The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - ANDREW MUSCARELLA AUDITIONS FOR EVERYTHING (Ft. Andrew Muscarella) ｜ Episode 237

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00:00:09.940 Grief is a part of being human. The objects around us are tangible vessels of emotion that,

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00:01:07.740 Another episode of the comment section show starring me,

00:01:10.580 your fave, everybody knows me, who cares about me.

00:01:12.860 On to the guest.

00:01:13.780 Today we have an iconic all-star, a solo debut, if you will,

00:01:18.380 the one and only Andrew Muscarello.

00:01:20.540 Woo!

00:01:21.940 What is up?

00:01:23.140 Oh, my God, it feels so nice.

00:01:24.280 Oh, my God, you're a K-pop idol.

00:01:25.400 I literally can't believe it's like my soul.

00:01:27.040 Oh, my God, you're literally Jenny.

00:01:28.600 It's my breakout moment.

00:01:30.000 Like, Jenny, come on.

00:01:32.620 Like, Andrew.

00:01:33.760 Oh, my God, Andrew.

00:01:35.000 You're just Andrew now.

00:01:36.220 Just Andrew.

00:01:36.820 Look at you.

00:01:37.660 And I'm like, now I'm here.

00:01:38.760 I'm like, so do you want the truth?

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00:02:56.720 Obviously, we love good children.

00:02:58.120 We love Joe.

00:02:59.200 Love Joe, yeah.

00:02:59.840 But now look at you.

00:03:00.680 Solo debut.

00:03:01.440 How's it feel?

00:03:02.060 It feels great.

00:03:03.160 It's nice to just chat with you.

00:03:05.100 It is.

00:03:05.580 And we are actual, real-life friends.

00:03:07.500 Truly.

00:03:07.880 So the real key, we're going to have offline.

00:03:11.340 But now we can have the stream-friendly version of the key.

00:03:15.340 Exactly. 0.99

00:03:15.680 We talked our shit. 1.00

00:03:16.540 Now we're back on here. 0.99

00:03:17.480 we'll do a version of that yes you are one of my favorite people to talk shit with thank you 0.95

00:03:21.740 that's true you need it's an honor oh my god you need that in this world you do in this 0.91

00:03:26.820 entertainment industry some people can't keep up no but i feel like we could just bounce back

00:03:31.160 and forth for hours you ever like talk to someone in the industry and you're kind of like you're

00:03:35.260 getting to know each other a little bit and then you you kind of sample a little like let's talk

00:03:40.100 shit yeah and then they're kind of like oh i don't really like to talk with people boo no i'm like 0.79

00:03:46.280 no and when we did it it was like a cosmic shift i was like when we did it was transcendent yeah it 0.99

00:03:53.340 was amazing it was wonderful we don't just just talk shit we talk good yeah we talk at all i was 0.99

00:04:00.040 just having this conversation with my man yesterday where i was saying like the art of talking shit 0.98

00:04:05.280 right has been a girls and the gays thing for eons absolutely but i was saying like there is 0.99

00:04:11.680 something very healthy and therapeutic about talking shit with someone who gets it I completely 0.98

00:04:16.840 agree I was like I feel like it's like you have to expel the venom like that's what I have to do 0.99

00:04:20.820 absolutely and it's it's not always talking shit it's sometimes it's just talking the truth 0.73

00:04:25.240 that right I mean you just gotta say it you gotta put it out there and just call what it is I can't 0.76

00:04:29.300 help it if I'm right but it's shit to the people who have wronged me exactly exactly well I'm so 0.85

00:04:36.980 happy to have you here you're on a little you're on a little summer vacay out here in LA I am we 0.84

00:04:41.340 were just talking about it how's it been going my la summer i am really liking it i think it's such

00:04:45.860 an adjustment though like new york is so high energy and high strong that's very true here i'm

00:04:51.620 like forcing myself to be calm to chill like different so it's different anxieties i always

00:04:57.900 have anxiety and the people out here are a lot different a lot a lot different i'm like throwing

00:05:02.900 my hands i still have the new york in me though so i'm like driving and i'm like throwing my hands

00:05:07.100 up at people like it's like you're hitting them with a your mother no literally like and i i've

00:05:14.960 been saying bro a lot when i drive but like i that's not my vernacular it's like really crazy

00:05:21.080 i'm straighter in la it's weird it's bringing out the mask in you it is but there's nothing better

00:05:26.080 than an la summer by a pool like yeah that's not what i was getting in bushwick it's stinky like

00:05:31.200 and sinky and the rats are coming right in the back.

00:05:34.060 Oh, yuck.

00:05:35.620 I was in New York earlier this year.

00:05:37.860 I went for work stuff, but I was in a quick turnaround,

00:05:40.400 but it was in the spring, late spring, early summer.

00:05:44.240 And when I was there, I was telling my friends,

00:05:46.740 I was like, this is the kind of weather

00:05:48.960 that would trick you into moving to New York.

00:05:51.500 Because there's about a 10 day window

00:05:53.960 where the weather is so wonderful that you're like,

00:05:56.500 I could live here.

00:05:58.280 I could do this.

00:05:59.120 around fall and spring gets you every time and it's like oh my god i could i could do this and 0.98

00:06:04.300 then you leave that 10 day window and you start smelling human shit on the street yeah i'm not 0.98

00:06:09.080 about it it's disgusting august in the city girl it's unbearable it's unbearable and then like 0.99

00:06:15.520 listen like the garbage will stay out sometimes like the and respect to the garbage workers 0.94

00:06:21.320 they're doing a good job especially in new york like i cannot hell yeah dude i can't even imagine 0.92

00:06:25.020 it just happens to stay there for free for a few days right and then i'm getting punished

00:06:31.400 so and that's something i actually i'm being forced to experience it yeah i'm smelling it

00:06:35.760 every single day so i'm like oh i'm like welcoming people i'm like come in

00:06:38.820 i'm like that that kind of energy like in that 10 day window i was like that's where i'm like

00:06:46.140 this is the city to be because i do love new york but the weather is killing me sometimes

00:06:52.340 right and i was like it's and even in the fall like you said that's another time when you're

00:06:56.000 like god i could i could live in the big city no but i do wonder like being here i'm like what do

00:07:01.020 you guys complain about because when i'm in new york like when it is weather and it's winter and

00:07:06.340 january like i like i can't even think about the next day you know what i mean i'm like actually

00:07:11.760 i'm surviving waking up is really hard but that's that's my struggle and then i think about being

00:07:16.700 here and the weather is always nice like yeah you guys complaining about honestly here it's

00:07:21.020 probably traffic that's more than anything because you got to drive everywhere yeah like to go

00:07:25.980 anywhere it takes it's crazy when you look at like how long it will take to go somewhere in la

00:07:30.300 and how many miles it actually is so it'll be like oh 45 minutes and you're going eight miles

00:07:35.240 right you're like okay so why is that like why is it taking me an hour wouldn't it like so i hate

00:07:39.880 to bring math into this so like eight miles at 60 miles per hour should be eight minutes right

00:07:45.300 am i dumb i believe you 60 miles maybe i'm maybe i'm wrong i won't math check you

00:07:50.920 60 miles per hour, one minute in each mile.

00:07:53.560 I was a finance major, but now I'll be here.

00:07:55.600 So, you know what?

00:07:56.800 Take that with a grain of salt. 0.95

00:07:57.600 And now I'm here being gay on the internet. 0.92

00:07:58.460 Exactly. 0.79

00:07:58.740 So, now what?

00:07:59.620 Happens that way.

00:08:00.260 I do.

00:08:00.680 I just remember, too, there is a video of yours that I think of very often.

00:08:05.840 You guys, if you haven't already, you need to follow Andrew on TikTok.

00:08:09.060 I think you're one of the funniest people on that app, and I mean that sincerely.

00:08:12.760 Thank you.

00:08:13.420 But you made a video about Dunkin' Donuts that, like, really impacted me.

00:08:17.360 Right.

00:08:17.580 Probably, like, a year or two ago.

00:08:18.660 Had to be.

00:08:19.420 Oh, the one that I'm, like.

00:08:20.380 You were saying like we don't go like knowing it's going to taste good.

00:08:24.700 Like it's just like it's like true Duncanistas is like are in it for the game.

00:08:29.600 Like you were saying like you were calling yourself a Duncanette.

00:08:34.480 I'm a Duncanette.

00:08:35.420 The thing is like you're going to go to Dunkin Donuts and you're going to complain that your coffee never tastes the same.

00:08:39.980 And they're not telling you that the coffee is going to taste the same because why are we bashing people for originality?

00:08:44.880 Like that is my Duncanista.

00:08:47.380 Like I go in like sure I go to the one in Burbank.

00:08:49.780 that's amazing

00:08:50.360 I'm like trying it there

00:08:51.440 I go to the one

00:08:52.140 in Williamsburg

00:08:52.700 it's gonna taste different

00:08:53.580 cause I'm in different places

00:08:54.700 cause they're different people

00:08:56.160 and if I go to the same one

00:08:57.240 every single day

00:08:57.920 it's gonna taste different

00:08:58.820 exactly

00:08:59.400 every time

00:08:59.900 cause it

00:09:00.200 you were saying

00:09:00.980 it's in the power

00:09:01.800 of the

00:09:02.280 of the Duncanista's hands

00:09:03.800 the barista

00:09:04.460 and isn't

00:09:05.540 there's nothing better

00:09:06.500 than when you take

00:09:07.080 your first sip

00:09:07.620 and you're like

00:09:08.040 mmm

00:09:09.340 yeah

00:09:11.280 no they did it today

00:09:12.300 and I

00:09:12.780 Dason has said this to me too

00:09:14.220 about Duncan

00:09:14.680 cause she doesn't play

00:09:15.420 about Duncan either

00:09:16.020 and I've been real like

00:09:17.520 oh okay

00:09:18.260 like when she was telling me

00:09:19.280 she's like no

00:09:19.700 it's the best and it was she even told me she was like no sometimes it's awful but the times that

00:09:25.380 it's good it's like the best coffee you've ever had it's almost like that's what keeps you coming

00:09:29.920 back a hundred percent and again people want to talk about their beans they don't care about

00:09:35.880 like they're not saying they got the best beans they're not going they're not saying they're the

00:09:40.600 best coffee ever it literally is just like america runs on duncan they have the best syrups if you're 0.95

00:09:46.480 trying to get sugary shit you're gonna get it at dunkin donuts okay if you want the straight up 0.96

00:09:50.880 espresso don't go to dunkin donuts all right but if you want the 700 calorie culotta because you 0.99

00:09:56.200 deserve it i saw a girl make a video about i think they have a new drink i forget which one

00:10:03.500 i forget the flavor but she was like i tried it i looked it up she said there's like 90 grams of 0.99

00:10:09.260 sugar in that shit i said yo what the fuck another thing about duncan you don't never need to look 0.99

00:10:14.640 I'm on a Dunkin' PR kick right now. 1.00

00:10:16.840 Another thing about, they have never reached out.

00:10:18.800 Another thing about Dunkin' is that they are constantly innovating.

00:10:23.300 There's another line of drinks every week.

00:10:26.840 I'm like, okay.

00:10:28.220 They got a collab with a different person every week.

00:10:31.520 Every time, every time I think about Dunkin'ette, like every time I see Dunkin', I'm a true Dunkin'ette.

00:10:36.240 Yeah, I'm a Dunkin'ette.

00:10:37.440 I should sell my own merch.

00:10:39.860 Dunkin'ette, little booty shorts, Dunkin'ette.

00:10:41.960 okay I'm gonna go back to we'll circle back to you getting into entertainment at all right I would

00:10:48.740 love I I know this to be true already because I've seen quite a few baby pictures and I've

00:10:52.360 spent a lot of time with you but I'm curious did you always know you were gonna you were a star

00:10:56.460 have you had that feeling since you were a kid I do believe so yeah I think I needed to like it

00:11:02.780 took time for me to accept that but I always wanted to make people laugh and I always was

00:11:06.740 that kid that like had people surrounding me and I was like tapping my toes you know

00:11:11.640 and they all were like oh he's different um so I always love making people laugh I always love

00:11:19.100 singing or performing in any capacity and then I think I like lost sight of that what was so

00:11:25.180 beautiful is I had a best friend growing up who also wanted the same thing so we were like able

00:11:29.640 to play with each other yeah um and then you get hit with reality and you're like okay like I guess

00:11:35.980 i should be a finance major i guess i need a real job like well i was gonna be a politician which

00:11:41.460 that would have been crazy that would have been that would have been crazy who said it's off the

00:11:46.780 table though because at this point you can do anything you got the mustache so there you go

00:11:51.400 i got the wave you would have been so great though just like i think you would have been

00:11:57.280 a wonderful politician like obviously policy wise right but you would have been a dream

00:12:02.120 like to interview

00:12:03.300 to do pressers

00:12:05.020 I would have loved

00:12:05.620 I mean the thing is

00:12:06.700 I think that politics

00:12:07.900 regardless

00:12:09.140 it's like

00:12:09.780 it is about

00:12:11.160 how you can make people feel

00:12:13.200 what it should be

00:12:14.260 and like

00:12:15.180 how you can command a room

00:12:16.580 and like being

00:12:17.460 in somebody's presence

00:12:18.340 and I feel like

00:12:18.960 with the industry

00:12:19.500 that we're into

00:12:20.200 like when you're in certain rooms

00:12:21.580 it does feel very

00:12:22.640 political in a way

00:12:24.280 you know it's super

00:12:25.080 it's like

00:12:25.660 but then I was like

00:12:26.660 I got a taste

00:12:27.460 and that's not for me

00:12:28.640 I'll do this

00:12:29.940 I'll do this

00:12:30.640 I'll sit 0.96

00:12:31.080 I can talk about being gay. 0.95

00:12:32.020 I'll be at Dunkinette. 0.82

00:12:33.780 I'd much rather be at Dunkinette, all right?

00:12:36.260 Go to vote for president of the United States.

00:12:38.040 No, I agree.

00:12:39.000 And I know also, too, that you've been venturing into stand-up.

00:12:42.080 I have.

00:12:42.560 How has that been?

00:12:43.620 I've been doing stand-up.

00:12:44.740 I've been doing improv.

00:12:45.680 I'm doing improv, too.

00:12:46.740 Girl, let's talk about improv.

00:12:48.180 I'd love to keep out improv.

00:12:49.380 Please.

00:12:49.680 How are you feeling about it?

00:12:51.120 Okay, so how am I feeling about it?

00:12:53.420 I love to improv with people I feel comfortable with.

00:12:57.020 But when I'm at class, sometimes I'm paired with the 45-year-old man that I just walk up and I'm like, hey, babe.

00:13:08.280 I'm immediately making it my boyfriend.

00:13:12.700 You're obsessed with me.

00:13:14.000 Yeah.

00:13:15.220 Stop.

00:13:15.960 You always want to kiss me.

00:13:17.140 It's weird.

00:13:18.040 I told you already I don't want to do that.

00:13:19.840 Right.

00:13:20.340 But I do love improv.

00:13:21.660 I think it helps so much with having conversations with people and being able to pivot.

00:13:26.300 Yeah, totally.

00:13:26.800 real life things so I do I think I'm gonna be in an improv troupe I can't tell you that

00:13:31.160 but with conversations and like even skits online things like that it's helping

00:13:35.960 no totally I'm glad you're doing it the class itself like I do have anxiety before I go it's

00:13:42.060 three hours and I'm like that's literally didn't you and my sister talk about improv yeah because

00:13:46.700 she was literally taking that improv class yeah she told me she goes I don't know I can't do it

00:13:52.780 anymore, dude. Like, she went to a couple

00:13:54.620 and she's like, I don't know if I can keep doing this.

00:13:56.480 And she said, I feel like I would have a lot more fun with people

00:13:58.760 I knew. Right. Yeah, which is like the

00:14:00.660 kind of the shit part is like you can't really determine 0.98

00:14:02.560 who's in the class, obviously. I'm also in L.A. 0.98

00:14:04.580 Like, I'm going to a class at 3 p.m. on a

00:14:06.700 Monday. I'm like, who the hell is here?

00:14:08.840 But then I'm like, why am I here?

00:14:10.460 So everybody is trying to do the same thing. Don't you guys have jobs?

00:14:12.960 And you're there too. So I'm like,

00:14:15.000 okay, I guess same.

00:14:16.880 Let's do it. But they all have these

00:14:18.720 like different voices. It's like,

00:14:20.840 it is fun. What was your adjective?

00:14:22.780 that you used the first day.

00:14:24.600 Why did I use? 1.00

00:14:25.220 Because my stupid sister, I'll tell you what hers was. 1.00

00:14:28.020 She goes, she was, huh? 1.00

00:14:30.460 I showed it to him.

00:14:31.540 Oh, you showed it to him already.

00:14:32.480 Yeah, I'll tell the audience then what Dacen used.

00:14:35.840 You know you're supposed to use an adjective.

00:14:38.280 So like my name is Drew,

00:14:40.260 and I would be like dancing Drew or something.

00:14:42.800 It's supposed to be like an adjective or a verb

00:14:45.020 or something like that. 1.00

00:14:46.520 No, my dumb ass sister goes, um, dragon Dacen. 0.99

00:14:50.520 I was like, Jason, it's supposed to be an adjective or like a verb. 0.99

00:14:55.840 Right.

00:14:56.300 And then she goes, well, I didn't know that.

00:14:58.460 And I was like, what about everybody else that went?

00:15:01.060 I think I did awesome.

00:15:01.980 Oh, that's great.

00:15:02.740 And I was like, awesome, Andrew.

00:15:05.860 And everyone's like, awesome, Andrew.

00:15:08.200 I'm like, I can't.

00:15:09.180 And then she said, and I did this.

00:15:13.920 I think it's really good.

00:15:16.160 Yeah, don't take the class.

00:15:17.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:17.860 it's really good if you're like allowing yourself what i love about improv it's allowing you to be

00:15:23.020 the kid that you once were right and it's sometimes so hard for us to allow ourselves to like

00:15:27.540 be silly and weird but yeah sometimes you strip the like the it's very true back and i'm like yeah

00:15:34.000 like we're all going like this i'm like i am a 30 year old man and like 45 and he's like

00:15:41.620 crawling on the floor but it's fun when I was in high school I took acting and I remember our end

00:15:50.660 like the first semester like final was like a monologue so that one was kind of easy because

00:15:55.420 everyone just picks their own thing and then for the second semester final it was a group scene

00:16:00.660 like it had to be a scene and it had to be it could be from a movie or a play but like if it 0.97

00:16:05.600 was in a movie you had to like transcribe it whatever the fuck I tried to do she's the man 0.94

00:16:09.260 because that movie had just come out at the time. 0.99

00:16:11.160 And I told this dumbass kid, 0.99

00:16:13.920 this, yet again, another straight man. 1.00

00:16:15.600 Of course. 1.00

00:16:16.140 Pissing me the fuck off. 0.99

00:16:17.400 I told him to turn it in 0.99

00:16:18.380 because I had something to do

00:16:19.240 and he didn't turn it in

00:16:20.060 and I hate him for it to this day.

00:16:21.840 So I got given a play.

00:16:23.080 But the crazy thing is,

00:16:24.420 is like I got paired with him.

00:16:25.880 He was like a basketball player,

00:16:26.880 a cheerleader.

00:16:28.240 And then this, I want to say,

00:16:29.840 65-year-old woman

00:16:31.280 who was the helper of another student 1.00

00:16:34.400 who needed like an aide.

00:16:35.580 Right. 0.99

00:16:36.320 The thing is like she's in the group 0.96

00:16:37.940 because the students in the group of course but for some reason this older woman was a heavy hand

00:16:42.640 in our scene she was like she really was like i'm gonna be this character i'm gonna like she was

00:16:47.780 like steering it and i was like yeah all right babe you wanted a little she's the helper who

00:16:52.040 stepped up and she was kind of driving it and that's what makes me think of improv because i'm 0.53

00:16:57.040 like i i remember being fucking 14 15 years old and i was like why is this woman in our group yeah 0.58

00:17:03.040 she was slaying it down she probably was yeah there was this um do you know tableaus when they 0.91

00:17:08.820 do tableaus so a tableau is like a frozen like it's like a frozen frame of something and in my

00:17:14.700 drama class i did this in college too they were like oh we're gonna do a tableau so like everyone

00:17:18.540 had to like freeze and like pause and like my teacher was like pick a pose same 65 year old 0.79

00:17:24.960 woman right she takes off her slippers right lays in the front of all the students there's probably 1.00

00:17:31.100 like 30 kids lays in the front on her side yeah and then opens up her legs and is like her foots

00:17:37.640 to the to the ceiling like this toes pointed oh that's my girl that's my girl i would do the same

00:17:44.600 exact i was always the person that was in the front of the picture with my leg pointed in the

00:17:50.300 air like i was maddie's eagle like dance moms like could not keep up with me it's so good that's why

00:17:56.840 brought it up because i feel like that's a very huge trait so maybe in another life and another

00:18:01.240 life maybe that was you exactly you were still finding a way to be the center of attention

00:18:05.920 65 year old building class i will be that 65 year old no like i'd be in some community theater

00:18:13.620 production right in some ways i am currently always okay so stand up how's stand up going

00:18:18.800 stand up i haven't flexed that muscle in a little bit i was doing it when it was in new york and

00:18:23.160 before i came to la yes i opened for cat cohen for a show we love cat i love cat i think she's

00:18:28.660 one of the funniest people ever and like what's so beautiful about being in comedy now is like

00:18:33.600 people who believe in you and believe that you're funny will like give you a stage which is and it's

00:18:38.840 the biggest co-sign exactly it's a huge co-sign um writing is a completely different muscle i feel

00:18:45.520 like podcasting i love to just be funny and i never know what's going to come out of my mouth

00:18:49.420 and like that's the beauty of it right and like we're all in for a treat exactly um i will say

00:18:54.780 the last time i did stand up um it was like talking to a wall and i've never felt so unfunny

00:19:02.760 i literally was like are you guys serious that's part of the laugh at me no it was so there was

00:19:08.260 one comedian that went on before me who was a completely different vibe very rage baby

00:19:14.240 very like

00:19:15.700 saying crazy things

00:19:18.040 but people were cracking up

00:19:20.220 and then I get on there and I'm like

00:19:21.580 that's the most ominous feeling in the world

00:19:24.140 exactly cause I'm like trying to be sweet

00:19:25.900 I'm trying to be like sweet and funny and she's like

00:19:28.180 like I said I'm a Duncanette so obviously

00:19:30.040 I'm trying to be sweet exactly I probably made

00:19:32.120 a joke about Duncanette and everyone was like

00:19:33.280 I was like okay

00:19:35.340 it's so painful

00:19:37.060 it was really painful but you gotta when you get

00:19:39.180 knocked down you gotta get right back up

00:19:40.640 and that's

00:19:43.000 and i took some time to be down but now it's time to get right back up well you know and that's also

00:19:47.620 not like any indicator of whether or not you're funny it is the rooms like in a lot of ways it's

00:19:52.960 the rooms i was supposed to do when i thought for half a second i was like maybe i'll try stand up

00:19:57.800 um when i was gonna do a show for a really big comedian and she asked me like really early on

00:20:03.720 in the year and then that's when i called caleb and i was like hey i'd love some tips because

00:20:08.020 like and he was like he listened to me like he was like validating me and then after i said 0.81

00:20:12.700 everything he goes well if you're gonna do fucking five for her you have to do five for me first i 0.85

00:20:16.740 asked you first and i started laughing i was like but i told you i'm not doing it i'm trying to 0.95

00:20:20.040 learn and he was like okay come learn with me do mine first and so i was like okay but i ended up

00:20:26.120 canceling with the bigger comedian which i like that huge comedian which i was glad i did at the

00:20:30.120 time i just couldn't make it work scheduling wise but i was honestly really glad because

00:20:33.920 the rooms that like the card she put me on or like the the lineup she put me on

00:20:38.120 there were comics i i weren't wasn't familiar with but when i looked up one of them it was the

00:20:42.880 same kind of vibe where i was like this is like a rage baby thing if this is the room i'm gonna

00:20:48.360 flop girl they're not gonna like me like they're they're almost like on purpose gonna like not

00:20:54.060 laugh on purpose i know i think that's what it is too it's like people are saying like go and when

00:20:59.040 you're doing stand-up go to open mics which has been really helpful because you do get in front

00:21:03.580 of so many different groups of people yeah but if you were to put out a show for your stand-up you

00:21:07.160 know your girls are showing up exactly and they're gonna laugh regardless and that's what i felt too

00:21:10.840 when we do live shows for the podcast like they are showing up for me so even if i'm scared before

00:21:15.780 i step on stage i'm like they don't want to see me fail so stand up like i definitely want to keep

00:21:20.240 leaning into it but then i'm like i all i want is a mic and a stage that like that is actually

00:21:25.220 and i don't want you to classify me as anything it's like almost you're so real andrew muscarella

00:21:30.740 auditions for everything like i actually just want to get on the stage and like i want to do stand

00:21:34.840 up i want to sing like it's american idol i'm gonna do a floor routine like i'm maddie ziegler

00:21:38.500 i'm gonna do some sort of crazy acting bit like i want to oh baby i'm a jack of all trades that's

00:21:43.560 it that's a variety show you came to my and if you think about it that is kind of like cat

00:21:47.980 exactly that is what cat does and that's why her audience was i've never felt funnier i was like

00:21:53.420 everyone there was so supportive and like because she is so amazing cracks me the fuck up when

00:22:01.320 someone's being funny I'm gonna laugh always and I think that was like I think sometimes you guys

00:22:06.020 think if you have to be super nonchalant when you're being funny otherwise you're not taken

00:22:10.380 seriously as a comic right I disagree I love to entertain and I love to be entertained so I love

00:22:17.480 when people are cracking jokes and I'm laughing my ass that's why I love comedy I love going to

00:22:22.260 shows but you're so real though about like wanting just the stage and the mic that's it just that's

00:22:27.280 and room to run even if there's five people sure but i'm not i'm not writing this i'm because it

00:22:33.800 is the structure i don't do well with structure let me it's the adhd in me yeah yeah well and

00:22:39.180 that's where you're your funniest because that's why i think improv is a wonderful thing for you

00:22:43.160 because you are so quick on your feet which is comedy essentially but i feel the same way i'm

00:22:49.060 like it's just not my favorite like i'm good and i like to make people laugh i love to hear the

00:22:53.500 laughs live but that's also why i like to perform live because i feel like when i do the pod with

00:22:58.000 days on the road like that's that's always fun there's nothing better and like you said like

00:23:01.400 your fans come and they're you're having fun and having a blast it's like it's i think it

00:23:07.240 scratches that itch for me laughing with the girls yeah there really is nothing better you know what's

00:23:12.560 funny is like sometimes this is like kind of on par with the same thing i'll like uh get ready and

00:23:17.720 if i'm like doing my makeup and i'm like i don't want to do this yeah i'll sometimes pretend i'm

00:23:21.640 giving like the vanity fair my makeup tutorial i'm like and then i'll i'll live today and i'll

00:23:28.360 literally crack jokes to myself i'll laugh and i'll go man if i ever do that i'm gonna kill

00:23:34.000 me accepting my oscar speech like it's like i will do anything but that's manifesting

00:23:40.980 listen there you go it's all part of it of course i know you're on your audition grind yeah how's 0.99

00:23:46.380 that going me too i'm i'm throwing my pussy in the wind seeing who catches the scent a hundred 1.00

00:23:51.540 i'm doing the same thing just on the back side you know and you're bussies and my bussies 1.00

00:23:56.260 i'm catching some no i yeah it's been you know we're out here we're trying to grind and i i do

00:24:04.280 believe the more you do it the more things will come and i agree i do like it's also like it's

00:24:10.220 so interesting once you like meet people and meet other people that you believe to be funny because

00:24:14.940 i want to be writing my friends are writing like i know people who want shows to be developed and

00:24:21.400 there's nothing better than working with people that you believe are funny because when that show

00:24:26.740 happens yeah the cosmic energy on screen people are going to be like this is the best show to

00:24:32.240 ever exist right so like yeah you want to cast me as waiter number two like i'll do that like

00:24:37.700 just get my face on the screen but the day that i can be in a show with my friends is going to be

00:24:43.420 everything i agree and i look at like a fire island the movie right like those those guys

00:24:48.420 being friends and then creating something that i still watch and i'm like that actually as cliche

00:24:53.920 as it sounds was a huge catalyst for me being comfortable with going to fire island because i

00:24:59.600 saw that's so sweet for so long i thought it was like i was only gonna be surrounded by people that

00:25:05.700 looked exactly the same or the same exact type of body or whatever yeah totally a group that

00:25:10.660 resembled my group of friends was like oh i can do this and then i went and i had the best time 1.00

00:25:16.200 my life oh my god period my pussy was in the wind you know and let me tell you something my pussy was 0.99

00:25:20.940 in that way it was in that way um but yeah we're we're gonna keep listen any casting directors 0.99

00:25:27.440 yes if you're listening yes both of us both of us we should do like rom-com lead you and i oh

00:25:32.980 easy oh my god you know i can also i think i can play straight i think you could too what's up you 0.96

00:25:40.160 If you don't, if you don't open your mouth or walk or walk or like, yeah, if you sit completely fucking still and don't talk, I'd get it. And it's the rock and bod. Honestly, that's what it is. It's the big, it's, you got big Hercules titties, girl. And I love that. 0.97

00:25:59.120 I worked for these.

00:26:00.740 Okay.

00:26:02.100 And they need that.

00:26:03.400 Right.

00:26:03.840 They need more.

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00:28:31.420 How has your journey at Barry's been? It's been, it's honestly been great. I am somebody who I

00:28:36.220 don't like running and unless someone was telling me to get on the treadmill and pick it up to a

00:28:41.500 level 10, I'm not doing it. That's so true. I wake up, I get in that class and the journey

00:28:47.620 happens in 50 minutes and i leave and i don't even know what happened you know what i mean like i

00:28:51.320 like black out in that room um there are again i'm somebody who i don't personally understand

00:28:58.280 when people take their shirts off in a workout class because i'm like who the hell do you think

00:29:04.040 okay the point of a shirt is to wick sweat right right that's what you think now when your shirt

00:29:11.000 is off and you're in the class with me where's your sweat calling on my bench oh are you taking

00:29:17.500 the white no now i'm sliding on your sweat but you want to look good in the mirror that's amazing

00:29:22.720 that's cool for you and you alone no one else is here no i'm just pissed that i'm sloshing around

00:29:28.360 on your bench slipping and sliding i do love it i mean again fitness has been something that like

00:29:34.000 i turned to during covid and has yes because i do want to say andrew is fit as hell but also

00:29:39.180 has an extensive background in fitness because i study look at you trainer at equinox exactly

00:29:44.760 period period because that was another thing for me that like i grew up really big and

00:29:49.380 i never felt comfortable in spaces and i never felt like especially gym spaces never felt like

00:29:54.000 i belonged always felt like people were looking at me all the time even though like that is

00:29:58.640 genuinely not the case i think that people do get in the gym and they think that they're being

00:30:02.080 perceived but like you gotta just let go but everybody's thinking that right and then i was

00:30:06.800 like losing weight in a pretty unhealthy way because i was like i just want to be perceived

00:30:10.680 as thin and I was like let me study this because I got time it was COVID let me figure out how to

00:30:17.480 actually like fuel my body and like look the way I want to look and help people feel comfortable

00:30:24.260 when they walk through the door and be like girl I have a bigger body in fitness I want you to feel

00:30:28.540 comfortable in this space if I'm here and that was like the past seven years of my life so I'm like

00:30:33.600 I really genuinely think that's so beautiful and amazing I think the fitness world especially

00:30:38.660 needs people like you um like my you know my man's a trainer too so like my man is also a kind

00:30:44.720 of trainer like him studying like physical fitness in that way and nutrition and all that really i

00:30:51.200 say this all the time and i'm like i am not being hyperbolic it has really shifted my perspective

00:30:55.580 on fitness and in a wonderful way it's like taking all of it off anti-fat and put it more onto this

00:31:02.300 is going to help me live longer right be able to walk longer be able to like hold myself up get up

00:31:06.780 from a chair longer yeah like it's really shifted my perspective on fitness and how it relates to

00:31:11.320 the body yeah so i i do i love that content that you post to about fitness because i think it's

00:31:16.100 important that we have we take up more space in the fitness space right and it's not solely

00:31:21.400 predicated on how thin you are how like uh muscly you are whatever it is it's solely based off of

00:31:30.100 i feel good i feel strong i feel capable and when you can realize like what i learned for so long

00:31:35.240 especially like growing up bigger and people telling me that I needed to lose weight I think

00:31:38.700 that was my biggest reason for not wanting to lose weight oh that's such a good point you're 1.00

00:31:42.500 telling me that I need to lose weight I'm not doing it for you like yeah fuck off and you can 0.98

00:31:47.340 just kind of like continue the spiral of whatever that was for you but then when I was able to be 0.99

00:31:52.520 like actually I deserve to feel good and this clears my mind and I'm away from my phone for 0.97

00:31:57.280 an hour and I'm listening to good music and I just feel like that bitch when I look at myself in the 0.99

00:32:02.560 here and I'm doing my deadlifts and then I look at my ass and I'm like exactly exactly 0.98

00:32:09.020 I know I love that you have a fitness background I feel like that's I feel like it's important in 0.91

00:32:16.040 in so many different ways but I also think like you are so warm and magnetic so it like it creates

00:32:22.240 this like very warm space for you you to be able to like convince people because you're right it

00:32:27.540 is like the fear more than anything it's just like the fear surrounding it and it's like actually no

00:32:32.160 one's really ever thinking about you nearly that much no but it's hard to get past that yeah

00:32:36.480 especially if you grow up bigger yeah and especially if you grow up in an environment

00:32:40.780 where you never really did anything fitness related even for me like i i've talked about

00:32:45.320 this a lot about especially because i've defended so many people like from fat phobia and i've

00:32:49.760 talked a lot about unpacking fat phobia and like wanting to perceive or pursue uh body neutrality

00:32:55.060 right and so i've talked a lot about how like for me growing up i don't know how it was for you but

00:32:59.960 for me I was like I grew up around fat people yeah my whole life so like my idea of fatness

00:33:04.340 is very different and so my idea and perspective of fatness has never like through my eyes fatness

00:33:09.600 has never stopped anyone yeah from getting married from falling in love from having children from

00:33:14.800 being successful at work like fatness has never deterred anyone that I've known personally and

00:33:19.120 also I'm like sometimes I have to think I'm like we need to redefine what fat means because some

00:33:23.620 of you guys like when Meg Salter was on here she was like you know they're saying that about Addison

00:33:27.340 ray and i was like i'm gonna say what i look that she's a fatty that's insane wait did you know 1.00

00:33:34.160 though that she leaned into it because she had and i bought it she had a plus size barbie collection 1.00

00:33:42.240 of dolls of her like back in the day addison ray they gave her a plus size barbie hey where's mine 0.98

00:33:49.640 i'll be right in the box right yeah you and i both need one what the fuck is that i'm the 0.97

00:33:55.420 and you're the Barbie, like, come on. 0.99

00:33:57.080 I've been the plus size baddie 1.00

00:33:58.440 on the fucking TikTok for fucking ever. 1.00

00:34:00.160 There you go. 1.00

00:34:00.800 But yeah, I don't know.

00:34:02.160 We have a skewed perception of like all of this.

00:34:06.080 Yeah, I agree.

00:34:07.100 And I think, I don't know.

00:34:07.900 It's such an interesting space.

00:34:08.600 I thought your fitness, yeah.

00:34:09.900 I think your fitness videos were so fun too.

00:34:11.960 Thank you.

00:34:12.300 Because I'm sure you know this too

00:34:14.120 because you're a trainer.

00:34:14.980 You have been a trainer for a long time.

00:34:16.720 But like it's, movement is movement.

00:34:18.720 Yeah.

00:34:18.900 I've told people all the time,

00:34:19.940 if it gets you up and it gets you sweating

00:34:21.440 and you love it and you have fun doing it,

00:34:24.140 that's important.

00:34:24.800 Yeah.

00:34:25.020 it doesn't there is no one one right way but once you get past the fear and you're having fun then

00:34:30.780 you can start to grow it yeah and try other things and you find your comfortable space like if it's

00:34:34.380 like going with a friend or i think the easiest way is going to a fitness class because again

00:34:40.300 nobody is watching you except the coach at least that's what it should be yeah and if they're

00:34:44.780 watching you it's because like maybe they want to talk to you after that's been my dream forever

00:34:51.340 but i love that you you and i have the exact same mentality in that i'm like if i gaslight

00:34:56.400 myself no one can touch me no exactly i can tell myself anything i walk in the gym and i'm like i

00:35:01.380 am the sexiest person actually everyone is so lucky to be in my aura gonna want to hit on me

00:35:08.180 and then what that's it what am i gonna do i'm gonna have to break the news no but then i'm like

00:35:13.260 oh because they were so scared they were so intimidated by me exactly so i just couldn't

00:35:19.660 Okay, I'm going to pivot back to acting.

00:35:23.500 This is the place to manifest.

00:35:25.020 Let me tell you something.

00:35:26.040 This is the place to manifest.

00:35:27.400 That is the chair to manifest in.

00:35:28.980 So what would be a dream role for you to have?

00:35:32.520 TV show, movie, or both?

00:35:33.740 Okay, so dream role.

00:35:35.720 I think I'm obviously best suited for a comedy.

00:35:39.620 Yes, T.

00:35:40.320 I would assume.

00:35:41.260 Obviously, Hacks is no longer on air, but I think I could have been.

00:35:44.780 Incredible.

00:35:44.900 I would have loved to be in Hacks. 0.99

00:35:46.960 Yes. 1.00

00:35:47.300 I also, and I know this is crazy

00:35:49.640 because I want to show off this face and this body

00:35:51.840 but I really want to get into voice acting

00:35:54.460 and I would love a, I know Big Mouth doesn't exist either

00:35:58.260 but something in the Nick Kroll universe

00:36:01.120 where it's like, I can do a little Lola

00:36:04.620 like a wee wee, you know

00:36:06.040 I can make my voice anything

00:36:08.280 or like Bob's Burgers

00:36:08.700 Bob's Burgers

00:36:09.420 oh that would be so cheap

00:36:10.780 I think that's something that I really am fueled by

00:36:13.660 oh I love that, I love that you love voice acting

00:36:16.380 I love voice acting.

00:36:17.340 And I honestly don't even know how to get started in that because I think my resume is podcasting.

00:36:24.340 So people listening to me.

00:36:25.560 Hey, don't worry about it.

00:36:26.260 It's all about who you know and you know me.

00:36:27.740 And I know you.

00:36:28.540 So I'll help you.

00:36:29.040 And do you know an animator?

00:36:30.720 Because then we can get it in on the voice acting.

00:36:33.580 But yeah, no, I think that like some sort of – I grew up on the Broad Cities.

00:36:37.740 I grew up on like – like Pen15 is another huge one.

00:36:41.700 We had Anna Conklin on.

00:36:43.280 Love her.

00:36:43.720 Love her.

00:36:44.340 She's amazing.

00:36:44.800 The other two, there's so many shows where I watch it

00:36:49.300 and I'm like, I want to be in that.

00:36:51.380 Yeah, I could kill. 0.99

00:36:52.400 I could kill. 0.99

00:36:53.320 And with the improv of it all, too. 0.99

00:36:55.420 Yes.

00:36:55.980 I obviously can study the lines.

00:36:59.660 I can memorize.

00:37:00.940 But give me the opportunity.

00:37:03.260 Bringing it to life.

00:37:04.100 To just make it my own.

00:37:06.340 Girl, and what about Heated Rivalry?

00:37:08.700 Oh, no.

00:37:09.500 See, I can get into Heated Rivalry.

00:37:11.120 Listen to me.

00:37:12.100 I think you have the bod for it.

00:37:14.360 Because you know what? 1.00

00:37:15.380 That smoothie guy, that could have been you, bitch. 1.00

00:37:17.160 I am freaking out because I literally looked at him and I was like, hold on. 1.00

00:37:22.620 That could be me.

00:37:23.340 Reheated my nachos.

00:37:24.480 People have told me I look like him before.

00:37:25.960 Yes.

00:37:26.160 Which I'm like, okay, that's amazing, thank you.

00:37:28.940 But I would love to be in heated rivalry.

00:37:31.860 And I think that like, again, let's show a little bit.

00:37:36.420 I'm a beefier man.

00:37:37.960 Let's get the beefy bodies on this thing.

00:37:39.600 Listen to me. 1.00

00:37:40.240 I need your Hercules titties on a show oiled up oiled oiled 0.98

00:37:46.180 Beyond belief. I need you to start getting these men to do chest more because I'm sick of it 0.98

00:37:49.840 Yeah, I can't stand seeing a concave chest. I'm so over it

00:37:52.640 I want you to have tits like and honestly, I don't want to see your six pack 1.00

00:37:56.480 I don't I want to see your boobs. I want to see your boobs 1.00

00:37:59.440 I want to see your like kind of tones belly 1.00

00:38:01.340 But like you don't really give a fuck and you have big arms 0.99

00:38:03.640 You're so me because I think the same but I say I could give a fuck less about the belly. I want titties 1.00

00:38:09.000 yeah and I want big arms it's gonna be and shoulders it has to be like heated rivalry

00:38:12.760 but like for like javelin throwers you know what I mean like it has to be like something that's like

00:38:17.680 I'm doing something like with your right or you're a wrestler you could be a wrestler me

00:38:24.460 in a singlet listen boner city no people population everyone people would be freaking

00:38:30.940 wait okay let's I'm gonna write that show yeah we we have okay we have to manifest you getting 0.96

00:38:37.320 on Hated Rivalry, because I'm dead ass Andrew. 0.99

00:38:41.320 When I saw the smoothie guy, I was like, 0.89

00:38:42.960 and that could have been Andrew.

00:38:44.280 When I first saw it, I was like, okay, 0.96

00:38:46.060 so you do let these kinds of gays on here. 1.00

00:38:48.900 Right, and I'm like, strawberry banana smoothie today. 1.00

00:38:52.980 You know, like, come on.

00:38:54.640 Imagine, Andrew, I'm literally imagining 1.00

00:38:57.380 like a bigger, taller gay guy picking you up like that. 1.00

00:39:02.660 I'm imagining. 0.99

00:39:03.560 i'm getting like giddy thinking about it for you

00:39:09.020 no like i would and i will i'll do it and i would and i would and it's crazy because i'm really i'm

00:39:17.220 available for it listen so yeah this is where we're manifesting it for you because i i saw and

00:39:23.120 i you were the first person i thought of i was like i cannot believe because i'm thinking of

00:39:27.460 i'm thinking of shorter gay guys with a rockin bod andrew muscarella here i am obviously i

00:39:33.220 appreciate that that means genuinely so much and even if i don't get into heated rivalry too like

00:39:38.960 i'm gonna spiritually feel like i'm in it yes or three four five i feel like that's gonna

00:39:44.280 yeah or they're just reheating your nachos like what if they saw you and they were like okay we

00:39:48.580 need you to model after this i think they might have done they probably did the way that those

00:39:53.140 men cattle like catapulted into fame listen beyond i know that's my big break just put me on the 1.00

00:40:00.060 screen i'm good and let me show ass and let me take my tits out let me take my tits out i will 1.00

00:40:04.940 show ass and you know what i'll do full frontal if you know what i don't care i have i have released 1.00

00:40:12.420 a lot of shame in my life listen and i'll do whatever it takes i am in it to win it i am 0.97

00:40:18.100 really in it to win it i'm so excited for you what about what about like a movie if you could

00:40:22.760 pick a movie like we obviously said comedy okay i so i think for a movie for me i i would want to

00:40:30.020 be i only not that i only ever see myself with like a duo but i kind of want to be in like the

00:40:36.060 heat like melissa mccarthy type you andrew you have no idea how much that movie means to me you

00:40:41.760 have no idea i talk about that movie all the time on here that movie and hobson shaw for some reason

00:40:45.940 those are the two movies i talk about constantly yeah that is one of my favorite movies ever

00:40:49.880 it's so funny it's so good there's like a little bit of like action but then it's also like funny

00:40:55.800 yeah it's like slapstick yeah comedy they're like throwing themselves over a car you know

00:41:00.960 i've always because that was another thing like growing up i always like watched the like the

00:41:06.760 seth rogans right like when i was in high school i really was trying to be like seth rogan and i

00:41:11.500 don't know why like i was like looking like him but like that was like the type of humor that i

00:41:15.980 was watching and it was always those duos same um and that makes sense 21 jump street that makes

00:41:20.840 sense because we're the same age like because i'm 32 so same i was just saying the other day i feel

00:41:25.220 like we need to make more comedies like that again like couples retreat you remember that movie i

00:41:29.620 literally was thinking about couples retreat the other day and i was like that is such a funny movie

00:41:33.740 i wish we would bring those back exactly like those kinds of comedies gone and listen maybe

00:41:38.440 we just gotta write it you and i have to resurrect it with the heat starring us

00:41:42.500 it's just the heat

00:41:44.600 but it's just the two of us

00:41:45.440 it's a shot for shot remake

00:41:47.960 but it's just the two of us

00:41:48.940 like the heat too

00:41:50.100 the heat part too 0.99

00:41:52.360 even like all of Melissa McCarthy's

00:41:55.460 like discography is so funny to me

00:41:57.640 like no one gave a fuck about Tammy

00:41:59.800 but I loved that movie

00:42:01.080 I thought it was really good

00:42:02.400 did you like it?

00:42:03.200 I loved it

00:42:04.280 I do believe that anything that she's in

00:42:07.140 like I do laugh

00:42:09.240 me too

00:42:10.000 it's just the way that she delivers lines

00:42:12.280 and she's so charismatic

00:42:14.200 that I really

00:42:16.380 have always loved her humor. So I think that I am

00:42:18.440 very heavily influenced by her.

00:42:20.100 Likewise. I agree. We're going to

00:42:22.340 resurrect it, you and I. Let's resurrect it. We're going to bring it back.

00:42:24.760 I'm so glad we're talking about this so

00:42:26.340 we can manifest. I put two dolls on

00:42:28.420 Broadway from that chair. So I will

00:42:30.480 get you to heated rivalry. So help me, God.

00:42:32.700 So help us all,

00:42:34.440 God, please. Please.

00:42:37.060 Okay. Listen,

00:42:38.600 I will get

00:42:40.540 hockey lessons.

00:42:42.280 Okay, I am athletic.

00:42:43.480 I can be goalie.

00:42:44.460 I can do whatever they need.

00:42:46.060 Oh, my God.

00:42:46.720 And now I'm, like, picturing me just putting you in the place of that guy.

00:42:50.180 But I'm, like, picturing the scene where he's, like, in the crowd and he, like, tells him to come down.

00:42:55.060 And I'm, like.

00:42:55.540 And you're running onto the ice to get your big kiss.

00:43:00.000 Or, like, I can also play, like, because there's hockey.

00:43:02.840 But then, like, what if I was just, like, maybe I was a figure skater.

00:43:06.580 You know what I mean?

00:43:07.820 Yes.

00:43:08.440 Forbidden love.

00:43:09.140 But I would need a stunt double because I can't hit the triple axel yet.

00:43:12.280 But like the triple axel into like my big man hugging me.

00:43:15.740 I don't know which one would be my type though.

00:43:17.520 That's true.

00:43:17.900 We would have to write in a new character.

00:43:20.360 We would have to workshop.

00:43:21.160 Because they're all very pretty.

00:43:24.500 And taken.

00:43:24.900 And taken.

00:43:26.200 But I need like man.

00:43:28.340 I need a man.

00:43:28.960 I need a man.

00:43:31.060 Okay. 0.70

00:43:31.860 So that's.

00:43:33.260 And you know what?

00:43:34.380 Since I'm moving into acting too or trying to.

00:43:37.120 I feel the same way because I'm a big girl too.

00:43:40.100 Right.

00:43:40.360 So I'm like, I need them to be at least a little bit bigger than me.

00:43:43.960 Like, I can't be the big man.

00:43:45.380 No.

00:43:45.880 On set.

00:43:46.400 It's got to be someone else.

00:43:47.580 Exactly.

00:43:48.020 That being said, though, if I can be honest with you for a sec, I am getting, I am a little

00:43:51.700 nervous about doing intimacy scenes.

00:43:53.740 Oh.

00:43:54.440 Intimacy.

00:43:55.080 I get that.

00:43:55.380 I am a little nervous.

00:43:56.920 Only because men infuriate me.

00:43:59.820 So I'm worried that will translate on the camera.

00:44:02.060 Yeah.

00:44:02.560 Gonna have to really method act when I start doing that.

00:44:04.640 I can't imagine being in your position.

00:44:05.700 Like, to even, like, be in the same room as a straight man.

00:44:09.140 And, like, sometimes I'm like, ooh.

00:44:10.880 But, like, to be in an intimacy scene with them.

00:44:14.500 No.

00:44:15.100 I'm so deeply horrified and worried about it. 0.75

00:44:18.060 That being said, I am a liar and I will do it. 0.89

00:44:19.980 Yeah.

00:44:20.300 But I'm very, like, even sometimes, like, one time I was telling my cousin Adam, it was, like, super early in the morning.

00:44:26.240 He was glamming me.

00:44:27.240 And I was like, I had just done, like, maybe my very first self-tape ever.

00:44:31.100 Right.

00:44:31.640 For something that had no romance.

00:44:33.180 I was a real side character.

00:44:34.680 Didn't even get it.

00:44:35.420 So it's not a big deal.

00:44:36.620 But when I sent it in, I was, like, telling Adam.

00:44:38.360 I was like, I don't know.

00:44:38.880 Just sometimes I think about doing intimacy, intimacy scenes and I get nervous because I'm like, what if like, what if it has to be like so intimate and whatever?

00:44:47.320 I was like really stressing about it as if something was happening.

00:44:50.900 Like you got cast in the role.

00:44:53.580 And it's literally four in the morning when he's playing me.

00:44:56.140 He goes, OK, first of all, you haven't been cast.

00:44:57.580 So once you calm down, first of all, calm down.

00:44:59.800 And I was laughing.

00:45:00.760 You know, second of all, just like I think it'll be fine.

00:45:04.540 And I was like, here I am creating problems.

00:45:06.900 I haven't even had yet.

00:45:07.900 But that's what we do.

00:45:09.080 That's what we do.

00:45:09.560 We have to be prepared.

00:45:10.760 Because we see it.

00:45:11.840 And I think that is the thing.

00:45:13.540 It's like, we see it happening for ourselves.

00:45:16.100 So we already feel the feelings before it even exists.

00:45:18.680 And I'm like, how am I going to do this?

00:45:20.100 Maybe I'm just going crazy.

00:45:21.800 But in a way that you can see, it's like, that's just us being artistic.

00:45:25.980 I agree.

00:45:26.580 Yeah.

00:45:26.920 And again, manifesting.

00:45:28.000 Manifesting.

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00:46:38.680 Speaking of TVs and movies,

00:46:39.620 anything you've been loving lately?

00:46:40.960 I'm so curious.

00:46:41.860 I know you're a reality girl.

00:46:42.960 I know you love reality.

00:46:43.800 I've been really watching reality lately

00:46:45.560 and I have been watching Married at First Sight.

00:46:49.060 Have you seen?

00:46:50.120 I've never watched it, but I do know it.

00:46:51.760 Girl.

00:46:52.600 That is crazy though.

00:46:53.500 This season was wild.

00:46:56.360 No one is talking about it.

00:46:57.940 It really is like-

00:46:59.600 It's just you watching it.

00:47:00.780 I'm not kidding.

00:47:01.600 Me on Google, looking up applications.

00:47:03.920 I will do it all.

00:47:05.900 I'll do it all.

00:47:06.420 I was trying to get 0.99

00:47:07.040 a married at first sight.

00:47:07.980 I'm like,

00:47:08.500 all I need is someone who is,

00:47:10.920 I mean,

00:47:11.620 yes,

00:47:12.020 I need to be physically

00:47:12.700 attracted to that.

00:47:13.600 But I need you to be like

00:47:14.800 committed to wanting

00:47:16.380 to be in this relationship

00:47:17.400 and wanting to choose me.

00:47:18.660 Nice to me.

00:47:19.560 Like,

00:47:20.060 I will give the matchmakers

00:47:21.780 my physical attributes

00:47:23.080 or whatever

00:47:23.720 and just show up 1.00

00:47:25.020 at that damn altar. 1.00

00:47:26.120 Put the ring on my finger 1.00

00:47:27.260 and we figure it out

00:47:28.300 from there.

00:47:28.780 Okay?

00:47:29.280 Because it's really,

00:47:29.820 Just show up.

00:47:30.640 That's it.

00:47:31.180 It's married at first sight.

00:47:31.900 I think it would be really great

00:47:32.860 but that show is,

00:47:33.920 really so so so good i'm also watching the ultimatum oh t that but those shows for me

00:47:39.780 are like mindless so yeah i can be working i can be doing other things as i'm watching them and

00:47:45.020 that's that's how dace watches housewives exactly she's like it's very that i do want to be watching

00:47:51.260 more scripted television i've been re-watching um search party oh i've never heard of that oh you

00:47:57.320 need to watch search party it is phenomenal um it's a comedy thriller there's five seasons it

00:48:07.400 takes place in williamsburg brooklyn um and i'm forgetting the main actress's name but john early

00:48:14.880 is in it okay um hilarious and it's it's so so good that's another show that i feel like i would

00:48:20.580 love to be in because I mean it doesn't it's not happening anymore but like uh again I love action

00:48:26.600 and comedy yeah that's so many ways to bridge it together that's true and then there's a lot of

00:48:31.660 like space for improv if it's funny yeah when it's like funny you can kind of like you know

00:48:36.920 have fun with the lines or play a little bit what should I watch though do you have any like good

00:48:40.960 good shows for me oh my god girl I've been talking about this show forever and like for no reason

00:48:47.040 other than I was just such a huge fan.

00:48:48.620 The show Paradise.

00:48:49.860 Never heard of it. 1.00

00:48:51.140 Bitch. 1.00

00:48:51.800 On Hulu. 1.00

00:48:52.760 Okay.

00:48:53.300 You gotta watch it.

00:48:54.480 It's crazy.

00:48:55.500 How many seasons?

00:48:56.440 It's only two right now.

00:48:57.320 Oh, easy.

00:48:58.100 Because it's new.

00:48:59.320 And it's starring Sterling K. Brown.

00:49:02.440 And James Marsden's another person in it.

00:49:04.700 I'm forgetting everybody else's name.

00:49:06.120 But I just know Sterling K. Brown's the main character.

00:49:08.880 And he plays essentially the head of Secret Service

00:49:13.100 of the current president of the United States.

00:49:15.860 but it opens it takes place in the now but a little bit in the future and it's basically

00:49:22.000 he's the head of secret service and the right hand guy like the most trusted advisor to the

00:49:26.760 president when the world ends and so the world ends like that's i won't spoil anything else

00:49:31.320 because it's like a crazy spoiler even at the end of the first very first like the world ended though

00:49:35.540 yeah but the world they he was in office when the world ended so like it's kind of like you have to 0.90

00:49:41.000 go back in time first and then you go back to the present oh i'm into that it's fucking another 0.67

00:49:46.160 season coming another season the newest season came out this year so like i watched it right 0.89

00:49:51.200 before i moved and i remember me me and my man like there was like the season finale and we

00:49:56.300 watched it in our old house with just like we just had two chairs and nothing else in the house but 0.58

00:50:01.000 i was like i need to fucking watch this i need to watch this uh because our tv hadn't been taken yet 0.90

00:50:05.420 and so it's fucking crazy it's so dramatic it's like a thriller it's like kind of funny but it's 0.92

00:50:12.520 mostly a thriller is serious and it's really sad but it's crazy like it gets the plot just gets 0.97

00:50:19.360 nuts and like and it's so fun to watch it's like it's one of those where I haven't it was so random

00:50:24.820 that I just like was like let's try this let's watch this I never do that either I'm like I'm

00:50:30.100 so I've been diagnosed for this so don't um like by the internet before where I just watched the

00:50:35.280 same things like over and over again i mean me with search party i'm like there's so many new

00:50:39.800 things that are coming out but like i always find myself re-watching something because that's the

00:50:45.120 beauty of television or movies or anything like i've seen the odyssey now like three times even

00:50:49.760 though it's like a three hour movie like i'm really crazy but every single time i see it like

00:50:54.400 i pick up on something different and then you know what happens at the end so you at the beginning

00:50:59.060 can make the connectors yeah that's why i re-watch television because now i actually understand why

00:51:04.860 that character did that you know it just takes maybe a little bit slower it just takes me a

00:51:09.460 little bit longer yeah me too me too i feel like uh when chris fleming was on he said that

00:51:15.200 he's a culture scavenger yeah so he just goes and digs through all the rubbish after everyone's done

00:51:20.420 with it so that that's me with heated rivalry have you seen interview with a vampire no but

00:51:25.780 it's on my list because i'm gonna credit joe for this one because he's been telling me to watch it

00:51:30.060 for a really really long time and i watched the first season i haven't seen the second season yet

00:51:33.940 but that one is really phenomenally done and it's also like gay plot lines yes and vampire and sexy

00:51:42.640 and it's vampires like and it's like french and it's like i actually wrote that one down to watch

00:51:49.660 because i'm writing my fiction book right so that's actually why i watched paradise because

00:51:53.000 i was like i'm gonna try to watch different things and maybe things in different languages

00:51:57.280 and cultures to try and like see how people depict love romance friendship like brotherhood

00:52:03.100 sisterhood that kind of thing so paradise was like wonderful because the way they write characters

00:52:07.460 is so beautiful in that show and they're like connection to each other but interview with a

00:52:12.500 vampire i had written down too because that's fantasy element yeah and i was like okay maybe

00:52:17.040 i need to get into this i just recently watched my first korean drama oh how was it honestly a gag 0.50

00:52:23.160 yeah it was so camp like i was i was like oh this is camp and fucking crazy and every like the plots

00:52:31.540 are just fucking insane now or when you're watching tvs or a tv or a movie in a different 0.89

00:52:37.200 language are you watching it in the language with subtitles in english or are you watching with 0.98

00:52:40.920 dubbed i'm watching it in the native language yeah with with english subtitles yeah so i was

00:52:45.600 i watch like watch yeah i so you have to watch you have to yeah that was another thing i was

00:52:50.600 like i called like i watched this dumbass show on netflix called uh finding her edge also love

00:52:55.300 if you're into ice skaters i'm obsessed with ice skaters girl i watched the 10 second preview thing 0.85

00:53:00.700 that they show and it was like you can't pair me with the bad boy of ice dancing clicked done

00:53:07.800 hey sold oh and it's it's like act it it's an actual yeah it's scripted yeah so it's like it

00:53:13.840 it's it's like uh the summer i turned pretty-esque like it's like it's corny it's a love triangle

00:53:20.320 it's one of those okay loved it it sometimes takes me a second to get into something and i don't give

00:53:26.060 shows enough time if you're not getting me in the first five minutes i'm like all right

00:53:32.620 next one wrap it up i think i'm like i don't even know like i think i'm the best actor in the world

00:53:38.080 i've never gotten on stage that's how they're gonna read that line come on girl next well i

00:53:43.580 made this joke to leo gonzalez too once where i was like do you ever watch some things and you're

00:53:46.880 like i could do that right but like that's my arrogance but not that's delusional brain well 0.98

00:53:54.620 That's any gay man with drag race. 1.00

00:53:56.460 I'm like, you try to do makeup, babe. 1.00

00:53:58.300 You sew that dress.

00:53:59.800 They're like, I can do that.

00:54:00.680 I'm like, no, you can't.

00:54:01.680 No, you can't.

00:54:02.880 But when I watch Sidney Sweeney act, yes, I can.

00:54:05.300 Yes.

00:54:07.180 We all can do that.

00:54:08.980 Yes, I can.

00:54:10.180 Yeah, for sure.

00:54:12.020 I recommend Paradise.

00:54:14.000 And I'll watch her search party.

00:54:15.680 Done.

00:54:16.020 Look at that.

00:54:16.580 Look at us.

00:54:16.940 I genuinely will watch Paradise within the next two weeks.

00:54:20.420 How long are the episodes?

00:54:22.180 I think they're like 30, 40 minutes.

00:54:24.120 Easy.

00:54:24.500 nothing crazy give me a day yeah and you're just like me too because with reality because

00:54:30.520 the only reality show i ever keep up with but i do always watch when it comes out

00:54:34.880 is uh the great british baking show easy the only one that i'm like every year i'm like yes

00:54:40.800 every time it comes back i'm like yes oh my god it's like so sweet yes like and the music in the

00:54:47.040 background is just like oh you're just happy watching it you know no it's the best i literally 0.98

00:54:51.600 they tell everyone it's like they're competing for a fucking cake stand you're like it's cake 0.95

00:54:55.260 week yeah yeah i'm like oh my god it's bread week i love that show oh my god every time every time 0.98

00:55:01.540 i get approached about reality i'm like no no no every time they try to put me on reality anything

00:55:05.640 i'm like no unless you're talking about the great british baking show well that's like that get me

00:55:09.800 on that show my dream is i mean i have so many dreams i think that that is also the problem with

00:55:14.240 like trying to find your path because i want to act of course like reality i'll do it i'll either

00:55:20.180 host or i'll be on love is blind i'll do whatever you need but when it comes to food and me i'm

00:55:25.680 obsessed with food in a crazy way i want to be the next generation's um guy fietty get me a show

00:55:33.040 like diners drive-ins and dives andrew when i tell you that's my man's favorite show ever he 0.63

00:55:39.660 showed me triple d it's so good it's so fucking good with these triple d's we're rolling out let's 0.75

00:55:46.320 Let's go. 0.97

00:55:47.160 I'll show you some triple D's. 1.00

00:55:47.980 Yeah, exactly. 0.73

00:55:49.140 But to get paid to eat and be filmed

00:55:51.320 and talk to the chef.

00:55:52.160 Oh my God, Andrew, you would kill at something like that.

00:55:54.700 Let's get it, like, you know, like so. 0.98

00:55:56.320 Oh my God.

00:55:57.740 That's a dream manifesting that as well.

00:55:58.980 Me thinking about people, if I can plug you into that,

00:56:00.780 I'm like, who do I know in food?

00:56:02.780 Let me think, who do I know that's connected to Guy Fieri?

00:56:04.780 Yeah, like, oh my God.

00:56:06.020 And the way that he says his last name,

00:56:07.400 it's either Fieri or he likes to say Fieri.

00:56:10.400 Yeah, Fieri.

00:56:11.240 And make it Italian. 0.91

00:56:12.080 But I'm like, you are not Italian.

00:56:14.160 Nothing about that here, it's Italian. 1.00

00:56:15.880 okay listen oh my god andrew imagine he like passed the torch to you i would yeah i would

00:56:25.260 i would love that give me the torch or like give me that corvette man versus food oh you ever seen

00:56:30.840 that one of course that one's scary food yeah that one's a little that one's a little much yeah

00:56:35.200 that one for me i don't think i can throw myself into that one quite yet um but yeah any like any

00:56:41.480 like even traveling and eating the cuisines oh without just talking to the camera i'll do it

00:56:46.900 that is truly a job made for you i would honestly you would i just like and i can do that on my own

00:56:52.200 as well i understand that like i could do all of this but i'm just like that's not the point i want

00:56:57.120 the network to come calling like sorry i'm oh is that so wrong oh sorry i've been waiting for the

00:57:02.840 food network to reach out but they haven't so i'll tell you like i got an ask to go on um

00:57:09.960 god what's the one with bobby flay yeah what is it uh iron chef or no gordon ramsey it's with

00:57:19.660 gordon ramsey oh i forget the one where he has them compete and then they like serve it to guest

00:57:23.960 judges or whatever okay i thought it was beat bobby flay too but it wasn't i think it was

00:57:28.500 Gordon Ramsay, it was Masterchef, was it?

00:57:31.760 No, no, Iron Chef, that's what it is.

00:57:34.780 I got an asked to do Iron Chef like be like,

00:57:37.500 but I thought they were having me cook. 1.00

00:57:39.960 And I was like, oh no, I can't cook for shit. 0.99

00:57:41.940 I literally told my team, I was like, 1.00

00:57:42.780 I can't cook for shit, you're not getting me, girl. 0.99

00:57:44.400 They want you an Iron Chef? 1.00

00:57:47.480 I was like, I can't be doing that shit. 1.00

00:57:49.260 And then they were like, no, no, no, 1.00

00:57:50.700 like it's to be a judge.

00:57:52.680 And then I was like, yeah, I would love to do that.

00:57:55.760 I literally was like, oh, I get served

00:57:57.400 And I get to tell jokes and be annoying.

00:57:59.420 Yeah.

00:57:59.800 And, like, eat the food and be like, good.

00:58:02.740 I'd be like, I hate sour cream, so.

00:58:04.780 Sorry.

00:58:06.000 We get the sour cream on the side.

00:58:07.420 It's like a Michelin chef.

00:58:09.780 Oh, my God.

00:58:10.520 I think that is so tea.

00:58:12.500 You would rock it, Triple D.

00:58:14.360 I would love.

00:58:15.100 Oh, my God.

00:58:16.060 Okay, I'm going to think about that.

00:58:16.980 Or it's just called Double D's.

00:58:18.540 Double D's.

00:58:19.800 Son.

00:58:20.880 Triple D, Double D.

00:58:22.360 My wheels are turning.

00:58:23.440 There you go.

00:58:23.800 I'm thinking.

00:58:24.520 We'll talk.

00:58:24.860 All the cogs are turning.

00:58:26.240 Okay, I do have some fun facts about you.

00:58:28.160 Please.

00:58:29.580 But you can let me know if they're fun.

00:58:31.900 Okay.

00:58:32.420 And it says, last time Andrew was on the show, we unpacked some of your past jobs, including F45 trainer and congressional finance intern.

00:58:41.540 Yes.

00:58:41.840 So we dug up other past jobs of yours that we could find.

00:58:45.800 And you can just kind of comment as you please.

00:58:48.480 Scared.

00:58:49.040 Okay, well, the first one's not that bad.

00:58:50.480 And I did know this about you.

00:58:51.520 You were a spin instructor for two years.

00:58:53.360 Absolutely.

00:58:54.040 How was spin?

00:58:54.800 it was amazing like instructing it instructing it was amazing because it also it just feels one

00:59:02.360 you get to make the playlist so i'm a dj two i'm a choreographer three like i'm on mic so and you're

00:59:08.640 just kind of like and tap it back you know it's just like and it's fun and like when you can get

00:59:15.260 like because also you can take the opportunity to get off the bike and no one's like oh he doesn't

00:59:19.960 want to ride like i don't want to ride but you're just like walking around you're telling people

00:59:24.100 things yeah and i liked it i liked to take other spin classes to hear what coaches were saying

00:59:28.760 and i recently went to i think i i don't know if i told maybe i told dason yeah but i was i was in

00:59:34.200 a soul cycle class in la oh my god this coach and he gets off bike and he's just like walking around

00:59:40.320 and speak saying things that didn't make sense but then i'd be like no he's so t for that he was like

00:59:47.980 you know what the traffic looks like on the high road there is none pick it up

00:59:53.200 i'm like oh shit i was like i will take the high road you are so right you are so right like i will 0.91

01:00:00.480 not keep perseverating on that that thing or like want to fight that person you're so real 0.93

01:00:05.840 so like it's just like that's what i was able to like throw out there when i was just say a bunch

01:00:10.480 of things the crazy things that people are like just getting someone to woo was everything they

01:00:16.080 I did my job.

01:00:20.840 I did it.

01:00:21.680 You said I live for it.

01:00:22.700 Yeah, but I did that two years.

01:00:23.880 That's honestly so real because I did my first group. 0.99

01:00:27.460 I haven't done a group fitness class in fucking years. 0.98

01:00:30.180 And my girlfriend was like, oh, do you want to take a bar class with me? 0.99

01:00:33.380 And I was like, oh, my God.

01:00:34.780 Yeah, sure.

01:00:35.580 Like I go to this bar class.

01:00:36.580 I was like, never done bar.

01:00:37.700 I like I'm familiar with it, with the trappings of it, but I've never done one. 0.99

01:00:41.960 Bitch, I sweat through my sweat, my sports bra. 0.99

01:00:43.920 First of all, I sweat. 1.00

01:00:46.080 through that though there was probably like nine of us in there older women and then me and my

01:00:50.580 girlfriend like everyone was like in their late 40s and then it's the two of us and at first when

01:00:55.820 i walked in i like grabbed like i was like a couple minutes late because i had to park like

01:01:00.040 somewhere crazy and so they had just started and so everyone already had their like weights like

01:01:05.040 their little weights and there was a giant pile of them so i just went and grabbed two and i like

01:01:09.820 ran over to the side one pound dumbbells have you ever seen a one pound dumbbell i i had never seen

01:01:15.420 i have seen a one pound dumbbell actually never in my life very small yeah they're so itty bitty

01:01:21.220 i was like deceiving no right and i was like one pound dumbbell i was like i've never seen this in 0.82

01:01:26.480 my life i was like i could put this up my ass girl this thing is so small i probably have 0.89

01:01:30.380 and so like my the instructor was like already on mic so she was already talking 1.00

01:01:35.660 and she comes over and she brings me like eight pound dumbbells like she was like nice try bitch 1.00

01:01:40.300 take these like she was like oh she's like okay here you go and gave me the took my little ass 1.00

01:01:44.940 weights i was like damn so difficult but so fun yeah had a blast at the end i loved the instructor 0.99

01:01:52.000 too she was wonderful she like turns the lights off like we again i'm i sweat through my fucking 0.98

01:01:57.040 bra which doesn't even happen to me when i go to the gym so like even if i'm doing cardio at the 0.93

01:02:01.320 gym that doesn't happen so i was like i was like like real i was like soaked yeah we're sitting

01:02:06.860 down we're like cooling down doing the cool down thing and she was doing the playlist and everything

01:02:11.800 too which was killer and then when she's like okay let's like sit up and fold our legs like

01:02:17.460 sit up straight let's take deep breaths like reach up bring into this pose right like into the namaste 1.00

01:02:24.400 pose and she goes and thank yourself for showing up today bitch I was almost moved to tears no you 0.99

01:02:30.780 are I literally felt like I woke I felt like I was like I fucking love you ladies you hear me 0.99

01:02:37.160 i just met these girls i need that sort of like affirmation and like that gets you going yeah 0.91

01:02:42.580 you're so real i was like because when i heard that i was like god you're so right i did show

01:02:47.400 up today it's so good and like especially with spin like we're tapping it back to kiss you by

01:02:52.940 one direction like yeah i'm doing body rolls like you're doing whatever i want you to do and you're

01:02:59.320 having a good time we got to go to a group class together i would genuinely i've never done spin

01:03:02.840 oh I'm so scared but I would love to try let's go to a spin class I will say sometimes when my 0.97

01:03:08.760 spin classes were not like the way that these girls are running at they're sprinting out of 1.00

01:03:14.620 the saddle in a way I've never seen legs move like that well bitch like what are you training 1.00

01:03:18.920 I'm like what do you know literally what are you training for because I'm like okay like I want to 1.00

01:03:25.040 be hitting the beat to like hello literally to like a Tyler song and like throwing my ass

01:03:31.500 that's the class yeah i want to be bouncing to 365 by charlie xdx what's going on the crunch 0.59

01:03:36.460 and a press okay so we did spin yeah uh it says you worked for the travel company

01:03:43.500 ef to recruit new host families oh so okay so i did two things at ef one i was recruiting host

01:03:52.200 families for for foreign students to come stay with their family they were they were foreign

01:03:59.840 students staying with host families in canada whoa and the fact that i was even facilitating that

01:04:06.880 at 23 years old didn't feel correct but i was talking to these people in canada and like trying

01:04:13.740 to place students at their homes very interesting that was on the off hours of work actually because

01:04:20.500 i was a hustler and i was doing a lot but the actual job at ef tours was i was selling

01:04:26.480 international trips to high school teachers to take their students abroad so if there was a

01:04:32.800 french teacher and i specifically to get even easier was working with cincinnati ohio so i'd

01:04:39.440 call i talked to this woman i'd be like donna she's a french teacher like donna your kids are

01:04:45.260 gonna be obsessed with paris she's like i know they want to go to paris i'm like no you don't

01:04:49.880 understand and you need to go to the french riviera as well she's freaking out i'm like yes 1.00

01:04:54.700 yes yes and then i would just sell you're crazy but you are a sales person bitch that is what 0.98

01:05:01.600 you are i was talking about the swiss alps like i've been there you are good it's breathtaking 1.00

01:05:07.920 you will just lose your mind you're looking at a picture oh god donna you can't even believe you

01:05:15.660 they would be like they'd be like i'm thinking about bringing my kids to australia and i know

01:05:20.600 in my head i can't present that price it's too expensive yeah so i'd say you ever think about

01:05:25.020 belize she'd be like no i'm like so i know you want to go to australia for the great barrier

01:05:31.960 reef but they have amazing coral reefs in belize but i quote her half the price done like i love

01:05:39.000 that job i was really but i think that's what's so magical about you is that you will bloom where

01:05:47.700 you're planted girl like wherever you are you are making the most of it that was the one job that

01:05:52.740 was right before we started the podcast and I'll never forget I sent an email on the last day like

01:05:58.100 a wild person and I sent the email and I was like it's time for me to chase my dreams

01:06:03.400 and um it's time for like I'm starting this podcast whatever a year later we performed to

01:06:09.940 700 people in Boston and they all were there and I was like I manifested that yeah but when I

01:06:15.580 because i felt it at that job they always made me like team morale like andrew can you say something

01:06:21.820 can you like do a little swung and dance like i was like a freaking puppet i was like yeah i'll

01:06:27.240 do a little song and dance for everybody today and i was like always the entertainment and i was

01:06:31.700 like why am i doing this at this company i could do it somewhere i can do it for myself period 0.96

01:06:35.340 that's when i decided i said we're doing this podcast yeah you're so fucking t i even when i 0.92

01:06:40.040 was in um when I was in college I wrote for my college newspaper for a while and I was like a 0.95

01:06:45.560 sports editor of my college newspaper for a while and I remember like everyone I obviously I've

01:06:50.560 always been who I am so I'm I love to tell stories I love to entertain I love to make people laugh

01:06:55.220 and so one time I went into the office that we had and one of my buddies who worked at the paper he

01:07:01.300 was older than me and he had taught me a lot of stuff but he was like I'm having the worst day

01:07:06.060 and i was like damn really and he goes yeah can you tell me a story to like make me laugh and that

01:07:12.100 was one of those times where i thought to myself i am hilarious and a delight and i can tell stories 0.82

01:07:19.340 wow i am wonderful and amazing yeah and i remember my college newspaper too that was around the time

01:07:24.840 when i was in college that it was like buzzfeed was huge at the time and like the youtube of it

01:07:29.060 all was huge and my college newspaper was trying to do like youtube videos right and they were like

01:07:34.700 well no one wants to be in them because a lot of people who write like don't want to be on camera

01:07:38.160 like a lot of people journalists they don't really care for that so like they were like who should we

01:07:41.920 ask let's ask drew because they knew i loved attention then they asked me and i remember the

01:07:47.780 first one i ever did was with one of my buddies who was really sweet and so smart but he was the

01:07:53.600 complete opposite of me like he was so like he he was like nerdy by his own admission he was like

01:07:58.940 he was nerd he loved dungeon and dragons like that kind of thing but he and i really got along

01:08:02.100 and he like they paired us together to do the bean boozled like jelly bean challenge that was

01:08:09.420 the most insane video ever I remember being so disgusted at one point I like literally couldn't

01:08:14.140 even go forward I was like I'm not trying another one sorry but I was like cracking jokes with him

01:08:17.640 the whole time jelly beans were you eating we had to do like four or five I was like hey hey

01:08:21.680 I'm sick of it and like and I remember like it we were riffing with each other and laughing and 0.95

01:08:28.120 like having so much fun that they just kept bringing me back to do shit like they were like 0.87

01:08:31.560 okay could you come back and do another one yeah do another one and that was around the time i felt 0.83

01:08:35.280 the same way where i was like you know what let me do it for myself you guys are so right yeah

01:08:39.480 i'm hilarious i needed this push thank you now it's time for me to spread my wings exactly

01:08:44.520 okay last one it says you were in the loyola student group the evergreens who welcome new

01:08:52.880 students and lead summer orientation you look at me and you say he was an orientation leader

01:08:56.820 come on you get to campus I'm like let's go you're walking backwards oh yeah we were so we

01:09:03.660 I was not only a orientation leader but evergreens I went to Loyola Maryland in Baltimore and we

01:09:09.440 had this program called Messina I think and I was with like 15 students for the entire year and I

01:09:16.780 was like their mentor basically oh which was actually really nice because I had like students

01:09:22.980 coming out to me i was like the first resource for them to like feel comfortable which was really

01:09:28.300 really nice um and yeah it was such a such a beautiful experience and i loved loved being

01:09:35.200 an orientation leader i was so classic of that and that's why also another show we can manifest

01:09:40.100 here in this year yes overcompensating yes easy done next because like i would genuinely just

01:09:48.880 want to be in orientation yeah that's it and i know that there's other people like bowman was on

01:09:54.000 it like yeah obviously love benny um but yeah seeing that too that was the closest i've ever

01:10:00.460 felt to my actual gay journey as well which is what dayson said she said the same exact thing

01:10:04.900 because we were all in college at the time yep that he films that in that time it was not only

01:10:09.140 like the the time like hearing gucci gucci on a show i was like what do you mean i'm hearing that

01:10:14.320 like that was and i was that like unfortunately like there are certain eras of my life like

01:10:19.940 i was rapping gray Sean like like every single course i was of course look look at me of course

01:10:26.280 i was a gay man in the 2010s right and like also his like his i don't know like the falling in

01:10:32.100 love with the guy that you think is gay but is actually not gay plot line is so gut-wrenching

01:10:36.920 but so integral to college especially for me for like my gay journey hell yeah um but yeah that

01:10:42.820 that was orientation into overcompensating i'm ready give me a season three because they just

01:10:48.480 filmed season yeah you you let me know you let me know well and i i think that's again i know so

01:10:54.680 indicative of who you are is like being someone's first resource and being a delight and a joy

01:11:00.220 i once sent caleb a meme i saw on instagram that was like you ever look at someone and you could

01:11:04.820 just tell they were really involved on campus very and that is you yeah i'm getting the same

01:11:10.880 energy from you it was like orientation leader it's an acapella to student government to like

01:11:15.520 spanish club to ukulele i did everything you did that's so i love that about you

01:11:20.620 you were so involved on campus yep i think that's a beautiful thing thank you i love that

01:11:27.980 and i would love to know if you have any advice for any aspiring entertainers like like i said 0.99

01:11:34.900 like i do have i am gonna suck your dick a little bit after you answer this question because i do 0.99

01:11:38.480 have something i want to say but about you and how much i love you but i i do think that you have 1.00

01:11:44.260 obviously good children has been wonderful and amazing and you have such a strong presence

01:11:48.520 online and in comedy but you are someone who is like pursuing so many different forms of

01:11:52.760 entertainment and you are someone who keeps going like no matter what no matter through every season

01:11:57.420 every change like do you have any advice for any aspiring entertainers i would say to your point

01:12:03.040 it is one about being authentically yourself and just allowing yourself to not to like I don't know

01:12:10.480 rid yourself of shame in certain ways because I have the ability to do so many different things

01:12:16.520 because I want to do that for myself and that might not be the same trajectory as like oh you're

01:12:22.100 just doing acting stay and acting I'm doing food I'm doing fitness I do whatever makes me happy

01:12:27.360 because that is who I am so I would say staying authentically authentic to yourself and also I

01:12:33.580 think in this game or like entertainment or the creator space it's like you have to allow yourself

01:12:40.620 the space to fail and it's and you cannot allow yourself to feel like a flop in that because I

01:12:47.320 have also like with the podcast and then even trying to make my own content like I was a finance

01:12:52.260 major i never saw this for myself and now i'm still learning as i go yeah and there are so many

01:12:57.840 times where i'm like god like i wish as as minute as it sounds i'm like i wish i had more followers

01:13:04.080 i wish like my video hit more like i feel like a flop but there's that is the one reason why you

01:13:10.900 would stop but i don't let myself stop because i'm like the one day something happens or the

01:13:17.000 right person sees me or whatever that's my day so that's my advice is like keep going be yourself

01:13:23.140 and hopefully it will all fall into place and it will especially for you I know that to be true 1.00

01:13:29.060 and I and this is where I suck your dick just a little bit please but I do think you are a delight 1.00

01:13:34.380 and I think you're a joy and like I said I think you bloom where you're planted and that is so 1.00

01:13:39.160 rare like it's rare to see someone who sees the beauty and the love in every phase of life

01:13:44.700 and at every new beginning at every new journey and i'm so happy for you and i'm so proud of you 1.00

01:13:51.380 and i can't wait i am gonna plug you into wherever the fuck you go if you're you know what you you 0.99

01:13:56.120 you sucked up to the right person it's me bitch there you go there you go actually i have a guy 1.00

01:14:00.340 for that that's the thing put me put me in any situation i'll make it work no and you are like 0.99

01:14:05.460 genuinely such a talent like i really do think you are so fucking funny and you have such a unique

01:14:10.660 perspective and that is what this world needs like the the world of comedy the world of

01:14:14.820 entertainment it needs uniqueness and it needs authenticity like you were saying and i think

01:14:19.420 you have all of that in spades girl and on top of that you have the the best brightest attitude i

01:14:24.420 love that about you thank you that is it's really hard to find people who are genuinely just so

01:14:30.480 happy like you and i think that's wonderful i appreciate that i think you're wonderful and you

01:14:35.180 and i are going to make out in heated rivalry together literally they're going to put me in

01:14:38.540 drag for heated rivalry we're gonna be in the heat yeah you and I buddy comedy buddy cop comedy I

01:14:44.960 love that for us honestly I saw this I'll end the show with this I saw this funny or a deadline

01:14:50.220 article that Chris Fleming posted that he him and arena shake got cast in a rom-com okay and I was

01:14:56.600 thinking to myself the two of you yeah like what oh my god I was like I have to go see it and then

01:15:01.420 I saw they were both cast as the best friends and I was like oh I got edged when I read it but then

01:15:05.080 I was thinking, me and Andrew,

01:15:06.960 we're going to be the best friends.

01:15:08.360 People wouldn't expect it,

01:15:09.520 but it also could be like,

01:15:10.500 I end up coming out as gay.

01:15:12.020 Yeah, and you're Arena Shake,

01:15:13.340 and I'm Chris Fleming.

01:15:14.320 There you go, 100%.

01:15:16.200 I love that.

01:15:17.800 I love it.

01:15:18.220 Well, thank you so much for coming back.

01:15:19.380 Thank you for having me. 0.97

01:15:20.200 I fucking love you. 0.86

01:15:20.680 Love you too. 0.97

01:15:21.180 You're now a 3P, just like Eric, 1.00

01:15:22.780 so make you tell him to eat it.

01:15:23.980 All right, I'll tell him to eat it.

01:15:25.540 I'll just call him right now.

01:15:27.760 Thank you all so much for watching.

01:15:29.100 Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Andrew.

01:15:31.120 Where can everybody find you?

01:15:32.480 you can find me on instagram at andrew muscarella um and then you can find me on tiktok at andrew

01:15:40.580 underscore musky um if you want to listen to good children we're taking a little break right now and

01:15:45.820 i am in the works of potentially launching my own podcast as well but so you have to follow me to

01:15:51.260 find out you'll see once you follow him on everything you're gonna fall in love with the

01:15:54.640 duncanette himself yeah and then you're gonna follow him wherever he goes like me it's on

01:15:57.820 thank you all so much for tuning into this week's episode don't forget new episodes drop

01:16:02.080 every wednesday you can stream the audio on all streaming platforms but the video lives for free

01:16:05.680 and exclusively on our favorite platform youtube thank you so much to my amazing guest andrew

01:16:09.700 mascarella thank you all so much for tuning in and i'll see you next week bye

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