Elbows Up? NOPE... Pucker Up! EP#376
Summary
On this episode of the Cranky Canuck Podcast, Cranky canuck takes a look at the idiocy of some of the so-called "Erosion Brigade" and how they have done nothing but cater and pander to our American friends.
Transcript
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a good evening ladies and gentlemen it's a beautiful first of july 2025 coming up this
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episode of the christian podcast episode 376 that's right happy canada day out there to my
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canadians but uh this episode is called elbows up nope pucker up yes of the so-called elbows
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up brigade has done nothing but cater and pander to our american friends tsk tsk tsk how do you
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boomers feel now i wonder oh my god all that more about the show listener of your discretion will
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be advised because i will swear smoke cigarettes and make fun of the people that brought these clowns
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hit it sweetheart because i am hard you will not like me
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from western canada this is the crusty canuck podcast a canadian veterans point of view
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on political social economic issues and life here's crusty
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that's right ladies and gentlemen welcome to the christian podcast elbows up nope pucker up suckers
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that's right and this podcast is also brought to you in part by and supported by
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veterans supreme network that's right stand to veterans for freedom and coming soon
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veterans for freedom tv that's right ladies and gentlemen hi everybody i'm your host crusty
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happy canada day out there to all my canadian listeners and viewers and subscribers
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and patriots and veterans alike well done on this wonderful canada day so far we've made it
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so far we're with our heads still intact you know round of applause out there too
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help the algorithm out help us canucks get our words out there so basically as the title card
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said elbows up right remember the big campaign they had back in april because everyone was so
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scared of the big bad orange man down south you know donald trump wanting canada
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be the first to first date and all this great stuff well it's not going to happen anytime soon
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because we both know annexation only happens if you volunteer it or if it's done by force
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which i highly doubt is going to happen anytime in the near future however okay we remember the
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rhetoric that went on during the election about how where this is canada we can't do this and we
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can't allow that and i'm going to say this one more time ladies gentlemen because i've engaged some
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people on my threads feed who have said the convoy was nothing but a bunch of morons and creating
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third world uh problems in the city of ottawa and they scared the citizens of ottawa with their
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protests and i like to remind those individuals if you're listening to this show how many protests
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have gone in every major city in this country okay that have talked about death to a certain group of
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people how many protests have gone on in toronto montreal vancouver and other cities that have talked
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about death to a certain group of people now what do the trucker convoy do they talk about death to
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anybody in particular they talk about death to a certain group of people they talk about death and
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destruction in regards to uh anyone's livelihood in this country other than what the government was
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perpetuating down our throats for the better part of two fucking years i ask you that okay i ask you
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that listen to that and think about that carefully okay think about that very very carefully and think
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about the people that have put their asses on the line for this great nation okay yours truly friends
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of mine buddies of mine people i fucking buried and you have the audacity to prepare the convoy to some
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kind of third world upheaval what kind of arrogance do you honestly fucking live in to think about that
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kind of bullshit to make that kind of comparison and i ask you this too tell me how many third world
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countries have you visited recently that compare all right i'll wait
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think about it the sheer arrogance of some people who sit there and just dismiss the convoy as it's
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oh my goodness it was so terrible oh i was so frightened for my life now fuck off
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no really fuck off like smash the bubble you live in really smash that bubble right now because it's
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going to be much harder if someone has to smash it for you you know what i'm saying anyway i'm not
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going to sit and get angry over this stuff all the time it's just it's it's just pathetic there's
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people out there a bit younger than me and my age and even a bit older who think oh my god that place
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was so scary how oh that was just so terrible how could we let that happen and yet you'll sit by
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and you'll watch people throw bricks and take shots at synagogues oh that's fine that's okay oh yeah
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that's that's freedom of expression right well some people's kids anyway without getting angry
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so we've heard in the news that my well my last episode i talked about the whole
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issue when it came to the dst the three percent uh tax they want to give to american techies
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when they're working in canada per se and that includes f facebook that includes this program
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that i want here the stream and everything else that we hold dear when it comes to communicating back
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and forth okay and donald trump rightfully so more or less told the canadians you either smarten up
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or we don't negotiate anymore now i guess the canadian government rescinded the tax they rescinded
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it all because i guess there was supposed to be a big payout come yesterday and they rescinded it
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because that wasn't gonna be a big payout right so make a long story short they're basically eating
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crow right now ladies and gentlemen our beloved elected officials you know the elbows up crowd
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elbows up the chicken dance you know that thing we used to do when we were kids okay that little fun
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get-togethers they're eating it now and it's fucking glorious it is glorious why is it glorious
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because a lot of us said to these people that want to elect the new liberal brand again
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you know the the whole justin trudeau 2.0s right are now eating it they won't admit it in public right
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it's on summer break now they got to have another holiday to recharge their batteries per se
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okay but it's not working we're seeing through the bullshit that's what it is excuse me right so
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this candidate let's be thankful that we still have politicians and people like-minded that want to get
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down to the brass tacks and get things done as they should okay and you have to admit though the
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mainstream media is starting to catch on a bit to the blarney carney isms and the whole liberal bs
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okay i remember when liberalism actually meant something where you do you i do me and that's
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fine no one cares right but like i said on my threads feed all these pro clenchers sitting there
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saying that the convoy was all about freedom right it was dumb to want freedom is it really dumb to want
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freedom is it dumb to get rid of mandates that are medically and bureaucratically and legally
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unforced on you you better take this or else you better do this or else we all remember those years
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to get the shot to not to get the shot to get the jibby jab to not get the jibby jab then if you don't
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get the jibby jab you don't get to have this you don't get the jibby jab you don't get to have that
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oh but we're not forcing it on you that's not that's not enforcing anything on you
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bullshit okay bullshit and the thing is too it's amazing how how many other canucks out there
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still forget what happened those years when it came to that whole issue with the jibby jab
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okay i lost a job because someone didn't like my opinion on the whole thing i got tired of wearing
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the mask i got tired of actually wanting to work the face covering on it just it just didn't sit
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right with me and i complained about it and i got let go because you're just not the material we're
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looking for right what a bunch of fucking shit right how many other people lost a job lost
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opportunity because someone didn't like your opinion great experiment right that great experiment
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failed because people started catching on started waking up smelling the coffee right so let us
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remember this canada day don't let their arrogance cloud your judgment to love this country right
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back after this stay updated and follow crusty canuck on facebook twitter gab telegram youtube
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and you're back ladies and gentlemen episode 376 of the crusty canuck podcast
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elbows up nope pucker up that's right i'm your host crusty canuck and if you like and hear what you see
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excuse me i had a big dinner my wife made a beautiful roast beef dinner this evening
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beautiful kind of like a tradition we have in in our little household here every july 1st every
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candidate we have a beautiful dinner and we'll sit and watch some television now i'm working tomorrow
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so we would eventually go to see the fireworks so i was not working tomorrow but i am i'm up bright
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and early doing my job for a king and country oh no pun but long story short i gotta pay the bills
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so i can't afford to go out tonight we're past about 10 o'clock because i gotta get at least a
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five hour of sleep for my shift tomorrow i gotta have my five hours sleep right because if i don't
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then i don't function properly and things don't get done and people get mad and upset and i don't want
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that right i'd rather fight for this country anyway anyway i'm digressing carrying on so the
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whole elbows up no pucker up right that's what it is basically mr carney talks a great game we've all
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seen him try to skate with the edmonton oilers that was uneventful to say the least you know but
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anyhow i'm gonna read an article here from uh the digital services tax this basically comes from
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um uh where is it here that's the title economic times and i'll leave this article in my description
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ladies and gentlemen for use to ponder at your leisure right and i'll just read along i need one
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of those little bouncing balls there remember that when we were kids follow the bouncing ball when
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they're singing a song you know i mean but i'll give the low down here on what is going on so
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but uh this is just incredible so like i said this is from the economic times uh published there uh
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yesterday or two days ago okay and uh just carry on here too the synopsis basically the canadian
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government eliminated the digital services tax on june 29th aiming to revive trade negotiations with
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the u.s uh correction with the united states prime minister mark carney and president trump
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agreed to resume discussions targeting a deal by july 21st 2025 the move followed trump's threat
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on tariffs on canadian goods in response to the tax on u.s tech companies now if we weren't in debt
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ladies and gentlemen we would have to worry about all these taxes but hey the liberals just want to
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keep spending and spending and ending at our expense right on june 29th canada's government said
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it's removing this digital services tax dst to help restart trade talks the u.s as per the department
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of finance canada this decision comes from prime minister mark carney blarney carney who wants to
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get the best economic and security deal for canada with the u.s yeah here's a security deal step down
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carney and trump agreed to restart trade talks to aim and finish the deal by july 21st the dst was first
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introduced in 2020 because big tech companies like amazon were making money from canadians by not paying fair
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taxes really i think canadians pay enough fair taxes the problem is it's it's hard in this country
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to start anything up because of liberal rules and regulations but i'm digressing anyway canada want
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to tax the big tech canada has hope for a global agreement on taxing digital companies but made the
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dst in the meantime the tax was supposed to be three percent on digital services revenue from canadian
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users if the firm made over 20 million per year with charges going back to 2022 right there you go
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retroactive bullshit yeah let's just dig some more holes shall we as per the rotors report the first
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dst payment was supposed to be collected june 30th 2025 but now that it's been cancelled finance minister
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francois philippe champagne hi he's a great lawyer will now introduce a law another law to officially
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remove the digital services tax act as stated by the department of finance of canada okay carney said
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the government will only make deals that help canadian workers and businesses and this move
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helps negotiations move forward champagne frankie bubbles added to the goal is to make canada the
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strongest economy in the g7 well you want to make the economy strong in this country cut c69 get rid of
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c69 get rid of c48 in fact get rid of all the bills and laws legislation where the government has to
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micromanage every industry that comes in here okay trump pushed back hard and rightfully so
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on friday trump had suddenly stopped trade talks calling the digital tax a blatant attack on u.s tech
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companies trump wanted he would put new tariffs on canadian goods within a week if the tax stayed
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according to report by rotors okay this trade fight came just weeks after a friendly g7 meeting where
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both leaders said they wanted a new deal in 30 days after the announcement to the drop the tax stock
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markets rose and good vibes spread to asian markets too according to the reports in 2024 the biden
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administration also had complained about the tax saying it broke trade rules with the us mca deal
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canada's america's second trade partner just behind mexico and one buyer of u.s goods so keeping trade
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calm is important canada had avoided trump's big tariffs for april but still faces 50 duties on steel
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aluminum as per the report by rotors so there you go they scrambled right
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i guess you can say that uh blarney carney shit the bed the whole liberal brand shit the bed
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talking a big game but they got nothing to back it up with okay we're about 40 million people how
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much buying and spending power do we have compared to our american friends how much buying and spending
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power do they have how much interest do they have to get to wager with people forget that okay
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people forget that now the funniest thing about this whole fiasco
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the funniest thing is that it had taken american president donald j trump just after he won his
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election to motivate our leaders to do something about the immigration and border issues we all
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remember this right y'all went down to key largo and talked about trade deals and this deal when you
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know just before justin threw in the towel and he just called it quits because he just couldn't take
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anymore you know what i mean oh don't you know oh for god's sakes excuse me and trump said how about
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you become the 51st state oh we know you're broke but you got to work on your border you're going to
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work on this you're going to work on that we're going to start you know charging the big bucks and
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now what did they do they went and bought a couple helicopters and said to the world said to canadians
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oh we're going to upgrade our border we're going to make sure that this is this and this is that and
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everything's secure what what happened what happened it was smoke and mirrors it was just
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just talk just action because they didn't have a pot to piss in actually secure the border properly as
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they should have a very very long time ago okay and of course the upgrade of the military and
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everything too right and of course my last episode blarney carney talked about upgrading our defense
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spending to five percent gb or gdp right five percent that's going to happen by 2035
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so in 10 years time we'll have a standing military that's funded by five percent of gdp really i seem
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to be believing because i remember when i first got in they're talking about uh amphibious assault
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carriers that would carry helicopters and those deals come and gone you know the new submarines that came
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in in 2005 only one is serviceable right so all these great ideas have come and gone and upgrading
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our military the problem is we have too many people with their hands in the pie hands in the pod
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dictating which is good here which is good there when they should be asking the men and women that are
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going to be using said equipment right but we don't see it that way they don't think that far ahead
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when it comes to pragmatism and that practicality do they no of course not right because they'd rather
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go elbows up but now they're fucking ass deep kissing up way to go liberal party wankers
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and you're back ladies and gentlemen episode 376 the christian podcast elbows up nope pucker up that's
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it i'm your host crusty canuck if you like and hear you see ladies and gentlemen click like and
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subscribe share this content all over your social media platforms do not be shy happy canada day out
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there to my fellow canadians and to my canadians living abroad happy canada day what used to be called
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dominion day up until may of 1982 when canada signed its constitution that was taken for granted
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big time by the elected officials back in february of 2022 but i'll save that for another time right
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and reflect on the joys of this country regardless of how many shitty leaders we have had
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there is still an abundance of canadians out there that really care that really give a shit about
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this country and i am proud i am proud to have served my country for 20 years i am proud to
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serve alongside some great leaders and i'm also proud to serve alongside some real terrible people
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too but that's the breaks and i'm sure everybody in public service has worked with good people and
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bad people just the same okay but let's not those leaders let not those leaders reflect
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on us okay they can sit and gab gab gab give word salad give word salad and word salad oh let me
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answer the question this way let me answer the question that way how about you just answer the
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fucking question hey can you do that is that too goddamn hard okay and all the representatives and
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followers of these people who took the liberal kool-aid a little drinky drink and all of a sudden just
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shook their head thinking well wait a minute i set elbows up and the cost of living is still the
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same what's the problem here i just don't get it because you fell for the bullshit you fell for the
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narrative just like the abundance of people that fell for the narrative back in 2021 when it came to
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the old jibby jab oh if i don't get a jibby jab then i'm not gonna go be able to travel anywhere
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oh i better get the jibby jab and vote for these guys because they know what's good for me right
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they put you some debt that's what they did for you and i then they doubled our taxes because yours
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truly is paying more taxes because the cra can't do the math and try to find legal representation to
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give me a hand to give me a boost cost a lot of money something i don't really have at the time
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or at the moment so i get stuck with paying extra taxes every fucking month because some collection
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agency in newfoundland in the name of the cra can't do it a man right you know what i'm saying
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so anyway i'm deresting here more my personal problems but it's not your problem ladies gentlemen
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the problem is in this country we have leadership that lack a spine that lack balls lack integrity
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and real effing vision okay real effing vision now on my tiktok feed i see a lot of people saying
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they're against alberta separating oh it's just not going to happen we we just can't allow this sort
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of thing to happen oh no we just can't do this oh you know this will happen if you do leave this
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is going to happen if you don't leave oh my god you just can't leave then start treating alberta a
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hell of a lot fucking better eastern canada because alberta's cash pays a lot of the bills
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pays for a lot of the social programs pays for a lot of the little perks that help when people want
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an education or get some medication here a lot of that money goes to la belle provence too okay not
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so much ontario i think the last time i checked it was like 700 million dollars that goes to ontario
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the rest is quebec and parts of the east coast quebec gets roughly 13 billion dollars
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that's a lot of money for equalization and that's a lot of money for quebecers who say canadian oil is
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dirty so if canadian oil is so dirty why do you like the benefits of it right that's like saying
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oh i don't do drugs but hey i'll make some money off of it and live a good life nonetheless and i'll
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just judge everyone who uses the drug right that's like a vegan working in a fucking steakhouse
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you know i mean what the hell but you know this candidate let us be thankful of what this country is
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and what it can be still regardless of the past 10 years or not let us be thankful that canada means
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something to us it means something to me ladies and gentlemen because i fought for it i gave 20 years
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and there's a part in my career where i was thinking where am i going with this job how am i going to
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really function anymore as in this position and it took a war it took a dirty nasty filthy war in some
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god-forsaken desert in a tiny little country called afghanistan to smarten a lot of people up
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on the tactical side on the training side on the social side on the actual political side and the
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outlook side of our military and for a good few years there we were respected and treated with with
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dignity and then when the trudeau brand came in again not so much hey not so much it just got
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ignored and forgotten again right until troops had to show up for something here troops had to show up
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for something there until somebody had the idea in some office somewhere in ottawa saying let them
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grow their hair long and put some tampons in the mail washroom oh wouldn't that be fantastic
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no so you get people fucking with things and screwing this up and screwing that up and then when we're
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called upon to do something on the world stage we can't do it because we lack the equipment we lack the
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personnel and they lack the intestinal fortitude to even care about what they're doing
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so not only is the liberal stingy when it comes looking after defense they're bloody well morale
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killers too right so but i'm not going to sit and dwell on that i'm still going to be thankful for
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being a canuck and yes i am a canuck and i've had people even challenge me on my threads too
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you're not a real canuck what is a canuck then what is a real canuck please enlighten me
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if it has something to do with my skin that'll make you a racist there i said it if it has
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something to do with my skin that makes you the racist for those individuals out there who've
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called me a non-canuck i may be a descendant of a european family from many years ago but i was born
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here my parents were born here my grandparents were born here and my great-grandparents were born here
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so guess what i am a canadian i fought for my country
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did you did you sign up give three years to the armed forces did you give some time to cadets
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some time to the boy scouts volunteer your time and effort to those in need
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have you given a good part of your life in someone else's service
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i'm not a vagrant i'm not european i am canadian i have viewers that are from the states that are
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proud to say they're american i have viewers from britain that say they're proud to be british
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i've actually had a few viewers from germany that are quite proud to be german and so on and so on
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and so on so this canada day yes let's celebrate the differences let's encourage each other to look
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back at your roots and how your roots brought you to this country that helps you set up your lives
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that have given you family traditions and family honors over the years
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and realize what's worth fighting for we deserve better rules when it comes to freedom of speech
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and freedom of expression not just what the government deems as good to express and what
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not is good to express but what we all those people demand to express freedom of speech is paramount
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freedom of thoughts paramount freedom to move basic liberty oh there's that magic word liberty freedom
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liberalism comes from the word liberty right we got to start using it anyhow ladies and gentlemen i have
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been crusty canuck this beautiful canada day july 1st 2025 i wish good things for you all out there
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too i know the weather's getting warmer why am i wearing a toque in july it's all part of the shtick
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ladies and gentlemen but let's not worry about that summer is here so enjoy the summer hydrate have
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some juice have some liquor have some beers watch some ball games watch some soccer games just get out
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and enjoy it best you can who gives a shit if this person says this who gives a shit if that person
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says that you get out there with your family and friends and have a good effing time that's simple
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just try to be civil with people try to be courteous try to be kind but don't take any shit either
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right do what you can help you out in these trying times be good your friends neighbors loved ones and
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be good to yourself too and even though june has passed and there's any guys out there they're having
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some real real hard times with things don't hesitate to reach out to me someone you know
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don't hesitate to talk just don't give up guys i know the struggle is real and it's wow it can
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take you for a fucking whirlwind but the landing is fantastic it is and the revelations are fantastic
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so don't quit gentlemen don't quit but like i say look after yourself in these trying times
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you be the light in this manufactured darkness and like i always say humanity and merit wins the day
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i'll have some special canada songs in the description for you to download
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or to listen at your leisure and uh once again happy canada everybody
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this has been another episode of the crusty canuck podcast stay sane and thank you for listening
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from western canada this is the crusty canuck podcast