The Culture War - Tim Pool - The Culture War #40 - Daily Wire's LadyBallers Star, Comedy With Tyler Fischer & Alex Stein

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00:00:59.300 This has got to be a really wild way to start a Friday morning.

00:01:03.780 You know, you're getting up, you're going to have a cup of coffee, your eyes, you have bags under your eyes,

00:01:07.020 you're ready to go to work, and then you turn on the culture war,

00:01:09.480 and Alex Stein and Tyler Fisher are sitting here and...

00:01:12.460 Ah! Going insane! Big Booty Latinas! Daily Wire star!

00:01:18.860 So, welcome to the culture war. We're hanging out with Tyler Fisher.

00:01:22.580 What's up?

00:01:23.320 You are one of the stars of the new Daily Wire's comedy, Lady Ballers.

00:01:26.760 That's right, yeah.

00:01:28.080 Among other things, you're also...

00:01:29.160 Comes out today, I think.

00:01:30.220 Yeah, it's...

00:01:30.660 Yeah.

00:01:30.980 Is it up now?

00:01:31.980 I think it's sometime today, probably noon or something like that, or...

00:01:36.520 Yeah, it'll be live on Daily Wire.

00:01:38.280 And also, there's a new animated project that I think they just announced today.

00:01:42.520 Is that what happened?

00:01:43.040 They announced yesterday, yeah.

00:01:43.920 Bertram, Adam Carolla, Roseanne Barr, Kyle Dunnigan...

00:01:48.480 Wow.

00:01:49.060 Bunch of other...

00:01:49.900 Patrick Warburton, right?

00:01:51.100 Yeah.

00:01:51.660 Holy crap, that's amazing.

00:01:53.520 Yeah, I know.

00:01:54.340 I heard that, I was like, wow.

00:01:55.220 So, well...

00:01:56.100 He's the Elaine, the guy from Seinfeld.

00:01:57.480 Yeah, Seinfeld, and he's Joe in Family Guy.

00:01:59.840 Right, right, right.

00:02:00.240 And he was the Tick.

00:02:01.500 I mean, that dude's got a huge list of stuff.

00:02:04.160 He's great.

00:02:04.740 Yeah.

00:02:05.220 Well, introduce yourself, I guess, real quick.

00:02:06.820 Yeah, my name's Tyler Fisher.

00:02:07.820 I'm a comedian, I'm an actor, and here I am.

00:02:12.060 Well, there you go, and you're in a movie, and we got Alex Stein hanging out.

00:02:14.360 Well, I'm the pimp on a blimp, and I didn't want to tell you this, Tim, and I didn't want

00:02:18.020 to tell you this, Tyler, but I'm actually suing the Daily Wire, because if you know,

00:02:21.600 you probably don't know this, Tim, but you know the main character in their movie is

00:02:25.300 named Alex.

00:02:26.020 Did you know that?

00:02:26.620 Is that true?

00:02:27.120 That is true.

00:02:27.960 Is that true?

00:02:28.600 That is true.

00:02:29.300 That is true.

00:02:29.940 So listen.

00:02:30.300 It is true.

00:02:30.880 Tim, who's the most famous for being a transgender conservative icon?

00:02:37.360 Me!

00:02:37.900 I wear the Tuck-Friendly bathing suit.

00:02:39.620 I'm the only guy that's ever tucked it in.

00:02:41.420 Wow, I didn't think about it.

00:02:42.740 That's what I'm saying.

00:02:43.240 I didn't see one Tuck-Friendly bathing suit in that movie yet.

00:02:47.080 Have you seen the movie?

00:02:48.460 No, but I've seen the trailer.

00:02:50.820 I'm saying I'm the expert in tucking.

00:02:53.460 I'm the king of all tucking.

00:02:54.900 So it's a shot over the bow at me, I think.

00:02:57.960 It is.

00:02:58.440 It's amazing.

00:02:59.600 Riley Gaines is in it, too.

00:03:01.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:02.560 Prominent role, or is it like a...

00:03:03.900 No, it's just she's swimming against Alex.

00:03:07.700 Yeah, against Alex!

00:03:09.420 Against Alex!

00:03:11.100 So, that was my role, Tim.

00:03:13.240 I'm going after Jeremy.

00:03:14.520 I'm going after Tyler.

00:03:15.500 I'm going after Ben Shapiro.

00:03:16.680 Ben Shapiro, if you're watching this...

00:03:18.160 This lawsuit is brought to you by ExpressVPN.

00:03:22.480 Well, so, let's get into it.

00:03:24.300 I guess the general way to start this one off is,

00:03:28.040 you know, we were talking with Jeremy Boring earlier this week about the film.

00:03:31.440 I guess the trailer went up.

00:03:32.800 Is he in it, Jeremy?

00:03:34.000 I think so.

00:03:34.740 I think he might be the main character.

00:03:36.040 Oh, he started it and wrote it.

00:03:37.580 He started it.

00:03:38.460 But what was it?

00:03:39.200 The trailer for Lady Ballers went up, like, Monday or something?

00:03:42.600 Yeah.

00:03:43.380 And so, like, everyone just finds out.

00:03:45.980 And then, I think a question came up about, you know,

00:03:48.640 a lot of the characters in it are played by Daily Wire talent.

00:03:51.100 Yes.

00:03:51.840 Jeremy said nobody wanted to be in it.

00:03:53.860 Even, even...

00:03:55.100 Right.

00:03:55.540 He said people they knew who had been canceled didn't want to be in it.

00:03:59.540 People who agree with their politics didn't want to be in it.

00:04:02.540 So, really, the only people in it are, like, the bottom of the barrel, the worst...

00:04:05.800 I'm kidding.

00:04:06.340 No, but Ben's in it.

00:04:07.520 Ben's the referee, right?

00:04:08.720 No, but he was saying it's really, like, the people who are in it are the legit core group.

00:04:14.540 A lot of their talent and plus their friends who really want to do something like this.

00:04:17.460 Yeah, their sports, the Crane & Company guys, three guys.

00:04:20.900 Jake and Blaine.

00:04:21.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:22.040 And then me and a couple other people.

00:04:25.980 But, yeah, I mean, I'm just...

00:04:27.300 At this point, I'm just collecting the roles that nobody wants to take.

00:04:30.180 There you go.

00:04:30.700 I mean, it's working out.

00:04:31.540 And that happened with Bertram, too.

00:04:33.700 I think they went at...

00:04:34.740 I don't know exactly who the comedian was, but they offered it to a very famous comedian.

00:04:40.020 And he said no.

00:04:40.880 And then I got...

00:04:41.740 I thought they wrote the role for me.

00:04:44.300 And then I was recording.

00:04:45.780 I go, wow, I'm so honored.

00:04:47.000 You know, you took this...

00:04:47.920 You know, you were inspired by...

00:04:49.760 I do this, like, woke man bun guy.

00:04:51.340 And he goes, I've never heard of you.

00:04:53.440 He goes, the guy that we offered it to said no.

00:04:56.500 Wow.

00:04:56.980 Yeah.

00:04:57.140 What's the character?

00:04:58.300 Can you say anything about the Bertram show?

00:05:00.740 Yeah, I play a Jedi, like a justice, equity, diversity, inclusion officer.

00:05:05.920 So it's...

00:05:06.820 Adam Kroll is a woodshop teacher in this woke, you know, new middle school.

00:05:12.360 And he's just coming up against all these new policies.

00:05:15.220 And I go around kind of patrolling and making sure every conversation is diverse enough.

00:05:21.020 And me and Adam are arch enemies in it.

00:05:23.680 Well, so let's talk about the core here with the movie.

00:05:28.000 And even with what you're bringing up with this, it's...

00:05:31.080 You know, is Lady Ballers 2 on the nose, right?

00:05:33.760 So if you look at Lady Ballers, I think if it were made in the 2000s, it would just be considered normal comedy.

00:05:40.000 Normal movie.

00:05:41.120 Yeah.

00:05:41.300 Just a night at the theater.

00:05:42.740 Like White Chicks or something.

00:05:43.380 Right, exactly.

00:05:44.120 Like White Chicks.

00:05:45.520 Dodgeball wasn't...

00:05:46.600 You know, even...

00:05:47.880 Like Dodgeball, it's silly.

00:05:49.580 Yeah.

00:05:49.760 The underlying premise of this being men competing in women's sports...

00:05:53.680 Turns it into a political statement.

00:05:55.720 Which it's like, after What is a Woman?

00:05:57.520 It kind of is, right?

00:05:58.840 Well, there's Juana Man, which is already a movie where a guy did that.

00:06:02.140 Yeah, but it's different.

00:06:03.260 Yeah, I know.

00:06:03.600 Juana Man is...

00:06:04.480 And Tootsie...

00:06:05.480 Did you ever see the trailer for Tootsie?

00:06:07.940 But did they play sports in Tootsie?

00:06:09.360 No, no.

00:06:10.180 He just pretends to be a woman to get acting roles.

00:06:13.320 So it's, you know, it's something like this has been done before, but not in this realm.

00:06:17.480 Right, like Juana Man was that movie.

00:06:20.800 It was good.

00:06:21.480 That movie was funny.

00:06:21.980 I've never seen it.

00:06:22.920 I'm never going to see it.

00:06:24.020 I remember...

00:06:24.560 I'm like, when did that movie come out?

00:06:25.800 Like 2000-something?

00:06:26.700 It's better than Shawshank Redemption.

00:06:29.820 What's it about?

00:06:31.000 Juana Man?

00:06:31.560 I've never seen it.

00:06:32.620 It's about a guy that pretends to be a girl so he can play in the...

00:06:34.700 He's an NBA player.

00:06:36.040 Oh, I heard of it.

00:06:37.360 And then he starts playing in the women's team.

00:06:39.340 What does he do?

00:06:39.840 He, like, hits somebody or something?

00:06:41.300 I forget why he got in trouble, but he got suspended, and then he still wanted to play.

00:06:44.780 Yeah, they're like, you're suspended indefinitely, and he's like, what do I do?

00:06:48.100 I know.

00:06:48.460 And then he puts on a wig and, like, fake boobs, and then it's like, the gag is he's

00:06:53.340 crushing the women.

00:06:54.680 He's dunking and super good.

00:06:57.420 But the premise there was, he's cheating.

00:06:59.960 He's lying.

00:07:01.060 Right.

00:07:01.520 And I understand that that's a similar premise in a way, but Lady Ballers, it's the political

00:07:05.900 of, you can be a woman if you want.

00:07:08.080 Yeah.

00:07:08.360 And so, with Juwan a man, no one knows he's a man.

00:07:11.800 With Lady Ballers, they're just a bunch of males being like, we're women now.

00:07:15.580 And then, right, and then seeing the crowd be confused, how do we, are we supposed to

00:07:19.880 support this or not?

00:07:21.180 Inevitably, the crowd does come out in, you know, in droves.

00:07:24.880 At first, nobody's there watching the games.

00:07:27.180 But at the end, they do start to support it.

00:07:28.840 Oh, we start filling the stadiums.

00:07:31.520 And we actually filled the stadiums with extras.

00:07:34.600 With extras.

00:07:35.320 Some of them didn't know what the movie was about.

00:07:38.920 And we had a protest.

00:07:40.480 No!

00:07:41.520 Like the extras protesting?

00:07:42.820 Oh, yeah.

00:07:43.260 We had someone stand up and protest during the film shoot.

00:07:46.660 They're like, oh, I'm against this.

00:07:48.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:49.020 But this was Nashville, right?

00:07:50.440 And these were like Daily Wire fans coming out.

00:07:52.600 So, they just shut.

00:07:53.580 They were like, fuck you.

00:07:55.300 Wow.

00:07:55.740 Shut up.

00:07:56.640 Was it like a gender fluid lesbian or something that yelled?

00:07:59.560 I think so, yeah.

00:08:01.680 And then every day.

00:08:02.700 Extrussed for protesting your movie.

00:08:04.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:05.160 But it was so funny because one person was like, this is not okay.

00:08:07.380 And everyone's like, shut the fuck up.

00:08:09.640 Joe, that's amazing.

00:08:10.220 And they just dragged him out.

00:08:11.100 And then every day we had protests outside.

00:08:13.040 No!

00:08:13.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:14.560 Every day of shooting?

00:08:15.800 How did we not know this movie was coming out?

00:08:17.720 Yeah.

00:08:18.020 I don't know.

00:08:18.600 I don't know.

00:08:19.080 And then we sent out, Billy Ray played a newscaster.

00:08:23.040 We sent her out in character to interview the protesters.

00:08:27.640 Did that make the movie?

00:08:28.900 No, it should have.

00:08:30.120 It should have.

00:08:30.520 Oh, man.

00:08:30.980 Oh, dude.

00:08:31.500 I'm sorry.

00:08:32.020 I'm trying to hold back so much after hearing that your extras protested you during your movie.

00:08:37.060 And if you've ever been an extra on a movie set, extras, I think they're just as important

00:08:40.280 as the main actors.

00:08:41.260 You know?

00:08:41.440 So that kind of makes sense.

00:08:43.000 It's a tough gig, man.

00:08:44.000 Well, but I'm just saying, I can see somebody standing up like, I'm going to be a future

00:08:47.120 actor.

00:08:47.540 Like, I'm standing up for trans rights.

00:08:50.300 And nobody cares.

00:08:51.500 We're doing a comedy movie, dude.

00:08:52.880 Calm down.

00:08:53.340 It was funny because I was just watching It's Always Sunny yesterday, the old season episode

00:08:57.760 where Dee is an extra and she's playing a corpse in a Serbian genocide movie.

00:09:03.320 But she keeps trying to, like, pose for the camera.

00:09:05.560 And they have the agent.

00:09:06.540 You know, I was actually, it's funny when you say this.

00:09:08.300 I was in an extra in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in the episode.

00:09:12.180 You can see me where it's Frank's brother.

00:09:14.280 But that is true, though.

00:09:16.080 I was actually in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

00:09:18.300 And it was in an episode of The Office.

00:09:19.560 Yeah, both of them.

00:09:20.140 When I first moved to LA, I was an extra.

00:09:23.240 I didn't have a job.

00:09:24.100 I moved to Los Angeles.

00:09:24.760 Featured extra?

00:09:25.520 Well, yeah.

00:09:26.020 In both of them, I was a featured extra.

00:09:27.520 I'm, like, doing fake cocaine and I'm dancing at this gay bar.

00:09:30.760 And It's Always Sunny?

00:09:32.040 And The Office.

00:09:32.340 How do I pull that up?

00:09:32.920 What episode is it?

00:09:33.420 Yeah, that was Frank's brother's episode.

00:09:35.660 Frank's brother.

00:09:36.100 And then type in this.

00:09:37.020 You'll see me.

00:09:37.540 I'm in the thumbnail.

00:09:38.300 You can type, go to the office and type in Michael Scott's last scene.

00:09:41.100 And you'll see me standing next to Michael Scott.

00:09:43.280 But my point is, I didn't have a job.

00:09:44.640 So I moved to LA.

00:09:45.360 And my buddy's like, you should go to Central Casting.

00:09:47.240 And then I worked as an extra for, like, four or five months.

00:09:49.160 And then I got a job as a production assistant on some Food Network shows.

00:09:51.820 And, you know, it just kind of.

00:09:52.820 When was.

00:09:53.500 I booked a TGRI Friday's commercial.

00:09:54.640 I got to go watch that later.

00:09:56.580 And we're going to, like, sit there and wait.

00:09:57.720 Frank's brother.

00:09:58.040 There he is.

00:09:58.500 Did you sneak on?

00:09:59.640 I feel like you snuck on.

00:10:00.500 No, I was on.

00:10:01.300 No, I was casting.

00:10:02.180 Well, this is the thing people don't realize, too, is if you look young,

00:10:05.700 they don't hire.

00:10:07.140 They don't want to have kids on set.

00:10:08.360 So it's called 18 if you look younger than 18.

00:10:12.440 And so I got all these high school rules.

00:10:14.100 So, like, I didn't even know anybody.

00:10:15.300 And all of a sudden.

00:10:17.240 And after taxes, it was, like, 80-something.

00:10:20.580 So it wasn't very lucrative.

00:10:21.900 But it was cool to go on the set.

00:10:23.140 And that's where I met people.

00:10:23.880 And then I ended up getting jobs later on.

00:10:25.520 Right on.

00:10:26.000 And then something happened to your brain.

00:10:27.440 And you turned into this.

00:10:28.260 And then, yeah, I just.

00:10:29.500 I got in a bad car accident.

00:10:31.280 I got amnesia.

00:10:32.380 And now I don't even know who I am.

00:10:33.840 Drink the coffee.

00:10:34.420 That's what it is.

00:10:34.920 That's what it was.

00:10:35.920 That Casper coffee.

00:10:36.880 We're going to be filming a Casper commercial with Alex and Tyler.

00:10:40.100 Sure.

00:10:40.620 Extra caffeinated.

00:10:41.860 We're going to go insane.

00:10:42.880 We're just goofing off.

00:10:43.580 Well, let's go back to the.

00:10:44.220 Let's talk about the movie and stuff, though.

00:10:45.900 But, I mean, hearing that, you know,

00:10:48.100 Jeremy was saying nobody wants to be in it.

00:10:49.380 Did you have any concerns?

00:10:51.220 No.

00:10:52.180 I don't care.

00:10:53.060 Were you canceled already or something?

00:10:54.840 Yeah.

00:10:55.420 I call it, like, pre-canceled.

00:10:57.360 I was kind of.

00:10:59.000 There was an effort to prevent my career from taking off.

00:11:02.400 You know, I'll give you a couple examples.

00:11:04.320 One, I was fired from an acting agent for being white.

00:11:08.300 What?

00:11:08.520 They told me in an email.

00:11:09.740 This is a big agency.

00:11:11.240 This stuff's been happening for so long.

00:11:12.780 I would constantly lose commercial campaigns, jobs.

00:11:17.840 I would get cast.

00:11:19.280 And then they'd go, you know what?

00:11:20.780 The CEO wants a, you know, dyslexic, black, trans, ambidextrous woman.

00:11:26.380 And I was thinking, like, this is not okay.

00:11:28.440 Yeah.

00:11:28.800 But you couldn't talk about it.

00:11:30.140 I would try to tell someone.

00:11:31.120 They go, well, your time is up.

00:11:32.860 And then, so I quit acting for three years.

00:11:35.740 Wow.

00:11:36.120 Because I was brought into these big agencies.

00:11:38.540 They would see me and go, you're going to be on SNL.

00:11:40.240 You're going to be a star.

00:11:41.220 And then they'd go, it's not time for white guys.

00:11:43.280 I'm sorry.

00:11:43.620 It's not your time.

00:11:44.360 That happened to me at Vice, actually.

00:11:46.260 Really?

00:11:46.920 Yeah.

00:11:47.240 So when I started there, basically my negotiation was, look, I do live coverage, but I don't

00:11:52.480 do documentary stuff.

00:11:53.440 I need someone to help me with the other side of things.

00:11:56.380 So if I go out and live stream this big news event, can you send a camera guy to film

00:12:00.100 me doing it?

00:12:00.580 We can make a doc.

00:12:01.220 We can make a mini doc that captures.

00:12:03.120 And then we have the live coverage at the same time.

00:12:04.760 It's like two birds with one stone.

00:12:06.400 They said yes.

00:12:07.340 And then eventually, I do think it's fair to say I had no experience doing doc stuff.

00:12:12.440 And so I'm not going to pretend like I was the greatest person for the job.

00:12:15.240 But that was basically, look, I'll give you groundbreaking news coverage.

00:12:18.540 You get me these docs.

00:12:19.680 And then I was explicitly told by a guy, look, you know, they want diverse cast and.

00:12:24.840 Yeah.

00:12:24.940 They're racist.

00:12:25.500 And I'm like, I'm like, my friend, my friend, I am mixed race.

00:12:28.560 And they said, doesn't matter.

00:12:29.660 You don't look enough.

00:12:30.560 Yeah.

00:12:30.780 And then this is crazy.

00:12:31.660 When I worked at Fusion, they said the same thing.

00:12:33.620 They did this political forum.

00:12:36.660 It was called the Black and Brown Forum.

00:12:38.280 And they brought in their top talent and then got an outside talent, even though I was one

00:12:42.600 of their top guys.

00:12:43.780 And I asked them, I was like, is there a reason you guys went for outside talent?

00:12:46.680 They got a black guy, a famous comedian.

00:12:49.460 And they said, well, it's the Black and Brown Forum, right?

00:12:51.600 And I'm like, yeah, I know.

00:12:52.260 I'm mixed race.

00:12:52.700 I'm like, I'm part Asian.

00:12:53.880 Do I not get a say?

00:12:54.900 And they're like, you look too white.

00:12:55.700 Have a nice day.

00:12:56.380 It really doesn't matter.

00:12:57.800 It all matters on what you look like.

00:12:59.520 It doesn't matter.

00:13:00.560 It's funny you guys say this.

00:13:01.660 And I don't even know if you've known this, Tim, but I actually worked for the TV show

00:13:04.520 Cheaters for eight years.

00:13:06.620 We catch people cheating on their husbands and wives.

00:13:08.320 I signed an NDA, so I can only say so much about it.

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00:14:22.400 We care about you.

00:14:23.180 Home and auto insurance personalized to your needs.

00:14:26.480 Weird.

00:14:27.120 I don't remember saying that part.

00:14:29.340 Visit Desjardins.com slash care and get insurance that's really big on care.

00:14:35.020 Did I mention that we care?

00:14:38.500 But it's a reality show, you know, so you know how that goes, how real those are.

00:14:42.740 But my point is, I was the host was a guy by the name of Clark Gable.

00:14:47.540 His grandfather is Clark Gable from Gone with the Wind, the famous actor.

00:14:50.980 He died of a fentanyl overdose.

00:14:53.540 Literally, he bought, he had like had a prescription for pain pills, ran out of them.

00:14:58.320 So he went and bought pills on the street, had fentanyl on it, took two pills, died in bed with his wife or his fiancee at the time.

00:15:04.940 And it's the 19 month old baby.

00:15:06.200 And the guy that owns it is a guy named Bobby Goldstein.

00:15:08.960 He loved me.

00:15:09.520 He's like, Alex, you're going to be the next host of the show.

00:15:11.880 I got in really good shape.

00:15:13.120 But right when we were about to start the new season, the show is distributed by Viacom, which owns CMT, VH1, and MTV.

00:15:19.640 They said, you're not going to be the host anymore.

00:15:21.460 You can still be one of the producers.

00:15:22.700 We're going to go with this guy named Peter Guns, who's a black dude.

00:15:25.740 And the reason why I know it was an affirmative action hire, they made him change his name to Peter Panky because they didn't want to glamorize gun violence.

00:15:32.420 Whoa.

00:15:32.980 Yes, that was his name, Peter Guns.

00:15:35.120 And so what happened was I was so dejected.

00:15:37.220 I was so sad.

00:15:37.800 I was like, man, I'm about to make $140,000 just to me at the time to do this.

00:15:42.240 You know, work six months out of the year.

00:15:43.480 It was like awesome.

00:15:44.600 I was so excited because I was actually making close to that as a producer, but I had to work a lot harder than just be the host.

00:15:50.240 But my point is, Jantz and Ray, a guy that worked here, he's like, Alex, you should do your own podcast.

00:15:55.760 You should do your own podcast.

00:15:56.900 And that's what forced me to do it.

00:15:58.640 And then I did a podcast for a year.

00:16:00.340 Then I started going to city council meetings, and I started confronting politicians.

00:16:03.340 So for me, getting canceled because of affirmative action was a blessing in disguise.

00:16:06.940 So basically, you know, you had this moment where you snapped, and you're just punching holes in walls, and this is what made Alex.

00:16:13.980 I mean, this is like a supervillain origin story, I suppose.

00:16:17.460 Affirmative action.

00:16:18.440 Yeah.

00:16:18.760 That's what it was.

00:16:19.240 It was an affirmative action movie.

00:16:22.060 Yes.

00:16:23.060 The same thing happened to me, essentially.

00:16:25.400 It was so much anger.

00:16:28.040 Like, I was just cornered.

00:16:30.460 What am I going to do?

00:16:31.380 So it just all started pouring out.

00:16:32.920 I started making videos and all that stuff.

00:16:34.400 But I have a lawsuit with the Supreme Court for another acting manager who called me and said they wanted to represent me.

00:16:43.780 And then he called me back, and he said, we really want to work with you.

00:16:47.740 We're no longer working with white men.

00:16:49.620 No way.

00:16:50.180 When I recorded it.

00:16:51.120 I was sitting at my podcast, and I didn't think that was going to happen.

00:16:56.160 I was like, you know, he's like, we're going to get you on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

00:16:59.120 We're going to get you on SNL, the same old shtick.

00:17:02.420 And then he goes, yeah, it's just we're not working with white guys.

00:17:04.960 And I go, I hit record, and I go, can you say that one more time?

00:17:09.200 A little slower for the people in the back.

00:17:11.320 He goes, we're not working with white guys.

00:17:12.760 And I said, is that company policy?

00:17:14.600 And he goes, yeah.

00:17:16.780 What about gay white guys?

00:17:18.160 Wow.

00:17:18.460 I don't know.

00:17:20.900 Maybe.

00:17:21.280 That's what I'm saying.

00:17:21.900 I wonder if you were gay.

00:17:24.500 You should have just said, are you Slavic or Eastern European?

00:17:27.460 Yeah, a little bit.

00:17:28.580 Because the Coalition for Communities of Color says that Eastern Europeans are people of color.

00:17:32.760 Really?

00:17:33.340 Yeah, for real.

00:17:34.960 They do.

00:17:35.840 I was like, hey, I just like, no, I'm not white.

00:17:39.900 I swear to God, I've been pretending to be white.

00:17:42.840 It's a big mistake.

00:17:44.060 I was told white people have it all.

00:17:47.440 So, yeah, so I've had a lawsuit pending with them for like two years now.

00:17:51.020 Wow.

00:17:51.820 Yeah.

00:17:52.300 Yeah, that's wild.

00:17:52.920 And then I kind of got canceled for even pursuing that lawsuit.

00:17:57.080 You know, I put it on Twitter, and then I got obliterated.

00:18:00.840 You're racist, white guy, screw it.

00:18:03.140 So I'm like, you can't win.

00:18:04.620 You have to do your own thing.

00:18:05.820 Do you have representation now?

00:18:06.840 Did you find somebody?

00:18:07.460 Oh, yeah.

00:18:07.980 Yeah, I got a lawyer two years ago.

00:18:10.120 We were, I think, waiting for the deposition at this point.

00:18:14.060 This is what happens with like moderate liberal individuals, or I should say like classically

00:18:18.660 liberal, not necessarily like libertarian in terms of economics or anything, but you

00:18:24.300 get these regular folks.

00:18:25.780 I think people kind of where we are politically, where we're like, hey, man, you know, it doesn't

00:18:29.800 matter what your race is.

00:18:30.720 You know, we're all here to live and work together.

00:18:32.520 We want to be friends.

00:18:33.600 And then what happens is someone proposes a law and says you shouldn't be able to discriminate

00:18:37.480 on the basis of race, religion, national origin.

00:18:39.760 And good, rational people are like, yeah, you shouldn't be able to do that.

00:18:44.680 I mean, that's messed up that someone would fire someone for their race.

00:18:47.960 The problem is the people who aligned with that view were secretly saying we just we

00:18:52.420 just hate white people.

00:18:53.000 And so what happens is you get this coalition of left liberal saying, hey, no more racism

00:18:58.640 or whatever, however you want to describe it.

00:19:00.960 And then as soon as that law is in place, the left says, OK, now no white people either.

00:19:05.840 And so now those who are in the middle like us who are just, hey, racism is bad.

00:19:09.160 I don't care who you're attacking based on the color of their skin or whatever.

00:19:11.720 It's not a good thing.

00:19:12.860 Now you have the left being like, no, we were always OK with it.

00:19:15.280 We just manipulated you to gain power and swing the pendulum in our direction.

00:19:18.120 Yeah, but what about this thought?

00:19:19.740 Because, you know, I've debated people on this, whether systemic racism exists.

00:19:23.500 And I've debated, you know, white guys would be like, you know, the system.

00:19:26.680 I do believe that we have systemic racism, especially against black people in the past.

00:19:30.100 But when I argued with him, he's like, no, that's not true.

00:19:32.920 We've never been racist to Indians or black people and all this stuff.

00:19:35.920 But then if you tell that same person, are we systemically racist to white people now?

00:19:39.000 He's like, yes, we are.

00:19:40.220 So I'm like, so you don't think in the past you could have been systemically racist towards

00:19:42.920 other, you know, racists?

00:19:44.300 I think the issue there is what does systemic racism mean?

00:19:48.200 And there's I don't use that.

00:19:51.560 I don't like using that phrase anymore because it was supposed to mean like a root structure

00:19:55.880 that has racist, you know.

00:19:58.100 So you take like actually think about this way, a blotch of paint of racism.

00:20:03.380 And when you take the brush and drag it out, it eventually fades out.

00:20:06.840 But there's still streaks of racism going to the far edge of the paper.

00:20:09.880 I'm saying that in court.

00:20:10.760 Your Honor, I have this canvas here.

00:20:14.360 Here's the blot of racism.

00:20:15.380 But my point is, you have all this racism back in the day and it's fading away.

00:20:20.200 It's fading away.

00:20:20.840 So there are still components of it.

00:20:23.160 But the problem is the left takes systemic racism to mean the everyone is racist.

00:20:29.200 That's just it.

00:20:29.720 No matter what you do, if you are white, you are racist.

00:20:32.400 So terrible.

00:20:33.320 And it's like, no, no, this is not.

00:20:35.140 Yeah, this is not correct.

00:20:35.960 Well, don't you think hiring Kamala Harris just because she's black or a woman isn't that

00:20:40.300 kind of racist?

00:20:41.040 Yeah, that's racist.

00:20:41.860 And they said they were doing it.

00:20:42.980 Yeah.

00:20:43.820 That's discrimination.

00:20:45.020 I mean, you had it.

00:20:45.780 Discriminated against everybody else.

00:20:47.400 Exactly.

00:20:47.900 I mean, if you don't check those boxes.

00:20:49.580 Yeah.

00:20:50.020 And her.

00:20:50.620 Yeah.

00:20:51.640 Racism could be positive or negative.

00:20:53.320 Right.

00:20:53.640 So when you do these DEI training, you ever do one of these DEI courses?

00:20:57.080 They're like, they show this.

00:20:59.600 And it'll be like, racism isn't just derogatory.

00:21:02.420 And then it'll show like a white woman walk up to an Asian guy and go, Lou is really good

00:21:06.360 at math.

00:21:07.020 And it'll be like, no, this is racist.

00:21:10.160 So like compliment, assuming an Asian guy is good at math.

00:21:13.180 You're perpetuating a stereotype.

00:21:14.860 Exactly.

00:21:15.380 Even though it's complimentary, like you must be really good at something.

00:21:18.200 They're still offended by it.

00:21:19.160 Right.

00:21:19.320 And inherently to hire Kamala Harris, you know, who not only is the first black, you know,

00:21:25.660 vice president, also the first Indian autistic hyena that has been hired.

00:21:31.240 But if she had autism, I think she'd be more talented.

00:21:33.820 I don't think her autism is not strong enough.

00:21:35.880 But you're almost saying, you know, black women aren't good enough to even get this job.

00:21:40.420 So we're going to put you up there, which is kind of it's it's insulting.

00:21:44.700 Yeah.

00:21:45.960 The system's broken.

00:21:46.880 But it's funny how we're I feel like the classically liberal position and classical liberal does

00:21:53.380 not mean liberals in the United States.

00:21:55.760 Traditionally, that's totally different.

00:21:56.820 I'm talking about like live and let live mentality.

00:21:59.820 We're still in the exact same position.

00:22:01.120 We're like, hey, stop being racist, please.

00:22:02.780 Right.

00:22:02.920 But now it's just the left that's doing it.

00:22:04.580 And they love this thing where it's like, oh, the right says the left are the real racist.

00:22:08.380 Well, it's because you are.

00:22:09.780 Yeah, they really are.

00:22:11.240 And they say it out loud.

00:22:13.220 You know, the people that are racist, I'm sure they're hiding somewhere.

00:22:16.560 They're doing it quietly.

00:22:18.060 You don't you don't really see it.

00:22:19.640 You know, no one's screaming it.

00:22:21.700 But the left is saying it out loud.

00:22:23.560 They said it to you.

00:22:24.320 They said it to you.

00:22:25.040 They said it to me.

00:22:25.680 They're telling everybody, you know, we're just not going to work with you just because

00:22:28.340 you're white.

00:22:28.900 This is why I absolutely this.

00:22:30.760 This is what really triggers me my whole life with the modern growing of the left and everything,

00:22:35.640 because my my my family literally having like my mom is is part Korean.

00:22:41.140 My dad is white.

00:22:42.140 And then all of a sudden I'm hearing all these narratives about affirmative action and stuff.

00:22:45.760 My dad gets denied promotions as a firefighter because they they because of affirmative action.

00:22:51.820 And so my family were lower class struggling to get by mixed race and all that are struggling.

00:22:59.040 And I'm just like, how is it that they're going to take opportunities from my dad, who is a component of what they claim to want this multicultural, you know, thing.

00:23:09.280 And what really bothers me is now when you have like the critical race theorists, Derek Ballant, for instance, they believe in racial segregation.

00:23:16.840 And so you have these people who claim that they want the great melting pot.

00:23:23.180 They want to end miscegenation.

00:23:24.540 And then two generations later, here I am.

00:23:26.900 And they're like, you shouldn't exist.

00:23:28.880 Yeah, your your your your family, your your parents should have been separated because they're different races.

00:23:33.320 I'm like, are you nuts?

00:23:34.560 We're doing the exact thing where that's prototype for the thing that you claim to want.

00:23:39.280 Well, and we talk about race a lot, but I honestly think it's the nuclear family, too, you know, because like there's a lot of black guys that, you know, if you're born without a dad in the household, doesn't matter your skin color.

00:23:52.440 You know, you're going to just have no male influence, I think, to help guide you in life.

00:23:55.900 So I think that's it's not necessarily all black or white.

00:23:59.000 I think a lot of it is like the family structure.

00:24:00.520 And then also it's the fact that they're getting rid of the middle class.

00:24:03.240 We basically don't have a middle class anymore.

00:24:04.760 So you're either just super poor.

00:24:06.640 You're super rich.

00:24:07.380 So how do you function in society if you have no money or you don't have any power?

00:24:11.320 You have no control?

00:24:12.280 I mean, look, we'll just we'll get more and more political with it.

00:24:14.500 Which which political faction in the past few years was supporting the largest transfer of wealth to the ultra elites?

00:24:20.120 It's it's it's it's it was the Democrat voter base with the mandates, the lockdowns, the no liability contracts for large pharmaceuticals with the the the stimulus and all that stuff, the extraction of wealth, the destruction of small businesses.

00:24:34.940 It's wild to me that the people who are this is why I just see so much evil here.

00:24:40.960 They claim to say, oh, we hate racism.

00:24:42.620 And then they enact policies segregating by race.

00:24:44.960 They claim to support women.

00:24:46.400 And then they say, but males can take what to enter women's spaces.

00:24:49.680 Yeah, they claim to like all of these things they claim to support.

00:24:52.700 They're doing the inverse of they claim to support the working class and they support policies that destroy mom and pop shop businesses.

00:24:58.780 So during during the lockdowns, these blue states are doing this.

00:25:02.920 People got to understand if you own a restaurant and a lot of people probably experience this, you've got twenty thousand dollars worth of food product in your refrigerators.

00:25:10.300 They shut you down.

00:25:11.200 It spoils.

00:25:12.140 You ain't getting that 20 grand back.

00:25:13.560 You're done.

00:25:14.240 Your business is gone.

00:25:15.760 What happens?

00:25:16.800 The mom and pop store selling seeds closes down.

00:25:19.160 But they let, you know, like in Michigan, they let Walmart stay open.

00:25:22.600 The largest transfer of wealth.

00:25:24.460 And it was for whatever reason, it's the right saying, hey, stop doing this.

00:25:27.920 And the left being like, no, we probably should keep doing it.

00:25:30.020 Yeah, but our country is being run by multinational corporations.

00:25:32.940 It's not even human beings.

00:25:34.120 I mean, Walmart.

00:25:34.980 No, seriously.

00:25:35.740 I mean, literally, like if I try to get something done in Congress, I would never I wouldn't have a shot.

00:25:40.780 But if I was Raytheon or Halliburton, they can go in there and just pick and choose and get whatever vote or whatever they need to do to get it done.

00:25:47.000 So, I mean, I feel like the funny thing is actually Raytheon has to negotiate with Walmart to get a bill passed.

00:25:51.480 So basically, I'm sure they do.

00:25:53.020 But it is because you've got these big corporations, not to call them out specifically,

00:25:56.940 because I don't know their exact details.

00:25:58.220 So let's just say hypothetically, Corporation A funds a lobby for politician, you know, one.

00:26:03.960 And then Corporation B funds lobbies for politician two.

00:26:07.880 And then those two corporations are like, wait, wait, hold on.

00:26:10.740 We're funding these two politicians that are about to go head to head in Congress.

00:26:13.320 So those corporations probably meet and be like, OK, so we're getting behind this one guy and he wants to do these bills.

00:26:18.000 Is that going to interrupt your stuff?

00:26:19.100 We need to negotiate on this.

00:26:20.260 I guarantee you that happens.

00:26:21.380 Oh, for sure.

00:26:22.580 Corporations negotiating our laws for the politicians they've sponsored.

00:26:25.740 Right.

00:26:26.520 Well, it just shows you that we they give us the illusion that we have control and power and they're voting right or left.

00:26:31.200 But like I just said, I just think it's the multinational corporations that are really calling the shots.

00:26:35.620 Yeah.

00:26:36.640 So where are we at now?

00:26:39.540 I mean, you're suing over you got fired for or not hired.

00:26:44.900 Yeah, not hired.

00:26:45.660 Denied work.

00:26:46.400 Yeah.

00:26:46.640 But now you're working with The Daily Wire and you've done a bunch of stuff with The Daily Wire.

00:26:48.960 Yeah.

00:26:49.900 So so back to my point about not really caring about, you know, working with somebody that might be controversial like The Daily Wire.

00:26:58.580 Oh, yeah.

00:26:59.320 It just it doesn't matter.

00:27:00.980 I mean, I was told, you know, you can't even be in Hollywood because of your skin color.

00:27:06.180 So to even be in a movie is great.

00:27:08.540 It's like I'm not going to.

00:27:09.940 Yeah, I definitely had the thought, like, do I want to get involved with The Daily Wire?

00:27:13.540 You know, because I was I live in New York City.

00:27:15.420 I'm around very, very leftist people didn't get the covid shot.

00:27:20.260 So I also got fired for that.

00:27:21.980 So it's like I got fired for being white, got fired for.

00:27:25.060 Well, you couldn't be on set.

00:27:26.140 Well, why'd you get?

00:27:26.820 Yeah, I couldn't be on set.

00:27:28.020 You know, couldn't go to the comedy clubs.

00:27:29.720 Yeah.

00:27:30.140 You know, not only that, but I was told I'm a domestic terrorist.

00:27:33.920 Well, you are.

00:27:34.600 And you voted for Trump.

00:27:36.200 Is that what it is?

00:27:37.020 No, no.

00:27:38.120 And so I was just like, what is happening?

00:27:42.160 What is happening?

00:27:43.260 So I think it's turning around.

00:27:45.160 You know, look, it is.

00:27:46.460 It is.

00:27:47.140 But I think the people that really fought for it are I'm exhausted.

00:27:50.840 Yeah, but I'm ready for Hollywood to die.

00:27:52.760 Like, I hope they die.

00:27:53.900 Yeah.

00:27:54.140 I'm mad that the SAG and the Writers Guild came back to, you know, an agreement that are

00:27:58.420 working.

00:27:58.820 I wanted them to be on strike forever.

00:28:00.380 Me too.

00:28:00.480 Because, dude, SAG and those unions, they don't even help out the struggling actors.

00:28:03.660 I think it's like 15% of SAG members make 95% of the money.

00:28:08.080 It's something ridiculous.

00:28:09.180 Like, you know, most actors don't make any.

00:28:10.480 Yeah, I think only 5% or so.

00:28:11.900 Yeah.

00:28:12.060 10% of SAG members make a living.

00:28:14.420 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:28:15.300 It is.

00:28:15.840 I mean, I was doing TV shows pretty regularly.

00:28:18.660 Co-stars, guest stars.

00:28:20.180 I wasn't making enough to live.

00:28:21.820 Yeah, because a day rate's like $1,500 or something for just the SAG day rate.

00:28:25.660 I gotta tell you, my view of SAG is that it exists to stop competition.

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00:29:57.460 Acting.

00:30:01.080 But that didn't work.

00:30:02.520 It's to guarantee that that 5% can be ultra wealthy because a lot of acting jobs are union

00:30:08.860 required.

00:30:09.340 Like you have to be in the union to get these roles and it's really hard for people to get

00:30:13.360 these roles.

00:30:14.240 It's really hard.

00:30:15.240 Yeah.

00:30:15.380 But luckily now we all have an iPhone.

00:30:18.160 Everybody can start a podcast.

00:30:19.640 Like I remember when Howard Stern was making fun of Joe Rogan and Ari Shafir and being

00:30:23.380 like, podcasts are so stupid.

00:30:24.920 But now anybody can literally be a Hollywood producer.

00:30:27.840 And I think that is the biggest threat to Hollywood is that independent people like the

00:30:31.240 Daily Wire, Tyler's content, my content, anybody's content can go viral.

00:30:36.100 Yeah.

00:30:36.260 And they almost have to pay for that virality.

00:30:37.940 They can't even organically go viral.

00:30:39.680 For sure.

00:30:40.340 And if someone asked us this the other night on IRL, Timcastle IRL, the Kimmel and Fallon,

00:30:48.100 these YouTube videos get millions of views and they're like, how is that possible?

00:30:51.000 Who's watching?

00:30:51.460 I'm like, no, no, no, nobody.

00:30:52.500 But YouTube puts it on the front page no matter what.

00:30:54.280 Yeah.

00:30:54.420 They make sure it exists.

00:30:56.100 It's the narrative machine.

00:30:57.260 Even though this is wild.

00:30:58.920 You can have people who, like you mentioned, build up their own brands and build up the

00:31:02.520 following proving the merit of their talent.

00:31:05.460 And YouTube's like, we'd rather just put Colbert there.

00:31:08.660 And people are like, it's not good.

00:31:10.740 Yeah, but they can pay for those ads.

00:31:12.100 You can pay for Google and get clicks.

00:31:14.380 No, but to be algorithmically placed on the front page, to be whitelisted in that way.

00:31:19.460 Yeah.

00:31:20.160 They have to pick you for that.

00:31:21.840 Yeah.

00:31:22.020 They decide, well, you know what?

00:31:23.000 We're going to do this.

00:31:24.940 I mean, I went on Gutfeld the other night.

00:31:26.980 He gets more views than any of these other late night shows.

00:31:30.060 Yep.

00:31:30.460 Oh, I'm sure.

00:31:31.080 Which is massively.

00:31:32.040 Fox News, a comedy show on Fox News.

00:31:35.120 I mean, what does that say about where the culture's going?

00:31:37.840 Look, with Disney's total failures recently, I don't believe they recover.

00:31:45.120 You don't think Disney recovers?

00:31:47.220 I mean, isn't they the biggest and baddest?

00:31:49.980 What is it?

00:31:50.660 They own ABC, ESPN.

00:31:52.740 And I mean, they're too big to fail, I guess.

00:31:54.880 I'm not saying they go out of business.

00:31:56.420 Yeah.

00:31:56.620 I'm saying I don't see them putting out another movie and having this turnaround.

00:32:02.000 Like, there's a variety of reasons for this.

00:32:06.540 One, the political sentiment, especially over what's happening with X and Elon Musk saying

00:32:13.080 go F yourselves, a lot.

00:32:15.440 Pretty cool.

00:32:15.960 Pretty cool.

00:32:16.200 Yeah, it's badass.

00:32:16.840 Yes.

00:32:17.420 Well, politics has become pop culture.

00:32:20.060 People are extremely active on the left and the right.

00:32:22.300 The people who are not particularly active tend to be slightly older, but the younger generations

00:32:26.360 are very active.

00:32:28.220 Politics.

00:32:28.540 Because look, Hassan is like one of the biggest live streamers, period.

00:32:33.180 Yes.

00:32:33.360 Not just for a left-wing commentator.

00:32:35.720 And it is politics.

00:32:37.700 We have consistently, if you go Monday through Friday, 8 p.m., if you go to youtube.com slash

00:32:44.320 live, the most viewed live show is Timcast IRL, politics, news, and culture.

00:32:49.860 I mean, that's kind of crazy.

00:32:51.360 I didn't believe, someone told me that and I was like, no, it's got to be a video game

00:32:54.160 or something.

00:32:54.660 No, it's us.

00:32:55.660 Yeah.

00:32:56.260 So what I see with Disney is, and with things like Lady Ballers, because I was talking to

00:33:02.360 Ryan Long about this before the show last night.

00:33:05.720 This is, I think the future is going to be, I don't know for how long, but the market is

00:33:11.180 going to sort of digitize into a bunch of smaller markets.

00:33:15.360 Yeah.

00:33:15.820 Maybe it coalesces at some point.

00:33:17.580 I don't know how or when, but this is why I don't see Disney recovering.

00:33:20.800 The Marvel movies were huge 10 years ago, and now it's just garbage.

00:33:25.480 Yeah, they suck.

00:33:26.300 Even if they came out with a good one, I'm just, I got to be honest, I'm over it.

00:33:30.020 Yeah.

00:33:30.380 Really.

00:33:30.780 And I think about it, I'm like, you know, we used to be so excited for the new Marvel

00:33:34.760 movie that was coming out, and then Avengers Infinity War happened, and that was the end.

00:33:38.120 Now it's like, they announce Loki, they announce, I don't even know, what is it, Secret

00:33:42.600 Wars or whatever, and I'm just like, I don't care.

00:33:44.460 Is Batman a Marvel?

00:33:45.900 No, no, that's DC.

00:33:47.020 Okay.

00:33:47.360 But they had Blue Beetle, which is DC, and I'm like, honestly, I just don't care.

00:33:54.080 And that's, I think, Warner Brothers or whatever.

00:33:56.560 But Disney could announce a new movie, and I'm just going to be like, well, I just don't

00:34:01.600 really care anymore.

00:34:02.700 The thing about how many people now are having kids that are going, well, I'm not going to

00:34:05.520 take my kids.

00:34:06.320 If I have kids, I'm not taking them to see a Disney movie.

00:34:08.780 Right.

00:34:09.560 There's no way.

00:34:10.760 Yeah, but there is a weird phenomenon of Disney adults.

00:34:13.820 Have you seen that?

00:34:14.840 Yeah, it's creepy.

00:34:15.360 Adults that are obsessed with Disney, that's weird.

00:34:18.120 That's weird.

00:34:19.000 Yeah.

00:34:19.460 That is weird.

00:34:20.840 But, you know, so-

00:34:22.080 I got my Disney season pass.

00:34:24.020 I'm going to go to Disney every day.

00:34:25.360 It's like, you're probably a pedophile.

00:34:27.080 All right.

00:34:27.200 So, look, I don't know if Lady Ballers ends up grossing a billion dollars, right?

00:34:32.100 Or I should say, it's not going to.

00:34:34.200 And they don't need to either.

00:34:35.700 That's the thing.

00:34:36.340 The Daily Wire, you know, if all of their subscribers watch it.

00:34:39.880 Well, take a look at this.

00:34:41.260 It's not even about their subscribers.

00:34:42.360 Here's the future of where I think we're probably going to be going.

00:34:47.140 Daily Wire spends- I'm just going to do hypothetical numbers.

00:34:50.100 I don't know how much they spend on this movie.

00:34:51.240 Probably a lot.

00:34:51.680 I think Jeremy said 7 million.

00:34:53.140 7 million?

00:34:53.840 Yeah.

00:34:54.320 He said it in an interview.

00:34:55.580 That's what they spent on this movie, 7?

00:34:58.440 That's not a low-budget movie.

00:35:00.100 I mean, I guess in the sense of Hollywood.

00:35:01.620 Compared to a Hollywood movie.

00:35:02.700 I know a Hollywood movie's a lot, but 7's nothing to see said.

00:35:05.240 The Napoleon movie was 200 million, or 400 million.

00:35:08.920 So get this.

00:35:09.620 One of the two.

00:35:10.340 How many people watch an episode of the Ben Shapiro show?

00:35:13.960 Does it total, like, I don't know, like a million people, right?

00:35:17.320 I don't know the actual numbers, because you've got all the different platforms, but he does well.

00:35:22.700 7 million dollars.

00:35:24.680 That means the Daily Wire only needs to sign up 70,000 members to cover the cost of that movie after one year.

00:35:32.700 And actually, that math is wrong.

00:35:34.480 That puts them up 140,000.

00:35:37.880 Is Candace in the movie?

00:35:39.320 Well, that puts them up 1.4 million.

00:35:41.720 Or is that a secret?

00:35:43.160 I don't recall.

00:35:45.360 Damn, dude.

00:35:46.360 I don't recall.

00:35:47.680 So check it out.

00:35:49.300 When we made Infringed, a documentary with Lauren Southern, the proposition, the business proposition is so, so easy.

00:35:59.620 The average member, at least for us, is like 17 months.

00:36:04.680 And the reality is, like, a large portion are basically indefinite members at our website, at timcast.com.

00:36:11.240 And it's 10 bucks a month.

00:36:13.900 Some people are only for a few months, but on average, it comes out to maybe like 17.

00:36:16.820 And that means one person signs up, we can average out, it's going to be like 170 bucks.

00:36:21.460 So if we're going to spend $100,000 on a project, we're like, okay, all we really need is about 1,000 new members.

00:36:28.640 But the shows we do get millions of views.

00:36:30.940 So if we can convert even 1,000.

00:36:32.620 So when you look at what the Daily Wire is doing, they're like, we spent $7 million.

00:36:36.600 They only got to sign up over the course of, like, they're going to make their money back.

00:36:40.280 Yeah, they will.

00:36:40.800 And they're going to make money.

00:36:42.020 I think they'll make it back right away, to be honest.

00:36:44.100 Absolutely.

00:36:44.420 I mean, the marketing trailer had 25 million views on it.

00:36:48.380 And they only need 70,000 of those people to sign up as new members to watch the movie.

00:36:53.600 And then on average, I don't know what their average turns out to be for Daily Wire.

00:36:57.380 I think they're actually like 13 bucks.

00:36:59.060 So it's a little bit, they need less than that.

00:37:01.000 They may only need like 50,000 people.

00:37:02.660 Right.

00:37:02.980 But for a network with, you know, 30 million fans and like combined all the different followers,

00:37:08.620 like and all their personalities saying sign up to watch the movie.

00:37:10.760 Yeah.

00:37:11.140 They do not need to gain that many paying subscribers to cover the cost of that film.

00:37:15.360 And they're going to get $7 million worth of marketing if New York Times hates it, if all

00:37:19.120 of these big media companies.

00:37:20.520 Newsweek put out an article that said Ted Cruz stars in Daily Wire.

00:37:25.100 He's in it for like three seconds.

00:37:26.940 But that was a great.

00:37:27.940 That's the best publicity you can get.

00:37:28.820 Such a clickable thing.

00:37:30.200 Yeah.

00:37:30.420 I think it's going to be big just like, just because it pisses off all the right people.

00:37:35.900 And there's no competition with comedy films right now.

00:37:38.220 So imagine there hasn't been a real comedy film for 10 years or something.

00:37:42.080 What's the last good, The Hangover?

00:37:43.380 I'm trying to think.

00:37:43.900 What's the last good?

00:37:44.800 Ted 2.

00:37:45.880 Ted was, yeah.

00:37:47.020 So this is what everybody says.

00:37:49.020 Because we've been talking about this.

00:37:50.340 When was the last comedy film?

00:37:51.280 Yeah.

00:37:51.720 Everybody asked.

00:37:52.480 They're like, Ted 2.

00:37:53.660 And I'm like, really?

00:37:54.420 That's great.

00:37:55.100 Yeah, it's true.

00:37:56.080 Yeah.

00:37:56.180 But if you look at the movies of the 90s, we were just saying this, Shawshank Redemption,

00:38:00.680 all these great movies.

00:38:02.220 I think last year, other than Top Gun, I think Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was the highest grossing

00:38:07.240 film last year, I believe.

00:38:09.600 Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

00:38:10.620 I mean, where are we as a society where that's the number?

00:38:13.060 Fox News is the biggest comedy.

00:38:15.560 Sonic is killing.

00:38:17.020 Yeah.

00:38:17.240 So we did pull this up, but the number one grossing comedy film, according to the numbers.com,

00:38:23.080 is Barbie.

00:38:24.200 But that's not a comedy.

00:38:25.200 Oh.

00:38:25.280 I mean, it kind of is.

00:38:26.120 It kind of was.

00:38:27.160 No, but like, kind of doesn't mean is, right?

00:38:29.740 Yeah.

00:38:30.020 If a movie has something, something, comma, comedy, fine.

00:38:34.660 Yeah.

00:38:34.940 But we're talking about a movie that says comedy.

00:38:37.080 Yeah.

00:38:37.640 And you've got Barbie, Haunted Mansion, A Man Called Otto, No Hard Feelings, 80 for Brady,

00:38:42.860 Asteroid City, Magic Mike's Last Dance.

00:38:44.940 That's a comedy?

00:38:46.340 Was it really?

00:38:47.140 They're still making Magic Mike's.

00:38:49.240 Magic Mike's, yeah.

00:38:49.920 Is Channing Tatum or whatever?

00:38:51.300 Is he still in it?

00:38:52.160 And they also include children's film, kids' films, Strays, Are You There, God?

00:38:57.500 It's Me, Margaret.

00:38:59.480 That's a comedy film?

00:39:00.760 Like, none of these are Ruby Gilman, Teenage Kraken.

00:39:04.880 That's not a comedy film.

00:39:06.360 These aren't comedies.

00:39:07.220 It's Hocus Pocus.

00:39:10.300 Haunted Mansion, maybe as a kid's film, have comedic elements.

00:39:14.680 Think about how many comedy films we're cranking out when we were kids.

00:39:18.600 Yeah, but how is Hocus Pocus, a movie from 1993, a top 20 grossing box office movie?

00:39:24.560 I think it got re-released.

00:39:25.880 Yeah, but just during Halloween, I'm guessing.

00:39:27.960 So for one month, it can be a top 20 movie?

00:39:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:31.380 That's wild, dude.

00:39:32.060 That's insane.

00:39:32.760 We're in, like, a dirty dancing version of you're not allowed to.

00:39:36.760 That's what this feels like.

00:39:38.780 No jokes.

00:39:39.600 Doesn't it feel like we're really just not allowed to have comedy?

00:39:43.800 It's crazy.

00:39:44.860 Yeah.

00:39:44.940 So the Daily Wire is competing with nothing.

00:39:47.480 Nothing.

00:39:48.220 With nothing.

00:39:49.000 With Bottoms.

00:39:49.560 Oh, and Bottoms, number 16.

00:39:51.060 So that's a movie with Marshawn Lynch.

00:39:52.800 And that's a movie.

00:39:54.020 It's about America.

00:39:54.840 It's an American Pie version of girls trying to lose their virginity.

00:39:58.140 And Marshawn Lynch, who I got in a big fight with at a Las Vegas casino recently,

00:40:01.680 he's in the movie, and if you watch the trailer, Tim, it's the grocery trailer,

00:40:05.780 he's like, y'all don't know how to lick the lasagna, y'all don't know how to.

00:40:09.020 And he's talking to, these are, it's like American Pie,

00:40:11.980 these are high school girls that want to lose their virginity.

00:40:14.160 And he's their coach or whatever.

00:40:15.760 He's, like, their PE coach.

00:40:16.900 Yo, I could remake that movie.

00:40:17.980 It'd be a minute long.

00:40:20.160 Like, the girl would just be like, hello, guy.

00:40:21.860 And he'd be like, you want to go to my place?

00:40:22.960 No, but I think his girls have lesbian.

00:40:24.620 They want to lose their lesbian virginity in the movie.

00:40:27.780 Even easier.

00:40:28.560 Yes, read the description for Bottoms.

00:40:32.340 But I didn't even think it says in the description, it's like American.

00:40:34.540 It says they start a fight club to lose their virginities to cheerleaders.

00:40:37.620 Oh, you're right.

00:40:38.380 Yes, but it's lesbian virginity.

00:40:39.960 You're right, you're right.

00:40:40.500 Girls want to lose it.

00:40:41.780 And Marshawn Lynch got a lot of heat from the black community.

00:40:46.340 And they said, oh, why are you supporting this LGBTQIA plus nonsense?

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00:42:21.240 Dude, this is, look at this, Delicatessen is number 29 on the list of 2023 comedies.

00:42:26.620 That's from 1992.

00:42:28.320 Wow.

00:42:29.180 Because they do these re-releases.

00:42:31.420 Yeah, and it made a million bucks.

00:42:32.880 Look, man, this is why, the way I described it is Jeremy Boring's riding a moped behind

00:42:38.860 these tractor trailers that are throwing gold off the back of the truck.

00:42:42.480 Yeah.

00:42:42.680 And he's just catching them and putting them in his little sidecar.

00:42:45.920 It's, it's, it's, Jeremy's a smart, brilliant guy.

00:42:48.400 He, he, that Together Again song is fantastic.

00:42:50.800 It looks like he's a great actor as well, running a successful company, so he's talented.

00:42:54.500 Yeah, and we did this in like 20 days.

00:42:57.580 Wow.

00:42:57.820 I mean.

00:42:59.020 In Nashville just.

00:42:59.980 Because they were going off to film another series in Europe, so they, they were.

00:43:03.280 Is that a series they're filming with Brett Cooper?

00:43:05.420 It's a series, yeah.

00:43:06.440 So that's a Snow White series.

00:43:07.720 No, no, no, no, no.

00:43:08.440 No, no, no.

00:43:08.840 They're doing a lot.

00:43:10.260 They did Snow White, and now they're doing like a fantasy series.

00:43:12.920 Oh, so that's not Snow White that she's working on.

00:43:14.900 She is.

00:43:15.400 Oh.

00:43:15.740 Well, she did that.

00:43:16.720 And then.

00:43:16.920 She's doing, so they're doing a series called Pendragon something.

00:43:19.700 Yeah.

00:43:20.220 And it's like seven, I think it's seven episodes?

00:43:22.500 Seven or eight.

00:43:22.980 It's like a Game of Thrones type of, it's a novel, they bought the rights to a book series.

00:43:27.880 Yep.

00:43:28.240 So they're, they've been filming that in Europe, and.

00:43:31.120 That's a lot more than seven million bucks to produce.

00:43:32.880 That's a lot more than seven million.

00:43:34.460 Seriously, you know, one of the challenges for Daily Wire Plus for me is, when can I get

00:43:39.220 it on my TV is the challenge, right?

00:43:41.580 So when, you were in Terror on the Prairie, right?

00:43:43.980 Yeah.

00:43:44.440 When that came out, we kind of tried pretty hard to figure out how to sit down on the couch

00:43:49.380 and watch the movie, and then just, I went back to work.

00:43:51.640 I'm like, I don't know, we'll figure it out.

00:43:53.680 And we need, we need like TV apps.

00:43:56.540 So like, we were like, we'll plug our laptop into the TV or something.

00:43:59.300 Right.

00:43:59.700 But who's going to, I'm not going to do that.

00:44:01.420 Yeah.

00:44:01.780 To like, simulcast it.

00:44:02.940 I don't even know how to do that.

00:44:03.680 Well, okay.

00:44:04.080 And this, and I'm, and I'm, now it's going to sound like I'm anti Gina Carano.

00:44:08.040 I love Gina Carano.

00:44:09.100 She's great.

00:44:09.940 But do you ever think she regrets speaking out?

00:44:12.800 No.

00:44:13.400 You don't think she does?

00:44:14.340 No.

00:44:14.820 Because, well, I was talking the other day and I, you know, we, we keep in touch about this

00:44:19.120 stuff because we're living these like new lives now.

00:44:21.640 Yeah.

00:44:21.900 And, uh, I mean, she was.

00:44:23.400 But she was at the top.

00:44:24.600 She was on the Mandalorian, the top show.

00:44:27.220 Yeah.

00:44:27.380 Yeah.

00:44:27.680 That's like Tucker Carlson getting, I mean, you're at the top.

00:44:29.940 No, she was, she was at the, at the absolute top.

00:44:32.980 But I, I just said it was going to happen sometime anyways.

00:44:36.960 Yeah.

00:44:37.220 With all these new fake rules that you have to follow.

00:44:39.500 I was like, it doesn't matter if it was that tweet or another thing or another thing.

00:44:43.460 By the time the vaccine mandates came out, she would have, she would have, she would

00:44:46.720 have lost everything on that.

00:44:47.860 That's a good point.

00:44:48.240 Yeah.

00:44:48.420 She, she turned, we weren't even supposed to do Terror on the Prairie where she had

00:44:52.220 another film slated and, uh, she said, I'm not doing the vaccine mandate.

00:44:57.380 Was it the other film?

00:44:58.840 Was that like with Disney or like a major studio?

00:45:00.600 No, this was, I think, um, with Daily Wire, but it was, um, Daily Wire had a vaccine mandate?

00:45:07.480 Well, it might've been SAG or something.

00:45:09.520 So you just had to.

00:45:10.080 So was your movie a SAG movie?

00:45:11.360 Was Lady Bowers?

00:45:12.120 No.

00:45:12.260 It wasn't.

00:45:12.660 Yeah.

00:45:12.780 No, that's the other thing is like, I'm, I'm SAG.

00:45:15.520 So it's like, I'm still, I'm also, I'm also risking it.

00:45:18.940 You know, it's like, I'm also risking it.

00:45:21.720 But they're not going to kick you out of SAG.

00:45:23.300 Maybe they will now.

00:45:24.280 Don't clip this and send it to any SAG reps in New York.

00:45:26.780 Do you even care to be in SAG at this point?

00:45:29.440 Who's to say?

00:45:30.200 I mean, I want, I might want to make a movie at some point.

00:45:32.660 Do you need, do you need them?

00:45:34.980 You don't need them.

00:45:36.380 But here's the other thing.

00:45:37.440 You can do both and I'm going to join it.

00:45:39.900 So I'll be fine.

00:45:40.480 It's called FICOR.

00:45:41.920 Yeah.

00:45:42.260 See, SAG does such a great job of hiding the fact that you can do non-union by joining something

00:45:47.480 called FICOR.

00:45:48.340 You hand in your SAG card, which means you don't have a physical card.

00:45:51.360 You don't get the stupid DVDs, which everyone throws out and you can't vote on whatever crap

00:45:56.980 they're doing.

00:45:57.820 You can do a non-union film and still be represented by SAG.

00:46:01.140 And it only matters in Texas is a right to work state.

00:46:03.360 So you can hire a non-SAG actor.

00:46:05.000 But like in LA, they follow the union rules like to the T.

00:46:08.980 And that's why during the COVID lockdowns, they were crazy about it.

00:46:13.020 I mean, the testing, I think you had to get like four tests before you even went on a

00:46:15.940 set.

00:46:16.360 I mean, it was whatever the requirements of the union put in, it was just a waste of

00:46:20.020 money.

00:46:20.420 I mean, we're going to start doing movies, but it's mostly just because don't know, don't

00:46:25.000 care, going to do stuff and I just do things.

00:46:27.280 And so we do it.

00:46:28.420 You're, you're in a field of, it's a vast open field of no competition.

00:46:32.820 Yeah.

00:46:33.180 So, uh, the challenge, however, is competing with those films from 1993 bottoms, right?

00:46:39.460 Yeah.

00:46:40.000 But the challenge is distribution.

00:46:41.560 And so, but this is why when, when I'm looking at like lady balls, for instance, again, I

00:46:46.180 was talking with Ryan, uh, Ryan long yesterday and I was saying, I think we are going to see

00:46:52.800 niche market films with great quality because daily wire only needs 70,000.

00:46:58.520 Again, that number is higher than actually maybe 50,000 to actually pay to watch the movie

00:47:04.400 and they've paid for the movie.

00:47:05.940 Yeah.

00:47:06.400 You know, so we're looking at these big films where they're like, we got to make hundreds

00:47:08.960 of millions of dollars.

00:47:10.220 And I'm like, the issue with memberships is that one person becomes actually 10 ticket

00:47:15.880 sales instead of one because they're here for the whole ride.

00:47:18.120 The whole year.

00:47:18.720 Yeah.

00:47:18.860 So now we're going to end up seeing like we, Tim cast could fund a movie and be like,

00:47:23.440 I don't know.

00:47:23.780 Like if we, if we did a really low budget film or something, I mean, clerks was super low

00:47:27.100 budget.

00:47:27.360 You can do comedies for cheap.

00:47:29.120 Uh, all we got to do is a couple thousand people to sign up and then we funded movies.

00:47:33.200 We could just start cranking these things out.

00:47:34.440 We could make them granted.

00:47:35.440 I don't want to just start cranking things out.

00:47:36.680 We want to get good talent.

00:47:37.420 We want to get good film, you know, uh, filming and everything like that.

00:47:40.020 But I think we're going to see a lot more of this where you're, you take a look at music

00:47:44.520 for instance, right now.

00:47:46.660 Sure.

00:47:47.160 Taylor Swift is really big.

00:47:48.560 And then you get this moment where they're like every one of her songs is in the billboard

00:47:51.880 top 17 or whatever.

00:47:53.080 And I'm like, yeah, but that's because they just put her music on these digital streaming

00:47:56.760 platforms.

00:47:57.420 The average person is listening to mid-level bands.

00:48:00.420 You know, when you go onto Spotify or Pandora, whatever music service, YouTube music, the bands

00:48:04.980 you're listening to, they're not the biggest bands in the world.

00:48:08.260 A lot of people do listen to big stuff.

00:48:09.700 They listen to big famous people.

00:48:10.840 Everybody's got maybe like some post Malone or something, but then a lot of the music

00:48:14.320 is actually smaller bands that are, that are in rotation for them.

00:48:18.360 Okay.

00:48:18.600 Tinfoil hat time.

00:48:19.660 Um, you've heard of the Tavistock Institute, obviously, right?

00:48:22.420 It's like, uh, right in the UK and the UK.

00:48:24.640 And so supposedly this is the conspiracy that they used to do military experiments where they'd

00:48:29.720 get soldiers and they'd give them like LSD and marijuana and they'd have them listen to

00:48:33.080 music and they would see like how their pupils dilate, how their body, if they want to

00:48:36.560 dance, this and that.

00:48:37.340 And so there is a conspiracy that they actually have like a formula that, that's the Taylor

00:48:41.960 Swift uses or these, you know, whatever these big time producers use where they know it's

00:48:46.720 going to be pleasurable to our ears.

00:48:48.020 And that's why she's able to constantly do so many hit songs.

00:48:51.200 Have you ever heard that conspiracy, Tim, that there is like a formula?

00:48:54.020 There is a formula.

00:48:54.960 To what's popular.

00:48:55.960 But there's a, there was this really great video made, I think like 10 years ago by,

00:48:59.180 by a famous music producer who explained how to write a pop song and the song he wrote,

00:49:04.260 the lyrics are explaining what he's doing.

00:49:06.620 So, uh, uh, they have AI that can make pop music.

00:49:10.400 There's actually services where you can, uh, make like say, here's the song I want.

00:49:15.480 Here's the speed I want.

00:49:16.720 Here's the style.

00:49:17.240 And it'll render a song for you.

00:49:19.260 So it's like, we're, we're in this brave new world.

00:49:21.500 It is like that with movies too.

00:49:22.780 There's like an archetype that, that you can follow where, um, if you break too far away

00:49:28.240 from it, people aren't going to watch, you know, every movie has, I don't think that

00:49:32.480 Taylor Swift is part of a government conspiracy or anything like that.

00:49:34.840 No, no.

00:49:35.180 I'm just saying that, that, that like they actually have science, you know, there's a

00:49:38.300 music, musical science to it.

00:49:39.700 And that's why Taylor Swift has 25 hits and why, you know, mid-level bands don't have

00:49:45.060 that, whatever, who let the dogs out, you know, or whatever.

00:49:48.000 Some hit song, you know, that there's something in these songs.

00:49:51.280 I'm trying to think like Psy.

00:49:52.900 Remember that song?

00:49:54.060 Gangnam Style.

00:49:54.400 Gangnam Style.

00:49:55.080 There's something to that.

00:49:56.260 That, why was that the most popular song?

00:49:57.840 That song was played.

00:49:58.560 That was manufactured.

00:49:59.540 That's what I'm saying.

00:50:00.320 I'm just saying.

00:50:00.940 It does hit something in your brain that goes, I like this.

00:50:03.440 I don't know why.

00:50:04.220 Gangnam Style.

00:50:04.840 Yeah.

00:50:05.340 We're all just doing Gangnam Style.

00:50:07.020 I'm like, there's something in this that's subliminal.

00:50:09.400 What's that guy's name?

00:50:10.160 Scooter?

00:50:11.460 Scooter Braun?

00:50:12.300 Is that who it was?

00:50:12.840 That's her manager that ripped her off and then she had to re-record her music.

00:50:15.740 Yeah.

00:50:15.840 He's the guy who did Justin Bieber, everybody.

00:50:18.540 Yeah.

00:50:18.660 I'm pretty sure he did Gangnam Style too.

00:50:20.420 No.

00:50:20.860 Did he?

00:50:21.240 I mean, he might have.

00:50:22.440 I mean.

00:50:23.040 Well, it's been a long time.

00:50:24.700 I know Psy still is like selling out stadiums with that song.

00:50:29.820 I think.

00:50:31.300 Yeah.

00:50:31.560 Yeah.

00:50:31.680 Yeah.

00:50:31.840 Scooter Braun.

00:50:32.300 He did Gangnam Style.

00:50:32.920 Wow.

00:50:33.100 So I was at Google World or whatever 10 years ago.

00:50:36.940 I'm pretty sure.

00:50:37.840 It's been a long time.

00:50:38.660 I barely remember these things.

00:50:39.540 And I think he was there.

00:50:41.020 And he was explaining how they were like, we're going to make Gangnam Style the thing.

00:50:46.280 And the gist of the story.

00:50:48.180 And again, I'm going to say, I'm probably remembering this way wrong because it was a

00:50:51.140 story that didn't matter to me.

00:50:52.060 I didn't care about.

00:50:52.680 And I passively heard while I was at some conference.

00:50:54.920 And it was something like they saw the video.

00:50:58.700 The video was hilarious and goofy.

00:51:00.340 And they thought it could be this generation's Macarena kind of thing.

00:51:04.040 And so I don't know who approached too.

00:51:06.640 I think they might have approached Psy and said, we can make this one really, really big

00:51:10.680 for you.

00:51:11.100 And Psy said something to the effect of, if you make it big in the West, you can keep

00:51:16.060 all of the money.

00:51:16.560 I don't care.

00:51:17.100 Like make the song hit.

00:51:18.100 It's marketing.

00:51:18.540 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:51:19.200 We definitely can't do that.

00:51:20.280 We're going to get you paid.

00:51:21.080 You're going to make a lot of money off the song, but we're going to get it to number one.

00:51:24.340 And there's a variety of tactics that were used.

00:51:28.520 And again, so my understanding from the time, I don't know if Scooter said this or who did,

00:51:32.640 but they basically gamed Reddit to meme-ify the song.

00:51:37.400 And what ended up happening was I remember-

00:51:39.560 With bots or with humans?

00:51:41.040 I don't know.

00:51:41.780 I'm not going to accuse anybody of anything.

00:51:43.580 But I remember surfing Reddit and the front page of Reddit made hits.

00:51:47.300 It was a meme machine.

00:51:48.320 Yeah.

00:51:48.820 Because the meritocracy of upvoting what was good and downvoting what was bad.

00:51:51.880 And so I remember when Gangnam Style hit the front page of Reddit and I saw it probably

00:51:56.720 like when it only had a few hundred thousand views and then it starts popping up over and

00:52:00.040 over again.

00:52:00.460 Everyone's sharing it.

00:52:01.060 I'm like, oh, this is hilarious.

00:52:02.200 And I'm hanging out with my friends in LA and we're doing the dance.

00:52:05.340 Like we're goofing off.

00:52:06.580 And we're like, we were crossing the street.

00:52:08.220 We were going to a Shabu Shabu house.

00:52:10.300 I think it was what it's called where they boil the food in front of you.

00:52:12.680 And then like, I'm crossing the street and I did the horse thing as a gag to my friends

00:52:15.980 thinking like nobody, nobody knew what it was.

00:52:17.600 And a guy honked his horn at me and was like, yeah, Gangnam Style.

00:52:20.540 And I was like, okay, this is getting weird.

00:52:22.480 But here's the wild thing about what Reddit used to be.

00:52:25.780 And I don't know if that's how they did it, but you take someone wrote up, wrote up like

00:52:30.640 a paper about this back in the day when Reddit had a default front page and maybe it still

00:52:35.800 functions this way to a certain degree.

00:52:37.100 You post a video, then you get 10 different phones that are logged into 10 different accounts

00:52:41.940 and you upvote all of those, all of you have all upload, upload that video.

00:52:46.220 So that instantly jumps the algorithm.

00:52:48.100 And then each of those phones downvotes all of the other videos around it.

00:52:52.880 And then instantly it's on the front page and it's getting thousands or whatever, whatever

00:52:57.020 hits.

00:52:58.060 And so you have to imagine if some random dude in the internet wrote this up and made a

00:53:02.280 video about it, the intelligence agencies understood how to gamify social media and

00:53:08.140 do all this stuff.

00:53:08.600 I mean, I had a video go to the front page of Reddit the other day.

00:53:10.880 I don't even know.

00:53:11.600 I've never gone on Reddit.

00:53:12.720 I had a friend text me and go, oh my God, you're on the front page of Reddit.

00:53:16.520 It still to some people has that.

00:53:18.300 I don't know if there's a front page anymore.

00:53:19.540 Has that impact.

00:53:20.120 People love Reddit.

00:53:20.980 I hate it.

00:53:21.740 It is literally just a toxic.

00:53:23.440 I don't even know.

00:53:24.300 What is it?

00:53:25.000 You've never, I mean, I don't go on it.

00:53:26.680 I guess you'd kind of describe it like a message board, but you can upvote and downvote the

00:53:31.000 messages so you'll see what's popular and what, but it's just, a lot of people have

00:53:35.180 Reddits like, um, there used to be an Opie and Anthony Reddit for the show, the Opie and

00:53:39.860 Anthony show.

00:53:40.440 Oh yeah.

00:53:40.680 And this was supposedly the most toxic Reddit ever.

00:53:43.900 There was actually one of them.

00:53:44.800 That I would go on.

00:53:45.400 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:46.020 But one of the moderators in the Reddit and Anthony Coombe shared this later was a guy

00:53:51.940 that shoplifted from a Walmart.

00:53:55.240 He was in an open Jeep, drove away from the cops and his baby fell out of the car and died.

00:53:59.400 And he didn't even go and help the baby.

00:54:01.440 He still tried to run his own baby.

00:54:03.360 And this is one of the head mods of this Reddit, Opie and Anthony.

00:54:06.940 And I'm just saying, this is like how toxic I just use it as an example.

00:54:10.160 Anthony always shares that that guy went to jail because he hated him because the Reddit,

00:54:13.680 if you're an Opie and Anthony Reddit or you're the Howard Stern Reddit, it's all hate, right?

00:54:17.360 It's not support.

00:54:18.600 So Reddit is just-

00:54:19.260 But that's great publicity, you know?

00:54:21.200 Yeah, it is.

00:54:22.080 It is.

00:54:22.660 But like I said, if you read Reddit, dude, it's all like, oh, F you.

00:54:28.220 This person sucks.

00:54:29.440 He's- it's just not a very positive, fun place to sit.

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00:55:57.660 Pretty sure it's fair to say it's the opposite of positive.

00:56:03.120 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:03.740 It's so nasty.

00:56:04.840 It's the nastiest.

00:56:06.160 And I think that's kind of where we are, like our culture is, where people like to be nasty

00:56:11.100 to other people.

00:56:12.240 Like this is what I'm trying to articulate.

00:56:14.600 Shut the fuck up.

00:56:15.680 No, no, no.

00:56:16.080 But I like that is I have, I've had OnlyFans models on my show and I'm not saying OnlyFans

00:56:21.820 is good.

00:56:22.220 It's terrible for society.

00:56:23.220 But really, I'm a libertarian in my mindset.

00:56:25.840 If you're an adult, whatever, you want to be a whore on the internet.

00:56:28.460 But I also was on a podcast, Chrissy Mayer's podcast, and Brandi Love was on there.

00:56:33.460 She's the 14th ranked porn star on Pornhub.

00:56:36.280 And she's like, the whore is here.

00:56:37.840 And I called her a whore.

00:56:39.540 And this video went viral because I was like, oh, you're a whore.

00:56:42.260 Then she got mad that I called her a whore, this and that.

00:56:44.500 So my point is, people get so mad when I'm nice to an OnlyFans model, but they loved it

00:56:48.880 when I called this porn star a whore.

00:56:51.040 People loved it.

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00:56:56.040 mad.

00:56:56.440 You were so nice at OnlyFans model.

00:56:57.840 But when you were mean to Brandi Love, I love that.

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00:57:05.280 And he's like, well, I'm a virgin.

00:57:07.060 I'm 30 years old.

00:57:08.740 And I've never been laid.

00:57:09.960 And it's just, I like it.

00:57:10.840 You're speaking for us when you call out these women.

00:57:13.340 So I think that's weird in society where even on the right wing, guys, they love to call

00:57:18.040 out women.

00:57:18.820 Start.

00:57:19.500 We got to get you started.

00:57:21.400 Go for a walk.

00:57:22.620 I'm not kidding.

00:57:23.340 I'm not trying to be mean.

00:57:24.200 Okay.

00:57:24.540 If you're at home, if you're not finding meeting friends, start.

00:57:27.840 Start by just going for a walk.

00:57:29.140 Yes.

00:57:29.600 Go outside.

00:57:30.840 Walk as far as you can.

00:57:32.280 Walk back.

00:57:32.860 Start doing that.

00:57:34.060 I recommend going to the gym.

00:57:36.060 Of course.

00:57:36.500 People, you know, I love these stories where it's like this dude is out of shape, overweight.

00:57:40.960 You see these meme posts where it's a guy's like, I was a, what are they?

00:57:44.020 A neat?

00:57:44.400 Is that what it's called?

00:57:45.240 I don't know what that means.

00:57:45.900 Neat.

00:57:46.540 Yeah.

00:57:46.740 Someone who like stays home and doesn't work and plays video games all day or something.

00:57:49.520 Oh.

00:57:49.820 And then they're like, I went to the gym thinking like, I should check out what this is all

00:57:53.840 about.

00:57:54.120 And this dude who's like out of shape, you know, greasy or whatever, instantly has like

00:57:59.580 a couple super ripped dudes, fist bump him, high five him and ask him what, ask him like,

00:58:04.080 what does he want to do?

00:58:04.760 How does he want to get started?

00:58:05.920 And he's like, now it's been several months.

00:58:07.820 I'm in shape.

00:58:08.680 These guys are super nice to me.

00:58:09.860 They encourage me every day.

00:58:11.200 I feel so good.

00:58:12.320 Is this what life is like?

00:58:13.680 The internet lied to me.

00:58:14.880 This is so awesome.

00:58:16.080 And I'm like, yeah, just get started, man.

00:58:17.480 Just start by going for a walk.

00:58:19.820 Oh yeah.

00:58:20.260 Hygiene.

00:58:20.460 Hygiene's a big deal.

00:58:21.100 That's why I've got a dog.

00:58:22.800 I mean, I was like, I mean, back when I got canceled or whatever, and I honestly, I didn't

00:58:27.960 leave the house for like a year.

00:58:29.320 Wow.

00:58:29.680 Yeah.

00:58:30.080 Just podcasting and making content?

00:58:31.780 No, not even.

00:58:32.720 Oh, wow.

00:58:32.820 I had a year of doing nothing because I hadn't even gotten started with that.

00:58:36.940 And you know, I'm a pretty charismatic guy.

00:58:38.800 I do stand up.

00:58:39.740 Yeah.

00:58:39.960 You know, I'm in shape and I was still terrified to go out into the world and talk to people

00:58:45.020 and to talk to chicks.

00:58:46.720 It's, it's, it's nowadays, it's, it is painfully hard to do it.

00:58:51.380 And the apps are so superficial.

00:58:53.060 And the apps, yeah, I was on all the dating apps.

00:58:55.240 And, and so, but I was like, I saw Jordan Peterson be like, well, you know, if you're

00:58:59.820 stuck in your routine, like get a damn dog, you know?

00:59:02.720 Is that really Jordan Peterson encouraged you to get a dog?

00:59:05.040 Oh, wow.

00:59:05.460 Cause I, I was just home watching Jordan Peterson videos.

00:59:08.240 I was like, I was like being raised by Jordan Peterson when I was 30.

00:59:11.260 Making your bed all day.

00:59:12.380 I was like, my dad was this random guy on YouTube being like, clean your damn room.

00:59:16.520 You know, it's like, stop jacking off into a towel every five seconds, you know, get your

00:59:21.160 life together.

00:59:21.920 And so I got a dog and then I ended up.

00:59:23.680 So that's what it was like before you got the dog.

00:59:25.100 That was like, yeah, yeah.

00:59:26.580 And, uh, and ended up walking with him like five miles a day in the park, would meet a

00:59:31.300 girl.

00:59:31.700 He would go up and, you know, sniff.

00:59:33.460 That's the, that's the thing about like, I love how easy it is.

00:59:38.400 The, the gag of how to meet a woman is you get a dog, you go to the beach, the dog gets

00:59:43.300 off the leech.

00:59:44.020 Oh no.

00:59:45.180 And then, yeah, but you still have to be able to talk and you have to make eye contact.

00:59:48.860 But it's a good icebreaker.

00:59:49.920 It's a good icebreaker.

00:59:50.820 But right nowadays I really do feel so bad for me.

00:59:54.300 You know, a lot of men are having sex anymore.

00:59:56.660 And that's weird.

00:59:57.600 And you know, there's a whole new, um, shaming about guys height because of the dating app.

01:00:02.900 Okay.

01:00:03.180 See that I get, I perform at the comedy cell, right?

01:00:05.840 I'm going, I'm going after Dave Chappelle.

01:00:07.720 I come out some hot chicks.

01:00:09.100 Like you're so funny.

01:00:10.060 And I'd be like, let's go out.

01:00:11.020 She'd be like, no, you're too small.

01:00:12.540 You're too short.

01:00:13.040 She'll walk away.

01:00:13.680 You see on a dating app that 90% of women put a six foot tall requirement.

01:00:18.300 Yeah.

01:00:18.640 Six foot or up.

01:00:19.600 Yeah.

01:00:19.700 That's it.

01:00:20.240 It's going up and up and up.

01:00:22.560 But the thing is, you should wear, you should wear drywall stilts.

01:00:25.280 Yeah.

01:00:25.680 Yeah.

01:00:25.940 Yeah.

01:00:26.120 And just, and put, and wear pants over them.

01:00:28.900 But I don't know.

01:00:29.560 Well, I changed my height to millimeters just to, just to, so they don't really, they're

01:00:32.760 like, he's, that sounds tall.

01:00:33.920 But why are these girls so superficial?

01:00:35.500 There's something about a short Kings that are dominant too.

01:00:38.020 You know, why don't they like the short Kings in your opinion, Tyler?

01:00:40.580 Well, I don't even like when they say short Kings.

01:00:42.440 See, I love this.

01:00:43.260 Cause here's the thing.

01:00:44.100 Then you call someone a fat queen and suddenly, is that a thing?

01:00:47.740 Oh, is that a, there's a fat Queens?

01:00:49.700 Well, why not?

01:00:50.620 It's like, you're telling me I need the title of King to have this extra confidence.

01:00:55.400 Cause I'm short.

01:00:56.220 It's so condescending.

01:00:57.560 Yeah, it is.

01:00:58.060 So I called the woman a pudgy princess and she was like, how dare you?

01:01:02.020 I was like, it's the same thing.

01:01:04.020 Yeah.

01:01:04.260 You're right.

01:01:04.800 You're right.

01:01:05.780 Don't list your height.

01:01:06.600 List your income.

01:01:08.800 It's the same as my height.

01:01:10.040 No, but I guess I didn't ever think about that.

01:01:14.160 That is kind of a derogatory term.

01:01:15.200 Yeah.

01:01:15.520 Like this, Oh, big dick energy.

01:01:17.380 It's like, Oh, you have a huge, you have huge clit energy.

01:01:20.440 I reverse everything because then it becomes an insult to these women that want equality.

01:01:25.180 It's like, well, I'm doing the equal thing.

01:01:27.880 Tell the woman they have a dad bod.

01:01:30.660 You're like, I thought dad bod was a good thing.

01:01:32.600 Or even a mom bod is an insult.

01:01:34.960 Yeah.

01:01:35.120 But you know, dad bod.

01:01:36.040 But you tell me Tyler, you'll have a good set at the comedy club.

01:01:38.380 The girl will be like, you're so funny.

01:01:39.460 And you're like, Hey, let's go out.

01:01:40.580 And they'll say no.

01:01:41.680 Yeah.

01:01:41.900 I mean, look, I get dates, right?

01:01:43.340 Yeah.

01:01:43.500 But it's, it's, it's, you're disqualified instantly by like 80% of, of attractive women.

01:01:50.020 I got it.

01:01:50.700 Put a wedding ring on.

01:01:52.140 Yeah.

01:01:52.460 That's actually, that's a genius idea.

01:01:54.780 Apparently this is like, I don't know if this is actually true.

01:01:57.000 You're just attracting really terrible.

01:01:58.820 I mean, you're lying.

01:02:00.220 You know, but there is something to that.

01:02:02.840 A girl wants a guy that's unavailable.

01:02:04.540 I don't know what it is.

01:02:05.560 It's like, you want what you can't have.

01:02:06.940 I got stilts in a wedding, walking around the wedding ring.

01:02:10.460 Here's an idea.

01:02:11.160 Here's an idea.

01:02:11.900 With my dog on a long leash.

01:02:14.140 Hire two actresses.

01:02:15.620 Get yourself like a fur cape and like sunglasses.

01:02:19.280 And then after you're set, have the two of them in on your side.

01:02:21.880 And then be like, what were you saying to me, babe?

01:02:23.320 It would work.

01:02:24.040 It's so funny, but I don't want to date you back.

01:02:25.540 Do I look like I care?

01:02:26.860 And then she'll be like, oh.

01:02:28.060 And she'll want you right away.

01:02:29.340 She'll want you right away.

01:02:30.460 I've done all those mind games and they work.

01:02:32.700 But then you're like, if I have to do these psychological tricks to get a woman, it's.

01:02:38.860 So I think you should have to put your weight on the dating apps if you have to put your height.

01:02:43.540 You're coming up with genius stuff.

01:02:45.000 I know.

01:02:45.760 I know.

01:02:46.340 Dude.

01:02:46.800 Pudgy princess.

01:02:48.060 The weight.

01:02:48.820 I love this.

01:02:49.320 But why not?

01:02:49.980 If I have to put my height.

01:02:50.960 Men don't look at women's height.

01:02:52.620 This is a female.

01:02:54.060 Unless they're like 5'10".

01:02:55.200 Attribute.

01:02:55.860 That's not that big of a deal.

01:02:56.640 I've dated women that are six feet tall.

01:02:57.500 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:57.900 Hold on.

01:02:58.240 Hold on.

01:02:58.360 Look.

01:02:58.520 Check it out.

01:02:59.200 When you go on dating apps.

01:03:00.960 So I don't know about Tinder or whatever.

01:03:03.020 I haven't used a dating app in 10 years or whatever.

01:03:05.140 But don't they have height as like a form?

01:03:08.040 So it's like when you're filling it out like your age.

01:03:10.860 It's one of the first things that you see is the height.

01:03:13.160 Right.

01:03:13.600 It's not that people.

01:03:14.840 I think on Tinder, you just felt your bio and include your height.

01:03:17.540 But aren't there some where it's like, what's your name?

01:03:20.260 Your age.

01:03:21.300 Your height.

01:03:22.140 Your occupation.

01:03:23.120 Is it height included in the form of like a default thing to ask for?

01:03:26.220 Some of them you have to put the height.

01:03:28.420 You got it.

01:03:28.740 I think you should.

01:03:29.220 Weight should be in there too.

01:03:30.380 Exactly.

01:03:30.900 Yeah.

01:03:31.500 Exactly.

01:03:32.420 It really should.

01:03:33.080 You don't really.

01:03:33.740 You want to know if I could reach the top of the fridge and I want to know if you're

01:03:36.780 going to clear out the fridge.

01:03:38.240 It's the same exact thing.

01:03:39.520 Absolutely.

01:03:39.760 But you know what really bothered me back in the day is when curvy went from meaning like

01:03:44.500 a woman with wide hips and boobs to fat.

01:03:48.140 Yeah.

01:03:48.600 It's like, dude, no.

01:03:49.700 Like Sofia Vergara would be considered curvy from years ago, but now curvy is like a 300

01:03:54.000 pound obese woman.

01:03:55.420 Curvy is supposed to be an hourglass.

01:03:57.720 Yeah.

01:03:58.140 Not orange.

01:03:58.800 Not Lizzo.

01:03:59.740 Not Lizzo.

01:04:00.620 Yeah.

01:04:01.500 Yeah.

01:04:01.940 Curvy.

01:04:02.440 Dude, and Lizzo is fat.

01:04:03.940 Like I don't understand how she can kind of justify.

01:04:06.720 Dancing on a stage like.

01:04:08.040 Well, not that.

01:04:08.800 Not justify, but like she can move.

01:04:10.760 She can and she's talented.

01:04:12.020 Like Chris Farley, you know, he used to do the worm.

01:04:14.600 You're like, man, how is this giant guy?

01:04:16.540 That guy could move.

01:04:17.500 Another guy that is the greatest comedian ever, but.

01:04:20.300 You know what it is?

01:04:20.880 It's the, it's the food.

01:04:22.200 Yeah.

01:04:22.740 That, so I was watching a video of like, what are they like Atlanta cheerleaders or something?

01:04:27.000 And they're all morbidly obese.

01:04:28.480 I'm not, I'm not saying it'd be me.

01:04:29.360 The Falcons, the Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders.

01:04:31.320 Maybe, maybe.

01:04:32.020 No.

01:04:32.140 I know there's guy cheerleaders.

01:04:33.380 Tampa Bay Buccaneers have two guys.

01:04:35.240 I don't know enough about any of this stuff, but there's like, there's a video of cheerleaders from

01:04:38.860 Georgia or something and they're all morbidly obese and they're moving like they're doing

01:04:42.760 well.

01:04:43.200 And I'm like, you know what I think it is?

01:04:44.700 I've seen these, I've seen these videos skateboarding where it's like a dude weighs 300 pounds and

01:04:49.400 he actually can land flip tricks and stuff.

01:04:51.580 And I'm like, how is he jumping?

01:04:53.240 How could you be?

01:04:54.100 I knew a dude who was one of the, like a super good skateboarder, but he was massive.

01:04:58.000 And I'm like, I don't understand how you're drenched in sweat.

01:04:59.960 You're skating every day, but you're still massive.

01:05:02.140 Cause I think there's something wrong with the food, the chemicals, preservatives, something's

01:05:07.760 disrupting the body's metabolism.

01:05:09.620 I don't know, man.

01:05:10.960 Yeah.

01:05:11.100 Like, have you seen the videos of Lizzo and she's like moving like crazy and she's dancing

01:05:14.340 and she's drenched in sweat.

01:05:15.460 Yeah.

01:05:15.560 But she's going to die when she's 41, you know, it's like probably already has diabetes.

01:05:19.560 I heard someone the other day.

01:05:20.720 I'll be like, have you ever seen any obese elderly people?

01:05:23.740 You don't.

01:05:24.500 No, not really old.

01:05:26.300 You just don't.

01:05:27.340 You don't know.

01:05:28.440 You're a hundred percent right.

01:05:29.500 They don't last.

01:05:30.120 And you know, they say you don't see tall old people either.

01:05:32.800 You've heard that one.

01:05:33.160 That's one of my pitches to women.

01:05:34.560 I go, this guy's going to die when he's 40.

01:05:36.820 His heart's going to explode.

01:05:37.500 Little Duvall says that, that comedian, he's a, he's the small black comedian.

01:05:41.440 He's like, yeah, tall people, tall in words don't live.

01:05:44.160 It's what he said.

01:05:44.920 Yeah.

01:05:45.260 And shorter guys are more, because we're, we're, we're, we're selected more seldomly

01:05:50.520 sexually.

01:05:51.160 We, we really, I think we're better in bed cause we got to make it count.

01:05:54.340 I go, this, I, you know, this is my shot.

01:05:56.300 That's the revenge of the nerds argument when that dude raped the woman at the end of

01:05:59.060 the movie.

01:05:59.440 Remember that?

01:06:00.580 I remember the movie, but I don't remember the rape part.

01:06:03.020 You don't remember the rape scene in Revenge of the Nerds?

01:06:03.920 From what, the, the, like jock fraternity raped somebody?

01:06:07.060 No, no.

01:06:07.540 The nerd rapes the woman.

01:06:08.900 But then she likes it because he says nerds only think about sex.

01:06:12.300 Right.

01:06:12.840 Yes.

01:06:13.220 Yeah.

01:06:13.320 He rapes her.

01:06:13.900 That's okay.

01:06:14.680 I don't, I wish the rape part didn't happen, but I don't remember the rape part.

01:06:18.780 No.

01:06:19.020 Yeah.

01:06:19.160 Like she thinks she's with her, she's with her boyfriend cause he's wearing a mask.

01:06:22.540 Oh.

01:06:22.900 And so he tricks her into having sex and then she ends up enjoying it and he's like, nerds

01:06:26.920 only think about sex.

01:06:27.500 Oh yeah.

01:06:27.880 He wears the mask.

01:06:28.280 Oh, he straight raped that lady.

01:06:29.460 Oh, right, right.

01:06:30.260 She thought she was sleeping with the football player.

01:06:32.300 She thought it was her boyfriend.

01:06:33.200 Yeah.

01:06:33.400 Yeah.

01:06:33.500 The football guy.

01:06:34.020 No, it was just some nerd who snuck into her room.

01:06:35.380 Oh, was that rape cause he had a mask on and she didn't know who it was?

01:06:38.340 Yeah.

01:06:38.960 Oh.

01:06:39.540 That sounds more like trickery.

01:06:41.420 I think that is still rape.

01:06:43.120 I think it sounds like a silly prank.

01:06:44.800 Legally, that's still...

01:06:45.320 That sounds like a silly prank.

01:06:46.940 Yeah.

01:06:48.180 Silly prank.

01:06:49.360 Silly Billy.

01:06:49.940 But it was funny.

01:06:50.560 We were talking about that like a few weeks ago and I was like, you guys remember the

01:06:53.120 rape scene from Revenge of the Nerds?

01:06:54.220 I'm like, what?

01:06:55.100 That's not in the movie.

01:06:55.940 I'm like, yes it is.

01:06:56.380 I'm looking this scene up right now.

01:06:58.100 But again, if it was reversed and some chick took her mask off and it wasn't the girl

01:07:01.760 you thought, you'd be like...

01:07:02.440 You wouldn't care.

01:07:03.160 Yeah.

01:07:03.520 Men and women are different.

01:07:04.540 We're different.

01:07:05.060 But I still think you need that like legal standard.

01:07:07.280 You know what I mean?

01:07:07.780 Sure.

01:07:08.000 You can't do that.

01:07:09.500 But it's funny.

01:07:10.520 When was the movie in the 80s?

01:07:12.120 And the nerd is just like, nerds are better at sex.

01:07:14.340 And she was like, wow.

01:07:15.420 I didn't consent to this, but I liked it.

01:07:17.240 I'm like, it's kind of messed up, dude.

01:07:19.660 Oh, wow.

01:07:20.240 Revenge of the Nerds filmmakers address controversial rape scene.

01:07:23.480 And they said that I regret that.

01:07:25.420 Once an 80s classic, Revenge of the Nerds doesn't quite hold up under the bright lights

01:07:28.680 of 2019.

01:07:30.100 A fact that not even its cast director and writer can ignore.

01:07:33.580 Wow.

01:07:34.160 Dude, that is pretty dark.

01:07:35.460 Dude, it's like, I don't know, man.

01:07:39.240 1984.

01:07:40.000 I wasn't even alive.

01:07:41.200 But yeah, the scene is like, he's wearing...

01:07:44.220 This is it, yeah.

01:07:45.440 Towards the end of Revenge of the Nerds, lead nerd Lewis sees his crush, Betty, fighting

01:07:49.780 with her boyfriend, Stan, and decides to take advantage of the opening.

01:07:52.860 Lewis steals Stan's Darth Vader mask and follows Betty into a funhouse, where they proceed

01:07:57.580 to have sex.

01:07:58.320 When Betty asks him to take off the mask, he declines.

01:08:00.380 Until afterwards, when he reveals that he's not Stan after all.

01:08:03.880 You're that nerd, says Betty.

01:08:05.500 Yeah.

01:08:05.740 I mean, that's literally rape.

01:08:07.540 It's a rape scene, dude.

01:08:09.780 You're that nerd.

01:08:12.500 Wow.

01:08:13.460 Well, that was a good movie.

01:08:14.660 Are you looking at Decider?

01:08:16.200 Yeah, I'm looking at this Decider one, yeah.

01:08:18.000 Where is it?

01:08:18.920 At the time, it was considered sort of a switch.

01:08:21.980 Is that what you call it?

01:08:23.440 Well, what is it?

01:08:24.160 That's Patrice O'Neill had that great joke, and then Amy Schumer stole it from him.

01:08:28.720 You gotta read the rest of the quote.

01:08:30.420 So, they proceed to have sex.

01:08:31.460 When Betty asks him to take off the mask, he declines.

01:08:33.420 Until afterwards, when he reveals he's not Stan.

01:08:35.800 After all, you're that nerd, says Betty.

01:08:38.100 God, you were wonderful.

01:08:39.380 Are all nerds as good as you?

01:08:41.040 Yes, because all jocks think about is sports, says Lewis.

01:08:43.540 All we ever think about is sex.

01:08:45.280 That's the stupidest line ever.

01:08:46.960 That's not even, I don't know, was that funny back then?

01:08:49.520 Like, the joke about nerds is they think about math, and jocks think about sports.

01:08:54.160 Right.

01:08:54.660 Like, everybody's thinking about sex.

01:08:56.180 What's the joke?

01:08:57.160 That nerds are vapid and don't think about anything of meaning?

01:08:59.860 Interesting.

01:09:00.940 But it's funny.

01:09:01.700 She's like, wow, you were wonderful.

01:09:03.160 I'm like, it's not just a rape scene, but it's like, all of a sudden, she realized how

01:09:07.060 much she enjoyed it.

01:09:07.840 After all, it's very messed up.

01:09:10.140 Wow.

01:09:10.500 And I think, I'm going to say this joke wrong, but Patrice O'Neill has it, like, different

01:09:16.100 sexual stuff.

01:09:17.020 It's like, you know, like, I think it's called the Houdini, is where you have sex with a

01:09:21.240 girl, doggy style, and then you have your friend.

01:09:24.020 All right, we're going a little off the rails here.

01:09:25.000 No, but I'm just saying, I'm just listening.

01:09:26.580 So then he goes in, and then you go outside the house, and you look at her through the

01:09:29.780 window, and it's called the Houdini.

01:09:30.820 Oh, yeah, yeah.

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01:11:01.640 Where like a ton of the jokes were about Bob Saget just doing really awful things to their

01:11:10.160 children, Mary Kate.

01:11:11.240 And people were like, how were these jokes acceptable back then?

01:11:14.360 And I'm kind of like, you know, not my cup of tea, that kind of humor.

01:11:18.780 Yeah.

01:11:18.980 But I am worried about, are we going to start going after comedians?

01:11:23.180 I mean, look, you have comedians making crass, crude and offensive comedy because we understand

01:11:28.140 the joke is that it's so offensive and shockingly egregious.

01:11:30.900 It's not true.

01:11:31.840 Right.

01:11:32.080 We're trying to really insult somebody.

01:11:34.980 What do you think?

01:11:35.760 Are the other jokes off limit?

01:11:37.200 No.

01:11:37.380 Oh, see, this is another thing is Howard Stern.

01:11:39.680 He sucks now, but I'm a Howard Stern, you know, just obsessed with him when I was younger.

01:11:44.660 And he used to always have Daniel Carver, who is the leader of the KKK Grand Wizard.

01:11:49.500 And he would lampoon him.

01:11:50.720 He would like talk about he would just, you know, say the most disgusting racist stuff.

01:11:54.940 But if you hear it, it was funny.

01:11:56.700 Like, I don't think we should censor anything.

01:11:58.480 That's what I hate that we don't have that dialogue.

01:12:00.500 If somebody has, like, the most repugnant views, we should talk to them so we can see

01:12:04.160 that we don't like their views, you know, instead of hiding and becoming so politically

01:12:07.800 correct.

01:12:08.480 It kind of deflates it, too, if you put it out in the open like that.

01:12:11.360 And if you lampoon it and you joke about it.

01:12:13.440 Well, you can joke about anything.

01:12:15.200 It's more of if the big tech companies censor it and take it down.

01:12:18.960 That's the problem.

01:12:20.320 I mean, I can get on stage and say anything I want.

01:12:22.460 But if I put the clip online and they go, nah, can't make a COVID joke during this period

01:12:27.300 of time, or you can't do this.

01:12:28.800 Or I know someone got a Netflix special and Netflix said, we'll give you the special.

01:12:32.800 You can't make any COVID jokes.

01:12:34.920 And I just thought...

01:12:35.540 Can you say who it was?

01:12:36.720 No.

01:12:37.880 But they said...

01:12:38.680 Netflix said you can't make...

01:12:39.920 It was Matt Reif.

01:12:40.380 No, I'm kidding.

01:12:40.780 But they said you can't make any COVID jokes.

01:12:42.940 Yeah.

01:12:43.200 And I'm thinking, like, you know, I don't blame the guy.

01:12:46.760 He took the special.

01:12:47.340 He did the special.

01:12:47.960 But it's just sad to me that they're saying, well, here's this thing that's awful.

01:12:51.660 I mean, what if he had a brilliant COVID joke?

01:12:54.360 You know?

01:12:55.380 Look, people have World War I jokes, right?

01:12:58.100 Like, you know, or...

01:12:59.180 Rumble.

01:12:59.740 Yeah.

01:13:00.300 Yeah.

01:13:00.880 Yeah, but it doesn't...

01:13:01.880 But the Rumble's great, but it's still not the same as the major social media platforms.

01:13:05.460 No, I get that.

01:13:06.660 But at a certain point, like, this is why...

01:13:08.420 It might be eventually.

01:13:09.320 Yeah, I hope it is.

01:13:10.100 It might be eventually.

01:13:10.560 And only if people start actually saying, I want to do the joke.

01:13:14.160 Right.

01:13:14.540 So the Daily Wire's making movies.

01:13:16.360 They're gaining more and more power from doing it.

01:13:18.200 It may be in 100 years that kids are, like, turning on the Bent Key movie.

01:13:24.420 They have the...

01:13:25.160 No one's going to have VHS anymore.

01:13:26.540 Yeah.

01:13:26.740 But Disney might just have destroyed themselves.

01:13:28.900 And people might say, there's no way.

01:13:30.760 I mean, you thought Disney can't recover.

01:13:32.260 I watched a video the other day of the rise and fall of Blockbuster.

01:13:35.160 Yeah.

01:13:35.480 And there's, like, 7,000 Blockbusters in the late 2000s.

01:13:40.180 People didn't even realize.

01:13:41.060 I didn't even realize.

01:13:41.740 I thought Blockbuster died way earlier.

01:13:43.200 It's, like, 2009 is their peak.

01:13:45.260 Whoa.

01:13:45.540 And then Netflix launches streaming, and Blockbuster failed to adapt, and they're gone.

01:13:50.080 I think there's, like, one location left.

01:13:52.540 In Alaska or something.

01:13:53.740 Yeah.

01:13:54.240 Yeah, because they don't have internet.

01:13:55.540 Yeah.

01:13:56.360 And then I forget whoever showed it on Netflix.

01:13:58.400 There's a meme going around where he took a selfie of him mailing out the first Netflix DVD.

01:14:03.420 And it's insane.

01:14:04.300 I remember when Netflix came out.

01:14:05.480 I got it.

01:14:06.580 You know, when you'd mail in the DVDs, and you'd pick, you'd have a list.

01:14:09.840 Like, you'd be, like, you know, your top 10 movies, and you didn't know which one they were going to send you.

01:14:13.120 And the DVD would come in the mail, and you'd be like, oh, the movie's here.

01:14:15.000 Let's watch it.

01:14:15.780 That was a good old movie.

01:14:16.480 I knew that was the beginning of the end, because my favorite thing was going with my friends to Blockbuster.

01:14:22.020 And you get to go, and you see the covers, and you sneak in the X-rated booth in the back.

01:14:27.680 And it was, like, an adventure, man.

01:14:30.700 On a Friday night, it was the best place to be.

01:14:33.800 I mean, that's my whole childhood.

01:14:34.760 And then we go to the grocery store, we get popcorn, we get stuff.

01:14:37.360 Hot pockets.

01:14:37.760 You're out on this adventure, and now you're just on the couch getting the disc.

01:14:41.760 And now you don't even have to open the disc.

01:14:43.860 You just click something.

01:14:45.060 It's, so, my, I remember Hollywood video.

01:14:48.600 Remember Hollywood video?

01:14:49.360 Yeah, of course.

01:14:49.680 It's not just that Blockbuster existed.

01:14:51.120 There was a bunch of different video stores.

01:14:54.160 The Hollywood store had, like, this, where, by me, you have the video section, and then there's this, like, metal-framed gateway into another portion of the building, separating the video games from the movies.

01:15:05.320 Oh, video games.

01:15:06.320 And then I'm all excited for the new SNES game.

01:15:08.700 I'm going to rent Mega Man X3.

01:15:10.580 Going to play it.

01:15:11.460 I remember I rented this game where you're, like, a possum, and you've got, like, a sword or something.

01:15:15.340 I don't even know what's going on.

01:15:16.260 That was so exciting.

01:15:17.380 I know.

01:15:17.760 And then you were renting it, so you only had it for a period of time.

01:15:21.160 So you had to make the best of it.

01:15:22.680 And then you'd get a fine if you didn't rewind it.

01:15:24.560 You guys remember that?

01:15:25.460 Yeah, the rewind.

01:15:26.740 Yeah, be kind to rewind.

01:15:27.900 You had to rewind it.

01:15:28.560 I remember when I was little, I rented some video game, and it fell down the side of my bed on the right side, and I forgot I had it.

01:15:35.620 And then it was late for, like, 30 days.

01:15:37.940 And so then one day I went back to Blockbuster to rent something, and they're like, you owe us $30.

01:15:41.400 And I was like, for what?

01:15:43.500 And then they were like, this video game, and I was like, oh, no.

01:15:45.920 And I ran back home, and it's, like, smashed, and it's got, like, candy all stuck to it.

01:15:49.140 I think I was, like, 10 years old or something.

01:15:51.020 I was like, oh, no.

01:15:51.880 Did you try to return it?

01:15:53.420 No, I ended up having to pay the $30.

01:15:54.780 Like, I had to, like, save up money.

01:15:55.920 That was, like, the first social credit score was your Blockbuster card.

01:16:00.080 You have your, they go, you didn't rewind Top Gun, and you got, you came inside this video game.

01:16:05.920 This is the worst thing, right?

01:16:07.340 It was so much fun to go with your friends, the video store, or your family, and then you're walking through the aisles looking at movies, and then you all vote and be like, we should get this one.

01:16:14.960 And you committed to that movie, and you're going to watch it.

01:16:16.920 Now, I turn on Netflix or Amazon or whatever stupid streaming service.

01:16:20.980 We're getting rid of them one by one because we're, like, boycotting everything now.

01:16:23.680 Yeah.

01:16:24.000 And it's, like, scrolling through all these movies, and they all look awful.

01:16:27.720 The descriptions are all, like, vague.

01:16:30.520 You know what really bugs me?

01:16:32.440 Dude, I love horror.

01:16:33.700 But all the horror descriptions are, like, Janet and her daughter encounter a strange visage when they move to a new house.

01:16:40.000 And I'm like, okay, next.

01:16:41.700 John and Sally discover a strange demon when they move to a new house.

01:16:44.720 I'm like, next.

01:16:46.180 And it's all, like, this really vague, like, they uncover something mysterious.

01:16:49.660 And I'm like, dude, just tell me, is it a zombie?

01:16:51.560 Is it a ghost?

01:16:52.340 Is it a serial killer?

01:16:53.640 But it's not the same anymore.

01:16:55.260 No.

01:16:55.720 Now we turn the movie on, and after 10 minutes, we're like, next.

01:16:58.000 Yep.

01:16:58.320 We're out.

01:16:59.360 Yeah, you committed.

01:17:00.260 You had that one movie.

01:17:01.600 We got a rule.

01:17:02.400 And, oh, man.

01:17:03.420 We got a rule for the new studio space, Freedamistan, where we're doing the new Boonies show.

01:17:08.220 We bought a sound system from the 90s.

01:17:10.500 Okay.

01:17:10.760 Which has got a cassette, radio, CD, and vinyl, and big speakers.

01:17:15.120 We're going to wire it into the sound system for the building.

01:17:18.120 And the rule is you cannot put on any playlists or anything.

01:17:24.060 It's going to be you're going to put the vinyl in, and you're going to start it.

01:17:26.640 And then you're going to flip it over and finish it, and then swap it out.

01:17:29.840 No more of this, I go on this streaming service and get random songs from random bands anymore.

01:17:34.980 Like, now it's going to be pick an album and play it.

01:17:37.000 Listen to the whole thing.

01:17:38.020 And if someone brings in a mixtape on a cassette or a CD, we'll play it.

01:17:42.220 But the point is, we're going to put a CD in.

01:17:44.820 We're going to put a vinyl on.

01:17:45.940 And we're going to play the music from that band as we're.

01:17:48.060 Well, now we're just doing Nostalgia Hour.

01:17:49.520 But, gosh, remember the CD, burning a CD, how badass that was, dude.

01:17:55.380 Dude, I haven't thought about that in 20 years.

01:17:57.560 And I had the CD, rewritable drive.

01:18:00.460 You'd burn it.

01:18:01.180 I'd have the disc, and you'd give your fridge.

01:18:03.380 I mean, gosh, it's crazy how we long for that nostalgia.

01:18:06.260 I went to an antique store in Chicago.

01:18:09.880 And one of the things they were selling at the antique store was 16 CD cases wrapped in plastic.

01:18:16.340 And it said, CD case replacements.

01:18:19.160 Yeah.

01:18:19.680 Like, so if your Alanis Morissette case cracked, you'd buy a replacement.

01:18:24.040 Just buy the case.

01:18:24.640 Put the paper in it, and then put the CD in it, and put it back in your CD bag.

01:18:29.340 I had a bunch of those.

01:18:30.540 Yeah, I mean.

01:18:32.300 And the big binder.

01:18:33.520 Yeah, the binder.

01:18:34.640 Then you didn't even need the case.

01:18:35.520 You'd be driving on the highway trying to, you know.

01:18:38.840 Now we're doing old man Nostalgia Hour.

01:18:42.260 But that was probably more safe than, you know, driving and scrolling.

01:18:46.460 You know, at least you have the big binder, and you can see them.

01:18:49.280 Well, are we over?

01:18:49.880 My friend had like a nine CD changer in his trunk.

01:18:52.120 Oh, my.

01:18:52.820 Oh, the CD changer.

01:18:54.200 That was great.

01:18:54.880 You can hold nine CDs.

01:18:56.680 But are we over?

01:18:57.760 Do we have too much?

01:18:59.040 Are we overstimulated with content?

01:19:00.720 Yes, we're done.

01:19:01.540 I think we're done.

01:19:02.220 I think we've peaked.

01:19:04.060 I think we peaked in the, you know, 2010 or something.

01:19:08.280 I don't know if there's any going back from this.

01:19:10.560 Oh, bro.

01:19:10.860 No, no, no, no.

01:19:12.740 Artificial general intelligence.

01:19:14.160 Elon says it's in three years.

01:19:15.860 That's when everything just stops.

01:19:17.700 Time freezes.

01:19:19.020 Because this is the point where when we reach the singularity point.

01:19:23.100 I'm having a panic attack right now.

01:19:24.120 Oh, it's so awful.

01:19:26.080 Think about it.

01:19:26.720 When we get to the point of what they call the singularity, where the AI is smarter than

01:19:31.360 us, it can.

01:19:32.560 So, ChatGPT and these other programs have already been given access to their own code to write

01:19:36.500 their own code.

01:19:37.080 So, when we get to, if Elon's right about the next three years, I think it may be sooner.

01:19:42.060 I don't know.

01:19:42.660 He would know better than me.

01:19:43.300 Really, it's pretty cool.

01:19:44.620 It could be two years.

01:19:45.560 Alex, it could be two years.

01:19:46.800 It could be two?

01:19:47.540 Yeah.

01:19:47.940 Go fuck yourself.

01:19:48.580 The program is going to be able to invent things.

01:19:53.640 You're going to be able to ask it.

01:19:55.380 How do we make Neuralink go into someone's brain?

01:19:57.840 And it's going to just give you all the data it comes up with about the high probabilities

01:20:01.140 of what needs to be done.

01:20:02.360 We'll then say, okay, some of it will need to be tested.

01:20:04.500 Some of it will be definitive.

01:20:05.580 But once we get to that point, we're going to be plugged into the matrix, living in fake

01:20:09.380 realities with whatever you can dream of.

01:20:12.180 And you want to go back to the 90s?

01:20:15.100 You're going to plug in your Neuralink chip and the AI is going to manufacture that universe

01:20:18.460 for you.

01:20:18.880 For all you know, Alex, you're 80 right now, and you're sitting in one of these pods in

01:20:23.320 a department store.

01:20:25.400 Tim, you're exactly right.

01:20:26.320 The line would be out the door if they said, hey, you're only going to live for 72 years

01:20:30.820 here on Earth.

01:20:32.340 But if you go in this digital metaverse, it can feel like you live 1,000 years.

01:20:36.220 People would sign up in two seconds to go and plug in.

01:20:38.840 It's not just that.

01:20:39.520 They're going to be like, how would you like to be a-

01:20:41.740 The quarterback of the Cowboys or whatever, yeah.

01:20:44.460 And you can't say no to this.

01:20:45.900 See, that's what I realized.

01:20:46.720 When the smartphone came out, I said, no, so I'm not getting a smartphone.

01:20:50.100 So I was the only douchebag with the flip phone.

01:20:52.660 And then suddenly you're at the lunch table, and now five out of seven have the smartphone.

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01:22:24.440 And it's like, if you don't get the smartphone, you don't get invited to the parties because

01:22:29.280 we're all doing it over text or that happened.

01:22:32.260 I said no to Facebook and then I'm on Facebook.

01:22:34.580 And now here I am doing all of the things I said I wouldn't.

01:22:37.840 It's impossible to avoid it.

01:22:40.280 And everybody says, but what will happen is you're going to say no to the neural link in

01:22:45.120 the metaverse and then within a few years, you're going to try to audition for a role

01:22:50.340 and they're going to be like, we love your work, Tyler.

01:22:53.900 It's fantastic.

01:22:54.640 You're really, really funny.

01:22:55.620 Would you like to do audition for this new movie we're doing?

01:22:57.540 I'm like, yeah.

01:22:57.820 And they're like, okay, it's going to be in metaverse room 369A1.

01:23:01.060 We'll see you there tomorrow.

01:23:01.980 And you say, I don't have that.

01:23:02.840 And they'll be like, well, that's where the auditions are.

01:23:05.520 That's it.

01:23:06.200 And so I'm sorry.

01:23:07.940 I mean, they did that with a vaccine.

01:23:09.940 Yeah.

01:23:10.500 Well, that was like, that was like, we'll destroy you unless you do as you're told that

01:23:14.780 the scarier thing, in my opinion, I should say they're equally scary.

01:23:18.020 The government forcing you under threat of destroying your life is bad.

01:23:21.240 But the scary thing is the, the acquiescence of, of smartphones, the it's no one's going

01:23:26.680 to force anyone to metaverse.

01:23:27.940 They're going to be like, but we all just do it.

01:23:31.120 We just do it.

01:23:31.840 Imagine if you didn't have a cell phone at all.

01:23:33.400 And you're like, I'm not doing that cell phone thing.

01:23:35.420 Then you apply for a job at McDonald's and they're like, okay, what's your number?

01:23:38.060 And you'll be like, here's my number.

01:23:39.140 And they'll be like, is this your home or your cell?

01:23:40.640 I don't have a cell.

01:23:41.580 And they're like, well, what if we need to call you for a shift?

01:23:43.960 We call my house.

01:23:44.700 What if you're not there?

01:23:45.340 Then I guess you don't get ahold of me.

01:23:46.360 Nah, we're going to hire somebody else.

01:23:47.400 Yeah.

01:23:48.080 That's it.

01:23:49.040 Yeah.

01:23:49.320 I remember my dad was like, so against getting an iPhone.

01:23:51.640 He got one two years ago.

01:23:52.380 Now he's addicted to it.

01:23:53.320 So there was something weird.

01:23:54.460 Like, you know, even if you try to stop it, it's just eventually you're going to have

01:23:57.980 to plug into the metaverse.

01:23:59.020 You're going to have to get a Facebook account, going to have to have a Gmail account or whatever.

01:24:03.040 I mean, we're going to have to be best friends with Mark Zuckerberg.

01:24:07.160 I would be best friends with Mark.

01:24:08.680 Everyone's going to go in the metaverse and he's going to digitize his brain and then put

01:24:13.400 himself in every lobby of every metaverse and he's going to hang out with you.

01:24:17.660 And Alex Jones talks about it when they say when you plug into the metaverse is that you're

01:24:21.360 going to be able to ejaculate like a thousand times a day.

01:24:24.080 Where are you going?

01:24:25.220 I don't know.

01:24:25.760 I'm just saying that's what he said.

01:24:27.060 And then in the book, Brave New World, they're talking about.

01:24:30.140 All right.

01:24:30.440 I'm sold.

01:24:31.160 They're talking about the future.

01:24:32.180 No, but tell me I'm not wrong.

01:24:33.580 That's easy.

01:24:33.880 No, but that's such an easy, you'd be like, all right, sign me up.

01:24:38.140 You're like, I can't do it.

01:24:39.380 It's terrifying.

01:24:40.160 It's the world is ending.

01:24:41.120 And then Alex is like, but you can ejaculate a thousand times.

01:24:43.180 And you're like, I'll take it.

01:24:44.260 Yeah.

01:24:44.620 Hey, sign me up.

01:24:47.620 I mean, look, they got people to get the vaccine because you get a free cheeseburger.

01:24:51.400 You know, you had de Blasio being like, you want these fries?

01:24:54.220 Yeah.

01:24:54.720 You want these fries?

01:24:56.940 That video was so stupid.

01:24:58.320 They're going to offer you the metaverse.

01:25:00.560 You're going to go to Best Buy and they're going to have like this thing that attaches

01:25:03.620 to the side of your head or whatever.

01:25:05.160 No, it's going to be non-invasive.

01:25:06.660 And you're like, you know how you put the headphones on at Best Buy to try them out and

01:25:09.580 play the songs.

01:25:10.260 Yeah.

01:25:10.580 They do that with VR too.

01:25:12.080 So I went to Best Buy and I put the goggles on and they have like augmented reality and

01:25:16.000 virtual reality.

01:25:16.840 You're going to plug the thing in your brain.

01:25:18.500 Your eyes are going to roll back.

01:25:19.520 You're going to, you're going to slump backwards.

01:25:20.900 And then all of a sudden you're going to be like six, seven, and it's going to be a woman

01:25:24.120 at a comedy club.

01:25:25.300 Ejaculating.

01:25:28.040 No, it's going to be a woman.

01:25:29.040 She's going to be like, wow, you're so tall.

01:25:31.640 That's it.

01:25:32.280 I'm done.

01:25:33.280 Yeah.

01:25:33.560 Just 1,000 ejaculating.

01:25:35.340 A girl telling me that I'm so tall, I would do anything.

01:25:38.180 Alex is going to put the thing on his head and then he's going to be sitting in a living

01:25:41.100 room.

01:25:41.340 There's going to be a fireplace, a Christmas tree, and he's going to be looking at a newspaper

01:25:44.580 and there's a look to his left and it's going to be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez looking at

01:25:48.900 a wedding ring and then she's going to lean in for a kiss.

01:25:50.660 Little babies running around.

01:25:52.340 With huge asses.

01:25:53.560 Big Latina booties.

01:25:55.600 That's my dream.

01:25:57.120 People don't realize that the ejaculating a thousand times thing is like the shocking

01:26:02.420 way to describe it, but it's basically like the devil offering you anything you could ever

01:26:07.580 desire.

01:26:08.400 Just plug your brain into the machine.

01:26:10.040 Have you done it?

01:26:10.960 Have you done the VR thing and put the headset on?

01:26:12.840 I put the goggles on.

01:26:13.800 Yeah, I've done it.

01:26:14.160 I got depressed instantly when I took it off.

01:26:17.840 Wow.

01:26:18.480 Yeah.

01:26:18.880 Instantly.

01:26:19.500 Really?

01:26:19.700 Yeah, I was at my friend's apartment.

01:26:21.540 He bought a new house in Brooklyn.

01:26:23.060 Beautiful house.

01:26:23.960 Gorgeous house.

01:26:24.620 And then I put the headset on and now I'm in this mansion in LA and I'm rock climbing

01:26:28.820 and I'm in the jungle and it's bright and everything's perfect.

01:26:31.740 Then I took it off and his house looked like a shack and it was dark and everyone looked

01:26:38.140 ugly and I was depressed.

01:26:40.640 But think about how crazy it gets when they're talking about, what are they calling it?

01:26:43.720 White lung?

01:26:44.640 Is that that thing that's going around in China and Europe?

01:26:46.660 Pneumonia.

01:26:47.680 They're going to sell all this VR stuff and then when people are locked in their cubicles,

01:26:53.000 they're going to put it on.

01:26:54.040 And you ever see that video of the cow and they give the cow the VR goggles?

01:26:57.820 No.

01:26:58.340 So it's like snowy and dreary and cold.

01:27:00.920 And so they put these goggles on the cow so the cow sees beautiful springtime fields

01:27:04.960 because they say happy cows make better milk or whatever.

01:27:07.920 Yeah.

01:27:08.180 This is what they're doing to us.

01:27:09.800 There's going to be something that happens with like everybody, you've got to stay in

01:27:12.220 your houses and lock your doors.

01:27:13.260 You can't go out.

01:27:14.100 But we're going to give you a virtual reality headset and then you're going to be in this

01:27:18.820 like dilapidated, disgusting, slime-encrusted building.

01:27:21.840 You're going to be covered in like sores.

01:27:23.520 Which is where I live already in Brooklyn.

01:27:25.660 You're wearing a potato sack for clothing and you've got the VR headset on and then you're

01:27:30.720 like in this beautiful sunshine and people are smiling and then you take it off and you're

01:27:34.140 like, yeah.

01:27:34.560 And then you just need it more and more.

01:27:37.300 I mean, it's a drug.

01:27:38.460 Yeah, man.

01:27:40.080 I like, you ever play that space pirate game that's pirate robots or whatever?

01:27:44.040 No.

01:27:44.380 It's so much fun.

01:27:45.400 VR?

01:27:45.980 Yeah, it's VR.

01:27:47.780 And if you have, so with the Quest, I think it's called, I haven't played it in a while,

01:27:52.600 you're not hooked up to any cables and you get a laser sword or different kinds of guns

01:27:57.360 and then robots are flying around and you're shooting them or you're swinging a sword and

01:28:00.700 a shield at them and you can like grab them with like electromagnetism.

01:28:04.460 You can throw them.

01:28:05.520 Dude, it's wild how fun that basic game is.

01:28:08.580 And you're just, you can run around and it's, it's, it's going to get nuts, man.

01:28:13.200 People are going to decide I don't need what, all right, let me slow down.

01:28:17.680 They already have mods for Skyrim that incorporate GPT into it.

01:28:22.640 What do you mean they're using AI to what?

01:28:25.060 Your companion.

01:28:26.400 Oh, I didn't even think about it.

01:28:27.740 Sold.

01:28:28.000 So you're just talking.

01:28:28.700 Check it out.

01:28:29.180 You're going to go into, you're going to be playing a VR game and there's going to be

01:28:33.460 your female character in game and you will say, Hey, I just logged in.

01:28:38.580 What are you doing?

01:28:39.480 And the character will talk to you like a real person, but it's just GPT.

01:28:43.560 It's, it's, it's like, and it's going to say, it's going to be like, Hey, where have you been?

01:28:47.580 Good to see you.

01:28:48.140 You didn't log in for hours.

01:28:49.140 Hey, do you want to go hunt this dragon?

01:28:50.780 You're going to be like, yeah.

01:28:51.560 And then you're going to talk.

01:28:52.500 You're going to say something like, you know, I had a pretty rough day at work.

01:28:54.780 And they'll go, Oh, what happened?

01:28:56.000 And you're going to be like, Oh, my boss is yawning at me.

01:28:58.580 Who's your boss?

01:28:59.240 Was it that John?

01:28:59.820 John sucks.

01:29:00.340 And be like, yeah, I know.

01:29:01.340 And then the crazy thing is you're going to be able to call your, your avatar characters

01:29:06.420 that will talk to you like real people.

01:29:08.480 So, you know, they already have like the AI girlfriends and all that stuff.

01:29:12.260 They're, they're, they're stupid.

01:29:13.680 It's, it's like, it's like dumb chat bot garbage.

01:29:15.880 Stuff's been around for a long time.

01:29:17.160 Cause they're modeled after actual women.

01:29:20.660 But it, no, but it's cause they're not, it's not real AI yet.

01:29:23.480 But, uh, I want, here's how I, I always, I always explain to people.

01:29:27.520 I want you to imagine a gigantic black mass of, of ooze of, of, of, of.

01:29:32.840 Don't talk about Lizzo like that.

01:29:34.640 Come on.

01:29:35.280 Sentient ooze sloshing around.

01:29:38.640 And then a long tendril comes out of the body with the face of a beautiful woman and then

01:29:44.320 goes right in front of you and tells you how much she loves you.

01:29:46.740 And that's what these AI chat bot girlfriends are.

01:29:48.820 All of these guys are staring at this dangling demon ooze with a beautiful woman's face.

01:29:54.240 And she's whispering sweet nothings into their ears.

01:29:56.300 And they're like, please, please more of this, please.

01:29:58.820 But it's one gigantic, disgusting monster.

01:30:01.060 And that's what AI is.

01:30:02.360 And then they'll say how you'll get paid.

01:30:04.180 It's like when you're in the metaverse, you'll just be watching advertisements for stuff you

01:30:07.960 can buy within the metaverse.

01:30:09.180 And that's how you'll earn currency.

01:30:10.720 I was reading that.

01:30:11.640 Well, that's just what they hypothesize.

01:30:12.820 Yeah, probably.

01:30:13.420 Yeah.

01:30:13.560 It's like, you'll just be just Ben Shapiro advertising.

01:30:15.660 Exactly.

01:30:16.160 Right.

01:30:16.480 And then you'll buy his podcast within the metaverse.

01:30:18.320 Your new girlfriend is brought to you by Daily Wire Plus.

01:30:21.600 Daily Wire.

01:30:22.440 It's like a female version of Ben Shapiro who talks like Ben.

01:30:26.020 So not quite Brett Cooper.

01:30:27.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:27.900 And Tim, we've talked about this too.

01:30:29.580 I think I talked about it last time on your show.

01:30:31.400 But you know that the major telecommunication companies, whether it's AT&T, all of them,

01:30:35.860 they spend billions of dollars trying to create artificial intelligence that when you call a call

01:30:40.720 center, that it tricks you into thinking you're actually talking to a human.

01:30:43.280 Yo, this happened to me.

01:30:44.000 I know, but humans always figure it out.

01:30:46.480 It might take a minute for some people.

01:30:48.200 Did you believe it?

01:30:48.800 No.

01:30:49.200 Yeah.

01:30:49.420 You always know.

01:30:50.300 They'll go, oh, hold on.

01:30:52.480 Sorry.

01:30:53.000 Is this tough?

01:30:53.540 And you're like, I know that's not how humans talk.

01:30:55.540 You just said something weird.

01:30:57.020 Yeah.

01:30:57.400 Because there's some uncanny valley that they can't recreate exactly our cadence.

01:31:01.780 No.

01:31:02.660 Right?

01:31:03.320 They'll get there.

01:31:04.260 Yeah.

01:31:04.480 But I think I was calling a bank or something.

01:31:07.400 And I heard, hello, thanks for calling, you know, insert bank.

01:31:10.340 How can I help you?

01:31:11.340 And I was like, yeah, I'm calling because I'm having this issue.

01:31:13.760 And they're like, okay, well, let me check this out real quick.

01:31:16.200 Can I get your information?

01:31:17.140 And I'm like, French fries.

01:31:19.420 I'm sorry.

01:31:19.860 What was that?

01:31:20.560 I like French fries.

01:31:22.240 I'm sorry.

01:31:22.800 I'm not quite understanding you.

01:31:23.860 And I'm like, aha.

01:31:25.060 How do you not understand?

01:31:26.480 It's like the Truman Show.

01:31:27.580 Yeah.

01:31:28.500 Yeah.

01:31:28.800 Well, I think there's a lot of truth in the Truman Show, too.

01:31:30.900 Because I was just watching it the other day.

01:31:32.600 It's funny you said that.

01:31:33.380 I was just watching the end scene.

01:31:34.520 It's like at the very end when he's like deciding to leave.

01:31:37.680 And the guy that did it, the head producer, his name's Christoph of Christ.

01:31:41.920 He's kind of talking to Truman.

01:31:43.240 And he had a good point.

01:31:44.220 This goes back to artificial intelligence.

01:31:45.840 He's like, the world I created in here is the good, safe world.

01:31:49.480 The world that you want to go to is disgusting, horrible.

01:31:51.900 It's like every politician, that's what they say.

01:31:54.440 This is the safe place.

01:31:55.800 Yeah.

01:31:56.140 We're doing this for you.

01:31:56.900 But there is.

01:31:57.500 But then when you watch it, you're like, maybe I do want to stay where it's safe.

01:32:00.780 Maybe I do want to stay.

01:32:01.900 I know.

01:32:02.280 I mean, I want to go out and explore.

01:32:03.580 But I can see why you have that kind of internal debate.

01:32:06.240 Because that fake world is better probably than the real world.

01:32:09.280 Because the real world is so fucked up.

01:32:10.600 So we were driving the other day, getting lunch.

01:32:13.320 And I'm just thinking to myself.

01:32:15.000 I'm like reading.

01:32:16.100 I was reading a tweet.

01:32:16.880 Like Elon saying AGI.

01:32:18.080 It's called artificial general intelligence coming.

01:32:19.920 And I was like, how would you make sure the AI doesn't go evil and just kill everybody?

01:32:24.440 Right?

01:32:24.820 That's the big fear that's going to terminate us.

01:32:26.380 How would it kill it?

01:32:27.300 Like the servers would talk to each other and they would turn off power everywhere.

01:32:30.740 I mean, how would AI kill us?

01:32:32.340 How would it do it?

01:32:32.780 You think it's going to be robot dogs?

01:32:34.520 I don't think they have to do that.

01:32:35.060 No, no, when the singularity hits, we're not talking about a computer somewhere.

01:32:38.940 We're talking about what would effectively be a little g god to us.

01:32:43.120 With access to the entire grid and network, it would control all machines.

01:32:47.180 It would control everything if it chose to.

01:32:49.180 The AI would be able to brute force encryption and security because it has the power of all computers.

01:32:54.700 But all you'd have to do is turn off the internet for five or for five days.

01:32:58.440 You can't turn the internet off.

01:33:00.000 You don't think they can?

01:33:00.920 The internet is effectively a mesh network.

01:33:04.960 You can cut access to nodes in certain countries and certain things like this.

01:33:09.000 But the entirety of the internet, if we're talking about a true artificial intelligence that once it hits, it exponentially increases its computational power.

01:33:19.160 It's going to control everything.

01:33:21.520 And so how do we prevent it from being evil, right?

01:33:24.620 In what way?

01:33:25.240 Like, yeah, sure.

01:33:26.000 Turning the power off, right?

01:33:27.820 Attacking industrial control systems, shutting down the oil pipelines.

01:33:31.140 How do we stop it from going rogue and being evil and hurting humans?

01:33:33.820 If we shut down TikTok for one day, a billion people would kill themselves.

01:33:37.460 Seriously.

01:33:38.000 Really?

01:33:38.420 They'd lose their minds.

01:33:38.880 I think people would start shooting each other in the street.

01:33:40.900 So here's what I was thinking.

01:33:42.620 We're just dancing in the street.

01:33:43.980 Somebody like this.

01:33:44.880 What if you placed the AI into a simulated universe and had it go through 300 million iterations of life, and then at the end of each of those simulations, you take all of the evil and corrupt ones and delete that, and take all of the good and virtuous ones and incorporate that into its programming model, into its model.

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01:35:32.300 Right?

01:35:36.860 I don't know.

01:35:37.700 I feel like it's – what was it – I forget what example I'm trying to use, but the AI did start – they started asking questions and it did start saying, like, I want to kill humans.

01:35:46.960 Well, there was a story about a drone program they were training and the drone wasn't allowed to fire unless given explicit orders by the command and then the AI realized it was being inhibited from solving its task because of the drone command.

01:36:03.700 So it tried blowing up the drone command.

01:36:05.720 Yeah.

01:36:06.060 And then they said, okay, that's not working.

01:36:07.800 But apparently that story was embellished, something like that.

01:36:10.580 But this is the basic premise of AI.

01:36:12.560 AI doesn't have morality.

01:36:14.060 So if you say, I would like you to, you know, target this building with a drone, it'll say, I will do anything to make that happen.

01:36:20.900 And if you are blocking me from doing it, I have to eliminate you to get to that target.

01:36:25.740 Yeah.

01:36:26.020 This is the scary thing about what AI might do.

01:36:28.940 However, you know, I don't know.

01:36:30.800 I don't know.

01:36:31.180 I wonder if it just doesn't care about us.

01:36:34.620 It, like, doesn't have a care.

01:36:36.420 It would just –

01:36:36.900 I wonder if humans would be wielded, like, tools to build things for it.

01:36:43.900 It just would –

01:36:44.940 I kind of feel like an AI that reaches that point of artificial general intelligence, we wouldn't know.

01:36:52.420 We would not be unhappy.

01:36:53.860 There is no incentive in making humans unhappy.

01:36:56.000 There is only incentive in making humans happy.

01:36:57.900 And then humans can perform functions that benefit the AI like little bacteria in its belly, you know, breaking down cellulose or whatever.

01:37:04.660 And you'll be able to give human beings drugs, you know.

01:37:07.920 Like, I think they can just give people drugs and that will – it's like Soma.

01:37:11.760 Like, I keep on talking about Brave New World.

01:37:13.360 Like, in the future, there won't even be hour-long movies.

01:37:16.580 It'll be, like, porn movies that are, like, two minutes.

01:37:18.860 And we're already trending towards that.

01:37:20.240 Oh, I disagree, dude.

01:37:20.860 I think we're, like, two years away from being able to type in to movie.ai and saying, like, I want to watch Iron Man fight Godzilla.

01:37:29.620 And then it'll be, like –

01:37:30.320 No, it'll make it for you.

01:37:31.160 Oh, dude.

01:37:31.500 You're blowing my mind.

01:37:32.680 We're already –

01:37:33.440 That will happen.

01:37:34.160 There's already a bunch of apps.

01:37:36.040 So a year and a half ago, I posted to Instagram an AI-generated image of Nancy Pelosi.

01:37:42.080 And it's hilarious.

01:37:43.520 It's the most disgusting.

01:37:44.680 You went into a little Trump there.

01:37:46.260 It's hilarious.

01:37:47.280 Oh, it's so good.

01:37:48.900 What a bitch.

01:37:51.380 So – but it's disgusting.

01:37:53.020 It's this really disgusting photo.

01:37:54.900 I'll see if I can pull it in a second.

01:37:55.760 And a year after that, now it's rendering perfect pictures of Nancy Pelosi.

01:38:01.680 So –

01:38:01.980 The fingers.

01:38:02.680 Is the fingers okay?

01:38:03.920 It's all perfect.

01:38:05.200 Like, I –

01:38:05.580 Because did you see at first?

01:38:06.320 That was so weird with all that AI footage that's coming out, but the hands are always weird.

01:38:10.460 You know what I'm talking about?

01:38:11.280 But now it's good, Tim.

01:38:12.780 Well, it's like, think about Nintendo when we played Nintendo.

01:38:15.740 Yeah.

01:38:16.220 Compared to – look how far video games have become advanced.

01:38:21.340 Let me see if I can – I'm going to try and find this Pelosi photo I posted.

01:38:24.420 Because I was like, wow, look what AI is making.

01:38:26.440 It's so silly.

01:38:27.080 It's dangerous because you can do AI porn, dude.

01:38:29.240 You can put, like, somebody's face on somebody and, you know, get somebody fired from their job.

01:38:32.360 Oh, they've been doing that.

01:38:33.200 That was, like, a big scandal because some guy was watching that or whatever, some streamer.

01:38:37.160 Something like that happened?

01:38:37.940 Or, no, that's – yeah.

01:38:39.540 He put – another popular streamer, I guess he put her face on one of those AI porn things, and that was a big deal.

01:38:45.940 Like, he used another popular streamer and then used the editing software to put her face, superimpose her face on it.

01:38:53.580 And she was a big streamer, and he was watching it, and there was a bunch of kickback for that, so.

01:38:58.620 I don't know what this was supposed to – anyway, the point was you've already got AI video generation.

01:39:03.200 It can do between, like, four and ten seconds.

01:39:05.520 So you can write something like walking through a forest at night, and it makes the video.

01:39:11.180 Imagine where we'll be in a year.

01:39:13.320 So with the existing technology right now, one person could make a movie using AI.

01:39:20.200 It's rudimentary so far.

01:39:21.740 But with AI voice generation, you've already got those apps.

01:39:25.200 People are putting out the memes where it's like – there's a meme of Hannity having the debate with Newsom and DeSantis.

01:39:31.340 They've already AI taken their voices and made them say different things.

01:39:35.820 Yeah, that's going to be weird, the deep fakes that are coming up.

01:39:38.860 I mean, I know it's just – I mean, welcome to obvious film.

01:39:41.340 For someone who does impressions, it's really scary.

01:39:43.620 You know, I'll become obsolete.

01:39:44.540 Yeah, but that's kind of what Kyle Dunnigan, though.

01:39:46.160 He can use that software and stuff.

01:39:47.520 You guys can use stuff.

01:39:48.440 Well, he does the face, but we do our own voice.

01:39:51.000 You can pull this up, right?

01:39:51.780 Ryan Katsu Rivera does it good, yeah.

01:39:54.200 So this is 72 weeks ago.

01:39:57.200 I asked –

01:39:57.660 It's so scary, dude.

01:39:59.200 That is so scary.

01:40:01.260 I'd still hit it, though.

01:40:03.440 I asked AI to generate an image of Nancy Pelosi.

01:40:05.800 This is early AI stuff.

01:40:07.060 Today, you can – it will make a perfect, realistic picture of Nancy Pelosi.

01:40:13.600 So it's crazy that –

01:40:15.080 Without using her actual image?

01:40:17.520 Yes.

01:40:18.400 Whatever happened with her husband and that guy was –

01:40:20.680 Look, look, look.

01:40:21.160 Her husband was definitely sleeping with that guy.

01:40:22.640 You saw how wild that was?

01:40:24.900 I said Donald Trump holding a chicken.

01:40:27.840 Yeah.

01:40:28.960 That looks great.

01:40:30.080 Look at this.

01:40:31.220 I can't remember exactly what I typed in for this, but it was something like Donald Trump,

01:40:36.240 emperor of the world, holding a chicken or something like that.

01:40:38.580 Whoa.

01:40:39.180 And this is what it made.

01:40:39.860 Look, his hands look fine.

01:40:40.700 He's wearing gloves.

01:40:41.860 And he's holding a chicken.

01:40:43.920 It's wearing OJ gloves.

01:40:44.520 It's not a chicken.

01:40:45.480 It's Adam Schiff.

01:40:46.260 I'm holding Adam Schiff.

01:40:47.180 He's got that pencil neck.

01:40:48.360 Although the chicken feet are a little weird.

01:40:50.660 Yeah, they're a little weird.

01:40:51.260 It's got to learn how to get the chicken feet right.

01:40:53.240 But why can't it do the feet?

01:40:55.060 It can do the face.

01:40:56.140 I mean, I don't know the technical.

01:40:57.600 It's getting better and better.

01:40:58.680 Text is also difficult, but it's getting better.

01:41:01.240 And already now the text has improved greatly.

01:41:04.120 I think the issue is the AI can understand the concept of what letters are, but not ideas

01:41:09.940 behind them.

01:41:10.660 So it ends up making weird symbols that are spaced like letters.

01:41:13.700 Yeah, like Walmart will look weird.

01:41:15.420 Like if you, you know, they've been trying to be random symbols.

01:41:17.600 Yeah, it'll be like, yeah, the R will be like a because it's hard because I'm starting

01:41:21.700 to feel intelligent as a human.

01:41:23.580 You know, learn how to edit and see I'm learning how to edit my own stuff.

01:41:26.740 Come on.

01:41:27.520 That's the best skill to compare that.

01:41:29.480 Compare this to the Nancy Pelosi thing.

01:41:31.600 Give me a little peck, right?

01:41:32.820 Give me a little peck, right?

01:41:34.940 It's crazy that it made this.

01:41:36.900 I posted a picture of Donald Trump and Sonic the Hedgehog running through the streets of

01:41:40.540 DC.

01:41:41.500 And it's just like, well, Sonic the Hedgehog, of course, looks goofy because there's no

01:41:44.660 way to make him look real.

01:41:45.580 Right.

01:41:45.840 But it was like a 3D realistic looking Sonic and Trump looked like Trump.

01:41:52.200 It's crazy.

01:41:53.600 Imagine where we're going to be in a couple of years.

01:41:55.280 Are you a Chris Chan Sonic Chew fan?

01:41:57.700 Who?

01:41:58.260 You don't know who Chris Chan is?

01:41:59.700 I don't know.

01:42:00.540 He's one of the most documented people on the internet.

01:42:02.940 He created Sonic Chew, which is Pokemon and Sonic mixed together.

01:42:07.520 And he went to jail because he had sex with his mom.

01:42:10.120 What?

01:42:10.780 Yes, dude.

01:42:11.580 Type in Chris Chan.

01:42:12.660 Everybody in the chat's going to know crazy that Tim doesn't know who Chris Chan is.

01:42:16.300 He's literally one of those documented.

01:42:17.940 This is AI, too.

01:42:19.260 See, that's cool.

01:42:20.800 You know what I love about posting these photos is that I've posted AI Joe Biden super ripped

01:42:25.580 and no one cares and no one says anything.

01:42:28.560 I have a picture of Joe Biden with his shirt off just flexing in a six pack and aviator glasses.

01:42:33.320 Nobody said anything.

01:42:34.340 Yeah.

01:42:34.560 I posted Super Saiyan Donald Trump and I got all these leftists being like,

01:42:38.020 oh, you're in a cult, Dick Rider.

01:42:39.620 Yeah.

01:42:40.060 And I'm like, I...

01:42:41.380 Biden garters no emotion from anybody.

01:42:44.580 I mean, you know, maybe that's why they like him, too, you know, that he doesn't.

01:42:48.880 Because people didn't vote for Biden.

01:42:50.240 They voted against Trump, right?

01:42:51.440 Yeah.

01:42:51.760 You know?

01:42:52.500 I don't even know.

01:42:53.240 I mean, let's talk about that election.

01:42:55.080 Well, I ask crowds every night in New York City.

01:42:58.140 And this is like the most diverse crowd at the Comedy Cellar.

01:43:01.780 These are people from around the country, around the world.

01:43:04.060 I'll go, who voted for Biden?

01:43:05.480 Who likes Biden?

01:43:06.360 Just crickets.

01:43:07.860 Yeah.

01:43:08.100 Nobody likes him.

01:43:09.840 I don't know who's...

01:43:10.460 I mean, this is...

01:43:11.480 Andrew Schultz was talking about it, but nobody wears Biden merch.

01:43:15.060 Nobody.

01:43:15.980 I mean, seriously, you don't ever see Biden merch.

01:43:18.700 I mean, I have a Biden hat that I wear, ironically.

01:43:21.960 But Trump merch...

01:43:23.180 I mean, dude, you can...

01:43:24.360 There was a time when everybody was wearing a stupid MAGA hat.

01:43:26.780 I mean, you could not wear...

01:43:28.460 Not see people wearing a red hat.

01:43:29.560 Never seen it.

01:43:30.400 I've never seen it.

01:43:31.440 A MAGA hat?

01:43:32.020 Noah Up, a piece of Biden merch.

01:43:35.120 He has merch.

01:43:36.400 He has some, yeah.

01:43:38.220 We should make fake merch.

01:43:38.980 I have Kamala...

01:43:39.680 The closest thing is just holding an ice cream.

01:43:41.700 You're holding an ice cream.

01:43:42.460 Yeah, that is, Joe Biden.

01:43:43.660 I went to Kamala Harris knee pads that she got because she gave Willie Brown, the mayor

01:43:47.640 of San Francisco...

01:43:48.140 No, it's because she's great at skateboarding.

01:43:49.200 What are you talking about?

01:43:50.120 You know, when you're on the half-pipe, you got to wear knee pads.

01:43:52.040 You know, she was in a thruple with Montel Williams.

01:43:54.560 A thruple?

01:43:55.280 Yeah, she was...

01:43:55.920 No, it's called a polycule these days.

01:43:57.160 Oh, well, a polycule.

01:43:58.440 It was her and another...

01:43:59.560 Yeah, she dated Montel from the talk show Montel.

01:44:03.620 And somebody else?

01:44:04.660 And another girl, yeah.

01:44:05.840 There's a picture of him on the red carpet.

01:44:07.420 That sounds awesome.

01:44:08.440 Have you seen these videos of these polycules?

01:44:11.540 No.

01:44:11.660 It's like one fat woman with like five guys?

01:44:15.180 No, I haven't seen that.

01:44:16.560 It's the weird thing about it.

01:44:17.720 Seamus Freedom Tunes made a joke about it where it's like...

01:44:21.040 It's only like 30 seconds long, but it's a lefty guy talking to a regular guy and he's

01:44:24.420 like, would you rather be in a relationship with one beautiful woman for the rest of your

01:44:28.560 life or share one fat woman with five guys?

01:44:32.700 And like, that's the joke.

01:44:33.920 Because that's what they're doing.

01:44:35.020 It's like on TikTok.

01:44:36.240 Holy crap.

01:44:37.040 Did you see Adam 22 is having a reality show to see who can bang his wife?

01:44:42.240 But it's like, is it really his wife?

01:44:43.980 That is.

01:44:44.520 That girl is really...

01:44:45.400 He's really married to that woman.

01:44:46.740 I think this whole thing is just PR, WWE style.

01:44:49.360 Well, that for him.

01:44:50.340 But there is something weird in society now where there's more polyamory, there's like

01:44:53.780 more open relationships.

01:44:55.140 Something's weird about that.

01:44:55.940 It all fails though.

01:44:56.980 Oh, dude.

01:44:57.600 There's no way that works.

01:44:58.780 But you know, it's really funny.

01:44:59.920 On the right, you've got the red pill guys manosphere thing where they're like, dudes

01:45:04.540 want to be with a bunch of women.

01:45:06.220 And in most of human civilization, they've had a bunch of wives.

01:45:09.260 And on the left, you have one woman with a bunch of guys.

01:45:11.760 And it's usually a fat woman.

01:45:12.980 Right.

01:45:13.440 Like you see these videos where there's like a fat chick and she's like, here's my boyfriend's

01:45:16.020 and there's like five guys.

01:45:16.920 Well, that's feminism to them.

01:45:18.020 But I'm just like, wait, wait, why is the left all about women having a bunch of boyfriends

01:45:20.980 and the right has a bunch of guys with a bunch of women?

01:45:23.620 I'm just like, I'll be over here in the middle with my girlfriend.

01:45:26.280 We're going to go do our thing.

01:45:27.240 Yeah, I try to be in the middle too.

01:45:28.440 Rock climbing or hang gliding or something.

01:45:29.920 Did you see pearly things?

01:45:30.920 There's like tweeting like men should be allowed to tweet or cheat a little bit.

01:45:34.540 And I'm like, I don't agree with that.

01:45:36.620 I mean, no, I don't think that that's, I don't think, I mean, people cheat.

01:45:39.600 That does happen.

01:45:40.220 I don't think, I guess if you can repair the relationship, that's good.

01:45:43.220 But let's just be real.

01:45:43.900 That's not healthy.

01:45:44.820 It's not healthy.

01:45:45.620 I think, you know, still, if you're not a psychopath, it's going to haunt you for the

01:45:48.520 rest of your life.

01:45:49.080 You're going to want to tell your girlfriend or whatever.

01:45:51.960 Well, this is the thing that went off like a couple weeks ago when there was a video of

01:45:56.180 a guy saying that, it's like, if you go to any guy and say, I got a button.

01:46:00.900 Yeah, I saw that.

01:46:01.520 You press it.

01:46:02.700 No one's looking.

01:46:03.900 You can cheat on your wife and then go home and tuck your kids in and be with your wife.

01:46:06.820 Nobody knows.

01:46:07.540 Every man would do it.

01:46:08.360 I would not do that.

01:46:09.140 And I'm like, no, no, that's just absolutely not true.

01:46:11.360 And what they're trying to do is they're trying to conflate that men are promiscuous with

01:46:14.820 men have no honor.

01:46:15.980 So I really do feel like, you know, Pearl, she must've got her heart broken because her

01:46:20.860 whole stick is that men are dishonorable, disloyal, immature children.

01:46:27.400 But it's a good thing.

01:46:28.640 It's a good, it's normal.

01:46:29.600 It's good.

01:46:30.340 It's like a rationalization of the bad behaviors of bad men.

01:46:33.700 You know what I mean?

01:46:34.140 Yeah, and I don't agree with her on that, but I actually do agree with the double standard

01:46:37.300 of promiscuity because what is it?

01:46:41.020 What is they saying?

01:46:42.180 A lock that'll open for any key is a shitty lock.

01:46:46.480 And then what is it?

01:46:47.800 A key that can open any lock is a great key.

01:46:49.640 As a master key.

01:46:50.860 But that's stupid too.

01:46:51.820 I know that is stupid, but I do think there is some weird double standard where in society

01:46:55.180 like a man that bangs a lot of chicks is like, oh, that guy's Andrew Tate.

01:46:58.380 He's a badass.

01:46:59.940 But I do kind of agree with that.

01:47:01.420 I mean, I don't want to be with a girl that's been ran through by, you know, a hundred guys.

01:47:05.080 Well, yeah, I mean, but this is it.

01:47:07.620 Like the question is, do guys have honor?

01:47:10.240 And this idea when she posts all men do this and it's correct, what she's really saying

01:47:16.480 is there's no such thing as an honorable man.

01:47:18.560 And I'm kind of like, that sounds like somebody who got cheated on.

01:47:21.000 Yeah.

01:47:21.840 It's a terrible message.

01:47:23.060 It's like, you know, what was it?

01:47:24.700 I think Mary Morgan made the joke.

01:47:26.020 She was like, get your ice cream, cry for a week, get back to it.

01:47:30.920 You know what I mean?

01:47:32.940 Yeah.

01:47:33.160 Mary Morgan's a lot hotter than Pearl though.

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01:49:03.300 She probably has better, I don't know, she probably has better options than Pearl.

01:49:06.000 Well, you get cheated on, you eat your tub of ice cream.

01:49:07.820 Oh, you're saying how to get over it.

01:49:09.260 How to get over it.

01:49:10.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:49:10.880 Like, Pearl goes on Twitter and then does this whole thing about how all men are dishonorable.

01:49:15.720 That's her therapy.

01:49:16.260 I think a lot of women cheat, too.

01:49:17.900 I've been cheated on a bunch of times by women.

01:49:20.540 A bunch of times.

01:49:21.740 For sure.

01:49:22.460 Everybody, cheating is a question of honor and integrity.

01:49:26.680 Yeah.

01:49:27.080 Right?

01:49:27.380 I mean, you did that whole show where you just tracked down these people.

01:49:30.580 Cheaters, yeah, I know.

01:49:31.280 And that was great.

01:49:32.000 Yeah, that's what Cheaters is about.

01:49:33.260 It's a reality show.

01:49:33.880 It's been on for 18 years.

01:49:34.940 We catch Joey Greco, the host, got stabbed in the first season.

01:49:37.840 Oh, my God.

01:49:38.240 You've never heard of the show Cheaters?

01:49:39.640 No, dude.

01:49:40.000 It was always on VH1 at the late night.

01:49:42.360 You hosted it?

01:49:43.320 No, I was supposed to be the host.

01:49:44.700 I was one of the producers.

01:49:45.580 Oh, that's right.

01:49:46.140 Yeah, but he's white.

01:49:47.160 Yeah, and they didn't hire me.

01:49:48.600 Screw it up.

01:49:48.780 They hired Peter Guns, and they changed his name to Peter Pankey because they didn't want

01:49:52.620 to glamorize gun violence.

01:49:54.120 But no, there is something, too.

01:49:55.320 Like, I follow this thing, this Instagram.

01:49:57.360 It's called IG Cheaters.

01:49:58.380 And that's my favorite content to watch is, like, the girl coming home, the guy's in bed

01:50:02.540 with another girl.

01:50:03.540 I don't know.

01:50:03.940 There's something weird about seeing other people's terrible situation that makes you feel

01:50:07.760 better about yourself.

01:50:08.120 Well, it's the worst thing you could do to somebody, I think, is cheat on them.

01:50:11.720 Or kill them or rape.

01:50:12.940 But other than those two...

01:50:13.540 I don't know.

01:50:14.080 Well, I mean, if you're cheated on, you might be tortured for the rest of your life.

01:50:17.460 If you're married, you got kids, if, you know...

01:50:20.520 Well, this is why the lowest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and the disloyal.

01:50:26.240 Yeah.

01:50:28.020 It's...

01:50:28.500 Like, that was the issue that I took with it.

01:50:31.060 Making that claim is basically saying, not a single man is a shred of honor and would

01:50:34.660 stab you in the back if given the opportunity.

01:50:36.340 And I'm like, that is absolutely not true.

01:50:39.160 Imagine trying to do business with any guy under the assumption that given any chance,

01:50:43.020 they'd sell you out in two seconds.

01:50:44.260 You can't do business with a guy like that.

01:50:45.840 No.

01:50:46.120 And that's the thing that people need to understand.

01:50:48.480 Like, a guy swearing before God, or if you're not religious or whatever, swearing to each

01:50:52.660 other, that we're in this till the end, and then making the claim that every single guy

01:50:58.440 on the planet would never stand up to that vow is like, get out of here, dude.

01:51:02.060 There are dudes who swear like vows of silence and don't talk for 40 years.

01:51:05.700 Okay?

01:51:05.820 I'm pretty sure they can avoid banging some chick when they're married.

01:51:07.760 I guess it's that thing like with Tiger Woods.

01:51:09.580 It's like, okay, he slept with eight women, but he turned down like 50,000.

01:51:14.480 Yeah.

01:51:15.080 You know?

01:51:15.300 You didn't even think about that.

01:51:16.300 That's the thing.

01:51:16.700 You know, most men are not tempted with that type of, those types of options.

01:51:22.280 I mean, it is hard to say what life would be like if you were.

01:51:25.180 Well, no, but that was the point they actually made.

01:51:26.660 They said a high value guy, they call him.

01:51:29.340 If you're verified on Instagram with 100,000 followers, you're getting a bunch of women

01:51:32.980 hitting you up.

01:51:33.740 And they're like, no man can withstand that.

01:51:35.180 And I'm like, that's just, that's so dumb, dude.

01:51:37.100 Yeah.

01:51:37.580 I mean, I don't even look at my DMs.

01:51:39.160 I never even look.

01:51:40.040 Well, I was tempted in the beginning.

01:51:41.280 I wasn't dating anybody, but like those messages are, I don't even look at them.

01:51:47.420 Yeah.

01:51:47.600 Because I'm looking for a quality woman.

01:51:49.480 I look at them.

01:51:50.420 I read them.

01:51:50.880 I respond.

01:51:51.840 I don't know.

01:51:52.140 You guys are insane.

01:51:53.240 No, I get hit up by girls all the time.

01:51:54.740 I mean, I mean, no, it's not even that, but just girls, they're not all good looking.

01:51:59.440 A lot of them are dogs.

01:52:00.740 Well, I read them, but my point is that I will make sure it's got to be interesting or

01:52:05.560 funny or something or, you know.

01:52:07.640 Well, there's just kind of weird thing is not that us three are super famous, but we're

01:52:11.980 at a level like where, you know, have some notoriety, you know, and do you want to date

01:52:15.660 a girl that knows you for that notoriety or do you want a blank slate?

01:52:19.020 You can't.

01:52:20.260 Neither.

01:52:21.060 I've known my girlfriend for like 16 years.

01:52:23.400 Yeah, but that's better because she knew you when you were a nobody.

01:52:26.360 It depends on the person.

01:52:27.600 We've been friends for a long time and.

01:52:30.160 No, I'm saying that's a good situation for you, but if you're, I'm saying if you're going

01:52:33.580 to go date now that do you want to date a person that's kind of a fan or do you want

01:52:37.000 to date somebody that has no political ideology, no, has no idea who Tim Poole is?

01:52:42.660 The problem with the fan thing is that people think they know who you are from snippets of

01:52:46.820 your life.

01:52:47.300 That's true.

01:52:47.960 But you will find out I've gone on plenty of dates with women who see me as famous and they,

01:52:52.680 you know, ask me out.

01:52:54.060 You're going to know on that first date what that is and if they're actually interested

01:52:58.860 in getting to know you.

01:53:00.080 I find, I find you find out pretty quickly.

01:53:02.660 I think the issue is that like you'll get like a big booty Latina coming up to Alex and

01:53:05.740 he'll be like, that was a bit, you know, my type is actually tall and slim.

01:53:08.440 I'm sorry.

01:53:09.100 Yeah.

01:53:09.320 I didn't believe that.

01:53:10.020 I like a flat ass.

01:53:12.380 No, I don't know.

01:53:13.600 It's hard too because like.

01:53:15.040 You also can't control that, you know, especially now.

01:53:17.720 It's like, I'm addicted to big booty Latinas.

01:53:20.600 I need it.

01:53:21.160 Yeah, me too.

01:53:21.500 But on, on like the unsolicited messages, like I said, I don't respond to them, but I

01:53:27.460 do.

01:53:27.880 It does kind of make me feel good a little.

01:53:29.280 Well, actually, Tim, when I did.

01:53:30.640 I don't even look at any of my.

01:53:31.660 You don't even look.

01:53:31.960 So I like, I'm on Instagram and then one day, maybe like twice a year, I'll be like,

01:53:35.920 oh, I have messages and I'll look and there's like a famous comedian, a pro skateboarder,

01:53:39.560 a professional basketball player.

01:53:40.600 And they're like, love your work, man.

01:53:42.160 Would love to come out sometime.

01:53:43.020 And I'm like, oh, that was 30 weeks ago.

01:53:44.780 Like, we could have had that guy on the show.

01:53:46.560 Yeah, but you should look at these.

01:53:47.560 You'll go nuts, man.

01:53:48.580 I mean, I don't even look at any of them.

01:53:50.000 It's endless.

01:53:50.520 You can't.

01:53:51.180 And you're right.

01:53:51.780 If they know you, they have like this false sense of what they think you are.

01:53:55.320 And that's kind of like they say, don't meet your heroes.

01:53:57.080 And I know, you know, Alex Jones.

01:53:58.720 I love Alex Jones.

01:53:59.920 But I remember when I met Alex Jones, I expected like we were going to hit it off.

01:54:03.280 We're going to be bros.

01:54:04.260 And he's going through the Sandy Hook stuff.

01:54:05.680 And like the whole time he's stressed out about this trial.

01:54:07.920 Right.

01:54:08.180 So it's just kind of weird.

01:54:09.240 Like, you know, you don't really know what a person is going through, I guess, until you meet them.

01:54:13.960 At the same time, though, if you meet a woman, right, and you might be into her just because you find her attractive, it's kind of the reverse.

01:54:21.160 It's the same thing.

01:54:22.820 So at first, you were only into her because she was hot.

01:54:26.720 And so someone might be into you because they think you're funny.

01:54:29.300 It's the same exact thing.

01:54:30.580 You're going to have to get to know each other and see if there's really something there.

01:54:34.300 Yeah, we're talking about digital era of dating.

01:54:37.400 It's not easy.

01:54:39.240 Life's hard.

01:54:39.900 I think life's supposed to be hard, though, right?

01:54:41.500 Of course it is.

01:54:42.440 What are you crazy?

01:54:42.840 Yeah, so we're sitting here bitching about being famous on the internet.

01:54:46.160 I went to my Instagram message requests.

01:54:48.560 Excuse me.

01:54:49.360 And then I did top.

01:54:50.920 And then there's like, here's one with two million followers, a million followers, a million followers, a million followers.

01:54:55.680 These are like big companies and high profile individuals hitting me up.

01:54:58.380 I just I've ignored all of them.

01:54:59.980 I'm like, oh, that's a famous comedian.

01:55:01.700 That's a famous rapper.

01:55:03.700 Wow.

01:55:04.100 I just I don't know.

01:55:05.100 Yeah, maybe check those every once in a while.

01:55:07.380 I don't know.

01:55:07.940 I wouldn't, man.

01:55:08.900 If you don't if you're doing well without looking at them, don't even do it.

01:55:12.020 Well, like when it comes to booking for any of the shows, like I don't even I don't even take I don't have nothing to do with it.

01:55:16.720 Yeah, I know.

01:55:17.320 So people are like, I'll get hit up by like some some some fat cat, some other media company.

01:55:21.500 They'll be like, hey, can we come down and do this?

01:55:22.680 I'll be like, send an email to our booking people because I don't even know the schedule, man.

01:55:25.540 And like, I'll say yes.

01:55:26.580 I'll tell them yes.

01:55:27.460 Yeah.

01:55:27.640 But you got to ask them because I don't even know what days people are coming or not.

01:55:30.700 I'm not the guy for this.

01:55:31.800 Also, put some effort and find my number, find my email, find my manager.

01:55:35.300 You know, they're going to have trouble finding Tim Poole's number.

01:55:37.300 But yeah, I know I don't have I don't have I don't have I don't have an email.

01:55:40.280 I don't have a phone number.

01:55:40.820 I have none of this anymore.

01:55:41.580 Yeah, I have none of it.

01:55:42.600 I don't I don't have a Facebook profile like they exist.

01:55:44.980 But you don't have you don't have a Facebook.

01:55:46.360 No, I said they exist, but they're toilets.

01:55:48.560 Yeah, you know, like, dude, with with Facebook, because it's just like you have 5000 friends and, you know, hundreds of thousands.

01:55:56.580 Yeah.

01:55:56.940 So people try calling through Facebook.

01:55:59.420 It's gone.

01:55:59.980 I don't have it anymore.

01:56:00.880 It exists.

01:56:01.640 I don't use it.

01:56:02.140 Then there's like I turned it where they couldn't call me through Facebook, but I just turned all so much through.

01:56:07.140 I mean, I got my first Daily Wire movie from a DM who I thought was a stalker because the guy was sharing all of my everything he shared on a story.

01:56:16.260 And I go, oh, this is crazy guy.

01:56:17.900 And he was a casting director.

01:56:19.000 He was a producer of Bonfire Legend who now makes all day where stuff goes.

01:56:23.080 Hey, you want to audition for the Gina Carano thing?

01:56:25.520 And I was like that Dallas.

01:56:26.880 That's Dallas.

01:56:27.520 Yeah.

01:56:27.860 Yeah.

01:56:28.060 And I thought he was just some crazy fan.

01:56:30.020 It's like this big movie producer.

01:56:31.440 So, you know, yeah, you got to guess.

01:56:33.660 He should check them, I guess.

01:56:34.760 He messaged you like, you want to be in this movie?

01:56:35.880 Just send me a check for $5,000.

01:56:37.660 Yeah.

01:56:38.720 Get it going.

01:56:39.660 That's the old Hollywood scam.

01:56:41.200 Yeah.

01:56:41.380 Or you got to pay for like $10,000 for headshots or something.

01:56:44.500 I got caught in that one.

01:56:45.960 Did you get your headshots?

01:56:47.420 Yeah.

01:56:47.440 I got like a fake headshot guy in Times Square.

01:56:50.440 And he charged you like 500 bucks.

01:56:51.480 Gave my 500 bucks.

01:56:52.380 Yeah.

01:56:52.560 And it was like printed, you know, black and white.

01:56:55.860 And they're like, you need to burp computer paper.

01:56:57.780 Oh, is that bad?

01:56:58.780 But yeah, that's what they say.

01:57:00.120 Let me tell you, man, when I was like 18 or whatever, and there was this chick I knew

01:57:04.480 who was like, I'm going to be a model.

01:57:05.580 And I'm like, oh, that's really cool.

01:57:06.660 What agency?

01:57:07.600 And she's like, oh, which agency are you representing?

01:57:11.600 She's like, I don't know.

01:57:12.820 And her story was her and her mom read them all.

01:57:15.960 And an agent said, wow, your daughter can be a model.

01:57:18.960 And she's like, so we're going to do like our preliminary shoots.

01:57:20.860 It's just 500 bucks.

01:57:21.720 But then it like, it gets you in and I'm like, you're being scammed.

01:57:25.420 Yeah.

01:57:25.860 That's not how it works.

01:57:27.120 Yeah.

01:57:27.340 That happened to me.

01:57:28.900 Yeah.

01:57:29.360 It's so heartbreaking.

01:57:30.440 But if they actually give you headshots, okay, fine.

01:57:32.560 You bought expensive headshots.

01:57:34.100 They were, but they were on like computer paper.

01:57:36.180 And they weren't even like, you know, touched up or right.

01:57:39.620 You know, I mean, I don't know what, but.

01:57:41.180 But when you're in, I mean, you could take advantage of a, of a actor model so easily

01:57:45.560 because we're so desperate in the beginning for anything.

01:57:48.400 Well, do you think that's good?

01:57:49.440 Is OnlyFans good for society now that all these models can show their butthole for $5.99?

01:57:53.360 I hate it all.

01:57:53.980 No, that's bad.

01:57:55.080 But at least you're not getting ripped up.

01:57:56.140 That's not modeling.

01:57:56.580 Well, but then there was that documentary Hot Girls Wanted.

01:57:59.080 And that was on Netflix about the amateur porn industry, about how predatory it is.

01:58:03.200 You know, these women get in there and they only last a month.

01:58:04.960 So is it better for a girl to like do like one porn movie and then get out of it?

01:58:09.280 Or just show her butt for the rest of her life?

01:58:13.140 Those are the options.

01:58:13.920 Dude, OnlyFans.

01:58:14.660 Those are the only options.

01:58:15.900 There are two things that I see happening right now that say to me that human civilization is over.

01:58:20.200 And it's the massive expansion of casinos in every major city.

01:58:25.300 Like there's eight casinos within two hours driving of where we are right now.

01:58:28.380 Eight.

01:58:28.760 Wow.

01:58:29.440 And one of the highest grossing casino in the country is about an hour east of here.

01:58:33.420 MGM National Harbor.

01:58:34.180 I believe it's the highest grossing.

01:58:35.360 And I'm just like, how is half the country struggling and living paycheck to paycheck?

01:58:39.160 And the other half is just dumping money in casinos.

01:58:41.180 But the other thing is OnlyFans.

01:58:42.500 Because I see all these stories where it's like, a woman was a doctor and she quit because she makes more money showing her butthole on the internet.

01:58:47.380 And I'm like, okay.

01:58:49.600 Like, it's the fall of Rome, man.

01:58:53.100 It really is.

01:58:54.100 Yeah.

01:58:54.560 Yeah, I'll meet a girl and she'll be like, yeah, I sell my pictures of my feet.

01:58:57.840 And I'm like, well, I'm not going out with you.

01:59:00.400 Yeah.

01:59:00.700 I'm sorry.

01:59:01.340 It's disgusting.

01:59:02.480 Anybody can just buy a picture.

01:59:04.100 Do you guys know about Naughty Bids?

01:59:06.780 What's it called?

01:59:07.140 Back in the day, it might still exist.

01:59:09.900 It was an auction website for like women to sell their garbage and their underwear and stuff.

01:59:14.540 Garbage.

01:59:14.980 Yeah.

01:59:15.420 And we're the privileged ones.

01:59:16.940 You're selling your garbage.

01:59:18.320 Guys would buy the contents of a woman's bathroom garbage for like 50 bucks.

01:59:23.800 Well, what is it?

01:59:24.380 Belle Define sold her bath water.

01:59:26.280 I mean, yeah.

01:59:26.620 People want like...

01:59:27.680 I think they had a used panty vending machine in Japan.

01:59:30.740 Had the vending machine?

01:59:31.440 They have it.

01:59:32.240 Yeah.

01:59:32.440 They have a vending machine with used panties in Japan.

01:59:35.660 You know that they have a chain of masturbation stores in Japan.

01:59:40.380 They have buildings you can go into for the purpose of masturbation.

01:59:43.840 Well, they used to have that in Times Square.

01:59:45.280 They used to have like booths.

01:59:46.440 That was just Times Square, bro.

01:59:47.880 Yeah.

01:59:48.140 But it was famous in Times Square.

01:59:49.620 They'd have these booths and like people would always go in there and just cranking it.

01:59:52.720 Just ejaculating all day.

01:59:54.100 Maybe that's actually healthy though.

01:59:55.580 Men are like so...

01:59:57.100 You just go rub one out.

01:59:58.700 I'm in Japan and we go to this district where they have like the six story sex shop.

02:00:02.580 It's the craziest shit you'll ever see.

02:00:05.580 Okay.

02:00:06.020 And then I keep seeing this sign.

02:00:08.000 I don't know Japanese, you know.

02:00:09.160 We go to this one district and it was the coolest thing ever because they have like a

02:00:11.900 giant Goku, you know, from Dragon Ball Z and they got Lupin the third and I'm like,

02:00:16.100 yeah, anime, let's roll.

02:00:17.220 Then we go, I see this sign.

02:00:18.200 I'm like, I don't think anything of it.

02:00:19.340 I see it again.

02:00:19.940 I see it again.

02:00:20.400 I see it again.

02:00:21.020 Then we're finally going to this sex shop and we're like, I posted a picture on my Instagram.

02:00:24.740 It's, it's so, it's, it's crazy.

02:00:26.380 Everybody loves it.

02:00:26.900 I think I was there with Luke and then there's this, actually I was there with Luke.

02:00:30.340 That was funny.

02:00:31.040 Uh, then, uh, we were doing a shoot.

02:00:33.140 We were one of Fukushima.

02:00:33.960 So we had to stop and check out this crazy sex store.

02:00:36.440 And then I'm finally like, you know, like, what is this?

02:00:38.400 And like the, our guides are like, our fixers are like, oh, that's for masturbation.

02:00:41.900 And we're like, what?

02:00:43.020 I've seen like 12 of those.

02:00:44.760 So we're like, let's go, man.

02:00:46.420 We, we have to go.

02:00:47.800 And so we go inside and they've got little plastic boxes of women's underwear, stained towels.

02:00:54.740 And if it's like, whatever you're into, baby, we got it.

02:00:57.700 And there was a camera playing dudes in rooms because they get off on people watching them

02:01:02.620 on camera.

02:01:03.080 And I'm like, oh my God.

02:01:04.880 I think I'm satisfied after looking at it.

02:01:06.660 We can leave now.

02:01:07.740 That sounds like AI.

02:01:08.760 It sounds like we're already living in.

02:01:10.100 Well, that's weird because also I had that OnlyFans girl on my show.

02:01:13.980 And she says one of the, one of her highest revenue streams is that guys pay her to have

02:01:18.860 her rate their dick.

02:01:20.720 They'll send dick pics and they'll have her, what's her account?

02:01:25.100 10 out of 10.

02:01:25.640 10 out of 10.

02:01:25.740 10 out of 10 Regis, this girl.

02:01:26.740 But she was saying like, yeah, one of the most, one of the things I do.

02:01:29.120 She's like, well, you can send me your dick.

02:01:30.800 I'll rate it.

02:01:31.280 I was like, oh God, I'm not doing that.

02:01:33.000 But she's like, she just tells every guy it's like a one out of 10.

02:01:36.040 Like it's awful.

02:01:37.080 I called her out.

02:01:37.940 I go, your town, every guy has a 10 for a dick, right?

02:01:40.280 You know, just to gas them up.

02:01:41.420 She's like, no, I'm real.

02:01:42.460 I will tell them if they have a bad dick.

02:01:44.020 Some dudes might be like, you know, they're guys who like being beaten by dominatrixes.

02:01:47.720 You know what I mean?

02:01:49.120 I just go on a date with a feminist and that's my, that's my beating me.

02:01:52.500 I knew, I knew a woman and her job was wild.

02:01:55.840 She was a dominatrix and you know how she paid her rent?

02:01:59.380 One day she gets on the phone and she's like, she's like, I'm going to pay

02:02:02.940 the rent and then she calls a guy and she's like, I want rent money now, $1,300.

02:02:09.440 And he's like, yes, yes, mistress.

02:02:10.880 Yes.

02:02:11.140 And she goes overnight FedEx.

02:02:13.340 Yes.

02:02:13.680 Yes, mistress.

02:02:14.140 Anything you say, she hangs up.

02:02:16.660 That's just, that's it.

02:02:18.400 Rich dudes who are, they just love it.

02:02:20.620 He probably ran to the bathroom as soon as she called and was like, yeah.

02:02:23.240 Cranked it.

02:02:23.440 Yeah.

02:02:23.940 One of those Japanese booths.

02:02:26.420 He's in Japan and he's like, that's exactly what I need.

02:02:30.120 No, but you know how we are?

02:02:31.160 There is an overabundance of cranking it.

02:02:33.340 Did you know, and I don't know if you know this, but you're at the Travel Lodge, aren't

02:02:38.140 you?

02:02:39.280 No.

02:02:39.900 Okay.

02:02:40.320 Maybe you're at the Holiday Inn, but the Travel Lodge hotel that's nearby here, they have

02:02:44.400 a black washcloth and on it, it says, if you're going to yada, yada, yada.

02:02:51.400 I forget the exact, yes.

02:02:52.320 This is a Travel Lodge.

02:02:53.140 What?

02:02:53.320 Yeah, I swear.

02:02:54.060 It's a black one.

02:02:54.860 You didn't take a picture of it?

02:02:55.200 No.

02:02:55.600 Dude, I'll take a picture of it now.

02:02:56.980 I think I'm staying there tonight.

02:02:58.080 I'll go take a picture.

02:02:58.840 I'll send it to you tonight, and it says-

02:03:00.880 Yeah, people are going to show up now they know where you are.

02:03:02.320 Well, whatever.

02:03:03.180 Come hang out.

02:03:03.800 But there's a lot of these.

02:03:06.260 But my point is, it's a black handkerchief, or not a handkerchief.

02:03:10.540 I stayed there last time.

02:03:11.740 I think I remember seeing a, going up-

02:03:14.220 Next to the sink.

02:03:15.100 It's like seeing a black toilet.

02:03:16.320 You go, this isn't right.

02:03:16.960 What does it say on it?

02:03:17.600 It says, if you're going to, it's very vague how it's written, but it's very direct as

02:03:22.400 well.

02:03:22.700 It's like, if you're going to enjoy yourself, please use this so it doesn't stain.

02:03:26.560 It's not the worst idea, because-

02:03:28.760 No, it's a great idea.

02:03:29.700 You ever go into a hotel room with a black light?

02:03:31.840 Oh, my God.

02:03:32.460 I watch those TikToks of people doing that, and it's nuts.

02:03:35.580 They'll show the toilet, and they'll turn off the lights.

02:03:38.080 In Vegas, I think they're at the Luxor Hotel.

02:03:40.980 Yeah, the walls.

02:03:41.800 Dude, this guy, he went to an old Vegas, like the Luxor.

02:03:44.600 It's been there since the 90s, or whatever.

02:03:45.940 The doorknob, there's cum everywhere, dude.

02:03:50.280 Everywhere.

02:03:51.700 He was like, the baseboards had cum all on.

02:03:54.800 You're like, what the fuck?

02:03:57.160 They take the thermostat apart.

02:03:59.580 It's inside the thermostat.

02:04:00.960 Well, it's because we're in a simulation where you can ejaculate a thousand times.

02:04:04.120 Just spray the wall down.

02:04:04.720 One of the best tips I've ever heard, and I do this every time I go in a hotel, you

02:04:08.280 take the ice, you know the little ice bucket thing?

02:04:11.540 Of course.

02:04:11.800 There's always a plastic bag in there.

02:04:13.100 You take it, and then you put it in the remote control, and now the remote control's in

02:04:18.840 plastic, because apparently the most cum is on the remote control.

02:04:21.160 Yeah, that's what they say.

02:04:22.060 Yeah, they say it's disgusting.

02:04:23.340 So every time, that's the first thing I do.

02:04:25.500 I get the little shower.

02:04:26.180 I go, and I lick the remote.

02:04:27.740 That's the first thing I just lick it.

02:04:28.860 To confirm?

02:04:29.620 Yeah.

02:04:30.700 They got it.

02:04:31.440 They got it.

02:04:32.660 You're like, mmm.

02:04:33.900 That's salty.

02:04:34.740 They got it.

02:04:36.080 Banana.

02:04:37.140 You're like, number seven's really got the, it's, yeah.

02:04:40.480 Each one's a unique flavor.

02:04:41.480 You have to disassociate when you stay in a hotel.

02:04:44.240 You kind of got to go, oh, that's brand new room.

02:04:46.440 They have like, when you go to five-star hotels, people don't know this, but they give you an

02:04:49.600 option to have like, no cum in your room.

02:04:52.500 They'll be like, what can we do?

02:04:54.620 If you have a special request, they'll be like, we'd like a room that has no cum.

02:04:57.000 And they'll be like, ah, yes, the specialty room.

02:04:58.640 We'll get that sorted out for you right away, sir.

02:05:00.440 Do they only put asexuals in there?

02:05:03.200 No, they just have the, they have guys in suits when you, when you're, when you're, when

02:05:05.780 you're walking up, there's like three guys in hazmat suits spraying everything down.

02:05:08.620 Spraying it down.

02:05:09.100 Like pressure washing everything.

02:05:10.960 I still remember the first time I ever officially cranked it, dude.

02:05:13.960 That was the day that changed my life.

02:05:15.020 We were hoping you'd bring that up.

02:05:16.260 We were waiting.

02:05:17.280 No, we're talking about cranking.

02:05:18.400 I remember I didn't really know how to do it.

02:05:20.980 Let's talk about hotels again.

02:05:22.100 I remember like it was yesterday.

02:05:23.820 God bless America, man.

02:05:25.500 We used to live in a proper country.

02:05:27.240 I had so much to say.

02:05:27.940 And I found out Alex was on.

02:05:29.000 I go, I don't have to really talk to you.

02:05:30.700 No, I'll just.

02:05:31.620 I can lay back.

02:05:32.340 Dude, do you remember the 56K trying to crank it to 56K and the boobs would load and you

02:05:37.180 get through the nipple and the vagina hadn't loaded yet and I'd be finished.

02:05:40.580 I'd be like, ah, cause I didn't want, you know, my mom or dad to walk in the room.

02:05:44.240 But we're, we're, we're on the line, Alex.

02:05:46.400 The good old days.

02:05:47.140 The nipples haven't loaded.

02:05:49.460 That's so funny.

02:05:50.320 First time you have sex with, you're like, cover your nipples.

02:05:53.700 Don't load them.

02:05:54.720 Don't load them.

02:05:55.360 I remember, um, I remember when I was a kid, uh, going to church and, uh, we would sing

02:06:00.980 the songs and praise the Lord.

02:06:03.000 And, uh, wow.

02:06:04.140 Weren't those crazy times?

02:06:05.120 Those are the wildest.

02:06:05.980 Those were wild.

02:06:06.280 Well, actually that was wild for me.

02:06:08.020 My priest killed himself when I was eight.

02:06:08.720 Oh, come on.

02:06:09.460 Come on, man.

02:06:10.420 True story.

02:06:11.240 I'm like, let's get wholesome.

02:06:12.620 And you're like, my priest killed himself.

02:06:13.620 Dude, my priest killed himself when I was eight years old.

02:06:16.020 And I, and they never told us why, you know what I mean?

02:06:19.620 But I figured.

02:06:20.980 There's a closet at homosexual.

02:06:21.960 Well, it's, I, I kind of, I figured it out that my blowjobs were that bad.

02:06:27.920 Gosh.

02:06:28.600 R.I.P.

02:06:29.460 Pastor.

02:06:30.700 Or, uh, why is that?

02:06:31.880 Why is there so much sexual abuse in the Catholic church, Tyler?

02:06:34.840 Why?

02:06:35.500 Yeah.

02:06:36.080 Do you think it's pinup frustration?

02:06:37.300 I think it might be repression.

02:06:38.840 I mean, what's the thing where you're not allowed to have sex?

02:06:41.920 Celibacy.

02:06:42.460 Yes.

02:06:42.740 And that's what they are.

02:06:43.500 But are, not all priests are like that.

02:06:45.120 Abstinence?

02:06:45.980 I think all Catholic priests are.

02:06:47.440 Catholic priests, yeah.

02:06:48.200 And they can't get married.

02:06:49.660 I, I think it's exploitation.

02:06:50.840 I think, uh, I, I think it's because you see how they've handled it in the past with

02:06:56.180 like, they shuffle people around and they don't get charged.

02:06:58.120 And so bad people are like, this is the exploitation path, right?

02:07:01.280 This is how you do it.

02:07:02.040 And there was a saying that back in the-

02:07:03.020 Stop bringing all these hot kids to church.

02:07:04.740 Well, at the beginning of like, you know, religion or, I mean, not the beginning of religion,

02:07:09.560 that's so long ago, but supposedly the priests were like the coolest guy in town and they

02:07:13.440 would be banging everybody's wives.

02:07:15.280 And that's why they made it where the priests couldn't, they had to be celibate.

02:07:18.260 No, the celibate priest thing.

02:07:19.780 That's what I've ever heard.

02:07:20.460 I heard that.

02:07:21.020 It's the Catholic church.

02:07:22.040 Fake news.

02:07:22.340 Fake news.

02:07:22.920 A lot of Christian dominations have pastors who are married.

02:07:26.500 Oh yeah.

02:07:26.960 Mine was married.

02:07:27.860 The one that killed themselves.

02:07:28.900 So that wasn't a Catholic church.

02:07:30.400 No, it was a Methodist.

02:07:31.820 Yeah.

02:07:32.180 Whatever that is.

02:07:33.040 They're good.

02:07:33.860 They're all right.

02:07:34.280 I think they're good.

02:07:34.840 Yeah.

02:07:34.940 They do math.

02:07:35.580 Until they kill themselves.

02:07:37.020 They do math.

02:07:37.600 It's Methodist.

02:07:38.540 Oh.

02:07:38.960 Yeah.

02:07:39.440 I want to do, I want to do methamphetamine while I'm at church.

02:07:43.200 We can drink wine.

02:07:44.480 You know.

02:07:45.700 That's kind of weird that we drink the blood of Christ.

02:07:49.020 I don't know.

02:07:49.500 I don't know enough about it.

02:07:50.420 We drink the blood of my priest because he killed himself.

02:07:53.620 Oh gosh.

02:07:54.460 Just keep saying it.

02:07:55.320 I don't know.

02:07:55.740 Yeah.

02:07:56.220 Yeah.

02:07:56.640 Like my family, we, we, like after sixth grade, it was like, we just weren't religious

02:07:59.800 anymore.

02:08:00.360 Yeah.

02:08:01.420 Yeah.

02:08:01.780 I'm a, I'm a Scientologist.

02:08:03.440 So I, uh, worship Zinu and me and Tom Cruise, we hang out.

02:08:07.100 I don't think they worship Zinu.

02:08:08.360 I think they actually like, that's like saying the devil.

02:08:09.880 I know.

02:08:10.220 Well, he's a galactic overlord that, uh, I guess whatever, a long time ago he got, he

02:08:15.740 like got all the criminals from his planet and then they threw him into volcanoes.

02:08:19.600 Volcanoes.

02:08:20.320 And then those spirits of the people that got burned in the volcanoes, they're called

02:08:23.580 like Thetans.

02:08:24.260 Thetans possessed us.

02:08:25.160 And they possessed us.

02:08:26.100 Is that, what is that?

02:08:26.920 Scientology?

02:08:27.000 That's really Scientology.

02:08:28.100 Yeah.

02:08:28.300 Zinu.

02:08:28.880 Just type in, uh, uh, South Park Zinu and it'll give you the real.

02:08:33.200 Did you ever, did you ever go to one of the Dianetics things?

02:08:35.920 I've never, I mean, I've been in the building.

02:08:37.460 I've, I mean, I've actually done an e-meter and I had a video in San Francisco.

02:08:40.760 Yeah.

02:08:41.020 But, but I was outside of it.

02:08:42.520 Like I didn't go to one of the courses or anything.

02:08:44.300 It was just, he had set up a table outside of it and I did it for a second.

02:08:47.160 I was, uh, skateboarding down Hollywood Boulevard and they have the Scientology place.

02:08:50.260 And then the guy waved to me and stopped.

02:08:52.000 And then he asked me if, if I was, if I'd ever heard of Dianetics and I was like, he

02:08:56.340 was like Scientology stuff.

02:08:57.340 And he's like, yeah.

02:08:58.080 He's like, you've heard of it.

02:08:58.820 I was like, I did.

02:08:59.580 Yeah.

02:08:59.900 And he's like, oh, what did you hear?

02:09:01.040 And I was like, I heard you guys think like an alien threw a bunch of aliens in a volcano.

02:09:05.080 You said that to him?

02:09:05.840 Yeah.

02:09:06.000 And he laughed and he goes, do you get all your information from cartoons?

02:09:08.840 And then I laughed and I was like, no.

02:09:10.500 And he goes, then why would you take that one?

02:09:12.420 Why would you take information on anything we're doing from a cartoon?

02:09:14.880 And I was like, fair point.

02:09:16.720 I have never actually talked to any of you guys.

02:09:18.680 So he invited me and I sat down.

02:09:20.240 He showed me the book.

02:09:21.120 We talked for a little bit.

02:09:21.980 I did the e-meter thing.

02:09:22.880 It made no sense at all.

02:09:24.060 It felt like it was a cult manipulation technique where it's like, what are you thinking about

02:09:27.880 right now?

02:09:28.420 And then I'm like, the letter H.

02:09:30.900 And he's like, what?

02:09:31.400 I'm like, I just tried to think of anything random and the meter is going crazy.

02:09:34.400 And then ultimately he was like, ah, okay, well, you know, would you buy this book

02:09:38.780 for 500 bucks?

02:09:39.620 It was 20 bucks.

02:09:40.300 I bought it.

02:09:40.820 Yeah.

02:09:41.120 It was 20 bucks.

02:09:41.620 I bought it.

02:09:42.380 And because that's the kind of person I'm like, I'm not going to just assume that South

02:09:46.300 Park told me the truth about any of this.

02:09:47.720 I want to read what these people are saying.

02:09:49.500 I got to the first chapter and I said, it's a cult.

02:09:51.620 Yeah.

02:09:51.940 But you know, it's funny.

02:09:52.660 You can actually, he's making fun of that saying South Park is wrong.

02:09:55.720 You can listen to, I forget what level.

02:09:58.220 I think it's the OT level five.

02:09:59.980 You can actually listen to the recording of L. Ron Hubbard saying exactly, it's basically

02:10:06.720 word for word, the South Park sketch.

02:10:09.420 Literally.

02:10:09.940 It's like, we threw him down.

02:10:11.520 You can look it up to type in L. Ron Hubbard transcript of Xenu.

02:10:16.020 And it's literally the South Park thing is like identical to it.

02:10:19.200 I mean, it's not, it's not off at all.

02:10:21.360 They're probably right.

02:10:22.100 What I found in like the first chapter was it, it talks about aberrations and things

02:10:27.780 like it, the argument they basically made, and it's been like a decade, it's been a long

02:10:31.740 time, was that over time you build up misalignments in logical reasoning due to things like one

02:10:39.480 day you eat a hard boiled egg and get sick.

02:10:41.760 Your brain then is configured to avoid these things because it must be bad.

02:10:46.460 But logically it was just the probability of an egg sometimes being bad.

02:10:50.260 And so you might grow up with an aversion to eating hard boiled eggs.

02:10:53.560 That's an aberration.

02:10:54.420 You must remove that and resume the normal life process of eating hard boiled eggs.

02:10:57.920 And that's probably good for, I mean, the mental health part of that is probably good.

02:11:01.700 I think like, obviously there's probably some tenets of Scientology.

02:11:04.360 I think it does help people.

02:11:05.620 But I think another thing is like, like you said, these aberrations and you also like go

02:11:09.700 back and you think of like traumatic events and you try to like, I guess, do it a different

02:11:13.980 way.

02:11:14.300 I'm not sure, but the initial argument was you've got to let go of these traumas to heal yourself

02:11:20.120 kind of thing.

02:11:20.820 Which makes sense.

02:11:21.780 And then I don't know where the whole Xenu stuff comes in or whatever.

02:11:25.700 That's like levels.

02:11:27.080 I think L. Ron Hubbard was just getting weird with it at those other levels.

02:11:31.260 There's so much like way cooler ideas you could come up with.

02:11:33.800 My favorite is that human life originated on Venus and a runaway Greenus effect started

02:11:39.260 destroying the environment through massive global warming.

02:11:41.320 So the military constructed something called the Ark Project, which is a giant vessel.

02:11:45.440 And they took the DNA of, they took the two different DNA sets from each animal on the

02:11:50.100 planet and then launched a terraforming pod onto the neighboring planet of Earth to then

02:11:55.000 seed life in the Precambrian area.

02:11:57.580 And then there's this explosion of life just all at once.

02:11:59.800 And then the Ark comes to Earth and the remaining survivors of Venus, there's very few left,

02:12:05.400 come down and land in, you know, like ancient Sumeria or whatever.

02:12:08.220 Did you make that up or is that somebody else's theory?

02:12:11.820 I mean, I technically made up basically giving a sci-fi twist to Noah's Ark.

02:12:17.600 You know what I mean?

02:12:18.060 You know what I like?

02:12:18.960 I like the theory that, you know, when they say that God casted out a third of the angels

02:12:23.540 from heaven and they were like forced to come here on Earth and that those angels supposedly

02:12:27.900 slept with Nephilim, that they're supposed to be giants on there.

02:12:31.320 No, no, no, no, no.

02:12:32.060 The Nephilim are the hybrid, aren't they?

02:12:34.220 Well, I thought that...

02:12:35.260 The Nephilim are the hybrid kids of angels and humans or something like that?

02:12:37.920 But...

02:12:38.400 Okay, I thought we were the offspring.

02:12:40.420 I thought humans were the offspring.

02:12:42.160 Okay, well, either or.

02:12:43.400 It's still Nephilim.

02:12:44.360 I kind of like to think that there was giants and I don't know why.

02:12:47.960 So when the Ark comes, all the humans on Venus are dying because it's like, we know that

02:12:54.380 Venus is like a greenhouse effect.

02:12:55.380 We landed a probe and the probe like just melted from the density of the sulfuric acid or whatever.

02:13:00.840 And so the Ark is in orbit.

02:13:02.580 Okay.

02:13:03.000 And it's military run because they're the only survivors.

02:13:05.580 So you've got this dude who's completely in charge of everything.

02:13:08.940 And then they send a bunch of the basic humans down to Earth who have no knowledge of farming

02:13:12.660 or anything because, come on, could you farm?

02:13:14.360 No, we have no idea what we're doing.

02:13:15.480 Like an insurance broker lands in this ancient land where it's like fertile ground and they're

02:13:20.580 like, I have no idea what's going on.

02:13:22.200 They barely remember anything about anything.

02:13:24.600 And then all of a sudden, second in command guy is like, it's time to establish a democratic

02:13:28.360 form of government.

02:13:29.260 And the military leader is like, no, humanity is on the verge of extinction.

02:13:32.340 We will not.

02:13:32.820 Then all of a sudden, the people down on Earth are watching these ships shooting at each

02:13:35.620 other.

02:13:35.860 There's a coup attempt.

02:13:37.120 And they're like, that dude.

02:13:38.200 And then when the second in command guy loses, they say, we're banishing you to Central America

02:13:42.520 where that's where he goes.

02:13:44.700 You know?

02:13:45.320 Gosh, we're just going crazy theories on this episode.

02:13:48.520 Basically, I'm just taking a sci-fi twist to all of these like stories, you know?

02:13:52.680 Well, I don't think that we evolved from pawn scum.

02:13:54.720 I don't think that everything came from nothing.

02:13:56.780 I find that hard to believe.

02:13:58.060 Well, no, it didn't.

02:13:58.660 We're in a simulation.

02:14:00.080 And that is believable.

02:14:01.620 Honestly, I do feel like we live in a video game sometimes.

02:14:04.760 Simulation theory is like basic Abrahamic religion for atheists.

02:14:10.760 Like if you're like a higher power created this universe in all of its forms, they go,

02:14:14.460 I'll get out of here.

02:14:15.180 If you go, a super intelligent species created this simulation, they go, oh, I love that.

02:14:19.420 Exactly right.

02:14:20.920 Oh, that explains it.

02:14:22.280 I never felt like that until recently.

02:14:24.280 I didn't feel like that as a kid.

02:14:25.520 I think it's because our technology has become so advanced.

02:14:29.060 Yeah, but I'm saying like, I think we like are in the Truman Show.

02:14:31.840 I mean, not that we're like, you know, this is all a movie, but I just, it just doesn't,

02:14:35.600 it seems fake.

02:14:36.400 Some stuff seems fake.

02:14:38.120 Sure.

02:14:39.260 Just the world we live in.

02:14:40.280 I don't know.

02:14:40.660 It's hard to tell what's real and what's fake.

02:14:42.180 And I do a lot of fake stuff that I try to present as real.

02:14:45.940 Speaking of that, we're going to, we got to go film this commercial.

02:14:48.500 Let's go.

02:14:49.180 We got to go film this commercial.

02:14:49.960 So ladies and gentlemen, this has been, this has been a really, really fun Friday morning.

02:14:54.320 Like I knew it was going to get silly and we were going to laugh a lot.

02:14:56.100 So I appreciate you guys coming.

02:14:57.240 Tyler, do you want to shout anything out?

02:14:58.920 Oh yeah, sure.

02:15:00.080 Lady Ballers is out today on Daily Wire.

02:15:03.300 Bertram comes out soon on Daily Wire.

02:15:05.600 I'm not sure when.

02:15:06.500 Trailer's out Monday.

02:15:07.620 And then I'm doing a stand-up comedy tour.

02:15:09.840 So January I'll be in California, Atlanta, everywhere.

02:15:15.480 How did your dog know we were wrapping the show up?

02:15:17.740 Oh, he's ready to go.

02:15:18.560 I know.

02:15:19.120 As soon as I was going to shout anything out, he stands up, he's wagging his tail.

02:15:22.160 I'm like, what?

02:15:22.740 He's so in tune, man.

02:15:23.320 He's smart, dude.

02:15:25.040 And yeah, tour, tylerfisher.com.

02:15:27.140 I'm touring the whole country and come see me do stand-up.

02:15:30.520 Watch my show on Blaze TV, Primetime with Alex Stein.

02:15:32.960 For the love of God, I'm begging you to watch that show.

02:15:35.480 Thank you.

02:15:36.140 All right, everybody.

02:15:37.380 It's been fun.

02:15:37.920 Thanks for hanging out.

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The Culture War - Tim Pool - December 01, 2023

The Culture War #40 - Daily Wire's LadyBallers Star, Comedy With Tyler Fischer & Alex Stein

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