Jack, Tyler, Blake, Jack, and Tyler talk about Saratoga Water, a viral video of a man doing absolutely nothing for 4 hours. Also, are there cities underneath the pyramids? We try to get Blake to even give an inch on the fact that... Aliens might have built some of the ancient civilizations, that and more.
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00:01:50.000And... It's a great, it is such an outrageous viral video.
00:01:54.000There should be entire PhD classes taught on this.
00:01:57.000What I love is how just the X version, where it did not originate, has more, like, ten times more views than, like, the most viral Donald Trump post during the election.
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00:06:14.000You also have to pour in some of the Saratoga water and mix it in so that you can get the transcendent properties of the water from Saratoga Springs.
00:06:22.000Now, you've got to mix it with your hands a bit.
00:09:43.000And then I walk and then I have to go at maximum intensity on every single exercise machine while in my full dress without changing clothes.
00:11:23.000It actually would have been funny if you put in there that you turn on Netflix.
00:11:27.000Oh, that's not possible because I do not subscribe.
00:11:30.000You would have turned on your Hulu account.
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00:11:39.000There is something about this window into the morning routine.
00:11:44.000That video especially, and yours is hilarious, Blake, is so outrageous, which is one of the reasons why it went viral.
00:11:52.000The guy literally does nothing for the entire day.
00:11:55.000So apparently rubbing banana peels on your face offers benefits like reducing wrinkles, brightening skin, soothing skin conditions due to their antioxidants and vitamins.
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00:13:25.000I actually don't eat or drink anything until the next morning when I have my...
00:13:30.000Further, daily Saratoga water and banana.
00:13:34.000You know, I think what's interesting is the morning routine has been kind of a meme, especially in sort of like the TikTok community because of like the Sigma edits.
00:13:44.000It's a 25-year-old meme that goes back to the very first and only American Psycho video movie when it came out.
00:13:53.000The Brad Easton Ellis book that got turned into the movie with Patrick Bateman, and there's just something about that, the morning routine scene there, which, of course, Patrick Bateman is also a serial killer, which I think that a lot of the Sigma edits kind of miss out on this, even though this guy, I'm sure, is something of a wannabe serial killer here.
00:14:24.000It's almost like a superpower if you get up sort of before everybody else.
00:14:29.000So I actually enjoy getting up as early as possible, as crazy as it sounds, and I think it's great.
00:14:35.000So I know I had to do all the MyPillow tweets and everything, but it turns out I actually love getting up early, and I think it's awesome.
00:14:43.000My morning routine, though, is, and I've been this way since a kid going to Catholic school, is just I lay out everything I need for the morning so that when I wake up, it's just right there, and I'm like boom, boom, boom, boom, and I can be off and onto my day.
00:15:02.000I'm a believer that sleep is actually the hidden ingredient to memory and mental acuity.
00:15:06.000If I had to choose, I would much rather stay up late than get up early.
00:15:09.000I am much sharper later the night goes on than in the morning.
00:15:14.000A true problem, since I've worked as a writer in various capacities, one thing that annoys me a bit is I definitely write the best and most efficiently.
00:15:27.000And so it actually is somewhat problematic because I'll often literally be best like after midnight.
00:15:33.000Correct. And so what I'll get is sometimes I'll just get into a hum and I'm like, okay, I'm riding this until I can't go anymore because I'm going really well.
00:16:30.000So, Jack, if you had to choose, though, if you had your druthers, 6 a.m. wake-up call, or like 5.30, or be able to stay up to 1 a.m., which would you choose?
00:17:32.000What's really depressing is when you read the biography of transcendent historical figures, and you'll just get to the point, it's like, they had the talent to just function perfectly well on three or four hours of sleep.
00:17:43.000If you read a Napoleon biography, he's awake at 2 a.m. in the morning, and it didn't matter because he could get by on three and a half hours of sleep with no lost effectiveness.
00:17:53.000So the number of people who brag that they can get by on three hours of sleep is a lot...
00:17:58.000Higher than the number of people who truly can.
00:18:00.000It's very rare to actually be able to go three and a half, four hours of sleep for years on end, and that's the amount you actually need.
00:18:08.000There's a lot of people where they do that, and the truth is if you do that for years on end, you fry your brain.
00:18:14.000You do fry your brain, and also, I think there's actually an overrated quality of fake tough guy.
00:18:21.000I get three hours of sleep and they don't do anything with the other 21 hours.
00:18:24.000They're kind of doing this with this moron.
00:18:27.000This guy's doing on this video kind of, you know, putting banana peels on his face.
00:18:54.000There's a lot of things like you'll have an office activity and it's just you go to a bar and everyone has to get extremely performatively drunk and they're all completely miserable and don't want to be there.
00:19:03.000But you cannot leave because it will shame family if you leave.
00:19:07.000Well, I was going to say shame and disgrace.
00:19:10.000When I worked in China, so they would have like a nap time and you would get to the office, you know, normal time, 8 a.m., 9 a.m.
00:19:23.000And then typically, and I would see this with my Chinese colleagues, that they would, I was like one of two white guys, you know, European, whatever, Americans, who worked in the office.
00:19:35.000And so we'd get in, and then I'd go for lunch, I'd take a walk around the park, or go to practice Mandarin, whatever.
00:19:40.000And then I'd come back, and it was like a scene, some horror movie or something, because everyone's in the office with their heads down on their desks.
00:19:52.000Somebody drugged everyone in the office, what happened?
00:19:55.000And apparently that's just what they do.
00:19:56.000They just have nap time right there at the office, and they'll have a little pillow or something, and that's what they do, and that's considered normal.
00:20:03.000I think time management is a lesser appreciated superpower of the elite.
00:20:37.000Yeah, he wrote very important philosophy texts.
00:20:40.000And every single day, he's clearly probably some type of autist where he wakes up, does the same thing every day, goes on his two-hour constitutional walk.
00:21:38.000And yet at the same time, again, if you're able to write four to five pages a day, on average, that comes out to over several thousand pages a year.
00:23:01.000But it did make it very funny because I definitely had the mental attitude of like, you do work and then you do your stuff after work when work is over.
00:23:09.000So I would get up absurdly late, go do the show, get back, and then stay up till like 2.30am every single day.
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00:26:57.000So contextually, it's that this news story is, I think they're Italian.
00:27:01.000It's like academics in Italy, I believe.
00:27:03.000And they claim, I really cannot put enough quotation marks around the word claim, that They've found, using ground-penetrating radar, that there is some sort of tunnel or shaft extending beneath the pyramids thousands of feet.
00:27:44.000Yeah, what was the Egyptians' morning routine?
00:27:46.000So, the construction of the pyramids, do you think there was any alien phenomenology behind the construction of any of these ancient structures?
00:28:01.000you think there's anything to the idea of how the pyramids are configured with the suns?
00:28:08.000No? There might be some mile astronomy stuff.
00:28:51.000And they just threw this in like someone had to edit together this documentary which was then aired on cable television just saying This extremely dumb thing.
00:29:03.000And the truth is, people want to believe weird stuff.
00:29:07.000There's always people looking to tell you weird stuff.
00:29:11.000It's very funny if you read old sci-fi stuff because there are alternative versions of this.
00:29:17.000I was just reading an essay in an online magazine in the 40s.
00:29:22.000The big fad was that, like, Lost Lemuria, it was like Atlantis and Lemuria, and the people from there would, like, abduct humans and take them to their underground lair.
00:29:32.000And once they published this, which was just some rant by, like, a mentally ill guy who had lived in an asylum, they started getting all these letters from people saying, like, yeah, I have memories of getting abducted by the ancient Lemurians, too.
00:30:20.000Five years from now, we will not have found a vast underground city beneath the pyramids.
00:30:24.000You might find an underground chamber or something.
00:30:26.000They have found stuff buried alongside the pyramids.
00:30:29.000I think my favorite that people don't know about is they built a giant boat for the pharaoh to use in the afterlife, and they dug it up and they reassembled the whole boat, and it's like a big old boat.
00:30:40.000So you think all the alignment is either just happy accident...
00:30:44.000Because they have, like, Orion's belt alignment, the solar equinox alignment.
00:30:48.000Yeah, all that's usually just woo-woo.
00:30:53.000So is it just they just happen to put the pyramids there?
00:30:56.000Well, they have astronomy in ancient times, so they could conceivably be like, oh, we'll have the point of this pyramid line up with this star.
00:31:03.000And I don't know them off the top of my head.
00:31:05.000But, no, there's nothing that would indicate they had, you know, ancient telescopes or aliens telling them to point the pyramids.
00:31:15.000After 5,000 years, the stars actually move.
00:31:19.000They shift where they are over 5,000 years.
00:31:22.000There's something, and I'm drawing from memory here, but if you add up the coordinates of the pyramids, it has some sort of an alignment with the actual circumference of the Earth.
00:32:20.000What do you have to say about, for example, some of the Mayan temples and Aztec temples that they didn't have the technology to even cut the rock the way that it was?
00:32:29.000I mean, we're talking about perfect cuts of A hundred foot stone.
00:32:55.000I will say, if there's a 2,000-foot shaft with pillars and a power grid underneath the pyramids, I will be extremely excited because it will mean our knowledge of the world is totally thrown out and we have to reassess everything.
00:33:13.000But I think that's the appeal of it for a lot of people.
00:33:16.000And I'll just say, a lot of people who fixate on this have fixated on every other thing that ever came up and went absolutely nowhere.
00:33:24.000So if anyone wants to bet even odds that we won't have found...
00:33:53.000And so it's way older than we thought.
00:33:55.000Like, this is well into Neolithic period.
00:33:57.000And so you're thinking, okay, was this an actual city?
00:34:01.000Was this a site that hunter-gatherers would use?
00:34:04.000Is agriculture a bit older than we thought?
00:34:06.000Because the thinking is this basically predates agriculture, which our normal theory is you start getting cities when you have organized agriculture.
00:34:46.000Yeah, there's a lot of debate over how they were able to drag it.
00:34:48.000I know one of the crazier theories, I don't know that many people believe this, but I think it is in theory possible.
00:34:54.000One guy thinks that they can actually basically cast rock.
00:34:57.000They could basically do a limestone cast for a lot of the stones that they used.
00:35:03.000And so you could basically build it in place.
00:35:05.000And I think he did technically prove it was possible.
00:35:08.000And they mostly say that is unlikely because we have no evidence that the Egyptians knew how to do this or ever thought it was possible.
00:35:15.000But that would be a very funny way that they could have done it.
00:35:17.000But I think the most common thesis is, yeah, in fact, in ancient Egypt, you basically had a slave state where everyone was owned by the pharaoh and you did nothing but grow food, which was easy because the Nile floods every single year.
00:35:31.000And so for a third of the year, you plant.
00:35:49.000Who built them and how did they get there?
00:35:51.000I believe the natives of Easter Island did it and they got so wacky about it they deforested their island and caused a collapse of their civilization.
00:35:59.000Okay. So, just to be clear, these podunk backward island people built like 50 foot beautifully sculpted with what technology?
00:36:11.000I mean, they don't look that pretty...
00:37:52.000I'm not saying they did, but there is a strange, you have to admit, a pattern of different civilizations that didn't know each other, of statues that look eerily similar, of structures that are at least a little bit above our comprehension.
00:38:05.000I mean, Machu Picchu, the Aztec, the Teotihuacan or whatever they call it.
00:38:10.000It's not as if it's impossible, but it's definitely verging on, okay, these people would barely figure out how to grow corn.
00:38:41.000I could make an argument though that making the pyramids without electricity is like way more impressive than building the Empire State Building.
00:38:57.000Any theory of like how they built the pyramids is going to be insanely impressive because if you just take the number of stones like they've calculated that are in the Great Pyramid, they have to slot one of those rocks, every one of which is like 100 tons or whatever, in place basically every 11 minutes nonstop for like 20 years to get it finished.
00:39:20.000So the one that you mentioned really quick is the Goeki Tepe, right?
00:41:45.000We did a whole special podcast on all of this and how there's various theories about the Nephilim and pre-flood cultures.
00:41:53.000One of the ones that I really like is that various kings and tribes throughout the Old Testament were actually like remnants of the Nephilim and that God actually sent the flood to wipe out the main portion of the Nephilim.
00:42:11.000And that's what made him so gigantic so that obviously they had a demonic aspect to them and so that...
00:42:28.000That when David slays Goliath, he's actually fighting this demonic influence that was not supposed to be in the world to begin with.
00:42:42.000You know, I think the more we study it, the more shocking it would be if we were to discover something way out of line.
00:42:51.000What I like to say, I've been to Egypt.
00:42:53.000One thing I think a lot of people don't realize is...
00:42:56.000For the pyramids, for example, they can seem really weird if you think there's like three pyramids and then nothing else like that was ever built anywhere else before.
00:43:04.000But if you go there, there's actually, first of all, we have like the proto-pyramids that they started building before the Great Ones.
00:43:11.000So if you go to Saqqara, which is another necropolis they have, they have the steppe pyramid.
00:43:32.000And then they build other proto-pyramids.
00:43:35.000And it all builds up to, okay, now let's actually build this huge Mondo Pyramid.
00:43:39.000And if you go around Egypt, you can also find the pyramids that they screwed up.
00:43:43.000So there's one called the Bent Pyramid where they were building it and then apparently realized this isn't going to look right.
00:43:49.000So they just kiboshed it and it ends up looking like this weird mutant pyramid.
00:43:55.000And there's also some where they just totally screwed it up and the pyramid collapsed or got all goofed up.
00:44:01.000And once you find these things, it's much more understandable to think of this fits into a civilization that gradually developed this and had these false starts.
00:44:11.000But 4,000 years pass and people think...
00:44:15.000Oh, there's just this crazy huge building in the middle of the desert that came out of nowhere.
00:44:18.000And very seriously, I think a lot of modern conspiracy theories develop this way, too, where people forget all of the context that happens around things that help explain it, and so things seem less explicable to them.
00:44:35.000So, you know, you're going to get a lot more conspiracy theories over time about the moon landing because people are going to forget...
00:44:42.000Oh wait, these are all the other space missions we did that built up to the moon landing.
00:44:46.000Here's all this other stuff that's proof it happens.
00:44:49.000And they just think, oh wow, we just went and landed on the moon?
00:44:53.000And I think that genuinely is where a lot of oddball takes, very conspiratorial takes come from, is lack of wider context around things that allows you to misinterpret the stuff you do know.
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00:51:41.000Jack, what is going on with Snow Woke?
00:51:45.000Yeah, so Snow Woke, this is a story, you know, I've been covering it on Human Events Daily, and it's just broken out, just totally mainstream at this point, where Snow White, everyone knows the original story, obviously the original movie from the 1930s, but even the much earlier Brothers Grimm, you know, fairy tale from the 1800s, 200 years old.
00:52:23.000Disney's Snow Woke came out, and as it turns out, this was delayed due to COVID and due to the writer's strikes and various other strikes that were going on in Hollywood.
00:52:33.000So this film that was made at the peak woke era is actually now coming out at the Trump era.
00:52:57.000In fact, the son of the producer has actually taken to Instagram and is just blasting her.
00:53:03.000Not only has she made horrific comments.
00:53:06.000About all sorts of people, but she's deliberately targeted Trump supporters, targeted President Trump, saying terrible things about him and his family.
00:53:14.000And on the day of the election, when President Trump won, she said, I'm not going to curse, but she said, F Trump supporters, F Donald Trump, F Trump supporters, and I hope they know no peace.
00:53:27.000And this is who Disney chose to be, the beloved Snow White traditional character.
00:53:32.000Plus, in addition, and Charlie, I'm sure you'll appreciate this, they completely changed the story where now Snow White is, as you can see, she's a quote-unquote person of color who's leading an uprising against the white.
00:53:53.000There's also this sort of meta-narrative going around the whole thing because Gal Gadot served in the IDF and has obviously been very pro-Israel, not extremely vocally.
00:54:04.000She's more talked about hostages and victims and things like that of October 7th.
00:54:07.000But then the actress here, Rachel Zegler, has been very vocally pro-Palestine.
00:54:19.000Talking about all the things that Disney tried to do.
00:54:22.000They even sent a social media manager to Rachel Zegler to try to approve her posts before they came out.
00:54:28.000They sent multiple producers to try to talk to her and she just completely would not listen, completely disregarded everything they said.
00:54:37.000And so now in the face of all of this, something like a $270 million budget just for production, another hundred plus or so on top of that in marketing, this film only did $43 million in its opening.
00:54:53.000It's one of the weakest openings of any Disney live action show is one of the worst.
00:55:28.000But of course, when the cultural Marxists were running Disney, and many of them still are, they decided.
00:55:34.000So personally, one of the things that I've been leading online is making sure that people understand that obviously this has been a huge travesty, but I want this to be a warning to everybody.
00:55:45.000Why? Because what is Netflix making right now?
00:55:48.000Narnia. Yes, Netflix Narnia is coming up next.
00:55:54.000Greta Gerwig, who made the hyper-feminist anti-male film Barbie and was also at one point a co-writer on the new Snow White.
00:56:05.000And it's so sad, too, culturally, because this is one of Walt Disney's most beloved characters that he had obsessed over during his lifetime was Snow White.
00:56:19.000They really have dishonored themselves.
00:56:23.000It's self-deprecating, self-demolition type work that we've seen from Disney, obviously, that's not new.
00:56:31.000But it's the amount of drama that you can read online about all of this.
00:56:36.000Think about, again, there's really good people, and this is why you're seeing more union guys, I think, turn more conservative, is this type of narcissism that exists.
00:56:49.000It's literally going to cost probably dozens of jobs, if not hundreds of jobs, that were committed to this and future projects that are now gone, basically vanquished because of the narcissism that came out of Rachel Ziegler.
00:57:53.000It's the first real Disney movie that what built Disneyland, what built the empire.
00:58:00.000It's like really a spitting in Walt Disney's face, which I really have a bigger problem culturally with and the historic nature of this whole thing.
01:00:13.000She's not going to be saved by the prince.
01:00:16.000She's not going to be dreaming about true love.
01:00:19.000She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be and the leader that her late father told her that she could be if she was fearless, fair, brave, and true.
01:00:27.000The original cartoon came out in 1937 and very evidently so.
01:00:32.000There's a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her.