The Charlie Kirk Show - A Full Hour with Roseanne Barr

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00:00:01.000 Roseanne joins the program, the legendary Roseanne Barr.

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00:01:18.000 Roseanne, welcome to the program.

00:01:21.000 Hi, thank you for having me.

00:01:23.000 It's great to be here.

00:01:24.000 I need to get one of those hats.

00:01:26.000 I like that.

00:01:27.000 Isn't it cool?

00:01:28.000 I love it.

00:01:30.000 I've had it for a long time.

00:01:31.000 You know, radical means root.

00:01:33.000 That's right.

00:01:34.000 That's why I'm wearing it because the root is the human soul and its connection to our source, our creator.

00:01:43.000 So that's why I'm a radical.

00:01:46.000 Well, straight to the root.

00:01:47.000 So, Roseanne, for some of our younger listeners and fans, they might not be as familiar with your story.

00:01:54.000 It's fascinating and amazing.

00:01:56.000 And you have unparalleled staying power.

00:02:01.000 So tell us the Roseanne Barr story.

00:02:04.000 Well, the Roseanne Barr story.

00:02:06.000 Well, my mom, the way she tells it, she always starts with me as an infant that I, when all the other little babies were sleeping soundly in their bassinets in the hospital, I was screaming and eating my fists.

00:02:24.000 And they had to put me in a little tiny straitjacket.

00:02:27.000 That's my mother's story of how my life began.

00:02:31.000 So nothing's really changed.

00:02:33.000 Yeah.

00:02:33.000 So.

00:02:34.000 Yeah, I guess you could say that.

00:02:38.000 But then I was born into a very funny family where comedy was kind of king in our family.

00:02:45.000 My dad, he himself wanted to be a stand-up comic, and he sort of trained me to love comedy and to watch it.

00:02:54.000 We had a television show back in the day.

00:02:57.000 There were only three channels, if you guys could believe that.

00:03:00.000 And on one channel, it was called the Ed Sullivan Show, and it was an hour variety show, and they'd always feature comedians.

00:03:08.000 And so that was a very exciting time in my house.

00:03:11.000 And my dad would be in front of the TV and he would be yelling, comedian, comedian.

00:03:16.000 You know, we'd all run to watch the comedian.

00:03:18.000 And my father, he was kind of really smart about comedy.

00:03:23.000 And he would talk to us after the comic was done and tell us what the comic had done and how he would judge it.

00:03:32.000 So he kind of made me a comic in a way.

00:03:36.000 And then in my family, also, my dad, he'd hit you in the head if he didn't like what you were doing.

00:03:41.000 But if you could make him laugh, he wouldn't hit you.

00:03:44.000 So it was kind of Pavlovian in a way because I was always getting into some sort of trouble because, as my parents both said, you're never going to get a husband because one, you don't control your eating and you have a big mouth and all you do is talk about yourself.

00:03:59.000 So anyway, I was always in trouble and I learned to be funny to kind of get myself out of trouble.

00:04:06.000 Although sometimes trying to be funny has gotten me in a lot of trouble.

00:04:10.000 Well, good trouble, though.

00:04:12.000 As you say, you're a radical there.

00:04:14.000 And so, I mean, the show became such a huge success.

00:04:16.000 And it was in some ways kind of the working class, let's just say, the place where the working class could laugh and feel some commonality.

00:04:26.000 I mean, it was actually took place in Kane County, Illinois, Roseanne, right near where I grew up in Wheeling.

00:04:31.000 I grew up in.

00:04:32.000 Oh, wow.

00:04:33.000 Yeah.

00:04:33.000 So why'd you pick Kane County, by the way?

00:04:36.000 I mean, was that where you grew up or is it, did you choose that?

00:04:39.000 Was that the writers?

00:04:40.000 That was my head writer, Matt Williams.

00:04:44.000 He chose that location.

00:04:46.000 I was really down for it because it was so middle of America.

00:04:49.000 And that's what I wanted was the exact middle, you know, because I'm from Salt Lake City, Utah, which is kind of middle.

00:04:56.000 It's kind of middle America in a lot of ways.

00:04:59.000 And in a lot of ways, it was different.

00:05:03.000 It was a weird place to be Jewish, I always say.

00:05:06.000 But I learned a lot and there were a lot of nice people there.

00:05:09.000 But I was going to continue with my story.

00:05:13.000 And I was always funny.

00:05:15.000 So I found myself at a young age, a teenager, I would write funny things like a lot of bloggers do, like a lot of young bloggers do.

00:05:25.000 And, you know, I got picked up in a couple of newspapers.

00:05:28.000 So that was exciting.

00:05:29.000 And then, you know, I always harbored in my dreams and my heart that I would someday be a stand-up comic.

00:05:37.000 And then I was 28 years old and I went to see this play and it was by Gertrude Stein.

00:05:43.000 And there was one poem in the play called The 28th Year.

00:05:47.000 And she says, well, you don't always have to be 28 in your 28th year, but every life has a 28th year where it dawns on you what you want to do.

00:05:56.000 And hearing that, I went, I'm going to do stand-up comedy.

00:06:01.000 And I was a bar waitress at the time.

00:06:06.000 And I always would make my customers laugh.

00:06:09.000 And one day one of my customers came in.

00:06:11.000 He said, you really should go down to that comedy club downtown and go down there on amateur night.

00:06:18.000 And I was just blown away that it was there.

00:06:22.000 So I went down there.

00:06:24.000 And that's what I started doing stand up.

00:06:27.000 And then it was about four years into doing stand-up there in Denver that people came and saw me and said, you need to go to LA to meet Mitzi Shore because she's really going to like what you do at the comedy store in LA.

00:06:41.000 So that's what I did four years later.

00:06:43.000 I walked into the comedy store and I did five minutes for Mitzi Shore.

00:06:47.000 When I came off stage, Mitzi said, go do 20 minutes in the big room, which seated 400 people.

00:06:56.000 And that was the very same night that I auditioned.

00:06:59.000 And all the waitresses said she'd never done that before.

00:07:02.000 And that was exciting.

00:07:04.000 And while I was doing those 20 minutes, there were important people in the audience.

00:07:09.000 One of them was a man named George Schlaughter, who came up and asked me, did I want to be in his network special called The Women of Comedy?

00:07:19.000 And of course, it blew my mind.

00:07:20.000 And I said, yes.

00:07:22.000 And he featured me.

00:07:23.000 And while we were in rehearsal for that taping, the tonight show with Johnny Carson, their guy, Jim McCauley, he was in the audience.

00:07:32.000 And he said, I'm putting you on Friday.

00:07:34.000 And at that time, there had been no women stand-ups on that show for eight years.

00:07:40.000 So it was way exciting.

00:07:43.000 And then, you know, I got while I was on the Carson show, Julio Iglesias was the guest and asked me if I would open for him on an 18 city tour, to which I said, of course.

00:07:55.000 And that's how I got my start.

00:07:57.000 And I was seen in all these cities, and that's how I that led to my getting my own TV show based on my comedy stand-up act.

00:08:05.000 But when I was a little girl and I used to watch TV with my dad, he would really make fun of the TV shows and how unreal they were.

00:08:14.000 And that kind of planted a seed in me too.

00:08:16.000 And I'd watch him and go, There's nothing like my family or any of the families I know on there.

00:08:21.000 We were a working-class family.

00:08:23.000 And I always had the desire to get on TV and tell the truth about how the people who were the viewers actually were.

00:08:31.000 And I always felt insulted by what they were putting across because I never saw anything like any of that.

00:08:36.000 All the dads, none of the dads in my neighborhood came home in a suit and presided over this perfect family.

00:08:43.000 They were all tired.

00:08:46.000 You know, they were all laying on the couch, and the mom was like, you know, yelling to everybody to get ready for dinner or what have you, or to help out in the family.

00:08:56.000 And, you know, you go do the laundry or take it out and put in the dryer and these kind of things that working families, you know, the reality of life for working families.

00:09:04.000 I wanted to see it on TV.

00:09:05.000 And I guess I felt like that it was my mission to do it.

00:09:08.000 And I always felt it was my mission to make the viewer feel happy instead of to denigrate them, which I felt television was doing, particularly to the, well, to everybody in the family and the family itself.

00:09:23.000 It never, it never showed what I thought was important.

00:09:25.000 And I felt it was important for me to get on there and do it.

00:09:28.000 That was kind of what happened.

00:09:31.000 You were patient zero for cancel culture. 1.00

00:09:34.000 Roseanne, walk us through that. 0.78

00:09:35.000 Yeah.

00:09:36.000 Oh my God, it was a nightmare from beginning to end.

00:09:40.000 Well, I went back because, you know, they kept on begging me to come back to TV.

00:09:47.000 And so I thought, hey, this is a good time for me to come back to TV because I think I could do a comedy about people getting along despite their political differences, which I felt was needed in our country because I felt like they were really dividing people.

00:10:02.000 And maybe I could come back and remind people about family and love and understanding and all those kinds of things that I always had on my show.

00:10:12.000 And I felt like it was a religious mission again for me.

00:10:18.000 And so I went back and I should never have done that.

00:10:23.000 I still don't understand why they wanted me so bad to beg me like that.

00:10:27.000 But almost immediately, it was like being Daniel thrown into the lion's den.

00:10:33.000 I mean, nobody thought like me and everyone hated Trump.

00:10:36.000 They just hated him, even though he had employed so many of them on his many television ventures.

00:10:45.000 And they all got jobs from him.

00:10:47.000 So I, you know, I saw what happened though.

00:10:50.000 And it was the very radicalized left that really changed the Democratic Party when they took when they came to the center, thanks to Pelosi.

00:10:59.000 And, you know, they just put everybody off.

00:11:02.000 And now I feel they've pushed everybody away because it's such a small minority of these radicals that have taken over the Democratic Party.

00:11:11.000 But, you know, more and more people, it's becoming clear to them every day.

00:11:15.000 But I was fighting those people.

00:11:18.000 And just the example I give is: well, I say it is like being in the lion's den because I was the only one.

00:11:25.000 And there were a lot of people at the network who were very Obama-sized, I call it, you know, to where they'd already made judgments about me based on hating Trump and not knowing anything about me.

00:11:43.000 And even though they worked with me and saw that every episode I did was, you know, against racism, homophobia, and all the other obias, phobias, everything I've ever done has been about that, about the larger civil rights of, you know, the marginalized in society.

00:12:02.000 Everything in my life has been for that.

00:12:06.000 You send out this tweet, which I found was hilarious about Valerie Jarrett.

00:12:09.000 And you would have thought that, you know, you... you threw their pagan idols into the Pacific Ocean.

00:12:16.000 I mean, the reaction is you send out this single tweet about Valerie Jarrett and they destroy everything.

00:12:22.000 Well, what I did was caption a picture, a meme, and it showed her.

00:12:28.000 And, you know, she looked white to me. 0.98

00:12:30.000 I knew I, the only thing I knew about her besides her terrible destructive policies in the world were that she was from Iran. 1.00

00:12:41.000 So, of course, you know, and that she works with many, you know, different parties in Iran.

00:12:49.000 So anyway, a picture came and she looked just like a character in the movie I referenced, which also happens to be about a movie about the militarized police force that Obama started, you know, that hence her was, she was part of that.

00:13:06.000 And, you know, I felt like America was disintegrating and would soon become, you know, a militarized police state, which I feel it has.

00:13:15.000 Yes.

00:13:16.000 But, you know, this was back then and I was on the number one show.

00:13:20.000 And like all the other arrogant stars, I guess you'd say, I felt I was right in that I had, as the number one star on television with 28 million viewers, which television hadn't seen anything like that in decades.

00:13:34.000 I felt like I had earned the right to speak like they all do when they go up to get their awards.

00:13:39.000 And I had, I felt like I had earned for myself.

00:13:43.000 And this was, you know, I felt like I had earned for myself the right to voice my opinion against the Obama militarized police force.

00:13:54.000 And that's what, and its actions in Iran and in Egypt during the Egyptian Spring or whatever, Arab Spring.

00:14:06.000 And I follow a lot of geopolitical news, you know.

00:14:09.000 I ran for president in 2012 against Obama.

00:14:13.000 And, you know, I was a proper socialist in every way.

00:14:18.000 And I just saw that the left had moved it so far left that it didn't belong in America anymore.

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00:15:27.000 Okay, Roseanne, finish that thought.

00:15:29.000 I was going to finish it by saying the network called me to ask me why I committed such an egregious thing.

00:15:37.000 And I said in my defense, well, because the first phone call I got was saying that everyone's calling you a racist.

00:15:44.000 And I responded by saying, Muslim isn't a race because they said, no, she's a black woman.

00:15:50.000 And I said, oh, my God.

00:15:53.000 So the network called asked why I did an egregious thing like that.

00:15:56.000 And I said, I thought she was white.

00:15:59.000 And so they knew, they knew that I had said that.

00:16:02.000 And yet the next day it was that network calling me a racist.

00:16:06.000 They knew that I thought she was white.

00:16:10.000 And yet the next day they were all calling me a racist and refusing to let me on any of their programs where hosts of those programs had done blackface, by the way.

00:16:19.000 They refused to let me go on those programs to explain what I meant by the tweet.

00:16:24.000 So, you know, they immediately de-platformed me, canceled my show, and then look at ways to kill my character as well as my character, which they had already killed by calling me a racist when I've been a civil rights activist my entire life.

00:16:39.000 So, you know, that's what they do.

00:16:41.000 The first call was to Valerie Jarrett from Bob Iger, the head of the network.

00:16:45.000 And the second call was to Michelle Obama.

00:16:48.000 And then he received a third call from Barack Obama congratulating him for canceling my show.

00:16:54.000 Because after all, what is freedom of speech?

00:16:57.000 And when people in the government phoned a network to cancel a star and deplatform her, I knew it didn't have a good portend to it because they didn't mind that they lost 25 million viewers.

00:17:11.000 It didn't even impact their shareholders, stockholders.

00:17:15.000 They didn't care either.

00:17:17.000 It was all to get Trump to make a Trump supporter appear as a racist because that was very, very important to them.

00:17:25.000 And it was the upcoming midterm elections coming up.

00:17:29.000 So I accused, and I knew it wasn't going to stop with me.

00:17:32.000 It wasn't going to stop with my viewers, who they also canceled.

00:17:37.000 I knew it wasn't going to stop there.

00:17:39.000 And I knew they were after our president.

00:17:43.000 Big time.

00:17:44.000 So, Roseanne, this is what I want to dive into, a couple of elements of this.

00:17:47.000 When other people that are in the protected political class in Hollywood make a joke that they don't like, they'll just put them on the sidelines for a minute or they'll give them a chance to apologize.

00:17:56.000 Howard Stern made light of the Columbine shooting.

00:17:59.000 Sarah Silverman wore blackface.

00:18:02.000 Joy Behar wore blackface.

00:18:04.000 So it's not as if you did anything that was bad.

00:18:08.000 Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel, right?

00:18:09.000 I can go through the whole list, but let's get into this, Roseanne.

00:18:12.000 There were probably people within the network that were never happy that the populist working class in America had a revival of a television show during the Trump era, and they were waiting, and they were waiting, and they were waiting.

00:18:24.000 Roseanne Barr.

00:18:26.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.

00:18:27.000 And that the lead character, you know, I didn't want to be the one to support Trump, but I wanted someone on the show to do it.

00:18:33.000 I thought it was too on the head for me to do it because I'd already been vocal about, you know, being a supporter before that.

00:18:40.000 But, you know, none of the other people on the show would do it.

00:18:45.000 None of them.

00:18:46.000 They all said, no, I'll never, I can't do that.

00:18:49.000 So I had to do it.

00:18:50.000 And, you know, I was proud to do it too.

00:18:53.000 And, but that shows you about the brainwashing there.

00:18:57.000 Yes.

00:18:58.000 Well, and that it was specifically an agenda.

00:19:01.000 And so, Roseanne, I want to broaden this for a second.

00:19:04.000 You mentioned Kimmel.

00:19:05.000 You know, the writers are all on strike on Hollywood.

00:19:07.000 This shows how irrelevant.

00:19:08.000 I didn't know they were on strike.

00:19:09.000 That shows how little that I actually pay attention to them until people told me the writer's strike was going to be over.

00:19:14.000 I said they were on strike.

00:19:15.000 That shows that they're kind of irrelevant.

00:19:17.000 But, you know, Roseanne, you look at those.

00:19:19.000 I said they were all complaining that they said the next scripts in Hollywood will be written by AI robots.

00:19:19.000 I know.

00:19:26.000 And I said, oh, boy, then they'll be funny.

00:19:30.000 And that's so you look at Kimmel, any of these guys, and you notice the crowd claps and they don't laugh.

00:19:37.000 It's more about political agreement.

00:19:39.000 Humor is under attack.

00:19:40.000 Roseanne, the reason they don't like you and the reason why you are an American legend is you tell the truth.

00:19:44.000 Truth and humor are the same thing.

00:19:46.000 You laugh because someone is noticing something you know to be true.

00:19:48.000 They say in a way that you might not have thought before.

00:19:51.000 We're not laughing very much as a society.

00:19:53.000 Humor is under attack from every direction.

00:19:56.000 In fact, humor is largely dead.

00:19:57.000 Why do you think that is?

00:19:59.000 Well, I said when it happened, when Obama signed the NDAA, he made comedy illegal.

00:20:05.000 And I commented that on my on my Twitter, you know, whatever it's called, crawl.

00:20:13.000 I said comedy is now illegal because you can't, you know, it's a ministry of truth, just like in Ayn Rand's book, you know, you will have to be certified before you can speak your opinion as an American.

00:20:30.000 And that was frightening.

00:20:32.000 And it's continued to go downhill.

00:20:34.000 And it's just horrifying.

00:20:38.000 But I want to say comedy is having a big comeback down there in Austin, Texas, at Joe Rogan's Club, which we can all go to.

00:20:46.000 And Joe guarantees our freedom of speech there.

00:20:49.000 Thank you, Joe.

00:20:50.000 And a lot of comics are coming from all over the country.

00:20:53.000 And the kind of comedy that's emanating from that place is like a renaissance of comedy.

00:20:58.000 It's all political.

00:20:59.000 It's all like going to putting the blame upwards instead of lateral or that's so smart.

00:21:06.000 Yeah, that's so smart.

00:21:07.000 Making fun of working class people from your elitist college-educated point of view that you've been trained to do.

00:21:14.000 But, you know, it's not talking down with that sneer, like that cold bear snare.

00:21:20.000 It's not none of that.

00:21:21.000 It's for real.

00:21:22.000 And I'm so, I just want everyone to know how positive I feel about what's coming up in the future and how I see these unfolding and staggering synchronicities and minor miracles of us getting through, us getting through the great big wall, the new Berlin wall of information that's been put around our country.

00:21:46.000 But we're breaking through it.

00:21:48.000 And it's just fantastic to witness it.

00:21:50.000 Like Paxton get, you know, like some justice in Texas where they tried to frame him like they're trying to, like they have been framing me.

00:22:01.000 People like me who love our country and believe in integration and not segregation.

00:22:10.000 And people like me who think that our veterans deserve something that people who sent their children to fight in the wars shouldn't lose their houses.

00:22:20.000 Stuff like that, that comes from the bottom up, not the top down, not any manufactured revolution or progressive revolution.

00:22:29.000 I say progressive as a cancer, not any kind of revolution that comes from the intelligentsia down, but one that comes from the living humans who do all the work who make things go.

00:22:40.000 That therefore a real grassroots revolution, which they've tried to co-opt with their hoity-toidiness, but everybody sees through it now.

00:22:49.000 And that is by the grace of God, I think.

00:22:52.000 Roseanne, that's such a smart point.

00:22:54.000 I want to dive into that.

00:22:55.000 That most comedy, especially post-Trump, has been punching down. 1.00

00:22:59.000 Look at the smelly Walmart person.

00:23:01.000 Look at the welder. 0.66

00:23:02.000 Look at the deplorable, where comedy.

00:23:05.000 That's why that's part of why I came back because I just couldn't take it.

00:23:09.000 I just couldn't take it.

00:23:11.000 I'm like, oh my God, it's disgusting. 0.80

00:23:13.000 How dare they? 0.98

00:23:14.000 How very effing dare they?

00:23:17.000 And it's cheap, right?

00:23:19.000 But that goes to show that comics have now become the Praetorian guard for the oligarchs when comedy is supposed to challenge the powerful.

00:23:27.000 This is why Stalin put the comics in prison.

00:23:30.000 And our current comics class, yeah, actually aren't comics because they're not making fun of, which is revealing and telling the truth about Pfizer AstraZeneca.

00:23:38.000 Look at Woody Harrison, right?

00:23:40.000 Speaking truth to power.

00:23:42.000 That's what comedy is.

00:23:43.000 That's what the gesture was in the king's court.

00:23:46.000 He could come and make fun of fun of the king in front of the people.

00:23:49.000 And the king, you know, would laugh at himself.

00:23:53.000 And therefore, the people would give their consent because they loved a guy who could laugh at himself.

00:23:57.000 That showed that he wasn't corrupted.

00:24:00.000 But when these people can't laugh at themselves, and even the way they look that might be, you know, similar to a character in a movie, that's a real red flag of fascism.

00:24:15.000 And what's so funny is they say they're anti-fascist, which is just hilarious.

00:24:18.000 But Roseanne.

00:24:19.000 Well, you know, everything is the opposite of what it means.

00:24:22.000 Like, you know, when they say Green New Deal, that means they're going to destroy everything living in the world.

00:24:30.000 So, you know, they always use the language that makes you think, oh, like, you know, like these scams the Bush family ran where they said security and fiduciary duty in their, you know, banking scams.

00:24:44.000 Come on, people.

00:24:46.000 You got to learn.

00:24:47.000 The key is reverse the reversal.

00:24:49.000 You're already being told, you're already being told the reverse of the truth.

00:24:53.000 So you just, all you have to do is just reverse it one more time to know the truth because they get the truth and corrupt it.

00:25:00.000 So uncorrupted.

00:25:02.000 That's why you got a thinking cap that came from the root.

00:25:05.000 To the root.

00:25:07.000 And so you look at Woody Harrelson, who goes and does an SNL open, which is hilarious about Pfizer and AstraZeneca and Moderna.

00:25:14.000 And he gets criticized.

00:25:16.000 Yeah, he did that right after my Fox special where I made fun of the vaccine and I was the first one to do it.

00:25:22.000 And it was to everybody saying, don't do it.

00:25:25.000 But after I did it, like two weeks after my Fox special, then he was on SNL doing it, which I applaud him for, but I was pissed.

00:25:34.000 And I said, he's still in my, he's stealing my act.

00:25:38.000 Well, a lot of people have stolen your stuff.

00:25:40.000 Oh, they all steal my stuff, but I don't even care anymore.

00:25:43.000 And now I just troll it like I go to trolls on Twitter.

00:25:46.000 I mean, I troll.

00:25:48.000 I go to powerful people on Twitter and I type something in that I know they're going to subsume, consume, and use and not give me credit.

00:25:56.000 I don't even care if I get credit anymore.

00:25:59.000 The need for good ideas that set people straight and speak truth to power and speak to gather in your soulmates.

00:26:10.000 That's all we have to fight with is words.

00:26:13.000 Yes.

00:26:14.000 And what you're such a deep and profound point, which is that the comics for years were the rebels against the powerful.

00:26:25.000 I can't get off this point.

00:26:26.000 And I haven't heard anyone else articulate this.

00:26:28.000 And now the comics are the defenders of the powerful.

00:26:31.000 And the jokes you are not allowed to tell are against the powerful people.

00:26:37.000 And you know this because if you the powerful people are always acting as if they're the marginalized group.

00:26:43.000 No, they're not.

00:26:44.000 Like Fauci's like, I'm under attack.

00:26:46.000 You're in charge of everything.

00:26:47.000 The FBI is in charge of everything.

00:26:50.000 There's never been such a target-rich environment for comedy in the history of the human species.

00:26:56.000 That is exactly true because the best comedy comes from shooting down the arrogance, taking the bubble out, taking the piss out of it.

00:27:07.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:08.000 That's the funniest stuff.

00:27:09.000 But when we're all afraid to laugh at it, that's like saying, hey, to the emperor, you ain't got no clothes on, pal.

00:27:17.000 We want you to, you know, but now it's gone so far that it's not enough for the emperor to be naked in the street. 0.96

00:27:23.000 He has to wave his junk right in our kids' face, too, because they get off on humiliating us. 0.96

00:27:30.000 Yeah, you really connected some dots to me, Roseanne. 0.98

00:27:33.000 Powerful people who are LARPing live-action role playing as the oppressed.

00:27:39.000 Meanwhile, the welder, the carpenter, the electrician, the teacher, the mom, they can't pay their mortgage.

00:27:43.000 The children.

00:27:44.000 Yeah, they can't pay for gasoline, but it's their fault that they exist, that they breathe.

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00:28:57.000 All right, check out the Roseanne Barr podcast.

00:29:00.000 I have subscribed.

00:29:00.000 You need to subscribe.

00:29:01.000 It's excellent.

00:29:02.000 All right, Roseanne, let's play a little word association.

00:29:04.000 Yeah.

00:29:04.000 You ready?

00:29:05.000 First thing that comes to mind throughout this list: Zelensky.

00:29:09.000 Criminal. 0.83

00:29:11.000 Putin. 0.97

00:29:12.000 Scary.

00:29:14.000 Elon Musk.

00:29:16.000 Scary.

00:29:20.000 Donald Trump.

00:29:22.000 King.

00:29:26.000 Ron DeSantis.

00:29:28.000 I can't think of the word, but the Trojan horse.

00:29:33.000 Hillary Clinton. 0.99

00:29:36.000 Satan. 0.99

00:29:39.000 Michelle Obama. 0.98

00:29:42.000 Satan. 0.90

00:29:44.000 Joan Rivers. 1.00

00:29:48.000 Victim. 1.00

00:29:49.000 Of Satan. 0.99

00:29:55.000 Kamala Harris.

00:29:58.000 Satan.

00:30:01.000 Joe Biden.

00:30:03.000 Jim.

00:30:04.000 Oh, I can't say more than one word.

00:30:05.000 Mask.

00:30:07.000 You could maybe bend the rules a little bit.

00:30:10.000 Hunter Biden.

00:30:11.000 Jim Carrey in a mask.

00:30:12.000 Jim Carrey in a mask.

00:30:15.000 Hunter Biden.

00:30:16.000 Because no one can fall up the stairs that good but Jim Carrey.

00:30:19.000 That's right.

00:30:20.000 Hunter Biden.

00:30:22.000 Oh, Undercover.

00:30:25.000 Hmm.

00:30:26.000 Okay, here's some new ones.

00:30:27.000 LeBron James.

00:30:29.000 Cuckoo.

00:30:32.000 Tucker Carlson.

00:30:34.000 King.

00:30:37.000 Jimmy Kimmel. 0.94

00:30:41.000 Freak. 0.92

00:30:44.000 I'm going to save a good one for last. 1.00

00:30:46.000 But here's Nancy Pelosi. 1.00

00:30:48.000 Satan's boss. 0.96

00:30:49.000 Oh, that's two words.

00:30:53.000 Point taken.

00:30:54.000 And then finally, Gavin Newsom.

00:30:57.000 Clone.

00:30:58.000 Clone.

00:31:00.000 Roseanne Barr, Word Association. 0.91

00:31:02.000 Roseanne, close it all up. 0.95

00:31:03.000 Tell us why we should subscribe to your podcast and just let's wrap this conversation how you see fit.

00:31:08.000 You should subscribe to my podcast because I try to tell the truth and I am shortly going to begin showing people how they can overcome their MK Ultra mind control through meditation given by God through Torah. 0.61

00:31:24.000 And we can win easily if we do that and put our heads together and with love for each other, we're going to win.

00:31:31.000 And we already have won because God already did win, but we just have to witness it and be aware of it.

00:31:37.000 And I have good guests.

00:31:39.000 You had Carrie Lake.

00:31:39.000 Oh, you have great guests.

00:31:40.000 You got to check it out.

00:31:41.000 Tease us more meditation via the Torah.

00:31:44.000 Tell us more about that.

00:31:45.000 Well, there's five steps to it.

00:31:47.000 And I want everyone to know because you can close down your MK Ultra mind control that the dark side has put on you.

00:31:56.000 And it's five steps.

00:31:58.000 The first one is decide to meditate.

00:32:00.000 And the fifth one is to rest before you begin again.

00:32:05.000 And the ones in the middle are about taking in breath and expelling it.

00:32:09.000 And I'm going to talk about how wonderful it is that we have this weapon, this way of surviving.

00:32:16.000 And all we have to do is just breathe in the air.

00:32:20.000 Breathe in the air.

00:32:21.000 Check out the Roseanne Barr podcast.

00:32:22.000 Roseanne, I hope to meet you in person sometime soon.

00:32:25.000 God bless you.

00:32:26.000 And thank you for your great work.

00:32:28.000 You're very special.

00:32:28.000 Thank you.

00:32:29.000 God bless you.

00:32:30.000 And thank you for your great work.

00:32:32.000 Thank you.

00:32:33.000 Roseanne Barr, everybody.

00:32:35.000 Thanks so much for listening.

00:32:36.000 Everybody, email us as always, freedom at charliekirk.com.

00:32:40.000 Thanks so much for listening and God bless.

00:32:45.000 For more on many of these stories and news you can trust, go to CharlieKirk.com.

The Charlie Kirk Show - September 22, 2023

A Full Hour with Roseanne Barr

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