Just Landed From DC. Let's Talk About Sudan...
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 23 minutes
Words per Minute
94.762375
Hate Speech Sentences
240
Summary
In this episode we talk about the government shutdown, the Black Israelites, and we roast the Puerto Ricans and the rest of the black community. Thank you for listening to this episode and stay tuned for more episodes coming soon.
Transcript
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God fucking damn, bro, what's wrong with you, Alpu?
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And I told you not to do this shit like two years ago.
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I told you, bro, this bitch is going to stab you in the back.
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Damn, bro, I hate being so right about all this shit.
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I told y'all niggas when she was dating fat-ass Drewski, right?
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This fucking stupid-ass nigga, this fat retard.
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You guys seen he dropped the video on the black Israelites today?
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Number one, I want to see you do 30 fucking push-ups.
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Number two, I want to see your fat-ass go ahead and make a video
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on the real Israelites, if you know what I'm saying.
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I want to see you do a fucking parody on these niggas.
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That nigga will never, ever talk about the dreidel spinners.
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And then we made fun of the Puerto Rican niggas, who basically are.
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And for all the Puerto Ricans that got mad that I did that shit.
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Niggas want to sit here and talk about, oh, I'm Puerto Rican.
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You niggas are all a bunch of taco-ass niggas, man.
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Why the fuck am I going to go to shitty-ass New York City?
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You want me to meet you in the fucking Bronx in your fucking roach-infested EBT fucking neighborhood?
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Bro, you need to focus on getting some food, nigga.
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You need to focus on getting some fucking cereal, motherfucker.
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Talking shit about fucking Puerto Ricans and, uh, you know, how your music sucks.
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Meanwhile, nigga, you can't even get Captain Crunch.
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You don't look like a conspiracy theorist anymore.
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Reggie says, by the way, off topic, where the fuck did you pull that fake Russian bitch from last night?
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I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Chris.
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This nigga is the final boss of Alcoholic Anonymous.
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Your boy's not going to be wearing suits like this.
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I just came back from D.C. with a bunch of white people.
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He says, been off for a couple of days, so I'm not sure if you already talked about this,
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but did you see that Tyler Robinson's boyfriend apparently went missing?
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I was texting this girl, and she said, she's just meeting people.
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That's the womanese right there for you, my friend.
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They never say what they mean or mean what they say, my friend.
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Every Christian I ever knew was either gay, retarded, or Jewish.
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Oh, you mean Christian as in the name Christian?
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Yeah, that dude Christian before, that nigga was retarded.
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Niggas talking about, oh, dude, dude, this is gay?
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We're talking about biology and how women operate.
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Your dumb monkey ass want to come in here and talk about old pickup and all this.
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All you niggas think that you guys got gay, and your fucking girlfriend is 300 pounds,
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You trying to tell me what the fuck it is, man?
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And then I look at your chick, and she got tattoos all on her fucking sleeve.
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You want to sit here and tell me some shit when your bitch hit the wall, and she looks
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The only famous in your podcast are the ones who talk about men's problems like Pro.
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Like, show me one successful bimbo podcast, right?
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Myron, you should assign somebody to do a background check on every member on the OSS
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300 Army, because the easiest way to get to you will be with someone, somebody with
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So, they got bigger, they got bigger problems to deal with than me.
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Executive Associate Director Myron, did you hear about Andrew Tate taking over Misfits
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KSI was the previous CO he's fighting in December 20th?
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I don't know who watches that nigga still, bro.
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It's like, bro will not say shit about anything that's controversial.
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He just does, like, look, man, look, guys, there are some people that you watch for entertainment
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and then there's some niggas that you actually like, yo, this nigga's opinion, man.
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KSI, Logan Paul, Mike Mashlick, all these niggas, bro, their job is to like just be bots,
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Let me just say what's not going to get me canceled because I'm so much of a fucking
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I'm only wearing this suit because I came from D.C.
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And it feels good to make fun of Puerto Ricans wearing this suit.
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Why do you guys drive Hondas, 2002 Hondas, and you put like new engines in them and shit?
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How do y'all fucking, you, you put the rims on the car, you put a new engine in that bitch,
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Why do you guys all do your fucking eyebrows perfectly?
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For those of you that are wondering, I literally have been getting death threats from a bunch of Puerto Ricans.
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Apparently, some clip from, like, four months ago, right?
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Where I was, like, making fun of Puerto Ricans and their flag.
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Hundreds of death threats from these niggas, bro.
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It's like, well, you guys aren't really being the stereotypes.
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It's like, I made jokes about them for their music sucking.
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Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
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You know how annoying it is to listen to fucking Daddy Yankee 17 hours a day?
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Like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas?
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Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.
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Like, you guys ever met, like, a retarded person from Texas?
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You guys are, like, somewhat Mexican niggas, but not really.
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How y'all niggas so proud of a nation when y'all ain't a nation?
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That's why y'all niggas are relegated to the fucking Bronx.
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Niggas want to send me fucking messages and talk about,
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Nigga, don't you got to go get some food for Pathmark or something?
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Does Pathmark still exist for all my New York guys here?
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Yeah, I'm definitely on a Puerto Rican hit list now.
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Hey, man, I'm going to line myself with the Trinitarios then.
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Bro, I'm telling you, it's the same shit over and over.
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I think they're still mad about the floating land of garbage joke.
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Hey, shout out to Murkius with the Five Gifted.
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Hey, we equal opportunity races over here, baby.
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Okay, I don't want to hear none of you niggas bitching.
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Okay, we make fun of women, blacks, Indians, Asians.
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I don't want to see no fucking bitching over here.
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Making fun of the blacks is the most fun, though.
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Sue Myron is like seeing a shiny Pokemon or an alt graphic or a video.
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Can you give us, ladies, three tips to attract a man?
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Yo, honestly, it's going to be very simple, ladies.
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When you beat the game on Legendary Mode on fucking Halo 2 or on Veteran or Harden or whatever on Call of Duty,
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you don't want to talk to the nigga that beat the game on Recruit.
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No one gives the fuck about the guy's opinion that beat the game on Recruit.
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Ladies, no one's ever going to tell you this, so let me tell you the truth.
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Because I don't know who you are and I'm not trying to sleep with you.
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Men don't give a fuck about your opinion because you guys live life on easy mode.
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Since you live life on easy mode, no one cares about your opinion.
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And they pretend that they care about your opinion.
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Or you're going to sit there thinking, no, man, I care about my opinions.
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Bro, let me tell you something, you fucking stupid ass.
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You, alongside the Puerto Ricans, need to focus on fucking food stamps not coming in in a couple days, you bitch ass nigga.
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See, that's why nobody likes you fucking monkeys.
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Because whenever you're not crying about fucking reparations, or my systemic racism, or how white supremacy is holding you back,
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when in reality is you just being a fucking retard and buying Jordans when you can't afford it,
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How about we give you the reparations, and then you bitch ass niggas go back to Wakanda?
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So you gotta get some land or whatever back in Wakanda?
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All you guys do is cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry.
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Y'all niggas been listening to fucking Dr. fucking Kutmar Johnson and Jurek Nixhi too long.
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Niggas always got an excuse for why you're fucking losers.
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Have you ever thought about, hmm, maybe I shouldn't buy these Jordans that are $300.
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Maybe I shouldn't sell this controlled substance to this fucking weird white guy with a Yankee cap that clearly is a police officer.
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Maybe I shouldn't be listening to rap music all day that tells me to kill my brethren.
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Maybe I shouldn't be relying on the state all the time.
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Maybe I should be getting a bunch of fat black women pregnant.
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Have you dumbass niggas ever thought about that?
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And then you wonder why everybody makes fun of your dumb monkey asses.
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I'm the only one that tells you niggas the truth.
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We're only allies in this shit because I'm the only one telling your dumb monkey ass the truth.
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And so bad even fucking Drewski fat ass making fun of y'all niggas, man.
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Drewski has to make a fucking skit on y'all niggas, man.
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Everybody should screenshot this and send it out to.
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That should tell you guys everything you need to know.
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Thoughts on Ian getting humiliated by his girl in a short clip?
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Because this actually ties into the topic that we're talking about.
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So we're gonna give you guys a second red pill here.
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I'm, uh, I'm scrolling through my Twitter because I can't show you guys what's on my Twitter.
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We'll get in a lot of trouble if you guys saw what was on my Twitter.
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Because, while I find this video, the point I'm trying to make is this.
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Guys, never see your girl, like, see you get beat up by, like, another dude or dominated by another dude or anything else like that.
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Because it's gonna stick in their brain forever.
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And the thing is with women is they can't unsee that shit.
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Since we're on the topic of females, look at this shit, bro.
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This is, this is female entitlement to a whole other degree.
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Chinese Kitty explains that the minimum amount a man has to make to date her is $10 million because of her high-class lifestyle as a baddie.
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She also revealed that she started dancing and dated ASAP Relly at age 17.
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When they say that dumb shit, it's not respectful.
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And of course, she looks exactly like I thought she would.
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I don't give a fuck if you was born that way or you made it that way.
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You doing all this so you could bag the right type of person.
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If you think she actually thinks neon is gorgeous, I have a bridge to sell you.
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Do you guys see why now I say women can't vote?
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Because you niggas are too stupid to fucking see the deception.
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Which, by the way, Mel Gibson was a real nigga, bro.
00:56:05.320
Bro, it's like, I'm the only one that can see this shit.
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Your bitch would probably suck my dick more than yours.
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Even if that means they gotta line up with a pool.
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The neon is literally a revolving door for these bitches.
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How many bitches has done this shit to him now?
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Just think I gotta stop fucking saving these bitches, man.
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December 20-23, I was calling this shit out, man.
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This is just entertainment, man, at this point.
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Let me find this shit for y'all real quick, bro.
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You a fucking nigga making chopsticks or some shit.
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The Communist Party tries to take your chopstick business away.
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Your other son, Ling Bo, becomes a fucking veterinarian.
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She's not doing no cosplay and like, you know, playing anime and shit.
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I didn't escape fucking Chinese communism to come here so you could fuss some fucking blacks.
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Bitch went from Panda Express to nigga Express.
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If I put a picture of this bitch on the screen, this nigga Frank gonna get tight.
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How the fuck did we go to like 17K, 20K, all this other shit?
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And I don't know why these niggas did this, bro.
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Bro, I don't even want to watch this shit, bro.
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We'll watch this shit on Rumble or something, bro.
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Like, those guys are weirdos for doing that shit to them.
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You know, them incels are gonna be coming for me.
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You are not attractive enough to be demanding this caliber of man.
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Why'd you have your balls out like that, though?
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All you stupid niggas are going to say that he's a mutt.
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Your dumb ass pit bull don't know nothing about besides doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom,
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You guys fighting your pit bulls like a bunch of fucking retards.
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This bitch just said I want somebody with $10 million.
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What made you make that decision at 17 years old?
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Yeah, what made you decide to be a thot when you're a fucking minor?
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Like, what made you decide, like, I'm going to start dancing at 17?
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We live in a world where women, right, openly admit to being whores, but still expect you to pay full price.
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This chick said he need to have 10 million minimum or make 10 million minimum.
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But then she's saying, oh, yeah, I used to be a whore.
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Do you guys see what I'm talking about now when I say that these modern women are fucking cooked?
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Are you guys starting to finally, like, they don't give a fuck about what we want, bro.
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I look like fucking Notorious B.I.G. without the fame or the money.
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Like, you'd look at me like, this is a good drug.
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But for some odd reason, women can openly admit to being whores and no one passed an eye.
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You got this sick nigga over here with a above the cam.
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This nigga got a fucking above the rim view shot of her saying some bullshit.
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What made you think that you want to be a slut at 317?
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This nigga's more focused on stupid camera angles so he can see her weave than telling her to leave.
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She just admitted to you being a whore for, like, damn near over half her life.
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And you're dumb monkey ass over here worrying about fucking camera angles.
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Women would never, ever accept this fuckery from us.
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But they expect us to fucking accept, uh, they expect us to accept it from them.
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I always had this, I gotta get it on my own shit.
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I think, like, growing up, I always, like, had a body and shit, so people always sexualized me and shit, and I think I, like, kind of...
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And this is another thing that women never take accountability for.
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Women dress like whores, behave like whores, and then get mad when niggas think that they're whores.
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Like, self-consciously felt like I can, like, use my body, which is fucked up.
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Niggas sexualized you, and you saw that you could make money doing it, and that's why you're doing what you're doing.
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And I was in college, and I started dancing at a club that was literally, like, 10 minutes away from the college.
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So I was dating this guy who was part of, um, A$AP Mob at the time.
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Here we go, she about to incriminate this nigga, bro.
01:15:16.440
Okay, look, uh, guys, so we got this stupid nigga in the chat right now.
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He says, be careful while you walk without safety, because we Puerto Ricans are watching you.
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Bitches that was bartending, bitches that was stripping, bitches that was just doing whatever.
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And I felt like, okay, well, shit, if that's what you like, then I'm about to get into the same shit.
01:16:34.000
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how you deal with these stupid-ass niggas, bro.
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Okay, we're gonna get into some more serious shit now.
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All jokes aside, let me read chats, and then we're gonna get into, uh, what's going on in Sudan.
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Uh, because obviously, I had to get all the racist shit out the way.
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Your boy didn't sleep at all, but we're still here.
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Doing and saying all this shit in a suit makes it ten times funnier.
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I'm gonna start a petition to make this suit a permanent thing, even on after hours.
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Niggas, you guys really want these suits every time?
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Being a racist with a suit, it feels very empowering.
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It's, uh, and I'm not even going full power yet.
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Cover the Sudan shit, and then I'll give you guys some more fire on OSS?
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I don't know how the hell we hit, like, 20K watching.
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I made a link that I can put it in all the goddamn chats for you guys.
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Guys, the reason why I don't like wearing suits is because I did this shit for fucking a decade, bro.
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I just don't have the Party View counter up because it's getting fixed.
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Because we are going to get into the Sudanese stuff right now.
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All my Iron Games X, you guys can see from there.
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I'm ending the YouTube stream and the X stream right now.