The Anthony Cumia Show - March 30, 2026


Bruce's Generic Garbage ｜ 03-29-26

Hosted by
Anthony Cumia
Mentioned
Bruce Springsteen Anthony Cumia Show Down Nicolette Avenue Safer Ontario Alex Petty Ilhan Omar Renee Oh Neath Dawn
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Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

109.29

Word count

853

Sentence count

65

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Toxicity

17

sentences flagged

Hate speech

4

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Bruce Springsteen's new song, "Streets of Minneapolis," sounds like A.I.'s take on a song written by someone else, and it's not even close to being as good as it is now.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
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00:01:15.860 the No Kings 0.99
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00:01:49.100 Yes, Bruce Springsteen was out there.
00:01:53.200 I believe he went to Minneapolis.
00:01:55.460 You think it's a publicity thing?
00:01:57.800 He's kicking off a tour, a big No Kings tour,
00:02:02.160 where I'm sure the centerpiece of his set list will be his Minneapolis song.
00:02:11.560 This is so cringeworthy.
00:02:15.980 It's Bruce Springsteen.
00:02:17.540 It sounds to me, I'm pretty what the kids call hip.
00:02:23.200 As far as A.I. technology goes, and I've heard a lot of A.I. songs.
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00:03:03.480 and then the music is just this stock generic bruce springsteen garbage and you put those
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00:04:51.800 Came to Minneapolis 0.69
00:04:54.460 To Minneapolis!
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00:05:07.140 Well, about dawn's early light
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00:05:17.700 And there were bloody footprints 1.00
00:05:24.780 Where mercy should have stood
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00:05:34.420 Alex Petty and Renee
00:05:37.060 Oh, God! 0.95
00:05:40.740 Here comes the chorus.
00:05:43.340 Oh, Minneapolis I...
00:05:46.300 Oh, good.
00:05:47.700 Good.
00:05:48.940 I'm a glutton for punishment.
00:05:51.000 Like, I love hate-watching things and hate listening to things.
00:05:54.840 And that is a great hate listen.
00:05:58.400 Minneapolis.
00:06:02.060 It's got an AI sound to it.
00:06:05.360 Like, you just ask AI, okay, hey, Mr. AI,
00:06:10.520 I take everything that happened during the ICE operations in Minneapolis
00:06:17.820 and put it to music in the style of Bruce Springsteen,
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