The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - POOP FEAR AND PUP KINKS Ft. Eric Sedeño

00:00:00.000 It made me gayer.

00:00:02.060 I'll be real.

00:00:02.900 It made me gayer.

00:00:03.500 I think it was the vaccine, though.

00:00:05.300 Oh, yeah.

00:00:07.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:00:08.720 COVID and then the vaccine.

00:00:09.900 COVID and the microchip.

00:00:11.000 Oh, you didn't stand a chance, bitch.

00:00:13.140 I didn't stand a chance.

00:00:13.880 You didn't stand a chance.

00:00:22.700 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Comment Section Show, starring

00:00:26.600 me, your favorite.

00:00:27.340 Everybody knows me, cares about me.

00:00:28.700 On to the guest today.

00:00:30.300 We have another all-star, a banger, the funniest, most hilarious bitch on the internet, Eric

00:00:35.040 Cedeno.

00:00:38.040 I love a good intro.

00:00:41.320 Welcome back, queen.

00:00:42.820 It's great to be back.

00:00:43.700 I'm at Drew Afualo LLC headquarters.

00:00:47.540 There's a building.

00:00:48.600 Oh, my gosh.

00:00:49.320 It's crazy.

00:00:50.200 We got a whole production, mama.

00:00:51.320 A whole production.

00:00:52.060 There's 36 people on set right now.

00:00:54.200 Minimum.

00:00:54.760 Minimum.

00:00:55.380 Minimum.

00:00:55.680 Minimum.

00:00:55.880 30 of them are mine.

00:00:57.160 One of them is yours.

00:00:57.900 Who are those other people?

00:00:58.880 I brought two people to rival your entourage.

00:01:01.940 So we're going to fight after this episode's over.

00:01:04.740 We're going to have a battle royale.

00:01:06.060 Yeah.

00:01:06.320 Just our families and teams fighting each other.

00:01:08.640 I can't beat your family.

00:01:10.360 I saw Noelle sitting over there.

00:01:11.800 I got scared.

00:01:12.560 Me either, mama.

00:01:13.780 If that helps.

00:01:14.560 Neither can I.

00:01:15.400 Yeah.

00:01:16.020 What the fuck?

00:01:16.440 This episode is presented to you by eBay.

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00:01:54.660 I'm so glad to have you back.

00:01:55.900 Oh, I'm so glad to be here.

00:01:56.740 You're one of my few three-peats.

00:01:58.220 Oh, my God.

00:01:58.780 Look at you.

00:02:00.300 Latinas.

00:02:00.860 Come on now.

00:02:02.100 Mi hente.

00:02:02.440 Mi hente.

00:02:07.760 Oh, J-Lo, come on the pod.

00:02:09.580 Oh, J-Lo, come on.

00:02:10.980 Come on, guys.

00:02:11.560 J-Lo, come on the pod.

00:02:12.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:13.980 I fucking love you, first of all.

00:02:15.940 Oh, my God.

00:02:16.220 I love you.

00:02:16.620 Which we already know.

00:02:17.580 Yeah.

00:02:18.020 Say it again.

00:02:19.200 One more time?

00:02:19.780 One more time.

00:02:20.240 I did say it before that Eric was perfect.

00:02:22.060 And he's like, sorry, can you repeat it?

00:02:23.400 We weren't recording.

00:02:24.060 We weren't recording.

00:02:25.760 I need to catch that again.

00:02:27.500 We need to catch that one more time.

00:02:28.200 We need to take that line one more time.

00:02:29.480 I love you.

00:02:30.360 I love your long, beautiful hair.

00:02:31.840 Oh, my God.

00:02:32.420 Thank you.

00:02:33.020 I love your banging body.

00:02:36.080 I love the big ring.

00:02:39.100 Oh, my gosh.

00:02:39.600 It's probably so hard to carry that around.

00:02:41.440 Oh, my God.

00:02:41.740 I know.

00:02:42.700 My forearm sore all the time.

00:02:45.560 But you actually are in the gym all the time.

00:02:47.380 That is true.

00:02:47.880 Inspires me.

00:02:48.640 I am.

00:02:49.220 Not according to the men who hate me.

00:02:51.440 According to the men who hate me, I'm a big, fat, fatty.

00:02:53.700 But where are they?

00:02:55.580 Broken alone.

00:02:56.620 Fat and in jeans.

00:02:57.780 Have you heard that joke?

00:02:58.780 Fat and in jeans?

00:03:00.820 No, I haven't.

00:03:01.700 No, but I need to learn about it.

00:03:03.200 I just told Vanilla this, like Vanilla Maze.

00:03:05.660 I told her this story, but it's like, it's a meme.

00:03:08.280 But it's literally a letterboxd review of the longest walk.

00:03:11.320 And they said, this is the worst we've ever seen.

00:03:13.100 This is a stupid ass competition.

00:03:14.980 And why would you ever enter it?

00:03:16.400 And if you did enter it, why would you show up fat and in jeans?

00:03:22.320 You ever try to walk in jeans?

00:03:24.440 Oh, I can't even fly in jeans.

00:03:26.960 Have you ever flown in jeans?

00:03:28.100 I can't fly in a jean.

00:03:29.200 No way.

00:03:29.620 Whoever flies in a jean is so superior to me.

00:03:31.980 They're crazy.

00:03:32.540 I just like, I'm like, your mental ability to like make it through things is so much stronger than mine.

00:03:37.860 Like I could not, I need a sweat.

00:03:40.240 I need, I need a sleeping pill.

00:03:42.400 I need, I need like, um, I need a, a season of Salt Lake City.

00:03:47.320 Is that how my housewives on my phone?

00:03:48.920 Download it on the iPad.

00:03:50.040 Yeah.

00:03:50.360 I need like a neck pillow.

00:03:51.980 I need, I just can't do a jean.

00:03:54.120 Why would you wear a jean to the airport?

00:03:55.780 A jean?

00:03:57.140 Oh my God.

00:03:57.840 I can't be.

00:03:58.360 I'm pissed off thinking about it.

00:03:59.700 You ever, you ever at the airport look like shit?

00:04:01.660 And then someone's like, can I get a picture with you?

00:04:03.120 And I'm like, how about no?

00:04:04.340 Yes.

00:04:04.620 All the time.

00:04:05.420 Yeah.

00:04:05.660 All the time.

00:04:06.120 In fact.

00:04:06.800 Yeah.

00:04:07.260 One time I was having a panic attack at an airport and then someone followed me into a store and said, do you care?

00:04:16.160 Oh my God.

00:04:18.000 And yes, I did.

00:04:19.020 And yes, I still took the picture.

00:04:20.780 One time I was crying and this girl walks up to me and she's like, oh my God, I love you.

00:04:24.600 And I was like, hey.

00:04:26.500 Hey.

00:04:27.100 I took the picture and I was like, you know what?

00:04:29.380 You know, and country girls make do.

00:04:30.840 Yeah.

00:04:30.980 That's the thing.

00:04:32.880 That's the thing.

00:04:33.760 Like you show up when you have to, you know.

00:04:35.980 You clock in when you have to.

00:04:37.460 Yeah.

00:04:38.000 At the end of the day, we're both Virgos.

00:04:39.600 Oh my God.

00:04:40.200 So we are going to make it happen.

00:04:41.360 Virgo down.

00:04:41.900 What's your, you're a Virgo.

00:04:42.840 What's your rising?

00:04:44.000 My rising is a Sagittarius.

00:04:45.760 Sagittarius.

00:04:46.240 My moon is a Cancer.

00:04:48.540 Okay.

00:04:48.880 That's all good.

00:04:49.600 Right.

00:04:50.200 What are you?

00:04:51.020 Oh, I'm a Gemini rising.

00:04:52.860 Oh, see, I actually love Geminis.

00:04:54.900 I see.

00:04:55.380 I don't.

00:04:57.060 So you, you know how you hate yourself a little?

00:04:59.020 Like that's me with Gemini.

00:05:00.340 You need that though.

00:05:01.140 But I'm a Pisces moon.

00:05:02.080 So I'm emotional.

00:05:03.380 That's my moon.

00:05:04.180 My moon is also Cancer.

00:05:05.380 So I'm also emotional.

00:05:06.600 Yeah.

00:05:07.200 But you know what?

00:05:07.680 That's tea though.

00:05:08.620 Because Gemini's, you saying you hate yourself a little.

00:05:12.200 As a Virgo, you kind of need that.

00:05:14.080 Because as a Virgo, I feel, I feel bigger than a building bitch.

00:05:17.400 I am so confident all the time as a Virgo.

00:05:20.120 Yeah.

00:05:20.480 I feel like it gives you a belief in yourself, but then you also kind of hate everyone.

00:05:23.240 Yeah.

00:05:23.760 But like, you know, it's fun to be a hater.

00:05:25.740 It is.

00:05:26.660 Ethically.

00:05:27.240 Ethically.

00:05:27.760 I think to ethically hate.

00:05:29.120 Yeah.

00:05:29.400 Yeah.

00:05:29.940 Well, and I think hater, I think you turn into a hater when you're not being fully honest

00:05:35.300 about why you hate something.

00:05:36.740 Yeah.

00:05:37.100 Does that make sense?

00:05:37.660 I've realized like a lot of my old hate was like from jealousy.

00:05:41.680 Right.

00:05:42.000 And now it's more from the soul.

00:05:43.720 Like it's more like, now it's more from like, ooh, bitch, you piss me off.

00:05:47.400 Yeah.

00:05:47.920 Like I sense a dark spirit.

00:05:49.260 You ever see a girl on the internet and you're like, ooh, her spirit bit me.

00:05:52.700 Like, ooh, like, ooh, something about her.

00:05:55.700 Yeah.

00:05:55.940 There's like, I have a very like, this is where I think I'm psychic all the time.

00:06:00.840 Do you think you're psychic?

00:06:01.780 Because I talked about this with Trixie and she's a Virgo too.

00:06:05.020 But you don't think you're psychic?

00:06:05.960 I, I don't think I'm psychic.

00:06:08.080 I do.

00:06:08.880 I don't have, I don't even have all my senses, let alone another one.

00:06:11.740 Like, I don't feel the spirits.

00:06:15.260 Like.

00:06:15.420 You don't.

00:06:16.060 But I feel the universe.

00:06:17.400 Is that, is that what you feel?

00:06:18.600 Yeah.

00:06:18.880 I do feel the universe.

00:06:19.720 I feel very connected to the universe.

00:06:21.180 Yeah.

00:06:21.380 But I do think that's also my heritage.

00:06:23.300 I think that's culture.

00:06:24.580 But my Virgo makes me believe truly that I'm psychic.

00:06:27.760 And I'll give you an example.

00:06:29.020 I'm so glad you asked.

00:06:30.420 I was telling my, I was literally just telling my man this yesterday.

00:06:34.060 I was like ranting about it for 20 minutes straight, which we have talked about.

00:06:37.680 Our partners are very good listeners.

00:06:39.120 Yeah.

00:06:39.300 Which we love.

00:06:39.960 Yeah.

00:06:40.140 And we need, because we talk a lot.

00:06:42.260 We need like.

00:06:42.900 Are Virgos talkative?

00:06:44.060 Is that the thing?

00:06:44.680 Or is it just we're big mouths?

00:06:46.700 I have no clue.

00:06:47.580 To be honest.

00:06:48.820 Emily's also, Vanilla Mae, she's also a Virgo.

00:06:50.880 She's very talkative.

00:06:52.080 Yeah.

00:06:52.260 I don't know.

00:06:52.700 Probably.

00:06:53.240 Maybe it's like.

00:06:53.880 And Trixie won't shut the fuck up.

00:06:55.160 So I know that's true for her.

00:06:56.780 So it has to be.

00:06:57.340 I just had her on my pod.

00:06:58.640 Guys.

00:06:58.920 How was she?

00:06:59.580 I have a podcast called Wild Wild Web with Eric C.

00:07:01.440 Yes, he does.

00:07:02.220 And I have been on it.

00:07:03.260 And it was very fun.

00:07:04.260 And I have some questions for you.

00:07:06.480 Oh my God.

00:07:07.480 Please.

00:07:08.280 Please do it.

00:07:08.880 Please do it.

00:07:09.240 I'm so excited.

00:07:10.120 No, no, no.

00:07:10.540 We got to get into your psychic shit.

00:07:11.940 And then we'll.

00:07:12.380 And then we'll go to yours.

00:07:13.320 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:13.480 Oh my God.

00:07:13.880 Perfect segue though.

00:07:14.900 Yeah.

00:07:15.240 Okay.

00:07:15.560 Okay.

00:07:16.460 Basically.

00:07:17.500 Well, this is a stupid one.

00:07:18.820 I told Trixie because she asked me, do you think you're psychic?

00:07:20.820 I said, yes.

00:07:21.840 And then she goes, oh my God.

00:07:22.900 Okay.

00:07:23.180 What's yours?

00:07:24.020 And I told her that when I was in middle school, I read the book.

00:07:28.000 I read the book, Dear John by Nicholas Sparks.

00:07:30.900 Yeah.

00:07:31.480 When I read books, I cast people in my head, like in the movie.

00:07:35.800 Oh, you see an actor.

00:07:36.880 Yeah.

00:07:37.120 Like I see someone.

00:07:38.260 So I have something to hold on to.

00:07:39.280 So I'm like, that's who that is.

00:07:40.800 So in my head, and I swear on my fucking life, I cast Channing Tatum because I had just

00:07:46.640 seen Step Up the movie.

00:07:47.660 And I was like, based off this description, it seems like it looks like that guy from

00:07:50.700 Step Up the movie.

00:07:52.520 10 plus years later, they make the movie.

00:07:55.460 Who do they cast?

00:07:57.180 Channing Tatum.

00:07:58.320 Now I didn't guess Amanda Seyfried, but obviously that was different because I only guessed

00:08:02.020 him, but I was like, when I saw it and I was like, that was me.

00:08:05.300 And when I told Trixie that, she goes, that was fucking stupid.

00:08:07.620 I can't believe you made me sit through that.

00:08:09.260 And I was like, first of all, go fuck yourself because hers was even dumber than mine.

00:08:12.540 But yesterday I was telling my man about how like when I read the Twilight books in

00:08:16.820 middle school, I listen to music when I read.

00:08:19.680 And I don't care if it has lyrics.

00:08:21.020 Like I really just like to set a vibe when I read.

00:08:23.640 So when I was listening, reading the very first Twilight book, again, on my life, I swear

00:08:27.900 this, I was only listening to Paramore's album because I was like, this just sets the mood,

00:08:32.680 sets the vibe.

00:08:33.520 And guess who made a song for the movie when it was made?

00:08:37.360 Paramore.

00:08:37.680 Paramore.

00:08:38.080 Another example.

00:08:39.140 When I read Fifty Shades of Grey, I listened to Sia's album the whole time because it seemed

00:08:43.380 like it fit the vibe.

00:08:44.640 When those movies came out, guess who made a song?

00:08:47.560 Also, I listened to The Weeknd, guess who else made a song?

00:08:50.880 Oh my God.

00:08:51.520 Me just guessing the scores of every soundtrack.

00:08:53.680 So if you're an artist and you want to make a song for a movie, just tell me and I'll

00:08:58.140 think it.

00:08:58.780 See, like, now that you're saying this, I'm like, maybe I have like, okay, maybe I'm like

00:09:04.260 good at guessing what the vibe will be in the future.

00:09:06.920 I'm telling you.

00:09:08.020 Because like, I'll get like a feeling like before a trip or something, if it's going to

00:09:12.300 be good or bad.

00:09:13.420 Yeah.

00:09:13.820 And like, I don't know why, like, like I had to go to Miami for this work thing this year,

00:09:18.600 go to the airport.

00:09:19.620 And I'm like, I'm trying to hype myself up.

00:09:21.460 I was literally saying out loud, this is gonna be really fun.

00:09:23.000 It's really fun.

00:09:23.740 I was like, Ruben, I have a bad feeling about this.

00:09:26.940 Like, I don't know why.

00:09:27.560 I'm like, but it's gonna be really fun.

00:09:28.540 Like, we're gonna have fun.

00:09:29.440 And then we get to the airport.

00:09:31.040 There's a storm in Miami.

00:09:32.120 There's a storm in New York.

00:09:33.220 Flight delayed 10 hours.

00:09:35.260 10 hours.

00:09:36.520 And then I was like, do we go home?

00:09:38.740 Like, I have to be in Miami tomorrow for this shoot.

00:09:42.140 So then I'm like, so then I'm like, okay, well, let's get our new flight.

00:09:45.020 New flights, three hours instead of 10.

00:09:46.580 I'm like, okay, cool, cool.

00:09:48.140 We're in the lounge.

00:09:49.200 We're hanging out.

00:09:49.760 Chase Sapphire Lounge.

00:09:50.560 Wait, Rich.

00:09:52.060 We just have to, you know, guys, guys, sponsor us.

00:09:55.940 Guys, sponsor us.

00:09:57.220 No.

00:09:57.580 And then we're like, we're sitting there.

00:09:59.700 Flight delayed another two hours.

00:10:01.200 Then we're sitting there again.

00:10:01.940 Flight delayed another two hours.

00:10:02.920 What the fuck?

00:10:03.460 So nine hours later, I'm like, we should have fucking got home.

00:10:06.600 I knew it was going to be a bad vibe.

00:10:08.260 Like, I had a premonition.

00:10:10.240 And you're right, though.

00:10:11.000 Because every time I feel it and it comes true, I'm like, God, I should have listened

00:10:15.120 to myself.

00:10:15.440 I should have listened to myself.

00:10:16.500 I should have listened to myself.

00:10:17.700 But I'm telling you, I think Virgos are psychic.

00:10:20.340 I feel like, yeah.

00:10:21.360 I think we can predict things.

00:10:22.400 And also, you're very fashion forward.

00:10:24.080 And I feel like that's part of it, too.

00:10:25.900 Psychic.

00:10:26.440 Hello.

00:10:27.240 Look at that.

00:10:28.460 Clock it.

00:10:29.020 Guys, Drew's never complimented me this much.

00:10:31.960 That's because the cameras are on.

00:10:33.580 I only hit you when they're off.

00:10:35.260 You know that.

00:10:35.860 Guys, you know why this is zipped up right before I got in here?

00:10:43.460 Because I got a little too crazy right before.

00:10:45.540 He was a little too late and I was mad.

00:10:47.580 I said, trench coat buttoned to the top.

00:10:50.200 To the top.

00:10:50.920 That big head ass bitch.

00:10:53.340 Trench coat buttoned to the top.

00:10:55.580 And that's what she said to me when I walked in the room.

00:10:57.260 One thing about Eric, he's going to know a meme.

00:10:59.680 That's my specialty.

00:11:00.540 Any meme, any picture.

00:11:02.020 Yeah.

00:11:02.520 One thing about you, you're going to have it.

00:11:04.380 I love a meme.

00:11:05.440 You do.

00:11:06.140 It's so fun to laugh at things on the internet.

00:11:08.960 They're for no reason.

00:11:10.160 That's my favorite thing to do.

00:11:11.880 To laugh on the internet?

00:11:13.240 To go on the internet and see another joke someone else has made and just laugh at it.

00:11:17.880 I'm like, that is so good.

00:11:18.860 And then to steal it later.

00:11:20.060 Ugh.

00:11:20.480 It's the best.

00:11:21.440 Again, speaking of laughing on the internet, you're a type B series.

00:11:25.460 Loving it.

00:11:26.020 I love it, bitch.

00:11:27.420 You're killing.

00:11:28.100 Oh my god.

00:11:28.400 Another compliment.

00:11:29.060 Guys, tell the editors, can we do a compliment tally at the bottom?

00:11:33.060 This is a hyper cut.

00:11:33.920 Yeah.

00:11:34.460 Of all the times I compliment you.

00:11:35.160 And if it gets to 10, I'll strip.

00:11:40.160 No, that is like, actually, those are my best friends are all type B.

00:11:44.280 Really?

00:11:44.820 Like.

00:11:45.640 A lot of mine are, but a lot of mine are not.

00:11:48.100 Many of the women in my life are type A.

00:11:50.020 My girls are all type A and my gays are all type B.

00:11:54.320 Yeah, that's very true.

00:11:55.560 Like, we're, like, there's a level of planning so low on a gays trip that is, like, it's

00:12:01.980 shocking.

00:12:03.280 It's coming together last second.

00:12:05.220 Like, no one has a plan.

00:12:06.660 Right.

00:12:07.120 We're getting to the Airbnb like, what should we do?

00:12:10.580 Should we do something while we're here?

00:12:12.220 I just saw the one you did where you were packing for a trip.

00:12:15.620 That, oh my god.

00:12:16.620 And you're like, I was thinking about bringing, like, six pairs of cowboy boots.

00:12:19.140 For a four day trip.

00:12:19.780 And, yeah.

00:12:20.760 Oh my, I got, I went on the.

00:12:21.940 But I'll buy toiletries when I get there.

00:12:23.420 I went on a trip with my gay friend and he had four pairs of flip flops for the weekend.

00:12:28.520 How does that happen?

00:12:29.820 Just in case.

00:12:30.720 Options.

00:12:31.300 I was like, how does that happen?

00:12:33.120 I didn't even see him wear flip flops.

00:12:34.560 That was a thing.

00:12:35.280 I was like, what?

00:12:36.980 But.

00:12:37.400 Didn't wear flip flops once, by the way.

00:12:39.140 Yeah, it's just, like, one of those things.

00:12:40.880 But I love a type B friend.

00:12:41.920 They're like, keep it fun.

00:12:42.800 They keep it light.

00:12:43.300 You're right.

00:12:43.760 Because one of my best friends from college was the most type B woman I've ever met in

00:12:49.260 my entire life.

00:12:50.080 Like, I still joke about this to this day.

00:12:52.040 But, like, she'll.

00:12:52.960 She has a droid, first of all.

00:12:54.680 Which I feel like is really indicative of someone who just doesn't give a shit about anything.

00:12:59.120 If you're not 100 years old.

00:13:00.680 Like, you must not care about anything.

00:13:02.400 And she doesn't.

00:13:03.100 She really doesn't.

00:13:03.820 And she would just, like, I would joke that she would send me, like, two texts a year

00:13:08.580 after we graduated.

00:13:09.660 And she'd just throw her phone in the ocean.

00:13:11.260 And then I would see her again.

00:13:12.640 And she'd be like, yeah, I lost it because I went on this, like, hike.

00:13:17.360 And this guy was like, you should bungee jump.

00:13:19.220 And I was like, I don't have my stuff.

00:13:20.800 And then I did it, but I was holding my phone and I dropped it.

00:13:23.420 Like, she'll just tell me the most insane story I've ever fucking heard.

00:13:27.300 And she'll be like, so, yeah, it's, like, really not that big of a deal, to be honest.

00:13:30.300 As a Virgo, does that stress you out?

00:13:33.820 Yes.

00:13:34.060 Or, like.

00:13:34.700 Yes.

00:13:35.680 All it does is make me, like, anxious.

00:13:39.300 And I joke all the time that when I first met her, that, like, I don't think I would

00:13:43.160 have had nearly as many fun experiences if I didn't meet her.

00:13:45.960 And she would have died if she didn't meet me.

00:13:47.980 So, it's like, we really kept each other alive.

00:13:50.060 It's the balance.

00:13:50.860 Yeah, you need that.

00:13:51.880 It's like yin and yang.

00:13:52.800 I had never in my life met someone like that, either.

00:13:55.720 I love that energy.

00:13:57.300 Like, that's, like, what I want.

00:13:58.960 I, like, told myself this year.

00:14:00.600 Envy it.

00:14:01.140 I was going to be, like, loosey-goosey, go with the flow.

00:14:03.720 And then it's like, oh, I should go have fun.

00:14:06.700 No.

00:14:07.220 Yeah, I can't.

00:14:08.000 I got to plan it out a little bit.

00:14:09.900 That is how I feel, too.

00:14:11.160 And, like, Carrie, you know Carrie.

00:14:12.740 She's on my team.

00:14:14.100 Love her down.

00:14:14.920 And my agent, Alex, who's also one of my best friends, both of them, are type A to a point

00:14:21.280 where it makes me feel like I could be type B because they're 10 levels above me.

00:14:26.680 My friend Alex, especially, my agent Alex, because she, we call her the timekeeper because

00:14:31.980 she, for real, is like, what fucking time are you leaving?

00:14:35.280 What fucking time?

00:14:35.840 Because that's probably the least Virgo thing about me is I'm late.

00:14:38.640 And so she's very, like, okay, like, she went to Ireland with us.

00:14:42.480 We went to Ireland for New Year's.

00:14:44.080 And she was, like, already, when she was like, yeah, I'm going to come, she starts sending

00:14:47.840 me, okay, I'm thinking we go to dinner, we go to breakfast this day, this time to this

00:14:52.780 time, and then in between we walk to this place, and then after that, this time to this

00:14:57.040 time, another meal.

00:14:58.480 And after that, and I literally was like, let me tell you something, we're not scheduling

00:15:01.660 meals.

00:15:02.220 I can't fucking do that.

00:15:03.340 I get, you're nuts.

00:15:04.400 But that's why I'm like, I'm very type A, but she makes me feel like I don't need to

00:15:08.720 be.

00:15:09.000 I'm also, like, sometimes if I have to, I'll step in and be the itinerary maker.

00:15:12.800 Me too.

00:15:13.160 But I'm more like, I don't want to be, like, I don't want to be the whole, yeah, beholden

00:15:18.720 to it.

00:15:19.220 And, but, like, I think there's, like, a, there's, like, a structure Virgo, and then there's,

00:15:23.480 like, a creative Virgo.

00:15:24.900 And I feel like, like, for me, creative Virgos are more, like, perfectionist versus, like,

00:15:30.520 like, everything has to be, like, structured, as, like, you know what I mean?

00:15:35.320 Anal, like, like, anal, kind of about, yeah.

00:15:38.700 So I think I'm more the, like, creative Virgo end of the spectrum.

00:15:42.140 There's a spectrum of Virgos.

00:15:44.500 That's sick.

00:15:45.220 Yeah.

00:15:45.520 And, like, you know, Beyonce's not making her schedule.

00:15:48.340 No, you're right.

00:15:49.560 Yeah.

00:15:49.880 Like, she's, like, that's her team, like, but she's, she's approving it.

00:15:54.500 Right.

00:15:54.780 And she comes up with the ideas, and she knows exactly how she wants to do them.

00:15:58.560 Yeah.

00:15:59.160 Implementation's not on her, though.

00:16:00.180 Oh, my favorite thing from her movie that she will not release.

00:16:03.060 Beyonce released the tapes.

00:16:03.900 Like, I, she was fighting with the guy who was building her stage, and they were, like,

00:16:09.680 we don't, there's, a crane that big does not exist.

00:16:13.040 And she's, like, oh, really?

00:16:13.940 Because I researched it last night, and it does exist, and we should get it.

00:16:17.400 And I was, like, that's some Virgo shit right there.

00:16:20.200 Right.

00:16:20.220 Like.

00:16:20.640 That actually makes me feel really good about that, because I've always been so, like,

00:16:24.300 wow, that's crazy.

00:16:25.020 Like, I've never met someone more type A than me that makes me feel type B, but that

00:16:29.320 makes more sense.

00:16:30.060 Yeah.

00:16:30.420 Because our priorities are very, like, different in that.

00:16:34.200 And my man recently was telling me, he's a Libra.

00:16:37.000 So he's always very, like, yeah, just very chill about everything.

00:16:41.520 I'm very, like, but what if, what if?

00:16:43.360 And he's, like, it's fine.

00:16:44.760 Yeah.

00:16:45.140 And I'm, like, hmm, you're right.

00:16:47.320 I love a Libra, because to me, what a Libra always gives is, like, airhead, but then

00:16:51.860 they're, like, actually really smart.

00:16:53.740 No, you're right.

00:16:54.100 Does that make sense?

00:16:54.700 It's, like, that's how a Libra, like, always reads to me.

00:16:57.200 Yeah, it's, like, my man.

00:16:57.740 Yeah, that's true.

00:16:58.560 And I love a Libra.

00:17:00.000 Me too.

00:17:00.800 Libra always gives good vibes.

00:17:02.160 Right.

00:17:02.540 And I always tell him, I'm, like, oh, what if, what if, what if?

00:17:06.200 And then he's very, like, it's fine.

00:17:08.600 Just about everything.

00:17:09.400 And I'm, like, God, I miss that.

00:17:10.720 Or I wish I could have that kind of thing.

00:17:13.240 But even when I was talking to him the other day, he was, like, you're only type B about very

00:17:17.820 random things.

00:17:19.020 Like, things that I'm just, like, yeah.

00:17:21.520 Like, a perfect example is my license currently.

00:17:24.760 The top, like, third of it is cracked off.

00:17:27.820 I don't know how that happened.

00:17:29.100 Like, it just came off.

00:17:30.140 So it's in two pieces, my ID.

00:17:31.840 And I always put it in my wallet.

00:17:34.440 It's been in two pieces for months.

00:17:35.720 Like, it's been like that for a while.

00:17:37.100 And it's not even my real ID.

00:17:38.460 So I could get a new ID.

00:17:40.040 Oh, okay.

00:17:40.640 But I just, like, haven't.

00:17:42.200 And I'm, every time he brings it up to me, I'm, like, yeah, I mean, I'll, like, and I've

00:17:46.460 asked him three times.

00:17:47.380 He's, like, you've asked me this twice already.

00:17:49.220 Because I was, like, could I just order one?

00:17:51.480 And he's, like, yes, you could just go online.

00:17:53.500 I did that when I lost mine.

00:17:54.660 And I was, like, oh, all right.

00:17:56.020 Like, and I just forget.

00:17:58.460 You don't have a real ID yet?

00:17:59.940 No, girl.

00:18:00.720 I have my passport.

00:18:01.720 Oof.

00:18:02.320 And my passport's brand new because my man lost our other passports two days before I

00:18:06.580 was supposed to go to Paris once.

00:18:08.240 Two years ago.

00:18:09.340 So that was a Virgo panic attack that I did have.

00:18:12.760 Yeah.

00:18:13.360 But, you know.

00:18:13.680 Oof.

00:18:14.240 Oof.

00:18:14.620 So my passports are brand fucking new.

00:18:17.900 Yeah.

00:18:18.040 Because I had to get an emergency once, like, two years ago.

00:18:20.940 That is, like, I had to get a real ID last year.

00:18:24.600 Okay.

00:18:24.920 And then I got invited on a trip where I, but I waited until I got a real ID to get

00:18:29.060 my passport renewed.

00:18:30.380 Oh.

00:18:30.720 And then because I waited to get my passport renewed, I couldn't go on this trip to, like,

00:18:34.080 was it Greenland?

00:18:35.840 Iceland?

00:18:36.440 Oh, Iceland.

00:18:37.420 Iceland.

00:18:37.940 Nice.

00:18:38.280 Thank you.

00:18:39.360 Was it the one with Amazon?

00:18:40.840 It was the one with Uniqlo.

00:18:43.100 Oh, T.

00:18:44.140 T.

00:18:44.680 Uniqlo, sponsor the pop.

00:18:46.900 My man actually loves their clothes.

00:18:48.580 I love their clothes.

00:18:49.480 I have a couple stuff from them, too.

00:18:51.220 Love that.

00:18:51.980 But I was, like, I should have Virgoed.

00:18:53.420 I was so mad at myself.

00:18:54.380 I was like, I should have been ready for this.

00:18:55.680 The few times I don't Virgo, I'm like, God, I'm above this.

00:18:59.020 I'm better than this.

00:18:59.920 I can be better than this.

00:19:01.280 Yeah.

00:19:01.880 But you know what?

00:19:03.360 Your creative, like, Virgo versus, like, structural one, that's T.

00:19:07.660 Yeah.

00:19:07.980 I never thought about it that way.

00:19:08.920 You're right.

00:19:09.660 Because I feel like I have creative Virgos in my life who are a little bit more lenient

00:19:14.180 on, like, timing and, like, schedules and stuff like that.

00:19:16.640 And then my ones who I feel like a little less creative are way more on top of that shit.

00:19:20.440 Yeah.

00:19:21.040 But that makes the, Virgos make the world go round.

00:19:23.240 I agree.

00:19:24.320 I agree.

00:19:24.980 You know Amy Poehler's, Amy Poehler is a Virgo?

00:19:27.060 I did not know that.

00:19:28.500 That was my greatest discovery of last year.

00:19:30.320 No way.

00:19:30.960 Really?

00:19:31.560 Like, Amy, come on the pod.

00:19:33.160 Come on.

00:19:33.360 Oh, my God.

00:19:33.620 Amy.

00:19:34.440 Amy, come on.

00:19:35.620 Let's send all this on the pod, girl.

00:19:36.980 Yeah.

00:19:37.340 Let's talk about it.

00:19:38.180 I like that, her, Zendaya, Beyonce.

00:19:42.340 I know about Zendaya, yeah.

00:19:43.480 I always, like, I have Michael Jackson's birthday, but there's, like, an icky vibe saying that.

00:19:47.680 I'm like, ooh.

00:19:48.700 Because, like, I don't know what he did.

00:19:50.120 And, like, ooh.

00:19:50.680 I'm like, ooh.

00:19:51.540 So maybe not.

00:19:52.500 Ooh, like, maybe not him.

00:19:54.280 Nick Jonas is a Virgo.

00:19:58.180 That's great.

00:20:00.440 Love him.

00:20:01.380 I'm like, I don't know any other famous Virgos.

00:20:03.480 Like, that's the only one I know.

00:20:05.200 His birthday is two days before mine, so that's how I know that.

00:20:07.620 And you're September?

00:20:08.600 Yeah.

00:20:09.060 September.

00:20:09.840 18th.

00:20:10.220 Oh, I was going to say 10th.

00:20:11.060 I don't know.

00:20:11.620 Close, though.

00:20:12.220 Double digit.

00:20:12.900 I'm August 29th.

00:20:14.300 I'm August Virgo.

00:20:15.040 Oh, T.

00:20:16.060 Okay.

00:20:16.680 So is Trixie.

00:20:17.880 Virgos don't claim me sometimes.

00:20:19.940 I do.

00:20:21.360 I don't mind.

00:20:22.180 Virgos, come on the pod.

00:20:24.260 Virgos, come on.

00:20:25.020 Come on on the pod.

00:20:26.520 Speaking of coming on the pod, you came on the pod with questions.

00:20:29.780 Should we get into them?

00:20:30.740 Okay.

00:20:30.960 Okay.

00:20:31.240 So I actually, I asked my fans, guys, I have a podcast called Wild Wild Web.

00:20:35.100 Yes, he sure does.

00:20:36.240 It is executive produced by Bob the Jack Queen.

00:20:39.320 Just so you guys know.

00:20:40.660 Drew has an episode.

00:20:41.420 Guys, go watch the episode right now.

00:20:43.140 Click off this.

00:20:43.560 Yes, you should.

00:20:44.200 Yeah.

00:20:44.340 Actually, editor, link it.

00:20:45.640 Yeah.

00:20:46.080 Link it right here.

00:20:46.560 Actually, you know what?

00:20:47.220 Change the whole video out and just put yours.

00:20:49.340 Yeah, put mine in.

00:20:51.140 Drew was like, you were like my third guest.

00:20:53.140 I was.

00:20:53.640 It is still like, if not my favorite episode, like, it's just like up there.

00:20:58.800 Oh, I'm so honored.

00:21:00.000 But you're so, you're such a good talker.

00:21:01.900 Thank you.

00:21:02.360 But I asked my fans, I was like, what should I ask Drew to follow?

00:21:04.280 And they said, okay, what's your problem?

00:21:09.200 God, where do I start?

00:21:10.200 Do I start from childhood or just mental illness generally?

00:21:12.620 Let's start childhood.

00:21:13.280 Let's start childhood.

00:21:13.840 Okay, childhood.

00:21:15.120 I mean, I did fall on my head a lot as a kid, but I think that was just because I was like

00:21:18.880 so rambunctious.

00:21:20.260 Well, Noelle was pushing you.

00:21:21.080 Yeah, well, she was tossing me all about.

00:21:23.360 So there's that.

00:21:25.120 Yeah, I think my problem is just generally that, like, just being dropped a lot and a

00:21:29.980 desperate, undying need for attention.

00:21:32.480 Yeah, okay.

00:21:33.180 If I had to link all my problems back, it would be to that.

00:21:35.980 Oh, those are good problems to have.

00:21:37.000 I'd say.

00:21:37.680 Yeah.

00:21:38.120 Yeah, you have that too.

00:21:39.580 Yeah.

00:21:40.000 Yeah, desperate need for attention.

00:21:40.860 I keep looking at the camera.

00:21:41.820 I'm like.

00:21:43.640 Yeah, I keep looking at.

00:21:45.900 Okay, okay.

00:21:46.660 And the next question, who the fuck do you think you are?

00:21:49.740 Ooh.

00:21:50.300 Ooh.

00:21:51.140 God, I mean, I guess that girl.

00:21:55.140 Oh.

00:21:55.500 Oh.

00:21:58.980 Okay, do you want to know something really not Virgo I did?

00:22:01.680 What?

00:22:02.060 Okay, I put no questions on this.

00:22:06.600 You're freestyling those?

00:22:07.900 But I did want to ask you, like, on our show, I'm trying to ask everyone, like, what

00:22:11.900 type of kid they were, because I feel like a lot of people discover the internet, because

00:22:15.720 my podcast is about the internet, kind of discover, like, the internet when they're

00:22:19.700 a kid before they utilize it to, like, create anything for themselves.

00:22:23.400 They're just having fun.

00:22:24.560 Totally.

00:22:24.740 Totally.

00:22:24.860 And actually, back to Amy Poehler on her podcast, she always, like, asks a lot of her

00:22:29.140 guests what type of kid they were, and I think it's a great question.

00:22:31.360 Cute.

00:22:31.760 And I don't know what type of kid you were.

00:22:33.200 Oh, man.

00:22:34.220 I mean, I was, I would say, the same, if not worse, that I am now.

00:22:40.640 I, like, definitely loud, talkative, bossy as fuck.

00:22:44.680 I've also been a know-it-all, as long as I can remember.

00:22:47.360 I do think that's a Virgo trait, but, like, I'm a big know-it-all.

00:22:51.160 And, like, in Samoan, you call it a fight kakala.

00:22:53.680 Like, you're just, like, in everyone's business.

00:22:55.640 Like, you just need to know everything, and you're so, you think you're smarter than

00:22:58.080 everyone.

00:22:58.400 And I really did think that, like, as a child, I felt very confident I was smarter

00:23:02.540 than most people, like, even as a baby, like, as a child.

00:23:06.500 There's, like, a story my mom has where she took my sister to, like, this, uh, it was

00:23:12.400 kind of, like, a bookstore slash toy store for kids, and, um, they had, like, a reading

00:23:17.080 circle.

00:23:17.460 My sister is notoriously nervous, like, you know, Dace.

00:23:20.840 Shy as fuck, like, so, like, about everything.

00:23:23.880 Like, my impression of Dace as a child is this.

00:23:25.560 That's, like, eyes wide as fuck, quiet, observing, watching, because she's so nervous.

00:23:33.640 She's still like that.

00:23:34.400 Yeah, she's still low-key low like that.

00:23:36.580 She's, like, she's trying to see, like, are you weird?

00:23:38.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:39.840 She's an observer.

00:23:41.240 Actually, no, she's not really like that anymore.

00:23:42.660 She's so nice.

00:23:43.520 Like, she's so easy to talk to.

00:23:45.240 Chatty.

00:23:45.700 They say, come on the pod.

00:23:46.320 Come on the pod.

00:23:49.160 And she, uh, my mom took her to this toy store to, like, do, like, a reading circle.

00:23:54.820 Like, they're, like, reading to all the kids.

00:23:56.920 And I wasn't old enough to be there, because I was, I'm two years younger than Dace.

00:24:00.940 I think it was, like, she was, like, five.

00:24:02.360 I was three.

00:24:03.380 A giant three-year-old.

00:24:04.900 That's just a side note.

00:24:06.280 I was very big.

00:24:07.080 I remember you told me when you were, like, 11, you were, like, the tallest.

00:24:09.180 You were, like, this high.

00:24:09.700 I was 5'4 when I was 10.

00:24:10.840 Oh, okay.

00:24:11.420 Yeah, 5'4.

00:24:12.240 Like, that's my height.

00:24:13.280 I think about Amanda's height.

00:24:14.820 Amanda, how tall are you?

00:24:16.680 I'm 5'3.

00:24:17.580 She's 5'3.

00:24:18.460 So I was taller than Amanda when I was 10.

00:24:20.140 10 years old could have whooped her ass.

00:24:21.620 Yeah, girl.

00:24:22.120 And it's a little frightening, I'll be honest.

00:24:24.680 But I was a big child, so, like, but I wasn't old enough to be in the group yet.

00:24:28.620 So my mom made me sit with her, and I was pissed off about it.

00:24:31.480 Like, I was, like, well, what the fuck?

00:24:32.660 Like, I can't just join?

00:24:34.020 And she was, like, no.

00:24:35.340 And my sister, obviously, my sister's so scared the whole time.

00:24:38.360 She's not even listening to the story.

00:24:39.600 She's turning and looking at my mom like this.

00:24:41.220 Like, just wanting my mom to take her out of the circle and go home.

00:24:45.180 And so, because I was being cut out, I, like, held up my own book.

00:24:49.380 And I was, like, reading out loud.

00:24:51.780 And I would read, like, and then.

00:24:54.660 Like, I would, like, tell stories like that.

00:24:56.600 But I was reading the book.

00:24:58.340 And my mom said this worker at the bookstore came up to my mom and was, like, wow, she's, like, really articulate for, like, a baby.

00:25:05.620 Because, like, I looked like a baby.

00:25:06.600 I was just a large one.

00:25:07.860 And then my mom was, like, oh, this daughter?

00:25:10.340 Like, to my sister?

00:25:11.080 And she goes, no, no, no.

00:25:11.740 Your daughter is reading.

00:25:13.120 Because I was, like, reading out loud.

00:25:14.180 And I was, like, and then, like, just putting on a show by myself.

00:25:18.320 And my mom looked at me.

00:25:19.500 And she goes, oh, she can't read.

00:25:20.740 She's pretending.

00:25:21.700 Because I couldn't read at the time.

00:25:23.460 So I was literally creating a whole story just based off the pictures.

00:25:27.860 And I was, like, reading it and then putting it down and going, and then.

00:25:31.820 Like, I was telling a story.

00:25:34.660 You were born to be a star.

00:25:35.920 Girl, I'm telling you.

00:25:37.400 Some of us just have it.

00:25:38.620 What are we going to do?

00:25:39.780 You know what I mean?

00:25:40.640 Isn't that crazy?

00:25:41.140 Because you couldn't read then, and now all you do is read people online.

00:25:44.340 Period.

00:25:45.800 Library open.

00:25:46.720 Library open.

00:25:47.440 But I'm there.

00:25:48.120 Yeah.

00:25:48.620 And I remember in fifth grade, I, like, auditioned for this play.

00:25:53.080 And my sister had auditioned the year before me.

00:25:55.640 And she got this role.

00:25:56.960 And I was, like, that was, like, the good one.

00:25:58.400 Because it was, like, you were, like, a sassy, funny friend.

00:26:00.740 I wanted to be the funny one.

00:26:01.920 Because all the other ones were, like, serious.

00:26:03.780 And I was, like, oh, my God.

00:26:04.900 I'm telling all my friends all day.

00:26:05.920 I was, like, I am going to get it.

00:26:08.000 Like, I'm a legacy.

00:26:09.900 Like, my sister had it.

00:26:11.560 Like, it's one of those things.

00:26:13.100 And I was, like, going around telling everyone.

00:26:14.600 I was, like, yeah, I'm going to kill it.

00:26:17.520 And then I literally, not only did I not get it, I didn't get the other three I auditioned for it either.

00:26:22.460 They made me a chorus girl.

00:26:23.740 And I remember being so pissed off the whole time, the whole play.

00:26:28.780 I was in the background doing my oohs and ahs.

00:26:30.700 And I was pissed off about it.

00:26:32.000 I was so angry.

00:26:32.960 I was, like, they're putting a star in the back.

00:26:35.740 Like, mind you, I probably just didn't do a good job.

00:26:39.460 But, you know, that's besides the point.

00:26:41.180 Oh, my God.

00:26:42.400 Okay.

00:26:43.380 Hashtag justice for Drew.

00:26:45.940 Hashtag free Drew.

00:26:47.120 Free Drew.

00:26:47.860 Yeah.

00:26:48.600 Exactly.

00:26:49.120 Come on the pod.

00:26:49.760 Free Drew.

00:26:50.460 Free Drew.

00:26:50.980 Come on the pod.

00:26:51.240 And I told Brittany and Caleb this when I was in, like, same grade, fifth grade.

00:26:57.040 We had to do, like, a wax museum thing.

00:26:59.620 So we had to.

00:26:59.980 Oh, my God.

00:27:00.400 I did that, too.

00:27:00.900 You did that product, too?

00:27:01.580 Yeah.

00:27:01.940 Who'd you pick?

00:27:02.580 I don't remember.

00:27:03.700 I really think I was, like.

00:27:04.860 Did you have to pick, like, historical figures?

00:27:05.700 I think I picked, like, Thomas Jefferson or something.

00:27:08.100 Okay, yeah.

00:27:08.460 That was standard.

00:27:09.640 Like, everybody was picking historical figures.

00:27:11.900 And it had to be someone, like, you admire, right, from history.

00:27:14.740 Or someone that had, like, a crazy story, whatever.

00:27:17.280 Yeah, and you had to, like, read out, like, their story or memorize it or something.

00:27:20.440 Yeah, you have to, like, make a monologue, like, my name is so-and-so and I did this

00:27:24.560 and whatever.

00:27:25.800 And it was, like, this big end-of-the-year project thing.

00:27:28.060 And I picked King George III.

00:27:30.400 And mind you, he's one of the worst English monarchs in history.

00:27:34.160 I was just fascinated by how terrible he was.

00:27:36.540 He's not the one with 16 wives or something.

00:27:38.340 No, no, that's Henry VIII.

00:27:39.320 Oh, okay.

00:27:39.640 Henry VIII.

00:27:40.200 But, like, I mean, honestly, same shit.

00:27:42.120 Like, they all cheated.

00:27:42.840 But, like, he was a terrible king and, like, drove the economy down.

00:27:45.740 Like, he was awful.

00:27:46.380 He was terrible.

00:27:47.260 And my teacher was very concerned.

00:27:49.060 Like, she was like, why would you?

00:27:50.880 Pick this guy.

00:27:51.680 And I was just, like, I don't know.

00:27:53.100 I just feel like I have a lot of info on him.

00:27:55.380 I just feel like I'm going to kill.

00:27:56.720 And I was the only girl who cross-dressed.

00:27:58.760 Like, I wanted to be a man.

00:28:00.480 And I remember when I had to fight to do it.

00:28:03.700 And my mom was like, is it against the rules?

00:28:05.600 And my teacher was like, no.

00:28:07.100 And she goes, then let her do it.

00:28:08.140 Who gives a fuck?

00:28:09.000 So my mom always supported my endeavors.

00:28:11.160 So I remember my mom helped me make my whole outfit.

00:28:13.720 I, like, she put, like, scrunchies on my knees so I could tuck my pants in.

00:28:18.200 So they were like.

00:28:18.860 Sure.

00:28:19.500 Yeah.

00:28:19.980 They were like, what do you call it?

00:28:21.980 Colonial.

00:28:23.140 And I remember, like, royal medieval look.

00:28:25.960 And I went.

00:28:27.220 And it was like, you came in costume to school.

00:28:30.000 And then all the fifth grade classes were in one area.

00:28:32.700 And they were like, okay, does anyone want to recite their monologue, like, in front of everyone?

00:28:38.460 If you do, you get extra credit.

00:28:40.080 And if you do it in, like, if your person is British or whatever, if they have, like, a different accent, then you also get extra credit.

00:28:46.520 And guess who went first, bitch?

00:28:48.380 Me.

00:28:48.860 Yep.

00:28:49.660 And I literally ad-libbed.

00:28:51.440 I added shit in there that I didn't write.

00:28:53.760 I was up there for probably way too long.

00:28:55.480 But I literally remember it was a big circle, like, 100 kids.

00:28:59.680 And I was like, I'll go first.

00:29:02.280 Yeah.

00:29:03.000 I'll kick us off.

00:29:03.980 Don't worry, guys.

00:29:04.800 That is so funny.

00:29:06.400 Did you do it in a British accent?

00:29:07.820 Yes.

00:29:08.300 Oh, my God.

00:29:08.920 Dressed like a man.

00:29:09.820 Like, I literally was slicked back hair.

00:29:12.000 I had my mom put it in, like, a Will Turner, like, tight, you know, from Pirates of the Caribbean.

00:29:15.960 Yeah.

00:29:16.160 Or I had a little, like, tight, low pony.

00:29:18.700 And I really was like, I'm giving man.

00:29:20.740 Like, I was like, I am giving trade.

00:29:22.820 See, you were going for it back then.

00:29:24.120 I'm going for it, girl.

00:29:25.440 Going for it.

00:29:25.760 Now, they just needed the camera.

00:29:28.540 What about you?

00:29:28.920 What kind of kid were you?

00:29:30.040 I was, um, Wall Street back then.

00:29:32.340 Right.

00:29:33.600 Obviously.

00:29:34.700 And that's easy because you are giving trade.

00:29:39.020 If I unzip a little bit.

00:29:41.020 If it's not button to the top, it's trade.

00:29:43.140 Or cross the legs.

00:29:45.080 Go like.

00:29:47.980 You fighting the urge to be yourself?

00:29:51.760 I'm still swaying.

00:29:53.080 Like, that's the thing.

00:29:54.420 Like.

00:29:54.460 You're still.

00:29:55.480 Yeah.

00:29:56.320 Mentally, I got the wig on still.

00:29:57.880 Like, that's the hard part.

00:29:59.420 No, but I actually, I was, um, I was pretty, I mean, actually, I became shy.

00:30:07.180 I was pretty outgoing as a kid.

00:30:09.580 Um, and I just like, but I remember when I figured out I didn't fit in.

00:30:14.200 It's like, I really shut down.

00:30:15.320 I want to say, like, middle school, I started feeling like, oh, I'm not like everyone else.

00:30:19.440 I'm not like these other girls.

00:30:21.860 There's something a little different about me.

00:30:23.600 You're reading in the stands at the football game?

00:30:26.480 That's what you're doing?

00:30:27.840 So unimpressed.

00:30:29.020 No, I, but I remember, I remember there was a time where, like, I was so unafraid.

00:30:33.540 And, like, I got this baby blue sweat set, like a juicy sweat set, but, like, for boys.

00:30:38.040 Like, I was like, and I wore it to class.

00:30:40.040 I wore it to school, and I did the splits in front of everyone.

00:30:46.000 And I was like.

00:30:46.900 You were feeling yourself so hard you did the splits.

00:30:49.100 I was like, what was I doing that for?

00:30:51.140 And I remember it was, like, during recess, but I think it was either raining or something.

00:30:54.880 Like, we had to do an indoor recess.

00:30:56.560 And I was like, guys, look at this.

00:30:58.660 Split on the ground in the middle of the classroom.

00:31:01.760 I don't know why.

00:31:03.640 Yeah.

00:31:04.160 And they're like, what do you mean you knew I was gay?

00:31:06.240 Oh, yeah.

00:31:06.640 I was like, I'm giving trade.

00:31:10.360 And then, do you remember pencil spinning through your fingers?

00:31:13.200 Yes.

00:31:14.020 Yes.

00:31:14.580 You couldn't tell me shit.

00:31:16.540 Okay.

00:31:17.140 I would be twirling that fucking pencil, and I was like, guys, look at this.

00:31:21.240 I, like, I just thought I was, like, I thought I had it all.

00:31:24.440 Back then, I thought I had it all.

00:31:25.560 Get this girl to Hollywood, stat.

00:31:27.320 Stat.

00:31:27.880 You need this.

00:31:28.940 I can do the splits, and I can spin a bit.

00:31:31.560 X Factor couldn't.

00:31:33.180 Oh, X Factor, they couldn't handle me.

00:31:34.820 America's Got Talent.

00:31:35.640 You're lucky.

00:31:36.380 You're lucky.

00:31:36.980 I didn't hear about you then.

00:31:38.060 You're lucky.

00:31:39.220 That's so funny.

00:31:40.600 But I think, like, I think, but sometime between then and, like, middle school, I was, like,

00:31:44.180 I feel like I got, I was really shy.

00:31:46.080 And then I got to college, and I was like, I'm making up for lost time.

00:31:49.000 Period.

00:31:49.560 Yeah.

00:31:50.000 In college, did you have a lot of fun in college?

00:31:52.460 Yeah.

00:31:53.180 Yeah.

00:31:53.380 I went to a very, like, Republican college.

00:31:56.260 OT.

00:31:57.760 And, yeah, and it was just, like, very, I would say, like, so many rich people.

00:32:03.560 Yeah.

00:32:04.020 And so many people who, like, didn't have the same beliefs as me, and I was still figuring

00:32:07.000 myself out.

00:32:07.820 And so, like, there was another place I felt like I didn't fit in, so it took me longer

00:32:11.640 to find my people.

00:32:12.880 Yeah.

00:32:13.100 And then once I found my people, I was like, oh, I'm set.

00:32:14.920 Like, I'm good.

00:32:15.660 Yeah.

00:32:16.360 But I still, I was so close to home, I felt like I couldn't explore who I was.

00:32:20.820 So I think, like, New York is when I really was like, you know what?

00:32:23.660 I'm going to just bleach my hair.

00:32:24.740 And that's.

00:32:25.960 I'm just going to do it.

00:32:27.500 I'm going to be gay.

00:32:28.320 I'm just decided.

00:32:29.000 I'm going to be gay.

00:32:29.100 I can't do this anymore.

00:32:30.280 Like, I was thinking about it.

00:32:31.200 I was like, I can, I'll choose gay now.

00:32:33.140 Yeah.

00:32:33.480 Yeah.

00:32:34.980 Right.

00:32:35.720 Yeah.

00:32:35.980 I was like, Trixie and Katsuya call, uh, buy now, gay later.

00:32:39.660 Yeah.

00:32:40.180 Yeah.

00:32:40.640 Well, I was gay the whole time.

00:32:41.740 I was telling people I was bisexual.

00:32:43.120 Exactly.

00:32:43.640 Yeah.

00:32:43.960 Yeah.

00:32:44.180 Like, buy now, gay later.

00:32:45.520 Yeah.

00:32:45.920 It really is buy now, gay later.

00:32:47.140 But it's also a survival thing, too.

00:32:49.720 Yeah.

00:32:49.960 Sometimes you just got to do it.

00:32:51.200 I think it was like, yeah, I was a fun kid.

00:32:54.160 I wanted to say, like, my parents always used to say I would always run around the house

00:32:57.200 and be like, I'm going to be famous.

00:32:58.820 And I was like, I have no recollection of that.

00:33:00.800 Why do I have any, I'm like, blacked it out.

00:33:02.920 They're like, you would run around all the time.

00:33:04.560 I had a cape for my Halloween costume.

00:33:06.660 Cute.

00:33:07.360 And I would, like, I would spin with, oh, girl.

00:33:10.880 I was twirling.

00:33:12.040 It's funny you say that because I used to tell my mom the same thing.

00:33:14.540 Yeah.

00:33:14.960 I used to be like, I'm going to be famous.

00:33:16.560 I'm going to be famous.

00:33:17.220 For sure I'm going to be famous.

00:33:18.420 Like, I would tell her all the time.

00:33:19.520 I was like, I just think, like, that's what's meant for me.

00:33:21.780 Yeah.

00:33:22.040 And I would say very convicted.

00:33:23.440 I was very like, no, I think that's what's going to happen to me.

00:33:26.020 And even, like, when I first started dating my man, he had told me, because I already

00:33:30.240 had my life planned because I'm a Virgo.

00:33:32.020 So I was like, well, I'm going to be a sports journalist.

00:33:33.360 I'm going to get on TV.

00:33:35.100 And then maybe from there I could do, like, a talk show or something.

00:33:37.700 Like, that was really my plan.

00:33:38.860 Yeah.

00:33:39.280 But I thought it was all going to be centered on sports.

00:33:41.080 I didn't think it was going to be, like, me or, like, entertainment.

00:33:44.000 But even though that's what I thought I would be better at.

00:33:46.440 But I was like, yeah.

00:33:47.160 Like, and I told him, I was like, I don't know.

00:33:48.740 I just feel like this was, like, one of the first months we were dating.

00:33:52.720 We weren't even official yet.

00:33:53.680 And I told him, I don't know.

00:33:55.380 I just feel like I'm, like, destined for something really, really great and awesome.

00:33:59.320 Like, I just, like, have a really strong feeling something awesome is going to happen to me.

00:34:02.480 And I'm going to make, like, a huge difference.

00:34:04.260 And I, like, said that to him very, like, seriously.

00:34:07.160 And he goes, you're the first person that ever said something like that to me that I was, like, I believe you.

00:34:12.000 I think that's probably true.

00:34:13.080 Oh, that's so sweet.

00:34:13.840 And he was right.

00:34:14.840 Yeah.

00:34:15.140 And so was I.

00:34:16.400 No, seriously.

00:34:18.180 I, like, I don't know why, but I feel like when I speak things out loud, they just happen.

00:34:22.520 Me too.

00:34:23.460 I think I'm, like, really, I'm a manifestor.

00:34:26.080 Amanda just talked to me about that because she was telling me about something awesome for her that happened.

00:34:30.000 And she was, like, I just think that, like, you always talk about things out loud and you say how it helps it come true.

00:34:35.740 And I was, like, right.

00:34:37.100 Right.

00:34:37.720 I've just started.

00:34:38.500 Yeah, I've just started.

00:34:39.400 And tell me again, you're not psychic.

00:34:40.800 I know.

00:34:41.360 I'm telling you.

00:34:42.040 That's what it is.

00:34:43.180 But that's why I'm, like, even when it was, like, I can feel something bad's going to happen, I try to, like, manifest that it's not going to be bad.

00:34:50.680 And you know what?

00:34:51.920 This is something I've talked about in therapy.

00:34:53.780 I've told my therapist, like, because I've told her sometimes I have, like, thoughts that are, like, negative.

00:34:59.280 And then I get superstitious about it.

00:35:01.360 So I have to, like, knock on wood, which, yeah, I know it has to do with OCD.

00:35:04.840 Don't diagnose me.

00:35:05.880 I'm working on it.

00:35:06.940 Right.

00:35:07.360 So I was, like, talking to her about this.

00:35:09.060 And she was, like, why are you afraid of, like, thoughts like that, like, bad thoughts?

00:35:13.160 And I was, like, because everything I say comes true.

00:35:15.760 Like, I told her.

00:35:16.320 I mean that in earnest.

00:35:17.280 Like, everything I say comes true.

00:35:18.580 And I get scared.

00:35:19.820 I'm, like, I get so scared.

00:35:21.360 Yeah.

00:35:21.980 Because even when I did, if you talk about career, when I hosted Black Adam, like, and, like, the premiere for it in New York, I did that, like, in 2022, I think.

00:35:32.620 And I had never met The Rock before, nothing like that.

00:35:35.060 So earlier, a year before that, when I had heard about the movie coming out, I told Adam, my hair and makeup artist, I was, like, you know, I think I really want to host something for Black Adam.

00:35:46.640 And then when I do that, I want to have something made that's, like, cultural because he's the first someone superhero.

00:35:52.200 And I want to, like, wear something.

00:35:53.860 And then hopefully I'll vibe with him or whatever.

00:35:55.960 And he goes, oh, did you get something about it?

00:35:57.740 And I go, no, no.

00:35:58.940 I just have, like, a really strong feeling that's going to happen.

00:36:01.120 And I'm so dead ass it happened exactly the way I painted it, like, the way I described it out loud.

00:36:07.320 And then when everything started happening for my career, like, fast, fast, fast, Adam, he jokingly still says this to me now, but he's, like, slow down, bitch.

00:36:15.540 I'm tired.

00:36:17.000 Like, he's, like, no more manifesting, like, pause for a second.

00:36:19.800 I'm fucking tired.

00:36:21.220 And I feel like you're like that, too.

00:36:23.080 Yeah.

00:36:23.640 We share that superpower.

00:36:24.440 I think, like, I've always believed in myself more than even if I've said it out loud.

00:36:30.220 Even in college, I used to, when I was still really, I would say I was, like, not sure of myself the same way I am now.

00:36:36.380 But I would, like, look in the mirror and be like, I love you.

00:36:39.160 You're a star.

00:36:40.040 You're the best person I know.

00:36:42.220 No, I literally would look in the mirror.

00:36:43.580 And, like, that's what they tell you to do now on TikTok.

00:36:45.560 I was doing that back in the day.

00:36:46.960 I was, like, just, like, I just believed in myself a lot more.

00:36:50.780 But then, like, then I would, like, I would just, but I would look in the mirror and tell myself positive things.

00:36:55.420 I'm not even kidding, bitch.

00:36:57.000 I have done the same thing for fucking years.

00:37:00.720 For years.

00:37:01.640 Especially in college.

00:37:02.540 Like, I did it a lot in college.

00:37:03.920 Yeah.

00:37:04.160 And I've, like, even said before, I'm, like, because sometimes people ask me, like, did you know this was going to happen?

00:37:11.320 Did you know?

00:37:12.240 And I was, like, no, I didn't.

00:37:13.660 Like, I had no way of predicting this was going to happen.

00:37:16.240 Yeah.

00:37:16.980 That being said, though, I did know I was going to do something fucking awesome.

00:37:20.160 I did know that.

00:37:21.140 And they would be, like, how did you grow your confidence?

00:37:23.500 Whatever.

00:37:23.820 I'm, like, I've just been that way, bro.

00:37:26.540 Like, I was, like, I have just always thought I'm the most awesome bitch alive.

00:37:31.580 Like, I've always thought that about myself.

00:37:33.360 That doesn't mean I think anyone, I'm better than anyone.

00:37:35.800 I've just always been, like, oh, my God, me.

00:37:38.080 Yeah.

00:37:38.520 Oh, I'm so awesome.

00:37:39.660 But isn't it, life is so beautiful when you don't hate yourself.

00:37:42.840 Yes.

00:37:43.200 That's what I'm saying.

00:37:44.180 If everyone could get there, they'd be so, like, it would be so fun.

00:37:49.620 Exactly.

00:37:50.240 For everyone.

00:37:51.140 Exactly.

00:37:51.740 I, like, I remember, like, I think college is when I really fell in love with myself.

00:37:55.740 Me too.

00:37:56.520 Me too.

00:37:56.900 And I think having that, like, I was, I'm so grateful that all the internet stuff happened

00:38:01.860 after I, like, really found myself.

00:38:04.120 Me too.

00:38:04.640 Me too.

00:38:05.000 Because I just, like, I loved myself so much before it happened.

00:38:10.100 And so, like, I got to carry that with me the whole time.

00:38:13.320 And did you low-key feel like when people started gassing you, you were, like, I knew it.

00:38:17.760 A little bit.

00:38:21.480 I knew it.

00:38:22.440 I knew it.

00:38:22.820 And I literally told, like, someone was, like, asked me once in an interview, like, oh,

00:38:26.580 did the internet, like, help you, like, change, like, how you saw yourself or anything like

00:38:31.160 that?

00:38:31.280 I was, like, honestly, no.

00:38:32.500 All it did was validate what I already believed, which was, like, I was fucking awesome.

00:38:36.100 And hilarious.

00:38:36.860 Like, I've always thought that about me.

00:38:38.420 It's nice to hear other people validate it, though.

00:38:40.620 Yeah.

00:38:40.880 It made me gayer.

00:38:42.960 I'll be real.

00:38:43.760 Made me gayer.

00:38:44.360 I think it was the vaccine, though.

00:38:45.980 That really.

00:38:46.420 Oh.

00:38:47.460 Yeah.

00:38:48.400 Yeah.

00:38:49.120 Yeah.

00:38:49.600 COVID and then the vaccine.

00:38:50.760 COVID and the microchip.

00:38:51.840 Oh.

00:38:52.120 Oh.

00:38:52.420 You didn't stand a chance, bitch.

00:38:54.000 I didn't stand a chance.

00:38:54.720 You didn't stand a chance.

00:38:56.180 You were bound.

00:38:57.580 Bound to do that.

00:38:59.060 You want to hear something funny that's not.

00:39:00.580 Like, we were, we saw each other at Wicked.

00:39:01.920 Yeah.

00:39:02.400 The premiere.

00:39:03.900 Loved it.

00:39:04.820 You always look so fucking good.

00:39:06.440 Thank you.

00:39:06.880 Oh, my God.

00:39:07.440 So do you.

00:39:08.460 Okay.

00:39:08.880 One of my favorite things is I was taking a video.

00:39:11.040 I should have sent it to you.

00:39:12.420 I was taking a video and then I panned to Ruben and then you're in the background doing

00:39:16.260 a TikTok and you're like.

00:39:20.100 Wait, was that on the.

00:39:21.240 On the balcony.

00:39:22.820 And then I like, that's when I noticed you're doing it.

00:39:24.800 And then we're hanging out and I look and you're doing it again.

00:39:27.080 And I was like, I was like, that is so funny.

00:39:29.960 And I was getting annoyed because it was Adam helping me film it and he kept fucking

00:39:33.060 it up.

00:39:33.380 And I was like, Adam, I'm not going to do it again.

00:39:34.980 You have to get it this time.

00:39:36.220 I'm not going to do it again.

00:39:37.620 No.

00:39:38.120 The funny thing about that too is my sister told me to vlog there.

00:39:41.360 She was like, make sure you vlog it for the Patreon that we have.

00:39:44.620 I was like, oh my God.

00:39:45.600 Perfect.

00:39:46.200 So I vlogged myself getting ready.

00:39:48.580 And then when we got there, I didn't, I lost Adam for like at least 40 minutes.

00:39:53.360 Like when I first walked up, I was like, can I put my phone in this bag with all my shoes

00:39:58.200 and stuff?

00:39:58.700 And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:59.960 And I was like, okay.

00:40:00.820 And then I'm going to walk down this fan walk thing.

00:40:02.720 You know, you had to do the fan walk first and then you had to do carpet.

00:40:05.340 I was like, I'm going to walk this, but just meet me at the end.

00:40:07.640 Like just walk down after I do.

00:40:09.420 Cause I told him to walk with me, but he said he didn't want to.

00:40:11.780 So he was like, I was like, okay, well just follow me.

00:40:13.240 And he's like, okay, I walked down.

00:40:15.340 I'm, I, it takes me about three minutes to walk it.

00:40:17.700 Turn around.

00:40:18.180 He's gone.

00:40:19.080 Can't find him.

00:40:20.020 I'm literally no phone of me standing there fattening jeans.

00:40:24.000 I literally no phone, no nothing.

00:40:25.680 I'm standing there.

00:40:26.200 I feel like a colonial woman.

00:40:27.560 Oh my God.

00:40:28.040 No money.

00:40:28.860 No family.

00:40:30.360 16 in the middle of Miami.

00:40:32.420 Like I literally was like, oh my God.

00:40:34.360 I'm like, and I, and I didn't know anyone.

00:40:37.200 I was like, and then I was thinking that I could see at the time I was like, okay, my plan

00:40:41.320 is don't freak out.

00:40:42.260 Cause my team was like, make sure you walk.

00:40:44.460 So I was like, I have to get in this carpet line.

00:40:46.960 Yeah.

00:40:47.400 But I couldn't find Adam and I was getting scared.

00:40:49.340 Cause I was like, he also has my movie tickets.

00:40:50.800 Like I can't even get in.

00:40:51.860 Oh yeah.

00:40:52.480 So I was like looking for him.

00:40:53.660 And then this girl came up to me to do an E news live with me.

00:40:57.260 And she like walked up to me as I'm like, I feel like the Mr. Krabs meme.

00:41:02.740 And then she comes up.

00:41:03.320 I'm like, hi people.

00:41:06.020 Hi people.

00:41:08.140 And I was like, oh yeah.

00:41:09.760 And she, and I even wrote down in my phone, like who made my dress?

00:41:13.680 Like all that stuff, just in case someone asked me.

00:41:16.640 Cause my stylist was like, make sure you tell people.

00:41:18.820 I'm like, yeah, for sure.

00:41:20.060 And then she, she goes, oh my God, your dress is so fantastic.

00:41:22.860 Who's it?

00:41:23.380 Who's it by?

00:41:24.240 Like who made it?

00:41:25.140 And I was like, honestly, I don't know.

00:41:27.780 And my stylist is going to kill me.

00:41:29.680 I lost my phone.

00:41:30.760 Has anyone seen my friend?

00:41:32.720 I was like, have you guys seen my friend anywhere?

00:41:35.840 And we like laughed about it.

00:41:37.100 I was like, just kidding.

00:41:38.080 No, I don't know.

00:41:39.700 And then I just like kind of bullshitted with her.

00:41:41.620 But I was literally standing there like fucking stupid, just standing by myself, no phone.

00:41:46.400 And then I was like, well, if I see someone I know, and I literally was thinking, I think Eric is here.

00:41:51.960 And if I see Eric, I'm going to ask to borrow his phone and then I'm going to call my cousin Adam.

00:41:56.360 But then I ended up, he ended up finding me like 10 minutes later.

00:42:00.000 That's so crazy.

00:42:01.080 It was ridiculous.

00:42:01.940 That premiere was crazy town booths.

00:42:04.320 It was, oh my, it was so fucking cold.

00:42:08.560 Rigid, bitch.

00:42:09.360 And did you know it was going to be a fan meetup up there?

00:42:11.940 Because I didn't.

00:42:12.800 I had no clue.

00:42:13.540 I had no clue.

00:42:14.860 Meet and greet hour.

00:42:16.060 For real.

00:42:16.760 I was like, what?

00:42:17.620 I was at VidCon, girl.

00:42:18.860 I was literally set up a booth.

00:42:20.420 I was like, oh my God.

00:42:21.200 Should have sold merch while I was there.

00:42:22.620 I know.

00:42:23.880 Did you want to hear something?

00:42:24.940 Adam, Adam.

00:42:26.360 Behind me, yeah.

00:42:29.140 Literally holding it up like, and those movies spelled wrong.

00:42:32.120 Like when they sell shit outside concerts.

00:42:34.100 Will kid.

00:42:36.800 For real.

00:42:38.100 I remember too, when I was, finally found him and we're waiting.

00:42:41.320 You know, the line was kind of long.

00:42:42.360 Yeah, it was long to get in.

00:42:43.680 For the carpet too.

00:42:45.040 And so I was standing and you know how E! News always has like a stage and they have

00:42:48.280 like a live.

00:42:48.780 Yeah.

00:42:49.000 And you could see people walking in the background.

00:42:50.960 While I'm standing in that line.

00:42:53.140 I had no idea they could see the background.

00:42:56.600 I had my pen.

00:42:58.020 I was ripping that hoe, bitch.

00:43:00.240 And I was going like this.

00:43:02.140 Like towards the camera.

00:43:06.560 And Remy Bader was on there at the time.

00:43:08.840 Oh my God.

00:43:09.460 And I was like, my, when I saw it the second time, I was like, like sucked it back in.

00:43:14.240 And I literally was like, my team is going to kill me if they see me doing that shit.

00:43:20.460 But I did want to say, going back to ripping a pen.

00:43:23.220 Oh yes, please.

00:43:24.160 Oh my God.

00:43:24.460 When I had a full-time job.

00:43:25.600 I'm so sorry.

00:43:26.180 It would be lunchtime.

00:43:26.920 I'm like, I'm getting lunch.

00:43:27.600 I'm like, you know what would really make my day like just a little bit better?

00:43:31.280 It's just a little bit better.

00:43:32.140 If I went outside, smoked this weed pen just one hit.

00:43:36.380 And then just went back upstairs and no one would notice.

00:43:38.820 Right.

00:43:39.200 And one time, I don't know what, I think I got a new pen and I like heated it up.

00:43:43.060 You know how you had to like double click it, heat it up?

00:43:44.500 Yeah.

00:43:44.840 Get that wax ready.

00:43:45.800 Yeah.

00:43:46.120 And I ripped the biggest, and I went into this meeting and I made a fool of myself.

00:43:52.640 I embarrassed.

00:43:53.700 I was like presenting this idea and I was like, I can't read anymore all of a sudden.

00:43:57.560 I forgot what's up here.

00:43:59.460 And I remember my partner leaning to me, he goes, are you okay?

00:44:04.120 Literally like, he like pulled me out after.

00:44:06.620 I'm like, are you okay?

00:44:07.880 What the hell's wrong with you?

00:44:09.360 I was like, and then I'd get on the subway home, hour long subway home.

00:44:13.260 I'm ripping it on the subway.

00:44:14.980 And you know, you blow it into your shirt, but it comes out anyways.

00:44:18.400 I was ripping it.

00:44:19.060 Okay.

00:44:19.200 There's much worse things happening on that subway.

00:44:21.520 Yeah.

00:44:21.940 Than smoking your pen.

00:44:22.880 Yeah.

00:44:23.100 I'll tell you that much.

00:44:24.060 Yeah.

00:44:24.580 And the weed in New York almost killed me once.

00:44:26.600 So like, girl.

00:44:28.080 The weed in New York.

00:44:29.080 I barely survived to tell the tale.

00:44:30.620 Yeah.

00:44:31.160 And I met a fan when I was fucked up off that shit too, which was awful.

00:44:35.240 You ever, okay, we actually, I'm not going to say that.

00:44:37.260 No, wait, what?

00:44:38.440 You ever get a little too high and you meet a fan and you're like, don't take this picture.

00:44:42.680 Yes.

00:44:43.280 Yes.

00:44:43.700 Yes.

00:44:44.000 And I'll tell you a recent one.

00:44:45.240 When I was in Ireland, we, me, it was me, Dace, my man, our friends, Steven and Alex,

00:44:53.360 and then Caleb.

00:44:53.900 And we all had gone to like dinner.

00:44:57.020 And so we were eating dinner.

00:44:58.060 We were having fun.

00:44:58.760 Mind you, me, me and Caleb both popped edibles at dinner, which like, of course I did.

00:45:04.320 I'm walking around Ireland.

00:45:05.220 Of course I did.

00:45:06.160 So we popped edibles and we're like feeling good.

00:45:08.560 And he was like, let's go to Boots, like to the drug store.

00:45:11.460 He's like, I could buy some things.

00:45:12.980 And we like went there and we were shopping around in the drug store.

00:45:15.700 And I was just standing there because I'm high as balls.

00:45:18.140 So I'm like, I'm tripping.

00:45:19.300 I'm like, I'm having a good time.

00:45:20.720 I'm chilling.

00:45:21.320 And then we leave.

00:45:23.180 And as we're leaving the store, these people had come up to Caleb and he was like, nice

00:45:27.900 to meet you guys, whatever.

00:45:29.040 We walk outside and we're standing outside deciding where we're going to go.

00:45:32.680 Mind you, up until this point, I'd spent like two full days there at this point.

00:45:36.680 No one had recognized me.

00:45:37.640 Like no one had said anything.

00:45:39.060 Isn't it kind of magical?

00:45:40.400 It's amazing.

00:45:41.080 I feel like I'm in Harry Potter's Invisibility Club.

00:45:44.100 Like I'm literally walking around with my head just out.

00:45:46.080 I'm like, oh my God.

00:45:47.500 So it's like, it was new experience for me.

00:45:49.480 I was like, oh, period.

00:45:50.260 Right.

00:45:50.660 And so when we're standing outside, we're all kind of talking.

00:45:54.740 And then these young people come up to Caleb and they're like, hey, and mind you, I was

00:45:59.000 talking to Caleb.

00:45:59.820 So like he turned to meet them and he was like, oh, we're such big fans, blah, blah, blah.

00:46:03.360 This is the conversation I heard.

00:46:05.120 But because I'm already high, I'm just like, I have to look normal in my head.

00:46:09.280 So I'm going, like, I'm just looking like, like, I'm just being supportive.

00:46:15.740 Like I'm just trying to.

00:46:16.660 So clearly I'm not listening.

00:46:18.160 Like I just like gathered sort of what they said.

00:46:20.920 And then Caleb, then all of a sudden everyone stops talking and looks directly at me, everyone.

00:46:26.440 So there's like three of those people and then Caleb and they're all looking at me.

00:46:30.120 And then I go.

00:46:30.560 Like, I'm just staring mouth agape.

00:46:34.400 Like I'm just staring.

00:46:35.640 And then he goes, do you?

00:46:37.580 And I go, do I what?

00:46:39.480 And then he goes.

00:46:40.220 And then the other person goes, we don't have to.

00:46:41.860 And then Caleb goes, no, no, no.

00:46:43.260 I don't know if like.

00:46:44.780 And then he goes, I was asking to take the picture.

00:46:46.420 I was like, oh, I can take a picture of you guys.

00:46:48.140 Yeah.

00:46:48.740 And then he goes, no, I asked if you would be in the picture.

00:46:52.380 And then Caleb goes, they're asking if you want to be in the picture.

00:46:55.160 I go, oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:46:58.920 And then they turn around.

00:47:00.160 We take the picture and they walk away.

00:47:02.340 And Caleb goes, what the fuck's the matter with you?

00:47:04.220 And I start laughing.

00:47:07.740 I go, bitch, I didn't understand.

00:47:08.900 I missed half of the conversation because I was too busy standing like this.

00:47:14.100 The whole time.

00:47:15.400 I was like, and when he left, I was like, I am so sorry.

00:47:18.740 I didn't hear.

00:47:19.600 Oh, my God.

00:47:20.460 Any of it, bitch.

00:47:21.260 That is so fucking funny.

00:47:23.920 Do you feel like that all the time?

00:47:26.440 This was, okay.

00:47:28.240 You know when you're talking to someone.

00:47:30.460 Right.

00:47:30.680 And they, someone is so excited to come say hi to them.

00:47:33.840 And they interrupt you guys.

00:47:35.260 And then you're just like standing there left in between them.

00:47:38.600 Like, and no one's introducing.

00:47:41.380 No one's like, oh, and this is my, oh, and this is Drew.

00:47:43.900 Right.

00:47:44.420 You're just standing there like.

00:47:45.700 I know.

00:47:46.040 And the whole time I was like.

00:47:48.400 I feel like this the whole time.

00:47:49.760 Like, I was just trying to be supportive.

00:47:51.240 I was just trying to be there.

00:47:53.080 You're like, they're like talking and you're like waiting for something you can chime in on.

00:47:58.100 Right.

00:47:58.640 Yeah.

00:47:58.900 That is the worst feeling.

00:48:02.000 Would you miss everything too?

00:48:03.320 Oh my God.

00:48:04.300 I thought about it for hours.

00:48:05.460 I was like, oh my God.

00:48:07.120 I looked so.

00:48:08.560 That is so funny.

00:48:09.920 I look so incapable.

00:48:11.120 Like those people think I'm a fucking incompetent.

00:48:13.700 Like I was literally.

00:48:14.840 I'm going to take a screenshot of you making this face.

00:48:16.980 I'm going to take a screenshot of you making this Facebook statement.

00:48:19.780 When this episode comes out.

00:48:21.300 Yeah.

00:48:21.760 Even like sometimes like when, when people fans meet me at the airport, I'll tell them,

00:48:27.760 I'll literally tell them.

00:48:28.620 I was like, I'll say on the shows or whatever.

00:48:31.000 I'm like nine times out of 10, if I'm flying, if I'm in an airport and you see me, I'm on

00:48:36.640 like 30 milligrams minimum.

00:48:38.460 So like, just keep that in mind.

00:48:40.700 If you meet me and I'm weird, if I'm very weird, like that's why I'm just letting you

00:48:45.720 know.

00:48:45.920 Cause sometimes when you take the edible, you get a little weird girl.

00:48:48.220 Well, sometimes, but speaking of weird, I feel, I do have to fast forward to your, your

00:48:52.380 fun facts.

00:48:53.140 Okay.

00:48:53.640 Your fun facts.

00:48:54.320 Okay, cool.

00:48:54.920 Cool.

00:48:55.160 Yeah.

00:48:55.360 They told me, they told me you have a hard out.

00:48:56.960 I was just going to say one thing before you move on.

00:48:58.960 Please, please do.

00:48:59.480 Please do.

00:49:00.200 When I smoke, I don't get fun.

00:49:02.460 I get weird.

00:49:03.360 That's what my sister says.

00:49:05.020 I don't get fun.

00:49:06.020 I get, I'm like, you know how like when some people smoke, they get funnier.

00:49:10.820 Yeah.

00:49:11.080 Me.

00:49:11.880 Yeah.

00:49:12.440 See, like I don't have that power.

00:49:13.700 Like I smoke and then someone makes a joke and I'm, you like not Pinkerton or anything.

00:49:19.300 I'm like, I told you.

00:49:21.740 I literally, I'm like, I'm like, and then I try to chime in.

00:49:25.340 I'm like, you're like delayed.

00:49:27.280 You're on a 10 second.

00:49:28.220 Chat, am I muted?

00:49:29.440 I'm not.

00:49:29.940 Chat, am I muted?

00:49:31.040 Like, I'm like, and then I'm like, am I being weird?

00:49:35.960 Right.

00:49:36.320 But I just don't have that superpower of being funny on weed.

00:49:38.500 That's it.

00:49:38.940 That's how my sister is too.

00:49:40.060 She's the same way.

00:49:40.820 Like she's told me before we joke, but I'll tell one more story, Amanda.

00:49:44.060 One time we smoked in New York for the first time.

00:49:46.000 It was me, my man, Adam and Dace.

00:49:48.300 And we were standing in like a half circle, right?

00:49:50.680 That's, this is imperative to the story.

00:49:52.560 And mind you, it's like 1030 at night.

00:49:55.460 She's already saying this story is not true.

00:49:57.020 It is.

00:49:57.620 And she doesn't fucking remember.

00:49:58.780 Of course she doesn't.

00:49:59.840 But we were hitting a J together.

00:50:02.520 Well, I think it was a J.

00:50:03.680 Now I think it was crystal meth, if I'm being honest.

00:50:05.840 So, cause we all went a little insane that night that I'm not used to.

00:50:08.820 So we were smoking and they both hit it, which they normally don't smoke that much.

00:50:12.780 Especially at the time, my sister wasn't smoking at all.

00:50:15.100 And so we were like, she hit it.

00:50:17.800 And my, before this, it's like 930.

00:50:19.700 We're like, oh, it's late.

00:50:20.600 Let's just smoke, go to bed, like eat and go to bed.

00:50:22.900 So we're just going outside our hotel.

00:50:24.300 And then in the middle of it, my sister turns around, like completely faces the other way.

00:50:30.620 We're standing in a semi-circle.

00:50:32.740 She faces the complete other way, unprovoked.

00:50:36.060 And then she flaps her arms like this at her sides.

00:50:39.080 And she goes, ah.

00:50:43.160 And I'm not exaggerating.

00:50:47.040 And I lost my voice, so I can't really articulate it.

00:50:49.860 But it sounded like that video of the lady hitting the bus door.

00:50:53.440 Yeah, that's what it sounded like.

00:50:56.920 And she turns around and she laps her arms, does that for two seconds.

00:51:00.580 Turns back around, goes, are we going out or anything?

00:51:03.440 Are we going out?

00:51:04.600 We don't go out.

00:51:05.600 What the fuck?

00:51:06.200 And I literally go, are you okay, dude?

00:51:08.600 And then she goes, yeah, yeah.

00:51:10.220 Why wouldn't I be?

00:51:10.820 Yeah.

00:51:10.940 And then literally the next morning, I was like, what was that, bro?

00:51:16.800 And she goes, what are you talking about?

00:51:18.360 I did not do that.

00:51:19.480 And I was like, I have two witnesses plus me.

00:51:22.860 And then when we were at dinner, we were talking about it again.

00:51:25.240 And then Adam was like, no, she turned into like Jim Carrey from The Mask.

00:51:28.340 Like she put it on and was like, rah, rah, rah, and then started talking different.

00:51:33.480 So that's why she always goes, I can't be a social smoker.

00:51:35.700 I get weird.

00:51:36.480 I'm like, you're right.

00:51:37.080 You do.

00:51:37.740 That is so funny.

00:51:40.000 I've seen it.

00:51:40.780 And she was with people she's safe and comfortable with.

00:51:42.820 Imagine if there was a stranger in that circle.

00:51:45.160 They'd be like, what's wrong with that girl?

00:51:48.120 Why is she doing that?

00:51:49.840 I'd be like, sometimes she does that when she gets excited.

00:51:51.760 The recreation is really good too.

00:51:56.780 And it was like falsetto.

00:51:58.280 Like she just like had a good vibrato on it and everything, but it was just high pitch

00:52:01.640 and random.

00:52:02.620 Sometimes you got to let a, and it was a little spooky.

00:52:04.980 Sometimes you got to let a girl let's out.

00:52:10.000 These gays, they're trying to kill me.

00:52:13.040 They're trying to kill me.

00:52:14.820 All my friends are gay and that's a problem for me when they try to kill me.

00:52:18.600 Okay.

00:52:19.560 Fun facts.

00:52:20.520 Are you ready?

00:52:21.440 Yes.

00:52:21.920 Okay.

00:52:22.260 This first one's pretty tame.

00:52:23.440 It says you were an RA in college, which I feel like I already knew.

00:52:26.100 Yes.

00:52:26.300 I drank with all my residents.

00:52:27.960 I don't give a fuck.

00:52:28.860 Like I did not, I didn't, allegedly.

00:52:31.400 Allegedly.

00:52:31.980 Yeah.

00:52:32.300 I was like, guys, just, and if you see me out and I'm drunk, don't talk to me.

00:52:36.240 Yeah.

00:52:36.500 That's when we had our meeting and I was like, guys, if you see me out and I'm wasted, I'm

00:52:39.480 underage too.

00:52:39.900 Don't talk to me.

00:52:40.440 Yeah.

00:52:41.440 Let's keep it cool.

00:52:42.340 Yeah.

00:52:42.740 I was like.

00:52:43.240 It's that audio on TikTok.

00:52:44.420 I'm not a cop.

00:52:45.160 I'm not a cop.

00:52:45.660 Yeah.

00:52:45.940 So.

00:52:46.700 I was like, you don't get me in trouble.

00:52:48.080 I won't get you in trouble.

00:52:49.060 You're right.

00:52:49.500 Bound in blood.

00:52:50.420 I like that.

00:52:50.960 Okay.

00:52:51.260 This one says you worked at a, as a cashier at Hemisphere's fine furnishings.

00:52:57.300 Oh, fuck yeah.

00:52:58.060 For four months.

00:52:58.700 Oh, fuck yeah.

00:52:59.980 I worked at this Christian furniture store.

00:53:02.180 I got hired for my smile.

00:53:06.720 I got hired for my smile.

00:53:08.480 I think he was like, we need a gay guy on the staff.

00:53:10.440 Right.

00:53:11.060 But I was straight still.

00:53:11.840 But one that's not still so in your face.

00:53:14.400 Yeah.

00:53:14.620 That's what it picked you.

00:53:15.380 Because I'm so butch.

00:53:16.280 Yeah.

00:53:16.840 So they were like, they were like, we need a straight man with a good smile.

00:53:20.680 We need someone who's unexpectedly.

00:53:22.940 And they never asked me to move the furniture.

00:53:25.060 Of course they didn't.

00:53:26.000 Well, because you're the talent.

00:53:27.640 Because I'm the talent.

00:53:28.460 Yeah.

00:53:28.740 You're the face.

00:53:29.660 I was at the register pretending to type like, I don't even know what I'm doing.

00:53:33.440 I was like, welcome in.

00:53:34.880 When I worked an office job, I should not have had that job.

00:53:37.960 Oh.

00:53:38.160 I think that all the time.

00:53:39.060 I was like, when I quit that job, I made this joke when I was leaving the office and I quit.

00:53:43.920 I told my sister, I was like, you should have known by my Fashion Nova jeans, I was not going to be here for very long.

00:53:49.220 You should have known that.

00:53:50.500 You should have predicted that.

00:53:51.660 Oh.

00:53:52.080 When you clocked my tea, you should have predicted that.

00:53:54.140 Oh, you got the BBL pants on.

00:53:56.760 My Faha on at work.

00:53:58.360 You had your Faha on.

00:53:59.640 BBL jeans.

00:54:00.820 Typing at your desk.

00:54:01.660 Like, I'm not going to be here that long.

00:54:04.020 Computer's not on.

00:54:04.980 Keyboard's not plugged into anything.

00:54:06.300 Oh, you were working on Selling Sunset.

00:54:10.040 Glam light set up.

00:54:10.800 Glam light on.

00:54:12.540 Like, you guys don't even know what's coming.

00:54:14.960 You and me working an office job.

00:54:16.340 Oh, hell yeah.

00:54:16.940 For real.

00:54:17.380 We would have been so bad.

00:54:17.980 Me at Drew will follow LOC Industries.

00:54:19.760 Yes.

00:54:20.100 I clocked in.

00:54:21.580 Yeah.

00:54:22.060 Okay.

00:54:22.340 This one says, was this the first wig you ever wore?

00:54:26.300 And it's from Halloween 2017.

00:54:29.040 Oh my God.

00:54:30.160 Yes.

00:54:31.100 That literally is the first wig I ever owned.

00:54:33.700 And you know what it is?

00:54:34.500 My friend was something else for Halloween.

00:54:36.780 And she was like, this is such trash piece of shit wig.

00:54:39.200 And I said, give it to me.

00:54:40.560 And I wore that shit out.

00:54:41.840 Something changed.

00:54:42.940 I dressed up as my professor.

00:54:44.180 And then she gave me a better grade.

00:54:46.320 Because I was like, I'm Mrs. Mendenhall.

00:54:49.280 I'm like Cheryl today.

00:54:50.640 Like, I don't know.

00:54:51.900 You were a schmoozer in college too?

00:54:53.780 Like, to teachers?

00:54:54.760 The teachers love you?

00:54:55.600 I loved all my women teachers.

00:54:57.740 Like, so much.

00:54:58.880 Same.

00:54:59.060 And like, I love all my professors.

00:55:01.280 But my like, the women really like, I love them.

00:55:04.600 The girls.

00:55:04.740 They were giving it to you.

00:55:05.620 Yeah.

00:55:06.060 And that like, you know, you meet a good old Christian Texas woman.

00:55:10.580 She's going to call you honey.

00:55:12.020 She's going to like, she's going to be like, oh, sweetheart.

00:55:13.820 Like, big hair.

00:55:15.380 Like, a bad little like, oof.

00:55:17.240 I'm not doing all that.

00:55:18.040 Ooh, like a punty little French tip.

00:55:19.140 They walk in with a big.

00:55:20.400 Clack, clack, clack.

00:55:21.020 Yep.

00:55:21.300 French tip.

00:55:21.740 Yeah.

00:55:22.280 Big gulp.

00:55:23.440 Full of Diet Coke.

00:55:24.580 Full of sweet tea.

00:55:25.600 They're having 50 grams of sugar a morning.

00:55:28.200 Like.

00:55:28.260 8 a.m.

00:55:28.820 And you know, they're walking in with a good little, how y'all doing?

00:55:32.160 Oh, I loved, I loved my women professors.

00:55:34.460 You said I wanted to be them.

00:55:35.720 Yeah.

00:55:36.120 I wanted to be them.

00:55:36.900 You're like, I need to cosplay as you.

00:55:38.640 Oh my God.

00:55:39.180 I need to do drag and be, I need to do that.

00:55:42.640 A Texan woman.

00:55:43.760 Oh, that would be.

00:55:44.460 Your drag persona.

00:55:45.280 My drag persona would be a professor.

00:55:47.680 I'm here to teach.

00:55:49.300 Okay.

00:55:49.680 This last one says, we phoned a friend, Meg, and she requested that we add these fun facts.

00:55:55.860 Okay.

00:55:56.360 Okay.

00:55:56.600 This one says, you had a poop fear when you first started dating Ruben.

00:56:01.520 A poop fear?

00:56:04.560 That's from your producer.

00:56:06.200 A poop fear?

00:56:07.560 A big boobs.

00:56:09.320 Poop?

00:56:10.080 Wait.

00:56:11.520 Wait.

00:56:11.960 When did I have a poop fear?

00:56:13.560 How did you go to Jen's house to poop?

00:56:15.560 Oh, yeah.

00:56:16.520 No, actually, I did have a poop fear.

00:56:17.520 You forgetting?

00:56:18.880 Oh, but when you phrase it like that.

00:56:20.880 Okay.

00:56:21.460 So, I didn't want to poop at his house.

00:56:23.920 Right.

00:56:24.640 I wasn't going to drop a bomb that early on.

00:56:26.740 No, I'm with you.

00:56:27.820 I was like that, too.

00:56:28.840 So, I would spend the night at his house, and then I'd wake up, and I'm like, well, a girl's

00:56:34.300 got to do what a girl's got to do.

00:56:35.940 Morning down.

00:56:35.960 Yeah.

00:56:36.180 And so, I would like, like, speed walk over to my friend's house who lived probably like

00:56:40.240 four or five blocks away, knock, knock, knock, go down to the basement, I got to do my business.

00:56:46.440 I was like, I just saw my man, I got to get to work.

00:56:48.620 You going four blocks away.

00:56:51.740 I'd be like, I'd be like, oh, you having a good morning?

00:56:54.540 Okay, I'm going to leave.

00:56:55.880 And so, she was always like, Eric just comes to my house and poops.

00:56:58.940 That's crazy.

00:56:59.880 Yeah.

00:57:00.520 That's, that's really funny.

00:57:01.700 I, I had something like that when I first started dating my man, but like, it was that

00:57:05.440 my man was always chewing orange gum.

00:57:08.940 Really?

00:57:09.580 Yeah.

00:57:09.840 This, I don't think I've ever shared this story.

00:57:11.560 I don't know if I have.

00:57:12.520 Like, orange flavored gum?

00:57:13.720 Yes.

00:57:14.200 Okay.

00:57:14.580 Which, when I first started dating him, that is the gum he always had, which I couldn't

00:57:19.780 understand, but I was like, who am I?

00:57:21.780 Right?

00:57:22.600 But then, obviously, when you start kissing, like, the taste of that gum mixed with whatever

00:57:27.840 we ate, awful.

00:57:29.300 And I literally remember having a conversation with my sister.

00:57:32.360 I'm like, how do I tell him that I fucking hate that gum?

00:57:37.120 Like, how do I say that?

00:57:38.040 Like, it's, it tastes gross in the mouth.

00:57:39.540 Like, how do I say that without being a bitch?

00:57:40.720 Because like, I do kind of like this guy, so I don't want to be awful.

00:57:44.020 And she was like, dude, just tell him, like, just say, that's, that's gross.

00:57:47.020 And it stinks.

00:57:47.700 Like, it makes your breath smell weird after you eat and shit.

00:57:50.260 Because with no food, it was fine.

00:57:52.300 But like, it was after he ate.

00:57:53.820 It was just something about it.

00:57:55.080 Yeah.

00:57:55.280 And I felt so, like, insecure about saying it.

00:57:59.480 And then I, I literally, not even kidding, I made up a whole story about why I don't

00:58:03.140 like orange gum.

00:58:04.440 Really?

00:58:04.980 Yeah, girl.

00:58:05.440 I really was using my improv skills down.

00:58:07.840 Like, I literally was like, okay, so here's the thing about the orange gum.

00:58:10.500 Like, I, when I was a kid, I gave it a bunch of backstory it doesn't need.

00:58:14.940 I was like, I one time threw up after I had a piece of orange gum.

00:58:19.260 And now every time I taste it, it makes me think of throw up.

00:58:21.720 So, like, is there any way that you could just not chew that, like, when we go on dates?

00:58:26.000 And I was like, is that okay?

00:58:27.100 And he was like, oh, my God, yeah, I'm so sorry.

00:58:29.520 And he completely threw all of them in the trash.

00:58:32.240 I got rid of them.

00:58:32.760 He used to buy them in bulk.

00:58:34.080 Threw them all in the trash.

00:58:34.960 I didn't tell him I lied about that until, like, three years later.

00:58:38.800 And then one day he was like, oh, my God.

00:58:40.460 He goes, oh, because this is why.

00:58:42.100 Because it started, the lies started getting in the way.

00:58:43.680 Because I started saying, I went too far with it.

00:58:45.920 And I was like, oh, it's orange-flavored things.

00:58:48.460 So, then when I would eat.

00:58:48.900 You were added on as time went?

00:58:50.440 Yeah.

00:58:50.900 I was like, well, I would forget what I said.

00:58:53.540 So, then I would eat things that were orange-flavored.

00:58:56.060 And then he'd be like, well, don't you hate that?

00:58:57.960 Like, don't eat that.

00:58:58.600 It's orange-flavored.

00:58:59.260 Like, he was being so sweet about it.

00:59:00.720 Oh, okay.

00:59:01.320 And then I was like, I got to tell you something.

00:59:03.580 I made that up because your breath smelled bad.

00:59:05.300 And I just didn't know how to tell you.

00:59:06.340 I'm so sorry.

00:59:07.060 I'm so sorry.

00:59:07.680 Please don't break up with me.

00:59:08.860 Oh, my God.

00:59:09.500 It worked out, though.

00:59:10.140 That is so funny.

00:59:11.660 And, like, there's one thing I can't stand is when a bitch has bad breath.

00:59:15.460 I'm telling you, girl.

00:59:16.680 Oh, my God.

00:59:17.320 And it was, like, before.

00:59:18.740 And he always smelled really clean.

00:59:20.860 He was always very clean.

00:59:22.220 And that's why I was like, what is it about that gum?

00:59:25.220 Oh, my God.

00:59:25.640 I had Jasmine Masters on my podcast.

00:59:28.580 She's the anti-oop.

00:59:29.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:30.460 And she has this video.

00:59:32.100 She goes, you need to go to the dentist.

00:59:34.040 You need to ha.

00:59:35.200 And you need to get that checked out.

00:59:38.180 And that's how I feel.

00:59:39.480 It's true.

00:59:40.980 Like, it's so funny.

00:59:41.340 And I'll never forget.

00:59:42.200 And you know in this business, a lot of people's breath smells.

00:59:44.840 I was at a party last night between stink and stunk.

00:59:48.180 And it was like, they're both talking at me.

00:59:52.300 I was fighting for my life, Drew.

00:59:55.060 It was crazy.

00:59:56.960 The worst thing about my mom and sister have, like, bloodhound noses.

01:00:03.080 So they can smell bad things from a mile away.

01:00:06.260 If I can smell it, bitch, it's bad.

01:00:08.960 And my sense of smell is not very good.

01:00:11.460 So if I can smell it, holy fuck, get away from me.

01:00:14.560 I literally want to be like a cat when you go, like, in their face.

01:00:18.200 Like, that's what I want to do with Listerine spray.

01:00:19.860 I just want to spray it in there real quick while they're talking.

01:00:22.460 Yeah.

01:00:22.760 I'd be like, oh.

01:00:23.280 Let's get it together.

01:00:26.140 Let's get it together.

01:00:27.460 In the business of talking, girl.

01:00:29.280 In the business of talking, they need more breath mints out there.

01:00:32.740 I know.

01:00:33.380 In this business.

01:00:33.960 I get scared.

01:00:34.900 And then when they drink, too.

01:00:36.700 Like, mama.

01:00:38.520 It's bad.

01:00:38.780 This is really crazy.

01:00:40.420 You ever, like, eat something and you feel the burp and you're like, I know what's going

01:00:43.080 to stink.

01:00:43.640 Yes.

01:00:44.740 Yes.

01:00:45.320 That's like, ooh.

01:00:46.500 We literally will announce it to the room.

01:00:48.320 Like, if I eat something crazy or I'm piling things on top of each other, I'm like, my breath

01:00:52.460 is probably kicking right now, bitch.

01:00:54.800 Get away from me.

01:00:55.560 But it's called self-awareness.

01:00:56.860 You need it.

01:00:57.920 A lot more people need it.

01:00:59.160 Self-awareness.

01:00:59.860 Come on the pod.

01:01:00.840 Self-awareness.

01:01:01.560 Come on the pod.

01:01:02.800 Okay.

01:01:03.440 Last one.

01:01:04.620 They said to ask you if you have a pup kink.

01:01:11.900 They made me violate HIPAA just now to ask you that.

01:01:15.760 So, no.

01:01:17.980 Sure.

01:01:19.380 No.

01:01:19.980 Okay.

01:01:20.700 This is so crazy.

01:01:22.680 Yeah.

01:01:22.900 Instead of drag persona, that's your fursona.

01:01:26.080 Oh, my God.

01:01:28.020 Imagine.

01:01:29.120 Imagine.

01:01:29.860 And here's my head.

01:01:30.800 No, like, I don't have, I don't know why she would say that.

01:01:36.200 I literally was talking about it on my podcast.

01:01:38.840 I was like, I went to this gay bar, this, like, famous gay bar in Dallas.

01:01:43.400 It's called Roundup.

01:01:44.640 Okay.

01:01:44.940 And it's the type of gay bar where it's every single person, every single type of gay person

01:01:49.940 in Dallas goes to one bar.

01:01:51.380 Oh, interesting.

01:01:51.960 And it's funny because it's, like, all rounded up.

01:01:53.900 Like, there's, like, masculine.

01:01:56.220 Like, there's literally gay cowboys who, like, they just look straight.

01:01:58.700 There's, like, twinks in silk suits.

01:02:00.100 There's, like, muscle guys in, like, harnesses.

01:02:04.020 Right.

01:02:04.500 It's literally, like, every type of gay guy.

01:02:06.540 Like, there's bears.

01:02:07.680 There's, like, twinks.

01:02:08.420 Like, it's so funny.

01:02:10.200 Which is, like, you don't get that in big cities because everyone has their little areas.

01:02:13.260 Yeah.

01:02:13.560 But in Dallas, everyone goes to the same thing.

01:02:15.140 And I was saying, like, that was the first time I ever saw a pup.

01:02:18.380 I went upstairs to, like, get some fresh air outside.

01:02:21.120 Right.

01:02:21.560 And there was a guy on all fours with a leash and a pup mask.

01:02:25.340 And I was, like, what is going on?

01:02:29.140 I was, like.

01:02:29.820 What kind of establishment are you running here?

01:02:32.100 I was, like, gay people are crazy.

01:02:34.000 I was so, I was, like, what?

01:02:37.340 And then for a long time I would be, like, I saw a guy dressed as a dog.

01:02:42.040 Like, and I didn't know it was such a big.

01:02:43.880 The pup world is crazy.

01:02:45.800 I didn't know it was such, like, a kink thing.

01:02:47.820 Yeah, girl.

01:02:48.460 Like, I didn't know it was, like, such a big thing.

01:02:51.100 No shame.

01:02:51.960 No tea.

01:02:52.620 No tea, no shade.

01:02:53.520 I was just, like, so shocked.

01:02:55.660 It is.

01:02:56.080 It's a culture shock.

01:02:57.040 I was, like, a fresh gay bee.

01:02:58.600 I was, like, oh, my God.

01:03:00.060 I've never seen this before.

01:03:01.700 That's true.

01:03:02.260 And so I don't personally.

01:03:03.760 I'm not into it.

01:03:05.160 Right.

01:03:05.680 It does fascinate me.

01:03:07.780 Because, like, what do you mean you want to be like.

01:03:09.380 Like, I'm, like, whoa.

01:03:13.900 Like, I, like, I guess I can see, like, where people are just, like, interested in, like,

01:03:18.920 playing pretend and stuff.

01:03:20.360 Right.

01:03:21.000 But I'm, like.

01:03:22.560 Yeah, there is, like.

01:03:23.720 How does Scooby do it?

01:03:24.640 There.

01:03:27.600 You got me Scooby-dooing.

01:03:29.860 That's actually so funny.

01:03:31.740 When I went to Long Beach Pride one year, we walked around the whole thing.

01:03:36.280 And we walked through a tent that was, like, all pup stuff.

01:03:40.240 And there were lots of pups in there.

01:03:42.080 Yeah.

01:03:42.420 And they had, like.

01:03:44.380 And I'm not being funny when I say this.

01:03:46.140 Like, it looked like a pet store.

01:03:47.360 I'm not being funny when I say that.

01:03:48.680 Like, it does look like a pet store.

01:03:50.000 Like, they hang up, like, a ton of stuff.

01:03:52.080 So they have all kinds of, like, tools for this lifestyle.

01:03:56.280 But I literally was, like, whoa.

01:03:58.120 When I saw it, I was so shocked.

01:03:59.480 Yeah.

01:03:59.940 I'd never seen it before.

01:04:00.880 It's shocking.

01:04:01.800 Yeah.

01:04:02.020 It's not bad.

01:04:02.740 It's just shocking.

01:04:03.080 Especially because I was so unaware at the time.

01:04:05.120 Right.

01:04:05.520 I feel like if I was aware of it before, I would have been, like, oh, that's what I've seen.

01:04:09.860 No, you're right.

01:04:09.880 Because I was already aware of pups.

01:04:11.420 So when I saw it, I was, like, interesting.

01:04:13.020 I've just never seen, like, a whole booth.

01:04:14.440 Oh, so you're into it.

01:04:15.320 So you're into it.

01:04:16.060 The same way you are.

01:04:18.020 Are?

01:04:22.820 Poop fear and pup kink.

01:04:25.300 You're a man of many hats.

01:04:27.220 My lesbian set me up.

01:04:29.240 Get her out of here.

01:04:30.220 Guards, check them for guns.

01:04:33.320 Jason.

01:04:34.500 Noelle.

01:04:35.140 We need Noelle on the job.

01:04:36.880 That's the security.

01:04:37.920 For real.

01:04:38.200 For real.

01:04:38.860 Call her.

01:04:39.400 We need her.

01:04:40.380 Actually.

01:04:41.080 Well, thank you so much for coming on the pod.

01:04:43.020 I had so much fun.

01:04:43.900 I'm so glad we could unpack your poop fears, your pup kinks.

01:04:47.920 Guys, go watch my podcast.

01:04:49.220 We talk about poop fear and pup kinks.

01:04:52.380 The way, like, no joke, we talk about poop on my pod.

01:04:56.100 It happens all the time.

01:04:57.740 Like, why are y'all always talking about poop?

01:04:59.000 Honestly, same.

01:04:59.760 I talk about, like, diarrhea crazy on here.

01:05:02.820 The episode you came on, on mine, someone submitted a story about how their man left

01:05:06.180 a poop stain on the sheets.

01:05:07.400 A shit stain on the bed.

01:05:09.260 A skiddy on the sheets, bitch.

01:05:11.260 It's unbelievable.

01:05:12.560 And you ever had a poop so bad you had to shower after?

01:05:15.340 Oh, my God.

01:05:16.020 Hell, yeah.

01:05:16.800 You got a hose off.

01:05:18.000 You're like, oh, my God, spray me with a fire hose, bitch.

01:05:20.340 And he showered like I'm in prison.

01:05:21.900 I have to tell you one thing.

01:05:23.480 Someone just came on my pod.

01:05:25.320 This shocked me.

01:05:26.260 He was having sex with someone like he was bottoming.

01:05:30.040 And then the guy goes, I smell shit.

01:05:32.940 Hold on.

01:05:33.680 So he takes the condom off, smells the condom.

01:05:36.420 And he's like, oh, it doesn't smell bad.

01:05:38.840 Like, it doesn't smell like shit.

01:05:40.160 Turns out the guy who was topping was like laying down and shat himself on the bed.

01:05:46.220 And that's what he was smelling?

01:05:47.180 And he was smelling his own shit.

01:05:48.280 But your friend didn't smell it?

01:05:49.820 No.

01:05:50.340 And then after he said it, he started smelling it, too.

01:05:54.000 And he's like, I don't think that was me.

01:05:56.720 Like when your dog goes in the house and you're all, where did you poop?

01:05:59.800 Where?

01:06:00.580 Looking for it?

01:06:01.520 What do you mean the top took the poop?

01:06:05.860 The tops are pooping?

01:06:07.000 Hold on.

01:06:07.720 Hold on.

01:06:08.160 Tops are pooping.

01:06:09.160 You're not even, you don't even have to deal with anything back there.

01:06:12.660 And you shat?

01:06:13.780 He said, oh, just kidding.

01:06:14.960 It's me.

01:06:15.560 Never mind.

01:06:16.340 It's my bath.

01:06:17.280 It was just me.

01:06:18.540 Oh, my God.

01:06:19.780 The way he also smelling the condom.

01:06:22.040 What's the matter with you?

01:06:23.000 I'm like, damn, you were serious?

01:06:24.320 You know what poop looks like.

01:06:25.560 You don't need to smell it.

01:06:26.380 You could smell the shit, but you couldn't feel it coming out.

01:06:28.860 There was a problem there.

01:06:30.940 Oh, my God.

01:06:31.660 Have you ever seen that meme?

01:06:32.740 That's like, sorry, sorry.

01:06:36.980 Last thing, last thing.

01:06:38.960 Have you ever seen that joke?

01:06:40.840 That's like, I can change him.

01:06:43.600 Did he shit himself?

01:06:50.300 That's great.

01:06:51.260 The top is, the tops are pooping.

01:06:57.000 Since when?

01:06:58.220 Since when?

01:06:59.320 Since when?

01:07:00.980 Oh, my God.

01:07:01.900 You got to do everything around this goddamn house.

01:07:03.560 I do want to tell you one more joke I made at Wicked.

01:07:06.000 When I met, I saw my friend Kaylin Allen there.

01:07:08.340 Do you know Kaylin Allen?

01:07:09.340 I think so, yeah.

01:07:10.100 I love him.

01:07:10.540 He's so great.

01:07:11.420 But I saw him there.

01:07:12.320 He looked fabulous.

01:07:13.160 When we were talking, he's like, oh, girl, you look good.

01:07:15.380 And he was wearing, I think, like a green suit.

01:07:17.760 It was really beautiful.

01:07:18.880 I was like, so do you.

01:07:19.640 And I was like, I went for the road.

01:07:22.100 You know, like, everyone went for pink or green.

01:07:23.620 I went for the road.

01:07:24.320 And he was like, oh, I know that's right.

01:07:25.920 And I go, but never a brick.

01:07:27.620 And then we laughed.

01:07:31.340 Anywho, I just wanted to tell Eric that joke because I knew he would laugh.

01:07:34.060 Oh, that's a good one.

01:07:34.980 Oh, thanks.

01:07:35.940 Well, your tops are pooping one.

01:07:37.000 That one really killed me.

01:07:38.340 Damn, the tops are pooping.

01:07:39.820 The tops are pooping, bitch.

01:07:41.720 Brick tops.

01:07:42.640 No.

01:07:42.940 No, no, no.

01:07:44.140 Cut that.

01:07:46.200 I was trying to do final notes.

01:07:47.640 It came out wrong.

01:07:51.500 No.

01:07:52.380 No, no, no.

01:07:53.920 Cut that.

01:07:54.460 Cut that.

01:07:54.820 Okay.

01:07:55.080 Well, thank you so much for coming back for the third time.

01:08:00.460 I fucking love you.

01:08:01.300 We can't shut up.

01:08:02.240 No, we can't.

01:08:03.580 We have too much to talk about.

01:08:04.720 Wild Wild Web with Eric Sedanio.

01:08:06.060 Yes.

01:08:06.480 I was going to say, for the two people who don't know you, where can everybody find you?

01:08:09.900 Okay, guys.

01:08:10.500 Guys, follow me on all platforms at Rico Taquito.

01:08:13.360 And I do have a podcast.

01:08:14.900 Yes.

01:08:15.380 It's new-ish.

01:08:17.240 It is.

01:08:17.820 Yeah.

01:08:18.140 It's new.

01:08:18.420 I just came out with it not too long ago.

01:08:19.900 It is about the internet.

01:08:21.620 Wild Wild Web with Eric Sedanio.

01:08:23.460 Yes.

01:08:23.800 Drew's on it.

01:08:24.320 Her episode's so fucking funny.

01:08:25.580 It was so fun.

01:08:26.640 It was so fun.

01:08:27.220 It was a blast.

01:08:28.320 We laughed, though.

01:08:28.920 So, guys, hit me up.

01:08:30.920 Yes.

01:08:31.360 Please go follow Eric on everything.

01:08:32.540 I know how all of you guys know who Eric is.

01:08:34.360 But also, please go check out his podcast.

01:08:36.400 It is very fun.

01:08:37.540 And you love a theme.

01:08:38.780 Love a theme.

01:08:39.420 You love a theme.

01:08:40.200 And he sticks to a theme.

01:08:41.360 But thank you all so much.

01:08:42.480 Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Eric Sedanio.

01:08:46.300 Don't forget to follow him and go check out his podcast.

01:08:48.980 Thank you so much for coming.

01:08:49.780 I fucking love you.

01:08:50.460 I love you, too.

01:08:51.020 You're the best.

01:08:51.780 Oh, my God.

01:08:52.420 Thank you all so much for tuning in.

01:08:53.920 Bye.

01:08:54.320 I love you.

01:08:54.860 And I hope you enjoyed this episode.

01:08:56.200 Don't forget, new episodes come out every Wednesday.

01:08:58.640 You can stream the episodes on all streaming platforms.

01:09:00.560 The audio, but the video lists are free and exclusively on our favorite platform, Spotify.

01:09:05.120 Thank you so much for tuning in.

01:09:06.540 Thank you so much to my amazing guest, Eric.

01:09:08.060 And I'll see you next week.

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The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - February 18, 2026

POOP FEAR AND PUP KINKS Ft. Eric Sedeño ｜ Episode 209

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