The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - FANTASY FOOTBALL IS A MAN'S WATTPAD ｜ Drew Afualo ft. BootlegMegz ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 39

00:00:00.000 When you know to avoid him on the days his team has lost a match.

00:00:05.240 You avoid him by never dating him or talking to him ever again.

00:00:07.940 Call the police is how you avoid him.

00:00:14.600 Hey everyone and welcome back to the comment section show starring me, your favorite, everyone's favorite except the terrible man.

00:00:21.000 What else is new?

00:00:22.040 Today I have a very, very special guest, the one and only Bootleg Megs, a.k.a. Megs.

00:00:27.960 Hi.

00:00:29.380 Hello.

00:00:30.780 Welcome.

00:00:31.560 Thank you.

00:00:32.240 Thank you so much for having me on.

00:00:33.580 I'm excited.

00:00:34.140 Oh my gosh, I'm so excited to have you.

00:00:35.620 We were just talking about how we found each other during the pandemic.

00:00:39.460 COVID, quarantine hit and I think just about the same time when I was blowing up, I think October end is when I found you.

00:00:47.220 And this was, I want to say, pre-Drew blowing up really big.

00:00:52.060 That is true. 0.99

00:00:52.800 This was pre-Drew Millian, pre-I was like, f*** honey. 1.00

00:00:55.640 Because it just sounded like me and my friends talking shit. 1.00

00:00:59.000 It was great. 0.99

00:00:59.420 Which is the best thing to do, honestly.

00:01:01.440 Just very.

00:01:02.020 It's therapeutic.

00:01:02.680 It is.

00:01:03.120 Self-care, if you will.

00:01:05.460 But specifically about terrible men.

00:01:08.020 Very much.

00:01:08.340 Self-care.

00:01:08.740 Because it's, I think the internet, when we were all inside, the internet made all of us realize we all have very specifically terrible shared experiences.

00:01:16.780 Yeah, absolutely.

00:01:17.660 And before it was like, in the workplace, harassment.

00:01:20.080 And I was like, the same dude did the same f***ing thing. 0.77

00:01:23.000 Yeah, literally. 0.95

00:01:23.600 Are you kidding me?

00:01:24.200 Yeah.

00:01:25.100 Well, it's also, I think, one of those things where like, we were all so like, like, I mean, still, I guess, for lack of a better word, that we had no choice but to pay attention very closely to each other and other things.

00:01:38.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:01:38.460 That people were doing.

00:01:39.220 And that's kind of how I got started.

00:01:41.300 Almost like, by accident.

00:01:42.780 Exactly.

00:01:43.380 So like, you and I were mutuals far before I really blew up.

00:01:48.500 Ground floor.

00:01:50.840 An OG right here.

00:01:52.300 But I found you because you were always telling funny stories about your college experiences.

00:01:56.840 Ah, yes, yes, yes.

00:01:58.700 Love.

00:01:59.420 Love and adore.

00:02:00.040 I eat it up.

00:02:00.900 I'm a cheesmosa at the end of the day.

00:02:02.300 I'm a big nosy person. 1.00

00:02:03.640 Fuck yes. 1.00

00:02:04.020 I eat it up. 1.00

00:02:04.540 Gossip.

00:02:05.200 Yeah, when you tell me stories, I'm locked in.

00:02:07.600 I don't know anyone you're talking about, but I'm listening.

00:02:09.560 You know what I mean?

00:02:10.280 Thank you.

00:02:10.440 I love to laugh.

00:02:11.540 And you're so funny. 1.00

00:02:12.240 And I stan a funny bitch. 1.00

00:02:13.300 Thank you. 0.99

00:02:13.500 Feeling is mutual.

00:02:14.360 Thank you.

00:02:15.080 Funny women. 0.99

00:02:17.240 And men hate that. 1.00

00:02:20.320 Men hate a funny bitch. 1.00

00:02:21.420 They really hate it when you're funnier than them. 1.00

00:02:22.360 They do.

00:02:23.160 Can you ever tell?

00:02:24.960 Immediately.

00:02:25.600 Immediately.

00:02:26.120 Actually, this is a big thing in college too,

00:02:27.660 because I'm in a film-based program.

00:02:30.140 Oh, film bros.

00:02:30.840 The Quentin Tarantino.

00:02:31.960 You know Jay Stoops on TikTok?

00:02:34.540 No.

00:02:35.480 She's so great, but she was on my show too,

00:02:37.600 but she is a film major,

00:02:39.160 and she also talks about film.

00:02:40.960 That's like her thing on TikTok.

00:02:42.740 And she deals with film bros all the time.

00:02:45.940 She's like, I won't even talk about Star Wars

00:02:47.500 because I just like don't want to deal with it.

00:02:49.660 Any class, Quentin Tarantino.

00:02:51.680 Why?

00:02:52.400 Why?

00:02:52.860 Give me one reason.

00:02:53.540 Other than, Pulp Fiction. 0.95

00:02:55.080 And also, this is a white man who says the N-word.

00:02:57.660 Why do you like him?

00:02:59.340 Why do you like Quentin Tarantino?

00:03:00.060 Unpack it.

00:03:00.880 You know what I mean?

00:03:01.200 Maybe right now.

00:03:01.700 Maybe look inward.

00:03:02.660 Or you like feet.

00:03:03.480 Yeah.

00:03:03.900 I guess.

00:03:04.340 Well, it's like, that's what my brain immediately goes to

00:03:06.620 if you say that's your favorite director and or film.

00:03:09.880 Also, the sexual assault scenes in every movie.

00:03:13.420 Every film is very violent.

00:03:15.740 Yeah.

00:03:16.200 And I'm like, listen, cool.

00:03:18.060 Okay.

00:03:18.660 Stylistic violence.

00:03:19.600 What story?

00:03:20.480 Why?

00:03:21.240 What is it serving the purpose for?

00:03:23.000 Unpack it.

00:03:23.980 You're right there.

00:03:24.760 That's what I always think.

00:03:26.100 But yeah, film bros was like a new species.

00:03:28.760 Yeah.

00:03:29.160 They're like a new, like there's like, you know, like gym bros.

00:03:32.100 There's like alpha podcast males.

00:03:34.100 And then there's like film bros.

00:03:35.380 There's the jocks.

00:03:36.340 Yeah.

00:03:36.520 There's the nice guys.

00:03:37.640 They're all in like the very terrible food pyramid.

00:03:39.880 You know what I mean?

00:03:40.560 For me.

00:03:42.880 Dinner.

00:03:43.280 I think too, uh, when it comes to men, like not liking certain dudes who don't like when

00:03:50.900 you're funnier, I can sniff it like a drug dog in the airport.

00:03:54.500 They get quiet.

00:03:55.120 Yeah. 0.64

00:03:55.520 They like wait for you to shut up.

00:03:56.880 Yeah.

00:03:58.160 Like when you're being funny and you want to be bantering.

00:04:00.700 Yeah.

00:04:00.940 There's a difference when you're just waiting to tell someone to shut up.

00:04:03.820 And you're like, you can tell me to shut up, but be funny.

00:04:07.080 Yeah.

00:04:07.600 What?

00:04:07.980 Like, give me some.

00:04:09.380 Give me.

00:04:09.860 Where's the meat?

00:04:10.760 Yeah.

00:04:11.020 Give me.

00:04:11.540 Just sauce.

00:04:11.900 I'm starving.

00:04:12.880 Plates full.

00:04:13.960 You know what I mean?

00:04:14.680 And it's a big thing in classes.

00:04:16.000 Cause in classes, like acting classes, especially if they can want to do, just, it's the class.

00:04:21.480 We're all paying to do this.

00:04:23.160 Yeah.

00:04:23.480 It's like, you know, part of it.

00:04:25.000 Just do your assignment and leave.

00:04:25.580 Yeah.

00:04:26.080 Workshopping your tight five.

00:04:27.640 In between.

00:04:28.680 When they're like, okay, how was your weekend?

00:04:30.420 So let me tell you.

00:04:31.260 Yeah.

00:04:31.500 The elevator pitch.

00:04:32.960 It's like, it's like if someone is in the room to discover you, now's the time to do it.

00:04:36.780 This teacher, this 45 year old man who has taught the same curriculum.

00:04:40.920 Yeah.

00:04:41.240 Literally.

00:04:41.580 For the last 25 years.

00:04:43.980 He's not going to discover you, babe.

00:04:46.440 I've kind of picked that out actually on TikTok when there's like other prominent male creators

00:04:51.620 who operate within the same like space as me as far as like we get invited to the same

00:04:55.780 things, like same, similar opportunity.

00:04:58.240 And they don't follow me.

00:04:59.580 I think that's telling.

00:05:00.820 I really do.

00:05:01.800 I think it's telling at this point it's telling because it's like, if you don't like me, why?

00:05:08.620 Because you could not find me funny, that's fine, right?

00:05:11.220 But like, if you don't like me, why?

00:05:15.040 You know what I mean?

00:05:15.480 What is the reason?

00:05:16.040 No, there are a few, I would say especially male comedians.

00:05:21.980 I like use the term liberally even for myself because I'm like, I'm screaming in my room.

00:05:26.400 Yeah.

00:05:26.900 Very liberally calling me a comedian.

00:05:28.800 Yeah.

00:05:29.140 When I meet them at events and some of them have a very, I don't know, they just feel

00:05:34.080 like, this is it.

00:05:35.300 Yeah.

00:05:35.640 Like very holier than them.

00:05:36.840 Yeah. 0.96

00:05:37.320 They're all extremely lame.

00:05:39.200 You realize this?

00:05:39.960 Yeah.

00:05:40.100 We're all like talking to our phone and other people like it.

00:05:43.140 Let's just be humans.

00:05:44.520 Well, also in a space where it's just us and there's no fans, you don't have to do the

00:05:48.480 bit here.

00:05:49.380 No, just fans and like industry people, I guess.

00:05:52.320 And I'm like, bro, just say hi.

00:05:54.460 Why are you?

00:05:54.760 You don't have to do the bit here, babe.

00:05:56.460 I'm also a creator.

00:05:57.400 You feel it a mile away.

00:05:58.400 Yeah, they're like, so anyways, what's the deal with airplane food?

00:06:02.900 Am I right?

00:06:03.840 I tweeted yesterday about airplane food.

00:06:06.580 Did you?

00:06:07.000 I did.

00:06:07.900 That's a go-to for me.

00:06:09.860 So what about that?

00:06:10.500 You're lying food.

00:06:12.020 A better joke has not been written.

00:06:13.800 Why?

00:06:14.320 No, I don't know.

00:06:14.800 For how long?

00:06:15.440 It's the funniest joke to make about two people who aren't funny.

00:06:18.180 Or to say, is this thing on?

00:06:21.440 One of those.

00:06:22.260 Tough crowd.

00:06:22.780 A real like, you know what I mean?

00:06:24.360 I think sometimes too, when you, when I meet other men who I'm, whether it's in like the

00:06:29.260 creator space or just like in real life, you can literally sense when they don't like

00:06:33.040 when women are funnier than them. 1.00

00:06:34.420 Because you'll crack a couple jokes.

00:06:36.200 You know when you crack jokes and you're like, these are my crowd.

00:06:39.020 Like, these are my home runs.

00:06:40.600 Every time I say them, I bring the house down every time.

00:06:44.060 And then there's one dude who's like fighting the laugh to urge, the urge to laugh.

00:06:48.200 He's literally looking you up and down.

00:06:50.320 Yeah.

00:06:51.540 I'm like, I know I got you a little.

00:06:53.400 What else you got?

00:06:54.080 Yeah.

00:06:54.880 When I, and everyone else is laughing and they're the only one who's not.

00:06:58.320 Hater.

00:06:59.060 It's an ego thing.

00:06:59.900 Yeah.

00:07:00.240 It's a hater thing.

00:07:01.700 I can, I'm funnier.

00:07:03.300 So I'm not going to give up my laughter.

00:07:05.060 Yeah.

00:07:07.680 Dogs licking themselves are funny.

00:07:09.440 You don't have to be like amazing to be funny dog.

00:07:12.260 Someone like stumbling is funny.

00:07:14.720 Children falling.

00:07:15.240 A fart?

00:07:15.900 Funny.

00:07:17.040 Fart jokes hit every time.

00:07:19.060 The most like low brow type of humor makes me laugh.

00:07:23.840 Literally.

00:07:24.580 When I tell people, when dudes will like call me like, what do you do for your bulk?

00:07:28.900 Which is just like asking me how I put on weight.

00:07:31.020 I just tell them I take ligma. 0.90

00:07:33.400 And then they go ligma and I go ligma balls.

00:07:35.920 That's such a self report to ask how you bulk. 0.85

00:07:38.160 Why are you telling me you're weak?

00:07:40.140 That's what I said.

00:07:40.820 You're asking me?

00:07:42.260 That's what exactly what I said.

00:07:43.140 For free.

00:07:43.640 You want personal training advice for free?

00:07:45.180 I'm like, that's going to charge you.

00:07:46.480 It's going to cost a lot more.

00:07:47.740 Hourly, babe.

00:07:48.040 Yeah, hourly, babe.

00:07:48.900 For me to watch you work out and then tell you.

00:07:51.840 That's an hour and a half.

00:07:53.700 I know.

00:07:54.360 I told someone, I literally made a joke about that because I posted a video and I made a

00:07:59.760 joke about fantasy football.

00:08:01.380 I was like, tell the worst dude you know to put me in a tight end on your fantasy football

00:08:05.160 team this weekend, which is a funny joke.

00:08:07.340 And then a bunch of like 14 year old white kids are like, more like left guard, which

00:08:13.440 is an O lineman.

00:08:14.400 Those are typically the big boys, like the bigger men.

00:08:18.200 Ah, right.

00:08:19.860 So then when I said, I said, this joke would hit if O lineman scored points for you in

00:08:24.560 fantasy.

00:08:24.900 They don't.

00:08:25.440 So now you're not only admitting to me that you don't understand football, but you're 0.78

00:08:29.020 also, it's like a failed fat joke. 1.00

00:08:30.740 Swing and a miss, bitch. 1.00

00:08:31.940 A whiff. 1.00

00:08:32.660 Don't even.

00:08:33.520 Crowds booing.

00:08:34.380 Don't like football.

00:08:34.960 Don't even like fantasy football.

00:08:36.460 Yeah.

00:08:36.900 Don't even know fake football.

00:08:38.720 The version you play in your couch, even that you're bad.

00:08:41.160 Why?

00:08:42.100 Fantasy football.

00:08:43.400 I literally saw someone once tweet that they're like, men want to joke about how astrology

00:08:47.240 isn't real when they play a game of spreadsheets six months a year.

00:08:50.860 Oh, I've never been the same since I saw it.

00:08:53.300 So funny.

00:08:54.220 I had a real debate about this with my friend.

00:08:57.560 Really?

00:08:58.120 About the things we find entertaining.

00:09:01.100 Yeah.

00:09:01.700 Are whatever. 1.00

00:09:03.340 Stupid shit. 1.00

00:09:03.960 Reality TV. 1.00

00:09:04.620 TikTok.

00:09:05.200 Drama videos.

00:09:06.100 This is the thing. 1.00

00:09:08.120 Stupid drama videos about like YouTube dramas. 1.00

00:09:11.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:11.580 Like T. 0.50

00:09:12.280 Yeah.

00:09:12.680 Like unfortunate nonsense that I like to keep up with.

00:09:15.420 Same.

00:09:16.060 Getting in an argument about why, like, how is it useful?

00:09:18.840 Like this doesn't matter to you.

00:09:19.940 Like why is it?

00:09:20.500 I'm like, in principle, why is it different than sports?

00:09:24.220 Like you're watching.

00:09:25.380 Like watching them.

00:09:26.600 You're watching dudes play a game.

00:09:29.040 In kindergarten, they played this game.

00:09:30.940 Yeah.

00:09:31.280 And when they're like 40, they're like, I'll play it, but angry.

00:09:33.660 And I'll get paid a lot.

00:09:35.080 And then they buy.

00:09:36.180 And like, what's the difference between like buying merch from like Harry Styles and like

00:09:41.300 buying a jersey with a grown man's name on the back?

00:09:43.180 What's the difference?

00:09:44.600 That's merch, babe. 0.96

00:09:45.460 Nothing.

00:09:45.780 You're a fan.

00:09:46.480 You're a fangirl.

00:09:47.700 They're like, no, it's about the play statistics and the, you know, how they work and how they

00:09:53.780 shut up. 0.95

00:09:55.040 You're a fan. 1.00

00:09:55.800 You like them.

00:09:56.420 You're a fangirl.

00:09:57.180 It's okay.

00:09:57.560 They're cute.

00:09:58.300 They're all cute.

00:09:58.920 You get it.

00:09:59.460 They come out, you scream.

00:10:00.940 What's the difference?

00:10:01.760 What's the difference between that and me and Harry Ween?

00:10:03.840 What's the difference?

00:10:04.640 Harry Styles singing, dancing, francing on stage. 0.97

00:10:07.480 A man in clothes, in costume, running around with balls. 0.97

00:10:12.140 Big difference. 0.99

00:10:13.600 Big difference.

00:10:14.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:14.820 He has balls. 0.98

00:10:15.920 And then there's men playing with balls who also have balls. 0.99

00:10:19.060 What's the difference? 0.89

00:10:19.900 All the same.

00:10:20.280 Because it's what they like.

00:10:21.780 That's why I'm.

00:10:22.340 Yeah.

00:10:22.860 And I talked about that with Jay Stoops too, because we talked about how like anything

00:10:27.220 women like is inherently bad. 1.00

00:10:28.960 All of a sudden they make fun of it. 0.99

00:10:30.380 It's silly. 1.00

00:10:31.040 It's like, it's stupid. 1.00

00:10:31.960 It has to be criticized or be critically analyzed in some way. 1.00

00:10:35.400 And in a way that doesn't like apply to the other person.

00:10:39.880 Not at all.

00:10:40.080 Doesn't go backwards. 1.00

00:10:40.980 I'm like, just like the shit you like, man. 1.00

00:10:42.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:42.960 And it's okay.

00:10:44.060 Well, and also I like, I enjoy, I enjoy football.

00:10:47.260 I boycotted it for a while because I got fired from the NFL.

00:10:49.600 That was, that was me thing.

00:10:51.100 But like, I, I, I enjoy football.

00:10:53.740 That's why I like watching it.

00:10:55.260 I don't make it my whole personality.

00:10:56.980 So that's why I don't care who wins and who loses.

00:11:00.480 I don't care at all because it doesn't affect me at the end of the day.

00:11:03.620 And I always think like the men who like refuse to wash clothes, who like, like that are

00:11:10.380 like, it's like good luck.

00:11:11.900 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:11:12.540 That kind of shit. 1.00

00:11:13.420 Or like they get angry and destroy things. 1.00

00:11:16.320 I saw TikTok.

00:11:17.360 I was like, when you know to avoid him on the days his team has lost a match.

00:11:23.140 Do you, you avoid him by never dating him or talking to him ever again?

00:11:26.100 Call the police is how you avoid him.

00:11:28.720 Yeah, literally pack up your things and leave.

00:11:31.600 That's how you avoid him.

00:11:32.260 Do you hear a match losing and you're like, I should leave my own house? 0.83

00:11:36.520 I'll be damned.

00:11:37.160 We are living in a Black Mirror episode. 0.94

00:11:38.880 What is happening?

00:11:39.520 I'll be damned if Tom Brady runs me out my own house. 1.00

00:11:42.340 I'll be damned, bitch. 1.00

00:11:43.700 And oh my God. 1.00

00:11:44.480 Imagine if like Tyler Oakley had tea and I'm like, I'm pissed.

00:11:48.800 The world will feel my wrath today.

00:11:52.360 Because James Charles pellet or whatever.

00:11:55.700 Yeah.

00:11:56.500 Get out.

00:11:57.820 I have, I have.

00:11:58.520 How dare you? 0.99

00:11:58.880 I go and punch a hole in the wall because of it. 0.99

00:12:02.040 Constructural damage.

00:12:02.900 It's so funny.

00:12:05.140 It's so funny too because my boyfriend plays fantasy football sometimes and I have told people

00:12:09.440 that's arguably the straightest thing about him is wanting to play that and wanting to

00:12:13.380 win.

00:12:13.880 And he laughed and was like, you're right.

00:12:15.640 He laughed and said, you're right.

00:12:16.920 You're right.

00:12:17.360 It is.

00:12:17.660 It's a sickness.

00:12:18.620 Every man I've asked, explain it to me.

00:12:19.880 What is it?

00:12:21.180 Is it a video game?

00:12:22.200 No.

00:12:22.580 It's pretend.

00:12:23.600 It's.

00:12:24.160 It's literally cosplaying if you think about it.

00:12:25.860 What's the difference between that and reading fan fiction?

00:12:29.520 Same.

00:12:30.080 One step better.

00:12:30.700 It's Wattpad.

00:12:31.020 Because you pay money to do it.

00:12:33.200 I want fan fiction for free.

00:12:35.060 It's literally Wattpad for men.

00:12:37.480 For grown men.

00:12:38.200 It is.

00:12:38.440 Because they're writing, they're writing their own fantasy in their head.

00:12:41.060 They're like, if this is, if I was a.

00:12:42.840 If my team was this.

00:12:43.720 If I was a coordinator, this is the team I would assemble.

00:12:46.540 That's imaginary.

00:12:47.660 You're imagining.

00:12:48.700 It's all the.

00:12:50.040 I mean, you can do it. 0.98

00:12:51.220 You just can't shit on other things that women like or fan-presenting people. 1.00

00:12:55.380 Literally the point. 0.98

00:12:56.320 I'm like, everything everyone does inherently is frivolous.

00:12:59.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:00.280 It's stupid. 1.00

00:13:00.920 Silly. 1.00

00:13:01.220 Everything we do. 0.99

00:13:02.460 We have a phone that we talk to. 1.00

00:13:04.920 Shit, man. 1.00

00:13:05.720 Because we can unpack that for so long. 1.00

00:13:07.600 Yeah, literally. 0.95

00:13:08.380 It's so silly.

00:13:09.200 Just let people.

00:13:10.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:10.360 I'll watch those tea videos till my eyeballs fall out, bitch. 1.00

00:13:13.900 Seriously. 1.00

00:13:14.500 They'll fall into my mouth like a skeleton.

00:13:15.920 I will watch every single one of them.

00:13:17.680 I can't stop.

00:13:18.280 I will tune in.

00:13:19.100 And I don't care about.

00:13:20.480 Me either.

00:13:20.920 I don't care at all.

00:13:21.920 Never.

00:13:22.520 But I have to watch.

00:13:23.680 I'll watch all three minutes.

00:13:25.020 Part one, two, and three.

00:13:26.240 I'll watch all of them.

00:13:27.240 I'll literally go in the comments.

00:13:27.920 The documentary style one?

00:13:29.060 Yeah.

00:13:29.780 You got me.

00:13:30.400 Four hours.

00:13:31.060 I'll go in the comments and like the first one's like part two and I'm all click.

00:13:34.720 Open it up.

00:13:35.440 Bookmark.

00:13:36.580 Bookmark for later.

00:13:37.440 Yes.

00:13:38.080 No, literally.

00:13:39.220 Yeah.

00:13:40.000 Sometimes I'll send them to my sister and I'm like, I need to remember to watch the rest of

00:13:42.820 this later. 0.67

00:13:43.720 So, everyone's in a silly, goofy mood. 0.98

00:13:46.100 You know, just let them be silly in their way. 0.97

00:13:47.720 Why not? 0.75

00:13:48.240 That's why being funny is so subjective, obviously, because like what's funny to one person may

00:13:53.740 not be funny to the next. 0.99

00:13:55.060 But like silly shit is always funny. 0.99

00:13:57.640 Always funny. 0.99

00:13:58.340 My peak sense of humor right now is like a base boosted image.

00:14:01.020 Yeah.

00:14:01.240 It's like a shopping cart with like a sound and it says like nothing.

00:14:04.760 Lobster. 1.00

00:14:06.320 Oh, that shit hit me. 1.00

00:14:08.140 Some of the ones that I laugh so hard at, like I once followed, I didn't follow the account 1.00

00:14:12.480 but I kept watching the videos.

00:14:13.840 It was like, it was just this guy, he would put a jar of mayonnaise, like he would like

00:14:18.260 put it, he would throw it up and then he would slow-mo it and then he'd put like a

00:14:21.640 Metallica song on it.

00:14:23.420 And then all the comments were like too political.

00:14:26.200 You can't take this down.

00:14:26.740 That's peak humor to me.

00:14:27.520 Take this down.

00:14:28.440 Hilarious.

00:14:28.900 Mayonnaise on an escalator.

00:14:30.200 I thought you were going to say that.

00:14:31.360 It's just a dude that says, I'm a simp.

00:14:33.560 And it's supposed to be like explanations for each word, like each letter for simp.

00:14:37.660 Oh.

00:14:38.220 And so it's a simp, it spells down and for the M it says, mayonnaise on an escalator.

00:14:42.940 It's just a jar of mayonnaise on an escalator.

00:14:45.280 What?

00:14:46.460 Got me.

00:14:47.220 Three million views.

00:14:48.260 What is this app, man?

00:14:51.040 Three million views.

00:14:52.020 Fifty thousand comments.

00:14:53.220 Amazing.

00:14:53.800 That's why it's funny.

00:14:54.280 Never laugh harder.

00:14:55.200 Let's laugh.

00:14:55.880 Yeah.

00:14:56.060 It's so funny.

00:14:57.640 That's not funny enough.

00:14:58.700 Speaking of funny, your college experiences, how would you, how do you feel about college

00:15:05.300 experiences as a whole, the social aspect of it?

00:15:08.400 I will say I'm very blessed.

00:15:10.160 Yeah.

00:15:10.380 Shout out to all my friends.

00:15:11.420 You know who you are.

00:15:12.040 They like really made everything so memorable.

00:15:16.280 Yeah.

00:15:16.940 But it comes with its, you know, good and bad, like everything.

00:15:19.940 Yeah.

00:15:20.040 So I think at the end of my college life, looking back at it, I feel like I see patterns, not

00:15:25.280 just for like me and my, I guess, life cycle of friendships, but everyone, like your first

00:15:30.840 friend group, most exciting, never lasts.

00:15:34.140 There's like two friends you make and you like hold on to them for dear life.

00:15:37.700 Yeah.

00:15:38.140 Yeah.

00:15:38.520 And it goes through it and it's very, I don't know.

00:15:41.980 I think York, the, should I say it?

00:15:44.260 The university.

00:15:44.920 Just, it's up to you.

00:15:46.560 It's fine.

00:15:47.540 The university, nondescript university that I go to.

00:15:51.820 Yeah.

00:15:52.720 Very diverse.

00:15:54.060 Yeah.

00:15:54.240 Lots of people from all over the world.

00:15:56.740 And it's like super different than my city where I grew up from, which is very homogenous.

00:16:00.460 Yeah.

00:16:00.980 And that I loved.

00:16:02.340 It's like seeing everybody like, you know, amalgamate and somehow like know the same things

00:16:08.480 and talk to each other about, you know, similar interests, not just in your like program or

00:16:13.520 whatever, but generally.

00:16:14.660 Mm-hmm.

00:16:15.160 I loved it.

00:16:16.280 But stories for sure.

00:16:18.360 Yeah.

00:16:18.720 So many stories.

00:16:19.300 That's the best.

00:16:20.460 Yeah.

00:16:20.680 I went to, I graduated from college in 2017.

00:16:23.000 So I went, I went to the university of Hawaii, but like that was really cool.

00:16:27.240 Cause I got to move away from home, but I got to like meet people from all different

00:16:32.040 types of backgrounds and different places.

00:16:35.020 And there's a lot of international students and stuff as well at UH.

00:16:39.000 So that was something that was my favorite part of college because I feel like I've, you

00:16:43.960 know, if you want to go to some sort of secondary education, I like highly encourage you to

00:16:49.220 do so if you can and you want to, I think it makes you a better person at the end of the

00:16:53.620 day.

00:16:54.080 It forces you to unlearn your biases.

00:16:56.360 Oh my God.

00:16:57.060 Yeah.

00:16:58.060 Absolutely.

00:16:58.800 Am I a terrible person?

00:17:00.180 Yeah.

00:17:01.280 It's funny too.

00:17:02.060 Don't be anymore.

00:17:02.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:03.300 I worked out the real last of my pick me ism, like my freshman year of college, like

00:17:08.560 going into college.

00:17:09.420 Cause obviously in high school you're at, you're like apex of pick me.

00:17:12.700 Give me.

00:17:13.300 Yeah.

00:17:13.800 Oh my God.

00:17:14.480 Yeah.

00:17:14.760 And then once you go into the real world, it's almost like it got ripped out of me almost

00:17:19.200 immediately because you're in an environment where you're like almost pseudo adults.

00:17:23.520 So you're an adult, you're living on your own, but you're not fully in the real world

00:17:28.200 yet.

00:17:28.680 So you operate in this weird gray in between.

00:17:31.620 And I feel like that's when the best and the worst come out of people.

00:17:35.960 The growth really happens.

00:17:37.100 Oh my God.

00:17:37.520 Yeah.

00:17:37.860 Cause you have to like, there's nobody telling you what to do like in school.

00:17:40.700 So you make yourself whatever you want to be.

00:17:42.620 Yeah.

00:17:43.120 And you see, I think the only thing that made me realize was seeing what other people chose

00:17:47.760 to make themselves.

00:17:48.760 Yeah.

00:17:49.060 I was like, definitely not.

00:17:50.540 I don't want to be the Quentin Tarantino man in class.

00:17:55.640 Not for me.

00:17:56.520 Yeah, absolutely.

00:17:57.820 I like, um, one of my best friends, she was like my first roommate.

00:18:01.340 So I got really lucky in that sense, but she's like still my really good friend today.

00:18:04.500 But she, I was a big know-it-all.

00:18:07.800 I'm still a know-it-all to this day.

00:18:09.720 I, I attributed to my quirky Virgo, but like I am a know-it-all for sure.

00:18:13.480 You do.

00:18:14.060 Oh, you are?

00:18:14.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:15.100 Hell yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:18:16.160 I knew that's why I liked you. 1.00

00:18:17.340 That's why you're funny.

00:18:18.900 Something about it.

00:18:20.100 Something about it.

00:18:21.220 I don't know.

00:18:22.040 I guess we're just special.

00:18:23.500 We're just built that way.

00:18:24.420 We're September babes.

00:18:25.300 Me too.

00:18:26.880 Wait, what's your birthday?

00:18:27.680 September 1st.

00:18:28.520 Oh, mine's September 18th.

00:18:29.740 Okay.

00:18:30.000 Love that for us.

00:18:31.320 September Virgos rise.

00:18:33.160 But also, I know Katie's a Virgo too.

00:18:35.760 Hey.

00:18:36.920 I think for my, my friend, she was like, she's an Aries. 1.00

00:18:41.260 So like we were best friends all throughout college and with her, I always joked that like

00:18:46.560 I would never have had college experiences without her because I'm very like careful about

00:18:51.380 everything I do.

00:18:52.300 That's the Virgo in me.

00:18:53.300 And I'm a planner and she's not cause she's an Aries. 1.00

00:18:56.360 So she like helped me have a lot of fun and all these like once in a lifetime experiences

00:19:01.400 and I kept her alive.

00:19:02.920 That's like, I'm like, she would have died without me easily.

00:19:06.620 But she was, she's a big know-it-all too.

00:19:08.960 And I remember actively thinking with her cause we would butt heads all the time cause she's

00:19:13.600 a know-it-all and I'm a know-it-all.

00:19:14.640 And I remember watching her do it and I'm like, is that what I look like? 0.98

00:19:18.340 Like I literally mirror bitch holding it right up to me. 1.00

00:19:21.240 I was like, that's horrible. 0.99

00:19:23.300 I can't believe I have friends.

00:19:25.340 Literally.

00:19:26.280 Literally.

00:19:26.820 And I told her, I told her that I'm like, you made me less of a know-it-all cause you're

00:19:30.040 a know-it-all and it's insufferable.

00:19:31.560 I can't believe it.

00:19:32.780 I cannot believe I had so many friends.

00:19:34.860 I can't, I can't believe it.

00:19:36.020 And she was laughing.

00:19:36.940 She'd laugh and she'd be like, well, she just didn't care.

00:19:39.800 She was like, whatever.

00:19:41.260 Yeah.

00:19:41.440 So I guess that's a win for me.

00:19:43.820 Yeah.

00:19:44.220 She, she told me, she said, honestly, me too, because she was like that too.

00:19:48.400 And I'm insufferable also at that point.

00:19:50.780 So we really balanced each other out.

00:19:52.860 Beauty of college.

00:19:53.900 Oh, definitely.

00:19:54.660 My first friend group.

00:19:55.760 I mean, I wouldn't name them, but they were like super shitty meeting all of them and

00:20:00.240 like, just talking to them generally in life.

00:20:03.240 And I'm like, what do you want to do?

00:20:04.180 Like, yeah.

00:20:05.320 What is in it?

00:20:06.280 What is the life idea for you?

00:20:08.260 Yeah.

00:20:09.100 Nothing.

00:20:10.280 Just this weekend.

00:20:12.980 Yeah.

00:20:13.420 Just the plans.

00:20:13.980 They're very, you a planner, a future person.

00:20:16.560 Big time.

00:20:17.060 I mean, I don't have to do every single thing, but I know, okay, by the time I'm 25 this,

00:20:21.460 by the time I'm 30 this.

00:20:22.540 Yeah.

00:20:22.800 I don't have to know every single day, but it's just meeting people with no direction.

00:20:27.520 And no like ambition or anything like that.

00:20:29.540 Yeah. 0.98

00:20:29.580 And just like, think I'm stupid for wanting to do things. 1.00

00:20:33.020 I'm like, you're lame. 1.00

00:20:34.680 Yeah. 0.93

00:20:35.000 Well, people like that too.

00:20:36.240 I feel like you outgrow really quickly.

00:20:38.720 Immediately.

00:20:38.960 If you have ambition and stuff.

00:20:40.340 And then it turns into kind of like, you guys start almost resenting each other because

00:20:44.920 they don't like that you're moving on.

00:20:46.740 Exactly.

00:20:47.400 And you don't like that they're staying put.

00:20:48.640 And it's just like, toxic.

00:20:49.480 Especially the pick me-ism.

00:20:50.640 This was the pick me group too.

00:20:52.300 The first term.

00:20:53.580 The first term of college.

00:20:54.920 And these are all like, I guess women who had never really interacted with men in a social 0.92

00:20:58.800 setting before.

00:20:59.620 Yeah.

00:20:59.760 Like not to that capacity when you're in college where you see them all the time and

00:21:02.880 your parties and all of that.

00:21:04.360 Friends and stuff.

00:21:05.100 Yeah.

00:21:05.320 They've never had a male friend before.

00:21:06.700 Yeah.

00:21:07.180 And I'm like, it's just, it's whatever you make it.

00:21:10.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:10.440 They can be shitty. 0.98

00:21:10.960 They can be nice. 0.99

00:21:12.060 That's just the person.

00:21:13.880 Oh my God.

00:21:15.140 He looked at me.

00:21:16.140 I know.

00:21:16.760 Literally.

00:21:17.000 He looks at everything.

00:21:18.120 His eyes are open.

00:21:19.420 Don't talk to him.

00:21:20.460 When they're open, he's looking at a lot of things.

00:21:24.120 And it's like, I dealt with pick me's in college too.

00:21:26.900 And they're pretty, pretty, I think they're pretty more like, they stand out a lot more

00:21:32.480 in college because in high school, I feel like you're all kind of pick me's to some

00:21:36.660 extent.

00:21:36.880 Nobody knows who they're in college.

00:21:37.500 Yeah.

00:21:37.660 Once you're in college and you start growing through college, they start really standing 1.00

00:21:41.720 out like a weed bitch. 1.00

00:21:43.060 Like you're really like, I don't really like that girl. 1.00

00:21:45.620 That's so true.

00:21:46.200 It's, I, so many people.

00:21:47.620 She doesn't, she's very rude to me. 0.81

00:21:50.040 Don't be mean.

00:21:50.960 You're being rude to me right now.

00:21:51.520 Yeah.

00:21:51.820 You're really rude.

00:21:53.000 Yeah.

00:21:53.380 That's the thing.

00:21:54.040 I think people who hold on to their high school personas, when in high school, it's

00:21:57.080 like cool, I guess, to be mean or like to be.

00:22:00.040 Yeah.

00:22:00.520 Yeah.

00:22:00.700 They hold on to that.

00:22:01.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:02.140 And they're like, this made me the bad bitch. 0.99

00:22:04.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:04.980 You're just a bitch. 1.00

00:22:06.280 You're just being, like you're being very. 1.00

00:22:08.600 Yeah.

00:22:09.100 Like you're being.

00:22:09.520 You're just, you're just rude. 1.00

00:22:10.600 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:22:10.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:11.340 It's like people who are like, um, I'm just like, I'm just someone who's really blunt.

00:22:15.820 Yeah.

00:22:16.180 I said the harsh truth.

00:22:17.340 Yeah.

00:22:17.660 What truth?

00:22:18.320 That means you're, that means you're rude.

00:22:21.180 And you don't know a way to communicate a complex thought.

00:22:24.600 Yeah.

00:22:24.880 Yeah.

00:22:25.040 You can't.

00:22:26.220 Exactly.

00:22:26.860 Exactly.

00:22:27.540 Yeah.

00:22:27.840 And I think like with, um, when it comes to men specifically in college, that's really

00:22:33.720 what like solidified, like dating throughout college is what solidified.

00:22:37.820 I was like, yuck.

00:22:40.300 My ick, my ick grew and festered like over time in college, just because of how they are

00:22:47.380 just an almost feral in college.

00:22:50.820 They all seem like a glob after a while.

00:22:53.120 Yeah.

00:22:53.300 It's like some sort of hive mind.

00:22:55.260 Yeah.

00:22:55.540 And they all say and do the same things.

00:22:58.100 All the time.

00:22:58.500 No matter how different they are.

00:22:59.820 Yeah.

00:23:00.440 Like there's a white dude, Indian dude, Middle Eastern dude.

00:23:04.120 They all say the same things, do the same things, act the same way.

00:23:08.320 Yeah.

00:23:08.900 It's kind of weird.

00:23:10.080 Like who is who?

00:23:11.120 Who is feeding you?

00:23:12.100 No, break free from the matrix, my love.

00:23:14.020 Please.

00:23:14.540 You deserve it.

00:23:15.820 Yeah.

00:23:16.260 I have lots of dating horror stories, uh, from college.

00:23:19.880 And also I think too, college is where you see almost the most like, it's like, ah, what's

00:23:28.260 the word I'm thinking of?

00:23:29.140 It's like the most aggressive approach in any social setting, like whether it's a party

00:23:34.800 or you're in class, the things that men will say, and it's supposed to be a compliment, 1.00

00:23:41.240 blows my mind, bitch. 1.00

00:23:43.320 The number of, oh my God, your English is really good that I've gotten. 1.00

00:23:47.780 Oh, from men, women. 0.99

00:23:51.620 Oh my God.

00:23:52.320 Some PAs.

00:23:54.180 You're like, ah.

00:23:55.560 We were both colonized by the same people.

00:23:58.580 Same language they gave both of us.

00:24:00.880 Why are you surprised?

00:24:02.320 Twin.

00:24:03.440 Love you, babe.

00:24:04.660 Twin.

00:24:05.720 They were like, they were like shocked because I sound, I sound Indian, that's what I sound

00:24:10.100 like all the time.

00:24:11.080 Yeah.

00:24:12.100 Wow.

00:24:12.880 You're English. 1.00

00:24:13.720 I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:24:14.420 What do you want me to sound like? 1.00

00:24:15.660 A poo from the Simpsons, bitch. 1.00

00:24:16.960 It's a white man who voices you. 1.00

00:24:19.640 The 7-Eleven.

00:24:21.520 With me, because I was in Hawaii, obviously I was around a lot of Polynesian people too

00:24:26.760 and I'm Samoan.

00:24:28.100 So like when men, first of all, I think it's strange to ask someone what ethnicity or what

00:24:33.780 race they are.

00:24:34.640 That's a weird thing to ask someone.

00:24:36.300 I agree.

00:24:36.680 In a setting where you're like attracted to this person, that's weird.

00:24:40.660 It's giving me fetish.

00:24:41.740 It's giving bunch guys. 0.79

00:24:43.640 Yeah.

00:24:43.960 One time I had, no, literally, one time I had a guy come up to me and it was like, they

00:24:49.460 were like little things he would say where he would throw in Spanish words.

00:24:53.920 And I was like, okay.

00:24:56.000 Like I didn't, I didn't say anything because he was buying drinks.

00:24:58.860 So I was like, you know what?

00:24:59.900 I'll entertain the Spanglish just for a little. 1.00

00:25:02.580 And then he was like, yeah, I've never been with a Latin woman before.

00:25:07.480 And then I go, well, is she here in the room with us?

00:25:11.520 Are you talking to me?

00:25:13.000 And then he was like, yeah, like you're giving me, he said, first of all, he said a Mexican

00:25:17.580 woman.

00:25:18.360 And then he said, you're giving me Sofia Vergara vibes.

00:25:21.180 I said, she's not Mexican. 1.00

00:25:22.880 Have you? 1.00

00:25:24.600 And you're an idiot. 1.00

00:25:26.980 And neither am I, bitch. 1.00

00:25:28.500 That's what I was like. 1.00

00:25:29.500 Wrong race. 1.00

00:25:30.420 Wrong fetish, babe. 0.97

00:25:31.200 At least get the racism right.

00:25:32.820 That's what I was like.

00:25:33.280 In the sexism, at least get the racism part right. 0.95

00:25:35.740 Yeah, at least 0 for 2, babe.

00:25:37.800 You're 0 for 2.

00:25:38.580 My head, they're like, I've never been with an Indian woman. 1.00

00:25:41.220 How different do you think we are?

00:25:43.700 Different manufacturing process.

00:25:45.360 And you know what? 1.00

00:25:45.940 You're going to keep up that streak tonight, bitch. 1.00

00:25:48.060 I'll see you never. 1.00

00:25:49.100 You're going to continue not to be with a Latin American woman tonight.

00:25:51.040 Yeah, go ahead and put me in the pile of no's.

00:25:53.420 Yeah.

00:25:54.240 Yeah, I had a dude one say to me, he said, you're a lot smarter than you look.

00:26:00.180 And I was like, interesting.

00:26:02.740 I go, what do you mean by that?

00:26:03.840 You're just as smart as you look.

00:26:04.800 Yeah.

00:26:05.980 He's like, yeah, people who look like you aren't typically smart.

00:26:09.300 And I find that impressive.

00:26:11.360 Do you?

00:26:12.820 How about, do you find these nuts impressive too?

00:26:15.740 Do you find? 1.00

00:26:16.160 Bitch. 1.00

00:26:16.460 It was, the shit they say, it's just so, it's so egregious in its very nature. 1.00

00:26:22.520 The thing that they pretend is a compliment. 1.00

00:26:24.360 Because, like, it is to them.

00:26:26.380 What was this?

00:26:27.100 Maybe it was a TikTok.

00:26:27.920 It was a TikTok I watched.

00:26:29.560 Yeah.

00:26:30.000 It was one of the British shows.

00:26:32.160 It was this dude, tall, bald-headed dude.

00:26:36.640 And this beautiful, I think Indian girl.

00:26:38.960 He was like, oh, there's just, when there's a fat thing in the room, she's just funny,

00:26:42.860 bro, always.

00:26:43.900 But, like, we don't talk to her otherwise.

00:26:45.760 I'm like, so, so pay me for entertainment?

00:26:50.920 Are you kidding me?

00:26:52.060 At that point, I'm a vendor.

00:26:53.480 So hire me as such.

00:26:54.580 Honestly, this is a thing where they're like, I know every fat girl has a story about a 1.00

00:26:58.680 friend group where they're only in it because they know, as a comparative yardstick, they,

00:27:04.780 like, the pretty girl, so to speak, would look better if you go out. 0.85

00:27:08.200 I see what you mean.

00:27:09.040 Consistently.

00:27:09.620 I see what you mean.

00:27:09.920 And it's like a, you know, they're like the approach point for dudes. 0.97

00:27:14.280 Because they're like, she's just a fat one. 1.00

00:27:16.200 Yeah, yeah. 0.93

00:27:16.820 They think that's, like, the way in.

00:27:18.700 Yeah.

00:27:19.080 Yeah, that's.

00:27:19.920 And, like, so many girlfriend groups are just like, yeah, I mean, that's just the way it is.

00:27:23.740 Which is weird.

00:27:25.140 It's.

00:27:25.680 That's giving me weird.

00:27:26.920 It's giving, first, your pick me's.

00:27:28.540 Yeah, it is.

00:27:29.180 Where they're like, we need to make sure whenever we go out, we're looking the best.

00:27:32.500 You have at least, which is weird. 1.00

00:27:34.300 That's, that's weirdo shit. 0.99

00:27:36.160 It's. 0.99

00:27:36.880 When I, yeah, when, like, for me, I was like, I'm like the friend that's like, what did

00:27:43.240 you say?

00:27:43.760 Like, I was literally, in college, I was a lot worse, believe it or not.

00:27:47.260 Because I had no fear in college.

00:27:49.040 Like, I had none whatsoever.

00:27:50.800 So, I would lose it at, like, the slightest.

00:27:55.560 Any, like, you give me a sprinkle of disrespect, I'm losing it.

00:27:59.600 And causing a scene.

00:28:00.840 And I'm going to draw an audience.

00:28:02.780 And I'm going to collect tips after.

00:28:04.780 So, I was.

00:28:05.580 It's a pulpit.

00:28:06.080 Yeah, no, true.

00:28:07.040 No, truly.

00:28:08.340 So much so to the point that my friends thought it was funny.

00:28:11.640 So, they would be like, oh, go tell her that.

00:28:14.000 That's what they would tell.

00:28:14.660 Like, if dudes were being terrible, they'd be like, go tell her that.

00:28:16.640 Like, trigger you?

00:28:17.220 Yeah, like, they would say, hey, why don't you tell me, you just told me, go tell her

00:28:20.780 that.

00:28:21.320 And see what she says.

00:28:22.540 Just to be funny, because they thought it was hilarious.

00:28:24.680 Because I just had no, no patience whatsoever.

00:28:27.320 I don't even have any now.

00:28:28.580 But, at least I'm a little more, let's all laugh and giggle. 0.99

00:28:32.620 Before, it was, like, more, like, I'm going to kill you. 0.96

00:28:35.880 So, growth. 1.00

00:28:36.900 Stop breathing.

00:28:37.520 Growth.

00:28:39.620 I'm like, growth.

00:28:40.940 Growth, evolution, you know.

00:28:42.380 We all grow.

00:28:43.040 I think the same.

00:28:43.540 When I joined, I was, well, I would just avoid those people altogether.

00:28:46.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:46.940 And I would, I was like, not, I don't, shut up.

00:28:49.580 Yeah, same.

00:28:49.900 No, I don't have the space or the energy for this.

00:28:51.700 Yeah, just, like, not even giving it any energy.

00:28:53.920 Not interacting with it at all.

00:28:55.320 And I think, over time, I got, I guess, more patient with it, because I realized I'll

00:28:59.400 run into those kinds of people no matter what.

00:29:01.480 Yeah.

00:29:01.660 Like, not just here, but, like, back home, anywhere.

00:29:03.920 Absolutely.

00:29:04.280 Like, you will meet people like that.

00:29:05.780 Yeah.

00:29:06.320 And if I keep my, I guess, my cool around me, and I'm like, you need to, you know, just listen

00:29:12.340 to the thing that you're saying.

00:29:13.860 Yeah.

00:29:14.500 I remember so vividly, me and my friend, we went downtown for a clubbing night or whatever.

00:29:19.740 Yeah.

00:29:20.040 And there was a dude came up to me.

00:29:21.400 He, whatever, he said his piece.

00:29:22.980 It was very embarrassing.

00:29:24.600 And when he was leaving, he, like, petted my belly and walked behind me.

00:29:30.340 And I was like, ooh, maybe not that last part.

00:29:33.140 And he turns around, he's like, what are you telling me what I did wrong?

00:29:36.920 I want to tell you what I did wrong.

00:29:38.060 And I, in my little, like, black club mini dress with a drink in my hand, giving this

00:29:42.640 dude a Feminism 101 lecture. 1.00

00:29:44.400 And I'm like, it's the fact that you wanted to touch a body you didn't know that is wrong.

00:29:48.740 I don't know you.

00:29:49.800 Yeah.

00:29:50.060 I don't know your name.

00:29:51.020 I didn't ask for it for a reason.

00:29:53.440 Why are you touching me?

00:29:54.600 He's like.

00:29:55.480 That's a Virgo.

00:29:56.440 That's your Virgo right there.

00:29:57.900 You're like, actually, I have some notes.

00:29:59.420 I do.

00:29:59.760 I actually.

00:30:00.100 You ask me a question?

00:30:00.880 Yeah.

00:30:01.220 Yeah.

00:30:01.440 You have a notebook?

00:30:01.900 Tell me.

00:30:02.420 I do have some critiques if you're open to hearing them.

00:30:05.100 Motivation?

00:30:05.780 Corrupt.

00:30:07.340 Actions. 0.88

00:30:08.060 Lame.

00:30:08.460 Yeah.

00:30:08.760 I say that when I talk about going out.

00:30:11.620 I've talked about how I'm a big proponent of free drinks.

00:30:14.960 I say rack them up.

00:30:16.040 I say rack them up.

00:30:16.980 That's what you call reparations, babe.

00:30:18.940 And it's not what the patriarchy has done to you.

00:30:21.080 It's what it can do for you.

00:30:22.300 Agreed.

00:30:22.700 So I always say that whatever their intentions are, as far as, like, what they think, because

00:30:28.540 sometimes they'll be like, I was just trying to get to know you.

00:30:30.880 That's a lie.

00:30:31.560 Yeah.

00:30:32.240 That's a lie, babe. 0.98

00:30:33.720 Liars don't go to heaven. 0.98

00:30:34.480 Did you know that? 0.93

00:30:34.980 One of the dudes, he was, like, chatting to me and my friend, and I was like, hey, I'm

00:30:39.920 gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, be real with you.

00:30:43.360 It's not gonna happen.

00:30:44.220 Yeah.

00:30:44.400 And he got, like, flustered, animated.

00:30:47.080 He was like, oh, hold up, hold up, what do you think?

00:30:49.220 What's not gonna happen?

00:30:50.280 I'm like. 1.00

00:30:50.700 He's like, well, you're fat and ugly, so that's what I think about you. 1.00

00:30:53.560 I was not for you, bitch. 1.00

00:30:54.980 I was literally like, whatever you think, whatever you thought, when I said that, that's, that's 1.00

00:30:59.540 the thing.

00:30:59.860 That's not gonna happen.

00:31:00.800 Yeah.

00:31:01.460 Use your imagination.

00:31:02.520 And he's like, no, I just wanted to be friends.

00:31:03.800 I'm like, yeah, yeah.

00:31:04.920 I have enough friends.

00:31:05.780 That's what I'm told people. 0.98

00:31:06.780 On a Friday, outside this drunk-ass club. 0.88

00:31:09.800 That's why I say, yeah, you want to get to know me, I'm sure. 0.96

00:31:12.340 Oh, my God.

00:31:13.180 That's why, when they say, I just want to be, well, you can't have friends, you just

00:31:16.380 be like, no, I have enough.

00:31:17.540 No.

00:31:17.920 I'm good.

00:31:18.460 I'm maxed out at friends.

00:31:19.660 Like, capacity reached, you know what I mean?

00:31:21.600 If anyone falls off, I'll let you know.

00:31:25.260 In the meantime.

00:31:25.700 You can leave me a card. 0.99

00:31:26.540 Yeah, in the meantime, go to hell, I guess is what I'm trying to say. 1.00

00:31:28.900 Make your own friends. 0.99

00:31:30.080 I, yeah.

00:31:31.000 I don't want to be your friend.

00:31:32.320 Why is that the front?

00:31:33.560 I want to be your friend.

00:31:34.080 In the club?

00:31:34.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:35.760 Sure.

00:31:36.080 Sure, babe.

00:31:36.680 Sure.

00:31:37.200 Let's talk about family drama.

00:31:39.100 And I brought my card, because I was planning on buying my own drinks, since we're all lying.

00:31:44.560 You know what I mean?

00:31:45.080 Sometimes I wouldn't even take a card.

00:31:46.680 Nice.

00:31:47.160 No, that's the risk.

00:31:48.560 I'd be like, I'm going to get every drink paid for, and did. 0.99

00:31:51.640 F*** yeah. 0.99

00:31:52.220 And I did. 0.98

00:31:53.660 And I highly encourage you all to do so.

00:31:56.500 That's what they deserve.

00:31:57.640 Because they're not, there's no good intention behind chatting up a girl. 0.86

00:32:02.040 You want to talk to me while you drink?

00:32:04.300 I'll give you 30 seconds of air time.

00:32:05.680 And go.

00:32:07.300 Pitch.

00:32:07.860 Elevator pitch.

00:32:08.440 Elevator pitch.

00:32:09.060 Hit me now.

00:32:09.780 This is the Long Island pitch.

00:32:11.820 At least the bottom of this, you're done.

00:32:14.040 Exactly.

00:32:14.440 So we're going to be talking about the college experience as a whole with Meg today.

00:32:21.420 So for those of you who don't know here in the comment section, what we like to do is

00:32:24.380 bring videos that are applicable to our topic that I've been tagged in.

00:32:27.380 Bring them here.

00:32:28.200 We laugh.

00:32:28.720 If we giggle, we make fun of terrible men, y'all know the deal.

00:32:32.100 So this first video I'm going to describe.

00:32:35.420 So it's basically a college student.

00:32:36.580 She's talking about going to college parties as a plus size girl and how in her college

00:32:40.920 experience, she had to work really hard to get into the party scene because there is

00:32:44.420 so much gatekeeping and favoring of girls who are skinny, especially from frats, which 0.98

00:32:50.080 I have heard of and I believe 100%.

00:32:53.700 Absolutely.

00:32:54.640 And as someone, I went to a school that didn't have a Greek row at all.

00:33:00.100 We had like, I think a singular frat and a singular sorority.

00:33:03.480 The frat, I think I went to one party at and it got closed.

00:33:07.860 It, I swear to God, if you go inside, it looked like a haunted, like a maze, like a universal 1.00

00:33:13.640 during Halloween horror nights.

00:33:14.960 You know, everything's disgusting and there's no furniture.

00:33:17.520 It's like fluids on the floor.

00:33:18.380 I went in there once, I said, no ma'am, I will never be back here again.

00:33:22.080 And then they bulldozed that house down because it's terrible.

00:33:24.660 You're not up to code.

00:33:25.680 Yeah, so I had, I guarantee it, honestly, it looked like a mad scientist was living in 1.00

00:33:32.300 there, like Dr. Frankenstein, bitch. 1.00

00:33:34.780 But I think in those, in those situations, I never had to deal with any sort of Greek life 1.00

00:33:40.320 because I didn't have that at my college.

00:33:42.380 Do you guys have a Greek life at yours?

00:33:43.900 We did.

00:33:44.800 We do actually.

00:33:46.060 It's less now.

00:33:47.220 It's like the scope of its lesson.

00:33:49.180 But I remember the only real interaction I had with Greek life was the same friend group

00:33:54.380 in my first year.

00:33:55.920 The pick-me's.

00:33:56.640 The pick-me's.

00:33:57.320 Yeah.

00:33:57.420 The, I remember way before I joined like university itself and I'm from India, over there we know

00:34:04.580 the lore about frats and sororities being so dark and just like, what was the movie that

00:34:10.160 came out as a hunting ground?

00:34:11.800 There was like this crazy movie about like colleges protecting fraternities when its members

00:34:16.500 and especially as athletes were like, yeah, like commit, like accused of assault.

00:34:21.460 Yeah.

00:34:21.760 Or just any kind of violence.

00:34:23.000 Yeah.

00:34:23.580 And I was like, oh, so I know in my head to avoid frats and sororities with like the plague.

00:34:28.660 Yeah.

00:34:29.420 They're, as far as I know, not typically welcoming to marginalized people in any capacity, especially

00:34:36.220 if they're primarily white.

00:34:39.160 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:34:39.980 Obviously, there are some Greek lives that are different marginalized people, which is

00:34:44.640 great.

00:34:45.420 But as far as like, I'm assuming we're talking about, yeah, the majority of them are run by

00:34:49.420 primarily white people.

00:34:51.140 So.

00:34:51.460 By their rich or long dads too.

00:34:53.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:53.780 It's, it's a real weird like circle jerk. 0.95

00:34:57.460 Like they, they like give money to the school. 0.96

00:34:59.940 They get to like be involved in the school still, even though they're far past. 0.96

00:35:03.440 Have their names on buildings and shit. 0.94

00:35:04.520 Yeah. 0.97

00:35:04.980 And then, you know, they're, they're like 1% or children go there.

00:35:08.980 They stay in the house.

00:35:10.000 It's just the most, it's so strange.

00:35:12.720 The, the concept is foreign to me because I'm not someone who went to a college with

00:35:16.740 any sort of Greek life.

00:35:17.940 I remember like this experience being, they have something called Rush Week.

00:35:22.040 This is, this was my only experience with it.

00:35:24.440 And this group who, up until that point in my head, I was like, yeah, these are strong

00:35:29.460 feministic women. 1.00

00:35:31.120 Yeah.

00:35:31.620 They like it.

00:35:32.580 Yeah.

00:35:33.320 They were like, hey, rush, rush this sorority with us.

00:35:36.140 I'm like, oh, my dead body.

00:35:37.840 Yeah.

00:35:38.120 I had to go and do what? 1.00

00:35:40.220 Like fake being friends with these women for a year because I want to live in this stupid 1.00

00:35:45.340 house. 1.00

00:35:45.800 Yeah.

00:35:46.800 And it's expensive too.

00:35:47.660 And it's expensive.

00:35:48.700 And I don't, I don't know what a sorority does or a frat does.

00:35:51.480 Raise money.

00:35:52.320 I don't know.

00:35:53.140 I don't, I, as far as I know, it's as much as like my knowledge about it is like my knowledge

00:35:58.940 about cars.

00:35:59.700 It's very minimal.

00:36:00.800 And it's, it's kind of like what I've seen on TV is pretty much where it ends.

00:36:04.800 And I'm like, rush it.

00:36:05.560 I do know, I do know it's like a networking thing, I believe.

00:36:09.180 Ah, that's what, so I thought it was like a previous like alums or I guess.

00:36:14.940 Like legacy people.

00:36:16.060 Exactly.

00:36:16.520 Like legacy people.

00:36:17.380 They like have connections in the industries and you can like meet them and stuff.

00:36:21.020 Yeah.

00:36:21.380 Okay.

00:36:21.500 I guess so.

00:36:22.860 Nightmare.

00:36:23.300 I'm not doing this because there are something you have to do every single day.

00:36:26.640 Like some event, some party.

00:36:28.220 Yeah.

00:36:28.800 Yeah.

00:36:29.200 They're very, they're very strict too about like things like you can post.

00:36:33.080 Yeah.

00:36:33.100 Yeah.

00:36:33.380 Like all this like whole extra layer of pressure.

00:36:36.380 Yeah.

00:36:36.760 When I asked them, I looked at this friend group that was all women of color.

00:36:41.000 Yeah.

00:36:41.180 And I'm like, why do you want, this is an all white sorority. 0.89

00:36:44.820 Yeah.

00:36:45.340 Like just, I know you think they're sweet and they probably are, but just keep in mind

00:36:49.980 this sorority has been here for 50 years.

00:36:51.860 Yeah.

00:36:52.260 What are the chances of there not being a single?

00:36:55.400 Personal color in there.

00:36:56.780 Yeah.

00:36:57.320 And we're in a huge like metropolitan city.

00:36:59.780 There's no chance that nobody of color rushed.

00:37:02.540 Like, are you kidding?

00:37:03.220 Yeah.

00:37:03.260 Yeah.

00:37:03.580 You're like, no, we want to go because the sororities, so like each sorority has a brother

00:37:07.940 fraternity.

00:37:08.580 They're like paired together.

00:37:09.580 Yeah.

00:37:10.100 There's this really hot guy in the frat.

00:37:13.180 And you can't see him anywhere else?

00:37:15.000 I guess so.

00:37:16.200 And I was like, you're going to make this your life.

00:37:19.020 Yeah.

00:37:19.660 No.

00:37:19.860 Because you want to stare at a boy.

00:37:21.940 I'd rather live in the dorms, babe.

00:37:23.840 I'd rather live in the dorms, babe.

00:37:26.540 And my school too, like my school had like dorms for like freshmen.

00:37:31.360 And then they had apartments too for like students that wanted to stay on campus, but were older

00:37:36.760 than being a freshman because you can't live in the freshman dorms if you're 21.

00:37:41.100 So like they had apartments and I lived in those apartments too.

00:37:45.580 So like those were nice.

00:37:47.260 Like, I mean, mine was terrible to an extent.

00:37:50.220 Mine was like really, really old, but like it's nice to live on campus.

00:37:53.800 But like my point being that the living situation does not always have to center around why

00:37:59.180 you choose to join the like Greek life.

00:38:02.820 But I mean, as far as like fat shaming and discrimination, I believe it.

00:38:08.200 They do that.

00:38:09.340 I feel like they would do that at any, at normal parties in general, like that are thrown by

00:38:14.380 men, like in college.

00:38:16.460 They're going to be awful.

00:38:17.940 It's just, but like when you do, when you factor in Greek life and then that like proximity 0.95

00:38:22.200 to whiteness and like the white supremacy, it's probably.

00:38:25.140 That way a hive mind.

00:38:25.740 Yeah.

00:38:26.140 It's like 10 different chads living together.

00:38:28.340 Yeah.

00:38:28.640 It's like times a million.

00:38:29.760 Like the, the bigotry is just enhanced.

00:38:32.640 It's like bolstered.

00:38:33.860 Cause they all like affirm each other.

00:38:35.340 They're like, yeah, you're right.

00:38:36.160 Like, yeah, you're right.

00:38:37.140 You're right. 1.00

00:38:37.500 No fat bitches. 1.00

00:38:38.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:39.040 No fat bitches. 1.00

00:38:39.960 You're right. 1.00

00:38:40.500 You're right.

00:38:40.980 I put that sticker on my Tacoma.

00:38:43.020 It's on the back of my truck too.

00:38:44.760 No fatties allowed. 0.85

00:38:45.580 No fatties.

00:38:46.440 Yeah.

00:38:47.240 And I'm like, no uglies, but you're in here.

00:38:49.860 Okay.

00:38:50.220 So the comments on this video, one of them says, my mom told me that at her college to

00:38:55.060 get into frat parties, they would weigh you.

00:38:57.100 And if you're over a certain weight, they wouldn't let you in.

00:39:00.240 That's giving me pedophile.

00:39:02.000 I feel like it's okay.

00:39:02.900 If we say that, if you're someone who hyperfixates on weight, 0.98

00:39:06.160 you're a pedophile, you have pedophilic tendencies, unpack it in therapy or jail. 0.98

00:39:10.880 Before you enter the house. 0.99

00:39:12.940 So like instead of a welcome mat, a weighing scale, I'll say, I'll say yes to that in one

00:39:17.640 condition.

00:39:18.240 There's a toilet right next to it. 0.97

00:39:20.380 So if when I don't clear it, I take the most world ending shit and then I'll clear that 0.97

00:39:24.820 weight part and I'll come in. 0.99

00:39:25.460 Just absolutely blow up the bathroom. 0.90

00:39:28.000 I absolutely light it up in there.

00:39:30.080 Don't flush.

00:39:30.840 That's it.

00:39:31.180 That's my weight, babe. 1.00

00:39:31.960 That's the shit you care about. 1.00

00:39:33.120 The literal shit you care about, I get it out of me. 1.00

00:39:36.060 Literally. 1.00

00:39:36.760 Now weigh me again after I took my big shit. 1.00

00:39:39.540 You're asking for bulking tips now, bitch. 1.00

00:39:41.780 Go on. 1.00

00:39:42.720 Really? 0.94

00:39:43.080 That's so f***ed up, man. 0.95

00:39:45.060 I just think that's so... 0.97

00:39:46.680 No, I just know there's some dude called Ryan who's like patting himself on the back

00:39:51.280 for coming up with that idea.

00:39:52.420 Yeah, I literally have...

00:39:54.140 I've actually made fun of dudes on TikTok who have made videos like that where they're

00:39:59.360 laughing.

00:39:59.820 They're like, we got new decoration for the house, for house parties.

00:40:03.420 And it's a scale and they just put it by the door.

00:40:07.660 And I'm like... 0.99

00:40:09.200 Sick house decoration, dog. 0.89

00:40:11.360 I'm sure you have tons of girls. 0.99

00:40:12.760 Yeah.

00:40:13.160 When I lie, anything's possible.

00:40:15.220 You know what I mean?

00:40:15.760 I'm sure you got tons of girls wanting to come to your house. 1.00

00:40:17.480 I'm sure there are so many fat women dying to be with you. 1.00

00:40:20.420 So, I'm sure there are... 0.94

00:40:22.620 Please let me in.

00:40:23.680 Anything's possible when you lie.

00:40:25.100 With your three roommates.

00:40:27.080 I want to be there.

00:40:27.660 Well, first of all, there's seven of you living in that house, so...

00:40:30.520 You all split that digital scale too, so I was bad.

00:40:33.200 Yeah, did you guys all Venmo each other?

00:40:34.980 Yeah.

00:40:35.360 Four dollars.

00:40:36.140 Split wise?

00:40:37.100 Guys, I bought the scale for the TikTok video, so I'm going to send a Venmo request to everyone

00:40:40.900 for $7.

00:40:42.020 Just go ahead and send it to me.

00:40:44.260 Who's going to bring...

00:40:44.960 I thought you were bringing the girls. 1.00

00:40:46.480 Shit! 1.00

00:40:46.880 We all bought scales, but none of us brought girls? 1.00

00:40:50.760 They have seven scales and no women. 1.00

00:40:53.540 That's why if people tell you...

00:40:55.080 Seven scales, they all bought one.

00:40:58.500 They would have different weights programmed into it.

00:41:01.320 Literally.

00:41:02.080 I think if someone tells you that they're going to weigh you, I would say...

00:41:06.880 Well, honestly, if that were me, you know what I'm doing?

00:41:11.960 As soon as they put it down, I'm like cannonballing on top of it.

00:41:15.640 I'm breaking it immediately.

00:41:17.020 I'm going to suplex on top of it.

00:41:18.760 I'll be like, oh...

00:41:19.900 Sorry. 1.00

00:41:20.540 Guess all the fat bitches have to come in now. 1.00

00:41:21.940 Guess I'm so fat. 1.00

00:41:22.760 No, it's just because I'm so fat. 0.99

00:41:24.080 Fucking sorry, guys. 0.98

00:41:25.140 I'm literally like charging up all my power and just punching down onto it with my fist. 0.98

00:41:30.440 Knee slap.

00:41:31.340 Crack it in half, literally.

00:41:33.300 If I'm being...

00:41:34.240 Hold it up in, like, taekwondo.

00:41:36.420 Like a tide, you punch through it.

00:41:38.660 Be the scale.

00:41:41.160 If I'm being weighed, it's because I'm stepping into a UFC ring.

00:41:46.000 There you go.

00:41:46.400 There's no other place in which I'm being publicly weighed and not paid for it.

00:41:51.640 And even then, I'd be like, I'm not doing that.

00:41:54.200 No, I'm not about all this.

00:41:55.340 I have to weigh myself?

00:41:57.200 I'm out.

00:41:58.100 I don't want to fight that bad.

00:42:00.120 He can take the win.

00:42:00.960 I don't want the hit drama that bad.

00:42:02.760 I'm a big proponent of not weighing yourself, regardless of where you're at in your body

00:42:09.280 acceptance journey, because I'm a huge advocate for body neutrality.

00:42:13.300 Like, it's neither good nor bad.

00:42:16.000 It just is.

00:42:17.020 I'm a huge proponent of that.

00:42:18.620 So weighing yourself does nothing for you, in my opinion, if that's where you're working

00:42:22.520 towards, because it's an ancillary number.

00:42:25.620 It doesn't mean anything.

00:42:26.240 It also is not indicative of health in any way, shape, or form. 0.96

00:42:31.720 Whenever terrible dudes do shit like that, they always reference BMI, and BMI is racist. 0.98

00:42:36.540 BMI is literally made by eugenicists. 0.99

00:42:39.080 Yep.

00:42:39.440 Look it up.

00:42:40.100 Based on, like, the chart you use is just for white men.

00:42:43.020 Yep.

00:42:43.380 Surprise!

00:42:44.300 Surprise.

00:42:44.700 It's racist.

00:42:45.960 As are most things.

00:42:47.160 Literally.

00:42:47.920 Yep.

00:42:48.420 Yeah.

00:42:48.700 You can go ahead and uphold that, babe.

00:42:50.600 Yeah.

00:42:50.940 No, but big on body neutrality.

00:42:52.580 Same.

00:42:52.920 Because I didn't, like, I didn't really like the, when body positivity came up first,

00:42:58.100 and they were like, you slay queen, bestie.

00:43:01.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:01.520 Kill me with your weight. 1.00

00:43:02.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:03.500 It doesn't have to be that.

00:43:04.780 Yeah.

00:43:05.120 It also doesn't have to be, I hate my body.

00:43:06.920 Yeah.

00:43:07.080 It can be either, or, either, yeah, it just is.

00:43:11.700 I feel like when you're a child, when you're a child, I feel like you're in your most, like,

00:43:17.100 before puberty and stuff, when you're unaware of your body and how it affects how you're treated

00:43:22.580 in the world, that's when you're in your most, like, vigorous body neutrality area.

00:43:27.480 Yeah, because you don't, it means nothing to you.

00:43:29.860 What you put on it, what you don't, like, how it looks, how other people perceive it,

00:43:34.240 it's not even a thought that registers to you.

00:43:35.980 As you get older, you start to perceive it because it's being perceived.

00:43:39.660 So you start to perceive yourself in that way.

00:43:42.100 And I feel like body neutrality works for me because I, it's just, it doesn't matter.

00:43:47.780 Because it doesn't, it doesn't matter what it looks like.

00:43:50.220 It shouldn't determine how you're treated, uh, is the whole point for me.

00:43:54.860 So if you love your body, that's great.

00:43:57.060 If you love it and you worship it, awesome.

00:43:59.620 I think that's awesome.

00:44:00.440 But if also you don't want to care about it at all, that's also great.

00:44:04.080 Yeah, I think the thing when there was like, your body is a temple, I'm like, my body is

00:44:07.300 a Chick-fil-A.

00:44:09.260 And that's okay.

00:44:10.440 Yeah, like, I want to do strip malls sometimes.

00:44:12.940 Yeah.

00:44:13.200 Like, whatever.

00:44:13.840 Whatever.

00:44:14.500 It really doesn't matter as long as you are healthy and happy.

00:44:18.840 Can your body do the things you want to do?

00:44:20.600 And healthy has a big asterisk next to it because it's healthy on your terms, what's applicable

00:44:26.120 to you. 0.97

00:44:26.580 So not what some shithead frack guy says. 0.99

00:44:29.100 Your BMI is not. 0.99

00:44:29.940 Because he's not a doctor, believe it or not.

00:44:31.860 In the green.

00:44:32.540 Yeah, he's not a doctor, believe it or not.

00:44:34.460 He can't even spell the word doctor.

00:44:36.040 So, okay.

00:44:37.200 And the crazy thing is all the dudes who are like that are literally inside their most

00:44:42.020 intense eating disorders.

00:44:43.500 I'm like.

00:44:44.160 Yeah, they never talk about that end of the spectrum, do they?

00:44:46.920 You're tracking your micros like down to the hour?

00:44:50.140 Yeah, it's, that's also a form of a disordered eating, which is why I think, that's why it's,

00:44:57.220 you know, it's rooted in nothing more than fatphobia because they don't, if you actually

00:45:02.780 cared about eating disorders of any kind, you would care about them across the board,

00:45:07.520 not just when it looks like something you would perceive to be unattractive.

00:45:12.540 Yeah.

00:45:12.860 Not when it looks like something you don't want to ****.

00:45:15.900 Yeah.

00:45:16.340 Then it's health.

00:45:17.200 Yeah.

00:45:17.640 Yeah.

00:45:17.860 Then all of a sudden.

00:45:18.700 We just love you.

00:45:20.140 I don't want you to be here long. 0.99

00:45:21.240 I'll kill myself now. 0.99

00:45:22.460 To the point in front of you. 1.00

00:45:23.480 Just because you said that.

00:45:24.540 Because you want me here longer. 1.00

00:45:26.440 Shut up. 1.00

00:45:27.520 Okay. 0.99

00:45:27.860 So this next comment says, my sister told me about how when she was at a party, the

00:45:32.620 frack I said anyone over 150 had to leave and they made, they made them and watched

00:45:38.640 her walk out the door. 0.56

00:45:42.940 Anyone over 150.

00:45:45.160 Embarrassing.

00:45:45.560 Listen, if you're over 150, that does not mean that you're unhealthy, first of all. 0.98

00:45:54.620 But second of all, that's such a weird, bitchless dude thing to say. 0.92

00:46:00.180 It really is. 0.96

00:46:01.500 Like you get no.

00:46:02.420 Call that dude's mother. 1.00

00:46:03.400 You get no pussy and it's obvious. 1.00

00:46:06.280 Like it's just, it stinks. 1.00

00:46:07.540 You just know he pulled that number out of nowhere.

00:46:09.300 And you know what, when they fat shame you, they'll always say 225.

00:46:14.820 I'm not even kidding you, 225 is like the number they always say.

00:46:18.980 225.

00:46:19.620 And it's so specific and it's because that's the weight they wish they were.

00:46:23.420 Because they're 175 and they can't get past it. 1.00

00:46:27.820 No matter how much meat they eat.

00:46:29.540 No matter how much protein they intake.

00:46:32.000 Snorting pre-workout.

00:46:32.900 Yeah, they can't break 190 and that's their cross to bear. 0.68

00:46:36.800 And they take that out on you.

00:46:38.100 I speak that from experience, babe.

00:46:40.180 Oh my God.

00:46:40.860 But I think like.

00:46:42.420 Just screaming a number.

00:46:43.800 Yeah, we'll see.

00:46:44.600 And then, you know, they'll bitch about height. 1.00

00:46:46.500 Like they'll bitch about women being like, okay, well then you can't be 5'6". 0.96

00:46:50.380 And then they're like, oh, see, this is why men are so unhappy. 0.99

00:46:55.580 This is why we should be fat phobic.

00:46:55.940 Yeah, this is.

00:46:57.140 Because I'm short.

00:46:57.820 Oh, my favorite, my favorite argument they make is they'll say, uh, you can change your

00:47:03.860 weight, but you can't change your height.

00:47:05.720 Have you tried?

00:47:07.060 Surgery?

00:47:07.640 Why don't you try, why don't you try, why don't you try a little harder?

00:47:10.600 How about that? 1.00

00:47:11.480 Why don't you put your, like, axe to the grind, bitch. 1.00

00:47:16.540 That's right. 1.00

00:47:17.040 Well, and at the same note, if that's the case, you're not discriminated against because

00:47:21.580 you're short.

00:47:23.080 You know what I mean?

00:47:23.980 I know a single short dude who's like, my life is different because I'm short.

00:47:27.480 Yeah.

00:47:28.080 Napoleon Bonaparte.

00:47:29.300 Okay. 1.00

00:47:29.460 Who else, bitch? 1.00

00:47:30.760 Shit. 1.00

00:47:31.620 And he lost. 1.00

00:47:32.680 And he lost.

00:47:33.280 So, there you go.

00:47:34.360 And he was banished.

00:47:34.960 Yeah.

00:47:35.860 Embarrassing.

00:47:36.380 And everyone still makes short jokes about him.

00:47:38.800 Napoleon, nothing you did matter.

00:47:40.380 I'm so sorry.

00:47:40.620 A hundred, like, centuries, centuries later.

00:47:42.920 That's the only thing they remember.

00:47:45.300 The only thing they remember about that guy is that he was short, and you know why?

00:47:48.720 Because he was awful. 0.99

00:47:50.460 He was an awful person. 0.98

00:47:51.460 The myths that he did power crazy things because he was short. 0.79

00:47:55.380 Yeah.

00:47:55.720 Napoleon Complex.

00:47:56.380 Your descendants.

00:47:57.480 Yeah.

00:47:57.920 Please, man.

00:47:58.720 Those are your ancestors.

00:48:00.100 Take it up with them.

00:48:00.580 Is this your homeboy?

00:48:01.440 Come get your homeboy, man.

00:48:03.220 He's bullying people in the gym.

00:48:05.500 Yeah.

00:48:07.360 Go get your great, great, great grandson.

00:48:09.960 Okay? 1.00

00:48:10.900 He's acting a fool. 1.00

00:48:12.340 He's acting a fool at the Crunch Fitness. 1.00

00:48:14.380 It's like, it's, I just think like, that's how I said it. 1.00

00:48:20.120 It's just bitchless dude behavior. 1.00

00:48:21.500 Like, you have never seen a vagina in real life, and it's obvious to me. 1.00

00:48:26.460 Anyone below 150, leave. 1.00

00:48:28.780 Okay.

00:48:29.160 Everyone who has access to their daddy's bank account, leave.

00:48:32.880 Leave. 0.99

00:48:33.160 Empty house.

00:48:34.260 The house shuts down.

00:48:36.320 Gets foreclosed off.

00:48:37.580 No, literally.

00:48:38.660 I think it's too like, or it's like, if you, if it can't get past the cheeks, you could

00:48:43.220 just say that.

00:48:44.460 That's okay.

00:48:45.620 There's no length.

00:48:46.480 It's alright.

00:48:46.900 It's such a, it feels like so much of the time when they're defending their stances,

00:48:51.660 they're like, trying to find something that they can latch onto to make fun of.

00:48:57.360 Yeah.

00:48:57.780 Just something.

00:48:58.420 So we're like, oh, we can't make fun of your astrology.

00:49:00.360 We can't make fun of your TV shows. 1.00

00:49:02.460 You're fat. 0.99

00:49:03.780 Okay. 0.99

00:49:04.640 Okay.

00:49:05.820 Recess?

00:49:06.800 Bad boy.

00:49:07.760 Okay.

00:49:08.140 Put a time out.

00:49:08.840 Yeah, it's like, okay. 1.00

00:49:10.880 It's a real childish shit. 0.99

00:49:12.300 I'm like. 1.00

00:49:13.360 Well, it's also like, okay.

00:49:16.540 Women have to deal with the constant scrutiny of their looks all the time from a very, very 1.00

00:49:21.600 young age.

00:49:22.440 So it doesn't faze us anymore.

00:49:24.500 For the most part, it doesn't faze us. 1.00

00:49:26.700 You call a dude short one time, he's going to hold that for the rest of his life, bitch. 1.00

00:49:34.000 It's going to be a life altering moment for him. 1.00

00:49:36.540 If you call a dude ugly, you call a dude short, you tell him his hairline sucks ass. 1.00

00:49:41.940 When he introduces you, he'll be like, oh, this is that girl. 1.00

00:49:44.680 She called me short this one time.

00:49:46.360 Yeah.

00:49:46.800 Forever.

00:49:47.240 Yeah.

00:49:47.740 That would be your descriptor to it.

00:49:50.000 Yeah, just to the end of time, he's going to hold on to that.

00:49:53.360 She called me short. 1.00

00:49:54.100 And I'm counting on it, bitch. 1.00

00:49:55.820 So when you're terrible. 1.00

00:49:56.940 Take it.

00:49:57.180 Take it with you.

00:49:57.420 I promise you I'm going to find something that's going to. 0.99

00:49:59.680 See, like when sometimes when I say shit, sometimes people will be like, oh, you went 0.99

00:50:03.180 too easy on him. 0.99

00:50:04.200 You should have said this.

00:50:04.820 You should have said that.

00:50:05.460 I'm like, babe, I'm going for the one that implants like like literal poison.

00:50:12.340 It's spread slowly, but efficiently. 0.97

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00:51:17.620 I've bought real estate.

00:51:18.640 And he like puts his shoes on.

00:51:19.900 She said I'm short.

00:51:21.300 Yeah, dude.

00:51:21.840 One time, one time I made a video about this guy and I talked about that his his shoes

00:51:28.260 looked like they were about a size eight, which is offensive to most men.

00:51:32.140 You want to talk about you want to make fun of a dude, but don't want to say a short joke

00:51:35.080 or a hairline.

00:51:35.720 Talk about his feet.

00:51:36.780 Talk about how small they look.

00:51:38.420 Yeah.

00:51:38.800 Talk about how small they look.

00:51:40.440 Say like, what are you like a seven and a half? 1.00

00:51:42.480 I promise you they'll never forget that shit. 1.00

00:51:44.640 They'll hold on to that. 1.00

00:51:45.680 I'm a size 10.

00:51:46.680 I said a bunch of other terrible things and that was the only thing he wanted to talk

00:51:51.480 about in his response to me.

00:51:52.780 He's like, and yeah, maybe I am a size eight.

00:51:55.960 I just took a shot in the dark and I was right.

00:51:57.980 Yeah.

00:51:58.340 Look at my shoes.

00:51:59.420 And he's like, yeah, I do have.

00:52:01.540 Yeah.

00:52:01.720 You know what?

00:52:02.140 I actually do have.

00:52:03.280 I do have small feet.

00:52:04.340 I'm all got him.

00:52:07.620 Why would you?

00:52:08.720 That's what you call a got him.

00:52:10.380 You know what I mean?

00:52:11.080 Like, and I had, yeah, and then his buddies like were also like terrible gym dudes and

00:52:18.500 they were stitching me and they were like, oh my God, I saw this one.

00:52:23.180 Oh, I wish I, to this day, I wish I saved it because it made me laugh so hard, but he

00:52:27.820 literally, it's nighttime, like late night, like probably like midnight.

00:52:32.420 He's in a parking lot, car doors open, headlights on.

00:52:36.400 He's using like something to prop his phone up.

00:52:39.220 He takes his shirt off and he's like, make fun of me.

00:52:43.320 I'm about, I'm about five, six.

00:52:45.900 My shoe size is an eight and I have struggled to put muscle on my legs.

00:52:51.260 Babe, self-own.

00:52:52.840 You did my job for me.

00:52:54.460 Why am I screaming for you?

00:52:56.820 He's screaming in a parking lot.

00:52:58.080 And I've never seen that guy in my life.

00:52:59.160 Never talked about him.

00:53:01.260 That's the kind of effect you want to have on men like that.

00:53:03.620 You want to live.

00:53:04.300 You're just like going werewolf.

00:53:05.820 The fact that he was like having a full, like, like almost like life transforming moment

00:53:14.140 and I didn't even talk about him and he just, he just hated what I said about that other

00:53:17.820 dude because he's also terrible. 0.51

00:53:19.560 Shoe fit too tight.

00:53:20.540 I'm small.

00:53:21.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:21.860 He's like, I'm also small and you're probably going to make fun of how uneven my nipples 0.99

00:53:26.640 are, babe. 0.98

00:53:28.240 Nobody said that.

00:53:29.020 But now that you offered this, dinner, yum, yum for me.

00:53:34.960 Yeah.

00:53:35.400 One time I taught this.

00:53:37.120 Oh my God.

00:53:37.660 This one dude. 0.99

00:53:38.500 I talked about him once and I said that his nipples were so like drawn out, like long. 0.99

00:53:45.200 Sharp. 0.99

00:53:45.720 I said, village wet nurse, babe. 0.99

00:53:48.120 Who's been suckling at them teats for that long? 0.99

00:53:52.000 Like droopy nips. 0.89

00:53:53.300 Droopy.

00:53:53.660 That's the new one.

00:53:54.500 Yeah.

00:53:54.720 And he, he literally made a video in response. 0.98

00:53:57.460 He was like, yeah, you know, I do have saggy nipples, like trying to play it off. 0.96

00:54:01.700 I was like, this is embarrassing for you. 0.98

00:54:04.560 That's really embarrassing for you.

00:54:05.940 And he made one of the worst videos I've ever seen ever in my life. 0.99

00:54:09.560 He said like, if you're fat, if you're depressed, if you have any sort of mental illness, it's 0.97

00:54:14.960 because you don't work out. 0.87

00:54:16.260 And like, maybe you should care about yourself more and go work out like me had the nerve

00:54:20.880 to do that. 0.50

00:54:21.460 And the teats are raw.

00:54:23.940 Like he just bore a fresh litter and he's out here trying to tell other people.

00:54:27.960 I said, no, this is the thing for me.

00:54:29.620 The dissonance in these people's heads.

00:54:31.480 And I'm like, you clearly hate this so much because you would hate to be perceived like

00:54:35.840 that.

00:54:36.100 Yeah, absolutely.

00:54:37.560 It's like all, all like fitness bro content.

00:54:40.260 It's a projection.

00:54:41.280 It's like, I don't know. 1.00

00:54:43.020 I hope you think I'm ugly and stupid. 1.00

00:54:44.380 We do. 1.00

00:54:44.980 Yep. 1.00

00:54:45.220 We think you're ugly and stupid. 1.00

00:54:46.260 Okay, so this next video, it's two female UCLA students are being interviewed about what 1.00

00:54:55.520 it's like being a woman in STEM at the school.

00:54:58.880 And she says 80% of her classes were predominantly men.

00:55:02.360 And there has been exclusivity and gatekeeping a lot of her school's resources or clubs for

00:55:08.260 STEM majors like herself.

00:55:09.740 And that seems like to be expected in something like STEM.

00:55:15.220 That is a tough industry to go into.

00:55:18.880 I think the, the weird gatekeeping of information makes no sense to me because isn't the whole

00:55:24.080 point to like share the knowledge, you know, like evolutionary goals.

00:55:30.880 But she's a lady scientist. 1.00

00:55:32.460 Remember?

00:55:32.940 So, so I'd rather, rather not evolve than let a lady take care of it. 1.00

00:55:38.220 I'd rather not progress society as a whole than let a woman take charge. 1.00

00:55:42.660 A lady in my lab, the sodium would be different. 1.00

00:55:48.780 There's just no way it would be the same.

00:55:50.880 That's so, that's to be expected, unfortunately.

00:55:54.460 Yeah, that's about like clubs and like resources and stuff because it's probably previous STEM dudes

00:55:57.860 who've been mostly male.

00:55:59.360 Yep. 0.99

00:56:00.220 That sucks, dude. 0.98

00:56:01.380 Well, just like knowledge, knowledge, that's what you want to gatekeep. 0.99

00:56:07.120 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:07.840 Like information that could be helpful to society as a whole.

00:56:12.280 You don't want, you don't want more people in there, like more ground to cover.

00:56:18.040 This actually, oh my God, this reminded me of like, what's the historical name?

00:56:21.640 I think her name was Franklin.

00:56:22.860 Like the person who invented, who discovered the double helix structure of DNA.

00:56:26.600 Yeah.

00:56:27.000 It was a woman and she like wrote it down and discovered it, discovered it. 0.98

00:56:30.520 Yeah.

00:56:31.100 But years later, two dudes, who was the, the, Quicks and Watts?

00:56:36.480 Quicks, whatever.

00:56:36.980 The famous, the famous model that's based on, just took her little research, put it as a

00:56:43.000 part of their study and now it's their double helix model.

00:56:46.060 Yeah.

00:56:46.480 And it just, I don't know.

00:56:48.580 I always thought in some fields at least, like creative fields, that bias you can never

00:56:53.240 hide very well.

00:56:54.440 You'll see it.

00:56:54.880 Yeah.

00:56:55.280 But I always felt that in STEM fields at least, in science fields where the work is information

00:57:00.220 based, the work is like data based.

00:57:02.620 Yeah.

00:57:03.700 There wouldn't be a gender bias.

00:57:05.260 No, truly.

00:57:05.980 A frog is a frog. 0.62

00:57:07.760 Come on, cut it open. 0.77

00:57:08.800 What's the problem? 1.00

00:57:10.220 Hot shit, man. 1.00

00:57:11.220 Well, like DNA, like that's the shit you want to, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:57:15.300 Fight about? 1.00

00:57:16.000 Yeah.

00:57:16.460 Like, people are looking at the same thing.

00:57:18.480 Well, and I just think this is the, along the same lines as the argument when men are 0.99

00:57:23.100 like, you're going to talk shit on men and men built the world around you. 0.98

00:57:27.900 The building, the Wi-Fi, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:57:29.640 The Wi-Fi.

00:57:30.520 They go, they always say Wi-Fi. 1.00

00:57:32.240 They always say that shit. 1.00

00:57:33.420 The dreams. 1.00

00:57:34.000 Yeah, the drama. 1.00

00:57:35.340 Bitch, I'll hook this iPhone up to an Ethernet cable. 1.00

00:57:37.280 Don't play with me. 1.00

00:57:38.280 Right?

00:57:38.480 I'll be Amish.

00:57:39.640 I'll find a way.

00:57:40.580 I'll literally, I'll regress back to pilgrim times. 0.88

00:57:44.340 Back to when I was colonized.

00:57:47.460 I'll go back there if that's what it takes. 0.99

00:57:49.340 But I literally, when you see shit like that, I've said before, we have no idea how much women 1.00

00:57:57.320 have contributed to society. 0.99

00:57:58.420 We have some understanding. 0.99

00:58:00.020 But do you know how many men took credit for shit that was not theirs? 0.99

00:58:05.300 You have no idea how much women have contributed. 1.00

00:58:07.420 Just like that story where, like, Albert Einstein's wife is responsible for, like, a huge portion 0.99

00:58:15.100 of his work because she was doing his math and shit. 0.99

00:58:18.020 The calculations? 0.99

00:58:18.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:18.880 Damn, I didn't even know that. 0.99

00:58:19.820 Yeah, so he obviously took credit for it because women were not recognized in that field 0.99

00:58:24.280 literally at all.

00:58:25.020 And obviously, he's, like, a pioneer in that department.

00:58:28.840 You can't study physics without Einstein? 0.99

00:58:30.720 Like, damn. 0.99

00:58:31.240 Yeah, and so, like, she was a huge piece to him succeeding in that field. 0.99

00:58:35.100 Ada Lovelace, first computer network, nobody. 0.96

00:58:38.540 No, no credit.

00:58:39.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:40.120 And you have no idea how many women, like, some women, I guarantee you, I bet you, someone 1.00

00:58:45.760 tell me if this is true.

00:58:47.460 But, like, I bet you some women gave their information to other men and they were like, 1.00

00:58:51.420 just take it.

00:58:51.980 Like, they need to figure, they need to know this.

00:58:54.100 You need the info.

00:58:55.060 We need the info for the progression of society as a whole.

00:58:58.200 Not even thinking about how many women probably wrote under a man's name.

00:59:01.300 That's what I'm saying.

00:59:01.920 Like, a man's pseudonym.

00:59:02.940 Yeah. 0.96

00:59:03.160 To get the f***ing info. 0.86

00:59:03.960 I guarantee it. 0.87

00:59:04.720 Or gave it to some dude.

00:59:05.800 They're like, take this and go tell the world they need this information.

00:59:09.420 And they're like, I will take this.

00:59:10.620 And they're like, thank you. 1.00

00:59:11.720 Don't threaten me with a good time, bitch. 1.00

00:59:13.940 I'll take that credit. 1.00

00:59:15.040 Hell yeah.

00:59:16.160 Someone tell me if that happened.

00:59:17.380 I guarantee you it did.

00:59:18.620 Or they were just, it was just stolen.

00:59:20.260 It did.

00:59:20.700 But, I mean, I have a strong feeling that that's happened.

00:59:26.240 There's no way we've lived this long as a civilization.

00:59:29.760 And women have not contributed anything substantial. 0.99

00:59:32.900 A woman invented beer.

00:59:34.100 Yeah.

00:59:34.940 Yeah.

00:59:35.620 Their life source.

00:59:37.040 Yeah.

00:59:37.700 Water.

00:59:38.500 Their nectar.

00:59:40.720 Their living fluid.

00:59:42.540 Oh, the ladies. 1.00

00:59:43.120 Don't drink it anymore.

00:59:44.440 It's for women. 1.00

00:59:45.680 Just like, I think, women invented, like, it's not Wi-Fi. 1.00

00:59:50.700 Well, maybe it was Wi-Fi, honestly.

00:59:52.340 But, like, it was, like, security systems for homes and businesses.

00:59:57.280 It's created by a woman. 1.00

00:59:58.460 The telephone.

00:59:59.200 It was either the, not the telephone, but, like, voicemail or something.

01:00:02.040 Caller ID.

01:00:02.520 Oh, caller ID.

01:00:03.620 That's what it is.

01:00:04.100 Caller ID.

01:00:05.280 And that's why you know when to not answer when your mom calls.

01:00:08.560 And I think you should thank a woman for that.

01:00:10.420 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:11.820 Oh, what was it?

01:00:13.500 A woman was a part of the, like, the source code writing for the moon landing? 0.98

01:00:19.080 Yep.

01:00:20.640 It's like, I'm saying even when maybe one, one in ten, you know, people working in STEM fields

01:00:29.300 were women. 0.97

01:00:29.780 Even then we were doing huge contributions.

01:00:32.860 Yeah.

01:00:33.480 And I'm not even going to say, oh, it's because they were women they did it. 1.00

01:00:36.040 It's because they loved the subject, like, everyone else.

01:00:38.760 Because they're good at the job.

01:00:40.760 Yeah.

01:00:40.840 The fact that you hate a woman more than you love your subject is crazy.

01:00:47.100 The misogyny is embedded in there.

01:00:50.700 But, no, that's what I said.

01:00:52.620 Like, if you're telling me if there was, like, the vaccine for, like, what we already have

01:00:57.840 one for, like, the flu, for example.

01:00:59.760 If it was created by a woman, tell me if it was. 1.00

01:01:01.680 I would love to know.

01:01:02.940 And you're telling me that they'd be like, nah. 0.88

01:01:06.040 People, I'd rather let people die. 0.63

01:01:07.660 Oh. 1.00

01:01:08.160 I'd rather let them die than give a woman credit for this. 1.00

01:01:10.840 Die. 1.00

01:01:11.320 That's nice. 0.98

01:01:12.520 And that's, and some people are like that.

01:01:14.360 There was literally a case about that.

01:01:16.500 I think her name is Henrietta Lacks.

01:01:18.520 And it was her DNA that led to huge breakthroughs in, like, AIDS, like, not AIDS curing, but,

01:01:25.260 like, AIDS treatment.

01:01:26.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:26.800 And they never told her.

01:01:28.360 They literally stole her DNA.

01:01:30.120 And it was because something very unique about her DNA, it would replicate a lot, it would

01:01:34.360 self-replicate and be, like, stable.

01:01:36.580 Yeah.

01:01:36.860 And it was something crazy.

01:01:38.320 Like, if you guys know, like, look it up.

01:01:39.760 Yeah.

01:01:40.180 But it was amazing.

01:01:41.600 And it's called the Heelavax, the H-E-L-A. 0.90

01:01:44.500 And it's her name.

01:01:45.840 And it was centuries before her family even knew.

01:01:49.180 They literally stole her DNA.

01:01:51.120 And they were, like.

01:01:51.800 And made world-changing drugs.

01:01:53.280 And they were, like, hmm, that's for me.

01:01:55.520 And then they pop out, like, grandkids that are, like, men built the world on TikTok.

01:02:01.400 They built the world.

01:02:01.800 Men built the world that you live in, including the internet. 0.98

01:02:05.060 Like, whatever the f*** they say. 0.60

01:02:06.400 And then when they say that, too, if someone says that's you, too, your response can always 0.97

01:02:09.980 be, are you one of them?

01:02:11.620 What did you do?

01:02:12.940 Did you discover the double helix?

01:02:14.940 No? 1.00

01:02:15.520 Okay, then I guess we're all useless, bitch. 1.00

01:02:18.100 We contributed the same to society in that sense. 1.00

01:02:19.960 I'm also a silly goose online, so. 0.97

01:02:23.060 They're the fantasy footballers. 0.97

01:02:24.560 Yeah.

01:02:25.520 Now you play a game of spreadsheets.

01:02:27.920 So, your thanks to the men who did it.

01:02:30.240 Those men we will thank.

01:02:31.920 Okay?

01:02:32.440 Not your fanfic football.

01:02:35.640 Thanks to those men, you get to play your game of spreadsheets.

01:02:39.680 Thanks.

01:02:40.060 Thanks, sorry.

01:02:40.920 Now you get to play pretend.

01:02:42.560 Thank your ancestors.

01:02:44.140 But it was men. 1.00

01:02:46.500 Shut up. 0.99

01:02:47.580 Yeah, when they, the whole fallacy, too, of, like, working, like, men working. 0.97

01:02:52.380 As far as, like, that's their job is to work and provide.

01:02:57.780 I always think, like, that's because you told us to stay at home, babe.

01:03:02.700 They always bring up the draft, too.

01:03:04.280 And I always say, first off, true intersectional feminism does not believe in the draft. 1.00

01:03:09.740 Nobody should be drafted against their will.

01:03:11.680 That's one.

01:03:12.280 But two, and more importantly, whose fault is it that only men get drafted?

01:03:16.840 Whose fault is it that you don't have wars so much that you need your citizens to go fight?

01:03:23.620 Yeah, against their will.

01:03:24.840 Against their will.

01:03:25.700 Not trained, nothing.

01:03:26.840 And they said, women aren't capable of going to war, so I'm only drafting men.

01:03:32.220 That wasn't on me.

01:03:33.060 That's really on you, babes.

01:03:34.460 That wasn't on me.

01:03:35.780 It's not even your war.

01:03:37.160 It's your grandparents' war.

01:03:38.400 No, truly. 1.00

01:03:38.800 They don't got shit to do. 0.99

01:03:40.560 They're just sitting in Congress. 0.99

01:03:42.280 Check your peers, babe.

01:03:43.620 Ask your ancestors why they did that to us.

01:03:45.860 That's misogyny. 0.66

01:03:46.760 That's totally patriarchy. 0.99

01:03:47.780 Oh, my God.

01:03:48.500 So much of the women in work argument where they were like, but yeah, of course they're 1.00

01:03:53.120 not getting paid the same amount for the same work, all this shit. 0.98

01:03:55.680 I'm like, women were allowed to enter the workforce 60 years ago. 0.97

01:03:59.680 Yeah.

01:04:00.180 We got the right to vote 100 years ago, 1919, just about 100 years ago.

01:04:04.660 We got the right to own our own credit cards and our own bank accounts and our own property

01:04:09.620 without having to put our husband's names or our father's names less than 70 years ago.

01:04:15.060 And we still consume so much of your work market.

01:04:18.060 So we had a fraction of the fraction of your time.

01:04:20.820 So maybe pick up the pace, babe.

01:04:23.480 Time sheets.

01:04:24.340 Maybe quit lagging.

01:04:26.440 You know what I'm saying?

01:04:27.200 We have nothing to compare it against now.

01:04:29.180 Yeah.

01:04:29.360 Now, when you went to war, do you know how you still needed milk in the fridge?

01:04:34.240 That's what I said, too.

01:04:36.040 I said, when you guys go to war, what were women doing? 1.00

01:04:39.080 Sitting around having pillow fights like you guys think? 1.00

01:04:41.820 Or were they in the factories, bitch? 1.00

01:04:44.220 Like, making the shit to send to you to go to war. 1.00

01:04:47.840 Keeping the world moving. 1.00

01:04:48.880 They're so in parachutes.

01:04:49.900 Making military rations.

01:04:52.500 They always so conveniently forget that.

01:04:54.920 The government asked women to be part of the workforce.

01:04:57.660 They also asked them to leave the workforce.

01:04:59.640 When the war ended, they were like, time to leave it up to the men. 1.00

01:05:03.000 Girl, get out of here, you bitch. 1.00

01:05:04.220 Get back to that kitchen. 1.00

01:05:05.460 And they were like, we like it.

01:05:06.740 Okay, but only if you wear pretty dresses. 0.99

01:05:09.280 And we can touch your butt when we want to. 1.00

01:05:12.680 I have to be able to goose you. 0.99

01:05:14.880 Otherwise, you cannot work here.

01:05:16.420 It's only fair.

01:05:17.800 I keep the war. 1.00

01:05:19.460 They're like, I went to war for you, bitch. 1.00

01:05:22.440 And they're like, well, no. 1.00

01:05:23.360 That was really for them.

01:05:25.120 That was for you.

01:05:26.220 Uncle Sam, really.

01:05:27.020 I just so happen to be alive at this time.

01:05:29.240 So it's unfortunate for me. 0.97

01:05:30.760 It sucks. 0.94

01:05:31.380 It's like, when you look at history. 0.98

01:05:32.960 I know I talked about, I had a video a while ago where a guy was like,

01:05:37.420 what if men treated women the same way women treat men? 1.00

01:05:41.560 And I was like, like shit? 1.00

01:05:43.760 Is that what you mean? 1.00

01:05:45.260 Newsflash.

01:05:45.820 They already do that. 0.98

01:05:47.680 Surprise.

01:05:48.920 Constantly.

01:05:49.480 You mean with the distant guy?

01:05:51.100 If there's one thing I can count on from y'all, it's that. 0.99

01:05:54.920 It's you don't give a shit. 1.00

01:05:56.200 It's treating us like shit. 1.00

01:05:57.840 Yeah, I can count on that. 1.00

01:05:58.760 That's the one consistent thing across the board for all of them.

01:06:02.200 And I was saying like, did you like just wake up today?

01:06:07.420 Like, is this your first day on planet Earth?

01:06:09.640 You've never seen human interaction?

01:06:11.340 Yeah.

01:06:12.020 He just like woke up and was like, I think we should all treat each other nice.

01:06:16.160 I've never seen anyone.

01:06:16.940 And I've never seen a man treat a woman terribly.

01:06:19.480 Never.

01:06:20.120 Never in my life.

01:06:23.620 Really.

01:06:25.220 Imagination.

01:06:26.500 Again, anything's possible when you lie.

01:06:28.460 You know what I mean?

01:06:28.860 So, a man would never mistreat a woman.

01:06:33.720 Never.

01:06:34.800 You're so rude.

01:06:35.940 Let me pack my bags.

01:06:37.320 You got me there, buddy.

01:06:38.740 I'm out.

01:06:39.200 Okay, so I'll go through some of these comments.

01:06:42.800 This one says, can you be mad at them?

01:06:45.500 STEM is so competitive in the grand scheme of things.

01:06:47.680 Your success could mean their failure.

01:06:49.780 If you were in their position, you, I'm assuming it would finish like you would do the same.

01:06:55.140 That's what I mean.

01:06:56.180 What is this?

01:06:56.680 Sparta?

01:06:57.400 Girl, what are you on?

01:06:58.420 You all.

01:06:59.520 We're in school.

01:07:00.520 If she leaves, somebody else is going to discover that information.

01:07:03.660 Our mass, it's information.

01:07:05.040 It's all like so research-based, too.

01:07:10.020 So, it's very per the person.

01:07:11.920 It's not like a, it's not a treasure hunt.

01:07:14.740 It's not like, good luck.

01:07:16.040 Yeah.

01:07:16.400 Find the needle in the haystack.

01:07:18.200 Whoever finds it gets to be a doctor.

01:07:21.600 For the next 15 years, let me do this.

01:07:24.440 At least like, I don't know, like creative corporate industries.

01:07:27.120 I'm like, oh yeah, competitiveness because there's only so many jobs, so many positions.

01:07:31.180 Research jobs, that never made sense to me.

01:07:33.040 Yeah, positions, I understand, but I'm like, competitive for what?

01:07:37.420 If you're all in the same field, aren't you all working for the betterment of the field?

01:07:41.480 That's what I'm saying, like towards the same goal, in essence.

01:07:44.260 Like, because STEM could cover a broad spectrum of things. 0.95

01:07:47.520 Yeah, I don't even know shit about STEM.

01:07:48.740 And it could be, it could just be so specific.

01:07:51.320 So, like, aren't you all working towards the same goal?

01:07:54.380 Yeah.

01:07:54.980 I don't think that dude is really in a position to be removing more women in his workplace and life.

01:08:00.360 That's what I'm saying.

01:08:01.020 There's not very many there.

01:08:02.040 But also, like, it's just never that serious.

01:08:06.060 Your success could mean their failure. 1.00

01:08:07.640 Maybe get your bread up then, bitch. 1.00

01:08:09.240 Maybe, be better. 1.00

01:08:09.840 Maybe, yeah, maybe try harder.

01:08:11.420 I don't know.

01:08:11.940 Maybe if the freshmen are intimidating you as a senior.

01:08:14.680 Yeah.

01:08:15.340 Maybe if you, maybe if you were as smart as me, you wouldn't feel as threatened.

01:08:19.060 How about that?

01:08:20.120 Me excluding you is because you're better than me. 1.00

01:08:23.920 Okay, interesting take on I'm a dumbass. 0.99

01:08:26.300 I mean, that's a real, real fancy way of saying that you don't got it like that. 0.99

01:08:30.580 That's a nice way of pronouncing I don't study.

01:08:32.620 Yeah, literally.

01:08:33.940 This next one says, the people saying, oh, my engineering classes, oh, my engineering classes were mainly males.

01:08:40.460 The college can't do anything about women not enrolling in those classes. 1.00

01:08:43.760 It's not even necessarily that.

01:08:45.660 It's more so the fact that a lot of times they're squeezed out.

01:08:48.460 Yeah.

01:08:48.740 It's like they're keeping the women there in it. 0.99

01:08:50.740 Yeah.

01:08:51.020 It's like it's like not cultivating an environment where it's welcome and open to all any and all genders that want to like study a specific research based.

01:09:00.960 I don't even know topic.

01:09:02.240 So it's not even the fact that it's mostly men.

01:09:05.580 A lot of times it's mostly men because women don't want to subject themselves to fields like that. 0.76

01:09:10.640 Because then it's like you're fighting two fights.

01:09:12.800 You're doing school and you're fighting every day.

01:09:15.080 It's exhausting.

01:09:15.500 It's about the power every day.

01:09:16.780 I just want to look at my microscope.

01:09:18.800 Yeah.

01:09:19.940 I want to wear my lab coat.

01:09:21.200 Yeah.

01:09:21.680 Do my little researchy and then go home.

01:09:24.320 I think it's honestly, this is a very interesting conversation I was having with a friend back in university.

01:09:28.960 Yeah.

01:09:29.220 Where she's also in her final year and she was like, it's very rare that the professors themselves actually stand up to the douche bros of the class.

01:09:38.520 Yeah, the students.

01:09:39.300 Yeah.

01:09:39.400 Yeah.

01:09:39.700 And she was saying she was in a political science class.

01:09:42.320 Yeah.

01:09:42.460 And there was a dude who would always interrupt but only interrupt her.

01:09:46.480 And she's a hijabi girl.

01:09:47.480 Yeah.

01:09:48.220 And the second or third time she was recounting the story of this professor and she was like, this is the only professor who's ever done this for me.

01:09:54.540 The second or third time he interrupted.

01:09:56.320 He's like, I want you to really try and understand why you think it's okay for you to interrupt her.

01:10:03.660 Every time she talks.

01:10:04.700 Yeah.

01:10:05.000 Yeah.

01:10:05.300 Silence.

01:10:07.220 Crazy how that works.

01:10:08.440 Yeah.

01:10:08.920 I wish professors would do that.

01:10:11.000 Yeah.

01:10:11.380 Like call a student's bias out to their face in front of the class.

01:10:15.020 So there's no avoiding it.

01:10:16.280 Well, and then it's like, that's your, that you're watching it happen.

01:10:19.940 You're almost watching, you're almost watching bigotry take shape and form in someone.

01:10:25.860 You're watching it grow.

01:10:27.360 Molded.

01:10:27.540 Yeah.

01:10:27.980 And you're watching it fester and you're watching it like almost like tangibly become someone and not saying anything is just as harmful as doing it yourself.

01:10:38.840 They just don't think it's their job.

01:10:40.340 And I'm like, you're teaching.

01:10:42.260 Well, and in college too, where like high school and, and below like first form, like education is like, it's harder because they get, they're overworked and underpaid.

01:10:53.420 Yeah.

01:10:53.820 So I understand to an extent, but there are teachers that go above and beyond because they just love being a teacher and they deserve more money for that.

01:11:00.760 But like when you get to the next level, like a higher education, at that point, yeah, yeah.

01:11:07.120 Where they're adults, they're about to enter the workforce.

01:11:09.440 Like you would think.

01:11:10.400 Like you said developing their culture, like in that gray space.

01:11:13.220 Yeah.

01:11:13.500 And they're molding their personality. 0.99

01:11:15.820 And then the professors are like, I don't give a shit, do what you want. 0.99

01:11:18.420 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:18.980 They're like.

01:11:19.840 In the workplace also, tons of bosses are like, okay.

01:11:22.300 And it's, and it's perpetuated by that.

01:11:25.080 It's just like, it's a consistent behavior that's, that's encouraged and not chastised in any way or criticized. 0.99

01:11:30.740 They can't be asked to like give enough of a shit about it. 0.99

01:11:33.700 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:35.380 I mean, when you're in a position of power.

01:11:38.720 Yeah.

01:11:39.400 You gotta do better, man.

01:11:40.480 You gotta do something.

01:11:41.600 Like, it doesn't make you uncomfortable to watch that?

01:11:44.320 Exactly.

01:11:44.640 Like, please.

01:11:45.300 It's like a video I made recently.

01:11:47.760 I talked about like every terrible experience you have with a man, whether it's like in whatever capacity, the one common thing they always have in common is that there's always other people watching.

01:11:59.480 Other men present watching it happen.

01:12:02.680 And they stand there and they watch. 1.00

01:12:05.400 And I said, and that, and that makes you a coward. 0.99

01:12:08.060 Cause it, cause it does. 0.99

01:12:09.300 You watch, you watch something happen.

01:12:11.040 But then when you, the very few times someone reacts or pushes back or stands up for themselves, you have more to say to that person than you do about the injustice that you watched happen in the first place.

01:12:21.180 And it's kind of like, it's this, um, like ultimate contradiction.

01:12:26.760 Cause you're talking about how you treat people and what's the right way to treat someone.

01:12:30.860 But you watched someone treat someone terribly and had, you didn't want to get involved.

01:12:35.140 But now all of a sudden you want to get involved when someone stands up for them.

01:12:38.340 And that's me always.

01:12:39.140 That's like the story of my life.

01:12:40.980 When it comes to men who criticize me, they always want to talk more about me than about what it is I was talking about in the first place. 1.00

01:12:48.440 That's a you problem, bitch. 1.00

01:12:49.800 And I think, honestly, 90% of those men, if you got them in public and you were like, do you think women deserve less rights than men? 1.00

01:12:57.200 Blindly, they'll say no.

01:12:58.480 And I'm like, do you treat the women in your life the same way you treat the boys in your life?

01:13:03.520 I mean.

01:13:04.200 Well, they're like, well, no, we're talking, we're not talking about me anymore.

01:13:06.520 And that's, and that's the problem.

01:13:08.300 Yeah.

01:13:09.860 In that, in those instances, they literally immediately, they'll clam up.

01:13:14.200 They won't say anything.

01:13:15.080 The amount of times I've like flipped out on dudes who were sexually harassing myself or other women in my vicinity and there were men watching it happen and did nothing.

01:13:24.460 Right.

01:13:24.800 So then it's, it's a, it's the same concept when you have teachers watching it happen.

01:13:29.400 Like you're just watching.

01:13:30.920 Yeah.

01:13:31.300 You're not doing anything about it.

01:13:32.460 I think it's a question of how much are you willing to engage with your discomfort?

01:13:37.140 Yeah.

01:13:38.020 And I think women are constantly taught that discomfort is your default state. 1.00

01:13:42.900 It's your responsibility, your obligation at this point.

01:13:46.040 Yeah.

01:13:46.060 You got to find the comfort somewhere.

01:13:48.740 Yeah.

01:13:49.160 And with men.

01:13:49.520 Or comfort yourself.

01:13:50.640 Yeah.

01:13:50.940 Literally.

01:13:51.380 And with men, when, when people are like, yeah, we need men to be part of feminist conversations and like just generally treating the women in your life in a more intentional way.

01:14:00.620 Yeah.

01:14:00.880 Like what am I actually thinking when I do this?

01:14:03.180 Yeah.

01:14:03.360 Is it just what I know to do?

01:14:05.060 Yeah.

01:14:05.300 Like it's that, it's, can you confront your uncomfortability?

01:14:09.440 Yeah. 0.85

01:14:09.740 Can you be like, oh, I did X, Y, Z shitty things in the past. 0.74

01:14:12.940 Yeah. 0.92

01:14:13.120 These are the effects of it.

01:14:14.360 Yeah.

01:14:14.780 I know I shouldn't do them.

01:14:16.240 Are you willing to not do them?

01:14:17.700 Yeah.

01:14:18.040 In a conscious way?

01:14:18.600 Cause these were unconscious actions you took.

01:14:20.440 Yeah.

01:14:20.800 The ones that aren't consciously shitty. 0.86

01:14:21.940 The consciously shitty ones are like. 0.63

01:14:23.300 Yeah. 0.86

01:14:23.820 You know, again.

01:14:24.720 No, literally those people lost cause.

01:14:26.760 Yeah.

01:14:26.900 Just make fun of them.

01:14:27.920 Call their feet small.

01:14:28.860 That's what I say.

01:14:30.720 And then I'll just do one more of these.

01:14:32.620 So it says in my engineering classes, there are only two girls or none, but probably cause 1.00

01:14:39.320 women seem to be more interested in nursing and dental school.

01:14:44.880 That's very specific.

01:14:47.160 Dental school is sexist now.

01:14:49.040 What the?

01:14:50.080 Like that's a woman's job. 1.00

01:14:52.180 Teeth. 0.93

01:14:52.920 That's for women. 1.00

01:14:53.800 Your fellas.

01:14:54.500 Nursing.

01:14:55.240 That's for women. 1.00

01:14:58.000 Is it straight to want to nurse?

01:15:00.060 To that, to that same, uh, to that same sentiment, I'll raise you a scenario.

01:15:05.060 Um, lots of men take like communication cause it's easy. 1.00

01:15:09.720 So how about that bitch? 1.00

01:15:11.060 You see, then me in those like communication majors. 1.00

01:15:13.560 Yeah.

01:15:13.960 I have a conversation.

01:15:15.500 Do you want to play?

01:15:15.540 And I can say that cause I'm a communications major.

01:15:18.280 Really?

01:15:18.960 I'm a double major.

01:15:19.920 Yeah.

01:15:20.200 I had a journalism degree in communications, but it helps with my job now.

01:15:24.140 So period, but that's, yeah, communications is like, that's the joke about them is that

01:15:29.620 it's easy.

01:15:30.200 Uh, so that you just have to take a lot of classes cause it can be anything.

01:15:34.160 Right, right, right.

01:15:34.920 So that's the same joke.

01:15:36.440 I raise you.

01:15:37.080 I raise you one.

01:15:38.560 Women want to be nurses. 1.00

01:15:40.820 I don't want to be a nurse.

01:15:41.920 Why is that a bad thing?

01:15:43.440 It's like anything women want to do is like tinge with this thing. 1.00

01:15:46.340 Yeah.

01:15:46.560 They like to do it.

01:15:47.460 So it's a nurse.

01:15:48.680 That's what they think.

01:15:50.020 You pass out when you like nick yourself.

01:15:52.240 Yeah, it's so lame to want to help people stay alive.

01:15:56.980 Cleaning deep.

01:15:57.680 So what a, what a chick thing to do. 1.00

01:16:01.080 Take care of people. 0.97

01:16:02.900 Gross.

01:16:03.500 Could never be me. 0.94

01:16:05.100 Not now, Tommy.

01:16:06.180 Not me.

01:16:07.340 Ignoring my child.

01:16:09.060 What a chick thing. 1.00

01:16:11.440 My God.

01:16:12.300 There was this comment section that was ripping apart this, what it was, this family video

01:16:16.500 that was like, the husband posted and they were like, babysitting my child.

01:16:20.740 And they're like, you mean parenting?

01:16:22.680 Your own child?

01:16:23.460 Yeah.

01:16:25.480 Babysitting.

01:16:26.260 My own child.

01:16:28.260 Oh my God. 1.00

01:16:28.840 Shit like that makes my ass itch, bro. 1.00

01:16:30.980 It really does. 1.00

01:16:32.160 I'm like, don't have a kid if you're going to act like that.

01:16:34.340 How are you going to admit that to the internet?

01:16:35.520 Your kid's going to watch that.

01:16:36.900 Your kid's going to grow up and watch that and be like, my dad.

01:16:40.620 Don't procreate is what I say. 1.00

01:16:42.080 If that's how you think and you treat women like shit, don't procreate. 1.00

01:16:45.180 We don't need more of you in this world. 1.00

01:16:46.440 I can promise you that.

01:16:47.320 I made that joke to someone once and they were like, that's the meanest thing you could

01:16:51.900 ever say to me.

01:16:52.580 Did not have children?

01:16:53.720 I'm like, no.

01:16:54.280 The meanest thing I could ever say to you is that you're going to live an aggressively

01:16:57.560 mediocre life for the rest of your life because you're not special.

01:17:00.580 That's a mean thing to say.

01:17:02.180 Don't have children is just social.

01:17:03.680 Don't have children is just a perk, honestly, that I get to tell you.

01:17:07.220 Yeah.

01:17:07.800 The Napoleon Bonaparte and his descendants.

01:17:09.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:10.260 Because you're a terrible person. 0.97

01:17:12.520 The apex of your life will have been your senior night when you played varsity football 0.96

01:17:18.220 30 years ago.

01:17:19.740 And you're going to talk about that in the Applebee's for the rest of your life.

01:17:23.660 When you're 90.

01:17:24.800 I'm all, now that's a joke.

01:17:31.440 Okay.

01:17:31.960 I think that's going to do it for our episode today.

01:17:33.860 I want to thank Megs.

01:17:35.320 Do you have any other advice for our college attending friends who are just trying to get

01:17:40.700 through it with their terrible interactions with men?

01:17:45.840 Choose good friends.

01:17:47.580 Terrible interactions with men or women or whoever.

01:17:50.800 Yeah.

01:17:51.060 Good friends.

01:17:52.320 Last your lifetime in college.

01:17:53.100 That's true.

01:17:54.380 Your college friends are the ones you really do take with you forever.

01:17:57.320 Be discerning.

01:17:58.240 Yeah.

01:17:58.640 Be smart about who you want to spend time with.

01:18:00.000 Community.

01:18:01.280 That's the key.

01:18:02.060 Build your own.

01:18:02.260 Yeah.

01:18:02.520 Yeah.

01:18:02.820 Build your own community.

01:18:03.520 And stick with, you know, whoever you thought was comfortable.

01:18:06.380 Make friends on purpose.

01:18:07.880 Absolutely.

01:18:08.880 And where can everybody find you?

01:18:11.240 Oh, bootleg Megs on everything. 0.87

01:18:13.260 Twitch, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, everywhere.

01:18:16.580 Coming to a stand-up comedy show near you.

01:18:19.060 Oh, yes, yes.

01:18:19.940 Meg is going to be the next stand-up comedian. 1.00

01:18:21.880 I'm calling it now.

01:18:23.260 Thank you so much for coming.

01:18:24.840 Thank you for having me.

01:18:26.040 I adore you.

01:18:26.860 You're hilarious.

01:18:28.120 It was beautiful.

01:18:28.600 Love that.

01:18:29.120 Thank you.

01:18:29.640 It was so beautiful.

01:18:30.240 What we created in the studio today, beautiful.

01:18:33.520 Thank you all for joining.

01:18:35.400 Make sure you guys go follow Meg on all socials.

01:18:37.580 And if you want to catch full episodes of the comment section show, you can stream them

01:18:40.960 on all streaming platforms and you can watch them on the Past Your Red Dumb YouTube channel.

01:18:45.240 They drop every Wednesday.

01:18:46.760 And I will see you next week.

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - November 09, 2022

FANTASY FOOTBALL IS A MAN'S WATTPAD ｜ Drew Afualo ft. BootlegMegz ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION EP 39

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