The Ben Shapiro Show - October 21, 2016


Ep. 198 - Laughing Our Way To Doom


Episode Stats

Length

34 minutes

Words per Minute

176.62662

Word Count

6,126

Sentence Count

455

Misogynist Sentences

24

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

The Left's censorship of conservatives has now kicked into high gear. Google has placed at least 21 videos from Prager University, an educational non-profit designed to tell young people about conservative issues of interest, in restricted mode, preventing young people from seeing them. Meanwhile, Peter Thiel, a Silicon Valley investment guru who spoke at the Republican National Convention, has faced calls to oust him from the board of Facebook. The New York Times reported just yesterday, "The news last week that Mr. Thiel was giving $1.25 million to the Republicans' campaign is provoking outrage, and tech executives who work with the billionaire investors are being forced to explain why they plan to continue to do business with him." To his credit, Mark Zuckerberg, who is a hardcore Democrat, defended Thiel. The right has been using its market power to fight the left by turning off the TV with regard to the NFL. Conservatives can do this more broadly and more specifically by using harsh tactics. It's harsh, and nasty, but necessary in a world built by the left and rigged to the detriment of those who disagree. The Democrats are toast, and the only thing left can do is to make the pain of mutually assured destruction feel the full force of it. Ben Shapiro's take on the Left's assault on the Trump administration. Ben Shapiro is a writer, editor, and regular contributor to the Daily Wire. His articles can be found at The Daily Wire, and he is a regular contributor at The Weekly Standard. His work is widely syndicated in The Hill, The Financial Times, The Huffington Post, and The Globe and Mail, and is widely read by conservative critics everywhere. His latest book, The Daily Beast. His new book is out now. His newest novel is out in paperback, The Devil Next Door, which is out on Amazon, The Dark Side of the Internet, is out! Click here to buy a copy of The Devil's Playbook. If you're interested in investing in precious metals? Then you can get a free 16-page guide that tells you how you can protect your retirement account, 401k, savings account and savings account, and invest in a portfolio of precious metals like Bitcoin, Treasuries, silver, and precious metals, among other precious metals. You won't have to pay any taxes on your savings account. You'll get access to all the info you need to keep up to keep track of your account and access all of that! The world's best investment options, plus access to everything else!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 The left's censorship of conservatives has now kicked into high gear.
00:00:03.000 Google has placed at least 21 videos from Prager University, an educational non-profit designed to tell young people about conservative issues of interest, in restricted mode, preventing young people from seeing them.
00:00:13.000 Google admitted that they, quote, take into consideration what the intent of the video is, meaning they're happy to shut down anyone who presents political positions they just don't like.
00:00:22.000 Meanwhile,
00:00:23.000 Peter Thiel, a Silicon Valley investment guru who spoke at the RNC, has faced serious backlash.
00:00:28.000 Calls to oust him from the board of Facebook have grown over the past few weeks.
00:00:31.000 The New York Times reported just yesterday, quote, The news last week that Mr. Thiel was giving $1.25 million to the Republicans' campaign is provoking outrage, and tech executives who work with the billionaire investors are being forced to explain why they plan to continue to do business with him, unquote.
00:00:48.000 To his credit,
00:00:49.000 Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, who's a hardcore Democrat, defended Thiel.
00:00:51.000 He said, But that's what prominent leftists will say publicly.
00:01:05.000 I don't know.
00:01:21.000 We're good to go.
00:01:44.000 So that means the right has to fight back.
00:01:45.000 There are two ways you can do that.
00:01:46.000 First, you can give to organizations like PragerU, which is a really great place, that have been victimized by the left.
00:01:51.000 Second, turnabout is fair play.
00:01:53.000 Leftists must feel the pain of mutually assured destruction.
00:01:57.000 The second tactic is something Republicans are always loathed to do, since it's something with which we kind of disagree.
00:02:02.000 But if the left isn't made to understand that a polite society relies on a basic agreement between all of the parties,
00:02:08.000 Not to destroy one another based on political differences.
00:02:10.000 They'll continue to destroy the right while we continue to pay them to do so.
00:02:14.000 The right has been using its market power to fight the left by turning off the TV with regard to the NFL.
00:02:18.000 Conservatives can do this more broadly and more specifically.
00:02:21.000 It's harsh.
00:02:22.000 It's nasty.
00:02:23.000 It's necessary in a world built by the left and, yes, rigged to the detriment of those who disagree.
00:02:28.000 I'm Ben Shapiro.
00:02:29.000 This is The Ben Shapiro Show.
00:02:35.000 Okay, so we apologize for people who normally watch this on Facebook at the very beginning.
00:02:39.000 We apologize to the people who normally watch this live at Daily Wire.
00:02:42.000 We've had some technical difficulties.
00:02:44.000 The entire internet has apparently been taken down by Donald Trump's mythical 400-pound man living in a basement somewhere.
00:02:49.000 Twitter is down right now, Facebook is kind of down right now, and the internet is giving everybody all sorts of trouble.
00:02:55.000 But there's lots to talk about, so don't worry, we'll get to all of it.
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00:03:53.000 We begin today with the collapse of Obamacare.
00:03:57.000 So the Democrats, the craziness surrounding Trump-Clinton has overshadowed everything in the world.
00:04:02.000 But the Democrats are truly collapsing.
00:04:04.000 Obamacare is toast.
00:04:06.000 The premiums are rising dramatically.
00:04:08.000 They were always designed to do this.
00:04:09.000 Now the Democrats are panicking a little bit because they realize there's a backlash and Obamacare isn't popular.
00:04:15.000 But Obamacare was always designed to do this.
00:04:17.000 See, the regime of Obamacare was the idea that we were going to fine basically young, healthy people into buying insurance, and they'd pay really, really expensive insurance that they don't need in order to redistribute that insurance coverage to old people who are already sick and have pre-existing conditions.
00:04:32.000 That was the basic notion behind Obamacare, that young people who are earning an income were going to pay for older people and poorer people.
00:04:40.000 That was the idea.
00:04:41.000 And Medicaid was going to be expanded in the states.
00:04:43.000 The federal government would pick up a lot of the requirements at the beginning, but sooner or later the states would take over this expanded Medicaid burden so that poor people could join Medicaid for free, and that would count as Obamacare.
00:04:53.000 That was part of the routine.
00:04:56.000 Well, a lot of the states said, we're not expanding Medicaid, you can't force us to do that, and we're not going to do that, and you can all go stick it.
00:05:03.000 What that's meant is skyrocketing premiums for young people, skyrocketing premiums for a lot of people who want a better plan because their doctor's no longer covered under the new Obamacare plans.
00:05:12.000 It's meant that a lot of services are covered now that don't have to be.
00:05:15.000 Like, for example, I believe that under the new Obamacare rules, every person is eligible to receive a breast pump.
00:05:20.000 Which works great for my wife since she's nursing.
00:05:22.000 It doesn't work as well for me since I'm not.
00:05:24.000 But Obamacare is filled with these kind of stupidities.
00:05:27.000 The idea was that they were going to destroy the insurance industry where it stands.
00:05:32.000 So they get the insurance industry on board.
00:05:34.000 The insurance industry says Obamacare is wondrous.
00:05:36.000 It's great.
00:05:37.000 Look at all these new signups.
00:05:38.000 And then
00:05:39.000 They'd have to raise the rates because it turns out that you can't keep the rates low while you're paying for people with pre-existing conditions.
00:05:45.000 And then the next step would be, OK, we need a government option.
00:05:47.000 Well, now we're reaching the point where people on the left are saying, now we get to go to the inevitable next step.
00:05:52.000 It's government option time because obviously the insurance markets can't keep up with all these new requirements we've put on them because they're evil and greedy.
00:05:59.000 Not because the requirements are stupid, but because they're evil and greedy.
00:06:03.000 So now Obama's trying to make that case, and he accidentally makes the worst case for Obamacare in history.
00:06:09.000 When one of these companies comes out with a new smartphone and it has a few bugs, what do they do?
00:06:16.000 They fix it.
00:06:17.000 They upgrade it.
00:06:18.000 Unless it catches fire.
00:06:20.000 Then they pull it off the market.
00:06:28.000 But you don't go back to using a rotary phone.
00:06:33.000 He realizes halfway through that joke that he just made a big boo-boo.
00:06:36.000 That's why he pauses there.
00:06:38.000 What he's saying, he just compared Obamacare to the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, which has been exploding, literally melting down and bursting into flames.
00:06:45.000 It's been banned on airplanes.
00:06:48.000 He admits it.
00:06:48.000 He says when something bursts into flames, you have to recall it.
00:06:52.000 Right, like Obamacare.
00:06:54.000 What he's actually arguing for, however, is that we should all, instead of worrying about the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, we should stick it up to our face, burn off our skin, and then we should replace it with the Samsung Galaxy Note 8, government-sponsored edition.
00:07:07.000 Look, there's nothing worth defending in Obamacare.
00:07:08.000 It's a garbage plan.
00:07:09.000 It always was a garbage plan.
00:07:11.000 And now it's failing because Obama wanted it to fail, and he's embarrassed by it, so he's going to try and blame it on somebody else.
00:07:16.000 Hillary Clinton is having trouble, too.
00:07:18.000 Yesterday, she was at a press conference, or she was at some sort of event, and one of the reporters asked her about James O'Keefe and these allegations.
00:07:25.000 That people were in her employ, were attempting to create violence at Trump rallies, and were participating in voter fraud.
00:07:33.000 The guy standing behind her, by the way, is John Podesta, alpha male John Podesta.
00:07:38.000 Here's Hillary Clinton, dressed in Christian Bale's outfit from Equilibrium.
00:07:42.000 And here she's asked a tough question.
00:07:44.000 Here's what she does.
00:07:45.000 If they're found to have... You know, I know nothing about this.
00:07:48.000 I'm not, you know, I can't deal with every one of his conspiracy theories.
00:07:51.000 But I hope you all have something to eat and something to drink on the way back to New York!
00:07:56.000 Thank you!
00:08:01.000 And then Hillary tries to run off the plane while it's in the middle of a flight.
00:08:04.000 So, I mean, they're all running from this.
00:08:07.000 Now, to be fair, Trump is also running from questions.
00:08:10.000 He was asked yesterday by a reporter, not about specific allegations, but about the idea that he's a sexist and a racist, and here's how Trump treated it.
00:08:19.000 Oh, we don't have it?
00:08:20.000 Okay, fine.
00:08:20.000 So Trump ran from questions as well.
00:08:22.000 In any case, that was one from Twitter, I think, and Twitter's down.
00:08:24.000 So, ruining everything.
00:08:26.000 But in any case, Trump ran from some questions as well.
00:08:29.000 All this was prelude to the Al Smith dinner.
00:08:32.000 So, the Al Smith dinner is this routine they have in New York City every, I think they have it every year, I would assume, but every four years is when it gets publicized because the presidential nominees show up
00:08:41.000 We're good.
00:08:59.000 And demonstrating that there is a super elite in our country who hobnob with each other.
00:09:03.000 You sort of get the same feeling from the Al Smith dinner, but at least they were attempting to raise money for charity.
00:09:08.000 Normally at the Al Smith dinner, the idea is that the two candidates get up and they sort of softly rib each other while making self-deprecating jokes, right?
00:09:14.000 It's supposed to be kind of a, yes, we're getting near the election, but we're all Americans and we can all laugh at ourselves and isn't this fun, right?
00:09:21.000 It's sort of a respite from the normal political rigmarole.
00:09:25.000 And in past days, it's easier to have good feelings about people on the other side when you feel like you have something in common with them.
00:09:31.000 The reason that we watch comedies in theaters and you don't watch comedy movies alone is because when everybody is laughing, it creates a feeling of community.
00:09:38.000 It's very hard to do comedy in a place where there's no feeling of community.
00:09:42.000 Okay, so at the Al Smith dinner last night, after having destroyed the electoral cycle, and politics generally, and decency, and truth, and hope, Hillary and Trump turned to destroying comedy.
00:09:56.000 And then they take it out back and shoot it like Old Yeller.
00:09:58.000 So, Donald Trump starts off, and he starts off with some jokes that are sort of self-deprecating, nothing really strict.
00:10:06.000 And as you'll see, you know what, let's call it Good Trump, Bad Trump, because this is Good Trump, Bad Trump, if we've got the theme.
00:10:17.000 Oh yeah, everybody's excited about Good Trump, Bad Trump.
00:10:21.000 So, we begin with some Good Trump.
00:10:23.000 Yay!
00:10:24.000 Good Trump.
00:10:24.000 So Trump starts off, and this is what he's supposed to be good at, right?
00:10:27.000 I mean, the reason we nominated him is because we wanted someone who was entertaining and good in front of a camera.
00:10:31.000 And so now he gets to do a comedy routine.
00:10:33.000 Okay, great.
00:10:34.000 This should play to his strengths.
00:10:36.000 He starts off, and it starts off fine.
00:10:37.000 Here he is.
00:10:39.000 Here he is kind of making a self-deprecating joke.
00:10:41.000 We love it.
00:10:42.000 Governor Cuomo.
00:10:43.000 Our great senators.
00:10:45.000 Hi, Chuck.
00:10:46.000 He used to love me when I was a Democrat, you know.
00:10:56.000 And I don't know what Chuck Schumer is saying to him.
00:10:58.000 He just looks very angry about life.
00:11:00.000 But there's Trump making the joke about how he used to be a Democrat.
00:11:02.000 There are those of us who would joke that he still is.
00:11:04.000 But in any case, he continues to joke along these lines.
00:11:07.000 And it's fine.
00:11:08.000 It's fine.
00:11:09.000 Here he is talking about how the media and the politicians have turned on him.
00:11:13.000 The politicians.
00:11:15.000 They've had me to their homes.
00:11:18.000 They've introduced me to their children.
00:11:22.000 I've become their best friends in many instances.
00:11:26.000 They've asked for my endorsement, and they always wanted my money.
00:11:31.000 And even called me, really, a dear, dear friend.
00:11:34.000 But then, suddenly, decided when I ran for president, as a Republican, that I've always been
00:11:43.000 A no-good, rotten, disgusting scoundrel.
00:11:48.000 And they totally forgot about me.
00:11:51.000 But that's okay.
00:11:53.000 You know, they say when you do this kind of an event, you always start out with a self-deprecating joke.
00:12:03.000 Some people think this would be tough for me, but the truth is —
00:12:13.000 Okay, this is the part of the event that I hate, is when we all pretend to like each other.
00:12:16.000 But in any case, he does this routine, he says that, and you can see it's already getting awkward, right?
00:12:21.000 It's starting to get awkward because people know that there's a lot of truth to what he's saying.
00:12:24.000 They used to treat him nicely until he disagreed with them politically, and then they decided he was scum of the earth.
00:12:29.000 And he continues to tell some funny jokes, and then the worm turns.
00:12:33.000 There are a few more here that are sort of funny, self-deprecating, okay.
00:12:37.000 And we'll continue with the good Trump, because some of these are pretty decent zingers.
00:12:43.000 And even tonight, with all of the heated back and forth between my opponent and me at the debate last night, we have proven that we can actually be civil to each other.
00:13:00.000 In fact, just before taking the dais, Hillary accidentally bumped into me, and she very civilly said, pardon me.
00:13:27.000 And I very politely replied, let me talk to you about that after I get into office.
00:13:37.000 Okay, so he continues along these lines, and he rips into the media.
00:13:43.000 And again, all of this is fine and dandy.
00:13:48.000 The best joke that he told of the night was the one about Melania Trump, if we can go to that one.
00:13:52.000 So we'll skip one and go to the Melania Trump one.
00:13:54.000 Which one is the skip one?
00:13:57.000 Not with Hillary.
00:14:00.000 You know, the President told me to stop whining.
00:14:04.000 But I really have to say, the media is even more biased this year than ever before.
00:14:10.000 Ever.
00:14:13.000 You want the proof?
00:14:14.000 Michelle Obama gives a speech, and everyone loves it.
00:14:21.000 It's fantastic.
00:14:23.000 They think she's absolutely great.
00:14:26.000 My wife, Melania, gives the exact same speech.
00:14:34.000 And people get on her case.
00:14:39.000 Okay, so this is Trump being charming, right?
00:14:40.000 This is funny stuff.
00:14:41.000 Okay, and then it starts to go south.
00:14:44.000 And now we turn to bad Trump.
00:14:46.000 And what you'll see is, Trump, it is telling about how these candidates are as human beings.
00:14:51.000 Trump is a guy who plays to the crowd.
00:14:53.000 So when the crowd turns against him, you will see, he turns angry and vicious, and he begins to let the rage monster inside out.
00:15:01.000 And he starts tipping over tables and hitting people with wine glasses and such.
00:15:05.000 And it gets wild.
00:15:06.000 So here it is, he actually gets booed at this dinner.
00:15:09.000 And here's where it begins.
00:15:11.000 I'd like to address an important religious matter.
00:15:15.000 The issue of going to confession.
00:15:18.000 Or, as Hillary calls it, the 4th of July weekend with FBI Director Comey.
00:15:28.000 Now I'm told Hillary went to confession before tonight's event.
00:15:35.000 But the priest was having a hard time when he asked her about her sins, and she said she couldn't remember 39 times.
00:15:44.000 It's amused.
00:15:51.000 Hillary is so corrupt, she got kicked off the Watergate Commission.
00:16:02.000 And everybody starts booing and he just, and he loses it because now they're booing him and he didn't expect that.
00:16:08.000 But you can see even before that he's starting to get angry.
00:16:10.000 He's actually going into campaign mode.
00:16:12.000 So he actually, it gets worse.
00:16:15.000 Here Trump is talking about WikiLeaks.
00:16:16.000 These are not jokes anymore, folks.
00:16:18.000 This is just him yelling at Hillary Clinton in front of a crowd of people at a charity dinner.
00:16:23.000 Because that's what this election has become.
00:16:25.000 Watch the guy who is sitting directly to Trump's left, the kind of balding fellow.
00:16:31.000 I believe somewhere in here you see an epic face when Trump drops one of these jokes.
00:16:36.000 He kind of loses his mind.
00:16:37.000 We've learned so much from WikiLeaks.
00:16:40.000 For example, Hillary believes that it's vital to deceive the people by having one public policy.
00:16:51.000 And a totally different policy in private.
00:16:55.000 That's okay.
00:16:56.000 I don't know who they're angry at.
00:16:57.000 Hillary, you were right.
00:16:59.000 For example, here she is tonight, in public, pretending not to hate Catholics.
00:17:08.000 Okay, and the crowd loses their mind, right?
00:17:10.000 I mean, they go crazy.
00:17:12.000 And everybody, I mean, look at, this is a comedy routine.
00:17:14.000 Look at the faces in this crowd.
00:17:16.000 I mean, this is a morgue.
00:17:18.000 I mean, it's bad.
00:17:20.000 And then he, I love it that he pre-wrote the speech, obviously, you have to.
00:17:24.000 And the way he continues is pretty hysterical, because no one's laughing.
00:17:28.000 They're all booing him, and it's just, wow.
00:17:31.000 So here he is.
00:17:32.000 Now, if some of you haven't noticed, Hillary isn't laughing as much as the rest of us.
00:17:39.000 That's because she knows the jokes.
00:17:43.000 And all of the jokes were given to her in advance of the dinner by Donna Brazile, which is... Everyone knows, of course, Hillary's belief that it takes a village, which only makes sense, after all, in places like Haiti, where she's taken a number of them.
00:18:16.000 Thank you.
00:18:18.000 I don't know.
00:18:20.000 And I don't want this evening without saying something nice about my opponent.
00:18:24.000 Hillary's been in Washington a long time.
00:18:28.000 She knows a lot about how government works.
00:18:31.000 And according to her sworn testimony, Hillary has forgotten more things than most of us will ever, ever know.
00:18:40.000 That I can tell you.
00:18:42.000 Okay, and just stone faces all around.
00:18:44.000 Remember, these are supposed to be laugh lines.
00:18:46.000 They all look like they want to crawl into a hole and die.
00:18:50.000 So, Donald Trump turning the laughter into tears at the Al Smith dinner.
00:18:55.000 So, he does this, and now the crowd obviously wants to be on Hillary's side.
00:18:58.000 This is this election in a nutshell.
00:19:00.000 I mean, it's just what should have been laughter and joy turns to misery and ashes in the mouth.
00:19:04.000 Hillary's got all—the crowd's on her side now, right?
00:19:07.000 She's the victim.
00:19:08.000 She's the victim.
00:19:09.000 This is such a special event that I took a break from my rigorous nap schedule to be here.
00:19:35.000 And as you've already heard, it's a treat for all of you, too, because usually I charge a lot for speeches like this.
00:19:45.000 OK, so first of all, all you're going to get are polite titters from the audience because Hillary Clinton delivering jokes.
00:19:50.000 I mean, this is like Hal 2000 delivering jokes right before he drops Dave out of an airlock.
00:19:55.000 I mean, it's really quite awful.
00:19:58.000 But her jokes are a lot friendlier than Trump's at the beginning, and then she ratchets them up.
00:20:01.000 So we'll play a few more of the friendly jokes, to be fair to Hillary Clinton, which is something that I don't know why we bother to do, but we do.
00:20:07.000 And here she is kind of telling her more cutesy jokes.
00:20:11.000 Now, I've got to say, there are a lot of friendly faces here in this room, people that I've been privileged to know and to work with.
00:20:19.000 I just want to put you all in a basket of adorables.
00:20:24.000 And you look so good in your tuxes, or as I refer to them, formal pantsuits.
00:20:31.000 OK, weak material.
00:20:33.000 But don't worry, it gets better.
00:20:34.000 So she did a better job in her speech than he did of mixing it up.
00:20:38.000 So Trump's first half of his routine here was all Trump just telling self-deprecating jokes.
00:20:43.000 And the second half of the routine was, I'm going to take Hillary Clinton out into the woods somewhere and hit her with the blunt side of the axe.
00:20:50.000 And then Hillary's was like, OK, I'm going to shiv you, and then I'm going to pat you on the back.
00:20:54.000 And I'm going to shiv you, and then I'm going to pat you on the back.
00:20:55.000 So there's sort of a more back and forth to her speech.
00:21:00.000 She, uh, here's where she finally goes on attack against Donald Trump.
00:21:04.000 And, you know, because this is a friendly dinner for such a great cause, Donald, if at any time you don't like what I'm saying, feel free to stand up and shout wrong while I'm talking.
00:21:16.000 You know, come to think of it, it's amazing I'm up here after Donald.
00:21:24.000 I didn't think he'd be okay with a peaceful transition of power.
00:21:29.000 And that gets a big laugh because of course Trump has been making a big deal out of the rigged and the rigged and the rigged.
00:21:34.000 And she makes another joke about that and then she gets to a Statue of Liberty joke.
00:21:37.000 So skip one and she gets to the Statue of Liberty joke.
00:21:39.000 People look at the Statue of Liberty.
00:21:41.000 People look at the Statue of Liberty and they see a proud symbol of our history as a nation of immigrants, a beacon of hope for people around the world.
00:21:54.000 Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and sees a four.
00:22:03.000 Maybe a five if she loses the torch and tablet and changes her hair.
00:22:09.000 And you have the woman in the background explaining to Baldy over here what that meant.
00:22:13.000 What that joke meant.
00:22:14.000 But it's a good joke, actually.
00:22:16.000 The idea of Donald Trump raiding the sexuality of the Statue of Liberty.
00:22:20.000 And she went after Trump a lot harder.
00:22:22.000 She started talking about the teleprompter and she really hit him hard for his warmth toward Vladimir Putin.
00:22:29.000 Now, you notice there is no teleprompter here tonight, which is probably smart because maybe you saw Donald dismantle his prompter the other day.
00:22:38.000 And I get that.
00:22:40.000 They're hard to keep up with, and I'm sure it's even harder when you're translating from the original Russian.
00:22:49.000 And then she goes brutal on Rudy Giuliani.
00:22:51.000 So now she's moving into Trump territory, right?
00:22:53.000 Now she just gets more and more and more brutal.
00:22:55.000 Here is her going after Rudy Giuliani.
00:22:57.000 Giuliani's just sitting there going, what did I do?
00:22:59.000 And she's clocking him with the, I mean, it's like she broke a champagne glass and now is lunging at his face with it.
00:23:06.000 And look out at the dais.
00:23:08.000 We've got the Honorable Chuck Schumer, the Honorable Andrew Cuomo, the Honorable Mike Bloomberg, the Honorable Bill de Blasio, the Honorable David Dinkins, and so many other
00:23:19.000 Wonderful elected officials.
00:23:21.000 And we have Rudy Giuliani.
00:23:24.000 Now, many don't know this, but Rudy actually got his start as a prosecutor, going after wealthy New Yorkers who avoided paying taxes.
00:23:37.000 But as the saying goes, if you can't beat him, go on Fox News and call him a genius.
00:23:43.000 Okay, I mean, this is vicious stuff, and it gets even more vicious.
00:23:46.000 She really goes hard after Donald Trump, and the reason I'm taking time with this, folks, is because, number one, it's revealing about how our political discourse has just become utterly untenable.
00:23:55.000 I mean, there's nothing funny about a lot of this.
00:23:58.000 It's just turned into insult comic roasts that are bad.
00:24:01.000 I mean, this is...
00:24:04.000 Honestly, it's the end of casino, what they're doing to comedy right here.
00:24:07.000 And they're hitting it with a shovel and burying it in a shallow grave in the middle of Iowa.
00:24:11.000 But more than that, wait until you see how the media responds to all of this.
00:24:16.000 So Hillary Clinton, let's go to clip 20, because this is where she really starts going after Trump hard.
00:24:21.000 Now Republicans in particular seem frustrated with their nominee.
00:24:26.000 Paul Ryan told the Republican members of the House, you don't have to support the top of the ticket.
00:24:31.000 Don't worry about anyone besides yourself.
00:24:34.000 Just do what's in your own best interests.
00:24:36.000 So I guess Donald really has unified his party around his core philosophy.
00:24:42.000 And I don't understand their unhappiness.
00:24:45.000 They say Donald doesn't have any policies.
00:24:48.000 He has no policies.
00:24:49.000 I keep hearing that.
00:24:50.000 I'd actually like to defend him on this.
00:24:53.000 Donald has issues.
00:24:55.000 Serious issues.
00:24:58.000 Really, really serious issues.
00:25:01.000 I mean, this is brutality, and then she pushes again on Putin, and here she goes.
00:25:09.000 But Donald really is as healthy as a horse.
00:25:12.000 You know, the one Vladimir Putin rides around on.
00:25:17.000 That's a brutal joke.
00:25:18.000 So, here's the reaction from the media.
00:25:20.000 Okay, so what you saw here is that Trump went after Hillary, and it got very ugly, and you see Hillary goes after Trump in much the same way, and here's the way the media responds.
00:25:28.000 So, CNN panel, as you can imagine, not
00:25:31.000 Particularly happy with Donald Trump.
00:25:52.000 These two, I agree with everything that has been said before me, that Hillary Clinton was more in the spirit of the event, beat up herself a little bit first, in a funny way, and it gave her a license, but let's be honest, if we went back and compared this to the last few cycles, these two don't like each other.
00:26:07.000 And at the beginning of Donald Trump's speech, he didn't even acknowledge that Hillary Clinton was there.
00:26:14.000 Yeah, the other part of this that I think distinguishes the two is that at the end, she had this statement that was about unity and about respect.
00:26:23.000 And linking it back to Al Smith.
00:26:24.000 And linking it back to Al Smith.
00:26:25.000 That's much more... You watch the clips, folks.
00:26:27.000 It's the same.
00:26:28.000 I mean, it's the same thing.
00:26:29.000 Trump is a little more brutal than she was.
00:26:32.000 His comedy writers obviously aren't as good.
00:26:34.000 Steve Bannon's not a very funny guy, so him writing comedy for Trump is not strong.
00:26:38.000 But this is the way the media plays everything.
00:26:41.000 Trump is right to complain about the media coverage because it's asinine.
00:26:44.000 There's a member of the Smith family, so this is the Al Smith dinner, and a member of the Smith family says, ah, Trump went too far.
00:26:49.000 Not Hillary, Trump went too far.
00:26:51.000 Donald had some very solid minutes early on, and eventually he crossed the line and took it a little too far.
00:26:59.000 Hillary, you know, on the other hand, was able to laugh at herself and at the same time not underplay any of the serious things that Donald Trump has said or done.
00:27:14.000 OK, so, again, they're all going to make the case that Trump is some sort of outlier here, that Hillary's glorious.
00:27:20.000 They're two sides of the same coin, and that's really what we saw last night.
00:27:23.000 OK, it's going to be a little bit of a short show because of the technical difficulties today, but let's do some things I like, and then some things I hate, and then a little bit of mailbag.
00:27:29.000 So, things I like.
00:27:31.000 I was trying to think of comic books that I like.
00:27:34.000 I read a fair number of graphic novels and comic books, and I haven't recommended a lot of them.
00:27:39.000 The best one that I think
00:27:41.000 has ever been put out is The Long Halloween, written by Jeff Loeb and Tim Sale.
00:27:47.000 Jeff Loeb is the creative director on Daredevil.
00:27:51.000 The Long Halloween is the best Batman comic.
00:27:53.000 It doesn't, you know, kind of stray into the magical territory that a lot of Batman comics tend to do with the aliens and the superpowers and this kind of stuff.
00:28:01.000 It's much more about Batman as the detective.
00:28:03.000 It's great.
00:28:04.000 The sequel is also great.
00:28:05.000 Dark Victory, both really, really good.
00:28:07.000 Check it out.
00:28:08.000 It's really a lot of fun.
00:28:10.000 The long Halloween Batman graphic novel.
00:28:14.000 Okay, let's do at least one thing I hate.
00:28:21.000 So, today's thing I hate, since we have to cut it short, I had so many things I hated today, but unfortunately, it starts with the technical problems on the show.
00:28:27.000 That I hate the most.
00:28:28.000 But the thing I hate the second most is Laura Ingraham, who's just gone completely off the rails.
00:28:32.000 I mean, Laura is an intelligent woman, but she has just made a fool of herself in this election cycle.
00:28:38.000 And she's now desperate to blame everybody but herself for Donald Trump's impending electoral doom.
00:28:44.000 So who's she going to blame?
00:28:44.000 She's going to blame the Republicans who say that they're not going to vote for Donald Trump because they find him to be unpalatable.
00:28:49.000 And for all these never-Trumpers out there, they need to get off their keister, if you will,
00:29:11.000 Just stand up and recognize there is a clear choice here, sir.
00:29:15.000 Just say it.
00:29:16.000 Say the word.
00:29:17.000 Come on.
00:29:18.000 Get off there.
00:29:19.000 Stop being a bunch of crybabies.
00:29:21.000 Keister, come on.
00:29:22.000 Governor, you're aging yourself now.
00:29:24.000 Governor, they're standing with the woman who stood up there today and said, I'm 100% for Roe vs. Wade and partial birth abortion.
00:29:31.000 That's what Never Trump stands for, I guess.
00:29:33.000 Roe vs. Wade and partial birth abortion.
00:29:35.000 Okay, this is sickening.
00:29:36.000 This is sickening.
00:29:38.000 It's sickening particularly because there's only one candidate in the 17 who was ever for partial birth abortion.
00:29:43.000 The one that she was pushing.
00:29:45.000 There's only one candidate among the 17 in the primaries who she was pushing, who said that they liked Planned Parenthood.
00:29:50.000 There's only one candidate among those 17 who
00:29:53.000 Okay, this is stupidity.
00:29:54.000 You nominated a bad candidate.
00:29:55.000 Me pointing out that he's a bad candidate is not what's going to make him lose.
00:29:58.000 Him being a bad candidate is what's going to make him lose.
00:30:00.000 Okay, consider what I do color commentary, because it basically is right.
00:30:19.000 Okay, if I point out that the Cubs beat the Dodgers last night, I didn't make the Cubs beat the Dodgers last night.
00:30:24.000 I pointed out a fact.
00:30:25.000 The Cubs beat the Dodgers last night to my everlasting regret and shame since I'm a White Sox fan.
00:30:29.000 Okay, but this idea that never Trump is to blame because these people, the three on this screen, helped push Trump to victory in the primaries and then he imploded during the general election and we said we're not part of this because he doesn't meet our basic moral criteria is asinine.
00:30:42.000 By the way, every election,
00:30:44.000 Pits a couple of people.
00:30:45.000 Every election between two Democrats.
00:30:46.000 We get these in California all the time.
00:30:48.000 Pits two people who have differences on the issues.
00:30:51.000 That does not mean that I am obligated to vote in every election, nor does it mean that I embrace the agenda of the person who wins.
00:30:59.000 If I wanted to vote for Hillary Clinton, I'd vote for Hillary Clinton.
00:31:01.000 I'm not.
00:31:02.000 And one of the reasons I would never vote for Hillary Clinton is specifically because of her stance on abortion.
00:31:06.000 If we're going to talk about abortion politics, let's be real about something.
00:31:10.000 Donald Trump was never and is never going to appoint justices who overturn Roe v. Wade.
00:31:15.000 Donald Trump is not and never was going to fight very hard against Planned Parenthood since he's not made that a priority and said so in the primaries.
00:31:21.000 Donald Trump's pro-life position is extraordinarily weak.
00:31:24.000 Beyond that, the fact is that
00:31:26.000 Right now, abortion law is relatively set because Congress is in the hands of Republicans.
00:31:31.000 Hopefully it stays in the hands of Republicans.
00:31:33.000 But the idea that Donald Trump was the great God-King-Savior when it came to abortion is ridiculous.
00:31:37.000 And the people who foisted the pro-choice-until-five-seconds-ago Trump on us in the primaries and then insist that we jump on the bandwagon or we're on the side of abortion.
00:31:46.000 I mean, it's really, it's really gross.
00:31:48.000 It's really gross.
00:31:49.000 You don't get to play this game where you stick us with a turd sandwich and then you suggest that if we don't take a bite, it's our fault if the turd sandwich doesn't become president.
00:31:58.000 Maybe you shouldn't have cooked it, Laura.
00:32:00.000 This is your fault.
00:32:02.000 And, you know, I don't blame people for voting Trump to stop Hillary.
00:32:06.000 I don't blame people at all for doing that.
00:32:08.000 I consider whether I ought to do that every morning and every evening.
00:32:10.000 I mean, I spend a lot of my day trying to decide what I'm going to do in this election.
00:32:15.000 And I'm somebody who's, you know, considered never Trump because I say that I'm not going to vote for Trump.
00:32:19.000 You know, every day I have to consider whether that's right, true, and good.
00:32:22.000 And I think the good people have to consider that about their vote for Trump.
00:32:26.000 But to say that it's just as simple as, you know, putting a—going out there and openly siding with a guy who is smearing the conservative brand for every growing demographic in America, simply to lose by 10.
00:32:40.000 And if you don't do that, then you must be in favor of killing babies on the day that they're supposed to be born.
00:32:45.000 It's just, it's pathetic, and it's not true, and it's an insult to morality, and Laura Ingraham knows better, but since she's a demagogue, she really doesn't give a crap.
00:32:52.000 Okay.
00:32:53.000 Time for a couple of mailbag entries.
00:32:55.000 Kevin, we were doing a little mailbag extra because we had to cut it short yesterday, and Kevin writes, Hey Ben, not a stoner or a pothead, but out of curiosity, what's your take on marijuana legalization?
00:33:04.000 I'm in favor of marijuana legalization.
00:33:06.000 I have been in favor of marijuana legalization for a long time.
00:33:08.000 That's not because I'm in favor of marijuana use.
00:33:11.000 I think people who smoke marijuana are generally annoying.
00:33:14.000 I went to school with a lot of them when I was in college, when I was in high school, and I find them really annoying.
00:33:19.000 If it were up to me and I were a fascist dictator, then I would make it illegal.
00:33:22.000 But I'm not a fascist dictator.
00:33:23.000 So long as you're not harming anyone else, I don't really see the issue.
00:33:27.000 People drink.
00:33:28.000 People smoke marijuana.
00:33:29.000 We already have laws against you driving while being drunk.
00:33:31.000 We already have laws against you mistreating other people.
00:33:33.000 And it seems to me that the federal government and state governments suck royally when it comes to policing generally.
00:33:40.000 And so the idea that they're going to do a good job when it comes to policing marijuana, I just don't see the evidence of that.
00:33:44.000 When I was in junior high, it was much easier for a 7th grader to get pot than to get a can of beer.
00:33:49.000 Maybe if you regularize it and make it part of the taxable system and make people show ID to get it, you'll actually have a better shot of preventing children from getting it.
00:33:56.000 Adam writes, Dear Ben, if Ken Bone and Harambe were each running for president, who would you vote for?
00:34:00.000 Clearly Harambe.
00:34:01.000 Ken Bone has all sorts of oppo that's been dumped on Ken Bone, which I feel bad about.
00:34:06.000 But, you know, you make your own bed and you lie on it if you're Ken Bone running for President of the United States.
00:34:10.000 Unfortunately, unfortunately, we have to cut it short because of technical inconvenience today.
00:34:16.000 But don't worry, we'll be back next week.
00:34:17.000 We won't be back Monday or Tuesday because it's more Jewing.
00:34:20.000 It's Jewish holiday Monday and Tuesday.
00:34:23.000 But after that,
00:34:24.000 Then we will definitely be back on Wednesday, Thursday.
00:34:28.000 We may have a Friday show, and I think we do next week.
00:34:31.000 We'll find out.
00:34:32.000 But in any case, there will be plenty more of The Ben Shapiro Show.
00:34:34.000 Try not to ruin everything in the next five days.
00:34:36.000 Actually, you know what?
00:34:37.000 Who cares?
00:34:37.000 You already ruined everything.
00:34:38.000 Party in the ruins.
00:34:39.000 Enjoy it.
00:34:40.000 I'm Ben Shapiro.
00:34:40.000 This is The Ben Shapiro Show.