Summer is Over ｜ 08-31-25
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Summer is almost over, which means it's time to talk about why it sucks and why we should enjoy it more than we do right now. Plus, why it's so hard to remember summer as a kid and why it seems like it goes by so fast now.
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summer for a little while longer but we all know right after labor day weekend i don't know
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how do it know how do the world know that it's time to start getting a chili and and it's like
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a day that's it one day like oh that was summer and now it's not and it's the second of september
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and i'm cold and it sucks yeah summers man they do buzz on by i don't know i was i was trying to
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remember my childhood which was oh so so many years ago and uh the summers did they did they
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seem to last longer or did they seem to go by very quickly because these days they seem to go
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by very quickly and when you're a kid a summer was you know i think because again you just take
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into consideration the percentage of your life three months if you're 10 you know what is that
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uh three if you're 10 you're how many months old are you 12 120 and then carry the yeah uh exactly
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my calculation. I just think it's a much larger percentage of your life at that time. So based on
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your life experience at 10 years old, three months seems like a long time. But you don't want school
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to start again. You're having a lot of fun. And my other theory with why adults and the older you
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get the the faster time shoots on by is because as an adult you're constantly trying to put things
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off you don't want things to happen another bill a doctor's appointment a funeral whatever work
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whatever it is but as a kid you are constantly anticipating something waiting when is my birthday
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or christmas you're constantly looking forward to stuff summer vacation and uh you know when when
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when you're waiting for something it seems like it takes forever when you don't want something to
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come along and you're putting it off it does seem like it comes up a lot faster so uh yeah that's
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one of my my takes on on why when you get older things seem to go by but summer summer vacation
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is kind of a different thing because again you know even as a kid you kind of didn't want it to
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end that would make you think it was gonna uh whiz right on by and that as an adult it's just
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three more months it's nice it's it's not simple you're still you know working and you have things
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to do a little more vacation time maybe things like that but uh i don't know for me it seems
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like it goes by a lot faster now than uh when i was a kid summer vacation did especially right
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you know that last day of school and then the next day is first day of summer vacation it might
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as well have been five years oh we go back to school in five years from now that's what it
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seemed like and uh yeah they were thinking fourth of july of course was a huge thing as a kid and
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parties things like that and now again you're just kind of like oh here's three three mortgage
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payments june july and august there you go maybe i shouldn't be so cynical anthony don't be so
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cynical but uh it's hard it's hard not to be i enjoy it i enjoy summer still i'm not as sure why
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i think it's just the the the hassle of putting a coat on is something i don't like about when it
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gets a little uh colder i'm down here in a little south carolina now though so yeah it's still going
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to be very summer-like for quite some time but uh when you first have to put that that big winter
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coat on bundle up oh why don't you shut up bundle up it's cold out there it just takes forever
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you're not comfortable you do that hunch over the steering wheel thing you can't just sit back in
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your seat you got a hunch over your steering wheel somehow that gives you warmth i don't know
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what it does waiting for that first stream of warm air to come out of the uh the heater in your car
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oh boy steering wheel heaters were a great innovation i must say that is a fantastic
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thing and seat heaters but uh i don't want to get everyone bummed out it's still technically
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august it's august fourth of july those beaches will be open sheriff brody uh yeah
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it's still it's still uh august for a few more hours i guess a couple of more hours and then
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we we go to september and uh it is labor day weekend a holiday weekend so i gather most people
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have off tomorrow and no banking no stock market uh and uh no no other uh city thing i guess
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everybody everyone really gets that off it's like memorial day and then fourth of july and labor day
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the three big ones of uh of the summer uh so i hope you're having a good time i hope the weather
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is nice around where you are in these united states as we celebrate the laborers the american
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worker who uh we've just crapped on for for many many years now but you know we throw them a little
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thing a little burger and bar hot dog barbecue a few cold beers and say thanks and then we just
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go back to abusing the hell out of you for uh the rest of the year why not
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