Sarah Palin endorsed Donald Trump on Tuesday. It was a big deal. She had been a Tea Party conservative icon, and now she s endorsing the man who is the least conservative of the two presidential candidates: Donald Trump. How does this happen? Is it a good or bad thing? And what does it mean for the future of the Republican Party and the country as a whole? Ben Shapiro explains why it s a good thing that Palin endorsed Trump, and why it should not have been a bad thing at all. Plus, he explains why Trump s continued rise in the polls means there s no question that he s not a conservative, and that he's not even close to being a conservative at all, even though he's the most conservative presidential candidate on the ballot right now. And why it's time for the establishment to get on board with Trump and join forces with him in order to make him the next president of the United States. Ben Shapiro: It's time to stop fighting the good fight against the establishment, and start fighting the bad fight against it. You ve reached the point where the establishment has basically turned Donald Trump into a charred briquette, and it s time to turn your principles into your actual principles. If you ve got them, you re not fighting the right guy, but you re fighting the wrong guy. And if you don t have them, then you re a charlatan. It s not fighting for the right, you're fighting the "wrong guy." - Ben Shapiro - The final thro throes of the bubonic plague, the final throe of its death agony and the end of its final throes The last throes. - Epilogue to the plague Today's episode of The Ben Shapiro Show, featuring: - "Death Gagling Plague" - "The Last Days of the Bubonic Plague" - "Bubonic Plague." - "I'm Dying, I'm Dying!" - "It's the Final throes Of The Death of the Bubbleonic Plague?" - "Dysphoria" - by John McCain - "Bubbonic Plague"? - "You're Not a Bad Guy?" - -- by Ben Shapiro - "No One's Better Than Me?" - by Robert Downey Jr. -- "I'll Tell You What I'm Gonna Do It?" -- by John Rocha - "Why I'm Not Sorry"
00:00:02.000I'm suffering through the last stages of the bubonic plague, and the United States is suffering through the last throes of its death agony.
00:00:23.000Yesterday was a very tiring day because yesterday, of course, was the day on which Sarah Palin announced her support for Donald Trump.
00:00:29.000And it was very disappointing to people for a wide variety of reasons.
00:00:33.000The top reason I think it was disappointing to people is because
00:00:36.000Sarah Palin had been seen as a Tea Party conservative icon, and there she is endorsing, of the two candidates who are basically left, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump.
00:00:44.000There is no question, as we went through on yesterday's show, there is no question that Donald Trump is the least conservative of those two candidates.
00:02:02.000Okay, well, we like Donald Trump now, because the establishment hates Donald Trump, and he hates the establishment.
00:02:08.000So they sort of let their anti-establishment feelings overrun their conservative principles.
00:02:13.000Then, what's happened in the last couple of weeks is that Trump has broken with Ted Cruz.
00:02:17.000And this is where you would imagine the conservative base would say, okay, well, you know, there's anti-establishment, like Trump, and then there is actual anti-establishment, as in, I want to completely change the face of the Republican Party and remake it in a conservative mold.
00:02:32.000There's a wide, wide difference between being anti-establishment, between hitting the right people, and having the right principles.
00:02:40.000There are lots of people all over planet Earth who hit the right people, but have the wrong principles.
00:02:44.000During World War II, Stalin was hitting Hitler.
00:02:49.000He just happened to be an alliance of convenience for the United States.
00:02:52.000And as Winston Churchill, who hated the Russians, hated the Soviets, said, you know, this is just something we have to do in order to take out the worst guy.
00:03:00.000So conservatives formed a de facto alliance with Donald Trump.
00:03:03.000But that didn't mean Trump was conservative.
00:03:05.000And now, Trump is attacking Ted Cruz from the left.
00:03:08.000It's clear he's not conservative, Trump.
00:03:11.000Yesterday, he was smacking Ted Cruz over failing to support ethanol subsidies.
00:03:16.000He's been smacking Ted Cruz for not working with the people in the Senate better.
00:03:19.000You know, all the establishment people in the Senate who he supposedly hates.
00:03:23.000And so Trump is doing all of this stuff, and conservatives, now is the time to break with Trump and say, okay, you took us this far, you fought the good fight against the establishment, but now it turns out that you're not Winston Churchill fighting Hitler, you're more like Stalin fighting Hitler, meaning you have the wrong principles, but you're fighting the right guy.
00:03:39.000But now we've reached the point where the establishment has basically been turned into a charred briquette, so let's move on to what are your actual principles.
00:03:47.000Instead, what Sarah Palin's endorsement did is it sort of
00:04:19.000So the fact is that we are looking at a Donald Trump runaway.
00:04:24.000One of the things that's happening here...
00:04:26.000And it's kind of sad, is the cult of personality has now taken over the Republican Party.
00:04:31.000Now, to understand what I mean by the cult of personality, I don't just mean that we worship personalities we find appealing.
00:04:37.000This has been true throughout human history.
00:04:39.000What I'm talking about is we stop vetting people because they are famous.
00:04:44.000Fame is sort of its own vetting process.
00:04:46.000And you hear this from Hillary Clinton, actually, a lot.
00:04:48.000She says things like, of course I've been vetted.
00:04:50.000I've been in the public eye for 30 years.
00:04:53.000Well, that doesn't mean that you've been vetted, it just means you've been in the public eye for 30 years.
00:04:57.000Fame, you know, Henry Kissinger once said that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
00:05:02.000The truth is that fame is the ultimate, kind of, it's the, fame is the ultimate roofie, it makes people forget things, right?
00:05:09.000Fame makes people forget about what you're doing, because the way that the brain works, the way we as human beings work, the brain is inherently lazy.
00:05:17.000And what we do is we take people's word for it.
00:05:20.000So, when you go to a restaurant, what do you do?
00:05:22.000Before you go to a restaurant, you've never been to the restaurant, what do you do?
00:05:25.000You check the Yelp reviews and you see, did people like this restaurant, or did they say that it was just garbage?
00:05:30.000Right, when you go to Amazon to buy a book, when you buy my book, the first thing you do is you look at the reviews.
00:05:34.000When you're at the bookstore, you look at the blurbs on the back.
00:05:37.000The reason that movies, when they put the movie trailers up on the networks, the reason that they'll say five stars, and then in tiny little letters who it's from,
00:06:40.000The problem is, the human brain is susceptible to this shortcut in ways that are really stupid.
00:06:44.000So, they've done social experiments, for example, where
00:06:48.000They'll get one guy standing on a street corner looking up into the air like he's looking at something.
00:06:53.000Most of the time, people will ignore him, right?
00:06:54.000Because they figure, okay, he's a crazy guy looking up in the air.
00:06:57.000If you get five to ten people standing on a street corner anywhere in America, just looking up into the air randomly, people who are walking around them will stop and look up, right?
00:07:06.000Because why would five to ten people be looking up in the air if there were nothing to look at?
00:09:33.000We're not going to get involved in all of this.
00:09:35.000You know, let's keep the government out of your business.
00:09:38.000And yesterday she took that and she used that on behalf of Donald Trump.
00:09:42.000And so here was Sarah Palin yesterday standing next to Donald Trump in what had to be one of the worst endorsement speeches in the history of the Republic.
00:09:50.000I mean, I have to say this is probably the worst.
00:09:52.000I've never seen one that's worse than this.
00:09:53.000This was, on any objective level, this was, it's an oral jackhammer.
00:11:28.000Okay, so, aside from coining a new pickle company, The Art of the Dill, Sarah Palin talking there about, you know, Trump won't pussyfoot around, what she's bringing to Trump here is she's saying that he's blue-collar, and she actually said that in the speech.
00:11:56.000In what sense has Donald Trump spent his life with the working man?
00:11:59.000Hey, Donald Trump, he didn't make himself from nothing.
00:12:01.000His dad was worth, I think, $400 million.
00:12:04.000So the idea that Donald Trump spent his life with the working man, if by spent his life with the working man, you mean he used government to pry land from the hands of working people to hand over to him under eminent domain, then sure.
00:12:16.000But Donald Trump is no blue-collar guy, but Sarah Palin has a blue-collar feel, so the fact that she's lending this sort of blue-collar, down-home, grizzly-mama feel to Trump is a big win for Trump, even though I think this routine is tired, I think that it's old, I think that Palin... I feel bad saying this, because I actually like Sarah Palin, or at least I used to, and I think that Sarah Palin...
00:13:02.000And same thing has happened to Jack Nicholson and it's happened to Robert De Niro.
00:13:07.000Great actors at a certain point, and Nicholson was never a great actor, but great actors at a certain point, they tend to get lazy and then they just play themselves in every part till the end of time.
00:13:17.000Sarah Palin had the ability after 2008 to really do something special, and she didn't.
00:13:32.000And so she lends him the grizzly mama feel.
00:13:34.000I think, I gotta be honest, I think that a lot of people who are grizzly mama types even are starting to find this whole routine slightly grating, slightly irritating.
00:13:43.000She continued by saying that Donald Trump attacks political correctness head on.
00:13:49.000Well, he being the only one who's been willing, he's got the guts, to wear the issues that need to be spoken about and debated on his sleeve, where the rest of some of these establishment candidates, they just wanted to duck and hide.
00:14:04.000They didn't want to talk about these issues until he brought them up.
00:15:09.000Trump is just standing there looking kind of embarrassed, honestly.
00:15:11.000I mean, you look at Trump and he's standing next to her, and she's just going on like this.
00:15:15.000And again, any hint of policy here, any hint of why he's the best conservative in the field, again, she was supposed to be a conservative spokesperson, and instead she's kind of dropping a lot of language about him that people like, but wearing political correctness like a suicide vest, I mean, these are just deliberately inflammatory lines for no particular purpose.
00:15:36.000But again, aside from wearing the paperclip jacket, which is, I have to say, there's no way not to comment on this jacket.
00:15:43.000I'm not sure what she was wearing yesterday.
00:15:45.000I'm also not sure how she got through a metal detector to actually get to Iowa, Sarah Palin.
00:15:49.000But the incoherence of this speech belies the impact that her endorsement could have
00:15:56.000And it really was incoherent, and I know at this point it's really beating a dead horse to play more clips of the incoherence, but here was my favorite incoherent point of the speech.
00:16:04.000Here's where Sarah Palin starts talking about what I could only assume to be drug use at the time, but was informed later was not.
00:16:10.000Here is Sarah Palin talking about opium.
00:16:12.000He being an optimist, passionate about equal opportunity to work, this self-made success of his, you know that he doesn't get his power, his high, off of opium.
00:17:11.000I have no problem with a cute turn of phrase.
00:17:14.000But when that's your whole shtick, it starts to... And again, even then it would be okay if you weren't using it in service to a man who is not going to overthrow the establishment.
00:17:25.000Sarah Palin is saying that Donald Trump is going to fight crony capitalism.
00:17:29.000On the same day that she said this, the same day, Donald Trump said that he wants more ethanol subsidies.
00:17:35.000For people who don't know, ethanol is this crap corn fuel that is wildly inefficient and ruins your engine, and the federal government spends literally billions of dollars a year pushing money to the farmers of Iowa in order so that they can generate some of this crap corn fuel, which the government then mandates you put in your car.
00:17:50.000Right, and Donald Trump says, I want more of that.
00:17:52.000And Sarah Palin says, crony capitalism is bad, that's why I'm endorsing Donald Trump.
00:18:19.000The Hill reported this morning, today, quote, Republican donors are quietly coming around to the idea that Donald Trump could be their party's nominee for president.
00:18:28.000So donors are getting behind Trump now, because given the choice between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz, the choice is clear for them.
00:18:34.000Ted Cruz will tear them down, and Donald Trump will not.
00:18:38.000And so, look, again, I understand the burn-it-all-down drive to support Donald Trump because you think he's gonna burn it all down.
00:18:45.000Donald Trump is not gonna burn it all down.
00:18:48.000He is not going to burn out the Republican establishment.
00:18:50.000Donald Trump is not going to burn out the government.
00:18:53.000Donald Trump is not going to make major changes to anything.
00:18:55.000This man is going to go in and he's going to make deals where he feels like making deals and there's no guiding principle.
00:19:00.000There is no centralizing principle to Donald Trump.
00:19:03.000There is not a single major issue of consequence on which Donald Trump has not switched his position in the last six months.
00:19:09.000Donald Trump, in 2012, Donald Trump was ripping Mitt Romney for being too harsh on immigration, and then he realized it would benefit him to be harsh on immigration, so he flipped.
00:19:18.000Donald Trump was for partial birth abortion.
00:19:20.000You know, there are people who say they've had an evolution on abortion, and I hear that.
00:19:26.000On partial birth abortion, I do not think there is an evolution.
00:19:28.000I think if you were ever for partial birth abortion, I don't believe you that you evolved on the issue of partial birth abortion.
00:19:34.000Unless you were fully ignorant of every facet of human biology.
00:19:37.000Partial birth abortion, the idea that you can kill a baby one minute before it's born, I don't believe you when you say that you changed your mind on it.
00:19:44.000I think you did that for political reasons.
00:19:46.000Call me crazy, as someone who's been a lifelong pro-lifer, I just don't buy that very much.
00:20:03.000That's a case for your friend not having an abortion.
00:20:06.000The case for pro-life is that that is a human being in there.
00:20:09.000So Trump has switched on all these issues, and this is why it's so frustrating to see Sarah Palin next to Trump, and the triumphalism with which the media is greeting this is really quite sickening.
00:20:18.000The media, which declared Sarah Palin completely irrelevant, completely abnormal, stupid.
00:20:24.000Sarah Palin was the lady who could see Russia from her house.
00:20:27.000Now they're reviving the power of Sarah Palin to pump Trump.
00:20:30.000Because the fact is that they know, they know, that if the conservative movement gets behind Trump, it is the death knell for the conservative movement.
00:20:39.000If the conservative movement gets behind Trump, because there are other candidates, folks.
00:20:42.000We're not talking about a general election right now.
00:20:45.000Now we're talking about conservatives.
00:20:47.000Are you going to get behind a guy who is more liberal in every respect than Mitt Romney was?
00:20:52.000Are you gonna get behind a guy who has said, who has praised the national healthcare systems of Scotland and Canada?
00:20:58.000Are you gonna get behind a guy who doesn't believe in basic fundamental tenets of conservatism and who riffs through the Bible as though he's riffing through a set of vinyl CD, vinyl records?
00:21:26.000But don't give me he's more conservative than Ted Cruz, which is the line some Trump supporters are using, and sort of what Sarah Palin was saying yesterday.
00:21:34.000The minute that the Tea Party endorses Donald Trump, the Tea Party has ceased to be a small government party, and instead they've fallen into the, I think, gross, vile, nasty pit of populism.
00:21:49.000Kind of shtick that Trump pitches, and it's pitched by Mike Huckabee, and it's this idea that... And Andrew Klavan and I were having this discussion this morning.
00:21:57.000There's a reason that conservatism is not called populism, and the reason for that is because conservatism is about telling the truth, and populism is about appealing to the populace.
00:22:06.000It's about suggesting that you're victimized by some unforeseen evil malignant forces in the universe, and if we only target those people, then things will be all better.
00:22:15.000On Drew's show, which I listen to every day, and you should too.
00:22:17.000That's why you should subscribe to both of our shows.
00:22:37.000Because if he's saying that he's going to bring their jobs back, and everything is going to be hunky-dory, he's not telling them the truth.
00:22:43.000You know, conservatism is about telling the truth.
00:22:46.000And I know that the Republican Party is supposed to be a balance between telling the truth and winning, but if you're not telling the truth, you're not winning.
00:24:42.000I think this is a major blow to him and that's why I think it could be decisive.
00:24:48.000You know, I think it's more of a major blow to Cruz, not because Palin personally turned against him, but because she lends a patina of gravity to Trump's conservatism.
00:24:55.000It simply does not deserve, and Trump will say anything.
00:24:58.000There's a lot of speculation, excuse me, about why Donald Trump would, why Palin would do all of this.
00:25:04.000Trump was asked yesterday if Palin would be his VP pick, and here was Trump's response on that particular score.
00:25:20.000And, you know, interestingly, Savannah, and this is a 100% fact, when she came to see me and when she talked to me and I could see that she really liked what we were saying, she never said, gee, I'd like to do this, I'd like to do that.
00:25:32.000She never made a deal like so many people want to try and make deals.
00:25:36.000I mean, she just said, I really like what's going on.
00:25:55.000No, I haven't discussed anything with her about what she'd do, but she's somebody I really like and I respect, and certainly she could play a position if she wanted to.
00:26:33.000And it's such an honor because, as you know very badly, so many people are so disappointed that she didn't support them, but certainly there'd be a role somewhere in the administration if she wanted.
00:26:43.000And I'm not sure that she does want that, but there would certainly be a role.
00:26:47.000So there's Trump avoiding the question.
00:26:49.000Let it be noted, in 2008 when John McCain selected Sarah Palin for the vice presidential nomination, Donald Trump said that it was a horrible idea.
00:27:24.000Big government, bailouts, executive orders, not just abortion but partial birth abortion, nationalizing of banks, stimulus, pathway to citizenship.
00:27:32.000All of these views were held by Donald Trump during this administration.
00:27:34.000So, Beck, who's another Tea Party figure, is bashing Palin.
00:27:37.000So, I think that the battle for the soul of the Tea Party is not over.
00:27:40.000I don't think Palin's endorsement of Trump means the end of the Tea Party.
00:28:01.000But if Trump wins the nomination with Tea Party support, it is the end of the Tea Party.
00:28:06.000And again, folks, Donald Trump is the establishment.
00:28:10.000Remember, conservatives who are—this is the falsehood of this whole dichotomy.
00:28:15.000Yesterday I said that the battle between Trump and Cruz is really, do you want to blast the establishment or do you want a conservative?
00:28:25.000Donald Trump is not going to touch the establishment in the way that Ted Cruz is going to touch the establishment.
00:28:29.000Look, Terry Branstad, who is the governor of Iowa, and again, a big fan of ethanol subsidies, yesterday he came out and he said, he's an establishment guy, he said, I won't support one of these candidates.
00:29:03.000So we think that once Iowans realize that fact, they might find other things about him attractive, but I think it would be very damaging to our state, and that's the reason why he hasn't been invited to this, because he hasn't supported renewable fuels, and I believe that would be a big mistake
00:31:23.000I thought that money was being put to very good use.
00:31:25.000I assumed it was being put to, whether it's Haiti or all of the different things that I heard about.
00:31:30.000I didn't know about the private airplane rides all over the place, and if you look at the kind of expenses that they charge and the way they lived, I had no idea that.
00:31:37.000But I will say that as far as a foundation's concerned, I assumed it was being put to good use, and so did everybody else that gave, and there were a lot of people that gave.
00:31:45.000They never really did anything for me, but I will say this.
00:31:49.000I think they probably would have liked me.
00:31:52.000And, you know, whether you give here or give there, I got along with everybody, Bill.
00:33:23.000By the way, worth noting, if you take the Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress categories, and you look at who's actually won over the past 20 years, approximately 10% of all of the winners have been black.
00:33:35.000Approximately 10% of the population of the United States is black.
00:33:38.000But Trump was asked about this, and speaking of he'll say anything, just so long as people like him, here is Donald Trump saying what he thinks about the Oscars not being black enough.
00:33:48.000I think it's really sad, and you know, Al is just a guy who wants to get publicity for himself, and I understand him very well.
00:33:56.000Al would actually probably say that he was a friend of Donald Trump, okay?
00:34:00.000Maybe not on television, but outside of television.
00:34:33.000Al Sharpton is a race-baiting piece of human excrement.
00:34:36.000I mean, Al Sharpton is one of the worst people walking in America.
00:34:40.000Al Sharpton is a guy who maligned an innocent DA over a false rape charge and has been responsible for the involvement in riots of literally hundreds of black folks.
00:34:55.000But he's friends with Al Sharpton, but I guess he's anti-establishment, so there's that.
00:34:58.000I guess we can all be satisfied that he's anti-establishment.
00:35:00.000It's just... It's just beyond ridiculous.
00:35:03.000So, time for some things that I like, and time for some things that I hate.
00:35:07.000Okay, in terms of things that I like, very often I am asked, what are my favorite movies?
00:35:13.000And I've mentioned Amadeus before, I think I've mentioned A Man for All Seasons before, I believe I hit all the King's Men.
00:35:18.000But there's one movie that I'm trying to remember the name of, actually, right now, and so I'm gonna look it up.
00:35:25.000And nobody's ever heard of this movie, including me, because I can't remember what the movie is actually called.
00:35:30.000If I had internet access, that would absolutely help.
00:35:32.000It's a movie with Bo Bridges, if that helps you at all.
00:35:35.000And it's this movie about... They're on a subway... Oh God, this is so embarrassing that I can't remember the name of the movie that I'm about to... It's called The Incident.
00:35:46.000It's from 1967, and it's got a bunch of very young stars who end up going on to actually have pretty big careers, and Martin Sheen is in it as a very young kind of deadbeat punk.
00:36:00.000Bo Bridges is in it, Ruby Dee was in it, and basically the plot is that there are a couple of thugs on a subway, and it's all taking place inside this one subway car, the Incident.
00:36:09.000And it's a couple of thugs on a subway who decide that they are going to basically harass and abuse every single person on the subway car.
00:36:18.000And so the question is, who's going to stand up to these people?
00:36:21.000And it's a really kind of interesting, and the ending is very telling.
00:36:24.000I think it's a good movie, it's worth seeing.
00:36:26.000Again, it is called The Incident, as I just looked up.
00:36:29.000Alright, so a couple of things that I hate.
00:36:33.000Okay, let's start with this video that BuzzFeed has cut.
00:36:35.000BuzzFeed has become the repository for all stupid video in the universe.
00:36:39.000And their latest stupid video... We did one of their videos, I think, yesterday, right?
00:37:37.000Her name is Sarah Ferguson, and she happens to be a wild leftist.
00:37:41.000Who doesn't believe anything in the Bible.
00:37:44.000The guy who is the Catholic priest actually is a wild leftist priest, and the guy who is the imam is a- is- they found some wild leftist imam, and so the basic premise of this video is gonna be how we all worship the same God, yadda yadda yadda yadda, and you'll see.
00:38:04.000I can say that I'm pro-life in the sense that I affirm every living human on this earth and that I'm prayerfully pro-choice.
00:38:12.000We respect the reproductive rights of women.
00:38:15.000In the Islamic tradition, there are times in which abortion is permissible.
00:38:18.000But generally, we try and affirm life.
00:38:20.000But there's a separate issue, which is, if you disagree from whatever our religious tradition is, how do you go about expressing that disagreement?
00:38:27.000When you talk to anybody who has difference, whether it's around abortion, having guns, getting rid of guns, all of these issues, what we lack is an ability to listen to each other.
00:38:37.000And I think we would all agree that committing an act of violence is a transgression not just of the law, but of our religious values.
00:38:44.000When you look at that text of Genesis, you see the part where it says they were created in God's image, men and women together.
00:38:53.000Men and women have been created in equal footing.
00:38:56.000The Islamic tradition in many ways is a feminist tradition.
00:39:33.000Okay, that's the stupidest garbage I ever heard in my life.
00:39:35.000And then I think my favorite thing thus far in the video is, number one, the imam explaining that Islam is a pro-female equality religion.
00:39:45.000To which I say, then why do you dress your ladies like they are lampshades?
00:39:49.000Like, seriously, like, if you go over to Afghanistan, there's no difference between, like, I could walk up to one of the umbrellas over a coffee bean when it's sunny out and they've closed it, and that looks as much like a woman as some of the women in Afghanistan, because of radical Islam.
00:40:05.000So don't tell me that you respect your women, okay?
00:40:07.000Forced clitorectomy is a pretty good indication you're not big on women's rights.
00:40:10.000Okay, let's put that out, and then I, but what I love, forget those people.
00:40:18.000Rabbitin' actually means the wife of a rabbi, but I love the female rabbi, the rabba, here, and the rabba, when she says, so how can you explain to your fellow Muslims that this is the case?
00:40:28.000Or to Jews, or to Christians, like she can't even bring herself to say, but you have a real female problem inside Islam, right?
00:40:34.000She has to actually, but what do we do about the Buddhists?
00:42:07.000So he had on Zarae McKesson, who is a race baiter extraordinaire, made his bones in the Ferguson riots, and he had on Zarae McKesson, and then proceeded to talk about his white privilege.
00:42:18.000And there is nothing more stomach-churning than watching a rich white guy get on his knees to a race baiter to talk about how he... Please forgive me my white privilege.
00:44:41.000Leftism, in a nutshell, the self-righteous, the unearned moral superiority, because you finish the segment, you say, oh, Stephen Colbert really gets it.
00:44:59.000All he did was he had on DeRay McKesson, again, an unqualified ass, on his show to talk about how DeRay McKesson is having a rough life.
00:45:06.000DeRay McKesson is not having a rough life, gang.
00:45:09.000Dorae McKesson has contributed this many things, zero, to world culture, to world literature, to world understanding.
00:45:16.000Dorae McKesson is a net negative in terms of what he has contributed to the American discourse.
00:45:22.000Here he is on national TV, and we're supposed to feel good because he has patted Stephen Colbert.
00:45:26.000on his shiny leftist hair, and he has told him to be on his way, because now he's a good little leftist.
00:45:32.000A final thing that I hate, I promise, because I know we have to go, a final thing, we had to go 10 minutes ago, final thing that I hate, according to CBS Local in Minnesota, quote, a growing number of people in the Twin Cities are finding great comfort in cuddle parties.
00:45:47.000It's a monthly meetup to better explore communication and boundaries, and yes, to touch.
00:45:53.000So I'm gonna go with lots of pervs go to the cuddle parties.
00:45:55.000On a bitterly cold Minneapolis night, bedding sprawled across the floor warms the living room.
00:46:00.000People sometimes say, why would I want to go and cuddle with a bunch of people I don't even know, Candessa Hadsell said.
00:46:05.000All the people who ask that are women.
00:46:07.000Hadsell is the facilitator for the Minneapolis cuddle party chapter.
00:46:11.000I'm going with like, this is like Ashley Madison.
00:46:14.00099% of the people who register for this are men.
00:46:16.000And then they kind of lie in their own separate corners until the ladies arrive and they're like, oh, cuddle party time!
00:46:22.000She says, this is not a dating service.
00:46:24.000It's not a place people come to meet your life partner.
00:46:26.000There are rules for how you are to behave in a cuddle party.
00:46:29.000Asking permission to touch is the most important of all.
00:46:32.000I'd like you to know, for tonight, no is a complete sentence, Hadsel said.
00:46:38.000She spent her career counseling sexual assault victims and chemical dependency patients, serving as a cuddle party facilitator is an actual thing.
00:46:50.000So when I found out it was really a workshop, people came and learned something, I thought, wow, that's something I want to do.
00:46:57.000So people are cuddling with strangers, and people are saying that the oxytocin release makes them feel just wonderful.
00:47:05.000Okay, all you creepers out there, note to you, if you want a date, please don't get together, it's unsanitary, it's unhygienic, don't get together with strangers and cuddle them.
00:47:19.000Hey, there's a reason that you're not having sex with them, or you shouldn't be.
00:47:22.000I know if you're a liberal you probably are, but if you- but don't have sex with strangers, and don't cuddle with strangers, don't touch strangers!
00:47:27.000Don't- you wouldn't let- let's put it this way, if you wouldn't let this person touch a child, then that person shouldn't touch you either.
00:47:33.000That's just the general good rule of thumb.
00:47:36.000All these adults acting like children.
00:47:37.000Like, you could see Cuddle Party when you're like 5.
00:47:52.000You really shouldn't be hugging strange people, people who are strange to you.
00:47:56.000And if the way that you get meaning in your life is by hugging strangers, then I have no words for you except that I'm sure that you're a Bernie Sanders supporter, and I feel very, very sorry for you and whomever your life partner is.
00:48:10.000And please, please, chlamydia checks are pretty much free at your local clinic.