WHAT'S A MAN'S BIG THREE?? | Drew Afualo ft. Kamie Crawford | THE COMMENT SECTION EP 22
Summary
On this episode of the comment section, I sit down with one of my favorite podcasters, Miss Cammie Crawford, Miss Catfish, Universe, and Mr. Catfish. We talk about how she got her start as a podcaster and how she became one of the funniest people I've ever met. We also talk about her new book, F.I.R.A.K.E.S.E, and why she's the best.
Transcript
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What do you want people to know about f*** boys or f*** boys?
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Hey, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of the comment section show with me,
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Today, I'm with one of my faves, one of the first people to ever have me on her podcast,
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Miss Cammie Crawford, Miss Catfish, Miss Catfish, Universe, and Neve is Mr. Catfish.
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So my first week of my podcast, Relationship, I had to have Drew on to talk about anything,
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honestly, but we talked about f*** boys, and it was one of our best episodes that we've
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I promise you, people were so excited to see you on there.
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They're incredible, and honestly, funnier than me sometimes.
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I find it disrespectful for them to be so funny.
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But me and Cammie, we literally, I think I was like, God, not even.
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I was like only a few months into like being a creator.
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And I think we had you on probably in like October.
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Every time I see one of your videos, whenever I see the clip of somebody saying some bullshit.
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I literally told them, I'm like, that's me rebooting after I have to watch it.
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And I always have FOMO because I'm like, I could have seen Drew.
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Because sometimes I don't go to events because I'm like, I don't want to talk to anybody.
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Also, Cammie's Miss Sports Illustrated too this year.
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Everyone go look up Cammie's Sports Illustrated spread.
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But also, like, it was something that I had wanted for a really long time.
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Like, who thinks that something like that is going to happen for them?
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But like, also low-key, I think my Scorpio God complex, like, back in the day, was like,
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I tell people all the time how much I love Scorpio women.
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I think the only Scorpio man I really love is Chris Clemens.
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Yeah, the communication part was a little hard.
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One time my boyfriend told me, he's like, when we fight, like, you just talk so fast and you're
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so like, you have everything you want to say already and I can't keep on.
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Any time I want to annihilate someone between my Scorpio sun, my Scorpio Mercury, and my Virgo
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rising, I have listed, like, sheet protectors, laminated binders full of information.
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Sometimes I'll literally be like, do you really want to talk about that?
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Because we can, because I have several things I have to say, too, if you want to bring some
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But I feel like she was just trying to appease me.
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Because I stress so badly about things I can't control because that's my Virgo.
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And I just can't, I cannot even fathom thinking like that.
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Because I have the Virgo where nothing is turning out right.
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Everyone's going to know that nothing is right.
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Everyone's going to know that the smallest detail is missing.
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The smallest detail that nobody knows about except for me.
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And then the Scorpio is like existential dread.
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And then Libra's like, but it'll all work out in the end.
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And the Virgo and the Scorpio are like, shut up.
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That's why I'm genuinely like, but how do you know?
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That's why he's, it's like grounding for me to have a Libra.
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Chaos, but the rest of his chart like kind of balances it out because you know how like
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Like I, I, whenever I talk shit on astrological science, like some, like I started Capricorn
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slander once, like, and I was leading a hate train so much so that I got it to trend on
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Cause like, I just like have such a strong feeling about Capricorns.
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I don't have any feeling about Capricorns cause I feel like I don't meet any, except for
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the women and the women that I know are like bad-ass.
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And I always say to you, I'm like, this only applies to men.
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And a lot of people, I was like, what, what's the sign that gets the big like side eye from
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That's why they are quite simply, they're terrible.
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I think it's cause they're so emotionally in tune.
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Like most water signs are, but then they like manipulate you.
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They are so manipulative and they, because they are so emotionally in tune, they can really
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Oh, it's what would ever make you think that I wouldn't do that to you?
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And they're like, that seems like it's kind of on you.
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Have you had experiences with boys in the past?
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I feel like it's, I feel like it's a rite of passage for women who unfortunately like
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And that is why I was thinking about this the other day.
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If I was given the choice at birth, what do you want to like?
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You think I would have put myself through this?
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And then they have the nerve to ask us, what do we bring to the table?
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That's why I said, you don't even have a seat on this table.
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The whole, what do you bring to the table argument, I've shot down a million times, but I always
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tell people like, you don't have a seat at this table, so don't worry about what's being
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Because like, you don't even know where the restaurant is.
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It's like, and only the like worst types of men ask questions like that.
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The ones on TikTok that make these long drawn out videos.
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And it was about the fact that I am not doing wifey shit anymore.
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Because after being in a five year long relationship where all I was doing was wifey shit and I
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didn't end up with a ring or wifey status and you still want to act up.
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Now moving forward in my dating life, I'm not doing wifey shit anymore.
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And I had a bunch of men being like, well, we're not doing husband shit anymore.
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When were you ever doing anything that qualifies as husband shit?
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They're like, I was about to start and I saw this video and now I'm never going to do
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And I literally had to tell them like, this does not apply to you because I would never
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The amount of times I've had to say that, dude.
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I've literally said like, it'll never not be funny to me when you have someone who's
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But you know that I was getting the opposite comment.
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I was getting, she's pretty, but she's never going to be able to get a man.
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Just the audacity in general, like to think that you're even in the same lane.
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That's why I'm so like, oh, it, it, it always kill.
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They're like, oh, like a woman, like, like this kind of behavior, like you can, you're
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That's why I made one to these, like, that's not like, like if you were my girl, she's not.
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Take that thought, go ahead and pluck it out of there and throw it in the trash.
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First of all, because you could never bag that.
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So you don't need to worry about what she's wearing.
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It's genuinely so like quitting before you get fired.
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They're like, you're not even looking in their direction.
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They're like, just so you know, I would never date you in a million years.
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Well, that's you being, that's you being superficial.
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Like they literally turn the tables on you every single time.
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They're like, well, actually that's a little different.
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And I've talked about this before, but like the whole idea of like creating a fantasy
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And they're literally like, the girl's like, I want a man who's rich.
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And he's like, oh, I just want to get to know you.
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I'm like, girl, you're acting this out for yourself.
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And then you go, how many times has this happened?
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Cause in make believe land, anything's possible.
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I mean, like if I closed my eyes and imagined I could make up anything in my head.
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They're all just copy, paste, copy, paste, copy, paste over and over and over again.
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Saying the same thing, regurgitating the same thing.
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I would never date you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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And it's also like, clearly the plane that was boarding with the point, you missed it.
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And you missed it because they'll be like, well, if you're not showing men what it is that
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you can do, how are they supposed to know if they want to wife you up or not?
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Clearly, I'm not saying that I'm just going to meet a man and just sit there and look
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But what I'm saying is I'm not going to be finding you a therapist, doing your laundry,
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Look, see, my fucking jewelry can't even take this.
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Doing all the things and then getting nothing, getting zero benefits.
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Well, because you don't need them for anything else.
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That's why I said we've reached a point now where women don't need you to get a bank account
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or buy a home or buy a car, which is what we needed for so long.
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That's why I'm like, I'm like, you mean during like when women had no rights, like when women
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But that's why with stuff like that, you have to like, just be nice now.
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They're like, you just want a one percenter, man.
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I mean, I'm not going to say no, but at the same time, that's not what I said.
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I said, be nice and respectful and don't be a bigot.
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You guys have such high standards, which is, and it's the bar is like so remarkably low.
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I've talked about this before with other guests, but like when you ask single women
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and who are interested in men and they want to date men, what they're looking for.
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You're like, what are you looking for in a man?
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They'll literally be like someone who's like nice, respectful, clean, you know what
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Like doesn't believe that putting soap suds between their ass cheeks is more than enough.
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Uses a washcloth, like, you know, real base level.
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And then if you ask the same kind of dude, like who's also single, but terrible, what
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I want big titties, no tummy, big act, like no attitude.
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And that's how I was like, that's how you know the bar's in hell.
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Are you willing to trade in exchange for maybe something else?
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It's like, it's, it's truly like, that's why I'm like, hold your standards high.
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These riffraff, like they'll, they'll literally wash to the side and you'll find somebody who
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So we're going to go into these videos, but for those of you who are new, what we like
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to do here on the comment section is we like to take videos that I was tagged in that
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are applicable to our topic and we bring them here.
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That's like on my, the, my top of my to-do list all the time.
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So this first video, I just like to give summaries of them.
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It says, when you say something like, I just took a shower and they say without me, it's
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Or when you send like a selfie and they say, go lower.
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When you're talking about something random and they say, my parents aren't home and they
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They always say this kind of stuff when you talk to them at night, especially, right?
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Sir, I have a $40 body scrub and I am literally lathered from head to toe in shaving cream.
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I have a Joe Malone candle burning and I've got a nice playlist going and you being a
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You're like, oh, I'm getting ready to go to a funeral and they're like, without me?
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You're mourning the loss of your father without me?
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Actually, I just had explosive diarrhea and now I'm cleaning myself.
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Like, let me just say, like, I'm literally digging for treasure right now.
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I'm desecrating graves and they're like, what are you wearing though?
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I've talked about icks before a little bit on my podcast with my sister.
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One of them is like when men plug their nose and jump into water.
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I hate when they wake up and their eyes are so beady and they have the crust.
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When they're falling asleep, he was literally falling asleep and then was trying to act
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Or you go to the movies with them and they start falling.
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What if somebody came in to attack us right now?
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Stand up like a vampire and just stay awake 24-7.
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Like, when they come out of it a little, like...
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No, what's worse is, like, when you shake them awake and they're scared and they're not expecting it.
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But, look, is that not the same as, like, showering without me?
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Actually, I had a nightmare and you were in it.
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I mean, that's, like, my biggest one right now.
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I thought she was going to be like, let's unpack.
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What is it about male vulnerability that makes you disgusted?
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I attribute, like, icks to, like, them looking silly to me.
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It folds in on itself whenever I see them do certain things.
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The one I described on one of my other episodes and people were like...
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It was literally when men are, like, enjoying themselves at a concert by themselves.
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Like, it's like a dude that, like, came up, tagged along.
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I just want to, like, literally run up and deck them.
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I think it's because men just irritate the absolute shit out of me all the time, so...
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The government is taking my rights away and you're having fun?
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Have you noticed, too, that a lot of men twitch in their sleep?
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I saw someone literally say that's the lies trying to leave their body.
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Sometimes they accidentally hit you in their sleep.
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I just, and then I just, honestly, another ick.
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Sometimes, as a Scorpio, I just want to be by myself.
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And I also don't want to have to explain to you, so I'm also a bad communicator.
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So I'm not going to tell you that I need to be left alone.
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But if you stick around far past the due date, you're like, girl.
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I think purposely, they, like, don't take the hint that you want them to leave.
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But then when they want, then they make all these videos about post-nut syndrome and, like,
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Honestly, before that, and even more so after, they're like, get out.
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That's why I know men like that who say things like that, make videos, like, terrible like
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Is literally, I'm like, I know for a fact you have no bitches because, like, no woman acts
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Like, I know for a fact you don't have, you get no puss whatsoever.
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Because if you did, you would know that women don't act that way.
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Especially if it's, like, a friends with benefits situation or whatever.
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After a sleep, they literally put their clothes on and leave.
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The most, like, it's the most intense form of delusion that they have.
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Do you think that we're in love with you after five minutes of fame?
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It took longer for me to shower, but, like, that's fine.
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I genuinely, when I was younger, whenever dudes, like, wouldn't catch the hint,
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when I was with friends, like, you know, sometimes you're, like, a wingman,
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so you go with your friends so they can hook up with someone,
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and then you're kind of just, you're like, this is a business trip.
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I'm here to entertain you for a minute so that you don't try to play Xbox
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You and I can talk across from each other on the couch.
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So when I would go with my friends to these, like, meet and greets,
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I'd sit there, and then sometimes if they came over to my house,
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then I'd have to, like, entertain them like a baby.
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You're like, do you like, what do you like to watch on TV?
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Yeah, they're like, what are you going to school for?
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If they, like, didn't catch the hint, I'd literally be like,
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Because sometimes they won't read the room, and it's infuriating.
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I want to watch The Great British Bake Off, and I want you to get out.
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Literally, I want to take my bra off and lay down.
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Like, I genuinely would be like, all right, time for you guys to go.
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So, the comments on this video, like, this first one says, they always want to be the
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crustiest dudes, too, who say things like that.
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It's the, can I, where my hug at type of dudes.
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They're like, or, like, when you're really, really mean to them because you don't like
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And then they're like, girl, you're always playing around.
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I was talking to this guy that my friend was talking to the other day and she FaceTimes
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me and he takes her phone and starts talking to me.
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That I literally was like, you're bothering me.
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I said, no, actually, you're getting on my nerves.
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They're like, oh, your friend's like, she's like kind of a serious one, huh?
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Can't believe my friend is allowing you to get on top of her.
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Like, my friend deserves better, I guess is what I'm trying to say.
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I guess I think like you're disgusting is probably like where I'm getting.
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So, like, sometimes I hate, like, I genuinely be like, nah, I just hate you, dude.
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Whatever makes you the most uncomfortable where you have to exit the situation right away.
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I just can't even, can you imagine the delusion to be like, oh my God, she's, she's literally
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So you being like quirky, you playing hard to get.
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Because I genuinely don't know how to not be myself.
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And if I'm feeling something, I have to share it.
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I say all the time, like, if I didn't like you, you wouldn't have to guess.
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Like, you wouldn't have, you wouldn't have to be like, I wonder if she.
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Because I've definitely met people, especially girls who are like, I didn't know if you liked
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And if you think that I don't like you, you're probably right.
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I'm like, I get even more like, I'm so like, oh man, I don't even care.
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And when they ask too, and they're like, you, you don't, you don't with me.
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And then they go, ah, like, dude, it's just like a never ending.
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Sometimes I'll have, um, men who like know my boyfriend, like whether they like work in
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the same area or they like known him prior to him dating me.
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Sometimes they're like, oh, like, um, I, I get nervous around your girlfriend.
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If you have to guess, chances are, I probably don't.
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Well, whatever you're feeling right now on point, I, that's what I'm saying.
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Like you, you wouldn't like a healthy dose of fear.
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Like if they're, a lot of them are afraid of me.
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A lot of my boyfriend's friends are afraid of me, which is okay.
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You know what I realized in my last relationship that his best friend wasn't afraid of me one
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time towards the end, literally the last week of our relationship, he came up to us.
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We were out at a party and he comes up to us and did not acknowledge me.
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And I'm looking at him like, yes, he's met you before.
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You're just going to come up to him and start having a conversation.
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And that's when I realized, oh, something's up here.
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Because you're also allowing him to not acknowledge me.
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When you're in a group and like someone comes up to the one person.
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And they don't even try to acknowledge the other people.
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Like I just, I just do it out of reaction because I hate when people do it to me.
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Like if they never address me personally or they're not like, oh, I'm so and so by the
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But I feel like the guy friends especially need to have a certain amount of fear because
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If they have a little bit of fear and respect for you, honestly.
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When I first started dating my boyfriend, we were dating, I think, probably like three
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And then we became like official, like actual boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Um, and then one of his like friends at the time, he's no longer friends with this person
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for obvious reasons, but he like was telling him like, oh, are you still, he's like, oh,
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Mind you, this guy's in a relationship, a committed relationship.
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And he goes, oh, he goes, well, he literally, my boyfriend told me this.
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He told him like, oh, well like, yeah, like have fun, but like, don't commit to her.
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And then he was like, first of all, this is in your goddamn business.
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I already committed to her because he asked me to be his girlfriend like the week before
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And he was like, yeah, that's, he tried to tell him to just fuck around with me and not
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And then my, my boyfriend's never been that kind of guy.
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So he was like, I don't think I like this guy anymore.
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But I think also one thing, I think all guys who have girlfriends are like, are in a committed
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There's always that one friend that's going to literally ruin your relationship.
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You don't have one good sound mind in the group.
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Like in a girl's group chat, there's usually at least one sound bitch in the group.
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I always, you know, I don't like to be devil's advocate all the time.
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I'm always willing to put, you know, the gat in the trunk and go pull up at his house.
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With some eggs and some teepee and some feathers.
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But occasionally when my friends are tripping, I'll be like, you're tripping.
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So if I'm saying you should apologize, you should apologize.
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But for those guy friends that are like that to their friends and relationships, you see
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Like you see that she's got shit going for herself.
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You know, there's nothing out here because you're still out here scoundrel.
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Literally single and looking everywhere for anything under a rock.
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Sometimes I, I, it's, the line gets very thin with stuff like that.
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And I've talked, and I've talked about that before with you too, as far as like famous
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dudes as, as well, like athletes or actors or singers or artists, whatever.
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Um, like when regular, regular dudes who don't have fame and fortune and all of that, when
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they hear that you have like talked to men of influence at some point, they're always
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I, I had NFL players hitting me up when I was literally 19, when I was 20.
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So just like you, I mean, just like you, they're really easy, except the differences.
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Sometimes girls ask me, girl, how do I bag an athlete?
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Honestly, if you're dead in the room, you could still have a chance.
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That's how like, if you're a ghost, you probably could still do it.
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I'll be like, that's why I said proximity and like disinterest is like the biggest way
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If you don't know who they are, you've never seen them play.
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I have had conversations with people and had these guys' favorite rappers come up and
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stand there and stare at me, waiting for me to acknowledge them.
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This is why we have to protect the American family.
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We need to make sure there's a man in the house.
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Because look what y'all sons are doing running the streets like that.
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So this next video is basically someone saying how guys will tell girls, don't tell people
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Like, basically, they want all the perks of a relationship and the responsibility or accountability
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But if that girl were to go off and starts talking to another guy or starts dating, they
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They're literally like, I thought it was just me and you.
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It's a weird double standard that guys can mess around and be F boys, but girls can't do anything.
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Women are not held to the same standards as men?
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I was watching a video about this the other day about, like, how women have been taught
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to date in the complete opposite way that men have.
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If women are dating, it's like you have to have one person that you're dating and you
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But when men are dating, like, and obviously, this is a very binary sense, but when men are
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dating, they're taught to date multiple girls at once until you find the one.
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So you're royal oats because you're so important.
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But, like, women are taught to cater to one guy because if you're dating multiple guys,
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And if they also, if they date one guy and he's the worst, like, for whatever reason,
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they're supposed to stay and take care of him because what if he's going through something?
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And it only applies to women because as soon as men...
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They literally give birth to a child that is also yours and they leave.
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So, like, you want me to stay and you don't have a job?
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First of all, I had COVID and you weren't there for me.
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And you didn't even hit me up to ask me if I was cool.
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So, like, that's why I'm saying, like, yeah, the ride or die mentality.
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It's like they are conditioned to believe that they have to endure the harshest, most
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emotionally abusive conditions and labor it because they're women and that's their job
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And then you'll see these men be like, well, my mom and dad have been together for 40 years
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and she rode through him with everything that...
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First of all, your father was emotionally and physically abusive.
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And your mother needed to be able to get a bank account.
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You're telling me if your mom had the opportunity, now she wouldn't leave him and go find somebody
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And that's why even now, like, you're seeing people who have been together for how long,
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And they're able to, like, go out on their own and work for themselves and own their own
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I'm like, those, that's, I would rather be alone.
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They're like, my grandparents were together for 55 years.
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Were you like, your grandparents were together before the invention of toilet paper?
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So, like, maybe I'm not taking advice from them.
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Your grandma wore, like, long johns to bed instead of underwear, like...
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Like, I really don't give a damn what she's doing.
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She didn't know what divorce papers looked like.
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I think the pickings were slimmer back then, I would assume.
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The opportunity was not as, like, prevalent as it is now to, like, go out and be on your
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Also, chances are your grandmother was 17 and your grandfather was 35.
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God, like, people were emotionally and mentally, like, in the confines of these relationships.
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That's why I said, are you paying me what therapists make?
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Because then maybe, yeah, we can hang out for an hour twice a week.
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Like, and you pay me 50 grand, and then I will tell you...
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And I'm going to take all these notes, and then I'm going to say...
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So, the comments on this video, this first one says, or, um, if he or she doesn't want
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others to know about your relationship, just leave.
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Like, if men are like, we're not together, but we're together.
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So, if a man wants to be with you and wants to lock you down and doesn't want anybody else
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to have you, he's going to do the things that it takes to make that happen.
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Like, they have to divide and conquer at all times in the worst ways most of the time.
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So, if it's been months and you still don't know what this is, it's because it's nothing.
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Like, if they're not lost, they're not like, well, maybe...
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Like, that's the sad truth because I've had to give that advice to people and they're like,
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well, what do I do if, like, he treats me so well when we're alone?
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He's ashamed of you to some extent because he won't claim you.
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It's like a weird term, but he will not tell other people that you're with him.
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And don't you want someone that's proud to be with you?
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So, I'm always like, if he wanted to, he would.
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It sucks because some people are like, well, that's not always the case because...
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Listen, I'm never going to waste my time being with someone I have to convince to want to be with me.
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And in college, I knew his high school friends.
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But once we got to college, he wouldn't take me around his college friends.
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So, his argument was, when I finally have time with you, I just want to spend time with you.
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But in the back of my mind, I'm like, but you're not introducing me to the people that you talk to me about all the time.
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Not that they would have added respect for me if I was around them, but at least there would be some familiarity there.
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And also, I don't know what bitches you think that you have a girlfriend or don't know if you have a girlfriend.
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And so, I finally told him, I was like, I feel like you're treating me like a runaway slave.
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Like, I feel like you're hiding me in the basement.
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And you're just feeding me bread and cheese every three days.
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And that got to me because I was just like, I deserve to be with somebody who wants to
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be able to be seen with me and show other people and introduce me.
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And if this person doesn't want you to be a part of their circle, are you really even
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And like, you have to be conscious of the fact that this person could be trying to play
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out a narrative for other people that doesn't have you in it.
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When you're in the confines of your own little home and like your hookup situation.
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And that's why they should take pride in having you.
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Because like, sometimes I would post videos about what my boyfriend has done for me.
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And they're like, man, like, if he wanted to, he would.
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Like, you know, when they take pride in your relationship and they're happy to have you,
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they feel lucky to have you because that's how they should feel because you're a prize.
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And it's always like, whenever I would tell them about what my boyfriend does for me,
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sometimes they'll be like, well, what do you do for him?
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Every morning at 5 a.m., I kick him in the face and tell him he's a bitch.
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That's why I was like, when you're in a dog cage, when you're in a grownup relationship,
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you can come back here and then we can talk about it.
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Cause you have no idea what it takes to be in a grownup relationship.
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Or the, the ones who, when they say, if he wanted to, he would.
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And then the people who are like, well, maybe he doesn't know how.
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Well, it's like, it's not my job to like, wait around for you to figure it out.
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So that's why I'm always like, they're like, what should I do?
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And if he really wants to, he'll do something about it.
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But you also have to acknowledge as a woman, why you think that you deserve less.
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Because that could be an even deeper conversation that you need to have internally.
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And figure out why you think that you don't deserve to have it all.
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Or why you think that it's not accessible to you to be able to have it all.
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Especially about like when they're like, why do I always gravitate towards men who don't want to commit to me?
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And they kind of like call me in in the fourth quarter like they always do.
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And I said, well, you have to ask yourself, why do you think that you, that's what you deserve?
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That's like you, you think that you don't deserve anything better than that.
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So you need to raise your standards, raise your bar.
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And the way you look at yourself, you need to tell yourself, I deserve the best.
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No one's ever going to love you like you love you, girl.
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So I always tell them, choose yourself first always because then the men that are worth your time and worth their salt will literally step up and it won't be a chore to like take care of you, to love you, to support you.
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Like some of these men swear emotional support is like the heaviest lift.
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To support you, to uplift you, to empower you, to be like, I'm proud of you.
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Like, man, like, um, words of affirmation is your love language.
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It doesn't have like an acts of service is not like, Oh, I need you to be serving me on a soda.
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It's just like little things, little things, little things like making your coffee in the morning and stuff.
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You could have a bad bitch like Cammy if you just stopped.
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And be weary of the men that try to make you think that you don't deserve those things.
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It's like the brainwashing that takes place when you start dating guys who are like, Oh, well, you need emotional availability.
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I'm like, you deserve the best to hold out for the best.
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Because if you give these stray cats an inch, they will take a mile.
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We used to call one of my friends the stray cat girl because she would feed those strays like crazy.
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I'd be like, this guy literally doesn't wear shoes.
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But she was dating a guy once that broke into her home to go use her shower because he didn't have a home.
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And for me, on the flip side of that, for me, I literally cut this one dude off I was talking to for a long time
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because he made up a word in front of me and I just couldn't do it.
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He used to say conversated all the time, though, which is another made up word.
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And he made it up in front of me in the midst of telling me, like, how he's, like, super smart.
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I was just like, well, I said, what did you say?
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And he repeated it to me and I go, that's what I thought you said.
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Unfortunately, that's exactly what I thought you said.
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It's funny because now I'm booked for, like, the rest of 2017.
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I literally told, that's why I told my wife, we used to tell her she feeds strays all the time.
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A man broke into your house because he didn't have access to running water in this country.
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Like, he was literally like, oh, yeah, that was me.
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He jumped the fence and went in through the back door.
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Because she hooked up with him a few more times.
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Some of the amount of times I've been like, stand up, bitch.
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That's why I've literally talked about it on my last couple episodes where, like, sometimes
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girls will be like, why don't you talk about these men?
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I'm like, first of all, that's not what they come to my show to see.
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But second of all, it's like the most, like, basic level shit.
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And my friend Isaiah was like, he's like, oh, this is the one.
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They're like, you should be respectful to women.
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Because I feel like they know what gets us off.
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They have like a sixth sense about vulnerability.
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So like, they can sense from a mile away if you really want to be with someone.
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And then just rip that rug right out from under you.
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But like, for me, I told them like how they react to you when you're not happy.
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Very indicative of what kind of partner they're going to be.
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Or the ones that like, and I've experienced this too, that try to like manage you.
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Like when you're upset and they'll like, they immediately try to come up with a solution.
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Whenever they're going through something like, I want to fix.
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But I feel like in a relationship and you learn this as you date people and like learn
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what their love languages are and what they're, how they are emotionally.
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Like you learn that sometimes I don't need you as my man to fix things for me.
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And like, I know that my sisters aren't bitches, but if I'm coming to you and being
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like, my sister's such a bitch, I can't stand her.
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She's, I don't need you to come in and be like, she's not a bitch.
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Like whenever, or like you're going through a work issue and you're like, I'm just going
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My communicative language is a lot different than my boyfriend's.
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I can't believe that this isn't keeping you up all night.
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I can't believe you didn't punch your time card like me.
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I think that's going to do it for this episode.
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