The Comment Section with Drew Afualo


TURN THAT YEARN UP Ft. LaurDIY & Jeremy Lewis | The Comment Section Ep. 134


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On today's episode of the Common Section Show, we're joined by the couple to end all couples, Laura and Jeremy Woo! They are two of my favourite couples in the entire world, and I'm so happy to have them on the show.


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00:00:59.940 We fill up our Stanley Cup every morning and drop ice everywhere, and we're like, man, I wish we just
00:01:04.200 had a little dog who was stoked on ice. Are you going to get that? Yeah. They're like, I just stepped
00:01:09.700 in this. The fuck? Yeah, no, like, because I, they'll just, what's wrong with you? You sloth. You barn animal.
00:01:16.580 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Common Section Show, starring me,
00:01:27.480 your fave, who cares about me, onto the guest. Today, we have the iconic, the legendary,
00:01:32.800 the couple to end all couples, Miss Laura DIY, and her husband, Jeremy. Woo!
00:01:37.860 Woo! How's it going to be?
00:01:39.860 Hello. Welcome to the show. One of my fave couples in the world. Oh my god, thanks for having us.
00:01:47.040 One of the few straight couples I'm friends with. Let's go! All my friends are gay. Same. I know, same.
00:01:51.140 Same. Us too. Us too. We're each other's token straight. It started out as a joke. Literally. It's not a joke anymore.
00:01:56.580 Yeah, it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It very quickly became not a joke. No, we are very much like the token
00:02:01.440 straight couple of so many of our gay friends. Same, same. They're always like, but you guys, it's not the same with you.
00:02:07.680 You could pass. Yeah, they're like, it's not the same with you. Like, I hate straight people, but it's not the same with you.
00:02:12.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, that's fine.
00:02:13.400 Ally. Ally.
00:02:14.680 We're all allies.
00:02:16.660 Talk Valentina.
00:02:18.420 Thank you so much for coming on the show, both of you.
00:02:20.760 I just wanted to see your mom again, to be honest.
00:02:22.600 I had that sense about you, Jeremy.
00:02:24.260 Hey.
00:02:24.680 Jeremy and my mom are like this.
00:02:27.240 Besties.
00:02:27.660 They're besties.
00:02:28.040 We got to hang out.
00:02:28.540 They bonded so quickly.
00:02:30.480 I'm so happy to have both y'all on the show. Y'all are legends, especially in the YouTube game.
00:02:35.820 Miss Laura DIY.
00:02:37.740 Hello.
00:02:38.180 You've been on the internet for a long time now.
00:02:40.120 Basically a fossil at this point.
00:02:42.660 Do you feel like a senior citizen?
00:02:44.540 Oh my God, yeah.
00:02:45.300 Because I do.
00:02:46.140 It's when people hit you with like the, oh, you're so OG.
00:02:49.900 Yeah.
00:02:50.240 I'm like, yeah.
00:02:51.540 I used to watch your videos when I was in elementary school.
00:02:53.960 Oh, it's so painful.
00:02:55.760 Like, oh my God, you raised me.
00:02:58.100 I used to watch you so much.
00:02:59.840 I'm like, hit me with that past tense.
00:03:01.720 Damn.
00:03:02.040 I used to watch you so much.
00:03:04.020 Yeah, I know.
00:03:04.040 It's the past tense that cuts so deep.
00:03:05.840 I'm like, fuck off.
00:03:07.340 They're like, I don't anymore, by the way.
00:03:08.920 I want to make sure you know that I don't.
00:03:10.520 You're not actually cool anymore.
00:03:11.780 But six years ago, you were the shit.
00:03:13.920 That's about the time I go, do you want a picture?
00:03:15.440 Here, I'll take it.
00:03:17.100 I'll take it.
00:03:17.480 Yeah, you learned how to cut the.
00:03:18.400 Yeah, I'll take it.
00:03:19.740 I love that.
00:03:20.560 But now y'all have a podcast together.
00:03:22.340 We do.
00:03:22.920 And how's that been?
00:03:23.980 How did that come about?
00:03:25.760 I would love to know.
00:03:26.520 How did it come about?
00:03:27.260 I feel like, so I have a quarterly spiral, I would say, career-wise, emotionally-wise,
00:03:32.500 personal-wise, like quarterly on a quarterly basis.
00:03:34.380 It's like incredibly consistent.
00:03:36.000 And I feel like there was a point where, again, like referencing kind of like my older content,
00:03:39.960 where I was making a content shift in terms of transitioning to like an older audience.
00:03:44.260 Yeah.
00:03:44.480 And I feel like starting a new platform, like a podcast, is like a nice clean slate to be able
00:03:49.200 to like, you know, reintroduce yourself.
00:03:51.360 Yeah.
00:03:51.960 And this was kind of, I think it was right before COVID started too.
00:03:55.740 And so the only co-host and best option, obviously, is the one that was in my COVID bubble.
00:04:03.260 Obviously.
00:04:03.900 Not that Moose and Diggy.
00:04:04.820 In-house staff.
00:04:05.320 In-house staff.
00:04:06.060 Not that Moose and Diggy don't have like so much great things to say.
00:04:08.460 Of course they do, but.
00:04:09.500 They couldn't turn the camera on.
00:04:10.500 They couldn't turn the camera on.
00:04:11.460 And Jeremy is a tech whiz.
00:04:13.120 I mean, you saw our house and our setup and stuff.
00:04:15.180 Yeah.
00:04:15.500 Yeah.
00:04:15.680 Your house is, your studio is insane.
00:04:18.240 It's a.
00:04:18.680 I know, when I was telling Lauren about it, she was like, oh, this is all.
00:04:21.480 I was like, I have no idea what's going on.
00:04:22.800 Like I can press a record button and that's about it.
00:04:25.740 Well, I'd love to know y'all, y'all's origins.
00:04:28.920 How y'all met, how y'all came to be.
00:04:31.700 Yeah.
00:04:32.200 Go ahead.
00:04:33.000 Well, it was work adjacent.
00:04:34.640 Wait, you guys are a hinge couple, yeah?
00:04:36.320 Yes.
00:04:36.520 Well, yes and no.
00:04:36.860 Okay, so kind of, kind of.
00:04:38.140 They're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, really quick.
00:04:39.860 With a clause.
00:04:40.780 You start, I'll go on.
00:04:42.480 So we, were you online during the era of the Roast Yourself rap parody music?
00:04:48.240 I think so, yeah.
00:04:48.960 Yeah, okay.
00:04:49.740 Not like a, not an era that I'm proud of to have participated in.
00:04:53.400 Did it print money?
00:04:54.560 Yes, absolutely.
00:04:55.180 Of course it did.
00:04:55.920 Do I still get a check from Spotify?
00:04:57.120 Yes.
00:04:57.520 Of course it did.
00:04:59.220 But in that era, we were both in other relationships and the company that Jeremy worked for, which
00:05:04.900 was like an independent music distributor, had partnered with my management company.
00:05:08.920 So, little old me in 2015, 16, trying to put my parody music on Spotify, got partnered with
00:05:16.160 Jeremy's company, and he was the liaison between me and the platform, and so we had
00:05:21.780 multiple calls and emails back and forth two years before reconnecting and being single.
00:05:27.700 That's crazy.
00:05:28.700 Which, you thought I was gay.
00:05:30.180 Yeah.
00:05:31.280 You left out the most important part.
00:05:33.340 So sorry, so sorry.
00:05:34.420 Which, which, like, fast forward five years, made it into my vows, which was, literally
00:05:40.660 into his vows at the wedding.
00:05:41.740 Oh, man, a tale as old as time.
00:05:43.320 Yeah.
00:05:43.620 You know, like, we, I found him on social media, and I was like, oh, shit, I was like,
00:05:46.820 Jeremy's with a, with a woman.
00:05:47.800 I was like, sick.
00:05:48.480 I was like, I love that for a minute.
00:05:49.960 Wait a second.
00:05:51.620 Look at his hair.
00:05:52.520 His hair is so good.
00:05:53.560 Thank you.
00:05:54.140 And, like, his social skills, he can, like, carry us, like, speak a full sentence.
00:05:57.780 Like a shower.
00:05:58.220 Yeah, for sure.
00:05:58.860 Yeah, exactly.
00:05:59.620 Like, his, his, his general, like, hygiene is just, like, you know, quite solid.
00:06:04.420 Right.
00:06:04.920 Okay.
00:06:05.400 The vows on the literal ground.
00:06:07.200 It's below the ground.
00:06:08.100 It's below the ground.
00:06:08.740 For real.
00:06:09.080 It's underground.
00:06:09.980 I think back to it, it's funny, because we had each other's numbers.
00:06:12.980 I had your email.
00:06:13.880 I had your manager's email.
00:06:14.820 You probably had my social.
00:06:16.100 Like, literally.
00:06:16.840 Probably have, like, your payment information.
00:06:18.500 Yeah, your banking info.
00:06:19.760 But I will say, like, there was not a world where that information given to me in the work
00:06:24.180 setting was a personal thing.
00:06:27.580 Yeah, that's a good no-no.
00:06:29.360 We had to, like, get reintroduced in, like, a different, I guess, perspective.
00:06:33.060 Yeah.
00:06:33.600 And then it was, like, you know.
00:06:34.540 It made it, it makes it even crazier that you were just, like, casually working together
00:06:39.100 and then just so happened to reconnect.
00:06:39.840 Two years later.
00:06:40.880 Yeah.
00:06:41.220 So then he saw me, two years later, like, fast forward, he saw me on Raya and was, like,
00:06:45.280 oh, she's single.
00:06:46.600 Messaged me on Instagram.
00:06:48.300 This was, like, before it, like, really helped filter your DMs.
00:06:51.760 I missed the DM.
00:06:52.760 So she ignored it.
00:06:54.200 So she ignored it.
00:06:55.080 You saw conflicting stories.
00:06:56.440 She ignored it.
00:06:57.080 Conflicting stories.
00:06:57.600 Because what's funny is, like, I'll sit on the couch today just, like, checking them DM requests.
00:07:00.740 Well, you know, like, the DM filters now are so good.
00:07:02.660 Like, they've got them, like, categorized into, like, nice little folders.
00:07:04.820 She's like, that's Meta's fault.
00:07:05.440 That's not mine.
00:07:06.120 Yeah, that's Meta's fault.
00:07:06.620 That's all Meta.
00:07:07.540 That's all Meta.
00:07:08.620 But then I saw him on Hinge.
00:07:10.460 And I was, like, freshly single.
00:07:11.620 And I was, like, I'm, this is my first time being single in L.A.
00:07:14.060 I was, like, I'd love to go on dates with people that, like, I know aren't going to be a serial killer.
00:07:18.260 Like, trying to go on dates with people that have, like, some mutuals.
00:07:20.880 You still have time.
00:07:21.520 Yeah, no.
00:07:21.960 You can work out for that.
00:07:22.420 Again, had your email, though.
00:07:23.680 Well, I've already done the slate thing now.
00:07:25.700 You've done the slate thing now.
00:07:26.500 Yeah, so I can do something else now.
00:07:28.200 It was funny, because, like, I called her to confirm before the first day.
00:07:32.000 I was, like, hey, still on for tonight?
00:07:33.940 Okay, wait, hang on.
00:07:34.600 No, no, no.
00:07:34.860 Back up, though.
00:07:35.500 That's a little weird, Jeremy.
00:07:36.620 Yeah, okay.
00:07:38.100 Okay, okay.
00:07:39.180 That's what I'm saying.
00:07:39.760 I'd be, like, what are you calling me for?
00:07:40.880 It's, like, fucking panicked.
00:07:41.760 Yeah, I was, like, what are you calling me for?
00:07:43.620 Don't call me.
00:07:44.900 She's telling me a telegram.
00:07:45.980 So, you know, I'm not a serial killer.
00:07:48.020 No, but it almost, like, was reverse psychology.
00:07:49.840 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:50.420 He made me weirded out.
00:07:51.720 Sometimes I think maybe I'm not the problem.
00:07:56.640 Sometimes I think you're gaslighting me into thinking I'm weird.
00:07:59.040 That I'm the problem.
00:07:59.900 But you're weird.
00:08:00.320 No, he called me, and, like, I'm, like, not, like, a phone call person.
00:08:03.100 Like, an unannounced phone call, I'm, like, fucking, like, panicky.
00:08:06.140 It makes me, like, itchy, you know?
00:08:07.760 He's nervous.
00:08:08.640 And so I was, like, oh, my God.
00:08:09.380 He said, hello, m'lady.
00:08:10.100 Yeah, I was, like, Jeremy's calling me.
00:08:11.600 I was, like, what do I do?
00:08:12.260 Like, do I answer this?
00:08:13.160 Hi.
00:08:13.880 And we had a date.
00:08:15.060 Voice cracking.
00:08:15.920 It's me.
00:08:16.880 I know.
00:08:17.200 I call.
00:08:17.420 Hey, on for tonight?
00:08:18.880 Yeah, totally.
00:08:21.020 See you at 7.
00:08:22.200 Gotta go by.
00:08:23.560 Okay.
00:08:24.440 Are you on the treadmill?
00:08:26.760 Really?
00:08:27.140 Why are you so out of breath?
00:08:28.400 No, literally panicking.
00:08:30.140 Me panicking.
00:08:30.700 What did you guys do on the first day?
00:08:32.520 We went to a cute little restaurant around the corner from my spot.
00:08:35.380 And then he also showed up with a dog toy, which was really nice.
00:08:38.920 Oh, for your dog.
00:08:40.180 Yeah.
00:08:40.560 What if it was for you?
00:08:41.360 That's it.
00:08:42.020 This is for you.
00:08:42.740 This is for you.
00:08:44.900 And what's funny is, this is, you must not have been, like, two.
00:08:47.360 I'm too concerned with me being a serial killer, because the moment I gave it to you, like,
00:08:50.540 you put it to the side, and then, like, at the end of the day, did you want to come
00:08:53.220 back and give it to him?
00:08:55.820 Sure.
00:08:55.980 Me just being so naive.
00:08:56.980 I hadn't been single in so long.
00:08:58.440 Like, not knowing how to do it.
00:08:59.080 That could have been the last time anyone saw you.
00:09:00.700 Yeah, do you want to, like, hang out more a little?
00:09:03.680 And then it was a very, um, I think I'd give you a cheek kiss.
00:09:06.360 A cheek kiss.
00:09:06.900 I hate me with that cheek kiss.
00:09:07.740 Yeah.
00:09:08.080 Nice.
00:09:08.600 Like, I'm newly single, though, so I have no idea.
00:09:10.480 Like, my first line to him on Hinge literally was, hey, friend.
00:09:13.940 I should be fucking fired.
00:09:15.320 Brother.
00:09:15.860 Yeah, brother.
00:09:17.360 Brother, dude.
00:09:18.920 But, like, classic guy, I was like, all I need, no worries, the door is open.
00:09:23.120 Like, opened it a little bit, that's it.
00:09:25.360 Fine, we're right in there.
00:09:26.240 Hey, friend.
00:09:27.040 Am I trying to friendzo myself?
00:09:28.220 Like, what am I doing?
00:09:29.320 What in the fuck am I doing?
00:09:30.360 I think it's, it's, I think what your approach was very good, because it's, like, it's almost
00:09:34.740 like when you adopt shelter dogs, you gotta, you gotta let them come to you.
00:09:38.480 Am I the shelter dog?
00:09:39.580 Yeah, like, women are to men who are insane.
00:09:42.320 Like, men are awful, and dating men is hard.
00:09:44.900 So, good men are kind of, like, whenever you're ready.
00:09:47.360 I'm right here.
00:09:48.220 Oh, the.
00:09:49.380 No, Jeremy was, was a little bit awful before me.
00:09:51.280 Oh, it was awful.
00:09:51.800 Oh.
00:09:52.340 Terrible.
00:09:52.980 Terrible.
00:09:53.480 Awful.
00:09:53.920 Oh, yeah, terrible, terrible.
00:09:55.140 But, like, the, dating in LA, you, you look across the table, and you just see someone
00:09:59.120 who's like, you've been on a lot of terrible dates, haven't you?
00:10:02.360 Yeah.
00:10:02.380 Because, like, it, like, the expectations are, like, oh, that makes me sad to even think
00:10:07.160 about, like, showing up on time.
00:10:09.580 Yeah.
00:10:10.640 Pain.
00:10:11.980 That was.
00:10:12.880 Again, the bar is underground.
00:10:13.880 I mean, beyond.
00:10:14.900 I was shocked when my boyfriend showed up on time.
00:10:16.500 My boyfriend was early.
00:10:17.700 Like, he was, like, 20 minutes early.
00:10:18.600 Well, that's crazy.
00:10:19.160 Okay, that's crazy.
00:10:20.020 He was like, I'm early.
00:10:20.900 I'm here whenever you're ready.
00:10:22.200 And I was like, psycho.
00:10:22.560 I gotta put a drink order in.
00:10:23.920 You want to see me so bad.
00:10:26.200 You're literally in love with me.
00:10:27.220 Okay, I love you.
00:10:28.200 You're literally in love with me.
00:10:28.920 This isn't gonna work.
00:10:29.580 That's so funny, because I was ignoring my boyfriend, too, when he was initially talking
00:10:35.160 to me.
00:10:35.260 See that?
00:10:35.600 Ignoring two.
00:10:36.480 Ignoring two.
00:10:37.120 She joined two.
00:10:38.840 It's all right, Lauren.
00:10:39.400 Yeah, she joined you.
00:10:40.300 It's all right, Lauren.
00:10:41.060 Yeah.
00:10:41.540 Enough time has passed.
00:10:42.720 I can laugh about it with him.
00:10:44.040 This is on meta.
00:10:45.380 This is a meta problem.
00:10:46.500 We had, like, a pretty, like, not chill, like, first month or two.
00:10:49.740 We went from not knowing each other at all to, like, hanging out pretty incessantly.
00:10:53.160 Yeah, I mean, I feel like you and your boyfriend were the same.
00:10:54.880 Like, he was like, can I see you tomorrow?
00:10:57.960 Yeah, he was so intentional.
00:10:59.580 I think intentionality throws me off, because that's never how men have ever been.
00:11:03.900 That's why I was like, hang on a minute.
00:11:05.460 What's going on here?
00:11:06.220 Yeah.
00:11:06.520 What do you want?
00:11:07.500 Yeah, what do you want?
00:11:08.380 What happened to that?
00:11:09.580 What do you mean?
00:11:10.640 Because dudes have always been, like, bold and, like, saying things that, like, is, like,
00:11:14.660 aligned with the agenda.
00:11:16.380 Yeah.
00:11:16.780 But it's like, why wouldn't they be more?
00:11:19.840 Yeah.
00:11:20.180 I don't know.
00:11:20.680 It's like.
00:11:20.980 Yeah, no, you're so right.
00:11:21.680 Yeah.
00:11:21.920 Where did we lose the plot here?
00:11:23.240 It's like the old movies.
00:11:24.300 You would just see someone be, like, wildly bold in the street and, like, professing love.
00:11:27.620 Right.
00:11:28.080 But in, like, a polite way.
00:11:29.140 But, like, boo box on, like, the, at the window.
00:11:31.920 Right.
00:11:32.280 Yeah.
00:11:32.760 What the fuck happened to that shit?
00:11:33.680 I don't know about the rocker.
00:11:34.780 That's what I'm saying.
00:11:34.820 Some people have been, like, bring back yearning.
00:11:36.840 Bring it back.
00:11:37.560 Yeah, bring it back.
00:11:37.980 Yearning.
00:11:38.360 Yearning.
00:11:38.980 Specifically.
00:11:39.580 That's funny.
00:11:40.780 Yearning.
00:11:41.340 Yearn.
00:11:41.780 That's funny.
00:11:42.380 It's true.
00:11:43.000 Yeah.
00:11:43.280 Can we up the yearn?
00:11:45.120 Let's turn that yearn right up.
00:11:47.860 It's crazy, too, because I made a TikTok recently talking about that, like, with my boyfriend,
00:11:51.800 like, the early stages of it.
00:11:53.560 And he was so intentional.
00:11:55.380 Like, I said, he'd be like, can I see you tomorrow?
00:11:57.440 And I'd be like, yes.
00:11:59.880 Fucking weird out.
00:12:00.960 Okay.
00:12:01.700 But then past that, like, sometimes, like, one time I literally just didn't text him back
00:12:05.860 because I just felt like it was too weird.
00:12:07.640 Like, too serious.
00:12:08.440 Yeah.
00:12:08.720 He was going to meet my brother, and he was just so intentional.
00:12:11.460 And then he called me out on it because I, like, made up a reason why I lied.
00:12:15.800 Like, you are about not seeing my message.
00:12:17.380 Fuck, guys.
00:12:18.020 And then he's getting dragged.
00:12:19.760 It worked out.
00:12:20.940 It worked out for the best.
00:12:22.120 Yeah, it's fine.
00:12:22.520 Honestly, when you ignore them.
00:12:24.240 Yeah, look what happened.
00:12:25.120 We're married now.
00:12:25.900 That shit worked.
00:12:26.960 Yeah.
00:12:27.220 Oh, give me all the attention.
00:12:28.360 I'm over it.
00:12:28.660 Yeah.
00:12:29.120 Yeah.
00:12:29.300 But my boyfriend does the same.
00:12:30.820 Like, he did the same thing.
00:12:31.720 He was like, I don't do anything I don't want to do.
00:12:33.700 So if I tell you I want to see you, it's because I want to see you.
00:12:35.640 And I was like, damn.
00:12:37.040 Okay.
00:12:37.400 Damn, all right.
00:12:38.380 And then he actually did show up and want to see you?
00:12:40.500 Yeah, like.
00:12:40.980 The second part?
00:12:41.660 That's crazy.
00:12:42.220 Isn't that?
00:12:42.680 And what's sad about that is that's, like, so exciting.
00:12:46.880 Right.
00:12:47.300 No, literally.
00:12:47.760 It's like, and it worked.
00:12:49.380 Yeah.
00:12:50.160 He fucking got my ass.
00:12:51.920 He fucking got me.
00:12:53.200 Well, how did you, how has the podcast been?
00:12:56.600 Like, how has it been working together?
00:12:58.140 How has it been, like, now that you're in front of the camera.
00:13:00.980 Were you ever in front of the camera prior?
00:13:02.320 I came out here to do reality TV, so.
00:13:04.420 See?
00:13:04.860 Kind of, yeah.
00:13:05.540 Have you been on anything?
00:13:06.780 Yeah.
00:13:07.240 I came out to do, like, a singing show on NBC.
00:13:10.160 Ooh.
00:13:10.600 Years ago.
00:13:11.400 But, like, the moment I got here, this is the last.
00:13:14.260 I'm not doing this again.
00:13:15.480 Like, there was no part of me that was like, oh, this is not a life that I want to live.
00:13:19.060 Oh, no thanks.
00:13:19.820 Yeah.
00:13:20.240 But I also, like, looked behind the cameras and was like, why does everybody have a Rolex
00:13:22.960 over there?
00:13:23.680 On that side of the camera.
00:13:25.000 Yeah.
00:13:25.440 And I'm looking over here at people that are all more talented than me.
00:13:28.720 Can't pay a water bill.
00:13:29.760 Yeah, that's crazy.
00:13:30.500 I'm going to go on that side.
00:13:31.720 But remember what this side's like.
00:13:33.120 Yeah.
00:13:33.660 It's been 10 years.
00:13:35.160 How has the transition back in front of the camera been?
00:13:38.520 How's that been for you?
00:13:41.800 Especially on this side, because now it's more like social media.
00:13:44.240 Yeah, I mean, I enjoy it, but also I think it's difficult to not, like, lose a part of
00:13:50.100 yourself whenever you do either side.
00:13:52.340 Yeah, that's true.
00:13:53.340 And also, I don't have any interest in making this the main focus of, like, my life.
00:13:58.040 Yeah.
00:13:58.340 And so there's a sense of, not, like, inauthenticity, but there's a sense of, like, when you don't
00:14:03.300 want to do something forever and you already know that, but you are doing it regularly.
00:14:07.000 Yeah.
00:14:07.320 Like, a little bit of, like, a give and take.
00:14:08.680 Yeah, it's like a balance that you have to strike.
00:14:10.760 Like, I'm curious, like, how has your relationship been on social media?
00:14:14.260 Because I know social media, they love being in our business.
00:14:16.540 Oh, yeah.
00:14:16.920 So I had a super public relationship in my last relationship, like, on the daily vlog grind.
00:14:21.360 So I think when Jammer and I started dating, I, like, kept him very protected and under
00:14:25.780 wraps and offline for, like, a solid year before I even, like, posted anything about him just
00:14:30.620 because I was, like, you know, nervous, scarred from past traumas of being, like, too chronically
00:14:35.060 online and, like, letting people in too much of the relationship.
00:14:37.900 Yeah, being too available.
00:14:38.920 And I think, like, the issue with daily vlogs is that, like, you're editing together, like,
00:14:42.620 a highlight reel of the relationship.
00:14:43.900 So it's not, like, an accurate depiction of the reality of the relationship.
00:14:47.660 Yeah, because it's not, like, a full 360.
00:14:49.320 It's not a full 360.
00:14:50.280 And not that a podcast is either, but I feel like the conversations that we have together
00:14:53.900 on the podcast, like, even if we broke up tomorrow, I would look back and be like,
00:14:57.460 yeah, whatever.
00:14:58.080 We're, like, talking about our opinions on, like, finances and relationships.
00:15:02.280 You know what I mean?
00:15:02.640 Like, whatever it might be.
00:15:03.540 Like, it just feels a lot more authentic where we're sharing just, like, our general
00:15:08.740 opinions at the same time doing it together, but we're not sharing, like, this crazy part
00:15:13.120 of a relationship that feels, I don't know.
00:15:15.280 Like, I feel like we've created...
00:15:16.100 Too intimate.
00:15:16.480 Yeah, too intimate.
00:15:17.520 But anybody who's, like, one thumb scroll away and watching for four seconds and, like,
00:15:22.100 gathers an opinion, it is what it is.
00:15:24.420 But if you've been listening for 35 minutes and anything is said, like, you obviously are
00:15:29.700 interested enough in, like, what we are saying or, like, we'll give the time.
00:15:32.840 So, like, there's a little bit of, like, a, I don't know, like, a litmus test of, like,
00:15:35.740 how much do you actually care?
00:15:36.920 Right.
00:15:37.200 And just, like, when there's more context around any conversation, I feel like it's
00:15:40.800 just a little bit, a little bit better as well.
00:15:43.040 Yeah, absolutely.
00:15:44.340 And then that kind of keeps some stuff private.
00:15:47.560 Yes.
00:15:47.820 Like, the stuff that you want to keep private, you keep private.
00:15:49.660 Yeah.
00:15:49.780 And then what you want to show, you do.
00:15:51.360 Oh, totally.
00:15:51.860 And, like, when I started dating again, I was, like, I'm going to find me a man who posts on
00:15:54.540 Instagram twice a year.
00:15:55.840 And I did.
00:15:56.980 And I did.
00:15:57.520 Like, is his face on the Wild Till Night Instagram?
00:15:59.620 Like, yeah, obviously.
00:16:00.460 But, like, at Jeremy Michael 22 posts maybe twice a year is, like, our wedding collab post
00:16:05.200 to go to, like, both of our friends and families.
00:16:07.360 That might be the last one.
00:16:07.960 I don't know.
00:16:08.520 Literally might be the last post.
00:16:09.920 I'll just log out.
00:16:10.540 That's it.
00:16:10.780 I was, like, this is the kind of person that I need to be with.
00:16:12.240 Because, again, I mean, we talked about this.
00:16:13.540 Like, sometimes in a relationship, like, when you're kind of, like, the one in front of the
00:16:16.960 camera, there's only space for one sometimes, depending on the personality.
00:16:19.920 One of you has got to be the star.
00:16:21.180 Yeah.
00:16:21.700 Yeah.
00:16:21.880 Well, and it's also, like, it's nice to, like, my boyfriend's the same way.
00:16:25.220 Like, I've talked to my other girlfriends in the industry, and you know this, too, I'm
00:16:29.160 sure.
00:16:29.540 Like, you guys have lots of friends, too, who may be single right now.
00:16:32.260 Like, but I've told you, you need a man that's, like, online enough to, like, get your references
00:16:37.860 and shit.
00:16:38.380 Yeah.
00:16:38.880 But not so online that he's, like, someone, too.
00:16:42.080 Like, yes.
00:16:42.620 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:16:43.940 He can be, I'm sure.
00:16:45.120 But, like, that's just for when it comes to the influencer space.
00:16:48.060 It's hard.
00:16:48.900 That's probably the best place to operate.
00:16:50.660 Yeah.
00:16:50.980 Just within those parameters.
00:16:51.660 Yes, yes, yes.
00:16:52.400 100%.
00:16:52.840 My boyfriend is, like, a post on it twice a year kind of thing, too.
00:16:56.380 Right.
00:16:56.540 And, like, the way that he's in your content, like, yesterday when, you know, he was, like,
00:16:59.820 helping promote the tour, and you throw, like, a bucket, your dad throws a bucket of water
00:17:02.580 on him.
00:17:02.880 Like, that's, like, an amazing way for him to, like, be a part of it, where it's, like, not
00:17:06.360 so serious.
00:17:07.120 Exactly.
00:17:07.240 But people still get, like, a glimpse into, like, him obviously being, like, funny and caring
00:17:10.640 and, like, down for the cause.
00:17:12.720 Yeah.
00:17:12.980 Obviously.
00:17:13.140 And, like, he's come on my show with my sister, like, on 2 Idiot Girls, and we had fun, and we had
00:17:18.880 a blast, but, like, he's not like me.
00:17:20.700 Like, I can yap for hours.
00:17:23.880 I could talk.
00:17:24.440 Sometimes I'll just talk to him and, like.
00:17:26.940 At him?
00:17:27.620 Yeah, yeah.
00:17:28.300 I'm like, can I just tell you about this thing, like, that doesn't matter?
00:17:30.980 And he's like, sure.
00:17:32.020 And he'll just listen to me.
00:17:33.340 I'll talk for 45 minutes.
00:17:34.900 Straight.
00:17:35.380 He hasn't said anything.
00:17:36.320 He's just going, wow.
00:17:38.300 Like, that's crazy.
00:17:38.940 That's crazy.
00:17:39.360 Like, he's just, like, he'll just chime in every now and then.
00:17:41.560 Oh, my favorite has been, like, I'll be halfway through that 45-minute story and just go,
00:17:44.440 just say it.
00:17:45.300 Just say it.
00:17:46.100 I'm going to be like, that's crazy.
00:17:48.140 Great.
00:17:48.860 Thank you.
00:17:49.800 I'll just, and we can end there.
00:17:51.360 It's fine.
00:17:52.500 The other day, I was like, this was, like, a month ago.
00:17:55.660 I was literally, I woke up early because my alarm went off, and then I was obviously
00:17:59.840 checking my phone because I'm an iPad baby.
00:18:01.420 So, I'm, like, looking at everything, checking emails, whatever, and then I start watching
00:18:04.660 videos, like, opinions or whatever, and then I watched one, and I didn't like it, and
00:18:08.580 it was a mean video about Beyonce's new album, and I loved her new album, so I was
00:18:12.120 like, what the fuck, when I watched it, and then I literally woke my boyfriend up, and
00:18:16.020 I was like, hey, are you awake?
00:18:17.760 After I wake him up.
00:18:19.160 Yeah.
00:18:19.740 And he was like, I am now, and I go, can I tell you about something?
00:18:22.760 And he goes, yeah.
00:18:23.640 I talked for 20 minutes straight.
00:18:25.820 Like, I literally was like, and then, and then she said this, and that makes no sense
00:18:29.540 because I was just going off, and then he was just staring at me, and he's like,
00:18:34.800 like, listening to me, but his eyes were, like, barely open.
00:18:37.180 Barely open, yeah.
00:18:37.860 And I was like, you know what I mean?
00:18:40.260 And then he goes, I cannot believe, like, how many words you have right now.
00:18:44.480 And it was, like, 6.30.
00:18:47.060 But I feel like, you know, sometimes you just need, like, got it.
00:18:49.000 Okay, cool.
00:18:49.860 That's honestly a great balance.
00:18:51.580 Like, if he's someone who's not, like, annoyed by that, because if I tried to pull that shit,
00:18:54.860 he'd punch me in the face.
00:18:56.600 In, like, a really loving way, for sure.
00:18:59.860 No, I don't think I would.
00:19:01.260 Hang on, hang on.
00:19:02.080 Physical abuse thing, probably not, yeah.
00:19:03.080 No, but, like, I would, like, not a morning person, but, like, I know that.
00:19:07.560 Like, I wouldn't try and be a yapper at 6.30 in the morning, because I know how that would end.
00:19:12.040 I feel like I can be more of a morning person than you.
00:19:16.680 I think we need to disagree.
00:19:18.360 I'm not, like, a wake up in the middle of the night and take care of the dog when they puke kind of person.
00:19:21.880 That I'm not.
00:19:22.360 That's me.
00:19:22.600 That I'm not.
00:19:23.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:23.580 I have, like, a sixth sense.
00:19:24.500 Like, I can hear a dog gagging in the crate, and I can get his little, I can hold his ears back, get him in a trash can.
00:19:28.880 But I've seen her, like, go from, like, dead asleep to just, he's going to puke.
00:19:34.360 It's crazy.
00:19:35.040 You're so mean.
00:19:35.660 I have that sense, too.
00:19:36.600 Mother's intuition.
00:19:37.300 Yeah.
00:19:37.640 No, literally, mother's intuition.
00:19:38.840 Our dogs are very similar.
00:19:39.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:40.700 You got, like, meatballs.
00:19:41.700 Yeah, just two little Lincoln logs just living in our house.
00:19:44.280 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:44.800 I assume yours aren't that intelligent, then?
00:19:46.940 Yeah, no, not at all.
00:19:47.700 Okay, got it.
00:19:48.100 Yeah, no, no, no.
00:19:48.540 I got, I, not at all.
00:19:49.840 I have two Frenchies.
00:19:50.960 Okay.
00:19:51.500 And they're, one of them's completely deaf, and we fostered him for, like, a month.
00:19:55.660 Love that.
00:19:55.980 And then, so, my first baby's name is Squid, and then my second baby's name is Tuna.
00:20:02.040 Oh, Squid and Tuna.
00:20:03.720 I'm like, hey, fuck this episode.
00:20:05.280 Yeah, let me show you my babies.
00:20:06.860 I'll ask you.
00:20:08.680 Wait, they look so similar.
00:20:09.940 Yeah, this is Squid, this is Tuna.
00:20:12.020 Me not even paying attention anymore.
00:20:13.900 Anyways, this is my dog.
00:20:15.560 Squid, this is Tuna.
00:20:17.280 Were you, like, nervous to have to raise a dog that couldn't hear you?
00:20:21.180 Yes, we were very nervous in the beginning.
00:20:23.600 I feel like, well, okay, so Squid we've had four, he's now two, which makes me want to
00:20:29.640 kill myself, because when he dies, I'm going two.
00:20:31.940 Right.
00:20:32.280 Oh, you have no idea.
00:20:34.300 We have a, we have.
00:20:35.140 We have lifetime insurance, actually.
00:20:35.900 We have, one, we have lifetime insurance.
00:20:37.980 Yeah, so ours aren't going.
00:20:39.900 Mine could, mine could never be insured, if I'm being honest.
00:20:44.100 Well.
00:20:44.300 Do you not have dog insurance?
00:20:45.780 I didn't get it initially, which was a mistake on my part.
00:20:49.080 And now everything's pre-existing.
00:20:50.560 But honestly, within eight months, my baby Squid started having problems because he's a Frenchie.
00:20:56.360 That's very normal.
00:20:57.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:57.980 Issues, like, honestly, like, if you have the time and the money, they're wonderful dogs.
00:21:02.580 Yeah.
00:21:02.840 But if you don't, don't get them.
00:21:04.680 Right, a Frenchie.
00:21:05.520 Don't get them.
00:21:06.100 Yeah.
00:21:06.280 Yeah, like, they're not.
00:21:07.020 They, like, struggle to exist, I feel like.
00:21:08.860 Yeah.
00:21:09.540 Yeah.
00:21:09.660 And, um, but he was perfect, like, for the first, like, six to seven months, and then
00:21:14.200 he started having stomach issues.
00:21:15.480 Oh.
00:21:15.960 And so, like, now he has, he's, like, I call him, like, my peanut allergy kid.
00:21:20.020 Like, he's allergic to everything.
00:21:20.920 Little bubble boy.
00:21:21.820 Yeah, he has prescription kibble.
00:21:23.280 I'm not kidding.
00:21:23.840 Oh, my God.
00:21:24.460 So does moose.
00:21:25.680 On that fucking prescription kibble.
00:21:29.660 Dude, and that shit, I couldn't, when I first started putting him on it, it's because
00:21:33.980 he was having, like, regurgitation problems.
00:21:37.760 So he.
00:21:38.520 IBS, girly, same, I get it.
00:21:40.040 I get a squid.
00:21:40.780 I get a squid.
00:21:41.220 He would vomit, like, any time, like, anything.
00:21:44.340 He would eat, and then an hour later, he would, like, and it, the way he would vomit, like,
00:21:49.080 I would take him to the vet, and I'd be, like, something's wrong with him.
00:21:51.540 Like, I just kept telling him, something is wrong with him, and they're, like, oh, it could
00:21:54.860 just be a Frenchie thing.
00:21:55.980 I'm, like, or he could have cancer.
00:21:57.400 Check.
00:21:58.360 Jesus Christ.
00:21:59.180 Was he okay?
00:21:59.540 On the diagnostics, right?
00:22:00.840 Was he okay?
00:22:01.440 He's okay now, because I had to take him to a specialist, because I took him to literally three
00:22:04.960 different vets, and they all kept telling me, oh, it's probably a Frenchie thing.
00:22:07.300 And you're, like, no, figured out.
00:22:08.360 Yeah, I was, like, I don't believe you, and his vomiting is not normal, and so I took him
00:22:11.660 to an actual, like, full-time special.
00:22:12.800 Was he projectile?
00:22:13.660 Like, what do you mean his vomiting isn't normal?
00:22:15.100 The vet asked me, the specialist, she goes, can you describe the kind of vomit?
00:22:18.640 Like, how, I was, like, okay, have you ever seen The Exorcist?
00:22:21.700 And then when her head spins all the way around, and she vomits black shit, it just shoots
00:22:24.860 out.
00:22:25.380 You know in the beginning of Jurassic Park when that lizard goes, and it goes, that's what
00:22:29.820 it looks like.
00:22:30.480 That's your worst nightmare.
00:22:31.420 I was, like, what's your diagnosis for that shit?
00:22:33.760 Like, I don't know what that is, but it's not normal.
00:22:35.700 So, we actually have a nun for you.
00:22:37.200 Yeah, right.
00:22:37.560 We have an exorcist to perform on your dog.
00:22:41.360 Yeah, she, uh, that's when we found out he needs prescription kibble.
00:22:44.320 Yeah.
00:22:44.700 Oh, my God.
00:22:44.720 She's, like, most Frenchie, he probably has a food allergy, that's what it is, and she's,
00:22:48.160 like, I'm gonna give him this.
00:22:48.800 It's literally vegan kibble.
00:22:50.960 Wow.
00:22:51.200 Honestly, I love that prescription.
00:22:52.920 Hydrolyzed protein kibble.
00:22:53.700 That's so LA.
00:22:54.780 HP!
00:22:55.420 Yes, Missy!
00:22:56.980 Yes!
00:22:57.720 Not our dogs being on the same fucking prescription shit.
00:23:00.380 And that shit's hard to get.
00:23:01.840 Like, you have to buy it from the prescription bed.
00:23:03.960 Yeah, and you have to, like, submit the prescription script to get the freaking kibble.
00:23:07.260 Yeah.
00:23:07.540 Yeah, I literally ordered.
00:23:08.780 I know this life.
00:23:09.600 I ordered, like, I put it on auto ship now.
00:23:12.240 Same.
00:23:12.260 But I have, like, the giant bags.
00:23:14.640 Sly.
00:23:15.200 Yeah.
00:23:15.660 And it's, like, it's one of those where it's, like, he cannot eat anything else.
00:23:19.840 It has to be that.
00:23:21.100 Damn.
00:23:21.560 And then he can't even eat ice anymore.
00:23:23.080 He used to really love ice.
00:23:24.100 He can't even eat ice?
00:23:25.160 No, that used to be his thing.
00:23:26.380 We used to call them ice cookies, because he would, every time he hears the ice machine,
00:23:29.660 he would go and sit, and then he'll shake and lay down.
00:23:31.820 We literally just talked the other day about how we wish that our dogs were excited about
00:23:34.740 ice, because we fill up, like, our, like, Stanley Cup every morning and, like, drop ice everywhere,
00:23:38.360 and we're, like, man, I wish we just had, like, a little dog who was stoked on ice.
00:23:41.180 Are you gonna get that?
00:23:42.980 Yeah.
00:23:43.820 They're, like, I just stepped in this.
00:23:45.280 The fuck?
00:23:45.900 No, like, because I, they'll just, ugh, what's wrong with you?
00:23:50.080 You sloth.
00:23:50.980 You barn animal.
00:23:52.700 No, yeah, my squid used to love ice.
00:23:55.860 Like, that was like his thing.
00:23:56.180 He can't even have ice?
00:23:57.200 No.
00:23:57.360 He can't even have water in a different form.
00:23:59.060 That's so sad.
00:23:59.840 No, when he eats ice, he throws up.
00:24:01.180 Can you believe that?
00:24:01.880 What?
00:24:02.260 That is fucking crazy.
00:24:03.480 That's insane.
00:24:04.040 That's crazy.
00:24:05.500 And so, he, that's new.
00:24:07.620 Like, that's within the last year.
00:24:08.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:09.100 Water cube is out.
00:24:09.820 I think to myself, though, like, the, like, pups in natural selection, it's been decades.
00:24:13.560 It's that we've, we've allowed some of the softest boys.
00:24:16.540 I know.
00:24:17.120 Yeah.
00:24:17.320 Like, they would absolutely die without us.
00:24:19.400 Like.
00:24:19.440 Oh, my God.
00:24:20.500 Oh, my God.
00:24:21.060 The Bull Terrier was bred to be a fighting dog.
00:24:23.120 Yeah.
00:24:23.200 And I guess it lasted, like, seven minutes.
00:24:24.540 Not very long.
00:24:25.460 Not very long.
00:24:26.500 And they were like, this is the worst.
00:24:27.560 Also, you've met my dogs.
00:24:28.280 Like, they, they move, and in, almost in slow motion.
00:24:30.700 It's crazy.
00:24:31.700 It's crazy.
00:24:32.640 They move exactly like that.
00:24:33.680 They fight what?
00:24:34.180 The hunger?
00:24:34.680 Yeah.
00:24:34.840 I mean, they're not fighting anything.
00:24:35.720 They're like, they're like ghosts.
00:24:37.260 Like, they just follow.
00:24:38.360 Yeah.
00:24:38.700 They're Velcro to Lauren.
00:24:39.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:39.980 Yeah, Velcro.
00:24:40.220 I mean, she leaves, and they look at me like, what are you going to do for us?
00:24:44.060 They're like, ugh, he's here.
00:24:45.440 Is she coming back?
00:24:46.500 They're like, don't bother.
00:24:47.360 Mom left.
00:24:48.440 I already checked.
00:24:49.340 She's gone.
00:24:50.240 They'll, like, start doing rounds, and then they'll, like, think it's her.
00:24:53.440 They'll see me.
00:24:54.120 They go, oh.
00:24:55.800 Not this guy again.
00:24:57.360 Like my little rumors.
00:24:58.300 By the way, I'm the one gonna feed you tonight, guys.
00:24:59.760 Be nice to me, I control.
00:25:02.560 Oh, and I always, extra scoop, extra scoop.
00:25:05.000 He tries to make up for lost time.
00:25:06.380 He was like, how can I win them over right now?
00:25:07.920 I'll buy my loyalty, yeah.
00:25:09.120 Wait, so it's Moose, and then what's your other book?
00:25:10.520 Diggy.
00:25:11.080 Diggy.
00:25:11.340 Diggy, okay.
00:25:11.720 And so we adopted Moose's dad about two years ago.
00:25:15.380 This fall, it'll be two years.
00:25:16.680 Love.
00:25:17.380 But yeah, I got Moose as a puppy, and then.
00:25:19.600 Why did you pick Bull Terrier?
00:25:20.940 I'm curious.
00:25:21.640 I grew up next to a full-size Bull Terrier, who was so sweet.
00:25:25.360 He was just, like, so great.
00:25:26.080 He's a little stinky.
00:25:26.820 That's okay.
00:25:27.420 Loved him.
00:25:27.980 And was, like, buddies with him, and then when I moved to L.A., there was a mini Bull Terrier
00:25:32.660 who lived in my building in Hollywood my first year in L.A., and I was like, oh, shit.
00:25:36.500 I was like, it comes in a smaller version.
00:25:39.180 Which is Lauren's, like, favorite thing.
00:25:41.600 Yeah.
00:25:41.900 A smaller version.
00:25:42.520 A small spoon, a small Tabasco, anything mini, I'm in.
00:25:46.400 I'm in.
00:25:46.980 No, you're not in.
00:25:47.640 You're klepto.
00:25:48.520 I'm a little klepto.
00:25:49.220 You're stealing.
00:25:49.960 I'm a little.
00:25:50.480 I do have a small spoon collection from different restaurants.
00:25:53.160 We come out with a serving spoon.
00:25:54.360 Like, some apologies to Ryan.
00:25:55.940 Only chains.
00:25:56.580 I would never klepto from, like, a small business or a small, like, family-owned restaurant.
00:26:01.340 But, like, if I'm in a cheesecake factory and they bring on a small spoon, that shit's
00:26:03.940 coming home for me.
00:26:04.200 They can afford it.
00:26:04.940 It's fine.
00:26:05.520 You're coming home.
00:26:05.940 I mean, how many of those aren't being stolen?
00:26:08.320 That's what I'm saying.
00:26:08.920 They're so good.
00:26:09.660 They have to be.
00:26:10.140 Yeah, but do we need one more?
00:26:11.480 Yeah, we do.
00:26:11.840 We do.
00:26:12.200 I have to build the collection out.
00:26:14.860 Whatever.
00:26:15.500 So, anyways, met the mini Bull Terrier, and I was like, oh, this is amazing.
00:26:18.680 I also, like, want to be able to pick up my dog in an emergency, like, would love to have
00:26:23.640 a bigger dog.
00:26:24.640 Small dog, not for me, because I also don't want to, like, actually kill it if I trip over
00:26:27.940 it or something.
00:26:29.180 But in an emergency, at 40 pounds, I want to be able to scoop you up and go.
00:26:32.500 Yeah.
00:26:33.140 Okay, that's a good idea.
00:26:34.320 Just in case of a fire, you're, like, practicing picking them up.
00:26:36.880 Because our dogs are going to fucking, if there's a fire, dead.
00:26:40.360 They're dead.
00:26:41.000 They're dead.
00:26:41.420 If there's a fire across the street, they'll, like, run to it.
00:26:43.960 That's what I'm saying.
00:26:44.520 Fire in our house, running, again, to it.
00:26:46.600 Like, yeah, they're dead if we don't do something about it.
00:26:48.800 Before we cut tuna, like, we had squid.
00:26:51.040 Like, I would just take him around.
00:26:52.260 Like, he was a gym dog for a while.
00:26:53.960 Like, we got a little stroller for him.
00:26:55.380 That's cute.
00:26:55.980 And so, from, like, six months, we would take him.
00:26:58.120 And so, he's really good in the stroller.
00:26:59.780 Like, we could, like, park him in a corner and, like, walk across the gym.
00:27:03.340 And he just sits there and stares.
00:27:05.280 And then people come and pet him.
00:27:06.460 And then he'll lay down and go to sleep.
00:27:07.860 So, he's really good in, like, public and everything.
00:27:10.840 And so, we took him to my parents' house because we were all, like, swimming at my parents'
00:27:13.900 house.
00:27:14.140 And we were all swimming.
00:27:16.600 And he walks up.
00:27:18.260 And, like, Brittany was swimming with us.
00:27:20.660 And we were, like, oh, it's high, squid.
00:27:22.300 And he just runs and launches himself into the pool.
00:27:25.020 He's never once swam.
00:27:26.540 He's never been around water.
00:27:27.920 He was, like, love this extension of ground.
00:27:29.180 Yeah, and he sank straight to the bottom.
00:27:30.880 Right.
00:27:31.440 Like a cannonball.
00:27:33.020 Like a cannonball.
00:27:33.760 What would have happened if no one's there?
00:27:34.940 I just think to myself, really?
00:27:36.800 Yeah.
00:27:37.320 And he, mind you, he's been to my parents' house many times.
00:27:40.440 He's been in the backyard many times.
00:27:42.360 He's not once ever did that.
00:27:43.700 I don't know what the hell came over him.
00:27:45.580 Exorcism.
00:27:46.060 And, like, when he was sinking, I was, like, grab him, grab him.
00:27:48.940 And so we picked him up.
00:27:49.760 And he's all, like, he's scared, obviously.
00:27:51.900 But he was fine once we put him on the sidewalk.
00:27:54.100 And then Brittany was, like, well, he just jumped with so much confidence.
00:27:56.740 I thought he had done it before.
00:27:58.280 I was, like, he's never swam.
00:27:59.720 Never.
00:28:00.220 Ever.
00:28:00.640 Sank like a fucking rock.
00:28:01.620 Ours rolled into the pool last weekend.
00:28:03.660 Really?
00:28:04.120 Just into it.
00:28:04.980 Was, like, and, like, they love, like, baking in the sun.
00:28:07.400 Like, being, like, little baked potatoes.
00:28:08.600 Whatever.
00:28:09.040 Lauren's biggest fear is that we're going to send our dogs to daycare and they're not going
00:28:12.120 to remove themselves from the outside.
00:28:13.700 Again, dead.
00:28:14.700 Dead.
00:28:15.020 Dead.
00:28:15.440 Dead.
00:28:15.720 Always just, like, on the ring of death.
00:28:16.280 Like, the door's unlocked.
00:28:17.300 It's wide open.
00:28:18.180 And they just refuse to go inside.
00:28:20.000 I'm like, please.
00:28:20.820 Please go get some air conditioning.
00:28:21.620 She even goes, please.
00:28:22.540 Hey, can I speak to someone?
00:28:23.540 The manager.
00:28:24.140 Can you just make sure he just doesn't cook for too long?
00:28:25.920 Yeah, could you, like, could you limit his sun exposure?
00:28:28.560 Yeah, because he won't go inside, so please.
00:28:30.280 You might need to reapply his sunscreen.
00:28:33.420 A helicopter mom.
00:28:34.500 These aren't jokes.
00:28:35.380 These aren't jokes.
00:28:36.060 I'm serious.
00:28:36.500 No, you have no idea how serious this is.
00:28:37.800 You're like, I would like to have a meeting with you, please.
00:28:39.940 Before I drop the mom.
00:28:40.720 Her mom is, I think, beginning to become concerned she won't have enough time for a
00:28:43.640 real child.
00:28:44.160 Right.
00:28:44.480 Because of the dogs.
00:28:45.320 Because of the dogs.
00:28:46.160 Between, like, the six cents of the yakking and, like, the sunscreen application, it's a full-time
00:28:49.780 job.
00:28:50.420 Oh, you actually put sunscreen on them.
00:28:51.880 Oh, dead ass.
00:28:52.300 Again, not jokes.
00:28:53.160 Not jokes.
00:28:54.180 I thought you were kidding about that part.
00:28:55.980 No, no, no.
00:28:56.740 I didn't even know they made dogs sunscreen.
00:28:58.160 Yeah.
00:28:58.760 Really?
00:28:58.960 Well, like, for dogs that, like, don't have a ton of fur, they don't really have fur, like,
00:29:02.040 on the top of, like, their snoot.
00:29:03.060 And, like, you know the snoot.
00:29:03.840 It's all snoot, and it points straight up at the sun.
00:29:05.580 So, like, it really does need, like, a little layer of SPF.
00:29:07.920 All seven people that are left.
00:29:09.060 Guys, I know.
00:29:10.020 So sorry for the riveting conversation.
00:29:12.800 You're like, when he's 40, he's going to have wrinkles.
00:29:14.960 So I have to make sure.
00:29:16.340 That SPF is rubbed in.
00:29:18.400 Guys.
00:29:19.700 Yeah, I adopted tuna, my boyfriend and I, because.
00:29:23.220 Oh, did you get them together?
00:29:23.840 No, we had squid for, like, a year and some change before we got tuna, but the reason
00:29:29.540 why we got tuna, because we were entertaining the idea of another dog, but then I started
00:29:33.080 getting super busy.
00:29:34.020 Yeah.
00:29:34.400 And so we were like, oh, I don't know about two, like, we knew we wanted to get another
00:29:37.960 Frenchie, but squid, because he was an only child, he started, like, he's the perfect
00:29:44.200 dog.
00:29:44.440 Like, he's so good around humans.
00:29:45.480 Was he acting out?
00:29:46.380 He never barks, nothing.
00:29:47.760 No, it's just any time he was around other dogs, he would just get so excited.
00:29:51.700 Like, it's never aggressive.
00:29:52.900 Yeah.
00:29:53.080 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:53.400 Like, too excited.
00:29:54.280 He's annoying.
00:29:55.200 Like, he'd be like, you know what I mean?
00:29:57.780 Like, he's just over.
00:29:59.120 Literally me as a child, when I, like, finally, because I'm only a child, like, I'm like,
00:30:02.480 oh my God, friends?
00:30:03.400 Stimulation?
00:30:03.880 Let's go.
00:30:05.080 Peers?
00:30:05.700 Yeah.
00:30:06.580 Interaction.
00:30:07.100 Social interaction.
00:30:07.540 Yeah, social interaction with other children my age.
00:30:09.240 Let's fucking go.
00:30:09.920 And I was like, dude, I feel like he's a homeschool kid, and he's not socialized properly.
00:30:13.640 Like, I was like, I need to socialize him.
00:30:15.020 I was like, that window is closing, and then he's going to be annoying.
00:30:17.240 Like, we're going to be that couple with a dog that can't be around other dogs.
00:30:19.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:20.460 And a lot of my family and friends have other dogs, like, and they would just get so annoyed
00:30:25.080 with squid, because he just wants to play.
00:30:26.760 Doing too much.
00:30:27.220 And Frenchies have a lot of energy, and they love to, like, do the little nipping and the biting,
00:30:31.540 which is not aggressive biting, but not all dogs like that energy.
00:30:34.740 Totally.
00:30:35.540 And so I was like, okay, I don't want him to, like, try to play and then get attacked or
00:30:39.920 something, so, like, we need to get him a friend.
00:30:42.180 Like, I was like, I need to get him a fucking friend.
00:30:43.920 Get him a buddy.
00:30:44.400 A social buddy.
00:30:45.400 And you got him one that was deaf, which is strategic.
00:30:47.340 Exactly.
00:30:47.940 That was actually so smart.
00:30:49.380 Yeah, honestly, we had no idea he was deaf.
00:30:52.380 I, like, found him on a website, and then I, like, messaged the guy.
00:30:56.320 But I wrote that, like, we already have a Frenchie.
00:30:59.000 I know that they're high maintenance.
00:31:00.180 I know they have problems.
00:31:01.380 Like, we're more than equipped to take care of him.
00:31:02.940 This one's, like, exorcist.
00:31:04.140 Yeah.
00:31:04.940 Yeah.
00:31:05.500 Yeah.
00:31:06.060 Trust me, I've mastered it.
00:31:07.220 Yeah.
00:31:07.580 And then the guy even told me, he was like, honestly, the reason why I picked you guys
00:31:10.580 is because you said you have a Frenchie and you understand their high maintenance because
00:31:13.200 I, you know.
00:31:14.120 But when we went to go meet him at the dog park, he was so cute.
00:31:17.740 Like, you know, like, he was a man taking the pictures.
00:31:21.400 And so, like, they were really awful pictures.
00:31:23.840 Like, they're, like, from super far away.
00:31:26.140 They're really dark.
00:31:26.700 You're not doing them any justice.
00:31:27.500 All their worst angles.
00:31:28.420 Yeah.
00:31:29.380 Yeah.
00:31:29.820 Yeah.
00:31:29.980 Yeah.
00:31:30.060 Yeah.
00:31:30.140 I was, like, showing the pictures to my family and they were, like, oh, cute.
00:31:33.340 Because he, like, looks like, oh, so cute.
00:31:35.660 Oh, and I hope it works out.
00:31:37.360 Because I was, like, excited.
00:31:38.380 I was, like, I'm telling you, I have a good feeling about it.
00:31:39.980 And then when we met him, my boyfriend was, like, he's way cuter than I thought he was
00:31:43.420 going to be.
00:31:43.680 Because the pictures were so awful.
00:31:45.080 Busted.
00:31:45.380 Yeah.
00:31:46.000 And then when we're trying to.
00:31:46.800 It's almost hard at this point.
00:31:48.080 Yeah.
00:31:48.560 The iPhone is.
00:31:49.280 The iPhone is so good.
00:31:50.320 So good.
00:31:50.860 Yeah.
00:31:51.300 To intentionally take a bad phone is crazy.
00:31:53.300 Yeah.
00:31:53.440 You have to work really hard for that.
00:31:54.520 You have less and less excuses.
00:31:55.860 One was from, like, a hundred yards away, it felt like.
00:31:58.400 Like, he was on a planet across the room.
00:31:59.880 Yeah.
00:32:00.020 And he just, like, took it.
00:32:00.920 And so we met him.
00:32:01.540 He goes, yeah, you know, he hasn't really had any problems.
00:32:04.200 Like, he had one issue with his back, but he's good now.
00:32:07.140 And blah, blah, blah.
00:32:07.560 We're, like, okay.
00:32:08.460 And then he goes, also, I can't confirm this, but I think he's deaf.
00:32:11.700 Okay.
00:32:12.160 And I go, you think he's deaf?
00:32:14.180 And he goes, I just have a feeling.
00:32:15.800 I go, why?
00:32:16.940 And I was, like, have you gotten him to take test it, to get tested for it?
00:32:20.240 And he goes, yeah, but the reason why I took him was because on Fourth of July, like, where
00:32:24.580 he lived, there was, like, a huge fireworks thing.
00:32:27.440 And so a lot of, they always send out things to people with dogs.
00:32:29.520 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:30.320 Huge fireworks show.
00:32:31.260 And he said he didn't wake up once.
00:32:33.160 Like, he wasn't moved.
00:32:34.700 He wasn't bothered.
00:32:35.220 Could just be unbothered.
00:32:35.800 Right.
00:32:35.980 That's what I said.
00:32:36.600 Yeah.
00:32:36.860 And then I was, like, because I thought Squid was deaf.
00:32:39.340 Turns out he just didn't like listening.
00:32:40.960 Well, that's.
00:32:41.460 We've got one of those.
00:32:42.380 The pool interior actually has that same quality.
00:32:44.020 It's crazy.
00:32:44.540 Same with the fireworks.
00:32:45.700 They're just, like, enjoy your night.
00:32:48.180 But if this thing hears me.
00:32:49.420 Yeah, but, like, the crack of a banana from 300 feet away.
00:32:52.820 No, because Jeremy really did think that, like, Diggy, our new dog, had hearing issues.
00:32:56.320 He was, like, I really think there's something wrong.
00:32:57.860 And I was, like, bitch, fucking sit down and watch this.
00:32:59.980 And literally I put a piece of toast in the toaster.
00:33:01.680 He's upstairs.
00:33:02.840 The toaster pops.
00:33:03.780 It's, like, ding.
00:33:05.000 And, Diggy, you hear the little paws coming towards you.
00:33:07.420 And I was, like, sit down.
00:33:08.800 I was, like, sit down.
00:33:09.700 No, and so he said the same thing.
00:33:12.880 And I'm, like, well, he could just be a bad listener.
00:33:14.420 And he's, like, okay.
00:33:15.420 So when I took him, we fostered him for, like, a couple weeks before we adopted him.
00:33:19.060 And I took him to our vet.
00:33:20.120 And I was, like, just did, like, a whole little physical.
00:33:22.200 And then I told him about the hearing thing.
00:33:23.780 I was, like, I am a little concerned.
00:33:25.720 And then the guy told me when he took him to the vet, it's not affecting his quality of life.
00:33:29.060 So, you know, he was saying, like, it's probably not worth getting a test because it's, like, $400 or whatever to get a hearing test.
00:33:35.100 And they just can tell you yes or no.
00:33:36.500 Right.
00:33:36.880 There's no cure.
00:33:37.600 You can't stand on that side and I'll stand on this side and not clap.
00:33:39.620 Well, that's why my vet was, like, well, I could test it.
00:33:43.300 And so he, like.
00:33:44.340 Open up the bag of the favorite food behind him.
00:33:46.000 See if he does this.
00:33:46.580 Literally crack a bag of chips.
00:33:47.500 Well, he, like, he slammed something down on the counter and that made him look.
00:33:51.620 But it's, like, he feels vibrations.
00:33:53.420 Oh, right.
00:33:53.860 So then he had me drop it behind him.
00:33:55.980 And it was, like, a big tin.
00:33:57.480 And it made a loud-ass noise.
00:33:59.320 Like a clang.
00:33:59.980 He didn't move.
00:34:01.180 Not at all.
00:34:01.600 He goes, yeah, he's deaf.
00:34:02.860 He's deaf.
00:34:04.100 That's $400.
00:34:05.020 The results are in.
00:34:07.140 He's deaf.
00:34:07.600 Like, $40 would be great.
00:34:09.420 Well, ours picked up epilepsy, like, week three, week four.
00:34:12.760 No, no, no.
00:34:13.180 He had had a seizure, like, a year before we adopted him.
00:34:17.580 And they, like, were super open about it.
00:34:18.980 And we're, like, here's all his, like, medical records or whatever.
00:34:20.940 Yeah.
00:34:21.660 Well, he also said he liked baths.
00:34:24.320 Can't confirm.
00:34:25.080 Fucking hates baths.
00:34:26.280 So we're, like, okay, what's true?
00:34:27.720 What's, like, not true?
00:34:28.380 Yeah.
00:34:29.140 You know, sorting through the facts here.
00:34:31.140 Like, the first bath.
00:34:31.940 You're going to love this.
00:34:32.760 He's, like, what the fuck?
00:34:34.500 Literally.
00:34:35.060 He's, like, he's, like.
00:34:36.220 He's all doing that.
00:34:37.140 Yeah, he got hurt.
00:34:37.580 I'm, like.
00:34:38.120 Oh, yeah, we really fucking love this.
00:34:39.640 Loves baths, huh?
00:34:41.080 Thanks, Kathy.
00:34:43.820 And so we.
00:34:46.660 I think maybe it was probably in his first year that he did have a seizure.
00:34:50.040 And so, like, just one.
00:34:51.300 We're chilling.
00:34:51.940 It's all good.
00:34:52.940 Just a little baby.
00:34:53.420 We don't have other hobbies.
00:34:54.520 So.
00:34:54.860 We're not in pickleball.
00:34:55.560 We're not in pickleball.
00:34:56.180 Yeah.
00:34:56.440 We're, like, booked.
00:34:57.080 For real.
00:34:57.740 I was, like.
00:34:58.260 And when we brought him home, like, they meshed well.
00:35:00.860 Him being deaf has worked out tremendously.
00:35:03.520 That's what I was going to say.
00:35:03.960 I feel like there's benefits to that.
00:35:05.040 Yeah.
00:35:05.260 Yeah.
00:35:05.480 He's absolutely.
00:35:06.100 And I can confirm he is for sure deaf.
00:35:08.480 Like, he absolutely is.
00:35:10.560 It's.
00:35:10.860 And they.
00:35:11.320 I think the old guy probably could, too.
00:35:12.720 He just didn't want to say it.
00:35:13.780 Yeah.
00:35:14.660 That's why I was, like.
00:35:15.360 I think he just didn't want to, like, spend the money to get him tested.
00:35:18.120 Which I get.
00:35:18.800 Yeah.
00:35:18.880 So I was, like.
00:35:19.500 Well.
00:35:20.120 He's better.
00:35:20.880 It's better now.
00:35:22.080 It worked out.
00:35:22.700 Thankfully, like, he has completely 180'd Squid.
00:35:25.520 Like, Squid is so chill with other dogs now.
00:35:27.620 Like, because now he has someone.
00:35:29.000 Because they would, like, WWE wrestle on my couch.
00:35:32.080 Yeah.
00:35:32.360 For, like, 20 minutes straight.
00:35:34.080 But it's, like, slow motion.
00:35:36.000 Like, just two hippos.
00:35:37.280 Yeah.
00:35:37.540 Being, like, ooh.
00:35:38.460 And then they take 10 minute breaks in between.
00:35:40.700 And they'll.
00:35:41.300 Yeah.
00:35:41.940 They'll sleep for an hour and a half.
00:35:43.160 Is he older or younger?
00:35:44.580 Tuna's actually younger than Squid.
00:35:46.300 Got it.
00:35:46.540 Okay.
00:35:46.720 So he's probably.
00:35:47.860 I think Squid's two.
00:35:49.160 And he's, like, right behind him.
00:35:50.260 So he's, like, one and a half.
00:35:51.940 Yeah.
00:35:52.120 So they're, like, right up against each other.
00:35:54.080 But they're, like, perfect boys.
00:35:56.280 Two little sausages.
00:35:57.400 They love each other.
00:35:58.140 Now they're in a real bestie phase.
00:35:59.940 Oh.
00:36:00.620 Squid was in a real, like, I'm going to WWE wrestle this bitch every single day.
00:36:05.480 Like, every single day.
00:36:07.000 Squid was, like, ah, ah, ah.
00:36:08.800 And because Tuna's deaf, it doesn't bother him as much.
00:36:11.280 Right.
00:36:11.740 So he just lets him bite him.
00:36:13.560 And he's just going.
00:36:14.600 And he's, like, ah, ah, ah.
00:36:15.940 Just over and over and over again.
00:36:17.140 Until he got tired enough.
00:36:18.140 And now they're besties.
00:36:19.340 I'm not entirely sure.
00:36:20.320 Are there any other artists that are aware that the other exists yet?
00:36:23.560 They coexist so peacefully.
00:36:25.520 What if they think they're, like, reflections?
00:36:27.240 Disruptions.
00:36:27.560 Yeah.
00:36:28.560 They'll, like, kind of come in and they go.
00:36:31.020 And, like, walk away.
00:36:32.020 And you're, like, what?
00:36:32.460 Do they ever play?
00:36:33.180 They don't ever play?
00:36:33.840 No, they do.
00:36:34.280 They'll do WWE SmackDown on their couch for, like, about 60 seconds once a day.
00:36:38.880 And then, again, sleep for four hours.
00:36:40.440 And that's kind of it for, like, acknowledging each other's existence.
00:36:44.160 Yeah.
00:36:44.340 But, like, they'll wake up in the morning and, like, sniff each other and be, like, oh, are
00:36:46.640 you guys meeting for the first time right now?
00:36:47.660 Like, what's going on here?
00:36:48.520 Like, did you forget that you also live with this dog last time?
00:36:52.360 That's why I said that.
00:36:53.080 Maybe they think that's me.
00:36:54.200 Well, that's me.
00:36:54.860 That's just me.
00:36:55.760 Yeah.
00:36:56.580 That's me.
00:36:57.220 They have enough self-awareness.
00:36:58.620 Aren't you glad you're, like, you're raising something with your boyfriend just to, like,
00:37:01.660 get a sense for what he does and doesn't care about in that, like, style?
00:37:05.280 Yeah.
00:37:05.520 Like, he's all about food.
00:37:08.080 Like, he does their food and everything.
00:37:10.500 The one thing my boyfriend, like, just struggles with severely is dog shit.
00:37:14.960 I don't know what it is about shit.
00:37:16.660 Like, it truly makes him gag so violently.
00:37:19.940 Like, nothing grosses him out, really.
00:37:21.820 Nothing, like.
00:37:22.640 Like, he would rather clean, like, human vomit than clean dog shit, which I don't get.
00:37:27.000 Really?
00:37:27.600 Yeah.
00:37:28.000 Oh, I'm on reverse on that for sure.
00:37:29.120 Me too.
00:37:29.840 Me too.
00:37:30.260 Yeah.
00:37:30.580 Is that, are you like that too?
00:37:31.740 I don't, I've never thought to myself I'd rather clean human vomit.
00:37:35.140 I've never been like, yeah, that's, that's the bullshit.
00:37:37.140 Well, me personally, I like to clean human vomit.
00:37:39.120 But I was like, I would rather clean a toilet than a kitchen.
00:37:42.380 That's tea.
00:37:43.080 Jeremy, brain cells, he walks in the kitchen, brain cells exiting.
00:37:47.880 No thoughts, just vibes.
00:37:49.120 No thoughts.
00:37:49.640 No vibes.
00:37:50.500 No vibes.
00:37:50.940 No vibes.
00:37:51.460 No vibes.
00:37:52.140 She's not kidding.
00:37:53.400 It's crazy.
00:37:54.380 For such an intelligent man.
00:37:55.520 It is crazy.
00:37:57.360 Do you just not like cooking or do you not like cleaning?
00:37:59.340 Oh, I don't cook.
00:38:00.100 I don't cook.
00:38:00.620 Really?
00:38:00.980 At all.
00:38:01.380 That's not gonna happen.
00:38:02.640 No one wants to eat it.
00:38:03.700 No, it's terrible.
00:38:04.760 It's everyone, it's a lose-lose if you cook.
00:38:06.300 Oh, it's a lose-lose.
00:38:06.820 Yeah.
00:38:06.880 But I come back sometimes from having seen, like, the mess that I left and I go, what happened?
00:38:12.040 You're like the Hulk, you just back out?
00:38:12.880 Like, when I got done eating, did I just go?
00:38:16.260 You just leave?
00:38:17.020 Literally just leave.
00:38:17.840 And I walk in, I'm like, what the fuck is this tornado in here?
00:38:20.500 Is the elf gonna take care of it that we don't have?
00:38:22.880 The kitchen elf.
00:38:23.780 It's me.
00:38:24.180 What was the kitchen elf?
00:38:25.460 It's me.
00:38:26.200 I am the kitchen elf.
00:38:26.960 I'm aware that this is annoying.
00:38:28.200 Why am I doing this?
00:38:29.600 I haven't stopped doing it yet.
00:38:30.620 I do want to be clear, though, that, like, although Jeremy cannot, cannot literally function
00:38:33.700 whatsoever in the kitchen, all of our tech stuff and, like, security of our house,
00:38:37.060 like, we have a very, like, balanced household, I'd say, so, like, I don't want anyone to,
00:38:41.140 like, rag on him, yeah.
00:38:42.400 No, your strengths.
00:38:43.280 I get that.
00:38:43.960 Like, Dave, week two, you were like, you take the trash out.
00:38:46.300 Okay, that's your job.
00:38:47.660 That's a you thing.
00:38:48.300 That's a you thing.
00:38:48.960 That's a you thing.
00:38:49.780 Although, I did take the trash out last night.
00:38:51.220 I know, I heard that.
00:38:51.920 I know.
00:38:52.660 I appreciate it.
00:38:53.160 I'm so welcome.
00:38:53.820 That's so nice.
00:38:54.940 I literally, my boyfriend loves to cook.
00:38:57.920 Like, he prefers to cook.
00:38:59.800 I don't.
00:39:00.600 Yeah.
00:39:00.740 So that works out.
00:39:01.700 No, that's perfect.
00:39:02.440 Yeah, that's perfect.
00:39:03.040 You see, like, you just, like, hang in.
00:39:04.100 Yeah, the problem is Lauren doesn't like to cook, so.
00:39:07.260 You guys are at a real crossroads.
00:39:08.600 Yeah.
00:39:08.760 We're on that, like, meal delivery service situation.
00:39:12.640 Oh, I feel that.
00:39:13.360 Yeah.
00:39:13.740 That's one of the greatest curses of this is the opportunity to eat out every fucking day.
00:39:19.660 Yeah.
00:39:20.160 It is a privilege.
00:39:21.300 Don't get me wrong.
00:39:22.520 But it is a curse in a lot of ways.
00:39:24.680 My fridge was like a drink fridge.
00:39:26.880 My sister kept calling it the drink fridge because there was no food in there.
00:39:29.540 And a college frat guy?
00:39:30.460 Yeah, because every time I buy food, I'm gone for weeks.
00:39:34.100 The shit goes bad.
00:39:35.020 It's a waste of money.
00:39:35.620 Throw it out.
00:39:36.240 Like, so then I'm like, I can't buy groceries because I'm just gonna, they're gonna go bad.
00:39:40.480 Yeah.
00:39:40.840 But it's because I would grocery shop like how I did before I did this, which is like,
00:39:44.140 you know, you buy for the week or you buy for a couple weeks.
00:39:45.700 Oh, your produce, your bread.
00:39:46.760 Yeah.
00:39:47.100 But now I have to buy in, like, two-day increments.
00:39:49.640 Yeah.
00:39:49.880 I literally shop, grocery shop, like, I'm gonna have to go on the run in, like, a couple days.
00:39:53.440 Just in case.
00:39:54.300 I have to Jason Bourne, like, exit.
00:39:56.760 Just in case.
00:39:57.520 Just as my go bag.
00:39:58.580 Yeah.
00:39:59.660 Yeah.
00:40:00.080 I might literally get up.
00:40:00.840 But she loves the grocery store.
00:40:01.780 I love the grocery store.
00:40:03.200 You do?
00:40:03.400 I love the grocery store.
00:40:04.560 Just grocery shopping in general or just the vibes in there?
00:40:06.940 Yes.
00:40:07.940 Yes.
00:40:08.700 Yes.
00:40:09.580 Yes.
00:40:10.100 What's your favorite grocery store?
00:40:11.700 Love a Whole Foods, but I also love a Ralph's.
00:40:13.900 I love Ralph's.
00:40:15.020 I love a Ralph's.
00:40:15.520 She loves Ralph's.
00:40:15.940 People really shit on Ralph's.
00:40:17.280 And I'm like, guys, this is where the deals are.
00:40:19.160 I love Ralph's.
00:40:20.240 Yeah.
00:40:20.460 Ralph's, Vaughn's, Stater Brothers.
00:40:22.000 Because I don't like, like, I love Whole Foods.
00:40:24.520 I feel like they're, like, prep food is so great.
00:40:25.860 But I also want to be able to, like, buy the shittiest, most, like, fake bag of chips in
00:40:30.500 the world.
00:40:30.940 And, like, someplace, like, Whole Foods, you can't do that.
00:40:32.740 Yeah.
00:40:33.340 I know.
00:40:34.040 All that healthy shit.
00:40:35.040 Oh, yeah.
00:40:35.400 It's like, this is too healthy.
00:40:36.460 Give me, like, the fake shit with a preservative.
00:40:37.980 You need a balance.
00:40:38.500 And I feel like Ralph's really serves it up.
00:40:40.740 Oh, I tried the Haley Beaver smoothie for the first time.
00:40:45.340 Oh, how was it?
00:40:45.880 Like, a week ago or so.
00:40:46.900 Like, draw down an investment.
00:40:48.500 Yeah.
00:40:48.980 Yeah.
00:40:49.420 $22 later.
00:40:50.160 I had to take out a second mortgage and then I got it.
00:40:52.040 Yeah.
00:40:52.420 But it, honestly, it's pretty good.
00:40:54.560 Yeah, that's what I hear.
00:40:55.120 I haven't heard one person like, this is gross.
00:40:56.640 No, it's pretty good.
00:40:57.500 Yeah.
00:40:57.620 Like, I was like, you know what?
00:40:59.720 This bitch kind of ate with this smoothie.
00:41:01.220 Like, is it $30?
00:41:02.460 Yeah.
00:41:02.780 Is that insane?
00:41:03.580 Yeah.
00:41:04.220 Did I try it?
00:41:05.040 Of course I did.
00:41:05.620 I think to myself, if I had a smoothie named after me, one, it wouldn't be $30.
00:41:09.360 And two, would it be good?
00:41:10.740 I'm not sure.
00:41:11.780 I think one of the things when people have like, you like this?
00:41:13.820 I feel like the consensus is like, it's expensive, but it's really good.
00:41:17.060 Yeah.
00:41:17.540 I can imagine like, oh, it sucks and it's expensive.
00:41:19.500 And it's expensive.
00:41:20.420 Yeah.
00:41:20.940 It's one of, it's like, I was, I saw a TikTok, because obviously I've been seeing people talk
00:41:24.740 about it for like the last year.
00:41:25.720 Totally.
00:41:26.100 And I hadn't tried it ever.
00:41:27.420 And then I saw one TikTok of two grown men being like, can I tell you something?
00:41:32.000 Yeah.
00:41:32.280 They're like, that bitch knows her way about a blender.
00:41:35.140 I saw that one and I go, all right, I'm going to try it.
00:41:37.960 This is the influencer that got me.
00:41:39.040 Yeah.
00:41:39.500 I've been influenced.
00:41:40.240 Because neither of them wanted to like it.
00:41:42.060 No.
00:41:42.360 They didn't want to be able to go, this is stupid.
00:41:44.040 Yeah.
00:41:44.380 That is the most candid review.
00:41:46.020 Yeah.
00:41:46.400 And I, and I went and I tried it and it was good.
00:41:49.640 It was very, very delicious.
00:41:51.360 There's a couple of things I feel like that have really changed Jeremy's life.
00:41:53.580 Like not only like now being his wife, like obviously that was like a life change as well
00:41:56.440 too.
00:41:56.640 But the two things I feel like I got him off Carmex and onto Aquaphor.
00:42:00.720 OKT.
00:42:01.400 One.
00:42:01.920 Carmex is.
00:42:02.400 I had no idea that I was putting salt in my lips.
00:42:04.180 This man, this man was drinking lukewarm room temp water and I got him a Stanley and I was
00:42:09.400 like, welcome to the world.
00:42:10.840 I love a Stanley.
00:42:11.640 Of cold water for 48 hours at a time.
00:42:13.880 It's just me and the girls walk around with our jugs of water.
00:42:17.100 It's wonderful.
00:42:17.520 Me and the girls.
00:42:17.960 Me and the girls.
00:42:18.560 Just one of the girls.
00:42:19.420 When I saw those Stanleys, like when they first started getting popular, I told my sister,
00:42:23.600 I was like, I think I need to try that white girl cup.
00:42:26.220 And?
00:42:26.640 I need to try that shit.
00:42:27.880 I need to try it.
00:42:29.440 They're eating with that.
00:42:30.420 I said that white girl cup.
00:42:31.580 I need to try it.
00:42:32.420 And I did.
00:42:33.140 And now I have fucking four of them.
00:42:34.420 Like, they're good.
00:42:35.500 The things that I would get out of bed for once I'm already in, walk all the way downstairs,
00:42:39.460 walk all the way back when I have water sitting to my left.
00:42:41.700 But it's not as cold.
00:42:44.240 Oh, I love it.
00:42:45.540 You've been right about a couple of things.
00:42:47.300 That and sunscreen.
00:42:48.720 Who would have thought?
00:42:50.020 Crazy.
00:42:50.960 I said a couple of things.
00:42:52.380 I know there's stuff like that I've put my boyfriend on too.
00:42:55.060 Is he at skincare?
00:42:56.580 Does he do skincare?
00:42:57.160 He loves skincare.
00:42:58.060 Yeah, like now.
00:42:59.060 Can I ask you a question though?
00:42:59.760 What does he put you onto?
00:43:01.180 Ooh, that's a good question.
00:43:04.820 I'm like, nothing.
00:43:05.720 I'm perfect.
00:43:06.420 Coming up blank.
00:43:07.220 You're like, I was actually fully cooked when I met him.
00:43:08.940 Yeah, I was actually flawless when I met him.
00:43:11.040 Don't make me ask your family.
00:43:13.320 I honestly am trying to think.
00:43:14.640 Like, as far as products go, I really don't know.
00:43:16.660 Because when I first started dating my boyfriend and I went in his room for the first time,
00:43:19.900 it was really clean.
00:43:21.100 But he had like, one, his bed, it was like pushed in the corner.
00:43:24.040 Yeah, I was just.
00:43:24.720 And then one lamp.
00:43:26.900 And then when we moved in together, I was like, okay, so I want to rearrange some things.
00:43:32.080 I'd like to get in from the bed.
00:43:33.880 Black sheets.
00:43:34.440 Not from the other side.
00:43:35.120 Don't like that.
00:43:36.320 And then I was like, we need to move the bed.
00:43:38.720 And he was like, well, where?
00:43:39.860 And I go, in the middle, so I can get up.
00:43:42.280 And he was like, oh, does it have to be like that?
00:43:45.060 And I go, well, I'm not a teenager, so I'm not going to roll off my bed.
00:43:48.480 Do you want me to scoot to the end and get off?
00:43:50.900 And I'm not doing that.
00:43:51.780 Did he want to just like climb over you too?
00:43:53.840 No, he was like, oh, go on that side.
00:43:55.360 I was like, hey, we're adults.
00:43:56.920 We can have in the middle.
00:43:57.700 Yeah, and I was like, we need one of these.
00:43:59.420 And I'm talking about end tables.
00:44:00.580 And he goes, for what?
00:44:01.720 And I go, for the side of the bed.
00:44:04.260 And he was like, I know, but what does it hold?
00:44:06.500 For what?
00:44:07.140 And I was like, your things?
00:44:08.960 Like, where do you plug in your phone?
00:44:10.080 He goes, oh, I just plug it in and put it on the windowsill next to him.
00:44:13.380 Built in.
00:44:14.040 Yeah, he was like, I already have it.
00:44:15.680 And I was like, okay, well, I don't have one, so we're buying end tables.
00:44:19.360 Yeah.
00:44:19.800 I think by like the single mother who raised me, I instilled a few of those things.
00:44:23.780 Yeah.
00:44:24.040 Because I had.
00:44:25.120 He had great furniture.
00:44:26.200 When I walked in the apartment, I was like, oh, this is a fully cooked man who like knows
00:44:29.380 how to find blue.com.
00:44:30.080 It's funny too, because my boyfriend was raised by a single mom.
00:44:32.540 Yeah.
00:44:32.960 Oh, that's right.
00:44:33.420 Yeah.
00:44:33.880 But he, it's just like furniture.
00:44:35.880 It's like extra shit.
00:44:37.100 Like decor.
00:44:38.040 Yeah.
00:44:38.160 Like shit that like makes a home a home.
00:44:39.960 You know what I mean?
00:44:40.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:40.600 There was nothing on my walls.
00:44:41.380 There was white.
00:44:41.880 And there was nothing, yeah, and like there was, it was never going to be anything on
00:44:45.180 the wall.
00:44:45.620 Like was there a throw blanket?
00:44:46.840 Yes.
00:44:47.300 But like art, too far.
00:44:49.540 You hated my throw blanket.
00:44:51.020 It was just not soft.
00:44:52.080 So it's like, why get a throw blanket if it's not going to be soft?
00:44:54.640 It's warm.
00:44:55.280 Find me the logic.
00:44:57.360 When I first moved in with my boyfriend too, I was like living, oh, this was right before
00:45:01.460 COVID.
00:45:01.860 So I had like moved in and then I had to stay there because of COVID, but I was with his
00:45:06.200 family.
00:45:06.520 So his brother lived in the house at the time.
00:45:08.380 And obviously because I'm moving in, I like have all of these products and like I have
00:45:13.080 them all in the drawer and everything.
00:45:14.820 And because I'm a Virgo, I know when my shit is touched.
00:45:17.680 Right.
00:45:18.060 And my boyfriend, yeah, so I would go in there and I would see things out of order and I was
00:45:22.180 like, somebody's been here.
00:45:24.260 And I would tell my boyfriend and I'm like, I think your brother's using my stuff.
00:45:27.680 And then he was like, like, what stuff?
00:45:29.120 And I go, like my skincare.
00:45:30.940 Like what stuff?
00:45:32.380 Yeah, it was like, like my serums and my moisturizers and all that.
00:45:36.020 And I go, and I don't care, but where's he putting it?
00:45:39.060 Because I'm putting it on my face.
00:45:40.560 So I just want to know.
00:45:42.080 And like the way he-
00:45:42.860 Great question.
00:45:43.280 I literally found out like he was like, like he's in a fucking Nordstrom.
00:45:46.140 He's just like, well, it's just, it's just-
00:45:48.380 But don't you just see a video of him by himself going, huh, let's try this out.
00:45:52.640 He was literally just sampling everything because they had never like done stuff like that
00:45:56.840 before.
00:45:57.180 Like my boyfriend used to just put baby lotion on his face and that's it.
00:45:59.840 Okay.
00:46:00.660 Perfect skin, by the way.
00:46:01.920 Hey, fuck you.
00:46:02.820 Yeah, what the fuck's that about?
00:46:03.480 Yeah, must be nice.
00:46:04.380 Can't relate to that.
00:46:05.360 Literally, like dabs his wet, like water washed face off with the same towel that he wipes
00:46:10.780 his balls with.
00:46:11.860 Perfect skin.
00:46:12.800 Perfect skin.
00:46:13.920 What's that about?
00:46:14.480 Must be fucking nice.
00:46:15.280 Must be fucking nice.
00:46:15.940 Yeah, I was like, what?
00:46:16.720 Must be fucking nice.
00:46:17.540 That's not true.
00:46:18.120 That's slanderous.
00:46:18.880 One pimple in his leg.
00:46:20.660 Hasn't touched a serum.
00:46:21.760 Hasn't touched a lotion.
00:46:22.800 I will say-
00:46:23.240 Started wearing sunscreen at 32.
00:46:25.800 I'm 32.
00:46:26.400 I've neglected my facial everything.
00:46:30.800 And that's because you guys have perfect skin.
00:46:32.840 I don't know what the fuck that is.
00:46:33.280 I didn't used to, though.
00:46:33.820 Didn't used to.
00:46:34.500 But also he's white, so I'm like, you gotta step this up now or else it's gonna go downhill
00:46:37.780 quick.
00:46:38.560 You're staring down the barrel, girl.
00:46:39.580 Yeah, you're staring down the barrel.
00:46:40.300 I did notice that other white dude couples with Asian women, and I'm like, you look terrible.
00:46:47.720 If it gets too far, then it starts looking like I'm a mail-order bride.
00:46:52.160 It's always the guy.
00:46:53.460 You know what I mean?
00:46:53.640 You know what I mean?
00:46:54.000 I mean, when's the last time you saw a beautifully, like, oh, the white guy looks great at 80 and
00:46:59.120 his Asian wife doesn't.
00:47:00.300 And his wife looks awful.
00:47:01.620 Show me one.
00:47:03.260 It's not gonna happen.
00:47:04.220 I'm not gonna be that one.
00:47:05.780 You're not getting me like that.
00:47:07.180 So, yeah, I now go to her Botox doctor to try and just keep me frozen in time.
00:47:11.080 To keep the eyebrows at the level they're supposed to be.
00:47:13.700 Is that your 11s?
00:47:14.540 I forget.
00:47:15.020 No, that's your 11s, I think.
00:47:16.260 I don't even know.
00:47:17.000 I've never gotten Botox.
00:47:17.700 I've never gotten Botox.
00:47:17.800 I'm not sure.
00:47:18.440 Have you ever gotten Botox?
00:47:20.000 I've never gotten them.
00:47:20.780 Yeah.
00:47:21.100 I really want to try the sweat ones.
00:47:23.280 Oh, I almost got that.
00:47:24.040 Okay, so I've heard, though, that, like, if it stops the sweat in that area, but it'll find
00:47:28.120 a new place to come out.
00:47:29.100 I know, and then I'm worried.
00:47:29.920 Which really scares me.
00:47:30.520 That's like rolling the dice on a gamble that I don't know if I want to take.
00:47:32.700 It's like it will redirect it.
00:47:33.880 Like somewhere even weirder.
00:47:34.620 Somewhere even weirder, yeah.
00:47:35.960 Like my forearms, my, like, elbow pits are just, like, perspiring, and I'm like, I don't
00:47:39.700 know about this.
00:47:40.200 It's your back.
00:47:40.780 The center of your back.
00:47:41.960 Oh, I would die.
00:47:42.920 Because I'm a sweaty girl, like, I get hot really easily.
00:47:45.420 Same, same.
00:47:46.120 Yeah, so I, and I sweat the most, like, on my hairline and, like, my neck area.
00:47:51.500 Ooh, that feels so hot, too.
00:47:52.780 Oh, yeah, and it's the first place people look.
00:47:55.560 So, when I'm sweating, they're like, it's hot out here, huh?
00:47:58.420 And I'm like, I'm actually cold.
00:48:00.920 I'm actually frigid.
00:48:01.560 I'm shivering.
00:48:02.120 It's a beautiful breeze.
00:48:03.620 No, like, if you were to, like, remember, like, the show Room Raiders?
00:48:06.280 Yes.
00:48:06.880 Uh, yeah.
00:48:07.800 Love.
00:48:08.160 Throwback.
00:48:08.640 If you were, like, go into our room and look at the bed and go, I wonder which side the
00:48:13.680 six foot four kind of hairy dude sleeps on, and you would think that it was hers, for sure.
00:48:19.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:20.180 I'm a sweaty girl.
00:48:21.260 But I'm also on, like, anti-anxiety medication, and that makes that, like, it makes it really.
00:48:25.620 And don't you feel mean?
00:48:26.640 That's right.
00:48:27.320 That's right.
00:48:28.400 That's right.
00:48:29.720 That's so ableist of you.
00:48:31.100 So thanks for violating my HIPAA rights anyways.
00:48:35.340 Yeah, you definitely have more temperature issues than I do.
00:48:37.620 Yeah, no, but it really fucks with your, like, heat regulation.
00:48:39.200 But, hold on.
00:48:39.520 If you're hot or if you're cold and you walk by the temperature on the wall.
00:48:44.020 This is a hot take here in our household.
00:48:45.460 If it was 72 degrees and you wanted to make it cooler.
00:48:48.940 Yeah.
00:48:49.460 What are you turning it to?
00:48:50.600 I turned mine to, like, 69, 68.
00:48:52.820 But let's say it was, like, let's say you're already at 69.
00:48:55.200 Okay.
00:48:55.680 And let's say, oh, you know, it's too cold in here.
00:48:57.380 Yeah.
00:48:57.580 I like it to be warmer.
00:48:58.580 What would you turn it to?
00:48:59.940 70, probably.
00:49:00.780 Right.
00:49:01.220 Because that's a normal thing.
00:49:02.480 Lauren does, like, one way or the other.
00:49:05.520 No, no, no, no.
00:49:06.600 But, like, I'm going extremes.
00:49:08.040 Like, even in the car, it's, like, either the AC is at 10 or it's at 2.
00:49:10.880 10 on high or 0.
00:49:13.120 It is, like, there's just no finesse.
00:49:15.300 Listen, it's not the most logical part of me.
00:49:16.420 There's nothing in the middle.
00:49:17.540 It's just one way or the other.
00:49:19.360 My boyfriend actually runs really hot, too.
00:49:22.340 Hotter than me.
00:49:23.220 Like, honestly, he sweats easier than I do.
00:49:24.900 So, like, living together, too, I've had to really adjust, like, comforters, like, sheets.
00:49:29.800 Like, I have to get comforters that are cool enough but still warm.
00:49:33.680 Can we talk about sheets, actually?
00:49:34.660 Oh, there we go.
00:49:35.400 Like, jersey sheets are too hot for him.
00:49:37.660 Oh, yeah.
00:49:37.980 I love a jersey sheet.
00:49:38.800 I could do a jersey sheet.
00:49:39.920 Yeah, I would be French.
00:49:42.500 But do you both, you know, like, you can, like, tuck a sheet.
00:49:45.840 Is it a nurse's corner?
00:49:46.720 Is that what it's called?
00:49:47.560 Oh.
00:49:47.860 Do you like the nurse's corner or do you hate the nurse's corner?
00:49:49.980 Is that the one where it's, like, it does not move?
00:49:51.900 Yeah.
00:49:52.720 I like that on a sheet.
00:49:54.040 I hate a flat sheet.
00:49:55.780 Like, one that goes on top of the fitted sheet.
00:49:57.680 Let's fucking go.
00:49:58.860 That's all the time we have to do this.
00:50:00.460 Thank you so much for watching.
00:50:01.660 We'll see you next week.
00:50:02.360 I think flat sheets are so pointless.
00:50:03.840 Get out of my face.
00:50:04.700 I don't need it.
00:50:05.300 So you're telling me that you're sweating directly into the comforter.
00:50:10.100 No barrier.
00:50:10.960 Right.
00:50:11.320 So the both of you are just too, just water pollinating.
00:50:14.620 Cooking.
00:50:14.920 And it just goes into the comforter every week, week over week, year after year.
00:50:18.940 Down with the fucking flat sheet.
00:50:20.220 When you could just have that one little sheet that you put that into the washer and everything
00:50:25.300 else just stays so fresh.
00:50:26.240 You know what's funny is the flat sheet goes on my bed when I'm washing the other sheet.
00:50:30.580 And I haven't changed.
00:50:31.260 I forgot to change the load or something.
00:50:32.680 Yeah.
00:50:32.960 Yeah.
00:50:33.160 And that flat sheet's always clean because I never use it.
00:50:34.900 Because you never use it.
00:50:35.580 Yeah.
00:50:35.960 So I just throw that bitch on there.
00:50:37.140 Oh.
00:50:37.340 Oh.
00:50:37.620 I feel so good about this.
00:50:39.460 I feel so.
00:50:40.360 Feeling validated.
00:50:41.140 Feeling validated.
00:50:41.660 It's a support group out there.
00:50:43.340 Yeah.
00:50:43.580 I just, I don't understand why you wouldn't want to keep.
00:50:45.360 It's right there.
00:50:45.940 It's right there.
00:50:46.580 Yeah.
00:50:46.960 Wouldn't you want to keep it.
00:50:48.000 You need a flat sheet.
00:50:48.620 Right.
00:50:49.500 Because that's what civilized humans do.
00:50:50.840 I, I.
00:50:53.200 Where did, what went wrong?
00:50:55.520 I feel, I don't like feeling constricted.
00:50:57.380 Like I got to have a leg out again.
00:50:58.520 Like I run hot.
00:50:59.380 Like I got to be able to kick a Lego and get it over on top of the comforter and stuff.
00:51:02.760 The flat sheet's too heavy.
00:51:04.260 No, but he tucks it in.
00:51:05.740 He wants me to be in a fucking asylum of flat sheet tucked into the sides.
00:51:09.520 He wants you to be swaddled.
00:51:09.880 I don't know because it'll just be kicked out over the week.
00:51:12.160 Yeah.
00:51:12.440 I kick it out.
00:51:13.300 Eventually I'll get into bed and like it's just in the bottom of the corner of the bed.
00:51:16.900 And I'm just like, okay, I'll just.
00:51:18.120 Listen, I don't take responsibility for what happens when I'm on the front of this.
00:51:19.920 You guys are passively putting the sheet on and on and kicking it off.
00:51:22.580 You have, you have no, every night.
00:51:23.800 It's a battle.
00:51:24.400 It's a battle.
00:51:24.820 Mind you, we have like that eight sleep thing where it's like changes the temperatures for both sides.
00:51:28.740 Oh, nice.
00:51:29.320 Yeah.
00:51:29.540 So like.
00:51:29.840 Nice.
00:51:32.760 It's also not as soft because I have like a cooling blanket that I also use.
00:51:36.700 And so I want to.
00:51:37.160 She's got the heat up with the cooling blanket.
00:51:40.340 Walk me through that.
00:51:41.240 And it works.
00:51:41.860 Okay.
00:51:43.660 You're curating a vibe when you go to sleep.
00:51:46.260 You're curating an energy bill.
00:51:47.440 Thank you.
00:51:48.460 Thank you.
00:51:49.300 My God.
00:51:50.140 We have solar.
00:51:50.740 It's fine.
00:51:51.980 So do I.
00:51:52.600 Yeah.
00:51:52.980 See, I feel like the.
00:51:55.060 Yeah.
00:51:55.140 My boyfriend doesn't really care about the flat sheet.
00:51:57.140 I don't think he's never told me.
00:51:58.980 Listen, if this man didn't have end tables, he's fine.
00:52:00.840 That's true.
00:52:01.320 That's how I know you guys.
00:52:02.020 One day you're going to have that conversation.
00:52:05.340 Sure.
00:52:06.020 And but circle back, please.
00:52:06.960 I know he's he starts to like he'll develop like really weird like things now, which I'm
00:52:12.580 like, oh, now you care about that.
00:52:14.240 You're like, what?
00:52:14.740 I've been with you for seven fucking years and he never gave a shit about that.
00:52:18.000 I forget the one he told me the other day.
00:52:19.640 It was something I like.
00:52:20.380 I just never put back.
00:52:22.100 I can't remember what it was.
00:52:23.120 He's like, when you do this, you have to put it back, which I am always doing that to him.
00:52:27.160 I'm like, hey, hey, hey, do you mind just maybe.
00:52:30.080 Oh, here's one for him that I like truly.
00:52:32.220 It drives me nuts.
00:52:33.160 It's like he takes the razor out.
00:52:35.160 Mind you, we have two.
00:52:36.160 Right.
00:52:36.540 Right.
00:52:36.780 Like for obvious reasons.
00:52:38.360 But then sometimes if there's only one in there, we share it.
00:52:40.540 But he'll take it out and use it to shave, but then won't put it back in there.
00:52:44.080 And I don't notice till I'm like balls deep in my everything shower.
00:52:48.060 Then I have to get out dripping wet and I have to creep over there and look for the
00:52:52.040 fucking razor.
00:52:52.880 Yeah.
00:52:53.120 And then I'm like, you didn't put the razor back.
00:52:54.420 He's like, oh, I'm sorry.
00:52:55.940 Every fucking time.
00:52:56.780 That.
00:52:57.180 And there's a hand towel in my kitchen.
00:52:58.640 I have like two hand towels hanging on the stove.
00:53:00.560 Yep.
00:53:00.780 Yep.
00:53:00.960 He uses the same one every time.
00:53:02.920 I don't know why it's that one.
00:53:04.320 That's like his favorite one.
00:53:05.260 And he uses it and then he puts it on the counter.
00:53:08.340 And then he puts it on the counter.
00:53:10.100 Put it back.
00:53:10.780 Yeah.
00:53:11.000 And I literally, the other day I go, if I like, I don't care how much time has
00:53:15.640 passed.
00:53:16.320 Every time you use this, like, I know it was you because it's in this exact
00:53:19.600 spot.
00:53:20.320 Like you could take half a second longer.
00:53:22.200 How did you know?
00:53:23.140 How did you?
00:53:24.000 I had a, I had a, your calling card was here.
00:53:26.620 You have, um, and you, you, you made it very clear to me early on.
00:53:30.240 The sink should always look as if it's never been used.
00:53:33.540 Have you tried to clean dried cheese off of the bottom of the sink?
00:53:39.880 This sink should look like it came from Lowe's today.
00:53:43.740 Just installed.
00:53:44.620 Today.
00:53:45.960 Within the hour.
00:53:46.940 Today.
00:53:47.420 The moment you get done washing your hands.
00:53:49.700 When he lets a scrambled egg die in the sink and cook on there for like two days.
00:53:54.540 I'm like, I, it's that.
00:53:59.180 And then this is actually one that we haven't talked about and I'm so excited that we can
00:54:01.720 debut this on the podcast right now.
00:54:03.680 Is that after he showers, so we have like in our closet, we've got a middle island that's
00:54:08.560 got drawers, but like we always, we both have, we both have like, um, we both like throw,
00:54:15.180 you know, like it's like the corner chair in the bedroom that just like gets shit tossed
00:54:18.300 on top.
00:54:18.700 Yeah.
00:54:18.840 Like laundry.
00:54:19.860 So, so we both like, we both have a bad habit of like throwing like, you know, a t-shirt
00:54:25.700 shorts, whatever on top.
00:54:27.280 And then after he showers, he leaves his wet towel on top of both of our shit.
00:54:31.400 It's not even just my shit.
00:54:32.320 It's his shit too.
00:54:33.600 His soggy ass towel.
00:54:34.720 And so it's like, if my man does the same fucking thing, he's like, you just made all
00:54:38.460 that shit damp.
00:54:39.440 Why?
00:54:40.120 Listen.
00:54:40.860 Why?
00:54:41.840 I don't love the things that I do.
00:54:44.340 I see it.
00:54:45.040 You just fucked up all of our shit.
00:54:46.900 Like, but, but, you're like, come over here and feel these.
00:54:50.100 Do those feel dry or do they feel wet?
00:54:51.360 Give us a sniff right here.
00:54:52.540 It's giving me moist.
00:54:53.900 I admit, I couldn't do better than that, but when's the last time I failed to follow the,
00:54:58.040 the, the key that you gave me for the dishwasher?
00:55:01.600 So she wants, she, there's a very specific place that she wants all the forks.
00:55:04.440 She has like a key for a map?
00:55:05.860 Yeah.
00:55:06.380 She's like, it flew put here.
00:55:08.000 Back left, the spoons go front right, and then you've got the knife section, and then
00:55:12.460 you've got like the like ladles and things, and they must go, and they're one, and you
00:55:16.060 cannot get them out of order.
00:55:17.340 You know why?
00:55:17.360 Because I'm the kitchen elf.
00:55:18.640 Again, I'm the kitchen elf who unloads the dishwasher, so it's like, just keep the fucking
00:55:22.360 orks together in like the rug.
00:55:24.720 Just keep them together.
00:55:25.260 But now, of course, every once in a while, like, you know, like her assistant or like
00:55:28.720 someone will be at the house or whatever, and like, I'll see a rogue for her.
00:55:31.880 He's like, uh, sit down.
00:55:34.860 She is not going to be happy when she sees that.
00:55:36.580 Listen, I'm going to tell you this once, okay?
00:55:37.720 And you're going to want to hear it from me, not her, okay?
00:55:40.000 Allow me to be the messenger.
00:55:41.340 Do you have an hour?
00:55:42.180 Because if she sees that fork...
00:55:43.660 Do you like coming here?
00:55:45.720 You like working, yeah?
00:55:47.240 Okay.
00:55:48.380 I do pretty good.
00:55:49.640 You do a great job with the cutlery.
00:55:51.160 I could do better with the soggy towel.
00:55:52.860 The soggy towel.
00:55:53.500 I got to guess.
00:55:53.920 I don't know if I'm going to remember, but I'm going to try.
00:55:56.160 I toss it on the floor.
00:55:57.100 I'm like, this is yours to deal with later.
00:55:58.520 You're not going to fuck up my clothes.
00:56:00.360 I wonder why it always does make it to the floor.
00:56:02.420 Yeah.
00:56:03.420 It's crazy.
00:56:04.280 I just swore and I put this on top of Lauren's clothes.
00:56:07.060 Jokes on you, I put it right into the trash.
00:56:08.800 I'm going to the wedding that we're going to this weekend.
00:56:09.920 I swear I made this damp.
00:56:11.540 When people ask how is life post-wedding, this is the conversation we should just present
00:56:19.780 them.
00:56:20.220 Oh, I thought of something my boyfriend fucking hates that I do.
00:56:22.940 I just remembered as you were talking right now.
00:56:26.180 We sometimes share shirts, big graphic t-shirts and stuff.
00:56:30.180 Oh, yeah.
00:56:30.680 Us too.
00:56:31.280 I'm familiar with that.
00:56:31.960 All my shirts are her shirts.
00:56:33.340 Yeah.
00:56:33.720 We share a lot of clothes.
00:56:34.700 And so he hates when I take off his shirts and I stretch the neck to put it so it doesn't
00:56:41.260 rub my makeup.
00:56:42.780 And he's like, please don't do that.
00:56:44.840 It's something that even if it's a little like this, he goes, throw it in the trash.
00:56:48.020 I don't need it.
00:56:48.820 I hate it.
00:56:49.440 I hate it.
00:56:50.420 And I'm like, why?
00:56:51.480 And he's like, you stretch the neck out.
00:56:52.680 I can't wear it anymore.
00:56:53.500 I'm like, it's not even stretched out.
00:56:55.460 Also, I feel like that's the lesser of two evils between foundation.
00:56:58.400 Thank you.
00:56:59.040 Foundation marks or stretched neck.
00:57:00.080 He's just like, that's your shirt now.
00:57:01.540 Never mind.
00:57:02.040 Why are we picking between these two options?
00:57:03.500 Because those are the fucking two options.
00:57:05.720 That's the reality of the situation.
00:57:06.480 Notice how when you walk in the closet, there's a left side and a right side?
00:57:09.140 Left is mine.
00:57:10.580 Left is ours.
00:57:12.380 The whole closet's ours.
00:57:13.400 The whole closet's ours.
00:57:14.580 What's mine is yours.
00:57:15.280 Happy marriage, baby.
00:57:16.080 She shrunk a hoodie early on.
00:57:17.880 And that was the last time any laundry of mine was done by her.
00:57:20.920 My boyfriend's really particular about laundry.
00:57:23.480 We're not particular.
00:57:24.320 We just like the clothes to look like what they look like when we put them in the washer and dryer.
00:57:28.820 Oh, and I'm like, fuck a color.
00:57:30.120 Put it all in there.
00:57:31.080 It's fine.
00:57:32.000 In you all go.
00:57:32.660 If it's not white, it all goes in together.
00:57:36.420 Oh, she's just waiting for something bad to happen.
00:57:39.340 But socks, though, I'll just throw them in there.
00:57:40.820 Oh, yeah.
00:57:41.140 I don't care.
00:57:41.760 And my boyfriend's like, the socks are like blue?
00:57:43.960 No.
00:57:44.180 Yeah.
00:57:44.620 Because you're welcome.
00:57:45.260 You're welcome.
00:57:45.960 Have a little color.
00:57:46.980 My precious bombas.
00:57:48.720 They're $97 a pair.
00:57:50.860 They are so expensive.
00:57:52.040 They are so expensive.
00:57:52.660 And I have very few things I enjoy in this life, and that's one of them still.
00:57:55.260 No, honestly, they'll highly recommend fucking up the laundry early on in the relationship
00:57:58.980 if you don't want to do your men's laundry.
00:58:00.140 I remember she goes, I washed your hoodie on.
00:58:02.580 Oh, did you dry it?
00:58:05.080 Yeah.
00:58:05.560 On high.
00:58:07.700 Okay.
00:58:09.040 That's great.
00:58:10.020 Of course I did.
00:58:10.960 No, yeah.
00:58:11.660 Of course.
00:58:12.180 I washed and dried it, babe.
00:58:14.680 It's poly pocket-sized now.
00:58:15.920 It's like, yeah, and I'm like, oh, okay, cool.
00:58:18.200 Is that a problem?
00:58:19.780 No.
00:58:20.440 No, no, no.
00:58:20.780 It's great.
00:58:21.220 But that's your sweater now.
00:58:22.220 Well, it's like, you don't have a dry clean either.
00:58:24.560 Me?
00:58:24.960 Yeah, like, you own nothing.
00:58:25.920 I don't want to buy clothes that need to be dry cleaned.
00:58:27.780 Yeah.
00:58:28.080 You're so me.
00:58:28.840 Yeah.
00:58:29.160 Same.
00:58:29.540 I don't want to buy clothes that need to be dry cleaned.
00:58:30.200 I'm like, forget it.
00:58:30.840 I don't need it.
00:58:31.220 Someone else will do it.
00:58:32.260 You don't even have to do that long.
00:58:33.100 You still have to go out of your way to, like, schedule the drop-off and the pick-up.
00:58:35.880 I don't even, I don't want to.
00:58:37.140 I don't need it.
00:58:37.700 Yeah.
00:58:38.000 I don't need it.
00:58:38.820 I don't need it.
00:58:39.540 The other thing my boyfriend really gets irritated about is lint.
00:58:42.480 Oh.
00:58:43.020 Oh.
00:58:43.500 He hates lint.
00:58:44.500 Because she's never, like, emptied the lint drawer.
00:58:48.020 Okay.
00:58:48.300 Okay.
00:58:48.880 I have a confession.
00:58:50.040 You must not mind it.
00:58:50.980 When I lived in Toronto, okay, so when I first moved into, like, my university residence,
00:58:56.120 like, it was just communal laundry machines.
00:58:58.400 And someone's changing the lint.
00:59:00.360 It wasn't me, because I didn't know there was a fucking lint catcher.
00:59:02.360 I had no idea.
00:59:03.160 My mom did my laundry until I moved out in high school.
00:59:06.220 And that's just her being honest.
00:59:07.620 And I'm just being honest.
00:59:08.900 Do you have eyes?
00:59:10.520 I couldn't see it.
00:59:11.360 Didn't know where it was.
00:59:12.220 So, eventually, I, like, am living on my own in Toronto, my fourth university.
00:59:15.780 And my boyfriend at the time was, like, he's, like, this is, like, my shit's not getting dry.
00:59:20.000 Like, what's going on?
00:59:21.160 There had been a year and a half worth of fucking lint in this lint catcher.
00:59:25.360 It was one of those ones that's, like, a plate that gets inserted into the dryer.
00:59:29.320 And you pull it out, and it's all there.
00:59:31.020 The fact that I had not set that apartment on fire is so incredible to me.
00:59:34.540 That happened in the first house I lived with my boyfriend.
00:59:36.720 Because he wasn't changing the lint trap either.
00:59:39.820 But it's because we got a different washer and dryer.
00:59:42.300 And he thought, I don't know if he just thought, well, this one doesn't have one.
00:59:45.820 Okay.
00:59:46.980 That's what I'm saying.
00:59:48.080 It's that one, that sneaky one that, like, lays flat and flush.
00:59:51.360 And we stayed with them.
00:59:53.520 Can you believe it?
00:59:54.360 And that's on y'all.
00:59:54.960 They ran, they win y'all.
00:59:56.140 And that's probably more of an issue with us.
00:59:58.680 Yeah.
00:59:59.220 Well, that, and then I remember, like, I don't know, month three of us hanging out, me maybe moving in probably about that point.
01:00:05.300 I look up at, like, the air filter, and I go, it's awful black.
01:00:09.360 It's dirty as hell.
01:00:10.660 I go, when's the last time you changed that?
01:00:12.380 None of my business.
01:00:13.220 And she goes, what do you mean that?
01:00:15.200 That great, that screwdriver to the wall?
01:00:17.840 Oh, that was here when I moved in.
01:00:19.420 I don't know anything about that.
01:00:20.140 I just think to myself, you would just be eating just toxic air.
01:00:23.100 Highway ass.
01:00:24.600 Lighting things on fire.
01:00:25.640 Breathing in asbestos.
01:00:26.780 Freeway LA ass.
01:00:28.180 It's the air that I'm breathing in.
01:00:30.020 But I feel like between the two people, you just bring them together, like, you make up for the other person's idiot.
01:00:35.260 I agree.
01:00:35.840 And that was my idiot.
01:00:36.620 Yeah, you train, you train, you trade brain cells.
01:00:39.540 Right, yeah.
01:00:39.740 You're like, because then sometimes I'll do things for my boyfriend, and I'm like, you don't know this?
01:00:44.780 Yeah.
01:00:45.320 And then sometimes he does that for me, too.
01:00:47.000 We have that, but sometimes I go, is that a Canadian thing?
01:00:49.900 Yeah.
01:00:49.960 And I used to believe that, like, some of these most, like, just atrocities to just the world were just, like, a normal thing somewhere else.
01:00:56.360 And then, like, I would speak to anybody else who's Canadian, and they're like, that's not a thing.
01:01:00.020 Not a Canadian thing.
01:01:00.860 You should have just started saying it was Canadian.
01:01:02.340 She told me their money smelled like maple syrup.
01:01:04.460 Someone told me that once.
01:01:05.980 So Canada rolled out these, like, plastic bills.
01:01:08.040 You said someone told me, and you told him for a fact.
01:01:10.920 Yeah, and I was like, yo, you know what I heard today?
01:01:12.980 And she goes, so they rolled out this new bill.
01:01:15.340 This new bill.
01:01:15.980 Which they did.
01:01:16.520 Which they did.
01:01:17.360 It was, like, this new, like, plastic one.
01:01:18.880 And I was like, I heard if you scratch the maple, it smells like maple syrup.
01:01:21.140 So what did I do at the next meeting filled with a bunch of Canadian executives?
01:01:23.900 Guys, you'll never guess I learned about your money.
01:01:27.500 And, like, you could tell they were being so nice.
01:01:29.260 They looked at me just like.
01:01:31.060 They were like, oh.
01:01:32.880 No, that's not a thing.
01:01:33.920 Sweet little American.
01:01:34.680 You might want to go tell your Canadian girlfriend.
01:01:38.160 You're all, fuck, Warren.
01:01:40.000 You made me look so silly in my meeting.
01:01:41.880 Whoops.
01:01:43.420 Whoops.
01:01:44.000 Girl, well, I didn't say it was a fact.
01:01:45.300 I just said I heard it.
01:01:46.040 I heard from this person.
01:01:47.600 Sorry, I saw a tech talk.
01:01:49.100 Yeah, I might have hyped it up too much.
01:01:50.220 Who do you think is the more social one out of you?
01:01:52.620 You.
01:01:53.180 Her.
01:01:53.840 Her.
01:01:54.340 Yeah, it's me.
01:01:54.800 It's me.
01:01:55.140 I think my battery's done.
01:01:56.900 Yeah, that's my boyfriend, too.
01:01:58.260 I used to be an extrovert.
01:02:00.120 Really?
01:02:00.580 Now I don't want to see anyone.
01:02:03.520 That's not true.
01:02:04.360 I do want to see people.
01:02:05.200 It's just, like, I don't want to see people in the way that I used to see them.
01:02:08.540 That's fair, though.
01:02:09.220 That's fair.
01:02:09.860 I think that's just getting older, to be honest.
01:02:11.640 Yeah.
01:02:11.940 And maturing.
01:02:12.400 Yeah.
01:02:12.760 I feel that.
01:02:13.600 You always find the time.
01:02:15.160 At the end of the day, I hear about all of the conversations you've had.
01:02:19.680 And I just go, how?
01:02:21.320 We're like, I'm in box zero.
01:02:23.220 He's in box 14,000.
01:02:24.740 Right.
01:02:24.940 We, like, navigate that very differently.
01:02:26.880 Right.
01:02:27.900 I know.
01:02:28.240 I believe, like, you got to get, if I don't get, if I don't see it, what am I meant to
01:02:31.720 be?
01:02:32.500 Yeah.
01:02:33.580 I know.
01:02:34.180 When I, like, when I first started dating my boyfriend, because we knew each other in
01:02:37.380 high school, I thought he was like me.
01:02:40.220 Like, I thought he was very extroverted like me.
01:02:42.300 Like me.
01:02:43.080 Yeah.
01:02:43.560 I am so, like, again, a yapper to my fucking core.
01:02:46.580 I could talk for hours with no one in the room.
01:02:48.700 I could just talk about myself.
01:02:49.860 And he cannot relate to anything less.
01:02:52.260 Like, and I found that out as we were dating, because I was like, damn, you're, you're literally
01:02:57.200 nothing like me at all.
01:02:58.480 Like, I thought you were like me and you're not.
01:03:00.300 Two years later.
01:03:01.000 Yeah.
01:03:01.240 You know what I realized?
01:03:01.880 Yeah.
01:03:02.060 And I was like, you actually hate talking, which is true.
01:03:04.460 Um, even when we would walk in the grocery store, like past, like, Girl Scouts or whatever,
01:03:08.580 or even kiosks in the middle of a mall, he always puts me on that side because he doesn't
01:03:12.860 want to talk.
01:03:13.480 No, hold on now.
01:03:14.220 Actually.
01:03:14.600 So I can interact.
01:03:15.360 She puts me on that side.
01:03:16.700 She would make me talk to the Girl Scout and say, no, we're, we're good today.
01:03:19.260 That's why he's like, I don't have it in me.
01:03:20.520 I don't have it.
01:03:20.940 I just don't, I don't.
01:03:21.880 Oh, you know, I would be the one that has to do like the, the interaction with the public,
01:03:25.220 but I don't, but as far as like being social, that's like, if we're going to like go to
01:03:29.340 a dinner or something, I've organized it.
01:03:31.020 But if there's like a hard email to send, I'm sending it.
01:03:33.700 If there's a call, that's a little awkward email I can do, but like phone confrontation,
01:03:37.400 I'd rather die.
01:03:38.660 Really?
01:03:39.240 Oh my God.
01:03:39.620 Like a hard phone conversation, like communication with like friends and stuff.
01:03:42.960 I'm totally fine with, but like if I had to like fire someone or like ask an uncomfortable
01:03:47.320 question via phone, I would rather die.
01:03:49.800 But like by uncomfortable, like, you know, uh, confirming.
01:03:53.240 Or if I had to like ask for a raise, like even something like that would rather die.
01:03:56.580 So I asked for all her raises.
01:03:57.820 Yeah.
01:03:58.760 Good balance.
01:03:59.480 I call Mr. YouTube and I say, hello.
01:04:01.180 Hello.
01:04:01.660 May I have a higher CPM?
01:04:02.940 Thank you so much.
01:04:03.880 That's me.
01:04:04.340 I'm, I sometimes literally just go like, I was like, we should, we should just talk on
01:04:07.720 the phone.
01:04:07.960 Like, cause I don't know if you guys could guess this about me, but I am very confrontational
01:04:11.100 in a lot of ways.
01:04:14.040 Yeah.
01:04:14.360 And my, yeah, isn't that shocking?
01:04:16.220 My boyfriend's not like that at all.
01:04:17.760 He's very like, whatever.
01:04:19.120 And I'm like, no, no, it does matter.
01:04:21.180 It does matter.
01:04:21.720 Hang on.
01:04:22.040 Get back here.
01:04:22.420 Yeah.
01:04:22.600 And I'm always like, no, no, actually he doesn't want that.
01:04:25.080 Like I'm always that person.
01:04:26.420 So glad that only one of you is like that.
01:04:28.260 Absolutely.
01:04:28.780 I couldn't date me.
01:04:29.900 I'd kill myself.
01:04:31.920 Same.
01:04:32.500 I think you're crazy.
01:04:35.380 Insane for putting up with this.
01:04:36.660 Oh, to date you.
01:04:36.980 Yeah.
01:04:37.400 I don't know what's wrong with it.
01:04:38.440 Well, you know, pros and cons.
01:04:40.720 That's your fault.
01:04:41.560 I'm not going to do it.
01:04:41.760 You're all too late.
01:04:42.380 We're married.
01:04:42.840 Yeah.
01:04:42.940 Here we are.
01:04:45.400 Okay.
01:04:45.960 Like just to like, we've just been yapping.
01:04:48.780 Speaking of yapping.
01:04:49.620 Have we started yet?
01:04:50.740 Yeah.
01:04:51.740 I don't know.
01:04:52.420 The three cameras, guys.
01:04:53.480 I don't know.
01:04:54.240 You tell me.
01:04:55.240 But just to kind of like wrap it, what would y'all say is your best piece of advice for
01:05:00.560 couples in general, just like sustaining like a healthy relationship, but past that existing
01:05:07.640 on social media as well.
01:05:08.900 And like navigating that as a couple.
01:05:11.240 Cause like, y'all talked about how like, it's good that you have like separation now, like
01:05:15.460 from your work life, especially working together too.
01:05:17.720 Like it can get really hairy.
01:05:19.260 Yeah.
01:05:19.460 So like, how do y'all keep that balance?
01:05:21.040 What's your best piece of advice?
01:05:22.680 I mean, I feel like for the work and relationship balance for us, like we really capitalize on
01:05:26.540 focusing on our own personal strengths because I think we also too like mesh well together
01:05:31.120 cause a lot of like his techie strengths and I've got like more like artistic creative
01:05:34.580 strengths.
01:05:35.060 And so we don't have, like we do have obviously some overlap, but like we, I think lean in
01:05:40.680 the direction of just naturally being better at different things, which just worked out
01:05:44.580 really well.
01:05:45.260 Like complimenting each other.
01:05:46.340 Yeah.
01:05:46.560 Complement each other.
01:05:47.000 So like, I really let him, I let him take the reins on like all the tech stuff and you
01:05:51.180 know, that side of things.
01:05:53.500 Um, and I think that's worked.
01:05:54.660 I think also setting boundaries.
01:05:56.280 Totally.
01:05:56.620 We've always also been like, if like our relationship comes first, no matter what.
01:06:01.620 And if that means that we're sacrificing a fucking ad read, like who gives a shit?
01:06:05.380 That's not, that's not the priority by any means in terms of like putting our relationship
01:06:09.060 first.
01:06:09.740 Totally.
01:06:09.920 Like we sat down before we started the show and like, I literally created a priority stack
01:06:14.320 and I wrote down like, what, what are the three things that we care about in, in the
01:06:18.820 order we care about them?
01:06:19.760 Yeah.
01:06:20.100 We both agreed at any point in time, any of the things that are below number one get in
01:06:24.740 the way.
01:06:25.360 That's the last episode.
01:06:26.520 I don't care if we have, I don't care if it's a contract.
01:06:28.260 I think that's right.
01:06:28.880 I don't care if there's money on the table over there.
01:06:29.880 We'll, we'll, I'll call the sponsors.
01:06:31.240 Yeah.
01:06:31.500 Hey, we're not doing it.
01:06:32.460 I'm sorry.
01:06:32.800 I'm sorry.
01:06:33.400 It won't happen.
01:06:34.480 Yeah.
01:06:34.820 And so I'll, we can work with you, but like it's done.
01:06:38.020 Yeah.
01:06:38.220 And I'm not even going to apologize for that.
01:06:39.740 I do apologize for the inconvenience that's causing you, but like, we can't move forward
01:06:43.180 on this.
01:06:43.660 Yeah.
01:06:44.160 And I just don't think that there's that many problems that would be as big as they've become
01:06:49.240 for people if they just talked about it earlier.
01:06:51.560 Yeah.
01:06:52.000 That's the other biggest thing.
01:06:52.800 I feel like we talk about resentment a lot on our podcast about how it's like the moment
01:06:56.440 that you start feeling any kind of resentment, I feel like you have to nip in the butt and
01:06:59.280 communicate about it.
01:07:00.140 Whatever.
01:07:00.280 Like even, even acknowledging that like, okay, this might be really stupid and feel really dumb
01:07:05.180 and like not, you know, of value to you.
01:07:07.640 But like, to me, this is really important.
01:07:09.160 Yeah.
01:07:09.400 And I want you to know how I'm feeling and I'm starting to feel this way.
01:07:12.840 And so before it becomes like a bigger issue, I feel like resentment is just like the most,
01:07:17.940 like the strongest poison to poison the well.
01:07:20.540 And it can just make things go so south so fast.
01:07:22.980 It gets too big.
01:07:24.180 Yeah.
01:07:24.660 Like because the person who's feeling it often doesn't want to admit they're feeling it.
01:07:28.700 Totally.
01:07:29.120 I know I don't.
01:07:29.720 Like I'm always like, I later on, I'm like, let me tell you why I was upset with you,
01:07:33.120 but I shouldn't have been.
01:07:33.980 But I want you to know why I feel, I felt stupid at the time.
01:07:37.940 Yeah.
01:07:38.140 And like now I realize it, but we haven't talked about it.
01:07:40.560 Yeah.
01:07:41.000 And you might've even missed it.
01:07:43.120 Yeah.
01:07:43.380 But I want to talk about it anyway, just like, so you're aware.
01:07:45.500 Yeah.
01:07:46.040 And like the amount of times I feel like I've said that and halfway through the conversation,
01:07:48.340 I realize more about why I'm upset in the first place is like, I don't know.
01:07:52.100 I've had so many epiphanies like that where I'm kind of like, I just want to tell you
01:07:56.520 what bothered me earlier.
01:07:58.180 I'm not upset about it now.
01:07:59.260 I just want to tell you so I can get it off my brain and then it can die.
01:08:03.080 Like we don't need it anymore.
01:08:03.840 But then it dies versus like, then it kind of just festers and gangrene.
01:08:07.160 And I feel like also too, as soon as both people in the couple are aware of something
01:08:10.740 that's happened before, it like sets you up for success in the future if you encounter
01:08:14.000 a similar issue again.
01:08:15.200 Also, you have to respect your partner.
01:08:17.340 Totally.
01:08:17.860 And like, if you don't respect your partner, I don't know how much communication is going to help.
01:08:22.100 Like if you really don't think that like they're...
01:08:25.280 If you fucking hate your boyfriend, you should leave.
01:08:27.460 Or your girlfriend, you should leave.
01:08:29.780 I even think you could hate somebody, but if you respected them, you could get to a better place than that.
01:08:32.860 Yeah, that's true.
01:08:33.360 Actually, yeah, you're so right.
01:08:34.700 That's true, yeah.
01:08:35.280 Because a lot of guys just don't respect their partner.
01:08:37.600 Yeah, absolutely.
01:08:38.660 And like, I'm like, oh, you legitimately at a certain point, you're like, ah, yeah,
01:08:41.780 but like they're just not capable of earning your respect.
01:08:43.900 Yeah, there's like no basic human respect.
01:08:46.380 What are you going to talk about?
01:08:47.440 Yeah, like there's no foundation to build anything on.
01:08:50.740 You think you're on this pedestal and you think she's on this one.
01:08:53.600 So why are you even doing this?
01:08:55.280 Yeah, it's like communication is built on trust.
01:08:57.600 And if you don't trust that your partner is capable and sentient enough to understand
01:09:01.860 and like offer them respect, then you can't communicate problems to them.
01:09:06.260 Like you won't.
01:09:07.340 But I think that's wonderful that y'all were like, we come first.
01:09:11.140 So like any problems past that, like, I don't give a fuck about this enough to like lose
01:09:15.660 you over it.
01:09:16.440 I think that's wonderful.
01:09:17.320 Oh my God.
01:09:17.600 The check is never going to be big enough that it's worth it to like lose your whole relationship
01:09:20.720 over.
01:09:21.360 Absolutely.
01:09:21.840 I'd love to see a branch try.
01:09:24.100 Let me know.
01:09:25.040 And if there's anyone out there that maybe wants to like try and search something up.
01:09:26.960 I'd love to know that number would be, yeah.
01:09:29.000 I am open to reviewing offers.
01:09:30.440 Yes.
01:09:31.760 Well, thank you so much for coming on the pod.
01:09:33.680 I adore both of you.
01:09:34.580 Thanks for having us.
01:09:35.300 We're each other's token straights.
01:09:36.420 Token straights.
01:09:36.920 Love it.
01:09:37.160 I love that for us.
01:09:38.480 Where can everybody find you?
01:09:40.620 Wherever Lauren is.
01:09:42.100 Literally, Jeremy's got his, you know, biannual Instagram post.
01:09:45.900 We're wild till nine on podcasts everywhere you get your podcasts.
01:09:48.580 And I'm Laura DIY across all socials.
01:09:50.740 Period.
01:09:51.320 Very exciting.
01:09:52.440 And our dogs.
01:09:53.040 Oh, yes.
01:09:53.860 Oh, they have to share an account though.
01:09:55.180 Do you have an Instagram account for your dogs?
01:09:56.480 No, not yet.
01:09:57.320 Oh, man.
01:09:57.980 Not as of right now.
01:09:58.980 Yeah.
01:09:59.240 Honestly, Moose has got some like sizable brand deals.
01:10:03.640 I'm like, oh, so you did better than me this month?
01:10:05.760 Sleigh.
01:10:06.000 Girl, I'm trying to get on that.
01:10:07.160 I could have made as much as Moose to when I first moved to LA for the first, I don't
01:10:10.300 know, five years.
01:10:11.440 That would have been amazing.
01:10:13.580 My manager's like, so I guess I'm repping a jog now.
01:10:16.980 But he skipped the ramen noodle diet, went straight to filet.
01:10:20.120 I do get PR for squid and tuna sometimes.
01:10:24.260 I don't know.
01:10:24.940 Squid gets PR.
01:10:26.160 Yeah, squid gets PR.
01:10:27.000 Yeah, you just have to unwrap it.
01:10:28.620 That's true.
01:10:29.340 And he just doesn't give a fuck.
01:10:31.220 Justice for squid.
01:10:32.860 No.
01:10:33.440 I know.
01:10:33.840 No one sends tuna PR.
01:10:35.220 Hello.
01:10:35.760 Yeah, what the fuck?
01:10:36.020 Justice for tuna.
01:10:36.680 That's ableist.
01:10:37.800 Anyway, squid and tuna Instagram coming soon.
01:10:41.520 Thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section.
01:10:44.620 Thank you to my amazing guests, Lauren and Jeremy.
01:10:46.960 Make sure you all go follow them on everything.
01:10:48.200 Go listen to their awesome podcast.
01:10:49.420 I was on there too.
01:10:50.320 And that may be coming out or maybe it's already out.
01:10:52.900 Depending on when it's today.
01:10:53.820 Today.
01:10:54.180 Today.
01:10:54.320 Oh, today.
01:10:55.000 Yesterday.
01:10:55.340 Look at that.
01:10:56.140 I don't even know when y'all are going to see this, but I was on their podcast.
01:10:59.140 So make sure y'all go listen to it.
01:11:00.080 They're wonderful and amazing.
01:11:01.620 And thank you all so much for joining us.
01:11:03.440 Don't forget new episodes of the comment section drop every Wednesday.
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01:11:13.420 Thank you so much for watching and I'll see you next week.
01:11:15.340 Bye.