The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - POOP FEAR AND PUP KINKS Ft. Eric Sedeño ｜ Episode 209

00:00:00.000 It made me gayer.

00:00:02.060 I'll be real.

00:00:02.900 It made me gayer.

00:00:03.500 I think it was the vaccine, though.

00:00:05.300 Oh, yeah.

00:00:07.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:00:08.720 COVID and then the vaccine.

00:00:09.900 COVID and the microchip. 1.00

00:00:11.000 Oh, you didn't stand a chance, bitch. 1.00

00:00:13.140 I didn't stand a chance. 1.00

00:00:13.880 You didn't stand a chance.

00:00:22.700 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring

00:00:26.600 me, your favorite.

00:00:27.340 Everybody knows me, cares about me.

00:00:28.700 On to the guest today. 0.94

00:00:30.300 We have another all-star, a banger, the funniest, most hilarious bitch on the internet, Eric 1.00

00:00:35.040 Cedeno. 0.92

00:00:38.040 I love a good intro.

00:00:41.320 Welcome back, queen.

00:00:42.820 It's great to be back.

00:00:43.700 I'm at Drew Afualo LLC headquarters.

00:00:47.540 There's a building.

00:00:48.600 Oh, my gosh.

00:00:49.320 It's crazy.

00:00:50.200 We got a whole production, mama.

00:00:51.320 A whole production.

00:00:52.060 There's 36 people on set right now.

00:00:54.200 Minimum.

00:00:54.760 Minimum.

00:00:55.380 Minimum.

00:00:55.680 Minimum.

00:00:55.880 30 of them are mine.

00:00:57.160 One of them is yours.

00:00:57.900 Who are those other people?

00:00:58.880 I brought two people to rival your entourage.

00:01:01.940 So we're going to fight after this episode's over.

00:01:04.740 We're going to have a battle royale.

00:01:06.060 Yeah.

00:01:06.320 Just our families and teams fighting each other.

00:01:08.640 I can't beat your family.

00:01:10.360 I saw Noelle sitting over there. 1.00

00:01:11.800 I got scared.

00:01:12.560 Me either, mama.

00:01:13.780 If that helps.

00:01:14.560 Neither can I.

00:01:15.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:16.020 What the fuck? 1.00

00:01:16.440 This episode is presented to you by eBay. 1.00

00:01:19.120 Tell me if I'm alone here.

00:01:20.900 But shopping used to feel more fun.

00:01:23.860 Before all the algorithm fed blah and endless sea of dupes.

00:01:28.960 But I have a confession.

00:01:31.420 I've found that fun feeling again.

00:01:34.440 On eBay.

00:01:35.680 It's not mindless scrolling.

00:01:37.480 It's a fashion pursuit.

00:01:39.040 And when you score that rare sneaker or the bag you've been manifesting, it's a rush.

00:01:45.380 eBay has millions of pre-loved finds from hundreds of brands backed by eBay authenticity guarantee.

00:01:52.480 eBay.

00:01:53.200 Things people love.

00:01:54.660 I'm so glad to have you back.

00:01:55.900 Oh, I'm so glad to be here.

00:01:56.740 You're one of my few three-peats.

00:01:58.220 Oh, my God.

00:01:58.780 Look at you.

00:02:00.300 Latinas.

00:02:00.860 Come on now.

00:02:02.100 Mi hente.

00:02:02.440 Mi hente.

00:02:07.760 Oh, J-Lo, come on the pod.

00:02:09.580 Oh, J-Lo, come on.

00:02:10.980 Come on, guys.

00:02:11.560 J-Lo, come on the pod.

00:02:12.880 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:02:13.980 I fucking love you, first of all. 0.99

00:02:15.940 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:02:16.220 I love you.

00:02:16.620 Which we already know.

00:02:17.580 Yeah.

00:02:18.020 Say it again.

00:02:19.200 One more time?

00:02:19.780 One more time.

00:02:20.240 I did say it before that Eric was perfect.

00:02:22.060 And he's like, sorry, can you repeat it?

00:02:23.400 We weren't recording.

00:02:24.060 We weren't recording.

00:02:25.760 I need to catch that again.

00:02:27.500 We need to catch that one more time.

00:02:28.200 We need to take that line one more time.

00:02:29.480 I love you.

00:02:30.360 I love your long, beautiful hair.

00:02:31.840 Oh, my God.

00:02:32.420 Thank you.

00:02:33.020 I love your banging body. 0.99

00:02:36.080 I love the big ring.

00:02:39.100 Oh, my gosh.

00:02:39.600 It's probably so hard to carry that around.

00:02:41.440 Oh, my God.

00:02:41.740 I know.

00:02:42.700 My forearm sore all the time.

00:02:45.560 But you actually are in the gym all the time.

00:02:47.380 That is true.

00:02:47.880 Inspires me.

00:02:48.640 I am.

00:02:49.220 Not according to the men who hate me. 1.00

00:02:51.440 According to the men who hate me, I'm a big, fat, fatty. 1.00

00:02:53.700 But where are they? 0.99

00:02:55.580 Broken alone.

00:02:56.620 Fat and in jeans.

00:02:57.780 Have you heard that joke?

00:02:58.780 Fat and in jeans?

00:03:00.820 No, I haven't.

00:03:01.700 No, but I need to learn about it.

00:03:03.200 I just told Vanilla this, like Vanilla Maze.

00:03:05.660 I told her this story, but it's like, it's a meme.

00:03:08.280 But it's literally a letterboxd review of the longest walk.

00:03:11.320 And they said, this is the worst we've ever seen. 1.00

00:03:13.100 This is a stupid ass competition. 1.00

00:03:14.980 And why would you ever enter it? 1.00

00:03:16.400 And if you did enter it, why would you show up fat and in jeans?

00:03:22.320 You ever try to walk in jeans?

00:03:24.440 Oh, I can't even fly in jeans.

00:03:26.960 Have you ever flown in jeans?

00:03:28.100 I can't fly in a jean.

00:03:29.200 No way.

00:03:29.620 Whoever flies in a jean is so superior to me. 0.99

00:03:31.980 They're crazy.

00:03:32.540 I just like, I'm like, your mental ability to like make it through things is so much stronger than mine.

00:03:37.860 Like I could not, I need a sweat.

00:03:40.240 I need, I need a sleeping pill.

00:03:42.400 I need, I need like, um, I need a, a season of Salt Lake City.

00:03:47.320 Is that how my housewives on my phone? 0.98

00:03:48.920 Download it on the iPad.

00:03:50.040 Yeah.

00:03:50.360 I need like a neck pillow.

00:03:51.980 I need, I just can't do a jean.

00:03:54.120 Why would you wear a jean to the airport?

00:03:55.780 A jean?

00:03:57.140 Oh my God.

00:03:57.840 I can't be.

00:03:58.360 I'm pissed off thinking about it. 1.00

00:03:59.700 You ever, you ever at the airport look like shit? 0.99

00:04:01.660 And then someone's like, can I get a picture with you? 1.00

00:04:03.120 And I'm like, how about no?

00:04:04.340 Yes.

00:04:04.620 All the time.

00:04:05.420 Yeah.

00:04:05.660 All the time.

00:04:06.120 In fact.

00:04:06.800 Yeah.

00:04:07.260 One time I was having a panic attack at an airport and then someone followed me into a store and said, do you care?

00:04:16.160 Oh my God.

00:04:18.000 And yes, I did.

00:04:19.020 And yes, I still took the picture.

00:04:20.780 One time I was crying and this girl walks up to me and she's like, oh my God, I love you.

00:04:24.600 And I was like, hey.

00:04:26.500 Hey.

00:04:27.100 I took the picture and I was like, you know what?

00:04:29.380 You know, and country girls make do. 1.00

00:04:30.840 Yeah.

00:04:30.980 That's the thing.

00:04:32.880 That's the thing.

00:04:33.760 Like you show up when you have to, you know.

00:04:35.980 You clock in when you have to.

00:04:37.460 Yeah.

00:04:38.000 At the end of the day, we're both Virgos.

00:04:39.600 Oh my God.

00:04:40.200 So we are going to make it happen.

00:04:41.360 Virgo down.

00:04:41.900 What's your, you're a Virgo.

00:04:42.840 What's your rising?

00:04:44.000 My rising is a Sagittarius.

00:04:45.760 Sagittarius.

00:04:46.240 My moon is a Cancer.

00:04:48.540 Okay.

00:04:48.880 That's all good.

00:04:49.600 Right.

00:04:50.200 What are you?

00:04:51.020 Oh, I'm a Gemini rising.

00:04:52.860 Oh, see, I actually love Geminis. 0.63

00:04:54.900 I see.

00:04:55.380 I don't.

00:04:57.060 So you, you know how you hate yourself a little?

00:04:59.020 Like that's me with Gemini.

00:05:00.340 You need that though.

00:05:01.140 But I'm a Pisces moon.

00:05:02.080 So I'm emotional.

00:05:03.380 That's my moon.

00:05:04.180 My moon is also Cancer.

00:05:05.380 So I'm also emotional.

00:05:06.600 Yeah.

00:05:07.200 But you know what?

00:05:07.680 That's tea though.

00:05:08.620 Because Gemini's, you saying you hate yourself a little.

00:05:12.200 As a Virgo, you kind of need that. 0.99

00:05:14.080 Because as a Virgo, I feel, I feel bigger than a building bitch. 0.96

00:05:17.400 I am so confident all the time as a Virgo. 0.98

00:05:20.120 Yeah.

00:05:20.480 I feel like it gives you a belief in yourself, but then you also kind of hate everyone.

00:05:23.240 Yeah.

00:05:23.760 But like, you know, it's fun to be a hater.

00:05:25.740 It is.

00:05:26.660 Ethically.

00:05:27.240 Ethically.

00:05:27.760 I think to ethically hate.

00:05:29.120 Yeah.

00:05:29.400 Yeah.

00:05:29.940 Well, and I think hater, I think you turn into a hater when you're not being fully honest

00:05:35.300 about why you hate something.

00:05:36.740 Yeah.

00:05:37.100 Does that make sense?

00:05:37.660 I've realized like a lot of my old hate was like from jealousy.

00:05:41.680 Right.

00:05:42.000 And now it's more from the soul. 1.00

00:05:43.720 Like it's more like, now it's more from like, ooh, bitch, you piss me off. 1.00

00:05:47.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:47.920 Like I sense a dark spirit.

00:05:49.260 You ever see a girl on the internet and you're like, ooh, her spirit bit me.

00:05:52.700 Like, ooh, like, ooh, something about her.

00:05:55.700 Yeah.

00:05:55.940 There's like, I have a very like, this is where I think I'm psychic all the time.

00:06:00.840 Do you think you're psychic?

00:06:01.780 Because I talked about this with Trixie and she's a Virgo too. 0.81

00:06:05.020 But you don't think you're psychic?

00:06:05.960 I, I don't think I'm psychic.

00:06:08.080 I do.

00:06:08.880 I don't have, I don't even have all my senses, let alone another one.

00:06:11.740 Like, I don't feel the spirits.

00:06:15.260 Like.

00:06:15.420 You don't.

00:06:16.060 But I feel the universe.

00:06:17.400 Is that, is that what you feel?

00:06:18.600 Yeah.

00:06:18.880 I do feel the universe.

00:06:19.720 I feel very connected to the universe.

00:06:21.180 Yeah.

00:06:21.380 But I do think that's also my heritage.

00:06:23.300 I think that's culture.

00:06:24.580 But my Virgo makes me believe truly that I'm psychic.

00:06:27.760 And I'll give you an example.

00:06:29.020 I'm so glad you asked.

00:06:30.420 I was telling my, I was literally just telling my man this yesterday.

00:06:34.060 I was like ranting about it for 20 minutes straight, which we have talked about.

00:06:37.680 Our partners are very good listeners.

00:06:39.120 Yeah.

00:06:39.300 Which we love.

00:06:39.960 Yeah.

00:06:40.140 And we need, because we talk a lot.

00:06:42.260 We need like.

00:06:42.900 Are Virgos talkative? 1.00

00:06:44.060 Is that the thing?

00:06:44.680 Or is it just we're big mouths?

00:06:46.700 I have no clue.

00:06:47.580 To be honest.

00:06:48.820 Emily's also, Vanilla Mae, she's also a Virgo. 0.92

00:06:50.880 She's very talkative.

00:06:52.080 Yeah.

00:06:52.260 I don't know.

00:06:52.700 Probably.

00:06:53.240 Maybe it's like. 0.97

00:06:53.880 And Trixie won't shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:06:55.160 So I know that's true for her. 0.98

00:06:56.780 So it has to be.

00:06:57.340 I just had her on my pod. 0.99

00:06:58.640 Guys.

00:06:58.920 How was she?

00:06:59.580 I have a podcast called Wild Wild Web with Eric C.

00:07:01.440 Yes, he does.

00:07:02.220 And I have been on it.

00:07:03.260 And it was very fun.

00:07:04.260 And I have some questions for you.

00:07:06.480 Oh my God.

00:07:07.480 Please.

00:07:08.280 Please do it.

00:07:08.880 Please do it.

00:07:09.240 I'm so excited.

00:07:10.120 No, no, no. 1.00

00:07:10.540 We got to get into your psychic shit. 1.00

00:07:11.940 And then we'll. 1.00

00:07:12.380 And then we'll go to yours.

00:07:13.320 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:13.480 Oh my God.

00:07:13.880 Perfect segue though.

00:07:14.900 Yeah.

00:07:15.240 Okay.

00:07:15.560 Okay.

00:07:16.460 Basically. 1.00

00:07:17.500 Well, this is a stupid one. 0.99

00:07:18.820 I told Trixie because she asked me, do you think you're psychic? 1.00

00:07:20.820 I said, yes.

00:07:21.840 And then she goes, oh my God. 0.76

00:07:22.900 Okay.

00:07:23.180 What's yours?

00:07:24.020 And I told her that when I was in middle school, I read the book.

00:07:28.000 I read the book, Dear John by Nicholas Sparks.

00:07:30.900 Yeah.

00:07:31.480 When I read books, I cast people in my head, like in the movie.

00:07:35.800 Oh, you see an actor.

00:07:36.880 Yeah.

00:07:37.120 Like I see someone.

00:07:38.260 So I have something to hold on to.

00:07:39.280 So I'm like, that's who that is. 0.95

00:07:40.800 So in my head, and I swear on my fucking life, I cast Channing Tatum because I had just 0.94

00:07:46.640 seen Step Up the movie. 0.97

00:07:47.660 And I was like, based off this description, it seems like it looks like that guy from

00:07:50.700 Step Up the movie.

00:07:52.520 10 plus years later, they make the movie.

00:07:55.460 Who do they cast? 0.68

00:07:57.180 Channing Tatum.

00:07:58.320 Now I didn't guess Amanda Seyfried, but obviously that was different because I only guessed 0.97

00:08:02.020 him, but I was like, when I saw it and I was like, that was me. 1.00

00:08:05.300 And when I told Trixie that, she goes, that was fucking stupid. 1.00

00:08:07.620 I can't believe you made me sit through that. 1.00

00:08:09.260 And I was like, first of all, go fuck yourself because hers was even dumber than mine. 1.00

00:08:12.540 But yesterday I was telling my man about how like when I read the Twilight books in 1.00

00:08:16.820 middle school, I listen to music when I read.

00:08:19.680 And I don't care if it has lyrics.

00:08:21.020 Like I really just like to set a vibe when I read.

00:08:23.640 So when I was listening, reading the very first Twilight book, again, on my life, I swear

00:08:27.900 this, I was only listening to Paramore's album because I was like, this just sets the mood,

00:08:32.680 sets the vibe.

00:08:33.520 And guess who made a song for the movie when it was made?

00:08:37.360 Paramore.

00:08:37.680 Paramore.

00:08:38.080 Another example.

00:08:39.140 When I read Fifty Shades of Grey, I listened to Sia's album the whole time because it seemed

00:08:43.380 like it fit the vibe.

00:08:44.640 When those movies came out, guess who made a song?

00:08:47.560 Also, I listened to The Weeknd, guess who else made a song?

00:08:50.880 Oh my God.

00:08:51.520 Me just guessing the scores of every soundtrack.

00:08:53.680 So if you're an artist and you want to make a song for a movie, just tell me and I'll

00:08:58.140 think it.

00:08:58.780 See, like, now that you're saying this, I'm like, maybe I have like, okay, maybe I'm like

00:09:04.260 good at guessing what the vibe will be in the future.

00:09:06.920 I'm telling you.

00:09:08.020 Because like, I'll get like a feeling like before a trip or something, if it's going to

00:09:12.300 be good or bad.

00:09:13.420 Yeah.

00:09:13.820 And like, I don't know why, like, like I had to go to Miami for this work thing this year,

00:09:18.600 go to the airport.

00:09:19.620 And I'm like, I'm trying to hype myself up.

00:09:21.460 I was literally saying out loud, this is gonna be really fun.

00:09:23.000 It's really fun.

00:09:23.740 I was like, Ruben, I have a bad feeling about this.

00:09:26.940 Like, I don't know why.

00:09:27.560 I'm like, but it's gonna be really fun.

00:09:28.540 Like, we're gonna have fun.

00:09:29.440 And then we get to the airport.

00:09:31.040 There's a storm in Miami.

00:09:32.120 There's a storm in New York.

00:09:33.220 Flight delayed 10 hours.

00:09:35.260 10 hours.

00:09:36.520 And then I was like, do we go home?

00:09:38.740 Like, I have to be in Miami tomorrow for this shoot.

00:09:42.140 So then I'm like, so then I'm like, okay, well, let's get our new flight.

00:09:45.020 New flights, three hours instead of 10.

00:09:46.580 I'm like, okay, cool, cool.

00:09:48.140 We're in the lounge.

00:09:49.200 We're hanging out.

00:09:49.760 Chase Sapphire Lounge.

00:09:50.560 Wait, Rich.

00:09:52.060 We just have to, you know, guys, guys, sponsor us.

00:09:55.940 Guys, sponsor us.

00:09:57.220 No.

00:09:57.580 And then we're like, we're sitting there.

00:09:59.700 Flight delayed another two hours.

00:10:01.200 Then we're sitting there again.

00:10:01.940 Flight delayed another two hours. 1.00

00:10:02.920 What the fuck? 1.00

00:10:03.460 So nine hours later, I'm like, we should have fucking got home. 1.00

00:10:06.600 I knew it was going to be a bad vibe. 0.98

00:10:08.260 Like, I had a premonition.

00:10:10.240 And you're right, though.

00:10:11.000 Because every time I feel it and it comes true, I'm like, God, I should have listened

00:10:15.120 to myself.

00:10:15.440 I should have listened to myself.

00:10:16.500 I should have listened to myself.

00:10:17.700 But I'm telling you, I think Virgos are psychic.

00:10:20.340 I feel like, yeah.

00:10:21.360 I think we can predict things.

00:10:22.400 And also, you're very fashion forward.

00:10:24.080 And I feel like that's part of it, too.

00:10:25.900 Psychic.

00:10:26.440 Hello.

00:10:27.240 Look at that.

00:10:28.460 Clock it.

00:10:29.020 Guys, Drew's never complimented me this much.

00:10:31.960 That's because the cameras are on.

00:10:33.580 I only hit you when they're off.

00:10:35.260 You know that.

00:10:35.860 Guys, you know why this is zipped up right before I got in here?

00:10:43.460 Because I got a little too crazy right before.

00:10:45.540 He was a little too late and I was mad.

00:10:47.580 I said, trench coat buttoned to the top.

00:10:50.200 To the top. 1.00

00:10:50.920 That big head ass bitch. 1.00

00:10:53.340 Trench coat buttoned to the top. 1.00

00:10:55.580 And that's what she said to me when I walked in the room.

00:10:57.260 One thing about Eric, he's going to know a meme.

00:10:59.680 That's my specialty.

00:11:00.540 Any meme, any picture.

00:11:02.020 Yeah.

00:11:02.520 One thing about you, you're going to have it.

00:11:04.380 I love a meme.

00:11:05.440 You do.

00:11:06.140 It's so fun to laugh at things on the internet.

00:11:08.960 They're for no reason.

00:11:10.160 That's my favorite thing to do.

00:11:11.880 To laugh on the internet?

00:11:13.240 To go on the internet and see another joke someone else has made and just laugh at it.

00:11:17.880 I'm like, that is so good.

00:11:18.860 And then to steal it later.

00:11:20.060 Ugh.

00:11:20.480 It's the best.

00:11:21.440 Again, speaking of laughing on the internet, you're a type B series.

00:11:25.460 Loving it. 1.00

00:11:26.020 I love it, bitch. 1.00

00:11:27.420 You're killing. 1.00

00:11:28.100 Oh my god. 0.96

00:11:28.400 Another compliment.

00:11:29.060 Guys, tell the editors, can we do a compliment tally at the bottom?

00:11:33.060 This is a hyper cut.

00:11:33.920 Yeah.

00:11:34.460 Of all the times I compliment you.

00:11:35.160 And if it gets to 10, I'll strip.

00:11:40.160 No, that is like, actually, those are my best friends are all type B.

00:11:44.280 Really?

00:11:44.820 Like.

00:11:45.640 A lot of mine are, but a lot of mine are not.

00:11:48.100 Many of the women in my life are type A. 1.00

00:11:50.020 My girls are all type A and my gays are all type B. 0.96

00:11:54.320 Yeah, that's very true.

00:11:55.560 Like, we're, like, there's a level of planning so low on a gays trip that is, like, it's 1.00

00:12:01.980 shocking.

00:12:03.280 It's coming together last second.

00:12:05.220 Like, no one has a plan.

00:12:06.660 Right.

00:12:07.120 We're getting to the Airbnb like, what should we do?

00:12:10.580 Should we do something while we're here?

00:12:12.220 I just saw the one you did where you were packing for a trip.

00:12:15.620 That, oh my god.

00:12:16.620 And you're like, I was thinking about bringing, like, six pairs of cowboy boots.

00:12:19.140 For a four day trip.

00:12:19.780 And, yeah.

00:12:20.760 Oh my, I got, I went on the.

00:12:21.940 But I'll buy toiletries when I get there.

00:12:23.420 I went on a trip with my gay friend and he had four pairs of flip flops for the weekend.

00:12:28.520 How does that happen?

00:12:29.820 Just in case.

00:12:30.720 Options.

00:12:31.300 I was like, how does that happen?

00:12:33.120 I didn't even see him wear flip flops.

00:12:34.560 That was a thing.

00:12:35.280 I was like, what?

00:12:36.980 But.

00:12:37.400 Didn't wear flip flops once, by the way.

00:12:39.140 Yeah, it's just, like, one of those things.

00:12:40.880 But I love a type B friend.

00:12:41.920 They're like, keep it fun.

00:12:42.800 They keep it light.

00:12:43.300 You're right.

00:12:43.760 Because one of my best friends from college was the most type B woman I've ever met in 1.00

00:12:49.260 my entire life.

00:12:50.080 Like, I still joke about this to this day.

00:12:52.040 But, like, she'll.

00:12:52.960 She has a droid, first of all. 0.99

00:12:54.680 Which I feel like is really indicative of someone who just doesn't give a shit about anything. 0.98

00:12:59.120 If you're not 100 years old. 0.98

00:13:00.680 Like, you must not care about anything.

00:13:02.400 And she doesn't.

00:13:03.100 She really doesn't.

00:13:03.820 And she would just, like, I would joke that she would send me, like, two texts a year

00:13:08.580 after we graduated.

00:13:09.660 And she'd just throw her phone in the ocean.

00:13:11.260 And then I would see her again.

00:13:12.640 And she'd be like, yeah, I lost it because I went on this, like, hike.

00:13:17.360 And this guy was like, you should bungee jump.

00:13:19.220 And I was like, I don't have my stuff.

00:13:20.800 And then I did it, but I was holding my phone and I dropped it. 0.96

00:13:23.420 Like, she'll just tell me the most insane story I've ever fucking heard. 0.63

00:13:27.300 And she'll be like, so, yeah, it's, like, really not that big of a deal, to be honest. 0.93

00:13:30.300 As a Virgo, does that stress you out?

00:13:33.820 Yes.

00:13:34.060 Or, like.

00:13:34.700 Yes.

00:13:35.680 All it does is make me, like, anxious.

00:13:39.300 And I joke all the time that when I first met her, that, like, I don't think I would

00:13:43.160 have had nearly as many fun experiences if I didn't meet her.

00:13:45.960 And she would have died if she didn't meet me.

00:13:47.980 So, it's like, we really kept each other alive.

00:13:50.060 It's the balance.

00:13:50.860 Yeah, you need that.

00:13:51.880 It's like yin and yang.

00:13:52.800 I had never in my life met someone like that, either.

00:13:55.720 I love that energy.

00:13:57.300 Like, that's, like, what I want.

00:13:58.960 I, like, told myself this year.

00:14:00.600 Envy it.

00:14:01.140 I was going to be, like, loosey-goosey, go with the flow.

00:14:03.720 And then it's like, oh, I should go have fun.

00:14:06.700 No.

00:14:07.220 Yeah, I can't.

00:14:08.000 I got to plan it out a little bit.

00:14:09.900 That is how I feel, too.

00:14:11.160 And, like, Carrie, you know Carrie. 0.99

00:14:12.740 She's on my team.

00:14:14.100 Love her down.

00:14:14.920 And my agent, Alex, who's also one of my best friends, both of them, are type A to a point

00:14:21.280 where it makes me feel like I could be type B because they're 10 levels above me.

00:14:26.680 My friend Alex, especially, my agent Alex, because she, we call her the timekeeper because 0.97

00:14:31.980 she, for real, is like, what fucking time are you leaving? 0.99

00:14:35.280 What fucking time? 0.99

00:14:35.840 Because that's probably the least Virgo thing about me is I'm late. 0.99

00:14:38.640 And so she's very, like, okay, like, she went to Ireland with us.

00:14:42.480 We went to Ireland for New Year's.

00:14:44.080 And she was, like, already, when she was like, yeah, I'm going to come, she starts sending

00:14:47.840 me, okay, I'm thinking we go to dinner, we go to breakfast this day, this time to this

00:14:52.780 time, and then in between we walk to this place, and then after that, this time to this

00:14:57.040 time, another meal.

00:14:58.480 And after that, and I literally was like, let me tell you something, we're not scheduling

00:15:01.660 meals. 0.98

00:15:02.220 I can't fucking do that. 1.00

00:15:03.340 I get, you're nuts. 0.99

00:15:04.400 But that's why I'm like, I'm very type A, but she makes me feel like I don't need to 0.99

00:15:08.720 be.

00:15:09.000 I'm also, like, sometimes if I have to, I'll step in and be the itinerary maker.

00:15:12.800 Me too.

00:15:13.160 But I'm more like, I don't want to be, like, I don't want to be the whole, yeah, beholden

00:15:18.720 to it.

00:15:19.220 And, but, like, I think there's, like, a, there's, like, a structure Virgo, and then there's,

00:15:23.480 like, a creative Virgo.

00:15:24.900 And I feel like, like, for me, creative Virgos are more, like, perfectionist versus, like,

00:15:30.520 like, everything has to be, like, structured, as, like, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:15:35.320 Anal, like, like, anal, kind of about, yeah. 0.98

00:15:38.700 So I think I'm more the, like, creative Virgo end of the spectrum. 0.99

00:15:42.140 There's a spectrum of Virgos. 0.85

00:15:44.500 That's sick.

00:15:45.220 Yeah.

00:15:45.520 And, like, you know, Beyonce's not making her schedule.

00:15:48.340 No, you're right.

00:15:49.560 Yeah.

00:15:49.880 Like, she's, like, that's her team, like, but she's, she's approving it.

00:15:54.500 Right.

00:15:54.780 And she comes up with the ideas, and she knows exactly how she wants to do them.

00:15:58.560 Yeah.

00:15:59.160 Implementation's not on her, though.

00:16:00.180 Oh, my favorite thing from her movie that she will not release.

00:16:03.060 Beyonce released the tapes.

00:16:03.900 Like, I, she was fighting with the guy who was building her stage, and they were, like,

00:16:09.680 we don't, there's, a crane that big does not exist.

00:16:13.040 And she's, like, oh, really?

00:16:13.940 Because I researched it last night, and it does exist, and we should get it. 0.99

00:16:17.400 And I was, like, that's some Virgo shit right there. 0.99

00:16:20.200 Right. 1.00

00:16:20.220 Like.

00:16:20.640 That actually makes me feel really good about that, because I've always been so, like,

00:16:24.300 wow, that's crazy.

00:16:25.020 Like, I've never met someone more type A than me that makes me feel type B, but that

00:16:29.320 makes more sense.

00:16:30.060 Yeah.

00:16:30.420 Because our priorities are very, like, different in that.

00:16:34.200 And my man recently was telling me, he's a Libra. 0.98

00:16:37.000 So he's always very, like, yeah, just very chill about everything.

00:16:41.520 I'm very, like, but what if, what if?

00:16:43.360 And he's, like, it's fine.

00:16:44.760 Yeah.

00:16:45.140 And I'm, like, hmm, you're right.

00:16:47.320 I love a Libra, because to me, what a Libra always gives is, like, airhead, but then

00:16:51.860 they're, like, actually really smart.

00:16:53.740 No, you're right.

00:16:54.100 Does that make sense?

00:16:54.700 It's, like, that's how a Libra, like, always reads to me.

00:16:57.200 Yeah, it's, like, my man.

00:16:57.740 Yeah, that's true.

00:16:58.560 And I love a Libra.

00:17:00.000 Me too.

00:17:00.800 Libra always gives good vibes.

00:17:02.160 Right.

00:17:02.540 And I always tell him, I'm, like, oh, what if, what if, what if?

00:17:06.200 And then he's very, like, it's fine.

00:17:08.600 Just about everything.

00:17:09.400 And I'm, like, God, I miss that.

00:17:10.720 Or I wish I could have that kind of thing.

00:17:13.240 But even when I was talking to him the other day, he was, like, you're only type B about very

00:17:17.820 random things.

00:17:19.020 Like, things that I'm just, like, yeah.

00:17:21.520 Like, a perfect example is my license currently.

00:17:24.760 The top, like, third of it is cracked off.

00:17:27.820 I don't know how that happened.

00:17:29.100 Like, it just came off.

00:17:30.140 So it's in two pieces, my ID.

00:17:31.840 And I always put it in my wallet.

00:17:34.440 It's been in two pieces for months.

00:17:35.720 Like, it's been like that for a while.

00:17:37.100 And it's not even my real ID.

00:17:38.460 So I could get a new ID.

00:17:40.040 Oh, okay.

00:17:40.640 But I just, like, haven't.

00:17:42.200 And I'm, every time he brings it up to me, I'm, like, yeah, I mean, I'll, like, and I've

00:17:46.460 asked him three times.

00:17:47.380 He's, like, you've asked me this twice already.

00:17:49.220 Because I was, like, could I just order one?

00:17:51.480 And he's, like, yes, you could just go online.

00:17:53.500 I did that when I lost mine.

00:17:54.660 And I was, like, oh, all right.

00:17:56.020 Like, and I just forget.

00:17:58.460 You don't have a real ID yet?

00:17:59.940 No, girl. 0.96

00:18:00.720 I have my passport.

00:18:01.720 Oof.

00:18:02.320 And my passport's brand new because my man lost our other passports two days before I

00:18:06.580 was supposed to go to Paris once.

00:18:08.240 Two years ago.

00:18:09.340 So that was a Virgo panic attack that I did have.

00:18:12.760 Yeah.

00:18:13.360 But, you know.

00:18:13.680 Oof.

00:18:14.240 Oof. 0.98

00:18:14.620 So my passports are brand fucking new. 0.97

00:18:17.900 Yeah. 0.87

00:18:18.040 Because I had to get an emergency once, like, two years ago.

00:18:20.940 That is, like, I had to get a real ID last year.

00:18:24.600 Okay.

00:18:24.920 And then I got invited on a trip where I, but I waited until I got a real ID to get

00:18:29.060 my passport renewed.

00:18:30.380 Oh.

00:18:30.720 And then because I waited to get my passport renewed, I couldn't go on this trip to, like,

00:18:34.080 was it Greenland?

00:18:35.840 Iceland?

00:18:36.440 Oh, Iceland.

00:18:37.420 Iceland.

00:18:37.940 Nice.

00:18:38.280 Thank you.

00:18:39.360 Was it the one with Amazon?

00:18:40.840 It was the one with Uniqlo.

00:18:43.100 Oh, T.

00:18:44.140 T.

00:18:44.680 Uniqlo, sponsor the pop.

00:18:46.900 My man actually loves their clothes.

00:18:48.580 I love their clothes.

00:18:49.480 I have a couple stuff from them, too.

00:18:51.220 Love that.

00:18:51.980 But I was, like, I should have Virgoed.

00:18:53.420 I was so mad at myself.

00:18:54.380 I was like, I should have been ready for this.

00:18:55.680 The few times I don't Virgo, I'm like, God, I'm above this.

00:18:59.020 I'm better than this.

00:18:59.920 I can be better than this.

00:19:01.280 Yeah.

00:19:01.880 But you know what?

00:19:03.360 Your creative, like, Virgo versus, like, structural one, that's T.

00:19:07.660 Yeah.

00:19:07.980 I never thought about it that way.

00:19:08.920 You're right.

00:19:09.660 Because I feel like I have creative Virgos in my life who are a little bit more lenient

00:19:14.180 on, like, timing and, like, schedules and stuff like that. 0.99

00:19:16.640 And then my ones who I feel like a little less creative are way more on top of that shit. 0.99

00:19:20.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:21.040 But that makes the, Virgos make the world go round. 0.97

00:19:23.240 I agree.

00:19:24.320 I agree.

00:19:24.980 You know Amy Poehler's, Amy Poehler is a Virgo?

00:19:27.060 I did not know that.

00:19:28.500 That was my greatest discovery of last year.

00:19:30.320 No way.

00:19:30.960 Really?

00:19:31.560 Like, Amy, come on the pod. 1.00

00:19:33.160 Come on.

00:19:33.360 Oh, my God.

00:19:33.620 Amy.

00:19:34.440 Amy, come on.

00:19:35.620 Let's send all this on the pod, girl.

00:19:36.980 Yeah.

00:19:37.340 Let's talk about it.

00:19:38.180 I like that, her, Zendaya, Beyonce.

00:19:42.340 I know about Zendaya, yeah.

00:19:43.480 I always, like, I have Michael Jackson's birthday, but there's, like, an icky vibe saying that.

00:19:47.680 I'm like, ooh.

00:19:48.700 Because, like, I don't know what he did.

00:19:50.120 And, like, ooh.

00:19:50.680 I'm like, ooh.

00:19:51.540 So maybe not.

00:19:52.500 Ooh, like, maybe not him.

00:19:54.280 Nick Jonas is a Virgo.

00:19:58.180 That's great.

00:20:00.440 Love him.

00:20:01.380 I'm like, I don't know any other famous Virgos.

00:20:03.480 Like, that's the only one I know.

00:20:05.200 His birthday is two days before mine, so that's how I know that.

00:20:07.620 And you're September?

00:20:08.600 Yeah.

00:20:09.060 September.

00:20:09.840 18th.

00:20:10.220 Oh, I was going to say 10th.

00:20:11.060 I don't know.

00:20:11.620 Close, though.

00:20:12.220 Double digit.

00:20:12.900 I'm August 29th.

00:20:14.300 I'm August Virgo.

00:20:15.040 Oh, T.

00:20:16.060 Okay.

00:20:16.680 So is Trixie.

00:20:17.880 Virgos don't claim me sometimes.

00:20:19.940 I do.

00:20:21.360 I don't mind.

00:20:22.180 Virgos, come on the pod. 0.95

00:20:24.260 Virgos, come on.

00:20:25.020 Come on on the pod. 0.58

00:20:26.520 Speaking of coming on the pod, you came on the pod with questions.

00:20:29.780 Should we get into them?

00:20:30.740 Okay.

00:20:30.960 Okay.

00:20:31.240 So I actually, I asked my fans, guys, I have a podcast called Wild Wild Web.

00:20:35.100 Yes, he sure does.

00:20:36.240 It is executive produced by Bob the Jack Queen.

00:20:39.320 Just so you guys know.

00:20:40.660 Drew has an episode.

00:20:41.420 Guys, go watch the episode right now.

00:20:43.140 Click off this.

00:20:43.560 Yes, you should.

00:20:44.200 Yeah.

00:20:44.340 Actually, editor, link it.

00:20:45.640 Yeah.

00:20:46.080 Link it right here.

00:20:46.560 Actually, you know what?

00:20:47.220 Change the whole video out and just put yours.

00:20:49.340 Yeah, put mine in.

00:20:51.140 Drew was like, you were like my third guest.

00:20:53.140 I was.

00:20:53.640 It is still like, if not my favorite episode, like, it's just like up there.

00:20:58.800 Oh, I'm so honored.

00:21:00.000 But you're so, you're such a good talker.

00:21:01.900 Thank you.

00:21:02.360 But I asked my fans, I was like, what should I ask Drew to follow?

00:21:04.280 And they said, okay, what's your problem?

00:21:09.200 God, where do I start?

00:21:10.200 Do I start from childhood or just mental illness generally?

00:21:12.620 Let's start childhood.

00:21:13.280 Let's start childhood.

00:21:13.840 Okay, childhood.

00:21:15.120 I mean, I did fall on my head a lot as a kid, but I think that was just because I was like

00:21:18.880 so rambunctious.

00:21:20.260 Well, Noelle was pushing you. 1.00

00:21:21.080 Yeah, well, she was tossing me all about.

00:21:23.360 So there's that.

00:21:25.120 Yeah, I think my problem is just generally that, like, just being dropped a lot and a

00:21:29.980 desperate, undying need for attention.

00:21:32.480 Yeah, okay.

00:21:33.180 If I had to link all my problems back, it would be to that.

00:21:35.980 Oh, those are good problems to have.

00:21:37.000 I'd say.

00:21:37.680 Yeah.

00:21:38.120 Yeah, you have that too.

00:21:39.580 Yeah.

00:21:40.000 Yeah, desperate need for attention.

00:21:40.860 I keep looking at the camera.

00:21:41.820 I'm like.

00:21:43.640 Yeah, I keep looking at.

00:21:45.900 Okay, okay. 1.00

00:21:46.660 And the next question, who the fuck do you think you are? 1.00

00:21:49.740 Ooh. 1.00

00:21:50.300 Ooh.

00:21:51.140 God, I mean, I guess that girl. 0.74

00:21:55.140 Oh.

00:21:55.500 Oh.

00:21:58.980 Okay, do you want to know something really not Virgo I did?

00:22:01.680 What?

00:22:02.060 Okay, I put no questions on this.

00:22:06.600 You're freestyling those?

00:22:07.900 But I did want to ask you, like, on our show, I'm trying to ask everyone, like, what

00:22:11.900 type of kid they were, because I feel like a lot of people discover the internet, because

00:22:15.720 my podcast is about the internet, kind of discover, like, the internet when they're

00:22:19.700 a kid before they utilize it to, like, create anything for themselves.

00:22:23.400 They're just having fun.

00:22:24.560 Totally.

00:22:24.740 Totally.

00:22:24.860 And actually, back to Amy Poehler on her podcast, she always, like, asks a lot of her

00:22:29.140 guests what type of kid they were, and I think it's a great question.

00:22:31.360 Cute.

00:22:31.760 And I don't know what type of kid you were.

00:22:33.200 Oh, man.

00:22:34.220 I mean, I was, I would say, the same, if not worse, that I am now. 0.99

00:22:40.640 I, like, definitely loud, talkative, bossy as fuck. 0.99

00:22:44.680 I've also been a know-it-all, as long as I can remember. 0.99

00:22:47.360 I do think that's a Virgo trait, but, like, I'm a big know-it-all.

00:22:51.160 And, like, in Samoan, you call it a fight kakala.

00:22:53.680 Like, you're just, like, in everyone's business.

00:22:55.640 Like, you just need to know everything, and you're so, you think you're smarter than

00:22:58.080 everyone.

00:22:58.400 And I really did think that, like, as a child, I felt very confident I was smarter

00:23:02.540 than most people, like, even as a baby, like, as a child.

00:23:06.500 There's, like, a story my mom has where she took my sister to, like, this, uh, it was

00:23:12.400 kind of, like, a bookstore slash toy store for kids, and, um, they had, like, a reading

00:23:17.080 circle.

00:23:17.460 My sister is notoriously nervous, like, you know, Dace. 1.00

00:23:20.840 Shy as fuck, like, so, like, about everything. 0.98

00:23:23.880 Like, my impression of Dace as a child is this. 0.99

00:23:25.560 That's, like, eyes wide as fuck, quiet, observing, watching, because she's so nervous. 0.99

00:23:33.640 She's still like that. 0.99

00:23:34.400 Yeah, she's still low-key low like that. 0.99

00:23:36.580 She's, like, she's trying to see, like, are you weird?

00:23:38.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:39.840 She's an observer.

00:23:41.240 Actually, no, she's not really like that anymore.

00:23:42.660 She's so nice.

00:23:43.520 Like, she's so easy to talk to.

00:23:45.240 Chatty.

00:23:45.700 They say, come on the pod.

00:23:46.320 Come on the pod. 0.61

00:23:49.160 And she, uh, my mom took her to this toy store to, like, do, like, a reading circle.

00:23:54.820 Like, they're, like, reading to all the kids.

00:23:56.920 And I wasn't old enough to be there, because I was, I'm two years younger than Dace.

00:24:00.940 I think it was, like, she was, like, five.

00:24:02.360 I was three.

00:24:03.380 A giant three-year-old.

00:24:04.900 That's just a side note.

00:24:06.280 I was very big.

00:24:07.080 I remember you told me when you were, like, 11, you were, like, the tallest.

00:24:09.180 You were, like, this high.

00:24:09.700 I was 5'4 when I was 10.

00:24:10.840 Oh, okay.

00:24:11.420 Yeah, 5'4.

00:24:12.240 Like, that's my height.

00:24:13.280 I think about Amanda's height.

00:24:14.820 Amanda, how tall are you?

00:24:16.680 I'm 5'3.

00:24:17.580 She's 5'3. 0.98

00:24:18.460 So I was taller than Amanda when I was 10. 1.00

00:24:20.140 10 years old could have whooped her ass. 1.00

00:24:21.620 Yeah, girl. 1.00

00:24:22.120 And it's a little frightening, I'll be honest.

00:24:24.680 But I was a big child, so, like, but I wasn't old enough to be in the group yet.

00:24:28.620 So my mom made me sit with her, and I was pissed off about it. 0.99

00:24:31.480 Like, I was, like, well, what the fuck? 0.99

00:24:32.660 Like, I can't just join? 0.99

00:24:34.020 And she was, like, no.

00:24:35.340 And my sister, obviously, my sister's so scared the whole time.

00:24:38.360 She's not even listening to the story.

00:24:39.600 She's turning and looking at my mom like this.

00:24:41.220 Like, just wanting my mom to take her out of the circle and go home.

00:24:45.180 And so, because I was being cut out, I, like, held up my own book.

00:24:49.380 And I was, like, reading out loud.

00:24:51.780 And I would read, like, and then.

00:24:54.660 Like, I would, like, tell stories like that.

00:24:56.600 But I was reading the book.

00:24:58.340 And my mom said this worker at the bookstore came up to my mom and was, like, wow, she's, like, really articulate for, like, a baby.

00:25:05.620 Because, like, I looked like a baby.

00:25:06.600 I was just a large one.

00:25:07.860 And then my mom was, like, oh, this daughter?

00:25:10.340 Like, to my sister?

00:25:11.080 And she goes, no, no, no.

00:25:11.740 Your daughter is reading.

00:25:13.120 Because I was, like, reading out loud.

00:25:14.180 And I was, like, and then, like, just putting on a show by myself.

00:25:18.320 And my mom looked at me.

00:25:19.500 And she goes, oh, she can't read.

00:25:20.740 She's pretending.

00:25:21.700 Because I couldn't read at the time.

00:25:23.460 So I was literally creating a whole story just based off the pictures.

00:25:27.860 And I was, like, reading it and then putting it down and going, and then.

00:25:31.820 Like, I was telling a story.

00:25:34.660 You were born to be a star.

00:25:35.920 Girl, I'm telling you.

00:25:37.400 Some of us just have it.

00:25:38.620 What are we going to do?

00:25:39.780 You know what I mean?

00:25:40.640 Isn't that crazy?

00:25:41.140 Because you couldn't read then, and now all you do is read people online.

00:25:44.340 Period.

00:25:45.800 Library open.

00:25:46.720 Library open.

00:25:47.440 But I'm there.

00:25:48.120 Yeah.

00:25:48.620 And I remember in fifth grade, I, like, auditioned for this play.

00:25:53.080 And my sister had auditioned the year before me.

00:25:55.640 And she got this role.

00:25:56.960 And I was, like, that was, like, the good one.

00:25:58.400 Because it was, like, you were, like, a sassy, funny friend.

00:26:00.740 I wanted to be the funny one.

00:26:01.920 Because all the other ones were, like, serious.

00:26:03.780 And I was, like, oh, my God.

00:26:04.900 I'm telling all my friends all day.

00:26:05.920 I was, like, I am going to get it.

00:26:08.000 Like, I'm a legacy.

00:26:09.900 Like, my sister had it.

00:26:11.560 Like, it's one of those things.

00:26:13.100 And I was, like, going around telling everyone. 0.99

00:26:14.600 I was, like, yeah, I'm going to kill it.

00:26:17.520 And then I literally, not only did I not get it, I didn't get the other three I auditioned for it either.

00:26:22.460 They made me a chorus girl.

00:26:23.740 And I remember being so pissed off the whole time, the whole play.

00:26:28.780 I was in the background doing my oohs and ahs.

00:26:30.700 And I was pissed off about it.

00:26:32.000 I was so angry.

00:26:32.960 I was, like, they're putting a star in the back.

00:26:35.740 Like, mind you, I probably just didn't do a good job.

00:26:39.460 But, you know, that's besides the point.

00:26:41.180 Oh, my God.

00:26:42.400 Okay.

00:26:43.380 Hashtag justice for Drew.

00:26:45.940 Hashtag free Drew.

00:26:47.120 Free Drew.

00:26:47.860 Yeah.

00:26:48.600 Exactly.

00:26:49.120 Come on the pod. 0.61

00:26:49.760 Free Drew.

00:26:50.460 Free Drew.

00:26:50.980 Come on the pod. 0.61

00:26:51.240 And I told Brittany and Caleb this when I was in, like, same grade, fifth grade.

00:26:57.040 We had to do, like, a wax museum thing.

00:26:59.620 So we had to.

00:26:59.980 Oh, my God.

00:27:00.400 I did that, too.

00:27:00.900 You did that product, too?

00:27:01.580 Yeah.

00:27:01.940 Who'd you pick?

00:27:02.580 I don't remember.

00:27:03.700 I really think I was, like.

00:27:04.860 Did you have to pick, like, historical figures?

00:27:05.700 I think I picked, like, Thomas Jefferson or something.

00:27:08.100 Okay, yeah.

00:27:08.460 That was standard.

00:27:09.640 Like, everybody was picking historical figures.

00:27:11.900 And it had to be someone, like, you admire, right, from history.

00:27:14.740 Or someone that had, like, a crazy story, whatever.

00:27:17.280 Yeah, and you had to, like, read out, like, their story or memorize it or something.

00:27:20.440 Yeah, you have to, like, make a monologue, like, my name is so-and-so and I did this

00:27:24.560 and whatever.

00:27:25.800 And it was, like, this big end-of-the-year project thing.

00:27:28.060 And I picked King George III.

00:27:30.400 And mind you, he's one of the worst English monarchs in history.

00:27:34.160 I was just fascinated by how terrible he was.

00:27:36.540 He's not the one with 16 wives or something.

00:27:38.340 No, no, that's Henry VIII.

00:27:39.320 Oh, okay.

00:27:39.640 Henry VIII. 1.00

00:27:40.200 But, like, I mean, honestly, same shit. 1.00

00:27:42.120 Like, they all cheated. 1.00

00:27:42.840 But, like, he was a terrible king and, like, drove the economy down. 0.53

00:27:45.740 Like, he was awful. 0.98

00:27:46.380 He was terrible.

00:27:47.260 And my teacher was very concerned.

00:27:49.060 Like, she was like, why would you?

00:27:50.880 Pick this guy.

00:27:51.680 And I was just, like, I don't know.

00:27:53.100 I just feel like I have a lot of info on him.

00:27:55.380 I just feel like I'm going to kill.

00:27:56.720 And I was the only girl who cross-dressed.

00:27:58.760 Like, I wanted to be a man.

00:28:00.480 And I remember when I had to fight to do it.

00:28:03.700 And my mom was like, is it against the rules?

00:28:05.600 And my teacher was like, no.

00:28:07.100 And she goes, then let her do it. 1.00

00:28:08.140 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:28:09.000 So my mom always supported my endeavors. 0.99

00:28:11.160 So I remember my mom helped me make my whole outfit.

00:28:13.720 I, like, she put, like, scrunchies on my knees so I could tuck my pants in.

00:28:18.200 So they were like.

00:28:18.860 Sure.

00:28:19.500 Yeah.

00:28:19.980 They were like, what do you call it?

00:28:21.980 Colonial.

00:28:23.140 And I remember, like, royal medieval look.

00:28:25.960 And I went.

00:28:27.220 And it was like, you came in costume to school.

00:28:30.000 And then all the fifth grade classes were in one area.

00:28:32.700 And they were like, okay, does anyone want to recite their monologue, like, in front of everyone?

00:28:38.460 If you do, you get extra credit.

00:28:40.080 And if you do it in, like, if your person is British or whatever, if they have, like, a different accent, then you also get extra credit. 0.98

00:28:46.520 And guess who went first, bitch? 1.00

00:28:48.380 Me. 1.00

00:28:48.860 Yep.

00:28:49.660 And I literally ad-libbed. 0.98

00:28:51.440 I added shit in there that I didn't write. 0.98

00:28:53.760 I was up there for probably way too long. 0.98

00:28:55.480 But I literally remember it was a big circle, like, 100 kids.

00:28:59.680 And I was like, I'll go first.

00:29:02.280 Yeah.

00:29:03.000 I'll kick us off.

00:29:03.980 Don't worry, guys.

00:29:04.800 That is so funny.

00:29:06.400 Did you do it in a British accent?

00:29:07.820 Yes.

00:29:08.300 Oh, my God.

00:29:08.920 Dressed like a man. 0.97

00:29:09.820 Like, I literally was slicked back hair.

00:29:12.000 I had my mom put it in, like, a Will Turner, like, tight, you know, from Pirates of the Caribbean.

00:29:15.960 Yeah.

00:29:16.160 Or I had a little, like, tight, low pony.

00:29:18.700 And I really was like, I'm giving man.

00:29:20.740 Like, I was like, I am giving trade.

00:29:22.820 See, you were going for it back then.

00:29:24.120 I'm going for it, girl.

00:29:25.440 Going for it.

00:29:25.760 Now, they just needed the camera.

00:29:28.540 What about you?

00:29:28.920 What kind of kid were you?

00:29:30.040 I was, um, Wall Street back then.

00:29:32.340 Right.

00:29:33.600 Obviously.

00:29:34.700 And that's easy because you are giving trade.

00:29:39.020 If I unzip a little bit.

00:29:41.020 If it's not button to the top, it's trade.

00:29:43.140 Or cross the legs.

00:29:45.080 Go like.

00:29:47.980 You fighting the urge to be yourself?

00:29:51.760 I'm still swaying.

00:29:53.080 Like, that's the thing.

00:29:54.420 Like.

00:29:54.460 You're still.

00:29:55.480 Yeah.

00:29:56.320 Mentally, I got the wig on still.

00:29:57.880 Like, that's the hard part.

00:29:59.420 No, but I actually, I was, um, I was pretty, I mean, actually, I became shy.

00:30:07.180 I was pretty outgoing as a kid.

00:30:09.580 Um, and I just like, but I remember when I figured out I didn't fit in.

00:30:14.200 It's like, I really shut down.

00:30:15.320 I want to say, like, middle school, I started feeling like, oh, I'm not like everyone else.

00:30:19.440 I'm not like these other girls.

00:30:21.860 There's something a little different about me.

00:30:23.600 You're reading in the stands at the football game?

00:30:26.480 That's what you're doing?

00:30:27.840 So unimpressed.

00:30:29.020 No, I, but I remember, I remember there was a time where, like, I was so unafraid.

00:30:33.540 And, like, I got this baby blue sweat set, like a juicy sweat set, but, like, for boys.

00:30:38.040 Like, I was like, and I wore it to class.

00:30:40.040 I wore it to school, and I did the splits in front of everyone.

00:30:46.000 And I was like.

00:30:46.900 You were feeling yourself so hard you did the splits.

00:30:49.100 I was like, what was I doing that for?

00:30:51.140 And I remember it was, like, during recess, but I think it was either raining or something.

00:30:54.880 Like, we had to do an indoor recess.

00:30:56.560 And I was like, guys, look at this.

00:30:58.660 Split on the ground in the middle of the classroom.

00:31:01.760 I don't know why.

00:31:03.640 Yeah.

00:31:04.160 And they're like, what do you mean you knew I was gay?

00:31:06.240 Oh, yeah.

00:31:06.640 I was like, I'm giving trade.

00:31:10.360 And then, do you remember pencil spinning through your fingers?

00:31:13.200 Yes.

00:31:14.020 Yes. 1.00

00:31:14.580 You couldn't tell me shit. 1.00

00:31:16.540 Okay. 1.00

00:31:17.140 I would be twirling that fucking pencil, and I was like, guys, look at this. 0.98

00:31:21.240 I, like, I just thought I was, like, I thought I had it all. 0.98

00:31:24.440 Back then, I thought I had it all.

00:31:25.560 Get this girl to Hollywood, stat. 1.00

00:31:27.320 Stat.

00:31:27.880 You need this.

00:31:28.940 I can do the splits, and I can spin a bit.

00:31:31.560 X Factor couldn't.

00:31:33.180 Oh, X Factor, they couldn't handle me.

00:31:34.820 America's Got Talent.

00:31:35.640 You're lucky.

00:31:36.380 You're lucky.

00:31:36.980 I didn't hear about you then.

00:31:38.060 You're lucky.

00:31:39.220 That's so funny.

00:31:40.600 But I think, like, I think, but sometime between then and, like, middle school, I was, like,

00:31:44.180 I feel like I got, I was really shy.

00:31:46.080 And then I got to college, and I was like, I'm making up for lost time.

00:31:49.000 Period.

00:31:49.560 Yeah.

00:31:50.000 In college, did you have a lot of fun in college?

00:31:52.460 Yeah.

00:31:53.180 Yeah.

00:31:53.380 I went to a very, like, Republican college.

00:31:56.260 OT.

00:31:57.760 And, yeah, and it was just, like, very, I would say, like, so many rich people.

00:32:03.560 Yeah.

00:32:04.020 And so many people who, like, didn't have the same beliefs as me, and I was still figuring

00:32:07.000 myself out.

00:32:07.820 And so, like, there was another place I felt like I didn't fit in, so it took me longer

00:32:11.640 to find my people.

00:32:12.880 Yeah.

00:32:13.100 And then once I found my people, I was like, oh, I'm set.

00:32:14.920 Like, I'm good.

00:32:15.660 Yeah.

00:32:16.360 But I still, I was so close to home, I felt like I couldn't explore who I was.

00:32:20.820 So I think, like, New York is when I really was like, you know what?

00:32:23.660 I'm going to just bleach my hair.

00:32:24.740 And that's.

00:32:25.960 I'm just going to do it. 0.99

00:32:27.500 I'm going to be gay. 0.98

00:32:28.320 I'm just decided. 0.98

00:32:29.000 I'm going to be gay. 0.96

00:32:29.100 I can't do this anymore. 0.99

00:32:30.280 Like, I was thinking about it. 0.97

00:32:31.200 I was like, I can, I'll choose gay now. 0.79

00:32:33.140 Yeah. 0.79

00:32:33.480 Yeah.

00:32:34.980 Right.

00:32:35.720 Yeah. 0.95

00:32:35.980 I was like, Trixie and Katsuya call, uh, buy now, gay later. 0.95

00:32:39.660 Yeah. 0.96

00:32:40.180 Yeah.

00:32:40.640 Well, I was gay the whole time.

00:32:41.740 I was telling people I was bisexual.

00:32:43.120 Exactly.

00:32:43.640 Yeah.

00:32:43.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:44.180 Like, buy now, gay later. 1.00

00:32:45.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:45.920 It really is buy now, gay later. 0.99

00:32:47.140 But it's also a survival thing, too. 0.96

00:32:49.720 Yeah.

00:32:49.960 Sometimes you just got to do it.

00:32:51.200 I think it was like, yeah, I was a fun kid.

00:32:54.160 I wanted to say, like, my parents always used to say I would always run around the house

00:32:57.200 and be like, I'm going to be famous.

00:32:58.820 And I was like, I have no recollection of that.

00:33:00.800 Why do I have any, I'm like, blacked it out.

00:33:02.920 They're like, you would run around all the time.

00:33:04.560 I had a cape for my Halloween costume.

00:33:06.660 Cute.

00:33:07.360 And I would, like, I would spin with, oh, girl. 0.96

00:33:10.880 I was twirling.

00:33:12.040 It's funny you say that because I used to tell my mom the same thing.

00:33:14.540 Yeah.

00:33:14.960 I used to be like, I'm going to be famous.

00:33:16.560 I'm going to be famous.

00:33:17.220 For sure I'm going to be famous.

00:33:18.420 Like, I would tell her all the time.

00:33:19.520 I was like, I just think, like, that's what's meant for me.

00:33:21.780 Yeah.

00:33:22.040 And I would say very convicted.

00:33:23.440 I was very like, no, I think that's what's going to happen to me.

00:33:26.020 And even, like, when I first started dating my man, he had told me, because I already

00:33:30.240 had my life planned because I'm a Virgo.

00:33:32.020 So I was like, well, I'm going to be a sports journalist.

00:33:33.360 I'm going to get on TV.

00:33:35.100 And then maybe from there I could do, like, a talk show or something.

00:33:37.700 Like, that was really my plan.

00:33:38.860 Yeah.

00:33:39.280 But I thought it was all going to be centered on sports.

00:33:41.080 I didn't think it was going to be, like, me or, like, entertainment.

00:33:44.000 But even though that's what I thought I would be better at.

00:33:46.440 But I was like, yeah.

00:33:47.160 Like, and I told him, I was like, I don't know.

00:33:48.740 I just feel like this was, like, one of the first months we were dating.

00:33:52.720 We weren't even official yet.

00:33:53.680 And I told him, I don't know.

00:33:55.380 I just feel like I'm, like, destined for something really, really great and awesome.

00:33:59.320 Like, I just, like, have a really strong feeling something awesome is going to happen to me.

00:34:02.480 And I'm going to make, like, a huge difference.

00:34:04.260 And I, like, said that to him very, like, seriously.

00:34:07.160 And he goes, you're the first person that ever said something like that to me that I was, like, I believe you.

00:34:12.000 I think that's probably true.

00:34:13.080 Oh, that's so sweet.

00:34:13.840 And he was right.

00:34:14.840 Yeah.

00:34:15.140 And so was I.

00:34:16.400 No, seriously.

00:34:18.180 I, like, I don't know why, but I feel like when I speak things out loud, they just happen.

00:34:22.520 Me too.

00:34:23.460 I think I'm, like, really, I'm a manifestor.

00:34:26.080 Amanda just talked to me about that because she was telling me about something awesome for her that happened.

00:34:30.000 And she was, like, I just think that, like, you always talk about things out loud and you say how it helps it come true.

00:34:35.740 And I was, like, right.

00:34:37.100 Right.

00:34:37.720 I've just started.

00:34:38.500 Yeah, I've just started.

00:34:39.400 And tell me again, you're not psychic.

00:34:40.800 I know.

00:34:41.360 I'm telling you.

00:34:42.040 That's what it is.

00:34:43.180 But that's why I'm, like, even when it was, like, I can feel something bad's going to happen, I try to, like, manifest that it's not going to be bad.

00:34:50.680 And you know what?

00:34:51.920 This is something I've talked about in therapy.

00:34:53.780 I've told my therapist, like, because I've told her sometimes I have, like, thoughts that are, like, negative.

00:34:59.280 And then I get superstitious about it.

00:35:01.360 So I have to, like, knock on wood, which, yeah, I know it has to do with OCD.

00:35:04.840 Don't diagnose me.

00:35:05.880 I'm working on it.

00:35:06.940 Right.

00:35:07.360 So I was, like, talking to her about this.

00:35:09.060 And she was, like, why are you afraid of, like, thoughts like that, like, bad thoughts?

00:35:13.160 And I was, like, because everything I say comes true.

00:35:15.760 Like, I told her.

00:35:16.320 I mean that in earnest.

00:35:17.280 Like, everything I say comes true.

00:35:18.580 And I get scared.

00:35:19.820 I'm, like, I get so scared.

00:35:21.360 Yeah.

00:35:21.980 Because even when I did, if you talk about career, when I hosted Black Adam, like, and, like, the premiere for it in New York, I did that, like, in 2022, I think.

00:35:32.620 And I had never met The Rock before, nothing like that.

00:35:35.060 So earlier, a year before that, when I had heard about the movie coming out, I told Adam, my hair and makeup artist, I was, like, you know, I think I really want to host something for Black Adam.

00:35:46.640 And then when I do that, I want to have something made that's, like, cultural because he's the first someone superhero.

00:35:52.200 And I want to, like, wear something.

00:35:53.860 And then hopefully I'll vibe with him or whatever.

00:35:55.960 And he goes, oh, did you get something about it?

00:35:57.740 And I go, no, no.

00:35:58.940 I just have, like, a really strong feeling that's going to happen.

00:36:01.120 And I'm so dead ass it happened exactly the way I painted it, like, the way I described it out loud. 0.99

00:36:07.320 And then when everything started happening for my career, like, fast, fast, fast, Adam, he jokingly still says this to me now, but he's, like, slow down, bitch. 0.99

00:36:15.540 I'm tired. 0.97

00:36:17.000 Like, he's, like, no more manifesting, like, pause for a second. 0.98

00:36:19.800 I'm fucking tired. 0.93

00:36:21.220 And I feel like you're like that, too. 0.98

00:36:23.080 Yeah.

00:36:23.640 We share that superpower.

00:36:24.440 I think, like, I've always believed in myself more than even if I've said it out loud.

00:36:30.220 Even in college, I used to, when I was still really, I would say I was, like, not sure of myself the same way I am now.

00:36:36.380 But I would, like, look in the mirror and be like, I love you.

00:36:39.160 You're a star.

00:36:40.040 You're the best person I know.

00:36:42.220 No, I literally would look in the mirror.

00:36:43.580 And, like, that's what they tell you to do now on TikTok.

00:36:45.560 I was doing that back in the day.

00:36:46.960 I was, like, just, like, I just believed in myself a lot more.

00:36:50.780 But then, like, then I would, like, I would just, but I would look in the mirror and tell myself positive things. 0.99

00:36:55.420 I'm not even kidding, bitch. 1.00

00:36:57.000 I have done the same thing for fucking years. 1.00

00:37:00.720 For years. 1.00

00:37:01.640 Especially in college.

00:37:02.540 Like, I did it a lot in college.

00:37:03.920 Yeah.

00:37:04.160 And I've, like, even said before, I'm, like, because sometimes people ask me, like, did you know this was going to happen?

00:37:11.320 Did you know?

00:37:12.240 And I was, like, no, I didn't.

00:37:13.660 Like, I had no way of predicting this was going to happen.

00:37:16.240 Yeah. 0.77

00:37:16.980 That being said, though, I did know I was going to do something fucking awesome. 0.91

00:37:20.160 I did know that.

00:37:21.140 And they would be, like, how did you grow your confidence?

00:37:23.500 Whatever.

00:37:23.820 I'm, like, I've just been that way, bro. 0.98

00:37:26.540 Like, I was, like, I have just always thought I'm the most awesome bitch alive. 0.92

00:37:31.580 Like, I've always thought that about myself. 0.85

00:37:33.360 That doesn't mean I think anyone, I'm better than anyone.

00:37:35.800 I've just always been, like, oh, my God, me.

00:37:38.080 Yeah.

00:37:38.520 Oh, I'm so awesome.

00:37:39.660 But isn't it, life is so beautiful when you don't hate yourself.

00:37:42.840 Yes.

00:37:43.200 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:44.180 If everyone could get there, they'd be so, like, it would be so fun.

00:37:49.620 Exactly.

00:37:50.240 For everyone.

00:37:51.140 Exactly.

00:37:51.740 I, like, I remember, like, I think college is when I really fell in love with myself.

00:37:55.740 Me too.

00:37:56.520 Me too.

00:37:56.900 And I think having that, like, I was, I'm so grateful that all the internet stuff happened

00:38:01.860 after I, like, really found myself.

00:38:04.120 Me too.

00:38:04.640 Me too.

00:38:05.000 Because I just, like, I loved myself so much before it happened.

00:38:10.100 And so, like, I got to carry that with me the whole time.

00:38:13.320 And did you low-key feel like when people started gassing you, you were, like, I knew it.

00:38:17.760 A little bit.

00:38:21.480 I knew it.

00:38:22.440 I knew it.

00:38:22.820 And I literally told, like, someone was, like, asked me once in an interview, like, oh,

00:38:26.580 did the internet, like, help you, like, change, like, how you saw yourself or anything like

00:38:31.160 that?

00:38:31.280 I was, like, honestly, no. 0.75

00:38:32.500 All it did was validate what I already believed, which was, like, I was fucking awesome.

00:38:36.100 And hilarious. 0.54

00:38:36.860 Like, I've always thought that about me.

00:38:38.420 It's nice to hear other people validate it, though.

00:38:40.620 Yeah.

00:38:40.880 It made me gayer.

00:38:42.960 I'll be real.

00:38:43.760 Made me gayer.

00:38:44.360 I think it was the vaccine, though.

00:38:45.980 That really.

00:38:46.420 Oh.

00:38:47.460 Yeah.

00:38:48.400 Yeah.

00:38:49.120 Yeah.

00:38:49.600 COVID and then the vaccine.

00:38:50.760 COVID and the microchip.

00:38:51.840 Oh.

00:38:52.120 Oh. 1.00

00:38:52.420 You didn't stand a chance, bitch. 1.00

00:38:54.000 I didn't stand a chance. 1.00

00:38:54.720 You didn't stand a chance.

00:38:56.180 You were bound.

00:38:57.580 Bound to do that.

00:38:59.060 You want to hear something funny that's not.

00:39:00.580 Like, we were, we saw each other at Wicked.

00:39:01.920 Yeah.

00:39:02.400 The premiere.

00:39:03.900 Loved it. 0.99

00:39:04.820 You always look so fucking good. 0.75

00:39:06.440 Thank you. 0.88

00:39:06.880 Oh, my God.

00:39:07.440 So do you.

00:39:08.460 Okay.

00:39:08.880 One of my favorite things is I was taking a video.

00:39:11.040 I should have sent it to you.

00:39:12.420 I was taking a video and then I panned to Ruben and then you're in the background doing

00:39:16.260 a TikTok and you're like.

00:39:20.100 Wait, was that on the.

00:39:21.240 On the balcony.

00:39:22.820 And then I like, that's when I noticed you're doing it.

00:39:24.800 And then we're hanging out and I look and you're doing it again.

00:39:27.080 And I was like, I was like, that is so funny. 0.99

00:39:29.960 And I was getting annoyed because it was Adam helping me film it and he kept fucking 0.99

00:39:33.060 it up. 0.96

00:39:33.380 And I was like, Adam, I'm not going to do it again.

00:39:34.980 You have to get it this time.

00:39:36.220 I'm not going to do it again.

00:39:37.620 No.

00:39:38.120 The funny thing about that too is my sister told me to vlog there.

00:39:41.360 She was like, make sure you vlog it for the Patreon that we have.

00:39:44.620 I was like, oh my God.

00:39:45.600 Perfect.

00:39:46.200 So I vlogged myself getting ready.

00:39:48.580 And then when we got there, I didn't, I lost Adam for like at least 40 minutes.

00:39:53.360 Like when I first walked up, I was like, can I put my phone in this bag with all my shoes

00:39:58.200 and stuff?

00:39:58.700 And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:59.960 And I was like, okay.

00:40:00.820 And then I'm going to walk down this fan walk thing.

00:40:02.720 You know, you had to do the fan walk first and then you had to do carpet.

00:40:05.340 I was like, I'm going to walk this, but just meet me at the end.

00:40:07.640 Like just walk down after I do.

00:40:09.420 Cause I told him to walk with me, but he said he didn't want to.

00:40:11.780 So he was like, I was like, okay, well just follow me.

00:40:13.240 And he's like, okay, I walked down.

00:40:15.340 I'm, I, it takes me about three minutes to walk it.

00:40:17.700 Turn around.

00:40:18.180 He's gone.

00:40:19.080 Can't find him.

00:40:20.020 I'm literally no phone of me standing there fattening jeans.

00:40:24.000 I literally no phone, no nothing.

00:40:25.680 I'm standing there.

00:40:26.200 I feel like a colonial woman. 0.71

00:40:27.560 Oh my God.

00:40:28.040 No money.

00:40:28.860 No family.

00:40:30.360 16 in the middle of Miami.

00:40:32.420 Like I literally was like, oh my God.

00:40:34.360 I'm like, and I, and I didn't know anyone.

00:40:37.200 I was like, and then I was thinking that I could see at the time I was like, okay, my plan

00:40:41.320 is don't freak out.

00:40:42.260 Cause my team was like, make sure you walk.

00:40:44.460 So I was like, I have to get in this carpet line. 0.95

00:40:46.960 Yeah.

00:40:47.400 But I couldn't find Adam and I was getting scared.

00:40:49.340 Cause I was like, he also has my movie tickets.

00:40:50.800 Like I can't even get in.

00:40:51.860 Oh yeah.

00:40:52.480 So I was like looking for him.

00:40:53.660 And then this girl came up to me to do an E news live with me. 1.00

00:40:57.260 And she like walked up to me as I'm like, I feel like the Mr. Krabs meme.

00:41:02.740 And then she comes up.

00:41:03.320 I'm like, hi people.

00:41:06.020 Hi people.

00:41:08.140 And I was like, oh yeah.

00:41:09.760 And she, and I even wrote down in my phone, like who made my dress?

00:41:13.680 Like all that stuff, just in case someone asked me.

00:41:16.640 Cause my stylist was like, make sure you tell people.

00:41:18.820 I'm like, yeah, for sure.

00:41:20.060 And then she, she goes, oh my God, your dress is so fantastic. 0.94

00:41:22.860 Who's it?

00:41:23.380 Who's it by?

00:41:24.240 Like who made it?

00:41:25.140 And I was like, honestly, I don't know.

00:41:27.780 And my stylist is going to kill me.

00:41:29.680 I lost my phone.

00:41:30.760 Has anyone seen my friend?

00:41:32.720 I was like, have you guys seen my friend anywhere?

00:41:35.840 And we like laughed about it.

00:41:37.100 I was like, just kidding.

00:41:38.080 No, I don't know.

00:41:39.700 And then I just like kind of bullshitted with her. 1.00

00:41:41.620 But I was literally standing there like fucking stupid, just standing by myself, no phone. 0.99

00:41:46.400 And then I was like, well, if I see someone I know, and I literally was thinking, I think Eric is here. 0.99

00:41:51.960 And if I see Eric, I'm going to ask to borrow his phone and then I'm going to call my cousin Adam.

00:41:56.360 But then I ended up, he ended up finding me like 10 minutes later.

00:42:00.000 That's so crazy. 0.81

00:42:01.080 It was ridiculous. 0.96

00:42:01.940 That premiere was crazy town booths. 1.00

00:42:04.320 It was, oh my, it was so fucking cold. 1.00

00:42:08.560 Rigid, bitch. 1.00

00:42:09.360 And did you know it was going to be a fan meetup up there? 1.00

00:42:11.940 Because I didn't.

00:42:12.800 I had no clue.

00:42:13.540 I had no clue.

00:42:14.860 Meet and greet hour.

00:42:16.060 For real.

00:42:16.760 I was like, what?

00:42:17.620 I was at VidCon, girl.

00:42:18.860 I was literally set up a booth.

00:42:20.420 I was like, oh my God.

00:42:21.200 Should have sold merch while I was there.

00:42:22.620 I know.

00:42:23.880 Did you want to hear something?

00:42:24.940 Adam, Adam.

00:42:26.360 Behind me, yeah.

00:42:29.140 Literally holding it up like, and those movies spelled wrong. 0.99

00:42:32.120 Like when they sell shit outside concerts. 0.98

00:42:34.100 Will kid. 0.99

00:42:36.800 For real.

00:42:38.100 I remember too, when I was, finally found him and we're waiting.

00:42:41.320 You know, the line was kind of long.

00:42:42.360 Yeah, it was long to get in.

00:42:43.680 For the carpet too.

00:42:45.040 And so I was standing and you know how E! News always has like a stage and they have

00:42:48.280 like a live.

00:42:48.780 Yeah.

00:42:49.000 And you could see people walking in the background.

00:42:50.960 While I'm standing in that line.

00:42:53.140 I had no idea they could see the background.

00:42:56.600 I had my pen. 1.00

00:42:58.020 I was ripping that hoe, bitch. 1.00

00:43:00.240 And I was going like this. 1.00

00:43:02.140 Like towards the camera.

00:43:06.560 And Remy Bader was on there at the time.

00:43:08.840 Oh my God.

00:43:09.460 And I was like, my, when I saw it the second time, I was like, like sucked it back in. 1.00

00:43:14.240 And I literally was like, my team is going to kill me if they see me doing that shit. 0.99

00:43:20.460 But I did want to say, going back to ripping a pen. 0.99

00:43:23.220 Oh yes, please.

00:43:24.160 Oh my God.

00:43:24.460 When I had a full-time job.

00:43:25.600 I'm so sorry.

00:43:26.180 It would be lunchtime.

00:43:26.920 I'm like, I'm getting lunch.

00:43:27.600 I'm like, you know what would really make my day like just a little bit better?

00:43:31.280 It's just a little bit better.

00:43:32.140 If I went outside, smoked this weed pen just one hit.

00:43:36.380 And then just went back upstairs and no one would notice.

00:43:38.820 Right.

00:43:39.200 And one time, I don't know what, I think I got a new pen and I like heated it up.

00:43:43.060 You know how you had to like double click it, heat it up?

00:43:44.500 Yeah.

00:43:44.840 Get that wax ready.

00:43:45.800 Yeah. 0.92

00:43:46.120 And I ripped the biggest, and I went into this meeting and I made a fool of myself. 0.76

00:43:52.640 I embarrassed.

00:43:53.700 I was like presenting this idea and I was like, I can't read anymore all of a sudden.

00:43:57.560 I forgot what's up here.

00:43:59.460 And I remember my partner leaning to me, he goes, are you okay?

00:44:04.120 Literally like, he like pulled me out after.

00:44:06.620 I'm like, are you okay?

00:44:07.880 What the hell's wrong with you?

00:44:09.360 I was like, and then I'd get on the subway home, hour long subway home. 0.98

00:44:13.260 I'm ripping it on the subway.

00:44:14.980 And you know, you blow it into your shirt, but it comes out anyways.

00:44:18.400 I was ripping it.

00:44:19.060 Okay.

00:44:19.200 There's much worse things happening on that subway.

00:44:21.520 Yeah.

00:44:21.940 Than smoking your pen.

00:44:22.880 Yeah.

00:44:23.100 I'll tell you that much.

00:44:24.060 Yeah.

00:44:24.580 And the weed in New York almost killed me once.

00:44:26.600 So like, girl.

00:44:28.080 The weed in New York.

00:44:29.080 I barely survived to tell the tale.

00:44:30.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:31.160 And I met a fan when I was fucked up off that shit too, which was awful. 0.99

00:44:35.240 You ever, okay, we actually, I'm not going to say that. 0.99

00:44:37.260 No, wait, what?

00:44:38.440 You ever get a little too high and you meet a fan and you're like, don't take this picture.

00:44:42.680 Yes.

00:44:43.280 Yes.

00:44:43.700 Yes.

00:44:44.000 And I'll tell you a recent one.

00:44:45.240 When I was in Ireland, we, me, it was me, Dace, my man, our friends, Steven and Alex,

00:44:53.360 and then Caleb.

00:44:53.900 And we all had gone to like dinner.

00:44:57.020 And so we were eating dinner.

00:44:58.060 We were having fun.

00:44:58.760 Mind you, me, me and Caleb both popped edibles at dinner, which like, of course I did.

00:45:04.320 I'm walking around Ireland.

00:45:05.220 Of course I did.

00:45:06.160 So we popped edibles and we're like feeling good.

00:45:08.560 And he was like, let's go to Boots, like to the drug store.

00:45:11.460 He's like, I could buy some things.

00:45:12.980 And we like went there and we were shopping around in the drug store. 0.94

00:45:15.700 And I was just standing there because I'm high as balls.

00:45:18.140 So I'm like, I'm tripping. 0.85

00:45:19.300 I'm like, I'm having a good time.

00:45:20.720 I'm chilling.

00:45:21.320 And then we leave.

00:45:23.180 And as we're leaving the store, these people had come up to Caleb and he was like, nice

00:45:27.900 to meet you guys, whatever.

00:45:29.040 We walk outside and we're standing outside deciding where we're going to go.

00:45:32.680 Mind you, up until this point, I'd spent like two full days there at this point.

00:45:36.680 No one had recognized me.

00:45:37.640 Like no one had said anything.

00:45:39.060 Isn't it kind of magical?

00:45:40.400 It's amazing.

00:45:41.080 I feel like I'm in Harry Potter's Invisibility Club.

00:45:44.100 Like I'm literally walking around with my head just out.

00:45:46.080 I'm like, oh my God.

00:45:47.500 So it's like, it was new experience for me.

00:45:49.480 I was like, oh, period.

00:45:50.260 Right.

00:45:50.660 And so when we're standing outside, we're all kind of talking.

00:45:54.740 And then these young people come up to Caleb and they're like, hey, and mind you, I was

00:45:59.000 talking to Caleb.

00:45:59.820 So like he turned to meet them and he was like, oh, we're such big fans, blah, blah, blah.

00:46:03.360 This is the conversation I heard.

00:46:05.120 But because I'm already high, I'm just like, I have to look normal in my head.

00:46:09.280 So I'm going, like, I'm just looking like, like, I'm just being supportive.

00:46:15.740 Like I'm just trying to.

00:46:16.660 So clearly I'm not listening.

00:46:18.160 Like I just like gathered sort of what they said.

00:46:20.920 And then Caleb, then all of a sudden everyone stops talking and looks directly at me, everyone.

00:46:26.440 So there's like three of those people and then Caleb and they're all looking at me.

00:46:30.120 And then I go.

00:46:30.560 Like, I'm just staring mouth agape.

00:46:34.400 Like I'm just staring.

00:46:35.640 And then he goes, do you?

00:46:37.580 And I go, do I what?

00:46:39.480 And then he goes.

00:46:40.220 And then the other person goes, we don't have to.

00:46:41.860 And then Caleb goes, no, no, no.

00:46:43.260 I don't know if like.

00:46:44.780 And then he goes, I was asking to take the picture.

00:46:46.420 I was like, oh, I can take a picture of you guys.

00:46:48.140 Yeah.

00:46:48.740 And then he goes, no, I asked if you would be in the picture.

00:46:52.380 And then Caleb goes, they're asking if you want to be in the picture.

00:46:55.160 I go, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:46:58.920 And then they turn around.

00:47:00.160 We take the picture and they walk away. 1.00

00:47:02.340 And Caleb goes, what the fuck's the matter with you? 0.99

00:47:04.220 And I start laughing. 1.00

00:47:07.740 I go, bitch, I didn't understand. 1.00

00:47:08.900 I missed half of the conversation because I was too busy standing like this. 1.00

00:47:14.100 The whole time.

00:47:15.400 I was like, and when he left, I was like, I am so sorry.

00:47:18.740 I didn't hear.

00:47:19.600 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:47:20.460 Any of it, bitch. 1.00

00:47:21.260 That is so fucking funny. 1.00

00:47:23.920 Do you feel like that all the time? 0.98

00:47:26.440 This was, okay.

00:47:28.240 You know when you're talking to someone.

00:47:30.460 Right.

00:47:30.680 And they, someone is so excited to come say hi to them.

00:47:33.840 And they interrupt you guys.

00:47:35.260 And then you're just like standing there left in between them.

00:47:38.600 Like, and no one's introducing.

00:47:41.380 No one's like, oh, and this is my, oh, and this is Drew.

00:47:43.900 Right.

00:47:44.420 You're just standing there like.

00:47:45.700 I know.

00:47:46.040 And the whole time I was like.

00:47:48.400 I feel like this the whole time.

00:47:49.760 Like, I was just trying to be supportive.

00:47:51.240 I was just trying to be there.

00:47:53.080 You're like, they're like talking and you're like waiting for something you can chime in on.

00:47:58.100 Right.

00:47:58.640 Yeah.

00:47:58.900 That is the worst feeling.

00:48:02.000 Would you miss everything too?

00:48:03.320 Oh my God.

00:48:04.300 I thought about it for hours.

00:48:05.460 I was like, oh my God.

00:48:07.120 I looked so.

00:48:08.560 That is so funny.

00:48:09.920 I look so incapable. 1.00

00:48:11.120 Like those people think I'm a fucking incompetent. 1.00

00:48:13.700 Like I was literally. 1.00

00:48:14.840 I'm going to take a screenshot of you making this face.

00:48:16.980 I'm going to take a screenshot of you making this Facebook statement.

00:48:19.780 When this episode comes out.

00:48:21.300 Yeah.

00:48:21.760 Even like sometimes like when, when people fans meet me at the airport, I'll tell them,

00:48:27.760 I'll literally tell them.

00:48:28.620 I was like, I'll say on the shows or whatever.

00:48:31.000 I'm like nine times out of 10, if I'm flying, if I'm in an airport and you see me, I'm on

00:48:36.640 like 30 milligrams minimum.

00:48:38.460 So like, just keep that in mind.

00:48:40.700 If you meet me and I'm weird, if I'm very weird, like that's why I'm just letting you

00:48:45.720 know.

00:48:45.920 Cause sometimes when you take the edible, you get a little weird girl. 0.96

00:48:48.220 Well, sometimes, but speaking of weird, I feel, I do have to fast forward to your, your

00:48:52.380 fun facts.

00:48:53.140 Okay.

00:48:53.640 Your fun facts.

00:48:54.320 Okay, cool.

00:48:54.920 Cool.

00:48:55.160 Yeah.

00:48:55.360 They told me, they told me you have a hard out.

00:48:56.960 I was just going to say one thing before you move on.

00:48:58.960 Please, please do.

00:48:59.480 Please do.

00:49:00.200 When I smoke, I don't get fun.

00:49:02.460 I get weird.

00:49:03.360 That's what my sister says.

00:49:05.020 I don't get fun.

00:49:06.020 I get, I'm like, you know how like when some people smoke, they get funnier.

00:49:10.820 Yeah.

00:49:11.080 Me.

00:49:11.880 Yeah.

00:49:12.440 See, like I don't have that power.

00:49:13.700 Like I smoke and then someone makes a joke and I'm, you like not Pinkerton or anything.

00:49:19.300 I'm like, I told you.

00:49:21.740 I literally, I'm like, I'm like, and then I try to chime in.

00:49:25.340 I'm like, you're like delayed.

00:49:27.280 You're on a 10 second.

00:49:28.220 Chat, am I muted?

00:49:29.440 I'm not.

00:49:29.940 Chat, am I muted?

00:49:31.040 Like, I'm like, and then I'm like, am I being weird?

00:49:35.960 Right.

00:49:36.320 But I just don't have that superpower of being funny on weed.

00:49:38.500 That's it.

00:49:38.940 That's how my sister is too.

00:49:40.060 She's the same way.

00:49:40.820 Like she's told me before we joke, but I'll tell one more story, Amanda.

00:49:44.060 One time we smoked in New York for the first time.

00:49:46.000 It was me, my man, Adam and Dace.

00:49:48.300 And we were standing in like a half circle, right?

00:49:50.680 That's, this is imperative to the story.

00:49:52.560 And mind you, it's like 1030 at night.

00:49:55.460 She's already saying this story is not true.

00:49:57.020 It is. 0.99

00:49:57.620 And she doesn't fucking remember. 0.98

00:49:58.780 Of course she doesn't. 0.98

00:49:59.840 But we were hitting a J together.

00:50:02.520 Well, I think it was a J. 1.00

00:50:03.680 Now I think it was crystal meth, if I'm being honest.

00:50:05.840 So, cause we all went a little insane that night that I'm not used to.

00:50:08.820 So we were smoking and they both hit it, which they normally don't smoke that much.

00:50:12.780 Especially at the time, my sister wasn't smoking at all.

00:50:15.100 And so we were like, she hit it.

00:50:17.800 And my, before this, it's like 930.

00:50:19.700 We're like, oh, it's late.

00:50:20.600 Let's just smoke, go to bed, like eat and go to bed.

00:50:22.900 So we're just going outside our hotel.

00:50:24.300 And then in the middle of it, my sister turns around, like completely faces the other way.

00:50:30.620 We're standing in a semi-circle.

00:50:32.740 She faces the complete other way, unprovoked.

00:50:36.060 And then she flaps her arms like this at her sides.

00:50:39.080 And she goes, ah.

00:50:43.160 And I'm not exaggerating.

00:50:47.040 And I lost my voice, so I can't really articulate it.

00:50:49.860 But it sounded like that video of the lady hitting the bus door.

00:50:53.440 Yeah, that's what it sounded like.

00:50:56.920 And she turns around and she laps her arms, does that for two seconds. 0.94

00:51:00.580 Turns back around, goes, are we going out or anything?

00:51:03.440 Are we going out?

00:51:04.600 We don't go out. 1.00

00:51:05.600 What the fuck? 0.99

00:51:06.200 And I literally go, are you okay, dude? 1.00

00:51:08.600 And then she goes, yeah, yeah.

00:51:10.220 Why wouldn't I be?

00:51:10.820 Yeah.

00:51:10.940 And then literally the next morning, I was like, what was that, bro?

00:51:16.800 And she goes, what are you talking about?

00:51:18.360 I did not do that.

00:51:19.480 And I was like, I have two witnesses plus me.

00:51:22.860 And then when we were at dinner, we were talking about it again.

00:51:25.240 And then Adam was like, no, she turned into like Jim Carrey from The Mask.

00:51:28.340 Like she put it on and was like, rah, rah, rah, and then started talking different.

00:51:33.480 So that's why she always goes, I can't be a social smoker.

00:51:35.700 I get weird.

00:51:36.480 I'm like, you're right.

00:51:37.080 You do.

00:51:37.740 That is so funny.

00:51:40.000 I've seen it.

00:51:40.780 And she was with people she's safe and comfortable with.

00:51:42.820 Imagine if there was a stranger in that circle.

00:51:45.160 They'd be like, what's wrong with that girl? 1.00

00:51:48.120 Why is she doing that? 1.00

00:51:49.840 I'd be like, sometimes she does that when she gets excited.

00:51:51.760 The recreation is really good too.

00:51:56.780 And it was like falsetto.

00:51:58.280 Like she just like had a good vibrato on it and everything, but it was just high pitch

00:52:01.640 and random.

00:52:02.620 Sometimes you got to let a, and it was a little spooky.

00:52:04.980 Sometimes you got to let a girl let's out. 1.00

00:52:10.000 These gays, they're trying to kill me. 1.00

00:52:13.040 They're trying to kill me. 1.00

00:52:14.820 All my friends are gay and that's a problem for me when they try to kill me. 1.00

00:52:18.600 Okay. 1.00

00:52:19.560 Fun facts.

00:52:20.520 Are you ready?

00:52:21.440 Yes.

00:52:21.920 Okay.

00:52:22.260 This first one's pretty tame.

00:52:23.440 It says you were an RA in college, which I feel like I already knew.

00:52:26.100 Yes.

00:52:26.300 I drank with all my residents. 0.99

00:52:27.960 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:52:28.860 Like I did not, I didn't, allegedly. 0.99

00:52:31.400 Allegedly.

00:52:31.980 Yeah.

00:52:32.300 I was like, guys, just, and if you see me out and I'm drunk, don't talk to me.

00:52:36.240 Yeah.

00:52:36.500 That's when we had our meeting and I was like, guys, if you see me out and I'm wasted, I'm

00:52:39.480 underage too.

00:52:39.900 Don't talk to me.

00:52:40.440 Yeah.

00:52:41.440 Let's keep it cool.

00:52:42.340 Yeah.

00:52:42.740 I was like.

00:52:43.240 It's that audio on TikTok.

00:52:44.420 I'm not a cop.

00:52:45.160 I'm not a cop.

00:52:45.660 Yeah.

00:52:45.940 So.

00:52:46.700 I was like, you don't get me in trouble.

00:52:48.080 I won't get you in trouble.

00:52:49.060 You're right.

00:52:49.500 Bound in blood.

00:52:50.420 I like that.

00:52:50.960 Okay.

00:52:51.260 This one says you worked at a, as a cashier at Hemisphere's fine furnishings. 0.99

00:52:57.300 Oh, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:52:58.060 For four months. 1.00

00:52:58.700 Oh, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:52:59.980 I worked at this Christian furniture store. 1.00

00:53:02.180 I got hired for my smile.

00:53:06.720 I got hired for my smile. 0.93

00:53:08.480 I think he was like, we need a gay guy on the staff. 0.92

00:53:10.440 Right. 0.82

00:53:11.060 But I was straight still.

00:53:11.840 But one that's not still so in your face.

00:53:14.400 Yeah.

00:53:14.620 That's what it picked you. 0.94

00:53:15.380 Because I'm so butch. 0.60

00:53:16.280 Yeah.

00:53:16.840 So they were like, they were like, we need a straight man with a good smile.

00:53:20.680 We need someone who's unexpectedly.

00:53:22.940 And they never asked me to move the furniture.

00:53:25.060 Of course they didn't.

00:53:26.000 Well, because you're the talent.

00:53:27.640 Because I'm the talent.

00:53:28.460 Yeah.

00:53:28.740 You're the face.

00:53:29.660 I was at the register pretending to type like, I don't even know what I'm doing.

00:53:33.440 I was like, welcome in.

00:53:34.880 When I worked an office job, I should not have had that job.

00:53:37.960 Oh.

00:53:38.160 I think that all the time.

00:53:39.060 I was like, when I quit that job, I made this joke when I was leaving the office and I quit.

00:53:43.920 I told my sister, I was like, you should have known by my Fashion Nova jeans, I was not going to be here for very long.

00:53:49.220 You should have known that.

00:53:50.500 You should have predicted that.

00:53:51.660 Oh.

00:53:52.080 When you clocked my tea, you should have predicted that.

00:53:54.140 Oh, you got the BBL pants on.

00:53:56.760 My Faha on at work.

00:53:58.360 You had your Faha on.

00:53:59.640 BBL jeans.

00:54:00.820 Typing at your desk.

00:54:01.660 Like, I'm not going to be here that long.

00:54:04.020 Computer's not on.

00:54:04.980 Keyboard's not plugged into anything.

00:54:06.300 Oh, you were working on Selling Sunset.

00:54:10.040 Glam light set up.

00:54:10.800 Glam light on.

00:54:12.540 Like, you guys don't even know what's coming.

00:54:14.960 You and me working an office job.

00:54:16.340 Oh, hell yeah.

00:54:16.940 For real.

00:54:17.380 We would have been so bad.

00:54:17.980 Me at Drew will follow LOC Industries.

00:54:19.760 Yes.

00:54:20.100 I clocked in.

00:54:21.580 Yeah.

00:54:22.060 Okay.

00:54:22.340 This one says, was this the first wig you ever wore?

00:54:26.300 And it's from Halloween 2017.

00:54:29.040 Oh my God.

00:54:30.160 Yes.

00:54:31.100 That literally is the first wig I ever owned.

00:54:33.700 And you know what it is?

00:54:34.500 My friend was something else for Halloween. 1.00

00:54:36.780 And she was like, this is such trash piece of shit wig. 1.00

00:54:39.200 And I said, give it to me. 1.00

00:54:40.560 And I wore that shit out. 1.00

00:54:41.840 Something changed. 1.00

00:54:42.940 I dressed up as my professor.

00:54:44.180 And then she gave me a better grade.

00:54:46.320 Because I was like, I'm Mrs. Mendenhall.

00:54:49.280 I'm like Cheryl today.

00:54:50.640 Like, I don't know.

00:54:51.900 You were a schmoozer in college too?

00:54:53.780 Like, to teachers?

00:54:54.760 The teachers love you?

00:54:55.600 I loved all my women teachers. 0.75

00:54:57.740 Like, so much.

00:54:58.880 Same.

00:54:59.060 And like, I love all my professors.

00:55:01.280 But my like, the women really like, I love them. 1.00

00:55:04.600 The girls.

00:55:04.740 They were giving it to you.

00:55:05.620 Yeah.

00:55:06.060 And that like, you know, you meet a good old Christian Texas woman. 1.00

00:55:10.580 She's going to call you honey.

00:55:12.020 She's going to like, she's going to be like, oh, sweetheart.

00:55:13.820 Like, big hair.

00:55:15.380 Like, a bad little like, oof.

00:55:17.240 I'm not doing all that.

00:55:18.040 Ooh, like a punty little French tip. 0.82

00:55:19.140 They walk in with a big.

00:55:20.400 Clack, clack, clack.

00:55:21.020 Yep.

00:55:21.300 French tip.

00:55:21.740 Yeah.

00:55:22.280 Big gulp.

00:55:23.440 Full of Diet Coke.

00:55:24.580 Full of sweet tea.

00:55:25.600 They're having 50 grams of sugar a morning.

00:55:28.200 Like.

00:55:28.260 8 a.m.

00:55:28.820 And you know, they're walking in with a good little, how y'all doing?

00:55:32.160 Oh, I loved, I loved my women professors. 1.00

00:55:34.460 You said I wanted to be them.

00:55:35.720 Yeah.

00:55:36.120 I wanted to be them.

00:55:36.900 You're like, I need to cosplay as you.

00:55:38.640 Oh my God.

00:55:39.180 I need to do drag and be, I need to do that. 0.99

00:55:42.640 A Texan woman. 1.00

00:55:43.760 Oh, that would be. 0.93

00:55:44.460 Your drag persona. 0.89

00:55:45.280 My drag persona would be a professor. 0.88

00:55:47.680 I'm here to teach.

00:55:49.300 Okay.

00:55:49.680 This last one says, we phoned a friend, Meg, and she requested that we add these fun facts.

00:55:55.860 Okay.

00:55:56.360 Okay.

00:55:56.600 This one says, you had a poop fear when you first started dating Ruben.

00:56:01.520 A poop fear?

00:56:04.560 That's from your producer.

00:56:06.200 A poop fear? 1.00

00:56:07.560 A big boobs. 0.99

00:56:09.320 Poop? 1.00

00:56:10.080 Wait.

00:56:11.520 Wait.

00:56:11.960 When did I have a poop fear?

00:56:13.560 How did you go to Jen's house to poop?

00:56:15.560 Oh, yeah.

00:56:16.520 No, actually, I did have a poop fear.

00:56:17.520 You forgetting?

00:56:18.880 Oh, but when you phrase it like that.

00:56:20.880 Okay.

00:56:21.460 So, I didn't want to poop at his house.

00:56:23.920 Right.

00:56:24.640 I wasn't going to drop a bomb that early on.

00:56:26.740 No, I'm with you.

00:56:27.820 I was like that, too.

00:56:28.840 So, I would spend the night at his house, and then I'd wake up, and I'm like, well, a girl's

00:56:34.300 got to do what a girl's got to do. 1.00

00:56:35.940 Morning down.

00:56:35.960 Yeah.

00:56:36.180 And so, I would like, like, speed walk over to my friend's house who lived probably like

00:56:40.240 four or five blocks away, knock, knock, knock, go down to the basement, I got to do my business.

00:56:46.440 I was like, I just saw my man, I got to get to work.

00:56:48.620 You going four blocks away.

00:56:51.740 I'd be like, I'd be like, oh, you having a good morning?

00:56:54.540 Okay, I'm going to leave.

00:56:55.880 And so, she was always like, Eric just comes to my house and poops.

00:56:58.940 That's crazy.

00:56:59.880 Yeah.

00:57:00.520 That's, that's really funny.

00:57:01.700 I, I had something like that when I first started dating my man, but like, it was that

00:57:05.440 my man was always chewing orange gum.

00:57:08.940 Really?

00:57:09.580 Yeah.

00:57:09.840 This, I don't think I've ever shared this story.

00:57:11.560 I don't know if I have.

00:57:12.520 Like, orange flavored gum?

00:57:13.720 Yes.

00:57:14.200 Okay.

00:57:14.580 Which, when I first started dating him, that is the gum he always had, which I couldn't

00:57:19.780 understand, but I was like, who am I?

00:57:21.780 Right?

00:57:22.600 But then, obviously, when you start kissing, like, the taste of that gum mixed with whatever

00:57:27.840 we ate, awful.

00:57:29.300 And I literally remember having a conversation with my sister. 0.99

00:57:32.360 I'm like, how do I tell him that I fucking hate that gum? 0.98

00:57:37.120 Like, how do I say that? 0.99

00:57:38.040 Like, it's, it tastes gross in the mouth. 1.00

00:57:39.540 Like, how do I say that without being a bitch? 1.00

00:57:40.720 Because like, I do kind of like this guy, so I don't want to be awful. 0.99

00:57:44.020 And she was like, dude, just tell him, like, just say, that's, that's gross. 0.94

00:57:47.020 And it stinks. 1.00

00:57:47.700 Like, it makes your breath smell weird after you eat and shit. 1.00

00:57:50.260 Because with no food, it was fine. 0.99

00:57:52.300 But like, it was after he ate.

00:57:53.820 It was just something about it.

00:57:55.080 Yeah.

00:57:55.280 And I felt so, like, insecure about saying it.

00:57:59.480 And then I, I literally, not even kidding, I made up a whole story about why I don't

00:58:03.140 like orange gum.

00:58:04.440 Really?

00:58:04.980 Yeah, girl. 0.99

00:58:05.440 I really was using my improv skills down.

00:58:07.840 Like, I literally was like, okay, so here's the thing about the orange gum.

00:58:10.500 Like, I, when I was a kid, I gave it a bunch of backstory it doesn't need.

00:58:14.940 I was like, I one time threw up after I had a piece of orange gum.

00:58:19.260 And now every time I taste it, it makes me think of throw up.

00:58:21.720 So, like, is there any way that you could just not chew that, like, when we go on dates?

00:58:26.000 And I was like, is that okay?

00:58:27.100 And he was like, oh, my God, yeah, I'm so sorry.

00:58:29.520 And he completely threw all of them in the trash.

00:58:32.240 I got rid of them.

00:58:32.760 He used to buy them in bulk. 0.71

00:58:34.080 Threw them all in the trash.

00:58:34.960 I didn't tell him I lied about that until, like, three years later.

00:58:38.800 And then one day he was like, oh, my God.

00:58:40.460 He goes, oh, because this is why.

00:58:42.100 Because it started, the lies started getting in the way.

00:58:43.680 Because I started saying, I went too far with it.

00:58:45.920 And I was like, oh, it's orange-flavored things.

00:58:48.460 So, then when I would eat.

00:58:48.900 You were added on as time went?

00:58:50.440 Yeah.

00:58:50.900 I was like, well, I would forget what I said.

00:58:53.540 So, then I would eat things that were orange-flavored.

00:58:56.060 And then he'd be like, well, don't you hate that?

00:58:57.960 Like, don't eat that.

00:58:58.600 It's orange-flavored.

00:58:59.260 Like, he was being so sweet about it.

00:59:00.720 Oh, okay.

00:59:01.320 And then I was like, I got to tell you something.

00:59:03.580 I made that up because your breath smelled bad.

00:59:05.300 And I just didn't know how to tell you.

00:59:06.340 I'm so sorry.

00:59:07.060 I'm so sorry.

00:59:07.680 Please don't break up with me.

00:59:08.860 Oh, my God.

00:59:09.500 It worked out, though.

00:59:10.140 That is so funny. 1.00

00:59:11.660 And, like, there's one thing I can't stand is when a bitch has bad breath. 1.00

00:59:15.460 I'm telling you, girl. 1.00

00:59:16.680 Oh, my God.

00:59:17.320 And it was, like, before.

00:59:18.740 And he always smelled really clean.

00:59:20.860 He was always very clean.

00:59:22.220 And that's why I was like, what is it about that gum?

00:59:25.220 Oh, my God.

00:59:25.640 I had Jasmine Masters on my podcast.

00:59:28.580 She's the anti-oop. 1.00

00:59:29.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:30.460 And she has this video.

00:59:32.100 She goes, you need to go to the dentist. 0.98

00:59:34.040 You need to ha.

00:59:35.200 And you need to get that checked out.

00:59:38.180 And that's how I feel.

00:59:39.480 It's true.

00:59:40.980 Like, it's so funny.

00:59:41.340 And I'll never forget.

00:59:42.200 And you know in this business, a lot of people's breath smells.

00:59:44.840 I was at a party last night between stink and stunk.

00:59:48.180 And it was like, they're both talking at me.

00:59:52.300 I was fighting for my life, Drew.

00:59:55.060 It was crazy.

00:59:56.960 The worst thing about my mom and sister have, like, bloodhound noses. 0.97

01:00:03.080 So they can smell bad things from a mile away. 1.00

01:00:06.260 If I can smell it, bitch, it's bad. 1.00

01:00:08.960 And my sense of smell is not very good. 1.00

01:00:11.460 So if I can smell it, holy fuck, get away from me. 1.00

01:00:14.560 I literally want to be like a cat when you go, like, in their face. 1.00

01:00:18.200 Like, that's what I want to do with Listerine spray.

01:00:19.860 I just want to spray it in there real quick while they're talking.

01:00:22.460 Yeah.

01:00:22.760 I'd be like, oh.

01:00:23.280 Let's get it together.

01:00:26.140 Let's get it together.

01:00:27.460 In the business of talking, girl. 0.98

01:00:29.280 In the business of talking, they need more breath mints out there.

01:00:32.740 I know.

01:00:33.380 In this business.

01:00:33.960 I get scared.

01:00:34.900 And then when they drink, too.

01:00:36.700 Like, mama.

01:00:38.520 It's bad.

01:00:38.780 This is really crazy.

01:00:40.420 You ever, like, eat something and you feel the burp and you're like, I know what's going

01:00:43.080 to stink.

01:00:43.640 Yes.

01:00:44.740 Yes.

01:00:45.320 That's like, ooh.

01:00:46.500 We literally will announce it to the room.

01:00:48.320 Like, if I eat something crazy or I'm piling things on top of each other, I'm like, my breath 1.00

01:00:52.460 is probably kicking right now, bitch. 1.00

01:00:54.800 Get away from me. 1.00

01:00:55.560 But it's called self-awareness.

01:00:56.860 You need it.

01:00:57.920 A lot more people need it.

01:00:59.160 Self-awareness.

01:00:59.860 Come on the pod. 0.61

01:01:00.840 Self-awareness.

01:01:01.560 Come on the pod. 0.61

01:01:02.800 Okay.

01:01:03.440 Last one.

01:01:04.620 They said to ask you if you have a pup kink.

01:01:11.900 They made me violate HIPAA just now to ask you that.

01:01:15.760 So, no.

01:01:17.980 Sure.

01:01:19.380 No.

01:01:19.980 Okay.

01:01:20.700 This is so crazy.

01:01:22.680 Yeah.

01:01:22.900 Instead of drag persona, that's your fursona. 0.99

01:01:26.080 Oh, my God.

01:01:28.020 Imagine.

01:01:29.120 Imagine.

01:01:29.860 And here's my head.

01:01:30.800 No, like, I don't have, I don't know why she would say that.

01:01:36.200 I literally was talking about it on my podcast.

01:01:38.840 I was like, I went to this gay bar, this, like, famous gay bar in Dallas.

01:01:43.400 It's called Roundup.

01:01:44.640 Okay. 0.95

01:01:44.940 And it's the type of gay bar where it's every single person, every single type of gay person 0.58

01:01:49.940 in Dallas goes to one bar.

01:01:51.380 Oh, interesting.

01:01:51.960 And it's funny because it's, like, all rounded up.

01:01:53.900 Like, there's, like, masculine.

01:01:56.220 Like, there's literally gay cowboys who, like, they just look straight. 0.99

01:01:58.700 There's, like, twinks in silk suits.

01:02:00.100 There's, like, muscle guys in, like, harnesses.

01:02:04.020 Right.

01:02:04.500 It's literally, like, every type of gay guy. 0.95

01:02:06.540 Like, there's bears. 0.98

01:02:07.680 There's, like, twinks.

01:02:08.420 Like, it's so funny.

01:02:10.200 Which is, like, you don't get that in big cities because everyone has their little areas.

01:02:13.260 Yeah.

01:02:13.560 But in Dallas, everyone goes to the same thing.

01:02:15.140 And I was saying, like, that was the first time I ever saw a pup.

01:02:18.380 I went upstairs to, like, get some fresh air outside.

01:02:21.120 Right.

01:02:21.560 And there was a guy on all fours with a leash and a pup mask.

01:02:25.340 And I was, like, what is going on?

01:02:29.140 I was, like.

01:02:29.820 What kind of establishment are you running here? 1.00

01:02:32.100 I was, like, gay people are crazy. 1.00

01:02:34.000 I was so, I was, like, what? 0.99

01:02:37.340 And then for a long time I would be, like, I saw a guy dressed as a dog.

01:02:42.040 Like, and I didn't know it was such a big.

01:02:43.880 The pup world is crazy.

01:02:45.800 I didn't know it was such, like, a kink thing. 1.00

01:02:47.820 Yeah, girl. 0.99

01:02:48.460 Like, I didn't know it was, like, such a big thing.

01:02:51.100 No shame.

01:02:51.960 No tea.

01:02:52.620 No tea, no shade.

01:02:53.520 I was just, like, so shocked.

01:02:55.660 It is.

01:02:56.080 It's a culture shock. 0.78

01:02:57.040 I was, like, a fresh gay bee. 0.92

01:02:58.600 I was, like, oh, my God. 0.59

01:03:00.060 I've never seen this before.

01:03:01.700 That's true.

01:03:02.260 And so I don't personally.

01:03:03.760 I'm not into it.

01:03:05.160 Right.

01:03:05.680 It does fascinate me.

01:03:07.780 Because, like, what do you mean you want to be like.

01:03:09.380 Like, I'm, like, whoa.

01:03:13.900 Like, I, like, I guess I can see, like, where people are just, like, interested in, like,

01:03:18.920 playing pretend and stuff.

01:03:20.360 Right.

01:03:21.000 But I'm, like.

01:03:22.560 Yeah, there is, like.

01:03:23.720 How does Scooby do it?

01:03:24.640 There.

01:03:27.600 You got me Scooby-dooing.

01:03:29.860 That's actually so funny.

01:03:31.740 When I went to Long Beach Pride one year, we walked around the whole thing.

01:03:36.280 And we walked through a tent that was, like, all pup stuff.

01:03:40.240 And there were lots of pups in there.

01:03:42.080 Yeah.

01:03:42.420 And they had, like.

01:03:44.380 And I'm not being funny when I say this.

01:03:46.140 Like, it looked like a pet store.

01:03:47.360 I'm not being funny when I say that.

01:03:48.680 Like, it does look like a pet store.

01:03:50.000 Like, they hang up, like, a ton of stuff.

01:03:52.080 So they have all kinds of, like, tools for this lifestyle.

01:03:56.280 But I literally was, like, whoa.

01:03:58.120 When I saw it, I was so shocked.

01:03:59.480 Yeah.

01:03:59.940 I'd never seen it before.

01:04:00.880 It's shocking.

01:04:01.800 Yeah.

01:04:02.020 It's not bad.

01:04:02.740 It's just shocking.

01:04:03.080 Especially because I was so unaware at the time.

01:04:05.120 Right.

01:04:05.520 I feel like if I was aware of it before, I would have been, like, oh, that's what I've seen.

01:04:09.860 No, you're right.

01:04:09.880 Because I was already aware of pups.

01:04:11.420 So when I saw it, I was, like, interesting.

01:04:13.020 I've just never seen, like, a whole booth.

01:04:14.440 Oh, so you're into it.

01:04:15.320 So you're into it.

01:04:16.060 The same way you are.

01:04:18.020 Are?

01:04:22.820 Poop fear and pup kink.

01:04:25.300 You're a man of many hats. 0.99

01:04:27.220 My lesbian set me up. 1.00

01:04:29.240 Get her out of here. 1.00

01:04:30.220 Guards, check them for guns. 0.97

01:04:33.320 Jason.

01:04:34.500 Noelle.

01:04:35.140 We need Noelle on the job. 0.97

01:04:36.880 That's the security.

01:04:37.920 For real.

01:04:38.200 For real.

01:04:38.860 Call her.

01:04:39.400 We need her.

01:04:40.380 Actually.

01:04:41.080 Well, thank you so much for coming on the pod.

01:04:43.020 I had so much fun.

01:04:43.900 I'm so glad we could unpack your poop fears, your pup kinks. 0.97

01:04:47.920 Guys, go watch my podcast.

01:04:49.220 We talk about poop fear and pup kinks.

01:04:52.380 The way, like, no joke, we talk about poop on my pod.

01:04:56.100 It happens all the time.

01:04:57.740 Like, why are y'all always talking about poop?

01:04:59.000 Honestly, same. 0.84

01:04:59.760 I talk about, like, diarrhea crazy on here.

01:05:02.820 The episode you came on, on mine, someone submitted a story about how their man left

01:05:06.180 a poop stain on the sheets. 0.99

01:05:07.400 A shit stain on the bed. 1.00

01:05:09.260 A skiddy on the sheets, bitch. 1.00

01:05:11.260 It's unbelievable. 1.00

01:05:12.560 And you ever had a poop so bad you had to shower after?

01:05:15.340 Oh, my God. 0.62

01:05:16.020 Hell, yeah. 0.90

01:05:16.800 You got a hose off. 1.00

01:05:18.000 You're like, oh, my God, spray me with a fire hose, bitch. 1.00

01:05:20.340 And he showered like I'm in prison. 1.00

01:05:21.900 I have to tell you one thing.

01:05:23.480 Someone just came on my pod.

01:05:25.320 This shocked me. 0.99

01:05:26.260 He was having sex with someone like he was bottoming. 1.00

01:05:30.040 And then the guy goes, I smell shit. 1.00

01:05:32.940 Hold on. 1.00

01:05:33.680 So he takes the condom off, smells the condom.

01:05:36.420 And he's like, oh, it doesn't smell bad. 0.99

01:05:38.840 Like, it doesn't smell like shit. 0.99

01:05:40.160 Turns out the guy who was topping was like laying down and shat himself on the bed. 1.00

01:05:46.220 And that's what he was smelling? 1.00

01:05:47.180 And he was smelling his own shit. 1.00

01:05:48.280 But your friend didn't smell it? 1.00

01:05:49.820 No.

01:05:50.340 And then after he said it, he started smelling it, too.

01:05:54.000 And he's like, I don't think that was me.

01:05:56.720 Like when your dog goes in the house and you're all, where did you poop?

01:05:59.800 Where?

01:06:00.580 Looking for it?

01:06:01.520 What do you mean the top took the poop?

01:06:05.860 The tops are pooping?

01:06:07.000 Hold on.

01:06:07.720 Hold on.

01:06:08.160 Tops are pooping.

01:06:09.160 You're not even, you don't even have to deal with anything back there. 0.99

01:06:12.660 And you shat? 0.61

01:06:13.780 He said, oh, just kidding. 0.99

01:06:14.960 It's me.

01:06:15.560 Never mind.

01:06:16.340 It's my bath.

01:06:17.280 It was just me.

01:06:18.540 Oh, my God.

01:06:19.780 The way he also smelling the condom. 0.95

01:06:22.040 What's the matter with you? 0.99

01:06:23.000 I'm like, damn, you were serious? 1.00

01:06:24.320 You know what poop looks like. 1.00

01:06:25.560 You don't need to smell it. 1.00

01:06:26.380 You could smell the shit, but you couldn't feel it coming out. 1.00

01:06:28.860 There was a problem there. 1.00

01:06:30.940 Oh, my God.

01:06:31.660 Have you ever seen that meme?

01:06:32.740 That's like, sorry, sorry.

01:06:36.980 Last thing, last thing.

01:06:38.960 Have you ever seen that joke?

01:06:40.840 That's like, I can change him. 0.99

01:06:43.600 Did he shit himself? 1.00

01:06:50.300 That's great. 0.99

01:06:51.260 The top is, the tops are pooping.

01:06:57.000 Since when?

01:06:58.220 Since when?

01:06:59.320 Since when?

01:07:00.980 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:07:01.900 You got to do everything around this goddamn house. 0.99

01:07:03.560 I do want to tell you one more joke I made at Wicked. 1.00

01:07:06.000 When I met, I saw my friend Kaylin Allen there.

01:07:08.340 Do you know Kaylin Allen?

01:07:09.340 I think so, yeah.

01:07:10.100 I love him.

01:07:10.540 He's so great.

01:07:11.420 But I saw him there.

01:07:12.320 He looked fabulous.

01:07:13.160 When we were talking, he's like, oh, girl, you look good.

01:07:15.380 And he was wearing, I think, like a green suit.

01:07:17.760 It was really beautiful.

01:07:18.880 I was like, so do you.

01:07:19.640 And I was like, I went for the road.

01:07:22.100 You know, like, everyone went for pink or green.

01:07:23.620 I went for the road.

01:07:24.320 And he was like, oh, I know that's right.

01:07:25.920 And I go, but never a brick.

01:07:27.620 And then we laughed.

01:07:31.340 Anywho, I just wanted to tell Eric that joke because I knew he would laugh.

01:07:34.060 Oh, that's a good one.

01:07:34.980 Oh, thanks.

01:07:35.940 Well, your tops are pooping one. 1.00

01:07:37.000 That one really killed me. 0.99

01:07:38.340 Damn, the tops are pooping. 1.00

01:07:39.820 The tops are pooping, bitch. 1.00

01:07:41.720 Brick tops. 1.00

01:07:42.640 No.

01:07:42.940 No, no, no.

01:07:44.140 Cut that.

01:07:46.200 I was trying to do final notes.

01:07:47.640 It came out wrong.

01:07:51.500 No.

01:07:52.380 No, no, no.

01:07:53.920 Cut that.

01:07:54.460 Cut that.

01:07:54.820 Okay.

01:07:55.080 Well, thank you so much for coming back for the third time. 0.98

01:08:00.460 I fucking love you. 0.99

01:08:01.300 We can't shut up. 1.00

01:08:02.240 No, we can't.

01:08:03.580 We have too much to talk about.

01:08:04.720 Wild Wild Web with Eric Sedanio.

01:08:06.060 Yes.

01:08:06.480 I was going to say, for the two people who don't know you, where can everybody find you?

01:08:09.900 Okay, guys.

01:08:10.500 Guys, follow me on all platforms at Rico Taquito.

01:08:13.360 And I do have a podcast.

01:08:14.900 Yes.

01:08:15.380 It's new-ish.

01:08:17.240 It is.

01:08:17.820 Yeah.

01:08:18.140 It's new.

01:08:18.420 I just came out with it not too long ago.

01:08:19.900 It is about the internet.

01:08:21.620 Wild Wild Web with Eric Sedanio.

01:08:23.460 Yes.

01:08:23.800 Drew's on it. 0.97

01:08:24.320 Her episode's so fucking funny. 0.99

01:08:25.580 It was so fun. 0.96

01:08:26.640 It was so fun.

01:08:27.220 It was a blast.

01:08:28.320 We laughed, though.

01:08:28.920 So, guys, hit me up.

01:08:30.920 Yes.

01:08:31.360 Please go follow Eric on everything.

01:08:32.540 I know how all of you guys know who Eric is.

01:08:34.360 But also, please go check out his podcast.

01:08:36.400 It is very fun.

01:08:37.540 And you love a theme.

01:08:38.780 Love a theme.

01:08:39.420 You love a theme.

01:08:40.200 And he sticks to a theme.

01:08:41.360 But thank you all so much.

01:08:42.480 Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Eric Sedanio.

01:08:46.300 Don't forget to follow him and go check out his podcast.

01:08:48.980 Thank you so much for coming. 0.93

01:08:49.780 I fucking love you. 0.89

01:08:50.460 I love you, too. 0.97

01:08:51.020 You're the best.

01:08:51.780 Oh, my God.

01:08:52.420 Thank you all so much for tuning in.

01:08:53.920 Bye.

01:08:54.320 I love you.

01:08:54.860 And I hope you enjoyed this episode.

01:08:56.200 Don't forget, new episodes come out every Wednesday.

01:08:58.640 You can stream the episodes on all streaming platforms.

01:09:00.560 The audio, but the video lists are free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify.

01:09:05.120 Thank you so much for tuning in.

01:09:06.540 Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Eric.

01:09:08.060 And I'll see you next week.

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - February 18, 2026

POOP FEAR AND PUP KINKS Ft. Eric Sedeño ｜ Episode 209

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