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00:00:59.980 It's the Anthony Cumia Show

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00:01:06.020 Oh, yeah.

00:01:08.300 Another Sunday. Look how

00:01:09.880 quickly that week flies on

00:01:11.980 by, doesn't it?

00:01:13.400 Doesn't it go by so fast?

00:01:16.520 Maybe not for some

00:01:17.840 people. For me, it seems to

00:01:19.860 go by pretty quickly.

00:01:21.700 uh sunday easter sunday for those of you uh practicing i went to church today i don't

00:01:32.540 normally go to church but um you know sometimes your girl might say hey you know let's go to 0.96

00:01:40.220 church and you gotta be a real piece of garbage no i'm playing call of duty you gotta be a real 1.00

00:01:50.340 piece of garbage on easter sunday if your girl asks you to join her uh at church because she 1.00

00:01:57.140 goes all the time uh so you know who what what guy wants to try to die on that hill no and i mean it 0.98

00:02:06.520 it's it's really not even negotiable you're going to church and i don't mind it it's not like one

00:02:14.420 of those things where i'm like oh god i gotta go to church oh god i gotta go to church uh

00:02:19.840 And it's just from when I was a kid, I find it boring and I'm sorry about that.

00:02:28.800 I feel bad for it.

00:02:29.720 I feel guilty.

00:02:30.420 I'm a guilty Catholic, I guess.

00:02:32.660 But I just feel kind of like I'm sitting there.

00:02:37.060 I want to get into it.

00:02:38.860 I want to listen to what's being said.

00:02:40.840 And I do.

00:02:41.360 I don't go yapping.

00:02:42.640 I'm not yapping through it.

00:02:44.720 But and it's not a language I can't understand, like Latin or something.

00:02:49.280 or it's not like when I was a kid

00:02:50.940 and just wanted to get out there

00:02:52.840 and play with my Tonka toys.

00:02:56.520 But I'm just, I hear the words, I'm listening,

00:02:59.800 and I feel like I'm just biding my time

00:03:02.360 till I can leave.

00:03:05.900 But I do feel like I understand it

00:03:08.140 and I understand how the people,

00:03:10.640 you know, the priests

00:03:11.700 and all of the staff that they have there,

00:03:14.540 the little kids lighting the candles and everything,

00:03:17.260 that i understand how they uh they're really you know into it understand it but i'm just like ah

00:03:25.720 i'd like to i guess i'd like to be more spiritual but it's just one of those things where i'm like

00:03:33.200 oh boy and then the worst thing and this i i don't even know how do you go about apologizing

00:03:40.120 for this do you go to confession for for something like i'm i'm gonna tell you and and i've i've

00:03:47.220 heard from other people that uh they have the same kind of thoughts in church and i don't know what

00:03:53.680 this is all about but it's it's uh real as rain you just get these terrible terrible evil thoughts

00:04:03.280 and i'm not a bad person don't ask anyone they'll probably tell you different but i'm not like a

00:04:11.980 terrible person i don't do that many terrible things but when i'm sitting in church i can't

00:04:18.480 help like i said before i'm a little bored so i can't help but look around and if there's an

00:04:24.560 attractive girl sitting i kind of look and and and guys uh can i get some help here gentlemen

00:04:35.180 guys you know we look and you could just go wow that's a pretty girl very pretty dress very nice

00:04:43.080 it's easter it's a little yellow or pink easter dress or something and that would be fine i'm sure

00:04:52.120 you know everyone involved in jesus and everyone would be fine with that i'm admiring the

00:04:59.300 handiwork of of god himself but then i start looking like at their their ankles and thighs

00:05:08.380 and calves and i start thinking things and i just feel terrible about it but it's always been that

00:05:16.760 way in church i look around too much i don't uh i don't pay a lot of attention and my mind starts

00:05:24.100 going off on terrible things like that i'm lusting in church i'm i'm lusting for god's sake not for 0.97

00:05:32.120 god's sake damn no not damn damn me ah it's um i think it's just because i'm not really 0.98

00:05:40.100 captivated by the whole thing i get it i understand it i want to be i want to be a 0.98

00:05:46.680 little more spiritual maybe i i don't know i just don't know but truth be told i've talked to a lot

00:05:54.100 of people they just have these weird like evil terrible devilish thoughts when they're sitting

00:06:00.720 uh in in church so um i did it though i went it was nice it was very nice

00:06:07.440 and calming when i wasn't lusting and uh the people seem nice it's uh i don't know if a lot

00:06:17.560 of people know but i'm down here in south carolina and uh oh my god this place i was in new york last

00:06:23.680 week had a great time hanging out with all the guys from the station up there and jimmy norton

00:06:29.840 was on last week just an amazing comic and great friend of mine and uh all that's great but

00:06:36.860 walking around in new york city in 2025 nah ain't for me you know here in south carolina after

00:06:47.200 church uh we went to uh get some brunch people are dressed all nice it's like tip of the hat

00:06:55.740 it's beautiful southern charm a little of that southern charm but um it was awesome

00:07:04.840 had a had a great time i was very um i was very happy great weather too just one of those things

00:07:11.260 a good a good easter sunday the other thing today unfortunately and i had just talked about it right

00:07:19.720 before i came on here um just now is 420 it's 420 so i talked about the whole weed thing and

00:07:28.220 I just find that kind of ridiculous.

00:07:30.560 If you're 12, 13, I guess it's 420.

00:07:34.720 But anyone older than that that celebrates, you know, 420 by smoking weed,

00:07:41.220 eh, it's a little childish.

00:07:44.260 And then there's the other one that we want to bring up.

00:07:47.180 Oof, 420, the birthday of a notorious character in history.

00:07:56.480 you may have heard of him so all those things coming together today kind of made this big

00:08:03.060 kerfuffle uh but i'm sticking to easter easter sunday the the one-way ticket to the resurrection

00:08:12.920 um yeah scarface always uh that was a great movie but yeah that was just kind of um

00:08:20.300 kind of weird maybe we'll take a call right right here right on the spot here casey

00:08:26.480 from uh detroit casey what's up how you doing how are you doing how you doing man hey you know what

00:08:34.600 i gotta go to confession after i leave church yeah when these girls go up to communion oh no yeah 0.99

00:08:44.040 i'm mentally raping them oh geez no you know they're coming up hot and shit well you gotta 0.99

00:08:53.100 You've got to watch your language, sir. 1.00

00:08:54.480 You must watch your language.

00:08:55.860 This is amplitude modulation radio, and it's guided by the Federal Communications Commission.

00:09:03.900 So Fs and Ss and things like that, we've got to make sure that doesn't happen.

00:09:09.260 And you don't have to be that graphic.

00:09:11.740 I understand. 0.97

00:09:12.620 Some of the girls are very pretty in church. 0.95

00:09:14.340 They come up, and you're lusting.

00:09:16.460 And lust is a sin, if I'm not wrong here.

00:09:20.360 yeah casey all right yeah no no i'm fan yourself i'm sorry about saying that but you know yeah i

00:09:31.400 look at them coming up and going back and then i go to confession on monday because yeah they're hot

00:09:40.740 yeah i know you know i hear you casey well you know i don't think it's wrong we're built you

00:09:47.020 know god made us so how can we you know what but but i never got him in a pew yeah oh well

00:09:53.700 good for you okay thank you casey great easter call we get from casey he's dropping s bombs he's

00:09:59.960 talking about uh uh some real horrible thing i'm just talking about visually lusting uh in church

00:10:08.300 which i know is not a good thing it's you know it's something i i believe you would have to

00:10:13.880 confess but then you go to the church to confess and you're seeing you're seeing more so it's a

00:10:20.540 one of those cycles that you just can't uh can't get out of um boink let's go to andy andy and

00:10:28.360 yonkers a little bit about us just talking about pot the young people and their marijuana andy

00:10:35.300 yonkers what's up my friend oh what's up there's good sizzle chest what's happening man

00:10:43.080 you're on the air sir okay i'm here all right give us a talk it's me it's anthony we're talking

00:10:52.220 you want to talk about kids and the weed let her rip yeah anthony you are unbelievable i

00:10:57.580 apologize for the last 25 years uh i apologize for that no i appreciate no it helped us get

00:11:04.640 through work you know we used to fight over who we're going to listen to you always want out

00:11:09.280 The thing is, the thing is, the battle cry, the rallying cry of the potheads was legalize pot and you'd be able to pay off the national debt.

00:11:20.140 Do you realize how big that joint would have to be?

00:11:22.840 That joint would have to be bigger than the universe to pay off the national debt.

00:11:27.740 Andy, you bring up a great point.

00:11:29.580 That was always something.

00:11:30.780 Man, if they could just sell weed and tax it, there'd be no debt.

00:11:35.320 We'd all be driving around at Cadillacs and swimming in our pools.

00:11:39.460 And what happened?

00:11:40.580 They legalized it.

00:11:41.440 They're selling it.

00:11:42.100 And we're in more debt than ever. 1.00

00:11:43.820 It's all such crap. 0.99

00:11:47.380 Yeah, it's total BS. 1.00

00:11:49.780 But it sounds good on the radio.

00:11:51.760 The guy sounds like he's clever.

00:11:53.140 He's coming up with some great idea or something.

00:11:55.420 I mean, I'd put him in charge of the Fed, a pothead.

00:11:58.880 You never know.

00:11:59.460 There's so many guys in charge of these big corporations now.

00:12:02.100 basically 20, 30 years ago

00:12:04.240 were the biggest potheads on the planet.

00:12:06.220 That's true, man. Now they're running corporate America.

00:12:08.800 But I just wondered one thing,

00:12:10.180 because you're a guy with free speech

00:12:12.040 and everything. I wonder,

00:12:14.400 people love to always

00:12:16.000 say the name Pelosi and Fauci.

00:12:18.360 I consider these people to be 1.00

00:12:20.160 useful idiots because 1.00

00:12:21.920 they're protecting the Chinese communists 1.00

00:12:24.420 who sent the virus here, killed 0.99

00:12:26.240 a million Americans. 1.00

00:12:28.080 I mean, I know the reason why they like using

00:12:30.260 their names but the joke is on them they lost their country they lost america you ain't getting 0.85

00:12:35.560 it back you're gonna you're gonna get a million illegals out of it they emptied out their jails 0.84

00:12:38.900 and sent them here under biden they don't say nothing about biden he flew them in here yep 0.62

00:12:43.660 and you try to send one back and they jump on you like uh you're you're uh uh hitler if i may say 0.96

00:12:50.600 it's crazy andy it's it's goddamn crazy man but uh thanks for calling i appreciate it uh we're 0.98

00:12:56.740 going to take a quick break, and then we'll return. Don't worry. Nick DiPaolo will be on 0.98

00:13:03.120 in no time. Stick around. Anthony Cumia Show. It's the Anthony Cumia Show on the Red Apple

00:13:10.140 Podcast Network. It's the Anthony Cumia Show. Entertaining and informative on the Red Apple

00:13:19.940 podcast network yeah the anthony cumia show i just told you that's who uh i am that's who

00:13:28.540 you're listening to and welcome welcome back uh we were just talking about this whole

00:13:33.920 el salvadorian thing chris uh van holland the maryland senator went down to el salvador and

00:13:44.540 And at first, I guess they wouldn't let him see what's his name.

00:13:49.420 It's it's he's got like a real cool sounding name when AOC says it, AOC says it like.

00:13:57.160 In the vernacular and the way you're supposed to say it anyway.

00:14:02.180 But he goes down there and that's who it is.

00:14:05.380 Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

00:14:07.980 I am Kilmar Abrego Garcia. 0.99

00:14:11.840 And this guy's a violent criminal.

00:14:14.540 gang member uh he was here illegally these these are facts and uh all of a sudden all the democrats

00:14:25.980 he's the greatest guy in the world to all these democrats they want him back oh my god they need

00:14:32.980 him back in this country we've had so many instances of illegal aliens um perpetrating

00:14:39.580 some pretty horrible crimes against american citizens but uh just like the dems oh my god

00:14:47.620 what happened trump sent him well we got to bring him back if trump deported him he must be a great

00:14:53.940 guy they are insane and want nothing but what's absolutely worse for this country the worst thing

00:15:02.000 possible for america that's what they seem to want and they prove it on a daily basis so we got this 0.81

00:15:09.280 Senator Chris Van

00:15:11.000 Holland which I just hate the name

00:15:13.340 how could you not look at it

00:15:15.400 try to say it and think Van Halen

00:15:16.920 it's Van Halen all the time every time I see 0.99

00:15:19.420 his dumb name so he goes down 0.99

00:15:21.500 there and 1.00

00:15:22.140 he finally gets a meeting with the guy they shake

00:15:25.400 hands at the jail

00:15:26.360 they go out

00:15:28.760 for some beverages I guess

00:15:31.060 there's margaritas

00:15:33.120 on the table and then this whole

00:15:35.480 margarita thing becomes very

00:15:37.120 conspiratorial

00:15:39.280 Oh, what is this?

00:15:40.540 He doesn't look like he was tortured or beat up.

00:15:44.480 He's sitting with the senator without a scratch on him.

00:15:48.880 They got icy cold margaritas in front of him.

00:15:53.720 So what's the problem?

00:15:55.880 Why are they making it sound like this guy is being tortured on a daily basis?

00:16:02.320 Well, Chris Van Hollen went on the news and talked about what is being known now as Margaritagate, I guess.

00:16:11.260 Let's listen to a little of Chris talk about his meeting with Gilmar Abrego Garcia.

00:16:18.920 Now I just want to take a moment.

00:16:20.600 I hadn't planned to do this, but as I was landing on the airplane, I got a transcript of some questions President Trump was asked at the White House.

00:16:31.420 today about what I would call Margaritagate. I don't know if you guys have been following

00:16:38.320 this, but President Bukele, you know, after I met with Kilmar, did this tweet showing

00:16:46.480 us at a table with these two glasses. So here's what happened. When I first sat down

00:16:55.240 with Kilmar, we just had glasses of water on the table. I think maybe some coffee.

00:17:01.420 And as we were talking, one of the government people came over and deposited two other glasses on the table with ice and I don't know if it was salt or sugar around the top, but they look like margaritas.

00:17:19.260 And if you look at the one they put in front of Kilmar, it actually had a little less liquid than the one in front of me to try to make it look, I assume, like he drank out of it.

00:17:31.420 Let me just be very clear. Neither of us touched the drinks that were in front of us.

00:17:38.240 And if you want to play a little Sherlock Holmes, I'll tell you how you can know that.

00:17:42.180 So if you look at the video or the picture I sent out from the beginning of our meeting, you'll see there are no glasses on the table.

00:17:50.240 So you'll see in later videos they are on the table.

00:17:54.380 But they made a little mistake for some people who are very careful, right?

00:17:57.740 If you sip out of one of those glasses, some of whatever it was, salt or sugar, would disappear.

00:18:04.480 You would see a gap.

00:18:05.600 All right.

00:18:06.080 Enough from him.

00:18:07.840 There's no gap.

00:18:09.300 That's for sure.

00:18:11.960 How about a straw?

00:18:14.820 Was it the straw you used for Coke?

00:18:18.380 Teasing, of course.

00:18:20.300 Yeah.

00:18:20.860 Now, what? See, he seems to be missing the point that he's whether they drank it or not, they're sitting there at a beautiful restaurant wherever they were in beautiful weather with margaritas in front of them.

00:18:37.220 This doesn't sound or look like someone that's been tortured over the course of time since he was deported.

00:18:45.460 um he wasn't denied any rights here he's an illegal alien i i i believe or at least i believed

00:18:56.560 that the president of the united states has some say over getting illegal aliens out of this

00:19:03.940 country joe biden sure as hell had say in bringing him in without any qualms no one uh 0.93

00:19:12.700 tried to stop him legally every time they tried it was denied so bringing him here is fine

00:19:22.040 but then when you try to get rid of them and get him back to their country and maybe have to serve

00:19:31.400 time i don't know he seems to be a criminal they don't seem to like him down in el salvador either

00:19:38.060 so i think it was uh completely fine millions of illegals came into this country and they're

00:19:48.300 blowing head gaskets over one guy i'm disgusted but par for the course stick around mr nick

00:19:57.460 de paulo will be coming up in mere seconds if you count them we'll be right back with

00:20:03.800 Nick DiPaolo on the Anthony Cumia

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00:20:46.320 It's the Anthony Cumia Show.

00:20:48.700 Entertaining and informative.

00:20:50.800 On the Red Apple Podcast Network.

00:20:54.520 That it is.

00:20:56.040 Anthony Cumia Show.

00:20:57.440 On a fine Sunday evening.

00:20:59.560 and uh oh boy let me tell you uh i've known this guy for many many years just a great comic used

00:21:08.320 to come on the opie and anthony show all the time and uh people liked a couple of us italians

00:21:13.880 just waxing fantastic about the good old days and the the crap that's going on uh in our country

00:21:21.800 and the world right now he has his own show which i'm sure he'll tell you about better than i ever

00:21:27.320 could mr nick de paulo nick how are you my friend uh very good anthony very good uh first of all i 0.95

00:21:34.680 want to give a shout out to wabc radio for having the gonads the testicles the

00:21:40.120 fortitude uh to put anthony cumia on the air where he belongs 0.71

00:21:44.740 somebody over there has good taste and like i said huge brass ones isn't that it's insane yeah

00:21:52.260 After everything that's happened, it's like, all right, I'll come back to the broadcast airwaves.

00:21:58.420 I like the idea of the FCC breathing down my neck.

00:22:02.020 It wasn't enough to have every podcaster and woke jack off or anything else trying to get me fired or killed.

00:22:11.960 Yeah, let me get the government back on me again like it was back in the early 2000s.

00:22:16.860 You got to hand it to whoever that – I've never – maybe I know the guy,

00:22:20.520 because I did do a stint with W.A.B.C.

00:22:22.880 I think I did.

00:22:23.920 I don't know.

00:22:24.840 I'm like you.

00:22:25.680 I've been fired and whatever.

00:22:27.260 But I would like to know the guy that pulled the trigger on the show.

00:22:30.300 And I say he should, you know, run for a governor in New York, 1.00

00:22:34.240 replace that sloppy bitch. 1.00

00:22:36.440 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:22:37.820 Governor, mayor, anyone in New York, senators, congresspeople.

00:22:43.720 It's, you know, Nick, you abandoned New York just like I did.

00:22:48.600 Yeah.

00:22:48.880 And we had friends and family up there, and it's tough to just move

00:22:53.880 because you get used to where you are.

00:22:56.180 You kind of fall into a habit.

00:22:58.160 It got so bad that we left, and it has to be because so many people there 1.00

00:23:06.100 keep voting for the same imbeciles, and they'll get rid of one and think, 1.00

00:23:12.800 well, now it's going to get better, and vote in virtually the same person. 1.00

00:23:17.100 And we've seen this happen so many times with Mayor Adams, Governor Cuomo, and then you've got Hochul.

00:23:27.160 And the collects Chuck Schumer, the whole collection of them just seem to be dedicated to screwing that state up.

00:23:37.080 Well, I have a theory about that.

00:23:39.260 And not just New York, a lot of big blue cities that are going in the toilet.

00:23:44.460 Big blue cities.

00:23:46.040 They needed the money.

00:23:49.480 Oh, that would be great.

00:23:54.240 Dice talking about the farm bill on the Senate floor.

00:23:58.840 Why aren't you paying these farmers?

00:24:01.760 They're out there picking corn or something. 0.96

00:24:04.780 Give them some money.

00:24:06.780 Oh, yeah.

00:24:11.100 Like the attorney generals.

00:24:13.780 I know some in some some states, the attorney generals are elected, some they're appointed.

00:24:20.260 But my point is, even like New York City, I really believe those people aren't voted in.

00:24:25.640 I believe, look, if they could fix the presidential election, which they did, by the way, in 2020, I really believe it's rigged in New York. 0.99

00:24:34.940 And because even New Yorkers, as liberal as they are, they they're not that stupid. 0.99

00:24:41.200 I mean, I hope I'm right that they would vote in the same liberal scum that every eight years destroyed this city. 1.00

00:24:50.300 I really believe it has to be rigged from the inside. 0.97

00:24:54.360 Either that or it's really sad that New York is more credit. 0.99

00:24:59.480 I don't think that's stupid. 0.98

00:25:01.140 But like Chicago, yeah, let's replace. 1.00

00:25:03.920 We're going to get rid of Lori Lightfoot and replace her at somebody 40 feet to the left of her. 1.00

00:25:11.200 What the F? 0.67

00:25:12.600 Every time you just see these cities like, yeah, of course, New York, Chicago, Atlanta,

00:25:21.140 then smaller ones like Baltimore.

00:25:24.440 Oh, what about Oakland? 0.97

00:25:26.380 Oakland just elected a new mayor, Oakland, because the last mayor was corrupt, stealing 0.77

00:25:34.240 money, all kinds. 0.65

00:25:35.760 And Oakland's just been a disaster.

00:25:38.040 People are leaving.

00:25:39.040 Businesses are leaving in droves.

00:25:40.380 you can't find one open fast food restaurant they boarded these things up and left like 1.00

00:25:46.080 martians were attacking they would not stick and then they just elected this woman that 0.99

00:25:51.940 like you said a mile to the left of the last guy that was in there nothing will get done 1.00

00:25:58.340 and new york had a chance you know anybody but a democrat like adams adams by the way now

00:26:06.500 is just playing off of the fact that Trump and his Justice Department

00:26:11.220 got along the hook.

00:26:12.380 So he's got to be a good boy.

00:26:14.100 But Hochul, like you could have had Zeldin, Lee Zeldin,

00:26:20.880 and they just vote in this woman that she's terrible for the state. 1.00

00:26:27.160 She didn't even get voted in. 1.00

00:26:28.960 No, no.

00:26:30.500 Nobody voted for her.

00:26:32.040 She got dragged into this.

00:26:33.320 Where were they hiding that wildebeest?

00:26:36.500 You know what I mean?

00:26:37.700 Did you ever hear her before she became a judge? 0.99

00:26:41.180 I don't know where they find these people.

00:26:43.980 No one hears of the lieutenant governor.

00:26:47.080 They don't know who it is.

00:26:48.100 And then Cuomo tries to say, hey, I'm Italian, 0.92

00:26:51.760 so I'll molest people at weddings. 0.65

00:26:53.920 He thought that one would work. 0.92

00:26:55.880 They throw him out.

00:26:57.480 He pretty much offed 1,000 elderly in old folks' homes during COVID.

00:27:04.360 Oh, my God.

00:27:05.000 And now he wants to run for mayor of New York.

00:27:08.720 But, yeah, Hochul gets in there.

00:27:10.920 And then when she went through Cuomo's term, they gave us a chance in New York.

00:27:17.700 You want Lee Zeldin?

00:27:19.020 Here's a Republican.

00:27:20.160 It's something different.

00:27:21.360 Maybe.

00:27:22.180 Try it.

00:27:23.200 Boom.

00:27:23.760 They just go for the Democrat every time. 0.99

00:27:26.760 And we're screwed. 0.96

00:27:28.740 And it got me to leave. 0.98

00:27:30.740 I picked up and left.

00:27:32.940 Yeah, well, I always dreamed of heading south, and my politics always fit down here.

00:27:40.600 I mean, I was being called a redneck in seventh grade, for crying out loud, before I even knew what it was.

00:27:46.000 In New York, yeah.

00:27:47.060 I didn't even know what a liberal was when I was 14, but I knew one when I met one. 0.91

00:27:52.380 It was like pornography.

00:27:53.420 I know it when I see it.

00:27:54.740 You knew what it was.

00:27:55.700 It just didn't have a name yet.

00:27:57.040 it was just you know so yeah uh they're just watching them try to destroy the country well

00:28:06.040 you get someone like trump in there look he's not perfect i think we could all agree on that one

00:28:11.000 believe me believe me exactly but but he's he seems to be trying to do what's best for the

00:28:18.600 country not a little group here or this person or this soundbite and all they're doing is trying to

00:28:25.920 put the brakes on him and not let him do anything to the point where you're looking like i was 0.75

00:28:29.980 saying how how do you look and go can we get rid of the illegals that have been pouring into this 0.81

00:28:35.740 country for years now and then he tries to do it and he's the bad guy and and the illegals are the

00:28:42.000 heroes right so that's right so what does that tell you you made a great point uh trump america

00:28:50.740 wants what trump wants and vice versa uh but it upsets the left to no end so what does that tell

00:28:57.440 you they don't like this country they hate it and by trump showing up on the scene he has really

00:29:04.200 shined the light and it transcends politics now it's not about left right liberal conservative

00:29:09.460 it's about you know sane versus insane um they are hard it's not hyperbole to call them

00:29:17.740 marxists they're hardcore marxists and no wonder why they don't want agree to anything any

00:29:24.960 republican said it used to be i remember like when uh even when the tippon deal was in office

00:29:31.140 and reagan and reagan they they would you know they would even back then it was push and shove

00:29:38.000 um but i've never seen anything i mean and trump was right he could he could literally save a baby

00:29:45.960 on a subway platform and they would they would say you know he touched her illegally it's creepy 0.94

00:29:51.940 it's creepy that van holland jerk off yeah go ahead go down el salvador who cares if that guy 0.99

00:29:59.620 who cares if he's a gang member or not yeah he was here illegally and we know he beat his wife 1.00

00:30:06.560 those two things enough right isn't that enough but no he's the hero donald trump's an awful 0.99

00:30:14.300 person it's it's they are really insane too the politicians i have to believe they know what 0.59

00:30:21.800 they're doing they're just trying to get their team to win the democrats have only had one playbook

00:30:27.020 for years now right they're playing the same play over and over again it's obviously not working

00:30:32.340 but i can't believe they are as insane as their constituents are well i always you know people

00:30:40.200 always talked about good and evil and i didn't i thought that was a little hyperbolic as far as

00:30:44.800 politics go not anymore this is the first time i really go oh there really is i mean when you

00:30:51.900 are defending doctors who have mutilated kids yeah and getting in between parents and their kids

00:30:58.060 and encouraging people who came over here illegally that rape and do all this stuff

00:31:03.640 that you're looking out for them instead of the victims i mean that really is i'm going wait a

00:31:09.560 that maybe there really is evil.

00:31:12.760 And I don't think that's, like, I'm not exaggerating to say that.

00:31:16.180 I don't, they're really dark. 0.99

00:31:18.420 They're like a death cult as far as abortion and all that other crap. 1.00

00:31:22.320 I'm not like a far righty, but when I talk about these a-holes, 0.99

00:31:26.160 you know, I sound like Billy Graham or whoever. 1.00

00:31:30.100 I can't even name one.

00:31:32.320 Or whoever.

00:31:33.800 But, of course, it's not Billy Graham.

00:31:35.300 It's the great Nick DiPaolo.

00:31:36.900 So, Nick, the great Nick DiPaolo, comedian extraordinaire, on with us.

00:31:44.300 And are you playing?

00:31:46.240 I'd like to, you know, give you a little opportunity to plug a gig.

00:31:49.840 Absolutely.

00:31:50.620 This Friday night, I'm sort of in, well, I was going to say your neck of the woods.

00:31:55.360 What am I saying?

00:31:56.120 You're down here, right?

00:31:57.100 I'm down here now.

00:31:57.980 We're all moving down here, Nick.

00:31:59.620 Well, I'll be in this Friday night coming.

00:32:02.660 I'll be at Coho's musical, Coho's New York.

00:32:06.520 that's april 25th and then may 15 and 16 at zany's in rosemont illinois which is a beautiful i hate

00:32:14.400 saying the name zany because the club is really beautiful i know the name is terrible 63 years

00:32:19.440 old it's got a microphone with a top hat on it i was just gonna ask you about that man because

00:32:27.560 look i've known you for many years all the you know of all the comics that used to come into

00:32:33.480 the on a show you know you're just a pisser man and i i just how it are you still enjoying your

00:32:41.860 time out on the road um oh tremendously 0.72

00:32:45.860 i'm like uh you know they should put me on the news and i i get on the plane i have the ugly i

00:32:59.120 I get to the – first of all, it's beautiful down here because the airport is 19 minutes from me.

00:33:04.580 Oh, yes.

00:33:05.220 I get there in a straight shot.

00:33:07.140 Anthony, true story.

00:33:08.000 Last time I flew out of Savannah, I parked the car like in a lot that's kind of a little far away, and it's the same place.

00:33:15.680 And I walked.

00:33:16.780 I walked through like two parking garages, through the lobby, up the escalator, TSA, all the way to my gate.

00:33:24.280 Listen to this.

00:33:24.940 With nobody in front of me.

00:33:27.340 It's fantastic, right?

00:33:28.800 It's like the 70s.

00:33:31.360 It's like the 70s.

00:33:32.620 They put you on a 707 with a carving station wheeled in front of your seat.

00:33:39.700 It really is.

00:33:41.920 I couldn't.

00:33:43.180 So I don't have a reason.

00:33:45.340 You know, I have to go to Texas every month because I do this thing with

00:33:48.700 Steven Crowder on a lot of products.

00:33:50.980 And he flies me.

00:33:53.060 So, I mean, it's first class.

00:33:56.320 It's always the same flight.

00:33:57.840 it like i actually don't that's how nice it is down here um like going to the airport and and

00:34:05.960 i i do i do hate the flying because it's just a microcosm of our society uh but it really is

00:34:13.380 it's not like when i flew out in new york i would get a pit in my stomach knowing i had to go from

00:34:17.860 westchester county to la guadia not knowing if a truck was going to tip over if there was

00:34:23.060 construction yeah i would have a knot in my stomach for two weeks and then i'd get in there

00:34:28.080 and there's the bait the minute i get on the plane there's a baby i swear to god they're

00:34:31.580 putting a cigarette cigarette out on a baby's foot just to kick start them left when i talked

00:34:39.020 to you when i talked to you on the phone the other day you were on the plane it sounded like they

00:34:42.960 were torturing babies yeah there was a baby crying next to me which you know it's it's what

00:34:50.020 it is but i don't remember that back years ago maybe i'm just looking like every other flight

00:34:56.120 yeah and then even first class you know we like to we like to splurge a little nick i'll tell you

00:35:01.800 i've i've earned a few uh bucks in my day i decide to splurge a little but first class is now

00:35:08.980 steerage in the old days first class back when i was a kid i know walked you didn't even walk

00:35:17.820 through the same door they had you walking behind first class and you try to look through the

00:35:24.380 curtain and it was just this magical land of food and drink and laughing it was like mad men it was

00:35:31.860 like the show mad men they're all up there sipping scotch and uh uh feeling up uh waitresses hand 0.97

00:35:38.120 jobs yeah it was fantastic now they've just cut everything down it sucks and and like you

00:35:47.760 said it's a microcosm could you imagine people behaving on planes years ago like they do now 0.97

00:35:55.360 they wore suits and ties and a goddamn fedora and the women were in dresses and the kids god 0.87

00:36:02.240 forbid they opened their yap now it's a catastrophe every flight this is a part of the show where all 0.99

00:36:11.360 your your your fans are going to be uh you know in the comment section going or not even you know

00:36:17.680 Not even our fans, just people, oh, two cranky old guys.

00:36:20.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:21.400 Well, good.

00:36:22.320 We are two cranky old guys. 1.00

00:36:24.360 What am I trying to present myself as 28 years old looking for broads? 1.00

00:36:29.500 No. 1.00

00:36:29.920 I don't know.

00:36:30.320 I'm in my 60s.

00:36:31.520 I'm cranky.

00:36:34.220 Judging your girlfriends?

00:36:35.300 I don't know.

00:36:35.760 You might be kind of pulling off 28.

00:36:37.180 Well, you know, again, I made a lot of money in my day.

00:36:42.440 Well, I'm not a pauper, but I got this leper in my house that makes me a FLC. 0.98

00:36:46.520 She was, oh, come on, honey. 0.84

00:36:48.660 She knows I'm kidding.

00:36:49.880 Come on, honey.

00:36:50.720 It's true, honey.

00:36:51.860 It's true.

00:36:52.240 I'm kidding.

00:36:53.040 Come on.

00:36:55.280 I'm like Tony Montana on the top.

00:36:57.060 I was kidding.

00:36:58.260 I was kidding. 1.00

00:36:59.480 Give her a quail. 0.98

00:37:00.180 She'll love me tomorrow.

00:37:03.100 Yeah, no, it's, yeah.

00:37:05.360 So I picked my spots, Anthony.

00:37:07.000 Like, I couldn't, when I was a young comic, I would do like everybody else, 25, 30 weeks.

00:37:11.680 Because, you know, I wasn't married. 0.56

00:37:13.780 You're chasing broads and then having a good time.

00:37:15.940 And that was economy, flying economy, but I hated it. 0.95

00:37:19.820 It wears you down.

00:37:21.540 I heard Jerry Seinfeld on Tom Papa's show saying that.

00:37:25.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:25.620 He started talking about travel, and he's like, oh, that's retired more comedians.

00:37:29.860 And it really is true.

00:37:31.300 It's a cliche they go, but it's true.

00:37:33.640 They pay us, us comedians.

00:37:35.700 They don't pay us to tell jokes on stage.

00:37:38.340 They're paying us to stand in line at the airport, lost luggage, broken relationships. 0.99

00:37:44.540 Some garbage room that stinks. 0.98

00:37:47.440 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:37:49.060 Lock Kinta in.

00:37:50.740 You go in there with Lomenol, and it looks like an episode of I.D. 0.92

00:37:55.440 It's like a Peter Max poster under a blacklight.

00:38:00.800 You know, it's so funny because you got, like, a few stories.

00:38:07.840 You know, I hear Norton and Florentine and Voss,

00:38:12.220 and they'll tell these stories but there's only a few of them out of the thousands of times they've

00:38:18.680 been out so you got to imagine you know they aren't all this amazing funny we got some girls 0.92

00:38:24.900 took them back to the hotel stories it's mostly just boredom and a crap club and a crap crowd 0.53

00:38:32.320 well i don't want to blow my own horn but if you i think if you went back and pictured me in my

00:38:38.020 Even my late 20s, early 30s, compared to Norton and Voss,

00:38:41.560 I think I would have had a leg up on the broad situation.

00:38:46.500 You know I love both those guys to death.

00:38:51.640 Of course.

00:38:52.840 All their stories.

00:38:54.080 I say, Norton, you look better.

00:38:56.200 I think Jimmy looks, he's aging good.

00:38:58.360 You know, I texted him the other day, and he's like,

00:39:00.900 I look like I look.

00:39:02.160 And I go, I said, I think you look better now.

00:39:04.660 And he goes, oh, you're a good friend.

00:39:06.900 You're a good friend.

00:39:08.300 Yeah, he'll look at that as an insult because he thought he looked better years ago.

00:39:12.920 So he thinks you're lying.

00:39:13.820 Yeah, I didn't mean that either.

00:39:14.900 I mean, he's heavier now, but he just, I mean, well, he's not wearing an Ozzy Osbourne t-shirt

00:39:21.440 and he wears a jacket.

00:39:23.220 I don't know.

00:39:24.080 I think he looks good.

00:39:25.300 Yeah, that's great.

00:39:26.400 You know, it's going to be clipped and sent to him.

00:39:28.220 He looks heavier now.

00:39:30.100 That's the only thing that's going to be clipped and sent to him.

00:39:33.820 Yeah, but I'm saying it looks good on him.

00:39:36.420 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:39:38.340 I thought he, whatever.

00:39:39.660 He like, you know, whatever.

00:39:40.960 Hey, with his lifestyle, we all thought he'd be losing a lot of weight.

00:39:44.200 So, you know, what are you going to do?

00:39:47.640 Yeah, I was worried about 20 years ago.

00:39:49.960 I thought he did maybe catch a germ.

00:39:51.940 Yeah, catch something.

00:39:53.320 From a happy ending on 48th Street behind a dentist.

00:39:56.660 Put on the bathrobe, some chicken broth, and a poodle next to him and call it a night.

00:40:02.940 You're going to stick around.

00:40:04.000 We've got another break.

00:40:04.820 I'd like to talk to you about a few more things going on there, Nick.

00:40:07.780 Okay, absolutely.

00:40:09.640 All right, we'll be right back with the great Mr. Nick DiPaolo

00:40:13.880 after this, The Anthony Cumia Show.

00:40:16.720 It's The Anthony Cumia Show on the Red Apple Podcast Network.

00:40:23.900 It's The Anthony Cumia Show on the Red Apple Podcast Network.

00:40:30.540 Welcome back.

00:40:31.760 uh if you're uh listening on the amplitude modulation airwaves then you don't have to

00:40:39.460 worry about this but uh download the app download the app anyway it's uh over there on the app store

00:40:46.680 77 wc app and uh then you can listen that's how this technology works we have nick de paulo

00:40:54.520 comedian good guy rational thinker some people might argue that point but Nick DiPaolo is with

00:41:04.640 us depends how close the Bacardi is Nick I I love talking with people about the old New York days

00:41:13.320 at the the comedy cellar in New York and yeah and you know because everyone loves bringing up that

00:41:19.020 goddamn table the table the table and it's just it's become this legendary thing whenever anyone 0.54

00:41:27.100 brings up the old crowd of Colin Quinn and Patrice O'Neill and Greg Giraldo and all these guys and 0.98

00:41:34.360 you obviously and uh you know they think it's still a still a thing that comics would still

00:41:41.460 sit in a club at a table and talk like you guys did about what's going on in the world and just

00:41:46.980 but you guys took busting balls to a level no one could even deal with now they they go home

00:41:54.020 and off themselves uh what what is this you're out there you're in the clubs what does it look 0.95

00:42:00.260 like these days well first of all i have to take um the table was my idea i don't know if you know

00:42:09.480 that i heard that i've heard that yeah i it's and this is how it happened i you know i was living

00:42:16.500 in LA and I moved from LA and this is how I know I had the eye of the tiger as they say as like a

00:42:23.700 younger comedian I flew home from LA like the night I got back right I still have my suitcase

00:42:31.160 one of my suitcase in my hand um went home for a second dumped some stuff off went down to the

00:42:38.400 comedy cellar later on and I get down there and I had a set can you imagine I had I actually was

00:42:44.760 on the schedule, but I'd have arrived for Bella.

00:42:46.980 Wow.

00:42:48.520 I would never.

00:42:50.800 Never. 0.99

00:42:51.280 People who know me, I wasn't like the fucking hot. 0.97

00:42:53.180 Excuse me, I wasn't the hot. 0.99

00:42:54.940 Ding, ding.

00:42:56.740 Ding, ding, dong.

00:42:58.140 There's one.

00:42:59.300 Anyways, so yeah, I get there, get to the comedy cell, and I'm in the Olive Tree Cafe

00:43:04.840 upstairs, and it's packed, and there's nowhere to sit.

00:43:08.240 And I knew Manny, because I was playing the club before I moved to L.A., and I go, Manny,

00:43:12.620 Can't you reserve a table for the comedians?

00:43:18.100 I don't want to stand amongst the people that are going to come downstairs and heckle me.

00:43:22.960 And Manny was such a great guy.

00:43:25.460 I thought that would just bounce off him, right?

00:43:28.160 I come in the next night, there's a table, that table, with three signs on it that say reserve for comedians.

00:43:37.140 And in the first few weeks, Manny loved me.

00:43:40.280 You know, and for the first few weeks, customers were still trying to sit that would have to kick them out.

00:43:45.260 You know, they would just ignore the signs and sit at the table and would have to go, you know, because it was because it was my idea. 0.83

00:43:53.980 I thought I'd had to be me who said, scram, get up, get you and your fat girl fanatic. 0.97

00:44:00.000 Yeah. God bless Manny for doing that. And that's how it started. 0.98

00:44:04.040 And then, yeah, Patrice O'Neal, Geraldo. I'm trying to remember some guys that are alive.

00:44:10.280 Um, Norton, uh, Voss, Bob Kelly and, uh, yeah, Bob Kelly and Voss and Colin.

00:44:18.720 And yes, we would have at it and the way, you know, and some nights it got ugly.

00:44:24.240 Like Patrice and Giraldo got into it one night.

00:44:28.200 I think Giraldo was a little, you know, a little tipsy, if you could say. 0.99

00:44:34.480 And that Colombian came out and he had a few drinks. 0.98

00:44:36.940 yelling patrice wasn't even at the table yet patrice was leaving and giraldo sets up

00:44:43.320 and they start yelling at each other and this isn't a packed restaurant with 0.91

00:44:47.060 right right families and patrice is effing this and that 0.98

00:44:51.680 all this racial crap you know you know what it's like too it's it's just like when you watch a 0.98

00:45:00.740 scorsese mob movie and people go wow wow we're just busting balls it's all right we're just 0.99

00:45:06.000 busting balls whenever anyone says that someone's gonna die it's never just busting balls someone

00:45:12.680 is gonna take it way too far but that's what made it so funny man you're right and and some people 0.57

00:45:20.580 did die but it wasn't because of a violence well no it was uh it was other it was other yeah but

00:45:26.360 um hey nick could i could i could i cut you off real quick and could you stick around for one

00:45:31.100 more segment because we we're got a pretty tight show here my friend all right all right we'll be

00:45:38.700 right back of course with the great nick de paulo i appreciate uh the time nick because you're uh

00:45:45.460 you're awesome man uh right after these quick words on the anthony cumia show it's the anthony

00:45:52.680 Cumia Show on the Red Apple Podcast Network.

00:45:58.840 It's the Anthony Cumia Show.

00:46:01.180 Entertaining and informative on the Red Apple Podcast Network.

00:46:06.160 Nick DiPaolo with us.

00:46:09.000 Remember the old days?

00:46:10.600 I remember the old days.

00:46:11.940 Oh, jeez.

00:46:13.480 Was that really?

00:46:14.820 Yep.

00:46:15.900 I was listening to ACDC.

00:46:17.700 Is that what they plan on the station?

00:46:19.540 Well, no.

00:46:20.440 That's just for us to hear.

00:46:22.040 Oh.

00:46:22.680 I knew it.

00:46:23.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:24.260 I thought WABC made a real 180.

00:46:27.820 That would be a hell of a change right there.

00:46:30.080 They just started playing ACDC.

00:46:33.140 You see they're on their, I guess their final tour, is that it?

00:46:36.380 Because I saw some clips, and it's like, look,

00:46:40.140 some bands can just go on and on forever.

00:46:44.220 ACDC's known for just being pretty hardcore, and, you know,

00:46:48.760 So it just, ooh.

00:46:52.600 A Whole Lotta Rosie was my wedding song.

00:46:55.040 We lost three sets of grandparents trying to dance to them.

00:47:01.460 It's so funny that, yeah, you were playing ACDC because I have a guitar here,

00:47:06.780 and I was just learning chords today, you know, like a 15-year-old.

00:47:10.760 Are you trying that?

00:47:12.920 You know, you get to a certain point in life, and you decide to pick up a guitar.

00:47:18.760 yeah i'm hoping to make this circuit at 63 yeah i got a great name it's the band is osteoporosis

00:47:28.340 and uh this is a it's a new album called bone cancer uh we're throwing out uh free hurricanes

00:47:37.680 to the first hundred people that show up at the door it's a good way to keep your mind sharp it

00:47:45.000 really i mean it's fun you know but i get so frustrated i'll think i'm you know getting a

00:47:49.620 few licks down and then i'll i'll go on youtube and i'll see a 10 year old asian girl playing

00:47:55.780 clapton better than clapton can play clapton i don't know smash my guitar in the alley behind

00:48:02.580 my house dude i don't know what's real anymore and what is just i know because we have cameras

00:48:09.700 everyone can record stuff and they put it up there 30 years ago was some nine-year-old playing

00:48:18.020 van halen riffs i mean like it doesn't it doesn't make any sense either something really changed

00:48:27.080 or we were unbelievably incompetent back then because i picked up a keyboard at one point in

00:48:32.860 my life i thought i was going to be able to tickle the ivories and play a piano man and have girls

00:48:38.700 swoon over me needless to say that didn't pan out the casio didn't work for you no the game was a

00:48:49.620 little casio keyboard and i'm trying to like sing us a song you're the piano and i'm thinking you

00:48:55.400 know i'm in uh you should have picked up the guitar at 13 because by 15 you are king i saw

00:49:04.640 my brother do it. It pissed

00:49:06.580 me off to no end. He would show

00:49:08.640 up at a party. I'm sitting there

00:49:10.620 trying to, you know, do my jokes,

00:49:12.560 my little jokes, and Joe

00:49:14.760 starts playing songs

00:49:16.280 and girls would, you know,

00:49:18.540 believe me, we all know this, Nick.

00:49:22.860 Musician

00:49:23.300 beats comedian

00:49:24.560 any time at a party.

00:49:26.740 One of my best

00:49:28.680 bits was about that. Remember

00:49:30.600 the show Behind the Music? And I'm not going to

00:49:32.640 remember this. You guys are going to have to Google it.

00:49:34.640 But they had that show behind the music on, like, MTV.

00:49:38.360 Oh, yeah.

00:49:39.460 Stories of bands.

00:49:40.960 You never saw it behind the laughs, did you?

00:49:42.960 Behind the comedy.

00:49:44.700 No. 1.00

00:49:46.080 Me bringing back some girl with a club foot. 1.00

00:49:48.480 She was like the coat. 1.00

00:49:50.140 She worked in the coat room with the Funny Bone. 1.00

00:49:52.320 Right.

00:49:53.120 In Grand Rapids.

00:49:54.840 She had a hair lip.

00:49:56.840 You know. 1.00

00:49:58.300 Yeah.

00:49:59.660 They're talking about.

00:50:00.800 I remember on that VH1.

00:50:03.060 And I don't know if it was the Stones.

00:50:05.120 Somebody said, I woke up and there was a needle hanging out of my arm.

00:50:11.900 It was like Mickey Six or something.

00:50:14.740 I put that in my active book.

00:50:16.400 A comedian would say that.

00:50:17.340 I woke up, there was a needle hanging out.

00:50:19.480 And apparently I rolled over on the sewing kit at the La Quinta Inn.

00:50:25.340 I had about eight analogies.

00:50:27.860 I don't know where that bit is.

00:50:29.740 If somebody can find that, your fans can look it up.

00:50:31.800 It was one of my favorite bits, and it would still work today because you're right.

00:50:36.000 The AI stuff, here's what kills me, Anthony.

00:50:38.800 Like you said, you don't know what's real or not.

00:50:40.760 The animal stuff, I'm going to borrow, look it up, watch it, Jive TV or Clive, whatever it is.

00:50:46.000 And it's the animal stuff that makes me crazy.

00:50:49.640 There's a clip of a deer running in front of a car.

00:50:52.840 The guy stops the car, right?

00:50:54.560 The guy gets out.

00:50:56.120 The deer leads him into the woods to another deer that was wounded.

00:51:00.880 did and i go that never happened i look at a strange next time i go that never happened

00:51:06.020 i try to write a bit on that too i go you know some of them are believable somebody picked up

00:51:12.080 a bird that was hurt whatever i go but you know yesterday i saw one it was a great white shark

00:51:17.320 helping an old lady across the street i go that's it that's that's gotta be ai right right it looks

00:51:23.600 real though i don't know it's yeah you know what they you know what it is also with uh like going

00:51:29.520 to those parties years ago

00:51:31.560 and like I said, my brother would be

00:51:33.420 a musician. Anyone

00:51:35.380 can accidentally be funny.

00:51:38.400 Like you could have a guy

00:51:39.560 at a party

00:51:41.760 and he might say something and it's funny

00:51:43.540 and people look at him and go, oh, that's funny.

00:51:45.840 You don't accidentally pick up

00:51:47.600 a guitar and play a

00:51:49.640 Led Zeppelin riff.

00:51:51.440 You have to be

00:51:53.520 good. You have to have that

00:51:55.560 talent and girls will 1.00

00:51:57.420 gravitate toward that 1.00

00:51:59.020 so much faster. I don't care what they say.

00:52:01.260 What's the most important thing? A sense

00:52:03.180 of humor, I think,

00:52:05.100 is most... Yeah, sure.

00:52:06.740 I was funny while I had zits

00:52:09.000 on my face, and

00:52:10.280 I'd

00:52:13.000 finish up a little premature.

00:52:14.940 Yeah, but...

00:52:16.560 What do you find important? 0.92

00:52:20.420 Well, a big dong, and he's got to

00:52:22.540 be able to play the Les Paul.

00:52:25.620 He's got to do, you know,

00:52:27.120 three songs off the

00:52:28.420 off the uh black Sabbath's first album and he might get the first but you're right it's uh

00:52:34.780 the comedy thing um that's the part what's tough about stand-up though because people

00:52:40.180 because of what you just said people almost everybody has made their friends laugh at a

00:52:45.400 party right yes Anthony what that does is make them think that they're comedians yeah yeah

00:52:52.840 Between making your friends laugh at a party and going on stage and converting that to strangers, you know, is a whole different ballgame.

00:53:02.620 But everybody has made somebody laugh, which makes everybody an expert on comedy, you know.

00:53:08.800 And you can be very unfunny and get away with it.

00:53:13.200 I mean, a lot of people know the difference between a Bill Hicks and a, you know, I always say Carrot Top, but I like him.

00:53:20.100 I don't want to pick on Carrot Top.

00:53:21.400 No, he's actually done very well for himself, 1.00

00:53:23.600 and he's always gotten good reviews, that son of a bitch. 1.00

00:53:26.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:28.320 Tell me about it.

00:53:30.380 You know how depressing it is?

00:53:31.980 I play Vegas, and I'm walking down the hall to my room,

00:53:35.440 and all the Do Not Disturb signs have carrot tops

00:53:38.440 to add to him at the MGM Grand.

00:53:39.960 Yeah, his face.

00:53:41.580 And I'm playing Tom's Lounge.

00:53:43.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:44.200 It's a zebra hunt.

00:53:45.680 Yeah, people can fake it at a party, one line.

00:53:49.660 Your friends are funny.

00:53:50.700 And then I guess back, it had to be back in the early 80s when that comedy boom happened, where everyone thought they were a comic.

00:53:58.720 I think that was part of it.

00:54:00.740 A lot of those open micers started out with, hey, you know, I cracked my family up around Easter.

00:54:08.160 Oh, yeah.

00:54:08.480 Everyone's laughing.

00:54:09.580 And they bought it.

00:54:11.460 And there were all these comedy shows that were out.

00:54:14.220 Oh, yeah.

00:54:15.460 Evening at the Improv and the...

00:54:18.540 Caroline's Comedy Hour.

00:54:19.820 Carol Lentz Comedy Hour, and they were, for the most part, terrible.

00:54:24.200 You'd get one guy on there that might make you laugh,

00:54:27.200 and then it hit that wall, finally, thank God.

00:54:30.420 Oh, yeah.

00:54:31.100 It hit a wall where people are like,

00:54:32.940 yeah, we're waiting for the cream to float to the top,

00:54:36.640 and it happened.

00:54:37.740 That's what I've been saying is that's how I feel about podcasts right now.

00:54:42.060 There are too many podcasters and podcasts

00:54:45.880 because everyone could go to Best Buy and get a podcast play kit

00:54:50.500 and set it up, and now they're a podcaster.

00:54:53.520 But they don't know what the hell to do once they turn the mic on.

00:54:57.700 I think we're in that same thing with podcasting

00:55:00.600 that we were in comedy in the 80s.

00:55:02.660 Well, yeah, and comedy's getting saturated again now, too.

00:55:05.860 Oh, God.

00:55:06.800 I'm glad you brought up podcasts.

00:55:08.300 This is how bad I am at marketing myself.

00:55:10.700 Yeah, come on, Nick.

00:55:11.740 I have a podcast Monday.

00:55:13.220 Nick DiPaolo, everybody.

00:55:15.120 Where can we hear you, Nick?

00:55:18.700 Monday through Thursday, 5 p.m. Eastern on Rumble.

00:55:22.840 And if you guys don't know who Rumble is,

00:55:24.660 Rumble is putting YouTube out of business.

00:55:27.460 Rumble's the naughty, naughty, naughty version.

00:55:30.300 The naughty version of YouTube.

00:55:33.060 Yeah.

00:55:35.480 I can go wild on Rumble.

00:55:38.120 And, you know, it's God bless the guy that runs it,

00:55:42.200 uh chris pavlovsky whatever his name is but he's uh you know he's like the only thing that stands

00:55:48.500 between us and um total censorship you know it's it's so rough these days man like i you know i do

00:55:56.460 my show my internet show and uh it's just there's nothing i can't say because it's subscription

00:56:03.800 based it's private it's that but everything else i put stuff up on youtube i gotta be real careful

00:56:09.760 And now, this is FCC, Nick DiPaolo.

00:56:14.240 The FCC's watching and listening right now to make sure Anthony Cumia doesn't screw up again.

00:56:21.860 Yeah, well, if you're listening, leave him alone.

00:56:25.560 Yeah, thank you.

00:56:26.920 Leave the guy alone.

00:56:27.980 He's making an honest living.

00:56:29.260 The guy used to put up duct work, okay?

00:56:31.360 I put in air conditioning and heating ducts.

00:56:33.700 For the love of God, I was able to talk and get a few people to listen.

00:56:37.820 Can you just leave me alone?

00:56:39.660 That's all I'm asking.

00:56:40.960 Leave me alone.

00:56:41.900 This guy's going to have stage four lung cancer in about three minutes.

00:56:44.640 Let him have his fun.

00:56:45.940 Breathing in asbestos.

00:56:48.000 You didn't call me, Tony.

00:56:49.980 You didn't call me.

00:56:51.700 You did construction.

00:56:53.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:53.720 We all did.

00:56:54.220 I did all that stuff.

00:56:55.080 My uncle would have me up in an attic.

00:56:56.720 You know, this is 1976.

00:56:58.560 Oh, God.

00:56:59.040 Yeah, get in there and clean out that.

00:57:00.680 What is it?

00:57:01.180 I don't know.

00:57:01.600 It's like some type of chemical dump.

00:57:03.740 You make believe it's cotton candy.

00:57:05.520 Eat it.

00:57:05.880 Go ahead.

00:57:06.380 Have fun, kid.

00:57:07.400 Yeah, put on a Red Sox hat.

00:57:08.840 Put a paper towel in front of your face

00:57:13.240 Knock yourself out

00:57:14.240 Hold this rag over your mouth 0.93

00:57:17.980 Yeah you'll be fine

00:57:19.100 30 years later you're coughing up blood

00:57:22.440 Nick you are a gem

00:57:26.520 I love having you on

00:57:28.880 I want to do this more of course

00:57:30.840 And we live way too close together

00:57:33.200 To not show up live

00:57:35.100 On each other's show

00:57:35.920 I always think about that

00:57:37.740 And it bothers me a little bit that I go, no, he's just like me.

00:57:42.020 You know what?

00:57:43.340 How far are you from me?

00:57:45.140 Two?

00:57:45.540 Two hours?

00:57:46.460 I'll wave.

00:57:47.160 Look, look out your window.

00:57:48.440 Here I am.

00:57:49.000 I'm waving.

00:57:49.480 Is that you?

00:57:51.440 Oh, yeah.

00:57:52.300 You got the Make America Great Again hat.

00:57:54.780 I'm not that far, dude.

00:57:57.380 I'm really not.

00:57:58.100 Probably two hours.

00:57:59.700 Two hours.

00:58:00.240 Two hours.

00:58:01.060 But I go, he's just like me.

00:58:04.500 You know, he don't want to get me.

00:58:06.840 No.

00:58:07.100 As much as I want to see Anthony, wait, I don't know. 0.98

00:58:10.560 We're getting a car, drive, what are you, crazy?

00:58:13.360 I got to go outside, I got to open my door, I got to dress.

00:58:18.800 Dude, I shower once every 11 days now, I swear to God.

00:58:23.460 I swear to God.

00:58:24.360 I think I got you beat. 1.00

00:58:26.540 You know how girls are doing this thing called fabbing? 1.00

00:58:30.680 I don't know if you've read this. 1.00

00:58:31.920 I don't know, look at you keeping tabs on all the teen magazines.

00:58:35.580 Oh, God, yes.

00:58:36.840 I have a middle school up the street.

00:58:40.620 What is fabbing? 1.00

00:58:42.960 They touch themselves down there, the girls, 0.99

00:58:45.560 and then they put it behind their ears. 0.96

00:58:48.740 Are you kidding me?

00:58:49.700 Like perfume?

00:58:51.000 Yes. 1.00

00:58:51.880 So apparently I tried it, and ass sweat doesn't work as good. 0.99

00:58:56.000 No, no. 0.99

00:58:58.060 I put some ass sweat on my wrist. 0.99

00:59:02.580 Not quite Fabergé. 0.98

00:59:04.020 he goes the funniest part is he said you put it on your wrist

00:59:09.700 like maybe in the 40s they did which is even funnier

00:59:15.400 but nick uh i love you bro well yeah uh let's you know i know how it is when you first get back

00:59:23.440 yeah no show and you know rambling or whatever but tell the people this friday night to come

00:59:29.560 see me at the coho's musical and then may 15th and 16th at zanys in rosemont illinois and listen

00:59:37.380 to my podcast it's only 40 minutes it's rough and tumble i say what i want uh and that's on rumble

00:59:44.460 uh at the nick the palo show 5 p.m eastern monday through thursday so um hollow yeah baby i love it

00:59:52.780 nick thanks so much for coming on man for bringing anthony back thank you yes thank you for noticing

00:59:58.740 that some people you know they still keep their mouth shut they never talk to me again these 0.91

01:00:03.380 bastards uh nick thanks so much man i'll uh i'll see you soon hopefully i'll drive the 15 minutes 0.98

01:00:10.360 to your house all right let's meet in a waffle house halfway in between yeah let's do that 0.81

01:00:15.580 the great nick depala we'll be right back after these words it's the anthony cumia show on the

01:00:22.780 red apple podcast network it's the anthony cumia show entertaining and informative on the red apple

01:00:33.140 podcast network my god so much fun nick de paulo uh just a great guy funny as hell you go to one 0.67

01:00:45.440 of his shows he doesn't give a crap i guess i can say he's up on stage uh he definitely cares

01:00:54.940 about what he's doing he's very funny but a heckler i oof to be a heckler in front of nick 0.96

01:01:03.300 oh boy that's brutal man he will destroy you and uh it's just really funny and you know pertinent

01:01:13.420 to the the times great guy nick de paulo uh i wanted to talk i actually wanted to talk about

01:01:22.180 this with nick but uh you gotta go uh fake news everyone there's some fake news going on

01:01:29.200 can we get some fake news because it's now fake news folks fake news it's the fake news fake

01:01:38.420 stories news moment i don't know if i've ever had a fake news segment that wasn't msnbc it's

01:01:47.460 even worse than cnn these days they're so blatant in their fake newsness that uh they always seem

01:01:56.880 to come up this one the latest one is msnbc's simone d sanders townsend yes that's the name

01:02:07.460 how pretentious is having simone d i don't know what the d stands for and why didn't you

01:02:14.920 do like simone d s townsend instead of simone d sanders or do the whole thing simone what is

01:02:23.100 dylan simone dylan sanders townsend but um very pretentious that name and uh this is from msnbc

01:02:33.060 And because of the deportations of the illegals, people just are assuming that anyone that Trump doesn't like,

01:02:44.000 even if they are an American citizen, could possibly get deported.

01:02:48.780 Let's listen to Simone D. Sanders Townsend.

01:02:54.920 I've been talking about the NAACP Legal Defense Fund.

01:02:59.060 She penned an op-ed in The Nation this week.

01:03:02.120 and her op-ed talked about that we think that democracies are the way they die is dramatically

01:03:10.340 through these wars and blood is shed and it's it's it's cinematic in a sense but really the

01:03:17.340 realistic way in which democracies die is it is dismantled brick by brick piece by piece and she

01:03:23.000 says yeah that was in star wars now with the lawlessness um from the this administration

01:03:28.040 are really the canaries in the coal mine gasping for air.

01:03:31.560 I'm paraphrasing here.

01:03:32.920 But to me, that is why Kilmar Abrego Garcia's specific case,

01:03:39.560 the case of the gentleman who's a makeup artist out of California

01:03:43.080 who was also sent to that prison,

01:03:44.440 that is why the 75% of the folks who have been sent,

01:03:48.840 the men who have been sent there that don't have criminal records,

01:03:51.600 that is why this is so important.

01:03:53.160 Because if they could do it to them,

01:03:54.560 They can snatch students off the street without any pushback or recourse.

01:03:59.400 They will do it to any of us. 1.00

01:04:01.040 To be very clear, it's going to be the people of color and the horrible community that are next in line. 1.00

01:04:06.880 Thank you. 1.00

01:04:07.640 Enough for her.

01:04:10.460 Thank you. 0.69

01:04:11.380 So because they deport illegal aliens, which has been happening forever in this country, 0.99

01:04:19.260 uh for some reason what we are going to be deporting everyone people of color i like how

01:04:28.040 she says that people of color has this happened did trump say in any way shape or form that

01:04:35.360 that might be something that may happen in the future of course not it's more fake news

01:04:44.100 fake news and uh lies and propaganda i don't know anyone that watches msnbc i think more people just

01:04:53.240 heard msnbc right now on my show than they did on msnbc quite quite frankly but uh that's what's 0.96

01:05:04.560 going on they just pour this nonsense and garbage onto the american people it's no better than the

01:05:12.880 old soviet union was look up pravda or tass news agency those were the old soviet union 0.93

01:05:20.740 newspapers and uh it's no different than msnbc and cnn is now we'll be right back after a couple

01:05:28.600 of seconds don't go anywhere it's the anthony cumia show on the red apple podcast network

01:05:35.020 it's the anthony cumia show entertaining and informative on the red apple podcast network

01:05:44.480 shocking we were shocking look out anthony cumia show uh let's take a call or two we've talked

01:05:55.320 about a few things that i think the people want to either rebut agree with or just babble about

01:06:03.380 how about jim jim apparently is from upstate new york what's up jim hey anthony hey you're my you're

01:06:10.800 my new favorite show man i'm not hey you're really good i appreciate that i was a stern guy back in

01:06:16.840 the day and um can't stand him now it's so different man from the old days i was what

01:06:22.680 they called in the business a p1 listener i wouldn't miss one second of stern and it's like

01:06:28.860 a different person uh now but you know he's what 70 something with the elite hollywood crowd yeah

01:06:34.400 the hollywood guys jimmy kimmel robin i was hanging out with jimmy kimmel who robin yeah

01:06:41.680 that's it's tough following nick de paulo he's good i actually did a little stand-up comedy

01:06:46.560 about 20 years ago oh did you well you know i started with some bringer shows down in the city

01:06:52.120 and then i you know it costs you so much money to go down there just for like 15 minutes and

01:06:58.480 You've got to convince people to go down and watch you.

01:07:01.120 Do you have a yellowing headshot hanging in some club somewhere?

01:07:06.440 Well, I actually booked for a paid show on New Year's Eve,

01:07:09.660 opening for DL Uggly on New Year's Eve at New York Comedy Club.

01:07:14.580 Was that before or after 9-11, New Year's Eve?

01:07:17.240 That was after 9-11.

01:07:18.500 I was thinking about that.

01:07:19.600 Is this the night they're going to blow up the Lincoln Tunnel?

01:07:21.860 You never know.

01:07:23.140 I never made it.

01:07:24.080 I never made it.

01:07:24.820 I broke down with my tractor trailer.

01:07:26.760 I needed the money.

01:07:27.780 I had to work that day and never made it.

01:07:29.980 I was calling the booker.

01:07:31.360 He never answered my phone calls again.

01:07:33.600 You're like a rom-com character.

01:07:35.480 I drove a truck, but I was doing stand-up comedy.

01:07:38.120 I met a great girl.

01:07:38.960 I've done a million things, man.

01:07:40.200 I used to go to restaurants.

01:07:41.500 I had a pizza place in Newark.

01:07:43.420 I bought a farm upstate.

01:07:45.180 What's that?

01:07:46.120 Look at you.

01:07:46.720 What are you doing now?

01:07:48.280 You sound motivated.

01:07:49.500 I have a small farm upstate New York.

01:07:51.440 I buy and sell equipment.

01:07:53.100 I have a small diner I bought up here that's close.

01:07:55.020 Look at you.

01:07:55.640 You never stopped.

01:07:56.600 You're a motivated guy.

01:07:58.940 I like hearing that.

01:07:59.600 You know what it is, man?

01:08:00.260 I lost everything back in the 90s.

01:08:02.160 You know, I had a business that went under, and, you know, I spent every time I had, you

01:08:07.880 know what I mean?

01:08:08.360 And living the life, you know what I mean?

01:08:10.660 And then it all went away, you know?

01:08:12.120 I hear you.

01:08:13.460 But you're the kind of guy that, like, seems like you pulled yourself up by those proverbial 0.99

01:08:17.360 bootstraps and got your ass in gear. 0.98

01:08:20.860 I learned the value of money, and I buy things cash, you know? 0.99

01:08:24.220 and i i private private financing i buy things cash i'm always flip i'm up at my shop right now

01:08:29.900 i go seven days a week well you know i said you oh you really you literally are my favorite show

01:08:34.240 now you're funny man i appreciate smart you're edgy you know you go to the edge and you pull back

01:08:39.380 would you would you ever would you ever take like a weekly gig if they offer until you're there in a

01:08:43.320 week or no yeah it's been uh you know it's it's been discussed i'll just say that but uh i would

01:08:49.840 Yeah, what am I doing?

01:08:50.900 I'm hanging out down here in South Carolina.

01:08:53.120 I fly radio-controlled planes.

01:08:55.720 I play with my cat and my soon-to-have dog.

01:08:58.940 Other than that, yeah, give me a show.

01:09:01.320 I'll do it whenever.

01:09:02.640 Whenever they want me to do a show, I'll do a show.

01:09:04.560 I love it.

01:09:04.840 I listen to your podcast.

01:09:05.820 I'll listen to your show, and then I'll re-listen to it during a week on your podcast while I'm driving.

01:09:10.420 Thank you, Jim. 0.81

01:09:11.460 Yeah, and I said I'm not a suck-up, man.

01:09:13.760 No, that's great. 0.71

01:09:14.860 No, you seem like a pretty straightforward guy.

01:09:15.660 I never knew you back in the day.

01:09:16.680 I knew your show.

01:09:17.760 I knew your show, Opie and Anthony, except I was a stern guy, you know.

01:09:21.820 And I just happened by chance to listen to your first show when it came on a few weeks ago.

01:09:28.040 And I was like, this is great.

01:09:29.480 I actually turned a few people on to it.

01:09:31.600 I really appreciate that.

01:09:33.180 Genuine, genuine compliment. 0.97

01:09:35.500 I said, you talk about the illegal aliens and trucking? 1.00

01:09:38.060 Dude, they're destroying trucking.

01:09:39.700 See, there's an unknown program that Biden installed called the non-domiciled CDL program. 0.94

01:09:48.460 He fast-tracked refugees.

01:09:50.620 And there's probably over a million refugees untracked, right, fast-tracked that are driving 0.99

01:09:57.180 track of trailers now, like Somalians, Pakistanis. 1.00

01:10:00.620 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:10:01.700 Now, if I'm not wrong here, Jim, and let me tell you, because I've kept tabs on this

01:10:07.020 through the news.

01:10:07.640 they are some of the worst drivers ever they're involved in so many just regular not even

01:10:14.120 commercial regular crashes they're not insured they don't have a license uh this is terrible

01:10:22.340 i haven't heard about this yet i've had a back him in dude i had a somalian guy from this one

01:10:27.860 company like 20 minutes he's trying to back in back it in like a snake hey man stop turning

01:10:33.080 away. He goes, turn the wheel which way? This way? This way?

01:10:35.140 I literally stood on the step and

01:10:36.960 backed his truck in. I'm the truck driver now.

01:10:40.500 Listen, you know

01:10:41.220 what it is, man?

01:10:42.860 It's killing trucking because

01:10:44.860 they'll work for anything. Trucking

01:10:46.960 goes up and down in cycles. The rates

01:10:48.800 go up. The rates came down and they're

01:10:50.880 never going back up because these guys ain't going

01:10:52.860 nowhere. If you're living in a hut in Somalia

01:10:54.820 and make it $400 a year, now you're 0.61

01:10:56.860 in an air-conditioned tractor trailer. You know what I mean?

01:10:59.240 Oh, it's the life.

01:11:01.080 Right. You go into the bathroom

01:11:02.800 I'm home every day.

01:11:04.640 But you go into a bathroom at a truck stop, they're in there washing their feet in the hand-washed thing.

01:11:11.040 It literally looks like a third row.

01:11:13.000 See, people don't know about this. 1.00

01:11:14.740 They're unvetted, fast-track refugees that are driving track or trailing them. 1.00

01:11:19.880 I haven't heard this, Tim. 1.00

01:11:21.180 They've dumbed the job down so much.

01:11:24.100 Automatic transmissions, GPS in any language, they just point them and go.

01:11:29.540 It's a real problem in trucking.

01:11:32.080 Not like the old days where you'd hear,

01:11:34.100 brr, brr, brr.

01:11:35.960 Dude, I'd be in Manhattan at 2 o'clock in the morning

01:11:39.680 with a Cisco truck loaded to the roof at 15 stops

01:11:42.700 going into the basement.

01:11:44.580 I'd come into the Lincoln Tunnel.

01:11:46.980 I'd go down to 1st Street.

01:11:48.380 I'd make a left. 1.00

01:11:49.140 I'd see all the transvestites. 1.00

01:11:50.300 They were drag queens all dressed up. 1.00

01:11:51.820 It was my girl. 1.00

01:11:53.000 Norton was probably there first.

01:11:54.280 Jimmy, yeah, you probably saw Jimmy there.

01:11:56.180 Jim, thanks so much, man.

01:11:57.520 I appreciate you listening and I appreciate what you do, man.

01:12:03.240 You're a motivated guy.

01:12:04.460 We need more guys like you, man.

01:12:05.880 Thank you, man.

01:12:08.460 That's something.

01:12:09.500 Yeah.

01:12:10.100 Every single aspect of this country has been screwed over by what this this Biden Harris administration did over the past four years.

01:12:20.720 And, you know, Obama, too.

01:12:24.420 The first term of Trump was a speed bump.

01:12:27.520 That was just a speed bump to try to slow down what was going on.

01:12:32.040 But having the speed bump between Obama and Biden or whoever was the president, we don't even really know.

01:12:41.640 It screwed everything up. 0.99

01:12:43.540 They put so many illegals into this country. 1.00

01:12:48.320 And even now with Trump in office, we can't even throw them out. 1.00

01:12:53.320 They're losing their minds.

01:12:54.780 and it has been so detrimental to this country and they'll try to tell you immigrants are the 1.00

01:13:01.900 they're gold oh diversity is our greatest strength we need more people that is such garbage 0.97

01:13:12.000 if you are qualified and you can help and make this country a better place come on in you are 0.93

01:13:22.320 cordially invited to be a citizen of the united states but you got to assimilate

01:13:30.160 you got to realize what makes us america and and uh what what type of morals and values

01:13:40.620 we have things we hold dear as a country you can't be against that and just want a free ride

01:13:50.700 then get out no one's saying that everyone that comes into this country is bad but the vast

01:14:00.080 majority recently over the past few years over obama and and biden administration yeah they're

01:14:07.460 terrible they've been terrible this is a bad time for for this country and he's right

01:14:16.180 he's right we i i've watched videos uh dash cams of these trucks because the companies put cameras

01:14:27.040 in them they want to see how these guys from somalia or central america are doing and you

01:14:34.260 watch these videos and they're hazards just complete hazards they don't know what they're

01:14:40.460 doing they're giving them this giant weapon to wield on the highways and uh it's terrible terrible

01:14:50.220 let's see what we got here paul paul from uh aoc country queens new york you like aoc paul

01:15:02.100 no way

01:15:04.300 she's your girl though man 1.00

01:15:05.960 she's your girl 0.90

01:15:06.940 no but

01:15:08.980 AOC's up on the northern side

01:15:11.880 of the border up here 0.99

01:15:12.980 I got Joanne Amriola

01:15:15.020 I got Vicky Palladino

01:15:17.080 I got like a whole bunch of people

01:15:19.120 you got some of the

01:15:20.540 some of the goombas

01:15:22.280 exactly 0.95

01:15:24.880 what do you got man

01:15:26.400 the thing I was going to say was

01:15:28.360 these judges that are telling Trump

01:15:31.360 to bring back the sky uh didn't they have actual wars that said they have to be pulled out

01:15:39.560 originally so if these judges are doing the bidding of biden and obama's crew they're actually

01:15:48.360 doing executive order uh they're telling him to do what executive orders are being done by biden

01:15:56.500 By Biden? Well, then Trump should be able to just cancel those EOs.

01:16:00.860 Trump should be able to cancel those EOs then. Yeah.

01:16:03.380 They get the judges out of the thing, you know,

01:16:07.020 to show that they're wrong in the spotlight.

01:16:10.120 Because the actual law in the book says,

01:16:12.880 if you're not supposed to be here, you're not supposed to be here.

01:16:15.880 Yeah.

01:16:16.320 But these judges are saying, bring him back.

01:16:20.960 What does the law actually say?

01:16:22.840 Does the law say, you're done, get out?

01:16:25.500 then these judges are acting like uh like uh propagandists they're supporting the the communist

01:16:33.760 revolution well against this country yeah i i think you're uh i think you're you're on to

01:16:39.980 something there or i think you're on something paul but you're on to something i i i do i do

01:16:45.580 appreciate your call i'm gonna hang up but i'll continue talking about what you just brought up

01:16:49.840 because uh the fact of the matter is yeah they keep saying that this guy hasn't gotten due process

01:16:58.500 all these illegals that are being booted back to the countries that they're supposed to

01:17:03.520 be booted back to they don't have uh they haven't gotten due process which is part of of course 0.72

01:17:09.740 our constitutional rights here in this country and um well you're an illegal alien and i also

01:17:18.760 understand i'm not i'm not completely stupid that if you commit a crime here and you're here

01:17:25.840 illegally uh you are uh due your due process so you'll you'll go through um an indictment

01:17:37.020 and trial and conviction and sentencing uh but if you're illegal you don't have to be tried

01:17:47.540 there's no trial for being an illegal alien you don't there's no due process there you don't have

01:17:55.620 to go to court and someone has to prove you're an illegal alien the burden's on you if the cops came 0.89

01:18:03.560 here to my house and said anthony you're an illegal alien we are going to deport you i could

01:18:10.800 show them so much documentation that I am

01:18:14.860 a citizen of the United States of America

01:18:18.360 that of course I wouldn't be deported.

01:18:22.500 But they're not able to fulfill that burden.

01:18:27.600 We don't have to go to court and do an investigation

01:18:30.340 to determine if this guy is a citizen. He's not.

01:18:34.600 He's illegal. We know that. So goodbye.

01:18:38.520 you're gone that is due process in this country that is the process that you go through when

01:18:47.460 you're here illegally get out bye bye if you've committed other crimes then certainly you're due

01:18:56.300 due process you want to go to prison for murder or sexual assault or robbery we'll we'll fulfill 0.99

01:19:03.840 your your due process or do you want to get the hell out of here and go back to your home country 0.84

01:19:09.880 so this guy is an illegal alien and he was sent back to his home in el salvador

01:19:18.680 where he belongs and one of the greatest things is this uh the president down there in el salvador

01:19:27.500 um even he knows even he says that he's taking care of his criminals he'll deal with it send

01:19:41.360 him down he will deal with it because he likes good people he likes good law-abiding citizens

01:19:49.720 do we got the um el salvador president yeah he kind of agrees with trump and

01:19:54.520 let's hear uh hear this guy his name sounds like bukkake but it isn't go ahead

01:20:00.780 what about the human right of a woman not to be raped i mean what about the human right of kids

01:20:06.900 to you know to to to play or to be free or to you know go to the park and what about the human

01:20:11.940 right to live or the human right to walk in the street right and but no they were they were worried

01:20:17.560 about the human rights of the of the killers yeah worried about the human rights of the killers 1.00

01:20:23.740 even the guy in El Salvador knows that the liberal idiots up here are out of their minds 1.00

01:20:32.580 you're like yeah what yeah you sent back a criminal all right yeah we'll take him we put 1.00

01:20:38.200 him in prison thank you and then he we must really look stupid to the rest of the world 1.00

01:20:46.040 even though the rest of the world's kind of looking pretty stupid these days but we must 1.00

01:20:51.600 look really stupid where the other countries have to be looking and going so let me get this straight 0.99

01:20:56.640 there's a portion of the country that wants the criminals returned to their country so that 0.99

01:21:06.600 they're illegally they're committing crimes apparently this guy uh was uh convicted of

01:21:13.180 domestic violence against his wife and the rest of the world has to go like why why do they want

01:21:22.880 him back well they don't the democrats don't anything trump does they need to go against it 1.00

01:21:32.900 no matter how stupid they sound going against it because their constituents are mentally ill 1.00

01:21:41.180 the nose ring god what a dead giveaway that's been over the course of uh a few years now 1.00

01:21:48.480 whenever you're scrolling on social media and i'll see before i even hear the sound i'll see 1.00

01:21:55.420 some stringy haired disaster of a woman with a nose ring and i don't even have to look at what's 1.00

01:22:04.020 written i just go oh boy i'm gonna click this and i know exactly what i'm getting and then 0.99

01:22:09.760 Trump today is a fascist race. 0.98

01:22:13.860 I'm like, yep. 0.99

01:22:15.180 The nose ring that told me everything I need to know.

01:22:21.020 It's insane.

01:22:24.260 But that's where we're living right now.

01:22:28.160 I just hope, for God's sake, please, after Trump is done,

01:22:35.160 And he's been just turning the screws on the Democrats and liberals about his third term.

01:22:43.500 He's not serving a third term.

01:22:45.480 I swear to you, he will not serve a third term.

01:22:49.120 He won't try.

01:22:50.800 This is a great tactic on the part of someone that's really good at screwing with the opposition.

01:22:58.720 Let's be real.

01:22:59.400 He's been doing that.

01:23:00.560 His Easter message today was great.

01:23:02.700 Another twist of the screw.

01:23:05.160 sleepy Joe

01:23:06.720 but that's where we're at

01:23:10.040 they don't understand

01:23:11.800 he's that guy

01:23:13.080 but I hope

01:23:13.840 after Trump's term

01:23:16.260 we get someone in there

01:23:17.280 that continues

01:23:18.260 not

01:23:19.200 it doesn't have to be

01:23:20.560 exactly like Trump

01:23:21.960 but it's got to be someone

01:23:24.040 that just keeps

01:23:25.520 these Democrat

01:23:27.000 liberal Democrats

01:23:28.280 in check

01:23:29.000 because

01:23:30.240 I don't want it to be

01:23:31.680 just a speed bump

01:23:32.620 I want them to

01:23:35.160 to be so backed off of their their intent to destroy this country it's all they've been doing

01:23:47.800 everything we look at and then they lie so what about the price of eggs

01:23:54.840 first of all we never really cared about the price of eggs i don't think anyway i think most

01:24:00.820 people that voted for trump are like if eggs go down that's great but if we could say look how

01:24:05.120 expensive the eggs are to get trump elected then we'll play off the egg price uh but the price eggs

01:24:12.080 have come down the price of fuel has come down energy but they will just lie to you and tell

01:24:18.500 you it hasn't and they're they got a better way to do things and uh they don't quite frankly 0.99

01:24:24.840 And I just hope this term of Trump and the next term of somebody that is also, you know, a Republican, I guess, conservative, someone just with some common sense is elected and keeps these morons we see in the streets every weekend yelling with their nose rings and the purple hair. 0.85

01:24:50.260 And I hope I hope people will be right back with more of the Anthony Cumia show in moments. 0.90

01:24:59.560 It's the Anthony Cumia show on the Red Apple Podcast Network.

01:25:07.380 It's the Anthony Cumia show on the Red Apple Podcast Network.

01:25:12.500 it certainly is yes the anthony cumia show on a great easter sunday evening thank you for

01:25:21.460 joining us we do appreciate it um so uh another thing that happened but it was right after last

01:25:30.540 week's show so you know i do a show every sunday so sometimes stuff happens monday or tuesday and

01:25:36.340 it might be old news so i'm not going to dwell on it i'm going to kind of try to take a a different

01:25:41.420 tack on it but uh the jeff bezos rocket thing with the the women we've been through it believe me

01:25:48.060 seen all the memes and all the funny little comments on social media um but i want to get

01:25:55.560 into something just a little different about it of course bezos he's got a blue origin it needed

01:26:01.700 the money blue uh and he sent up a bunch of uh women some women his his fiancee i guess katie perry

01:26:16.620 um gail king uh and then uh some other girls that no one really knew it was like uh you know when

01:26:27.700 they do an ensemble cast on tv and you know the the players but then there's background like in

01:26:32.940 welcome back cotter or happy days you know you'd go to the the diner and there's fonzie and mouth

01:26:40.840 and richie and then there's people in the background so they had a couple of people in the

01:26:44.700 background so they launched them in texas i guess it was and they went into you know space

01:26:55.120 and i use the term loosely because uh i guess there's this who decided where space starts

01:27:03.700 i i really haven't been able to figure that one out when when the the guys go to the space station

01:27:10.680 we got a big space station orbiting the earth when they go there on one of the

01:27:15.160 elon musk spacex rockets that seems like space to me it's a it's a space station it's been in

01:27:24.260 orbit for quite some time it's not coming right back down in 11 minutes so that to me is space

01:27:31.980 what these girls did was a carnival ride and i had said this before i think jeff bezos and this

01:27:39.640 blue origin project is dangerous it's it's a carnival ride uh he he puts celebrities of some

01:27:48.100 note into this thing and then blast them off past a certain altitude and then they're called

01:27:58.080 astronauts yes astra katy perry is an astronaut oof and uh i just think it's dangerous there's

01:28:09.940 no science behind it there's no real uh gain of of knowledge behind it you're just shooting a bunch

01:28:22.940 of girls up uh as high as this rocket can go and and then they come back down so it's ridiculous

01:28:30.960 and the whole thing was silly and we all laughed and gail king got mad and uh katie perry said 0.98

01:28:37.640 stupid things because she's katie perry for god's sake what did you expect this is one small step 0.94

01:28:44.660 for matt now we're getting a good love i just the love that i wish we all could love and feel love 1.00

01:28:52.200 uh so it was stupid but some people seem to believe the whole thing was faked and that they 0.77

01:29:04.200 never went up the the rocket never went anywhere and um yeah i don't believe that and i've been 0.97

01:29:14.160 criticized by a lot of people over the course of the years because i believe that we went to the

01:29:20.640 moon i believe that um neil armstrong and buzz aldrin set foot on the moon in july of 1969

01:29:30.320 and uh the subsequent apollo missions aside from 13 uh set foot on the moon 0.93

01:29:38.800 and uh i've been called an idiot a dope a boomer that's a good one hey boomer like 0.95

01:29:47.220 the the truth be told there's nothing that really disproves that we've been to the moon 0.99

01:29:56.340 is a lot that proves we have been but um you know they'll get into that if you want to you know

01:30:03.180 and that's why i i had the phones cleared if you want to call and uh try to convince me that we

01:30:09.900 have not been to the moon or that the earth is flat that's another one i'll spend a few i'll

01:30:17.660 waste a few minutes uh doing that but um you know we have to uh we will get a few calls on the line

01:30:27.740 and and be able to do that because uh i think it's crazy i think it's insane that people actually

01:30:35.220 think we didn't go to the moon and the earth is flat so uh call now 800-848-9222 and we'll be

01:30:43.000 right back with your calls it's the anthony cumia show on the red apple podcast network

01:30:49.700 it's the anthony cumia show entertaining and informative on the red apple podcast network

01:30:58.120 yep we start our third hour of the anthony cumia show

01:31:04.600 welcoming uh yeah i was just talking about of course the jeff bezos spaceship that took a bunch

01:31:14.820 of uh girls up up into space you know technically i think about this all the time i grew up loving

01:31:25.320 the space program nasa the the apollo missions all right you might think i'm real old and

01:31:31.820 You know, you might be right, but I don't really remember the Mercury program.

01:31:37.220 The Gemini program, I kind of have some recollection as a little kid in between getting smacked in the head by my dad.

01:31:46.620 But the Apollo program was all I was all about that.

01:31:50.100 I remember every single mission and especially the moon missions.

01:31:55.440 and uh i absolutely believe and i think it's insane to not believe that we went to the moon

01:32:04.900 america put men on the moon and i catch crap for it all the time a lot of people you know how how 0.99

01:32:13.580 would they get through the van allen radiation belts anthony you're a fool if you believe 0.98

01:32:20.620 there it's worse than the thermite paint that was in the world trade center and i know because i'm 0.98

01:32:28.720 off the grid in mexico thank you jesse ventura thank you for that but i still to this day believe

01:32:36.800 that we did indeed go to the moon uh and we're taking some calls dave from jersey wants to talk

01:32:47.000 about space the final frontier uh dave what's up my friend yeah the flat earther thing right you

01:32:54.600 know if the earth was flat cats were knocked everything off the end a long time ago see

01:32:59.080 anyway right why do we go into space it's all because we want to get closer to god that's all

01:33:06.680 since the tower you think that's it that's why that's why we need to get higher and higher

01:33:11.840 to try like we're trying to get closer we want to go to the deepest part of the ocean we want to go

01:33:18.300 to the highest point that we could possibly get but we cannot get to the third heaven isn't that

01:33:24.120 kind of though but uh dave isn't that kind of though like we have such curiosity as humans and

01:33:32.040 this uh this sense of of or need for exploration do you think that's part of it too i know what

01:33:39.680 it's all about, my man. Ever since they built the Tower of Babel, God said, they're going to get

01:33:45.300 there. They're going to get there. So he said, no, I'm not. He confused their language and then 0.97

01:33:50.500 scattered them and divided the earth. And we've been climbing ever since we got to the top of

01:33:55.240 Mount Everest, right? We found seashells up there. Wow. What's that? Now we've gone to the moon.

01:33:59.980 Now we're going to Mars. Isaiah said, Isaiah said that there was a nation that would mount up to

01:34:08.680 heaven and descend upon the clouds clearly the definition of a nation that discovered flight

01:34:14.460 we've been flying ever since but there's only do you think humans do you think humans with their

01:34:21.100 you know that this need to explore and and and go further do you think it's possible that we could

01:34:27.620 go to mars and how does that jibe with um the the fact that we were put here on this planet

01:34:34.900 uh by god how does how does that uh figure why were we put here well why if we go to mars doesn't

01:34:45.320 that kind of contradict the fact that we were put here on this planet to live our lives here

01:34:51.340 we're just look we're just looking for our creator just like in the star wars movie remember

01:34:56.140 remember when man melted with machine finally veger veger came back looking for star trek okay

01:35:02.940 star trek vijic kind of a juxtaposition there in a way we're not breaking any new ground here i

01:35:09.260 mean this has been something that people have toiled with for for many years but i appreciate

01:35:13.840 it dave thank you man i appreciate the call very cool thank here's uh this guy craig i don't know

01:35:21.040 if he's telling the truth if he thinks the earth is flat but i'm willing i'm willing craig atlanta

01:35:27.580 georgia what's up my friend yeah the earth is flat yeah yeah just like sue lightning was before

01:35:35.060 you got a hold of them oh he got me he got i don't know what he's talking about uh cj cj from

01:35:45.400 the great state just north of me north carolina what's up cj hey yeah i just gotta say anthony

01:35:53.720 I'm a huge fan.

01:35:55.400 I downloaded the app for this show.

01:35:57.600 I haven't missed an episode.

01:35:59.220 Jimmy was amazing last week.

01:36:00.940 Getting Nick on board.

01:36:02.940 Getting Nick was a great idea.

01:36:04.960 We've got to hear more from you guys.

01:36:06.580 Perfect voice to have on right now. 0.99

01:36:08.760 I'm going to get all those stupid comics from the O&A show. 1.00

01:36:12.020 Believe me. 1.00

01:36:14.400 We'll be here for it.

01:36:15.600 This is what we've been waiting for, all of us.

01:36:17.720 But I've got to say, with this space thing,

01:36:20.360 all anyone has to do to see the ridiculous the ridiculousness of this is look up and youtube

01:36:27.880 the interviews before and after she went before they interviewed her they asked hey what have you

01:36:34.420 what have you prepared for what are you looking forward to and i am not kidding you she says

01:36:39.460 well you know we're all made from stars and i can't wait to see them twinkle from up there

01:36:47.420 i'm not even kidding then when she gets back they ask hey what was it like up there and she says

01:36:53.920 you know it was really high up there and i can't i couldn't wait to get back to announce my world

01:37:01.300 my world tour who would have thought years ago when we watched that apollo program and everything

01:37:08.180 that it would just be some publicity stunt for some pop singer to announce her tour it's it's

01:37:15.860 hilarious but it's sort of disheartening in a way it kind of discounts the whole space program and

01:37:24.000 the sacrifices that were made by actual astronauts and technicians and whatnot at least their outfits

01:37:31.560 look good and hey just real quick before i go anthony great to talk to you i gotta say going

01:37:37.440 back to the medical marijuana thing that's one demographic uh it's one thing that makes those

01:37:43.380 big cities at least tolerable you think so that's one that's one group of people to leave it alone

01:37:50.880 leave it alone leave it alone all right leave it alone let's go buddy i get you thank you cj

01:37:56.260 thanks man you can't even walk around though a city without smelling weed everywhere and that

01:38:02.700 kind of used to be a thing i it's so weird because when you occasionally very rarely smelt weed

01:38:08.900 it was it was cool like oh oh i think i smell some weed someone might be smoking when it's

01:38:17.660 constant and just pungent it's like gasoline gotta be honest if i'm pumping gas and you get

01:38:25.560 a little whiff of gasoline there are some people that hate it but there i think most people they

01:38:32.060 don't mind a little whiff of gasoline but if it's all you're smelling in like insane quantities

01:38:38.460 it's gonna suck and i think pot's the same thing and with the legalization of weed um

01:38:45.360 it's just too much now it's just too much cannot take it uh let's see what do we got 0.96

01:38:55.380 lee uh cassius brooklyn brooklyn new york how you doing cassius hey hey good evening

01:39:04.760 happy easter how are you man good good um yeah the most disturbing thing to me about

01:39:11.600 katie perry and the ladies going up uh it was that like what what happened to katie's 1.00

01:39:18.220 giant breasts like she used to have these huge you know beautiful gazanga yeah and then that 0.87

01:39:27.900 the outfit they're wearing like all of a sudden like she's become very small breasted it's very 0.94

01:39:32.660 disturbing that was i think you know um i i heard tell uh buzz aldrin had very big breasts and in

01:39:40.340 the space suit it just kind of tucks him in so maybe uh it was working off the same principle

01:39:46.740 of right right no those things are so tight space suit shrinkage shrinkage those suits were so tight 0.99

01:39:55.600 on those girls if you look at some of the women that had already gone up um on the uh blue origin 1.00

01:40:03.580 ship uh it wasn't anything like that they were loose fitting they were comfortable they knew

01:40:09.460 they wanted to make these sexy outfits for the gals and it's a it's a travesty it's it's uh

01:40:16.440 it's a joke and i think i think it backfired uh tremendously i think bezos was trying to do a

01:40:23.800 publicity stunt and that's where the difference is between bezos and spacex uh spacex is doing

01:40:31.360 genuine science they're doing uh good for the world they're putting starlink satellites up

01:40:39.000 to get internet where you would never think they're right high speed internet on anywhere 0.97

01:40:43.340 on the globe and then this idiot is sending a pop singer up to what get uh uh her tour 0.96

01:40:50.940 uh publicity yeah promote promote the tour show the set list it was uh it was a joke and i think 0.96

01:40:58.060 it backfired because everyone saw it as that but it's kind of funny that we live in a time where

01:41:04.440 going technically into space we look at it and go yeah what a joke what a publicity stunt like

01:41:11.220 years ago would have been like oh my god that's amazing and now we just go meh meh what else 0.99

01:41:16.560 right and i i feel really bad for the other ladies who like nobody paid any attention to

01:41:22.480 when they came back they didn't give any speeches that anyone remembers you know 1.00

01:41:25.680 even when you're trying to push this this female empowerment thing there's even a hierarchy with

01:41:34.960 that and the pop star will always get the notoriety so funny right thank you the asian 0.99

01:41:41.420 gets ignored yeah oh yeah and she probably knew exactly what how how a rocket works how newton's

01:41:48.640 laws uh actually bring that vessel up into space i don't think katie knew that but right i love it

01:41:55.820 thanks cassius appreciate the call man oh my god a couple of more things going on there's a lot that

01:42:03.460 went on this week one of these things was um really this is really quick i'll just throw this

01:42:09.200 out there uh patten oswalt he decided that he is not going to host the white house correspondence

01:42:16.780 dinner um i don't know i think a lot of people are disappointed uh that he was chosen and he 1.00

01:42:24.720 decided oh wait oh if if they asked him okay what a pompous idiot this patten oswalt is 0.99

01:42:38.860 imagine putting out a statement that you are not going to accept a gig that has not been offered 1.00

01:42:47.540 to you i personally i'm not gonna play a quarterback for the jets next season i will not

01:43:00.220 accept being the qb for the jets i'd probably do better than anyone they do pick or have picked

01:43:06.460 but uh what kind of uh how do you how do you put a statement out like that

01:43:13.520 in all seriousness and i think he was serious i don't think this was

01:43:17.540 him being a comic about the whole thing but that is pretty uh pretty goddamn funny

01:43:25.460 uh one of my favorite stories of the week because i don't think a lot of people really got

01:43:32.280 what this was about dr oz dr oz was my little notes here dr oz went to the white house because

01:43:43.260 he was accepting um what did he get a swearing in ceremony for dr oz trump is giving some like

01:43:52.960 weird people these things like you're gonna be the department of healthy chocolate milk inspectors

01:44:01.800 it's just an odd odd thing trump's got going there um anyway dr oz was there to

01:44:09.460 get sworn in for something and he brought his granddaughter his whole family was there and

01:44:17.940 his granddaughter was there and uh let's see his granddaughter's doing fine after her medical scare

01:44:23.760 at the white house says her mom um she says president trump did a great job keeping her

01:44:31.320 kids calm Daphne Oz took to Instagram Sunday morning to share an update on her daughter

01:44:38.600 Philo Daphne Philo enough with these names what happened to Barbara Lisa and I don't know Betty

01:44:50.460 Philo who collapsed in the Oval Office as Dr. Oz is swearing in ceremony Daphne shared a series

01:44:59.960 of photos from the day showing her family dressed in their finest clothes outside the white house

01:45:05.140 as well as a snap where her kids are meeting president trump that's a big moment right there

01:45:10.400 in the caption daphne described her daughter's health thanking everyone who checked in on her

01:45:17.640 after a medical incident she fainted during the ceremony where oz was officially sworn in as

01:45:23.000 the administrator of the centers of medical and medicaid services

01:45:28.800 i think by the end of trump's term i will have some type of position in trump's uh cabinet or

01:45:41.820 you know like kind of like elon or dr oz anthony cobia you're fantastic the uh head of

01:45:51.860 communication for amplitude modulation radio just am so uh she thanked everyone she fainted

01:46:03.040 uh this kid's like how old is she nine or something she's a little kid it's terrible

01:46:09.760 daphne uh said phyla fainted nothing serious she got to enjoy some great food in the navy mess hall

01:46:18.660 all right scramble uh she shouted out the excellent white house medical as well as the

01:46:25.600 potus himself for going out of his way to make both our children feel comfortable in a stressed

01:46:31.360 a situation he was warm and okay well here's the part that i love it's the my favorite part

01:46:43.140 of this story by the way that hasn't really been talked about the kid fainted while donald trump

01:46:52.980 was talking about the horrific crimes that were committed by illegals so he's in the oval office

01:47:02.560 right and and the little filo little filo is uh standing there with her mom and dr oz and of 0.84

01:47:10.500 course trump just can't go dr oz you're gonna be head of the amazing medical ingrown toenail

01:47:19.300 sector of the medicine and but he can't just do that he's got to go well this terrible horrible 0.66

01:47:28.400 violent criminal down in el salvador you know how these illegals are and then he starts going

01:47:34.600 They grabbed a girl, they pinned her down, and he just starts some of the most graphic, horrific images in this poor child's head.

01:47:48.220 She was horrified.

01:47:51.020 She was terrified.

01:47:54.080 A girl much like little Philo, over there same age. 0.99

01:47:59.860 imagine if a big illegal alien came up to you a booga booga and just started grabbing you 0.98

01:48:07.560 the poor kid fainted at the prospect of these terrible terrible things happening

01:48:16.560 come on donald there's children in the oval office a lot of a lot of the times these days

01:48:24.780 i just thought that was a pure trump by the way he don't know i think the the parents

01:48:34.900 it's the parents responsibility to not take your kids into the oval office like that because trump

01:48:43.480 might say anything he might say anything we're gonna cut a nine-year-old girl's toes off mix

01:48:50.840 them up and ship them out to you're like why why you the kids the kids terrified there

01:48:56.720 but that's donald and uh yeah the parents you know the parents gotta know the parents have to

01:49:07.680 know not to bring their kids in there sandra from new jersey i hope it's authentic she believes the

01:49:14.760 world is indeed flat sandra well well well first let me say i'm a long time loyal caller so you

01:49:22.520 know that i know i've i've heard of you before you you call uh uh wabc radio in new york uh many

01:49:29.040 times that's correct and i i i do so i was listening to your conversation when i got home

01:49:35.380 from the lovely evening tonight for the holiday um you spoke about the world being flat versus

01:49:41.840 the world being round so what i picture going back way then millions of people some like they

01:49:49.380 no matter what trump does right they're never gonna never never gonna say it and then there's

01:49:55.040 the ones who think trump is right so that's probably the energy you know fighting the world

01:50:00.420 is round versus fighting the world is uh square just like now with trump you'll never never never

01:50:07.780 change their minds no matter what he does that is true right now you don't you don't believe the

01:50:13.480 world's flat though sandra do you no i think around like the moon like all the other like

01:50:19.040 things but you know what else i wanted to say anthony i skiing is something that i did in my

01:50:26.560 life did i like it not that much but one thing out of all my skiing outfits the one that i saved

01:50:33.620 to this day is a very sexy black very tight suit with the little fur on the hood everybody wants to

01:50:41.540 look good no matter what that's just my opinion sandra was that the the style in the 50s was that

01:50:47.040 no no this is not in the 50s no it doesn't matter you want to look good right all your life every

01:50:55.300 age every everybody wants to look their best but i think i think if it if an outfit has to be

01:51:02.060 utilitarian if you're not wearing a sexy if it has to be like a space outfit if you were really

01:51:08.360 an astronaut going to space i believe that if if you're able to have a sexy space outfit

01:51:14.660 you're not really an astronaut then you're not really doing that astronaut i hear what you're

01:51:20.540 saying i hear you too sandra i'm glad you called thank you dear there goes uh sandra

01:51:27.880 Sandra this is good

01:51:29.900 Joaquin from

01:51:31.900 Pennsylvania Joaquin

01:51:34.020 what part of Pennsylvania

01:51:35.920 you're from I live

01:51:38.120 in the Jim Thorpe area up in the Poconos

01:51:40.140 oh the guy that

01:51:41.900 ran right he was a runner

01:51:43.660 no actually he was

01:51:46.020 a multifaceted athlete as a matter

01:51:48.180 of fact I believe it was

01:51:50.140 what the heck

01:51:52.180 from Germany not of course Adolf

01:51:54.080 Philip prior to that anyway

01:51:56.100 he said that perhaps you are the greatest

01:51:58.020 athlete of all times. He excelled in football.

01:52:00.200 He excelled in every single sport. Did he lose

01:52:02.100 a leg?

01:52:04.060 No.

01:52:05.360 See, I'm thinking of someone else.

01:52:07.920 I don't know. Maybe later on in life,

01:52:09.920 possibly. Yeah, I think it might have been

01:52:11.960 later. So he was just an all-around

01:52:14.300 great athlete like myself.

01:52:16.420 Yeah, probably one of

01:52:18.160 the greatest in the world at the time.

01:52:19.980 He was actually of Native

01:52:21.060 American heritage.

01:52:23.840 And he happens to be buried here

01:52:25.920 in Jim Thorpe. That's why they changed Mott Chunk 0.99

01:52:28.140 to Jim Thorpe. It was Mott Chunk?

01:52:31.500 Yes. 1.00

01:52:32.140 A lot easier, Jim Thorpe.

01:52:34.680 Yes, well, they had the old jail

01:52:36.180 here that was on Mysteries

01:52:37.880 many years ago, where that

01:52:39.920 one guy from the Molly Maguire

01:52:42.040 trial thing was on there

01:52:44.100 and he put his fingerprint against the wall

01:52:45.760 and the fingerprint, they could never remove it.

01:52:47.980 Oh my God, that sounds...

01:52:49.320 They filmed the original Molly Maguire movie with Sean Connery

01:52:52.580 right here in Jim Thorpe.

01:52:54.340 Oh, well, you got a little

01:52:55.620 claim to fame there in Jim Thorpe.

01:52:58.000 A couple of claims to fame.

01:53:00.260 I'm actually an ex-Wallon Islander.

01:53:02.900 Oh, when did you

01:53:04.080 move? Back in the...

01:53:05.660 Just when Hillary moved in

01:53:07.880 and just before 9-11, 2001.

01:53:10.460 When Hillary became a 1.00

01:53:11.720 senator in New York State, 1.00

01:53:14.160 boy, that was a good cue

01:53:15.820 for everybody to leave.

01:53:18.480 Yes, it was.

01:53:19.520 Anyway, I had a thought

01:53:22.140 about Donald J. Trump,

01:53:23.680 terms three and four.

01:53:24.660 yep i think how does this work how does this work donald trump jr donald jr jr okay that

01:53:33.220 is legal but i mean they seem to be talking like donald trump senior donald j trump can uh run

01:53:42.560 for a third term they're trying to figure out a way uh but if you're saying it's don jr then

01:53:49.740 And, you know, ha ha, like a gag, like they tricked you kind of a thing.

01:53:53.400 OK, their heads would explode.

01:53:56.520 You know, and I have a number of a number of things I like to call apocalyptic Trojan 0.80

01:54:01.720 forces sent by leftist, communist, Marxist, globalist agenda to destroy the United States

01:54:07.460 of America and Judeo-Christian Western civilization, you know, and that's exactly what's going

01:54:12.920 on here. 0.61

01:54:13.260 And I like the way that you talk about the communists and you talk about the World Economic

01:54:16.480 Forum.

01:54:16.920 and you know all this talk recently about power with fed i actually think that the fed was actually

01:54:22.840 created to help drive the country off the cliff into the great depression and if you think about

01:54:27.540 it set there by the globalist agenda so you can't remove them so that you can't take them away when

01:54:33.100 this whole thing of raising interest rates you know is going to put the screws into the economy

01:54:37.680 i mean you think about with colbert and everything you know the printing of money and so now of

01:54:43.380 course gasoline prices were through the roof because of biden's policies and then they want

01:54:48.420 to raise interest rates and when they talk about taking money back out of the economy who are they

01:54:52.440 taking away from yeah the average everyday person yeah us of course that's kind of the way it's

01:55:00.540 always been the the thing about the fed i have tried so many times to watch some kind of documentary

01:55:09.260 about the fed and and how detrimental it is i can't find a lot of material on that whenever i

01:55:17.800 look i find what is the fed how did uh uh what when was it uh conceived and implemented but

01:55:26.000 they really seem to wipe out anything bad uh about the fed

01:55:31.640 it's with a lot of things and more and more that you try and look up online these days you know

01:55:38.100 Yeah, they're just getting rid of it, because it doesn't seem that good.

01:55:42.860 It doesn't seem like a good thing.

01:55:45.380 I don't know.

01:55:46.840 And, you know, when you wonder what's going to happen when Donald Trump leaves office, you know, in 28.

01:55:52.960 Right.

01:55:53.220 This is very scary, if you really think about it, because I'm going to put it this way, and this might make some people's heads explode.

01:55:58.880 Donald Trump and even Elon Musk, these guys are really a lot like the founding fathers, if you really think about it,

01:56:05.260 because they put their fortunes and they put their lives on the line.

01:56:08.440 And you look at what's been done to Donald Trump

01:56:10.300 and what's been done to Elon Musk.

01:56:12.460 I mean, they're going out of their way to destroy these two matters.

01:56:15.120 No one in American politics outside of the Founding Fathers

01:56:20.260 have been so threatened and villainized ever, ever.

01:56:27.480 Now, you know, I actually was banned from some radio stations in the past,

01:56:32.260 conservative radio stations.

01:56:34.100 Were you taking pictures in Times Square?

01:56:36.240 Is that what happened?

01:56:37.180 No, it wasn't.

01:56:39.100 It was a big name.

01:56:41.140 I go by my middle name now because my first name.

01:56:45.840 I was always back when the Russia collusion thing was going on.

01:56:48.840 I was calling and I was trying to explain how there was an establishment,

01:56:55.160 deep state establishment agenda that was actually trying to stop Donald Trump.

01:56:59.040 Because once he got elected and we had control of the House,

01:57:02.480 had control of Congress, somehow some astute chess player planned 10 moves ahead and put

01:57:07.060 Jeff Sessions in there so that he can recuse himself on the very first day that he's sworn

01:57:10.720 into office.

01:57:11.620 Yep, yep.

01:57:12.880 And there were a lot of people who didn't like that.

01:57:14.820 And there was another radio show that he was first coming on the air, took over for another

01:57:19.120 one.

01:57:19.560 And I got on his show almost every night.

01:57:21.320 And the producer, she enjoyed talking to me.

01:57:23.400 And she liked the things that I was saying.

01:57:25.260 And then one night, a voice came on while I was on hold and said, you know, the boss

01:57:29.880 doesn't like what you're saying.

01:57:30.960 And I said, oh, I thought you'd enjoy dancing with me.

01:57:33.440 And he goes, no, no, no, you don't understand.

01:57:35.760 He has bosses, and they don't like what you say.

01:57:39.940 Interesting.

01:57:41.940 More importantly, did you hook up with the call screener?

01:57:46.080 No, I did not.

01:57:47.400 I'm happily married for 43 years.

01:57:49.760 Oh, God bless.

01:57:51.060 God bless.

01:57:51.540 Joaquin, I'm going to catch so much hell for continuing to talk to you too long.

01:57:56.520 But I appreciate your call.

01:57:58.600 Thank you.

01:57:59.120 you know people get anthony that guy walkie why'd you leave him on the phone so long he started

01:58:06.100 talking about trying to get a piece from the yeah no i get it oh my god you people in new york

01:58:14.760 cuomo cuomo that's who's going to be running for the mayor of new york the mayoral election

01:58:27.700 now you voted in Adams and this guy was a complete waste of time complete waste of time

01:58:40.320 he got in there he gets an administration that is so corrupt and New York fell into more of a

01:58:52.380 A spiral of decay from de Blasio.

01:58:57.800 Remember who he took over for?

01:59:00.660 De Blasio. 0.91

01:59:02.000 This guy was the worst. 0.65

01:59:04.920 I think you could put him as the worst mayor of New York ever. 0.75

01:59:09.040 De Blasio.

01:59:11.000 Adams is bad, but at least they were able to catch him doing something bad.

01:59:17.520 And he got indicted or he was ready to get indicted.

01:59:21.060 And the DOJ under Trump after the election dropped the charges, thus taking over the mayorship of New York City.

01:59:33.020 Now they could do whatever they want. Adams will do whatever the Trump administration says.

01:59:39.180 He's a puppet now.

01:59:40.560 but his time is uh limited here and it looks like cuomo uh might just get this which is terrible

01:59:54.080 i mean really we saw how he was as the governor and that that was not good

02:00:02.440 no more of these midnight signings of legislation to take away your second amendment rights

02:00:09.060 the safe act all that nonsense so who who are you voting for people who are you gonna vote for

02:00:19.400 really is is it gonna be cuomo you're gonna do it aren't you you're not gonna want

02:00:30.380 a Republican in there

02:00:33.000 to maybe

02:00:34.940 just shake it up a little

02:00:37.180 bit, New York. Come on.

02:00:40.160 Roll the dice,

02:00:41.520 New York City.

02:00:43.680 What are you doing?

02:00:49.960 We'll be right back

02:00:51.720 in a minute or so.

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02:01:47.080 You know, talking about

02:01:49.740 the mayoral

02:01:50.680 race in

02:01:53.280 New York City,

02:01:54.680 um andrew cuomo you know he's he's the big money guy he's the guy got the cash got the name

02:02:03.080 got the nipple rings got the women you know even after all the sexual harassment charges

02:02:12.780 allegations uh and then during covid i mean remember when he came out and he had a big

02:02:21.400 uh a whole wall behind him and it was covered with masks and apparently people and children

02:02:29.780 had made masks and sent them to the governor's office and said please uh we know that there's

02:02:38.800 a mask shortage could you use these children made them in school and what and they stapled

02:02:45.640 them to a big wall behind

02:02:47.640 Cuomo and he's like

02:02:49.000 these are the mask

02:02:51.480 kids made and they're amazing

02:02:53.840 and

02:02:55.520 we're so happy that it's like

02:02:57.240 I think they wanted

02:02:59.640 people to use them 0.99

02:03:00.980 which would have been stupid anyway 1.00

02:03:03.400 just as worthless as 1.00

02:03:05.740 stapling them to a wall

02:03:07.480 we all understood that

02:03:10.100 well not all

02:03:11.760 of us but most of

02:03:13.760 us understood the mask thing was just such utter nonsense but uh uh cuomo uh he made it through 0.99

02:03:26.120 that without going to jail for some reason the the covet thing the the dead old people

02:03:32.640 the sexual harassment allegations and now he's running for mayor now look at a guy like curtis

02:03:43.180 leeway he he's a decent guy he's a good guy he likes cats i love cats he's he's a republican

02:03:53.280 he's not one of these liberal uh that just have destroyed the state and the city for so long

02:04:01.860 why wouldn't you give him a try to pull the pull the lever in the voting booth go i don't know

02:04:08.420 let me give him a try look back at everyone else over the past few elections have they made the

02:04:16.840 city a better place no then maybe change something switch it up a little but no they'll put cuomo in 0.78

02:04:27.360 there i hope they don't and i love curtis and i hope some weirdness happens and and he gets in but

02:04:34.600 But, you know, you got a name, you're going to get elected.

02:04:38.760 That's just how it works.

02:04:40.300 It's a shame.

02:04:42.660 So New York taxpayers, by the way, that's me during that time when I was up there,

02:04:48.620 and it's you if you're listening in New York, are on the hook for $450,000.

02:04:55.740 Now, what is this for?

02:04:57.380 Roadwork?

02:04:57.920 That'd be nice.

02:04:58.620 Fix some potholes.

02:04:59.640 Maybe a bridge that was rotting away underneath, and before it collapsed,

02:05:03.920 they uh they fixed it uh-uh your 450 000 went to a settlement so uh mario uh mario look at me

02:05:18.260 i'm thinking of his dad andrew andrew cuomo could uh slip slip away slide from a sexual harassment

02:05:29.880 charge so we had this sexual harassment accuser with the state months ahead of the mayoral primary

02:05:38.780 this is this is happening now so a former state employee who accused andrew cuomo of sexually

02:05:46.300 harassment uh sexual harassment clinched a just about a half a million four hundred fifty thousand

02:05:52.720 settlement with taxpayers set to foot the massive bill as the former government the governor makes

02:06:00.160 a comeback bid for new york city mayor how does anyone vote for this guy your money you just paid

02:06:13.340 money to settle a sexual harassment suit against andrew cuomo and you're gonna just go yeah okay

02:06:26.100 he could screw around and sexually harass a woman and believe me this isn't the only accusation

02:06:35.380 and you're just gonna vote for him this should be well we're done i guess i guess he loses right 0.97

02:06:42.940 that's it but no charlotte bennett who served as an assistant to cuomo when he was governor

02:06:51.720 officially ended a long-running lawsuit friday against the empire state she is slated to receive

02:06:58.660 100 000 personally with another 350 000 earmarked for her lawyers and legal costs by the way

02:07:08.600 that's a whole nother thing and oh my god these lawyers man if there was ever a villain that

02:07:22.640 everyone hates it it's lawyers you get 450 000 in a settlement and i don't even care whatever

02:07:33.900 it's for and and the lawyers get 350 000 and you get 100 000 that's brutal that is brutal

02:07:46.860 the scandal plagued cuomo's uh various bids to clear his name have been costly for new yorkers

02:07:55.280 for us or you guys i i left but i had i had to foot some of the bill

02:08:00.240 as oh boy as of march taxpayers had shelled out nearly 60 million in legal costs to defend

02:08:10.620 against various scandals that embroiled the cuomo administration according to a report by the state

02:08:17.780 comptroller's office 60 million dollars

02:08:24.040 you does anyone even have to think in that voting booth to pull that lever for for andrew cuomo

02:08:36.620 the taxpayers shelled out 60 million in legal fees hey maybe you could shell out more when he's the

02:08:50.600 mayor maybe you could do some other things and you could take that tax money that might have

02:08:56.340 gone to transit or the police department to make it safer anything except cleaning up his

02:09:05.920 disgusting mess no all right vote for him have fun uh the tab to defend cuomo and the state

02:09:19.040 against uh barrett's claims ran upward of nine million dollars and a total of 14.3 million was

02:09:28.760 approved had she not settled i i hope you're hearing this people so the settlement is for

02:09:40.240 450 000 350 of which goes to the lawyers 100 goes to ms bennett but the case itself

02:09:52.540 And the money that the state had put away for this particular indiscretion from Mr. Cuomo, Governor Cuomo, was $14.3 million.

02:10:12.120 Oh, my God.

02:10:16.880 Wow.

02:10:18.820 Wow. 0.72

02:10:19.820 she filed suit against the state in march 23 uh alleging it failed to act to address her 0.54

02:10:27.680 complaint that cuomo subjected her to degrading sexual harassment on the job and accused her of

02:10:35.680 lying when she came forward with the accusations as part of the settlement bennett who worked as

02:10:42.840 a top assistant and health policy advisor to cuomo agreed not to seek future employment

02:10:49.260 in the state executive chamber they make all kinds of deals all they got to do is sign a

02:10:57.360 piece of paper they get a bunch of money and cuomo's running for mayor didn't am i am i

02:11:07.320 am i mistaken here or didn't stuff like this used to end political careers this was something that

02:11:16.220 i believe years ago if something happened you were done go be a pundit on on tv or

02:11:24.640 open a car dealership the settlement gives bennett a lump sum payout 40 grand for post

02:11:34.320 traumatic stress disorder look here's another thing you know your pal anthony here i don't buy

02:11:41.340 any of this nonsense uh what kind of ptsd is she getting she probably stood around and he

02:11:50.980 uh was a little touchy-feely maybe and then it's 40 grand post-traumatic and then

02:12:00.620 uh stress disorder and narcolepsy 35 000

02:12:06.720 and emotional distress wow and by the way all these numbers are pennies pennies compared to

02:12:18.460 like where did all the where did the 14.3 million dollars go and the 9 million they put away 14.3

02:12:26.180 okay but they used 9 million this girl got like 40 grand and then 35 grand for something else 1.00

02:12:36.120 all that money where did that go i bet those people that got that money

02:12:43.520 are giving it right back to cuomo for his mayoral run it's a kickback stop let's be real here

02:12:55.440 this is disgusting and you know like i said people will they will vote for him

02:13:05.020 they'll get in there and go 0.99

02:13:07.040 I've heard his name

02:13:09.220 wasn't he the governor

02:13:11.240 vote for Curtis

02:13:14.720 give it a try

02:13:16.720 I'm not even saying this because

02:13:19.220 of ABC or anything I'm like

02:13:20.880 why wouldn't you try something

02:13:23.120 different it's the Trump effect

02:13:24.880 you got Donald Trump

02:13:27.100 he came in

02:13:28.000 people were like

02:13:29.660 well he doesn't have political experience

02:13:32.960 he's not this he's not that

02:13:34.480 It's different than the criminals that we've had in office.

02:13:42.680 Maybe you could go in a subway and not be smashed over the head with a brick

02:13:49.240 if someone else is running the show.

02:13:55.060 Maybe.

02:13:56.060 I don't know.

02:14:00.940 Unbelievable.

02:14:02.060 Unbelievable.

02:14:03.400 Larry.

02:14:04.560 Larry from the Isle of Staten.

02:14:08.160 What is up, my friend?

02:14:09.380 You want to talk about the great Andrew Cuomo?

02:14:12.120 Larry, what's up?

02:14:13.940 Hey, Big Anthony.

02:14:15.220 Happy Easter to you and your family and all of us.

02:14:18.180 Thank you, my friend.

02:14:20.580 Let's just say one thing.

02:14:22.720 Let's start off with you stole my thunder regarding Curtis Lewa.

02:14:27.740 The man's a champion.

02:14:28.880 uh uh let's look let's retrospect back uh when david dinkins was the mayor and hold on hold on

02:14:39.060 larry do you talk about post-traumatic stress you bringing up david dinkins as mayor brought back i

02:14:47.800 i just got like uh uh agita i got agita david dinkins the washroom attendant there

02:14:58.940 Oh, anyway, yes.

02:15:00.620 Now, my point being is we severely needed a time of change,

02:15:07.300 and that change was Rudolph W. Giuliani.

02:15:10.480 Well, of course.

02:15:11.400 So you talk about it's time for a change.

02:15:15.620 Yes, it is. 0.99

02:15:16.740 This guy here is a monster. 0.98

02:15:20.040 All these people who lost their lives in nursing homes. 0.99

02:15:25.820 and then calling the ice a bunch of thugs.

02:15:31.220 What are these people in New York City thinking?

02:15:34.460 They'll vote him in.

02:15:36.040 I hate it.

02:15:37.200 I want Curtis.

02:15:38.780 I want him to win.

02:15:40.540 And they will vote for Cuomo.

02:15:44.140 I know it.

02:15:44.880 I hate that I know it.

02:15:46.520 But this is what they do. 0.98

02:15:48.220 They're like masochists, Larry.

02:15:50.380 They just want to go into that voting booth, 0.97

02:15:52.820 pull the handle, and be crapped on for another term

02:15:58.180 by one of the worst people that could possibly run the city?

02:16:05.340 Well, listen, Big Ant, we've got to see.

02:16:08.180 There's a massive change in the city.

02:16:11.140 We need a change right now.

02:16:13.660 And Curtis Slewa is that man.

02:16:16.020 I think so.

02:16:17.220 Everybody, raise your money.

02:16:19.420 Give them a dollar, $5, 50 cents.

02:16:22.820 Just support him. Word of mouth.

02:16:27.040 Whatever. Tell people, like, what are you voting for?

02:16:29.540 The same garbage that gets your head smashed with a lead pipe 1.00

02:16:33.460 or pushed in front of a subway train? 0.99

02:16:35.780 Is that the administration we want in there as mayor to continue? 0.85

02:16:40.900 We want people to be murdered and assaulted on the streets 0.96

02:16:45.680 and criminals being released back out onto the streets.

02:16:51.440 No, we don't.

02:16:52.440 But they'll do it.

02:16:53.820 I hate to say it, Larry.

02:16:55.240 Thank you, Larry.

02:16:56.120 Thank you for the phone call.

02:16:59.220 It's just terrible.

02:17:02.140 Lefty in Bayonne.

02:17:04.280 Lefty.

02:17:05.180 You can tell it's the New York, New Jersey segment of the program.

02:17:10.220 Lefty, what's up, my friend?

02:17:13.240 Anthony, long-time ONA listener, first-time caller.

02:17:17.520 Whack, whack.

02:17:20.080 The station you're on, I love it.

02:17:22.220 I listen to it all day, every day, for years.

02:17:24.760 Very happy to hear that, Harry.

02:17:27.000 Well, this station, every DJ stigmatizes medical cannabis.

02:17:32.600 I'm a medical patient here in New Jersey.

02:17:34.340 Oh, okay.

02:17:35.060 Give me the lowdown, brah.

02:17:39.140 Every DJ on this station stigmatizes the smell of it.

02:17:44.000 Now, how do you know that you're smelling?

02:17:46.100 You're not smelling a disabled vet smoking cannabis for PTSD or a cancer patient or someone with MS. 0.98

02:17:51.720 you got a lot of sick people in there in new york and here in new york in new york at least 0.65

02:17:57.480 you can grow your own weed here in new jersey we got the senate president the democratic

02:18:01.600 senate president scutari who's blocking home grow hearings we can't even have hearing can i can i

02:18:07.780 tell you all right first let me answer your first question how i don't know that it's a vet or

02:18:13.960 someone with a medical problem stuff i i don't think anyone's ever seen me take my my lipitor

02:18:20.640 or any of my other medications that I need to take at my age

02:18:25.240 for blood pressure or cholesterol,

02:18:27.240 I don't walk down the street and just pop them in my mouth and take a swig.

02:18:30.800 I do that at home to remedy my medical issues that I have.

02:18:37.100 I just can't take a medicine seriously if you smoke it

02:18:42.760 while you're walking around with families and children

02:18:45.600 as they're looking at the Empire State Building or the M&M store in Times Square.

02:18:50.640 well where are they supposed to go to smoke it because it's home do it at home for god's sake

02:18:58.740 do you and by the way do you just have to smoke all the time 24 hours a day a joint has to be in

02:19:06.100 your mouth it's like and how about gummies i've heard gummies are very good and you could get

02:19:11.780 those at dispensaries where you could get pot so like how about that you pop a gummy and then you

02:19:17.200 leave your house it just seems like a lot of people are smoking a lot of pot on the streets

02:19:22.280 and they they don't seem to be people doing it for medical issues i'm not a doctor i play one on

02:19:28.240 the radio but i just don't think they're doing it for medical reasons anthony you're gonna love

02:19:35.160 this we're having a pot party on tuesday at an old sex shop in avonel you know yeah if you know 0.62

02:19:42.340 the old sex shop and i tell you we cleaned it out there's stuff going on in there that i can't even 0.86

02:19:47.180 believes i'm finding things i don't even know what they are uh it's probably herpes or aids 0.54

02:19:53.800 i'm going in there with a black light i'm going to make a video with a black light

02:19:57.820 just to show what happened in there over the years light up like uh venus 0.76

02:20:02.680 tuesday earth day in avonel at the old sex shop come on down well you have fun lefty i appreciate 1.00

02:20:10.580 the call thank you my friend he goes lefty yeah i mean i i'm not gonna be like lefty you're an ass 0.99

02:20:18.380 but the people walking around reeking out manhattan 0.97

02:20:24.660 are not i don't think they're medical it's not like well let me oh my prescription let me go to

02:20:32.640 the store and get my prescription and now oh take uh as directed by physician uh twice daily

02:20:40.740 all right let me light up my that's not what's happening and new york city i don't know if a lot

02:20:48.760 of people know this it's a tourism city it's you walk around there are children and parents god

02:20:59.780 knows why they take them there they got to be a little titched in the head i know i see like

02:21:05.400 germans all the time germany people seem to want to i want to go to the times square and you're

02:21:13.060 like what do you what are you out of your mind don't take your kids there but they do and you 0.91

02:21:20.320 just see these people drug addicts pot by the way is the least of the worries you see them cut

02:21:28.420 they're shooting up constantly shooting heroin right there on the sidewalk as as little little

02:21:38.500 tots are walking by uh trying to see you know the uh uh i can't even think of a good new york 0.97

02:21:47.820 landscape i suck it's like baba gump shrimp it's like mama where is the baba gump shrimp 0.82

02:21:58.220 and they go oh oh no someone is sure things ahead of him i don't even know what country 0.99

02:22:05.100 my accent is supposed to be from but uh yeah what are you doing don't take your kids

02:22:12.340 and i'm sorry lefty this isn't a medical thing that isn't the weed we're smelling

02:22:18.000 that's not the weed we're smelling is from some medical problem oh my god jay

02:22:26.980 another new jersey and jay from the amazing city of newark new jersey jay how you doing tonight

02:22:35.160 what's going on buddy um first of all you're hanging in there uh well just on notes and

02:22:42.900 listen to his message you blocked me on twitter you gotta unblock me bud but here listen about

02:22:47.880 the weed here hold the whole situation with the weed yeah um go into uh chinese restaurant

02:22:53.800 want to enjoy your meal you take your eight-year-old son you and your wife want to have a

02:22:58.100 nice dinner out right sure um you have a couple come in you know they're probably from and when

02:23:05.260 you see them sit down they order their meal um as they're waiting for their meal they go back

02:23:10.940 out to their car smoke a giant blunt blow the whole place out with weed you can't even breathe

02:23:16.720 in this place you're just trying to enjoy a meal and they just want to get stoned just to eat their

02:23:21.920 they're they're you know they're they're ramen or whatever they're gonna do you know so they blow

02:23:27.000 the whole restaurant out just because it's all about them and nobody else yeah and it smells

02:23:32.700 like i smoke weed all the time and guess what i can go to the store guess what my wife drives all

02:23:37.800 the time because she doesn't like my driving and we go out to go shopping and she's the chauffeur

02:23:42.920 and i'll hit that weed the whole time i'm a little vape and nobody smells a thing dude you

02:23:47.840 And there's no arguments.

02:23:49.380 Everything's great.

02:23:51.020 All right. 1.00

02:23:51.860 You never fight with the old lady, you know? 0.96

02:23:53.880 I'm going to completely change the subject here. 0.99

02:23:59.240 Sure.

02:23:59.600 But it involves what you said.

02:24:01.860 I do the same thing.

02:24:03.260 I don't drive unless I have to drive somewhere myself.

02:24:06.840 My girl drives. 1.00

02:24:08.380 That's the way to roll. 1.00

02:24:09.180 But how many times, like pulling into a parking space,

02:24:14.500 do you go like,

02:24:14.980 you like make noises and they go what what are you saying why are you why are you mad at me

02:24:22.040 dude the invisible brake pedal is a great right it's frightening i swear to you yeah there are

02:24:29.500 times i'm like i'll see a yellow light and i'll be like you don't want to go stop because then

02:24:36.180 they yell so i'll just make a noise you don't want to say anything though because it's then

02:24:39.560 creating the argument all hell breaks loose yes all hell breaks loose i don't know i'm never gonna

02:24:46.020 hear the end of it and by the way this is only because there isn't a good car out these days

02:24:53.580 i would buy a good car i bought the mustang the years ago i bought the oh yeah i know yeah

02:24:59.040 dude i've been looking around for a car because i don't want i don't want my girl driving me around

02:25:06.260 I want to drive myself, but I don't want to drive the GMC around and stuff.

02:25:13.380 And I'm just like, yeah, drive, you drive, whatever.

02:25:15.980 And then I find myself, yeah, with the invisible brake pedal and stuff.

02:25:19.160 But I cannot find a good car.

02:25:21.820 There's nothing now that I see that I go, God, I want that.

02:25:25.660 Listen, well, here's the deal.

02:25:27.640 Listen, I was called before all this stuff went down.

02:25:30.860 I was called every name in the book by every liberal ever.

02:25:34.020 Gay?

02:25:34.640 Yep. 1.00

02:25:35.080 Oh, yeah.

02:25:35.780 Oh, yeah.

02:25:36.260 I was taking it all over my face, buddy.

02:25:39.260 All right.

02:25:40.520 Yeah.

02:25:41.120 So all this stuff happened.

02:25:42.580 Now, all of a sudden, what happened now?

02:25:44.760 Because my wife drives a Model Y, Tesla.

02:25:48.300 And guess what?

02:25:49.280 I don't have to do brakes on it.

02:25:50.920 I don't have to do oil changes.

02:25:53.600 You got to try one, man.

02:25:55.400 No, ain't going to happen.

02:25:56.800 I want internal combustion, vroom, vroom sounding motors.

02:26:02.300 Here's the screwy thing, dude.

02:26:03.480 That's my cars.

02:26:04.460 That's my cars. 1.00

02:26:05.120 The old lady drives the electric, okay?

02:26:07.240 If your buddies...

02:26:07.960 You know, I got to have my gas and my pops and bangs, you know, my turbos. 0.98

02:26:11.920 Jay, when your buddies find out that your girl drives you around, you catch some crap, right?

02:26:18.580 Actually, I don't because they don't want to drive either. 1.00

02:26:21.160 Well, they're probably gay, too, like you. 0.95

02:26:23.700 Okay, Jay, awesome call. 1.00

02:26:25.720 You get hammered up, man.

02:26:26.600 I appreciate it.

02:26:27.440 Go ahead.

02:26:27.780 You're the last call of the evening.

02:26:30.140 Thank you, my friend.

02:26:31.800 I think he was might have been a little naughty on the language.

02:26:35.580 I'm not sure.

02:26:37.280 I was trying to drown him out a little bit.

02:26:39.160 But.

02:26:40.580 Oh, my God.

02:26:41.620 All right.

02:26:41.920 Here we go.

02:26:42.580 I got to go to my shoes.

02:26:43.680 Yeah.

02:26:44.320 Curtis Lewa. 0.91

02:26:45.740 Vote for Curtis, you dummies. 0.97

02:26:47.380 What are you doing? 0.98

02:26:49.620 Anyway, got.

02:26:51.020 Thank you so much, everybody, for supporting me.

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02:27:33.500 everybody that supports us right here had a great time and we'll be back next sunday and i'm going

02:27:42.800 to try to get more of these comics from the opie and anthony show maybe opie should i get opie

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02:28:03.160 oh we got a minute left sorry we do right ear do we yeah i'm the worst oh i just got a new clock

02:28:14.740 so what do i know but uh yeah wouldn't that be interesting having opie on i had jimmy on last

02:28:21.940 week he was great but uh it in case you didn't know uh me and opie we don't get along very well

02:28:30.800 anymore it's a shame but uh i think it would be cool do you think let me know because i'd have

02:28:39.780 him on i i have no problem but i think he might have a problem but i have no problem and i think

02:28:45.280 it would be pretty cool to hear uh me and opster back on broadcast radio in new york city for the

02:28:54.360 first time how much of an argument would that be i think it'd be fun maybe we'll do it i don't know

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