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00:00:14.000So it's a magnificent day over in Israel where President Trump was not present, but Jared Kushner, Ivanka Trump, a bunch of senators, a huge contingent from the United States is over in Jerusalem celebrating the movement of the U.S.
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00:03:57.000Look, it's an emotional moment for anyone who is Jewish, honestly, like anyone who cares about Judaism, anyone who's Christian and cares about the New Testament, anybody who cares about the history of Jerusalem.
00:04:05.000This should be an emotional, historic moment, because the reality is that the fulfillment of Jewish control over Jerusalem was achieved in 1967.
00:04:13.000The fulfillment of the creation or recreation of a Jewish state in Israel was fulfilled in 1948.
00:04:17.000But the recognition by the United States that this is the reality puts to bed this idiotic myth that somehow Jerusalem was not Jewish.
00:04:25.000OK, there's an old Talmudic story about a bunch of rabbis in the aftermath of the destruction of the second temple.
00:04:31.000There are two temples in the history of Judaism.
00:04:34.000The first temple was destroyed in 587 BCE, and then it was rebuilt just a few decades later.
00:04:39.000And then the second temple was destroyed in 70 and has never been rebuilt.
00:04:46.000There's a story from the Talmud about these rabbis who visited the site of the destruction of the Temple.
00:04:51.000All these are very, very famous rabbis in Jewish law.
00:04:53.000Rabban Gamliel, Rabbi Elazar Ben Azariah, Rabbi Joshua and Rabbi Akiva.
00:04:57.000And there's a story about them going up to Jerusalem right after the destruction of the Second Temple.
00:05:01.000And they reached Mount Scopus and they tore their garments.
00:05:04.000When they reached the Temple Mount, they saw a fox emerging from the place of the Holy of Holies, the Kodesh Kedoshim,
00:05:10.000Now, what is the connection between Uriah and Zechariah?
00:05:37.000Uriah was at the time of the first temple, Zechariah was at the time of the second temple, but the Torah makes Zechariah's prophecy dependent on Uriah's prophecy.
00:07:13.000The dream of a free nation living in a land promised by God.
00:07:15.000The same dream as we have in the United States is the dream of Israel.
00:07:18.000It was the dream of Bar Kokhba, who revolted against the Romans in 132 CE, 60 years after the destruction of the Second Temple, and actually used Roman coinage to mint his own.
00:07:29.000He actually took Roman coins and he beat the Roman coins to get rid of the logo on the Roman coins.
00:07:34.000And then over it, he put the logo of the Jewish temple with the words for the freedom of Jerusalem.
00:07:38.000This is the dream of millions of Jews over thousands of years.
00:07:41.000Jews pray thrice daily, three times a day, we pray for the restoration of Jerusalem.
00:07:46.000It was the dream of Mordechai Anielewicz, who's the leader of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, who wrote at the end of his life, right before his murder by the Nazis, I helped write the autobiography, the memoirs of a Holocaust survivor,
00:08:07.000This Holocaust survivor went through Auschwitz.
00:08:56.000There's been continuous Jewish presence in Jerusalem literally since the inception of Jerusalem as a Jewish city in the book of Joshua.
00:09:03.000The notion that there was ever a time when Jews did not live in Jerusalem or when it was important for reasons that were non-Jewish to begin is idiotic.
00:09:10.000Islam only built the Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount specifically for the same reason that they build mosques on top of other holy sites.
00:09:17.000They knew it was a Jewish holy site, they built a dome on top of it.
00:09:19.000Doesn't mean the dome should be destroyed, obviously, but it does mean that to pretend that Islam somehow predated Judaism in this area is historically ignorant and ridiculous.
00:09:27.000Judaism, obviously, is the foundation stone for Christianity as well.
00:09:31.000Anyone who loves history, anyone who loves the Judeo-Christian heritage of the West, has to understand the importance of recognizing that heritage, and that begins with the word on the stones of Jerusalem.
00:10:51.000It is a hellhole because Hamas is a terrorist group that cares a lot more about murdering Jews than it does about making the lives of its own citizens better.
00:10:58.000If anyone wanted peace in the Palestinian Authority or Hamas, it would happen immediately.
00:11:03.000If they just said, listen, we are now done with all the violence.
00:11:11.000If you've seen the headlines today, a lot of the headlines from the press are all about, you know, 41 Palestinians killed in clashes with Israel.
00:11:18.000Israel is not clashing with the Palestinians.
00:11:20.000What is happening is that Hamas is delegating.
00:11:23.000They are sending a bunch of terrorists to the border in an attempt to breach the border.
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00:14:25.000Well, if you just read that headline, you might assume that Israelis are killing protesters about the U.S.
00:14:30.000Embassy, that people are just protesting in the streets, they're a little upset, and Israel's going out there and slaughtering them out on us.
00:15:04.000While some said they would abide by official calls to keep the demonstrations peaceful, others talked about their enthusiasm to break into Israel and wreak havoc.
00:15:10.000Does that sound a lot like a bunch of peaceful protesters at the border?
00:15:46.000OK, so this is from the Jerusalem Post.
00:16:03.000By the way, the burning of the tires is creating enormous environmental havoc in the Gaza Strip itself.
00:16:08.000A bunch of Palestinians are sick because of all of this.
00:16:10.000The Jerusalem Post witnessed at least six incendiary kites with two setting fires to fields near Kibbutz Nahal Oz.
00:16:17.000So, you know, really using the power of inventiveness are the Palestinians under the control of Hamas sending
00:16:25.000The IDF thwarted an attempted terror attack on Monday when three armed Palestinians laid an explosive device near Rafah on the Gaza-Israel border.
00:16:37.000IDF spokesman Brigadier General Ronan Manalis said in an interview to Army Radio,
00:16:42.000Kamas is paying family to go to the fence protest with Iranian money.
00:16:45.000We have intelligence that Kamas operatives plan to use the protest to harm and even abduct soldiers.
00:16:49.000They're trying to kidnap Israeli soldiers.
00:16:51.000The whole point of this, obviously, is to draw attention away from the situation with the embassy and to provide exactly the sort of media coverage you saw all day today with the split screens of Israelis celebrating and Palestinians suffering.
00:17:03.000Oh, it's so rough for the Palestinians.
00:17:05.000It is rough for the Palestinians because they keep electing terrorist groups.
00:17:07.000When you keep electing the Palestinian Authority and Islamic Jihad and Hamas to positions of power, it turns out you're going to live in a hellhole.
00:17:15.000When you keep allowing your government to delegate terrorists to the border, it turns out that the people on the other side of that border may not be too happy with you.
00:17:24.000But again, the way the media cover this as though it is it is totally Israel's fault.
00:17:40.000It was a liberation because suddenly all of these sites were open to Jews and Christians and Muslims alike.
00:17:45.000The Temple Mount, however, it was handed over to the control of the Islamic Waqf.
00:17:48.000So that evil, horrible Israeli government, you know, the Islamophobic Israeli government, handed over control of the holiest site in the history of Judaism to the Muslims.
00:17:57.000It is not Jews who are in control of the day-to-day on top of the Temple Mount.
00:18:01.000Instead, they handed it over to the control of the Islamic Waqf, which prevents Jews like me from going up on the Temple Mount and praying.
00:18:14.000I can do it anywhere else in the world, literally anywhere else on the planet, except for Islamic countries, which would punish me for being Jewish.
00:18:19.000Anywhere in America, I could pull out a psalm book, okay, that's what a tehillim book is, and I would just pull it out and start praying.
00:18:25.000If I did that on the Temple Mount, I will be arrested, and that's exactly what happened yesterday.
00:18:28.000Okay, according to eyewitnesses, this is Ynet, Jews entered the holy site and they were singing.
00:18:33.000The Arabs were calling out Allahu Akbar.
00:18:35.000Police forces that arrived at the scene had to separate the warring sides and remove the Jews from the Temple Mount.
00:18:39.000I'm sorry, it's not a warring side for Jews to go up in the holiest site in Judaism and say thank you to God.
00:18:46.000The Jerusalem police said several Jewish visitors broke the rules of conduct and created provocation.
00:18:52.000This is how sensitive Israel is to the concerns of the Islamic population living in Israel.
00:18:56.000They're so sensitive to those concerns that Jews are not allowed to pray on the Temple Mount for fear of provoking Muslims.
00:19:04.000Okay, this is actual anti... Like, honestly, if this were done in Saudi Arabia, you'd call it anti-Semitic policy.
00:19:09.000The idea that Jews are not allowed to pray on a historically Jewish surface because it might tick off Muslims.
00:19:14.000But this has been the record of Muslims in the region, radical Muslims in the region, for quite a long time.
00:19:21.000This is why when everyone tries to draw moral equivalence between what Israel is doing in Jerusalem and what Israel is doing in Israel, and what Hamas is doing in the Gaza Strip, or what the Palestinian Authority are doing, or what even the Islamic Waqf is doing, it's just insane.
00:19:53.000Israel in 1956 was blockaded from the Suez Canal, and they won that war too.
00:19:58.000In 1967, there was a preemptive attack that was launched by Israel as all of its borders were about to be attacked by Islamic countries.
00:20:05.000In 1973, there was an attack on Yom Kippur, the most holy day in Judaism, and it came very near to wiping out the state of Israel.
00:20:13.000In 1982, Lebanon was using Hezbollah in order to strike at Israel.
00:20:19.000Israel has constantly been in defensive war since its inception, and the media keep covering it as though Israel is the aggressor, in the same way they cover America as though America is the aggressor, which shows that the leftism of the American media and the international media expands to its hatred for the state of Israel.
00:20:32.000They hate the state of Israel because Israel is an outpost of the West.
00:20:35.000They don't hate the West because the West backs Israel.
00:20:38.000Meanwhile, yesterday was Mother's Day, to switch topics, and I couldn't help myself.
00:20:44.000One of the things that I find absolutely just appalling and astonishing on a regular basis is the amazing, amazing silliness of the left when it comes to sacred times in our national calendar.
00:20:57.000I'm going to explain that in just a second.
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00:24:10.000You've been sucked into the maw of the patriarchy that has chewed you up and spit you out and suggested that you must indeed be a woman barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen rather than running companies, rather than having a job.
00:24:22.000If you're a stay-at-home mom, you're a bad person, according to a lot of folks on the left.
00:24:26.000But then when it comes Mother's Day, like, oh, Mother's Day.
00:24:43.000And this is why I always tweet out on Mother's Day, happy parent, happy legal guardian of unspecified gender day.
00:24:50.000Because if you are on the left, this is what you believe.
00:24:52.000You believe that you can have a legal guardian of any gender whatsoever.
00:24:55.000You can have a mother who's a father, a father who's a mother, a mother who used to be a father, a father who used to be a mother who used to be a chicken.
00:25:01.000So, why not just call it legal guardian of unspecified gender day?
00:25:05.000But no, then the left gets mad when you say this because it shows that they're really not super pro-mom as a general rule.
00:25:11.000You know, the whole, we're in favor of abortion, and we think that women are stupid if they stay home with their kids, and also a child doesn't need a mother, a child brought up by wolves or any other family arrangement is totally fine, Mowgli had it best.
00:25:23.000You know, all of this, and then they say we love Mother's Day.
00:25:26.000You can't, again, you can't have it both ways.
00:25:28.000You can't say that you hold certain things sacrosanct when you clearly do not hold them sacrosanct.
00:25:32.000The same thing is true of the innocence of children.
00:25:33.000The same people who will say, you have to protect innocent children from video games.
00:25:38.000You have to protect innocent children from the predations of their church-going parents.
00:25:42.000These are the same people who say that a four-year-old should be seeing a psychiatrist to get hormone treatment to prevent puberty.
00:25:51.000I tweeted some of this stuff out yesterday, and a lot of people on the left got very, very mad.
00:25:55.000A lot of people said, how could I just ruin Mother's Day by pointing out that a lot of folks on the left don't really have a reason to celebrate Mother's Day?
00:26:03.000And then I did something even worse yesterday.
00:26:04.000I did something even worse on Mother's Day.
00:26:06.000So I asked my—this is actually a funny story.
00:26:08.000So yesterday morning, I woke up, and my daughter woke me up.
00:26:12.000I went in there to her room, gave her a big hug.
00:26:33.000Clearly, she's a victim of the patriarchy, because if she knew best, she would know that working a long 2,200 billable hours a year job as an associate of law firm is significantly more fun than cuddling babies.
00:26:45.000By the way, I would assume that if I ask my son this when he's old enough not to be pooping in his diapers, if I ask him this, I assume he'll give me the same answer, because being a dad is super fun.
00:26:52.000We need more parents, male and female.
00:27:15.000I tweeted out, I asked my four-year-old this morning whether she thought it'd be more fun to have a job or be a mommy.
00:27:19.000She said, to be a mommy so I can cuddle my babies.
00:27:21.000Clearly she has already been victimized by the patriarchy.
00:27:23.000And I said I would begin teaching her in order to countermand the demands of the patriarchy, I'd begin teaching her that babies are made out of thorns and hatred, and that she can work as an executive at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, and that will somehow make it all better.
00:27:35.000A bunch of people on the left got really mad.
00:27:37.000Number one, they misinterpreted the tweet to assume that what I was saying is that she could either have a job or be a mommy.
00:28:32.000Now, we should also never mind all the fact that all these feminist women hit the age of 40 and they start freezing their eggs because they're afraid they're not going to be able to have kids.
00:28:39.000We should ignore the fact that a lot of women turn around at age 35 after having been told that they could have everything, the career and the children, and think, man, I wish that I had spent a little more time at home.
00:29:32.000If you don't acknowledge this, why are you celebrating Mother's Day?
00:29:35.000If you're not pretending that it's innate to women to want to be mothers, if you're not suggesting that women have something special to offer in the realm of parenthood, then why are we celebrating Mother's Day in the first place?
00:30:14.000Yesterday, we're in the car, and we're driving to Disneyland with the kids, and I turn to my wife, and I told her this story, and she says, oh, that's really funny, because you know what, I asked my daughter, I asked our daughter the same question last night.
00:30:25.000I asked her, aren't you, did you know, this is my wife, again, the doctor, who turned to my daughter last night, and she said, okay, this is a close paraphrase, and she said, you know, mommy loves being a doctor, but mommy loves being your mommy even more than that, a lot more than that.
00:30:40.000If mommy wants to spend more time with you,
00:30:43.000Okay, is she part of the patriarchy now?
00:30:55.000You can't obliterate them and then celebrate them.
00:30:57.000You can't pretend men and women are exactly the same, with exactly the same aspirations, hopes, and dreams, and then say that women are unique creatures who deserve special days like Mother's Day.
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00:34:29.000There's a woman named Sadler who apparently in some meeting, her name is Kelly Sadler, and she apparently in a meeting at the White House was asked about the fact that McCain was going to vote against Gina Haspel.
00:34:41.000Gina Haspel is of course Donald Trump's nominee for CIA, to head the CIA.
00:34:46.000And apparently during the meeting she joked that somebody was gonna, that who cares, he's gonna die anyway.
00:35:02.000And that raises some questions about the people in the room, because we've all been in meetings where somebody is making horrible jokes, but we all know where the lines are, right?
00:35:09.000So we have meetings here at this office where people are making dumb, horrible jokes, but there's certain jokes that you won't make even among your friends because they're just too egregious and just too yucky.
00:35:17.000This is a joke that you wouldn't make among your friends.
00:35:19.000Okay, well, you know, John McCain is gonna die soon.
00:35:23.000You don't make a joke about a dying man, particularly not a patriot.
00:35:26.000And so obviously that's pretty terrible.
00:35:28.000And it says something about the people in the room that this sort of went unnoticed or unremarked upon, and apparently no one chided her, or that she felt comfortable enough to say it in the first place, suggests that maybe people at the White House say some stuff that they shouldn't be saying on a pretty regular basis, but that's not a shock.
00:35:42.000I mean, Donald Trump said in the middle of the campaign that John McCain was not a war hero because he'd been captured.
00:35:47.000So it says something about the moral fish rotting from the head when it comes to saying bad stuff about others.
00:35:52.000Then there's the question of the leak.
00:35:54.000So people on the right who have been pointing out that it is not good that the administration leaks this much, they've been shellacked over the weekend.
00:36:00.000Why are you so worried about who leaks the Sadler conversation?
00:36:03.000Why aren't you more worried about what she said?
00:36:07.000I can talk about the moral lack in saying that John McCain's gonna die soon, but I can also worry about the fact that this is a White House so leaky that the way that you take down your political opponents, who supposedly are working for the same goals that you are, is to leak the nasty stuff that they said in a conversation.
00:36:21.000There's a certain level of trust that has to exist in any office environment.
00:36:42.000I'm not talking racist jokes or anything, but I'm talking about jokes that if you printed them in the pages of the New York Times, people go, ooh, that's weird.
00:36:50.000OK, that sort of stuff happens all the time at offices all around the country.
00:36:53.000And it would be kind of bad for your business if it turned out that every time somebody made a joke that would read a lot worse than it would speak, then that would sort of make the front pages of The New York Times bad for your business.
00:37:05.000John Mulaney has a comedy special where he talks specifically about this, where apparently one of his friends
00:37:11.000One of his friends was in trouble with the law because somebody was testifying against them in a civil case.
00:37:18.000And John Mulaney wrote a funny email back that said something like, want me to kill them for you.
00:38:37.000Never apologize because they're just going to bang you over the head about it.
00:38:40.000Now, I don't think that rule is actually true.
00:38:42.000I don't think it's true that if you just came forward and you said, yep, never should have said it, you'd take a flack for about a day and then it would be done.
00:38:49.000But I understand the tendency on the part of some people in the White House, that tendency to say, listen, I'm not going to bend over backwards.
00:38:57.000In order to apologize to people who are just going to shellack me for it anyway, who are just going to crush me for it anyway.
00:39:02.000I know that's Donald Trump's tendency, and he's been very successful with it.
00:39:05.000In this particular case, it seems to me that Sadler should just come forward and apologize.
00:39:08.000That said, I think anybody who is found to have leaked this stuff to the press should be fired.
00:39:12.000If I were head of the Trump administration, I'd be firing nearly everybody in that room.
00:39:15.000Because you can't have a working business environment in which people are leaking like this.
00:39:18.000OK, meanwhile, there's something weird that's beginning to happen in comedy land.
00:39:22.000So a lot of the comedians are beginning to realize that maybe the making fun of Trump thing is actually kind of counterproductive, which it is.
00:39:30.000The left's dominance of the cultural heights, their dominance in the world of comedy, their dominance in the world of entertainment media, it's made them think they're a lot more powerful than they actually are.
00:39:38.000It's why at the DNC you saw people like Lena Dunham up there on stage as though Lena Dunham was going to swing votes of anybody who wasn't already living in big cities and watching girls.
00:39:47.000They really think that their dominance of the cultural heights means dominance of the political heights.
00:39:50.000But what you've actually seen is that Republicans in many ways are dominant to an extraordinary degree in politics, and Democrats are extraordinarily dominant at the degree of culture.
00:40:01.000I think the dominance of Democrats in culture is driving the Republican dominance in politics.
00:40:06.000The fact that so many people around the country feel constantly derided and insulted by the media, it makes them feel like, fine, I'll just vote Republican.
00:41:00.000I don't know how much focus will be on there.
00:41:02.000I think people have had an ass full of Donald Trump.
00:41:04.000And I feel like the upfront is a time to look within and make fun of ourselves.
00:41:08.000He says that he can't imagine the upfronts are going to be completely Trump free, but he's planning on not making it his focus.
00:41:14.000He's saying that he might actually be moving beyond a lot of the Trump stuff because people are just tired of the Donald Trump stuff.
00:41:22.000Well, the reason people are tired of the Trump stuff is because you weren't even handed about it during the Obama era.
00:41:26.000It is amazing that so many of these comedians seem to ignore the fact that Obama was an inherently funny human being as well because he was so pretentious.
00:41:32.000Donald Trump is an inherently funny being because Donald Trump is Donald Trump.
00:41:35.000But a lot of people are beginning to recognize this is a mistake.
00:41:39.000Saturday Night Live, they're recognizing now that political stuff is beginning to get a little bit old.
00:42:13.000Okay, SNL may be getting, maybe the comedians are beginning to get it, which would actually be bad news for Republicans.
00:42:18.000As a Republican, yes, it's irritating to watch Michelle What's-Her-Face go off at the White House Correspondent Center on Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
00:42:25.000Yes, watching her make abortion jokes is galling, but as a conservative, you actually need more of this.
00:42:30.000What you need is more of these comedians being idiots.
00:42:32.000What you need is more of the comedians who are wildly biased to the left, because it's driving people into the Republican camp.
00:42:38.000Well, good news, there's still Trevor Noah.
00:42:39.000So Trevor Noah over at Comedy Central, he says that President Trump is like an African dictator.
00:43:42.000And then Jimmy Kimmel will go out there with his sick child and talk about his sick child and use his sick child as an excuse for revamping health care.
00:43:49.000Or Trevor Noah will go on CNN and give his political take.
00:43:58.000Every politician in American history of any prominence, or most of them, I would say, have had family connections with serious corruption involved.
00:44:13.000The idea that Donald Trump is like an African dictator is such a wild exaggeration, wild stupidity.
00:44:17.000No wonder people are not taking some folks on the left seriously when they look at folks like Trevor Noah or Jimmy Kimmel as political lights to follow.
00:44:24.000Okay, time for some things I like, things I hate, and then we'll do a Federalist paper real fast.
00:44:28.000So, things I like, since it is, in fact, a celebratory day for Jerusalem, I'm gonna play you the most beautiful song ever written about Jerusalem.
00:44:35.000This is a song called Yerushalayim Shel Zahav, so it's in Hebrew.
00:48:06.000They had a guy read all of Hillary Clinton's lines, and a woman read all of Donald Trump's lines, and then they had people evaluate the debate.
00:48:12.000They had people who were there sitting there with the dials, trying to determine who won.
00:48:16.000And it turns out that Trump, as a woman, won by more of a margin than Trump as a man.
00:48:21.000Because Hillary's personality is so off-putting that it doesn't matter whether she's a man or a woman, she's just that amount of off-putting, which is pretty amazing.
00:48:30.000So, Benedict Cumberbatch has now said that he's going to turn down a role unless his co-star is paid the same amount of money that he is.
00:48:38.000That's because internet feminists were very angry that Bryce Dallas Howard was paid $2 million less than Chris Pratt was for the new Jurassic Park movie.
00:48:46.000Of course she was paid less, because no one cares if Bryce Dallas Howard is in those movies.
00:48:49.000If she were to disappear tomorrow and suddenly be replaced by Jessica Chastain, just another redhead, then no one would care.
00:48:57.000If that happened, would people even notice, really?
00:48:59.000Not that Bryce Dallas Howard isn't a good actress, but she doesn't do anything in those movies.
00:49:41.000No one is going to pay whatever random female co-star of the next Doctor Strange movie is the same amount they're going to pay Benedict Cumberbatch.
00:49:48.000Not unless Benedict Cumberbatch takes less pay.
00:49:50.000Because the reality is that if he asks for $5 million, they're not going to pay some female
00:49:56.000I do love the people at the upper end of the income bracket complaining about income inequality.
00:50:23.000Good for Benedict Cumberbatch on that level.
00:50:25.000But again, if the implication is that Chris Pratt is doing something deeply, horribly wrong by taking more money than Bryce Dallas Howard, maybe show how to get a better agent or maybe show how to pick better script.
00:50:34.000OK, time for a Federalist paper real fast.
00:50:57.000A lot of people very afraid of this because they thought that it would suck power away from the state.
00:51:00.000And he makes one very interesting argument.
00:51:02.000He says, if the representatives of the people betray their constituents, the argument here is that we can't have the legislature control the national standing army because if we do, then this will allow the legislature to run roughshod over the state.
00:51:14.000So, Alexander Hamilton writes, He's talking about the right to resist.
00:51:33.000Okay, so for all the people out there on the left who say that there was no inherent right to resist, there's no right to bear arms, keep and bear arms for use against the government, Alexander Hamilton is explicitly talking about that.
00:51:42.000He's talking about if the legislature were to usurp the powers of the people, the people would stand up, and the reason you want a national standing army as opposed to state standing armies is because it is actually harder to fight against a state standing army than it is to have the state to act as the go-between for a battle against the national government.
00:51:58.000In reality, that's exactly what happened during the Civil War.
00:52:00.000It was a lot bloodier because it was national government
00:52:21.000But first, sorry, before I let go, sorry, before I let go, I want to remind you, I want to remind you that if you want to get tickets, we're doing this show live.
00:52:28.000We are doing it live and we're going to do it live.