The Charlie Kirk Show - August 02, 2025


THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 93 — Charlie On South Park? Sydney Sweeney's Great Jeans?


Episode Stats

Length

49 minutes

Words per Minute

172.57104

Word Count

8,502

Sentence Count

818

Misogynist Sentences

24

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

Join Jack and Jack as they talk about Charlie Kirk's cameo on South Park, the new Sidney Sweeney ad, and more. Sponsors! Noble Gold Investments is the official Gold Sponsor of the Charlie Kirk Show, a company that specializes in gold and physical delivery of precious metals.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey everybody, Then to Hurley Kirk Show Thought Crime.
00:00:02.000 We talk about my appearance in cameo on South Park.
00:00:05.000 What should we think about that?
00:00:07.000 And also, we dive into the Sidney Sweeney story.
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00:00:17.000 Here we go.
00:00:18.000 Charlie, what you've done is incredible here.
00:00:20.000 Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.
00:00:22.000 I want you to know we are lucky to have Charlie Kirk.
00:00:25.000 Charlie Kirk's running the White House, folks.
00:00:28.000 I want to thank Charlie.
00:00:30.000 He's an incredible guy.
00:00:31.000 His spirit, his love of this country, he's done an amazing job building one of the most powerful youth organizations ever created.
00:00:38.000 Turning point USA.
00:00:39.000 We will not embrace the ideas that have destroyed countries, destroyed lives, and we are going to fight for freedom on campuses across the country.
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00:01:16.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard to another edition of Thought Crime Thursday.
00:01:21.000 Happy Thought Crime Thursday.
00:01:23.000 Jack Pasovic here, Charlie Kirk, will be joining us in a second.
00:01:27.000 A lot of thought crimes this week, especially some which involve Charlie Kirk directly.
00:01:32.000 Actually, that's pretty much every week.
00:01:34.000 But riding side saddle, of course, we've got the great Blake and also producer Andrew.
00:01:39.000 What's up, guys?
00:01:39.000 Howdy, Jack.
00:01:40.000 What's going on, Jen?
00:01:41.000 Once I think we're all going to be remote, this is a rare occurrence for us.
00:01:45.000 Blake is in an undisclosed location in a bunker somewhere.
00:01:50.000 Even worse, it's a bunker in Washington, D.C. Yeah, I don't, I don't recommend it.
00:01:55.000 Swamp creature.
00:01:56.000 That means you and Jack are actually relatively close by to one another.
00:01:59.000 Yeah.
00:02:00.000 Yeah, we talked about actually seeing if we could get the logistics to work to be together, but it just didn't.
00:02:06.000 I didn't realize he was in town and I had like family stuff going on, so it didn't work.
00:02:10.000 But one day, one day, we'll all be here together.
00:02:12.000 But the big story, right?
00:02:15.000 The big story that I think of the week that we've all got to get into.
00:02:19.000 And it's just, it's ubiquitous.
00:02:21.000 It's everywhere.
00:02:22.000 Everyone's talking about it.
00:02:23.000 I'd like to say that we sort of, you know, called this shot a full year ago here on Thought Crime.
00:02:29.000 It's Sidney Sweeney.
00:02:31.000 It is this Sidney Sweeney ad that has completely taken over the universe.
00:02:36.000 People are calling it out as Nazi propaganda.
00:02:40.000 Sidney Sweeney has good jeans.
00:02:43.000 Of course, he's playing, you know, paying homage, I guess you could say, to a Brooke Shields ad from 1980, and where, you know, there's a very similar monologue and they're using a pun, of course, jeans and jeans with the J and the G. And the left is in, I have to say, they're just in complete meltdown mode over this.
00:03:02.000 They are completely losing their minds.
00:03:04.000 And again, by the way, this is just a commercial, right?
00:03:08.000 It is a commercial.
00:03:09.000 And I love this because, and, and Blake, I want to throw it to you because whenever the right used to get upset about, say, like Dylan Mulvaney or one of these things, wouldn't they always say, oh, it's just a commercial?
00:03:20.000 Oh, it's just a commercial, right?
00:03:22.000 And I would argue, I guess, that these things aren't just commercials.
00:03:26.000 These are ubiquitous mass media campaigns that are launched with multi-million dollars.
00:03:32.000 I wouldn't be surprised if this was a billion-dollar campaign behind Sidney Sweeney because it's everywhere.
00:03:37.000 There are people taking pictures in malls all over the place of this.
00:03:40.000 And it's not just a commercial.
00:03:44.000 It is, in fact, a huge tell for where we are as a society.
00:03:48.000 But Blake, what's your take on that?
00:03:50.000 Yeah, well, I think first of all, we should probably show the ad in case people haven't seen it.
00:03:53.000 So yeah, there was the image ad where she has great jeans, but how about I think it's also a video clip?
00:04:00.000 Let's show cut 430.
00:04:03.000 I'm not here to tell you to buy American Eagle jeans.
00:04:06.000 And I definitely won't say that they're the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.
00:04:11.000 Or that they make your butt look amazing.
00:04:16.000 Why would I need to do that?
00:04:18.000 But if you said that you want to buy the jeans, I'm not going to stop you.
00:04:24.000 But as soon as this is not me telling you to buy American Eagle jeans, Sidney Sweeney has very keen.
00:04:30.000 You see what I did there, right?
00:04:33.000 I want to say that.
00:04:34.000 So those are pretty tame, but then there's 524.
00:04:38.000 And I think 524 is the one that's really, really pushing the envelope with a lot of these types.
00:04:42.000 Jeans are passed on from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color.
00:04:53.000 My jeans are blue.
00:04:54.000 Sidney Sweeney has very keys.
00:04:58.000 Oh, no.
00:04:59.000 Denounce.
00:05:00.000 Horror.
00:05:01.000 They made a punch.
00:05:01.000 Terrible.
00:05:02.000 They made a pun.
00:05:02.000 Dare you disavow.
00:05:04.000 Disavow.
00:05:06.000 Completely.
00:05:06.000 That's obviously eugenics and Nazi propaganda.
00:05:11.000 And she happens to be white, Jack.
00:05:12.000 I think that's the real thing we really need to zero in on.
00:05:16.000 She's white and she has blue eyes, which is a crime.
00:05:20.000 It's a crime.
00:05:22.000 In modern America.
00:05:23.000 My jeans are blue.
00:05:24.000 By the way, I think we have Charlie.
00:05:25.000 Do we have Charlie joining us?
00:05:26.000 I am here.
00:05:27.000 Yes, guys.
00:05:28.000 Sorry for the delay.
00:05:29.000 Complicated business.
00:05:30.000 Charlie, do you have good jeans?
00:05:33.000 I was actually gene shopping.
00:05:34.000 That's why I was.
00:05:39.000 That was not planned, folks.
00:05:42.000 I was trying on some new jeans.
00:05:46.000 Which brand were they, Charlie?
00:05:47.000 Did the menu work?
00:05:52.000 They were Lululemon.
00:05:53.000 And I'm considering an American Eagle purchase.
00:05:56.000 Just in Solidary, we had a hilarious call on our show.
00:05:59.000 Hilarious.
00:06:00.000 And we're going to air it.
00:06:01.000 This woman, sweet old woman, she's like reading a prepared script and she's a member of ours.
00:06:06.000 It's one of the greatest clips ever.
00:06:08.000 And she's like, Charlie, I'm a member.
00:06:10.000 I'm a child of God.
00:06:11.000 I pray for you all the time.
00:06:13.000 Everything, you know, you do such a wonderful job.
00:06:16.000 I want you to let you know that that ad, the reaction was so insulting.
00:06:19.000 I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have good jeans.
00:06:23.000 I bought American Eagle Jeans just as a protest.
00:06:26.000 I'm like, I like, I love, no, it was so good.
00:06:29.000 I got to get the Clip.
00:06:30.000 It was the radicalization just from the reaction of this advertisement has been has been amazing to witness.
00:06:37.000 Every time that a leftist screams about Sidney Sweeney being some sort of like, or the ad being some eugenicist ad or Nazi propaganda, I think like a thousand more young men register Republican.
00:06:51.000 I think it's a one-to-one ratio.
00:06:54.000 Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wing.
00:06:58.000 No, a young Republican is born.
00:07:01.000 It's amazing.
00:07:02.000 It's like the best marketing that the Republican Party could ever hope for.
00:07:06.000 Just please keep making these insane videos.
00:07:11.000 And think about how many bullets are.
00:07:14.000 One of my favorites.
00:07:16.000 One of my favorites, I'll let Jack chime in is, you know, some of these Subaru women on social media.
00:07:21.000 They're like, what do young men see in Sidney Sweeney anyway?
00:07:24.000 I'm like, yeah, you really don't understand.
00:07:27.000 Literally, if they don't understand, it should be our streaming numbers shoot up every time we play the ad.
00:07:32.000 Does she even have a graduate degree?
00:07:36.000 It's definitely her personality.
00:07:38.000 Jack, your thoughts.
00:07:40.000 Well, so let's look at where we were in advertising a year ago or even two years ago when we had the likes of Dylan Mulvaney being a corporate, the face of a corporate brand.
00:07:52.000 We had the likes of the plus size models.
00:07:54.000 Remember the plus size models were feeded upon us in Times Square and in marketing campaigns all across the German Shepherd for years.
00:08:04.000 I'm sorry, no, no.
00:08:05.000 I'm sorry.
00:08:05.000 You got to go back.
00:08:06.000 Guys, trigger warning.
00:08:07.000 Hold on.
00:08:07.000 Like, you got to, you got to tell me.
00:08:09.000 Time out.
00:08:09.000 No, you're going to put it on.
00:08:10.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12.000 Hold on, time out.
00:08:12.000 Go back to the picture you showed before.
00:08:14.000 Did they do an American Eagle just to troll them?
00:08:16.000 Not that one.
00:08:17.000 Is she really holding a German Shepherd in one of the advertisements?
00:08:21.000 Oh my God.
00:08:22.000 It's just a dog.
00:08:25.000 How has this been lost on all the critics?
00:08:27.000 I think it's hilarious.
00:08:29.000 It's just a dog.
00:08:32.000 Although they do say the German Shepherds are the most trainable dogs.
00:08:36.000 That's why they use them in the military, law enforcement.
00:08:39.000 I'm sorry, Jack.
00:08:39.000 I interrupted.
00:08:40.000 I'm sorry.
00:08:40.000 Of all the picture, of all the dogs they could have selected.
00:08:45.000 It's a puppy.
00:08:47.000 Why isn't it?
00:08:49.000 Why wasn't it a pit bull?
00:08:50.000 Well, that's a whole other thought crime.
00:08:52.000 Jack, I interrupted you.
00:08:53.000 Keep going.
00:08:53.000 No, you're fine.
00:08:54.000 You're fine.
00:08:55.000 And it's it, so, and yeah, we've got a bunch of videos reacting to this, but think of the billions and billions of dollars that were spent on these mass marketing campaigns to try to tell us that the 2019 American Eagle model was as I'm just going to say it, it was as attractive as the 2025.
00:09:17.000 It's it's clear.
00:09:18.000 I mean, I don't know, maybe some people are into that.
00:09:20.000 Um, I'm not really that much of a bedon-ka-don guy myself.
00:09:24.000 I'm sure that I'm sure that they're out there.
00:09:26.000 I've certainly met guys like that when I was in the military, but you know, I'll go for the 2025 all day long.
00:09:33.000 And I'm sorry, like you're you want young men to not be attracted to Sidney Sweeneys.
00:09:38.000 Like, you could you could spend all the money in the world.
00:09:42.000 Elon Musk could come up with the greatest AI, input all of the knowledge of the entire world, and it will not be able to come up with a computation that will make young men not be attracted to Sidney Sweeney.
00:09:56.000 I'm sorry.
00:09:56.000 I'm sorry.
00:09:58.000 Reality is reality.
00:09:59.000 It's as simple as that, folks.
00:10:00.000 Blake, big picture thing, then let's play some of the reactions.
00:10:03.000 No, yeah, we'll do that.
00:10:03.000 We'll do that after the reaction.
00:10:04.000 Let's do the reaction first.
00:10:06.000 How about let's start with, I think the funniest one is, let's do 501.
00:10:10.000 Let's do that.
00:10:11.000 Was Roe v.
00:10:12.000 Wade not enough?
00:10:13.000 Because I'm starting to think we're one Sidney Sweeney campaign away from them taking our right to vote, too.
00:10:18.000 We must start protesting, ladies.
00:10:20.000 She can't keep getting away with it.
00:10:22.000 She's got to be trolling.
00:10:24.000 I think that one's a troll.
00:10:25.000 I think that one is like kind of a, you know, a little bit.
00:10:30.000 I don't think they affected.
00:10:32.000 Okay, but that was too affected.
00:10:34.000 Yeah.
00:10:35.000 Good morning, America.
00:10:36.000 Was probably not trolling us.
00:10:38.000 So how about let's do 425?
00:10:40.000 We begin with the backlash of our new ad campaign featuring actress Sidney Sweeney.
00:10:44.000 Yeah, the ads are for American Eagle, and the tagline is Sidney Sweeney has great genes.
00:10:49.000 Now, in one ad, the blonde-haired blue-eyed actress talks about jeans as in DNA being passed down from her parents.
00:10:55.000 The play on words is being compared to Nazi propaganda with racial undertones.
00:11:03.000 The pun, good genes, activates a troubling historical associations for this country.
00:11:10.000 The American eugenics movement in its prime between like 1900 and 1940 weaponized the idea of good genes just to justify white supremacism.
00:11:22.000 Despite that backlash, American Eagle stock has been soaring.
00:11:26.000 Imagine that.
00:11:27.000 Who wants to react?
00:11:28.000 So guys, I'm confused.
00:11:29.000 I'm a little confused.
00:11:30.000 Can someone, Charlie, you're on campus all the time.
00:11:33.000 You know, you interact with these professors as well as the kids.
00:11:37.000 I was told that race was a social construct along with gender.
00:11:40.000 So if race is a social construct, then how can what she say be racist?
00:11:45.000 Because she's just talking about biology.
00:11:47.000 But if race is a social construct, then how can that be racist?
00:11:49.000 I don't understand.
00:11:51.000 Well, you're not allowed to ask those questions, right?
00:11:53.000 You're not allowed to talk about genetics, even though some of the most popular, most touted companies last couple of years was 23andMe and Ancestry.com.
00:12:03.000 But you're not allowed to talk about genetics.
00:12:06.000 Let's go to another.
00:12:09.000 Go, Andy.
00:12:09.000 Yeah, I mean, when we talk about race and all this, I mean, we are living in a world where black is beautiful.
00:12:17.000 And, you know, we're, I mean, all the races, at least black.
00:12:22.000 I mean, but I think basically most of the races, except for white, have a free license to sort of talk about how great they are.
00:12:30.000 I mean, I don't understand what the, if we're going to be consistent here, then we should be able to do that.
00:12:35.000 That's all I'm saying.
00:12:36.000 It's, you know, everything should be fair game.
00:12:40.000 But anyways, go ahead, Charlie.
00:12:42.000 I don't mean to interrupt you.
00:12:43.000 No, it's fine.
00:12:44.000 I mean, you just think of all this stuff.
00:12:45.000 I mean, it's support black businesses, Black Lives Matter, Black History Month.
00:12:50.000 And there is one single lady.
00:12:51.000 There's one lady who is in a advertisement for genes, and everyone loses their mind.
00:12:57.000 They immediately call it Nazi propaganda.
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00:13:57.000 Let's continue with cut for 27.
00:14:03.000 Should we be surprised that a company whose name is literally American Eagle is making fascist propaganda like this?
00:14:10.000 Probably not, but it's still really shocking.
00:14:13.000 Like a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white woman is talking about her good genes.
00:14:21.000 Like that is Nazi propaganda.
00:14:25.000 Does she have a septum piercing?
00:14:27.000 And they all have septum piercing.
00:14:29.000 I don't know why.
00:14:31.000 Can we have a conversation about that as a side note?
00:14:35.000 What is with the I have a whole theory as to why young men find Sidney Sweeney attractive outside of the obvious?
00:14:42.000 One of it is that there's no disfiguration.
00:14:45.000 There's no work.
00:14:46.000 There's no tattoos.
00:14:49.000 I mean, you look at them and you look at the difference there.
00:14:53.000 What is the nose-piercing appeal?
00:14:56.000 Who are you drawing into your life?
00:14:59.000 What kind of energy are you sending out?
00:15:01.000 And I'm sure some of them are good people.
00:15:04.000 But what is the pro septum-piercing argument?
00:15:12.000 I've never heard it.
00:15:15.000 Do you get to look like a bull?
00:15:16.000 I don't know.
00:15:18.000 Like, I've never got it.
00:15:21.000 I just would like to be able to order coffee somewhere that, you know, I don't have to see a September piercing everywhere.
00:15:26.000 I mean, I guess I can understand if it's somewhere.
00:15:29.000 The fact that we allow this is really just everywhere.
00:15:33.000 It's just everywhere.
00:15:34.000 You know, the, you know, tattoos all over the place and septum piercings all over the place.
00:15:39.000 And you see this with like teachers now in grade schools.
00:15:44.000 You see this in children's TV.
00:15:47.000 I see it because, you know, I watch like kids' media.
00:15:48.000 Charlie, I'm sure they're seeing Boat and Andrew because we have little kids and I never remember anyone in kids' media looking like that before.
00:15:58.000 But, you know, just to go back to Sidney Sweeney, I think, Charlie, what you're saying is it's because, you know, the qualities that she has are just naturals.
00:16:08.000 She's got great naturals.
00:16:11.000 I think it's really the naturals that these young men are so attracted to.
00:16:15.000 Her, her wonderful naturals.
00:16:18.000 Blake.
00:16:19.000 Okay.
00:16:20.000 So, first of all, I like on the septum piercing thing, there's kind of two theories you'll see.
00:16:25.000 One is kind of there is this element where sometimes it's a psychological theory that women will like egg on each other, supposedly in like a you-go girl sort of way.
00:16:39.000 They'll egg each other on to doing things that make you less competitive, like in the basically in the dating market in competing for the attention of men.
00:16:48.000 So you'll be like, Does this septum piercing make me look good?
00:16:51.000 And you're like, Yeah, it makes you look great, sister.
00:16:54.000 And like, even subconsciously, they realize it doesn't do that, but that's a good thing because you want you want the competition to be sabotaged.
00:17:02.000 That's one theory.
00:17:03.000 Another theory, frankly, you could kind of relate it to the social contagion with transgenderism, where women are, you know, young women.
00:17:15.000 This is the theory in that Abigail Schreier book where women who are in their teens and they're sort of traumatized by suddenly, you know, they've hit puberty, they're suddenly getting male attention, and some of them find that very uncomfortable.
00:17:29.000 And this uncomfortable thing sort of drives them in the direction of, oh, maybe I just don't want to be a woman at all.
00:17:35.000 And you kind of, you do the whole dramatic, you know, identifying as having no gender or being male.
00:17:41.000 And that's like a way to secede from male attention.
00:17:44.000 And maybe like really disgusting body deformations, like piercing your septum, getting a really hideous tattoo, or even just getting incredibly fat.
00:17:53.000 These are ways of sort of cutting this off.
00:17:56.000 It gets you away from that uncomfortable element of attention.
00:18:00.000 Like everyone's so afraid of receiving attention from others that feels uncomfortable at all that they do that.
00:18:08.000 So there's kind of competing theories out there.
00:18:11.000 Another one on the flip side, this is a common one with tattoos, is that if you get a tattoo, it actually does increase the attention you get, even though most men find them less attractive.
00:18:22.000 A lot of men will basically hit on women who have tattoos because they perceive that they'll be really easy, that they'll shown a pattern of making bad decisions.
00:18:33.000 And maybe the next bad decision they'll make is going out with them.
00:18:36.000 So there's a lot of things that go into it.
00:18:39.000 And I do think you are correct, though, that a lot of the appeal of Sidney Sweeney is like, we need to analyze this when it's the most straightforward thing in the world.
00:18:46.000 Sidney Sweeney is thin, has good symmetry, has like a generally good appearance, has no weird deformations, no weird traits added to her, and she has good natural assets, as it were.
00:18:59.000 And like the fact that you even need to explain that at all is exactly why the left has lost a cultural narrative.
00:19:06.000 So to circle back to that big picture thing I wanted to bring up, the most interesting thing about this is that really for our entire lives and our youth, the left was associated with like youthful beauty and like the stereotypical right winger would maybe be like an old church mom like lecturing you about something or this like grumpy old man and now it's like the left itself is coming out and saying oh this image of like an attractive young woman selling jeans that's a right wing message a far
00:19:36.000 right message even thank you for doing our work for us i suppose guys i um i have to i'm gonna take the the body mod and then the sydney sweeney question body mod i i I might get in trouble for this.
00:19:51.000 I might get my second Media Matters article for this, but I think that body mod, not always.
00:19:57.000 I think there's some people that are just creative.
00:19:59.000 I mean, it might be kind of the tattoo instinct that they feel like it's a form of creativity.
00:20:04.000 I think a lot of it, though, is spiritual darkness.
00:20:07.000 I think there is a tendency to modify the natural, to take away from God's design when there's spiritual darkness present.
00:20:16.000 I totally believe this.
00:20:17.000 This is why we run into so many of these kids on campuses with the piercings and the green hair.
00:20:23.000 And, you know, they're purposely rebelling against natural order, even the way they dress.
00:20:30.000 And nothing can be considered traditional or standard fare.
00:20:35.000 Everything has to be different.
00:20:37.000 I personally believe that.
00:20:38.000 Secondly, I think the Sidney Sweeney, to answer your first question, Charlie, why does she appeal is because she's like American-coated.
00:20:46.000 Like, even in this ad, she's driving around in an old Mustang and peeling out.
00:20:50.000 And she doesn't make it, she doesn't make excuses for her beauty.
00:20:53.000 She's kind of strong.
00:20:54.000 She's an athlete.
00:20:55.000 She's done a bunch of sports.
00:20:58.000 And she's not pandering to sort of this left-coated, modern, weak wokeness.
00:21:05.000 She's doing the exact opposite.
00:21:06.000 It's like a throwback to the 1980s.
00:21:08.000 It's a throwback to like the 1960s and 70s.
00:21:12.000 And everything about it is just, to Jack's point, is natural.
00:21:16.000 And she's leaning in as opposed to trying to make excuses for how beautiful she is.
00:21:21.000 Let's, Joe Bob had something to say.
00:21:23.000 Look, I totally disavowed this video, obviously, but I have to play it anyway.
00:21:27.000 Play cut 533.
00:21:28.000 Hey, you want to go to America Eagle?
00:21:30.000 Oh, I can't go in there because I'm flat.
00:21:35.000 You know what?
00:21:36.000 She might be right.
00:21:36.000 I don't think American Eagle accepts EBT.
00:21:40.000 Oh, that's the one.
00:21:41.000 That'll get you in trouble.
00:21:43.000 Disavow.
00:21:44.000 Yeah, I obviously disavow that.
00:21:47.000 We got to ask, we'll have to ask Bobby Kennedy about that one.
00:21:50.000 Secretary Kennedy is our American Eagle.
00:21:54.000 EBT president's fitness test they were doing today.
00:21:57.000 No, but if you look at this and Duncan, go ahead.
00:22:01.000 Oh, so I mean, Dunkin' Donuts as well.
00:22:03.000 You know, they were kind of Dunkin Donuts also had, and that was a male in this case, but they basically put out an ad where he's like, I'm basically the king of summer.
00:22:12.000 And it's very clear that this is like, it's like, guys, this is the stuff that people were into for years and years and years.
00:22:20.000 You go back to the 90s, all commercials looked like this.
00:22:24.000 Gillette, the best a man can get.
00:22:26.000 The best a man can get awake.
00:22:27.000 And it was that video about the dad and his son.
00:22:30.000 And then like the grandfather comes in.
00:22:32.000 This is my dad.
00:22:33.000 And they're passing the razor on down through the generations.
00:22:36.000 Just one of the best ads ever made.
00:22:38.000 This is what ads used to look like.
00:22:40.000 And so when you think about things like that, you think about things like last year, White Boy Summer was a huge trend that was going around.
00:22:48.000 And it's very clear that this is the way the country is moving.
00:22:51.000 And what I want to be clear is it's not quote unquote moving far right.
00:22:56.000 It's moving back to the center where everything always was.
00:23:00.000 Yeah, guys like girls who look like Sidney Sweeney.
00:23:05.000 It's as simple as that.
00:23:06.000 Oh, we have a club.
00:23:07.000 MSNBC was talking about this.
00:23:09.000 Let's let's play the Duncan ad because I just mentioned it, 529.
00:23:14.000 Look, I didn't ask to be the king of summer.
00:23:16.000 It just kind of happened.
00:23:18.000 Miss Tan, genetics.
00:23:20.000 I just got my color analysis back.
00:23:22.000 Guess what?
00:23:23.000 Golden summer.
00:23:25.000 Literally.
00:23:27.000 I can't help it.
00:23:28.000 Every time I drink a Dunkin' Golden Hour Refresher, it's like the sun just finds me.
00:23:33.000 So sipping these refreshers makes me the king of summer.
00:23:36.000 Guilty as charged.
00:23:44.000 The golden hour refresher.
00:23:46.000 Only a Duncan.
00:23:49.000 Was Chet Hanks on the bottom of the chat?
00:23:54.000 You don't know who Chet Hanks is?
00:23:55.000 But no, I have no idea.
00:23:57.000 No, no, no.
00:23:58.000 Who is that actor?
00:24:00.000 Or figure.
00:24:01.000 Some pretty boy.
00:24:02.000 I don't know.
00:24:03.000 Gavin Casalengo.
00:24:08.000 Gavin Casalengo.
00:24:10.000 Oh, from the summer I turned pretty.
00:24:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:13.000 Gavin.
00:24:13.000 Yeah, that's the whole thing on Amazon.
00:24:15.000 I see it when I go watch the Cubs game.
00:24:17.000 They keep on pushing all this propaganda, trying to go watch the Cubs game.
00:24:19.000 The summer I turned pretty.
00:24:20.000 Go away.
00:24:21.000 It's all this Amazon Prime propaganda.
00:24:24.000 Okay.
00:24:25.000 Yeah, no, it's another actor that mentions genes and genetics.
00:24:30.000 Anytime.
00:24:33.000 Well, and that's why MSNBC is now complaining that there's this basically an arguable shift to, I think we have the image.
00:24:43.000 It was up earlier.
00:24:44.000 Yeah.
00:24:44.000 Sidney Sweeney's ad shows an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness.
00:24:50.000 Like, what a dumb take from this.
00:24:54.000 I mean, it's just amazing.
00:24:57.000 And I actually saw some people on social media saying there's no actual pushback to this.
00:25:01.000 It's all just like paid influencers.
00:25:03.000 There's no actual organic.
00:25:06.000 And yet, there's the opposite.
00:25:09.000 There's actually support.
00:25:11.000 I'm just saying, like, people were suggesting that the whole pushback to the Sydney Sweeney ad was contrived, that it was manufactured, that there wasn't any popular support for it.
00:25:20.000 But I mean, if that's true, I mean, there has been so much coverage of this from the left.
00:25:27.000 Like, they're playing right into our hands if this is manufactured.
00:25:32.000 So it doesn't make any sense.
00:25:33.000 I think they're legitimately that deranged that they can't help themselves.
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00:26:43.000 I just, I want to read some quotes from the MSNBC article about the shift towards whiteness because it really is.
00:26:50.000 It's like you just take a time capsule back to the gobbly goog they were writing eight years ago.
00:26:55.000 The backlash to the ad has been swift and fierce, and some of it, at least, if you ask me, is fair.
00:27:02.000 The internet has been quick to condemn the advertisement as non-inclusive at best and as overtly promoting white supremacy and Nazi propaganda at worst.
00:27:12.000 These critics point to the copy and the implication of calling a white person superior because of their genes.
00:27:19.000 In the videos, Sweeney exudes a sort of vintage sexiness that caters to the male gaze.
00:27:26.000 She embodies the near-mythological girl next door, beautiful but low-maintenance femininity that dominated media in the 1990s and the early 2000s.
00:27:36.000 Together, the campaign feels regressive and not retro, offensive and not cheeky.
00:27:44.000 The advertisement and the choice of Sweeney as the sole face in it and the internet's reaction reflects an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness, conservatism, and capitalist exploitation.
00:27:57.000 And Sweeney is both symptom and participant.
00:28:01.000 Man, this person would get an A in some incredibly stupid college class in like 2015.
00:28:07.000 In 2025.
00:28:09.000 I mean, this is the college cabal is still very much active.
00:28:12.000 I don't think we should ever assume that we've fully like smited these ignoramuses, but like this is, I mean, yeah, there is a shift towards opening the culture back up and feeling free to make, you know, provocative statements and ads and comedy and all this stuff.
00:28:30.000 This is all a good thing, but these people, we have not beaten them fully.
00:28:35.000 I think everybody needs to like slow their roll and understand just how pervasive this ideology will be.
00:28:42.000 That is true.
00:28:43.000 Don't make me do it, guys.
00:28:45.000 Don't make me do it.
00:28:47.000 Don't make me do it.
00:28:49.000 Uh-oh.
00:28:49.000 Just saying, just saying we can bring it back.
00:28:53.000 We can bring it back.
00:28:54.000 Sidney Sweeney's bringing it back.
00:28:56.000 I'll never forget, Jack.
00:28:57.000 I'll never forget.
00:29:01.000 Many, many were upset at the New York Times when that was launched.
00:29:06.000 But you know what?
00:29:07.000 Guess what?
00:29:08.000 That's where the comments are.
00:29:09.000 It was MSNBC.
00:29:11.000 I mean, they made it to the New York Times.
00:29:13.000 Jordan Reed lost her mind.
00:29:14.000 New York Times lost their mind.
00:29:16.000 Everybody lost their mind.
00:29:17.000 And it's like, guys, it's summer.
00:29:20.000 It's just fun.
00:29:20.000 Just have fun.
00:29:22.000 Stop being the way you are for five seconds.
00:29:24.000 And they can't.
00:29:25.000 They just can't.
00:29:25.000 They never will.
00:29:26.000 So it's like, guys, do you want to go over here and have fun?
00:29:28.000 That's a great way to put it.
00:29:30.000 Go.
00:29:31.000 Go hang out with Sidney Sweeney or, you know, and Andrew, I do, you know, Andrew did have to take a lot of phone calls on that one.
00:29:39.000 Yeah.
00:29:40.000 So why?
00:29:41.000 But look, do you look where we are now?
00:29:42.000 I'm forming a white supremacist.
00:29:45.000 Yeah, well.
00:29:45.000 It's literally, yeah, it was, it was the original, and now we got Sidney Sweeney out there.
00:29:50.000 So I'll hang out with Sidney Sweeney.
00:29:51.000 I'm good.
00:29:52.000 By the way, Sidney Sweeney was asked once to disavow.
00:29:56.000 I guess she was at like some family event up in Spokane, Washington.
00:30:00.000 And there were some people there wearing MAGA hats.
00:30:04.000 I don't even know what it was, some family event.
00:30:05.000 And she's like in these Instagram shots with, you know, other people of her family who happen to be wearing MAGA hats.
00:30:12.000 Again, this is like rural Washington state towards the border with Idaho.
00:30:16.000 And she wouldn't disavow.
00:30:19.000 She said, those are members of my family.
00:30:20.000 That's what they wore.
00:30:21.000 And I'm, you know, I'm not going to talk about that.
00:30:24.000 Great.
00:30:24.000 It was great.
00:30:25.000 Sidney Sweeney, we love it.
00:30:26.000 Yeah.
00:30:27.000 She's born and raised in winger country.
00:30:29.000 It's Eastern Washington is full of wingers.
00:30:32.000 I mean, that's that's deep red.
00:30:35.000 They want to, they want to break away from Western Washington.
00:30:38.000 Should we talk about the next one?
00:30:40.000 South Park?
00:30:43.000 Was there, what, was there something else this week?
00:30:45.000 Is there some other news regarding anyone like 394?
00:30:50.000 There we go.
00:30:51.000 Wednesday, August 6th.
00:30:52.000 You can just shut up, baby, because you hate America and you love abortion on an all new South Park.
00:30:58.000 The epic season continues.
00:31:00.000 South Park, new episode Wednesday, August 6th to 10 on Comedy Central.
00:31:05.000 Next day on Paramount Plus, Jack explains to me like I have no idea what's going on.
00:31:12.000 So hold on.
00:31:12.000 I just want to say that Blake was on vacation for the first three days of the week.
00:31:17.000 And like, so we basically didn't hear from him.
00:31:19.000 I'll let him tell you if he wants what he was doing.
00:31:22.000 But the one time Blake chimes into the chat when Charlie discovered that he was caricatured on South Park, Blake was very, very excited.
00:31:32.000 I found it pretty early.
00:31:33.000 No, people were, I have never in my time working with you, Charlie, been so blown up with congratulatory text.
00:31:42.000 It's like everybody was like, that's amazing.
00:31:44.000 That's the coolest thing ever.
00:31:46.000 And meanwhile, the libs are like, Charlie, they're making fun of you.
00:31:49.000 You don't get it.
00:31:51.000 Anyways.
00:31:52.000 Why aren't you mad?
00:31:54.000 Yeah.
00:31:54.000 I'm mad that you're not mad.
00:31:56.000 We're supposed to be mocking you.
00:31:57.000 You can't enjoy it.
00:31:58.000 And then you made it your profile picture.
00:32:00.000 Like you just, you totally, so you, they tried to own you and you actually owned them owning you.
00:32:08.000 And you turned it into something that's even more powerful.
00:32:12.000 And I love the reaction here because, of course, it's great.
00:32:17.000 This is the great Eric Cartman.
00:32:19.000 This is Cartman who, and this is Cartman's thing, right?
00:32:22.000 He might be mean, but he's never wrong, right?
00:32:26.000 He's always right.
00:32:27.000 And I love the catchphrase right there.
00:32:29.000 You know, You hate America and you love abortion.
00:32:33.000 It's like he's got the Holy Bible next to him.
00:32:35.000 It's a couple bottles of water.
00:32:36.000 And I'm like, man, if you want to just distill all of Charlie Kirk down in one sentence, it's like America.
00:32:44.000 I love so good.
00:32:45.000 It was the funniest line.
00:32:47.000 Shut up, baby, because you hate America and love abortions.
00:32:51.000 I love the little details.
00:32:53.000 They've got the two water bottles at the table.
00:32:56.000 That's very precise.
00:32:58.000 They got the dark blue t-shirt that Charlie's always wearing.
00:33:00.000 The security guy.
00:33:01.000 Our PC principal is kind of like the security team, of course.
00:33:06.000 I don't know if they're looking for any inspiration, but if they are, they could.
00:33:12.000 And the hair, the hair, it's perfect.
00:33:14.000 No, they're missing one thing, Blake.
00:33:17.000 The lozenges, the lozenges.
00:33:20.000 Where are the those?
00:33:21.000 Those are just about as famous as they're going to be.
00:33:26.000 Yeah, but that's not always there.
00:33:29.000 No, look, they have the step and repeat, too.
00:33:31.000 They have like the close-up logo in the background.
00:33:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:33:34.000 Like the step and repeat.
00:33:36.000 It's pretty good.
00:33:37.000 They captured the SS.
00:33:38.000 And the hair is like spot on.
00:33:40.000 Oh, the hair is spot on.
00:33:42.000 So, Charlie, we have to give you a primer in this.
00:33:45.000 I mean, you haven't watched since you were in high school.
00:33:47.000 You said to Fox News.
00:33:48.000 So let's go ahead and play a smattering of South Park 502.
00:33:53.000 Oh, boy.
00:33:58.000 What has happened to this place?
00:34:01.000 I don't recognize it anymore.
00:34:04.000 It used to be so fun and special.
00:34:07.000 Was life worth living for?
00:34:10.000 The dream is dead.
00:34:12.000 Our land is gone.
00:34:13.000 There's a hole in my heart and I can't go on.
00:34:19.000 There are too many minorities.
00:34:21.000 Minority at my water park.
00:34:24.000 My water park.
00:34:26.000 This was our land, our dream, our dream.
00:34:29.000 And they've taken it all away.
00:34:31.000 They just keep coming and coming.
00:34:34.000 Minority.
00:34:35.000 Try to go and tell the police.
00:34:38.000 But even the authority are minority at my water power.
00:34:51.000 That's crazy.
00:34:52.000 Keep playing these.
00:34:53.000 For like guys of a certain age.
00:34:56.000 Everyone knows that song.
00:34:57.000 Everyone.
00:34:59.000 I did.
00:34:59.000 So I watched it during the Bush era.
00:35:02.000 So during the Bush era, it was really big, right?
00:35:05.000 And so during the Bush era, it was really big.
00:35:07.000 And I mean, then I just got distracted by, you know, high school starting turning point.
00:35:11.000 But during Bush, it was like, it was must watch.
00:35:13.000 As I said, last time I really watched it was during high school.
00:35:16.000 It was like must-watch TV.
00:35:18.000 Like every night they would drop, every night they would drop a new episode.
00:35:21.000 Everyone would be talking about it the next day.
00:35:23.000 By the way, this is before phones, before Twitter.
00:35:24.000 Like you had to watch it, and then you came to school and talked about it, right?
00:35:28.000 It wasn't like a cooler title.
00:35:30.000 I genuinely would love to know, like, how does that feel like a show you watch, like a cartoon show you watched growing up is now it's lasted long enough to satirize you.
00:35:38.000 You are seeing yourself parodied in.
00:35:42.000 All I can say is that there are numerous things that are happening this summer and have yet to happen that I can't quite comprehend and that I can't quite grasp.
00:35:51.000 Andrew knows about one that will not be public until it actually happens.
00:35:55.000 That is kind of like a larger than life moment.
00:35:58.000 Yeah, I mean, look, I can throw every cliche out there, but when I first saw it, I just laughed.
00:36:04.000 I was like, I honestly thought, because I first saw it on some Twitter account I didn't recognize, I was like, this is 100% AI.
00:36:11.000 Like, that was my first initial reaction.
00:36:13.000 Was like, come on, this is somebody that just kind of spent a bunch of money on AI.
00:36:16.000 And then I saw other accounts post it.
00:36:17.000 Then I went to the room.
00:36:18.000 I was like, wow, this is pretty awesome.
00:36:19.000 And then the second thought I had is campus tours, me behind a table debating college kids.
00:36:26.000 We are leaving in, we are living in their feeds rent-free.
00:36:30.000 So it's a badge of honor.
00:36:32.000 And look, they're going to do their thing.
00:36:33.000 They're going to make fun of me.
00:36:35.000 Okay, fine.
00:36:35.000 That's part of public life.
00:36:36.000 Let's not take ourselves so seriously, right?
00:36:40.000 That's a signifier of how far we've come in the impact that we're making.
00:36:44.000 And I think it's, I mean, look, their other episode on Trump the other week, I mean, people had a lot of mixed reactions or negative reactions, and I'm just going to take it.
00:36:53.000 I'm going to take it all in stride.
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00:37:52.000 I think we should keep playing clips.
00:37:54.000 Keep playing.
00:37:54.000 Can I play another one?
00:37:55.000 We good.
00:37:56.000 503, Cartman joins Border Patrol.
00:37:59.000 It carries a 4,000-watt charge and is your best option for enforcing Border Patrol law.
00:38:05.000 This is going to be so sweet.
00:38:07.000 The baton is non-lethal, but powerful.
00:38:09.000 Hey, we got some.
00:38:10.000 Mexicans at two o'clock.
00:38:12.000 Let's get ready, recruits.
00:38:13.000 Must be a couple dozen of them.
00:38:20.000 This is the U.S. Border Patrol.
00:38:22.000 Stop where you are.
00:38:23.000 Turn around and get back to work.
00:38:26.000 There's too many of them.
00:38:27.000 We're gonna need backup!
00:38:27.000 Ha ha ha ha!
00:38:32.000 Huh?
00:38:34.000 Ha ha ha!
00:38:42.000 Pretty good at stopping Mexicans, son.
00:38:44.000 What's your name?
00:38:45.000 Cartman.
00:38:46.000 Eric T. Cotman.
00:38:47.000 Dedicated, patriotic, tireless.
00:38:56.000 These are the men and women of the U.S. Border Patrol.
00:38:59.000 They work around the clock protecting America's prosperity.
00:39:03.000 They are the front line in making sure Mexicans...
00:39:06.000 stay here and work.
00:39:08.000 The Border Patrol is uncompromising, diligent, and keen.
00:39:12.000 They will defend, arrest, and most importantly, let the Mexicans know that they are way better off here in the United States.
00:39:20.000 So, wait, was the joke in that episode that wasn't a good thing?
00:39:22.000 He was that like a reverse or keeping them here.
00:39:24.000 That was weird.
00:39:25.000 They were keeping them here to make them.
00:39:27.000 I feel like when the Border Patrol didn't, is that when they didn't do their job under Biden?
00:39:30.000 I don't know.
00:39:31.000 I didn't quite understand that.
00:39:32.000 So, first part I got that was under Biden.
00:39:35.000 Oh, was that this season?
00:39:37.000 I don't quite get that.
00:39:38.000 I don't think so.
00:39:39.000 It was not.
00:39:40.000 It was a previous season.
00:39:42.000 A thought I've had is it's old.
00:39:45.000 About 15 years ago, they did a similar parody, like when Glenn Beck was at the peak of his popularity.
00:39:50.000 They did like a Glenn Beck parody.
00:39:52.000 And what I remember about it is they really, like, they nailed a lot of good details on it.
00:39:56.000 Like, you know, the whiteboard Glenn would have where he would, you know, kind of tie concepts together.
00:40:00.000 They had that.
00:40:01.000 They nailed the look of the set.
00:40:03.000 So I thought I'd maybe ask Charlie, like, if they could make sure Eric Cartman uses like one line that you like to use or has like one kind of tick of your, like, what would you want them to have in it?
00:40:15.000 Um, probably what is the probably what is a woman is a pretty famous one, or um, would you like a hat?
00:40:21.000 That line has been pretty has gone pretty viral.
00:40:25.000 Or, so, who are you voting for?
00:40:27.000 Um, but no, look, I, I, there, there's, there's so many.
00:40:30.000 I would have to think about it.
00:40:32.000 Um, one of the ones that went super viral is uh, liberals are all rage and no wisdom.
00:40:39.000 And so, but I look forward to just kind of all the little small details.
00:40:43.000 And honestly, with like the security behind me, uh, it's just it goes to show, though, and I mean, it's needless to say that what we have done has really permeated the culture.
00:40:56.000 I think more so than we even realize at times, right?
00:40:59.000 As the actual, I mean, we know it's big, we know it's broad, we know it's impactful, but this is a whole lot of people.
00:41:05.000 Join you in that, Charlie.
00:41:06.000 I have you, you can just sit there and just not say anything if you want, but I mean, I have been blown away personally because I've walked with you in public places and I'll be and I have taken you to a couple places where I thought would be you'd be protected and kind of nondescript or whatever.
00:41:25.000 And it's like selfie after selfie after selfie after selfie.
00:41:29.000 And I mean, you could be in midtown Manhattan and you're getting stopped all the time for selfies, like people that love you.
00:41:34.000 Negative and positive, might I add, in mid in midtown Manhattan.
00:41:39.000 I'm sure, but I'm telling you, I've taken you to very blue places and you get stopped a lot and a lot by young, young people, like specifically in that like 15 to 25 age age range, sometimes younger even.
00:41:52.000 But those are the ones that will stop you.
00:41:54.000 And for me, it's constantly a reminder, like, whoa.
00:42:00.000 Because I've worked with you for so long.
00:42:02.000 I remember one of my first times working with Charlie, we were at the airport.
00:42:06.000 We were, you know, I forget which airport, but it was, you know, a big airport.
00:42:10.000 And there was one kid that stopped Charlie and gave him a fist bump.
00:42:14.000 One kid.
00:42:15.000 So the whole time we were walking, there was one kid, stopped you, didn't say anything, gave you a fist bump.
00:42:19.000 And I looked at Charlie, I was like, oh, wow, somebody knows you.
00:42:22.000 This is pretty cool.
00:42:23.000 And to go from there to where we're at, where I literally can't take you anywhere anymore, is nuts.
00:42:29.000 My personal favorite.
00:42:31.000 Blake, we'll play 50.
00:42:32.000 Blake, yeah, chime in.
00:42:34.000 Blake.
00:42:34.000 Yeah, my personal favorite is when you were headed back from the UK.
00:42:38.000 We're in airport security at Heathrow Airport.
00:42:41.000 And there's these like British high school aged kids.
00:42:44.000 And one of them, I hear him start talking, you, yeah, I thought that's Charlie Cook over there.
00:42:49.000 All dude, it's Troller Cook.
00:42:50.000 And I was like, oh, man, this has gone global.
00:42:53.000 Ah, I have one of those stories too, actually.
00:42:55.000 And we'll play the clip after this.
00:42:57.000 When we were at the RNC, all these like French girls, they were must have been like 18, 19 years old.
00:43:02.000 There was a whole like crew of them.
00:43:04.000 And they were at the RNC doing some sort of like, you know, cultural exchange.
00:43:09.000 And they, all they wanted to do was take a picture with Charlie.
00:43:14.000 And we, and I remember, Charlie, you were up on stage doing, we were doing our live, uh, our live stream.
00:43:21.000 And I think you had Byron Donalds and Vivek Ramaswamy on stage with you at the RNC.
00:43:27.000 And, you know, Byron gets off, and I'm like, hey, do you want to selfie with Byron?
00:43:31.000 They're like, no, it's okay.
00:43:32.000 And then Vivek gets off stage.
00:43:34.000 And I was like, do you want to selfie with Vivek?
00:43:36.000 They're like, no, that's okay.
00:43:37.000 I was like, just Charlie, like, just Charlie.
00:43:40.000 And I go, why Charlie?
00:43:41.000 And they're like, he's red pilling all the French kids.
00:43:44.000 And I was like, uh-oh.
00:43:46.000 Listen, it's like, look out, Western world.
00:43:50.000 And thank you for the good words.
00:43:51.000 But it would not be possible without, of course, the Turning Point USA chapter and all the field work, but then also the editing team and the filmers from VI, right, Brian and Terrell.
00:44:02.000 That's tough work.
00:44:04.000 It is literally a team that makes it happen.
00:44:06.000 And so we could go around and compliment each other endlessly, which is necessary.
00:44:10.000 But I have the easy part.
00:44:11.000 I get to sit there and I get to just yammer on always and ask questions out of a bunch of kids.
00:44:17.000 But honestly, the fake humility has no place.
00:44:22.000 It's not fake.
00:44:23.000 I know.
00:44:24.000 It's just real.
00:44:25.000 It's less than your job.
00:44:26.000 I know.
00:44:27.000 It's from the prep from Blake and from Andrew.
00:44:29.000 Everyone plays a huge role.
00:44:30.000 So let's play 513.
00:44:32.000 Thank you guys for saying that.
00:44:34.000 It is otherworldly because, you know, the campus stuff always had a little bit of resonance and virality, but it went from like a pocket conservative niche thing.
00:44:42.000 Like, okay, I got a couple million views to now a household, not just name, but the South Park thing, which is what's so interesting, a household concept.
00:44:52.000 Meaning, Charlie at a table debating a kid.
00:44:56.000 It's like that visual has like set in similar to like who wants to be a millionaire, right?
00:45:01.000 Like it's like a very, or like Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune, right?
00:45:05.000 It's something that when you show it, people like, oh, yeah, I know what that is.
00:45:09.000 I've seen it.
00:45:10.000 And what's so important with no major corporate backing.
00:45:14.000 That's what's so crazy.
00:45:16.000 Totally grassroots, right?
00:45:18.000 Not like it was like some major Fortune 100 company that came in.
00:45:21.000 It was like, oh, let's go make you a celebrity and let's go spend $100 million.
00:45:25.000 Nope.
00:45:25.000 Had to go raise it.
00:45:26.000 And it's been pretty amazing.
00:45:28.000 Let's play Kai Cut 513.
00:45:29.000 So just so I'm clear, guys, so Cartman is playing me.
00:45:32.000 Is that right?
00:45:33.000 So this Cartman character seems to get involved in a lot of different things, it seems.
00:45:38.000 So let's play 513.
00:45:40.000 Minding our own business and seeking things to Eric Cartman.
00:45:44.000 Okay, and what's wrong with that?
00:45:48.000 What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense.
00:45:51.000 Okay, I see.
00:45:52.000 There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be, and you don't like that.
00:45:55.000 It's not that we don't like it, it's don't you think that's weird?
00:45:59.000 I don't see a problem with it at all.
00:46:00.000 And if you boys don't think Eric can be a black woman, then maybe the problem is you.
00:46:06.000 What?
00:46:07.000 You think it's perfectly normal that Cartman is suddenly a black woman?
00:46:10.000 You probably don't like that Indian Jones got replaced by a female either, huh?
00:46:16.000 So good.
00:46:17.000 All right, one more.
00:46:18.000 One more.
00:46:18.000 Can we do the new Muslim student 504?
00:46:21.000 Let's do it.
00:46:24.000 All right, students, let's take our seats.
00:46:26.000 Everyone, try to be nice because we have a new student joining us today.
00:46:31.000 And I know you all make him feel welcome.
00:46:34.000 Say hello to Bahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem.
00:46:40.000 Hello!
00:46:42.000 Welcome to our class, Bahir.
00:46:44.000 Thank you.
00:46:45.000 Do not kiss.
00:46:46.000 Why don't you take a seat and pile empty desk for now?
00:46:49.000 Okay.
00:46:53.000 You.
00:46:55.000 Eric, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:46:57.000 What's wrong?
00:46:59.000 Has he been checked for bombs?
00:47:01.000 Eric, that's enough.
00:47:02.000 Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
00:47:05.000 No, but most of them are.
00:47:07.000 And all it takes is most of them.
00:47:12.000 All it takes is most of them.
00:47:14.000 It takes is most of them.
00:47:16.000 Right?
00:47:17.000 I mean, Charlie, you've been raging against the Islamic takeover of the West.
00:47:22.000 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
00:47:25.000 Now it all starts to make sense why everyone's congratulating me.
00:47:29.000 It's all coming into focus, the whole thing.
00:47:32.000 Because again, I've been a decade since I've watched the program.
00:47:34.000 We have to wrap here, but is there one more that we would highly recommend here?
00:47:38.000 Let's see.
00:47:40.000 I'm told that 520 is good.
00:47:44.000 Hey, what's going on?
00:47:45.000 Is your girlfriend home?
00:47:47.000 She's sort of busy right now, Miss Swanson.
00:47:50.000 Just want to tell her no hard feelings about me winning the strong woman competition.
00:47:54.000 Yeah, you already told her that at the competition.
00:47:57.000 You got a problem with me?
00:47:58.000 Because it's starting to seem like you have a problem with me.
00:48:01.000 What's going on?
00:48:01.000 Oh, hi, Heather.
00:48:03.000 I was just stopping by to make sure you're not too beat up.
00:48:07.000 Oh, that's really cool.
00:48:09.000 I'm sorry, but I have all the kids right now.
00:48:11.000 Where are the little kiddos?
00:48:12.000 I'd love to meet them.
00:48:15.000 Hey, kids.
00:48:16.000 Well, there's a lot of you.
00:48:17.000 Your mom must be a strong woman to take care of all of you.
00:48:21.000 Of course, I have the strong woman trophy, though.
00:48:25.000 Just kidding, right?
00:48:26.000 Look, why don't you just get out of here?
00:48:29.000 Sounds like someone here is a transphobe.
00:48:32.000 Don't you dare.
00:48:33.000 I'm trans people's biggest supporter.
00:48:35.000 What I think you are is a terrible sport.
00:48:38.000 Transphob, you better knock it off.
00:48:40.000 Just don't.
00:48:40.000 You're gonna upset the PC babies.
00:48:42.000 And if you dare call me a transphobe again, I'm gonna- You're gonna what?
00:48:46.000 Beat me up?
00:48:47.000 You're gonna beat me up, transphob?
00:48:50.000 Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:48:53.000 See you later, kids.
00:48:54.000 Come on over and see all Auntie Heather if you want to see what a real strong woman is like.
00:49:04.000 And with that, we say keep committing thought crimes.
00:49:07.000 Next week will not be boring.
00:49:08.000 Make sure you guys tune in.
00:49:09.000 God bless.
00:49:10.000 Talk to you soon.
00:49:10.000 Thanks so much for listening, everybody.
00:49:11.000 Email us as always, freedom at charliekirk.com.
00:49:14.000 Thanks so much for listening, and God bless.