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00:00:00.000 Hello, America. Today's a really good, funny, funny show that I don't think you're going to want to miss a second of it.

00:00:09.120 Bernie Sanders is Larry David. I put the candidates for the Democrats in and framed them as the Republicans in 2016.

00:00:19.420 And, you know, who's Ted Cruz? And who is Bernie Sanders on our side in 2016?

00:00:26.300 Also, we talked a little bit about the V.I. the V.A. rally, the rally in Virginia.

00:00:34.420 Bloomberg, if you had fifty four million dollars, a billion dollars, would you be asking people for votes in Iowa?

00:00:40.620 Because Stu and I would be ghosting that. You don't want to miss a second of today's podcast.

00:00:47.180 You're listening to the best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:00:57.860 By the way, there is a new book out called Profiles in Corruption by Peter Schweitzer.

00:01:07.920 Here's here's what's amazing. Look at this.

00:01:10.760 It's a 300 page book and the last 104 pages is all fine print footnotes.

00:01:20.320 I mean, this thing is so well documented. Let me give you one of the stories.

00:01:27.120 An extensive overlap in Frank Biden's dealings and Obama Biden.

00:01:32.080 Frank Biden. Yeah, it's a brother. Yeah.

00:01:35.220 In their foreign policy in Central America has just been exposed in this book.

00:01:41.940 Frank Biden first set his sights on on Central America back in 2009 as the Obama administration began to repair the U.S. relationship with Costa Rica.

00:01:52.240 I know we've been laying awake at night going, how's our relationship with Costa Rica?

00:01:58.580 When President Obama entered the White House, he set out to mend fences in the region in hopes of inaugurating a new era of global cooperation.

00:02:06.440 Leading that charge on that front was Joe Biden, who has longstanding ties to the region from his tenure leading the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

00:02:15.640 Costa Rica? I mean, you're leading the Foreign Senate Relations Committee and Costa Rica is even on your radar?

00:02:26.820 Shortly after the new administration took office, Frank Biden began scouting real estate opportunities in Costa Rica.

00:02:33.860 A lawyer by training, Frank was undeterred by his complete lack of background in international development.

00:02:41.800 This is such a common thread in the Biden story, isn't it?

00:02:45.960 It's people doing things overseas with no experience and no prospect for success.

00:02:52.580 Yes.

00:02:52.800 Yet they all work out so well.

00:02:54.620 Right. Because they're Americans, they have the can-do Biden spirit.

00:02:59.420 They're just lunchbox Joes. 1.00

00:03:01.460 Middle-class Joe?

00:03:02.120 Middle-class Joe.

00:03:03.300 Is it middle-class Frank?

00:03:04.480 It's middle-class Frank.

00:03:05.740 Is it lunchbox Frank?

00:03:06.900 It sure is.

00:03:08.580 Wow.

00:03:09.020 When you open up your lunchbox, you're like, I got a Frank in there.

00:03:12.380 It's fantastic.

00:03:14.020 And he gets the job done.

00:03:15.880 Well, actually, no, he doesn't get the job done, but he's in there swinging.

00:03:21.000 Shortly after the new administration took office, Frank Biden began scouting real estate opportunities in Costa Rica.

00:03:28.000 Uh, Schweitzer notes, despite the professional and personal handicaps, business opportunities somehow were plentiful, plentiful for Frank, especially after his brother paid a visit to the country.

00:03:43.720 Just months after Vice President Joe Biden's visit in August, Costa Rica News announced a new multilateral partnership to reform real estate in Latin America.

00:03:56.940 The head of this, Frank Biden, and a developer named Craig Williamson.

00:04:03.620 Uh, they, they have a newly planned resort is what it said.

00:04:07.260 The venture officially sold to investors as, uh, and the public as an opportunity to protect Costa Rica's breathtaking beauty amounted to a little more than decimating the country's natural wilderness to build a luxurious resort for wealthy foreigners.

00:04:21.860 In real terms, Frank's dream was to build in the jungles of Costa Rica, thousands of homes, a world-class golf course, casinos, and an anti-aging center.

00:04:31.120 What the hell is an anti-aging center?

00:04:33.600 This family is creepy.

00:04:34.740 The Costa Rica government was, uh, eager to cooperate with the vice president's brother.

00:04:40.380 So here's the thing.

00:04:42.020 His business that he just started in this development, his first thing, his business only benefited from, uh, $54 million of your tax money.

00:05:01.040 But that's all he took.

00:05:02.520 That's all he had, $54 million.

00:05:06.480 So, I don't know what anybody is really having a problem with.

00:05:11.860 Well, it was a loan.

00:05:13.980 You know, $54 million in loans.

00:05:16.280 And, you know, a lot of times you're going to give loans to people who have no experience in the industry that they're jumping into.

00:05:21.640 Okay.

00:05:21.920 So he did the, you know, golf course thing and that failed.

00:05:25.480 Um, and he lost a lot of money.

00:05:27.100 But then he got right back up at the plate and he's like, you know what Jamaica needs? 0.97

00:05:32.300 Solar power.

00:05:33.180 And, uh, I'm sure somebody in his life went, Frank, you know, you don't know anything about solar power.

00:05:42.780 Yeah.

00:05:43.220 So, I'm an entrepreneur.

00:05:45.740 And they're like, yeah, but you didn't know anything about the Costa Rica golf course development and lost all of that guaranteed money from the U.S. taxpayers.

00:05:54.540 I'm just playing Joe Biden here.

00:05:56.040 Right, right.

00:05:56.520 Uh, and I don't know if you're a really good bet.

00:05:59.080 I mean, somehow or another, you talked me into it because I really believed in you that you were going to make this and we were going to pay these American taxpayers back and you failed to do that.

00:06:08.540 I don't know if solar power is the right way to go.

00:06:11.920 Somehow or another, Frank convinced his brother for another $6.5 million in taxpayer-backed loans.

00:06:20.960 Wow.

00:06:21.400 Uh, on a solar company.

00:06:22.940 And we all know how that solar company is doing today.

00:06:25.360 Oh, it's huge.

00:06:26.760 It's, it's.

00:06:28.100 No, it failed.

00:06:29.100 Jamaican.

00:06:29.660 No, it, it failed.

00:06:31.580 Huh.

00:06:32.060 Uh, but it was, it was only in the end, it was only a $47.5 million loan.

00:06:40.580 That's it.

00:06:41.220 That's it.

00:06:41.760 Just the $47.5 million.

00:06:43.240 That's it.

00:06:43.880 See, here's the thing.

00:06:44.520 I want to know, cause you just kind of described an extensive vetting process for these projects.

00:06:49.860 Yeah.

00:06:50.120 Yeah.

00:06:50.320 Sure.

00:06:50.600 Um, do you really think that much vetting went on?

00:06:53.040 Cause we know with Hunter Biden, what the only vetting that went on was, I hope you know

00:06:58.160 what you're doing.

00:06:59.580 Well, that's because there's one question that Joe Biden asked Hunter Biden.

00:07:03.340 That's because he didn't feel he had to, because I hope you know what you're doing.

00:07:07.560 You seen your, your uncle Frank, you know what I mean?

00:07:10.900 Right.

00:07:11.260 Two failed businesses.

00:07:12.580 Now you're going into a business.

00:07:15.180 You don't even speak the language.

00:07:16.900 And I don't mean technical language.

00:07:18.440 I mean the language.

00:07:20.700 Uh, and, uh, and I hope you know what you're doing.

00:07:23.860 Cause look at your washed out, you know, probably on the road to be an alcoholic, you know, uh, 1.00

00:07:29.760 uncle stupid brother of mine. 1.00

00:07:32.320 Who's just lost $54 million of taxpayer money right into his book. 1.00

00:07:38.400 Now I don't know.

00:07:39.240 Is Frank's history.

00:07:40.680 Hmm.

00:07:41.080 Is Frank's history as, um, problematic as a Hunter's history is though? 0.58

00:07:46.960 I mean, or is he just a failed business guy?

00:07:49.820 Well, I think failed business. 0.99

00:07:51.440 How many hookers has he knocked up this week? 1.00

00:07:52.980 I don't know if he's ever knocked up a hooker while he was with his, uh, brother's widow 0.91

00:07:58.760 who he divorced his wife to be with.

00:08:03.020 Right. 0.99

00:08:03.360 And then got a hooker pregnant. 1.00

00:08:05.140 I don't know if that runs in the family that close, but seemingly wild success does.

00:08:15.380 When, when I say success, I mean, they walk out with a lot of money, right?

00:08:20.580 Yeah.

00:08:20.880 Of course the businesses fail, the important things, right?

00:08:23.760 Yeah.

00:08:24.580 So it's good that all the, the Biden family is doing so well.

00:08:27.600 Uh, all right.

00:08:29.060 Now I present to you the, probably the most important and favorite portion of the show.

00:08:34.440 We get letters, uh, and they say, Glenn, what are the latest identity threats?

00:08:38.980 And I'll say, you got to wait for the next update.

00:08:41.060 Well, it's finally here.

00:08:43.180 Over 26 million customers have their DNA information and databases maintained by DNA testing companies.

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00:09:01.880 You're going to be kidding me.

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00:10:05.960 We break for 10 seconds, station ID.

00:10:08.760 Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.

00:10:17.860 Hello, Stu.

00:10:19.900 It's good to have you here.

00:10:20.980 Thank you so much.

00:10:22.200 It's good to have you here.

00:10:23.080 I'm very excited.

00:10:24.160 Are you?

00:10:24.500 To be here, yes.

00:10:25.480 Are you?

00:10:25.800 It's impeachment day.

00:10:27.100 It is.

00:10:27.660 It is.

00:10:28.140 It's the day, you know, they're going to have, we're going to get to hear a lot about voting on amendments to see what kind of evidence can be put into the trial.

00:10:37.280 And then tomorrow, they're going to start talking, they're going to start the trial, supposedly, and they're going to do two sessions of 12 hours.

00:10:45.460 And so they're going to end every night at like 1 a.m.

00:10:48.900 Yeah, why start, you know, why start when people are awake?

00:10:52.080 Well, this is the complaint of the Democrats who claim that the reason they're doing it this way is to bury much of the evidence after everyone's asleep, which I don't know.

00:11:01.480 I mean, the arguments are going to go on long into the evening, and most people probably aren't going to tune into them.

00:11:06.880 I got news for you, Democrats.

00:11:07.900 No one's tuning in anyway.

00:11:09.420 People are not interested in this.

00:11:11.420 I actually am, because I'm into history.

00:11:13.700 I actually am.

00:11:14.480 Yeah, I mean, I don't find it to be all that interesting.

00:11:17.200 I mean, look, this is a blatantly partisan thing.

00:11:19.120 And the founders were smart enough to set the bar high enough in the Senate that it was almost impossible to get a conviction.

00:11:25.920 I mean, there's never been one in U.S. history.

00:11:28.080 We've been around for a while.

00:11:29.800 So this one's also not going to be one.

00:11:31.860 So we make a big deal about impeachment because it's generally speaking rare.

00:11:35.520 But what does it mean?

00:11:36.460 To get 50% of the House to vote on something is no big parlor trick.

00:11:40.260 Look, let me give you the most compelling argument to pay attention to this as possible.

00:11:45.760 Okay.

00:11:46.800 It rarely happens.

00:11:51.160 I didn't.

00:11:52.900 Okay, so let me give you the comparison in real life.

00:11:58.620 We don't know how long your grandma's going to be with us. 0.99

00:12:00.940 I mean, you should go to see your grandma.

00:12:03.760 Okay.

00:12:04.060 Because she might not be with us very much longer.

00:12:06.720 Okay, yeah, sure.

00:12:07.700 Okay, that's the only reason.

00:12:09.240 Why?

00:12:09.940 We don't know how much longer this republic is going to last.

00:12:13.240 You should watch.

00:12:14.440 You should be there when it takes its last gasps.

00:12:17.120 Ah, okay.

00:12:18.240 Okay.

00:12:18.640 Yeah, because life support is on.

00:12:20.540 Yeah, and if we make it through, hey, you saw a bit of history.

00:12:23.780 Not a lot of people have seen before.

00:12:25.660 In fact, no one has ever seen the American Republic act like this before.

00:12:29.300 It is.

00:12:29.900 So it's like you're the first man on the moon.

00:12:32.960 It is completely insane.

00:12:33.960 I mean, the founders talked about this as being eventually it will be a partisan process and it will go through this.

00:12:40.600 But that's why there's 67 votes needed in the Senate. 0.80

00:12:44.600 I mean, listen to Chuck Schumer talk about this.

00:12:46.160 We played that clip yesterday.

00:12:47.120 I mean, Schumer's like, look, eventually if you go after Bill Clinton, the Democrats are going to come back and just do this for pure partisan reasons.

00:12:54.340 And here he is leading the charge.

00:12:55.760 Whoa, here it is.

00:12:56.340 But it's him.

00:12:56.900 And remember, he's right.

00:12:58.160 Remember, the vast right-wing conspiracy took hold because they've been after this President Bill Clinton since even before he was elected.

00:13:08.880 This has been their goal the whole time.

00:13:11.100 Really?

00:13:11.700 Does that seem like now?

00:13:13.060 The best of the Glenn Beck Program.

00:13:23.980 Hey, it's Glenn, and you're listening to the Glenn Beck Program.

00:13:26.900 If you like what you're hearing on this show, make sure you check out Pat Gray Unleashed.

00:13:31.500 It's available wherever you download your favorite podcasts.

00:13:34.640 So, Pat, so the rally yesterday, the piles of dead bodies.

00:13:39.280 Oh, my gosh.

00:13:40.040 Horrific.

00:13:40.640 Oh, my gosh.

00:13:41.100 Was it a horror or what?

00:13:42.220 Hang on just a second.

00:13:43.140 Let's listen to what the press said.

00:13:45.660 Okay.

00:13:46.160 Here's the montage of what the press said about this rally and what was coming to Virginia.

00:13:52.060 Right now, thousands of gun rights activists, white nationalists, militia groups all swarming the Virginia state capitol.

00:13:59.460 There are a lot of people nervous about what's going to happen.

00:14:01.700 Authorities in Richmond are on high alert.

00:14:03.480 It could be a tense day.

00:14:04.380 To polarization, what may happen in Virginia.

00:14:07.280 Several hate groups, supposedly some white nationalists.

00:14:10.000 White nationalists. 0.78

00:14:11.260 White nationalists. 0.55

00:14:12.140 White nationalists.

00:14:12.980 White nationalists groups. 0.93

00:14:14.080 White supremacists. 0.98

00:14:14.860 White supremacists. 1.00

00:14:15.660 White supremacists. 1.00

00:14:16.540 White extremists. 0.99

00:14:17.640 This entire rally stands in opposition to the meaning of this day. 0.84

00:14:22.500 Virginia on the edge.

00:14:23.540 How concerned are you that there might be some people in this crowd that may want to get violent?

00:14:28.000 There's certainly a lot of concern here.

00:14:29.460 Raising fears of a dangerous confrontation.

00:14:31.280 It could be violence.

00:14:32.200 There is real concern there about what the intention is behind this.

00:14:35.640 There's a lot of concern about the potential for violence.

00:14:38.640 This is crazy.

00:14:39.160 To spark violence.

00:14:39.820 Tensions high in Virginia may cause violence there.

00:14:42.460 Northam clearly trying to avoid another Charlottesville.

00:14:44.700 In Charlottesville.

00:14:45.440 Could see a repeat of what we saw in 2017 in Charlottesville.

00:14:48.380 Similar to what we saw in Charlottesville.

00:14:50.280 Worrying about a repeat of Charlottesville.

00:14:52.620 Horrible 2017 Charlottesville disaster.

00:14:55.180 You look at what happened in Charlottesville.

00:14:56.360 The two sides clashed in Charlottesville.

00:14:58.240 Men walk through the Capitol in Virginia carrying weapons of war.

00:15:02.720 Many demonstrators are in fact heavily armed.

00:15:05.620 Heavily, heavily armed.

00:15:06.640 Heavily armed.

00:15:07.420 Look at the gear.

00:15:08.280 What is this all about?

00:15:09.540 Militia groups.

00:15:10.460 Armed militia.

00:15:11.320 These militia groups.

00:15:12.400 Far-right militia.

00:15:13.180 Militia.

00:15:13.700 Militia groups.

00:15:14.420 Far-right extremists.

00:15:15.460 Extremists.

00:15:16.020 Extremists.

00:15:16.580 Look, those threats which caused the governor to call for a state of emergency have simply not emerged.

00:15:22.320 The police very clear in saying that they have not had a single arrest during this rally.

00:15:28.060 Thank you.

00:15:30.160 At least CNN told the truth at the end.

00:15:32.500 Yeah, they did.

00:15:32.920 At the end.

00:15:33.520 At the end.

00:15:34.140 Yeah, they smeared them for about a week.

00:15:36.740 But then at the end, they did do that one report where they're like, hey.

00:15:39.760 Okay, nothing happened.

00:15:40.600 You know what's crazy is the reports were not a single arrest.

00:15:46.060 The police were not out in force because I think the police knew.

00:15:51.680 The police knew who these people were.

00:15:53.520 So the police were not out in force.

00:15:56.840 And the, quote, crazy, radical militia groups. 0.99

00:16:03.260 The white supremacists. 1.00

00:16:04.440 White supremacists brought trash bags and cleaned up after themselves. 1.00

00:16:09.260 That's just like those Nazis to try to trick you into thinking that they're not litterbugs. 0.99

00:16:14.400 I was. 0.65

00:16:14.900 You know they are.

00:16:16.240 I was shocked.

00:16:17.460 I was shocked at the number of Nazi armbands yesterday.

00:16:20.500 Oh, my gosh.

00:16:21.820 Yeah.

00:16:21.940 Yeah, they were all invisible.

00:16:23.000 But I think that's even worse.

00:16:24.880 Well, of course it is.

00:16:26.740 Well, they try to hide it like that.

00:16:28.060 And then when Adolf Hitler got up and he started, I thought the guy was dead. 0.89

00:16:33.020 And he introduced Eichmann?

00:16:34.280 Oh, my gosh.

00:16:35.180 Oh, man.

00:16:35.760 Those were terrible times.

00:16:37.520 Nobody heard it or saw it.

00:16:39.660 But that makes it worse.

00:16:41.480 I think it does, Pat.

00:16:42.720 I really do.

00:16:43.580 It's even worse.

00:16:44.220 I do. 0.91

00:16:44.640 And you know what these Nazis do? 1.00

00:16:46.180 These liars. 1.00

00:16:46.900 They are so insidious. 1.00

00:16:49.360 They all pretend like they all say, oh, I was against the Nazis.

00:16:53.980 I have nothing to do with the Nazi party.

00:16:55.740 Right.

00:16:56.200 You know what I mean?

00:16:56.620 Wink, wink.

00:16:57.440 Right.

00:16:58.000 Yeah.

00:16:58.300 Right.

00:16:58.540 And so they're denying all of that stuff every single day.

00:17:02.860 So they say things like, we're against them.

00:17:05.620 Hey, we're just constitutionalists.

00:17:07.320 We're for small government.

00:17:08.660 We just we care about everybody's rights.

00:17:11.460 Sure.

00:17:12.240 Yeah.

00:17:12.380 That's what the founder said, too.

00:17:14.160 Yeah.

00:17:14.500 And then what did they do?

00:17:15.760 They had slaves.

00:17:17.200 That's what they did.

00:17:18.460 Okay.

00:17:19.060 And they fomented revolution.

00:17:21.220 Thank you.

00:17:21.740 So these Nazis had guns, even though they don't appear to be Nazis, they speak out against

00:17:26.900 Nazis.

00:17:27.760 They fought wars against Nazis.

00:17:31.360 Their silence, their silence, their silent support of Nazis. 0.54

00:17:36.620 Their silence is deafening.

00:17:37.940 It's worse.

00:17:38.980 It's deafening and worse.

00:17:41.000 It's worse than what MSNBC said.

00:17:43.900 It is.

00:17:44.240 Worse.

00:17:44.940 Because there's no sign of it.

00:17:46.540 Thank you.

00:17:47.060 There's no sign of it.

00:17:48.160 Everybody was pretending to be nice.

00:17:49.940 Everybody was pretending to be nice.

00:17:49.960 Which makes everybody relax.

00:17:51.180 Right.

00:17:51.480 And then what happens?

00:17:52.080 And then they got you.

00:17:53.200 Yeah.

00:17:53.420 It's worse.

00:17:54.480 Right where they want you.

00:17:55.420 Worse than MSNBC.

00:17:56.400 It's worse.

00:17:57.320 It's much worse.

00:18:00.020 It's basically where they are.

00:18:01.520 That's where the media basically is at this point.

00:18:04.440 They're hiding it.

00:18:05.360 They're hiding it.

00:18:06.540 They're hiding it.

00:18:07.380 Everybody knows that dog whistle that they blew yesterday.

00:18:10.580 Thank you.

00:18:11.160 Well, dogs know it.

00:18:12.320 People can't hear dog whistles.

00:18:13.820 No, that's a weird thing. 0.98

00:18:14.480 But all the racist dogs, they were all there. 0.81

00:18:17.800 You see how many German shepherds were there? 0.99

00:18:19.220 How many white dogs were there?

00:18:20.400 A lot.

00:18:21.040 A lot of them.

00:18:22.240 Yeah.

00:18:22.600 And I will say, it was nice to see the media a year after the Covington incident really

00:18:28.160 learned their lesson over incidents like this.

00:18:30.600 They did learn their lesson.

00:18:31.800 They learned their lesson.

00:18:32.640 They know.

00:18:33.140 You'll notice it.

00:18:33.780 It was.

00:18:33.960 They're not going to hype things that aren't real.

00:18:35.180 Don't do it.

00:18:35.960 Right.

00:18:36.460 Because you'll get burned.

00:18:37.320 In fact, you'll have to pay millions of dollars in lawsuits.

00:18:39.880 Right.

00:18:40.340 Potentially.

00:18:40.840 Like CNN did.

00:18:41.080 Like CNN did.

00:18:42.200 And CNN paid that.

00:18:43.840 Nobody else has paid that.

00:18:44.960 And who was the one that came out immediately and went, hey, these weren't all your races.

00:18:49.600 These are.

00:18:50.120 It was all peaceful.

00:18:50.880 They were great.

00:18:51.480 CNN.

00:18:51.880 Now they can smear leading up.

00:18:55.500 But as soon as there was no evidence.

00:18:57.320 That's a nice little explanation for why they would have done that.

00:18:59.960 Exactly right.

00:19:01.240 Huh.

00:19:01.440 Thank you, Sandman.

00:19:04.940 Yeah.

00:19:05.300 Nick Sandman was, I mean, that's a brave look.

00:19:07.480 That's a brave kid.

00:19:09.140 Brave kid.

00:19:09.880 Bring a suit.

00:19:10.660 I feel like it's more like enter Sandman when CNN's looking at it.

00:19:13.460 They're like, oh no.

00:19:14.420 Here it comes.

00:19:16.600 This is, I mean, it is a pretty amazing development.

00:19:19.200 I mean, a year ago, here they are trashing this kid who's standing in his place.

00:19:25.840 Doing nothing.

00:19:26.900 Nothing.

00:19:27.280 And it was just, I will say, the Washington Post was worse than CNN.

00:19:31.580 There were a couple of organizations that actually went further than CNN.

00:19:35.080 But still, they.

00:19:36.220 But not as far as the Nazis.

00:19:38.140 No, not that far.

00:19:38.980 Of course not.

00:19:39.640 The Nazis yesterday, you mean?

00:19:40.900 Yeah.

00:19:41.360 The invisible Nazis. 0.64

00:19:41.920 The ones that didn't say a thing during that whole Sandman thing.

00:19:45.680 They were like pretending like, hey, I don't think this is fair.

00:19:49.560 Right.

00:19:49.720 That's worse.

00:19:50.940 It's worse.

00:19:51.520 Than what the Washington Post did.

00:19:53.400 It is much worse. 0.93

00:19:54.360 Invisible Nazis have got to be one of the worst things in the world. 0.88

00:19:57.580 Yeah.

00:19:57.780 Because you wouldn't even know they were there.

00:19:58.780 The concentration camps that these people are not building right now.

00:20:01.880 Or they're building.

00:20:02.420 That's worse than actual building Nazi concentration camps.

00:20:05.960 Right.

00:20:06.240 It's worse.

00:20:06.880 Right.

00:20:07.960 Because that just means they're due to build more Nazi concentration camps. 0.62

00:20:10.420 They're due.

00:20:10.940 When they start building them.

00:20:12.400 Right.

00:20:12.780 They'll be everywhere.

00:20:13.720 They're the best.

00:20:13.960 It's all built up inside of them.

00:20:17.000 They think they have us.

00:20:18.140 They do.

00:20:18.460 But we're on to them.

00:20:20.060 We're on to them.

00:20:20.760 Thank you, CNN.

00:20:22.640 Thank you for opening our eyes.

00:20:26.820 Utterly amazing.

00:20:27.620 Do you believe all those people who were armed to the teeth?

00:20:29.940 And they were.

00:20:30.480 A lot of them were.

00:20:31.580 You know, they had AR-15s.

00:20:33.780 Somebody brought a .50 cal.

00:20:35.020 And it shows that, gosh, you could actually have a gun and not shoot somebody with it.

00:20:43.180 Yeah.

00:20:43.320 Wait a minute.

00:20:43.660 You could have a weapon of war, a .50 caliber machine gun.

00:20:47.000 And not use it.

00:20:47.900 And not use it.

00:20:49.140 Weird.

00:20:50.060 Weird.

00:20:50.460 I didn't see that coming.

00:20:51.600 No.

00:20:52.000 CNN certainly didn't.

00:20:56.180 Yeah.

00:20:56.680 They didn't see a few things coming.

00:20:58.020 Oh, man.

00:20:58.440 They didn't see a few things coming.

00:20:59.780 But, well, the good news is they don't have to cover this.

00:21:03.680 They did their damage.

00:21:04.720 Now they can move right on to the impeachment trial.

00:21:08.140 Thank goodness.

00:21:08.680 You know what I mean?

00:21:09.360 Yes.

00:21:09.800 Where they can talk about these extremists.

00:21:13.020 Oh.

00:21:13.600 These just radical extremists that are trying to take the country back.

00:21:21.960 From whom?

00:21:23.080 From whom?

00:21:23.980 The black man?

00:21:25.280 The orange man. 0.86

00:21:26.160 They're trying to take it back from the orange man.

00:21:27.820 Is that what?

00:21:28.220 Yes.

00:21:28.620 The orange man in the White House.

00:21:30.740 Wow.

00:21:31.060 There's nothing worse than an orange man in a White House. 0.92

00:21:34.780 That's a bad combination.

00:21:35.060 Although I do like dreamsicles.

00:21:37.260 And that kind of sounds like a dreamsicle.

00:21:40.360 It kind of does.

00:21:41.400 It does.

00:21:42.140 Orange man, White House. 0.54

00:21:43.680 I'm in.

00:21:44.220 Now, do you think the Senate will vote to do the witnesses?

00:21:48.420 Or are we going to end this thing quicker?

00:21:50.300 Like in two weeks wrapped up?

00:21:51.780 Or is this a months-long process?

00:21:53.920 It's not going to be a months-long process.

00:21:56.280 I do think that there's a chance that they vote yes.

00:21:59.600 They only need four Republicans.

00:22:01.820 Though there's no indications yet.

00:22:03.420 Mitt Romney.

00:22:04.720 Romney's not even the one they're talking about.

00:22:06.100 They're talking about Murkowski and Collins and Amar Alexander.

00:22:10.040 That's only three.

00:22:11.140 If you don't have Romney in that, I don't think he's been saying he's going to.

00:22:15.420 I don't think he can afford to.

00:22:17.240 Romney will always make the wrong choice.

00:22:19.080 Although he can't afford to.

00:22:20.880 He can't afford to.

00:22:22.800 They don't like him.

00:22:23.660 I'm not a massive Mitt Romney fan.

00:22:26.100 But he has not been.

00:22:27.020 I don't like him.

00:22:27.740 Other than just generally speaking, Romney speak.

00:22:31.620 He has not been outspoken and saying, I'm going to.

00:22:33.560 You know, we need to go to trial.

00:22:34.900 He's thinking about it.

00:22:35.780 It's worse.

00:22:37.160 It's worse because he's not saying it.

00:22:38.500 He's not saying anything.

00:22:39.720 Oh, my God.

00:22:40.140 That does.

00:22:40.880 It makes it worse.

00:22:41.940 You're right.

00:22:43.680 He's an invisible vote for witnesses.

00:22:46.060 I'm just telling you.

00:22:47.380 He may very well vote for it.

00:22:48.980 But he only needs four.

00:22:49.960 He will.

00:22:51.060 Even if it's just in his head.

00:22:52.420 Even if he doesn't.

00:22:53.360 That's worse.

00:22:53.900 Even if he does.

00:22:54.560 That's worse.

00:22:55.260 That's worse.

00:22:55.700 Because he sold us out and then sold himself out on top of it.

00:23:00.660 Bad.

00:23:01.480 Yep.

00:23:02.120 Bad.

00:23:02.360 Yep.

00:23:02.940 That is bad.

00:23:03.680 That is bad.

00:23:04.520 Wow.

00:23:04.980 Right?

00:23:05.100 You know he wants to.

00:23:07.040 But then he won't.

00:23:08.520 So he's a double sellout.

00:23:14.060 This is the best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:23:16.580 Hey, it's Glenn.

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00:23:48.380 Okay.

00:23:48.620 I want to show you that what we're seeing is, yes, it is a comedy TV show.

00:23:55.920 What we're seeing happening on the Democratic side is a comedy TV show.

00:24:01.180 Now, let me show you.

00:24:02.100 This is a internal video from the New York Times editorial board with Bernie Sanders speaking

00:24:10.440 to the editorial board on why they should endorse him, because this is who he is.

00:24:16.620 Listen to this amazing audio. 0.96

00:24:19.700 Look, I don't tolerate bulls**t terribly well. 0.62

00:24:23.780 And I come from a different background than a lot of other people who run the country. 0.96

00:24:27.880 I'm not good at back slapping.

00:24:29.720 I'm not good at pleasantries.

00:24:31.320 If you have your birthday, I'm not going to call you up to congratulate you so you love

00:24:34.440 me and you write nice things about me.

00:24:36.540 That's not what I do.

00:24:37.740 Never have.

00:24:38.720 And I take that as a little bit of a criticism, self-criticism.

00:24:42.500 I've been amazed at how many people respond to, happy birthday, oh, Bernie, thanks so much

00:24:47.960 for calling.

00:24:49.080 You know, it works.

00:24:50.120 It's just not my style.

00:24:52.240 You know, I try to stay focused on the important issues facing working families in this country.

00:24:58.080 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:25:00.160 Now, I'll show you that this is a TV show.

00:25:02.740 I want you to play that audio again, and Sarah, watch for my cue on when to start it, and it'll

00:25:08.900 all fall together.

00:25:09.760 Go ahead, start the Bernie audio.

00:25:12.500 Look, I don't tolerate bulls**t terribly well, and I come from a different background

00:25:17.600 than a lot of other people who run the country. 0.95

00:25:19.860 I'm not good at back slapping.

00:25:21.700 I'm not good at pleasantries.

00:25:23.300 If you have your birthday, I'm not going to call you up to congratulate you so you love

00:25:26.440 me and you'll write nice things about me.

00:25:28.540 That's not what I do.

00:25:29.740 Never have.

00:25:30.640 And I take that as a little bit of a criticism, self-criticism.

00:25:34.760 I've been amazed at how many people respond to, happy birthday, oh, Bernie, thanks so much

00:25:39.940 for calling.

00:25:41.080 You know, it works.

00:25:41.760 It's just not my style.

00:25:43.880 I mean, this is Larry David.

00:25:47.020 It is.

00:25:47.420 It is Larry David.

00:25:48.920 You can't write that unless you're Larry David.

00:25:53.980 And he's just as, like, frustrated and miserable.

00:25:58.820 Oh, it's crazy.

00:25:59.860 And, you know, it's the same character.

00:26:02.020 It's crazy.

00:26:02.540 Okay.

00:26:03.120 But that's not the character they want.

00:26:05.520 Okay.

00:26:06.000 They don't want Larry David.

00:26:08.000 They want Donald Trump.

00:26:10.000 Who does?

00:26:11.200 The Democrats.

00:26:11.960 I may have missed a news story.

00:26:13.540 What do you mean?

00:26:13.840 No, they want a Donald Trump.

00:26:16.720 They want somebody who speaks to the American people, just says it like it is, their version 0.86

00:26:23.820 of it.

00:26:24.300 What evidence do you have of this?

00:26:25.900 They want to beat Donald Trump.

00:26:28.300 So they're looking for someone.

00:26:30.580 They want their own Donald Trump? 0.94

00:26:31.780 They want their own Donald Trump that can box people out, you know, punch them in the 0.76

00:26:37.720 face, get them to shut up and sit down, that can wield power like Donald Trump does. 0.99

00:26:44.400 Okay.

00:26:44.960 That's what they want.

00:26:46.280 They want that kind of personality.

00:26:48.940 Okay.

00:26:49.160 So let's look, as I was looking at the Democratic field the other day, and I started thinking,

00:26:59.280 okay, so what's really going on here?

00:27:01.140 How can we possibly relate to the people that are on the, you know, on the stage? 0.95

00:27:08.700 Because they're all weirdos and freaks.

00:27:10.840 And is it just me? 0.88

00:27:13.760 No, it's not.

00:27:15.920 So I thought, what is it that they are actually, what is it that they're actually looking for?

00:27:22.200 They have Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, and Michael

00:27:27.980 Bloomberg, also still in the race, Andrew Yang and Tom Steyer.

00:27:32.020 Well, you're forgetting about Michael Bennett, Tulsi Gabbard, John Delaney, and Deval Patrick.

00:27:37.600 Yeah, sure.

00:27:38.500 I sure I am.

00:27:39.520 Yeah.

00:27:39.780 Okay.

00:27:40.040 See, just like the rest of America.

00:27:41.840 But let's just take, let's just take the ones that they have.

00:27:44.700 What they're doing is what the Republicans were doing in 2016.

00:27:51.640 There was a chance to have a new party and a new direction.

00:27:57.660 Okay.

00:27:57.980 And if you look at all of the players here, you will see that the same players just on the opposite side were in 2016, except for one.

00:28:13.320 Joe Biden.

00:28:15.120 Joe Biden.

00:28:16.320 Who's Joe Biden?

00:28:17.980 Joe Biden is the establishment.

00:28:19.880 He's more of the same.

00:28:21.680 He's what everybody has grown to go.

00:28:23.660 I'm sick of.

00:28:24.920 Joe Biden is Jeb Bush, except at 80.

00:28:29.260 If he was Jeb Bush's age, he might have a chance, but he's the same guy.

00:28:39.160 Bernie Sanders, they hope, in some ways, is Donald Trump, because they're just looking for somebody that can beat him.

00:28:49.240 And he's not Donald Trump.

00:28:52.240 He's, in 2016, he's Rand Paul.

00:28:56.220 But he's more Ron Paul, because he had that big following that only cared about Ron Paul.

00:29:04.500 And they didn't care about anything else.

00:29:06.660 In fact, they wanted to burn the rest of the situation down.

00:29:09.500 You know, the party can go burn itself to the ground.

00:29:12.600 They didn't care.

00:29:14.260 That's Ron Paul.

00:29:16.260 And because they're ideologues, they just have, you know, Mao's little red book.

00:29:23.380 We had the little pocket constitution.

00:29:27.120 It's Rand Paul or Ron Paul.

00:29:30.400 Elizabeth Warren, like Ron Paul, was too extreme for some people. 0.99

00:29:36.220 But they like the fact that he was constitutional and, you know, he believed in all of these things, yada, yada, yada.

00:29:44.360 But he was too far.

00:29:46.080 You wanted somebody that was more, you know, wonky or, you know, just could operate in the system without burning it down.

00:29:55.580 That's Elizabeth Warren.

00:29:57.460 So Elizabeth Warren is Ted Cruz.

00:30:00.840 Just the opposite side.

00:30:02.560 All right.

00:30:03.040 Ted Cruz is the guy who would go, no.

00:30:05.560 You're like casting the movie.

00:30:06.740 Like you're casting the movie of the Republican primary with the Democratic candidates.

00:30:11.600 Because they kind of have, there's an equivalence.

00:30:13.640 There's an equivalence.

00:30:14.500 They're not exact.

00:30:15.800 Yeah.

00:30:16.000 And they're certainly ideologically on the opposite ends.

00:30:19.380 But Ted Cruz was Ron Paul, except he wasn't going to burn the system down.

00:30:25.520 He had a plan.

00:30:27.600 And he was going to, we'll execute this.

00:30:30.400 Well, he was methodical.

00:30:32.360 I can see that.

00:30:33.160 Those are fair so far.

00:30:34.700 Right.

00:30:34.840 So you have Elizabeth Warren as Cruz.

00:30:39.140 Pete Buttigieg.

00:30:40.240 I'm not really comfortable, but I think he's kind of like Marco Rubio.

00:30:44.420 Yeah.

00:30:45.040 He's less experienced than Marco Rubio.

00:30:47.580 But you look at him, he's like, ah, he should win.

00:30:49.880 He is pretty good.

00:30:51.100 On paper, he's good.

00:30:52.460 Now, I kind of thought Rubio could be Kamala Harris.

00:30:56.000 The on paper candidate that should win.

00:30:58.100 She would probably be better.

00:30:58.980 But she's dropped out.

00:31:00.040 Yeah.

00:31:00.220 Buttigieg is the closest thing I think you have to Rubio.

00:31:02.580 Yeah.

00:31:02.600 And I don't think I have, I don't have anybody clear cut for Buttigieg.

00:31:06.460 That's good.

00:31:06.820 I think you're right, though.

00:31:07.500 I think Rubio is a good example there.

00:31:09.260 Andrew Yang.

00:31:11.340 Carly Fiorina.

00:31:14.000 Okay.

00:31:14.440 Both tech entrepreneurs.

00:31:16.020 Tech entrepreneurs.

00:31:17.600 Somebody who speaks common sense.

00:31:20.740 You know, may not, everybody on the other side is not going to agree with.

00:31:23.900 But somewhat palatable to the other side at times.

00:31:26.320 Correct.

00:31:26.560 And somebody who's just like, can we just talk facts and figures here for just a second?

00:31:31.340 Can we just be rational human beings for a minute?

00:31:33.480 Generally thought of smart, well-liked.

00:31:34.960 Correct.

00:31:35.460 Yeah.

00:31:35.780 Correct.

00:31:36.120 All right.

00:31:36.920 Okay.

00:31:37.480 So.

00:31:38.000 You got me so far.

00:31:40.000 Amy Klobuchar.

00:31:45.500 Seems like, you know, a normal human being.

00:31:50.220 But probably not so much, you know.

00:31:53.740 Kind of like a John Kasich, where you're kind of like, eh.

00:31:58.840 Okay.

00:31:59.400 But I went back and forth with John Kasich, because I think, in a way, it could be Tulsi Gabbard.

00:32:06.780 Is Kasich?

00:32:07.700 Because they perceive her the way we perceive John Kasich.

00:32:14.260 Just a total sellout.

00:32:16.020 But Kasich was much more of a party, you know, figure.

00:32:20.180 He was more of a Republican creature.

00:32:22.580 Gabbard's not at all.

00:32:24.260 So Klobuchar's probably the right one.

00:32:25.840 Yeah, because Klobuchar, too, is one that occasionally seems palatable to the other side,

00:32:30.560 which is what people said about Kasich.

00:32:32.600 You know, Kasich was the one candidate that the Democrats would say they wanted out of

00:32:37.840 the entire field.

00:32:38.780 And probably Republicans might say the same thing about Klobuchar.

00:32:41.980 I mean, we talked to Mike Lee when he was in here.

00:32:46.220 And we said, hey, what do you think, who is, of the Democrats that are running that you

00:32:49.800 work with, who is the closest to the Constitution?

00:32:52.460 And he said Klobuchar.

00:32:54.640 So, I mean, you can kind of see that.

00:32:57.220 Gabbard is, I think, likable in different ways in that she's standing up against the Democrats.

00:33:03.840 I think that's the main reason people like her.

00:33:05.640 Her policies are just not even remotely close to what a Republican would want. 0.71

00:33:10.220 There are some people on the right who are like her anti-intervention sort of policies.

00:33:15.860 So there's some alignment there, which there's not really any alignment.

00:33:19.540 See, this is not fair to say, you know, oh, well, who's the closest to the Constitution

00:33:23.700 in this field?

00:33:25.200 Oh, that's probably Amy. 0.93

00:33:27.540 You know, that's like having me, Tim Tebow, and a wino.

00:33:32.400 And which one's the closest to an astronaut?

00:33:35.480 I don't know, probably Tebow because he's in shape.

00:33:37.920 Right.

00:33:38.120 But other than that...

00:33:38.900 Yeah, I think that's about the level.

00:33:40.380 That's a good explanation.

00:33:41.120 Other than that, nothing.

00:33:42.620 Right.

00:33:43.020 Nothing.

00:33:43.540 He struggled with it, to be fair.

00:33:45.400 Okay, yeah.

00:33:45.900 But I think the idea is that occasionally, Klobuchar could, in theory, say something

00:33:52.440 that is parallel to Sane.

00:33:55.560 That's the only standard we're talking about here.

00:33:58.180 And I think the left would say the same thing about Kasich, right?

00:34:00.860 Kasich was a very boring, generic Republican that would say things that kind of felt good

00:34:06.000 to the mainstream media, which is why he was the nice guy, right? 0.90

00:34:09.580 Trump was mean.

00:34:10.500 Cruz was mean. 0.97

00:34:12.040 Kasich was the nice guy.

00:34:13.100 He was the moderate.

00:34:15.220 I don't know.

00:34:15.580 And they do say that about Klobuchar when she's not, you know, pelting employees with

00:34:19.780 things.

00:34:20.040 She's Minnesota nice. 0.55

00:34:21.640 As long as you don't work for her, she's very nice.

00:34:24.720 She's very nice.

00:34:26.040 And as warm as those winters, she's grown accustomed to.

00:34:29.440 So, Tulsi Gabbard, then, maybe Ben Carson.

00:34:38.480 Yeah, because he's totally kind of from out of the, not a normal Republican, right?

00:34:44.740 He came from a totally different background as Gabbard did.

00:34:48.620 She's very religious in her way.

00:34:53.120 He's very religious.

00:34:54.220 And I think, didn't he have some strange background or uncommon background?

00:34:58.880 There were reports on that, yeah.

00:34:59.960 Yeah.

00:35:00.600 And they're both really nice.

00:35:03.320 They both kind of had a little bit of attention, but never really made a serious run.

00:35:06.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:08.000 Yeah, okay.

00:35:08.680 Possibly.

00:35:09.060 Okay.

00:35:09.500 All right.

00:35:09.740 Now, Tom Steyer, I put into the category of Chris Christie, if power was money in his state,

00:35:21.920 you know, and if, because the only difference, Aaron, this one feels like a reach to me.

00:35:29.000 Okay.

00:35:29.220 It might be.

00:35:30.040 It might be.

00:35:30.560 But here's what it is.

00:35:32.880 You know, no matter what they act like, you know in your heart, there's a lot of corruption

00:35:40.500 going on there.

00:35:41.700 Mm-hmm.

00:35:42.460 Okay. 0.70

00:35:42.960 So you look at Chris Christie, and you might be like, ah, it's funny, and look at the fat 0.95

00:35:46.600 man on the beach, and whatever.

00:35:50.000 But it's all about power.

00:35:52.020 Yes.

00:35:52.380 And you know there's a little corruption going on there, maybe a lot.

00:35:55.920 And the same thing goes with Tom Steyer.

00:35:58.800 He can write, you know, the little T's to remind him to tell the truth.

00:36:03.240 Nobody has to draw a T on their hand to remind them to tell the truth.

00:36:07.420 I wake up every day and write, don't be Satan, on the back of my hand, just to remind myself.

00:36:11.880 Try not to be Satan.

00:36:12.680 I get up every morning after I remind her, don't be Satan.

00:36:18.100 Who does that?

00:36:19.400 Usually it's easier.

00:36:20.480 Yeah.

00:36:21.100 You don't, you know, unless you are Satan, I'm not Satan.

00:36:25.020 Look at my hand.

00:36:26.700 He writes crosses on his hands, and then he lights them on fire.

00:36:30.380 Right.

00:36:31.160 I mean, it's kind of like Chris Christie.

00:36:33.440 It's like, you know.

00:36:34.260 Yeah, okay.

00:36:35.040 You know.

00:36:35.440 I mean, it's a little of a reach because Christie was, you know, a governor, and they're coming

00:36:40.060 from totally different backgrounds.

00:36:41.480 But I can see the similarities there.

00:36:43.080 Yeah, they both had power in their own way.

00:36:44.760 Yeah.

00:36:44.980 Both have power in their own way.

00:36:46.300 And both of them, you know, would close the bridge if they wanted to.

00:36:51.400 Oh, yeah.

00:36:51.600 Steyer's closing the bridge for sure.

00:36:52.740 He's closing the bridge.

00:36:53.380 Oh, yeah.

00:36:53.760 There's no doubt about that.

00:36:54.520 Right.

00:36:54.840 And Bloomberg is George Pataki.

00:36:57.520 Bloomberg is George.

00:36:58.920 Think of that.

00:36:59.780 Think of that.

00:37:00.300 I think Bloomberg's got a better chance of winning than George Pataki.

00:37:03.000 Yes, but they're both as lovable.

00:37:06.160 Pataki might be a little more lovable, but they're the same kind of... 1.00

00:37:11.940 New York politicians, certainly.

00:37:14.000 No.

00:37:14.060 No.

00:37:14.560 No.

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00:37:39.360 So Michael Bloomberg has $54 billion.

00:37:42.680 Now, I cannot imagine, because I've watched others go through it.

00:37:49.960 I mean, there is nothing that will talk you out of running for president faster than following

00:37:56.120 somebody around the country who's running for president.

00:37:58.780 It is a nightmare.

00:38:01.040 It's a hard life.

00:38:02.460 Oh, it's not only just a hard life of, you know, waking up into cities you don't know

00:38:06.460 where you're at and just nonstop over and over again.

00:38:10.220 It's just so dishonest and dirty with the press and just awful. 0.96

00:38:15.740 I hated it.

00:38:17.120 Yeah.

00:38:17.540 I mean, just because you're going from city to city, but they're not like...

00:38:21.140 It's not like glamorous travel, right?

00:38:23.060 Like you're traveling back roads to little halls where you're talking to 40 people.

00:38:28.380 And you go and go and go, and you give the same speech over and over and over and over

00:38:34.000 and over and over again.

00:38:35.200 If you mess up one little thing, it's all over the world.

00:38:38.320 If you do everything right, no one notices.

00:38:41.080 You know, it is really a...

00:38:42.880 You know, and you're going in and out of like every back room, and they've got like, you

00:38:47.320 know, three-day-old danishes, and that's what you're eating, and...

00:38:50.160 Yeah, there's nothing that will cure you from hotel food faster than going in the back

00:38:54.900 way of hotels.

00:38:55.880 We do that all the time, and I can name the hotels that I still am comfortable eating at.

00:39:01.260 You walk through the back kitchens and the back hallways, and they are nasty.

00:39:06.800 Nasty.

00:39:07.240 And I will say a lot of these people are used to the kind of a nice life, right? 0.97

00:39:10.000 Yeah.

00:39:10.100 And then they go to...

00:39:11.020 I understand it like a Holiday Inn, you know?

00:39:13.180 Remember, we stayed at the place where they had the pancake printer.

00:39:16.640 I loved that.

00:39:17.180 In the lobby, where you just...

00:39:18.080 That was the best.

00:39:18.580 You just press a button and a pancake popped out.

00:39:20.320 Screw the Four Seasons.

00:39:21.140 Oh, God.

00:39:21.640 They don't have a pancake printer.

00:39:23.100 I love that hotel.

00:39:24.080 I love that thing.

00:39:24.920 I want one of them in my house.

00:39:26.140 It was a Holiday Inn Express, if I'm not really sure.

00:39:27.560 I think it was.

00:39:28.380 It was.

00:39:28.720 And legitimately, you just press the button, and in about 40 seconds, a pancake popped

00:39:33.380 out.

00:39:33.700 It was a nice, hot, delicious pancake.

00:39:36.620 I want one in my house.

00:39:37.980 Why don't we have one on set?

00:39:39.460 No, a Holiday Inn Express.

00:39:40.660 I want one in my house.

00:39:42.040 So, it's a different life from these, you know, politicians that are used to nice hotels in

00:39:47.460 Washington, D.C., and they're traveling all over the country getting nice speeches and

00:39:50.820 everything else.

00:39:51.540 That goes away for these terms.

00:39:52.660 You know, one thing I did notice that while you're on campaign is you do get to see America.

00:40:01.160 You know, that's the one thing that the Electoral College ensures.

00:40:05.180 These people have to go out to the farmlands.

00:40:08.800 They have to go out to places and spend a lot of time with people who would never be in their

00:40:15.200 circle.

00:40:15.900 Never.

00:40:16.460 No.

00:40:17.060 And it's really good.

00:40:18.440 Do you ever see Hillary Clinton at any state fair?

00:40:22.500 Any state fair?

00:40:23.820 No.

00:40:24.340 Right.

00:40:25.060 Never.

00:40:25.840 Never.

00:40:26.440 I don't think she'd allow her private jet to fly over one.

00:40:28.640 Right.

00:40:29.140 Right.

00:40:29.820 No, people stinked on that.

00:40:31.200 No.

00:40:32.500 So, it requires them, because of the Electoral College, to go into places where they would

00:40:39.080 never, ever go and really have to spend time living the life that they live.

00:40:46.080 And I think that's healthy in some ways.

00:40:48.000 Oh, it's, I think it's definitely healthy.

00:40:49.840 Yeah.

00:40:50.260 But it's not something that if I have Michael Bloomberg money, I'm interested in participating

00:40:55.100 in.

00:40:55.560 I mean, Steyer's doing this.

00:40:57.040 Now, Steyer does not have Bloomberg money.

00:40:59.400 He has a couple billion dollars.

00:41:01.840 Oh.

00:41:02.100 Which is not, you know, nothing.

00:41:03.320 Right?

00:41:03.480 Yeah.

00:41:03.640 I mean, it's basically poverty.

00:41:04.520 You remember when a billion dollars meant something?

00:41:06.540 It's basically poverty level.

00:41:07.580 Right.

00:41:07.800 Is what we're talking about.

00:41:08.460 Right.

00:41:08.960 For the Democrats.

00:41:10.080 Yeah.

00:41:10.400 Kind of.

00:41:10.760 But he is, and by the way, his ad spending has taken a nosedive the last few days.

00:41:17.780 People are starting to wonder whether Steyer's decided, eh, maybe this is not going to happen.

00:41:23.060 You know, maybe my money is not going to be able to buy this election, which of course

00:41:26.260 is what conservatives have been saying forever.

00:41:28.460 That's not the way it works.

00:41:29.760 Plus, he's out, he's totally outshined by Bloomberg anyway, on that front.

00:41:34.140 So, he's in trouble.

00:41:36.520 But Steyer's been actually going to these early states and trying to campaign, and that's

00:41:41.040 not something, even if I have Tom Steyer money that I'm interested in.

00:41:44.420 Now, if I've got Bloomberg money, there's no way I'm doing it.

00:41:47.560 Now, Bloomberg is-

00:41:48.220 Well, one way to get Bloomberg money is to be the president of the United States.

00:41:52.360 As soon as you're president of the United States, except for Donald Trump, you watch.

00:41:57.420 Donald Trump's not going to be out making all these speeches and, you know, giving all

00:42:01.720 these, because he's not in the popular crowd.

00:42:05.760 It's true.

00:42:06.480 He'll still do well, I think.

00:42:07.720 No, he will, but not like-

00:42:09.440 I mean, look, do you remember when the Obamas were like, we still have student debt?

00:42:14.300 Yeah.

00:42:14.700 And then they're like, they just bought an 11 or $15 million house on Martha's Vineyard

00:42:19.660 eight years later.

00:42:21.120 That's a pretty decent eight years.

00:42:23.180 Yeah.

00:42:23.360 Netflix is like, here, take a billion dollars to make documentaries or whatever they're doing

00:42:27.960 with that.

00:42:28.440 I mean, it's so-

00:42:29.640 It's just a payment.

00:42:30.500 It is.

00:42:30.840 Right?

00:42:30.980 It's just a payment.

00:42:32.120 It is.

00:42:33.720 With Bloomberg money, though, you don't have to care about that.

00:42:36.200 You don't care what your life is like afterwards.

00:42:37.680 Your life is set.

00:42:38.620 He's got $52, $54 billion.

00:42:41.580 He's the ninth richest man in the world already.

00:42:45.300 That's a different level than even a Tom Steyer, right?

00:42:48.140 So what do you do?

00:42:50.400 All of a sudden, you wake up and you find out that you're related to Michael Bloomberg.

00:42:53.760 He just died of, you know, SARS or whatever, that Chinese thing.

00:42:58.440 He's got that Chinese thing.

00:43:01.800 Okay. 0.97

00:43:01.920 I don't know how the Chinese keep getting sick. 0.98

00:43:03.520 They all wear surgical masks. 0.81

00:43:05.500 How do you keep getting sick?

00:43:07.280 There's a chicken and an egg issue here you might want to consider.

00:43:09.960 It's like, you're all wearing surgical masks all the time.

00:43:13.460 The sickness may come from the surgical mask.

00:43:18.600 But anyway, you know, what do you do if you are, if he dies, he's your rich uncle, you're the only relative to Michael Bloomberg, and he's left you $54 billion.

00:43:32.060 You don't even call me to say I'm not coming in.

00:43:37.520 You never, I mean, you might see my face on television if I get unlucky.

00:43:41.480 Right.

00:43:41.780 But yes, you're right.

00:43:42.460 I don't even call.

00:43:43.780 Maybe, maybe I have someone.

00:43:45.960 We wouldn't, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:43:47.740 I'm going to amend that.

00:43:49.440 Until you actually got the money, you would be coming in every day and you wouldn't tell a soul.

00:43:56.340 No way would I tell you, buddy.

00:43:57.600 No one would know.

00:43:58.760 Your best friends wouldn't know.

00:44:00.980 Your wife probably wouldn't know.

00:44:03.640 You would just be totally silent.

00:44:05.900 Then you'd have it.

00:44:06.960 Once you had the money, ghost.

00:44:09.820 Oh, yeah.

00:44:10.640 To a lot of people, you know.

00:44:12.500 I mean, maybe I'd give you a call just to kind of laugh, you know.

00:44:15.760 No, the kids would come along.

00:44:16.800 Kids would come along.

00:44:17.300 Kids would come along.

00:44:18.160 But would they be with the help now?

00:44:20.440 Well, of course.

00:44:21.060 Someone's got to take care of them.

00:44:22.020 It's not going to be me.

00:44:22.640 I've got $54 billion.

00:44:23.680 Right, okay.

00:44:24.200 I got it.

00:44:24.560 I got it.

00:44:25.040 I'm not going to be working anymore.

00:44:26.140 Right, patting them on the head.

00:44:28.300 Nice to see you guys.

00:44:29.400 Night, night.

00:44:30.420 Now, of course, my first call would not be to you or my wife or anybody else, but Jeffrey

00:44:33.860 Lurie, owner of the Philadelphia Eagles.

00:44:35.360 And, of course, that would be immediately purchased for any price.

00:44:39.260 So I'm probably out about – I mean, it's valued at $3 billion.

00:44:42.280 He's not going to sell it to me at $3 billion.

00:44:44.900 Well, because –

00:44:46.220 Because why?

00:44:46.840 He could sell to anybody for $3 billion, and he's not selling it.

00:44:49.640 Right?

00:44:49.840 So I have to overpay.

00:44:50.540 But don't you have to go through the NFL thing?

00:44:52.880 Oh, yeah.

00:44:53.360 They'd approve you.

00:44:54.020 Certainly.

00:44:54.340 They would not approve you.

00:44:55.360 Oh, they would.

00:44:55.880 They would hate you because you were – aren't you the guy who worked with Glenn Beck?

00:45:00.280 No.

00:45:00.640 I've just –

00:45:01.340 You know what?

00:45:02.000 No.

00:45:02.560 You have $54 billion.

00:45:03.920 You could change that.

00:45:04.600 I'll spend a billion erasing you from the planet so no one knows I ever knew you.

00:45:10.280 But, yeah.

00:45:10.860 What happened to my studios?

00:45:12.200 They were here yesterday.

00:45:15.340 There's a new apartment building where my radio studio was.

00:45:18.340 But, yeah, I mean, so if you own something that's worth $3 billion and you can sell it at any time, like, you have nice things, right?

00:45:27.260 You could sell those things for whatever their market value is.

00:45:30.460 You don't do that because you're valuing that thing more than the market does, right?

00:45:35.380 You know, I have – like, if I've got –

00:45:37.280 So, how much are you willing to pay for the Philadelphia Eagles?

00:45:39.440 Out of $54 billion, how much are you willing to give up?

00:45:42.920 I mean, well –

00:45:43.800 Let's just say you're going to negotiate, but what is – what's it worth?

00:45:47.920 John Huntsman taught me this.

00:45:49.160 John Huntsman Sr.

00:45:50.140 Mm-hmm.

00:45:50.400 So, never pay more, not than what it's worth, never pay more than what it's worth and what it's worth to you.

00:45:57.000 Right.

00:45:57.300 That's very important.

00:45:58.480 Right.

00:46:01.120 I mean, 54 –

00:46:01.640 I think he meant that that number should always be lower.

00:46:06.240 Oh, really?

00:46:06.960 Because I think it's – certain things I would value more than others, right?

00:46:09.980 That's what the market is.

00:46:11.040 So, I would value the Philadelphia Eagles certainly more than almost anyone.

00:46:14.300 Right.

00:46:14.500 But he was talking about – he was talking about business.

00:46:17.000 Remember, it's still business.

00:46:18.660 Like, I asked him one time, when does a Gulfstream jet ever make sense economically?

00:46:26.180 And he said, oh, it never does.

00:46:27.740 Now, he's like a billionaire.

00:46:29.000 Yeah.

00:46:29.400 Never does.

00:46:30.780 Then why did you get one?

00:46:32.640 Because my time with my family is more valuable than the money.

00:46:38.060 Right.

00:46:38.160 Okay?

00:46:38.340 Exactly.

00:46:38.880 Right.

00:46:39.280 Right.

00:46:39.540 Like, I mean, there's never a way of – a vacation is worth paying for it.

00:46:45.400 Any vacation.

00:46:46.140 It's not worth it financially.

00:46:47.620 However, you're buying an experience.

00:46:49.780 You're buying something you enjoy.

00:46:50.560 So, you're buying a $2, $4, $6, $8 billion experience with the Eagles?

00:46:56.140 Well, first of all, it's going to generate lots of revenue.

00:46:59.900 However, yeah.

00:47:00.660 I mean, you start getting north of $10 billion, I start getting a little nervous probably.

00:47:04.280 Nervous?

00:47:05.000 You have $54 billion.

00:47:06.700 Don't tell Jeffrey Lurie this because if I do get the $54 billion, he's going to have a very good negotiating position.

00:47:12.200 However, like, yeah, I want it.

00:47:14.980 And I'll pay any price, basically.

00:47:17.960 Right?

00:47:18.440 I mean, first of all, I only need to get 51% of it.

00:47:21.180 So, I mean, I might even be able to – I might even be able to skimp a little.

00:47:24.100 I can't think of anything that I would pay a billion dollars for that would mean so much to me that I would – I mean, I would start – like, for instance, I could see myself starting a town, going out someplace, doing what Walt Disney did, what he tried to do with Epcot,

00:47:40.420 and say, Nevada, I want this property, and it's mine.

00:47:45.720 I can build whatever – none of your little rules, I'm going to build a capitalist, John Galt kind of town.

00:47:54.480 That's cool.

00:47:55.340 And we're going to experiment.

00:47:56.700 I could do that, but I can't think of a thing or an entity that I would want.

00:48:01.700 You wouldn't buy, you know, some Disney property that you want or –

00:48:07.940 They would never sell it to me, and it would be much more than $54 billion.

00:48:12.140 Yeah.

00:48:12.560 Well, I mean, yeah. 0.95

00:48:13.660 Maybe the Space Needle, only just to spite all of the people in Seattle that are crazy.

00:48:20.760 Because they could never – right?

00:48:23.300 They could – as long as I keep the elevator up at the top, they could never grapple up.

00:48:27.600 Yeah.

00:48:28.120 You know, so I could – I'd be safe.

00:48:29.920 I would – you know what I would do?

00:48:31.220 I'd put Crisco on the legs of the Space Needle.

00:48:34.520 So you're just basically being Rapunzel?

00:48:35.920 Is that your story?

00:48:37.320 Exactly, but I never come down.

00:48:38.560 And then I electrify the roof, and I electrify the little thing that goes around the Space Needle.

00:48:43.800 So if you're trying to skydive in, you're trying to – and you have to look at me all the time.

00:48:50.760 I'm in every picture you want because I have the Space Needle.

00:48:56.580 And so I'm there every time just pissing you off and maybe pissing on you from time to time.

00:49:01.800 You know? 0.93

00:49:03.160 If it's raining, really?

00:49:04.700 Is it?

00:49:05.040 Does it rain all the time in Seattle?

00:49:06.520 It does.

00:49:06.820 Or is Acton Beck pissing on us from the Space Needle, which he just bought?

00:49:10.460 It might be that.

00:49:13.020 Find out how much that's worth.

00:49:14.580 American Financing, NMLS, 1-8-2-3-3-4, www.nmlsconsumeraccess.org.

00:49:22.020 I like that idea so much I might – we should call American Financing.

00:49:25.980 How much down do I – how much down do I need to buy the Space Needle?

00:49:32.840 What kind of rate can I get on a $10 billion loan?

00:49:35.380 Right.

00:49:36.460 Now, there's no way for me to pay that back unless somehow or another I'm related to Michael Bloomberg and his only relative, and he decides to leave it to me.

00:49:45.120 And he inexplicably has SARS, which is a really weird thing for him to get today.

00:49:50.600 He could have it.

00:49:51.640 He could have it.

00:49:52.080 I don't even remember what SARS was.

00:49:53.600 I think it was one of those viruses that was going around China for a while, wasn't it?

00:49:56.560 It was like one of those things that like –

00:49:58.400 It's like 2010 maybe.

00:49:59.480 When I said it, I'm like, oh, God, I hope that wasn't one of those really bad –

00:50:03.440 It was pretty scary for – it was like the swine flu, remember, for like one year everyone was freaked out about it?

00:50:09.620 It's the flu.

00:50:10.620 And there's a new one, too, by the way.

00:50:12.040 That looks, again, very scary.

00:50:13.780 Yeah.

00:50:14.240 It's a flu.

00:50:14.980 It kills old people. 1.00

00:50:16.520 And people with weak wounds.

00:50:17.100 The regular flu kills a lot of old people.

00:50:18.800 Yeah, I know.

00:50:19.320 Sadly.

00:50:19.600 This is just a souped-up flu.

00:50:21.800 Okay.

00:50:22.240 We got it.

00:50:23.060 We got it.

00:50:23.540 You understand the –

00:50:24.340 I understand the concept of the flu.

00:50:26.580 I got it.

00:50:27.200 And this is a bad one.

00:50:28.240 Okay.

00:50:28.740 Get over it.

00:50:29.480 Do you remember when AIDS was first coming on the scene and there was a product called the AIDS Diet Plan?

00:50:39.260 Oh, yeah.

00:50:39.860 They were like candies.

00:50:40.560 A-Y-D-S. 1.00

00:50:41.700 A-Y-D-S. 1.00

00:50:42.460 Yeah.

00:50:42.800 AIDS Diet Plan.

00:50:44.480 And I remember when you saw AIDS and everybody was losing weight and they were just – it was just a horrible death. 0.77

00:50:50.960 I just remember thinking those people in that company are just like, good God, you couldn't have called it Butterfinger?

00:50:57.300 You couldn't have called it Butterfinger?

00:50:57.580 Right.

00:50:57.620 Or anything else.

00:50:58.320 Anything but AIDS?

00:51:00.140 Yeah.

00:51:01.400 And they just disappeared.

00:51:02.820 I don't –

00:51:03.220 Definitely a secondary tragedy of the virus, but it was sad.

00:51:07.560 It was sad.

00:51:08.140 Not as sad as the actual victims.

00:51:09.380 Not as the actual virus.

00:51:10.580 The virus.

00:51:11.300 That would be number one.

00:51:12.040 That would be number one.

00:51:12.900 Number two was the Candy Diet Company.

00:51:14.900 Those two things.

00:51:16.880 Man.

00:51:17.280 Both victims.

00:51:18.000 That would have been – see, that's my kind of investment.

00:51:20.860 I'd be like, just before AIDS was – I'd say, billion dollars.

00:51:25.260 This AIDS Diet Company, they got a bright, bright future. 0.98

00:51:28.700 Jump right in.

00:51:29.420 Jump right in.

00:51:30.320 And then the next day.

00:51:31.100 They would announce the, you know, the actual disease of the same name.

00:51:35.360 Right.

00:51:35.500 And the ink would be dry.

00:51:38.060 And I would be back to doing this.

00:51:45.200 The best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:51:47.120 Hey, I'd just like to start a new segment.

00:52:02.020 I don't know if we could do this every day or maybe even more than once a year, 0.68

00:52:05.160 but the new segment is Not All People Suck.

00:52:09.920 And I think this is – 0.82

00:52:10.680 Oh, it's not more than once a year, obviously.

00:52:12.080 So it's an annual, biannual –

00:52:14.080 It might be every – you know, we'll find one and we save it for the presidential election years.

00:52:21.000 Okay.

00:52:21.520 Yeah, so once every four years.

00:52:23.020 Once every four years.

00:52:24.020 Just like the Olympics.

00:52:24.720 Yeah.

00:52:25.420 We've tried out a good story about people.

00:52:26.920 We've got a good story about people. 0.94

00:52:28.740 They make you go, you know, not everybody sucks. 0.92

00:52:30.700 Okay. 0.84

00:52:31.120 So this is a story about Howard Kirby.

00:52:33.940 Now, Howard was living in Owasso, Michigan.

00:52:38.520 I don't even –

00:52:39.880 Mm-hmm.

00:52:41.360 I don't even –

00:52:42.640 Okay.

00:52:43.200 Owasso.

00:52:43.760 I get a real name if you're a town.

00:52:45.940 Anyway, he purchased at the Habitat for Humanity Restore, he purchased a couch and an ottoman.

00:52:53.540 And he brought it home and it was just for his man cave and he was sitting in it and he was like really uncomfortable.

00:52:58.500 And he was, you know, saying, geez, man, this is – the ottoman is just really uncomfortable.

00:53:04.660 It doesn't feel at all like the couch.

00:53:07.020 And so his daughter says, let me look at it.

00:53:10.120 And so she found a zipper on it and she unzipped it and inside they discovered stacks of hundred dollar bills.

00:53:19.720 Okay.

00:53:20.400 Nice.

00:53:20.740 Now, it's not Michael Bloomberg money, but it's sweet money.

00:53:23.960 Okay.

00:53:24.220 Okay. 0.79

00:53:24.800 Now, I want to ask – remember, the name of this is Not All People Suck, but we know that most do. 0.99

00:53:31.920 Okay.

00:53:32.280 So the first stop on the most do train is if you found $43,170 in a couch you just bought, possession nine-tenths of the law, this was a –

00:53:51.000 Yeah, you didn't steal it.

00:53:51.660 You didn't steal it.

00:53:52.560 They sold it to you.

00:53:53.420 It was in there.

00:53:54.260 It didn't belong to Habitat for Humanity.

00:53:56.980 They had it.

00:53:57.900 They supposedly went over it, you know, make sure it was good and they sold it to me.

00:54:02.520 What do you do with the $43,000?

00:54:04.840 What is the thing that you do?

00:54:06.860 What's my public position?

00:54:08.260 Is that what you're asking?

00:54:09.120 No, it's your real position.

00:54:11.980 I mean, I think I would be tempted.

00:54:14.040 Oh, I'll be so tempted, but I wouldn't do it.

00:54:15.800 Pocket the $43,000, but I think I'd probably get tempted and then eventually make a call to the place I bought it and say, hey.

00:54:22.420 Oh, see, I would be tempted to pocket the $43,000, but then I'd know I'd blow it all quickly, so I would actually make the call and set up a time to bring it to the bank.

00:54:33.780 I would do exactly the same thing.

00:54:37.480 I think I would be really tempted, but I couldn't live with myself.

00:54:41.960 It would be almost blood money.

00:54:44.200 It would be couch money.

00:54:45.800 Because, yeah, you'd wonder what the story was.

00:54:47.520 I will say I would definitely exploit it for the most attention and positive.

00:54:53.240 Oh, my gosh, yeah.

00:54:53.820 I would be like, I am Tiny Tim.

00:54:56.500 I'm just basically a great person.

00:54:57.780 I am Tiny Tim here.

00:54:59.720 I want everybody to look at me, look at me, look at me.

00:55:02.520 I'm Tiny Tim.

00:55:03.360 I would change my license plate to look at me after doing this because I'd want everyone to know what a great person I was, and I would do it just for personal gain.

00:55:12.100 At the end of the day, I might as well just keep the money.

00:55:13.840 I might just have my personal campaign would be who's better than me, and my license plate would just read, not you.

00:55:20.120 Not you.

00:55:20.900 Okay.

00:55:21.060 This is biblical, right?

00:55:25.480 Yeah.

00:55:25.780 Of course it is.

00:55:26.600 Of course it is.

00:55:27.080 It's in the Bible someplace.

00:55:28.160 It's all in the Bible.

00:55:28.900 We're still in Bible country.

00:55:29.880 So Kirby buys this couch from this secondhand Habitat for Humanity thing, and you know the guys that are working there, they're getting rich.

00:55:43.500 He calls up and says, hey, you know that couch you sold me?

00:55:47.260 Yes.

00:55:47.580 I found $43,000 in the couch. 0.97

00:55:54.160 Now, you're working at the Habitat for Humanity place, and you know that most people suck, and you don't really see a future. 0.86

00:56:04.960 You know, you're working, selling used couches. 0.96

00:56:07.940 Yeah.

00:56:08.100 So what, second question, what do you do when somebody calls and says, hey, I have this $43,000, do you know who it belongs to?

00:56:18.620 Because you're opening up my mind to a lot of possibilities.

00:56:21.320 Yeah.

00:56:21.520 My answer is yes, I do know who it belongs to.

00:56:24.360 Yes.

00:56:24.560 Just bring it to me.

00:56:25.560 Just bring it to me, and I'll take care of it.

00:56:26.780 I will deliver it to the person, which, because I am only saying that because I know you're going to start a campaign of who's better than me, and your license plate is going to be not you.

00:56:36.520 Right.

00:56:36.900 So there's also, and we should explore this a little bit, too.

00:56:39.700 There's the thought that you call up the Habitat for Humanity, and you say, hey, I found an ottoman with $36,400 in it.

00:56:48.400 So Kirby passes two tests for people that don't suck.

00:56:51.460 Because he could easily have just said a lower number.

00:56:53.320 Yeah.

00:56:53.480 Although we could say there could have been a $50,000 in there, and he was only saying $41,000, so we don't know for sure. 0.99

00:56:58.120 So he might suck a little bit. 0.99

00:56:59.480 Maybe. 1.00

00:56:59.780 He might suck. 0.99

00:57:00.120 But still, overall, pretty good guy. 0.99

00:57:01.480 Pretty good guy.

00:57:02.120 And then the Habitat for Humanity person, I guess if you're working at Habitat for Humanity, you're probably more likely to be a good person. 0.74

00:57:09.660 Either that or you're a washed-out wino.

00:57:11.720 You know, and then Habitat for Humanity is like, we've got to have somebody.

00:57:15.320 I mean, we're at 3.9% unemployment rate.

00:57:17.560 Who do we get?

00:57:18.180 Right.

00:57:18.440 And some guy's like, I like your couches.

00:57:21.340 And you're like, you want to work here?

00:57:23.040 All right.

00:57:23.820 Okay.

00:57:24.220 Okay, so the Habitat for Humanity person could have easily said, though, I know who it is.

00:57:29.000 Bring it in.

00:57:29.780 We'll get it to them.

00:57:31.100 You're a really good person.

00:57:32.100 You know what?

00:57:32.460 Keep $100 because you're such a good person.

00:57:34.820 And then you keep the $43,000.

00:57:36.860 But he didn't do that either.

00:57:38.700 He actually knew who sold them the couch.

00:57:41.780 So he called her.

00:57:43.040 And he said, was there anything in that couch of yours?

00:57:50.000 Now, somebody calls me.

00:57:51.880 I think maybe there's a, I don't know, a dead heroin addict that, you know, was stuffed into the couch that I didn't know of.

00:58:01.280 Oh, right, right.

00:58:01.700 You know, there's SARS, which just killed Michael Bloomberg, apparently.

00:58:06.260 And he left all of his money to some radio guy.

00:58:09.980 So I don't, you know, I'm thinking, wow, what's wrong?

00:58:13.460 I should train myself to think money might be in that couch.

00:58:17.280 So the answer is money.

00:58:19.180 That's what you should say.

00:58:20.340 Anybody says, hey, you know that chair or that couch or that picture frame that you sold me?

00:58:25.820 Yeah.

00:58:26.100 Yeah.

00:58:27.020 Did you, what do you know about that?

00:58:29.320 I made a huge mistake.

00:58:30.800 It was worth a lot of money.

00:58:32.700 It was given to me by my great, great, great grandmother.

00:58:35.460 So glad you called.

00:58:36.100 I've been panicked.

00:58:36.820 So glad I've been panicked.

00:58:37.760 Why?

00:58:37.980 What did you find?

00:58:39.660 I think that's the right way.

00:58:40.540 It's like, it's like Ghostbusters.

00:58:42.480 If someone asks if you're a god, you say yes.

00:58:44.680 Yes.

00:58:45.000 Right?

00:58:45.240 Yes.

00:58:46.020 That's what you do.

00:58:46.700 Yes, exactly right.

00:58:48.220 It's exactly right.

00:58:49.060 So let's just keep that in case some, in case anybody finds money or the Declaration of Independence.

00:58:54.520 It's behind something that you sold at a garage sale.

00:58:57.760 Just, they call and say, hey, what did you know about that?

00:59:00.720 You say, oh my gosh, did you find it?

00:59:03.100 Please tell me it's still all there.

00:59:04.940 That's how you answer that question.

00:59:06.740 Oh, thank God.

00:59:07.860 Please tell me it's all still there.

00:59:09.360 Yes.

00:59:09.860 Okay.

00:59:10.160 That's the right answer.

00:59:10.900 Oh, I'm so glad.

00:59:12.720 Oh, I don't want to tell you.

00:59:13.540 Wait, wait.

00:59:14.080 Because if they say, well, what is it?

00:59:15.720 Oh, wait.

00:59:16.820 If you didn't find it, I don't think we should talk about it.

00:59:18.520 But I do need it back.

00:59:19.680 Right.

00:59:19.980 I desperately need it back.

00:59:20.960 So it's easy to do that.

00:59:22.100 So this woman didn't do that. 1.00

00:59:24.520 When they call her, now she's the third person.

00:59:27.920 And she's like, well, that was my father's couch.

00:59:32.220 And I just sold it.

00:59:34.500 And I gave it to Habitat for Humanity.

00:59:38.800 She didn't say it was hers.

00:59:40.680 So all the way down the line, you go, well, that guy's dead.

00:59:44.160 So I guess that money's mine.

00:59:45.300 None of them did that.

00:59:47.660 They returned the $43,000 to the original woman. 0.98

00:59:51.640 It was her father's.

00:59:53.180 He apparently was like, I don't trust the banks, which I agree with.

00:59:57.960 But I tell my children where the money is before I kick it.

01:00:02.380 And so apparently he put all of his money into the couch.

01:00:10.160 Either that or this story has a really bad ending that he was some like mob guy and he was keeping drug money in the couch.

01:00:17.900 But let's not go there. 0.98

01:00:18.500 Again, this title is not everyone doesn't suck. 0.98

01:00:21.120 It's that some people don't suck. 0.99

01:00:22.980 So it still would work. 0.97

01:00:24.060 Though I think there's an opportunity here.

01:00:26.040 First of all, if you're the daughter and you've donated this to Habitat for Humanity, isn't the right thing to do to donate the money to Habitat for Humanity?

01:00:35.460 And isn't it Habitat for Humanity's position?

01:00:39.680 You know what?

01:00:40.620 We sold it.

01:00:41.760 And hey, you got it.

01:00:45.280 And if we told you, comes as is.

01:00:48.440 And as is had $43,000 in it.

01:00:51.600 And, you know, we wouldn't have helped you if you found, you know, SARS in it with a dead junkie.

01:00:58.180 Yeah.

01:00:58.860 So I guess it's yours.

01:01:02.460 Along with the dead junkie.

01:01:03.980 What happens to the money, though?

01:01:04.920 Because the way this should end is they split it three ways.

01:01:07.600 Right?

01:01:08.040 That's the way this should end.

01:01:09.240 Where, like, the guy who tuned it in gets a nice reward.

01:01:12.260 Habitat for Humanity gets a donation.

01:01:14.100 And the person who didn't even know she had the money gets a big chunk of extra money.

01:01:17.760 That's exactly what Solomon would say to those three.

01:01:22.260 Let's cut. 0.58

01:01:23.140 Cut the baby. 1.00

01:01:23.620 Let's cut the baby in thirds. 1.00

01:01:25.260 You each take a third.

01:01:26.580 Right.

01:01:27.020 And that's when somebody like me says, Solomon, no, no, no.

01:01:30.560 Guys, the right thing to do is give the money to me.

01:01:37.120 The fourth person?

01:01:38.160 The fourth person.

01:01:39.520 It wasn't even involved?

01:01:40.660 No.

01:01:41.480 No.

01:01:42.360 It was my money originally.

01:01:44.380 And your dad stole it from me.

01:01:47.620 Exactly right. 1.00

01:01:48.660 He was a bastard. 1.00

01:01:49.640 He was a bad, bad man. 1.00

01:01:52.220 And I'm going to spend half of the money advertising what a horrible person he was. 0.90

01:01:55.660 So this is, depending on if you count me or not, this is three out of four or three out of five people aren't all bad.

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