The Crusty Canuck Podcast


Elbows Up? NOPE... Pucker Up! EP#376


Summary

On this episode of the Cranky Canuck Podcast, Cranky canuck takes a look at the idiocy of some of the so-called "Erosion Brigade" and how they have done nothing but cater and pander to our American friends.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 a good evening ladies and gentlemen it's a beautiful first of july 2025 coming up this
00:00:06.220 episode of the christian podcast episode 376 that's right happy canada day out there to my
00:00:11.020 canadians but uh this episode is called elbows up nope pucker up yes of the so-called elbows
00:00:17.600 up brigade has done nothing but cater and pander to our american friends tsk tsk tsk how do you
00:00:24.740 boomers feel now i wonder oh my god all that more about the show listener of your discretion will
00:00:30.620 be advised because i will swear smoke cigarettes and make fun of the people that brought these clowns
00:00:35.140 into power be right back
00:00:37.960 hit it sweetheart because i am hard you will not like me
00:00:46.560 there is no racial bigotry here
00:00:52.500 from western canada this is the crusty canuck podcast a canadian veterans point of view
00:01:05.800 on political social economic issues and life here's crusty
00:01:11.100 that's right ladies and gentlemen welcome to the christian podcast elbows up nope pucker up suckers
00:01:18.140 that's right and this podcast is also brought to you in part by and supported by
00:01:22.220 veterans supreme network that's right stand to veterans for freedom and coming soon
00:01:26.240 veterans for freedom tv that's right ladies and gentlemen hi everybody i'm your host crusty
00:01:30.080 happy canada day out there to all my canadian listeners and viewers and subscribers
00:01:35.500 and patriots and veterans alike well done on this wonderful canada day so far we've made it
00:01:42.680 so far we're with our heads still intact you know round of applause out there too
00:01:47.200 uh just a reminder too if you like and hear what you see click like subscribe share this podcast
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00:01:55.420 thumbs up give me all those little hearts and likes and everything you see on on social media
00:01:59.100 help the algorithm out help us canucks get our words out there so basically as the title card
00:02:03.320 said elbows up right remember the big campaign they had back in april because everyone was so
00:02:07.220 scared of the big bad orange man down south you know donald trump wanting canada
00:02:11.280 be the first to first date and all this great stuff well it's not going to happen anytime soon
00:02:15.460 because we both know annexation only happens if you volunteer it or if it's done by force
00:02:20.700 which i highly doubt is going to happen anytime in the near future however okay we remember the
00:02:27.760 rhetoric that went on during the election about how where this is canada we can't do this and we
00:02:32.400 can't allow that and i'm going to say this one more time ladies gentlemen because i've engaged some
00:02:36.280 people on my threads feed who have said the convoy was nothing but a bunch of morons and creating
00:02:41.680 third world uh problems in the city of ottawa and they scared the citizens of ottawa with their
00:02:46.320 protests and i like to remind those individuals if you're listening to this show how many protests
00:02:51.600 have gone in every major city in this country okay that have talked about death to a certain group of
00:02:57.020 people how many protests have gone on in toronto montreal vancouver and other cities that have talked
00:03:03.100 about death to a certain group of people now what do the trucker convoy do they talk about death to
00:03:08.580 anybody in particular they talk about death to a certain group of people they talk about death and
00:03:13.440 destruction in regards to uh anyone's livelihood in this country other than what the government was
00:03:19.400 perpetuating down our throats for the better part of two fucking years i ask you that okay i ask you
00:03:26.920 that listen to that and think about that carefully okay think about that very very carefully and think
00:03:33.940 about the people that have put their asses on the line for this great nation okay yours truly friends
00:03:39.240 of mine buddies of mine people i fucking buried and you have the audacity to prepare the convoy to some
00:03:45.400 kind of third world upheaval what kind of arrogance do you honestly fucking live in to think about that
00:03:52.000 kind of bullshit to make that kind of comparison and i ask you this too tell me how many third world
00:03:56.820 countries have you visited recently that compare all right i'll wait
00:04:02.260 think about it the sheer arrogance of some people who sit there and just dismiss the convoy as it's
00:04:15.340 oh my goodness it was so terrible oh i was so frightened for my life now fuck off
00:04:20.720 no really fuck off like smash the bubble you live in really smash that bubble right now because it's
00:04:30.600 going to be much harder if someone has to smash it for you you know what i'm saying anyway i'm not
00:04:35.820 going to sit and get angry over this stuff all the time it's just it's it's just pathetic there's
00:04:40.680 people out there a bit younger than me and my age and even a bit older who think oh my god that place
00:04:46.040 was so scary how oh that was just so terrible how could we let that happen and yet you'll sit by
00:04:51.940 and you'll watch people throw bricks and take shots at synagogues oh that's fine that's okay oh yeah
00:04:58.700 that's that's freedom of expression right well some people's kids anyway without getting angry
00:05:04.780 so we've heard in the news that my well my last episode i talked about the whole
00:05:09.840 issue when it came to the dst the three percent uh tax they want to give to american techies
00:05:15.880 when they're working in canada per se and that includes f facebook that includes this program
00:05:20.980 that i want here the stream and everything else that we hold dear when it comes to communicating back
00:05:25.860 and forth okay and donald trump rightfully so more or less told the canadians you either smarten up
00:05:33.860 or we don't negotiate anymore now i guess the canadian government rescinded the tax they rescinded
00:05:40.160 it all because i guess there was supposed to be a big payout come yesterday and they rescinded it
00:05:45.500 because that wasn't gonna be a big payout right so make a long story short they're basically eating
00:05:50.560 crow right now ladies and gentlemen our beloved elected officials you know the elbows up crowd
00:05:56.020 elbows up the chicken dance you know that thing we used to do when we were kids okay that little fun
00:06:02.940 get-togethers they're eating it now and it's fucking glorious it is glorious why is it glorious
00:06:10.120 because a lot of us said to these people that want to elect the new liberal brand again
00:06:16.560 you know the the whole justin trudeau 2.0s right are now eating it they won't admit it in public right
00:06:25.580 it's on summer break now they got to have another holiday to recharge their batteries per se
00:06:30.740 okay but it's not working we're seeing through the bullshit that's what it is excuse me right so
00:06:39.900 this candidate let's be thankful that we still have politicians and people like-minded that want to get
00:06:46.060 down to the brass tacks and get things done as they should okay and you have to admit though the
00:06:51.480 mainstream media is starting to catch on a bit to the blarney carney isms and the whole liberal bs
00:06:58.280 okay i remember when liberalism actually meant something where you do you i do me and that's
00:07:04.280 fine no one cares right but like i said on my threads feed all these pro clenchers sitting there
00:07:10.060 saying that the convoy was all about freedom right it was dumb to want freedom is it really dumb to want
00:07:15.860 freedom is it dumb to get rid of mandates that are medically and bureaucratically and legally
00:07:21.880 unforced on you you better take this or else you better do this or else we all remember those years
00:07:29.760 to get the shot to not to get the shot to get the jibby jab to not get the jibby jab then if you don't
00:07:36.060 get the jibby jab you don't get to have this you don't get the jibby jab you don't get to have that
00:07:39.540 oh but we're not forcing it on you that's not that's not enforcing anything on you
00:07:44.100 bullshit okay bullshit and the thing is too it's amazing how how many other canucks out there
00:07:52.020 still forget what happened those years when it came to that whole issue with the jibby jab
00:07:57.360 okay i lost a job because someone didn't like my opinion on the whole thing i got tired of wearing
00:08:04.960 the mask i got tired of actually wanting to work the face covering on it just it just didn't sit
00:08:10.300 right with me and i complained about it and i got let go because you're just not the material we're
00:08:15.460 looking for right what a bunch of fucking shit right how many other people lost a job lost
00:08:22.320 opportunity because someone didn't like your opinion great experiment right that great experiment
00:08:27.360 failed because people started catching on started waking up smelling the coffee right so let us
00:08:33.360 remember this canada day don't let their arrogance cloud your judgment to love this country right
00:08:39.960 back after this stay updated and follow crusty canuck on facebook twitter gab telegram youtube
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00:08:52.800 and you're back ladies and gentlemen episode 376 of the crusty canuck podcast
00:09:00.160 elbows up nope pucker up that's right i'm your host crusty canuck and if you like and hear what you see
00:09:06.320 click like subscribe share this content over social media platforms ladies and gentlemen
00:09:09.560 do not be shy please give me a comment you've got my contact information that'll be in the notes
00:09:14.720 there too in the description don't hesitate to send me an email let me know what's on your mind
00:09:18.680 tell me what's on your mind
00:09:20.680 excuse me i had a big dinner my wife made a beautiful roast beef dinner this evening
00:09:27.740 beautiful kind of like a tradition we have in in our little household here every july 1st every
00:09:33.560 candidate we have a beautiful dinner and we'll sit and watch some television now i'm working tomorrow
00:09:37.340 so we would eventually go to see the fireworks so i was not working tomorrow but i am i'm up bright
00:09:42.900 and early doing my job for a king and country oh no pun but long story short i gotta pay the bills
00:09:48.940 so i can't afford to go out tonight we're past about 10 o'clock because i gotta get at least a
00:09:53.780 five hour of sleep for my shift tomorrow i gotta have my five hours sleep right because if i don't
00:09:58.740 then i don't function properly and things don't get done and people get mad and upset and i don't want
00:10:03.580 that right i'd rather fight for this country anyway anyway i'm digressing carrying on so the
00:10:08.760 whole elbows up no pucker up right that's what it is basically mr carney talks a great game we've all
00:10:14.980 seen him try to skate with the edmonton oilers that was uneventful to say the least you know but
00:10:23.420 anyhow i'm gonna read an article here from uh the digital services tax this basically comes from
00:10:30.140 um uh where is it here that's the title economic times and i'll leave this article in my description
00:10:36.720 ladies and gentlemen for use to ponder at your leisure right and i'll just read along i need one
00:10:42.760 of those little bouncing balls there remember that when we were kids follow the bouncing ball when
00:10:46.820 they're singing a song you know i mean but i'll give the low down here on what is going on so
00:10:52.420 but uh this is just incredible so like i said this is from the economic times uh published there uh
00:11:00.140 yesterday or two days ago okay and uh just carry on here too the synopsis basically the canadian
00:11:10.880 government eliminated the digital services tax on june 29th aiming to revive trade negotiations with
00:11:16.900 the u.s uh correction with the united states prime minister mark carney and president trump
00:11:23.100 agreed to resume discussions targeting a deal by july 21st 2025 the move followed trump's threat
00:11:29.600 on tariffs on canadian goods in response to the tax on u.s tech companies now if we weren't in debt
00:11:35.660 ladies and gentlemen we would have to worry about all these taxes but hey the liberals just want to
00:11:39.480 keep spending and spending and ending at our expense right on june 29th canada's government said
00:11:44.680 it's removing this digital services tax dst to help restart trade talks the u.s as per the department
00:11:50.060 of finance canada this decision comes from prime minister mark carney blarney carney who wants to
00:11:55.440 get the best economic and security deal for canada with the u.s yeah here's a security deal step down
00:12:01.620 carney and trump agreed to restart trade talks to aim and finish the deal by july 21st the dst was first
00:12:07.900 introduced in 2020 because big tech companies like amazon were making money from canadians by not paying fair
00:12:13.580 taxes really i think canadians pay enough fair taxes the problem is it's it's hard in this country
00:12:19.520 to start anything up because of liberal rules and regulations but i'm digressing anyway canada want
00:12:24.640 to tax the big tech canada has hope for a global agreement on taxing digital companies but made the
00:12:30.120 dst in the meantime the tax was supposed to be three percent on digital services revenue from canadian
00:12:35.100 users if the firm made over 20 million per year with charges going back to 2022 right there you go
00:12:42.100 retroactive bullshit yeah let's just dig some more holes shall we as per the rotors report the first
00:12:47.840 dst payment was supposed to be collected june 30th 2025 but now that it's been cancelled finance minister
00:12:55.460 francois philippe champagne hi he's a great lawyer will now introduce a law another law to officially
00:13:02.500 remove the digital services tax act as stated by the department of finance of canada okay carney said
00:13:09.140 the government will only make deals that help canadian workers and businesses and this move
00:13:12.860 helps negotiations move forward champagne frankie bubbles added to the goal is to make canada the
00:13:18.980 strongest economy in the g7 well you want to make the economy strong in this country cut c69 get rid of
00:13:26.320 c69 get rid of c48 in fact get rid of all the bills and laws legislation where the government has to
00:13:31.700 micromanage every industry that comes in here okay trump pushed back hard and rightfully so
00:13:38.380 on friday trump had suddenly stopped trade talks calling the digital tax a blatant attack on u.s tech
00:13:43.200 companies trump wanted he would put new tariffs on canadian goods within a week if the tax stayed
00:13:48.180 according to report by rotors okay this trade fight came just weeks after a friendly g7 meeting where
00:13:53.740 both leaders said they wanted a new deal in 30 days after the announcement to the drop the tax stock
00:13:58.740 markets rose and good vibes spread to asian markets too according to the reports in 2024 the biden
00:14:04.680 administration also had complained about the tax saying it broke trade rules with the us mca deal
00:14:10.200 canada's america's second trade partner just behind mexico and one buyer of u.s goods so keeping trade
00:14:15.720 calm is important canada had avoided trump's big tariffs for april but still faces 50 duties on steel
00:14:22.100 aluminum as per the report by rotors so there you go they scrambled right
00:14:28.420 i guess you can say that uh blarney carney shit the bed the whole liberal brand shit the bed
00:14:35.540 talking a big game but they got nothing to back it up with okay we're about 40 million people how
00:14:42.000 much buying and spending power do we have compared to our american friends how much buying and spending
00:14:46.720 power do they have how much interest do they have to get to wager with people forget that okay
00:14:52.720 people forget that now the funniest thing about this whole fiasco
00:14:58.420 the funniest thing is that it had taken american president donald j trump just after he won his
00:15:03.820 election to motivate our leaders to do something about the immigration and border issues we all
00:15:09.920 remember this right y'all went down to key largo and talked about trade deals and this deal when you
00:15:15.400 know just before justin threw in the towel and he just called it quits because he just couldn't take
00:15:19.680 anymore you know what i mean oh don't you know oh for god's sakes excuse me and trump said how about
00:15:27.480 you become the 51st state oh we know you're broke but you got to work on your border you're going to
00:15:32.100 work on this you're going to work on that we're going to start you know charging the big bucks and
00:15:35.460 now what did they do they went and bought a couple helicopters and said to the world said to canadians
00:15:40.520 oh we're going to upgrade our border we're going to make sure that this is this and this is that and
00:15:44.500 everything's secure what what happened what happened it was smoke and mirrors it was just
00:15:50.860 just talk just action because they didn't have a pot to piss in actually secure the border properly as
00:15:55.820 they should have a very very long time ago okay and of course the upgrade of the military and
00:16:02.660 everything too right and of course my last episode blarney carney talked about upgrading our defense
00:16:08.240 spending to five percent gb or gdp right five percent that's going to happen by 2035
00:16:16.100 so in 10 years time we'll have a standing military that's funded by five percent of gdp really i seem
00:16:25.620 to be believing because i remember when i first got in they're talking about uh amphibious assault
00:16:30.700 carriers that would carry helicopters and those deals come and gone you know the new submarines that came
00:16:36.240 in in 2005 only one is serviceable right so all these great ideas have come and gone and upgrading
00:16:43.860 our military the problem is we have too many people with their hands in the pie hands in the pod
00:16:48.060 dictating which is good here which is good there when they should be asking the men and women that are
00:16:52.140 going to be using said equipment right but we don't see it that way they don't think that far ahead
00:16:57.780 when it comes to pragmatism and that practicality do they no of course not right because they'd rather
00:17:04.260 go elbows up but now they're fucking ass deep kissing up way to go liberal party wankers
00:17:11.340 stay updated and follow crusty canuck on facebook twitter gap telegram youtube and podbean
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00:17:23.380 and you're back ladies and gentlemen episode 376 the christian podcast elbows up nope pucker up that's
00:17:33.620 it i'm your host crusty canuck if you like and hear you see ladies and gentlemen click like and
00:17:36.820 subscribe share this content all over your social media platforms do not be shy happy canada day out
00:17:42.420 there to my fellow canadians and to my canadians living abroad happy canada day what used to be called
00:17:47.500 dominion day up until may of 1982 when canada signed its constitution that was taken for granted
00:17:54.460 big time by the elected officials back in february of 2022 but i'll save that for another time right
00:18:02.700 and reflect on the joys of this country regardless of how many shitty leaders we have had
00:18:09.320 there is still an abundance of canadians out there that really care that really give a shit about
00:18:14.560 this country and i am proud i am proud to have served my country for 20 years i am proud to
00:18:20.080 serve alongside some great leaders and i'm also proud to serve alongside some real terrible people
00:18:26.080 too but that's the breaks and i'm sure everybody in public service has worked with good people and
00:18:31.740 bad people just the same okay but let's not those leaders let not those leaders reflect
00:18:37.560 on us okay they can sit and gab gab gab give word salad give word salad and word salad oh let me
00:18:45.220 answer the question this way let me answer the question that way how about you just answer the
00:18:49.860 fucking question hey can you do that is that too goddamn hard okay and all the representatives and
00:18:58.120 followers of these people who took the liberal kool-aid a little drinky drink and all of a sudden just
00:19:03.820 shook their head thinking well wait a minute i set elbows up and the cost of living is still the
00:19:08.820 same what's the problem here i just don't get it because you fell for the bullshit you fell for the
00:19:15.220 narrative just like the abundance of people that fell for the narrative back in 2021 when it came to
00:19:20.280 the old jibby jab oh if i don't get a jibby jab then i'm not gonna go be able to travel anywhere
00:19:24.980 oh i better get the jibby jab and vote for these guys because they know what's good for me right
00:19:29.280 they put you some debt that's what they did for you and i then they doubled our taxes because yours
00:19:37.000 truly is paying more taxes because the cra can't do the math and try to find legal representation to
00:19:43.140 give me a hand to give me a boost cost a lot of money something i don't really have at the time
00:19:47.560 or at the moment so i get stuck with paying extra taxes every fucking month because some collection
00:19:53.800 agency in newfoundland in the name of the cra can't do it a man right you know what i'm saying
00:19:58.980 so anyway i'm deresting here more my personal problems but it's not your problem ladies gentlemen
00:20:04.160 the problem is in this country we have leadership that lack a spine that lack balls lack integrity
00:20:09.840 and real effing vision okay real effing vision now on my tiktok feed i see a lot of people saying
00:20:18.040 they're against alberta separating oh it's just not going to happen we we just can't allow this sort
00:20:23.920 of thing to happen oh no we just can't do this oh you know this will happen if you do leave this
00:20:30.260 is going to happen if you don't leave oh my god you just can't leave then start treating alberta a
00:20:35.760 hell of a lot fucking better eastern canada because alberta's cash pays a lot of the bills
00:20:41.000 pays for a lot of the social programs pays for a lot of the little perks that help when people want
00:20:46.600 an education or get some medication here a lot of that money goes to la belle provence too okay not
00:20:53.180 so much ontario i think the last time i checked it was like 700 million dollars that goes to ontario
00:20:57.220 the rest is quebec and parts of the east coast quebec gets roughly 13 billion dollars
00:21:03.620 that's a lot of money for equalization and that's a lot of money for quebecers who say canadian oil is
00:21:10.460 dirty so if canadian oil is so dirty why do you like the benefits of it right that's like saying
00:21:17.320 oh i don't do drugs but hey i'll make some money off of it and live a good life nonetheless and i'll
00:21:22.560 just judge everyone who uses the drug right that's like a vegan working in a fucking steakhouse
00:21:27.700 you know i mean what the hell but you know this candidate let us be thankful of what this country is
00:21:36.780 and what it can be still regardless of the past 10 years or not let us be thankful that canada means
00:21:41.880 something to us it means something to me ladies and gentlemen because i fought for it i gave 20 years
00:21:50.780 and there's a part in my career where i was thinking where am i going with this job how am i going to
00:21:57.300 really function anymore as in this position and it took a war it took a dirty nasty filthy war in some
00:22:05.780 god-forsaken desert in a tiny little country called afghanistan to smarten a lot of people up
00:22:11.480 on the tactical side on the training side on the social side on the actual political side and the
00:22:18.640 outlook side of our military and for a good few years there we were respected and treated with with
00:22:24.380 dignity and then when the trudeau brand came in again not so much hey not so much it just got
00:22:32.380 ignored and forgotten again right until troops had to show up for something here troops had to show up
00:22:38.180 for something there until somebody had the idea in some office somewhere in ottawa saying let them
00:22:43.360 grow their hair long and put some tampons in the mail washroom oh wouldn't that be fantastic
00:22:47.680 no so you get people fucking with things and screwing this up and screwing that up and then when we're
00:22:56.540 called upon to do something on the world stage we can't do it because we lack the equipment we lack the
00:23:01.640 personnel and they lack the intestinal fortitude to even care about what they're doing
00:23:06.780 so not only is the liberal stingy when it comes looking after defense they're bloody well morale
00:23:13.700 killers too right so but i'm not going to sit and dwell on that i'm still going to be thankful for
00:23:20.360 being a canuck and yes i am a canuck and i've had people even challenge me on my threads too
00:23:24.380 you're not a real canuck what is a canuck then what is a real canuck please enlighten me
00:23:31.640 if it has something to do with my skin that'll make you a racist there i said it if it has
00:23:37.640 something to do with my skin that makes you the racist for those individuals out there who've
00:23:42.020 called me a non-canuck i may be a descendant of a european family from many years ago but i was born
00:23:50.060 here my parents were born here my grandparents were born here and my great-grandparents were born here
00:23:56.580 so guess what i am a canadian i fought for my country
00:24:04.020 did you did you sign up give three years to the armed forces did you give some time to cadets
00:24:13.060 some time to the boy scouts volunteer your time and effort to those in need
00:24:18.840 have you given a good part of your life in someone else's service
00:24:24.780 yeah i'm a real canuck i'm not a settler
00:24:29.300 i'm not a vagrant i'm not european i am canadian i have viewers that are from the states that are
00:24:38.660 proud to say they're american i have viewers from britain that say they're proud to be british
00:24:43.160 i've actually had a few viewers from germany that are quite proud to be german and so on and so on
00:24:49.520 and so on so this canada day yes let's celebrate the differences let's encourage each other to look
00:24:55.700 back at your roots and how your roots brought you to this country that helps you set up your lives
00:25:01.920 that have given you family traditions and family honors over the years
00:25:05.660 and realize what's worth fighting for we deserve better rules when it comes to freedom of speech
00:25:11.840 and freedom of expression not just what the government deems as good to express and what
00:25:16.280 not is good to express but what we all those people demand to express freedom of speech is paramount
00:25:22.920 freedom of thoughts paramount freedom to move basic liberty oh there's that magic word liberty freedom
00:25:31.260 liberalism comes from the word liberty right we got to start using it anyhow ladies and gentlemen i have
00:25:39.340 been crusty canuck this beautiful canada day july 1st 2025 i wish good things for you all out there
00:25:44.880 too i know the weather's getting warmer why am i wearing a toque in july it's all part of the shtick
00:25:49.800 ladies and gentlemen but let's not worry about that summer is here so enjoy the summer hydrate have
00:25:54.800 some juice have some liquor have some beers watch some ball games watch some soccer games just get out
00:25:59.620 and enjoy it best you can who gives a shit if this person says this who gives a shit if that person
00:26:04.940 says that you get out there with your family and friends and have a good effing time that's simple
00:26:10.900 just try to be civil with people try to be courteous try to be kind but don't take any shit either
00:26:16.920 right do what you can help you out in these trying times be good your friends neighbors loved ones and
00:26:23.000 be good to yourself too and even though june has passed and there's any guys out there they're having
00:26:28.520 some real real hard times with things don't hesitate to reach out to me someone you know
00:26:34.220 don't hesitate to talk just don't give up guys i know the struggle is real and it's wow it can
00:26:43.100 take you for a fucking whirlwind but the landing is fantastic it is and the revelations are fantastic
00:26:51.440 so don't quit gentlemen don't quit but like i say look after yourself in these trying times
00:26:57.860 you be the light in this manufactured darkness and like i always say humanity and merit wins the day
00:27:04.800 i'll have some special canada songs in the description for you to download
00:27:08.740 or to listen at your leisure and uh once again happy canada everybody
00:27:13.300 see you next time bye for now
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