a bad one that's a later one oh no you can't um i would put even but again in high
00:42:01.680 school if i'm dating some of the hippie style chicks then you'd have some grateful dead on there
00:42:05.620 too because a little bit different a little bit getting it on mix depending on the person
00:42:10.780 like this is a hairband by the way you know how much you're gonna get us into right matt when i
00:42:17.940 go home thank you well my wife um actually used riley's strategy she is a musician and she would
00:42:23.520 write songs and she would record them during covid and she would send me like a little cover song
00:42:28.600 and it was so delightful i beautiful i was i was very wooed by that wow if we know who the better
00:42:35.440 half is in this relationship clearly i will say one one other strategy i learned this worked well
00:42:40.540 in college and i think beyond too but playing records actually listening to albums with someone
00:42:45.180 opening it up you take the sleeve you look at the pictures on the inside the vinyl absolutely yeah
00:42:49.980 there's there's a power a special power yeah to a record player a vinyl and just sitting down and
00:42:55.820 listening to an album and that transcends generations because we're gonna watch this on valentine's day and
00:43:00.640 your dms are gonna be loaded up they're gonna be like who is this sweet man who is willing to
00:43:05.640 listen to music he'll compose a song for me enjoy time you'll make them dinner probably you'll bring
00:43:11.400 them flowers you cook totally all right what's what what what would be your go-to valentine's day
00:43:15.660 dish that you would make depends but i really like a chicken alfredo or like a pasta dish i'm a big pasta
00:43:21.140 guy that's a little thick for valentine's day i know i know yeah but you're gonna think about after
00:43:26.020 dinner you don't want to be all loaded and bloated down with a bunch of pasta i'm thinking like a lean
00:43:30.820 protein like a chateaubriand what are you going going with when ideal valentine's day you have to
00:43:35.680 cook it it can't just be anything you drink yeah no no don't come at me with some beef wellington i
00:43:39.300 know you don't know how to make i do but i'm not um let's see because i need to figure this out since
00:43:43.500 we're hours away and i haven't i would say that my wife will want me to probably get a really high-end
00:43:51.340 steak and grill it to perfection and then she'll do a caesar salad with it because she loves caesar
00:43:57.880 she'll eat a caesar salad 10 times in a week um and a great bottle of cab and that's it i can keep
00:44:04.420 it simple that sounds she's not a huge sweet tooth person no dessert like any of that i'll eat the
00:44:08.420 dessert i'll make creme brulee one of my favorite but she won't steak caesar great wine good music
00:44:14.460 she'll be good and then just great eye contact and listening gentlemen listening do you think and then
00:44:20.120 you're in like flynn yeah and i honestly think that the home cooked meal is the better valentine's
00:44:24.940 day approach because the restaurants are ripping you off oh yes four times markup on the bottle of
00:44:30.660 wine yeah when it's not even like really their best stuff they do some special menu they do prefix
00:44:36.340 you know what you may be listening to this and watching this as you're preparing your valentine's
00:44:41.340 day meal and ordering your iver take some advice from us family farm because we know what to do
00:44:46.580 ask our wives when when are they coming on we should get them on here to have a little chat
00:44:51.420 see what they have to say about us i haven't told them that we have this show well you know my wife
00:44:57.100 knows because she's here every day in the building usually sitting behind the camera watching us do
00:45:01.000 this today she had to go home because you know we're remodeling the new house when people watch
00:45:05.020 this episode and they go back and they say we have to start from the beginning and watch the other
00:45:08.500 ones they will find a very important discussion we had about cargo pants and cargo shorts in episode
00:45:14.500 two i took crap for that by the payton was holding out on us because your wife was wearing cargo pants
00:45:20.280 at the time with the string instead of a belt tying them in the back like the young kids do these days
00:45:25.660 i had no clue till my teenager came home and she had these baggy pants down off the waist with a string
00:45:31.100 and then they tie a bow in the back and i'm yeah they don't use a belt does the bow mean anything
00:45:36.760 do different colors have meaning no it's like a white thin piece of string they loop it around twice
00:45:42.460 and then just tie it in the back and holds their pants plus they wear them way low now and they
00:45:46.780 want them big and baggy and i don't like that look but whatever whatever they want to do whatever
00:45:51.200 you want to do dear whatever you want i want to know riley we only got a few minutes i want to know
00:45:55.040 riley's dream guest on on uh his brand new terrific yes the real story with riley lewis they have to be
00:46:01.740 at six eastern six eastern uh dream guest there's a lot of them uh i think i think it would be cool to
00:46:09.460 get ted nugent on actually to talk guns that would be we could probably make that happen you're i'd
00:46:13.420 like to he's coming here in two weeks just come up yeah okay that would be a dream your dream guest
00:46:17.300 of any living human was ted nugent uh well if any living if we're any any love music if we're going
00:46:23.020 that i love ted ted don't be offended by that or be offended but i'm just saying any living human well
00:46:28.580 i don't want to i mean if we're going literally any human i would say paul mccartney
00:46:32.120 oh he is a music lover there's no way i mean ladies he's single he's got to have so many good
00:46:38.020 stories paul mccartney oh yeah and i grew up on the beatles and i'm just i want to know
00:46:42.380 the craziest stuff he's seen in his lifetime i mean and favorite favorite beatable beatles album
00:46:47.240 um mate it's their their early work i think was was really special but maybe abbey road i mean just
00:46:53.600 because all the way through on vinyl it sounds so good i love sergeant pepper love the white album
00:46:59.000 yeah the white the white album's all right i think if we're talking about dead musicians i'd
00:47:03.580 like to just you know have a few edibles with jerry garcia for a couple hours oh
00:47:07.240 that would be some cool story any living human you could interview on on real america
00:47:14.140 clint eastwood clint eastwood clint eastwood you picked friends favorite i love clint eastwood
00:47:21.300 i met him once and i'll tell this quick story because i know we only got a few minutes left
00:47:25.040 and and james woods of course we know is a patriot uh clint is a patriot i was working local news
00:47:32.280 palm springs market i want to say 2002 or three about the time i met trump the story i told you
00:47:37.980 on the first episode and friends of mine owned a steakhouse in the palm desert area in southern
00:47:45.020 california and uh i was in there eating and the owner came over and said hey i know you're a huge
00:47:50.840 clint fan we've talked about it before you know that my dad knows him very well because of in carmel
00:47:56.140 california i guess they had a business together the hog's breath restaurant clint's on his way here
00:48:01.000 from playing golf out at pj west with james woods i would call your newsroom get a camera guy and we
00:48:06.700 probably get you like a couple minutes with him when they enter the restaurant like sweet so i put down
00:48:10.720 my booze stop drinking it's work time call get a camera guy over there sure enough in a few minutes
00:48:15.580 here comes clint eastwood and james woods and i'm pretty sure they had a couple cocktails on the
00:48:21.440 golf course like we all do and one of the first things out of woods's mouth was he says i forget
00:48:28.340 what how we how we brought this up about having cocktails or whatever but james says that clint was
00:48:34.000 out there dropping acid with him and that's why they're all kind of messed up and clint's like damn
00:48:38.240 it jimmy and he gets all mad at him and he's so tall and lanky and whatever and james is just laughing
00:48:42.660 and whatever and then so james goes on and i interview clint for like two or three minutes
00:48:45.840 and they go on to their dinner did it seem like he was on acid no they just had some cocktails
00:48:49.800 but woods was being funny maybe i don't know um did he talk to like the pink elephant in the corner
00:48:55.680 no they seemed fine just like they had a couple cocktails on the course but that little just
00:49:00.740 couple minutes and looking at clint's entire career right from starting on television at 17 or 18
00:49:06.340 years old and now he's what 94 he just finished his last project 94 or 93 94 i swear and he just
00:49:12.480 finished a film that he wrote i think for sure he directed it he still composes music i mean the
00:49:19.060 guy does the whole facet of filmmaking and he's become a big enough icon and name to tell the
00:49:24.320 studios whatever and do his own thing do you remember when he has that crazy bit with the
00:49:28.180 empty chair talking to yeah yeah brack obama yeah all right so if i that's mine how about you guys want
00:49:33.280 a very different direction i would probably like go with vladimir putin oof interesting tucker's been
00:49:40.760 and then like the ayatollah maybe would be on my list really and then like bill clinton like that
00:49:46.620 that rounds out my top three these are interviews with all of those people i'd have a lot to talk
00:49:51.660 about these are interviews not double dates you're talking about yes yes yes not my valentine's day
00:49:56.220 date no no frankly you know what if i could interview bill clinton the ayatollah or vladimir
00:50:01.340 putin i would do it on valentine's day and i would even cook for him matt let me tell you what
00:50:05.500 if you come out with me on valentine's day we'd have a hell of a time wouldn't you love to interview
00:50:09.620 bill clinton um i did for about two minutes tarmac albuquerque new mexico 1995 ish i'm working
00:50:21.880 for um a farts armed forces radio television service active duty air force uh air force one
00:50:27.040 landed at kirtland air force base and he was going to talk to local schools in albuquerque
00:50:32.140 about uniforms in schools plus he was on the base doing downsizing so we're all worried we're
00:50:37.200 going to get closed down and i was at the end of the receiving line where all the dignitaries
00:50:41.360 you've been there before all the dignitaries lined up in uniform and the politicians to kiss the ring
00:50:45.640 and i was there to document and ask him a question or some crap and that's all all i remember about
00:50:50.100 him is uh the broken blood vessels that you get when you're an elky on your nose and face and he
00:50:55.480 smelled like booze that's what i remember bill clinton i tell you what what a lovely note for us to end
00:51:00.640 on valentine's day that i told you something you didn't know womanizing drunk bill clinton
00:51:05.300 oh breaking news our very own dan ball spent two minutes with bill clinton and didn't even have to
00:51:11.140 file charges afterwards so no i had a hangover the next day from smelling him can yeah well riley
00:51:18.880 we're excited for your new show we're excited for the primetime lineup and really i just wanted to
00:51:24.320 invite you on so that dan would stop hazing me as the new guy in the primetime lineup but now that
00:51:29.300 you're here uh i think it's going to be an incredible year i think it's going to be an
00:51:33.020 incredible term transformational and what a place to what a place to be talking about it when when
00:51:38.640 you shared with me off camera that this was a dream i really felt that and i think it's a dream for all
00:51:44.320 of us to be in in the great golden age absolutely i mean what a time to be alive really it's remarkable
00:51:49.840 um and i'm very grateful i love hearing that story from you brother that that this kid because my my
00:51:56.060 my goals as a kid and i'm sure you too matt changed throughout the years look at what all you've
00:51:59.820 done state house federal government now talk show host whatever and i don't know that i was dreaming
00:52:04.720 about being a conservative talk show host a little kid i mean we were doing cops and robbers and i was
00:52:09.240 dreaming of going to be a marine corps sniper and an fbi agent you told matt and i before we invited john
00:52:14.560 like my dream growing up was to be a talk show host or a news guy and here you are i mean this is we'll go
00:52:22.280 deeper into all of dan's dreams next week on the anchorman show that's all the time we have
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