The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - February 16, 2022


Shaving My Head and Eyebrows？! ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION with Drew Afualo ｜ Ep. 1

Topics
CrossFit makeup
Hosted by
Drew Afualo
Mentioned
Sarah Schauer Drew Thumbs Down Brittany Broski Dude Valentine Nicola Coughlan Stewie Griffin Elliot Stabler F***ing Gollum Florence Pugh Olivia Benson LeBron James Sandy Cheeks Steve Harvey Kim Possible Nate Jacobs Nick Jonas MyFitnessPal Christopher Lululemon and 6 more
Analyzing Your Relationships ｜ THE COMMENT SECTION with Drew Afualo ｜ Ep. 2

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Length

32 minutes

Words per minute

221.84

Word count

7,270

Sentence count

1,039

Harmful content

Misogyny

21

sentences flagged

Toxicity

153

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Hate speech

25

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Summary

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In the very first episode of The Comment Section, Drew and Drew are joined by Sarah Schauer to talk about body neutrality, body positivity, and why we should all be body positive. Also, we talk about Valentine's Day and why it's never out of style.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 You put cream cheese in bell peppers, sandwich it with cheese and ham, and then you're happy?
00:00:06.440 That would be like the intro sentence to my suicide note.
00:00:09.680 What's up, y'all? It's Drew, your girl, that bitch on TikTok, period. And welcome to the 1.00
00:00:14.840 very first episode ever of the comment section show. They can't cheer, but they're definitely
00:00:21.060 here. There's definitely people here. I'm not by myself. I promise. Anyways, on this very first
00:00:25.420 episode, I'm so incredibly honored and grateful to have the one, the only, the amazing, wonderful
00:00:31.460 Sarah Schauer. Thank you so much. Sarah is so iconic. For those of you who know, if you
00:00:37.120 know, you know, Sarah's an OG Viner. So Sarah's been on the internet forever. She's been an
00:00:42.500 icon, alleged, for the longest time. So I'm so excited to have you because you're so funny.
00:00:47.100 So I know that you and I are going to rip new assholes today. Are you excited? I'm ready 0.97
00:00:51.340 to make a new asshole. Everyone bend over. We're going to rip new assholes across the 1.00
00:00:56.320 board for everyone. Let's show holes. For those of you who don't know too, Sarah is also on 0.99
00:01:01.820 YouTube at Sarah Schauer. Yes. YouTube, Twitter, Instagram. Yes. All of them. Sarah Schauer
00:01:07.380 on all of them. Every single one of them go follow you immediately. You have to. Sarah is
00:01:12.320 one of the funniest people on the internet, but also Sarah has a podcast with the very famous
00:01:17.480 Britney Broski, your cousin slash roommate. Yes. Right. Uh huh. It's called violating 0.99
00:01:22.160 community guidelines and we explore all the weird and wacky parts of the internet, which
00:01:25.840 is so funny because you're a Zillow gone wild series with Britney. One of the funniest things 0.62
00:01:30.900 I've ever seen. It's so bizarre, but so funny. Oh my God. I think you have a really, a really
00:01:36.360 like niche talent for like finding weird shit and making it funny. Yeah. Like weird off 0.94
00:01:41.900 pudding almost. It's because I'm weird. Okay. So for this very first episode, we're kicking
00:01:46.980 this off a couple of days after Valentine's day. So as far as I'm concerned, you know,
00:01:50.640 she's dead. She's gone. I do have a Valentine, but whatever it's done, but you know, what's
00:01:54.740 never out of style for me personally is self love. And especially when it comes to your body,
00:02:00.580 loving your body and specifically body neutrality, which is going to be our topic of discussion
00:02:05.480 for today. So I wanted to ask Sarah, what are your personal experiences, thoughts, initial
00:02:10.640 thoughts maybe on like body neutrality and like your experience with it? I think it's
00:02:14.660 pretty interesting. Like the idea that it's like your body is not like neither good nor
00:02:18.200 bad. It's just is. Yeah. You know, you feel like God, like I am. I just simply exist.
00:02:23.180 I know. Right. And all knowing. Yeah. On top of that. Omnipotent. Ethereal. I like it.
00:02:29.260 I'm like Switzerland with myself. I'm not getting involved. I don't know what's happening back
00:02:32.740 there. And I don't want to know, to be fair, my experience with body neutrality, I feel like
00:02:37.180 it's more positive than more positive, I guess is ironic, but it's more accurate, I would say
00:02:41.860 than body positivity, I guess, because I'm all for the idea that you could just exist. Like you said,
00:02:47.940 it's not a factor, a determining factor of whether or not you're worthy or you're worthy of love or
00:02:53.160 you're worthy of respect. Yes. No matter what your outside looks like, you're worthy of love.
00:02:58.120 To really help me get into this comment section, right? We needed to talk about body neutrality
00:03:07.280 because we all need to be on the same page because we're going to talk about body shaming
00:03:11.200 specifically, especially when it comes to men, right? Because they, they stay, they stay do that. 0.59
00:03:18.060 For those of you who are listening, Sarah, just give a really big thumbs down and period,
00:03:21.560 to be honest. I don't know. How has your relationship been as far as like with your own body? You don't have
00:03:26.460 to go into detail if you don't want to, but just like your experience with body positivity versus
00:03:30.500 body neutrality. As for right now, I don't know if I've ever been like body positive. I've been like,
00:03:35.780 I've had like, I don't know. I wouldn't refer to myself as body positive, more body neutral. I
00:03:39.780 honestly agree so, so much because for me, I almost explained my confidence as like borderline
00:03:45.140 delusional. My body was never a factor to me. Like I never was aware really of its weight on like how
00:03:51.140 people perceive me until I was probably like in my earlier twenties. Even when I was like a kid,
00:03:56.920 I was just like, and like, it just didn't, didn't bother me literally at all. It didn't affect how
00:04:01.360 I saw myself. No. And I think that's cause probably like, we're like more straight sizes. So I assume
00:04:06.180 if you're like plus size, this is probably something that you factor in like every single day. Yeah.
00:04:10.200 It's definitely a privilege, I think. But I think the only thing about my body was like,
00:04:13.000 I hated being tall. Yeah. Yeah. You're a lot taller than I thought you would be.
00:04:16.300 I'm five, six, but I also have platforms on. I knew it. I literally guessed five, six. I was
00:04:20.560 like, when I, after I met you in person, I was like, I bet you Sarah's five, six. I'm super average.
00:04:24.700 Yeah. I, you're just so much taller. I thought you were like five too. When I saw you online.
00:04:28.100 I wish. Oh my gosh. So cute. I know so little. I'm just, I can't reach the top shelf. I wear my
00:04:33.520 sleeves over my hands cause I'm just so small. My roommate has to pick me up so I can get my cereal
00:04:37.700 box. Oh my God. I'm so small. I just, you could just pick me up and toss me around. I blow away in the
00:04:42.460 wind. Yeah. What's funny is people think I'm short, which I find odd. I've never been
00:04:47.020 short. I don't know if I thought of you as short. I thought you was like average height.
00:04:50.240 No. Yeah. I'm six feet tall, but I did think you were Australian. I was five, four when I
00:04:53.560 was 10. Oh, so is that bad? You know, like when someone's like my baby is reading it like
00:04:59.400 two years, I'm like, I have no idea if that's bad or good or concerning. Yeah. Yes. I don't
00:05:06.040 know. Like five, four, 10 years old. You're like fifth grade. Yeah. Fifth grade. Yeah. Oh wait.
00:05:10.400 That's, that's how tall I am. Oh wait. Yeah. Wait. No, but that's not bad. Yeah. It's
00:05:15.640 just, it's a little frightening. I would say it's jarring for the average human because
00:05:20.020 they'd be like, what is this high school kid doing here? Do you get like height jokes
00:05:22.640 like basketball, weather up there? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Weather up there was like probably
00:05:27.180 when I was like 12, but then see like what's scarier as like five, four going into sixth grade.
00:05:32.420 Then when I go to seventh grade, I grew four inches in one summer. Damn. So people were 0.99
00:05:37.100 like, who the f**k is this? Like when I came back, they were like, okay, LeBron James, 0.98
00:05:41.120 get the f**k out of here. It's like those like people in Netflix series who are like clearly 0.71
00:05:44.520 27 pretending to be like a 13 year old. Yeah. Like I literally, it was like Nate Jacobs
00:05:48.640 in middle school. Yeah. Like I was euphoria in high school. I looked like a 32 year old,
00:05:52.740 but I'm like, I'm a senior in high school, 17. Oh, what am I going to do for college?
00:05:56.340 But I'm also a Polynesian. So I think it kind of checks out. Most of us are large. So.
00:06:00.580 Really? Yeah. Is that a Polynesian thing? Yeah.
00:06:03.120 Yeah. A big, big body dance. You went to the university of Hawaii. Oh my God. This is all like,
00:06:07.020 it's all clicking. Oh my God. I don't know if I'm just stupid. Cause now I just noticed your
00:06:11.020 tattoo. This is all making so much more sense. There you go. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.
00:06:16.240 So I think now, since we went over well into the description of body neutrality and basically
00:06:22.280 our experiences with it, I think we both pretty privileged as far as like not having too much stock
00:06:27.720 in what we look like to like a later age. Yeah. When you're in those developmental ages is like,
00:06:32.320 I think when it's super, super harmful, cause you're like, you know, you're watching TV,
00:06:36.540 you're watching social media. So you start to compare and all that kind of stuff.
00:06:39.760 Thankfully I have really bad ADHD. So like, I didn't really pay attention to like, I mean,
00:06:43.480 I understood that like models and like stuff like we're, you know, skinny and stuff like that,
00:06:47.960 but I didn't really like pay attention to them. Yeah. Just too much to other things to focus on.
00:06:52.240 Yeah. Like nothing at all.
00:06:55.720 But honestly, that's like a really great transition to like go into what we're going to do
00:07:00.340 typically on every episode. So every episode of the comment section show, we're going to go over
00:07:04.860 two videos that I was tagged in. And like we said earlier, we're going to rip those assholes up. 0.99
00:07:10.020 Yeah. Just new holes everywhere. New holes for everyone. I'm like Oprah, but you get a new hole. 0.99
00:07:14.480 Yeah. And you get to decide where it goes. Underneath your seat is a new hole.
00:07:18.240 Look under your seat, pull down your pants. There's your new hole.
00:07:21.620 Bend over, like when you stand up, bend down, pull your pants down, look under your seat. 0.98
00:07:26.020 That's how you find your new hole. That's basically what we're going to do.
00:07:28.520 So going into this first video, right? Essentially the gist of it, I mean, men with podcasts.
00:07:35.720 Yeah. Right. So, which is red flags, sirens everywhere. Yeah. Immediately.
00:07:40.360 Men should not have podcasts.
00:07:42.320 Men should not have rights. I'm just kidding. I'm not. 0.72
00:07:46.420 So these two men are talking, they're having a discourse. They're both like meatheads, right?
00:07:51.700 Yeah. Gym bros. So is the discourse nuanced in any way? No.
00:07:56.020 No. Right. Real surface level. Uh-huh.
00:07:58.620 And they're basically talking about a plus size model specifically.
00:08:03.180 Like, I don't know if they were talking about her specifically, but they put a picture of her on the video.
00:08:06.900 So I would assume that's who they're attacking. And she's a plus size model. 1.00
00:08:10.180 And they're basically saying, like, have you seen lingerie models that are bigger? 0.99
00:08:14.020 And he's like, oh, like this body positivity shit or whatever. 0.99
00:08:17.100 And he's like, yeah, it's inappropriate. You shouldn't be glorifying that. And you're obviously diabetic. That's the whole video. 0.98
00:08:24.020 What are your initial thoughts when I describe that dog shit to you? 1.00
00:08:27.040 These guys are like stupid as shit. What's that saying? It's like, you're not the dumbest person in the world, but you should like hope that they don't die. 1.00
00:08:33.340 So like, sorry, just spit. 1.00
00:08:34.940 Dude, I f***. That's so great. I'm going to f***ing log that away forever. 0.98
00:08:38.240 So basically, I was appalled when I saw it. 0.99
00:08:42.160 If your nipples are out all the time, does that qualify you to give medical advice or a diagnosis, let alone? 0.60
00:08:46.960 Nine times out of ten, they're not even certified trainers. They just have muscles. 0.93
00:08:50.560 Yeah, I can work on my body all the live long day, but I can't give CPR.
00:08:54.440 Just because, like, I try on, like, paint, like I work on myself, you know?
00:08:57.680 Yeah, I bought a couple Lululemon leggings, so I'm going to go do open heart surgery.
00:09:01.820 Scalpel.
00:09:02.480 Yeah, I feel like because I downloaded MyFitnessPal, it means that I'm qualified to tell you that you need to go on a diet.
00:09:08.560 Yeah, I can count my calories so I can diagnose you with cancer.
00:09:11.960 That's my professional opinion. 0.99
00:09:13.860 In the comments section of my video, it was pretty apparent where everybody was, like, falling as far as, like, this is f***ing dog s***. 0.98
00:09:21.560 Yeah. 0.98
00:09:21.800 You're not even explaining even a little bit where you got diabetic from.
00:09:26.840 Like, I would pay actual money to see that man tell me how diabetes works.
00:09:32.660 Yeah, step by step.
00:09:33.780 Yeah, step by step.
00:09:34.920 Break it down for me.
00:09:35.760 Help me understand, like, how you came to that conclusion.
00:09:38.480 Diabetes is when fat.
00:09:40.560 That's all he's going to say.
00:09:42.080 That's it.
00:09:42.560 I don't know what else you need me to say.
00:09:43.940 Those are the receipts right there.
00:09:45.320 People with type 1 are like, um.
00:09:47.260 I even said in my video, like, can you even spell diabetic?
00:09:50.380 Yeah.
00:09:50.720 You know what I mean?
00:09:51.420 Have you ever heard of the term A1C?
00:09:53.300 Turn off autocorrect and no, I can't.
00:09:55.460 He's like, mm.
00:09:56.580 So, one of the comments on here said, diabetic, so he doesn't know that people of any size can have that disease? 0.88
00:10:02.580 The ignorance.
00:10:03.440 Which, again, like we said, it's operating on, like, type 2 diabetes is the only kind that exists.
00:10:09.060 And also, type 2 diabetics look a certain way.
00:10:12.040 Yes.
00:10:12.440 They all look the same.
00:10:13.460 And then this next comment says, who gave them permission to have a podcast?
00:10:17.700 Who gave them a mic?
00:10:18.600 Which I've said many times.
00:10:19.740 Is it like a setup in their own home, though?
00:10:21.420 No. 1.00
00:10:22.140 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:10:22.240 It's actually, like, in a studio. 1.00
00:10:23.600 Probably at, like, Fox or something.
00:10:24.900 Yeah.
00:10:26.180 Fox News, literally.
00:10:27.740 On the teleprompter, it's just diabetes.
00:10:30.420 Just over and over again.
00:10:31.660 Yeah.
00:10:32.040 It's just pictures of people they assume are diabetic.
00:10:34.440 But it's like someone acting it out because they can't read it.
00:10:37.280 They're, like, using phonetics to pull it out.
00:10:41.340 Before they read it, they're like, diabetes.
00:10:45.060 Diabetes, yeah.
00:10:45.680 He's like, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
00:10:47.060 He's, like, rehearsing it over and over again.
00:10:48.640 When they do mic checks, he's like, diabetes.
00:10:50.780 I'm absolutely fed up with men giving unsolicited advice about appearance, aren't you?
00:10:56.680 Yeah.
00:10:56.940 I mean, you've been on the internet forever. 0.88
00:10:58.480 For f***ing ever, dude.
00:10:59.600 So, like, people just pick apart every single thing. 0.95
00:11:02.300 No matter what you say.
00:11:03.140 Even if you're just, like, if you stood there and filmed yourself blinking for three minutes,
00:11:06.900 people would have something to say.
00:11:08.380 That's actually funny.
00:11:09.180 Because there are some hate comments that are really funny.
00:11:11.020 Like, someone said I have the vacant stare of a mule.
00:11:13.860 And so I actually went to the petting zoo, and I looked a mule in the eyes, and I was like,
00:11:18.580 this is eerie.
00:11:19.540 You're like, is that mule?
00:11:21.600 Am I looking back at myself?
00:11:23.020 I've also had someone say that I look like a candle of Florence Pugh that had melted.
00:11:27.500 I got one once where they were like, oh my god, like, I can't believe, like, I see someone
00:11:32.280 that's also wall-eyed, right?
00:11:34.620 What is wall-eyed?
00:11:35.720 Do you want to guess what animal is wall-eyed?
00:11:37.940 I don't know. 0.99
00:11:41.320 A f***ing horse. 0.97
00:11:42.500 She's like, yeah, we need more representation. 1.00
00:11:44.400 Bitch, who's we? 1.00
00:11:46.060 Wall-eyed. 1.00
00:11:47.040 Like, she's not gonna, like, my eyes are on the opposite sides of my head.
00:11:49.540 Well, you have great peripheral vision, then. 0.99
00:11:51.140 It's like, peace and love, but you look like s***, by the way. 1.00
00:11:54.480 Just, like, FYI, you look fucking awful. 0.99
00:11:57.100 Or, like, those backhanded compliments that are like, you look like you give great hugs. 0.99
00:12:00.140 Those are, like, the only comments that I'm like, damn, I'm gonna think about that for, like, a day. 0.96
00:12:03.300 Yeah. 0.93
00:12:03.720 It's like, they're supposed to be nice, but they're definitely not nice.
00:12:06.940 They're not nice.
00:12:07.800 They're really not.
00:12:08.400 You can keep your comments to yourself, which is a perfect transition into our next thing.
00:12:12.860 So, Nicole Coughlin, she's from Bridgerton, and she's like,
00:12:16.360 I want to say one of the only cast members that's a plus-size girl. 0.99
00:12:19.860 Like, the rest of them are pretty conventionally attractive and small.
00:12:23.120 She said, if you have an opinion about my body, please don't share it with me.
00:12:26.920 I mean, period.
00:12:28.300 You know what I mean?
00:12:28.780 No other context needed.
00:12:30.600 I always think, too, like, what other people think of me is none of my business.
00:12:33.660 Yeah.
00:12:34.040 You know what I mean?
00:12:34.540 So, don't tell me.
00:12:35.180 Unless it's something about being funny or, like, liking my content, that's cool.
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00:13:41.300 I think we did enough hole ripping.
00:13:44.440 Like, we really got in there.
00:13:46.260 Congrats on your new hole.
00:13:47.220 You're welcome.
00:13:48.080 They are huge.
00:13:49.000 They are enormous.
00:13:49.920 We're going to do something fun.
00:13:50.800 We're going to play a fun game that I like to call Drew Thumbs Up or Drew Thumbs Down.
00:13:55.660 Should I say thumbs up and thumbs down because we're on a podcast?
00:13:58.880 Yes.
00:13:59.160 You should say thumbs up or thumbs down.
00:14:00.680 Every time I do my thumbs down, though, I always go like, pfft, pfft, pfft, because I feel it really drives it home.
00:14:05.720 You know what I mean?
00:14:06.260 There's nothing more embarrassing than hearing, pfft, pfft.
00:14:08.480 Okay, so we're going to rapid fire, don't think, just react.
00:14:12.320 Okay.
00:14:12.540 You know what I mean?
00:14:12.960 First one, child beauty pageants.
00:14:15.060 Thumbs up.
00:14:18.220 Okay, dress codes at school.
00:14:20.240 Thumbs up, down, up, middle.
00:14:23.080 We'll come back and discuss.
00:14:24.340 Okay, because I have slick things to say.
00:14:25.820 Okay, CrossFit.
00:14:27.260 Thumbs down because I don't understand it.
00:14:29.280 Keto.
00:14:30.000 Thumbs down, I don't understand it.
00:14:32.560 Complimenting appearance.
00:14:33.760 My parents? 1.00
00:14:34.640 I f***ing hate them. 1.00
00:14:35.440 No, appearance. 0.99
00:14:36.800 Oh, oh, thumbs up.
00:14:38.480 I would never come from my mom.
00:14:39.440 A parent's tooth.
00:14:41.200 Okay, so peeing in the shower.
00:14:44.240 Thumbs up.
00:14:45.120 All right.
00:14:46.060 Men with podcasts.
00:14:47.540 Thumbs down.
00:14:48.340 And then last, a dip brow in 2022.
00:14:51.800 Thumbs up because I'm a millennial.
00:14:53.440 Okay, so we'll revisit.
00:14:54.860 We'll go back to the top so we can talk about it.
00:14:56.840 Okay.
00:14:57.020 So we started with child beauty pages.
00:14:58.720 You said thumbs up.
00:14:59.520 Like maybe like 10 up.
00:15:01.180 You know?
00:15:01.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:02.620 The babies shouldn't be wearing makeup. 1.00
00:15:04.260 A slight up.
00:15:05.280 Yeah, a slight up.
00:15:06.200 It's like an angled.
00:15:07.300 It really depends.
00:15:08.040 Like a 75%.
00:15:08.840 It could go one of two ways.
00:15:10.620 Yeah.
00:15:10.940 I feel you on that.
00:15:11.660 I've never done a beauty pageant.
00:15:12.700 Have you?
00:15:13.060 No, but I just don't like the bikini part for like little kids.
00:15:16.400 Oh, for little kids.
00:15:17.380 Yeah.
00:15:17.940 It's giving me pedo.
00:15:19.100 Yeah.
00:15:19.280 Just a little.
00:15:20.220 I thought of something funny, but I can't talk about that.
00:15:22.440 Okay.
00:15:22.880 What was next?
00:15:23.980 I think we did dress codes at school.
00:15:26.080 It really depends.
00:15:27.180 I mean, I don't like how it's all about like girls, like the shoulder. 1.00
00:15:30.260 Exactly.
00:15:30.560 The cleavage.
00:15:31.140 It's all like, they're like dress codes, but there's an asterisk and it's just for women. 0.99
00:15:34.420 Yeah.
00:15:34.840 Yeah. 0.97
00:15:35.180 The men can do literally whatever the f*** they want. 0.98
00:15:37.220 Yes. 0.99
00:15:37.640 Because if like, if you can't show your collarbones, then like you can't wear like a f***ing Stewie 0.87
00:15:41.600 Griffin shirt to school.
00:15:42.660 You know those like swap meet shirts?
00:15:43.900 It's like, it's like SpongeBob doing it drunk or something.
00:15:46.860 Oh, wait.
00:15:47.300 Do you hate those?
00:15:47.840 I don't hate them necessarily.
00:15:50.840 I just don't want to see them in middle school, I guess.
00:15:52.600 Yeah.
00:15:52.700 Me neither.
00:15:53.140 Or like cartoon characters.
00:15:54.440 They make them like do political statements.
00:15:56.100 I don't think SpongeBob is political.
00:15:57.860 I mean, if he is, he's definitely liberal left leaning.
00:16:00.240 I would say he's pretty moderate to me.
00:16:01.860 Would you?
00:16:02.440 Yeah.
00:16:02.740 Because he's like a slave to the system.
00:16:04.400 That's true.
00:16:05.200 He loves his job so much.
00:16:06.360 That is true.
00:16:07.040 Yeah.
00:16:07.520 Capitalism has him in a chokehold.
00:16:08.860 I would say Squidward is a liberal.
00:16:10.400 Yeah.
00:16:10.580 Sandy Cheeks is for sure Republican.
00:16:12.760 Oh, yeah.
00:16:13.240 For sure she is.
00:16:14.580 She loves Texas that much.
00:16:15.820 She's like a recount of votes.
00:16:17.280 Yeah.
00:16:17.640 She's a liberal, huh?
00:16:18.060 She's not vaccinated.
00:16:19.720 She's an anti-vaxxer. 1.00
00:16:21.100 She thinks she's being chipped.
00:16:22.480 Anyways, next one, CrossFit.
00:16:24.320 Dangerous way to work out.
00:16:25.840 That's all I know. 0.93
00:16:27.200 We talked about CrossFit once and we were like, basically, they want you to do a f***ing
00:16:31.120 hour and a half workout in 20 minutes.
00:16:33.100 Yeah.
00:16:33.520 So you can go to work at like 7 a.m.
00:16:35.880 They're like, come here, run a marathon in eight minutes and then it goes straight to
00:16:40.180 work.
00:16:40.500 You know what?
00:16:40.800 I'm a hater.
00:16:41.360 That's what I'm saying.
00:16:41.900 I'm a CrossFit hater because I don't fit in.
00:16:43.920 Me too.
00:16:44.680 Basically.
00:16:45.400 I don't fit in.
00:16:46.320 I don't CrossFit in.
00:16:48.680 Okay.
00:16:48.900 What about keto?
00:16:49.820 What is keto?
00:16:50.860 I, okay.
00:16:51.660 It's like no carbs.
00:16:52.840 I mean, can you imagine going your whole life without carbs?
00:16:55.100 No. 0.97
00:16:56.360 If I have to make a sandwich with bell peppers as the bread and shoot me in the face. 0.98
00:17:01.040 Yeah. 0.97
00:17:01.140 I'm jumping off the balcony. 0.99
00:17:02.160 Just end my life. 0.89
00:17:03.160 I don't want to be a part of that world.
00:17:05.120 You know what I mean?
00:17:06.060 Yes.
00:17:06.320 You put cream cheese in bell peppers, sandwich it with cheese and ham.
00:17:11.180 Yeah.
00:17:11.440 And then you, you're happy.
00:17:12.740 That would be like the intro sentence to my suicide note.
00:17:16.060 Also, I'm extremely allergic to dairy.
00:17:18.140 Are you?
00:17:18.840 Um, yeah, but I still eat it.
00:17:20.520 Same. 1.00
00:17:21.100 I just like shit my brains. 1.00
00:17:22.840 Same. 1.00
00:17:23.360 Same.
00:17:23.740 On Christmas Eve once, ate a mac and cheese.
00:17:26.020 Yes.
00:17:26.300 With six cheeses. 0.98
00:17:27.320 And I saw it and I said, damn, that looks so good. 0.98
00:17:29.360 She's like, yeah, six cheese. 1.00
00:17:30.580 I'm like, oh, hell yeah. 0.99
00:17:31.440 Dude, tell me why that was the worst Christmas Eve of my fucking life. 0.99
00:17:34.260 Bro, I was calling out to any higher power to save me from what the fuck I was going through. 1.00
00:17:39.860 I was lighting that bitch up all night. 1.00
00:17:42.060 I literally was trying to wrap presents and shit my brains out at the same time. 1.00
00:17:45.200 Can you imagine? 0.96
00:17:46.240 I showered multiple times because it was just like almost like sinful. 1.00
00:17:50.500 Like the shit that you take, you're like, I need to go fucking cleanse after that. 0.99
00:17:55.760 Like spiritually and physically, I need to cleanse myself. 1.00
00:17:58.480 Okay.
00:17:58.960 Last one.
00:18:00.220 We'll talk about.
00:18:00.740 I'll, I'll, I'm interested to hear like a dip brow in 2022.
00:18:03.760 You said thumbs up because you're a millennial, which I am as well.
00:18:05.880 I'm 27.
00:18:06.820 So my eyebrows are going to like, yeah, I use dip brow.
00:18:09.840 Yeah.
00:18:10.220 I'm not ashamed.
00:18:11.160 You still use it?
00:18:11.960 Yeah.
00:18:12.300 Today.
00:18:12.840 Right now.
00:18:13.480 Did you overuse it?
00:18:14.440 No, because your eyebrows look great.
00:18:15.520 Thank you so much.
00:18:16.380 Were you one of those people though that had like Sharpie brows?
00:18:18.980 Um, I had the opposite where I just like plucked them to like lines. 0.99
00:18:22.260 My main comment on Vine was like, your eyebrows look like sperm.
00:18:27.020 And I was like, you know, sometimes bullying does work because I actually fixed my eyebrows. 0.97
00:18:30.260 Because you guys are so ruthless.
00:18:31.960 You were like, you know what?
00:18:33.440 I think I need to think about this.
00:18:34.800 Okay.
00:18:35.060 So in this next section, we're going to talk about the second video I was tagged in and
00:18:41.280 it was actually one that I got pretty popular, I think for all the wrong reasons.
00:18:45.420 And then of course I came and I ripped it a new hole as we've talked about countless times
00:18:50.020 today.
00:18:50.320 We're a big fan of extra holes. 0.99
00:18:51.820 So this video is basically a kid, um, just asking a stupid question essentially, but it's 0.99
00:18:58.140 like, why are y'all trying to normalize girls with body hair? 0.98
00:19:01.060 Sorry, but no.
00:19:02.140 And like, I guess my initial reaction is like, what kind of body hair?
00:19:05.340 All the hair?
00:19:06.280 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:06.760 That's so stupid. 1.00
00:19:07.640 Cause like women have had body hair since like the fifties and then Gillette was like, 1.00
00:19:12.280 I need to sell more razors. 0.98
00:19:13.540 And they're like, how can I get women involved?
00:19:15.660 Yeah. 0.80
00:19:15.800 And they're like, look at your legs.
00:19:16.840 That shouldn't be there. 0.89
00:19:17.600 Gross. 0.53
00:19:18.040 Ew. 0.97
00:19:18.660 Gross.
00:19:18.680 Ew. 0.99
00:19:19.400 Boo.
00:19:20.160 If it's natural, I don't know how it's like, not.
00:19:22.820 Yeah.
00:19:23.140 Like it's, how is it not normalized?
00:19:24.400 If you grow it naturally, it's like normalizing skin.
00:19:27.200 It's like having teeth.
00:19:29.460 Yeah.
00:19:29.860 Having nails.
00:19:30.720 That's why I was saying what kind of hair?
00:19:32.620 Like, what if I just shaved my eyebrows off?
00:19:34.860 What'd you, how would you feel about that? 0.99
00:19:36.320 I shaved my whole f***ing head. 1.00
00:19:37.900 Like I'm, I'm Mr. Clean in this bitch. 1.00
00:19:39.880 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:19:40.280 Like, like peanut butter baby smooth.
00:19:42.040 Yeah.
00:19:42.440 You know, just f***ing buzz right down the middle.
00:19:44.460 He's like, you're on the right track, but we're thinking lower.
00:19:46.880 Yeah.
00:19:47.380 He's like, yuck.
00:19:49.300 Right.
00:19:49.620 He's like, that's not the kind of hair I was talking about.
00:19:51.280 And I think like a lot of people too have kind of unearthed this ideology that like
00:19:56.220 men who really want hairless women tend to want like small, frail, hairless. 0.97
00:20:03.040 Hey, it is what it is.
00:20:04.420 I mean, you want someone small, thin, um, no body hair, like no curves. 0.74
00:20:09.560 Yeah.
00:20:10.040 Like they don't have an opinion.
00:20:11.540 You want a kid.
00:20:12.280 Yeah.
00:20:12.540 It's a real side eye to me.
00:20:13.940 I'm like, that's interesting.
00:20:15.520 That's an interesting take where you're like, yeah, that's what I'm looking for.
00:20:19.220 Yeah.
00:20:19.880 Yeah.
00:20:20.680 Yeah.
00:20:20.880 Which is funny because a lot of these comments too that people were adding in there, someone
00:20:24.500 just put so little girls and like the kids just like, what are you talking about?
00:20:29.220 What?
00:20:29.860 Huh?
00:20:30.400 Huh? 1.00
00:20:30.840 Men who say this shit too, like how f***ing painful it is to remove hair. 1.00
00:20:34.680 Like we're talking waxing. 1.00
00:20:35.820 Uh huh.
00:20:36.060 Or like, do you know how many different ways you can remove hair?
00:20:39.240 Like, like you heard about sugaring?
00:20:40.340 Yes.
00:20:40.680 Have you ever done that?
00:20:41.400 No.
00:20:41.800 I have my entire body lasered into my arms.
00:20:44.560 Oh, how is lasering?
00:20:45.880 It's really painful.
00:20:46.620 It feels like someone's snapping a, um, like a rubber band against your skin.
00:20:49.800 Just constantly?
00:20:50.500 Yeah.
00:20:50.900 And it's around the, it really hurts.
00:20:53.020 I'm jealous.
00:20:53.780 You should.
00:20:54.000 But see, the pain is what concerns me.
00:20:55.800 But I mean, I got a tattoo, so maybe it wouldn't be that bad.
00:20:58.060 No.
00:20:58.500 Like, so they like numb you.
00:21:00.220 They can't numb you all over because apparently it slows your heart rate too much.
00:21:03.020 And I already have like arrhythmia or something.
00:21:04.900 They're like, none for you.
00:21:05.400 So it's just like, da-da-dum, da-dum, da-dum.
00:21:06.720 It sounds like a horse, like running.
00:21:08.360 A horse.
00:21:09.440 A walleye horse?
00:21:10.220 Yes.
00:21:10.660 Okay.
00:21:11.180 Just want to make sure.
00:21:12.240 Is Drew here?
00:21:12.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:13.960 Getting my pussy lasered. 1.00
00:21:16.200 They're like, wait a second, wait a second. 1.00
00:21:17.500 Okay, sorry.
00:21:17.900 I got scared.
00:21:18.420 I thought she was here for a second.
00:21:20.180 Another one of these comments says, guys that say this are attracted to pre-pubes and girls.
00:21:23.920 That was pretty on the nose, right?
00:21:25.700 I feel.
00:21:26.160 And he just responded with, what?
00:21:28.040 That's all he said.
00:21:28.600 Huh?
00:21:28.840 Never thought about it like that.
00:21:29.900 What do you mean?
00:21:31.020 What could you possibly mean?
00:21:32.260 If you were to describe your ideal woman to a sketch artist, he would draw an American 1.00
00:21:36.200 Girl doll.
00:21:36.820 It'd be Law & Order SVU.
00:21:38.280 Yeah.
00:21:38.640 You know what I mean?
00:21:39.040 It'd be like straight out of an episode.
00:21:40.740 Elliot Stabler shows up when you talk about your ideal woman.
00:21:43.860 Olivia Benson kicks your door down. 1.00
00:21:46.000 And this other comment says, man's mad he can't grow facial hair himself.
00:21:49.360 So he banned it for all females.
00:21:51.680 He wished their leg hair was on his face. 0.65
00:21:53.480 On his upper lip.
00:21:55.040 Yeah.
00:21:55.240 Like a Steve Harvey type beat.
00:21:57.280 You know what I mean?
00:21:57.820 He's just jealous.
00:21:58.580 He's like, all right, fine.
00:22:01.300 I'm jealous.
00:22:02.360 He starts playing jealous by Nick Jonas.
00:22:04.080 If I can't grow hair, no one can.
00:22:06.180 That's it.
00:22:06.740 That's it.
00:22:07.220 You're all cut off forever.
00:22:09.260 This last one says, ladies, he's right. 1.00
00:22:11.300 Let's shave our lashes, hair, and brows while we're at it.
00:22:14.060 That's what I'm saying.
00:22:14.740 Yeah.
00:22:15.260 Fully commit.
00:22:16.100 Commit to the bit.
00:22:16.960 You know what I mean?
00:22:17.440 Go fully hairless.
00:22:19.260 Fully hairless and start looking like Rufus from Kim Possible.
00:22:22.120 You know what I mean?
00:22:22.460 I can't even, the picture in my head is terrifying.
00:22:25.240 Like a completely hairless person. 0.96
00:22:28.140 Like I'm picturing like F***ing Gollum type beat. 0.95
00:22:30.620 You know what I mean? 0.95
00:22:31.400 Just truly terrifying to look at.
00:22:33.420 Yeah.
00:22:34.560 I'm just going to ruin everybody's day.
00:22:36.400 But hot to that guy.
00:22:37.360 Yeah.
00:22:37.700 But he's going to be like, oh yeah.
00:22:39.900 He's going to be like, like a cartoon character when they have like hearts popping out of their
00:22:43.700 eyes.
00:22:43.960 Yeah.
00:22:43.980 So he's like, oh.
00:22:47.740 All right.
00:22:48.300 So next we're going to do another segment where we're going to rank our comments basically
00:22:53.380 on a scale of like good to best.
00:22:57.620 Okay.
00:22:57.820 Because they're weird.
00:22:58.500 They're not hate comments.
00:22:59.560 Okay.
00:22:59.780 We get those enough.
00:23:00.700 We don't need to see those here.
00:23:01.640 Not in our safe space.
00:23:02.900 You know what I mean?
00:23:03.460 We're going to rank these comments and then I want you to like tell me whether or not you
00:23:08.000 think this is yours or mine.
00:23:09.240 Okay.
00:23:09.660 Because like I've, I have a pretty strong suspicion of which ones I think are yours, but I'm
00:23:13.140 not like a hundred percent sure because it doesn't tell me on here necessarily.
00:23:16.500 But this first one says my first boyfriend ate a live worm off the ground on our first
00:23:22.100 date.
00:23:22.900 He had asked me if I dared him and I didn't.
00:23:25.520 It's got to be one of mine.
00:23:26.320 That's what I was going to say.
00:23:28.060 I was going to say.
00:23:29.300 I literally heard, I read that and I was like, that's for sure not mine.
00:23:32.880 I think that's yours.
00:23:34.020 People just overshare and eat bugs.
00:23:35.200 It's a real, it's a real lawless land in your comments sometimes I feel like.
00:23:38.880 Yeah.
00:23:39.400 People just feel so compelled.
00:23:41.040 It's just so mentally ill. 0.99
00:23:42.280 There's so much wrong with them. 0.94
00:23:43.760 Maybe they're just so comfortable by your like presence that they just feel the need
00:23:48.160 to share.
00:23:48.720 It says, I think it's like a conversation, right?
00:23:51.140 So it says Sarah and then that Sarah says I'm gay and then it says barista.
00:23:57.580 That's great, ma'am. 0.53
00:23:58.400 But what milk would you like?
00:23:59.920 So I'm assuming it's a joke.
00:24:01.400 Yeah. 0.99
00:24:01.960 That it's very obvious what milk you drink if you are gay. 0.99
00:24:04.580 Yeah. 0.99
00:24:05.200 Oat milk is the answer.
00:24:07.040 Are you saying is this mine or your comment?
00:24:08.720 I would assume yours because your name is in it.
00:24:11.540 But I don't know.
00:24:12.660 It could be mine.
00:24:13.500 Yeah.
00:24:13.780 Well, I mean, they're probably talking about the fact that I go off on like all these weird
00:24:16.460 tangents.
00:24:17.240 Yeah.
00:24:17.580 So I'm like, you know, is anyone else's come black?
00:24:19.640 And then that's a joke.
00:24:21.300 I know.
00:24:21.580 Which is an easy.
00:24:22.320 Yeah.
00:24:22.560 And then so they're like.
00:24:23.580 It's an icebreaker.
00:24:24.300 Really?
00:24:24.600 Yeah.
00:24:24.620 They're like, it's 6 a.m.
00:24:26.340 They're like, please.
00:24:27.380 Yeah.
00:24:27.600 Stop.
00:24:27.940 Stop saying this.
00:24:28.840 Yes.
00:24:29.180 Just let me wake up first.
00:24:30.460 Just a little bit.
00:24:31.200 Just a time.
00:24:31.960 I see Britney's videos too when she posts late into the night.
00:24:35.220 Britney falls asleep at 9 a.m. every day and wakes up at 7 p.m. and then she's awake 1.00
00:24:41.440 all night.
00:24:42.000 And so that's why all of her videos come out at night.
00:24:45.000 She is so funny, dude.
00:24:46.760 I think oat milk has this weird, trendy, like bad reputation. 0.96
00:24:50.380 I think it says a gay reputation. 0.92
00:24:51.820 You think? 0.96
00:24:52.400 Yeah.
00:24:52.760 Maybe I'm just unplugged.
00:24:53.760 I don't know. 0.99
00:24:54.500 Oat milk is like a gay thing. 1.00
00:24:55.920 I'm gay. 0.98
00:24:56.320 I can say that.
00:24:56.840 That's why I said, I don't know.
00:24:59.700 I was out of tune with that.
00:25:00.660 I just love oat milk.
00:25:01.960 Yeah.
00:25:02.340 More than almond milk. 1.00
00:25:03.200 You might be gay. 1.00
00:25:04.080 What if that was what unlocked it for me? 0.99
00:25:05.920 Yeah.
00:25:06.140 I don't have a valentine, so.
00:25:08.800 So there you go right there.
00:25:10.040 Okay.
00:25:10.320 So this next one says, talk slower.
00:25:12.120 Maybe they'll understand.
00:25:13.620 Yeah.
00:25:14.020 Yeah.
00:25:14.320 I think me too.
00:25:15.300 For sure.
00:25:15.900 Not because like you talk super fast.
00:25:18.560 It's just like.
00:25:19.060 No, it's because like I, they say I use two big words.
00:25:21.520 I use like arduous.
00:25:23.060 Oh.
00:25:23.300 The word arduous.
00:25:23.980 Is it a big word?
00:25:24.920 When you're like damn near illiterate, I'm sure, I'm sure the word arduous could throw
00:25:28.620 you for a loop easily. 0.80
00:25:30.340 Okay.
00:25:30.560 The next one.
00:25:31.880 Always the guys who look like they haven't bathed in 15 years. 0.98
00:25:34.840 That could be either of us, to be honest.
00:25:36.420 Yeah.
00:25:36.800 Because you talk about men too sometimes.
00:25:38.280 Oh, wait, wait.
00:25:38.700 That was a comment.
00:25:39.380 I thought you were saying that these guys haven't bathed in 15.
00:25:41.260 Okay.
00:25:41.500 Wait, wait.
00:25:41.800 What was the comment?
00:25:42.460 It's always the guys who look like they haven't bathed in 15 years. 0.84
00:25:46.020 You.
00:25:46.380 Because men don't talk to me.
00:25:47.500 Right?
00:25:48.000 Yeah.
00:25:48.160 Never?
00:25:48.860 I'm jealous.
00:25:49.460 When I like came out as bi, half of my male audience dropped off.
00:25:53.280 Came out as a lesbian, I have about 90-10 right now. 0.99
00:25:57.300 Damn. 1.00
00:25:57.640 For like women and men. 1.00
00:25:58.680 Okay.
00:25:59.140 Last one.
00:25:59.840 It says, oh, this one's I think for sure me, but it says, does your back hurt Drew from
00:26:05.120 carrying this app?
00:26:05.940 Um, my back does hurt, but not from that.
00:26:08.760 Probably from all the dairy I eat.
00:26:10.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:26:10.860 My audience is so gay, they know to lift with their knees. 0.98
00:26:13.520 So I think that's definitely your comment. 0.98
00:26:16.640 Yeah, for sure.
00:26:17.740 I think that's for sure mine.
00:26:19.060 But honestly, it takes a ledge, like I learned from legends like Sarah on Vine back in the
00:26:25.900 day.
00:26:26.220 Stop. 1.00
00:26:26.740 I'm sucking the fart out of your ass, dude. 1.00
00:26:28.600 I'm such a big fan of yours. 1.00
00:26:30.200 I've been a fan of yours forever.
00:26:31.760 Thank you.
00:26:32.460 Honestly, let's, we'll start with the best.
00:26:34.440 I think the worm one's the best.
00:26:36.320 Oh, I was going to say the back comment is the best.
00:26:38.820 Really?
00:26:38.960 Because like, I would say that it's the most positive.
00:26:40.900 That's true.
00:26:41.700 Yeah.
00:26:42.140 The worm one really speaks to me.
00:26:43.900 I would say that's more middle, you know?
00:26:45.800 You think?
00:26:46.460 Yeah.
00:26:46.620 That's more of like a silver medal kind of thing?
00:26:48.460 It's truly the most neutral thing because like, she didn't comment on my appearance or
00:26:52.440 anything that I talked about.
00:26:53.680 It was just like, my boyfriend ate a worm.
00:26:55.400 Just in case you were wondering.
00:26:56.680 Meanwhile, I'm talking about being a waitress.
00:26:59.560 And I'm like, thank you so much.
00:27:00.920 You're like, I mean, the more you know.
00:27:02.400 So I'm grateful for the knowledge, I guess.
00:27:04.580 Yes.
00:27:04.900 Is that why you're so smart?
00:27:05.880 Yeah.
00:27:06.100 Because they keep giving me fun facts. 0.92
00:27:08.400 So you're like, I have all this unearned knowledge of shit I shouldn't know. 0.99
00:27:11.680 And then I think the worst one, probably the barista one. 0.99
00:27:15.520 Right?
00:27:16.040 Barista one.
00:27:17.060 Wait, can you say it again?
00:27:17.700 Where they said, Sarah, I am gay barista.
00:27:20.440 That's great, ma'am.
00:27:21.240 But what milk would you like?
00:27:22.440 It's uninspired.
00:27:23.300 That's what I'm saying.
00:27:23.960 That's why it's the worst.
00:27:24.640 That's why I'm saying it's real low hanging fruit.
00:27:26.140 Yeah.
00:27:26.260 That's like, ma'am, where do Wendy's? 1.00
00:27:27.920 It's like, shut the f*** up. 1.00
00:27:29.060 I'm going to kill myself. 0.99
00:27:29.760 Okay, so another thing that we like to do on this show is I like to have my guests bring
00:27:38.940 their own videos and their own comments so we can, again, rip more holes.
00:27:43.440 Like, I mean, we got to cover all the gamut.
00:27:45.780 You know what I'm saying?
00:27:46.240 Exactly.
00:27:46.340 We got a lot of terrain to cover.
00:27:47.900 We got more holes to rip.
00:27:49.180 More eyes.
00:27:49.900 Yes.
00:27:50.460 You know what I'm saying?
00:27:51.160 More wall-eyed people.
00:27:52.420 Okay, so Sarah has some videos that she actually brought.
00:27:55.060 I have some comments.
00:27:56.500 Just a couple.
00:27:57.460 Oh, comments, yeah.
00:27:58.160 Um, so I was watching Lord of the Rings and this guy thought this would be the great
00:28:02.180 time to, like, DM this to me on Instagram.
00:28:04.440 He's like, you look really good with makeup, but not so much without it. 1.00
00:28:07.260 Good thing you like pussy. 1.00
00:28:08.480 And so I said, Christopher, I have f***ed a lot of men without makeup on. 1.00
00:28:11.960 With me without being, having makeup on and then also them not having makeup on. 1.00
00:28:15.460 You need to, you need to get a job and put your dick under a blowtorch. 1.00
00:28:19.100 And then the second part he said is, I have a great job. 1.00
00:28:21.620 I just like saying get a job because it's a really funny thing.
00:28:23.560 They take it so seriously.
00:28:24.780 Yeah.
00:28:25.100 I have a job.
00:28:25.980 Yeah.
00:28:26.340 Oh, really?
00:28:27.020 Yeah.
00:28:27.200 I'll send you my W2 right now.
00:28:28.940 He said, I have a great job.
00:28:30.320 Leviticus 18, 22.
00:28:31.900 You're an abomination and God will judge you accordingly.
00:28:34.380 Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess.
00:28:36.480 You will stand before God at the great seat of judgment.
00:28:38.800 Are you saved?
00:28:39.360 I said, oh, you're one of those.
00:28:40.720 He who is without sin shall cast the first stone.
00:28:42.700 We're all sinners in the eyes of God.
00:28:44.080 You're judging me.
00:28:44.760 You're not God. 1.00
00:28:45.300 Like I said, he then put your dick under a blowtorch and rot in hell. 1.00
00:28:47.980 Dude, we're like, oh my gosh. 1.00
00:28:50.840 As soon as you went into the Leviticus thing, I'm like, yeah, bro, shut the f*** up. 0.98
00:28:55.300 All I was doing was watching Lord of the Rings because I love the third movie so much. 0.97
00:28:58.900 What else you got?
00:28:59.940 Let's hear it.
00:29:00.920 So it was on Reddit.
00:29:02.280 It has 263 views.
00:29:04.880 Reminder that makeup is the biggest fraud in history of mankind and it should be illegal.
00:29:08.660 It's just me before and after with makeup on.
00:29:11.040 I don't even look at that different.
00:29:12.880 You really don't.
00:29:13.760 You know what's crazy to me?
00:29:14.780 This whole makeup, makeup, makeup, do you really think like you have a wonderful eyeliner
00:29:20.020 going on?
00:29:20.700 You think that's natural?
00:29:21.700 Like, look at my lashes. 1.00
00:29:22.640 You think you think this shit's real? 1.00
00:29:24.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:29:25.140 And there's also like articles where it's like, guys don't like like bright makeup.
00:29:28.460 You like makeup.
00:29:29.500 You just don't want to tell that you like makeup.
00:29:31.940 I just want it.
00:29:32.780 I want it to be a game.
00:29:34.060 So the very last video we're going to talk about is one that was stitched by a man.
00:29:39.760 So it's like the original video was a girl who was working out like she's like going to
00:29:44.240 I think she was at the gym in the video.
00:29:46.340 She talked about how much she weighed and she was like, because it doesn't matter.
00:29:50.400 Like, you know, your weight doesn't determine your worth, I think is the point of her video.
00:29:53.840 Yes.
00:29:54.100 And of course, like men, because they ruin everything, everything in the world in the 0.70
00:29:58.280 history of time.
00:29:59.200 They've just tarnished all things.
00:30:01.060 Right.
00:30:01.420 They stitch it and then they turn it into a teaching moment.
00:30:04.280 I'm going to teach you why you shouldn't be proud to be that heavy.
00:30:07.620 Fatty is basically the gist of his video.
00:30:10.020 He was like, why are we normalizing this weight?
00:30:13.080 Like, that's not normal.
00:30:14.120 Men can't tell how much you weigh either.
00:30:15.540 Dude, I got pulled over one time and the cop put my weight down as 115. 1.00
00:30:18.680 I was like, you f***ing maniac. 0.99
00:30:21.180 You're literally like, thanks. 1.00
00:30:24.060 I framed that. 1.00
00:30:24.800 I was like, dude, shit. 0.99
00:30:26.320 And every time dudes like try to make fun of my weight, they literally are like, what 0.99
00:30:30.320 do you like, 320?
00:30:31.940 Look me in the eyes and tell me.
00:30:33.460 Look in my wall eyes and tell me.
00:30:35.660 They're on either side of you.
00:30:37.120 You're going to have to stand on either side of my head.
00:30:39.040 And tell me that you really think I'm 300 pounds.
00:30:42.660 You're just saying things.
00:30:43.760 A lot of times they say 250, 275.
00:30:45.920 And it's funny because that's how much they wish they weighed.
00:30:48.180 Yes.
00:30:48.560 Men constantly wish they were 250, 275.
00:30:51.100 Even if I was.
00:30:52.340 Doesn't that make me more manly than you?
00:30:53.660 If you and I were both to go try out for the NFL, the odds of me making it are very high.
00:30:57.140 You're like a kicker, sir.
00:30:58.300 Yeah.
00:30:58.480 You're more like, you know, just fun to have around.
00:31:00.940 Yeah.
00:31:01.080 Like they let him wear the jersey, but he doesn't have the uniform.
00:31:03.860 He like, he runs out the tunnel first.
00:31:05.480 You know what I mean?
00:31:06.320 So it's like supposed to be an insult to me that I'm built like the men that you idolize.
00:31:10.100 If anything, he should like you more.
00:31:11.860 Yeah.
00:31:12.000 It's in the line between the attraction.
00:31:14.460 Like it's almost like they can't tell if they want to be them.
00:31:17.380 Yeah.
00:31:17.640 Or be on them.
00:31:18.420 And this dude is literally like the perfect example of a dude like that.
00:31:21.760 Yeah. 0.88
00:31:22.060 Who like just absolutely jerk it to grown men. 0.99
00:31:26.180 And then when he sees women, he's like, oh, so gross. 0.99
00:31:29.700 Yeah. 0.99
00:31:30.560 God.
00:31:31.000 Some of these comments, though, someone was like, at least she's working out.
00:31:33.880 Uh huh.
00:31:34.200 Which isn't that your whole.
00:31:35.200 It doesn't matter.
00:31:35.580 It doesn't matter.
00:31:36.280 That's what I'm saying.
00:31:36.740 It doesn't matter.
00:31:37.320 I get fat comments all the time.
00:31:38.420 You can't even see my body in any of my videos.
00:31:41.100 Uh huh. 0.99
00:31:41.540 They don't give a shit about that. 0.99
00:31:42.580 They just trying to hurt your feelings. 0.99
00:31:43.840 Yeah.
00:31:44.220 Make you feel lesser than.
00:31:45.720 Okay, y'all.
00:31:46.300 So that's going to do it for this very first episode of the comment section show.
00:31:50.440 Thank you so much again to Sarah for joining us.
00:31:53.020 And before we go, we just want to recap really quickly.
00:31:56.160 Yes.
00:31:56.380 That for body neutrality, I think we both agree, is the way to go.
00:32:00.600 Yes.
00:32:01.020 Other, you know, other than body positivity.
00:32:03.240 Because it doesn't matter what your body looks like.
00:32:05.020 All that matters is that you deserve love and respect.
00:32:07.520 Regardless.
00:32:08.100 Right?
00:32:08.280 Every body is a deserving body.
00:32:10.140 So that's what we want you all to remember.
00:32:12.100 And also, I just once again want to thank Sarah, the most hilarious person on the internet by far.
00:32:17.660 I'm so happy that you got to join me on my very first episode of the comment section show.
00:32:21.620 Thank you for coming.
00:32:22.480 Thank you for having me.
00:32:23.460 It's been a blast.
00:32:24.260 I had so much fun.
00:32:25.300 There's so many holes.
00:32:26.440 Yes.
00:32:26.840 There's countless holes in this room now.
00:32:29.080 Every single person in here has at least six more holes.
00:32:31.200 I'm leaking.
00:32:32.920 You're welcome, by the way.
00:32:34.360 And also, I want to remind you all, if you want me to see some of these videos so we can, again, rip more holes, right?
00:32:40.900 With more guests, make sure you tag me in the comment section and you might be featured on my next show.