The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - OUT-CRAZY THE CRAZY Ft. Sasha Colby

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00:00:59.960 Shout out to every Tinder guy who ever had a fish in their profile that has liked me.

00:01:07.480 Don't. Stop. Please.

00:01:10.700 Why the fish?

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00:01:15.400 They like killing things. They like colonizing. 0.96

00:01:17.980 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show starring

00:01:28.320 me, your favorite, who cares about me. On to the guests. Today we have my AAPI sister,

00:01:33.620 the iconic, the legendary, Sasha Colby.

00:01:35.680 Woo! The crowd goes wild, wild, wild, wild.

00:01:39.800 Aloha kakou.

00:01:41.120 Aloha.

00:01:41.760 Nice to see you, girl. How's it?

00:01:44.120 It's good.

00:01:44.880 Yeah?

00:01:45.300 It's going gray over here.

00:01:47.480 I'm honored to have you. You've been highly requested.

00:01:50.740 Thank you. I love that. My Yelps are working.

00:01:54.160 Yeah, all your requests, all your burner accounts, they're working.

00:01:57.060 My bots.

00:01:57.220 I got the message, Sasha. Okay, fine.

00:01:59.120 The Colby bots.

00:01:59.800 I've been chasing Sasha for a while, y'all, but she is a busy queen. She's been running 0.96

00:02:04.960 the world for the past year. So I've been chasing you for over a year, and now look at

00:02:09.160 us.

00:02:09.580 Yes, finally.

00:02:10.600 During May, AAPI.

00:02:12.480 What perfect timing.

00:02:13.740 I'm telling you, everything happens. The universe is always working in my favor.

00:02:17.420 Our?

00:02:18.500 Our favor. I'm honored to have you.

00:02:21.140 All of ours. A collective hour.

00:02:21.960 Yeah.

00:02:22.680 But I'm so happy to have you. It's an honor. I am truly fascinated and I admire your journey

00:02:29.640 so much, especially as a PI woman.

00:02:32.140 Thank you.

00:02:32.560 I love it. I admire you. I think you're amazing.

00:02:34.240 Thank you so much. Goddess sees goddess. You know what I'm saying?

00:02:36.320 Period. Real recognize real. I would love to know a little bit more about your lore.

00:02:40.680 I'm very familiar, but your background as far as like how you got into drag, like what made

00:02:44.940 you want to get into drag, all of that.

00:02:47.140 The lore of Sasha Colby. I mean, born already kind of knowing that I was trans at like five.

00:02:55.900 Yeah.

00:02:56.140 You know, when they start separating you at school by gender and it's like, why can't 1.00

00:03:00.480 I go with my friends? And like my girls.

00:03:02.520 The girls.

00:03:03.280 Oh, he's born.

00:03:05.300 Yeah. I knew at an early age, but I didn't have a way of expressing it or like know what

00:03:10.300 that was.

00:03:10.800 Yeah.

00:03:11.180 Although there were so many examples, especially in Polynesian culture.

00:03:15.300 Absolutely.

00:03:15.660 There's so many examples of trans people just, you know, everyone has a trans aunt here

00:03:20.720 or uncle, you know.

00:03:22.020 Absolutely. Fafafine is very common.

00:03:23.940 So unwittingly, I, you know, was exposed to, to what Hawaii had to offer, but didn't really

00:03:32.420 like come into it until I think when I started dance.

00:03:36.240 I'd like sophomore in high school.

00:03:39.780 What kind of dance did you love?

00:03:40.880 I did ballet, jazz, hip hop, contemporary, modern, tap.

00:03:45.720 So all of it.

00:03:46.560 All of it.

00:03:47.100 Yeah.

00:03:47.700 Everyone bought hula.

00:03:48.560 Oh, man, they wouldn't let me because I wanted to do hula with the girls.

00:03:52.060 Yeah.

00:03:52.340 Oh, yeah.

00:03:53.300 That's a good point.

00:03:55.120 It's very binary.

00:03:56.280 Yeah.

00:03:57.700 Right.

00:03:58.480 Ironically.

00:03:59.180 Ironically.

00:03:59.540 In dance it is.

00:04:00.540 Yeah.

00:04:00.800 I think it was around that time I started just performing like as a dancer and learning dance

00:04:07.460 and like meeting my gay friends who are still my friends to this day.

00:04:11.600 They're all Hawaiians from Oahu.

00:04:14.600 And we all grew up in, well, we all grew up all over Oahu, but our dance studio is based

00:04:19.880 in Kaneohe.

00:04:20.680 Love.

00:04:21.280 Called 24-7 Dance Force Studio.

00:04:23.360 Shout out.

00:04:24.380 Windward side.

00:04:25.140 Windward side.

00:04:26.620 Windward mom.

00:04:27.480 I went to the University of Hawaii, girl.

00:04:28.900 Period.

00:04:29.580 Yeah.

00:04:30.380 I'm a rainbow warrior till I die.

00:04:32.280 Period.

00:04:33.500 Oh, my gosh.

00:04:34.100 I love that.

00:04:34.880 Go Bows.

00:04:35.780 Go Bows.

00:04:36.380 Period.

00:04:36.800 We, I mean, it was 20, it's called 24-7.

00:04:38.960 So I literally, it was 24-7.

00:04:41.820 Working.

00:04:42.340 Yeah.

00:04:42.740 And twerking.

00:04:43.480 Yeah.

00:04:43.700 And I was like, you know, there were the kids that their parents could afford it.

00:04:47.900 And then there were us kids whose parents couldn't.

00:04:50.420 So we were on scholarship, which meant we had to, like, do the front desk and help people

00:04:55.980 sign in.

00:04:56.540 And then after each class, we had to clean.

00:04:57.880 They had you, like, literally working?

00:04:58.460 Oh, we had to clean.

00:04:59.340 Cool.

00:04:59.800 True.

00:05:01.320 I don't know if we're talking about entire labor laws here, but.

00:05:03.520 I was going to say.

00:05:04.340 I was going to say.

00:05:05.420 But it was all for free classes, but we were also required to take everything.

00:05:08.820 So I think that really molded me because it made me be a well-rounded dancer.

00:05:15.480 Love.

00:05:15.760 So I just kind of always loved performing.

00:05:19.840 And then, like, right around there, like, high school graduation is when I started, like,

00:05:24.920 to see drag shows. 0.79

00:05:26.400 Love.

00:05:26.640 That was.

00:05:28.180 Man, sign me up.

00:05:29.220 Yeah, you were like.

00:05:30.000 People just staring at you?

00:05:31.160 You were sold.

00:05:32.380 And you don't have to sing?

00:05:34.560 I know.

00:05:35.160 Can you sing?

00:05:36.140 I can't sing.

00:05:37.280 I lip sync for a reason. 1.00

00:05:39.720 I can't sing for shit either. 0.99

00:05:41.620 Well, I'm like the only someone in the world that didn't get hit with that gene. 1.00

00:05:44.420 I'm just saying.

00:05:45.160 I'm pissed.

00:05:45.600 I mean, I'm a little upset.

00:05:47.940 Yeah.

00:05:48.440 Can you olelo?

00:05:49.980 I mean, I'm not going to disrespect my ancestors right now.

00:05:54.460 I know. 0.99

00:05:55.020 That shit's hard. 1.00

00:05:57.480 Arguably harder than singing. 1.00

00:05:59.020 Olelo.

00:05:59.760 When I was going to the University of Hawaii, like, it's a requirement that you take a Hawaiian

00:06:03.100 studies course when you go.

00:06:04.880 And so my kumu was, like, first of all, came to school barefoot every day.

00:06:09.020 Period.

00:06:09.460 Love that.

00:06:09.940 Period.

00:06:10.460 And then, second, he could olelo so he would do it all the time for us, which is fascinating.

00:06:15.120 Yeah.

00:06:15.760 And it's powerful.

00:06:17.020 Yeah.

00:06:17.220 So when you got into drag, like, what, other than the fantasy of it all, the pageantry 0.93

00:06:21.700 or, like, or the attention, which we all love attention, right?

00:06:24.780 I mean, you have to to do this.

00:06:26.020 I mean, yeah.

00:06:26.580 You have to love attention to some extent.

00:06:28.040 But, like, what drew you to drag?

00:06:31.000 Like, what made you want to, like, really, like, commit to it?

00:06:33.360 I think drag, just because its origin is based on a fringe art form that was created for people

00:06:43.340 who are not allowed in everyday spaces and weren't allowed to be.

00:06:48.180 And so we made this safe space for us to create and be and express.

00:06:54.080 And it got so popular now.

00:06:58.240 You know?

00:06:58.500 Yeah.

00:06:58.680 It's such a cultural phenomenon.

00:07:02.360 This little queer thing that is now for everyone to enjoy. 0.99

00:07:07.180 Yeah.

00:07:07.320 To enjoy.

00:07:08.340 Yeah.

00:07:08.500 That's the thing that really excites me is the fact that you could be anything you wanted

00:07:13.760 to be, even if the world said you couldn't.

00:07:16.980 Yeah.

00:07:17.580 Absolutely.

00:07:18.540 And, obviously, you're on Drag Race.

00:07:20.400 Obviously, everybody knows that.

00:07:22.160 And I'm curious, like, how was your experience on Drag Race?

00:07:24.800 Did you have fun?

00:07:25.420 Because most of my friends who have been on there, they're like, oh, girl, you couldn't

00:07:28.560 pay me to go on there again.

00:07:29.760 Well, I had a good time.

00:07:33.400 Spoiler alert.

00:07:34.220 I had fun.

00:07:35.460 I had a great time.

00:07:36.400 I'm not traumatized at all.

00:07:37.580 You're right.

00:07:37.920 The ones I talked to did lose, so.

00:07:40.940 I'm kidding.

00:07:41.600 I love you.

00:07:44.140 You guys know I love you.

00:07:45.620 I mean, but, like, for real.

00:07:47.000 It's hard, though.

00:07:47.720 It is hard.

00:07:48.320 It is hard.

00:07:49.280 And, I don't know.

00:07:50.920 I felt like Regina George, where, like, everyone's, like, going crazy at the end.

00:07:56.560 Yeah.

00:07:56.680 And, like, she's just standing still.

00:07:59.240 You're chilling.

00:08:00.300 I was chilling.

00:08:01.460 I was having fun.

00:08:02.220 No.

00:08:02.420 I mean, but, I mean, there's so many aspects, you know?

00:08:06.240 There's the competition part of just, like, being good on the runway, doing good on the

00:08:10.280 challenges.

00:08:10.740 Yeah.

00:08:11.200 Then there's, like, a reality show of you bare your soul, cry, like, give me your trauma

00:08:16.480 right now.

00:08:16.920 And then there's, like, you.

00:08:20.380 Like, yourself.

00:08:21.460 You're, like, your hugest.

00:08:23.480 Like, most authentic, like, raw vulnerable.

00:08:25.400 Like, you're, like, your hugest obstacle.

00:08:27.240 Oh, I see.

00:08:27.680 It's to get out of your own way.

00:08:29.100 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:29.880 You know, this is such a crazy competition.

00:08:31.680 It's a social experiment, you know?

00:08:34.520 Yeah, that's actually a really good point, yeah.

00:08:36.020 It is.

00:08:36.700 I've never seen a reality show where you have to do everything, you know?

00:08:39.460 Like, one day you have to cook.

00:08:40.840 Literally.

00:08:41.340 The other day you have to, like, I don't know, you know, design and then write a song and

00:08:47.240 then be funny.

00:08:48.040 Yeah.

00:08:48.680 And it keeps you on your toes.

00:08:49.740 And I really just prepared to be unprepared.

00:08:53.760 Right.

00:08:54.120 Like, prepared so hard, whatever I could.

00:08:55.980 Yeah.

00:08:56.240 Because I do have control issues.

00:08:58.740 What's your sign?

00:08:59.900 Leo.

00:09:00.560 Oh, period.

00:09:01.360 Yeah.

00:09:01.740 I'm a Virgo.

00:09:02.580 Are you a Virgo cusp or are you just pure Leo?

00:09:05.420 I'm, like, a Leo Cancer cuss.

00:09:07.180 Oh, okay.

00:09:07.800 July 26th.

00:09:08.980 Okay.

00:09:09.340 Yeah.

00:09:09.840 And I'm a Cancer moon.

00:09:11.500 Me too.

00:09:12.580 Look at us.

00:09:13.020 See, I mean, the Sun and Moon literally rule me.

00:09:15.300 And then my rising is Libra, so I need balance.

00:09:18.160 That's why you're so chill.

00:09:19.680 There it is.

00:09:20.020 My man's a Libra.

00:09:21.040 Yeah.

00:09:21.360 I do love it.

00:09:21.740 My man's a Virgo.

00:09:23.320 Look at us.

00:09:24.800 We're each other's man and woman.

00:09:26.820 We're each other's partners.

00:09:29.200 That's what it is.

00:09:29.900 I love that for us.

00:09:30.920 I love that connection for us.

00:09:32.180 Look at us.

00:09:32.580 When I had Bianca Del Rio on, we were talking about Drag Race, and I was like, it feels

00:09:36.960 like American Ninja Warrior, but you have to look good.

00:09:39.280 I mean, there's enough padding there.

00:09:43.360 You have to make your-

00:09:44.200 To equal, like, to cushion a fall.

00:09:45.880 Right.

00:09:46.180 You have to do it in full beat.

00:09:47.820 Would you do All-Stars?

00:09:50.000 Yeah.

00:09:50.580 All-Stars of the Winter sounds fun.

00:09:52.040 Trixie told me All-Stars.

00:09:53.300 She's all-Stars.

00:09:53.980 It's like, you know, come back and do it, but this time everyone's famous and has a lot

00:09:56.880 of money.

00:09:57.340 Yeah.

00:09:57.760 So try it again.

00:09:58.580 Yeah.

00:09:58.900 Do everything again, but everybody has the same, like, the playing field.

00:10:01.440 But everyone knows what they're doing now.

00:10:03.280 Exactly.

00:10:03.700 Everyone knows what they're doing.

00:10:04.000 That's the funny part.

00:10:05.000 Yeah.

00:10:05.140 Like, that's why it's still the original is so good, because just watching.

00:10:09.440 Yeah.

00:10:09.940 Just watching people squirm.

00:10:12.640 Oh, it's so fun.

00:10:14.600 It's exciting.

00:10:15.500 Yeah, it is.

00:10:16.920 And we're so quick.

00:10:18.660 You know?

00:10:19.380 We're so funny and quick.

00:10:20.700 What's been the coolest thing that's come out of, like, Drag Race?

00:10:23.220 And, like, obviously you've had, like, this huge explosion.

00:10:26.340 Like, what's been the coolest thing you've done so far?

00:10:28.340 Oh, the nudes and the DMs.

00:10:30.580 No, I'm kidding.

00:10:30.900 Like, that's pretty sick.

00:10:34.440 Flex?

00:10:34.900 No.

00:10:36.060 The coolest thing, I don't know.

00:10:37.900 There's so many things I got to do this, the year of my reign, I guess you could say.

00:10:44.260 Period.

00:10:44.580 I got to do so much.

00:10:45.180 I'd call it that.

00:10:45.940 Hell yeah.

00:10:46.740 Absolutely.

00:10:47.260 Rain on me, baby.

00:10:48.940 Yeah, I got to do a lot of things.

00:10:50.180 I got to do a lot of things for, like, our Native Hawaiian Foundation.

00:10:55.000 Love.

00:10:55.200 Um, I got presented with the Trailblazer Award, which was really cool to be, uh, acknowledged

00:11:00.620 by my, by my, um...

00:11:03.160 Community.

00:11:03.540 People, yeah.

00:11:04.180 Yeah.

00:11:04.640 By the, the culture that I love.

00:11:07.380 Yeah, absolutely.

00:11:08.540 Um, got to make a music video, make songs, do a tour.

00:11:11.640 Period.

00:11:11.840 Make a ponytail.

00:11:14.080 I don't know.

00:11:14.740 I was going to ask about culture, too, because obviously we're both Polynesian queens, look

00:11:18.300 at us.

00:11:19.180 Um, and as far as, like, your culture, I know you, you're someone who I admire, especially

00:11:23.800 because you make it a prominent part of your platform as well, is to talk about your culture

00:11:29.520 and who you are, where you come from.

00:11:31.040 And I'm curious how that experience has been, like, because in my experience, too, like,

00:11:35.260 I'm, like, the first someone when people, a lot of people meet in these spaces, and

00:11:38.520 they're very, like, oh, I've never, I've never met someone like that before.

00:11:41.480 Yeah.

00:11:41.660 I'm, like, someone like that.

00:11:42.780 Uh-oh.

00:11:42.980 Someone.

00:11:43.580 Uh-oh.

00:11:44.040 Uh-oh.

00:11:44.100 I'm, like, well, you ever been, like, to a football game?

00:11:48.240 Alert.

00:11:48.540 Yeah, you ever been to a football game?

00:11:50.380 You've seen plenty of us.

00:11:51.400 Yeah.

00:11:51.740 I'm sure.

00:11:52.140 You ever been to a rugby band?

00:11:53.100 Yeah, I've been there, too.

00:11:53.860 We're around.

00:11:54.120 Bouncing outside the clubs in Los Angeles?

00:11:56.260 Yeah, I'm out there, too.

00:11:57.260 Those are us, too.

00:11:58.040 Those are my people.

00:11:58.900 We're here.

00:11:59.480 Yeah.

00:12:00.240 So I'm curious how it's been, how that experience has been for you, like, kind of being the first

00:12:04.980 Kanaka woman in most spaces, especially in the entertainment industry. 1.00

00:12:08.740 The interesting thing is, you know, I look pretty ethnically ambiguous.

00:12:13.680 I'm not what you would think a native Hawaiian person looks like, a Kanaka moode looks like.

00:12:19.060 My dad's from Hawaii.

00:12:20.000 My mom's half Hawaiian, half white.

00:12:22.500 So, I mean, there's a lot of Kanaka in me.

00:12:25.540 I mean, to be honest, when I grew up, I was, like, blonde hair.

00:12:29.160 These eyes were green, and I was fair-skinned.

00:12:31.960 My Hawaiian name is Ili Kea, which means fair-skinned one.

00:12:35.740 And I was teased. 0.98

00:12:36.240 Damn, real. 1.00

00:12:37.060 Yeah, they just, like, you white. 1.00

00:12:37.800 Indigenous names, they're real on the nose, aren't they? 1.00

00:12:40.240 But they say it so pretty.

00:12:41.680 Yeah, it sounds pretty, and you're like, it means white skin. 0.98

00:12:44.080 Okay?

00:12:44.220 Yeah.

00:12:44.660 That's what it means.

00:12:45.140 It means white one. 0.98

00:12:45.620 But I got picked on a lot for being holly or not looking like.

00:12:51.860 Looking holly.

00:12:52.540 Yeah, and I was, you know, it was hard, and it was, like, an identity crisis also being

00:12:56.480 queer and trans.

00:12:57.360 Totally.

00:12:57.840 Not knowing, being so othered in so many intersections.

00:13:00.660 But now, being the spokesperson for a group of people that told me I wasn't valid to represent

00:13:10.740 them, I am now get you.

00:13:13.260 Yeah.

00:13:13.600 It's pretty funny.

00:13:14.380 Yeah, it's ironic, isn't it?

00:13:15.480 It is fun.

00:13:16.420 Yeah, it's strange, huh?

00:13:17.620 When the body's like, oh, sister, you did good, huh?

00:13:19.200 Yeah.

00:13:20.620 Would you have said that to me a while ago?

00:13:22.300 Oh, Tansa.

00:13:24.540 That's crazy you say that.

00:13:25.520 My mom's half someone.

00:13:26.840 My dad's full.

00:13:27.940 Same.

00:13:28.260 Yeah.

00:13:28.580 It's a very strange situation to be in when you're growing up, too, because part of the

00:13:34.980 reason why I went to the University of Hawaii, like, other than, because I had other, like,

00:13:38.140 final schools, but I chose that one specifically because I loved, like, the program and everything

00:13:42.640 that I wanted to enroll in, but mostly I wanted to be closer to culture.

00:13:45.620 Yeah.

00:13:45.840 And I wanted to, like, be closer to my own people, learn more about my own people.

00:13:48.980 Like, I was like, this is it for me.

00:13:50.140 Like, I'm going to go and learn so much more.

00:13:51.900 And I did, but I do understand that feeling of feeling othered within our own communities.

00:13:56.520 Oh, yeah.

00:13:56.880 Because that's happened to me, too.

00:13:58.580 Naturally, especially when, as women, too, and you're obviously as a trans woman, it's

00:14:03.240 like another situation entirely.

00:14:06.080 So it is very weird.

00:14:08.460 It's kind of funny.

00:14:08.780 It's a sweet redemption.

00:14:10.380 Yeah.

00:14:10.540 You end up being, like, it's almost like you circle back around and you come back and they're

00:14:14.920 like, oh.

00:14:15.980 Yeah.

00:14:16.220 They're like, oh, I love.

00:14:17.120 Oh, do you want your $200?

00:14:19.420 Do you not pesco?

00:14:20.480 Yeah, they're very, it's a very strange feeling.

00:14:24.880 Yeah.

00:14:25.020 I totally relate to that.

00:14:26.300 It was strange.

00:14:27.480 Yeah.

00:14:27.660 Like, I had to actually just shed that, you know, that history and that trauma.

00:14:31.960 Same.

00:14:32.200 And let that go and receive, like, oh, when I got to go back home for Hawaii Pride.

00:14:37.900 It was Honolulu Pride.

00:14:38.840 Yeah.

00:14:39.340 I got to be the Grand Marshal.

00:14:40.740 Oh, my gosh.

00:14:41.320 I love it.

00:14:41.560 They, you know, I performed at the Waikiki Shell, which is incredible.

00:14:45.720 Yeah.

00:14:46.060 Totally.

00:14:46.280 There were so many people there.

00:14:48.120 I bet a lot of the concerts there at the show.

00:14:49.740 Yeah.

00:14:50.060 You know, major rage up.

00:14:53.840 Yeah.

00:14:55.380 And seeing so many generations there, like, seeing, like, the old gray hair kupunas and 0.93

00:15:00.240 aunties and all the way to, like, kids and just seeing, they would be proud of little

00:15:05.600 old me, the mahu.

00:15:06.900 Pretty cool.

00:15:07.320 It's such a wonderful, I feel like, representation.

00:15:12.080 Like, you represent so many different marginalized groups all in one.

00:15:15.560 And I admire you so greatly for that.

00:15:17.580 But I also think it's a beautiful thing that you're Polynesian, too.

00:15:21.040 Yeah.

00:15:21.240 Because we never get any recognition past The Rock.

00:15:24.240 They're like, that's it.

00:15:25.140 Yeah.

00:15:25.760 It's The Rock and Jason Momoa.

00:15:27.300 That's it.

00:15:27.840 That's the only two. 1.00

00:15:28.780 Now it's me and Sasha, bitch. 1.00

00:15:30.200 Include us. 1.00

00:15:31.440 Cast us as The Rock.

00:15:32.460 We could be The Rock and Jason Momoa.

00:15:33.820 I could totally be The Rock.

00:15:34.120 I'll be The Rock.

00:15:34.740 You'll be Jason Momoa.

00:15:35.920 Yeah.

00:15:36.360 Yeah, sure.

00:15:38.240 No, we can be, like, a crime-fighting duo.

00:15:40.640 Oh, my gosh.

00:15:41.160 You know, they're just like, I need a big brown guy. 0.97

00:15:44.300 Now you can think of me.

00:15:45.820 And if you need a beautiful...

00:15:47.500 A physically ambiguous...

00:15:48.860 A beautiful Kanaka woman...

00:15:52.700 Here we are.

00:15:53.300 There we go.

00:15:54.280 We're set.

00:15:55.600 Like, look at us.

00:15:56.540 We're setting them up already.

00:15:57.800 Okay.

00:15:58.260 TM, by the way, if anyone wants to make one of those.

00:16:00.960 We can remake that movie Twins, like, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.

00:16:04.860 I'll be Arnold Schwarzenegger.

00:16:07.420 Let's gentrify it. 0.77

00:16:08.460 Oh, my God.

00:16:08.960 We'll re-gentrify Twins. 1.00

00:16:10.160 Oh, we'll, like, steal Magnolia's it.

00:16:11.480 Yeah.

00:16:11.800 Yeah, but it would just be the two of us.

00:16:15.880 That's, like...

00:16:16.440 I'm curious, too, like, when you go into these entertainment spaces, it's, like, very...

00:16:22.440 I feel like, especially in the beginning for me... 0.88

00:16:25.800 Well, me especially, because I'm just a dickhead on the internet. 0.99

00:16:27.500 But, like, when I would go into these spaces other than just being an asshole on the internet, 0.99

00:16:31.160 I was also, like, the only Polynesian person ever. 0.70

00:16:35.960 And I feel, even during AAPI month, sometimes it's a little frustrating, because they're, like, 1.00

00:16:41.180 AAs and Drew.

00:16:43.340 Yes.

00:16:43.940 P.I. check.

00:16:44.800 Yeah.

00:16:45.040 Just Drew.

00:16:45.880 Have you been...

00:16:46.600 There's one P.I.

00:16:47.100 Yeah.

00:16:47.600 So when you're not there, I'm there.

00:16:49.160 Yeah.

00:16:50.320 That's like we're filling each other's spot.

00:16:52.080 Pretty much.

00:16:52.580 They're like, we only have two.

00:16:53.560 We have to round Robin then.

00:16:54.600 Get the other one.

00:16:56.760 Yeah.

00:16:57.120 What's the other one's name?

00:16:58.220 Drew.

00:16:58.520 Get her. 0.58

00:16:58.860 Yeah.

00:16:59.260 Yeah.

00:16:59.340 Yeah.

00:16:59.860 How's that been for you?

00:17:02.480 Have you noticed that?

00:17:03.440 Yeah.

00:17:03.620 I was just talking about this with Aldi Carvalho.

00:17:06.680 I love her.

00:17:07.360 We just did something for...

00:17:08.140 My girl.

00:17:08.620 Yeah.

00:17:08.980 We did something for Peak Foundation.

00:17:10.680 Oh, that's right.

00:17:11.340 I saw.

00:17:11.860 Yeah.

00:17:11.940 It's for...

00:17:13.100 More so for the P.I.

00:17:14.560 Yeah.

00:17:14.880 For the Pacific Islanders, Pacificas, in entertainment. 0.86

00:17:18.420 And we talked about being the only, you know, Kanakas in the room, or being the only 1.00

00:17:23.220 Polynesian point of view in so many spaces.

00:17:27.780 Totally.

00:17:28.040 Getting othered, getting stereotyped, you know?

00:17:32.720 Yeah.

00:17:33.060 Yeah.

00:17:33.220 Especially, I think, for a whole...

00:17:34.240 Not just Hawaiian women, but for a lot of AAPI women in general, in films, you know,

00:17:40.640 you're just relegated to being, like, the femme fatale. 1.00

00:17:42.980 Mm-hmm.

00:17:43.460 Or, like, very sexualized.

00:17:45.200 Yep.

00:17:45.660 Yep.

00:17:45.760 Very surface.

00:17:47.160 Totally.

00:17:47.540 There's no soul.

00:17:48.840 And it's almost like the temptress that you have to, like, avoid.

00:17:52.440 Yeah.

00:17:52.800 Or...

00:17:53.260 There's no, like, nuance or depth.

00:17:54.780 And there's so much strength in a Polynesian woman.

00:17:58.020 Period.

00:17:58.180 There's so much strength in, like, I mean, all the Polynesian women I know and grew up

00:18:01.940 with.

00:18:02.280 Mm-hmm.

00:18:03.280 They are, like, the pillar of strength.

00:18:04.960 And I also think that those are a lot of the stories that I have yet to see be made.

00:18:10.220 You know?

00:18:10.740 Yeah.

00:18:11.300 Absolutely.

00:18:11.700 We have done so many video games and comic books and redone movies over and over again.

00:18:18.460 Yeah.

00:18:18.600 But there's this untapped, like, lineage of all this mythology, all these stories.

00:18:24.000 I think that all the time.

00:18:24.900 Oh, my gosh.

00:18:25.200 Especially in Hawaiian culture, especially.

00:18:26.660 Oh, it would be so good.

00:18:27.620 Yeah.

00:18:28.200 I would live.

00:18:29.380 Have you got cast as Pele?

00:18:30.600 I mean...

00:18:31.440 Oh, girl.

00:18:32.860 Make it happen.

00:18:33.780 The way I gave myself chills.

00:18:37.140 Me being excited immediately.

00:18:38.700 That's what...

00:18:41.380 You're so right.

00:18:42.240 And it's, like, it's very frustrating, too, I feel like, because even when they...

00:18:47.220 It's, like, with good intention that they approach.

00:18:50.100 And then when you bring it up to them, they're like, ugh.

00:18:52.900 Yeah.

00:18:53.380 Do you want to be there or not?

00:18:54.320 Yeah.

00:18:54.860 And it's like, well, yeah, but not like that.

00:18:57.000 Yeah.

00:18:57.280 Like, I do want to be there, but not like that.

00:18:59.520 I recently, I actually got reached out to...

00:19:02.220 I won't say who it was, but it was, like, something for AAPI Month.

00:19:05.200 But they, when they sent me the pitch, I was like, okay, like, I'm open to it, because

00:19:08.900 they were, like, they're an organization, and I was like, okay, when they sent me the

00:19:11.980 pitch for what they wanted from me, it was only talking about Asian Americans.

00:19:15.820 Right.

00:19:16.020 And I was like, okay, maybe I should have been more clear.

00:19:18.680 Like, I want to talk about my people.

00:19:20.380 Like, I don't want to talk...

00:19:21.260 I can't talk for an Asian American.

00:19:21.640 I can't speak to Asian American experiences.

00:19:23.820 I just can't.

00:19:24.800 And they were like, well, yeah, but we are, like, Asian American focused. 1.00

00:19:28.880 And I go, okay, then hit up another bitch. 1.00

00:19:30.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:31.000 Yeah.

00:19:31.320 You should get...

00:19:32.080 Go ahead and hit someone else up, then.

00:19:33.260 And I literally had to say no, because I was like, they just kind of refused to meet

00:19:37.040 me in the middle, at the very least.

00:19:39.320 I was like, okay, I'll mention that, but we should, if I'm talking about it, I should

00:19:44.380 probably talk about the PI part of AAPI.

00:19:47.420 Yeah.

00:19:47.740 And it's a little...

00:19:48.420 It's so weird.

00:19:49.100 It can be very frustrating sometimes, during the month of May, specifically.

00:19:53.420 You know, May and June are pretty rough for me.

00:19:56.140 I'm just saying. 1.00

00:19:57.140 I was going to say, you've got your work in two months in a row, bitch. 1.00

00:19:59.400 Jeez. 0.99

00:19:59.760 When I, like, obviously met Bretman and we became friends, I was, like, telling a girl 0.99

00:20:06.580 in May, we're going to clean house.

00:20:08.440 Mama.

00:20:08.900 They're going to hit up the two of us.

00:20:09.860 That's when you get all of that?

00:20:10.940 You, me, and Sasha.

00:20:11.880 So you can get ready for June, baby, for all the pride?

00:20:14.340 Yeah.

00:20:14.580 I was like, yeah, and he was like, well, yeah, mine's May and June.

00:20:17.180 I was like, okay.

00:20:17.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:18.540 Sorry.

00:20:19.340 My bad.

00:20:21.540 May, June, and July is my birthday.

00:20:23.360 Here we go.

00:20:23.760 Look at you, Miss Leo Queen. 0.98

00:20:25.340 You got a busy three months ahead.

00:20:27.220 I do.

00:20:27.800 I do.

00:20:28.160 I'm really excited.

00:20:28.760 Absolutely.

00:20:30.020 How has been your journey on social media specifically?

00:20:33.260 Were you a big social girl prior to Drag Race or anything like that?

00:20:37.000 Okay.

00:20:37.340 So I'm going to be 40, so I don't really know too much about the, I'm not, like, you know,

00:20:44.640 I remember Facebook. 0.78

00:20:45.620 I remember fucking Friendster, okay? 0.97

00:20:48.460 My space. 0.96

00:20:51.520 Social media is an interesting sea to navigate, as you know.

00:20:57.500 Yeah.

00:20:57.880 And I don't know, sometimes my ego may not be able to, may be a little too fragile sometimes.

00:21:03.260 You think?

00:21:03.580 That's that Cancer Moon girl. 1.00

00:21:04.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:04.980 That's beating your ass sometimes, yeah. 0.99

00:21:06.420 And then the Leo really needs some, like, gratification or some recognition, so. 0.99

00:21:11.540 Yeah.

00:21:12.180 I tell myself a lot, you know, if you're scrolling, searching for those good comments, you have

00:21:16.480 to be okay with the bad ones, and some days you're not, and so I just kind of put it down.

00:21:21.520 Yeah.

00:21:22.200 Trying to enjoy life, but I do like just, you know, scrolling through my friends and seeing

00:21:29.340 my friends and stuff.

00:21:30.180 Yeah, totally.

00:21:31.520 Because I was curious.

00:21:32.100 It's kind of hard, though, when you, like, pop up on your own algorithm.

00:21:36.320 You're like, I'm good in that picture.

00:21:37.720 Oh, my God.

00:21:38.600 When did I do that?

00:21:41.780 Sometimes I see stuff and I'm like, I was there.

00:21:44.860 When was I there? 0.99

00:21:46.240 I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:21:47.340 It's a, yeah, I have, my short-term memory is absolutely shot to hell now. 0.99

00:21:52.300 Well, you know.

00:21:53.060 Yeah.

00:21:53.440 We need it.

00:21:54.320 To do this, we need that girl.

00:21:56.100 Yes.

00:21:56.240 We're, I'm a green queen till I die.

00:21:58.140 Mama.

00:21:58.660 Sorry.

00:21:59.100 You don't want me sober.

00:22:01.320 It's for everyone's best interest.

00:22:03.140 I do this for y'all.

00:22:05.220 It's in everyone's best interest.

00:22:08.280 And also, about your local girl, obviously, in 808, love that.

00:22:13.820 How has life changed at all going back home?

00:22:17.380 Uh, yeah, you know, fortunately, no.

00:22:21.400 That's good.

00:22:22.140 Yeah.

00:22:22.460 Grabbin told me the same thing. 0.91

00:22:23.800 He's like, I'm not shit to them over there. 0.97

00:22:25.540 And that's how I like it. 1.00

00:22:26.660 I was always a shit to them. 0.99

00:22:28.400 In that way, it never changed. 1.00

00:22:29.880 No.

00:22:30.420 But, like, it's still the same.

00:22:31.800 Like, it's still the same family and friends that I have, my chosen family, all the trans

00:22:37.780 girls, all my sisters and aunties and older trans, you know, icons and legends that I look

00:22:43.460 up to.

00:22:43.860 We all get together every time I'm home.

00:22:45.560 Love.

00:22:45.800 We have a huge barbecue.

00:22:47.060 Love.

00:22:47.340 And it's, like, four or five generations of queer people. 0.89

00:22:51.240 Oh, my gosh.

00:22:51.720 That's so beautiful.

00:22:51.820 And just knowing that, like, you know, we spend our whole lives together.

00:22:55.480 And I don't think a lot of queer spaces or queer cultures are blessed enough to have 1.00

00:23:02.580 that.

00:23:02.780 And it's really special for us P.I.

00:23:05.020 people.

00:23:05.820 Period.

00:23:06.560 I know in a lot of Pacifica cultures, there's space and community that the girls get to, 1.00

00:23:14.180 the dolls get to doll.

00:23:15.540 Yeah.

00:23:15.980 Period.

00:23:16.320 And I love that.

00:23:17.540 And I love seeing that.

00:23:18.880 I feel, too, like, I felt this even when I was in college and living in, when I lived

00:23:23.300 in Hawaii for a while, that the community and the warmth, the attitude towards mahu women

00:23:29.160 in general or fafofinis in general in Polynesia is much different than it is on the mainland.

00:23:34.360 Like, the attitude towards them is so loving and warm.

00:23:38.920 And it's normal.

00:23:40.100 It's very normal.

00:23:40.920 It's not weird.

00:23:41.880 It's not, like, uncomfortable.

00:23:43.280 Obviously, there are outliers, like, people who are just bigoted naturally.

00:23:46.500 And that's something they're fighting internally.

00:23:48.000 Bigoted naturally but secretly adoring.

00:23:50.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:51.500 But secretly DL.

00:23:52.680 Yeah.

00:23:53.080 My mom.

00:23:53.580 They love the dolls behind closed doors.

00:23:55.620 I always have this saying.

00:23:57.320 Do you like bacon?

00:23:59.160 You can smell when bacon's cooking, right?

00:24:00.920 Yeah.

00:24:01.140 Okay, if you like it, you can smell it a mile away, baby.

00:24:05.300 Do not try it, baby.

00:24:06.660 Yeah, nice try.

00:24:07.280 If you smell the bacon and you like it, baby, I'm sorry for you.

00:24:11.900 You're literally, like, genuinely, you're like, you're not fooling anybody.

00:24:15.760 You're not.

00:24:16.360 You're not fooling me, girl.

00:24:17.660 Yeah, they love the dolls behind closed doors.

00:24:19.800 I mean, how do you think every doll is made from somebody's dad?

00:24:23.780 We didn't just come out looking like this.

00:24:26.700 Amen.

00:24:28.820 One of y'all daddies made dolls.

00:24:31.140 Happy Father's Day.

00:24:35.060 Even with all my trans girlfriends, like, they're always like, you would be shocked. 1.00

00:24:39.740 Shocked!

00:24:40.160 And especially in entertainment.

00:24:41.760 My goodness. 1.00

00:24:42.320 How many men fuck with the dolls? 1.00

00:24:44.060 Baby. 1.00

00:24:44.640 They love the dolls. 0.99

00:24:46.440 And they just, like, don't have the fucking nads to do it publicly. 0.99

00:24:49.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:50.140 And it's like.

00:24:50.920 And it's like, don't worry, baby.

00:24:51.820 We don't want you to know that we would you either.

00:24:54.460 Yeah, same.

00:24:55.240 Same, same, same, same, same.

00:24:56.500 I don't need all that.

00:24:57.860 Oh, I don't need anybody to know that I'm talking to you.

00:24:59.440 Yeah, don't tell anyone that I'm talking to you.

00:25:01.840 That's embarrassing for me.

00:25:03.320 When I was in Hawaii, like, the love and warmth towards mahu people in general is something I wished was always here.

00:25:09.320 Like, it's and that's why when I've talked about gender as a construct before on my platform, I've talked about how, like, prior to colonization, like, my people did not adhere to a gender binary.

00:25:21.420 There was no thing.

00:25:22.420 No such thing.

00:25:23.220 Like, there was no gender roles. 0.97

00:25:24.480 There was no, like, you man do this, woman do this, and only two. 0.98

00:25:28.160 Like, that's not how it worked in my culture.

00:25:30.140 That's not how it worked in yours.

00:25:31.000 My sister and I were just talking about this the other day, that, like, our understanding of mahu people or favafines was completely different.

00:25:39.280 Like, that was not something that was ever othered in my home and my family.

00:25:43.420 Like, it was very normal.

00:25:44.720 Also, like, I think especially, like, in, like, non-Pacifica cultures, I think it's very much sexualized, too.

00:25:51.980 Totally.

00:25:52.340 Like, here in the mainland.

00:25:53.660 Yeah, totally.

00:25:54.560 The continental U.S. 0.99

00:25:55.460 It's sort of like, you know, it's just fetishized so much, but it's just, you know, because how women are treated in society, you know, and men, from my personal experience, tend to treat you in how much they would like to fuck you, right? 0.98

00:26:16.360 And they have a gauge, and especially if all of a sudden you're a trans person and they already gauged your number, it does something to them. 0.95

00:26:25.280 It does, yeah.

00:26:26.120 And it gets weird or violent at worst.

00:26:28.660 Yes. 0.59

00:26:28.860 And it's, even when I came online, like, I started, like, seeing a lot of hate towards trans women, because I've defended trans women, and I'll defend them until I die.

00:26:37.700 With my platform, I continue to now.

00:26:39.780 It never made sense to me.

00:26:41.240 Like, genuinely, I could not conceptualize being angry at trans people, literally at all, because that's not how I grew up.

00:26:48.600 It's so confusing to me, even to this day.

00:26:50.660 I'm like, what are you so mad for?

00:26:52.080 I mean, why are we pressed?

00:26:53.160 Yeah, chill.

00:26:53.900 I'm not worried about you and your dockers.

00:26:57.400 For real.

00:26:58.800 For real.

00:26:59.940 Why don't you mind your white business, is what I always think. 0.99

00:27:02.360 Get out of mind.

00:27:02.580 Don't you have a boat to clean, or a fish to hold? 1.00

00:27:06.200 Fucking, don't you have a river to go to? 0.99

00:27:07.560 Shout out to every Tinder guy who ever had a fish in their profile that has liked me. 1.00

00:27:15.020 Don't.

00:27:16.300 Stop, please.

00:27:17.100 Left.

00:27:20.500 Yeah, girl. 0.99

00:27:21.480 What is that Venn diagram, right?

00:27:23.120 Why are the fish?

00:27:24.000 Oh, I don't.

00:27:24.820 And the whites?

00:27:25.680 That's a circle.

00:27:26.620 I don't know.

00:27:27.640 Probably because they like killing things. 0.97

00:27:30.080 They like killing things. 0.96

00:27:31.380 They like colonizing. 0.90

00:27:32.700 That's what I do.

00:27:33.420 They love to colonize, girl. 1.00

00:27:34.580 They do.

00:27:34.840 They're going to go all over the place, including in the animal world.

00:27:37.100 They're going to go colonize over there, too. 0.99

00:27:38.500 I'm going to kill all these fish. 0.97

00:27:39.680 Oh, let's talk more about that. 1.00

00:27:42.640 About how fucking gross men are, dude. 1.00

00:27:44.920 In the last few days, it's been a while, because I've been kicking the shit out of men for a minute, 1.00

00:27:48.000 so a lot of them know better now. 0.95

00:27:49.520 They avoid me actively, which is smart, and they don't do very many smart things.

00:27:53.800 Wow.

00:27:54.180 But the past few days, I've had...

00:27:55.600 I love dogs.

00:27:56.860 Right?

00:27:57.680 The past few days, I've had a real influx. 0.99

00:27:59.680 They're kicking shit up again, and it's new. 0.98

00:28:01.200 It feels very like two years ago to me, but when they're coming back, I'm like, you know, 0.99

00:28:06.220 I missed y'all.

00:28:07.980 I missed y'all being mean to me.

00:28:10.720 We're trying to be, yeah.

00:28:12.200 I was like, let me warm up.

00:28:13.160 Let me stretch.

00:28:15.260 Let me go take care of this, and I'll come back.

00:28:17.160 I'll revisit you.

00:28:18.260 Yeah, they're pretty awful.

00:28:19.160 Do you get a lot of hate from men?

00:28:20.260 I mean...

00:28:21.140 Like straight men.

00:28:21.820 Yeah.

00:28:22.860 Yeah.

00:28:23.420 Yeah.

00:28:23.920 Or I don't know if they're straight men or bots or...

00:28:26.660 Oh, yeah.

00:28:27.220 Yeah.

00:28:27.580 I get a lot of those.

00:28:28.200 A lot of, like, actually, women. 0.97

00:28:30.820 Really?

00:28:31.500 Yeah.

00:28:31.760 T.

00:28:32.180 Yeah.

00:28:32.460 Like transphobic women? 1.00

00:28:33.680 Yeah. 0.69

00:28:34.040 Like TERFs. 1.00

00:28:34.820 Their boyfriend or husband probably fucked a trans woman and not even added every trans woman. 1.00

00:28:39.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:39.540 Or they caught him watching, like, The Dolls.

00:28:42.600 Gosh.

00:28:43.040 Yeah.

00:28:44.000 Jealousy.

00:28:44.500 It's ugly.

00:28:45.660 Yeah.

00:28:45.980 It's ugly.

00:28:46.700 It's ugly.

00:28:47.280 I was fighting TERFs.

00:28:48.320 I fight TERFs all the time, too. 1.00

00:28:49.580 They piss me the fuck off. 0.99

00:28:50.560 Oh, they're fine. 1.00

00:28:51.140 Sometimes they sneak past security on my place. 1.00

00:28:53.580 I'm like, oh, bitch, you better get out of here. 1.00

00:28:55.520 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:28:57.820 Because I don't like when they're like, oh, I'm a huge fan of you. 1.00

00:29:00.600 No, you're not.

00:29:01.080 Stop right there.

00:29:01.720 You can't.

00:29:02.200 You can't be.

00:29:02.760 You're not a fan of me.

00:29:03.340 You can't be.

00:29:03.640 Yeah.

00:29:03.820 I don't want you as a fan.

00:29:04.780 Get out of here. 0.96

00:29:05.160 When I get hate from women, it's very, like, annoying to me. 0.96

00:29:09.060 Because I'm like, girl, I'm on your side. 1.00

00:29:11.600 I'm on your side, bitch. 1.00

00:29:12.720 What are you mad at me for? 1.00

00:29:14.160 Yeah.

00:29:14.440 I'm on your side.

00:29:15.380 Same with you.

00:29:16.700 A win for trans women is a win for all women.

00:29:18.420 Yes.

00:29:18.900 So, and if trans women are being attacked, it's only a matter of time before it comes to cis 0.62

00:29:24.760 women, too. 0.99

00:29:25.500 You know?

00:29:26.060 And we've seen it.

00:29:27.620 Absolutely.

00:29:28.760 And it honestly leads into our topic for today, which is, like, talking about breaking down

00:29:33.760 mainstream society's insistence on a gender binary, right?

00:29:36.960 And why bigoted people online are so afraid of fluidity or anything that exists outside

00:29:41.640 of a binary, which we've already talked about as a consequence of colonization and white

00:29:45.500 supremacy.

00:29:46.260 Talked about that a lot.

00:29:47.840 And I feel like online, it's like a tale as old as time, which is, like, they get real

00:29:53.160 brave.

00:29:53.940 Oh, yeah.

00:29:54.300 Because it's online.

00:29:55.100 Yeah.

00:29:55.660 And I feel like, because you're a local girl, I feel this about you. 0.90

00:29:59.640 Like, local girls got that dog in them. 1.00

00:30:01.500 You know what I mean?

00:30:02.280 And I feel like they take that seriously.

00:30:03.880 That's how I feel about me, too, where it's like, it's because you can tell I'm with the 0.99

00:30:06.940 shits. 0.99

00:30:07.340 Yes. 1.00

00:30:07.740 Like, you won't ever come.

00:30:08.820 Because sometimes people ask me, do people ever come to you in person and, like, talk 0.99

00:30:12.740 shit? 0.99

00:30:13.500 No. 1.00

00:30:14.200 No, girl. 0.96

00:30:14.840 They don't.

00:30:15.480 And they know.

00:30:15.880 You know why?

00:30:16.340 Because they know.

00:30:16.980 Because they know.

00:30:17.940 They sense that about me.

00:30:19.040 The fear.

00:30:19.360 And I sense that about you.

00:30:20.560 The fear.

00:30:21.160 Yeah.

00:30:21.620 Yeah.

00:30:21.860 You got that dog in you.

00:30:22.860 I mean.

00:30:24.300 If need be, you will.

00:30:26.360 She has come out.

00:30:28.160 That's our topic for today, but I'm going to read some of these videos.

00:30:30.920 So, in this one, this is an on the street style video.

00:30:34.380 They're interviewing students at a college.

00:30:36.240 And they're asked what their pronouns are.

00:30:38.940 And their response include a guy with bleached blonde hair and skinny jeans.

00:30:42.680 I like how my producer wrote that.

00:30:44.120 Thanks, Amanda.

00:30:45.120 Saying, I don't do pronouns.

00:30:47.020 I'm a man.

00:30:48.320 And then someone else saying, I don't have any.

00:30:49.980 I don't believe in them.

00:30:50.840 And someone else saying, I don't do pronouns.

00:30:52.580 I'm just what you think.

00:30:54.000 Okay.

00:30:54.280 Well, if you called him a she, her, he'd get real mad.

00:30:58.280 I love when they're like, I don't use them.

00:31:00.380 I'm like, you just did.

00:31:02.540 You just said the word.

00:31:04.040 Yeah.

00:31:04.280 They're like, how do I know what to call them if I don't know what they are?

00:31:07.700 You just said it twice.

00:31:09.640 It's just grammar.

00:31:10.620 It's not, I don't believe in it.

00:31:11.540 It's not a religion.

00:31:13.500 It's grammar.

00:31:14.600 It's words, girl.

00:31:15.760 They're words.

00:31:16.520 Words make sense.

00:31:17.720 Things just hurt people.

00:31:18.800 I've thought before, too, when people freak out about pronouns, I always think, do you

00:31:23.360 know how, like, how bigoted you have to be consistently for it to be hard for you to

00:31:30.620 not do that?

00:31:31.480 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:32.040 Like, they're like, well, what am I supposed to do now?

00:31:34.260 Just stop being awful.

00:31:35.600 I think it's pretty easy.

00:31:36.680 Like, I just like to normalize calling everyone they and them and having, you know, totally

00:31:42.820 like cis people. 0.52

00:31:45.460 Correct me.

00:31:46.800 Tell me what you want to be called.

00:31:48.100 Oh, that's like.

00:31:49.700 Tell me. 0.99

00:31:51.200 Honestly, one time I had someone say that it was fucked up of me to call someone a bitch 0.99

00:31:56.460 because I don't know. 0.99

00:31:58.320 Like, they're like, I'm not a girl.

00:32:00.580 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:32:00.980 I was like, bitch is a genderless term. 1.00

00:32:03.320 You ugly bitch. 1.00

00:32:04.580 A bitch is like a noun, a verb. 1.00

00:32:08.000 Truly. 1.00

00:32:08.760 Truly.

00:32:09.260 That's a genderless term in my vernacular. 1.00

00:32:11.400 I'm going to call anybody a bitch. 1.00

00:32:12.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:13.120 Derogatory or not.

00:32:14.200 Yeah.

00:32:14.620 I'm going to be real mean to you regardless.

00:32:16.600 That's all I was like. 1.00

00:32:17.460 And I was like, and here you are acting like a bitch. 1.00

00:32:19.220 So what do you call that? 1.00

00:32:20.480 Yeah.

00:32:22.560 Okay.

00:32:23.000 So the comments on this video, this one says, what you don't understand is that this is

00:32:26.920 the views of 90% of the world. 0.97

00:32:28.620 The mentally ill progressives are just loud. 0.99

00:32:30.780 Okay. 1.00

00:32:32.060 I mean, I am mentally ill. 0.99

00:32:34.060 That is true. 0.58

00:32:36.500 I just love the 90% like.

00:32:38.680 Who do they call?

00:32:39.680 Yeah.

00:32:40.520 Did you Google that?

00:32:41.660 Did AI tell you?

00:32:42.920 Yeah.

00:32:43.480 Sometimes I will say.

00:32:44.140 What's their gender? 0.72

00:32:45.320 Yeah.

00:32:47.600 Where'd you get that stat, girl?

00:32:49.000 I was like, show me a study.

00:32:50.500 I want to see it.

00:32:51.300 What if the AI is trans? 0.99

00:32:52.780 What are you going to do?

00:32:53.660 Then what?

00:32:54.100 Oh, no.

00:32:54.480 Are you going to listen to it?

00:32:55.260 What if the AI is a them?

00:32:56.960 Then what?

00:32:58.340 Non-binary.

00:32:59.080 Then what? 0.99

00:32:59.700 They're going to freak the fuck out.

00:33:01.280 You know what's funny is 90% of the world has been colonized.

00:33:03.900 I would argue that.

00:33:04.800 I would say that.

00:33:05.300 So yeah, I'm sure there's plenty of you all over the world in places you're not supposed 0.99

00:33:08.660 to fucking be. 0.99

00:33:09.620 That's for fucking sure. 0.99

00:33:11.420 Do you ever wonder, like, when you go to Hawaii, like, or we go back home. 0.99

00:33:15.380 Sometimes if I'm, like, if I'm with friends and they're white or whatever.

00:33:19.180 Don't worry, they're with me.

00:33:20.560 Oh, girl.

00:33:21.180 The way that they burn in that sun.

00:33:24.140 Oh.

00:33:24.720 Okay, so my boyfriend is Samwin, too.

00:33:27.020 And him and his brother have two different dads with the same mom.

00:33:29.880 And my boyfriend's afkasi, which is, like, half. 1.00

00:33:32.140 So his mom's white. 0.87

00:33:33.420 So they share a white mom. 0.65

00:33:34.660 They have two different dads. 1.00

00:33:36.200 And thankfully, their mom is beautiful because both of their dads are ugly as fuck. 1.00

00:33:39.740 But anyways, that's besides the point. 1.00

00:33:41.120 So his brother is white.

00:33:42.260 He's, like, blonde hair, blue eyes.

00:33:43.320 But he has the same face.

00:33:44.700 And they're, like, it's strange.

00:33:46.820 We took, he went to Hawaii with us for the first time last year. 0.99

00:33:50.020 The way that bitch was lobster fucking red after two hours. 1.00

00:33:54.020 I said, girl, put a shirt on. 1.00

00:33:55.960 My sister was, like, put a shirt on and go in the ocean. 1.00

00:33:58.340 He's, like, I can't.

00:33:59.200 But he, like, refused to wear one because we were all.

00:34:01.800 I said, babe, my skin's built for this.

00:34:04.040 Yours is it.

00:34:05.340 Sunscreen, my love.

00:34:06.660 Sunscreen.

00:34:07.000 No amount of sunscreen in the world, girl.

00:34:09.100 Especially when I took him to the west side.

00:34:10.680 We went to the west side.

00:34:11.600 That sounds different over there.

00:34:12.380 That's different.

00:34:13.100 And that lasts long.

00:34:14.520 Yeah.

00:34:14.980 And there's no shade.

00:34:16.240 No.

00:34:16.760 Not one tree.

00:34:17.740 No one tree.

00:34:18.580 Not one tree.

00:34:20.560 Our white, like, family member,

00:34:23.000 counterboards over with us.

00:34:24.460 Oh, my gosh.

00:34:24.780 They were, like, with the puddle and, like, an umbrella.

00:34:28.200 They were, like, did you.

00:34:28.920 And two rocks.

00:34:29.420 They were, like, did you guys bring.

00:34:31.480 The wind is just blowing.

00:34:33.460 They were, like, did you guys bring umbrellas?

00:34:35.300 And we were, like, no.

00:34:36.360 No, man.

00:34:37.180 Girl, no. 0.99

00:34:38.060 I'm sitting in the sun.

00:34:38.940 I'm baking.

00:34:39.540 I'm baking.

00:34:40.060 Yeah.

00:34:41.280 The point is to sit on the sand and roast like you're in a toaster oven.

00:34:45.180 See, I'm not a sitter.

00:34:46.620 No.

00:34:47.080 I'm, like, a spinner.

00:34:48.240 Like, I'm a stander around her.

00:34:49.680 Are you?

00:34:49.940 Yeah. 0.97

00:34:50.360 Like, a lazy Susan.

00:34:52.780 Like, just constantly.

00:34:53.640 You gotta be moving?

00:34:54.240 Yeah, I'm moving.

00:34:54.980 You're rotating?

00:34:55.660 Yeah.

00:34:56.160 Are you trying to even the tan or is that just because?

00:34:58.080 Rotisserie trans. 0.96

00:35:02.360 You gotta cook evenly on all sides.

00:35:03.740 Cocoa butter flavor.

00:35:07.120 I can't.

00:35:07.920 Especially in Hawaii, too.

00:35:09.360 I, like, I wear one big t-shirt, my bathing suit.

00:35:11.880 Yeah.

00:35:12.040 I bring one bag.

00:35:12.920 That's it.

00:35:13.120 One pereo.

00:35:13.740 That's it.

00:35:14.080 The same swimsuit all the whole time because you go on different tan lines.

00:35:18.240 Exactly.

00:35:19.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:19.520 One with the ass out, too. 1.00

00:35:20.860 I mean. 1.00

00:35:21.360 Get a nice, good tan.

00:35:22.260 Oh, I have a whale stamp, tramp thingy over here.

00:35:25.080 Oh, love that.

00:35:25.160 The whale tail.

00:35:26.040 Oh, you do?

00:35:26.620 I do.

00:35:27.200 I love that.

00:35:28.200 I just got a big back tattoo, like, a big tribal down my back.

00:35:31.320 I'm excited for the summer.

00:35:33.760 I'm thinking about bringing it all the way down.

00:35:35.060 I love my culture, but not that much.

00:35:37.020 No?

00:35:37.160 I can't do the tattoos.

00:35:38.720 Really?

00:35:39.040 I hate needles.

00:35:40.300 I can't do it.

00:35:41.100 Oh, you hate needles.

00:35:42.780 Yeah.

00:35:43.000 Even if you get really high and go, you don't think.

00:35:44.820 I don't know.

00:35:45.060 Or would you be too aware?

00:35:45.960 Worse?

00:35:46.440 You'd be too aware.

00:35:47.400 You think?

00:35:47.960 I don't know.

00:35:48.240 You know what's funny with my back?

00:35:49.700 So I tattooed, like, all down my spine.

00:35:51.540 It's so pretty, though.

00:35:52.340 I'm sure.

00:35:52.700 It looks great.

00:35:53.900 I'll show you after.

00:35:55.400 Me just, like, pulling my top down so I can show you.

00:35:58.160 But I remember my tattoo artist, he's someone, too.

00:36:00.580 So he was, like, doing it for me.

00:36:02.320 And, girl, the first, like, first of all, when he was sketching on me, because my artist,

00:36:06.460 like, he freehands.

00:36:07.440 So I just kind of show him the shape I want, and then he'll use a Sharpie, draw it on me,

00:36:12.380 show me in a mirror, and I'll be like, yep, looks good.

00:36:14.440 And then he just tattoos it on me, like a real fob.

00:36:16.740 And so I love him.

00:36:18.000 Love him.

00:36:18.300 He's my uncle.

00:36:18.820 Love you, Bodhi.

00:36:20.360 So when he was drawing on me with the pen, I said, oh, that hurts.

00:36:24.840 You look big.

00:36:25.520 I was like, that's covering a lot of real estate in there.

00:36:28.460 It's huge.

00:36:29.200 It's way bigger than I thought, which I love.

00:36:31.160 But when he first drew it, it was kind of hurting already.

00:36:33.320 And I was like, uh-oh, the pen is hurting me.

00:36:35.960 Oh, my gosh.

00:36:36.580 You can't imagine the needle.

00:36:37.820 And it hurt so bad, I almost threw up.

00:36:39.620 But I didn't cry, and I did stay awake the whole time.

00:36:43.100 But I did feel like I was being, like, strapped to a board, leather belt in my mouth.

00:36:46.960 You know what I mean?

00:36:47.360 That's what did work.

00:36:47.900 I mean, life has done enough for me.

00:36:49.520 I'm good.

00:36:52.120 And enough trouble.

00:36:54.080 But my point is, the second session, because he shaded the whole thing, but then he had to

00:36:58.260 do the gray shading, which is the hardest part, or one of the hardest parts.

00:37:01.880 So, like, when he came back the next day, I was like, the thought of having to go through

00:37:06.200 that again makes me want to die.

00:37:07.480 But I was like, I can do it.

00:37:08.340 It's fine. 0.99

00:37:08.760 And then he brought me the numbing cream, which I thought was bullshit. 0.98

00:37:11.380 Yeah, it works. 0.99

00:37:12.320 Yeah, it does work.

00:37:13.680 And so, but then when you have to wrap yourself, and so it can sink in for, like, an hour.

00:37:18.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:19.200 Speaking of rotisserie chicken, like, my man literally had to saran wrap my entire body.

00:37:23.720 Because I looked like I was like, doja cat.

00:37:26.520 For real.

00:37:27.060 So, I'm like, okay, real original doja.

00:37:29.600 Okay.

00:37:30.080 Real original.

00:37:30.940 Did that already in my house. 1.00

00:37:32.340 Bitch stole my look. 1.00

00:37:33.720 Bitch stole my look. 1.00

00:37:35.360 But the numbing cream works. 1.00

00:37:36.440 I was going to say, you should try it.

00:37:37.900 But I did feel it, but it wasn't as bad.

00:37:41.080 Okay.

00:37:41.420 So, it was like a nine before, then it was like a four.

00:37:44.000 Which is doable.

00:37:44.920 I mean, that's drastic.

00:37:45.520 I think it's doable.

00:37:46.680 So, if you're ever interested, maybe.

00:37:49.340 Are you thinking, like, traditional ones?

00:37:50.700 Do you like the traditional ones?

00:37:51.880 Or just all of them?

00:37:52.740 I don't know.

00:37:53.360 Can't do any of them?

00:37:54.000 I don't know.

00:37:54.900 I really don't know.

00:37:55.940 I've been giving it that much thought.

00:37:57.520 You're getting nervous.

00:37:58.280 Like, I'm going to give you one right now.

00:38:02.320 Bring it out.

00:38:06.040 Okay.

00:38:06.480 Let me get back to this.

00:38:08.100 Okay.

00:38:08.280 This one says, this is a loaded question in today's society.

00:38:12.060 If you think them saying, I don't have any favorite pronouns is worse than my pronouns,

00:38:16.140 are they, them, you're the problem.

00:38:17.680 He used them multiple times.

00:38:18.900 Yeah, that's right.

00:38:19.240 Like, he's explaining his bigotry.

00:38:20.560 Oh, man. 1.00

00:38:24.020 Sometimes I think, I think that they think we're stupid. 1.00

00:38:28.340 No, I know that they're stupid. 1.00

00:38:30.420 And I know for a fact they're stupid. 1.00

00:38:32.320 So, it's kind of like, I mean, like, it's one of those things where I'm like, you're so 1.00

00:38:35.100 stupid. 1.00

00:38:35.460 It's like, is it even worth it trying to explain it to you? 1.00

00:38:38.000 No.

00:38:38.260 No, not at all.

00:38:39.280 When you see crazy coming at you, you cross the street.

00:38:43.720 You don't ask any questions. 0.97

00:38:45.280 You do not argue with crazy. 0.92

00:38:46.960 Fair enough. 0.92

00:38:47.660 You do what you're going to do.

00:38:48.700 Yeah.

00:38:48.780 I'll be over here.

00:38:49.500 Don't bother me.

00:38:50.000 Or if you live in LA, you just act crazier than the person coming at you.

00:38:52.620 You have to. 0.99

00:38:53.200 You out crazy the crazier. 1.00

00:38:53.820 You have to. 1.00

00:38:54.780 Yeah.

00:38:55.480 You just got to get real weird.

00:38:57.660 Sorry, like, Last of Us, or just, like, clacking, zombified.

00:39:01.460 Clicking.

00:39:02.280 You sound like a clicker.

00:39:03.540 Okay, and this next one, it's a skit video where a college student is reenacting a situation

00:39:08.480 where he was at school, and he realizes he's lost on the first day, finds a school TA,

00:39:13.680 asks for directions.

00:39:15.020 The TA responds, I'd love to help.

00:39:16.660 My name is Miss Smith, and my pronouns are she, her, what can I do for you?

00:39:21.080 And then his bio is, gotta respect the pronouns, and he's throwing up emoji.

00:39:25.560 Like, he's basically saying, this teacher is being inclusive, and that makes me want

00:39:28.780 to throw up.

00:39:29.360 That's the joke.

00:39:30.060 Oh.

00:39:30.700 That's the joke.

00:39:32.980 I'll put my life on it.

00:39:34.120 This guy's white, too. 1.00

00:39:35.300 I bet my life on that shit. 1.00

00:39:36.760 Okay. 1.00

00:39:37.400 This first comment says, bro, when my dumbass liberal teachers were asking us what ours 0.99

00:39:41.820 were, I said, normal, and they started bitching. 1.00

00:39:45.100 Like, no one cares. 0.76

00:39:47.120 Clown emoji.

00:39:48.000 That's the hard part, especially with, like, kids.

00:39:50.800 Yeah.

00:39:50.920 Like, you wish, like, the amount of deep programming we have to do to ourselves.

00:39:54.320 For real?

00:39:54.640 From, like, the craziness that our parents put on a lot of kids.

00:39:59.180 This is a lie.

00:40:00.920 It is.

00:40:01.500 It is a lie.

00:40:02.080 It costs nothing to be more inclusive.

00:40:03.980 Like, that's not-

00:40:04.580 We're educated.

00:40:05.480 Yeah.

00:40:05.940 That's, like, never a bad thing.

00:40:07.940 Like, and it's also, it lends towards, why does inclusivity make you feel like your position

00:40:14.560 is threatened?

00:40:15.280 Is threatened.

00:40:15.760 Right.

00:40:15.820 Like, you're always included.

00:40:17.560 We're just kind of expanding it to include other people-ish.

00:40:21.300 And even if you, you can't even really apply that to all trans people, because trans people 1.00

00:40:25.100 still use he, him, and she, him.

00:40:27.260 Yeah.

00:40:27.340 I mean, technically, yeah.

00:40:29.180 We're still using the pronouns.

00:40:30.080 Technically, trans people are, like, you know, we prescribe to the binary.

00:40:33.700 Yeah.

00:40:33.760 We see ourselves as the other gender.

00:40:36.160 Yeah.

00:40:36.740 And then some are trans non-binary.

00:40:38.980 Yeah.

00:40:39.160 Absolutely.

00:40:39.440 You know, where there's that, you know, there's a box to check off of what your gender is. 1.00

00:40:43.880 They may not want to check any box.

00:40:46.380 Yeah.

00:40:46.620 Or both.

00:40:47.100 Yeah.

00:40:47.600 Yeah.

00:40:47.820 And it's like, okay, why do you care so much?

00:40:50.920 Yeah.

00:40:51.440 I just, like.

00:40:51.880 I still want to know why they care.

00:40:52.780 I have so much going on.

00:40:54.600 I don't have time to get in other people's business.

00:40:57.380 Yeah.

00:40:57.640 Well, I notice happy people tend to not care about what other people are doing.

00:41:04.440 Happy, fulfilled.

00:41:05.400 Happy, busy.

00:41:07.340 Yeah.

00:41:07.400 You know.

00:41:08.700 Successful. 1.00

00:41:09.260 Fucked regularly. 0.99

00:41:10.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:11.340 Exactly.

00:41:12.200 I've made that joke, too.

00:41:13.520 I'm like, yeah.

00:41:14.580 See, like, if you were getting laid, you wouldn't be acting like that.

00:41:16.720 You wouldn't be getting laid, my love.

00:41:17.460 You wouldn't be acting like that.

00:41:18.580 Your fingers would be way too tired. 0.64

00:41:21.860 You'd be like, actually, I guess I don't hate trans people.

00:41:25.420 I was just, like, lonely.

00:41:26.580 But let me see.

00:41:28.240 All these people, I would love them to drop their Google search or their Pornhub search.

00:41:32.840 Girl.

00:41:33.560 I would love to see what they search.

00:41:34.900 Damning evidence.

00:41:35.820 Mama. 0.66

00:41:36.060 They'd be caught red-handed.

00:41:37.660 A bunch.

00:41:38.760 Mm-hmm.

00:41:39.200 Yeah.

00:41:40.280 I was on the Drew Barrymore show, like, a week or two ago, and they posted, like, a real

00:41:45.040 clip of it.

00:41:45.980 And I got a comment yesterday from this guy, and he wrote out this whole thing.

00:41:50.660 He's like, first of all, hate this girl.

00:41:54.080 Strong start.

00:41:55.440 Then he keeps going, and then he's like, I bet this is the girl that, like, she only goes

00:42:00.940 for looks, and, like, she only goes for tall men. 0.91

00:42:05.060 And she doesn't even get to know personality.

00:42:07.700 So she wouldn't even look at a guy like me.

00:42:10.040 I'm not kidding.

00:42:10.840 Like, verbatim.

00:42:11.460 That's what it said.

00:42:12.520 And he wrote this whole thing. 0.98

00:42:13.960 And then I responded, and I said, this is the most pathetic thing I've ever read. 0.97

00:42:17.200 I know. 0.99

00:42:17.220 You just clocked yourself out.

00:42:18.100 Yeah.

00:42:18.460 I was like, you're literally admitting that you're-

00:42:21.100 All the reasons why you don't like yourself.

00:42:22.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:23.200 I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:42:26.320 Like, is this supposed to be a read on me? 0.99

00:42:28.520 Like, Sam, I feel bad for you. 1.00

00:42:31.060 Shit. 1.00

00:42:31.880 Well, I was like, well, yes. 1.00

00:42:33.920 Yeah.

00:42:34.180 And I was like, and so you're admitting I made that pee-pee wiggle a little.

00:42:36.660 Yeah.

00:42:37.080 That's what I thought.

00:42:39.240 Sometimes that's what I'm like.

00:42:40.440 You can call me a lot of things.

00:42:41.300 She'll never, she'll never, ever look at me.

00:42:44.100 I love her.

00:42:45.480 She'll never look at a guy like me.

00:42:46.940 You're right.

00:42:48.120 I won't. 1.00

00:42:48.840 You can suck my dick. 1.00

00:42:49.960 Anyways, when I see shit like that, I'm like, you're telling on yourself, babe. 1.00

00:42:54.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:54.740 And I feel like men do that in your comments a lot.

00:42:56.800 Yeah.

00:42:57.120 You're like, you're telling on yourself.

00:42:59.400 You can call me a lot of things, but never ugly.

00:43:00.900 It is rather interesting.

00:43:01.600 It is interesting.

00:43:02.260 Especially when I do, like, big things, like, for, like, PBS or, like, The Daily Show.

00:43:06.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:07.580 Not my completely curated audience, you know, so then, here we go.

00:43:12.620 Here's the gauntlet.

00:43:13.560 Right.

00:43:14.080 The straights.

00:43:14.920 Yeah.

00:43:15.660 Where do they come from?

00:43:17.100 You're not my target audience.

00:43:19.140 Please get away from me.

00:43:20.000 Only now.

00:43:22.780 That's how they act towards you, too.

00:43:24.580 Mm-hmm.

00:43:25.260 Because, again, like you said, bacon.

00:43:29.760 Smell the bacon.

00:43:30.340 I can smell it.

00:43:31.220 Yeah, you can smell it from a mile away.

00:43:33.200 Smell the bacon.

00:43:33.520 Like, within Polynesian culture in general, like, beauty, like, what is considered beautiful

00:43:38.100 to us is completely different than what's considered beautiful to white people.

00:43:41.860 Mm-hmm.

00:43:42.020 Like, Eurocentric beauty standards.

00:43:43.100 Like, my idea of beauty in, like, women or men or whomever, what your perception of beauty

00:43:49.200 is is not mine.

00:43:50.120 Yeah.

00:43:50.620 So, like, it's the same thing with, like, build and everything.

00:43:53.160 Like, obviously, Polynesian people are built very differently than any other minority. 0.96

00:43:57.280 So, when they say things like, like, oh, you're just big and manly, you goddamn right 1.00

00:44:02.500 I am, bitch. 1.00

00:44:02.940 Well, you're weak and inferior. 1.00

00:44:04.440 Yeah, yeah, you goddamn right I am, bitch, and I would remember that. 1.00

00:44:07.840 I would crush you with my elbow. 1.00

00:44:09.180 Exactly. 0.96

00:44:10.120 I made a joke like that because I've had some friends, like, some of my friends who come

00:44:13.260 on who are someone, and I've told them, I was like, I could literally, like, when

00:44:17.400 they call me a linebacker or some shit like that, I'm like, you want to be built like

00:44:21.260 a linebacker, and you're telling me I am. 0.82

00:44:22.540 I know.

00:44:23.000 So, you're envious of my build.

00:44:24.280 Yeah.

00:44:24.500 Thank you.

00:44:25.100 Thank you so much.

00:44:25.800 Yeah, thank you so much. 0.97

00:44:27.000 And I was like, and also, like, they're like, get this bitch back to, like, the Ravens 1.00

00:44:31.180 or whatever the fuck. 0.99

00:44:31.760 Like, I should be on the, I was like, you know what's so ironic is I could make the Ravens. 0.99

00:44:35.660 You couldn't. 1.00

00:44:37.860 I got those jeans in me, bitch. 1.00

00:44:41.000 And you'd still be watching me. 1.00

00:44:42.760 Yeah, again.

00:44:44.240 You'd be a fan of me again.

00:44:45.720 Have my jersey.

00:44:47.880 Another grown man's name on your back. 1.00

00:44:50.380 I can't relate to that at all, bitch, can I? 1.00

00:44:52.660 And last names are really important in Polynesian culture. 0.99

00:44:57.580 Oh, my God.

00:44:58.520 When you were talking about the 75 and 100 percent, every man in my family has our last name in

00:45:06.200 old English.

00:45:07.500 Okay.

00:45:08.240 Whew.

00:45:09.660 And it's Kekau'oha. 0.99

00:45:11.300 It's a long ass name. 0.98

00:45:13.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:13.180 Yeah.

00:45:13.460 Across their backs.

00:45:14.500 Hawaiian names got a lot of K's and A's. 1.00

00:45:15.800 I was like, let me get some tits before they ask me to put it on my back, bitch. 1.00

00:45:20.620 No, ma'am. 1.00

00:45:22.720 Girl, you ain't getting me, bitch. 1.00

00:45:25.060 Do you imagine? 1.00

00:45:26.080 Are you going to tattoo it on you at all?

00:45:27.600 Have you thought about it?

00:45:28.140 No, I'm good.

00:45:28.900 No.

00:45:29.200 I'm good.

00:45:29.980 I'm good.

00:45:31.780 They know who I am.

00:45:34.160 Girl, this face card speaks for itself.

00:45:36.240 I don't need that.

00:45:37.260 Oh, my gosh.

00:45:37.500 I think my dad has his last name tattooed.

00:45:39.060 He has all of our names tattooed on him, too.

00:45:40.680 But yeah, they love a last name.

00:45:42.220 They do.

00:45:42.780 My dad and uncle would be like, well, you have to when, you know, so they know your actual

00:45:49.800 name when you get arrested.

00:45:52.060 Well, that's what an ID is for.

00:45:54.400 Oh, that's the one.

00:45:58.180 Your car's hijacked.

00:46:00.760 Girl, if I get arrested, it's for something big.

00:46:03.680 Girl, we got bigger problems, if that's the case.

00:46:07.100 Oh, also, this is something I wanted to mention, because I love your laugh, and it's very similar

00:46:10.780 to a lot of people I know.

00:46:11.700 And you know my laugh.

00:46:12.820 You're very familiar.

00:46:13.540 I'm sure you know, because you've grown up alongside many Polynesians.

00:46:16.660 But I've had a lot of people ask me about the laugh, especially white people.

00:46:20.080 God bless them.

00:46:21.040 But they're always like, the laugh is crazy.

00:46:22.940 Where is it from?

00:46:25.640 Lineage, girl.

00:46:26.720 Genetics, baby. 0.60

00:46:28.160 I've told people, I'm like, Polynesian people all laugh like me.

00:46:31.880 We all laugh loud.

00:46:34.160 It's our chant.

00:46:35.200 It truly is.

00:46:36.000 It's a call to arms for us, personally.

00:46:38.280 That's how we find each other, like sonar, like whales.

00:46:40.360 You know what I mean?

00:46:40.680 Yeah, I said a chi-pono out. 1.00

00:46:43.600 Yes.

00:46:43.920 And then Sasha Colby responds.

00:46:46.620 Hi.

00:46:49.660 Okay, let me read some more of these comments.

00:46:51.420 Okay, this one says, I just use whatever pronoun you look like. 0.96

00:46:54.700 It's your fault if you want to get offended when you're confusing the fuck out of people. 0.95

00:46:58.900 What? 0.96

00:46:59.500 Aw.

00:47:00.260 Aw.

00:47:00.960 Like, he calls you she-her?

00:47:02.660 You're like, fish.

00:47:04.280 I mean.

00:47:04.920 There he is.

00:47:05.380 You're like, so you're telling me I look good.

00:47:09.840 Yeah, through TSA, he's scathed.

00:47:12.520 Whew.

00:47:13.440 Okay.

00:47:13.980 Again, it's like, and also a lot of times, too, I'm like, the people who consistently complain 0.98

00:47:18.660 about this shit, I'm like, you are never- 0.98

00:47:20.760 You're never going to come into contact. 0.99

00:47:21.740 Ever. 0.82

00:47:22.120 You are never going to cross paths with a trans person. 1.00

00:47:24.920 Don't worry about it. 0.57

00:47:25.660 No one's going- 0.89

00:47:26.360 The trans community as a whole actively avoids people like you.

00:47:29.260 Yeah.

00:47:29.280 You think they don't know where not to go?

00:47:30.940 Please.

00:47:31.440 Yeah.

00:47:31.760 That's all I was like-

00:47:32.120 Make it very well known.

00:47:34.380 It's pretty-

00:47:34.980 Where not to go.

00:47:35.600 Yeah, it's like, pretty obvious where, like, we are not welcome.

00:47:39.540 Yeah.

00:47:39.980 That's why-

00:47:40.440 And do they all want to follow us?

00:47:42.420 I know.

00:47:42.760 They go into yours bases. 0.73

00:47:44.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:47:45.140 Tell you. 0.99

00:47:45.640 And then, that's why when they say the shit about, like, the drag band and they were trying 0.99

00:47:49.600 to talk about kids or whatever, I'm like, you don't give a fuck about kids, first 0.99

00:47:52.240 of all. 1.00

00:47:52.780 But second of all, most drag queens hate kids. 1.00

00:47:55.120 So, like, they don't want to be near your kids, girl. 0.99

00:47:57.760 Hot cake?

00:47:58.640 My drag is not for children.

00:48:00.100 Yeah.

00:48:00.760 Yeah.

00:48:01.220 That's what I'm saying.

00:48:02.160 Most drag is not for children.

00:48:03.760 I don't want to read to kids.

00:48:06.680 I don't want to read subtitles.

00:48:09.360 You know what I mean?

00:48:10.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:10.560 Like, but I will read a bitch. 1.00

00:48:12.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:13.320 And come over here.

00:48:14.360 In the heartbeat.

00:48:15.000 I wouldn't come over here if I were you.

00:48:16.500 I'll give you a different kind of reading, for sure.

00:48:19.540 But, I mean, maybe, like, parents should read to their kids.

00:48:23.960 For real.

00:48:24.360 Why am I doing your job?

00:48:25.760 I didn't push that kid out of my coochie. 0.81

00:48:27.320 You want all that?

00:48:27.640 You want all that mess?

00:48:29.580 That's your responsibility, and I'm mine.

00:48:31.180 I would say, hot take.

00:48:32.600 Like, I love you, my family.

00:48:34.120 This is a hot take.

00:48:35.220 Are you ready for it?

00:48:36.000 Yeah.

00:48:36.220 I have, like, a niece, and she has two kids, 9 and 10.

00:48:40.140 Amazing.

00:48:40.620 They're on my phone.

00:48:41.500 They're my screensaver.

00:48:42.260 I love them.

00:48:42.780 I love you.

00:48:44.800 On FaceTime.

00:48:45.640 I was like, I was like, I'm going to come and, like, hang out with them in Portland.

00:48:51.360 Like, let me get a hotel.

00:48:52.440 Yeah.

00:48:52.640 I have this day early in, like, about 20 minutes.

00:48:56.620 It was 20 minutes.

00:48:57.740 They're 9 and 10, so now they're just yelling at each other.

00:49:00.100 Yeah.

00:49:00.280 And I'm like, I can't.

00:49:05.020 Then my niece, the mom, is, like, completely zoned out.

00:49:09.320 Like, she's at that level where she doesn't even hear it anymore.

00:49:12.000 And I'm like, I'm going to explode.

00:49:16.600 I called my friends.

00:49:17.980 I was like, I need a two, like, I need a two-grammer infused.

00:49:21.920 I'm standing in the rain.

00:49:23.220 Okay.

00:49:23.440 It has to be a lot in my hotel room for me to be outside downtown Portland.

00:49:28.800 In the rain. 0.93

00:49:29.880 With all those crazy people.

00:49:33.060 That's how much they were stressing you out. 0.97

00:49:35.360 I am so happy I'm queer.

00:49:37.200 I am so happy I'm trans. 0.98

00:49:38.900 That's why I said most drag queens hate kids. 1.00

00:49:44.500 Okay, bitch, you don't have to worry about that. 1.00

00:49:46.520 They're like, don't bring your kids. 1.00

00:49:48.260 I'm going to be mad if you do. 1.00

00:49:49.740 I'm not letting you in my fucking show if you bring those. 0.99

00:49:52.820 Yeah, I feel, kids are fucking stressful, too. 1.00

00:49:56.560 They're hard. 0.99

00:49:57.380 They're hard.

00:49:58.060 It's hard to have a kid.

00:49:59.320 And you do it.

00:50:00.180 You do what you've got.

00:50:01.040 Especially when you don't know what you're doing.

00:50:04.380 Let's be honest.

00:50:06.220 You can't Google that.

00:50:07.340 Do they think they're a fun aunt, though?

00:50:10.080 Are you a fun aunt?

00:50:10.540 I'm the fun aunt.

00:50:11.360 For sure.

00:50:12.380 Love that.

00:50:12.700 For sure, yeah.

00:50:13.260 That's kind of my vibes, too.

00:50:14.540 Yeah.

00:50:14.840 My man and I have talked about that.

00:50:15.980 I'm like, I'm cool with being an awesome, rich aunt.

00:50:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:19.480 Yeah.

00:50:19.940 That's me.

00:50:20.680 I'm a godmother until I die.

00:50:22.100 I float in and out.

00:50:23.640 Yeah.

00:50:24.140 And then when you start getting annoying, I give you back to your parents.

00:50:27.520 Goodbye.

00:50:28.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.560 Goodbye.

00:50:28.860 Goodbye.

00:50:28.960 Going back home.

00:50:29.660 Love you.

00:50:30.100 I'll see you in three years.

00:50:32.220 I'll see you next Christmas.

00:50:33.780 Goodbye.

00:50:34.440 Yeah, I will.

00:50:35.000 Yeah, I'm going to give you a kick-ass gift.

00:50:36.880 Yeah.

00:50:37.380 I'm going to hang out with you.

00:50:38.540 We're going to have fun.

00:50:39.120 Especially now that they know.

00:50:40.240 They're like, auntie, you're on TV.

00:50:42.700 And I'm, you know, like, they're very aware.

00:50:45.080 They understand.

00:50:46.120 Mm-hmm.

00:50:47.040 Like, the price range of their gifts that they were asking for has jumped.

00:50:52.420 It's like a $400 range.

00:50:54.280 They're asking for, like, the Oculus, like.

00:50:56.480 Oh, yeah.

00:50:56.980 The VR thing.

00:50:57.980 Okay, calm down.

00:50:59.620 How bad is reality that you need it virtually?

00:51:03.200 For you.

00:51:03.940 Oh, my gosh.

00:51:04.700 Yeah.

00:51:05.900 My sister and I, we are both godmothers, too.

00:51:08.200 Our godson, he's, like, our nephew.

00:51:09.980 He knows what I do to an extent. 0.97

00:51:12.400 But, like, I'm not shit to him. 0.99

00:51:13.820 Like, he doesn't give a fuck, like, about me being. 0.99

00:51:16.080 Because I've obviously known him since he was born. 0.98

00:51:18.240 But I did a VidCon.

00:51:20.160 It's, like, this, like, online creator convention thing.

00:51:23.240 And the first year I did it, like, he was going because Mr. Beast was going.

00:51:27.100 Oh, yeah.

00:51:27.620 And so they had already planned on going.

00:51:29.100 And then my mom was like, oh, hey, like, we're going to be there, too.

00:51:31.440 Like, the girl's going to be there.

00:51:32.240 And we're like, yeah, we really want to see him.

00:51:34.120 And his name's Zane.

00:51:35.140 And he, like, told his mom, who told us, he was like, I'll let them know if I can fit them in.

00:51:40.760 Oh.

00:51:42.160 Okay.

00:51:43.240 Um.

00:51:43.940 Okay.

00:51:44.520 And he's like, well, I have a lot of Mr. Beast stuff to get to.

00:51:46.800 I'm like, no, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

00:51:48.380 I'm your godmother, but no, for sure.

00:51:49.980 Just waiting for you.

00:51:50.460 Yeah.

00:51:50.740 I'm like, no, yeah, let me know if that schedule opens up, player.

00:51:53.060 I'll go ahead and see if I can come and meet you.

00:51:55.620 Like.

00:51:56.440 Pencil.

00:51:56.720 Yeah, he's like, well, I'll let them know if I can fit them in.

00:51:59.640 I'll let them know.

00:52:00.300 Even my brother, my brother who's 19, like, literally the other day, he was at my house

00:52:05.140 and he was just hanging out with me and my boyfriend.

00:52:07.020 And then he's like, all right, I'm going to go home.

00:52:09.140 We're like, okay, see ya.

00:52:10.180 And he's like, you know what?

00:52:11.580 We should hang out more.

00:52:12.480 Like, the three of us.

00:52:13.420 Like, just the three of us.

00:52:14.460 We should hang out more.

00:52:15.160 And I was like, yeah, like, you're always welcome over here.

00:52:17.880 And then my brother looks me in the eyes and goes, I'll let you know. 1.00

00:52:21.080 You asked me, bitch. 1.00

00:52:23.880 Like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:52:24.740 Like, you asked me. 1.00

00:52:26.600 What are we talking about?

00:52:28.540 I'm just calling you to tell you I'm not talking to you.

00:52:33.080 It's one of those things where it's like, we'll see something.

00:52:35.640 I was just saying that.

00:52:36.620 I wasn't like.

00:52:37.260 I know.

00:52:37.500 And also, I was just being polite.

00:52:41.540 Nothing is better than canceling plans.

00:52:44.560 You ever heard of small talk?

00:52:46.580 That's what that was. 1.00

00:52:47.420 And it's shit. 1.00

00:52:47.980 And it's chat, right? 1.00

00:52:49.060 I was going to say, is your family humbling?

00:52:52.060 My family's extremely humbling.

00:52:55.060 Unintentionally.

00:52:55.640 Yeah.

00:52:55.800 My chosen family's humbling.

00:52:57.380 No.

00:52:57.800 Yeah.

00:52:58.400 No.

00:52:58.960 They're humbling.

00:53:00.660 And I honestly, I'm like, okay, period.

00:53:02.860 Like, I need that.

00:53:04.200 Like.

00:53:04.440 Yeah.

00:53:04.680 Somebody's got it.

00:53:05.400 Yeah.

00:53:05.920 If my own family's going to do it.

00:53:07.560 Okay.

00:53:08.200 Yeah.

00:53:08.440 No, for sure.

00:53:09.320 Yeah.

00:53:09.600 Sometimes I think, too, like, because I, like, have a someone family, when men try to write 0.99

00:53:14.200 hate on my shit, I'm like, you're going to have to come harder than that, girl. 0.99

00:53:17.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:17.780 Yeah.

00:53:19.060 You're going to have to try harder than that.

00:53:20.280 Yeah.

00:53:20.680 I'm the youngest of seven.

00:53:23.340 Come on.

00:53:24.040 Come on now.

00:53:24.560 Let's go.

00:53:25.340 That's child's play for me.

00:53:27.280 And that's the real tea.

00:53:28.440 Yeah.

00:53:28.660 It's like how you said that, like, baby, if you want to play, you can play.

00:53:33.000 Like, I don't think you want to play.

00:53:34.400 Yeah.

00:53:34.720 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:36.460 And it's one of, even with most Polynesian families, I have a lot of Kanaka friends, too. 0.70

00:53:40.480 Like, they do not fuck around when we're, like, making fun of each other. 0.95

00:53:43.600 And also your chosen family, too. 0.99

00:53:45.140 Oh, yeah.

00:53:45.440 Who invented reading, first of all.

00:53:48.220 All in love.

00:53:49.360 All in love.

00:53:49.960 But still.

00:53:50.320 You read the ones you love.

00:53:53.540 Within an inch of their life.

00:53:55.160 That's how you do that.

00:53:56.000 You can take a read in heels, in the club.

00:54:01.140 Sweaty.

00:54:02.060 Baby, you still know your words.

00:54:04.100 I'm doing it.

00:54:05.140 Yeah, you can do it.

00:54:05.800 You can survive anything at that point.

00:54:07.560 And come right off and read right back.

00:54:10.080 And another thing.

00:54:11.580 Just to wrap this up.

00:54:12.980 We talked about whole lots of stuff.

00:54:14.600 But first, I do want to know, what would be your best piece of advice, specifically for the PI girls? 0.97

00:54:20.780 Maybe who want to get into drag or get into entertainment as a whole.

00:54:24.380 And obviously, representation is moving in the right direction, albeit very, very slow.

00:54:29.860 But obviously, they have someone like you now to look up to.

00:54:33.260 Like, what would be your best piece of advice for them if they're looking to get into the world?

00:54:36.380 But maybe they feel a little lost or maybe not wanted in those spaces.

00:54:41.260 Because there's not many of us, obviously.

00:54:43.180 Yeah, there definitely isn't a lot of us yet.

00:54:46.820 But I think for any PI woman, queer person, anyone really, any Pacifica person that is interested in entertainment, is interested in being part of what entertainment is, which is storytelling, right?

00:55:06.600 And, you know, as Pacific Islanders, that's what we are.

00:55:10.340 We're storytellers.

00:55:11.380 We remember it from our, you know, folklore.

00:55:15.560 And we make it into music.

00:55:16.680 And we make it into dance.

00:55:17.960 And that's how we remember.

00:55:20.080 So, when I think about doing drag, that's my form of being a cultural practitioner.

00:55:26.240 You know, that's my intention.

00:55:27.020 And I think when you are thinking about getting into entertainment and you think about even drag, like, it's really about intention. 0.67

00:55:35.360 Totally.

00:55:36.100 Like, do you want to be in a drag race or do you want to tell stories?

00:55:41.120 Absolutely.

00:55:41.740 And I find that when you, your intention is to do what we naturally have flowing through our veins.

00:55:50.000 Yeah.

00:55:50.440 That's when success comes and then that's when it's easy.

00:55:53.500 So, just remember that.

00:55:54.740 Remember when you're dreaming, to dream big.

00:55:58.140 And, honestly, especially in the entertainment business, we have to start making our own stories, our own paths.

00:56:03.860 Totally.

00:56:04.280 So, I encourage not just, you know, wanting to go into acting and doing something that's famous or a movie star.

00:56:10.820 Yeah.

00:56:11.100 But be behind the cameras.

00:56:12.900 Absolutely.

00:56:13.280 You know, be the ones that make the stories, the producers, the screenwriters.

00:56:17.080 Because those are the people that are in charge of making sure that those projects reflect us.

00:56:22.700 Yeah.

00:56:22.840 You can tell when there's a queer person in the editing room or in the writer's room.

00:56:27.760 You can tell when there's, you know, I've read a script a while ago and I would say, it sounds like it's right there being Hawaiian.

00:56:34.920 You know, being local.

00:56:36.160 Totally.

00:56:36.260 But it's just a little bit of how they fight.

00:56:38.160 Yeah.

00:56:38.700 You know?

00:56:39.120 Yeah.

00:56:39.420 You're like, it's missing.

00:56:40.240 It's, you know, that brown gravy on the loco moco.

00:56:46.640 Yeah.

00:56:47.660 That Zippy's loco moco.

00:56:49.260 That fried egg on top.

00:56:50.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:51.040 That mac salad.

00:56:51.960 It's missing it.

00:56:52.720 It needs a mac salad.

00:56:55.320 It needs an egg. 0.98

00:56:56.560 I'm telling you.

00:56:57.740 It needs some kimchi fried rice from Zippy's.

00:57:00.820 What's your, what's your order at Zippy's?

00:57:02.800 Fried chicken and chili with cheese, rice, extra mac salad.

00:57:07.380 That's a fire ass order.

00:57:08.980 You want to hear something funny? 0.99

00:57:10.020 My uncle Safi, who's like, he's lived in Hawaii his entire fucking life and Samoa. 0.99

00:57:14.360 That's his order. 0.99

00:57:15.420 I'm not kidding.

00:57:16.160 And you know, I remember because I was like fried chicken and chili.

00:57:18.280 Like when I first went with that.

00:57:19.280 Fried chicken and chili.

00:57:19.520 It's the best.

00:57:20.060 It's the best.

00:57:20.780 With the cheese on top, rice, mac salad.

00:57:23.220 Ooh.

00:57:24.180 What's your favorite place to eat in Hawaii?

00:57:26.460 Local food or just food in general? 0.97

00:57:28.280 I mean, you go to a 7-Eleven, you can fuck it up. 0.98

00:57:31.060 Okay. 0.99

00:57:31.400 I've told people, and this is controversial.

00:57:33.260 Take it as you want.

00:57:34.320 It is not controversial.

00:57:35.000 The spam musubi from 7-Eleven specifically. 1.00

00:57:39.300 Yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:57:40.160 Even the sushi and like the little bentos that they have heated. 1.00

00:57:41.760 The monopoulos, the pork hash.

00:57:43.220 Girl.

00:57:44.260 The 7-Eleven food is fire in Hawaii.

00:57:47.080 Fire.

00:57:47.580 Best poke food land.

00:57:49.640 The grocery store.

00:57:50.740 Tea.

00:57:51.280 Tea.

00:57:51.860 What poke do you like?

00:57:53.460 I like a spicy aloha or like a limu poke.

00:57:56.740 Me too.

00:57:57.220 I don't love limu.

00:57:58.100 I'm not big on mayo.

00:57:59.500 Me either.

00:58:00.040 Yeah.

00:58:00.400 Me either.

00:58:00.820 I like spicy ahi.

00:58:01.880 No.

00:58:02.540 No.

00:58:03.480 Have you ever kayaked a Chinaman's hat?

00:58:06.420 No.

00:58:07.360 You've never done that?

00:58:08.120 No.

00:58:08.300 You want to know why I did it?

00:58:09.940 White friends. 0.55

00:58:10.800 Yeah.

00:58:11.220 Yeah.

00:58:11.620 I was like, only white people can go out with sharks. 0.91

00:58:13.260 Yeah.

00:58:13.640 Yeah.

00:58:13.960 And we almost died, so there you go.

00:58:15.540 I was like, you know there's sharks out there.

00:58:16.760 They're like, well, how much far?

00:58:20.080 Dude, I'm not kidding.

00:58:20.860 One of my friends is like, how far out can I go?

00:58:22.780 I'm like, well, you don't go out.

00:58:23.840 You go side to side.

00:58:24.800 For real.

00:58:25.600 You know what's funny?

00:58:26.240 When my white friend was like, I think I'm going to swim there. 1.00

00:58:28.180 I said, bitch, you're not going to make it there. 1.00

00:58:30.800 What the fuck? 1.00

00:58:31.680 And my friend, my one girl, we were on the kayak. 1.00

00:58:34.140 We're on the kayak.

00:58:35.260 She's packing a bowl while we're on the kayak.

00:58:37.560 And she's not helping Roe, by the way.

00:58:39.300 She's just packing the bowl.

00:58:40.560 And she's like, I'm busy.

00:58:41.620 I'm doing something.

00:58:42.680 Then we capsized, obviously, because we don't know what we're doing.

00:58:45.660 We capsized.

00:58:46.320 My friend was literally swimming and she was holding the pipe like this.

00:58:49.360 And she's like, guys, don't worry.

00:58:50.780 I saved the bowl.

00:58:51.760 I'm like, yeah, thank God.

00:58:52.920 That's my girl.

00:58:53.360 We're about to drown and get hit.

00:58:54.740 My sharks.

00:58:55.680 Yeah, thank God.

00:58:56.500 We'll be high when it happens.

00:58:58.020 That's my girl.

00:59:00.580 She's like, don't worry.

00:59:01.740 I got it.

00:59:02.040 Save the bowl. 1.00

00:59:03.640 The amount of white people shit I did when I lived in Hawaii. 1.00

00:59:06.040 See, I've never hiked. 1.00

00:59:07.400 I've never parasailed.

00:59:08.880 I didn't do this.

00:59:09.640 Oh, that I didn't do.

00:59:10.820 I did do Stairway to Heaven, though.

00:59:12.360 No way.

00:59:13.060 That's so scary.

00:59:13.840 Can you believe it?

00:59:14.500 And they were like, you got to go see the sunrise.

00:59:16.880 Went up there. 1.00

00:59:17.340 Fucking cloudy, bitch. 1.00

00:59:18.440 And I said, this is what happens when I follow white people. 1.00

00:59:20.780 See what fucking happens. 1.00

00:59:23.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:24.280 What's the deal with hiking?

00:59:25.580 Hey, knock it off.

00:59:26.800 Come on.

00:59:27.400 I don't want to do that.

00:59:28.440 I sweat enough just sitting.

00:59:29.680 I don't need to go walk and do it.

00:59:31.420 Yeah.

00:59:31.880 Where?

00:59:32.580 What are we hiking to?

00:59:34.000 When I was walking up running the first time, I'm like, where's the waterfall?

00:59:38.400 Hikes here.

00:59:39.300 Oh, this is it?

00:59:40.700 Oh, gee.

00:59:41.540 The Hollywood sign.

00:59:42.440 Love that.

00:59:42.860 Oh, great.

00:59:44.380 A faucet that doesn't work.

00:59:47.320 Well, thank you.

00:59:48.320 Yeah.

00:59:48.920 Obviously.

00:59:52.280 On all fronts.

00:59:55.120 I was going through TSA like three days ago.

00:59:57.920 And this guy was looking at my boyfriend has like a really big tribal. 0.85

01:00:01.320 It goes up his neck and on his hand.

01:00:03.420 And he's like, you know, I was thinking about getting one of those, like a Polynesian.

01:00:07.020 Okay.

01:00:07.880 He's like, I'll get a Polynesian. 0.83

01:00:09.060 And I asked my homegirl and she's, he said, she's Samoan.

01:00:12.640 And then he was like, I asked her if I could get one.

01:00:14.980 And she said, if I got it, my bloodlines would be cursed.

01:00:18.400 And he's like, and I don't want that.

01:00:19.760 And that's so funny.

01:00:21.300 I'm going to start telling people that.

01:00:23.020 That's not true at all.

01:00:25.000 I'm going to start telling people.

01:00:26.620 Sure. 0.52

01:00:26.920 If you want to be cursed.

01:00:27.920 Yeah.

01:00:28.240 So I'll pass that to you in case you ever see anyone that's trying to get Kanaka tattoos. 0.99

01:00:33.980 Because that shit irks me when they're not. 0.99

01:00:36.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:37.120 The band.

01:00:38.140 The band's real popular.

01:00:39.620 Band.

01:00:40.240 Yeah.

01:00:40.880 In like the 2000s.

01:00:42.860 Like if you were in the military on Kaneohe military base.

01:00:45.860 Yeah.

01:00:46.840 With a barbed wire and a tribal tattoo.

01:00:49.700 You knew who I was.

01:00:50.780 You know me.

01:00:53.500 You know me by first and last name.

01:00:55.220 Trevor.

01:00:56.980 Carter.

01:00:57.740 Connor.

01:00:58.400 Connor.

01:00:58.900 Connor.

01:00:59.300 Kyle.

01:00:59.500 Kyle's.

01:00:59.800 Kyle's, yeah.

01:01:00.940 Yeah.

01:01:01.340 A lot of like Blake's.

01:01:02.720 Tanner's.

01:01:03.320 Yeah.

01:01:03.700 I had never developed a hatred quite like I had for military people specifically than when

01:01:09.260 I was living in Hawaii.

01:01:10.180 Yeah. 0.94

01:01:10.840 They're gross. 0.98

01:01:11.500 They're weirdo gross. 0.99

01:01:12.600 They are. 0.99

01:01:13.100 Marines specifically. 0.97

01:01:14.440 Weirdo gross. 0.97

01:01:15.460 They are. 1.00

01:01:16.040 And they fetishize the fuck out of local girls. 1.00

01:01:18.980 They do. 0.99

01:01:19.860 They.

01:01:20.020 Oh, they haunt them.

01:01:21.160 It's weird.

01:01:21.600 And they love the two year olds.

01:01:23.500 They do.

01:01:24.300 They love the dolls.

01:01:25.440 They love the dolls. 1.00

01:01:26.280 And they're fucking psycho. 1.00

01:01:28.300 It's all of them. 1.00

01:01:29.980 All of them PTSD. 1.00

01:01:31.200 The dumbest bitches. 1.00

01:01:31.560 We're like just going to like Zippy's and they're like. 1.00

01:01:35.800 I was like, oh my God.

01:01:36.960 They hear the voices.

01:01:37.880 Yeah.

01:01:39.900 Well, thank you so much for coming on this show.

01:01:41.960 That's a good turn. 0.99

01:01:44.300 Like, yeah, I fucking hate them. 1.00

01:01:46.100 Who are my fucking ass. 1.00

01:01:54.720 Honestly, I adore you. 1.00

01:01:56.040 I love you down.

01:01:57.200 Thank you for coming on the show.

01:01:58.560 This is amazing.

01:01:58.860 My local sister.

01:02:00.180 Thank you so much for coming on the show.

01:02:01.700 I'm obsessed with you.

01:02:02.360 I love you down.

01:02:03.280 And I'm rooting for you always.

01:02:04.980 Like, I genuinely cannot wait to see, like, how far your career goes.

01:02:08.640 I'm so excited.

01:02:09.460 Thank you.

01:02:10.060 And then we're going to make twins.

01:02:12.000 Yes.

01:02:12.440 Yeah.

01:02:13.020 Absolutely.

01:02:13.620 Yeah.

01:02:13.800 Someone's going to cast us.

01:02:14.660 The two of us.

01:02:17.200 Thank you so much for coming on the show.

01:02:18.820 Where can everybody find you?

01:02:20.280 I'm sure everybody already knows where you are.

01:02:22.140 You can find me in these streets.

01:02:26.000 You can find me on social media on every platform.

01:02:29.540 Sasha Colby, every platform.

01:02:31.640 Period.

01:02:32.840 Yeah.

01:02:33.260 And I'll be touring and visiting cities near you.

01:02:37.940 I'll be going to South America.

01:02:40.000 Love.

01:02:40.120 I'll be going to the UK for a tour.

01:02:42.420 I'm excited.

01:02:42.760 Do you know that?

01:02:43.340 A lot of things.

01:02:44.040 So, stay tuned.

01:02:45.040 Amazing.

01:02:45.540 Make sure y'all follow Sasha.

01:02:46.420 If you don't already, I'm sure all of you do.

01:02:48.040 But if you don't, make sure you follow and keep up with her. 0.99

01:02:49.860 Because she's a fucking star. 0.99

01:02:51.100 And I can't wait to see how far you go. 1.00

01:02:53.380 Look at that.

01:02:54.060 A Moana reference.

01:02:55.140 Period.

01:02:56.440 P.I.

01:02:57.080 P.I.

01:02:59.620 P.I.

01:03:00.100 That was so good.

01:03:01.260 Look at us.

01:03:02.740 That's why they pay me the big bucks.

01:03:04.260 That's why.

01:03:04.620 They don't pay me anything to do this show.

01:03:05.620 Right here.

01:03:06.660 Sorry, Spotify.

01:03:07.360 I was kidding.

01:03:07.620 Thank you so much for joining us on this episode.

01:03:09.780 Thank you to my amazing guest, Sasha Colby.

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01:03:22.480 Thank you all for joining us.

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OUT-CRAZY THE CRAZY Ft. Sasha Colby

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