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Summary
On today's episode of The Glenn Beck Program, host Glenn explains why NPR should know better than most when it promotes a story about a writer who devoted an entire year of her life to becoming a witch, and why hip witchcraft is on the rise in America.
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Hey, by the way, it's Halloween. Halloween. It is time for a scary, scary... You think Glenn Beck is scary on not Halloween? You should hear him... BOOM! On Halloween.
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You're listening to... The Best of the Glenn Beck Program.
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Oh my gosh. Yeah, happy Halloween to you. And I've got some scary stuff for you today. Scary.
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Now, this may come as a surprise to you, but I learned this from NPR.
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Witches are real, and witches are liberal. Politically. Politically, okay?
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Now, it's no surprise, really, if you want to think about it, really no surprise at all that, you know, witches...
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Witches are liberal, and NPR would run a fluff piece about witches.
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The segment featured a writer who devoted an entire year of her life to witchcraft.
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Witches have long cast a spell on American entertainment, but they aren't just a figment of our imagination.
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Witchcraft is a real practice, and people who practice witchcraft are all around you.
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But what does it even mean to be a witch? I mean, how does one begin a spiritual journey into the occult?
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Well, one writer decided to figure that out for herself by spending an entire year as a practicing witch.
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Okay, so let me just say, what does it mean to, you know, how do you even decide to look into a religion of the occult?
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You know, I want to try on some of this occultish stuff.
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So, they're plugging a lady's book about how witchcraft is a religion and fun, you know, and witchcraft belongs to a religion,
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but it's not really the one I think they think.
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Maybe they're not aware of its outcome, but they've chosen that side, and that side cannot actually win.
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It was a month seven before I tried to make a connection with the goddess, who is a central figure in almost every form of witchcraft.
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Whether or not she's a real deity up in the sky, or she's a metaphor for the interconnectedness of everything on earth,
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there's this idea of the goddess, and I was hesitant around it because I didn't want to feel like I was playing make-believe.
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Again, this goes back to just being so afraid of feeling stupid.
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So, I go, and I set up this ritual to try and talk to a particular goddess, and I'm by myself in my office in Oakland.
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I'm sitting in front of an altar that I made out of a cardboard box.
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My cat is on the other side of the door staring at me.
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Now, my initial reaction to this NPR story was a little eye-rolling.
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Then, with a little annoyance, a tinge of, oh, wow, we're going to get what we deserve really soon.
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Um, but there are supposedly, according to NPR, more witches than Presbyterians.
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USA Today claims we're in the middle of a witch moment.
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And that hip witchcraft is on the rise in the U.S.
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Now, I don't know the difference between witchcraft and hip...
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And, uh, you'll find articles on witchcraft all throughout the liberal media.
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May I just say, we used to know words like the occult.
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I mean, even Michael Jackson addressed it in the...
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Remember he had to add that little thriller thing?
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But, like, it was such an issue that, you know, he made a movie about zombies dancing
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and he had to have that disclaimer because people didn't like the occult.
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So, here is, uh, here's where I ended up on this story.
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Because we're just burning ourselves down to the ground.
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I love all of the stories of, of, uh, Jewish progressives that were on the front lines of
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everything and they're now going, wait a minute, I think I'm surrounded by anti-Semites.
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And you're like, yeah, yeah, been trying to tell you that, but you've been calling
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me an anti-Semite for saying that your friends are anti-Semites.
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So, anyway, um, what does it mean to be a witch in 2023?
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Well, obviously the NPR crowd is into it or else NPR wouldn't be promoting books about
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witchcraft and the way they do it, the way witchcraft is as trendy and as helpful as veganism
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The idea that the pests of society are stronger if they come together, combining their mental
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illnesses and criminal instincts like those Power Ranger rings.
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I keep wondering, what is it that unites all of these bizarre and obnoxious people, quite
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Well, they claim to be united by all ideas, like witchcraft.
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Oh, like, okay, everybody can, well, not everybody can reach the goals.
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They want the world to believe all of this, but they never stand up for their own belief.
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Everything they claim to care about actually means nothing to them in reality.
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You can see this now on our college campuses that wanted diversity.
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Who's the most downtrodden in the world, in world history?
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Their most consistent characteristic is hypocrisy.
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It seems like they're evolving too quick to understand all of this, that the goalposts shifting so fast, they just can't keep track.
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But in reality, they never deviate from the mission.
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Well, not mission, because it's really about what motivates them.
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Why do they love to throw more tantrums than a teething toddler?
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Edgelord is a newfangled way to describe a certain personality type.
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It's like the person who's annoying and confrontational for no apparent reason.
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Although nothing happens for no reason, this is one of the few truths the left still acknowledges.
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The literal translation of edgelord would be the sarcastic title, lord of being edgy.
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The word is taken hold to refer to one who makes wildly dark and exaggerated statements, usually on an internet forum, with the intent of shocking others.
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There is usually a tone of nihilism to such remarks, the kind that might be flagged by a counselor as antisocial behavior.
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So the Palestinian protests could be deemed full of edgelords.
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Because what do edgelords want more than anything?
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Which is why the most devastating thing you can do to edgelords is to laugh them off.
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And it should be no surprise that witchcraft is especially popular among, believe it or not, transgender activists.
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Which are some of the biggest edgelords on the planet right now.
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One academic article says contemporary paganism, another word we use to say, bad.
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Contemporary paganism portrays gender in a array of different ways and, as such, is very inclusive of sexual diversity.
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Much of this phenomena happens through what pagans call witchcraft.
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But how does witchcraft help queer and transgender pagans take part in the pagan community?
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One website describes witchcraft as an inclusive movement, which tends to appeal to a certain type of demographic.
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Weiss wrote about how witchcraft is empowering queer and trans young people.
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So now they're soliciting, they are promoting witchcraft to trans young people and queer people.
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The article charts the spread of witchcraft through the history of feminism, pointing out that witchcraft is seeing a resurgence among queer identified young people seeking a powerful identity that celebrates the freedom to choose who you are.
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Witches, leftists, transgender activists, NPR, the liberal media, all of them.
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These edgelords are fighting for relevance because that's what edgelords do.
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They pester, they annoy, they shock or try to shock in a bid to get attention.
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They need to be told because it's like their children.
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They don't believe that there's any rules at all.
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I remember when my children used to think that, too.
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Yes, your prayers can overtake a million witch curses.
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The best thing we can do is try to be aware that and teach our kids, hey, witchcraft, paganism, the occult, not something we should experiment with.
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The best thing we can do with any and every edge sword is to pray for their eternal soul.
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Other than that, hedgelords lose their power when people stop watching them or stop caring.
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I'm going to love you and love you and love you.
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You're listening to the best of the Glenn Beck Program.
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After Donald Trump was elected, Emily Rose, 51, flew to New York with her daughter to walk in the Women's March.
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She demonstrated on the streets of Minneapolis, where she lives in the days after George Floyd's murder.
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She donated money to small black-led movements and social justice organizations she believed in.
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She unlearned and then re-educated herself as a white American as she was instructed to read the teachings of anti-racist scholars.
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But then, after the massacre in Israel on October 7th, when some 1,400 Jews were brutally murdered, not to mention the rapes, beheadings, and instances of torture,
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Rose began to notice something odd from the cohort of fellow progressives she admired.
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I started to see these intelligent, educated people whose missions is to make our system better for people of color suddenly posting all this anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian stuff.
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I'm not changing my values, but screw the allyship.
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I'm not going to stop fighting because I believe in the causes themselves.
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But as for going out of my way to support, to post, to give money, I'm done.
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While professional politics or politicos like DSA founder Maurice Eisserman are publicly stepping down from their parties and denouncing the organizations that justify or even cheer the events of October 7th,
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and wealthy Jewish donors claw back their millions from elite universities that they say helped foment anti-Semitism on their campuses,
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there's a quieter, more personal reckoning happening among progressive Jews.
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Like Rose, they feel betrayed by a left that they thought would have their backs.
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Dov, a 30-year-old Canadian musician who didn't want to share her last name for privacy reasons,
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is transgendered and self-proclaimed political progressive.
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Every time I open Instagram, I'm just, like, blocking or deleting people that I thought I knew.
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Josh Gilman, 37, lives in Arizona, prides himself on having friends across the political spectrum,
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says he's been muting even close friends who espouse anti-Zionist views.
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If there's someone who is truly my friend, it makes me feel that there's,
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they very much don't understand who I am as a person.
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He cut people out who he had invited to dinner at his home,
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and he had trusted around his family and children.
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He's marched for gay rights in 2020 for the removal of statues of Confederate soldiers in his home state.
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He said his choice to stand up for others is rooted in his Jewish identity.
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As a Jew, I felt it would be weird if I went to Germany and took a right turn down Hitler Avenue
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or saw a statue of Eichmann and then heard people say,
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Oh, it's our history. We're just proud of our history.
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Since October 7th, he's found himself politically homeless.
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The Jewish progressives the free press spoke to said they no longer believe in a left that sees their own people's plight.
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They don't want to give up on their progressive causes, but they've marched for and believe in them.
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And they don't feel kinship with Israel's allies on the right, like evangelical Christians and social conservatives.
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When you look at the political right, you see a group that seems very comfortable with Jews in Israel
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When you look at the political left, you see a group that seems very comfortable with Jews at home
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Amelia Adams, a writer and comedian in New York, said she first noticed Jewish suffering being downplayed in May 2021
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during the last bout of violence between Hamas and Israel.
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So the one thing I'm sad about, and I think it's true,
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is they don't feel kinship with Israel's allies on the right, like evangelical Christians and social conservatives.
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Many of the Jews in Jerusalem are uncomfortable with American liberal Jews.
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Many of the Jews in Tel Aviv are very not accepting of the Jews who are practicing their faith in traditional ways.
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It's whether you are applying the laws of the Torah or of the Bible in Christian's case,
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and you're actually living them, or if you dismiss that and just put religion in with culture.
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It's a way that helps you make decisions every day.
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And for those of us who actually believe in those things,
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it is hard to understand people who might have the same background,
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They've lost the understanding of what sets them apart,
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the miracle of the establishment or reestablishment of Israel.
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But I would love to have these conversations with people.
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You know, I have many Jewish friends who are not conservative like I am,
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And I don't think that they're off into the never-never world of, you know, craziness.
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But they don't agree with me necessarily politically.
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and they have disagreed with me on people like George Soros.
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See, we have constantly thought that our diversity is our strength, but it's not.
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Our diversity is dividing us, and it's divided us so far.
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It's like, you know, our diversity is the spice of life.
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It really is what makes all of us different, and it's great.
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But if you're making a meal, and you put too much spice into it,
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What brings, the spice is supposed to bring out certain flavors in the food.
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And our spice, our differences, has gotten so powerful and so strong,
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It thinks that it is more important than the meat.
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So for anybody who feels politically homeless, I understand.
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Many on my side feel politically homeless because we don't think that the Republicans represent us at all
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And if you're like that, and you really, truly believe in things,
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and you marched because you believe in it, I get it.
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Just like we said during the George Floyd thing,
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You don't believe in the destruction of the family.
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Now, I know there's Nazis on all sides, apparently.
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But those who actually understand America and our Bill of Rights,
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which used to be very important to the liberal Jewish community,
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We believe that all individuals, regardless of their background,
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Where we might differ a bit is if it is to the detriment of another group.
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How does graduating an entire class of students
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We need to understand people's backgrounds and challenges,
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but we do not need pilots that can't pass basic math tests.
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We hurt people when we don't hold them accountable.
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but also freedom of speech, religion, and expression.
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You may not have been for the Second Amendment,
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I think you might have gotten after October 7th.
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You have a natural right to be able to defend yourself and your family.
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you need to be able to protect yourself and your family.
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And it's the responsibility of the society we all are in
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And nobody seems to care about them in the Middle East.