The Anthony Cumia Show - May 28, 2025


New Year's Kiss Gone Wrong! ｜ 05-25-25

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Anthony Cumia
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Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

166.47

Word count

1,818

Sentence count

125

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

sentences flagged

Toxicity

8

sentences flagged

Hate speech

5

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Summary

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In this episode of the WDFA Minicast, we talk about a man who had sex with his brother's wife, a woman who kissed her husband's sister-in-law, and a guy who kissed his own grandmother.

Transcript

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00:01:10.920 I heard somebody
00:01:11.760 call in the other day, and what a
00:01:13.920 weird story about 0.95
00:01:15.220 having sex with the, was it the 0.95
00:01:17.640 brother-in-law? Oh, that 0.99
00:01:19.580 was when I was in Austin with
00:01:21.700 Casey Rockett. Yeah, yeah. He sounded like
00:01:23.780 woody allen yeah his sister-in-law he goes they kissed right they kissed and their lips touched
00:01:29.680 during a new year's eve kiss whoa and dangerous and he said every day he's been uh every day he's
00:01:35.780 been uh repainting his belly thinking about that and i don't blame him it was so hot but this is
00:01:43.200 his brother's wife his brother's wife yeah and uh and and did he have feelings for her before this
00:01:49.900 magical kiss? I don't know.
00:01:52.200 I think he thought she was attractive.
00:01:54.040 And why kiss on the mouth?
00:01:55.840 They didn't. They kissed. 0.98
00:01:57.300 It was like when I saw you before, that little weird kiss
00:01:59.940 we do. But I had to
00:02:02.020 open my fly for that one.
00:02:05.160 I know, and it was weird
00:02:06.100 because there's that back.
00:02:10.760 I'm like, this is going to be a smelly
00:02:12.240 kiss.
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00:02:19.080 what so that's weird it wasn't even like like you go kiss him on the cheek and the lips just
00:02:27.220 i guess like the lips just touched a little and apparently she said to him wow the year's off to
00:02:32.060 a great start and that weird little moment like that's the type of thing like oh i know what
00:02:38.300 you're telling me how hard is it for well how hard is it no how hard is it for a guy to forget that
00:02:46.240 turn it down never acknowledge it again and not play off of it especially if she's someone that
00:02:52.660 you thought was hot before oh like i don't tell the disloyalty that it's your brother i know that
00:02:58.480 should transcend any sexual insanity you have but as a guy especially at a certain age or where
00:03:08.060 you're just completely out of control that's a tough thing to do yeah i don't uh i don't quite
00:03:15.000 understand it like i would be so grossed out by just the idea that someone's having sex you know 0.89
00:03:20.080 what i mean like i wouldn't be able to get beyond that and i'm a pervert but that would be one that
00:03:24.040 would just be going like but i get it though i get why the inappropriate somebody likes a little
00:03:29.340 inappropriate you know what i mean like the inappropriate that's another kind of fetish
00:03:33.640 but yeah if you just if you don't like that but you were kind of turned on by it yeah what a
00:03:39.280 conundrum that is to have now like every time you see her and you know how it is with with guys and
00:03:47.140 girls because girls won't even think about it you could imagine something in your head that she
00:03:54.680 thought like oh i think she liked that i think when she said like the gears off to a good start 1.00
00:03:59.620 that must mean she got the same vibe i did now you're infatuated with her and she didn't even 0.99
00:04:07.040 think twice about it. I kissed
00:04:09.120 my friend's grandmother, which I know is
00:04:10.780 right. And it was like
00:04:12.900 a little peck in our lips.
00:04:15.400 And I'd be lying.
00:04:17.180 Whose lips were thinner and drier? 0.54
00:04:19.820 Give a little contest. 0.99
00:04:22.380 I would
00:04:23.020 be lying if I said I wasn't turned on.
00:04:26.200 I was a
00:04:27.060 little turned on.
00:04:28.480 I like the taste of Geritol.
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00:04:53.080 Did you really kiss a grandma?
00:04:54.800 No.
00:04:55.600 Oh, right?
00:04:56.060 I thought it was very funny to me.
00:04:59.100 I was literally smiling as you're talking.
00:05:00.660 Just thinking about some old bag in a coffin.
00:05:02.760 Me giving her a peck. 0.96
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00:05:06.200 that is so wrong
00:05:11.040 I know
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00:05:12.880 but yeah
00:05:13.660 no I've had
00:05:14.100 inappropriate
00:05:14.760 thing
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00:05:24.800 that never does
00:05:25.660 yeah
00:05:25.960 it never does
00:05:27.440 I know
00:05:27.760 I'm like
00:05:28.240 I want to talk
00:05:28.780 but his wife is here
00:05:29.660 but yeah
00:05:31.880 sometimes a little bit
00:05:33.840 rub your back and there's a little signal
00:05:36.060 but you know it can't go anywhere
00:05:37.940 and it doesn't it's just a moment
00:05:39.900 like it's some type of a weird moment
00:05:41.780 that just is and then it
00:05:43.840 expires what uh what
00:05:45.800 kind of advice did you give this guy
00:05:47.820 I don't remember
00:05:50.180 I remember the call yeah
00:05:51.700 but I don't remember what I am sure I
00:05:53.840 encouraged him to go 0.99
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00:07:00.260 It's just so terrible. It's just awful. Yeah, but I, you know, I'm weak with that
00:07:04.860 stuff. It's hard not to think about it. Even if you don't act on it, it's still
00:07:07.780 the idea of it. And you're right, sometimes you imagine it. So you gotta be
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00:07:23.740 thing a girl did that wasn't calling me a piece of crap right which was nothing
00:07:29.360 that was like coming on to me yeah yeah if if a girl talked to you it was uh coming on to you
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00:07:48.960 and the way they think
00:07:51.760 is totally different
00:07:53.200 because you're always looking
00:07:54.400 and this is all of us
00:07:55.620 would do this
00:07:56.160 looking for the signal
00:07:57.800 like the signal
00:07:59.840 where like
00:08:00.400 oh she feels the way I do
00:08:02.220 and it never comes
00:08:04.200 you write a poem Jimmy
00:08:05.700 did you?
00:08:07.200 I wrote one in rehab
00:08:08.480 no but I did
00:08:09.860 I told you this time
00:08:10.360 I was sitting on the shopping carts
00:08:11.760 did I tell you that?
00:08:12.860 I think I had the crush
00:08:13.620 on this girl so much
00:08:15.060 and she's like
00:08:16.100 I like someone.
00:08:17.280 I'm like,
00:08:17.860 you do?
00:08:18.600 And she's like,
00:08:19.520 yeah,
00:08:19.980 you thought it was.
00:08:21.900 Well,
00:08:22.380 I,
00:08:22.620 she's like,
00:08:23.100 I'm like,
00:08:23.440 really?
00:08:23.780 And she goes,
00:08:24.200 yeah,
00:08:24.500 because it's weird because we're friends.
00:08:26.080 I'm like,
00:08:26.580 I'm sure it's okay.
00:08:27.820 And she goes,
00:08:28.540 and he's got glasses.
00:08:29.500 And I'm like,
00:08:30.220 really?
00:08:30.940 And she's like,
00:08:31.700 yeah,
00:08:32.000 does John have a girlfriend?
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00:08:35.180 John Freno,
00:08:36.060 Jim,
00:08:37.180 it's not John.
00:08:37.840 The name's Jim.
00:08:38.700 And I was like,
00:08:39.100 oh,
00:08:39.200 that's cool.
00:08:39.820 He's a nice guy.
00:08:41.020 Oh,
00:08:41.700 and I went and got a screwdriver and stole we magazine out of the
00:08:45.820 machine which is what i used to do and went and chafed my young confused body with my hand
00:08:51.380 dude i would take the screwdriver and go steal playboy penthouse and we they were in a machine
00:08:59.200 in the local motel uh how would they put those in machines that could be easily lifted it was
00:09:04.980 a magazine yeah i know i i've seen the machines but jeez you put the screwdriver in and just
00:09:10.400 jimmy the magazine i didn't take the money i just wanted the magazine yeah of course that age he is
00:09:15.620 Pia Zadora.
00:09:16.380 Oh, yeah.
00:09:17.020 The Pia Zadora issue of Wii.
00:09:19.080 Very hot.
00:09:19.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:09:21.340 Why are celebrities better to see naked than just regular girls? 1.00
00:09:27.060 Because it's the same thing that OnlyFans probably does now, which is people that you see.
00:09:31.040 Because, guys, you always want to see somebody naked.
00:09:32.940 Always.
00:09:33.540 Yeah.
00:09:34.400 Take your clothes off.
00:09:35.960 You've seen it.
00:09:36.660 Something you haven't seen before.
00:09:38.240 There's no hair on it, which, of course, you're used to. 0.99
00:09:45.620 Um, uh, but there's something about seeing these like people you work with or like women 0.80
00:09:53.060 at the, you want to see them naked. 1.00
00:09:54.460 So now an only thing that's what it's like with celebrities, like, yeah, cause it was
00:09:57.340 so taboo.
00:09:58.340 Like celebrity skin became a huge website.
00:10:01.320 People wanted to see, they'd freeze frame a movie where it was a split second half a
00:10:06.720 breast or something like that.
00:10:09.480 Yeah. 1.00
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00:10:12.460 Jimmy's face is in his hands right now.
00:10:20.800 I'm sorry you knew that was...
00:10:22.700 I did, but it was worse than I anticipated.
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