The Comment Section with Drew Afualo

00:00:00.000 I don't understand how people get light bulbs stuck up inside them.

00:00:03.760 Why would you ever use a light bulb?

00:00:06.920 Girl, I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:00:14.900 Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show starring me,

00:00:19.260 your favorite, everyone knows me, who cares about me, on to the very special guest.

00:00:23.800 Today we have the one, the only, Morgan from Two Hot Takes.

00:00:28.200 Hello, hello.

00:00:31.100 I'm so happy to have you.

00:00:32.280 I'm so excited to be here.

00:00:33.740 Welcome to the show.

00:00:34.640 Thank you.

00:00:35.980 Wow.

00:00:36.900 I feel honored.

00:00:37.680 It's been a long time coming.

00:00:38.740 It has.

00:00:39.640 Me and Morgan go way back.

00:00:41.100 Oh, you've been the best guest I've ever had on mine.

00:00:44.100 Truly.

00:00:45.220 You hear that, Dace?

00:00:46.220 Just kidding.

00:00:47.180 I know.

00:00:47.800 I'm like, we did a trio episode.

00:00:49.040 Yeah, my sister was on the show too.

00:00:51.060 Oh, you could be tired.

00:00:51.520 Some of y'all may know Morgan from Two Hot Takes.

00:00:54.060 If you don't know, if you're not familiar with her face, you definitely know her voice.

00:00:58.040 Which you get all the time.

00:00:59.040 I get recognized by my voice more than my face.

00:01:02.300 Absolutely.

00:01:03.020 Yeah.

00:01:03.380 Some of our really good friends have been listening to your show since, like, I think the pandemic.

00:01:08.260 And one of them told me recently, they were like, are you, like, actually friends with Morgan?

00:01:12.720 And I'm like, from Two Hot Takes?

00:01:14.200 And they were like, yeah.

00:01:15.800 And they were like, I love her show.

00:01:18.020 They said they find your voice very soothing.

00:01:19.860 I put a lot of people to bed.

00:01:21.240 Yeah.

00:01:21.600 I love that.

00:01:22.840 As someone who struggles to sleep, I'm glad they have that for themselves.

00:01:26.600 You're a good ASMR girly.

00:01:29.460 About that, no.

00:01:31.560 I have been told I have mouth noises and it's ASMR in a bad way.

00:01:36.140 So apologies ahead of time.

00:01:37.320 Mouth noises?

00:01:38.500 You know, like the little...

00:01:40.060 Really?

00:01:40.440 Yeah, I've trained myself to kind of cut them down a little bit because they, like, it's all I think about now when I talk.

00:01:47.560 I feel like that's all ASMR is, though, is your, like, your natural noises and...

00:01:52.720 It's...

00:01:53.180 I don't get it.

00:01:53.920 I don't get it either.

00:01:54.700 Have you seen the anime ones where it's like, yum, yum!

00:01:57.820 I actually just saw one on Twitter.

00:01:59.860 Okay.

00:02:00.320 I'm not kidding, yesterday.

00:02:01.280 And I appreciate that.

00:02:02.360 I've never heard of that.

00:02:02.940 And then there's a bigger conversation where people are like, the only reason you're making fun of this girl is because she's black.

00:02:06.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:02:07.500 And it's typically Asian girls.

00:02:07.980 But it's like, and it's anime.

00:02:09.360 Yeah, it's the same stuff.

00:02:10.620 Yeah, so it's normal.

00:02:11.440 I don't really care for ASMR, but that's just because I don't like when people get too close to me and it feels like someone's close to me whispering in my ear.

00:02:19.380 I don't like that.

00:02:20.320 I have sensory issues.

00:02:21.640 Me too.

00:02:22.220 So, no.

00:02:22.640 I don't really care for that.

00:02:23.580 Nope.

00:02:24.000 How long have you been doing Two Hot Takes now?

00:02:26.880 I started it in February of 2021.

00:02:30.740 Really?

00:02:31.400 Yeah.

00:02:31.980 Oh my gosh, that's so much sooner than I thought.

00:02:34.080 Yeah, it's only been like two and a half years.

00:02:35.840 I, um, it was a pandemic depression project that now is my job.

00:02:42.320 Period.

00:02:43.020 Yeah.

00:02:43.320 I love that.

00:02:44.040 Yeah.

00:02:44.220 It's really weird though.

00:02:45.260 Cause I, I, as you know, I went to grad school for a doctorate in occupational therapy and I just had my hooding last week.

00:02:51.860 I know.

00:02:52.560 How'd that go?

00:02:53.760 It was like really sad.

00:02:55.800 Why?

00:02:56.420 I know.

00:02:56.920 That sounds really weird.

00:02:57.780 Cause it's like, it's been, you know, three years in the making, but it was this like really bittersweet moment where it's like, I'm the only one sitting on stage not doing OT.

00:03:07.600 And so it was like, what did I do?

00:03:10.540 What do you mean?

00:03:11.240 You're just well-rounded.

00:03:12.560 You got lots of things in your holster.

00:03:15.280 I know.

00:03:15.540 My dad told me, he's like, it's fine, Morgan.

00:03:17.440 It, it's a part of you that's woven into your fiber.

00:03:20.180 Now it makes you who you are.

00:03:21.940 Period.

00:03:22.380 Like who knows if you have a podcast or be where you're at without it.

00:03:25.520 So it's true.

00:03:26.560 It's one of those existential crises for sure.

00:03:29.360 I feel like we're entitled to at a certain point in time.

00:03:32.040 It's one of my daily rotations.

00:03:34.340 Absolutely.

00:03:34.840 That was me too.

00:03:35.500 When I like stopped working in sports, I'm like, what am I going to like, what am I going to do now?

00:03:40.340 Even like before that, like I didn't even realize what I was supposed to do at that point because I was like, I really failed to, I think, separate myself from my job.

00:03:50.540 So then I was like, I don't even know what the hell, like, who am I without this job?

00:03:55.000 I have no idea.

00:03:55.700 No.

00:03:55.980 Can you imagine going back though?

00:03:57.460 Hell no.

00:03:58.360 I can't.

00:03:59.760 I just can't even imagine myself working Monday through Friday, nine to five in a hospital anymore.

00:04:04.940 Well, and even so, and yours was way more serious than mine.

00:04:08.760 Mine was just me like dicking around in sports.

00:04:11.700 But like with mine, I, I thought to myself, I joke all the time that this is the only job I could have where I could wear whatever I want and I could be late.

00:04:18.960 Like this is the only job I could ever have.

00:04:22.040 Thank God.

00:04:22.800 Oh, I'm built for it.

00:04:24.280 I'm cause I'm always late.

00:04:26.140 Yeah.

00:04:26.720 It's something.

00:04:29.960 Yeah.

00:04:30.720 Morgan.

00:04:32.100 It's okay.

00:04:32.860 It's the one thing I wish I could change about myself.

00:04:35.040 If I'm being honest.

00:04:36.740 I don't know what happens.

00:04:38.080 I genuinely don't.

00:04:39.420 Do you just lose track of time?

00:04:40.540 I think so because I sit on my phone and I'm like, okay, let's say I have to get ready at four and I'm like, okay, it's only one.

00:04:46.320 I got three hours.

00:04:47.600 Okay.

00:04:48.000 I'm chilling.

00:04:48.860 And then I look at my phone and I look up and it's five 30.

00:04:53.100 What?

00:04:53.820 Where did the time go?

00:04:55.840 And I was supposed to leave the house at four.

00:04:58.040 It's, I got dinner the other night, um, with Brittany and Caleb.

00:05:02.640 Yeah.

00:05:03.000 And, uh, we were texting about like times to me and, uh, we were like, oh, let's meet at seven.

00:05:08.060 And I was like, okay, great.

00:05:08.940 I'll meet you guys down there.

00:05:09.780 Like me and Dace met them down here in LA and we're always like, oh yeah, I'll meet you guys down there.

00:05:13.960 And then Brittany was like, okay, Drew, we're going to meet at seven.

00:05:16.600 So that's a 5 PM call time for you.

00:05:18.300 Thank you.

00:05:19.180 Thank you so much.

00:05:20.340 She knows.

00:05:20.820 She knows.

00:05:21.440 Cause she's always, I'm sure you're a punctual F.

00:05:23.840 Yeah.

00:05:24.240 I just get too much anxiety if I'm like super late.

00:05:27.540 Yeah.

00:05:28.000 But at least you're not one of those people that thinks being late is like a cute personality trait.

00:05:32.260 Like you recognize it and you feel bad about it.

00:05:34.340 I do.

00:05:35.000 And you're trying.

00:05:36.020 And I apologize in advance.

00:05:37.500 I'm so sorry.

00:05:38.320 Even my team, like they literally, they told this to me one time cause I was like freaking out cause I was late about, I was late to something, but I read the time wrong.

00:05:47.780 And that's why that was literally just, I read it wrong.

00:05:49.820 And they were like, it's okay.

00:05:51.500 Cause, and then my agent told me, it's all right.

00:05:53.960 Um, I lie to you about times all the time because I want to make sure you're on time.

00:05:57.980 And I was like, Oh, well.

00:06:00.180 Okay.

00:06:00.340 So whose fault is it really?

00:06:01.400 And now, and now I never know if she's lying or if it's the real time.

00:06:04.200 So I have to adhere to it no matter what.

00:06:05.880 I feel like you're going to get trust issues from that.

00:06:08.240 Probably.

00:06:09.180 I already have them added to the pile to the list.

00:06:11.880 Bank it.

00:06:14.060 So it's been two and a half years of two hot takes.

00:06:16.600 Yeah.

00:06:16.920 Have you seen, because you're obviously a huge podcast for those of you who don't know,

00:06:21.300 Morgan has a very successful podcast called two hot takes, but for your pod, have you seen

00:06:25.860 like a shift in the podcasting world?

00:06:27.820 Like since 2021 to now, I feel like there's been like a huge uptick.

00:06:31.820 Oh, it's popping off.

00:06:33.100 Yeah.

00:06:33.320 I feel like there's so many people starting podcasts.

00:06:36.480 Um, and it's just, I feel like it's kind of the wave now.

00:06:39.460 Like everyone, everyone has a podcast.

00:06:41.620 Everyone.

00:06:42.020 So it's, it's cool to see.

00:06:44.300 I think like there's some people that do it really well.

00:06:46.820 Like obviously yourself.

00:06:48.680 Um, but there's some that I just want to be like, hi, can I help you?

00:06:53.760 Yeah.

00:06:53.980 Morgan is an expert.

00:06:55.000 If y'all ever need advice on how to do a successful podcast, Morgan and her boyfriend,

00:06:59.480 Justin are both very much so experts, but on your show, y'all do Reddit threads.

00:07:05.340 My favorite.

00:07:06.760 Am I the asshole threads?

00:07:08.040 That's what your, it's my bread and butter jewel is.

00:07:10.300 Yep.

00:07:10.620 What drew you to Reddit in the first place?

00:07:12.540 I was just always obsessed with these relationship stories.

00:07:16.640 And because I like, I graduated in April of 2020, I couldn't get a job for a year.

00:07:23.160 Despite there being a pandemic and needing healthcare workers, I couldn't get a job for a year.

00:07:27.660 And I was so depressed.

00:07:30.060 I would just go on Reddit and other people's crazy lives and all these problems they were

00:07:35.920 dealing with made me feel better about myself.

00:07:38.420 You're all, you found community.

00:07:39.840 I found a sense of community.

00:07:41.900 They hate me on Reddit.

00:07:44.160 Why?

00:07:45.400 I mean, did you look at a snark page?

00:07:47.420 No, you know, I don't know where, I think someone sent it to me once, but like the first

00:07:52.760 Reddit first and last time I looked on Reddit was like a year and a half ago.

00:07:57.080 And someone sent me a post.

00:08:00.000 They just, it was like a burner account.

00:08:01.580 They sent it to me on Instagram.

00:08:03.280 So I clicked on it.

00:08:04.500 It's probably their post that they wanted you to see.

00:08:06.680 I'm sure.

00:08:06.700 I'm sure it was.

00:08:07.780 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:08:09.080 And it literally just said, does anyone know that bitch on TikTok named Drew?

00:08:13.440 And it had one upvote.

00:08:16.840 Themselves.

00:08:17.400 Yeah.

00:08:17.700 And then just one comment that said, I do, I hate her.

00:08:21.340 And that was it.

00:08:22.520 Which is honestly funny.

00:08:24.120 So I cropped in.

00:08:25.340 It was my Twitter header for like a year.

00:08:28.080 Love that.

00:08:29.020 Cause I am that bitch on TikTok.

00:08:31.300 Yeah.

00:08:32.160 Embrace it.

00:08:33.080 You honestly gave me like the most amazing advice one time.

00:08:37.000 And I was like, I don't know how to deal with like the negative people and the haters.

00:08:40.360 And you literally said, and I was like, how do you do it?

00:08:42.920 And you were like, I wouldn't care if they drop dead tomorrow.

00:08:46.680 I truly think about that.

00:08:48.540 I think about that daily.

00:08:50.080 It's true.

00:08:51.220 If you remove it, if you remove yourself so far from it and you're just like, would I care if this person dropped dead tomorrow?

00:08:57.420 No.

00:08:58.680 I don't care about your words.

00:08:59.900 I sure as hell don't care about that.

00:09:01.140 I don't care about your livelihood.

00:09:02.520 No.

00:09:02.680 Your happiness, your success.

00:09:06.360 Like.

00:09:06.680 No.

00:09:07.200 I don't care at all.

00:09:07.960 And if they're a hater, it doesn't matter.

00:09:09.400 They're still thinking about you.

00:09:10.300 That's what I'm saying.

00:09:11.600 And you know what?

00:09:13.280 It has fostered a very fruitful career for me.

00:09:17.020 So I'm okay with it.

00:09:18.140 Love that.

00:09:18.680 Love that for you.

00:09:19.380 I forgot we talked about that.

00:09:21.560 Yeah, that was the first time I ever went on your show.

00:09:22.880 Oh, it changed my life.

00:09:23.640 It really did.

00:09:24.520 It helps a lot.

00:09:25.540 Oh, I was crying daily before you told me that.

00:09:27.980 Really?

00:09:28.660 Yeah.

00:09:29.440 I'm a sensitive little Pisces.

00:09:31.220 That is true.

00:09:31.840 Like, I can't take.

00:09:33.160 Miss Watersan.

00:09:33.760 Oh, I can't take criticism.

00:09:35.640 So I, you know.

00:09:36.340 And it's the most random things that people will be mean to you about.

00:09:39.880 For what?

00:09:40.360 I welcome, welcome the mean.

00:09:42.280 Like, people being rude or disrespectful to me is to be expected.

00:09:46.320 Yeah.

00:09:46.580 Because of the kind of content I make.

00:09:48.280 So it kind of, it would be really ironic if I was, like, so taken aback by getting hate.

00:09:54.580 Because, like, duh, right?

00:09:55.880 It literally is you.

00:09:56.800 But yours makes no sense.

00:09:57.880 Because I don't know what it is that you're doing to warrant that kind of hate.

00:10:01.860 But it's the internet.

00:10:02.980 Yeah.

00:10:03.200 Well, and it's not even, like, they're not even hating my takes on the Reddit stories.

00:10:07.020 They're attacking me as, like, a person.

00:10:10.460 And I'm like, okay, like, thanks.

00:10:13.660 Like, I have this weird habit of, like, kind of being, like, Jessica Day.

00:10:17.060 Where if I'm awkward, like, I'll sing.

00:10:18.700 Like, okay, next story.

00:10:20.780 Thank you.

00:10:21.340 Like, just weird.

00:10:22.440 Someone just mentions that.

00:10:23.840 Yeah.

00:10:24.140 And they're like, okay, her singing was cute and quirky at first.

00:10:27.020 But now she's so fucking annoying.

00:10:28.860 Morgan, will you stop being so fucking annoying?

00:10:30.460 I'm like.

00:10:31.200 And you're like, okay.

00:10:32.540 This is me.

00:10:33.360 This is me.

00:10:33.840 I'll stop being me.

00:10:36.240 Cool.

00:10:37.420 It's just, like, go read the stories yourself.

00:10:39.340 Like, you know Reddit's free, right?

00:10:40.600 Yeah.

00:10:41.100 Like, go read them yourself.

00:10:42.000 Well, why are you?

00:10:42.800 And they're like, love the episode, though.

00:10:45.200 They always do that.

00:10:46.520 At the end.

00:10:47.060 Always do that.

00:10:47.900 They're like, I really fucking hate the sound of your voice.

00:10:50.380 Honestly, looking at you makes me enraged.

00:10:53.160 But great episode.

00:10:54.680 Great episode.

00:10:55.420 Love that.

00:10:55.820 Hate this guest.

00:10:56.760 Don't ever bring them back.

00:10:58.920 Terrible chemistry.

00:10:59.940 Ruined the vibe.

00:11:01.080 Great episode, though.

00:11:01.900 Ten out of ten.

00:11:03.380 Five stars.

00:11:03.840 What?

00:11:04.280 Thanks.

00:11:04.440 Five stars rated.

00:11:05.480 Thanks.

00:11:06.260 Just go away.

00:11:07.200 It's just the internet.

00:11:08.180 I think it's the nature of the internet.

00:11:09.600 But people, I don't know.

00:11:12.240 Sometimes I think I'm like, I feel like sometimes people think the world revolves around only

00:11:16.080 them.

00:11:16.420 And that's crazy.

00:11:17.620 It is wild.

00:11:18.340 It's a real delusional way of thinking.

00:11:19.800 I'm not moving through the world.

00:11:20.940 It goes for everyone, too.

00:11:22.400 Like, even before, like, I had the podcast or anything, I used to look at how many people,

00:11:27.040 like, shared my posts.

00:11:29.080 You know how you could see?

00:11:30.060 Oh, yeah.

00:11:30.720 Like, on Instagram and stuff?

00:11:31.660 Yeah.

00:11:31.860 I'm like, who's talking shit about me?

00:11:35.080 Why are you sharing my post?

00:11:37.820 I think that sometimes, too.

00:11:39.460 But then sometimes I think it could be shit talking.

00:11:42.640 It could be like, oh, look how funny this is.

00:11:45.000 Like, how cool this is.

00:11:46.580 Who knows?

00:11:47.320 You're very positive.

00:11:49.600 I think, listen, I'm a firm believer in gaslighting yourself if you don't know the answer.

00:11:55.020 Like, if you don't know what someone's narratives or intentions are and you have no, like, way

00:11:59.920 of finding out, why not just make up your own story?

00:12:02.560 Put that on a t-shirt.

00:12:03.580 I'm telling you.

00:12:04.320 It's just like when someone, like, that's the kind of mentality I've applied to ghosting.

00:12:09.320 Like, when people ghost you.

00:12:10.540 I'm like, I'm a big fan of ghosting personally because I just feel like if I don't really

00:12:14.660 know you that well, I don't really owe you a reason why I left.

00:12:17.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:17.640 Like, why you're never going to talk to me again?

00:12:18.760 But on the flip side, if I were to get ghosted, who's to say he didn't, like, you know, join

00:12:25.080 the army and go undercover?

00:12:26.980 Could have died.

00:12:27.640 Could have died.

00:12:28.120 Could have moved to the other side of the world.

00:12:30.140 Could have lost all his memory.

00:12:32.440 Like, who's to say?

00:12:33.800 I don't know.

00:12:34.440 And he's never going to tell me.

00:12:35.420 So I'm just going to gaslight myself.

00:12:37.040 That's so smart to think that way.

00:12:38.300 Yeah.

00:12:38.740 Because I had a friend who had a date set up with a guy and she was like, got ghosted the

00:12:43.200 day of.

00:12:44.040 And he texted her a week later and he's like, sorry, I got hit by a car.

00:12:47.040 Oh, is he being serious?

00:12:49.700 Yeah.

00:12:50.080 Oh, yeah.

00:12:50.860 He was in the hospital.

00:12:51.960 It's like one of those where it's like the one exception.

00:12:54.280 You're like, see, that happened to her.

00:12:55.320 So that could be my case.

00:12:56.920 Use it as source material.

00:12:58.220 There we go, guys.

00:12:58.680 That's what I would do.

00:12:59.900 I think gaslight yourself because then who's going to correct you?

00:13:02.760 They're not coming back.

00:13:03.680 No.

00:13:04.200 They're gone.

00:13:04.940 If I'm wrong, come and tell me why.

00:13:07.780 But you won't.

00:13:08.680 So there you go.

00:13:09.720 My story is I was too good for them.

00:13:12.360 Such a healthy way of thinking.

00:13:13.560 I think so.

00:13:14.740 I know.

00:13:15.080 I honestly love it.

00:13:15.820 You just and your little tidbits injecting so much wisdom into me every time I see you.

00:13:21.280 Do you deal with assholes frequently or mostly just on Reddit when you read the stories?

00:13:27.000 Like mostly like third party or is anyone ever?

00:13:29.280 I know you get random hate.

00:13:30.560 Yeah.

00:13:31.020 But like do you ever have like repeat offenders or is it just kind of like random?

00:13:35.080 I've blocked and restricted a lot of people on Instagram.

00:13:37.840 Yeah.

00:13:38.400 That are just like repeat offenders.

00:13:39.820 Like they just keep coming back.

00:13:40.800 Why are you here still?

00:13:41.920 Yeah.

00:13:42.140 If you hate me so much.

00:13:43.280 Oh, and they clearly do.

00:13:44.380 Yeah.

00:13:45.180 They clearly do.

00:13:46.460 I wish there was a feature where I could block people based on podcast reviews because that's

00:13:50.600 where they're the meanest.

00:13:51.620 Oh, really?

00:13:52.500 Yeah.

00:13:53.000 T.

00:13:53.660 Yeah.

00:13:53.980 I've never looked at them.

00:13:54.720 I don't really want to.

00:13:55.560 Don't do it.

00:13:56.840 Don't do it.

00:13:57.920 Don't do it.

00:13:58.840 That's where they're the meanest.

00:14:01.260 So I wish I wish you could do that.

00:14:02.800 But yeah, it's just like I've gotten really good about just blocking people.

00:14:06.360 You know, what's a really good feature that they have only on some platforms is muting

00:14:10.640 people.

00:14:11.620 I think muting is such an underrated tool because sometimes when you block people were like,

00:14:16.620 oh, she blocked me because I, you know, shared ballot, whatever, like they'll make up their

00:14:21.820 own narratives.

00:14:22.780 So like to avoid conflict like that, I think muting works great because then you never

00:14:27.020 see it and they don't know if you ever see it.

00:14:29.460 And then it's just kind of like you can shout into the void.

00:14:31.520 A hundred percent.

00:14:32.480 Essentially.

00:14:32.600 Like it's almost like you put a wall between them and the rest of your community and they

00:14:36.420 have no idea it's there.

00:14:37.600 Especially for people that you still have to run into and see like a mutual friend.

00:14:41.720 But you're like, God, this bitch is annoying.

00:14:44.140 I just don't want to deal with her.

00:14:46.360 Yeah.

00:14:46.700 So muting.

00:14:47.400 Yeah.

00:14:47.900 Or like hiding their stuff, like their stories and stuff.

00:14:50.340 So you never have to see them.

00:14:51.460 Especially if it's triggering stuff and you're like, oh, your political views just hate your

00:14:55.260 guts, but can't block you.

00:14:57.900 I've been on a real unfollow spree lately.

00:15:00.300 That's so healthy.

00:15:01.180 I think so.

00:15:02.100 It honestly is so healthy.

00:15:02.940 I hadn't purged in a minute.

00:15:04.260 And you know, there's like when you're in college and stuff, you meet like a random person

00:15:08.180 and you guys follow each other on Instagram and then you're following each other for the

00:15:11.620 rest of time.

00:15:12.580 Oh, the girl's bathroom.

00:15:13.880 Even though you never see each other again.

00:15:16.040 Yeah.

00:15:16.360 There were a lot of those people in there.

00:15:17.920 I was like, I should probably unfollow these.

00:15:19.680 I don't even know these people.

00:15:20.800 Yeah.

00:15:20.940 There's a lot I need to cleanse.

00:15:22.480 I meet a lot of girls in the bathroom when I'm out and I made friends with this one porn

00:15:28.320 star and nothing wrong with that at all.

00:15:31.580 Yeah.

00:15:31.940 Like do what you want to do.

00:15:33.180 Yeah.

00:15:33.500 But I'll be scrolling on Instagram and I was like in the subway in New York and all of a

00:15:37.580 sudden it's like ass clapping.

00:15:40.120 I'm like, oh, that's happened to me too.

00:15:43.800 I'll do the mute.

00:15:45.040 I'll do the mute.

00:15:45.760 Yeah.

00:15:46.040 Muting.

00:15:46.600 Muting works great because then muting I use the most for people who I feel like are,

00:15:52.860 what do you call them?

00:15:55.080 They just like love to hate you, but they are hate followers.

00:15:58.640 Yeah.

00:15:59.180 Like they still follow you on everything.

00:16:01.020 They still engage with all of your content, but it's nothing but hate.

00:16:04.420 Like what is the point?

00:16:06.000 No.

00:16:06.160 So people like that, I'm like, okay, unless if you start being offensive towards me or

00:16:10.540 other people, then I'm going to block you.

00:16:11.860 Yeah.

00:16:12.100 But if you're just being like a random hater, like.

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00:17:14.740 I'm just going to mute you.

00:17:15.740 They need more hobbies.

00:17:16.580 Goodbye.

00:17:17.540 Like, or just like when they comment on stuff that's not even relative to what it is you're

00:17:22.940 talking about, which happens all the time.

00:17:25.320 They're just looking for like a hug, honestly.

00:17:27.720 And they're just screaming in the void, just trying to find someone that will give them

00:17:31.380 attention and a hug.

00:17:33.260 I had a guy recently, he posted a TikTok that I thought was his, but apparently it wasn't.

00:17:40.700 And I have no way of finding it because the original guy who made it, it's like a hate

00:17:44.260 video about me.

00:17:45.520 He blocked me because he's a bitch, clearly.

00:17:47.380 So this guy put it in his story and he was like, yeah, and then tagged me.

00:17:53.320 And so obviously I see it because you see every story you're tagged in.

00:17:56.760 And the whole video, it was like a clip from this show of me and Caleb when we were just

00:18:02.200 talking about like, you know, how fat phobia is so rife and violent and like, you should

00:18:07.780 probably worry about the fact that you don't have a job more than like what I look like.

00:18:10.960 And this guy was like, the obesity positive community.

00:18:16.200 That's how he started the video.

00:18:18.100 I was like, okay, rough start.

00:18:20.900 And he basically went through the whole thing basically saying it's really fucked up of me

00:18:26.560 to say that meal prepping is a form of disordered eating, which it is because it's not eating

00:18:33.980 normal.

00:18:34.900 Yeah.

00:18:35.100 Uh, and he's like, that's not true.

00:18:37.260 Some of us just want to have, be in peak performance shape at all times.

00:18:40.960 And he was like, just cause I don't hate my body and I don't want to be a fat whale doesn't

00:18:44.620 mean anything.

00:18:45.000 It was just like the most dramatic video of all time.

00:18:48.000 Yeah.

00:18:48.660 And, uh, some other guy was just like, yeah, to me.

00:18:51.900 And he was dressed like a adult magician.

00:18:55.740 Uh, so I retweeted, I reposted it and I put it in my story and I was like, I can't believe

00:19:00.840 you tagged me in this thing and this was going to hurt my feelings when you wear vests willingly.

00:19:05.280 Like you wear them casually, you wear them frequently actually.

00:19:09.000 That's crazy.

00:19:09.920 And then he blocked me immediately.

00:19:11.680 Like immediately blocked me, deleted the story, like everything.

00:19:14.180 They can't handle it.

00:19:14.900 Where'd you go?

00:19:16.020 They can't handle it.

00:19:16.960 That's just so weird to me.

00:19:17.800 Like the guy making a full fledged hate video about you.

00:19:20.700 And it had like stock footage in there.

00:19:23.640 Oh, you know he spent hours on that.

00:19:26.680 On CapCut.

00:19:27.700 And then to block you.

00:19:28.560 It's like, didn't you want my attention?

00:19:29.900 I thought that's what you wanted.

00:19:31.120 I thought you wanted my attention.

00:19:32.020 Sometimes people, when I repost their stories and their hateful stories about me, I'll repost

00:19:36.060 it, girl.

00:19:36.360 I don't give a fuck.

00:19:37.240 Like, and I put it in my story so we can all laugh together.

00:19:40.440 And sometimes they're like, I didn't think you were going to see that.

00:19:43.540 That's so embarrassing for you.

00:19:45.080 You tagged me thinking I wasn't going to see that.

00:19:47.700 Girl, I'm not Nicki Minaj.

00:19:48.800 I do look in my stories.

00:19:50.420 I do look through every single story tile.

00:19:53.160 I'm sure people just see your following number and they're like, she's so unattainable.

00:19:57.760 Like, and you.

00:19:58.820 Like, I could talk shit and she wouldn't hear.

00:20:00.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:01.120 So it's like, they're trying to find their little buddies and they hope that putting you

00:20:06.140 down is the way to do it.

00:20:07.220 They'll like strike the right.

00:20:08.520 Yeah.

00:20:09.160 Isn't that weird when they, they like try to find that kind of camaraderie.

00:20:12.980 We talked about that with Caleb on the show, but like, they try to find community in

00:20:16.640 your comments.

00:20:17.440 Like, they're like, does anybody else like find her so irritating?

00:20:21.920 Because men don't have communities.

00:20:24.100 Yeah, they have to infiltrate ours.

00:20:25.980 Men do not have communities.

00:20:27.300 It's actually really fucking sad.

00:20:29.220 It's weird.

00:20:30.040 I watched the, like the vice video with Griffin Maxwell Brooks.

00:20:34.500 Oh yeah.

00:20:34.940 And watching that video, it's like.

00:20:36.280 I love them.

00:20:36.940 It's so amazing.

00:20:38.580 And watching that video, it just makes you realize that like men put themselves in these

00:20:43.680 boxes of isolation and they're their own worst enemy and they have the complete ability

00:20:48.280 to change it.

00:20:49.260 And yet they don't.

00:20:50.980 Oh no girl.

00:20:51.580 They'll blame us though.

00:20:52.460 They'll blame me actually specifically.

00:20:54.300 They'll blame everyone but themselves.

00:20:55.980 Yeah.

00:20:56.460 Everything's our fault.

00:20:57.900 You can have mental health.

00:20:58.980 You can have intimate, close friends.

00:21:01.400 Yeah.

00:21:01.580 You can have communities.

00:21:02.640 You don't have to shit on Drew to get it.

00:21:05.480 Like.

00:21:05.800 And if you do, just make sure I don't see it.

00:21:09.100 Don't tag her.

00:21:10.260 Yeah.

00:21:10.520 Don't tag me.

00:21:11.440 Don't tag her.

00:21:11.780 Because if I see it, I'm going to respond to it.

00:21:13.860 You're done.

00:21:15.260 You're done.

00:21:16.240 Okay.

00:21:16.620 So speaking of assholes on the internet, that is actually going to be our topic for the

00:21:21.500 day because Morgan is somewhat of an expert considering she's gone through hundreds of

00:21:26.700 hours of am I the asshole posts.

00:21:29.160 What's the, if you can think of one off the top of your head, what's like one of the craziest

00:21:32.780 ones you've ever.

00:21:34.060 Slug boyfriend.

00:21:35.160 The one I had with you.

00:21:35.960 The one was crazy.

00:21:37.080 This guy was feeding his girlfriend's slugs.

00:21:40.360 From the backyard.

00:21:41.500 And they were actually like poisonous.

00:21:43.760 They were causing her to have like a heart condition.

00:21:45.640 Like health problems.

00:21:46.700 Yeah.

00:21:47.240 And she didn't find out till like, what, like six months later or something?

00:21:50.560 Yeah.

00:21:51.000 And she then got heart pills and he was switching out her heart pills with salt.

00:21:55.560 It was just like one thing after another.

00:21:56.880 But I really, I've really, really messed people up lately.

00:22:00.800 Really?

00:22:01.240 There's a couple iconic stories that have just kind of flew under the radar for me.

00:22:06.300 I don't, I don't know how gross I want to get for you, but this guy had an intimate

00:22:11.580 relationship with a coconut.

00:22:13.340 Okay.

00:22:14.260 And he didn't, you know, he kept it in his room under his bed for a little bit.

00:22:19.300 Okay.

00:22:19.580 And so he started to notice flies in his room.

00:22:22.040 Okay.

00:22:22.700 And then he was like, well, just one, one more time.

00:22:25.740 I'll use it one more time.

00:22:27.260 And so as he's, you know, pulling back from the coconut, there's maggots on him.

00:22:32.620 Mm-hmm.

00:22:35.680 Yeah.

00:22:36.160 That's, that's, that's probably the worst one.

00:22:38.540 That made my butthole go inside my body.

00:22:41.060 Yeah.

00:22:41.760 They're like retracted.

00:22:43.040 There's also the last one I'll leave you with.

00:22:44.800 This guy broke his arms, both arms, and he developed a relationship with his mom because

00:22:52.220 he was so frustrated.

00:22:53.500 Ew.

00:22:54.140 And it's a verified story.

00:22:55.880 Ew.

00:22:56.900 Yeah.

00:22:58.300 I know.

00:22:58.940 That will leave you up at night.

00:23:01.000 You know, you know how you said, I help people fall asleep?

00:23:03.720 Yeah.

00:23:04.200 Not anymore.

00:23:04.860 I'm like, that's what you, that's what you freaks are falling asleep to?

00:23:07.940 Yeah.

00:23:08.520 Yeah.

00:23:09.920 No, I did have a couple.

00:23:10.980 Why a coconut?

00:23:12.160 It was just around.

00:23:14.420 But coconuts aren't.

00:23:16.520 No, it was.

00:23:17.220 I just don't know anything about.

00:23:18.580 It was a lot of work.

00:23:20.260 I was going to say, there's, I feel like there's softer fruits that you could.

00:23:23.980 Yeah.

00:23:24.520 Cantaloupes.

00:23:25.080 He had to use a drill to make a hole in the coconut.

00:23:28.040 Like, he went through a lot of work when a cantaloupe is easier.

00:23:31.360 Don't try pineapples, though.

00:23:33.020 Apparently, there's enzymes in them that eat skin.

00:23:35.840 Well, they're also, I'm sure it would sting, too.

00:23:38.640 Yeah.

00:23:39.620 That is, I feel like there's way more comfier fruits, but maybe I just don't know anything

00:23:44.040 about that.

00:23:45.220 Yeah.

00:23:45.800 Or grapefruit.

00:23:47.180 See?

00:23:47.900 Like, that grapefruit lady that went viral on YouTube, like, forever ago.

00:23:51.660 Oh, my God.

00:23:52.100 When she was teaching how to give, like, a blowjob.

00:23:54.340 With a grapefruit?

00:23:55.160 Did you kind of want to try it?

00:23:56.800 No.

00:23:58.860 What am I, a circus act?

00:24:00.500 Like, I'm not bringing extra tools.

00:24:02.560 Like, I'm going to end for my next trick.

00:24:05.560 Like, I'm not doing that.

00:24:07.840 What am I, on the job?

00:24:09.320 I'm not doing that.

00:24:10.400 I just love DIYs, so I feel like.

00:24:14.200 I like DIY as much as the next person, but only when it comes to my crown molding, not

00:24:18.680 in the bedroom.

00:24:20.160 Only when it comes to hanging a shelf.

00:24:22.120 I'll report back sometime.

00:24:23.320 I'm not giving a blowie.

00:24:24.700 Yeah, let me know.

00:24:25.940 I just think it's dangerous.

00:24:27.140 I feel like there's too many orifices that could, something could go in there, and then

00:24:32.100 you're at the hospital, and then you have to explain.

00:24:34.760 Well, see, this is what happened.

00:24:36.080 I brought a couple extra tools in the bedroom, and something went left.

00:24:40.520 See, I don't understand how people get light bulbs stuck up inside them.

00:24:45.180 Light bulbs?

00:24:46.160 Why would you ever use a light bulb?

00:24:48.360 Girl, I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:24:52.320 People will literally use light bulbs.

00:24:55.540 Up their ass?

00:24:56.680 Ass?

00:24:57.260 Vagina?

00:24:57.700 That light bulb can fit up your, I guess.

00:25:01.180 I mean, I don't know.

00:25:02.140 I don't want to.

00:25:03.040 I don't want to kink shame, but that does sound painful.

00:25:05.720 Teach their own.

00:25:06.480 That's why I say, like, sex toys exist.

00:25:09.300 Use those.

00:25:10.820 Use them.

00:25:11.420 Good old fist.

00:25:12.460 You can put that up there.

00:25:13.520 That'd probably be a little bit better than a light bulb.

00:25:16.280 Honestly.

00:25:16.820 At least there's, like, instructional videos for that.

00:25:21.000 Like, for a fist.

00:25:21.780 Yeah.

00:25:22.260 Not a light bulb.

00:25:23.660 Maybe there is one.

00:25:24.660 I don't know.

00:25:25.340 Honestly, there probably is.

00:25:26.580 I bet you there is.

00:25:27.340 I wouldn't put it past.

00:25:28.760 Well, considering people are fucking coconuts, I wouldn't put it past them.

00:25:32.800 Oh, it gets worse.

00:25:34.020 What you can find on Reddit?

00:25:35.320 I can only imagine.

00:25:36.200 Someone made a cum omelet.

00:25:38.700 For what?

00:25:40.380 It was so bad.

00:25:41.460 And for whom?

00:25:42.380 I watched the video with my mom and my brother.

00:25:45.400 Like, them actually making it?

00:25:47.640 No.

00:25:48.440 Oh.

00:25:48.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:49.720 No, I meant, like, frying it up?

00:25:51.080 Yeah.

00:25:51.680 Because someone suggested it as a story I read during an episode with my mom and my brother.

00:25:55.840 And I'm like, okay, cool.

00:25:57.180 Why your mom and your brother?

00:25:58.680 I didn't proofread it.

00:26:00.840 I was like, let's go for it.

00:26:02.320 And, of course, there was a video.

00:26:05.480 How'd they make the eggs?

00:26:06.580 Scrambled or, like, over easy?

00:26:08.720 You know, they just kind of.

00:26:09.700 It was more scrambled.

00:26:11.300 It wasn't a true omelet.

00:26:12.880 I would assume now there's no yolk.

00:26:14.840 No.

00:26:15.660 It's like egg whites more than it is.

00:26:17.460 That's a little misleading.

00:26:18.440 Mm-hmm.

00:26:18.820 For them to say I'm making an omelet.

00:26:19.900 It's more like an egg white omelet.

00:26:21.380 It was like a hash.

00:26:25.460 A hash.

00:26:29.040 They're like, oh, it's eggs, Benedict.

00:26:31.100 Make some crab.

00:26:32.300 Put it on avocado toast.

00:26:34.600 I didn't get to the end.

00:26:35.840 I wonder if they did put it on anything.

00:26:37.600 You know what's funny?

00:26:38.320 This is off topic, but not really.

00:26:40.260 On my show, 2D Girls with my sister, I forget what we were talking about, but she said that

00:26:45.140 there was, like, someone had commented that clean dick tastes like avocados, and I was

00:26:49.660 like, you're out of your fucking mind.

00:26:52.600 You're out of your mind.

00:26:53.640 They must have something wrong with them.

00:26:55.440 That's like the people.

00:26:56.800 I'm like, you bitches are making avocado toast every morning, and you're telling me that

00:27:00.820 tastes like a dick?

00:27:01.420 You're wrong.

00:27:01.700 Maybe brush your teeth.

00:27:04.320 Before you brush your teeth, or is it after?

00:27:06.380 That's like people that think cilantro tastes like soap.

00:27:08.860 It's like just a jean.

00:27:10.440 Maybe that girl's got a jean.

00:27:11.880 Avocado dick.

00:27:12.960 There you go.

00:27:13.500 It's something, you know?

00:27:14.420 It's just a science thing.

00:27:15.420 Science.

00:27:15.840 That's a taste bud thing, girl.

00:27:17.340 That's you.

00:27:18.440 That's why I was like, you're wrong.

00:27:20.720 You're wrong.

00:27:21.820 Yeah, no, that's not normal.

00:27:23.040 No.

00:27:23.420 Maybe he needs to wash better.

00:27:25.140 That's why I was saying that's not what a clean dick tastes like nothing.

00:27:29.020 That's why it's clean.

00:27:30.520 You know what I mean?

00:27:31.560 When it has a flavor, that's...

00:27:33.600 The worst is when you get a little soap, though.

00:27:36.900 I'd rather get soap than avocado.

00:27:38.880 Well, then, you know, he tried.

00:27:41.040 He really got in there.

00:27:42.600 Really tried.

00:27:43.160 He really prepped.

00:27:43.900 He did all the prep work.

00:27:44.800 A for effort.

00:27:45.840 He did all the prep work for it.

00:27:48.000 All right, now that we're wildly off topic.

00:27:50.340 All right, let's get back to assholes on the internet.

00:27:52.900 No, it's all right.

00:27:53.380 It's the best.

00:27:54.440 Okay, so for those of you who don't know, what we do here on the comment section is we bring

00:27:58.540 videos that I was tagged in that are applicable to our topic today, and then we're going to

00:28:02.240 talk about them, dissect them, laugh at them, whatever it is required.

00:28:06.440 So this first video is this man is sitting in a chair telling guys the way to get a girl's

00:28:13.540 number that, quote, works every time, but it's just his side profile.

00:28:18.100 He's not looking at the camera while he's talking.

00:28:20.280 He says, if you want a presupposition of value, you should ask, what's your number?

00:28:27.540 Instead of, can I have your number?

00:28:29.680 Because it's a linguistic trick that implies that you already have her number.

00:28:36.140 What?

00:28:37.100 What a word salad.

00:28:38.760 Okay, it sounds like he's trying to Jedi mind trick.

00:28:40.880 Yeah, he's like, that's called manifesting.

00:28:44.680 If I speak it into existence, it is to come true.

00:28:48.240 That's actually what he's trying to do.

00:28:49.320 Yeah, he's just manifesting.

00:28:51.540 He has a five-minute journal, I bet.

00:28:53.040 It's still going to be a no.

00:28:55.660 What's your number?

00:28:57.020 I would say, don't worry about it.

00:28:59.780 Get away from me.

00:29:00.940 No, I don't have any change.

00:29:02.180 If you don't have it already, you don't need it.

00:29:04.620 Bye.

00:29:05.400 I don't know.

00:29:06.240 Bye.

00:29:06.500 What's what you say?

00:29:06.980 You just say, I don't fucking know.

00:29:08.740 So the comments on here, it says, I don't ask.

00:29:11.540 I hand them my phone.

00:29:13.040 They know what to do.

00:29:14.000 I'm not there to be friends.

00:29:15.540 So stop.

00:29:17.420 Me when I lie on the internet.

00:29:19.680 I'm not there to be friends.

00:29:22.380 I don't ask.

00:29:24.160 These guys sound like serial killers.

00:29:26.100 I know.

00:29:26.700 I literally had a guy, like, I just hate all the words this guy was trying to use to sound smart.

00:29:33.500 I was talking about stuff on Twitter.

00:29:35.200 I was, like, talking shit on Twitter like I always do.

00:29:37.440 I'm going to delete that app soon.

00:29:39.500 It's getting real bad over there.

00:29:41.020 It's getting awful.

00:29:41.480 It's going down in flames.

00:29:42.920 Yeah.

00:29:43.180 I go there when I need to release all of my venom that I've built up inside my body.

00:29:48.000 If I don't expose it, like, I'll die.

00:29:50.520 Okay.

00:29:50.760 You know what I mean?

00:29:50.920 Like a snake.

00:29:51.160 That is the best place to do it.

00:29:52.260 Yeah.

00:29:52.560 So I go on there and I just, I look for awful people to attack.

00:29:56.420 And someone had written, like, I wrote, like, a thread on something.

00:30:00.360 And someone was, like, I like how you used this, like, creative word jargon to try and trick people into thinking you're smart.

00:30:08.440 He wrote some fucking bullshit.

00:30:10.180 And I was, like, well, first of all, using the phrase word jargon is, like, using the phrase emotions, feelings.

00:30:16.620 Like, it's redundant.

00:30:18.880 And it doesn't make sense.

00:30:21.040 So you're already not smart enough to have this conversation with me.

00:30:23.340 That's one.

00:30:24.640 And two, and I just, like, elaborated into the rest of it.

00:30:27.660 And he never responded to me.

00:30:28.920 Just say that's a big word for Elmo and move along.

00:30:32.060 That's literally a huge word for Elmo.

00:30:34.080 But you use one big word and the men were, like, oh, you think you're better than me or something?

00:30:38.100 Okay.

00:30:38.680 Just buy yourself a dictionary.

00:30:40.820 It's okay.

00:30:42.080 Uh-oh.

00:30:43.760 They get so threatened.

00:30:45.820 From words.

00:30:45.900 And this, like, especially, obviously, this is all, it's all the same, dude.

00:30:49.660 But this one, like, this next comment says, don't get a girl's number.

00:30:53.440 Get her social media.

00:30:54.560 Do your homework, men.

00:30:55.960 This way you don't waste your time or money.

00:30:59.780 Okay, Jonah Hill.

00:31:02.160 Fuck off.

00:31:04.480 No, literally.

00:31:05.720 Your time or money.

00:31:06.880 Do your homework.

00:31:08.980 Which is, you go and you objectify her.

00:31:11.340 And then if she gives you a chance, then you try to change her.

00:31:15.460 Yeah.

00:31:15.820 That's the Jonah Hill method.

00:31:17.200 Oh, that's absolutely psychotic.

00:31:21.000 I know.

00:31:21.460 It's unbelievable.

00:31:22.460 I feel like they over, I consistently say this.

00:31:24.920 I feel like men like this overcomplicate things.

00:31:28.720 It's really quite simple.

00:31:30.280 Like, if you're nice and you have, like, interests and hobbies and you, like, care about her as a person, odds are you're gonna, like, get her interests and get to take her on a date.

00:31:41.460 Like, absolutely.

00:31:42.500 The odds are pretty high if you're like that.

00:31:44.380 Well, and I hate the guys that are like, oh, I spent all this money on a first date.

00:31:47.980 It's like, you didn't have to.

00:31:49.840 If she likes you and you genuinely care about her, you could do anything.

00:31:55.240 Literally.

00:31:55.400 Just go to Trader Joe's, buy a couple wraps, and go sit in a park.

00:31:58.820 Yeah.

00:31:59.160 It doesn't have to be a $100 sushi dinner.

00:32:02.060 Extravagant, yeah.

00:32:02.420 You did that to yourself.

00:32:03.600 Yeah.

00:32:04.680 And also, you chose to do that.

00:32:07.260 You chose it.

00:32:07.900 I didn't ask for that.

00:32:09.040 No.

00:32:09.260 You asked me for a favor, which was to go on a date.

00:32:12.780 And I said yes, and then you picked something.

00:32:15.320 Yeah.

00:32:15.460 That was expensive, and it didn't work out.

00:32:17.340 That's on you.

00:32:18.080 Just say you were trying to impress me, and it didn't work.

00:32:21.020 And it just, it simply didn't work out.

00:32:22.980 But, and I think, too, with, with men who talk about, like, they bitch about spending

00:32:28.540 money or whatever, I kind of equate that to buying drinks for women.

00:32:33.680 Like, they do the same shit with that.

00:32:34.860 They're like, oh, I spent all this money on drinks, and she didn't even go home with

00:32:37.260 me.

00:32:38.220 I'm like, it's probably because you're ugly.

00:32:40.940 But, no, for real, I always think it's, I always compare it to, like, Vegas.

00:32:45.220 Like, when you go gamble in Vegas, you know you're not going to win.

00:32:49.200 But you're just doing it for the vibes.

00:32:50.860 That's the best analogy.

00:32:51.520 And maybe you will win.

00:32:52.400 That's the best analogy.

00:32:53.020 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:53.940 Try your luck.

00:32:54.180 You know.

00:32:54.760 The house always wins.

00:32:56.580 But you never know.

00:32:58.240 So you might as well go, spend money, make peace with spending money, and have a good

00:33:02.560 time.

00:33:03.260 And maybe, and maybe it'll work out, and nine times out of ten, it won't.

00:33:07.360 See, you're the person that needs the course for all these men.

00:33:12.260 You need the course, not what color is your Bugatti.

00:33:15.940 Come on, Drew.

00:33:16.740 I know.

00:33:17.040 I'm going to start selling it.

00:33:18.460 I'm going to start selling it.

00:33:20.180 You know, the way to a woman's heart.

00:33:21.660 I'm going to start being a Drew fan.

00:33:23.780 I warn them about that.

00:33:25.580 You honestly should come up with a course.

00:33:27.840 That, the Vegas analogy, that's the best thing I've ever heard.

00:33:30.960 It helps.

00:33:31.820 It helps.

00:33:32.320 I think it helps with perspective.

00:33:33.660 It helps women not feel guilty because you have nothing to feel guilty for.

00:33:36.380 Because obviously men are objectifying you.

00:33:37.980 And that's the price they pay, money, for your time and attention.

00:33:41.580 And then for men, it's just like, it takes the pressure off you.

00:33:45.340 You don't have to worry about it.

00:33:46.200 You're just there for a good time.

00:33:47.280 You've had a long time.

00:33:48.120 100%.

00:33:48.480 There you go.

00:33:49.520 This next comment says, I normally say, are you going to let me hit yes or yes?

00:33:57.420 See, that's just a lie.

00:34:00.280 Well, that's just a lie.

00:34:01.280 How small are you?

00:34:02.200 Yeah.

00:34:02.640 So I was like, you're going to let me hit yes or yes?

00:34:06.600 Ew.

00:34:08.220 See, like, does he actually expect a response with that?

00:34:12.440 I want to know if you do that for real.

00:34:14.400 Post a video of you approaching someone and doing that for real and then tag me in it.

00:34:17.300 I want to see it.

00:34:18.120 I want to see it.

00:34:18.740 Let me see.

00:34:19.120 I want to see how it works in the wild.

00:34:21.200 Let's see.

00:34:21.720 No chance.

00:34:22.640 Have you ever heard of Crazy Pickup Line?

00:34:24.880 No.

00:34:25.620 I don't think I have either.

00:34:26.700 I always, like, get really stumped when I think back because I'm like, I've been out

00:34:29.940 of the game so long.

00:34:30.800 Me too.

00:34:31.660 Yeah, same.

00:34:31.980 Like, almost five years.

00:34:33.320 And I'm like.

00:34:34.000 Thank God.

00:34:36.260 It's rough out there.

00:34:37.580 Yeah.

00:34:37.780 Rough out there.

00:34:38.600 But no, I honestly, I don't think so.

00:34:41.280 But that's a good way to get hit with a bat.

00:34:43.940 Like, no.

00:34:45.280 Literally.

00:34:46.540 I don't think I've ever had, like, anything crazy.

00:34:49.060 Any kind of crazy pickup line.

00:34:50.580 It's always the cheesiest stuff.

00:34:51.900 I think people know not to fuck with me.

00:34:54.080 Same.

00:34:54.380 Like, I'm little, but, like, I've been told by multiple people I'm super intimidating.

00:34:58.780 It's the RBF.

00:35:00.060 Yeah.

00:35:00.500 But I don't know.

00:35:01.300 I've never, I've never really gotten anything.

00:35:04.040 Yeah.

00:35:04.940 Morgan's little.

00:35:05.620 I'm not.

00:35:06.720 By any stretch.

00:35:08.340 You're just a tall girlie.

00:35:09.720 I'm a large bitch.

00:35:11.320 I'm, I'm a large and in charge.

00:35:13.340 You know what term I heard recently that I love?

00:35:15.740 Hmm.

00:35:16.120 Big body.

00:35:17.220 Hey, I have a, a guy friend that came out to visit and everyone's calling him big body.

00:35:21.160 They're like, hey, big body.

00:35:22.180 And I'm like, I want to be called big body.

00:35:24.440 Big body.

00:35:24.700 It's just got a ring to it.

00:35:26.060 A big body Benz.

00:35:27.060 Hey, big body.

00:35:27.820 That's literally me.

00:35:28.540 Hey.

00:35:30.300 I've always been large and in charge.

00:35:33.000 So, that's never stopped men approaching me before, though.

00:35:36.680 True, you're hot.

00:35:37.920 Don't, don't try to, don't try to distract people with this large and in charge.

00:35:42.120 You're hot.

00:35:42.840 You know it.

00:35:43.420 I already know that.

00:35:44.440 I'm just saying I'm a large person.

00:35:46.740 When I went to, I mean, Billy actually went to a party not too long ago.

00:35:51.020 It was like a work thing.

00:35:52.640 And we both got hit on separately, away from each other.

00:35:55.920 Same person?

00:35:56.680 No.

00:35:57.600 That would have been too.

00:35:58.540 A unicorn looking for two.

00:36:02.160 No, it was, we were like, I went to the bar to get drinks and I got hit on.

00:36:06.560 And then he went to the bathroom and he got hit on.

00:36:08.520 Okay.

00:36:08.960 Separately.

00:36:09.380 And then we were comparing notes when we got back.

00:36:12.080 Okay.

00:36:12.580 You know what just popped into my head?

00:36:13.960 I did witness one recently where this guy walked up to a girl and was like, hey, has anyone told you you're a breeder?

00:36:23.820 And I was like, oh, barf.

00:36:26.740 Who wants to hear that you just look at me for tall, athletic babies?

00:36:33.000 What if you were like, oh, I don't breed dogs.

00:36:35.420 Like you just immediately like commit to a different bit.

00:36:38.560 If you ever hear that.

00:36:39.480 I don't know what about me ever thought, I don't breed dogs personally, no.

00:36:43.780 If anyone gets that, use that line.

00:36:46.520 I just commit to misunderstanding.

00:36:48.260 No, I don't breed animals is what I'm trying to tell you.

00:36:51.320 Yeah.

00:36:51.640 I don't do that.

00:36:52.780 God, you're fucking fast.

00:36:55.400 You're good.

00:36:56.200 Like I told someone, someone asked for advice about like they work in a male dominated environment and they're like they newly promoted position and they're a woman and they are surrounded by men and they make really inappropriate jokes a lot.

00:37:12.160 Like whether they're objectifying or they're just misogynistic in general, like, I don't know.

00:37:17.720 It's just they're they're really awful.

00:37:18.860 And she said that makes her really uncomfortable.

00:37:20.280 But at the same time, she doesn't want to say anything and make a hostile work environment.

00:37:24.980 So she was like asking for advice.

00:37:26.700 And I was like, I mean, it depends on your preference of what you do.

00:37:30.160 Like, obviously, like you could approach it like how I am and and and you can make it hostile.

00:37:35.120 And I don't care if it's hostile.

00:37:36.300 I'll live in the hostile shit.

00:37:37.920 If it means people stay away from me, I don't care.

00:37:40.220 But not everybody's like me.

00:37:41.660 So I was like another tactic I found when I was working, you know, in corporate America was if they make an inappropriate joke, I would just be like, I don't get it.

00:37:53.200 That is the best.

00:37:54.600 Yeah. And then you're like, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:56.020 I want to laugh, too.

00:37:56.760 Like someone explain it to me.

00:37:58.140 I really I don't understand.

00:38:00.040 And then they'll they'll keep saying and you're like, OK, so like she just has really big boobs or like, well, maybe I just don't get it.

00:38:08.060 Like you just ask.

00:38:09.000 And then once they get to the end, you're like, oh, OK, OK, now I get it.

00:38:15.140 OK, I want the opportunity to do this so bad.

00:38:17.720 You just make it so painfully uncomfortable.

00:38:20.120 They're going to be like, that bitch is a wet blanket.

00:38:22.340 Don't tell her our jokes anymore.

00:38:23.680 And then they're just not going to joke around you anymore.

00:38:25.260 They're just going to think you're an idiot.

00:38:26.360 But hey, whatever works.

00:38:27.900 I can literally feel the cringe.

00:38:29.480 I want to try this.

00:38:31.060 And I told her it's going to be so awkward, but you have to like if you commit to it, it'll work.

00:38:34.600 You have to embrace the bit.

00:38:35.560 And she actually wrote back and told us that it works.

00:38:37.800 She said she used it.

00:38:39.080 She's like, yeah, I feel so good now because like now I don't they don't ever joke around like around me like that.

00:38:46.000 And at the same time, I didn't have to like make a hostile work environment.

00:38:49.340 A win is a win.

00:38:50.600 I love this.

00:38:52.260 I know.

00:38:53.420 I want to try it.

00:38:54.500 You should.

00:38:55.280 I highly recommend everyone try it.

00:38:57.340 Someone come at me with some misogynistic shit.

00:38:59.320 I'm ready.

00:38:59.820 You can never go wrong with just making a straight face either.

00:39:05.340 Like when they.

00:39:06.480 Yeah, you're just like.

00:39:09.080 Never, never fails.

00:39:10.940 The cringe and the humiliation they feel will.

00:39:13.840 It'll of course correct them.

00:39:15.140 I'm sure.

00:39:15.720 I'm thinking about the meme that it's like the black girl.

00:39:18.140 That's like.

00:39:19.000 Yeah.

00:39:19.480 That's like the face I'm going to make.

00:39:21.080 It's just like, OK.

00:39:23.340 Yeah.

00:39:24.460 OK.

00:39:24.900 This next video is this guy is dancing while on the screen.

00:39:29.960 He's listed out what he thinks are the best pickup lines for sliding into a girl's DMS.

00:39:35.340 His five star pickup line is I like what I see.

00:39:39.380 Let me get the opportunity to know you better.

00:39:41.500 And another one of them is I think you should put pronouns in your bio because I almost called you mine.

00:39:50.260 That one's not as bad.

00:39:51.500 That one's not that bad, but it also.

00:39:54.180 I mean, is mine a pronoun?

00:39:57.360 No, he's not very good with English.

00:39:59.140 I was going to say like grammar wise.

00:40:01.020 That's not a pronoun, is it?

00:40:02.740 But at least two out of ten.

00:40:04.660 Yeah.

00:40:04.860 That one.

00:40:05.500 That one's not as bad, but at least he knows what pronouns are.

00:40:08.860 Yeah.

00:40:08.920 I thought that was going to be making fun of pronouns.

00:40:11.000 Maybe.

00:40:11.740 Maybe.

00:40:12.140 Maybe he's not, you know, homophobic.

00:40:14.520 Yeah.

00:40:15.000 Literally.

00:40:16.040 So there's there's hope with that one.

00:40:17.520 I was going to say that's just logistically incorrect.

00:40:19.920 Like like mine.

00:40:20.980 I don't believe is a pronoun.

00:40:22.640 No.

00:40:22.900 The first one was not five stars, though.

00:40:24.820 Like you said.

00:40:25.460 The first one's weird.

00:40:27.860 When.

00:40:28.020 OK, this is.

00:40:28.880 So stupid, but like every.

00:40:33.020 OK, every time I say something like this, people are like, that's so fucked up because

00:40:37.220 men can't just enjoy.

00:40:39.000 Listen, this is just me.

00:40:41.340 OK, but when men try to be sexy, it makes me want to die.

00:40:48.560 I guess is what I'm trying to say.

00:40:51.140 Have you seen the cooking videos?

00:40:54.320 Yes.

00:40:54.680 It's just like a guy like like doing cunnilingus on the bread.

00:40:58.360 They're just so what?

00:41:00.060 They're just so unserious to me.

00:41:01.840 Like I like when men try to be sexy, it just it icks me the fuck out.

00:41:07.180 Like, I'm sorry.

00:41:08.300 Do less.

00:41:09.020 Like, who is this for?

00:41:10.200 Who is this for?

00:41:10.840 It's not for the girls.

00:41:11.740 It's not for the gays.

00:41:13.000 It's not for the days.

00:41:14.360 Who are you doing this for?

00:41:16.060 I can't do it.

00:41:16.920 I can't do it.

00:41:17.540 I can't do it.

00:41:18.080 Like, it's just that's why I like what's the worst you've seen?

00:41:20.940 Like, have you at a strip club?

00:41:22.900 You've been to a strip club?

00:41:23.920 A male strip club?

00:41:24.820 Not a male one.

00:41:25.600 I'm not going to now.

00:41:29.520 Female strip clubs are are fun, but they're also I feel like they can be really creepy

00:41:35.920 sometimes, too, because they're almost like a museum.

00:41:38.440 It's like a zoo.

00:41:39.500 Like, like his men are so creepy and quiet.

00:41:41.940 Right.

00:41:42.420 Like, so they just like watch like scary.

00:41:44.960 Yeah.

00:41:45.600 And then they do linger.

00:41:46.840 Yeah.

00:41:47.440 The first and last time I went to a strip club was it was a two story one.

00:41:53.260 So the bottom level was female dancers and then the top level was male dancers.

00:41:58.820 So we went through the bottom one, which is why I'm like, this is creepy.

00:42:02.180 The vibe is so ominous in here.

00:42:05.300 Went upstairs and it's male dancers and women are having fun.

00:42:08.360 Like they're like laughing and dancing and drinking, having a good time.

00:42:11.280 And they're from down under.

00:42:12.040 Yeah.

00:42:12.320 So like the energy was a lot more fun because women are a fucking blast.

00:42:16.440 Always.

00:42:17.320 But men being sexy just makes me laugh.

00:42:21.840 Like, I just can't.

00:42:22.680 I can't.

00:42:23.380 I can't take it seriously.

00:42:24.920 Is that why I couldn't get into Magic Mike?

00:42:27.940 Yes.

00:42:28.460 I like it's just so.

00:42:29.960 Everyone was like Channing Tatum is so hot.

00:42:33.120 I'm like, I just really.

00:42:35.200 No, I just can't.

00:42:36.880 I can't do it like with and then like I that was my first experience like in a male strip club.

00:42:45.280 OK, so I had never experienced like dancing like that.

00:42:49.940 Like when they dance on you.

00:42:51.960 Oh, they were dancing on you?

00:42:53.560 Yeah, girl.

00:42:54.380 Like, you know, because my mom was there naturally.

00:42:57.440 So my mom like bought me a lap dance and it was the most uncomfortable situation.

00:43:03.200 I didn't know it was going to be like that.

00:43:04.880 I didn't think I was going to be hyped, but I didn't think I was going to be so uncomfortable either.

00:43:09.000 I just didn't know what what I was going to feel.

00:43:11.200 But I was sitting there.

00:43:13.040 And when they're doing it, they talk to you.

00:43:15.920 No, they're like they're like dancing.

00:43:18.800 And they're like, yeah.

00:43:19.360 So where are you from?

00:43:20.740 Oh, my gosh.

00:43:21.760 California.

00:43:22.680 That's crazy.

00:43:23.740 How old are you?

00:43:24.600 Was this in Florida?

00:43:25.700 No, it was in Vegas.

00:43:27.240 Oh, OK.

00:43:28.320 Oh, my God.

00:43:29.520 It was just so.

00:43:30.520 And I literally got a stage lap dance because it was my birthday.

00:43:34.880 Oh, no.

00:43:36.040 You know what song he danced to?

00:43:38.780 Oh, the most stereotypical one that I cannot like the.

00:43:42.420 Oh, you're never going to guess it.

00:43:45.220 OK, well, now I'm excited.

00:43:46.840 He danced to the song.

00:43:48.660 He danced to the song Work From Home.

00:43:51.860 What?

00:43:52.260 Wait, wait, wait.

00:43:53.060 Work From Home by Fifth Harmony?

00:43:56.000 I don't even know it.

00:43:56.880 What's the Fifth Harmony song?

00:43:58.420 Work, work, work, work.

00:43:59.520 No, it's the one that's like, you ain't got to go to work, work, work.

00:44:03.040 That one.

00:44:03.660 Oh, no.

00:44:04.440 I guess it has.

00:44:05.240 I mean, the way you sung it, it definitely has a good rhythm.

00:44:07.980 You work, work, and just thrust, thrust, thrust.

00:44:10.480 Why the fuck are you dancing to Fifth Harmony and putting your dick in my face?

00:44:14.620 Your dick and cock and balls are in my face.

00:44:16.700 No.

00:44:17.360 And I'm listening to Camila Cabello?

00:44:18.920 No.

00:44:19.600 That's not fair to me.

00:44:21.140 Why would you do that to me?

00:44:22.640 No.

00:44:23.180 Why would you do that to me?

00:44:24.140 He needs jail time.

00:44:25.040 And he literally was, like, picking me up and, like, turning me upside down.

00:44:30.800 And I was like, this is the worst day of my life.

00:44:35.520 No.

00:44:36.860 I was just so violently embarrassed.

00:44:39.880 I was like, this is the worst day of my life.

00:44:41.480 Well, on your main stage.

00:44:43.560 You're in front of everybody.

00:44:45.020 I didn't think he was going to.

00:44:45.820 He told me, stand up.

00:44:47.840 And I said, okay.

00:44:49.020 Because I thought that meant it was over.

00:44:51.300 And then he literally bent down and grabbed me by my ankles.

00:44:55.060 No.

00:44:55.460 And literally, like, flipped me up like this.

00:44:57.680 How tall was he?

00:44:58.820 He was hella tall.

00:44:59.960 He was way taller than me.

00:45:00.860 I was going to say, because you're tall.

00:45:02.040 He was, like, 6'5".

00:45:02.440 Yeah.

00:45:02.780 He was, like, 6'5".

00:45:03.540 I'm impressed, though.

00:45:04.600 I know.

00:45:04.920 For a stripper, that's very tall.

00:45:05.940 That's really.

00:45:07.580 He was, like, a big dude.

00:45:09.260 Like, a big dude.

00:45:10.360 And he literally drills me down.

00:45:13.080 And he's, like, going like this with me.

00:45:15.700 So who's got the video?

00:45:16.460 Because I'm listening to Lauren Horegi, like, all the fuck, dude.

00:45:21.900 Why are you doing that to me?

00:45:23.880 And all that song, like, triggers me.

00:45:26.260 Every time I hear that song, I'm like, oh, I'm transported back to that song.

00:45:30.880 Some PTSD.

00:45:32.480 Yeah.

00:45:32.680 When someone's shaft and balls and gooch were in my face.

00:45:36.400 I was going to say, did you get, like, brushed?

00:45:38.680 Did you feel it?

00:45:39.680 Yes.

00:45:40.220 Multiple times.

00:45:41.040 Yeah.

00:45:41.340 Including on my chin, which is not fair.

00:45:44.940 Your chin.

00:45:46.460 Girl, my chin.

00:45:47.480 No, not the chin.

00:45:48.120 My literal chin.

00:45:49.080 When he was holding me upside down.

00:45:50.860 I need to see the video of this, because I know someone has it.

00:45:53.300 I don't know if my mom has a video.

00:45:54.840 I don't think.

00:45:55.460 Oh, they didn't let.

00:45:56.220 Yeah, they don't let you record.

00:45:57.420 In Vegas, especially, they don't let you record.

00:45:59.280 Because it's humiliating.

00:46:00.540 Because it's humiliating.

00:46:02.140 Because it's literally embarrassing.

00:46:04.000 No.

00:46:04.260 That's why I'm, like, female strip clubs are fun and exciting, and male strip clubs are

00:46:09.500 a haunted house.

00:46:10.140 Just every churn is, like, ah!

00:46:12.680 Around every corner.

00:46:13.820 The women, it's, like, Cirque du Soleil.

00:46:15.960 Like, it is so impressive.

00:46:18.380 And women are so hot and so talented and so amazing that, like, and they're fun.

00:46:23.660 Yeah.

00:46:23.820 So when you have a bunch of female friends, like, a bunch of women and femmes, like, around

00:46:27.960 you, and you're watching female dancers, so fucking fun.

00:46:31.400 As long as they're there, because they want to be there, I'm, like, love it.

00:46:34.800 And for the vibes.

00:46:36.420 Yeah.

00:46:36.920 But male strip clubs are terrifying.

00:46:40.000 Terrifying.

00:46:40.420 And I stand by that.

00:46:41.460 One of the best times I've ever been recognized was at a strip club in Austin.

00:46:46.400 Oh, really?

00:46:47.100 And, yeah.

00:46:47.640 And so we were all sitting on the main stage, like, looking at the dance.

00:46:51.120 And she's, like, booty bumping in, like, on the stage down the line.

00:46:55.760 And so she sees, like, one of my co-hosts.

00:46:57.460 She's like, Alejandra.

00:46:59.400 And then goes to Justin.

00:47:01.260 Justin!

00:47:02.360 And then she gets to me.

00:47:03.640 Oh, my God, Morgan!

00:47:05.060 I'm just like, let's go.

00:47:06.420 That's so fun.

00:47:07.620 That's fun.

00:47:08.500 That was a good time.

00:47:09.240 See, that's a good time.

00:47:10.120 I love that.

00:47:10.960 That's the opposite of your memory.

00:47:12.320 Yeah!

00:47:13.120 The exact opposite.

00:47:14.440 Mine's a nightmare.

00:47:15.260 Yeah.

00:47:15.440 My visiting strip club's journey began and ended with Work From Home by Fifth Harmony.

00:47:23.060 So thanks for that, I guess.

00:47:25.380 Thanks, Mom.

00:47:26.080 Thanks, Mom.

00:47:27.480 Okay.

00:47:28.060 So let's go back to the comments on this.

00:47:30.080 Okay.

00:47:30.260 So pick up lines.

00:47:31.360 That's what this video was.

00:47:32.720 So this first one says, the last one is the worst one because the man is the opportunity

00:47:36.980 for the women.

00:47:38.360 Stop begging and being a bitch for women to like y'all.

00:47:42.520 Okay.

00:47:42.920 Okay.

00:47:44.300 Honestly?

00:47:45.240 Whenever men say that, I'm always like, I got one question for you.

00:47:50.120 Do you currently have a girl?

00:47:52.620 And then they're always like, not currently, no.

00:47:55.100 No.

00:47:55.780 Stop right there.

00:47:56.960 Done.

00:47:57.300 Don't need to hear anything else.

00:47:58.100 It clearly doesn't work.

00:47:59.280 You don't need advice from, you don't need advice from someone with no bitches on how to

00:48:04.740 get bitches.

00:48:05.740 You just don't.

00:48:06.900 No.

00:48:07.380 You don't need advice from them.

00:48:08.560 That's what they say.

00:48:09.600 Like, people, if you can't, if you can't do it, you teach.

00:48:12.920 What's that saying?

00:48:14.340 If you can't, those who can't do, teach.

00:48:17.800 Yeah.

00:48:17.860 That's what it is.

00:48:18.220 That's what it's giving.

00:48:19.200 Yeah.

00:48:19.840 And I don't think that's true.

00:48:24.280 I don't think that saying is remotely true in a lot of different ways.

00:48:28.820 No.

00:48:29.100 Because I wouldn't take advice from someone who doesn't have the life that I have.

00:48:33.560 Like, just like you wouldn't take a financial advice from someone who isn't financially in

00:48:37.040 a place you would want to be at one point.

00:48:38.560 Yeah.

00:48:39.080 So like, I apply that to all areas of life.

00:48:41.520 Like, if you have no success or zero success in your relationships, or if you're like always

00:48:47.200 alone, then like, I don't think you're the best person to be handing out tips.

00:48:52.620 Yeah.

00:48:53.100 On how to not be alone.

00:48:54.480 Which is so interesting because I've seen so much lately where it's like, don't ask your

00:48:59.040 like married friends for advice.

00:49:00.860 They don't know.

00:49:01.400 They've been out of the game.

00:49:02.360 But it's like, but wouldn't you want to?

00:49:04.400 Because they're the ones that have been successful.

00:49:06.020 Yeah.

00:49:06.780 I think you can ask people in long-term relationships.

00:49:10.180 I mean, yeah, you could.

00:49:11.040 I guess you could ask them how they got each other.

00:49:12.900 But mostly you can ask them tips for like sustaining long-term relationships.

00:49:19.040 Because like, relationships are so fun at the beginning.

00:49:23.140 Honeymoon phase.

00:49:24.100 Yeah.

00:49:24.440 Always good.

00:49:24.880 Like, the honeymoon phase is good and it lasts for a while depending on who you're with.

00:49:29.440 But then once you hit that first road bump, like it starts to get hard.

00:49:33.700 Yeah.

00:49:33.980 Long-term relationships are fucking hard.

00:49:36.380 They work.

00:49:36.460 And you and I have been in long-term relationships for a while.

00:49:38.840 It's work.

00:49:39.480 And I think some people like expect it to always be that butterfly phase.

00:49:42.980 And it's like, I've seen so much lately where it's like, no, love is work and it's very

00:49:47.160 intentional.

00:49:47.880 Like, you're intentionally choosing that person every day.

00:49:50.700 Absolutely.

00:49:51.600 Could you have better options?

00:49:52.720 Maybe.

00:49:53.160 But like, you're intentionally choosing this person for a reason.

00:49:57.200 And it depends on your lens too.

00:49:58.700 Like, what you, and if you're always looking for what's like something better, then like,

00:50:04.420 you're never going to be happy in that sense.

00:50:06.000 But like, also, if you are with someone that you truly believe is the best, you're not really

00:50:10.680 going to be looking for anyone else.

00:50:12.500 You know what I mean?

00:50:12.940 You're not going to be shopping around or wondering what if.

00:50:15.480 No.

00:50:15.700 And if you are, then you're probably not with the right person.

00:50:18.480 You wouldn't be wondering, what if?

00:50:20.040 Exactly.

00:50:20.320 Can I do better?

00:50:21.540 That's why I'm like, basically, I'm saying me and Morgan are qualified to give advice

00:50:24.800 and bitch ass dudes like this are not.

00:50:26.940 No.

00:50:27.540 Is essentially what I'm trying to say.

00:50:29.760 Exactly.

00:50:30.700 And this next comment says, no, bruh, you got to be like, you're mine.

00:50:36.580 That's it.

00:50:37.260 Women like men who take charge.

00:50:39.180 Not so.

00:50:40.420 Nice guy.

00:50:42.240 Oh, not no nice guy.

00:50:43.480 That's what he says.

00:50:44.460 Exact opposite.

00:50:45.260 I don't think anyone wants to feel like they're getting kidnapped.

00:50:48.720 No.

00:50:49.260 You're mine.

00:50:49.940 This is not taken.

00:50:51.220 You're mine.

00:50:52.220 I'm good.

00:50:52.800 That doesn't work.

00:50:54.080 Hey, buddy, that doesn't work.

00:50:56.740 I don't think.

00:50:57.580 The seagulls on Finding Nemo?

00:50:58.720 That's why I'm like, I don't find shit like that cute.

00:51:01.200 That doesn't work.

00:51:02.060 It's just disgusting.

00:51:03.000 It makes you feel like subhuman.

00:51:04.660 Yeah.

00:51:04.920 Like possession.

00:51:05.900 Exactly.

00:51:06.360 You're not like a human being.

00:51:07.920 Yeah.

00:51:08.280 I got the biggest ick from one of my friend's boyfriends recently.

00:51:12.300 And I was like, what do you like about her?

00:51:14.720 Like, what did you fall in love with?

00:51:16.220 Like, what drew you to her?

00:51:18.220 And all he could come up with is, well, look at her.

00:51:23.840 That's it.

00:51:24.460 That's it?

00:51:25.540 Okay.

00:51:26.440 Okay.

00:51:27.000 There's a lot more to her than that.

00:51:29.920 Okay.

00:51:31.900 You're like, good luck.

00:51:33.120 Oh, he kind of sucks while he's sitting there.

00:51:35.860 That's what I would have done.

00:51:38.380 It'll work out.

00:51:41.220 That's so weird and icky.

00:51:42.660 It was just sad.

00:51:43.680 It just made me more sad than anything because there's so much more to her than just look

00:51:48.000 at her.

00:51:48.400 I mean, look at her.

00:51:50.760 Okay.

00:51:51.120 Yeah.

00:51:51.280 She's hot.

00:51:52.000 I have been.

00:51:52.740 But what else?

00:51:53.880 She's kind.

00:51:55.100 She's intelligent.

00:51:56.660 What else?

00:51:57.720 He's like, oh.

00:51:58.860 And?

00:51:59.620 He's like, I don't really care about anything else.

00:52:02.780 And honestly, just go die.

00:52:06.140 That's so gross.

00:52:09.160 I think, too, like, that's a really good, like, measure, I think, for some men, especially

00:52:15.780 if they've been in relationships for a minute now.

00:52:19.400 Maybe not as long as the two of us, but, like, long enough where you should have something

00:52:24.460 at this point.

00:52:25.580 I think, like, if you're getting asked that question after six months and that's all you

00:52:29.900 can say, that's a red flag.

00:52:31.280 Literally.

00:52:31.940 That's what I mean.

00:52:32.980 Like, six months is a decent time.

00:52:33.840 Maybe after a month, okay, I'll cut you some slack.

00:52:36.400 But even then, like, after a month, you're still in the honeymoon phase, so you should have,

00:52:40.940 like, a laundry list of things that you love.

00:52:43.140 Yeah.

00:52:43.740 For the most part about your partner.

00:52:44.940 Let's do fun together.

00:52:46.180 Yeah.

00:52:46.360 Like, that's the easiest one.

00:52:48.060 Come on.

00:52:48.720 You said she's really funny or smart.

00:52:51.840 I just, it was the weirdest thing.

00:52:53.700 I'm like, okay.

00:52:55.100 Okay.

00:52:56.000 See how long you left.

00:52:56.880 Okay.

00:52:57.280 I'm going to talk shit on you when you leave.

00:52:58.720 Yeah.

00:52:59.340 On a podcast.

00:53:00.740 I'm going to text my friend about it later.

00:53:04.420 Yuck.

00:53:04.860 It's going to work out.

00:53:05.660 Okay.

00:53:06.220 This last one says, I just hit her with, you're top tier, ma.

00:53:11.200 She says, thank you.

00:53:12.460 And next time I swipe up, I start a conversation.

00:53:15.940 I mean.

00:53:17.480 It's giving nothing.

00:53:18.740 Yeah.

00:53:19.640 It's giving bare minimum.

00:53:20.900 But that's also the least problematic, I feel like, comment I saw on this entire thing.

00:53:26.840 Because he's just, like, complimenting her and then he starts a conversation and then.

00:53:30.920 Okay.

00:53:31.840 That's what I, that's my point.

00:53:33.660 They overcomplicate things.

00:53:35.120 Yeah.

00:53:35.160 It is really that simple.

00:53:36.280 Like, if you just, if you talk to her and you listen and you engage and you're respectful.

00:53:41.640 It's not that hard.

00:53:42.740 You're probably more than likely going to enter a relationship at some point with her.

00:53:48.580 Like, because women are so, well, I want to say women are so amazing, which is true.

00:53:55.840 But women also, like, the bar is in hell.

00:53:58.900 Because we have people like this.

00:54:00.960 I know.

00:54:01.380 Like, it really only takes, like, the one guy being like, oh, don't be a bitch.

00:54:04.300 I'm like, maybe be a bigger bitch.

00:54:06.100 Yeah.

00:54:06.540 Like, I would love someone in touch with their emotions.

00:54:09.460 That's kind.

00:54:10.540 Yeah.

00:54:11.160 Empathetic.

00:54:11.520 Like, yeah.

00:54:12.100 Like, bitch.

00:54:13.160 Like, okay, don't be a bitch.

00:54:15.960 Be one.

00:54:16.220 Then I'm not your girl.

00:54:17.120 Be one.

00:54:18.020 Yeah.

00:54:18.520 If you don't like that trait, I'm not the girl for you.

00:54:20.920 I can tell you that much.

00:54:22.440 I think it's, I think it also speaks to, to, like, their intentions when they're extremely

00:54:31.380 superficial in how they approach women.

00:54:33.740 It's very, like, you're not approaching her because you, like, I mean, obviously attraction

00:54:38.340 is a part of it, but, like, you know, physical, physical attraction is a part of it, obviously.

00:54:43.220 But, like, there's so much more, like you said, to women than just what they look like.

00:54:48.800 Yeah.

00:54:49.000 So, like, if you, like, are trying to cut corners like that, it's pretty obvious what

00:54:53.900 your intentions are.

00:54:54.940 It is.

00:54:55.500 Which is not to, like, enter a relationship of any kind.

00:54:59.220 No.

00:54:59.680 And we can see through that.

00:55:01.040 Like, women are trained to trust your instincts and your gut.

00:55:06.380 We have no choice.

00:55:07.240 We have no choice.

00:55:07.880 Like, it's either that or end up dead.

00:55:10.040 Literally.

00:55:10.420 A lot of times.

00:55:11.160 Literally.

00:55:11.420 So, we have such strong instincts.

00:55:14.960 Yeah.

00:55:15.060 So, a lot of times we know if it's ingenuine.

00:55:18.320 Truly.

00:55:19.100 And even if she, if she's unsure, she'll ask her friends and then she'll get some clarity

00:55:25.800 even more so.

00:55:27.040 And it's also, it reminds me of that, um, I saw a TikTok once of this guy doing, like,

00:55:31.320 street interviews and he, which is just the worst.

00:55:35.680 There's, like, maybe two people I can think of off the top of my head that aren't terrible

00:55:39.720 that do those.

00:55:40.900 But, like, uh, he was like, who gets hurt more when people cheat?

00:55:45.160 Is it men or women?

00:55:46.300 And then she said men.

00:55:48.060 And he was, like, shocked to hear that.

00:55:51.020 And he's like, why would you say that?

00:55:52.000 And she's like, because men never expect it.

00:55:53.960 Men never expect to get cheated on.

00:55:55.100 Women always expect to get cheated on.

00:55:57.100 Women are so used to disappointment that they are never surprised when they're disappointed

00:56:03.220 by men.

00:56:04.280 So, like, yeah.

00:56:04.900 Are they hurt?

00:56:05.440 Yeah.

00:56:05.640 But are they surprised?

00:56:06.440 No.

00:56:06.820 Not even a little bit.

00:56:07.500 She's like, that's why you see TikToks of women being like, get ready with me to go

00:56:11.340 break up with my cheating boyfriend.

00:56:13.120 I love those.

00:56:14.160 It's, like, so normalized because women are so used to being let down.

00:56:18.000 Yeah.

00:56:18.440 By men.

00:56:18.840 Like, they have zero expectations for them anymore.

00:56:21.900 And she's like, but men never expect that to happen to them.

00:56:26.080 So, when it does, it, like, it just rocks their entire world.

00:56:29.900 Like, they're just, they're fucked up for life.

00:56:33.060 Like, so, for so long that they'll project that into future relationships onto other women.

00:56:39.040 And they'll be like, you're probably cheating on me.

00:56:40.660 And they'll, like, develop all these issues.

00:56:42.520 Not to say that women don't do that.

00:56:43.940 But, like, it's just, like, it happens so much more to women that women are like, well,

00:56:49.660 he was a piece of shit.

00:56:50.460 So, like, what do I expect?

00:56:52.600 Yeah.

00:56:53.020 Which is so sad.

00:56:54.260 That's so true.

00:56:55.620 Well, and it, like, it kind of plays into that question, too, where if you ask a guy,

00:57:00.460 like, what's worse, emotional cheating or physical cheating?

00:57:03.360 A lot of times they'll say physical.

00:57:05.680 Yeah.

00:57:06.360 Because, and that's very telling of how they look at their partner.

00:57:09.680 Period.

00:57:10.220 Property.

00:57:10.640 Exactly.

00:57:11.340 Like, you're more pissed off that someone else had what you have, your property.

00:57:15.720 Yeah.

00:57:16.120 Not the fact that, like, you know, it's very telling.

00:57:19.260 It's also, to that same point, it's indicative of how they have very little self-reflection

00:57:27.280 because they're, like, if they did admit that they were both bad, then they would have to

00:57:33.160 admit that they've emotionally cheated at one point or another.

00:57:36.400 And men do that so far off, so often, more, like, I don't want to speak to how women do it,

00:57:42.640 but I know men do it a lot.

00:57:43.760 But they emotionally cheat or at least make excuses for why it's not emotionally cheating.

00:57:47.980 Oh, it's just my work life.

00:57:49.080 Yeah.

00:57:49.540 Yeah.

00:57:50.100 They're like, oh, that's not the same thing or that's not a bad thing or whatever.

00:57:53.580 They justify reason with it however you will.

00:57:55.740 But, like, they do that so often that if they admitted that they're both the same,

00:58:00.000 they would have to admit that they've cheated at one point or another and they don't want to do that.

00:58:03.420 No.

00:58:03.600 Because that requires self-reflection.

00:58:04.740 Oh, I get so many stories where it'll be a guy that's, like, literally I remember this line from his post word for word.

00:58:13.360 It's, like, my wife has given me everything she has to offer, so I wanted to open up the relationship.

00:58:19.740 Oh, my God.

00:58:20.020 And so he asked for an open relationship.

00:58:23.160 And, like, she was bi, and so when he opened the relationship, he expected that she would only sleep with women.

00:58:31.580 Well, she started sleeping with men.

00:58:33.740 And he was pissed about it.

00:58:35.680 And it's, like, you're the one that asked for the open relationship because you wanted to have sex with other people.

00:58:39.940 And yet you're mad at her that she's doing exactly what you asked for.

00:58:43.380 Yeah.

00:58:44.220 Because it's a double standard.

00:58:46.320 And it's, like, it's basically the biggest form of a gotcha.

00:58:53.440 Like, you got yourself because you really thought that, like, she wasn't going to do it.

00:58:59.260 Because you really thought that she belongs to you.

00:59:02.940 Like, that's, she's yours.

00:59:04.680 And that's why, like, you can do it, but she can't do it.

00:59:07.640 Yeah.

00:59:08.240 It's, like, inappropriate for her to do it, but not for you because you're a man and she's a woman.

00:59:12.100 What?

00:59:12.780 That doesn't make any sense.

00:59:13.700 No.

00:59:14.280 And that's, like, guys who would cheat first.

00:59:15.860 And then it's, like, well, she cheated on me after.

00:59:17.900 It's, like, well, you just did the same thing.

00:59:20.780 At that point, it's PEMDAS.

00:59:22.240 Like.

00:59:23.320 Cancels out.

00:59:24.020 You know what I mean?

00:59:24.460 It's a wash at that point.

00:59:25.920 We're even.

00:59:26.780 Yeah.

00:59:27.100 I'm not saying you should do that, but, like, don't know why you get mad when you did it first.

00:59:31.400 You did the same thing.

00:59:32.560 If anything, you should be like, whew.

00:59:34.600 Thanks.

00:59:34.880 Now you can't be mad at me anymore because you did it.

00:59:36.840 No.

00:59:36.860 We're even.

00:59:37.700 Call it good.

00:59:38.740 That's kind of how I feel about, like, me and my boyfriend don't have hall passes or anything like that.

00:59:45.980 We don't have, like, celebrity crushes or anything.

00:59:48.580 Neither of us do.

00:59:49.320 And I was, I forget who I was talking about it with on the show recently, but I was, like, telling her, like, I don't have any literally because I feel like I could get anybody.

01:00:00.740 Well, and that's the thing.

01:00:01.620 I'm convinced.

01:00:02.300 They're attainable for you.

01:00:03.380 Yeah.

01:00:03.780 And that's where it's, like, you can't.

01:00:04.720 Before I had this job, I felt that way.

01:00:07.000 It's absolutely true.

01:00:08.100 Yeah.

01:00:08.320 It's absolutely true.

01:00:09.820 I mean.

01:00:10.240 Men are so easy.

01:00:11.080 You know.

01:00:11.540 You've been in the game a while now.

01:00:13.240 Well, and it's confidence.

01:00:14.280 Like, all you have to do is, like, it's confidence.

01:00:16.860 It totally is.

01:00:17.640 And if you have it, you can get anyone.

01:00:20.100 Because men are easy.

01:00:22.280 They just want a nice, warm place.

01:00:25.620 That's it.

01:00:26.440 Like a coconut.

01:00:27.380 Yeah.

01:00:28.560 Exactly.

01:00:32.480 Okay.

01:00:32.980 I think that's going to do it for this episode.

01:00:35.640 But, before we go, Miss Morgan, what would you say is, well, first I'll ask you an advice

01:00:43.100 question for anyone who's looking to build a podcast or looking to, like, contribute in

01:00:48.320 some way to the podcasting world.

01:00:49.920 Like, what would you say is your biggest piece of advice, considering it can be kind of a saturated

01:00:54.160 market right now?

01:00:55.000 It can be.

01:00:56.080 I actually just did a lot of research on this.

01:00:58.780 People want a solid niche.

01:01:00.960 They want a podcast that's going to offer them something.

01:01:03.840 It's not just another person speaking into the void.

01:01:07.200 They want to learn.

01:01:08.400 They want to grow while also being entertained.

01:01:10.860 So, if you have a niche that you're really passionate about, and you can be, like, a nanny

01:01:15.080 and talk about your nanny horror stories.

01:01:17.420 Like, you don't have to be an influencer.

01:01:20.060 The best podcasts come from people who have real, genuine experiences.

01:01:23.840 Like yourself.

01:01:24.620 You worked in the NFL.

01:01:26.680 Yeah.

01:01:27.060 Like, football.

01:01:27.680 What was that?

01:01:28.940 But, like, you're a real person.

01:01:30.960 Yeah.

01:01:31.300 And so, I think people are looking for genuine people right now.

01:01:35.620 Yeah, like personality.

01:01:36.620 Yeah.

01:01:37.060 So, hammer that down, and then go to YouTube.

01:01:39.920 There's so many YouTube videos on how to start a podcast.

01:01:43.100 Yeah.

01:01:43.640 And my course will be up in about a month.

01:01:45.820 Period.

01:01:46.760 Yeah.

01:01:47.100 We love that.

01:01:48.000 It'll be good.

01:01:48.720 I'm so happy that you came on the show.

01:01:50.960 I adore you.

01:01:51.540 Thank you for having me.

01:01:53.200 You're the best.

01:01:53.360 It's so relaxing.

01:01:54.580 You do have a very relaxing voice.

01:01:56.260 It's hard to listen to myself as I edit.

01:01:59.400 I'm like, oh, my God.

01:02:00.340 You're not used to listening to your voice yet?

01:02:02.260 No.

01:02:02.680 You've listened to hundreds of hours of your voice, I bet.

01:02:05.320 You never get used to it.

01:02:06.580 You don't think?

01:02:07.240 No.

01:02:07.580 I'm pretty used to mine.

01:02:08.940 I feel like I am.

01:02:09.980 Yours is cute, though.

01:02:10.820 I just feel like mine's so abrasive when I hear it back.

01:02:13.000 Not even.

01:02:14.160 You've got a great voice.

01:02:15.240 Yeah.

01:02:15.640 Thank you.

01:02:16.160 I feel like when I was in college and I was a journalism major.

01:02:20.900 That was one of my majors.

01:02:21.900 I had to record myself all the time, so I got used to watching myself on camera and listening

01:02:27.280 to myself.

01:02:27.760 Yeah.

01:02:28.420 And I fucking hated my voice at first.

01:02:31.800 I was like, oh, my God.

01:02:33.580 It's definitely not as bad, but for those out there, if you do start a podcast-

01:02:37.420 Yeah, it's going to be bad in the beginning.

01:02:38.540 It's brutal at the beginning.

01:02:39.120 Yeah, it's really bad in the beginning.

01:02:40.720 It gets better.

01:02:41.480 It does get better.

01:02:42.240 Especially if you start recording yourself, too.

01:02:44.740 So, like, seeing your face and stuff on camera is crazy.

01:02:48.680 I know this is not my good side.

01:02:50.720 Like, sorry.

01:02:51.760 Sorry, everyone.

01:02:53.980 It's okay.

01:02:56.380 I'm sorry.

01:02:57.140 This is my chair, Morgan.

01:02:58.220 I know.

01:02:58.900 I wasn't going to make you switch.

01:02:59.660 I wish I could have switched chairs with you.

01:03:01.840 I would never.

01:03:03.660 Queen.

01:03:04.340 Well, thank you so much to Morgan for coming on the comment section this week.

01:03:09.040 Where can everybody find you?

01:03:10.580 Two hot takes on everything.

01:03:12.900 Mm-hmm.

01:03:13.480 And enjoy.

01:03:14.740 It's a really fun podcast.

01:03:16.840 Yes.

01:03:17.160 Amazing community.

01:03:18.220 Period.

01:03:18.340 Like yours.

01:03:19.160 Love.

01:03:19.400 So, come join us.

01:03:19.980 Yes.

01:03:20.420 Please go watch and listen to and stream or whatever you want to call it.

01:03:25.240 Two hot takes on all streaming platforms and on YouTube.

01:03:28.500 Yeah.

01:03:29.220 Because Morgan has an incredible podcast.

01:03:31.720 It's so fun.

01:03:32.740 I've been on it a couple times.

01:03:34.320 Yeah.

01:03:34.920 So, it's been a blast, but thank you so much for coming on the show.

01:03:38.020 Thank you for having me.

01:03:38.940 You're the best.

01:03:39.540 I love you.

01:03:40.180 Love you.

01:03:40.900 And thank you all for joining us on this episode of the comment section show.

01:03:44.580 Don't forget, new episodes drop every Wednesday exclusively on Spotify.

01:03:48.940 I'll see you next week.

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