The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - TURN THAT YEARN UP Ft. LaurDIY & Jeremy Lewis ｜ The Comment Section Ep. 134

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00:00:59.940 We fill up our Stanley Cup every morning and drop ice everywhere, and we're like, man, I wish we just

00:01:04.200 had a little dog who was stoked on ice. Are you going to get that? Yeah. They're like, I just stepped

00:01:09.700 in this. The fuck? Yeah, no, like, because I, they'll just, what's wrong with you? You sloth. You barn animal. 1.00

00:01:16.580 Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the Common Section Show, starring me,

00:01:27.480 your fave, who cares about me, onto the guest. Today, we have the iconic, the legendary,

00:01:32.800 the couple to end all couples, Miss Laura DIY, and her husband, Jeremy. Woo! 0.83

00:01:37.860 Woo! How's it going to be?

00:01:39.860 Hello. Welcome to the show. One of my fave couples in the world. Oh my god, thanks for having us.

00:01:47.040 One of the few straight couples I'm friends with. Let's go! All my friends are gay. Same. I know, same. 1.00

00:01:51.140 Same. Us too. Us too. We're each other's token straight. It started out as a joke. Literally. It's not a joke anymore.

00:01:56.580 Yeah, it's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It very quickly became not a joke. No, we are very much like the token

00:02:01.440 straight couple of so many of our gay friends. Same, same. They're always like, but you guys, it's not the same with you. 1.00

00:02:07.680 You could pass. Yeah, they're like, it's not the same with you. Like, I hate straight people, but it's not the same with you.

00:02:12.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, that's fine. 0.94

00:02:13.400 Ally. Ally.

00:02:14.680 We're all allies.

00:02:16.660 Talk Valentina.

00:02:18.420 Thank you so much for coming on the show, both of you.

00:02:20.760 I just wanted to see your mom again, to be honest.

00:02:22.600 I had that sense about you, Jeremy.

00:02:24.260 Hey.

00:02:24.680 Jeremy and my mom are like this.

00:02:27.240 Besties.

00:02:27.660 They're besties.

00:02:28.040 We got to hang out.

00:02:28.540 They bonded so quickly.

00:02:30.480 I'm so happy to have both y'all on the show. Y'all are legends, especially in the YouTube game.

00:02:35.820 Miss Laura DIY.

00:02:37.740 Hello.

00:02:38.180 You've been on the internet for a long time now.

00:02:40.120 Basically a fossil at this point.

00:02:42.660 Do you feel like a senior citizen?

00:02:44.540 Oh my God, yeah.

00:02:45.300 Because I do.

00:02:46.140 It's when people hit you with like the, oh, you're so OG.

00:02:49.900 Yeah.

00:02:50.240 I'm like, yeah.

00:02:51.540 I used to watch your videos when I was in elementary school.

00:02:53.960 Oh, it's so painful.

00:02:55.760 Like, oh my God, you raised me.

00:02:58.100 I used to watch you so much.

00:02:59.840 I'm like, hit me with that past tense. 0.99

00:03:01.720 Damn. 0.99

00:03:02.040 I used to watch you so much. 1.00

00:03:04.020 Yeah, I know.

00:03:04.040 It's the past tense that cuts so deep. 1.00

00:03:05.840 I'm like, fuck off. 1.00

00:03:07.340 They're like, I don't anymore, by the way. 1.00

00:03:08.920 I want to make sure you know that I don't.

00:03:10.520 You're not actually cool anymore. 1.00

00:03:11.780 But six years ago, you were the shit. 1.00

00:03:13.920 That's about the time I go, do you want a picture? 1.00

00:03:15.440 Here, I'll take it.

00:03:17.100 I'll take it.

00:03:17.480 Yeah, you learned how to cut the.

00:03:18.400 Yeah, I'll take it.

00:03:19.740 I love that.

00:03:20.560 But now y'all have a podcast together.

00:03:22.340 We do.

00:03:22.920 And how's that been?

00:03:23.980 How did that come about?

00:03:25.760 I would love to know.

00:03:26.520 How did it come about?

00:03:27.260 I feel like, so I have a quarterly spiral, I would say, career-wise, emotionally-wise,

00:03:32.500 personal-wise, like quarterly on a quarterly basis.

00:03:34.380 It's like incredibly consistent.

00:03:36.000 And I feel like there was a point where, again, like referencing kind of like my older content,

00:03:39.960 where I was making a content shift in terms of transitioning to like an older audience.

00:03:44.260 Yeah.

00:03:44.480 And I feel like starting a new platform, like a podcast, is like a nice clean slate to be able

00:03:49.200 to like, you know, reintroduce yourself.

00:03:51.360 Yeah.

00:03:51.960 And this was kind of, I think it was right before COVID started too.

00:03:55.740 And so the only co-host and best option, obviously, is the one that was in my COVID bubble.

00:04:03.260 Obviously.

00:04:03.900 Not that Moose and Diggy.

00:04:04.820 In-house staff.

00:04:05.320 In-house staff.

00:04:06.060 Not that Moose and Diggy don't have like so much great things to say.

00:04:08.460 Of course they do, but.

00:04:09.500 They couldn't turn the camera on.

00:04:10.500 They couldn't turn the camera on.

00:04:11.460 And Jeremy is a tech whiz.

00:04:13.120 I mean, you saw our house and our setup and stuff.

00:04:15.180 Yeah.

00:04:15.500 Yeah.

00:04:15.680 Your house is, your studio is insane.

00:04:18.240 It's a.

00:04:18.680 I know, when I was telling Lauren about it, she was like, oh, this is all.

00:04:21.480 I was like, I have no idea what's going on.

00:04:22.800 Like I can press a record button and that's about it.

00:04:25.740 Well, I'd love to know y'all, y'all's origins.

00:04:28.920 How y'all met, how y'all came to be.

00:04:31.700 Yeah.

00:04:32.200 Go ahead.

00:04:33.000 Well, it was work adjacent.

00:04:34.640 Wait, you guys are a hinge couple, yeah?

00:04:36.320 Yes.

00:04:36.520 Well, yes and no.

00:04:36.860 Okay, so kind of, kind of.

00:04:38.140 They're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, really quick.

00:04:39.860 With a clause.

00:04:40.780 You start, I'll go on.

00:04:42.480 So we, were you online during the era of the Roast Yourself rap parody music?

00:04:48.240 I think so, yeah.

00:04:48.960 Yeah, okay.

00:04:49.740 Not like a, not an era that I'm proud of to have participated in.

00:04:53.400 Did it print money?

00:04:54.560 Yes, absolutely.

00:04:55.180 Of course it did.

00:04:55.920 Do I still get a check from Spotify?

00:04:57.120 Yes.

00:04:57.520 Of course it did.

00:04:59.220 But in that era, we were both in other relationships and the company that Jeremy worked for, which

00:05:04.900 was like an independent music distributor, had partnered with my management company.

00:05:08.920 So, little old me in 2015, 16, trying to put my parody music on Spotify, got partnered with

00:05:16.160 Jeremy's company, and he was the liaison between me and the platform, and so we had

00:05:21.780 multiple calls and emails back and forth two years before reconnecting and being single.

00:05:27.700 That's crazy.

00:05:28.700 Which, you thought I was gay.

00:05:30.180 Yeah.

00:05:31.280 You left out the most important part.

00:05:33.340 So sorry, so sorry.

00:05:34.420 Which, which, like, fast forward five years, made it into my vows, which was, literally

00:05:40.660 into his vows at the wedding.

00:05:41.740 Oh, man, a tale as old as time.

00:05:43.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:43.620 You know, like, we, I found him on social media, and I was like, oh, shit, I was like, 0.91

00:05:46.820 Jeremy's with a, with a woman. 0.99

00:05:47.800 I was like, sick.

00:05:48.480 I was like, I love that for a minute.

00:05:49.960 Wait a second.

00:05:51.620 Look at his hair.

00:05:52.520 His hair is so good.

00:05:53.560 Thank you.

00:05:54.140 And, like, his social skills, he can, like, carry us, like, speak a full sentence.

00:05:57.780 Like a shower.

00:05:58.220 Yeah, for sure.

00:05:58.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:59.620 Like, his, his, his general, like, hygiene is just, like, you know, quite solid.

00:06:04.420 Right.

00:06:04.920 Okay.

00:06:05.400 The vows on the literal ground.

00:06:07.200 It's below the ground.

00:06:08.100 It's below the ground.

00:06:08.740 For real.

00:06:09.080 It's underground.

00:06:09.980 I think back to it, it's funny, because we had each other's numbers.

00:06:12.980 I had your email.

00:06:13.880 I had your manager's email.

00:06:14.820 You probably had my social.

00:06:16.100 Like, literally.

00:06:16.840 Probably have, like, your payment information.

00:06:18.500 Yeah, your banking info.

00:06:19.760 But I will say, like, there was not a world where that information given to me in the work

00:06:24.180 setting was a personal thing.

00:06:27.580 Yeah, that's a good no-no.

00:06:29.360 We had to, like, get reintroduced in, like, a different, I guess, perspective.

00:06:33.060 Yeah.

00:06:33.600 And then it was, like, you know.

00:06:34.540 It made it, it makes it even crazier that you were just, like, casually working together

00:06:39.100 and then just so happened to reconnect.

00:06:39.840 Two years later.

00:06:40.880 Yeah.

00:06:41.220 So then he saw me, two years later, like, fast forward, he saw me on Raya and was, like,

00:06:45.280 oh, she's single.

00:06:46.600 Messaged me on Instagram.

00:06:48.300 This was, like, before it, like, really helped filter your DMs.

00:06:51.760 I missed the DM.

00:06:52.760 So she ignored it.

00:06:54.200 So she ignored it.

00:06:55.080 You saw conflicting stories.

00:06:56.440 She ignored it.

00:06:57.080 Conflicting stories.

00:06:57.600 Because what's funny is, like, I'll sit on the couch today just, like, checking them DM requests.

00:07:00.740 Well, you know, like, the DM filters now are so good.

00:07:02.660 Like, they've got them, like, categorized into, like, nice little folders.

00:07:04.820 She's like, that's Meta's fault.

00:07:05.440 That's not mine.

00:07:06.120 Yeah, that's Meta's fault.

00:07:06.620 That's all Meta.

00:07:07.540 That's all Meta.

00:07:08.620 But then I saw him on Hinge.

00:07:10.460 And I was, like, freshly single.

00:07:11.620 And I was, like, I'm, this is my first time being single in L.A.

00:07:14.060 I was, like, I'd love to go on dates with people that, like, I know aren't going to be a serial killer.

00:07:18.260 Like, trying to go on dates with people that have, like, some mutuals.

00:07:20.880 You still have time.

00:07:21.520 Yeah, no.

00:07:21.960 You can work out for that.

00:07:22.420 Again, had your email, though.

00:07:23.680 Well, I've already done the slate thing now.

00:07:25.700 You've done the slate thing now.

00:07:26.500 Yeah, so I can do something else now.

00:07:28.200 It was funny, because, like, I called her to confirm before the first day.

00:07:32.000 I was, like, hey, still on for tonight?

00:07:33.940 Okay, wait, hang on.

00:07:34.600 No, no, no.

00:07:34.860 Back up, though.

00:07:35.500 That's a little weird, Jeremy.

00:07:36.620 Yeah, okay.

00:07:38.100 Okay, okay.

00:07:39.180 That's what I'm saying.

00:07:39.760 I'd be, like, what are you calling me for? 0.98

00:07:40.880 It's, like, fucking panicked. 0.83

00:07:41.760 Yeah, I was, like, what are you calling me for? 0.98

00:07:43.620 Don't call me.

00:07:44.900 She's telling me a telegram.

00:07:45.980 So, you know, I'm not a serial killer.

00:07:48.020 No, but it almost, like, was reverse psychology.

00:07:49.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:50.420 He made me weirded out.

00:07:51.720 Sometimes I think maybe I'm not the problem.

00:07:56.640 Sometimes I think you're gaslighting me into thinking I'm weird.

00:07:59.040 That I'm the problem.

00:07:59.900 But you're weird.

00:08:00.320 No, he called me, and, like, I'm, like, not, like, a phone call person. 0.99

00:08:03.100 Like, an unannounced phone call, I'm, like, fucking, like, panicky. 0.93

00:08:06.140 It makes me, like, itchy, you know? 0.97

00:08:07.760 He's nervous.

00:08:08.640 And so I was, like, oh, my God.

00:08:09.380 He said, hello, m'lady.

00:08:10.100 Yeah, I was, like, Jeremy's calling me.

00:08:11.600 I was, like, what do I do?

00:08:12.260 Like, do I answer this?

00:08:13.160 Hi.

00:08:13.880 And we had a date.

00:08:15.060 Voice cracking.

00:08:15.920 It's me.

00:08:16.880 I know.

00:08:17.200 I call.

00:08:17.420 Hey, on for tonight?

00:08:18.880 Yeah, totally.

00:08:21.020 See you at 7.

00:08:22.200 Gotta go by.

00:08:23.560 Okay.

00:08:24.440 Are you on the treadmill?

00:08:26.760 Really?

00:08:27.140 Why are you so out of breath?

00:08:28.400 No, literally panicking.

00:08:30.140 Me panicking.

00:08:30.700 What did you guys do on the first day?

00:08:32.520 We went to a cute little restaurant around the corner from my spot.

00:08:35.380 And then he also showed up with a dog toy, which was really nice.

00:08:38.920 Oh, for your dog.

00:08:40.180 Yeah.

00:08:40.560 What if it was for you?

00:08:41.360 That's it.

00:08:42.020 This is for you.

00:08:42.740 This is for you.

00:08:44.900 And what's funny is, this is, you must not have been, like, two.

00:08:47.360 I'm too concerned with me being a serial killer, because the moment I gave it to you, like,

00:08:50.540 you put it to the side, and then, like, at the end of the day, did you want to come

00:08:53.220 back and give it to him?

00:08:55.820 Sure.

00:08:55.980 Me just being so naive.

00:08:56.980 I hadn't been single in so long.

00:08:58.440 Like, not knowing how to do it.

00:08:59.080 That could have been the last time anyone saw you.

00:09:00.700 Yeah, do you want to, like, hang out more a little?

00:09:03.680 And then it was a very, um, I think I'd give you a cheek kiss.

00:09:06.360 A cheek kiss.

00:09:06.900 I hate me with that cheek kiss.

00:09:07.740 Yeah.

00:09:08.080 Nice.

00:09:08.600 Like, I'm newly single, though, so I have no idea.

00:09:10.480 Like, my first line to him on Hinge literally was, hey, friend. 0.99

00:09:13.940 I should be fucking fired. 1.00

00:09:15.320 Brother. 1.00

00:09:15.860 Yeah, brother.

00:09:17.360 Brother, dude.

00:09:18.920 But, like, classic guy, I was like, all I need, no worries, the door is open.

00:09:23.120 Like, opened it a little bit, that's it.

00:09:25.360 Fine, we're right in there.

00:09:26.240 Hey, friend.

00:09:27.040 Am I trying to friendzo myself?

00:09:28.220 Like, what am I doing? 0.98

00:09:29.320 What in the fuck am I doing? 0.96

00:09:30.360 I think it's, it's, I think what your approach was very good, because it's, like, it's almost 0.99

00:09:34.740 like when you adopt shelter dogs, you gotta, you gotta let them come to you.

00:09:38.480 Am I the shelter dog? 1.00

00:09:39.580 Yeah, like, women are to men who are insane. 1.00

00:09:42.320 Like, men are awful, and dating men is hard. 0.98

00:09:44.900 So, good men are kind of, like, whenever you're ready.

00:09:47.360 I'm right here.

00:09:48.220 Oh, the.

00:09:49.380 No, Jeremy was, was a little bit awful before me.

00:09:51.280 Oh, it was awful.

00:09:51.800 Oh.

00:09:52.340 Terrible.

00:09:52.980 Terrible.

00:09:53.480 Awful.

00:09:53.920 Oh, yeah, terrible, terrible.

00:09:55.140 But, like, the, dating in LA, you, you look across the table, and you just see someone

00:09:59.120 who's like, you've been on a lot of terrible dates, haven't you?

00:10:02.360 Yeah.

00:10:02.380 Because, like, it, like, the expectations are, like, oh, that makes me sad to even think

00:10:07.160 about, like, showing up on time.

00:10:09.580 Yeah.

00:10:10.640 Pain.

00:10:11.980 That was.

00:10:12.880 Again, the bar is underground.

00:10:13.880 I mean, beyond.

00:10:14.900 I was shocked when my boyfriend showed up on time.

00:10:16.500 My boyfriend was early.

00:10:17.700 Like, he was, like, 20 minutes early.

00:10:18.600 Well, that's crazy.

00:10:19.160 Okay, that's crazy.

00:10:20.020 He was like, I'm early.

00:10:20.900 I'm here whenever you're ready. 0.91

00:10:22.200 And I was like, psycho.

00:10:22.560 I gotta put a drink order in. 0.66

00:10:23.920 You want to see me so bad.

00:10:26.200 You're literally in love with me.

00:10:27.220 Okay, I love you.

00:10:28.200 You're literally in love with me.

00:10:28.920 This isn't gonna work.

00:10:29.580 That's so funny, because I was ignoring my boyfriend, too, when he was initially talking

00:10:35.160 to me.

00:10:35.260 See that?

00:10:35.600 Ignoring two.

00:10:36.480 Ignoring two.

00:10:37.120 She joined two.

00:10:38.840 It's all right, Lauren.

00:10:39.400 Yeah, she joined you. 0.94

00:10:40.300 It's all right, Lauren.

00:10:41.060 Yeah.

00:10:41.540 Enough time has passed.

00:10:42.720 I can laugh about it with him.

00:10:44.040 This is on meta.

00:10:45.380 This is a meta problem.

00:10:46.500 We had, like, a pretty, like, not chill, like, first month or two.

00:10:49.740 We went from not knowing each other at all to, like, hanging out pretty incessantly.

00:10:53.160 Yeah, I mean, I feel like you and your boyfriend were the same.

00:10:54.880 Like, he was like, can I see you tomorrow?

00:10:57.960 Yeah, he was so intentional.

00:10:59.580 I think intentionality throws me off, because that's never how men have ever been.

00:11:03.900 That's why I was like, hang on a minute.

00:11:05.460 What's going on here?

00:11:06.220 Yeah.

00:11:06.520 What do you want?

00:11:07.500 Yeah, what do you want?

00:11:08.380 What happened to that?

00:11:09.580 What do you mean?

00:11:10.640 Because dudes have always been, like, bold and, like, saying things that, like, is, like,

00:11:14.660 aligned with the agenda.

00:11:16.380 Yeah.

00:11:16.780 But it's like, why wouldn't they be more?

00:11:19.840 Yeah.

00:11:20.180 I don't know.

00:11:20.680 It's like.

00:11:20.980 Yeah, no, you're so right.

00:11:21.680 Yeah.

00:11:21.920 Where did we lose the plot here?

00:11:23.240 It's like the old movies.

00:11:24.300 You would just see someone be, like, wildly bold in the street and, like, professing love.

00:11:27.620 Right.

00:11:28.080 But in, like, a polite way.

00:11:29.140 But, like, boo box on, like, the, at the window.

00:11:31.920 Right.

00:11:32.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:32.760 What the fuck happened to that shit? 1.00

00:11:33.680 I don't know about the rocker. 1.00

00:11:34.780 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:34.820 Some people have been, like, bring back yearning.

00:11:36.840 Bring it back.

00:11:37.560 Yeah, bring it back.

00:11:37.980 Yearning.

00:11:38.360 Yearning.

00:11:38.980 Specifically.

00:11:39.580 That's funny.

00:11:40.780 Yearning.

00:11:41.340 Yearn.

00:11:41.780 That's funny.

00:11:42.380 It's true.

00:11:43.000 Yeah.

00:11:43.280 Can we up the yearn?

00:11:45.120 Let's turn that yearn right up.

00:11:47.860 It's crazy, too, because I made a TikTok recently talking about that, like, with my boyfriend,

00:11:51.800 like, the early stages of it.

00:11:53.560 And he was so intentional.

00:11:55.380 Like, I said, he'd be like, can I see you tomorrow?

00:11:57.440 And I'd be like, yes. 0.96

00:11:59.880 Fucking weird out. 0.98

00:12:00.960 Okay. 0.97

00:12:01.700 But then past that, like, sometimes, like, one time I literally just didn't text him back

00:12:05.860 because I just felt like it was too weird.

00:12:07.640 Like, too serious.

00:12:08.440 Yeah.

00:12:08.720 He was going to meet my brother, and he was just so intentional.

00:12:11.460 And then he called me out on it because I, like, made up a reason why I lied.

00:12:15.800 Like, you are about not seeing my message. 1.00

00:12:17.380 Fuck, guys. 1.00

00:12:18.020 And then he's getting dragged. 1.00

00:12:19.760 It worked out.

00:12:20.940 It worked out for the best.

00:12:22.120 Yeah, it's fine.

00:12:22.520 Honestly, when you ignore them.

00:12:24.240 Yeah, look what happened.

00:12:25.120 We're married now. 1.00

00:12:25.900 That shit worked. 1.00

00:12:26.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:27.220 Oh, give me all the attention.

00:12:28.360 I'm over it.

00:12:28.660 Yeah.

00:12:29.120 Yeah.

00:12:29.300 But my boyfriend does the same.

00:12:30.820 Like, he did the same thing.

00:12:31.720 He was like, I don't do anything I don't want to do.

00:12:33.700 So if I tell you I want to see you, it's because I want to see you. 0.99

00:12:35.640 And I was like, damn. 0.99

00:12:37.040 Okay. 1.00

00:12:37.400 Damn, all right. 0.99

00:12:38.380 And then he actually did show up and want to see you? 0.99

00:12:40.500 Yeah, like.

00:12:40.980 The second part?

00:12:41.660 That's crazy.

00:12:42.220 Isn't that?

00:12:42.680 And what's sad about that is that's, like, so exciting.

00:12:46.880 Right.

00:12:47.300 No, literally.

00:12:47.760 It's like, and it worked.

00:12:49.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:50.160 He fucking got my ass. 1.00

00:12:51.920 He fucking got me. 1.00

00:12:53.200 Well, how did you, how has the podcast been? 0.98

00:12:56.600 Like, how has it been working together?

00:12:58.140 How has it been, like, now that you're in front of the camera.

00:13:00.980 Were you ever in front of the camera prior?

00:13:02.320 I came out here to do reality TV, so.

00:13:04.420 See?

00:13:04.860 Kind of, yeah.

00:13:05.540 Have you been on anything?

00:13:06.780 Yeah.

00:13:07.240 I came out to do, like, a singing show on NBC.

00:13:10.160 Ooh.

00:13:10.600 Years ago.

00:13:11.400 But, like, the moment I got here, this is the last.

00:13:14.260 I'm not doing this again.

00:13:15.480 Like, there was no part of me that was like, oh, this is not a life that I want to live.

00:13:19.060 Oh, no thanks.

00:13:19.820 Yeah.

00:13:20.240 But I also, like, looked behind the cameras and was like, why does everybody have a Rolex

00:13:22.960 over there?

00:13:23.680 On that side of the camera.

00:13:25.000 Yeah.

00:13:25.440 And I'm looking over here at people that are all more talented than me.

00:13:28.720 Can't pay a water bill.

00:13:29.760 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:13:30.500 I'm going to go on that side.

00:13:31.720 But remember what this side's like.

00:13:33.120 Yeah.

00:13:33.660 It's been 10 years.

00:13:35.160 How has the transition back in front of the camera been?

00:13:38.520 How's that been for you?

00:13:41.800 Especially on this side, because now it's more like social media.

00:13:44.240 Yeah, I mean, I enjoy it, but also I think it's difficult to not, like, lose a part of

00:13:50.100 yourself whenever you do either side.

00:13:52.340 Yeah, that's true.

00:13:53.340 And also, I don't have any interest in making this the main focus of, like, my life.

00:13:58.040 Yeah.

00:13:58.340 And so there's a sense of, not, like, inauthenticity, but there's a sense of, like, when you don't

00:14:03.300 want to do something forever and you already know that, but you are doing it regularly.

00:14:07.000 Yeah.

00:14:07.320 Like, a little bit of, like, a give and take.

00:14:08.680 Yeah, it's like a balance that you have to strike.

00:14:10.760 Like, I'm curious, like, how has your relationship been on social media?

00:14:14.260 Because I know social media, they love being in our business.

00:14:16.540 Oh, yeah.

00:14:16.920 So I had a super public relationship in my last relationship, like, on the daily vlog grind.

00:14:21.360 So I think when Jammer and I started dating, I, like, kept him very protected and under

00:14:25.780 wraps and offline for, like, a solid year before I even, like, posted anything about him just

00:14:30.620 because I was, like, you know, nervous, scarred from past traumas of being, like, too chronically

00:14:35.060 online and, like, letting people in too much of the relationship.

00:14:37.900 Yeah, being too available.

00:14:38.920 And I think, like, the issue with daily vlogs is that, like, you're editing together, like,

00:14:42.620 a highlight reel of the relationship.

00:14:43.900 So it's not, like, an accurate depiction of the reality of the relationship.

00:14:47.660 Yeah, because it's not, like, a full 360.

00:14:49.320 It's not a full 360.

00:14:50.280 And not that a podcast is either, but I feel like the conversations that we have together

00:14:53.900 on the podcast, like, even if we broke up tomorrow, I would look back and be like,

00:14:57.460 yeah, whatever.

00:14:58.080 We're, like, talking about our opinions on, like, finances and relationships.

00:15:02.280 You know what I mean?

00:15:02.640 Like, whatever it might be.

00:15:03.540 Like, it just feels a lot more authentic where we're sharing just, like, our general

00:15:08.740 opinions at the same time doing it together, but we're not sharing, like, this crazy part

00:15:13.120 of a relationship that feels, I don't know.

00:15:15.280 Like, I feel like we've created...

00:15:16.100 Too intimate.

00:15:16.480 Yeah, too intimate.

00:15:17.520 But anybody who's, like, one thumb scroll away and watching for four seconds and, like,

00:15:22.100 gathers an opinion, it is what it is.

00:15:24.420 But if you've been listening for 35 minutes and anything is said, like, you obviously are

00:15:29.700 interested enough in, like, what we are saying or, like, we'll give the time.

00:15:32.840 So, like, there's a little bit of, like, a, I don't know, like, a litmus test of, like,

00:15:35.740 how much do you actually care?

00:15:36.920 Right.

00:15:37.200 And just, like, when there's more context around any conversation, I feel like it's

00:15:40.800 just a little bit, a little bit better as well.

00:15:43.040 Yeah, absolutely.

00:15:44.340 And then that kind of keeps some stuff private.

00:15:47.560 Yes.

00:15:47.820 Like, the stuff that you want to keep private, you keep private.

00:15:49.660 Yeah.

00:15:49.780 And then what you want to show, you do.

00:15:51.360 Oh, totally.

00:15:51.860 And, like, when I started dating again, I was, like, I'm going to find me a man who posts on

00:15:54.540 Instagram twice a year.

00:15:55.840 And I did.

00:15:56.980 And I did.

00:15:57.520 Like, is his face on the Wild Till Night Instagram?

00:15:59.620 Like, yeah, obviously.

00:16:00.460 But, like, at Jeremy Michael 22 posts maybe twice a year is, like, our wedding collab post

00:16:05.200 to go to, like, both of our friends and families.

00:16:07.360 That might be the last one.

00:16:07.960 I don't know.

00:16:08.520 Literally might be the last post.

00:16:09.920 I'll just log out.

00:16:10.540 That's it.

00:16:10.780 I was, like, this is the kind of person that I need to be with.

00:16:12.240 Because, again, I mean, we talked about this.

00:16:13.540 Like, sometimes in a relationship, like, when you're kind of, like, the one in front of the

00:16:16.960 camera, there's only space for one sometimes, depending on the personality.

00:16:19.920 One of you has got to be the star.

00:16:21.180 Yeah.

00:16:21.700 Yeah.

00:16:21.880 Well, and it's also, like, it's nice to, like, my boyfriend's the same way.

00:16:25.220 Like, I've talked to my other girlfriends in the industry, and you know this, too, I'm

00:16:29.160 sure.

00:16:29.540 Like, you guys have lots of friends, too, who may be single right now.

00:16:32.260 Like, but I've told you, you need a man that's, like, online enough to, like, get your references

00:16:37.860 and shit. 0.60

00:16:38.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:38.880 But not so online that he's, like, someone, too.

00:16:42.080 Like, yes.

00:16:42.620 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:16:43.940 He can be, I'm sure.

00:16:45.120 But, like, that's just for when it comes to the influencer space.

00:16:48.060 It's hard.

00:16:48.900 That's probably the best place to operate.

00:16:50.660 Yeah.

00:16:50.980 Just within those parameters.

00:16:51.660 Yes, yes, yes.

00:16:52.400 100%.

00:16:52.840 My boyfriend is, like, a post on it twice a year kind of thing, too.

00:16:56.380 Right.

00:16:56.540 And, like, the way that he's in your content, like, yesterday when, you know, he was, like,

00:16:59.820 helping promote the tour, and you throw, like, a bucket, your dad throws a bucket of water

00:17:02.580 on him.

00:17:02.880 Like, that's, like, an amazing way for him to, like, be a part of it, where it's, like, not

00:17:06.360 so serious.

00:17:07.120 Exactly.

00:17:07.240 But people still get, like, a glimpse into, like, him obviously being, like, funny and caring

00:17:10.640 and, like, down for the cause.

00:17:12.720 Yeah.

00:17:12.980 Obviously.

00:17:13.140 And, like, he's come on my show with my sister, like, on 2 Idiot Girls, and we had fun, and we had

00:17:18.880 a blast, but, like, he's not like me.

00:17:20.700 Like, I can yap for hours.

00:17:23.880 I could talk.

00:17:24.440 Sometimes I'll just talk to him and, like.

00:17:26.940 At him?

00:17:27.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:28.300 I'm like, can I just tell you about this thing, like, that doesn't matter?

00:17:30.980 And he's like, sure.

00:17:32.020 And he'll just listen to me.

00:17:33.340 I'll talk for 45 minutes.

00:17:34.900 Straight.

00:17:35.380 He hasn't said anything.

00:17:36.320 He's just going, wow.

00:17:38.300 Like, that's crazy.

00:17:38.940 That's crazy.

00:17:39.360 Like, he's just, like, he'll just chime in every now and then.

00:17:41.560 Oh, my favorite has been, like, I'll be halfway through that 45-minute story and just go,

00:17:44.440 just say it.

00:17:45.300 Just say it.

00:17:46.100 I'm going to be like, that's crazy.

00:17:48.140 Great.

00:17:48.860 Thank you.

00:17:49.800 I'll just, and we can end there.

00:17:51.360 It's fine.

00:17:52.500 The other day, I was like, this was, like, a month ago.

00:17:55.660 I was literally, I woke up early because my alarm went off, and then I was obviously

00:17:59.840 checking my phone because I'm an iPad baby.

00:18:01.420 So, I'm, like, looking at everything, checking emails, whatever, and then I start watching

00:18:04.660 videos, like, opinions or whatever, and then I watched one, and I didn't like it, and

00:18:08.580 it was a mean video about Beyonce's new album, and I loved her new album, so I was 0.73

00:18:12.120 like, what the fuck, when I watched it, and then I literally woke my boyfriend up, and 0.96

00:18:16.020 I was like, hey, are you awake? 0.99

00:18:17.760 After I wake him up.

00:18:19.160 Yeah.

00:18:19.740 And he was like, I am now, and I go, can I tell you about something?

00:18:22.760 And he goes, yeah.

00:18:23.640 I talked for 20 minutes straight.

00:18:25.820 Like, I literally was like, and then, and then she said this, and that makes no sense

00:18:29.540 because I was just going off, and then he was just staring at me, and he's like,

00:18:34.800 like, listening to me, but his eyes were, like, barely open.

00:18:37.180 Barely open, yeah.

00:18:37.860 And I was like, you know what I mean?

00:18:40.260 And then he goes, I cannot believe, like, how many words you have right now.

00:18:44.480 And it was, like, 6.30.

00:18:47.060 But I feel like, you know, sometimes you just need, like, got it.

00:18:49.000 Okay, cool.

00:18:49.860 That's honestly a great balance. 0.99

00:18:51.580 Like, if he's someone who's not, like, annoyed by that, because if I tried to pull that shit, 1.00

00:18:54.860 he'd punch me in the face. 0.99

00:18:56.600 In, like, a really loving way, for sure. 0.85

00:18:59.860 No, I don't think I would.

00:19:01.260 Hang on, hang on.

00:19:02.080 Physical abuse thing, probably not, yeah.

00:19:03.080 No, but, like, I would, like, not a morning person, but, like, I know that.

00:19:07.560 Like, I wouldn't try and be a yapper at 6.30 in the morning, because I know how that would end.

00:19:12.040 I feel like I can be more of a morning person than you.

00:19:16.680 I think we need to disagree.

00:19:18.360 I'm not, like, a wake up in the middle of the night and take care of the dog when they puke kind of person.

00:19:21.880 That I'm not.

00:19:22.360 That's me.

00:19:22.600 That I'm not.

00:19:23.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:23.580 I have, like, a sixth sense.

00:19:24.500 Like, I can hear a dog gagging in the crate, and I can get his little, I can hold his ears back, get him in a trash can.

00:19:28.880 But I've seen her, like, go from, like, dead asleep to just, he's going to puke.

00:19:34.360 It's crazy. 0.79

00:19:35.040 You're so mean.

00:19:35.660 I have that sense, too.

00:19:36.600 Mother's intuition.

00:19:37.300 Yeah.

00:19:37.640 No, literally, mother's intuition.

00:19:38.840 Our dogs are very similar.

00:19:39.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:40.700 You got, like, meatballs.

00:19:41.700 Yeah, just two little Lincoln logs just living in our house.

00:19:44.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:44.800 I assume yours aren't that intelligent, then?

00:19:46.940 Yeah, no, not at all.

00:19:47.700 Okay, got it.

00:19:48.100 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:19:48.540 I got, I, not at all.

00:19:49.840 I have two Frenchies.

00:19:50.960 Okay.

00:19:51.500 And they're, one of them's completely deaf, and we fostered him for, like, a month.

00:19:55.660 Love that.

00:19:55.980 And then, so, my first baby's name is Squid, and then my second baby's name is Tuna.

00:20:02.040 Oh, Squid and Tuna. 0.99

00:20:03.720 I'm like, hey, fuck this episode. 1.00

00:20:05.280 Yeah, let me show you my babies. 1.00

00:20:06.860 I'll ask you.

00:20:08.680 Wait, they look so similar.

00:20:09.940 Yeah, this is Squid, this is Tuna.

00:20:12.020 Me not even paying attention anymore.

00:20:13.900 Anyways, this is my dog.

00:20:15.560 Squid, this is Tuna.

00:20:17.280 Were you, like, nervous to have to raise a dog that couldn't hear you?

00:20:21.180 Yes, we were very nervous in the beginning.

00:20:23.600 I feel like, well, okay, so Squid we've had four, he's now two, which makes me want to

00:20:29.640 kill myself, because when he dies, I'm going two. 0.78

00:20:31.940 Right. 1.00

00:20:32.280 Oh, you have no idea.

00:20:34.300 We have a, we have.

00:20:35.140 We have lifetime insurance, actually.

00:20:35.900 We have, one, we have lifetime insurance.

00:20:37.980 Yeah, so ours aren't going.

00:20:39.900 Mine could, mine could never be insured, if I'm being honest.

00:20:44.100 Well.

00:20:44.300 Do you not have dog insurance?

00:20:45.780 I didn't get it initially, which was a mistake on my part.

00:20:49.080 And now everything's pre-existing.

00:20:50.560 But honestly, within eight months, my baby Squid started having problems because he's a Frenchie.

00:20:56.360 That's very normal.

00:20:57.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:57.980 Issues, like, honestly, like, if you have the time and the money, they're wonderful dogs.

00:21:02.580 Yeah.

00:21:02.840 But if you don't, don't get them.

00:21:04.680 Right, a Frenchie. 0.91

00:21:05.520 Don't get them.

00:21:06.100 Yeah.

00:21:06.280 Yeah, like, they're not.

00:21:07.020 They, like, struggle to exist, I feel like.

00:21:08.860 Yeah.

00:21:09.540 Yeah.

00:21:09.660 And, um, but he was perfect, like, for the first, like, six to seven months, and then

00:21:14.200 he started having stomach issues.

00:21:15.480 Oh.

00:21:15.960 And so, like, now he has, he's, like, I call him, like, my peanut allergy kid.

00:21:20.020 Like, he's allergic to everything.

00:21:20.920 Little bubble boy.

00:21:21.820 Yeah, he has prescription kibble.

00:21:23.280 I'm not kidding.

00:21:23.840 Oh, my God.

00:21:24.460 So does moose. 1.00

00:21:25.680 On that fucking prescription kibble. 1.00

00:21:29.660 Dude, and that shit, I couldn't, when I first started putting him on it, it's because 1.00

00:21:33.980 he was having, like, regurgitation problems. 1.00

00:21:37.760 So he.

00:21:38.520 IBS, girly, same, I get it.

00:21:40.040 I get a squid.

00:21:40.780 I get a squid.

00:21:41.220 He would vomit, like, any time, like, anything.

00:21:44.340 He would eat, and then an hour later, he would, like, and it, the way he would vomit, like,

00:21:49.080 I would take him to the vet, and I'd be, like, something's wrong with him.

00:21:51.540 Like, I just kept telling him, something is wrong with him, and they're, like, oh, it could

00:21:54.860 just be a Frenchie thing. 0.76

00:21:55.980 I'm, like, or he could have cancer.

00:21:57.400 Check.

00:21:58.360 Jesus Christ.

00:21:59.180 Was he okay?

00:21:59.540 On the diagnostics, right?

00:22:00.840 Was he okay?

00:22:01.440 He's okay now, because I had to take him to a specialist, because I took him to literally three

00:22:04.960 different vets, and they all kept telling me, oh, it's probably a Frenchie thing.

00:22:07.300 And you're, like, no, figured out.

00:22:08.360 Yeah, I was, like, I don't believe you, and his vomiting is not normal, and so I took him

00:22:11.660 to an actual, like, full-time special.

00:22:12.800 Was he projectile?

00:22:13.660 Like, what do you mean his vomiting isn't normal?

00:22:15.100 The vet asked me, the specialist, she goes, can you describe the kind of vomit?

00:22:18.640 Like, how, I was, like, okay, have you ever seen The Exorcist? 0.99

00:22:21.700 And then when her head spins all the way around, and she vomits black shit, it just shoots 0.99

00:22:24.860 out. 0.99

00:22:25.380 You know in the beginning of Jurassic Park when that lizard goes, and it goes, that's what

00:22:29.820 it looks like.

00:22:30.480 That's your worst nightmare. 1.00

00:22:31.420 I was, like, what's your diagnosis for that shit? 1.00

00:22:33.760 Like, I don't know what that is, but it's not normal. 1.00

00:22:35.700 So, we actually have a nun for you. 0.74

00:22:37.200 Yeah, right.

00:22:37.560 We have an exorcist to perform on your dog. 0.75

00:22:41.360 Yeah, she, uh, that's when we found out he needs prescription kibble.

00:22:44.320 Yeah.

00:22:44.700 Oh, my God.

00:22:44.720 She's, like, most Frenchie, he probably has a food allergy, that's what it is, and she's,

00:22:48.160 like, I'm gonna give him this.

00:22:48.800 It's literally vegan kibble.

00:22:50.960 Wow.

00:22:51.200 Honestly, I love that prescription.

00:22:52.920 Hydrolyzed protein kibble.

00:22:53.700 That's so LA.

00:22:54.780 HP!

00:22:55.420 Yes, Missy! 1.00

00:22:56.980 Yes! 1.00

00:22:57.720 Not our dogs being on the same fucking prescription shit. 1.00

00:23:00.380 And that shit's hard to get. 1.00

00:23:01.840 Like, you have to buy it from the prescription bed. 1.00

00:23:03.960 Yeah, and you have to, like, submit the prescription script to get the freaking kibble. 0.56

00:23:07.260 Yeah. 0.91

00:23:07.540 Yeah, I literally ordered.

00:23:08.780 I know this life.

00:23:09.600 I ordered, like, I put it on auto ship now.

00:23:12.240 Same.

00:23:12.260 But I have, like, the giant bags.

00:23:14.640 Sly.

00:23:15.200 Yeah.

00:23:15.660 And it's, like, it's one of those where it's, like, he cannot eat anything else.

00:23:19.840 It has to be that. 1.00

00:23:21.100 Damn. 0.99

00:23:21.560 And then he can't even eat ice anymore. 1.00

00:23:23.080 He used to really love ice.

00:23:24.100 He can't even eat ice?

00:23:25.160 No, that used to be his thing.

00:23:26.380 We used to call them ice cookies, because he would, every time he hears the ice machine,

00:23:29.660 he would go and sit, and then he'll shake and lay down.

00:23:31.820 We literally just talked the other day about how we wish that our dogs were excited about

00:23:34.740 ice, because we fill up, like, our, like, Stanley Cup every morning and, like, drop ice everywhere,

00:23:38.360 and we're, like, man, I wish we just had, like, a little dog who was stoked on ice.

00:23:41.180 Are you gonna get that?

00:23:42.980 Yeah.

00:23:43.820 They're, like, I just stepped in this. 1.00

00:23:45.280 The fuck? 1.00

00:23:45.900 No, like, because I, they'll just, ugh, what's wrong with you? 1.00

00:23:50.080 You sloth. 0.99

00:23:50.980 You barn animal. 0.98

00:23:52.700 No, yeah, my squid used to love ice.

00:23:55.860 Like, that was like his thing.

00:23:56.180 He can't even have ice?

00:23:57.200 No.

00:23:57.360 He can't even have water in a different form.

00:23:59.060 That's so sad.

00:23:59.840 No, when he eats ice, he throws up.

00:24:01.180 Can you believe that?

00:24:01.880 What? 1.00

00:24:02.260 That is fucking crazy. 1.00

00:24:03.480 That's insane. 1.00

00:24:04.040 That's crazy.

00:24:05.500 And so, he, that's new.

00:24:07.620 Like, that's within the last year.

00:24:08.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:09.100 Water cube is out.

00:24:09.820 I think to myself, though, like, the, like, pups in natural selection, it's been decades.

00:24:13.560 It's that we've, we've allowed some of the softest boys.

00:24:16.540 I know.

00:24:17.120 Yeah.

00:24:17.320 Like, they would absolutely die without us.

00:24:19.400 Like.

00:24:19.440 Oh, my God.

00:24:20.500 Oh, my God.

00:24:21.060 The Bull Terrier was bred to be a fighting dog.

00:24:23.120 Yeah.

00:24:23.200 And I guess it lasted, like, seven minutes.

00:24:24.540 Not very long.

00:24:25.460 Not very long.

00:24:26.500 And they were like, this is the worst.

00:24:27.560 Also, you've met my dogs.

00:24:28.280 Like, they, they move, and in, almost in slow motion.

00:24:30.700 It's crazy.

00:24:31.700 It's crazy.

00:24:32.640 They move exactly like that.

00:24:33.680 They fight what?

00:24:34.180 The hunger?

00:24:34.680 Yeah.

00:24:34.840 I mean, they're not fighting anything.

00:24:35.720 They're like, they're like ghosts.

00:24:37.260 Like, they just follow.

00:24:38.360 Yeah.

00:24:38.700 They're Velcro to Lauren.

00:24:39.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:39.980 Yeah, Velcro.

00:24:40.220 I mean, she leaves, and they look at me like, what are you going to do for us?

00:24:44.060 They're like, ugh, he's here.

00:24:45.440 Is she coming back?

00:24:46.500 They're like, don't bother.

00:24:47.360 Mom left.

00:24:48.440 I already checked.

00:24:49.340 She's gone.

00:24:50.240 They'll, like, start doing rounds, and then they'll, like, think it's her.

00:24:53.440 They'll see me.

00:24:54.120 They go, oh.

00:24:55.800 Not this guy again.

00:24:57.360 Like my little rumors.

00:24:58.300 By the way, I'm the one gonna feed you tonight, guys.

00:24:59.760 Be nice to me, I control.

00:25:02.560 Oh, and I always, extra scoop, extra scoop.

00:25:05.000 He tries to make up for lost time.

00:25:06.380 He was like, how can I win them over right now?

00:25:07.920 I'll buy my loyalty, yeah.

00:25:09.120 Wait, so it's Moose, and then what's your other book?

00:25:10.520 Diggy.

00:25:11.080 Diggy.

00:25:11.340 Diggy, okay.

00:25:11.720 And so we adopted Moose's dad about two years ago.

00:25:15.380 This fall, it'll be two years.

00:25:16.680 Love.

00:25:17.380 But yeah, I got Moose as a puppy, and then.

00:25:19.600 Why did you pick Bull Terrier?

00:25:20.940 I'm curious.

00:25:21.640 I grew up next to a full-size Bull Terrier, who was so sweet.

00:25:25.360 He was just, like, so great. 0.70

00:25:26.080 He's a little stinky. 0.97

00:25:26.820 That's okay. 0.96

00:25:27.420 Loved him.

00:25:27.980 And was, like, buddies with him, and then when I moved to L.A., there was a mini Bull Terrier 0.99

00:25:32.660 who lived in my building in Hollywood my first year in L.A., and I was like, oh, shit. 0.88

00:25:36.500 I was like, it comes in a smaller version. 0.97

00:25:39.180 Which is Lauren's, like, favorite thing.

00:25:41.600 Yeah.

00:25:41.900 A smaller version.

00:25:42.520 A small spoon, a small Tabasco, anything mini, I'm in.

00:25:46.400 I'm in.

00:25:46.980 No, you're not in. 0.67

00:25:47.640 You're klepto.

00:25:48.520 I'm a little klepto. 0.98

00:25:49.220 You're stealing.

00:25:49.960 I'm a little.

00:25:50.480 I do have a small spoon collection from different restaurants.

00:25:53.160 We come out with a serving spoon.

00:25:54.360 Like, some apologies to Ryan.

00:25:55.940 Only chains.

00:25:56.580 I would never klepto from, like, a small business or a small, like, family-owned restaurant. 1.00

00:26:01.340 But, like, if I'm in a cheesecake factory and they bring on a small spoon, that shit's 1.00

00:26:03.940 coming home for me. 1.00

00:26:04.200 They can afford it.

00:26:04.940 It's fine.

00:26:05.520 You're coming home.

00:26:05.940 I mean, how many of those aren't being stolen?

00:26:08.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:26:08.920 They're so good.

00:26:09.660 They have to be.

00:26:10.140 Yeah, but do we need one more?

00:26:11.480 Yeah, we do.

00:26:11.840 We do.

00:26:12.200 I have to build the collection out.

00:26:14.860 Whatever.

00:26:15.500 So, anyways, met the mini Bull Terrier, and I was like, oh, this is amazing.

00:26:18.680 I also, like, want to be able to pick up my dog in an emergency, like, would love to have

00:26:23.640 a bigger dog.

00:26:24.640 Small dog, not for me, because I also don't want to, like, actually kill it if I trip over

00:26:27.940 it or something.

00:26:29.180 But in an emergency, at 40 pounds, I want to be able to scoop you up and go.

00:26:32.500 Yeah.

00:26:33.140 Okay, that's a good idea.

00:26:34.320 Just in case of a fire, you're, like, practicing picking them up. 0.99

00:26:36.880 Because our dogs are going to fucking, if there's a fire, dead. 0.99

00:26:40.360 They're dead. 1.00

00:26:41.000 They're dead.

00:26:41.420 If there's a fire across the street, they'll, like, run to it.

00:26:43.960 That's what I'm saying.

00:26:44.520 Fire in our house, running, again, to it.

00:26:46.600 Like, yeah, they're dead if we don't do something about it.

00:26:48.800 Before we cut tuna, like, we had squid.

00:26:51.040 Like, I would just take him around.

00:26:52.260 Like, he was a gym dog for a while.

00:26:53.960 Like, we got a little stroller for him.

00:26:55.380 That's cute.

00:26:55.980 And so, from, like, six months, we would take him.

00:26:58.120 And so, he's really good in the stroller.

00:26:59.780 Like, we could, like, park him in a corner and, like, walk across the gym.

00:27:03.340 And he just sits there and stares.

00:27:05.280 And then people come and pet him.

00:27:06.460 And then he'll lay down and go to sleep.

00:27:07.860 So, he's really good in, like, public and everything.

00:27:10.840 And so, we took him to my parents' house because we were all, like, swimming at my parents'

00:27:13.900 house.

00:27:14.140 And we were all swimming.

00:27:16.600 And he walks up.

00:27:18.260 And, like, Brittany was swimming with us.

00:27:20.660 And we were, like, oh, it's high, squid.

00:27:22.300 And he just runs and launches himself into the pool.

00:27:25.020 He's never once swam.

00:27:26.540 He's never been around water.

00:27:27.920 He was, like, love this extension of ground.

00:27:29.180 Yeah, and he sank straight to the bottom.

00:27:30.880 Right.

00:27:31.440 Like a cannonball.

00:27:33.020 Like a cannonball.

00:27:33.760 What would have happened if no one's there?

00:27:34.940 I just think to myself, really?

00:27:36.800 Yeah.

00:27:37.320 And he, mind you, he's been to my parents' house many times.

00:27:40.440 He's been in the backyard many times.

00:27:42.360 He's not once ever did that.

00:27:43.700 I don't know what the hell came over him.

00:27:45.580 Exorcism.

00:27:46.060 And, like, when he was sinking, I was, like, grab him, grab him.

00:27:48.940 And so we picked him up.

00:27:49.760 And he's all, like, he's scared, obviously.

00:27:51.900 But he was fine once we put him on the sidewalk.

00:27:54.100 And then Brittany was, like, well, he just jumped with so much confidence.

00:27:56.740 I thought he had done it before.

00:27:58.280 I was, like, he's never swam.

00:27:59.720 Never.

00:28:00.220 Ever. 1.00

00:28:00.640 Sank like a fucking rock. 1.00

00:28:01.620 Ours rolled into the pool last weekend. 1.00

00:28:03.660 Really?

00:28:04.120 Just into it.

00:28:04.980 Was, like, and, like, they love, like, baking in the sun.

00:28:07.400 Like, being, like, little baked potatoes.

00:28:08.600 Whatever.

00:28:09.040 Lauren's biggest fear is that we're going to send our dogs to daycare and they're not going

00:28:12.120 to remove themselves from the outside.

00:28:13.700 Again, dead. 0.97

00:28:14.700 Dead. 0.83

00:28:15.020 Dead. 0.74

00:28:15.440 Dead.

00:28:15.720 Always just, like, on the ring of death.

00:28:16.280 Like, the door's unlocked.

00:28:17.300 It's wide open.

00:28:18.180 And they just refuse to go inside.

00:28:20.000 I'm like, please.

00:28:20.820 Please go get some air conditioning.

00:28:21.620 She even goes, please.

00:28:22.540 Hey, can I speak to someone?

00:28:23.540 The manager.

00:28:24.140 Can you just make sure he just doesn't cook for too long?

00:28:25.920 Yeah, could you, like, could you limit his sun exposure?

00:28:28.560 Yeah, because he won't go inside, so please.

00:28:30.280 You might need to reapply his sunscreen.

00:28:33.420 A helicopter mom. 0.99

00:28:34.500 These aren't jokes.

00:28:35.380 These aren't jokes.

00:28:36.060 I'm serious.

00:28:36.500 No, you have no idea how serious this is.

00:28:37.800 You're like, I would like to have a meeting with you, please.

00:28:39.940 Before I drop the mom.

00:28:40.720 Her mom is, I think, beginning to become concerned she won't have enough time for a

00:28:43.640 real child.

00:28:44.160 Right.

00:28:44.480 Because of the dogs.

00:28:45.320 Because of the dogs.

00:28:46.160 Between, like, the six cents of the yakking and, like, the sunscreen application, it's a full-time

00:28:49.780 job.

00:28:50.420 Oh, you actually put sunscreen on them. 1.00

00:28:51.880 Oh, dead ass. 1.00

00:28:52.300 Again, not jokes. 1.00

00:28:53.160 Not jokes.

00:28:54.180 I thought you were kidding about that part.

00:28:55.980 No, no, no.

00:28:56.740 I didn't even know they made dogs sunscreen.

00:28:58.160 Yeah.

00:28:58.760 Really?

00:28:58.960 Well, like, for dogs that, like, don't have a ton of fur, they don't really have fur, like,

00:29:02.040 on the top of, like, their snoot.

00:29:03.060 And, like, you know the snoot.

00:29:03.840 It's all snoot, and it points straight up at the sun.

00:29:05.580 So, like, it really does need, like, a little layer of SPF.

00:29:07.920 All seven people that are left.

00:29:09.060 Guys, I know.

00:29:10.020 So sorry for the riveting conversation.

00:29:12.800 You're like, when he's 40, he's going to have wrinkles.

00:29:14.960 So I have to make sure.

00:29:16.340 That SPF is rubbed in.

00:29:18.400 Guys.

00:29:19.700 Yeah, I adopted tuna, my boyfriend and I, because.

00:29:23.220 Oh, did you get them together?

00:29:23.840 No, we had squid for, like, a year and some change before we got tuna, but the reason

00:29:29.540 why we got tuna, because we were entertaining the idea of another dog, but then I started

00:29:33.080 getting super busy.

00:29:34.020 Yeah.

00:29:34.400 And so we were like, oh, I don't know about two, like, we knew we wanted to get another

00:29:37.960 Frenchie, but squid, because he was an only child, he started, like, he's the perfect

00:29:44.200 dog.

00:29:44.440 Like, he's so good around humans.

00:29:45.480 Was he acting out?

00:29:46.380 He never barks, nothing.

00:29:47.760 No, it's just any time he was around other dogs, he would just get so excited.

00:29:51.700 Like, it's never aggressive.

00:29:52.900 Yeah.

00:29:53.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:53.400 Like, too excited.

00:29:54.280 He's annoying.

00:29:55.200 Like, he'd be like, you know what I mean?

00:29:57.780 Like, he's just over.

00:29:59.120 Literally me as a child, when I, like, finally, because I'm only a child, like, I'm like,

00:30:02.480 oh my God, friends?

00:30:03.400 Stimulation?

00:30:03.880 Let's go.

00:30:05.080 Peers? 0.95

00:30:05.700 Yeah.

00:30:06.580 Interaction.

00:30:07.100 Social interaction.

00:30:07.540 Yeah, social interaction with other children my age. 1.00

00:30:09.240 Let's fucking go. 0.98

00:30:09.920 And I was like, dude, I feel like he's a homeschool kid, and he's not socialized properly. 0.99

00:30:13.640 Like, I was like, I need to socialize him.

00:30:15.020 I was like, that window is closing, and then he's going to be annoying.

00:30:17.240 Like, we're going to be that couple with a dog that can't be around other dogs.

00:30:19.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:20.460 And a lot of my family and friends have other dogs, like, and they would just get so annoyed

00:30:25.080 with squid, because he just wants to play.

00:30:26.760 Doing too much.

00:30:27.220 And Frenchies have a lot of energy, and they love to, like, do the little nipping and the biting, 1.00

00:30:31.540 which is not aggressive biting, but not all dogs like that energy.

00:30:34.740 Totally.

00:30:35.540 And so I was like, okay, I don't want him to, like, try to play and then get attacked or

00:30:39.920 something, so, like, we need to get him a friend. 0.99

00:30:42.180 Like, I was like, I need to get him a fucking friend. 0.99

00:30:43.920 Get him a buddy. 0.99

00:30:44.400 A social buddy.

00:30:45.400 And you got him one that was deaf, which is strategic. 0.53

00:30:47.340 Exactly.

00:30:47.940 That was actually so smart.

00:30:49.380 Yeah, honestly, we had no idea he was deaf.

00:30:52.380 I, like, found him on a website, and then I, like, messaged the guy.

00:30:56.320 But I wrote that, like, we already have a Frenchie.

00:30:59.000 I know that they're high maintenance.

00:31:00.180 I know they have problems.

00:31:01.380 Like, we're more than equipped to take care of him.

00:31:02.940 This one's, like, exorcist.

00:31:04.140 Yeah.

00:31:04.940 Yeah.

00:31:05.500 Yeah.

00:31:06.060 Trust me, I've mastered it.

00:31:07.220 Yeah.

00:31:07.580 And then the guy even told me, he was like, honestly, the reason why I picked you guys

00:31:10.580 is because you said you have a Frenchie and you understand their high maintenance because

00:31:13.200 I, you know.

00:31:14.120 But when we went to go meet him at the dog park, he was so cute.

00:31:17.740 Like, you know, like, he was a man taking the pictures.

00:31:21.400 And so, like, they were really awful pictures.

00:31:23.840 Like, they're, like, from super far away.

00:31:26.140 They're really dark.

00:31:26.700 You're not doing them any justice.

00:31:27.500 All their worst angles.

00:31:28.420 Yeah.

00:31:29.380 Yeah.

00:31:29.820 Yeah.

00:31:29.980 Yeah.

00:31:30.060 Yeah.

00:31:30.140 I was, like, showing the pictures to my family and they were, like, oh, cute.

00:31:33.340 Because he, like, looks like, oh, so cute.

00:31:35.660 Oh, and I hope it works out.

00:31:37.360 Because I was, like, excited.

00:31:38.380 I was, like, I'm telling you, I have a good feeling about it.

00:31:39.980 And then when we met him, my boyfriend was, like, he's way cuter than I thought he was

00:31:43.420 going to be.

00:31:43.680 Because the pictures were so awful.

00:31:45.080 Busted.

00:31:45.380 Yeah.

00:31:46.000 And then when we're trying to.

00:31:46.800 It's almost hard at this point.

00:31:48.080 Yeah.

00:31:48.560 The iPhone is.

00:31:49.280 The iPhone is so good.

00:31:50.320 So good.

00:31:50.860 Yeah.

00:31:51.300 To intentionally take a bad phone is crazy.

00:31:53.300 Yeah.

00:31:53.440 You have to work really hard for that.

00:31:54.520 You have less and less excuses.

00:31:55.860 One was from, like, a hundred yards away, it felt like.

00:31:58.400 Like, he was on a planet across the room.

00:31:59.880 Yeah.

00:32:00.020 And he just, like, took it.

00:32:00.920 And so we met him.

00:32:01.540 He goes, yeah, you know, he hasn't really had any problems.

00:32:04.200 Like, he had one issue with his back, but he's good now.

00:32:07.140 And blah, blah, blah.

00:32:07.560 We're, like, okay.

00:32:08.460 And then he goes, also, I can't confirm this, but I think he's deaf.

00:32:11.700 Okay.

00:32:12.160 And I go, you think he's deaf?

00:32:14.180 And he goes, I just have a feeling.

00:32:15.800 I go, why?

00:32:16.940 And I was, like, have you gotten him to take test it, to get tested for it?

00:32:20.240 And he goes, yeah, but the reason why I took him was because on Fourth of July, like, where

00:32:24.580 he lived, there was, like, a huge fireworks thing.

00:32:27.440 And so a lot of, they always send out things to people with dogs.

00:32:29.520 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:30.320 Huge fireworks show.

00:32:31.260 And he said he didn't wake up once.

00:32:33.160 Like, he wasn't moved.

00:32:34.700 He wasn't bothered.

00:32:35.220 Could just be unbothered.

00:32:35.800 Right.

00:32:35.980 That's what I said.

00:32:36.600 Yeah.

00:32:36.860 And then I was, like, because I thought Squid was deaf.

00:32:39.340 Turns out he just didn't like listening.

00:32:40.960 Well, that's.

00:32:41.460 We've got one of those.

00:32:42.380 The pool interior actually has that same quality.

00:32:44.020 It's crazy.

00:32:44.540 Same with the fireworks.

00:32:45.700 They're just, like, enjoy your night.

00:32:48.180 But if this thing hears me.

00:32:49.420 Yeah, but, like, the crack of a banana from 300 feet away.

00:32:52.820 No, because Jeremy really did think that, like, Diggy, our new dog, had hearing issues.

00:32:56.320 He was, like, I really think there's something wrong. 0.99

00:32:57.860 And I was, like, bitch, fucking sit down and watch this. 0.99

00:32:59.980 And literally I put a piece of toast in the toaster. 1.00

00:33:01.680 He's upstairs.

00:33:02.840 The toaster pops.

00:33:03.780 It's, like, ding.

00:33:05.000 And, Diggy, you hear the little paws coming towards you.

00:33:07.420 And I was, like, sit down.

00:33:08.800 I was, like, sit down.

00:33:09.700 No, and so he said the same thing.

00:33:12.880 And I'm, like, well, he could just be a bad listener.

00:33:14.420 And he's, like, okay.

00:33:15.420 So when I took him, we fostered him for, like, a couple weeks before we adopted him.

00:33:19.060 And I took him to our vet.

00:33:20.120 And I was, like, just did, like, a whole little physical.

00:33:22.200 And then I told him about the hearing thing.

00:33:23.780 I was, like, I am a little concerned.

00:33:25.720 And then the guy told me when he took him to the vet, it's not affecting his quality of life.

00:33:29.060 So, you know, he was saying, like, it's probably not worth getting a test because it's, like, $400 or whatever to get a hearing test.

00:33:35.100 And they just can tell you yes or no.

00:33:36.500 Right.

00:33:36.880 There's no cure.

00:33:37.600 You can't stand on that side and I'll stand on this side and not clap.

00:33:39.620 Well, that's why my vet was, like, well, I could test it.

00:33:43.300 And so he, like.

00:33:44.340 Open up the bag of the favorite food behind him.

00:33:46.000 See if he does this.

00:33:46.580 Literally crack a bag of chips.

00:33:47.500 Well, he, like, he slammed something down on the counter and that made him look.

00:33:51.620 But it's, like, he feels vibrations.

00:33:53.420 Oh, right.

00:33:53.860 So then he had me drop it behind him.

00:33:55.980 And it was, like, a big tin.

00:33:57.480 And it made a loud-ass noise.

00:33:59.320 Like a clang.

00:33:59.980 He didn't move.

00:34:01.180 Not at all.

00:34:01.600 He goes, yeah, he's deaf.

00:34:02.860 He's deaf. 0.90

00:34:04.100 That's $400.

00:34:05.020 The results are in.

00:34:07.140 He's deaf. 0.90

00:34:07.600 Like, $40 would be great.

00:34:09.420 Well, ours picked up epilepsy, like, week three, week four.

00:34:12.760 No, no, no.

00:34:13.180 He had had a seizure, like, a year before we adopted him.

00:34:17.580 And they, like, were super open about it.

00:34:18.980 And we're, like, here's all his, like, medical records or whatever.

00:34:20.940 Yeah.

00:34:21.660 Well, he also said he liked baths.

00:34:24.320 Can't confirm. 1.00

00:34:25.080 Fucking hates baths. 1.00

00:34:26.280 So we're, like, okay, what's true? 1.00

00:34:27.720 What's, like, not true?

00:34:28.380 Yeah.

00:34:29.140 You know, sorting through the facts here.

00:34:31.140 Like, the first bath.

00:34:31.940 You're going to love this. 1.00

00:34:32.760 He's, like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:34:34.500 Literally. 0.99

00:34:35.060 He's, like, he's, like.

00:34:36.220 He's all doing that.

00:34:37.140 Yeah, he got hurt.

00:34:37.580 I'm, like. 0.96

00:34:38.120 Oh, yeah, we really fucking love this. 0.97

00:34:39.640 Loves baths, huh? 0.93

00:34:41.080 Thanks, Kathy.

00:34:43.820 And so we.

00:34:46.660 I think maybe it was probably in his first year that he did have a seizure.

00:34:50.040 And so, like, just one.

00:34:51.300 We're chilling.

00:34:51.940 It's all good.

00:34:52.940 Just a little baby.

00:34:53.420 We don't have other hobbies.

00:34:54.520 So.

00:34:54.860 We're not in pickleball.

00:34:55.560 We're not in pickleball.

00:34:56.180 Yeah.

00:34:56.440 We're, like, booked.

00:34:57.080 For real.

00:34:57.740 I was, like.

00:34:58.260 And when we brought him home, like, they meshed well.

00:35:00.860 Him being deaf has worked out tremendously.

00:35:03.520 That's what I was going to say.

00:35:03.960 I feel like there's benefits to that.

00:35:05.040 Yeah.

00:35:05.260 Yeah.

00:35:05.480 He's absolutely.

00:35:06.100 And I can confirm he is for sure deaf. 0.82

00:35:08.480 Like, he absolutely is.

00:35:10.560 It's.

00:35:10.860 And they.

00:35:11.320 I think the old guy probably could, too.

00:35:12.720 He just didn't want to say it.

00:35:13.780 Yeah.

00:35:14.660 That's why I was, like.

00:35:15.360 I think he just didn't want to, like, spend the money to get him tested.

00:35:18.120 Which I get.

00:35:18.800 Yeah.

00:35:18.880 So I was, like.

00:35:19.500 Well.

00:35:20.120 He's better.

00:35:20.880 It's better now.

00:35:22.080 It worked out.

00:35:22.700 Thankfully, like, he has completely 180'd Squid.

00:35:25.520 Like, Squid is so chill with other dogs now.

00:35:27.620 Like, because now he has someone.

00:35:29.000 Because they would, like, WWE wrestle on my couch.

00:35:32.080 Yeah.

00:35:32.360 For, like, 20 minutes straight.

00:35:34.080 But it's, like, slow motion.

00:35:36.000 Like, just two hippos.

00:35:37.280 Yeah.

00:35:37.540 Being, like, ooh.

00:35:38.460 And then they take 10 minute breaks in between.

00:35:40.700 And they'll.

00:35:41.300 Yeah.

00:35:41.940 They'll sleep for an hour and a half.

00:35:43.160 Is he older or younger?

00:35:44.580 Tuna's actually younger than Squid.

00:35:46.300 Got it.

00:35:46.540 Okay.

00:35:46.720 So he's probably.

00:35:47.860 I think Squid's two.

00:35:49.160 And he's, like, right behind him.

00:35:50.260 So he's, like, one and a half.

00:35:51.940 Yeah.

00:35:52.120 So they're, like, right up against each other.

00:35:54.080 But they're, like, perfect boys.

00:35:56.280 Two little sausages.

00:35:57.400 They love each other.

00:35:58.140 Now they're in a real bestie phase.

00:35:59.940 Oh. 1.00

00:36:00.620 Squid was in a real, like, I'm going to WWE wrestle this bitch every single day. 1.00

00:36:05.480 Like, every single day. 0.99

00:36:07.000 Squid was, like, ah, ah, ah.

00:36:08.800 And because Tuna's deaf, it doesn't bother him as much.

00:36:11.280 Right.

00:36:11.740 So he just lets him bite him.

00:36:13.560 And he's just going.

00:36:14.600 And he's, like, ah, ah, ah.

00:36:15.940 Just over and over and over again.

00:36:17.140 Until he got tired enough.

00:36:18.140 And now they're besties.

00:36:19.340 I'm not entirely sure.

00:36:20.320 Are there any other artists that are aware that the other exists yet?

00:36:23.560 They coexist so peacefully.

00:36:25.520 What if they think they're, like, reflections?

00:36:27.240 Disruptions.

00:36:27.560 Yeah.

00:36:28.560 They'll, like, kind of come in and they go.

00:36:31.020 And, like, walk away.

00:36:32.020 And you're, like, what?

00:36:32.460 Do they ever play?

00:36:33.180 They don't ever play?

00:36:33.840 No, they do.

00:36:34.280 They'll do WWE SmackDown on their couch for, like, about 60 seconds once a day.

00:36:38.880 And then, again, sleep for four hours.

00:36:40.440 And that's kind of it for, like, acknowledging each other's existence.

00:36:44.160 Yeah.

00:36:44.340 But, like, they'll wake up in the morning and, like, sniff each other and be, like, oh, are

00:36:46.640 you guys meeting for the first time right now?

00:36:47.660 Like, what's going on here?

00:36:48.520 Like, did you forget that you also live with this dog last time?

00:36:52.360 That's why I said that.

00:36:53.080 Maybe they think that's me.

00:36:54.200 Well, that's me.

00:36:54.860 That's just me.

00:36:55.760 Yeah.

00:36:56.580 That's me.

00:36:57.220 They have enough self-awareness.

00:36:58.620 Aren't you glad you're, like, you're raising something with your boyfriend just to, like,

00:37:01.660 get a sense for what he does and doesn't care about in that, like, style?

00:37:05.280 Yeah.

00:37:05.520 Like, he's all about food.

00:37:08.080 Like, he does their food and everything. 1.00

00:37:10.500 The one thing my boyfriend, like, just struggles with severely is dog shit. 1.00

00:37:14.960 I don't know what it is about shit. 1.00

00:37:16.660 Like, it truly makes him gag so violently. 1.00

00:37:19.940 Like, nothing grosses him out, really.

00:37:21.820 Nothing, like. 1.00

00:37:22.640 Like, he would rather clean, like, human vomit than clean dog shit, which I don't get. 1.00

00:37:27.000 Really? 1.00

00:37:27.600 Yeah.

00:37:28.000 Oh, I'm on reverse on that for sure.

00:37:29.120 Me too.

00:37:29.840 Me too.

00:37:30.260 Yeah.

00:37:30.580 Is that, are you like that too?

00:37:31.740 I don't, I've never thought to myself I'd rather clean human vomit. 1.00

00:37:35.140 I've never been like, yeah, that's, that's the bullshit. 0.99

00:37:37.140 Well, me personally, I like to clean human vomit. 0.99

00:37:39.120 But I was like, I would rather clean a toilet than a kitchen.

00:37:42.380 That's tea.

00:37:43.080 Jeremy, brain cells, he walks in the kitchen, brain cells exiting.

00:37:47.880 No thoughts, just vibes.

00:37:49.120 No thoughts.

00:37:49.640 No vibes.

00:37:50.500 No vibes.

00:37:50.940 No vibes.

00:37:51.460 No vibes.

00:37:52.140 She's not kidding.

00:37:53.400 It's crazy.

00:37:54.380 For such an intelligent man.

00:37:55.520 It is crazy.

00:37:57.360 Do you just not like cooking or do you not like cleaning?

00:37:59.340 Oh, I don't cook.

00:38:00.100 I don't cook.

00:38:00.620 Really?

00:38:00.980 At all.

00:38:01.380 That's not gonna happen.

00:38:02.640 No one wants to eat it.

00:38:03.700 No, it's terrible.

00:38:04.760 It's everyone, it's a lose-lose if you cook.

00:38:06.300 Oh, it's a lose-lose.

00:38:06.820 Yeah.

00:38:06.880 But I come back sometimes from having seen, like, the mess that I left and I go, what happened?

00:38:12.040 You're like the Hulk, you just back out?

00:38:12.880 Like, when I got done eating, did I just go?

00:38:16.260 You just leave?

00:38:17.020 Literally just leave. 0.99

00:38:17.840 And I walk in, I'm like, what the fuck is this tornado in here? 0.98

00:38:20.500 Is the elf gonna take care of it that we don't have? 0.99

00:38:22.880 The kitchen elf.

00:38:23.780 It's me.

00:38:24.180 What was the kitchen elf?

00:38:25.460 It's me.

00:38:26.200 I am the kitchen elf.

00:38:26.960 I'm aware that this is annoying.

00:38:28.200 Why am I doing this?

00:38:29.600 I haven't stopped doing it yet.

00:38:30.620 I do want to be clear, though, that, like, although Jeremy cannot, cannot literally function

00:38:33.700 whatsoever in the kitchen, all of our tech stuff and, like, security of our house,

00:38:37.060 like, we have a very, like, balanced household, I'd say, so, like, I don't want anyone to,

00:38:41.140 like, rag on him, yeah.

00:38:42.400 No, your strengths.

00:38:43.280 I get that.

00:38:43.960 Like, Dave, week two, you were like, you take the trash out.

00:38:46.300 Okay, that's your job.

00:38:47.660 That's a you thing.

00:38:48.300 That's a you thing.

00:38:48.960 That's a you thing.

00:38:49.780 Although, I did take the trash out last night.

00:38:51.220 I know, I heard that.

00:38:51.920 I know.

00:38:52.660 I appreciate it.

00:38:53.160 I'm so welcome.

00:38:53.820 That's so nice.

00:38:54.940 I literally, my boyfriend loves to cook.

00:38:57.920 Like, he prefers to cook.

00:38:59.800 I don't.

00:39:00.600 Yeah.

00:39:00.740 So that works out.

00:39:01.700 No, that's perfect.

00:39:02.440 Yeah, that's perfect.

00:39:03.040 You see, like, you just, like, hang in.

00:39:04.100 Yeah, the problem is Lauren doesn't like to cook, so. 1.00

00:39:07.260 You guys are at a real crossroads.

00:39:08.600 Yeah.

00:39:08.760 We're on that, like, meal delivery service situation.

00:39:12.640 Oh, I feel that.

00:39:13.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:13.740 That's one of the greatest curses of this is the opportunity to eat out every fucking day. 0.99

00:39:19.660 Yeah. 0.98

00:39:20.160 It is a privilege.

00:39:21.300 Don't get me wrong.

00:39:22.520 But it is a curse in a lot of ways.

00:39:24.680 My fridge was like a drink fridge.

00:39:26.880 My sister kept calling it the drink fridge because there was no food in there.

00:39:29.540 And a college frat guy?

00:39:30.460 Yeah, because every time I buy food, I'm gone for weeks. 1.00

00:39:34.100 The shit goes bad. 1.00

00:39:35.020 It's a waste of money. 1.00

00:39:35.620 Throw it out.

00:39:36.240 Like, so then I'm like, I can't buy groceries because I'm just gonna, they're gonna go bad.

00:39:40.480 Yeah.

00:39:40.840 But it's because I would grocery shop like how I did before I did this, which is like,

00:39:44.140 you know, you buy for the week or you buy for a couple weeks.

00:39:45.700 Oh, your produce, your bread.

00:39:46.760 Yeah.

00:39:47.100 But now I have to buy in, like, two-day increments.

00:39:49.640 Yeah.

00:39:49.880 I literally shop, grocery shop, like, I'm gonna have to go on the run in, like, a couple days.

00:39:53.440 Just in case.

00:39:54.300 I have to Jason Bourne, like, exit.

00:39:56.760 Just in case.

00:39:57.520 Just as my go bag.

00:39:58.580 Yeah.

00:39:59.660 Yeah.

00:40:00.080 I might literally get up.

00:40:00.840 But she loves the grocery store.

00:40:01.780 I love the grocery store.

00:40:03.200 You do?

00:40:03.400 I love the grocery store.

00:40:04.560 Just grocery shopping in general or just the vibes in there?

00:40:06.940 Yes.

00:40:07.940 Yes.

00:40:08.700 Yes.

00:40:09.580 Yes.

00:40:10.100 What's your favorite grocery store?

00:40:11.700 Love a Whole Foods, but I also love a Ralph's.

00:40:13.900 I love Ralph's.

00:40:15.020 I love a Ralph's.

00:40:15.520 She loves Ralph's. 1.00

00:40:15.940 People really shit on Ralph's. 0.99

00:40:17.280 And I'm like, guys, this is where the deals are. 0.99

00:40:19.160 I love Ralph's.

00:40:20.240 Yeah.

00:40:20.460 Ralph's, Vaughn's, Stater Brothers.

00:40:22.000 Because I don't like, like, I love Whole Foods.

00:40:24.520 I feel like they're, like, prep food is so great.

00:40:25.860 But I also want to be able to, like, buy the shittiest, most, like, fake bag of chips in

00:40:30.500 the world.

00:40:30.940 And, like, someplace, like, Whole Foods, you can't do that.

00:40:32.740 Yeah.

00:40:33.340 I know. 1.00

00:40:34.040 All that healthy shit. 1.00

00:40:35.040 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:40:35.400 It's like, this is too healthy. 1.00

00:40:36.460 Give me, like, the fake shit with a preservative. 1.00

00:40:37.980 You need a balance. 1.00

00:40:38.500 And I feel like Ralph's really serves it up.

00:40:40.740 Oh, I tried the Haley Beaver smoothie for the first time.

00:40:45.340 Oh, how was it?

00:40:45.880 Like, a week ago or so.

00:40:46.900 Like, draw down an investment.

00:40:48.500 Yeah.

00:40:48.980 Yeah.

00:40:49.420 $22 later.

00:40:50.160 I had to take out a second mortgage and then I got it.

00:40:52.040 Yeah.

00:40:52.420 But it, honestly, it's pretty good.

00:40:54.560 Yeah, that's what I hear.

00:40:55.120 I haven't heard one person like, this is gross.

00:40:56.640 No, it's pretty good.

00:40:57.500 Yeah.

00:40:57.620 Like, I was like, you know what? 1.00

00:40:59.720 This bitch kind of ate with this smoothie. 1.00

00:41:01.220 Like, is it $30? 1.00

00:41:02.460 Yeah.

00:41:02.780 Is that insane?

00:41:03.580 Yeah.

00:41:04.220 Did I try it?

00:41:05.040 Of course I did.

00:41:05.620 I think to myself, if I had a smoothie named after me, one, it wouldn't be $30.

00:41:09.360 And two, would it be good?

00:41:10.740 I'm not sure.

00:41:11.780 I think one of the things when people have like, you like this?

00:41:13.820 I feel like the consensus is like, it's expensive, but it's really good.

00:41:17.060 Yeah. 0.79

00:41:17.540 I can imagine like, oh, it sucks and it's expensive. 0.97

00:41:19.500 And it's expensive. 0.97

00:41:20.420 Yeah.

00:41:20.940 It's one of, it's like, I was, I saw a TikTok, because obviously I've been seeing people talk

00:41:24.740 about it for like the last year.

00:41:25.720 Totally.

00:41:26.100 And I hadn't tried it ever.

00:41:27.420 And then I saw one TikTok of two grown men being like, can I tell you something?

00:41:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:32.280 They're like, that bitch knows her way about a blender. 1.00

00:41:35.140 I saw that one and I go, all right, I'm going to try it. 0.99

00:41:37.960 This is the influencer that got me.

00:41:39.040 Yeah.

00:41:39.500 I've been influenced.

00:41:40.240 Because neither of them wanted to like it.

00:41:42.060 No. 1.00

00:41:42.360 They didn't want to be able to go, this is stupid. 1.00

00:41:44.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:44.380 That is the most candid review.

00:41:46.020 Yeah.

00:41:46.400 And I, and I went and I tried it and it was good.

00:41:49.640 It was very, very delicious.

00:41:51.360 There's a couple of things I feel like that have really changed Jeremy's life.

00:41:53.580 Like not only like now being his wife, like obviously that was like a life change as well

00:41:56.440 too.

00:41:56.640 But the two things I feel like I got him off Carmex and onto Aquaphor.

00:42:00.720 OKT.

00:42:01.400 One.

00:42:01.920 Carmex is.

00:42:02.400 I had no idea that I was putting salt in my lips.

00:42:04.180 This man, this man was drinking lukewarm room temp water and I got him a Stanley and I was

00:42:09.400 like, welcome to the world.

00:42:10.840 I love a Stanley.

00:42:11.640 Of cold water for 48 hours at a time.

00:42:13.880 It's just me and the girls walk around with our jugs of water.

00:42:17.100 It's wonderful.

00:42:17.520 Me and the girls.

00:42:17.960 Me and the girls.

00:42:18.560 Just one of the girls.

00:42:19.420 When I saw those Stanleys, like when they first started getting popular, I told my sister,

00:42:23.600 I was like, I think I need to try that white girl cup.

00:42:26.220 And? 1.00

00:42:26.640 I need to try that shit. 1.00

00:42:27.880 I need to try it. 1.00

00:42:29.440 They're eating with that.

00:42:30.420 I said that white girl cup.

00:42:31.580 I need to try it.

00:42:32.420 And I did. 0.99

00:42:33.140 And now I have fucking four of them. 0.99

00:42:34.420 Like, they're good. 0.99

00:42:35.500 The things that I would get out of bed for once I'm already in, walk all the way downstairs,

00:42:39.460 walk all the way back when I have water sitting to my left.

00:42:41.700 But it's not as cold.

00:42:44.240 Oh, I love it.

00:42:45.540 You've been right about a couple of things.

00:42:47.300 That and sunscreen.

00:42:48.720 Who would have thought? 0.59

00:42:50.020 Crazy.

00:42:50.960 I said a couple of things. 0.90

00:42:52.380 I know there's stuff like that I've put my boyfriend on too.

00:42:55.060 Is he at skincare?

00:42:56.580 Does he do skincare?

00:42:57.160 He loves skincare.

00:42:58.060 Yeah, like now.

00:42:59.060 Can I ask you a question though?

00:42:59.760 What does he put you onto?

00:43:01.180 Ooh, that's a good question.

00:43:04.820 I'm like, nothing.

00:43:05.720 I'm perfect.

00:43:06.420 Coming up blank.

00:43:07.220 You're like, I was actually fully cooked when I met him.

00:43:08.940 Yeah, I was actually flawless when I met him.

00:43:11.040 Don't make me ask your family.

00:43:13.320 I honestly am trying to think.

00:43:14.640 Like, as far as products go, I really don't know.

00:43:16.660 Because when I first started dating my boyfriend and I went in his room for the first time,

00:43:19.900 it was really clean.

00:43:21.100 But he had like, one, his bed, it was like pushed in the corner.

00:43:24.040 Yeah, I was just.

00:43:24.720 And then one lamp.

00:43:26.900 And then when we moved in together, I was like, okay, so I want to rearrange some things.

00:43:32.080 I'd like to get in from the bed.

00:43:33.880 Black sheets.

00:43:34.440 Not from the other side.

00:43:35.120 Don't like that.

00:43:36.320 And then I was like, we need to move the bed.

00:43:38.720 And he was like, well, where?

00:43:39.860 And I go, in the middle, so I can get up.

00:43:42.280 And he was like, oh, does it have to be like that?

00:43:45.060 And I go, well, I'm not a teenager, so I'm not going to roll off my bed.

00:43:48.480 Do you want me to scoot to the end and get off?

00:43:50.900 And I'm not doing that.

00:43:51.780 Did he want to just like climb over you too?

00:43:53.840 No, he was like, oh, go on that side.

00:43:55.360 I was like, hey, we're adults.

00:43:56.920 We can have in the middle.

00:43:57.700 Yeah, and I was like, we need one of these.

00:43:59.420 And I'm talking about end tables.

00:44:00.580 And he goes, for what?

00:44:01.720 And I go, for the side of the bed.

00:44:04.260 And he was like, I know, but what does it hold?

00:44:06.500 For what?

00:44:07.140 And I was like, your things?

00:44:08.960 Like, where do you plug in your phone?

00:44:10.080 He goes, oh, I just plug it in and put it on the windowsill next to him.

00:44:13.380 Built in.

00:44:14.040 Yeah, he was like, I already have it.

00:44:15.680 And I was like, okay, well, I don't have one, so we're buying end tables.

00:44:19.360 Yeah.

00:44:19.800 I think by like the single mother who raised me, I instilled a few of those things.

00:44:23.780 Yeah.

00:44:24.040 Because I had.

00:44:25.120 He had great furniture.

00:44:26.200 When I walked in the apartment, I was like, oh, this is a fully cooked man who like knows

00:44:29.380 how to find blue.com.

00:44:30.080 It's funny too, because my boyfriend was raised by a single mom.

00:44:32.540 Yeah.

00:44:32.960 Oh, that's right.

00:44:33.420 Yeah.

00:44:33.880 But he, it's just like furniture. 1.00

00:44:35.880 It's like extra shit. 1.00

00:44:37.100 Like decor. 1.00

00:44:38.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:38.160 Like shit that like makes a home a home. 1.00

00:44:39.960 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:44:40.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:40.600 There was nothing on my walls.

00:44:41.380 There was white.

00:44:41.880 And there was nothing, yeah, and like there was, it was never going to be anything on

00:44:45.180 the wall.

00:44:45.620 Like was there a throw blanket?

00:44:46.840 Yes.

00:44:47.300 But like art, too far.

00:44:49.540 You hated my throw blanket.

00:44:51.020 It was just not soft.

00:44:52.080 So it's like, why get a throw blanket if it's not going to be soft?

00:44:54.640 It's warm.

00:44:55.280 Find me the logic.

00:44:57.360 When I first moved in with my boyfriend too, I was like living, oh, this was right before

00:45:01.460 COVID.

00:45:01.860 So I had like moved in and then I had to stay there because of COVID, but I was with his

00:45:06.200 family.

00:45:06.520 So his brother lived in the house at the time.

00:45:08.380 And obviously because I'm moving in, I like have all of these products and like I have

00:45:13.080 them all in the drawer and everything. 0.99

00:45:14.820 And because I'm a Virgo, I know when my shit is touched. 1.00

00:45:17.680 Right. 0.99

00:45:18.060 And my boyfriend, yeah, so I would go in there and I would see things out of order and I was

00:45:22.180 like, somebody's been here.

00:45:24.260 And I would tell my boyfriend and I'm like, I think your brother's using my stuff.

00:45:27.680 And then he was like, like, what stuff?

00:45:29.120 And I go, like my skincare.

00:45:30.940 Like what stuff?

00:45:32.380 Yeah, it was like, like my serums and my moisturizers and all that.

00:45:36.020 And I go, and I don't care, but where's he putting it?

00:45:39.060 Because I'm putting it on my face.

00:45:40.560 So I just want to know.

00:45:42.080 And like the way he-

00:45:42.860 Great question. 0.99

00:45:43.280 I literally found out like he was like, like he's in a fucking Nordstrom. 0.99

00:45:46.140 He's just like, well, it's just, it's just- 0.97

00:45:48.380 But don't you just see a video of him by himself going, huh, let's try this out.

00:45:52.640 He was literally just sampling everything because they had never like done stuff like that

00:45:56.840 before.

00:45:57.180 Like my boyfriend used to just put baby lotion on his face and that's it.

00:45:59.840 Okay.

00:46:00.660 Perfect skin, by the way. 1.00

00:46:01.920 Hey, fuck you. 1.00

00:46:02.820 Yeah, what the fuck's that about? 1.00

00:46:03.480 Yeah, must be nice. 0.99

00:46:04.380 Can't relate to that.

00:46:05.360 Literally, like dabs his wet, like water washed face off with the same towel that he wipes 1.00

00:46:10.780 his balls with. 0.99

00:46:11.860 Perfect skin. 1.00

00:46:12.800 Perfect skin.

00:46:13.920 What's that about? 0.99

00:46:14.480 Must be fucking nice. 0.99

00:46:15.280 Must be fucking nice. 0.98

00:46:15.940 Yeah, I was like, what? 0.99

00:46:16.720 Must be fucking nice. 0.96

00:46:17.540 That's not true. 0.99

00:46:18.120 That's slanderous. 0.92

00:46:18.880 One pimple in his leg.

00:46:20.660 Hasn't touched a serum.

00:46:21.760 Hasn't touched a lotion.

00:46:22.800 I will say-

00:46:23.240 Started wearing sunscreen at 32.

00:46:25.800 I'm 32.

00:46:26.400 I've neglected my facial everything.

00:46:30.800 And that's because you guys have perfect skin. 0.98

00:46:32.840 I don't know what the fuck that is. 0.98

00:46:33.280 I didn't used to, though. 0.98

00:46:33.820 Didn't used to.

00:46:34.500 But also he's white, so I'm like, you gotta step this up now or else it's gonna go downhill 0.99

00:46:37.780 quick.

00:46:38.560 You're staring down the barrel, girl. 0.86

00:46:39.580 Yeah, you're staring down the barrel. 0.99

00:46:40.300 I did notice that other white dude couples with Asian women, and I'm like, you look terrible. 1.00

00:46:47.720 If it gets too far, then it starts looking like I'm a mail-order bride.

00:46:52.160 It's always the guy.

00:46:53.460 You know what I mean?

00:46:53.640 You know what I mean?

00:46:54.000 I mean, when's the last time you saw a beautifully, like, oh, the white guy looks great at 80 and

00:46:59.120 his Asian wife doesn't. 0.82

00:47:00.300 And his wife looks awful. 0.99

00:47:01.620 Show me one.

00:47:03.260 It's not gonna happen.

00:47:04.220 I'm not gonna be that one.

00:47:05.780 You're not getting me like that.

00:47:07.180 So, yeah, I now go to her Botox doctor to try and just keep me frozen in time.

00:47:11.080 To keep the eyebrows at the level they're supposed to be.

00:47:13.700 Is that your 11s?

00:47:14.540 I forget.

00:47:15.020 No, that's your 11s, I think.

00:47:16.260 I don't even know.

00:47:17.000 I've never gotten Botox.

00:47:17.700 I've never gotten Botox.

00:47:17.800 I'm not sure.

00:47:18.440 Have you ever gotten Botox?

00:47:20.000 I've never gotten them.

00:47:20.780 Yeah.

00:47:21.100 I really want to try the sweat ones.

00:47:23.280 Oh, I almost got that.

00:47:24.040 Okay, so I've heard, though, that, like, if it stops the sweat in that area, but it'll find

00:47:28.120 a new place to come out.

00:47:29.100 I know, and then I'm worried.

00:47:29.920 Which really scares me.

00:47:30.520 That's like rolling the dice on a gamble that I don't know if I want to take.

00:47:32.700 It's like it will redirect it.

00:47:33.880 Like somewhere even weirder.

00:47:34.620 Somewhere even weirder, yeah.

00:47:35.960 Like my forearms, my, like, elbow pits are just, like, perspiring, and I'm like, I don't

00:47:39.700 know about this.

00:47:40.200 It's your back.

00:47:40.780 The center of your back.

00:47:41.960 Oh, I would die.

00:47:42.920 Because I'm a sweaty girl, like, I get hot really easily.

00:47:45.420 Same, same.

00:47:46.120 Yeah, so I, and I sweat the most, like, on my hairline and, like, my neck area.

00:47:51.500 Ooh, that feels so hot, too.

00:47:52.780 Oh, yeah, and it's the first place people look.

00:47:55.560 So, when I'm sweating, they're like, it's hot out here, huh?

00:47:58.420 And I'm like, I'm actually cold.

00:48:00.920 I'm actually frigid.

00:48:01.560 I'm shivering.

00:48:02.120 It's a beautiful breeze.

00:48:03.620 No, like, if you were to, like, remember, like, the show Room Raiders?

00:48:06.280 Yes.

00:48:06.880 Uh, yeah.

00:48:07.800 Love.

00:48:08.160 Throwback.

00:48:08.640 If you were, like, go into our room and look at the bed and go, I wonder which side the

00:48:13.680 six foot four kind of hairy dude sleeps on, and you would think that it was hers, for sure. 1.00

00:48:19.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:20.180 I'm a sweaty girl.

00:48:21.260 But I'm also on, like, anti-anxiety medication, and that makes that, like, it makes it really.

00:48:25.620 And don't you feel mean?

00:48:26.640 That's right.

00:48:27.320 That's right.

00:48:28.400 That's right.

00:48:29.720 That's so ableist of you.

00:48:31.100 So thanks for violating my HIPAA rights anyways.

00:48:35.340 Yeah, you definitely have more temperature issues than I do.

00:48:37.620 Yeah, no, but it really fucks with your, like, heat regulation.

00:48:39.200 But, hold on.

00:48:39.520 If you're hot or if you're cold and you walk by the temperature on the wall.

00:48:44.020 This is a hot take here in our household.

00:48:45.460 If it was 72 degrees and you wanted to make it cooler.

00:48:48.940 Yeah.

00:48:49.460 What are you turning it to?

00:48:50.600 I turned mine to, like, 69, 68.

00:48:52.820 But let's say it was, like, let's say you're already at 69.

00:48:55.200 Okay.

00:48:55.680 And let's say, oh, you know, it's too cold in here.

00:48:57.380 Yeah.

00:48:57.580 I like it to be warmer.

00:48:58.580 What would you turn it to?

00:48:59.940 70, probably.

00:49:00.780 Right.

00:49:01.220 Because that's a normal thing.

00:49:02.480 Lauren does, like, one way or the other.

00:49:05.520 No, no, no, no.

00:49:06.600 But, like, I'm going extremes.

00:49:08.040 Like, even in the car, it's, like, either the AC is at 10 or it's at 2.

00:49:10.880 10 on high or 0.

00:49:13.120 It is, like, there's just no finesse.

00:49:15.300 Listen, it's not the most logical part of me.

00:49:16.420 There's nothing in the middle.

00:49:17.540 It's just one way or the other.

00:49:19.360 My boyfriend actually runs really hot, too.

00:49:22.340 Hotter than me.

00:49:23.220 Like, honestly, he sweats easier than I do.

00:49:24.900 So, like, living together, too, I've had to really adjust, like, comforters, like, sheets.

00:49:29.800 Like, I have to get comforters that are cool enough but still warm.

00:49:33.680 Can we talk about sheets, actually?

00:49:34.660 Oh, there we go.

00:49:35.400 Like, jersey sheets are too hot for him.

00:49:37.660 Oh, yeah.

00:49:37.980 I love a jersey sheet.

00:49:38.800 I could do a jersey sheet.

00:49:39.920 Yeah, I would be French.

00:49:42.500 But do you both, you know, like, you can, like, tuck a sheet.

00:49:45.840 Is it a nurse's corner?

00:49:46.720 Is that what it's called?

00:49:47.560 Oh.

00:49:47.860 Do you like the nurse's corner or do you hate the nurse's corner?

00:49:49.980 Is that the one where it's, like, it does not move?

00:49:51.900 Yeah.

00:49:52.720 I like that on a sheet.

00:49:54.040 I hate a flat sheet.

00:49:55.780 Like, one that goes on top of the fitted sheet. 1.00

00:49:57.680 Let's fucking go. 0.97

00:49:58.860 That's all the time we have to do this. 0.97

00:50:00.460 Thank you so much for watching.

00:50:01.660 We'll see you next week.

00:50:02.360 I think flat sheets are so pointless.

00:50:03.840 Get out of my face. 0.99

00:50:04.700 I don't need it.

00:50:05.300 So you're telling me that you're sweating directly into the comforter.

00:50:10.100 No barrier.

00:50:10.960 Right.

00:50:11.320 So the both of you are just too, just water pollinating.

00:50:14.620 Cooking.

00:50:14.920 And it just goes into the comforter every week, week over week, year after year. 1.00

00:50:18.940 Down with the fucking flat sheet. 0.98

00:50:20.220 When you could just have that one little sheet that you put that into the washer and everything 0.99

00:50:25.300 else just stays so fresh.

00:50:26.240 You know what's funny is the flat sheet goes on my bed when I'm washing the other sheet.

00:50:30.580 And I haven't changed.

00:50:31.260 I forgot to change the load or something.

00:50:32.680 Yeah.

00:50:32.960 Yeah.

00:50:33.160 And that flat sheet's always clean because I never use it.

00:50:34.900 Because you never use it.

00:50:35.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:35.960 So I just throw that bitch on there. 1.00

00:50:37.140 Oh. 1.00

00:50:37.340 Oh.

00:50:37.620 I feel so good about this.

00:50:39.460 I feel so.

00:50:40.360 Feeling validated.

00:50:41.140 Feeling validated.

00:50:41.660 It's a support group out there.

00:50:43.340 Yeah.

00:50:43.580 I just, I don't understand why you wouldn't want to keep.

00:50:45.360 It's right there.

00:50:45.940 It's right there.

00:50:46.580 Yeah.

00:50:46.960 Wouldn't you want to keep it.

00:50:48.000 You need a flat sheet.

00:50:48.620 Right.

00:50:49.500 Because that's what civilized humans do.

00:50:50.840 I, I.

00:50:53.200 Where did, what went wrong?

00:50:55.520 I feel, I don't like feeling constricted.

00:50:57.380 Like I got to have a leg out again.

00:50:58.520 Like I run hot.

00:50:59.380 Like I got to be able to kick a Lego and get it over on top of the comforter and stuff.

00:51:02.760 The flat sheet's too heavy.

00:51:04.260 No, but he tucks it in. 0.98

00:51:05.740 He wants me to be in a fucking asylum of flat sheet tucked into the sides. 0.99

00:51:09.520 He wants you to be swaddled. 0.99

00:51:09.880 I don't know because it'll just be kicked out over the week.

00:51:12.160 Yeah.

00:51:12.440 I kick it out.

00:51:13.300 Eventually I'll get into bed and like it's just in the bottom of the corner of the bed.

00:51:16.900 And I'm just like, okay, I'll just.

00:51:18.120 Listen, I don't take responsibility for what happens when I'm on the front of this.

00:51:19.920 You guys are passively putting the sheet on and on and kicking it off.

00:51:22.580 You have, you have no, every night.

00:51:23.800 It's a battle.

00:51:24.400 It's a battle.

00:51:24.820 Mind you, we have like that eight sleep thing where it's like changes the temperatures for both sides.

00:51:28.740 Oh, nice.

00:51:29.320 Yeah.

00:51:29.540 So like.

00:51:29.840 Nice.

00:51:32.760 It's also not as soft because I have like a cooling blanket that I also use.

00:51:36.700 And so I want to.

00:51:37.160 She's got the heat up with the cooling blanket.

00:51:40.340 Walk me through that.

00:51:41.240 And it works.

00:51:41.860 Okay.

00:51:43.660 You're curating a vibe when you go to sleep.

00:51:46.260 You're curating an energy bill.

00:51:47.440 Thank you.

00:51:48.460 Thank you.

00:51:49.300 My God.

00:51:50.140 We have solar.

00:51:50.740 It's fine.

00:51:51.980 So do I.

00:51:52.600 Yeah.

00:51:52.980 See, I feel like the.

00:51:55.060 Yeah.

00:51:55.140 My boyfriend doesn't really care about the flat sheet.

00:51:57.140 I don't think he's never told me.

00:51:58.980 Listen, if this man didn't have end tables, he's fine.

00:52:00.840 That's true.

00:52:01.320 That's how I know you guys.

00:52:02.020 One day you're going to have that conversation.

00:52:05.340 Sure.

00:52:06.020 And but circle back, please.

00:52:06.960 I know he's he starts to like he'll develop like really weird like things now, which I'm

00:52:12.580 like, oh, now you care about that.

00:52:14.240 You're like, what? 1.00

00:52:14.740 I've been with you for seven fucking years and he never gave a shit about that. 0.99

00:52:18.000 I forget the one he told me the other day. 0.99

00:52:19.640 It was something I like.

00:52:20.380 I just never put back.

00:52:22.100 I can't remember what it was.

00:52:23.120 He's like, when you do this, you have to put it back, which I am always doing that to him.

00:52:27.160 I'm like, hey, hey, hey, do you mind just maybe.

00:52:30.080 Oh, here's one for him that I like truly.

00:52:32.220 It drives me nuts.

00:52:33.160 It's like he takes the razor out.

00:52:35.160 Mind you, we have two.

00:52:36.160 Right.

00:52:36.540 Right.

00:52:36.780 Like for obvious reasons.

00:52:38.360 But then sometimes if there's only one in there, we share it.

00:52:40.540 But he'll take it out and use it to shave, but then won't put it back in there.

00:52:44.080 And I don't notice till I'm like balls deep in my everything shower.

00:52:48.060 Then I have to get out dripping wet and I have to creep over there and look for the 0.99

00:52:52.040 fucking razor. 0.99

00:52:52.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:53.120 And then I'm like, you didn't put the razor back.

00:52:54.420 He's like, oh, I'm sorry. 0.99

00:52:55.940 Every fucking time. 0.99

00:52:56.780 That. 0.99

00:52:57.180 And there's a hand towel in my kitchen.

00:52:58.640 I have like two hand towels hanging on the stove.

00:53:00.560 Yep.

00:53:00.780 Yep.

00:53:00.960 He uses the same one every time.

00:53:02.920 I don't know why it's that one.

00:53:04.320 That's like his favorite one.

00:53:05.260 And he uses it and then he puts it on the counter.

00:53:08.340 And then he puts it on the counter.

00:53:10.100 Put it back.

00:53:10.780 Yeah.

00:53:11.000 And I literally, the other day I go, if I like, I don't care how much time has

00:53:15.640 passed.

00:53:16.320 Every time you use this, like, I know it was you because it's in this exact

00:53:19.600 spot.

00:53:20.320 Like you could take half a second longer.

00:53:22.200 How did you know?

00:53:23.140 How did you?

00:53:24.000 I had a, I had a, your calling card was here.

00:53:26.620 You have, um, and you, you, you made it very clear to me early on.

00:53:30.240 The sink should always look as if it's never been used.

00:53:33.540 Have you tried to clean dried cheese off of the bottom of the sink?

00:53:39.880 This sink should look like it came from Lowe's today.

00:53:43.740 Just installed.

00:53:44.620 Today.

00:53:45.960 Within the hour.

00:53:46.940 Today.

00:53:47.420 The moment you get done washing your hands.

00:53:49.700 When he lets a scrambled egg die in the sink and cook on there for like two days.

00:53:54.540 I'm like, I, it's that.

00:53:59.180 And then this is actually one that we haven't talked about and I'm so excited that we can

00:54:01.720 debut this on the podcast right now.

00:54:03.680 Is that after he showers, so we have like in our closet, we've got a middle island that's

00:54:08.560 got drawers, but like we always, we both have, we both have like, um, we both like throw, 0.58

00:54:15.180 you know, like it's like the corner chair in the bedroom that just like gets shit tossed 0.73

00:54:18.300 on top. 0.98

00:54:18.700 Yeah.

00:54:18.840 Like laundry. 0.96

00:54:19.860 So, so we both like, we both have a bad habit of like throwing like, you know, a t-shirt

00:54:25.700 shorts, whatever on top. 0.99

00:54:27.280 And then after he showers, he leaves his wet towel on top of both of our shit. 1.00

00:54:31.400 It's not even just my shit. 1.00

00:54:32.320 It's his shit too. 1.00

00:54:33.600 His soggy ass towel. 1.00

00:54:34.720 And so it's like, if my man does the same fucking thing, he's like, you just made all 1.00

00:54:38.460 that shit damp. 1.00

00:54:39.440 Why? 1.00

00:54:40.120 Listen.

00:54:40.860 Why?

00:54:41.840 I don't love the things that I do.

00:54:44.340 I see it. 1.00

00:54:45.040 You just fucked up all of our shit. 1.00

00:54:46.900 Like, but, but, you're like, come over here and feel these. 1.00

00:54:50.100 Do those feel dry or do they feel wet?

00:54:51.360 Give us a sniff right here.

00:54:52.540 It's giving me moist.

00:54:53.900 I admit, I couldn't do better than that, but when's the last time I failed to follow the,

00:54:58.040 the, the key that you gave me for the dishwasher?

00:55:01.600 So she wants, she, there's a very specific place that she wants all the forks. 0.97

00:55:04.440 She has like a key for a map?

00:55:05.860 Yeah.

00:55:06.380 She's like, it flew put here.

00:55:08.000 Back left, the spoons go front right, and then you've got the knife section, and then

00:55:12.460 you've got like the like ladles and things, and they must go, and they're one, and you

00:55:16.060 cannot get them out of order.

00:55:17.340 You know why?

00:55:17.360 Because I'm the kitchen elf. 0.99

00:55:18.640 Again, I'm the kitchen elf who unloads the dishwasher, so it's like, just keep the fucking 0.99

00:55:22.360 orks together in like the rug. 0.99

00:55:24.720 Just keep them together.

00:55:25.260 But now, of course, every once in a while, like, you know, like her assistant or like

00:55:28.720 someone will be at the house or whatever, and like, I'll see a rogue for her.

00:55:31.880 He's like, uh, sit down.

00:55:34.860 She is not going to be happy when she sees that.

00:55:36.580 Listen, I'm going to tell you this once, okay?

00:55:37.720 And you're going to want to hear it from me, not her, okay?

00:55:40.000 Allow me to be the messenger.

00:55:41.340 Do you have an hour?

00:55:42.180 Because if she sees that fork... 0.99

00:55:43.660 Do you like coming here?

00:55:45.720 You like working, yeah?

00:55:47.240 Okay.

00:55:48.380 I do pretty good.

00:55:49.640 You do a great job with the cutlery.

00:55:51.160 I could do better with the soggy towel.

00:55:52.860 The soggy towel.

00:55:53.500 I got to guess.

00:55:53.920 I don't know if I'm going to remember, but I'm going to try.

00:55:56.160 I toss it on the floor.

00:55:57.100 I'm like, this is yours to deal with later. 0.96

00:55:58.520 You're not going to fuck up my clothes.

00:56:00.360 I wonder why it always does make it to the floor. 0.84

00:56:02.420 Yeah.

00:56:03.420 It's crazy.

00:56:04.280 I just swore and I put this on top of Lauren's clothes. 1.00

00:56:07.060 Jokes on you, I put it right into the trash.

00:56:08.800 I'm going to the wedding that we're going to this weekend.

00:56:09.920 I swear I made this damp.

00:56:11.540 When people ask how is life post-wedding, this is the conversation we should just present

00:56:19.780 them. 0.98

00:56:20.220 Oh, I thought of something my boyfriend fucking hates that I do. 0.99

00:56:22.940 I just remembered as you were talking right now. 0.97

00:56:26.180 We sometimes share shirts, big graphic t-shirts and stuff.

00:56:30.180 Oh, yeah.

00:56:30.680 Us too.

00:56:31.280 I'm familiar with that.

00:56:31.960 All my shirts are her shirts.

00:56:33.340 Yeah.

00:56:33.720 We share a lot of clothes.

00:56:34.700 And so he hates when I take off his shirts and I stretch the neck to put it so it doesn't

00:56:41.260 rub my makeup.

00:56:42.780 And he's like, please don't do that.

00:56:44.840 It's something that even if it's a little like this, he goes, throw it in the trash.

00:56:48.020 I don't need it. 0.93

00:56:48.820 I hate it.

00:56:49.440 I hate it.

00:56:50.420 And I'm like, why?

00:56:51.480 And he's like, you stretch the neck out.

00:56:52.680 I can't wear it anymore.

00:56:53.500 I'm like, it's not even stretched out.

00:56:55.460 Also, I feel like that's the lesser of two evils between foundation.

00:56:58.400 Thank you.

00:56:59.040 Foundation marks or stretched neck.

00:57:00.080 He's just like, that's your shirt now.

00:57:01.540 Never mind.

00:57:02.040 Why are we picking between these two options? 0.99

00:57:03.500 Because those are the fucking two options. 0.99

00:57:05.720 That's the reality of the situation. 0.99

00:57:06.480 Notice how when you walk in the closet, there's a left side and a right side?

00:57:09.140 Left is mine.

00:57:10.580 Left is ours.

00:57:12.380 The whole closet's ours.

00:57:13.400 The whole closet's ours.

00:57:14.580 What's mine is yours.

00:57:15.280 Happy marriage, baby.

00:57:16.080 She shrunk a hoodie early on.

00:57:17.880 And that was the last time any laundry of mine was done by her.

00:57:20.920 My boyfriend's really particular about laundry.

00:57:23.480 We're not particular.

00:57:24.320 We just like the clothes to look like what they look like when we put them in the washer and dryer. 0.99

00:57:28.820 Oh, and I'm like, fuck a color. 0.98

00:57:30.120 Put it all in there. 0.99

00:57:31.080 It's fine.

00:57:32.000 In you all go.

00:57:32.660 If it's not white, it all goes in together.

00:57:36.420 Oh, she's just waiting for something bad to happen.

00:57:39.340 But socks, though, I'll just throw them in there.

00:57:40.820 Oh, yeah.

00:57:41.140 I don't care.

00:57:41.760 And my boyfriend's like, the socks are like blue?

00:57:43.960 No.

00:57:44.180 Yeah.

00:57:44.620 Because you're welcome.

00:57:45.260 You're welcome.

00:57:45.960 Have a little color.

00:57:46.980 My precious bombas.

00:57:48.720 They're $97 a pair.

00:57:50.860 They are so expensive.

00:57:52.040 They are so expensive.

00:57:52.660 And I have very few things I enjoy in this life, and that's one of them still.

00:57:55.260 No, honestly, they'll highly recommend fucking up the laundry early on in the relationship 0.94

00:57:58.980 if you don't want to do your men's laundry. 0.95

00:58:00.140 I remember she goes, I washed your hoodie on.

00:58:02.580 Oh, did you dry it?

00:58:05.080 Yeah.

00:58:05.560 On high.

00:58:07.700 Okay.

00:58:09.040 That's great.

00:58:10.020 Of course I did.

00:58:10.960 No, yeah.

00:58:11.660 Of course.

00:58:12.180 I washed and dried it, babe.

00:58:14.680 It's poly pocket-sized now.

00:58:15.920 It's like, yeah, and I'm like, oh, okay, cool.

00:58:18.200 Is that a problem?

00:58:19.780 No.

00:58:20.440 No, no, no.

00:58:20.780 It's great.

00:58:21.220 But that's your sweater now.

00:58:22.220 Well, it's like, you don't have a dry clean either.

00:58:24.560 Me?

00:58:24.960 Yeah, like, you own nothing.

00:58:25.920 I don't want to buy clothes that need to be dry cleaned.

00:58:27.780 Yeah.

00:58:28.080 You're so me.

00:58:28.840 Yeah.

00:58:29.160 Same.

00:58:29.540 I don't want to buy clothes that need to be dry cleaned.

00:58:30.200 I'm like, forget it.

00:58:30.840 I don't need it.

00:58:31.220 Someone else will do it.

00:58:32.260 You don't even have to do that long.

00:58:33.100 You still have to go out of your way to, like, schedule the drop-off and the pick-up.

00:58:35.880 I don't even, I don't want to.

00:58:37.140 I don't need it.

00:58:37.700 Yeah.

00:58:38.000 I don't need it.

00:58:38.820 I don't need it.

00:58:39.540 The other thing my boyfriend really gets irritated about is lint.

00:58:42.480 Oh.

00:58:43.020 Oh.

00:58:43.500 He hates lint.

00:58:44.500 Because she's never, like, emptied the lint drawer.

00:58:48.020 Okay.

00:58:48.300 Okay.

00:58:48.880 I have a confession.

00:58:50.040 You must not mind it.

00:58:50.980 When I lived in Toronto, okay, so when I first moved into, like, my university residence,

00:58:56.120 like, it was just communal laundry machines.

00:58:58.400 And someone's changing the lint. 0.99

00:59:00.360 It wasn't me, because I didn't know there was a fucking lint catcher. 0.98

00:59:02.360 I had no idea. 0.98

00:59:03.160 My mom did my laundry until I moved out in high school.

00:59:06.220 And that's just her being honest.

00:59:07.620 And I'm just being honest.

00:59:08.900 Do you have eyes?

00:59:10.520 I couldn't see it.

00:59:11.360 Didn't know where it was.

00:59:12.220 So, eventually, I, like, am living on my own in Toronto, my fourth university. 0.99

00:59:15.780 And my boyfriend at the time was, like, he's, like, this is, like, my shit's not getting dry. 0.98

00:59:20.000 Like, what's going on? 0.99

00:59:21.160 There had been a year and a half worth of fucking lint in this lint catcher. 0.99

00:59:25.360 It was one of those ones that's, like, a plate that gets inserted into the dryer. 0.98

00:59:29.320 And you pull it out, and it's all there.

00:59:31.020 The fact that I had not set that apartment on fire is so incredible to me.

00:59:34.540 That happened in the first house I lived with my boyfriend.

00:59:36.720 Because he wasn't changing the lint trap either.

00:59:39.820 But it's because we got a different washer and dryer.

00:59:42.300 And he thought, I don't know if he just thought, well, this one doesn't have one.

00:59:45.820 Okay.

00:59:46.980 That's what I'm saying.

00:59:48.080 It's that one, that sneaky one that, like, lays flat and flush.

00:59:51.360 And we stayed with them.

00:59:53.520 Can you believe it?

00:59:54.360 And that's on y'all.

00:59:54.960 They ran, they win y'all.

00:59:56.140 And that's probably more of an issue with us.

00:59:58.680 Yeah.

00:59:59.220 Well, that, and then I remember, like, I don't know, month three of us hanging out, me maybe moving in probably about that point.

01:00:05.300 I look up at, like, the air filter, and I go, it's awful black. 0.70

01:00:09.360 It's dirty as hell.

01:00:10.660 I go, when's the last time you changed that? 0.95

01:00:12.380 None of my business.

01:00:13.220 And she goes, what do you mean that?

01:00:15.200 That great, that screwdriver to the wall?

01:00:17.840 Oh, that was here when I moved in.

01:00:19.420 I don't know anything about that.

01:00:20.140 I just think to myself, you would just be eating just toxic air. 1.00

01:00:23.100 Highway ass. 1.00

01:00:24.600 Lighting things on fire. 1.00

01:00:25.640 Breathing in asbestos. 1.00

01:00:26.780 Freeway LA ass. 0.99

01:00:28.180 It's the air that I'm breathing in. 1.00

01:00:30.020 But I feel like between the two people, you just bring them together, like, you make up for the other person's idiot. 1.00

01:00:35.260 I agree. 1.00

01:00:35.840 And that was my idiot. 1.00

01:00:36.620 Yeah, you train, you train, you trade brain cells. 1.00

01:00:39.540 Right, yeah.

01:00:39.740 You're like, because then sometimes I'll do things for my boyfriend, and I'm like, you don't know this?

01:00:44.780 Yeah.

01:00:45.320 And then sometimes he does that for me, too.

01:00:47.000 We have that, but sometimes I go, is that a Canadian thing?

01:00:49.900 Yeah.

01:00:49.960 And I used to believe that, like, some of these most, like, just atrocities to just the world were just, like, a normal thing somewhere else.

01:00:56.360 And then, like, I would speak to anybody else who's Canadian, and they're like, that's not a thing.

01:01:00.020 Not a Canadian thing.

01:01:00.860 You should have just started saying it was Canadian.

01:01:02.340 She told me their money smelled like maple syrup.

01:01:04.460 Someone told me that once.

01:01:05.980 So Canada rolled out these, like, plastic bills.

01:01:08.040 You said someone told me, and you told him for a fact.

01:01:10.920 Yeah, and I was like, yo, you know what I heard today?

01:01:12.980 And she goes, so they rolled out this new bill.

01:01:15.340 This new bill.

01:01:15.980 Which they did.

01:01:16.520 Which they did.

01:01:17.360 It was, like, this new, like, plastic one.

01:01:18.880 And I was like, I heard if you scratch the maple, it smells like maple syrup.

01:01:21.140 So what did I do at the next meeting filled with a bunch of Canadian executives?

01:01:23.900 Guys, you'll never guess I learned about your money.

01:01:27.500 And, like, you could tell they were being so nice.

01:01:29.260 They looked at me just like.

01:01:31.060 They were like, oh.

01:01:32.880 No, that's not a thing.

01:01:33.920 Sweet little American.

01:01:34.680 You might want to go tell your Canadian girlfriend. 1.00

01:01:38.160 You're all, fuck, Warren. 1.00

01:01:40.000 You made me look so silly in my meeting. 1.00

01:01:41.880 Whoops. 0.99

01:01:43.420 Whoops.

01:01:44.000 Girl, well, I didn't say it was a fact.

01:01:45.300 I just said I heard it.

01:01:46.040 I heard from this person.

01:01:47.600 Sorry, I saw a tech talk.

01:01:49.100 Yeah, I might have hyped it up too much.

01:01:50.220 Who do you think is the more social one out of you?

01:01:52.620 You.

01:01:53.180 Her.

01:01:53.840 Her.

01:01:54.340 Yeah, it's me.

01:01:54.800 It's me.

01:01:55.140 I think my battery's done.

01:01:56.900 Yeah, that's my boyfriend, too.

01:01:58.260 I used to be an extrovert.

01:02:00.120 Really?

01:02:00.580 Now I don't want to see anyone.

01:02:03.520 That's not true.

01:02:04.360 I do want to see people.

01:02:05.200 It's just, like, I don't want to see people in the way that I used to see them.

01:02:08.540 That's fair, though.

01:02:09.220 That's fair.

01:02:09.860 I think that's just getting older, to be honest.

01:02:11.640 Yeah.

01:02:11.940 And maturing.

01:02:12.400 Yeah.

01:02:12.760 I feel that.

01:02:13.600 You always find the time.

01:02:15.160 At the end of the day, I hear about all of the conversations you've had.

01:02:19.680 And I just go, how?

01:02:21.320 We're like, I'm in box zero.

01:02:23.220 He's in box 14,000.

01:02:24.740 Right.

01:02:24.940 We, like, navigate that very differently.

01:02:26.880 Right.

01:02:27.900 I know.

01:02:28.240 I believe, like, you got to get, if I don't get, if I don't see it, what am I meant to

01:02:31.720 be?

01:02:32.500 Yeah.

01:02:33.580 I know.

01:02:34.180 When I, like, when I first started dating my boyfriend, because we knew each other in

01:02:37.380 high school, I thought he was like me.

01:02:40.220 Like, I thought he was very extroverted like me.

01:02:42.300 Like me.

01:02:43.080 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:43.560 I am so, like, again, a yapper to my fucking core. 1.00

01:02:46.580 I could talk for hours with no one in the room. 0.99

01:02:48.700 I could just talk about myself.

01:02:49.860 And he cannot relate to anything less. 0.99

01:02:52.260 Like, and I found that out as we were dating, because I was like, damn, you're, you're literally 0.97

01:02:57.200 nothing like me at all. 0.97

01:02:58.480 Like, I thought you were like me and you're not.

01:03:00.300 Two years later.

01:03:01.000 Yeah.

01:03:01.240 You know what I realized?

01:03:01.880 Yeah.

01:03:02.060 And I was like, you actually hate talking, which is true.

01:03:04.460 Um, even when we would walk in the grocery store, like past, like, Girl Scouts or whatever,

01:03:08.580 or even kiosks in the middle of a mall, he always puts me on that side because he doesn't

01:03:12.860 want to talk.

01:03:13.480 No, hold on now.

01:03:14.220 Actually.

01:03:14.600 So I can interact.

01:03:15.360 She puts me on that side.

01:03:16.700 She would make me talk to the Girl Scout and say, no, we're, we're good today.

01:03:19.260 That's why he's like, I don't have it in me.

01:03:20.520 I don't have it.

01:03:20.940 I just don't, I don't.

01:03:21.880 Oh, you know, I would be the one that has to do like the, the interaction with the public,

01:03:25.220 but I don't, but as far as like being social, that's like, if we're going to like go to

01:03:29.340 a dinner or something, I've organized it.

01:03:31.020 But if there's like a hard email to send, I'm sending it.

01:03:33.700 If there's a call, that's a little awkward email I can do, but like phone confrontation,

01:03:37.400 I'd rather die.

01:03:38.660 Really? 0.82

01:03:39.240 Oh my God.

01:03:39.620 Like a hard phone conversation, like communication with like friends and stuff.

01:03:42.960 I'm totally fine with, but like if I had to like fire someone or like ask an uncomfortable

01:03:47.320 question via phone, I would rather die.

01:03:49.800 But like by uncomfortable, like, you know, uh, confirming. 0.81

01:03:53.240 Or if I had to like ask for a raise, like even something like that would rather die.

01:03:56.580 So I asked for all her raises.

01:03:57.820 Yeah.

01:03:58.760 Good balance.

01:03:59.480 I call Mr. YouTube and I say, hello.

01:04:01.180 Hello.

01:04:01.660 May I have a higher CPM?

01:04:02.940 Thank you so much.

01:04:03.880 That's me.

01:04:04.340 I'm, I sometimes literally just go like, I was like, we should, we should just talk on

01:04:07.720 the phone.

01:04:07.960 Like, cause I don't know if you guys could guess this about me, but I am very confrontational

01:04:11.100 in a lot of ways.

01:04:14.040 Yeah.

01:04:14.360 And my, yeah, isn't that shocking?

01:04:16.220 My boyfriend's not like that at all.

01:04:17.760 He's very like, whatever.

01:04:19.120 And I'm like, no, no, it does matter.

01:04:21.180 It does matter.

01:04:21.720 Hang on.

01:04:22.040 Get back here.

01:04:22.420 Yeah.

01:04:22.600 And I'm always like, no, no, actually he doesn't want that.

01:04:25.080 Like I'm always that person.

01:04:26.420 So glad that only one of you is like that.

01:04:28.260 Absolutely.

01:04:28.780 I couldn't date me. 0.99

01:04:29.900 I'd kill myself. 0.96

01:04:31.920 Same. 1.00

01:04:32.500 I think you're crazy. 1.00

01:04:35.380 Insane for putting up with this. 1.00

01:04:36.660 Oh, to date you. 0.66

01:04:36.980 Yeah.

01:04:37.400 I don't know what's wrong with it.

01:04:38.440 Well, you know, pros and cons.

01:04:40.720 That's your fault.

01:04:41.560 I'm not going to do it.

01:04:41.760 You're all too late.

01:04:42.380 We're married.

01:04:42.840 Yeah.

01:04:42.940 Here we are.

01:04:45.400 Okay.

01:04:45.960 Like just to like, we've just been yapping.

01:04:48.780 Speaking of yapping.

01:04:49.620 Have we started yet?

01:04:50.740 Yeah.

01:04:51.740 I don't know.

01:04:52.420 The three cameras, guys.

01:04:53.480 I don't know.

01:04:54.240 You tell me.

01:04:55.240 But just to kind of like wrap it, what would y'all say is your best piece of advice for

01:05:00.560 couples in general, just like sustaining like a healthy relationship, but past that existing

01:05:07.640 on social media as well.

01:05:08.900 And like navigating that as a couple.

01:05:11.240 Cause like, y'all talked about how like, it's good that you have like separation now, like

01:05:15.460 from your work life, especially working together too.

01:05:17.720 Like it can get really hairy.

01:05:19.260 Yeah.

01:05:19.460 So like, how do y'all keep that balance?

01:05:21.040 What's your best piece of advice?

01:05:22.680 I mean, I feel like for the work and relationship balance for us, like we really capitalize on

01:05:26.540 focusing on our own personal strengths because I think we also too like mesh well together

01:05:31.120 cause a lot of like his techie strengths and I've got like more like artistic creative

01:05:34.580 strengths.

01:05:35.060 And so we don't have, like we do have obviously some overlap, but like we, I think lean in

01:05:40.680 the direction of just naturally being better at different things, which just worked out

01:05:44.580 really well.

01:05:45.260 Like complimenting each other.

01:05:46.340 Yeah.

01:05:46.560 Complement each other.

01:05:47.000 So like, I really let him, I let him take the reins on like all the tech stuff and you

01:05:51.180 know, that side of things.

01:05:53.500 Um, and I think that's worked.

01:05:54.660 I think also setting boundaries.

01:05:56.280 Totally.

01:05:56.620 We've always also been like, if like our relationship comes first, no matter what. 0.99

01:06:01.620 And if that means that we're sacrificing a fucking ad read, like who gives a shit? 0.96

01:06:05.380 That's not, that's not the priority by any means in terms of like putting our relationship 0.99

01:06:09.060 first.

01:06:09.740 Totally.

01:06:09.920 Like we sat down before we started the show and like, I literally created a priority stack

01:06:14.320 and I wrote down like, what, what are the three things that we care about in, in the

01:06:18.820 order we care about them?

01:06:19.760 Yeah.

01:06:20.100 We both agreed at any point in time, any of the things that are below number one get in

01:06:24.740 the way.

01:06:25.360 That's the last episode.

01:06:26.520 I don't care if we have, I don't care if it's a contract.

01:06:28.260 I think that's right.

01:06:28.880 I don't care if there's money on the table over there.

01:06:29.880 We'll, we'll, I'll call the sponsors.

01:06:31.240 Yeah.

01:06:31.500 Hey, we're not doing it.

01:06:32.460 I'm sorry.

01:06:32.800 I'm sorry.

01:06:33.400 It won't happen.

01:06:34.480 Yeah.

01:06:34.820 And so I'll, we can work with you, but like it's done.

01:06:38.020 Yeah.

01:06:38.220 And I'm not even going to apologize for that.

01:06:39.740 I do apologize for the inconvenience that's causing you, but like, we can't move forward

01:06:43.180 on this.

01:06:43.660 Yeah.

01:06:44.160 And I just don't think that there's that many problems that would be as big as they've become

01:06:49.240 for people if they just talked about it earlier.

01:06:51.560 Yeah.

01:06:52.000 That's the other biggest thing.

01:06:52.800 I feel like we talk about resentment a lot on our podcast about how it's like the moment 0.98

01:06:56.440 that you start feeling any kind of resentment, I feel like you have to nip in the butt and 0.98

01:06:59.280 communicate about it. 0.99

01:07:00.140 Whatever. 0.99

01:07:00.280 Like even, even acknowledging that like, okay, this might be really stupid and feel really dumb 0.99

01:07:05.180 and like not, you know, of value to you. 0.95

01:07:07.640 But like, to me, this is really important.

01:07:09.160 Yeah.

01:07:09.400 And I want you to know how I'm feeling and I'm starting to feel this way.

01:07:12.840 And so before it becomes like a bigger issue, I feel like resentment is just like the most,

01:07:17.940 like the strongest poison to poison the well.

01:07:20.540 And it can just make things go so south so fast.

01:07:22.980 It gets too big.

01:07:24.180 Yeah.

01:07:24.660 Like because the person who's feeling it often doesn't want to admit they're feeling it.

01:07:28.700 Totally.

01:07:29.120 I know I don't.

01:07:29.720 Like I'm always like, I later on, I'm like, let me tell you why I was upset with you,

01:07:33.120 but I shouldn't have been.

01:07:33.980 But I want you to know why I feel, I felt stupid at the time. 0.57

01:07:37.940 Yeah.

01:07:38.140 And like now I realize it, but we haven't talked about it.

01:07:40.560 Yeah.

01:07:41.000 And you might've even missed it.

01:07:43.120 Yeah.

01:07:43.380 But I want to talk about it anyway, just like, so you're aware.

01:07:45.500 Yeah.

01:07:46.040 And like the amount of times I feel like I've said that and halfway through the conversation,

01:07:48.340 I realize more about why I'm upset in the first place is like, I don't know.

01:07:52.100 I've had so many epiphanies like that where I'm kind of like, I just want to tell you

01:07:56.520 what bothered me earlier.

01:07:58.180 I'm not upset about it now. 0.93

01:07:59.260 I just want to tell you so I can get it off my brain and then it can die.

01:08:03.080 Like we don't need it anymore.

01:08:03.840 But then it dies versus like, then it kind of just festers and gangrene.

01:08:07.160 And I feel like also too, as soon as both people in the couple are aware of something

01:08:10.740 that's happened before, it like sets you up for success in the future if you encounter

01:08:14.000 a similar issue again.

01:08:15.200 Also, you have to respect your partner.

01:08:17.340 Totally.

01:08:17.860 And like, if you don't respect your partner, I don't know how much communication is going to help.

01:08:22.100 Like if you really don't think that like they're... 0.99

01:08:25.280 If you fucking hate your boyfriend, you should leave. 0.99

01:08:27.460 Or your girlfriend, you should leave. 1.00

01:08:29.780 I even think you could hate somebody, but if you respected them, you could get to a better place than that.

01:08:32.860 Yeah, that's true.

01:08:33.360 Actually, yeah, you're so right.

01:08:34.700 That's true, yeah.

01:08:35.280 Because a lot of guys just don't respect their partner.

01:08:37.600 Yeah, absolutely.

01:08:38.660 And like, I'm like, oh, you legitimately at a certain point, you're like, ah, yeah,

01:08:41.780 but like they're just not capable of earning your respect.

01:08:43.900 Yeah, there's like no basic human respect.

01:08:46.380 What are you going to talk about?

01:08:47.440 Yeah, like there's no foundation to build anything on.

01:08:50.740 You think you're on this pedestal and you think she's on this one.

01:08:53.600 So why are you even doing this?

01:08:55.280 Yeah, it's like communication is built on trust.

01:08:57.600 And if you don't trust that your partner is capable and sentient enough to understand

01:09:01.860 and like offer them respect, then you can't communicate problems to them.

01:09:06.260 Like you won't.

01:09:07.340 But I think that's wonderful that y'all were like, we come first. 0.95

01:09:11.140 So like any problems past that, like, I don't give a fuck about this enough to like lose 0.97

01:09:15.660 you over it. 0.94

01:09:16.440 I think that's wonderful.

01:09:17.320 Oh my God.

01:09:17.600 The check is never going to be big enough that it's worth it to like lose your whole relationship

01:09:20.720 over.

01:09:21.360 Absolutely.

01:09:21.840 I'd love to see a branch try.

01:09:24.100 Let me know.

01:09:25.040 And if there's anyone out there that maybe wants to like try and search something up.

01:09:26.960 I'd love to know that number would be, yeah.

01:09:29.000 I am open to reviewing offers.

01:09:30.440 Yes.

01:09:31.760 Well, thank you so much for coming on the pod.

01:09:33.680 I adore both of you.

01:09:34.580 Thanks for having us.

01:09:35.300 We're each other's token straights.

01:09:36.420 Token straights.

01:09:36.920 Love it.

01:09:37.160 I love that for us.

01:09:38.480 Where can everybody find you?

01:09:40.620 Wherever Lauren is.

01:09:42.100 Literally, Jeremy's got his, you know, biannual Instagram post.

01:09:45.900 We're wild till nine on podcasts everywhere you get your podcasts.

01:09:48.580 And I'm Laura DIY across all socials.

01:09:50.740 Period.

01:09:51.320 Very exciting.

01:09:52.440 And our dogs.

01:09:53.040 Oh, yes.

01:09:53.860 Oh, they have to share an account though.

01:09:55.180 Do you have an Instagram account for your dogs?

01:09:56.480 No, not yet.

01:09:57.320 Oh, man.

01:09:57.980 Not as of right now.

01:09:58.980 Yeah.

01:09:59.240 Honestly, Moose has got some like sizable brand deals.

01:10:03.640 I'm like, oh, so you did better than me this month?

01:10:05.760 Sleigh.

01:10:06.000 Girl, I'm trying to get on that.

01:10:07.160 I could have made as much as Moose to when I first moved to LA for the first, I don't

01:10:10.300 know, five years.

01:10:11.440 That would have been amazing.

01:10:13.580 My manager's like, so I guess I'm repping a jog now.

01:10:16.980 But he skipped the ramen noodle diet, went straight to filet.

01:10:20.120 I do get PR for squid and tuna sometimes.

01:10:24.260 I don't know.

01:10:24.940 Squid gets PR.

01:10:26.160 Yeah, squid gets PR.

01:10:27.000 Yeah, you just have to unwrap it.

01:10:28.620 That's true. 0.99

01:10:29.340 And he just doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:10:31.220 Justice for squid. 0.99

01:10:32.860 No.

01:10:33.440 I know.

01:10:33.840 No one sends tuna PR.

01:10:35.220 Hello. 0.99

01:10:35.760 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

01:10:36.020 Justice for tuna. 1.00

01:10:36.680 That's ableist.

01:10:37.800 Anyway, squid and tuna Instagram coming soon.

01:10:41.520 Thank you all so much for joining us on this episode of the comment section.

01:10:44.620 Thank you to my amazing guests, Lauren and Jeremy.

01:10:46.960 Make sure you all go follow them on everything.

01:10:48.200 Go listen to their awesome podcast.

01:10:49.420 I was on there too.

01:10:50.320 And that may be coming out or maybe it's already out.

01:10:52.900 Depending on when it's today.

01:10:53.820 Today.

01:10:54.180 Today.

01:10:54.320 Oh, today.

01:10:55.000 Yesterday.

01:10:55.340 Look at that.

01:10:56.140 I don't even know when y'all are going to see this, but I was on their podcast.

01:10:59.140 So make sure y'all go listen to it.

01:11:00.080 They're wonderful and amazing.

01:11:01.620 And thank you all so much for joining us.

01:11:03.440 Don't forget new episodes of the comment section drop every Wednesday.

01:11:06.460 You can stream the audio on all streaming platforms or you can watch the video exclusively

01:11:09.740 and for free on Spotify.

01:11:11.800 Thank you so much to Lauren and Jeremy.

01:11:13.420 Thank you so much for watching and I'll see you next week.

01:11:15.340 Bye.

The Comment Section with Drew Afualo - September 04, 2024

TURN THAT YEARN UP Ft. LaurDIY & Jeremy Lewis ｜ The Comment Section Ep. 134

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