The Anthony Cumia Show - January 16, 2026


Zohran’s Porcelain Pipe Dream ｜ 01-11-25


Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

130.88129

Word count

1,797

Sentence count

98

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

sentences flagged

Toxicity

16

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Hate speech

7

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Summary

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Zoran Memdani wants to put public bathrooms in New York City, but first he wants to fix the Golden Globes, and then he wants you to pay to use a public bathroom in your local coffee shop or restaurant.

Transcript

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00:01:00.080 Listen, all you New Yorkers.
00:01:02.380 You mean taxi?
00:01:04.000 Okay, then we're going on.
00:01:05.300 This is the 77 W.A.B.C.
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00:01:10.780 Anthony, call me a show.
00:01:12.420 And I was just
00:01:14.360 scrolling through X
00:01:16.020 and a lot of
00:01:18.140 Golden Globes, awards,
00:01:20.980 posts.
00:01:21.460 i i've talked enough about award shows but uh i reiterate they are the dinosaur of entertainment
00:01:32.160 on television and they are going the way of the 70s variety show just done no one cares 0.93
00:01:41.980 no one wants to watch these hollywood hypocrites and degenerates patting each other on the back 0.56
00:01:49.020 Handing each other these gaudy gold statues to remind everyone how wonderful, wonderful and fantastic they are. 0.99
00:02:00.440 And then they get up to the podium and just spew this vile leftist commie nonsense.
00:02:09.320 The Golden Globes indeed. 0.95
00:02:14.240 All right.
00:02:15.260 More importantly, bathrooms.
00:02:17.160 yes more important than the golden globes where the hell am i gonna drop one well in new york city
00:02:27.840 thank god for zoran memdani because uh you used to have to actually be a contributing member of 0.96
00:02:38.780 society to be able to use a bathroom by the way that isn't true you could be a degenerate piece 0.96
00:02:46.660 of crap uh and still use a bathroom but you might have to walk an extra block you might not be able 1.00
00:02:52.900 to go into any establishment and muck up their toilet with your your drug addict digestive system 0.99
00:03:02.580 uh but zoran memdani is going to fix all that for you all of it he wants to put public bathrooms 0.77
00:03:14.980 at various locations in new york city i don't know what these will look like
00:03:21.620 i can imagine what they'll smell like but uh he thinks new york city needs
00:03:29.260 bathrooms public bathrooms ah i i i let's listen let's listen to zora
00:03:39.480 It is a feeling that we all know too well.
00:03:42.680 A gurgle in the stomach.
00:03:44.400 The sun is out.
00:03:45.420 Maybe you're running an errand, spending a weekend afternoon with friends or just going for a walk.
00:03:50.020 And then suddenly you feel it.
00:03:52.900 You have to go to the bathroom.
00:03:54.820 In a city that has everything, the one thing that is often impossible to find is a public bathroom.
00:04:01.240 In the greatest city in the world, you should not have to spend $9 to buy a coffee just to be able to find a little relief.
00:04:10.420 Right.
00:04:10.620 And I've spoken about my desire to make our city more affordable so that dignity no longer feels so remote and inaccessible to New Yorkers.
00:04:19.280 I seek to improve our public infrastructure with a similar goal so that people can feel free to travel throughout and live within this city safely, joyfully, and without anxiety no matter how much money they earn.
00:04:29.820 And since I took office, we have already achieved significant progress in that purpose.
00:04:35.160 We fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bump that has been the cause of so many bicycle mishaps. 0.97
00:04:39.900 We pledged to complete the McGinnis Boulevard redesign in the complete fashion that was initially promised, improving the lives of countless Green Pointers.
00:04:49.200 And today we are making another great stride in the enduring work of improving our public realm.
00:04:55.180 I'm so proud to be here in West Harlem alongside Speaker Menon, Council Member Abreu, Assembly Member Jordan Wright, as we announce this new pilot program to majorly scale up the number of public restrooms in our city.
00:05:10.120 We are announcing the launch of a new program to expand access to public bathrooms across the five boroughs, committing $4 million to a request for proposals for high quality, modular public restrooms.
00:05:23.540 Right now, there are nearly 1,000 public restrooms in New York City.
00:05:28.240 That is one public bathroom for 8,500 residents. 0.66
00:05:32.800 Why aren't there more restrooms in our city?
00:05:34.860 Well, there is a lot of infrastructure underneath our feet. 0.92
00:05:37.860 And instead, toilets mean finding places to go.
00:05:41.340 Installing them means finding sewer lines and water hookups.
00:05:45.600 This pilot, however, will allow us to install public bathrooms even where we cannot drill into the bowels of the city.
00:05:51.820 We are also here today to celebrate more immediate public relief.
00:05:55.700 I stand here alongside Speaker Menon as we take the final steps to install an automatic public toilet right here on this very site.
00:06:05.980 Why don't you just open up Gracie Mansion? 1.00
00:06:09.860 Let people go in there.
00:06:12.700 Oh, modular.
00:06:14.000 I guess you could put them anywhere.
00:06:15.320 Is it just a portable portosan like they put on job sites?
00:06:22.620 Is that it?
00:06:23.500 Is it just a portable toilet?
00:06:26.260 I'm certain these things will cost millions upon millions of dollars.
00:06:34.440 And here's what you're going to get, New York.
00:06:37.920 uh these these modular uh shooting galleries where people could go in and shoot up drugs 1.00
00:06:47.720 and gay sex rooms you will have uh gay sex how is that what do they call gay sex you'll have gay 1.00
00:06:59.140 sex going on in these things and drugs i don't know many people in new york you know 1.00
00:07:07.780 Most people in New York have a place to go in order to go.
00:07:13.580 Most people that are in New York are there working on business,
00:07:17.960 so they have a workplace.
00:07:20.380 They're going to lunch or dinner.
00:07:23.160 They have a restaurant.
00:07:25.380 They're tourists, so they have a hotel.
00:07:29.040 And then if they're out of the hotel,
00:07:30.440 they're going somewhere that they're paying to get in.
00:07:34.440 So who are these bathrooms really for?
00:07:37.780 i'll tell you because i've seen who these bathrooms will be for and i will let you know
00:07:45.760 about a little place called penn station penn station pennsylvania station huntington huntington
00:07:55.000 all aboard penn station has public bathrooms and there was one time one time i needed to go really
00:08:05.400 bad and i figured i would i would use the public bathroom at penn station i walked in and um the
00:08:13.780 the smell was so overwhelming at first but look i'm a guy been around for a while i understand
00:08:20.820 men's room aren't going to be like uh opening a fresh bottle of high karate so uh the stalls
00:08:29.320 were lining one of the walls and underneath the doors of the stalls all you saw were were
00:08:37.700 bags like paper bags uh some kind of probably stolen carry bags luggage and they were all beat
00:08:50.860 up and then you'd see feet that looked like they were off of some alien or bigfoot or an elephant
00:08:58.600 and you just hear moaning or snoring,
00:09:05.180 the homeless use public bathrooms to sleep, to eat, to shoot drugs, smoke,
00:09:16.900 whatever they're doing.
00:09:18.580 That's who's using public bathrooms when they can't afford to go into an 0.98
00:09:24.140 establishment that has a bathroom in it.
00:09:29.560 Most people, if they have a couple of bucks, there are so many bars in New York.
00:09:39.940 You go in.
00:09:41.140 If you don't drink alcohol, you order a soda.
00:09:43.980 Hey, can I have a Coke?
00:09:45.340 And then they give it to you.
00:09:46.940 You go to the bathroom.
00:09:48.580 Then you come back.
00:09:49.440 You pay for your soda or beer, whatever it is.
00:09:52.680 And then, you know, you've utilized their bathroom.
00:09:55.940 You've paid the price.
00:09:58.600 And that's that most people, unless they are destitute, mentally ill, homeless, drug addicts, they could figure out where they need to go to the bathroom.
00:10:14.140 They have a place to go.
00:10:18.300 These are going to be disastrous.
00:10:21.060 and and the the another bad part of this is that Zoran Mamdani and his police department
00:10:29.160 are not going to allow the police to roust the homeless people and degenerates that are using
00:10:38.220 these bathrooms for things that are not not going to the bathroom so i don't know maybe i'm a
00:10:47.840 pessimist perhaps i'm not looking at this in an optimistic way a way that somebody that isn't
00:10:56.800 completely blackpilled would look at it i don't know but judging by the people that i see in new
00:11:04.320 york city when i come up there and walk around the only people using those bathrooms are going to be
00:11:11.380 nightmares do you remember a while back when starbucks they had a situation a situation
00:11:19.580 where uh some people were waiting to use the bathroom and they were kicked out and it was
00:11:27.140 made into a big race socioeconomic problem and starbucks said hey we are allowing anyone that
00:11:37.400 wants they don't have to buy anything they don't have to do they could sit at our tables as long
00:11:42.440 as they like and they could use our starbucks bathrooms well this isn't happening anymore
00:11:50.720 and it hasn't been happening for quite some time because no one announced when they finally said 0.73
00:11:56.560 enough because their bathrooms were being inundated with degenerate drug addicts
00:12:04.520 literally you know finger painting on the wall with well it wasn't finger paints doing drugs
00:12:14.220 sleeping in there the customers couldn't get in and use it the actual paying customers
00:12:19.980 because there's a homeless guy asleep and god forbid we call the cops on a poor
00:12:25.160 disadvantaged homeless person anyway another great great thing that zorn mandani is bringing 0.98
00:12:35.700 to new york city modular uh gay sex parlors and shooting galleries for drug addicts 0.99
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