The Charlie Kirk Show - THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 118 — Looksmaxxing and Jestergooning? $500 Faces? Blame Canada?

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00:01:09.000 All right, welcome to Thought Crime Thursday.

00:01:12.000 We are doing, I got my jack.

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00:01:20.000 I get cold in the studio.

00:01:21.000 They have it turned down to like 61 for the equipment here.

00:01:24.000 Anyways, welcome to Thought Crime.

00:01:27.000 I'm totally, I do not do well with cold.

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00:01:36.000 He doesn't have his jack-jack and hasn't had his din din yet.

00:01:39.000 So we got to get into some breaking news here because I'll be honest with you in the audience, I'm pretty upset.

00:01:45.000 Pretty pissed off, I think is a good way to say it.

00:01:49.000 We had a shooting in West Bloomfield, Michigan, about 20 miles down the road from Dearborn, Michigan, which, as many of you know, is the epicenter for the Islamification of the country. 1.00

00:02:02.000 And it looks like new intel has come in.

00:02:05.000 Bill Melusian tweeted out, it looks like we have that at 24, that this person appears to be, the car is registered to a Lebanese naturalized U.S. citizen.

00:02:18.000 So assuming that it wasn't a carjacking or a stolen car, it's safe to assume that this would be a naturalized U.S. citizen that committed this crime.

00:02:24.000 We'll wait for those details to come in.

00:02:26.000 But even if that turns out to not be the case, we have another shooting in Virginia.

00:02:32.000 This one's even more egregious on some level.

00:02:35.000 It's a naturalized citizen from Sierra Leone.

00:02:38.000 Again, when I say naturalized, that means that they were.

00:02:42.000 It means we had this person here and we thought this person is awesome.

00:02:46.000 Means we let them in.

00:02:47.000 We should give them the right to live in America.

00:02:49.000 We should let them vote.

00:02:50.000 And nothing can make them leave.

00:02:52.000 They should have the right to vote, the right to all of our welfare programs. 0.99

00:02:56.000 Correct.

00:02:56.000 This is the type of person we want in America.

00:02:59.000 This person was known by the FBI.

00:03:02.000 This person had been radicalized by ISIS, had traveled abroad multiple times.

00:03:08.000 In 2016, he was prosecuted, right, Blake?

00:03:10.000 2016?

00:03:11.000 Yes, yes, he was imprisoned.

00:03:13.000 Imprisoned.

00:03:14.000 And we let him back out on the streets for some reason.

00:03:17.000 And because he was a naturalized citizen.

00:03:19.000 Yeah, because he's a naturalized citizen.

00:03:21.000 But add that just to this month.

00:03:23.000 And I'm going to read from a tweet from Will Kane here.

00:03:25.000 He said, this month, Austin Shooter.

00:03:28.000 You remember that one?

00:03:29.000 Austin, radicalized, said property of Allah.

00:03:33.000 Property of Allah.

00:03:34.000 Islam, Property of Islam. 0.95

00:03:36.000 Shouted Alu Akbar.

00:03:37.000 Austin shooter, naturalized citizen.

00:03:40.000 The OD shooter, naturalized citizens.

00:03:42.000 The New York City teen bombers.

00:03:45.000 Thankfully it did not go off.

00:03:46.000 Children of naturalized citizen.

00:03:48.000 And now the Michigan synagogue attacked naturalized citizen. 0.99

00:03:51.000 We are giving full citizenship rights in this country to people who hate us and want you dead.

00:03:58.000 We have a legal immigration problem in this country.

00:04:01.000 And today shines a very bright spotlight on this horrible reality that we've created ourselves.

00:04:07.000 So we need to start there.

00:04:09.000 Blake, Jack, thoughts.

00:04:11.000 Well, and I want to, I want to go in because the one in Michigan, I believe it was also a car ramming, right?

00:04:20.000 So it was a, and I think there was a preschool that was on the premises as well.

00:04:25.000 And so it was a car ramming.

00:04:27.000 And then not all the details are exactly out on that just yet because this is breaking news, but it was a car ramming and then, you know, an attempted shooting as well, I think is what we saw.

00:04:39.000 And that the shooter.

00:04:41.000 So yeah, car ramming and shooting incident has now been killed.

00:04:46.000 Bill Melugin says something about the corpse actually being on fire.

00:04:50.000 So I think that I'm sure there's going to be an investigation into whether or not explosives were used in that case.

00:04:56.000 Yeah, well, they're actually still clearing the scene as far as we're aware that because they're looking for incendiary devices or bombs.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:04.000 We're in the middle of it, similar to the, you know, whether they're explosives, similar to the individuals in New York City.

00:05:11.000 And, you know, what's crazy about those two from New York that attempted bombing was, you know, I was looking at this, that town where they grew up in, apparently, that Newtown PA area that's not far at all from where I grew up, where I'm from.

00:05:29.000 The only difference is that Newtown PA is one of the, I mean, they lived in the lap of luxury.

00:05:35.000 It's one of the nicest towns in the United States.

00:05:38.000 The idea that there could be an ISIS cell there is just, it's jarring.

00:05:43.000 My whole family is talking about this.

00:05:45.000 They went in and there was a suspicious, you know, there are suspicious items found in a storage locker that they had that the SWAT team and bomb squad had to go in and they were, I think it was a material, a residue, they say, that they were worried was a potential explosive.

00:06:01.000 What they call it, Jack Daughter of Satan or something like that.

00:06:05.000 Well, it was TATP, which is a very common but also powerful explosive that can be made in home.

00:06:11.000 So TATP is a precursor and an explosive that you would see in the Middle East in ISIS bombings, et cetera.

00:06:20.000 So it's not, by the way, something that you would find, that you would just go on YouTube and watch a tutorial on.

00:06:28.000 It's something that's actually quite serious.

00:06:30.000 And so real questions as to whether or not there were others involved or bomb makers involved that were not that were not caught at the scene.

00:06:37.000 And I just want to say again about this town, Newtown PA.

00:06:41.000 I mean, this thing, it's an idyllic town.

00:06:44.000 It's very luxurious.

00:06:46.000 It is, they have a great downtown.

00:06:48.000 It's kind of like, and I had this tweet that went pretty viral.

00:06:50.000 I said, this is like, you know, if you're not from PA and you don't understand, it's like the town out of Gilmore Girls.

00:06:56.000 It's like the town out of Gilmore Girls.

00:06:56.000 Okay.

00:06:59.000 It is just a sleepy, nice suburb where with, you know, it's absolutely gorgeous.

00:07:05.000 The people there are very affluent.

00:07:08.000 And the idea that an ISIS cell could be operating out of there is shocking to anyone in the area.

00:07:14.000 But at the same time, Andrew, to your point, when we look at the higher percentage of foreign-born individuals that now reside in so many of these places, obviously Dearborn being one of the hottest of all the hotspots for that in terms of Middle Eastern migration, you know, should we really, should we really be surprised?

00:07:31.000 And look, I know the FBI has been out saying we're tracking, you know, and Kash Patel over there has done a great job saying, hey, we're tracking these things.

00:07:38.000 But at the end of the day, what you've done is you've imported foreign populations that in many cases are going to be inherently hostile, inherently hostile to your way of life, inherently hostile to your values, inherently hostile to your society. 1.00

00:07:54.000 And the only way that this can be dealt with is mass deportations.

00:07:57.000 And this is something that Charlie, right?

00:07:59.000 And we all know this, that Charlie was talking about this in his last days in the planet.

00:08:06.000 This is exactly what he was talking about.

00:08:08.000 So, what we're, I mean, yeah, mass deportations, but we're talking about a whole different thing here.

00:08:12.000 We're talking about the fact that every year in fiscal year 2023, we issued 1.17 million green cards.

00:08:19.000 In fiscal year 2024, preliminary data shows 980,000 green cards were issued through the first three quarters.

00:08:25.000 We're talking about legal immigration.

00:08:28.000 These are people that have been brought here that, as Blake said, we did this to ourselves.

00:08:33.000 We chose to bestow upon them the full rights and privileges of United States citizenship, and they turned the gun on us. 0.92

00:08:39.000 And they're trying to kill Americans. 0.88

00:08:41.000 And I'm sick of it. 1.00

00:08:42.000 I don't know when we're ever going to like wake up from this idiocy and actually start saying, oh, I don't know. 1.00

00:08:47.000 Maybe we shouldn't be importing people that hate us. 0.99

00:08:49.000 Maybe we shouldn't be importing people that have a loyalty to something, some religion, some country other than our own. 1.00

00:08:57.000 Because guess what?

00:08:58.000 I was born in this country. 0.99

00:09:00.000 I'm going to die in this country.

00:09:01.000 My kids were born in this country. 1.00

00:09:03.000 They're going to die in this country.

00:09:04.000 We love this country first. 0.99

00:09:06.000 I'm so sick and tired of bestowing the rights and privileges of an American citizen upon people that don't give a crap about it or their children that grew up to not give a crap about it. 0.87

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00:10:20.000 Well, and Andrew, in Europe, where they're already also dealing with this issue, they do have something that they view as a new way forward, and it's called remigration.

00:10:31.000 And President Trump is a very good question.

00:10:33.000 President Trump has endorsed this in many cases.

00:10:37.000 We do hear kind of occasionally different signals out of the White House over what is going to be prioritized at any given time.

00:10:45.000 Axios, of course, had a story about that this week.

00:10:47.000 But President Trump has said many times that he believes, specifically, by the way, remigration and reverse migration, and I'll tell you exactly the last time he said it was Thanksgiving when on last Thanksgiving, so just what, you know, four months ago here, we had the shooting of two National Guard members, one male, one female.

00:11:09.000 The female who was killed on the scene, and the male was obviously just at the State of the Union a couple weeks ago.

00:11:16.000 And those were done by Afghan migrants. 1.00

00:11:18.000 So again, we're here legally.

00:11:21.000 And President Trump said, no, reverse migration, remigrate them all.

00:11:27.000 Perfectly fine with that.

00:11:28.000 Totally fine with that.

00:11:29.000 It's got to become a priority.

00:11:30.000 And, you know, I got into it with a certain senator earlier today for saying specifically this, that we need to take this threat seriously.

00:11:37.000 We need to take it seriously.

00:11:38.000 It needs to become one of the highest priorities in the United States.

00:11:41.000 There's no question about it.

00:11:43.000 And little did I know that, you know, just on the same day that that happened, that there would be two more Muslim migrant attacks.

00:11:52.000 Blake?

00:11:54.000 I think there will be more.

00:11:55.000 There will probably be another one by tomorrow.

00:11:57.000 I think we're getting a lot of, we're seeing the consequences of throwing open America to basically the entire planet and saying everyone deserves to be in America.

00:12:10.000 No one should ever be forced to leave America.

00:12:12.000 There should be no penalties for attacking Americans.

00:12:15.000 Again, today, Markson, I think the first time we've had a repeat offender on literal terrorism.

00:12:24.000 Can you walk through that case?

00:12:27.000 We know there was a previous case.

00:12:28.000 It seems that in 2016, I haven't read all the details.

00:12:31.000 We'll get those soon enough.

00:12:32.000 But it seems that he supported ISIS in 2016.

00:12:36.000 So they arrested him.

00:12:37.000 They imprisoned him.

00:12:39.000 He received, I think, 12 years, was let out after about eight.

00:12:42.000 So he gets out in 2024.

00:12:44.000 And because in our great wisdom, we made him a naturalized U.S. citizen and our lawmakers, in their great wisdom, do not allow us to denaturalize citizens for crimes like joining foreign terrorist groups that want to murder Americans.

00:12:57.000 He just got out and they stopped monitoring him.

00:12:59.000 And he thought, okay, well, you know, first time didn't work out, but second time's a charm.

00:13:03.000 So he got a gun and he went and started shooting up old Dominion.

00:13:06.000 And thankfully now he is dead, so he cannot offend a third time, though I'm sure we'd find a way to do that if he were still with us.

00:13:15.000 And I suspect this won't be the last time because we pathologically want to let in people who will attack and kill us.

00:13:23.000 Zuzu's pedals, by the way, donated in a Rumble rant. 0.71

00:13:26.000 It feels like even our legal immigration system is designed to kill Americans.

00:13:30.000 Yes.

00:13:31.000 Yes, it is, Zuzu.

00:13:32.000 That is clearly the case.

00:13:34.000 I think one of the most enraging things to me is there are so many obvious problems and flaws in our immigration system that, I mean, at a minimum, Republicans could whip up a short bill with 10 different items on it and just vote on it and force Democrats to vote against it.

00:13:51.000 I would include things like, you get denaturalized if you join a terrorist group.

00:13:54.000 I would include things like, you can't get a green card for a child bride. 0.95

00:13:59.000 Did you know you're allowed to do that in America?

00:14:01.000 You can bring in a child bride to marry you. 1.00

00:14:03.000 That happens.

00:14:04.000 It happens regularly.

00:14:05.000 Like there's several cases a year.

00:14:07.000 Bunches of things.

00:14:08.000 Maybe you can't get a green card for someone who's your first cousin, even if it's legal.

00:14:11.000 This is great, but like, I'm going to play a clip for you here about the, this is the Virginia shooting.

00:14:19.000 This guy was like known by the FBI.

00:14:22.000 Okay? 1.00

00:14:22.000 Because like we can't even get to the point where we're getting known threats off the streets, let alone, you know, passing immigration reform through our stupid Congress. 1.00

00:14:32.000 Cut 16. 0.98

00:14:34.000 What still little details that we know about this shooting are how are we able to confirm that this or this was an act of terrorism?

00:14:42.000 How it was an act of terrorism?

00:14:44.000 I can tell you that we have confirmed reports that prior to him conducting this act of terrorism, he shouted outstated al-Akbar.

00:14:55.000 And he was formerly a subject of a FBI investigation in material supporting terrorism.

00:15:05.000 Yet he was walking free.

00:15:07.000 And more will, because our illustrious leaders just choose to let it happen.

00:15:13.000 Here's something I tweeted as well, that there's a, you know, there's a tendency, I think, for a lot of people to call the, say, oh, this is a sleeper cell, and then create this picture that, oh, they, you know, they're directly working for Iran or the IRGC, and they've been contacted by Iran in some way to, you know, press the trigger and activate the, you know, the cell.

00:15:37.000 It's got that, like, that old Claire Dane's homeland show kind of thing.

00:15:41.000 But that's, in reality, that's not really what it's like.

00:15:44.000 In reality, in many cases, these are self-radicalized individuals.

00:15:48.000 They are people who they are, you know, supportive of ISIS for their own means. 0.91

00:15:53.000 And they're, again, just part of a hostile population that we've allowed into our country because I think Zuzius Pettles is right because we have an immigration system that is designed to kill Americans. 1.00

00:16:06.000 The point of a system is what it does.

00:16:08.000 And so whether it's killing you through what they're doing in terms of depressing wages and putting pressure on our housing market and wreaking havoc on us economically, or in this case, literally and actually directly picking up guns and killing us, it almost seems like that's exactly what's been happening over and over and over.

00:16:30.000 So no, I don't think this is just some like, like, oh, we're, you know, we've got the call from the new Ayatollah who like nobody can see anyway.

00:16:39.000 Like he hasn't even like put any actual audio out yet or anything.

00:16:43.000 It's like Schrödinger's Ayatollah.

00:16:45.000 But no, it's, it's not like that.

00:16:46.000 It's just they want to do this.

00:16:48.000 And there's Ryan Grimm, who, you know, is well sourced and has done a lot of reporting in this area, says that the guy who was from Lebanon, that apparently his family lived in one of these villages or one of these towns that was under attack that was in, you know, caught up in some of the bombings with Hezbollah.

00:17:06.000 And so he lost family members.

00:17:08.000 And, you know, it may have been a motivation for his attack on this synagogue in preschool that, you know, you took out my family.

00:17:16.000 You took out my kids.

00:17:17.000 I'm going to take out your kids or something like that. 1.00

00:17:20.000 Again, if, you know, if that reporting is to be believed.

00:17:24.000 But again, these are the types of blowback problems that you get into when you embark on the invade the world, invite the world policy.

00:17:33.000 And that's exactly what Charlie would talk about over and over.

00:17:37.000 All right, guys.

00:17:38.000 Today topic number two. 0.99

00:17:40.000 Should we hit ourselves in the face with hammers? 0.98

00:17:44.000 It would be more intelligent than our immigration system. 0.99

00:17:46.000 So yeah, sure.

00:17:47.000 Why not? 0.81

00:17:48.000 So of course, as I'm sure anyone under the age of probably 25 knows, the reason you would want to hit yourself in the face with a hammer is so that you can look smax. 1.00

00:17:48.000 All right. 1.00

00:17:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:00.000 Do you know what that is, Andrew?

00:18:02.000 I do know what looks maxing is.

00:18:03.000 Ooh, do you look smacks?

00:18:05.000 No.

00:18:06.000 You don't?

00:18:07.000 Can't you tell?

00:18:07.000 No.

00:18:08.000 I don't know.

00:18:09.000 I mean, it's pretty, it's pretty worrisome.

00:18:11.000 Blake tried to look smax once, but it didn't take.

00:18:14.000 Oh, I know.

00:18:15.000 What do you think the beard is about?

00:18:16.000 The beard is literally looks maxing.

00:18:19.000 No, but the problem is, is I'm getting bald mogged.

00:18:22.000 And so you've got jester gooning and bald mogging.

00:18:25.000 I refuse to say that word.

00:18:27.000 You're going to have to say it.

00:18:28.000 You're going to have to.

00:18:28.000 No.

00:18:29.000 No, that's a jackism. 0.89

00:18:30.000 Say it now.

00:18:31.000 I saw Jack say it on a show the other day.

00:18:34.000 And I was like, I'm not saying it.

00:18:37.000 Jacket said.

00:18:38.000 It's a jackism. 0.94

00:18:39.000 I said, what?

00:18:40.000 All I said was, all I said was Lindsey Graham is jestagooning for war, that Lindsey Graham loves to jester goon for war.

00:18:49.000 He doesn't care where the war is or really who's in the war.

00:18:53.000 It could be in Ukraine.

00:18:54.000 It could be in the Middle East.

00:18:56.000 It could be in Latin America.

00:18:57.000 But that's Lindsey Graham. 1.00

00:18:59.000 He loves jest dragooning for war.

00:19:01.000 Okay, so we probably should explain this a little bit because we do have listeners who are a little bit older.

00:19:06.000 We also have an 11-year-old, so let's try and keep it.

00:19:07.000 Yes, of course.

00:19:08.000 Well, so looks maxing.

00:19:08.000 Okay.

00:19:09.000 We can start with. 0.99

00:19:10.000 Just means acting silly. 0.97

00:19:11.000 Looks. 0.99

00:19:11.000 Literally just acting silly. 0.99

00:19:14.000 Also, also, 11-year-olds probably shouldn't be.

00:19:16.000 Listen, the entire idea is this is the PG-13 show.

00:19:18.000 Okay, so 13-year-olds.

00:19:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:20.000 So, yeah, so we've got, but so, so looks maxing is a subculture that's emerged.

00:19:25.000 It comes out of online internet forums.

00:19:27.000 I believe it comes out of the in-cel community, which is, of course, a community on the internet.

00:19:33.000 And so it's the guys who say, in these harsh times where we have more and more inequality and more and more extreme outcomes, the only path towards success is you have to massively maximize your physical appearance.

00:19:47.000 And that doesn't just consist of eating right or lifting weights so that you look stronger.

00:19:53.000 It includes things like aggressively reshaping your face.

00:19:57.000 And so there is a, I believe, is it, is it clavicular, Jack?

00:20:02.000 Clavicular is the guy who hits his face with a hammer in order to, the idea is it breaks your bones in your face.

00:20:08.000 And then as a result, you get sharper features.

00:20:11.000 And so you'll have a stronger chin, stronger cheekbones, and you will become more of a giga-chad, which is what you should all aspire to be.

00:20:20.000 Mewing. 0.97

00:20:20.000 You guys remember? 0.97

00:20:21.000 Have you guys heard of mewing?

00:20:23.000 Is that the one where you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth?

00:20:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:29.000 So mewing is the one where you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth and then you use it to sort of like spread out your upper mandible so that it so that it spreads the size of your jaw.

00:20:43.000 So the idea is that I don't know why it's called mewing, but that's what mewing is.

00:20:48.000 And there's also people who eat or chew, it's not mewing, but in other jaw-related looks maxing, is because people will eat, like chew like hard gum, like mastic gum or like something that's like a really, really extra chewy gum that they'll just like chow down on all the time.

00:21:07.000 And there's been some videos of guys with like, this, I saw this one clip, I don't know where it is, where, you know, this guy was like super skinny and like looked like he didn't go to the gym, but the only muscle in his entire body that he worked out was his jaw.

00:21:20.000 So he had this like massive like expanded jaw kind of situation going on there.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, no, I mean, that's, of course, makes you talk like a Habsburg. 0.99

00:21:29.000 That sounds weird to us, but I think do we have to admit that this is just the correct way to go about life?

00:21:34.000 Do we have to maximize our physical appearance at all costs due to inequality?

00:21:38.000 He's he's hammering his face with that hammer.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, look at him.

00:21:45.000 That's like a massager.

00:21:46.000 It's like a massage guy.

00:21:47.000 Well, it might be for the more mild version of it.

00:21:51.000 Maybe the higher budget version of it.

00:21:52.000 He definitely breaks bones in his face.

00:21:54.000 I know that.

00:21:56.000 I think we have a lot of stuff.

00:21:57.000 The idea is that in the system, you can eat like stronger cheekbones, I guess.

00:22:03.000 Or maybe it's like calcifies.

00:22:05.000 Is that the same thing?

00:22:07.000 So you break the bones, they grow back stronger and more, you know.

00:22:07.000 That's exactly what it is.

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00:24:47.000 Yeah, and so it's become this whole thing because we have these different looks maxing people.

00:24:51.000 They all seem to have bizarre names.

00:24:52.000 So, we have Clavicular, we have Androgenic.

00:24:56.000 We have there's a local tie-in here.

00:24:58.000 There's a guy who's, I only know him as ASU Frat Leader.

00:25:01.000 We all know that Arizona State is a particularly fratty school.

00:25:06.000 Particularly, Luxmax.

00:25:07.000 Yeah, and ASU Frat Leader.

00:25:08.000 In fact, ASU Frat Leader, I think we have a clip about this where he got publicly cortisol-checked by Androgenic.

00:25:15.000 Do we have clip nine?

00:25:16.000 Is that is that live or is that just B-roll?

00:25:18.000 Listen, Virus Mate, I will avenge Klav. 1.00

00:25:21.000 If it's a lost five grams of chest, I am coming to you.

00:25:25.000 I'm coming on in a few weeks.

00:25:27.000 Be there.

00:25:28.000 Okay, so I guess apparently, what happened is that clip was that ASU Frat Leader got publicly cortisol-checked by Androgenic, the number one undisputed looks maxing protege of Clavicular.

00:25:28.000 Oh, dear.

00:25:39.000 He is about to avenge Clavicular, who I believe got frame-mogged by ASU Frat Leader.

00:25:46.000 Jack, do you know about frame mogging?

00:25:48.000 Yeah, so what's funny is a lot of like the Gen Z slang is actually just like right-wing slang from 2015, 2014.

00:25:55.000 So, like, mogging is something that like the MGTOW guys used to say this, and like the Manosphere guys used to say this.

00:26:02.000 Oh, apparently, there's also a um, I gotta watch it because I heard it's I heard it's interesting.

00:26:07.000 There's a new Manosphere documentary out on Netflix or something.

00:26:12.000 So, I've got a I've got to pirate that and watch it, um, you know, watch it later.

00:26:17.000 And so, mogging used to just mean like going beast mode on somebody and just showing how much more powerful you are than them.

00:26:26.000 Like, mog someone in the gym, like, was that was the original, you know, was the original take on it.

00:26:31.000 But then, mogging sort of took on a new form where it was if you had, if you had like a, if you're just bigger than somebody physically, that you were mogging them.

00:26:41.000 And then if you stand next to someone in an image like this, because you're in the same frame, that you are then frame mugging them.

00:26:50.000 I got accused of uh chin chin mogging somebody, chin mogging by whom?

00:26:54.000 Uh, it was in that when I when I was debating Adam Meckler or Mockler, whatever his name is, you remember that that uh oh, right, right news nation.

00:27:03.000 Right now, you're proud of that.

00:27:03.000 It's not hard to mog that guy at all.

00:27:05.000 It's really not hard to mog him, not even a little bit because he's got that, he's got that like I felt proud about it.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, I saw a couple of comments there and I was first you chinmog him, now you pronounce smog.

00:27:14.000 I was I was chin mogging him originally because I was making fun of his soul patch.

00:27:18.000 He had that little like he had that little like food catcher, and then he got, I think he shaved it after that.

00:27:24.000 One of the fears, funny enough, he was on you know that whole Abby Phillip controversy about Islam and stuff like that.

00:27:31.000 He was on that panel that night, and I was like, I know that guy, that guy's really oh, really?

00:27:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:37.000 He's it was it was interesting because back behind scenes, he was really kind and nice, and he was I've actually heard that about him.

00:27:45.000 And then he got on stage and was like Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.

00:27:49.000 It was completely animated, unfair, jumping to conclusions.

00:27:56.000 Yeah, anyways, but it's fine.

00:27:58.000 Yeah, what's funny, what I do.

00:28:00.000 Oh, wait, wait, by the way, the other one that I wanted to get in, because you mentioned it a couple times, cortisol.

00:28:05.000 So cortisol face is if you have a round, puffy, or bloated facial appearance.

00:28:10.000 So I guess perhaps the, you know, the hammering might help with this.

00:28:14.000 So if you have a high stress level, which gives you a cortisol spike, then you have a lack of facial definition.

00:28:20.000 You could have double chin.

00:28:22.000 And then, and then you could even get cortisol belly.

00:28:24.000 So gotta watch out for the cortisol.

00:28:28.000 So what I think is kind of interesting about this is if you look at all of these guys, they basically are all Gen Z white guys.

00:28:37.000 And this definitely grows out of, as Jack would say, like right-wing slang on the internet.

00:28:43.000 It does feel big time.

00:28:45.000 It feels implicitly a bit right-wing.

00:28:47.000 I think they've all been denounced as essentially like right-wing extremists at some point.

00:28:50.000 And yet they're actually kind of not.

00:28:53.000 I guess that's probably merciful because otherwise we'd end up with like clavicular running for president or something.

00:28:59.000 But in fact, they've actually gotten attention for like they've basically one of them.

00:29:06.000 That's got to be surgery.

00:29:08.000 Oh, dude, what are we showing here?

00:29:10.000 Oh, they're showing B-roll here.

00:29:11.000 Yeah, I mean, a lot of them get surgery.

00:29:13.000 That's part of it.

00:29:14.000 That guy with the horns.

00:29:15.000 I don't like that.

00:29:16.000 Like, the bigger picture thing here is that there is something, like, I think on the right, we talk about it's desirable to excel.

00:29:24.000 It's desirable to improve your appearance.

00:29:26.000 Like, we shouldn't embrace obesity. 0.98

00:29:28.000 We shouldn't embrace like being a loser.

00:29:32.000 You should try to improve yourself.

00:29:35.000 And yet, like, this looks max.

00:29:36.000 I think technically it is a form of improving yourself.

00:29:38.000 You're trying to make yourself more attractive.

00:29:41.000 How far is too far?

00:29:42.000 This is too far.

00:29:43.000 You shouldn't be.

00:29:44.000 You're breaking your bones or like micro breaking your bones to like change the shape.

00:29:49.000 Come on.

00:29:50.000 Okay, well, so is Botox immoral?

00:29:52.000 Because Botox, you're injecting yourself with the deadliest poison in the world and paralyzing your face.

00:29:58.000 You know, I think it's arguable, but it doesn't strike me as nearly as insane as some of the pictures I'm looking at right now.

00:30:07.000 Like these images that we're throwing up on screen, they have obviously crossed another line.

00:30:13.000 Or what about if it didn't exist?

00:30:14.000 If it didn't exist and these guys were inventing it, how do you think we'd react to something like braces?

00:30:19.000 Like, oh, would they bind metal bars to their teeth to straighten their teeth?

00:30:23.000 Insano.

00:30:24.000 My kids got braces right now.

00:30:26.000 Yeah.

00:30:26.000 I just, it's a whole different thing.

00:30:28.000 Most places don't do braces.

00:30:30.000 This is like a weird American thing.

00:30:31.000 Yeah.

00:30:32.000 No, but there's actually a medical reason for braces because the shape of your bite, your shape of your palate can affect the way you breathe at night, can affect, you know, sleep apnea.

00:30:43.000 I had a buddy that had to get his whole palate because he didn't get braces when he's a little kid expanded so that he, because he was literally dying slowly because of his sleep apnea.

00:30:52.000 And it was so bad that the machine wouldn't work.

00:30:54.000 So he had to do that.

00:30:55.000 If he would have gotten braces as a young kid, it probably would have avoided that.

00:30:58.000 Flip it up.

00:30:58.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.000 What about wisdom teeth?

00:31:00.000 Do you guys have your wisdom teeth?

00:31:02.000 Mine were removed.

00:31:03.000 Yeah.

00:31:04.000 How old?

00:31:06.000 I got mine out in high school, I think when I was 17 or 18.

00:31:10.000 I have the two lower ones still.

00:31:11.000 You the two lower ones.

00:31:12.000 So I've been hanging on to mine.

00:31:14.000 I've been hanging on to mine my whole life. 0.71

00:31:16.000 And every time I'll go to the dentist and they'll be like, they'll be like, hey, you know, you've got this your gay, we could wear your teeth and they're going to grow and it's going to jam out your jaw. 1.00

00:31:26.000 And I was like, well, if it becomes a problem, I'll take them out.

00:31:29.000 And it's never become a problem.

00:31:31.000 And I'm like, I feel like this is just kind of a scam in some cases where they just know that they get paid to get it.

00:31:36.000 I totally have thought the same thing.

00:31:38.000 I've thought the same thing because, you know, human beings have existed with wisdom teeth since human beings have existed.

00:31:44.000 Thank you.

00:31:45.000 So, like, why do we have them if we didn't need them?

00:31:47.000 I mean, I guess you could make the argument that your first round of molars fall out because of, I don't know, cavities, and we didn't have dentistry at the time, and you needed a rubber replacement set.

00:32:00.000 But I just kind of don't buy that at all, actually.

00:32:02.000 So, yeah, I just, I don't, I've never bought it.

00:32:05.000 Now, funny enough, in the military, so like in the Navy, for example, you can get it taken out for free.

00:32:11.000 So, it's something like they always try to push.

00:32:13.000 They're like, oh, you should get these taken out.

00:32:14.000 You should get these taken out.

00:32:16.000 And if you, here's an interesting one.

00:32:19.000 If you sign up for submarine service, they take your wisdom teeth right away.

00:32:23.000 Like, do you know why?

00:32:25.000 Because they don't want to have to operate on you if you have a problem while at sea.

00:32:28.000 Don't they also like take your appendix out or something?

00:32:30.000 No, but why do they specifically take wisdom teeth out automatically for submariners?

00:32:35.000 I don't know.

00:32:37.000 Because if it has to do with pressure and the pressurization of the submarine, which is like similar to going in an airplane when it's pressurized.

00:32:46.000 And if you have a problem with your wisdom teeth and they impact, they can actually explode when you're underwater.

00:32:52.000 And apparently it's happened in the past.

00:32:55.000 And so at this point, they don't even mess with it anymore.

00:32:58.000 And so even if you like what you're in boot camp, we had a ton of guys.

00:33:02.000 Every single person who signs up for undersea service gets their wisdom teeth taken out.

00:33:08.000 No questions asked.

00:33:09.000 Like you just have to do it.

00:33:11.000 So wait, do people get their wisdom teeth taken out for appearance reasons?

00:33:11.000 Yeah.

00:33:14.000 I thought that was just because like they can just mess you up health-wise.

00:33:17.000 No, but that's what I'm saying is that like in some cases, I don't think it's medically necessary.

00:33:17.000 And so it's just easier to do.

00:33:23.000 Oh, we do have someone asking, kids today are saying kids today would not make it in the 90s.

00:33:27.000 There's definitely a reason to believe this.

00:33:29.000 One of these looks maxers is apparently in tears because someone puts cheese on his burger.

00:33:34.000 I guess that's not a looks maxing approach.

00:33:36.000 Oh, geez.

00:33:38.000 See, this is how you know it's a little bit different.

00:33:39.000 I have a question though.

00:33:40.000 You know it's a line too far.

00:33:41.000 Go ahead.

00:33:42.000 Go ahead, Joe.

00:33:43.000 Is looks maxing really all that different from metrosexualism that was like a whole thing in the early 2000s?

00:33:51.000 Like, isn't this kind of the same thing as that?

00:33:54.000 I think the closest analog for LuxMaxing actually might be male-to-female transgenderism.

00:34:02.000 I think it's crazy.

00:34:03.000 Because think about it.

00:34:04.000 A male to female transgender.

00:34:04.000 Wait, Blake.

00:34:06.000 A failed immediate male to female transgender. 0.91

00:34:08.000 Let's not forget your pioneering work at Revolve.

00:34:12.000 Yes, I'm about to say.

00:34:13.000 I'm about to say.

00:34:14.000 Okay, okay.

00:34:15.000 So a male to female transgender, as we know, they're auto gynophiles in many cases. 1.00

00:34:15.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:34:19.000 So they basically, their kink is they kind of have a fetish for like the idea of themselves turning into a woman. 1.00

00:34:28.000 And as a result, they have a very stupid, pornified version of like what a woman is. 1.00

00:34:34.000 So like you look at Caitlin Jenner. 1.00

00:34:36.000 Bruce Jenner did not become, he was 60 years old when he started going through all that.

00:34:40.000 He didn't become a 60-year-old woman.

00:34:42.000 He doesn't look like your grandma.

00:34:43.000 He tried to dress up like he's a 29-year-old model bombshell.

00:34:48.000 And that's what they get into.

00:34:50.000 They want to imitate this super stereotyped version of what women are into or how they look and how they behave and everything. 1.00

00:35:00.000 And, you know, they'll talk about like, it's so hot, like getting our periods.

00:35:04.000 Like, women don't get weird excitement about getting their periods. 0.99

00:35:08.000 They don't like them.

00:35:09.000 And so this is like the dude version.

00:35:11.000 They're basically male-to-male transsexuals. 1.00

00:35:14.000 So these guys are going and they're like, let's inject ourselves and do these insane things. 0.75

00:35:21.000 So we look like our cartoon version of a dude.

00:35:24.000 Like, I mean, look, throw up one of the ASU frat leader pics again.

00:35:27.000 Like, the dude literally looks like a cartoon character.

00:35:29.000 Like you would think it was AI generated.

00:35:31.000 Yeah.

00:35:32.000 Except he's apparently a real person.

00:35:33.000 I know it's going too far.

00:35:34.000 And Botox is like, I don't know.

00:35:36.000 I put it in a different category.

00:35:37.000 Although I've heard people make the same argument about Botox.

00:35:40.000 But like here's, you can tell when he starts crying, the narcissism and the fragility, like that's not masculine.

00:35:46.000 So the whole point is that you're sort of like creating this hyper masculine veneer to cover up this hyper insecure interior, this hyper narcissistic interior.

00:35:58.000 It's not godliness.

00:36:00.000 I mean, listen, how about this?

00:36:00.000 That's not.

00:36:02.000 It's a somewhat similar, because I think about this with weightlifters or bodybuilders, like there can be, you know, like a discipline in that, right?

00:36:09.000 You know, I'm not totally against it, but like sometimes it's like, okay, how much are you going to focus on your physical form here?

00:36:16.000 So 1 Timothy 4, 8, for physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise both for the present life and the life to come.

00:36:25.000 This is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance.

00:36:28.000 That is why we labor and strive because we have put our hope in the living God, who is the savior of all people and especially of those who believe.

00:36:35.000 So the physical body, yeah, there's some value to it, but having good character, being godly, that has eternal value.

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00:38:01.000 Well, before we move, I know we got a couple Rumble Rants in, so I do want to hit those.

00:38:08.000 Oh, and apparently we have a sound effect for that now.

00:38:11.000 Yes, we do.

00:38:11.000 Yeah, we've had that sound effect for a while.

00:38:14.000 How about we do B. Jordan's first, which is a good question.

00:38:15.000 I don't actually believe you, Jack.

00:38:18.000 Yes, of course.

00:38:19.000 Oh, I got it here.

00:38:19.000 Yeah.

00:38:20.000 So since Jack mentioned Netflix, was it determined that they dropped their attempt to buy Warner Brothers because the Trump administration would block approval?

00:38:29.000 So yes and no.

00:38:31.000 There were serious antitrust issues with this because it wasn't just like the Trump administration.

00:38:38.000 There were actual serious antitrust people coming out and saying that if you have the number one streaming service buying the number three streaming service, that you're going to run into very serious issues.

00:38:48.000 But in this case, so when Paramount came in, that became sort of the number, I think like number four or number five streaming service, Paramount Plus, buying the number three.

00:38:58.000 So it just, it just wasn't in the same category as Netflix consolidating the market.

00:39:05.000 It just didn't really trip, you know, it didn't really hit the tripwires for that would trigger an antitrust situation.

00:39:12.000 And they kind of knew that.

00:39:14.000 So, you know, I think that, honestly, I think that regardless of who was in office in the White House right now, this probably would have run into some very, very serious issues.

00:39:24.000 And then also Paramount came in with With a deal that was just so much higher than where Netflix was for Warner Brothers.

00:39:33.000 Plus, the Netflix deal was only for a portion of the Warner Brothers assets.

00:39:40.000 So it didn't include, for example, I think CNN and some of their other TV assets.

00:39:45.000 Whereas the Warner, or excuse me, the Paramount deal came in and said, we want to buy the whole enchilada.

00:39:50.000 So they came in and said, we're buying everything.

00:39:52.000 So in a short answer, like, yes, but it's actually more complicated than that.

00:39:58.000 That being said, if you guys remember, you know, I was definitely targeting Netflix and bringing this up as a huge, huge issue way back during the Stranger Things situation, right?

00:40:10.000 Which, of course, happened right when this deal was first announced.

00:40:14.000 And look, you know, what can I say, guys?

00:40:16.000 What can I say?

00:40:18.000 You lost.

00:40:19.000 You deserve to lose.

00:40:20.000 And you have totally lost.

00:40:22.000 And also, by the way, how great is it?

00:40:24.000 How great is it now that HBO is now been bought by Paramount instead of Woke Flix?

00:40:31.000 And perhaps, just perhaps, the new Dunkin' Egg series, which is amazing, will be able to continue without being super wokeified.

00:40:39.000 Lovely.

00:40:40.000 And then the other one that we have here is, oh, we've got too many of these here.

00:40:46.000 All right.

00:40:47.000 We have a question.

00:40:48.000 It just says, Old Dominion, oh, Zuzu again asks, the old Dominion terrorist was sentenced to 12 years in federal prison, was out in three.

00:40:55.000 How did that happen?

00:40:56.000 I think it was a little more than three.

00:40:57.000 I think it was 2017 to 24 or so, but nevertheless, did get out very quickly.

00:41:04.000 And the answer is because our prison sentences are not as long as they are supposed to be.

00:41:09.000 Although the federal system is better, the federal system at least has no parole, and there's like a cap on how much good behavior credit you can get.

00:41:16.000 So I want to say, what's the most you can slice off a federal sentence?

00:41:19.000 Like a quarter of it?

00:41:21.000 Something like that?

00:41:22.000 I don't know.

00:41:22.000 All right.

00:41:23.000 It's something like that.

00:41:24.000 It's less than your full sentence, but you don't.

00:41:26.000 The federal system doesn't have these cases you get in many a state, even many red states, where you get sentenced to 20 years and you're out in three and a half.

00:41:34.000 And then you go and stab someone again.

00:41:36.000 And everyone asks, how did this happen?

00:41:39.000 There's no way we could have prevented this.

00:41:41.000 Well, a lot, you were talking about that George Soros, Virginia, is it the district attorney?

00:41:48.000 Commonwealth attorney, they call him the same idea.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, you know, we just have Commonwealth attorneys who love not prosecuting people and love letting criminals out immediately and love letting them roam around and stab people.

00:41:59.000 There's a guy, crazy enough, that old Dominion shooter, his last name was Jallo.

00:42:04.000 We have had two different shooters in Virginia in the past month who are immigrants from Africa with the last name Jallo, who have violent criminal histories, who have murdered somebody. 0.93

00:42:14.000 So we should just like, you know, we have like the Muslim ban. 0.91

00:42:17.000 We should just do like Jallo ban. 1.00

00:42:20.000 Jello ban.

00:42:20.000 We can call it the Jell-O band.

00:42:21.000 The Jallo ban.

00:42:22.000 Just somewhat adjust the pronunciation there a bit.

00:42:24.000 Jello ban.

00:42:25.000 I think we could at least, you know, shut it down until we figure out what is going on.

00:42:30.000 But speaking of shutting things down, how do we feel?

00:42:33.000 Do you guys feel like beating up on Canada or do you guys feel like talking about money?

00:42:37.000 Both are very good.

00:42:38.000 Both are very good.

00:42:39.000 I feel like money.

00:42:40.000 Does Canada have that or do they have like the loony?

00:42:43.000 Is Canada even a real country, though?

00:42:45.000 Canada is a real country.

00:42:46.000 It's a very problematic country.

00:42:48.000 Discreet.

00:42:48.000 Not a real country.

00:42:50.000 No, I think we have to admit it's a real country.

00:42:51.000 We have to stare evil in the face.

00:42:53.000 All right.

00:42:53.000 You pick, you pick Blake.

00:42:55.000 You know, Canada fills me with so much rage.

00:42:58.000 I need to dial back my anger.

00:43:00.000 I want to embrace the money first.

00:43:01.000 All right, let's go, money. 0.52

00:43:02.000 All righty.

00:43:02.000 So this is a different Anglo country that's committing suicide.

00:43:06.000 This is the United Kingdom.

00:43:08.000 We have a lot of fondness for the Brits.

00:43:10.000 I don't know how much they return it, but we love the Brits.

00:43:13.000 We do.

00:43:14.000 But the problem is Britain made a big mistake.

00:43:16.000 They made this idea where they thought, well, everyone in the world would just surely love to be British.

00:43:20.000 So we don't need to care about maintaining our cultural homogeneity or our religious homogeneity or our doesn't want to destroy the UK homogeneity.

00:43:30.000 So they let in a bunch of people and now they're full of people who don't like the UK.

00:43:34.000 And so the lovely people, besides abolishing jury trials for a bunch of crimes, they are also abolishing people on the money.

00:43:42.000 People on the money.

00:43:43.000 Like who, Blake?

00:43:44.000 Winston Churchill, Jane Austen.

00:43:48.000 That would be like.

00:43:49.000 It would literally be like us removing George Washington or something.

00:43:53.000 Much of the space.

00:43:54.000 I'm sure we'll get on that.

00:43:55.000 It would be like Eisenhower from the 50 Cent piece, like taking all of that money.

00:43:59.000 I know they don't make him anymore, right?

00:44:01.000 But I mean, this is kind of what we're talking about.

00:44:04.000 World War II figure.

00:44:05.000 Winston Churchill is, you know, broadly beloved.

00:44:09.000 Obviously, there's some people that have claimed he's the real villain of World War II, which I wholeheartedly reject.

00:44:14.000 Charlie loved Winston Churchill.

00:44:16.000 Yeah.

00:44:17.000 Do we still have a Churchill object here?

00:44:18.000 I think that's I think that's old Churchy up there with the headphones on.

00:44:22.000 Yeah.

00:44:22.000 Up there on the shelf.

00:44:24.000 Love Churchill.

00:44:25.000 And I think this is offensive.

00:44:26.000 By the money we're.

00:44:28.000 Yes, exactly.

00:44:29.000 I think it actually.

00:44:33.000 Never quit.

00:44:34.000 You know, in general, we should maintain traditional things, but especially actually if you're embracing all of this mass migration. 0.79

00:44:40.000 I think it's actually essential.

00:44:42.000 You've got to keep people on your money.

00:44:43.000 You need to have national heroes.

00:44:45.000 You have to force people to accept them as national heroes.

00:44:48.000 They're replacing Churchill with wildlife.

00:44:50.000 Yeah.

00:44:50.000 Badgers, hedgehogs, otters, Barnells, newts, and beavers.

00:44:55.000 She changed me into a newt.

00:44:57.000 I think that's what it was.

00:44:59.000 Are they putting Sonic the Hedgehog on British Bunny, which was funny because Sonic is, of course, originally Japanese, I guess?

00:45:05.000 No, Sonic the Hedgehog is really big in Britain.

00:45:07.000 I'm not sure why, but he actually is insanely popular there.

00:45:11.000 Oh, really?

00:45:12.000 Yes.

00:45:12.000 Like, is he more popular?

00:45:13.000 there's like a new mario i mean i guess i mean sonic's popular in the u.s but i mean i guess mario has like always been more popular Who's Mario?

00:45:22.000 Mario?

00:45:23.000 I've never heard of this.

00:45:23.000 I've never heard of this Mario.

00:45:24.000 Is this like the Catholic? 0.96

00:45:26.000 Is it a Catholic thing?

00:45:27.000 Mary O? 0.81

00:45:30.000 Wow, that was just awkward.

00:45:32.000 Yeah, I know.

00:45:35.000 That's how we talk about it.

00:45:36.000 That's like the Philly way of saying Mario.

00:45:38.000 It's the Philly way.

00:45:39.000 Okay.

00:45:40.000 We need to get Kevin to confirm.

00:45:42.000 How does he say Mario?

00:45:43.000 All right.

00:45:45.000 Kevin's got like the more Philly, like the real, you know.

00:45:49.000 Yo, Mario.

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00:47:09.000 Okay.

00:47:09.000 Yeah.

00:47:09.000 And like, you know, once they take they put the wildlife on, they'll like never be able to muster the cultural courage to put someone on the money.

00:47:15.000 Or if they do, it's going to be someone horrible.

00:47:18.000 They're like, okay, we need to put the person on the money who's like the first multicultural gay basket weaver to serve on the city council of Leeds and just put them on the money the way they do in the U.S. Where did you know that the quarters they're making now are like women of the United States and we're just getting like Asian rights activists in San Francisco are getting on money? 1.00

00:47:41.000 I feel like we dispersed the quarter thing like across the the state so everybody gets to play, kind of thing.

00:47:47.000 That was their, that was their strategy.

00:47:49.000 We did all the states, then we did the National Parks.

00:47:51.000 God forbid we have any future white men on on our currency. 1.00

00:47:57.000 Okay, do you think it's gonna happen?

00:47:59.000 Do you think it's possible that we could get another white man on like a new white man? 0.60

00:48:03.000 Yeah like uh like, uh.

00:48:04.000 You could get another like a Charlie Kirk.

00:48:06.000 Yeah, Charlie Elon.

00:48:08.000 We actually were discussing this.

00:48:09.000 We were discussing this quarter.

00:48:11.000 Why can't we get Charlie Kirk quarters?

00:48:13.000 I want a, I want a silver dollar or yeah, like they're like commemorative coins, like they they typically do.

00:48:19.000 They'll have American activists on um, you know coin, silver dollars uh quarters, this type of thing.

00:48:27.000 Why why not Charlie?

00:48:28.000 Look if Alabama can put a radical Anti-american Communist on their state quarter, I think we could get Charlie Kirk on a quarter.

00:48:35.000 We should try.

00:48:37.000 I'm referring to Helen Keller, of course, was a communist but allegedly of the Treasury.

00:48:43.000 Oh wait, let's advance this.

00:48:47.000 I know there actually was talk at the Treasury to get something pushed.

00:48:51.000 I'm gonna, i'm gonna revisit that because Charlie Deserves.

00:48:53.000 Yeah no, I feel like this came up before actually.

00:48:56.000 Yeah no, it'd be neat.

00:48:57.000 So, one of the things that's worth noting, we haven't added a new dollar bill denomination in a long time.

00:49:02.000 In fact, we've reduced them.

00:49:03.000 We used to have larger denominations.

00:49:04.000 We had thousand dollar bills back, when that would represent like ten thousand plus dollars.

00:49:09.000 More than that.

00:49:09.000 I would think uh yes we, I think we had a ten thousand dollar bill.

00:49:11.000 We had a one hundred thousand dollar bill, but it was more like kind of a bank transfer certificate thing.

00:49:16.000 Yeah uh yeah, there we go, it's a thousand dollars.

00:49:18.000 I think that's Grover Cleveland, that is, we put Grover Cleveland on money.

00:49:21.000 That's okay.

00:49:22.000 See, I wouldn't.

00:49:23.000 I wouldn't recommend Gover at this point.

00:49:24.000 I feel like it'd be time.

00:49:25.000 I think you could get away with a 500 bill at this point.

00:49:28.000 That would probably be worth it.

00:49:29.000 Inflation?

00:49:29.000 Yeah, it's basically what a hundred dollars was when we were kids.

00:49:32.000 Who would you put on a 500 bill?

00:49:34.000 If you, I would.

00:49:35.000 So my, my vote would be one of two and if you were gonna force me I would, i'll pick.

00:49:40.000 But Teddy Roosevelt or Calvin Coolidge, all righty.

00:49:44.000 Do we?

00:49:45.000 Do we have a mock-up of that?

00:49:46.000 Do we have a mock-up of that guy, Teddy Roosevelt, on a 500 bill?

00:49:51.000 Okay, that looks solid.

00:49:52.000 That looks solid.

00:49:52.000 I and I also like that's kind of the old look of dollars.

00:49:56.000 They've gotten all fancier.

00:49:56.000 I wouldn't mind restoring that.

00:49:58.000 The old mid-century yeah, the green mid-century, grayish green factor.

00:50:03.000 You say that actually because when they kind of came out with the more colorful 20 bills and things like that, I actually was young enough that I was really fascinated with it.

00:50:10.000 And actually when you look at uh, dollar bills, they're actually, yeah, come on in.

00:50:15.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:50:16.000 What are we looking at here?

00:50:17.000 Oh, we have a whole list of all the dollar bills you guys came up with.

00:50:20.000 We have Tom Brady 28.

00:50:22.000 Yeah, throw out Tom Brady.

00:50:23.000 Tom Brady on Tom Brady on a 500 bill would be pretty like, just like in case he'd be the first seven-time Super Bowl Winner to be on currency.

00:50:31.000 That's really funny.

00:50:32.000 Okay, so the original, though, was McKinley, right?

00:50:35.000 Yes.

00:50:35.000 45.

00:50:36.000 If you throw 45, the actual $500 bill was McKinley, image 45.

00:50:40.000 No, that's actually a mock-up we did where that's William McKinley, except with a GigaChad face.

00:50:44.000 Oh, GigaChad.

00:50:45.000 Donald Trump definitely thinks McKinley was a GigaChad.

00:50:48.000 He beat up on Spain.

00:50:49.000 He went to Cuba.

00:50:50.000 He took the Philippines. 0.85

00:50:52.000 He did all the things Trump wants to do.

00:50:54.000 Everybody knows that Nixon is now on his reclamation tour.

00:50:59.000 He's being reclaimed by the Patriots.

00:51:02.000 Roger Stone has always been on this train.

00:51:05.000 But did you know that apparently Nixon took one for the team, that he actually fell on the sword for the sake of the nation?

00:51:15.000 I want to get James Rosen on the show who did that New York Times op-ed about it.

00:51:18.000 Oh, for sure.

00:51:19.000 Oh, for sure.

00:51:20.000 This is Nixon on the $500 bill, 23.

00:51:23.000 There it is.

00:51:24.000 Beautiful.

00:51:25.000 Tell us, by the way, who do you guys want?

00:51:26.000 We could probably make a mock-up.

00:51:27.000 If someone has a good suggestion in the $500 bill as a $500 bill honoree, please tell us.

00:51:36.000 No, Teddy Roosevelt.

00:51:37.000 I mean, I think you'd be hard-pressed.

00:51:40.000 Funny enough, I just showed my kids Night at the Museum for the first time like two nights ago, and they loved it.

00:51:48.000 And we were talking, Teddy Roosevelt, you think about the Rough Riders, Cuba, the Spanish-American War, Teddy Roosevelt.

00:51:55.000 Trust busting built, trust busting, who I was going to say who built the Panama now.

00:52:01.000 Again, trust busting, trust busting, just like with Netflix.

00:52:05.000 National parks, you know, the national parks.

00:52:08.000 I mean, you just, you think of the amount of accomplishments that he's had.

00:52:11.000 And I've also long said that Teddy Roosevelt would be an excellent sort of avatar and hero for the new right because he's someone who's a Republican in good standing.

00:52:22.000 But, you know, you talk about how he wasn't a looks maxer, but what was he?

00:52:28.000 He was a rugged maxer.

00:52:30.000 So he believed in going outdoors.

00:52:32.000 It's kind of funny because he was like, he really had to train at it because he was a softy.

00:52:36.000 He was super sick all of the time.

00:52:38.000 Yeah, when he was a kid.

00:52:40.000 By the way, if you didn't find that picture of him from when he was younger and he was like a boxer when he was in college or something, there's like a, he's like super ripped and just like does not look like you'd expect Teddy Roosevelt to look as he did older in age.

00:52:55.000 I mean, he was shot and like still kept speaking similar to a certain president that we all know.

00:53:02.000 And just someone who had a had a view of politics that was totally different from the George W. Bush sort of mindset of it.

00:53:11.000 He was a class trader in so many ways, in ways that his cousin FDR was not.

00:53:16.000 I think that the bull moose should absolutely be and should have.

00:53:20.000 Sernovich and I did an event years ago that we called the Bull Moose Party.

00:53:25.000 And it was like a CPAC after party kind of thing, similar to how Amfest got started.

00:53:30.000 And I've always said that we should really bring back the Bull Moose.

00:53:33.000 And plus the aesthetics are just great.

00:53:35.000 Yeah, Roosevelt's pretty good.

00:53:37.000 People like that idea.

00:53:38.000 Someone said, gibberish suggests Ike on money.

00:53:41.000 I do like Ike.

00:53:43.000 He would be kind of, I think we have a mock-up with throw up Ike.

00:53:43.000 We have one of those.

00:53:47.000 He would be, we need to, in general, do like some Ike awareness.

00:53:50.000 Charlie was actually passionate about that last year.

00:53:53.000 He was just thinking, we have a lot of stuff about, you could definitely see that this is made with AI.

00:53:58.000 It's not a perfect Eisenhower fortune there.

00:54:00.000 But we have a lot of people who remember Reagan.

00:54:03.000 Obviously, a lot of people like Nixon, but we're actually, you know, we're now at the point where living memory of Eisenhower as president is fading out of American life.

00:54:13.000 And Eisenhower was a great president in a lot of ways.

00:54:16.000 Created the highway system.

00:54:18.000 Created the highway system.

00:54:19.000 He said the whole military industrial conference.

00:54:21.000 Warned against military-industrial complex.

00:54:23.000 Was like the last president, I think, who had a progressive, you know, this incremental approach towards like civil rights questions before we spiraled off into inverting the Constitution and like making affirmative action country.

00:54:37.000 He was the one who said, Oh, we're going to actually just, we're going to have equal rights for Americans, not just unequal rights in a different way.

00:54:44.000 He had balanced the budget.

00:54:46.000 He actually cared about continuing to balance the budget.

00:54:49.000 It was a period where America was in debt from the wars.

00:54:51.000 Yes.

00:54:52.000 And he wanted to pay that down.

00:54:53.000 It was a period where America was innovative, where America was had thriving families.

00:55:00.000 Tradcons.

00:55:01.000 And it was a period where America still put Americans first. 0.94

00:55:04.000 We hadn't thrown open the borders.

00:55:05.000 Yeah, that was pre-Hart Seller.

00:55:07.000 Yes.

00:55:07.000 And so Eisenhower, great American, and he won World War II.

00:55:11.000 By the way, throw that in there. 0.83

00:55:13.000 Okay, so there's this movie.

00:55:14.000 Jack, do you know the movie with, I think it's called November 22nd, 1963?

00:55:22.000 And it's got like the folk history thing.

00:55:24.000 Yeah, James Franco, where they're back in the pre-assassination of JFK.

00:55:31.000 And I often put myself in that same thought pattern because the Heart Seller Act 1964 changed the country permanently.

00:55:40.000 Like we didn't necessarily feel the change.

00:55:42.000 We talk about naturalizing all these immigrants and things like that.

00:55:45.000 We didn't feel the change for decades.

00:55:47.000 We really didn't feel it in earnest until after the 1990 Immigration Act, which is interesting.

00:55:54.000 People don't know this, but JFK's brother was part of the 64 Heart Seller Act.

00:55:59.000 And he was also part of the 1990 Immigration Reform Act.

00:56:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:03.000 1990 went from, in 1990, we went from 500,000 green cards a year, and we just more than doubled it to about 1.2 million.

00:56:10.000 We're totally, total insane, suicidal stuff.

00:56:13.000 One Kennedy went.

00:56:15.000 And by the way, what's ironic about this is Robert Kennedy dies and he's assassinated.

00:56:20.000 JFK dies, he's assassinated.

00:56:23.000 The one Kennedy that actually had all this impact through immigration almost died in the car accident, but then he survived.

00:56:31.000 And we, you know, anyways, it's an irony of history.

00:56:34.000 It truly is.

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00:57:36.000 Pulled the staff on who they would put on the money, and so they created some of their national heroes.

00:57:41.000 I think this is Caboose said he wanted to put Master Chief on the money.

00:57:46.000 Master Chief?

00:57:48.000 Yeah.

00:57:48.000 Master Chief.

00:57:49.000 You know, he defeated the Covenants.

00:57:51.000 That feels very good.

00:57:52.000 What?

00:57:52.000 You don't think defeating an American is an achievement?

00:57:54.000 Is Master Chief?

00:57:55.000 He's not an American. 0.99

00:57:55.000 He's a citizen, though. 0.99

00:57:56.000 Do we know?

00:57:57.000 Is Master Chief an American?

00:57:58.000 Is Master Chief?

00:57:59.000 Yeah, they say he is.

00:57:59.000 He's an American citizen.

00:58:01.000 You're denying citizenship to that great American hero.

00:58:04.000 What about Baron Trump?

00:58:06.000 Baron Trump.

00:58:07.000 Who came up with that one?

00:58:09.000 41?

00:58:09.000 There it is.

00:58:11.000 Yeah, but the problem with this is you don't get a sense of how tall he is.

00:58:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:14.000 You got to make it like, I think you wanted like a full-time.

00:58:16.000 That's got to be like a vertical bit.

00:58:17.000 Wait, why would you have Donald Trump before Baron Trump?

00:58:21.000 Well, Like the most obvious option.

00:58:26.000 Like, I'd be professional.

00:58:27.000 I'm all in on Teddy.

00:58:29.000 What's that?

00:58:30.000 I'm all in on Teddy.

00:58:32.000 I like Teddy.

00:58:33.000 Wait, how come I got no love, like history love for Calvin Coolidge?

00:58:38.000 You went on this.

00:58:39.000 Oh, Calvin Coolidge is good too.

00:58:41.000 The thing about Calvin Coolidge is he's good, but he's a somewhat unexciting type of good.

00:58:45.000 Oh, I love that.

00:58:46.000 We need more unexciting good.

00:58:48.000 Yeah.

00:58:49.000 You would agree with this.

00:58:50.000 Yeah.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:58:50.000 All right.

00:58:51.000 He's a great one.

00:58:52.000 You know, if you want a true thought, Michael Jordan would be good.

00:58:56.000 Michael Jordan, Brady got seven championships.

00:58:58.000 Jordan only got six.

00:58:59.000 But Jordan was MVP, I believe, six different times.

00:59:02.000 No.

00:59:04.000 Wasn't he the finals MVP all six times?

00:59:05.000 Why are we doing some of them in color and some of them not?

00:59:08.000 We bow down before the AI gods.

00:59:10.000 And also, you can't make people.

00:59:12.000 You've got to have the red on Jordan. 0.73

00:59:14.000 Otherwise, people will wonder if he's wearing the wizards jersey.

00:59:16.000 And that'd be really lame.

00:59:17.000 Obviously, you can't have Lucas.

00:59:19.000 No, no, no.

00:59:21.000 What if, what if you guys see the George Lucas meme this week?

00:59:24.000 Yes, I did.

00:59:25.000 What if we had George Lucas, but it specifically said like Lucas, but only the originals, like in parentheses.

00:59:32.000 I could say that on the other side.

00:59:33.000 Wait, no.

00:59:34.000 But as much as I'm loath to say, there was this meme of George Lucas earlier this week where it was just a picture of him, and he was like, so do you still think trade route disputes are a boring plot point?

00:59:49.000 Yes, yes, I do.

00:59:50.000 Yeah, I'm already tired of the Strait of Hormuz.

00:59:54.000 What about it?

00:59:55.000 You got to give him credit.

00:59:56.000 You got to give him credit on that.

00:59:57.000 And I will say that as boring and terrible as a movie as episode one is, and I'll die on that hill, that was trite that that meme was certainly earned.

01:00:10.000 It meme was certainly earned.

01:00:12.000 So I have a random thought that I don't know if I'm allowed. 0.99

01:00:15.000 Star Wars continues to be fake and gay. 1.00

01:00:18.000 What? 0.99

01:00:19.000 Star Wars?

01:00:20.000 G say Star Wars. 1.00

01:00:21.000 Continues to be fake and gay. 1.00

01:00:23.000 Shit. 1.00

01:00:24.000 You know, if I have an actual, I have a genuinely thought-crimy. 0.99

01:00:29.000 I was about to thought crime.

01:00:30.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:30.000 You can thought crime on your money, but then I want a thought crime on money.

01:00:32.000 No, it's not.

01:00:33.000 Oh, it's not about money.

01:00:34.000 Oh, so mine is still on the money one.

01:00:36.000 Like a genuinely thought-crimey thing.

01:00:38.000 I think it would be cool to put on the money.

01:00:39.000 And we've done it before, but people would lose their minds if we did it today.

01:00:43.000 Did you know in 1937, we put Walter Raleigh and Virginia Dare on the money?

01:00:49.000 I did not know that.

01:00:50.000 So Walter Raleigh created the Roanoke colony, which was lost, but it was the first English settlement in America.

01:00:56.000 And Virginia Dare is the first person of English descent born in the Americas.

01:01:04.000 And so in 1937, I believe it was the 350th anniversary of the foundation of Roanoke.

01:01:10.000 And so they made a commemorative half dollar for it.

01:01:15.000 And I think that'd be cool because we've had that discussion.

01:01:18.000 Like, guys, is America a diverse country?

01:01:21.000 Is America people from all over? 0.63

01:01:21.000 Yes. 0.63

01:01:23.000 But America is descended from the English. 0.94

01:01:23.000 Yes. 0.94

01:01:27.000 It is an English country.

01:01:28.000 What makes America great is the stuff we inherited from the English. 1.00

01:01:33.000 And we should actually emphasize the English character of America.

01:01:36.000 We should do that with Jamestown.

01:01:37.000 We should do that with the Plymouth colony.

01:01:40.000 And we should do it with Roanoke.

01:01:42.000 And so we should put Virginia Dare back on the money.

01:01:45.000 Which is why, throw up 48, we should make a big deal about Calvin Coolidge.

01:01:50.000 Look at that English bloke.

01:01:52.000 Is he actually English?

01:01:53.000 I just had a good idea.

01:01:54.000 Probably, but probably English.

01:01:56.000 Go ahead.

01:01:57.000 I just had a good idea, and I'm surprised that it didn't come to me until now.

01:02:00.000 And I don't know if this, I'll have to look it up because I haven't done this, but just off the top of my head.

01:02:05.000 Christopher Columbus.

01:02:08.000 Columbus?

01:02:09.000 Okay.

01:02:09.000 But not Anglo.

01:02:10.000 Christopher Columbus.

01:02:11.000 Because when you mentioned the first, how Virginia Dare was the first, you know, sort of born American, that one thing that I teach my kids is that Christopher Columbus was the first American.

01:02:22.000 And we talk about this, you know, a lot.

01:02:24.000 And he'll, and they'll say, like, well, sometimes our teacher says that Christopher Columbus wasn't the first American because the Indians were here.

01:02:30.000 And I was, and I pointed out, I said, well, if your teacher says that, then you can remind your teacher that the United States of America didn't exist until the European settlers got here because there was no America by that point.

01:02:41.000 It's interesting as such.

01:02:43.000 By the way, Columbus is still the first American.

01:02:46.000 Have you ever read Christopher Columbus's journals and things like that, his personal writings?

01:02:51.000 The man was extraordinarily godly, actually, at least from his writings.

01:02:55.000 Obviously, we didn't know him, and maybe he was a closeted something or other.

01:02:59.000 But his writings are incredibly, I would say, spirit-filled, actually.

01:03:06.000 So, yes.

01:03:07.000 Oh, Thomas Eddie.

01:03:08.000 Well, I mean, Columbus, the reason that he wanted to get the gold from the Indies was because if you look, look at the timeframe.

01:03:15.000 So, Constantinople had fallen in 1453.

01:03:18.000 So, 1492, you're about 40 years later, he wanted to use the money to found a new crusade to retake the Holy Land and starting with Constantinople, which had fallen to the Ottoman Turks just a couple decades prior.

01:03:34.000 And then, after Ferdinand and Isabella had completed the Rey Conquista in Spain, he was saying that, look, we need to retake Constantinople.

01:03:42.000 We need to retake the Holy Land, and I'm going to go to the, you know, the Indies, collect all this gold, and then we'll use that to fund the retaking of Constantinople. 0.99

01:03:51.000 So, again, unfinished business.

01:03:53.000 We've got some fun suggestions in here.

01:03:55.000 I think I like the pairing someone suggests: Davey Crockett and James Bowie, both Alamo defenders.

01:04:03.000 That could be an exciting one.

01:04:05.000 Maybe someone can rip that up.

01:04:06.000 Someone also suggested Rush and Charlie as a dual team.

01:04:12.000 Let's see.

01:04:13.000 Dylan Ivey says, yuck to Coolidge.

01:04:17.000 You should take that back, Dylan.

01:04:18.000 You're very mistaken on that front.

01:04:21.000 Keep cool with Coolidge.

01:04:22.000 That was a great time to be American.

01:04:24.000 He was a great American president.

01:04:28.000 It was just good times under the cool stir.

01:04:31.000 He believed in taking your medicine as a country.

01:04:33.000 So instead of just inflating your way out of debt and spending yourself into oblivion, he was like, no, we're going to let the markets correct.

01:04:39.000 And guess what?

01:04:40.000 Bad capital is going to be wiped off the books.

01:04:42.000 And we're going to start from a much more firm foundation economically.

01:04:46.000 The current America could never deal with that.

01:04:48.000 But it was the right choice.

01:04:49.000 So, by the way, just, I know this is back to breaking news.

01:04:54.000 Do you know these students at ODU killed the shooter?

01:04:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:58.000 A Razzie guy stabbed him.

01:04:59.000 Yeah.

01:05:01.000 Wait, I didn't know that.

01:05:02.000 Yeah.

01:05:03.000 I've been on air a lot today, and I'm not like, I just haven't been following the news as much.

01:05:08.000 What happened?

01:05:10.000 He targeted the ROTC guys and killed one of the ROTC instructors.

01:05:15.000 And then one of the students, ROTC guys, killed him.

01:05:19.000 What a hero.

01:05:19.000 Total hero.

01:05:20.000 Put that guy on the money.

01:05:21.000 Put him on.

01:05:22.000 We can put him on money next to Zuzu suggested David Hasselhoff.

01:05:25.000 Can we get that one?

01:05:26.000 Although maybe could we get David Hasselhoff maybe on an old Reichsmark? 0.75

01:05:30.000 Because he was really big in Germany.

01:05:32.000 Wait, okay, that's interesting.

01:05:34.000 Who's the other guy with the mustache?

01:05:36.000 Hitler. 0.57

01:05:37.000 Hitler was big in Germany. 0.69

01:05:41.000 I don't know.

01:05:43.000 I don't think we should put Hitler on the money.

01:05:45.000 He was, you know, he had a lot of doubts.

01:05:47.000 I'm talking about Tom Selleck, right?

01:05:49.000 Yeah, Tom Selleck.

01:05:49.000 Okay.

01:05:50.000 Tom's also famous.

01:05:51.000 Tom Selleck didn't lead Germany in World War II.

01:05:53.000 No, but Magnum PI was big in Germany.

01:05:57.000 True story.

01:05:58.000 It is very funny.

01:05:59.000 There's a lot of American celebrities who just become big in foreign countries.

01:06:03.000 Did you know the book Anna Green Gables is huge in Japan?

01:06:07.000 No.

01:06:08.000 So Japanese tourists will go visit Prince Edward Island in Canada because they want to go visit Anna Green Gables. 0.86

01:06:14.000 You know what we should do?

01:06:16.000 Oh, go ahead.

01:06:17.000 Go ahead, Jack.

01:06:18.000 I know, I was just going to say, When I was in China, I remember that finding out that Friends is like massive in China.

01:06:25.000 Like they just, they love it.

01:06:26.000 They all watch it to like learn English.

01:06:28.000 They think it's the coolest thing.

01:06:29.000 And then, of course, when I was there, I'd be like, Yeah, I was, I was more of a Seinfeld guy.

01:06:34.000 And they're like, What?

01:06:36.000 Because I guess, like, the, I guess, like a lot, because you think of it, though, so much of Seinfeld's humor is like wordplay and puns and stuff like that.

01:06:44.000 And it just, it doesn't translate well.

01:06:46.000 Yeah.

01:06:46.000 Oh, Dylan, Dylan says he takes it back.

01:06:48.000 He was thinking of Harding the whole time.

01:06:51.000 We had this conversation.

01:06:52.000 You can't mix up Harding and Coolidge.

01:06:54.000 They're totally different presidents.

01:06:57.000 Two different people.

01:06:58.000 One of them is a boring, forgettable 20s president, and the other is an awesome forgettable 20s president.

01:07:04.000 I'm so glad you're with me on the Coolidge thing.

01:07:05.000 Yeah, Coolidge is great.

01:07:06.000 Coolidge is the best.

01:07:07.000 What's funny about Harding?

01:07:08.000 Harding was an extremely popular president while alive, and then he died, and everyone realized, oh, there were a lot of problems.

01:07:13.000 This is their election plank right here.

01:07:16.000 It says safe, sane, and steady.

01:07:18.000 You guys can't see it, but we have Coolidge.

01:07:19.000 Yeah, we have Coolidge and Dawes.

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01:08:37.000 Canada, since we have a few.

01:08:39.000 All right, we very briefly have to hit Canada while we're talking about this.

01:08:41.000 Canada is definitely a nation that's not going to have anything cool.

01:08:44.000 Are we finally going after the Great Satan?

01:08:46.000 We need to go after the Great Satan because it is going viral today.

01:08:49.000 So, what happened was in the Benited Nation of Canada, people are getting mad at a judge over this, and they really should not get mad about the judge.

01:08:57.000 So, this fellow, he murdered his girlfriend, Everton Javon Downey, stabbed his girlfriend, Melissa, 15 times in the stairwell of a shopping center in 2021, ending her life.

01:09:13.000 And they originally were seeking a sentence of, well, so this is Canada.

01:09:19.000 So, what they do is you get sentenced to life in prison, but it's fake life in prison.

01:09:23.000 And so, they're like, okay, well, he's sentenced to life in prison, but how long until he can get out from his life in prison?

01:09:28.000 I saw your tweet on this.

01:09:29.000 And they were saying it was going to be 15 years.

01:09:30.000 They were seeking 15 years.

01:09:32.000 But British Columbia Supreme Court Associate Chief Justice Heather Holmes has decided to slash that, pun intended, to 12 years before this man can get out on parole.

01:09:44.000 Because despite his, you know, aggravated criminal record involving violence and firearms, she's required under Canadian law to account for the fact that he's black and therefore he's probably just faced oppression in his life. 0.54

01:10:02.000 And so they shouldn't punish him as much.

01:10:03.000 This is a requirement under Canadian law.

01:10:05.000 If you're black or if you are a First Nations person, the Canadian law explicitly says you have to get special consideration for reduced sentences in criminal cases. 0.90

01:10:18.000 That's insane. 0.89

01:10:19.000 I loved your tweet about this, by the way.

01:10:21.000 You should read it.

01:10:22.000 Oh, I'll read it for you.

01:10:23.000 Go for it.

01:10:23.000 Yeah, go for it.

01:10:24.000 Out of respect for your good contribution here.

01:10:28.000 Canada is an explicit apartheid state.

01:10:31.000 By law, superior castes are punished less for crimes than inferior ones, with native-born white Canadians as the most inferior group of all, naturally. 1.00

01:10:40.000 Inferior castes can also be legally excluded from jobs that are reserved exclusively by favored groups.

01:10:48.000 Equality under the law is a moral principle dating back all the way to the Torah.

01:10:53.000 Canada is throwing that out.

01:10:54.000 Charlie would always talk about, he loved to talk about how in, I can't remember where exactly, but in the Torah, there's a law that says like you shall have the same law for rich and poor, for foreigner and yourselves.

01:11:06.000 Like you have to have that basic equality of the law.

01:11:09.000 And he loved to tout that.

01:11:11.000 And in America, we're obviously imperfect on that front.

01:11:15.000 We've eroded it in a lot of ways under leftism, but it's at least an ideal.

01:11:19.000 In Canada, it's just explicitly legal.

01:11:21.000 It says some races get stricter punishments than others when they commit crimes.

01:11:26.000 In Canada, like in America, you have this song and dance where, oh, we want to take diversity into account for this hiring and it's a travesty and we'd hate it.

01:11:34.000 But in Canada, you can just straight up post a job listing for a job and you say white men are not allowed to take this job. 0.54

01:11:41.000 Literally, like it's the inverse of famous signs, like blacks only. 0.99

01:11:44.000 Yeah, yeah, it's just straight up. 0.56

01:11:45.000 This job is only for a racial minority or a woman, period. 1.00

01:11:49.000 And by the way, they're going to do their darndest to just keep importing more and more and more racial minorities to the point that the laws only favor the new majority. 0.92

01:11:56.000 Yeah.

01:11:57.000 And they're doing this all the time.

01:11:59.000 They're also, they have this whole mess going on where if you own property, they can void it.

01:12:04.000 If an Indian tribe, if a First Nations tribe says that their oral tradition is that their traditional lands were where your house is, they can take your house. 1.00

01:12:13.000 That's unfolding.

01:12:14.000 A version of this happened in Los Angeles, actually.

01:12:17.000 Remember, Ryan James Gurdesky was suing on behalf of this because they made some law in the 1980s to essentially send more money and smaller class sizes for minorities schools, which they considered Hispanic and any school that's like over 25% white is actually a segregated school.

01:12:36.000 No, exactly.

01:12:37.000 So what's hilarious, though, is that now this actually discriminates against the only minority that's left in Los Angeles, which was white schools, which is a massive minority in Los Angeles.

01:12:48.000 So that's how Blake, wasn't there something like, now this isn't in law, but wasn't there something similar kind of in practice when they were looking at jury in-group versus out-group bias in the United States and they were trying to determine whether or not white juries and black juries and different groups on juries were more biased regarding the race of the defendant.

01:13:16.000 And I'm trying to summarize all this.

01:13:18.000 So you're right.

01:13:18.000 And they found that white juries were the least likely to show a racial bias and in fact would punish their own, you know, their own race as much as anyone else.

01:13:30.000 But it was the exact opposite when you had other juries.

01:13:33.000 Yes.

01:13:34.000 And we really shouldn't be surprised about this because actually, if you dive into the psychological literature, one of the most important developments in Europe, in Northwestern Europe specifically, is they really developed this kind of the extreme openness of treat everyone basically the same.

01:13:52.000 Don't favor your clan explicitly.

01:13:54.000 Like that level of equality under the law and high trust, which is also what's causing all of our problems.

01:13:59.000 That's the same.

01:14:00.000 It's the same psychology that says we could bring anyone into our country and have them have exactly right. 1.00

01:14:08.000 So it was a societal advantage to have blind justice and equal rights for all.

01:14:14.000 And it has now become a societal weakness that's being exploited by the open borders lobby and many others to damage our cultures.

01:14:25.000 Honestly, it's the erasure of Western culture.

01:14:27.000 If you want to know the truth about that, you want to see the unstate of it.

01:14:30.000 That's Canada.

01:14:31.000 And this, of course, came up when, like right after Charlie was killed and they were trying to like pull, you know, all the like Barack Obama was trying to pull certain quotes and take all this stuff out of context.

01:14:43.000 But the point is, is like we here on this program and as Charlie has, as far as I know, always said that we're for, you know, what are we for?

01:14:52.000 We're for colorblind meritocracy.

01:14:55.000 Just everything should just be based on merit, right?

01:14:58.000 So it's now, and this, we're not talking about punishment in this case, but we're talking about in just actual standards, just one standard for everyone and no caste systems, no fast lanes, no, oh, you get extra access to something or you get extra points in the, you know, in the admissions process because of like something that happened to your group or whatever.

01:15:18.000 No, we're not doing it.

01:15:18.000 We're just not doing it.

01:15:19.000 We're for total blank, you know, colorblindness across the board and one standard.

01:15:25.000 That's it.

01:15:26.000 Just one standard.

01:15:27.000 Let the best man or woman win, depending on. 0.74

01:15:30.000 Yeah.

01:15:31.000 Sometimes.

01:15:32.000 And let the chips fall where they may.

01:15:33.000 Let the chips fall where they may.

01:15:34.000 I love that.

01:15:36.000 Listen, our studio has a busy, busy weekend here, so we're going to wrap up.

01:15:41.000 But this has been an important show in many ways because I actually think with everything that happened today with these naturalized citizens, everything that's happened since the Iran conflict kicked off, that if we don't change our ways now, if we don't actually get momentum behind reforming some of these issues, I'm not sure. 0.88

01:16:01.000 We're going to die.

01:16:02.000 We're going to die. 0.90

01:16:03.000 People are going to die.

01:16:04.000 And people like to turn this into a conversation about bigotry or xenophobia or racism.

01:16:11.000 It's not that.

01:16:13.000 We did not have to worry when we got into foreign conflicts that our Muslim new citizens were going to be offended and start attacking us. 0.99

01:16:22.000 When we, I don't know, went to war in World War II or even the Vietnam War.

01:16:26.000 You don't even have to pick a popular war.

01:16:29.000 Pick an unpopular one.

01:16:30.000 We didn't have to worry about this.

01:16:31.000 You didn't have to worry about this in the Gulf War.

01:16:33.000 Yeah.

01:16:34.000 And we won that war.

01:16:36.000 Yeah.

01:16:37.000 Anyways, Jack, thanks for joining us, man.

01:16:41.000 Any final thoughts?

01:16:43.000 Thanks for joining us on Thought Crime.

01:16:48.000 Go out and keep committing them.

01:16:53.000 No, I was just trying to think, guys, what should we so, you know, what should we all do for looks maxing this week?

01:16:58.000 We've all got to pick something real quick.

01:17:00.000 Blake has to do.

01:17:01.000 I'm going to do the mewing.

01:17:03.000 You're going to do how many?

01:17:04.000 I'm going to do 150 push-ups tonight.

01:17:06.000 Okay.

01:17:07.000 That's pretty good.

01:17:08.000 Are you going to do push-ups every day?

01:17:10.000 I can do that.

01:17:11.000 150?

01:17:12.000 I'm going to mew.

01:17:12.000 I'm going to start.

01:17:15.000 You can't really talk when you're mewing, but I'm mewing right now.

01:17:19.000 It's great.

01:17:20.000 It's going great.

01:17:20.000 It's real great.

01:17:22.000 And we'll see what my progress is next week.

01:17:24.000 Is the point to make your book look like this?

01:17:29.000 Why not?

01:17:29.000 No, it's going to make your jaw out.

01:17:31.000 Like, what do you mean?

01:17:32.000 It's not going to change your lips.

01:17:33.000 All right, fine.

01:17:34.000 But if it does, I'll just get like collagen and Botox and stuff would be good.

01:17:38.000 Oh, by the way, just since we were mentioning looks maxing, women, stop getting your buccal fat removed. 1.00

01:17:46.000 For the love of God, I guess Marco Robby got it removed or something. 0.95

01:17:49.000 It is awful.

01:17:50.000 It is a war crime. 0.91

01:17:51.000 It's a crime against nature.

01:17:53.000 Stop it immediately.

01:17:54.000 So they get this little thing removed.

01:17:56.000 It's so bad.

01:17:57.000 It's so bad.

01:17:59.000 It's the stuff that makes you kind of like baby face in your cheeks.

01:18:02.000 And some people take it out and they think it makes them look awful.

01:18:04.000 But they, yeah, they take it out and it just looks, I'm sorry, it looks awful.

01:18:07.000 It just looks awful.

01:18:07.000 What do you call it?

01:18:08.000 Buckle fat.

01:18:09.000 Like, be you.

01:18:10.000 Oh, I said other than that.

01:18:11.000 Buckle?

01:18:11.000 Yeah, buckle, bucle, something like that.

01:18:14.000 Yeah, you look at the before and after, and it's never good.

01:18:17.000 It's never good.

01:18:18.000 Okay.

01:18:19.000 All right.

01:18:19.000 Here, we got to throw this up.

01:18:22.000 We got to, because now it's now it's a thing.

01:18:25.000 But that image is like kind of far apart here.

01:18:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:30.000 It makes her look older for sure.

01:18:33.000 No, I don't like it.

01:18:34.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:18:36.000 Oh, hold on.

01:18:37.000 Hold on.

01:18:38.000 There's like a joint.

01:18:39.000 That's like a really aggressive.

01:18:40.000 Oh, no.

01:18:41.000 Oh, gosh.

01:18:42.000 What are you doing?

01:18:45.000 Hold on.

01:18:45.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:18:46.000 That is.

01:18:48.000 She looks like.

01:18:50.000 She looks like Uma Thurman right in pulp fiction, like right before they have to stab the needle in her heart because she did the because she was ODing. 1.00

01:18:58.000 Like, why are you doing this?

01:19:00.000 I don't know if that's actually her on the left, but that's her on the right afterwards. 0.98

01:19:04.000 It kind of is like, honestly, it's kind of full circle to look at.

01:19:07.000 Put the other one up.

01:19:08.000 Put the other one up.

01:19:09.000 It's actually a little frightening to me because you realize the intense pressure celebrities and movie stars get under, and you realize they've always been pretty insane, but now we have more advanced ways for them to be completely insane.

01:19:24.000 And they can go really nuts and really mess themselves up.

01:19:28.000 Only for a couple more years because AI is about to take all those jobs.

01:19:32.000 Do you guys know that Oprah's really thin now, finally?

01:19:37.000 Blake, you're not getting out of this without saying how you're going to look Smax.

01:19:40.000 I'm going to look Smax by slamming my face into a table until it really toughens up my face and gives me an iron facial features. 0.97

01:19:47.000 All right, start right now.

01:19:49.000 No time like the present.

01:19:52.000 This reminds me of when Charlie did the banana piece.

01:19:55.000 The ice block.

01:19:56.000 The ice bowl.

01:19:57.000 Okay, I have a really good one.

01:19:58.000 I was in the studio, all right?

01:19:59.000 That was right there.

01:20:01.000 Hold on.

01:20:02.000 This is actually the best one I've seen right here.

01:20:05.000 Throw this one up. 0.99

01:20:06.000 This is probably pretty true to form.

01:20:08.000 There's a little German words in the middle here.

01:20:11.000 That.

01:20:13.000 I don't like where they have that concavity in their cheeks.

01:20:17.000 It looks very wrong.

01:20:18.000 Yeah, well, she's not.

01:20:20.000 You look like Uma Thurman when she was on Coke in Pulp Fiction, right before they remember, and they had to stab the adrenaline into her heart.

01:20:27.000 Yes.

01:20:27.000 John Travolta.

01:20:28.000 Yeah.

01:20:29.000 I've never seen Pulp Fiction.

01:20:31.000 Yeah.

01:20:32.000 Wow.

01:20:33.000 I'm just, I want to say that to upset people.

01:20:35.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:20:35.000 I saw Inglorious Bastards, and I think that was enough, Quentin Tarantino, for me.

01:20:40.000 Pulp Fiction's so much fun.

01:20:41.000 Which I know Charlie watched because Charlie would always pronounce the word Nazi, which is only from Pulp.

01:20:48.000 It's not from Pulp Fiction.

01:20:49.000 It's not Inglorious Bastards.

01:20:51.000 He clearly watched Inglorious Bastards, and I would.

01:20:54.000 I'm not sure if he thought that was the way it was pronounced.

01:20:56.000 He just liked saying that.

01:20:58.000 Because he would say it even in serious context.

01:21:00.000 You know what's funny?

01:21:00.000 I said the same thing.

01:21:01.000 I said Don Laman, and apparently a lot of people didn't know why I kept saying it that way.

01:21:05.000 I got a bunch of people saying, like, why did you keep saying it?

01:21:07.000 Don Laman?

01:21:08.000 I was like, it's that's well, you see, half a decade ago, there was a running joke on a now-canceled Fox News program in which, like, Blake used to actually was writing the pronunciation.

01:21:21.000 Imagine someone trying to do schlunking as a historian 200 years from now and figure out.

01:21:27.000 I guess they'll just have AI do all the work in the future.

01:21:30.000 It's like when I say Jake Taper.

01:21:33.000 Taper.

01:21:34.000 We should end.

01:21:36.000 This was a lot of fun.

01:21:38.000 Jack, take us away.

01:21:39.000 Ladies and gentlemen, as always, go out there and commit more thought crime. 0.96

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The Charlie Kirk Show - March 14, 2026

THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 118 — Looksmaxxing and Jestergooning? $500 Faces? Blame Canada?

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