The Glenn Beck Program - April 12, 2022


Best of the Program ｜ Guest： Artur Pawlowski ｜ 4⧸12⧸22


Episode Stats

Length

37 minutes

Words per Minute

146.76213

Word Count

5,514

Sentence Count

431

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Glenn Beck travels to Canada to talk to Pastor Artur Pawlowski, who has been in jail 16 times and is now under house arrest. They talk about his experience in jail, and why he thinks Canada is no longer a democracy. And then we get deeply into the Joe Biden gun restrictions that are coming, which strangely leads us to the cheese theft in France.


Transcript

00:00:00.300 What a spectacular program today. Right out of the shoot, we have Dave Rubin, who has his brand new book out.
00:00:07.200 Don't burn this country down. Dave's just a great guy. Don't miss this interview.
00:00:13.140 Then, the pastor who was put in a cage and strip-searched I don't know how many times
00:00:20.180 just because he preached in the open air to the truckers and said,
00:00:25.480 Keep standing, but don't be violent. He was in jail for 50 days. Wait until you hear his story.
00:00:33.960 Then, part one of a four-part series for Passover and Easter week.
00:00:39.880 Who is America's God? Important questions on that.
00:00:44.860 And then we get deeply into the Joe Biden gun restrictions that are coming,
00:00:53.400 which strangely leads us to the cheese theft in France.
00:01:01.040 It's shocking. All on today's podcast.
00:01:10.620 You're listening to the best of the Glenn Beck program.
00:01:14.860 Here's breaking news. Multiple people have been shot at a Brooklyn subway station.
00:01:24.940 Down in the subway, they found multiple unexploded devices.
00:01:30.560 We don't have a lot of information at this point, but say a prayer for those who have been shot
00:01:35.140 and also that the police are protected and can catch this terrorist.
00:01:43.200 I want to remind you, coming up at the top of next hour, so in about 35 minutes,
00:01:49.100 I'm starting a series, a four-part series that will end on Friday,
00:01:53.980 that is on America's God.
00:01:58.120 Who is it that we worship, and are we doing this with our eyes wide open?
00:02:06.260 America's God, coming up in just about a half hour.
00:02:09.980 I want to go to Canada to talk to the Canadian pastor that has been arrested over the COVID-19 rules.
00:02:16.800 He's been arrested, I think, 16 times now.
00:02:19.780 He has just been jailed for speaking to Canadian trucker, the trucker convoy.
00:02:26.420 And what he says happened in jail up in Canada is third-world country stuff.
00:02:35.400 Artur Pawlowski is with us now.
00:02:39.520 Welcome, Pastor. How are you?
00:02:42.340 Good, good. Thank you so much for having me in.
00:02:44.740 Sure. Now, we had you on before you were the guy that was supposed to recite
00:02:52.660 a government-approved COVID warning before you talked to anybody.
00:02:58.740 Yes, that's correct. That's correct. Compiled speech.
00:03:01.600 It seems like the good old days compared to what's happening now.
00:03:06.080 I know.
00:03:07.840 Tell me the latest on...
00:03:10.580 Because you've just been released from prison,
00:03:12.800 but you're on house arrest,
00:03:15.440 facing a dozen criminal charges.
00:03:18.520 Tell me what happened.
00:03:21.620 Oh, wow.
00:03:22.840 Where to start?
00:03:23.940 As you can tell, I grew up behind the Iron Curtain in Poland
00:03:27.400 under the boots of the Soviets.
00:03:29.520 So my parents decided enough is enough.
00:03:32.540 They wanted to give us a better life,
00:03:34.380 me and my younger brother, David.
00:03:36.240 And we emigrated through Turkey to Greece.
00:03:39.780 We spent a few years there.
00:03:41.200 And then when Canada opened its borders,
00:03:43.300 and they said,
00:03:44.040 come to Canada to the freest country on earth
00:03:46.440 where no one will persecute you for your fate.
00:03:49.520 Well, we took that offer and we sold everything we had.
00:03:53.160 We had some businesses in Greece,
00:03:54.760 and then we emigrated to Canada.
00:03:56.940 And behold, what a surprise right now.
00:04:02.040 I have been facing over 100 court cases,
00:04:05.640 340 citations,
00:04:07.460 and this was my 16th arrest.
00:04:10.500 Why?
00:04:11.280 Well, during the COVID era,
00:04:13.280 I think they have found a new way
00:04:15.080 to deprive us from our rights,
00:04:17.600 to steal what rightfully belongs to us
00:04:19.940 from God and from the state.
00:04:21.380 The Constitution,
00:04:22.740 the Chartered Rights and Freedoms,
00:04:23.920 the Criminal Code of Canada
00:04:25.160 clearly is telling them
00:04:27.880 they cannot do what they do to us.
00:04:30.360 However, we have entered an era of dictatorship.
00:04:34.520 Canada is no longer a democracy.
00:04:36.780 I call it China.
00:04:38.280 I'm truly living again behind the Iron Curtain.
00:04:42.000 I dared to speak at the rallies.
00:04:44.000 I dared to tell the people,
00:04:46.560 remember their names.
00:04:47.940 The COVID didn't do this to us.
00:04:49.760 It's people, remember the premiers,
00:04:52.600 remember the police officers
00:04:54.500 that are arresting people for no reason,
00:04:56.760 just for peaceful assembly.
00:04:58.960 So I was invited to Kudz.
00:05:01.000 Kudz is a port of entry
00:05:03.200 between Alberta and Montana.
00:05:07.020 And over there, there were trackers,
00:05:08.680 and the eyes of the world were fixed on Kudz
00:05:11.180 and Milk River, 14 kilometers from Kudz.
00:05:14.560 When the people assembled,
00:05:16.260 and they said,
00:05:17.060 listen, we are free Canadians,
00:05:19.760 and we want to remain free Canadians.
00:05:21.800 Who do you think, Trudeau, you are?
00:05:23.380 Who do you think you turncoat Jason Kenney,
00:05:26.420 the premier of Alberta?
00:05:27.380 Who do you think you are?
00:05:28.180 You're supposed to represent us, the people,
00:05:31.400 but you have waged a war against us.
00:05:34.460 So they decided to bring the attention of the world,
00:05:38.100 what's happening in China,
00:05:40.040 to the whole world.
00:05:41.820 And then they assembled in Kudz.
00:05:44.500 There was a few hundred people over there.
00:05:46.340 And then when people learned
00:05:48.460 that there is this Alamo, if you will,
00:05:52.040 this stand by the free people,
00:05:54.740 they assembled at Milk River.
00:05:57.280 As you know, during that time,
00:05:59.020 over a million people took part
00:06:01.380 in the track convoy,
00:06:03.480 including me and our church.
00:06:05.360 We were feeding the truckers.
00:06:06.980 I was giving speeches to the truckers.
00:06:09.360 And you were advising them
00:06:12.340 to hold the line against the government,
00:06:13.960 but you also were advising,
00:06:16.520 be very careful,
00:06:17.540 don't resort to violence,
00:06:18.760 just to hold the line
00:06:20.620 and speak the truth.
00:06:22.140 So you weren't doing,
00:06:23.400 you weren't doing anything
00:06:24.580 that was inciting anyone,
00:06:26.220 but then they arrested you
00:06:27.980 and put you in jail.
00:06:29.400 And I saw a recent interview
00:06:31.560 where you say you were kept
00:06:33.340 in a small cage for a while.
00:06:36.620 Yes, that's right.
00:06:38.420 Jason Kenney,
00:06:39.180 everything comes from the premier's office
00:06:41.180 and the so-called minister of justice
00:06:43.140 that used to be the minister of health,
00:06:47.220 Taylor Chandra.
00:06:48.700 And both of those gentlemen
00:06:50.400 were caught breaking the same mandates
00:06:52.440 and the same restrictions
00:06:53.660 in the Sky Palace hypocrisy
00:06:56.320 where they were partying
00:06:58.340 while we, my brother David and me,
00:07:00.760 we were arrested by SWAT team
00:07:02.360 in the middle of the road
00:07:04.000 for inciting people
00:07:05.140 to come to church,
00:07:06.000 participating in a church service
00:07:07.660 and officiating
00:07:10.500 an illegal gathering church service.
00:07:12.260 So we spent three days
00:07:14.080 and two nights at that time.
00:07:15.320 And then they arrested me
00:07:17.500 after the coup speech.
00:07:18.900 And you're right.
00:07:19.700 I said clearly no violence,
00:07:22.380 no guns, no swords.
00:07:23.700 This is peaceful resistance,
00:07:25.180 solidarity style movement,
00:07:27.460 Mahatma Gandhi,
00:07:28.360 Martin Luther King Jr.
00:07:29.580 civil rights movement.
00:07:30.760 No violence.
00:07:32.020 And the RCMP was there
00:07:33.500 and no one stopped me.
00:07:34.780 No one said a word.
00:07:35.700 No one said,
00:07:36.300 you're illegally here.
00:07:38.200 It is just illegal protest.
00:07:40.180 I know nothing like that.
00:07:41.580 They actually let me in
00:07:42.960 and let me out of the barricade,
00:07:45.940 the police themselves.
00:07:47.320 A few days later,
00:07:48.220 it was a sting operation.
00:07:50.040 Like, I felt like Escobar,
00:07:52.620 El Chapo,
00:07:53.720 you know,
00:07:54.020 Al Capone,
00:07:55.000 that was cruisers,
00:07:56.540 undercover police park,
00:07:59.000 RCMP officers,
00:08:00.460 detectives.
00:08:01.020 I mean,
00:08:01.200 it was absolutely crazy.
00:08:02.860 I was interrogated for hours
00:08:04.680 and then taken to prison.
00:08:07.340 I was placed in solitary confinement
00:08:09.200 22 to 25 hours straight.
00:08:12.320 I was placed in metal box,
00:08:14.760 a bigger one,
00:08:15.540 then a smaller one.
00:08:16.580 I was stripped naked multiple times.
00:08:19.320 They said they were looking for contraband.
00:08:21.860 They would not give me a Bible.
00:08:23.260 When finally I complained over and over,
00:08:25.740 they gave me a Bible,
00:08:26.700 but they did not give me my glasses.
00:08:28.680 I could not read.
00:08:29.920 I was taken in and out of my cell
00:08:32.820 into another cell on concrete for hours.
00:08:36.940 And then after,
00:08:38.200 I was shipped to Edmonton for no reason.
00:08:41.760 After 44 days that I spent in Calgary,
00:08:45.740 Riemann Center,
00:08:46.900 where guards were inciting inmates
00:08:49.800 to beat me up.
00:08:50.980 They said,
00:08:51.780 we're going to open Pawlowski's door by accident.
00:08:55.380 Go and do him.
00:08:56.760 Beat him up.
00:08:57.960 We're sick of this guy.
00:09:00.140 He embarrassed us.
00:09:01.340 And the inmates,
00:09:02.100 I was such a hero in prison
00:09:04.560 that the inmates said to them,
00:09:06.220 first,
00:09:06.640 we would beat you up
00:09:07.640 before we would touch this man.
00:09:09.500 He's an innocent man.
00:09:10.560 He's a good man.
00:09:11.560 He's a clergyman.
00:09:12.600 We will not beat him up.
00:09:14.820 And when I was taken to my,
00:09:16.840 you know,
00:09:17.780 cell in concrete every day,
00:09:19.800 when I was coming back,
00:09:22.040 they would be yelling,
00:09:23.180 free pastor art,
00:09:24.180 free pastor art,
00:09:25.420 free pastor art.
00:09:26.340 So it was incredible solidarity
00:09:27.800 from coming from the inmates.
00:09:31.320 Then I was taken to Edmonton
00:09:33.140 and I was placed,
00:09:34.820 believe it or not,
00:09:35.680 after spending 44 days
00:09:37.440 without incidents,
00:09:38.740 without any problems whatsoever,
00:09:41.100 they placed me on
00:09:42.420 administrative segregation
00:09:44.600 in MaxPod.
00:09:46.600 MaxPod is a place
00:09:48.920 where you placed
00:09:50.680 the most dangerous,
00:09:52.040 the most violent
00:09:52.940 murderers
00:09:54.100 that attacked guards
00:09:55.740 or stopped
00:09:56.480 and murdered inmates.
00:09:58.160 And they checked a box
00:10:00.360 saying that
00:10:01.320 I am considered unsafe
00:10:03.100 to the center
00:10:04.300 and to the staff.
00:10:05.760 The detailed description,
00:10:08.400 the reason given,
00:10:09.720 it says here,
00:10:10.580 I am looking at the document
00:10:11.640 right now,
00:10:12.200 placed on administrative
00:10:13.240 segregation
00:10:13.980 as per senior management.
00:10:16.180 So the document says
00:10:18.340 I will spend 15 to 45 days
00:10:20.820 or indefinitely
00:10:21.780 in this horrible,
00:10:24.200 horrible place
00:10:25.060 alone
00:10:25.900 without being able
00:10:27.060 to see another human being.
00:10:28.760 And it was extremely cold
00:10:30.260 to the point
00:10:30.880 that I could not sleep.
00:10:32.420 I was shivering
00:10:33.160 all day,
00:10:33.980 all night.
00:10:34.740 And then the next day
00:10:35.920 was the bail hearing.
00:10:37.120 My lawyers
00:10:38.120 said to the judge
00:10:39.360 what was happening to me.
00:10:40.820 And I think that scared them
00:10:42.020 because I don't know
00:10:42.940 if you're aware,
00:10:43.960 Riemann centers
00:10:44.700 are privately owned.
00:10:47.580 So it scared them
00:10:48.720 and they moved me
00:10:49.600 to a psych ward.
00:10:50.740 Can you believe it?
00:10:51.780 I, as a pastor,
00:10:53.660 I was moved
00:10:54.380 to a mental ward.
00:10:55.980 And when I asked the guards,
00:10:57.400 why?
00:10:57.980 Where am I?
00:10:59.020 Like, what is going on?
00:11:00.920 It looks like
00:11:01.700 they are no accountable.
00:11:03.700 Those people can do to you
00:11:04.900 whatever they want.
00:11:06.440 And they were laughing
00:11:07.380 and they said,
00:11:08.260 you are in the wild,
00:11:09.660 wild west.
00:11:10.740 And I said,
00:11:11.140 what that means?
00:11:12.120 Well, you're in a crazy ward.
00:11:13.980 Enjoy it.
00:11:15.160 So they had,
00:11:16.140 they thought it was hilarious.
00:11:17.520 They thought it was,
00:11:18.260 you know,
00:11:18.880 a great fun.
00:11:20.240 And a doctor comes
00:11:21.580 the next day
00:11:22.480 and he says,
00:11:23.240 like,
00:11:23.660 why are you here?
00:11:24.720 And I said,
00:11:25.120 that's a good question.
00:11:25.940 I have no idea.
00:11:27.260 He said,
00:11:28.080 this is outside
00:11:29.080 of the protocol.
00:11:29.960 You're not allowed
00:11:31.040 to be here.
00:11:31.640 This is placed
00:11:32.280 for people
00:11:33.960 that we,
00:11:35.100 we decide
00:11:35.940 that they need
00:11:36.780 this unit,
00:11:38.200 not people
00:11:38.960 that are not mentally,
00:11:40.460 mentally ill.
00:11:41.320 So even the doctor
00:11:42.600 was puzzled
00:11:43.740 what was going on.
00:11:45.000 And then he said to me,
00:11:46.260 well,
00:11:46.420 this decision
00:11:47.060 came outside of AHS,
00:11:49.440 which is Alberta Health.
00:11:50.940 And it came straight
00:11:52.700 from the director.
00:11:53.760 The document
00:11:54.460 that was signed
00:11:55.320 dated March 24,
00:11:57.940 2022,
00:11:58.700 was signed
00:11:59.440 by the deputy director
00:12:00.820 of Riemann Center
00:12:02.080 in Edmonton.
00:12:03.360 And then four in the morning,
00:12:04.840 a week later,
00:12:05.560 I was taken from my cell,
00:12:07.660 stripped naked
00:12:08.420 in front of women,
00:12:10.160 men.
00:12:10.780 You know,
00:12:11.000 those people
00:12:11.600 are dehumilating
00:12:13.140 anyone that comes
00:12:14.760 under their,
00:12:15.880 you know,
00:12:16.940 supervision,
00:12:17.960 you know,
00:12:18.760 in quote.
00:12:19.820 Five hours on concrete
00:12:21.320 and then I was shipped
00:12:22.360 back to Calgary,
00:12:24.220 stripped naked again.
00:12:26.000 The whole unit
00:12:27.320 actually was penalized
00:12:28.600 because when I came in,
00:12:30.300 they hugged me,
00:12:31.140 they cheered for me
00:12:32.100 and they yelled,
00:12:33.120 free pastor art.
00:12:33.940 So they placed us
00:12:35.200 on the wall,
00:12:36.260 searched us again,
00:12:37.380 spread your legs,
00:12:38.260 arms,
00:12:39.160 took us to
00:12:39.860 admonition unit,
00:12:41.740 stripped naked,
00:12:42.860 again in tank
00:12:44.380 for hours on concrete.
00:12:46.560 And that was my last day,
00:12:48.220 the 50,
00:12:49.320 after 50 days
00:12:50.660 on the 51st,
00:12:51.980 they let me out.
00:12:53.560 There was hundreds
00:12:54.180 of people
00:12:54.640 that came to welcome me
00:12:56.020 and they were told
00:12:56.940 if they will stay there
00:12:59.000 to welcome my release,
00:13:00.880 I will be immediately arrested.
00:13:02.780 I was told
00:13:03.520 that if I say
00:13:04.300 even a hi to them,
00:13:05.920 if I hug my children,
00:13:07.120 if I hug my father
00:13:08.500 that came to welcome me,
00:13:10.160 I'll be re-arrested again.
00:13:12.060 And I am not a free man.
00:13:13.680 I am on house arrest
00:13:15.120 facing a dozen criminal charges
00:13:17.740 for, like,
00:13:19.000 the Premier Kenney
00:13:19.900 lied to the public,
00:13:21.240 said,
00:13:21.780 Arthur Paloski
00:13:22.560 incited violence
00:13:23.840 towards others.
00:13:25.060 So,
00:13:25.860 is this all worth it?
00:13:30.340 A hundred percent.
00:13:31.340 I mean,
00:13:31.580 history is teaching us
00:13:32.760 that it's worth it.
00:13:34.140 I mean,
00:13:34.360 if we don't stand up,
00:13:35.840 if we will not push,
00:13:37.160 if we will not fight,
00:13:38.700 if good people
00:13:39.360 will not do what's right,
00:13:40.900 if the light
00:13:41.500 will not shine,
00:13:42.380 the darkness
00:13:42.860 will take over.
00:13:43.980 So, yes,
00:13:44.500 I was sitting
00:13:45.160 in a solitary confinement
00:13:46.300 and I'm telling you,
00:13:47.560 there were hard times
00:13:48.480 and sometimes
00:13:49.040 I was crying out to God,
00:13:50.720 God,
00:13:51.020 take me out of this place,
00:13:52.300 please,
00:13:52.900 please take me out of it.
00:13:54.120 but to fight for freedom,
00:13:57.040 to fight for the children,
00:13:58.420 I got three children
00:13:59.380 and, you know,
00:14:00.760 when I look at their eyes,
00:14:02.180 I can say truly,
00:14:04.040 your father did
00:14:05.040 what your father could.
00:14:07.040 I am not ashamed
00:14:08.060 of what I'm doing.
00:14:09.000 I'm standing for the truth.
00:14:10.240 Others did it before me.
00:14:12.080 I am preaching the truth.
00:14:13.820 I'm setting the captives free.
00:14:15.400 I'm giving people hope
00:14:16.500 and I have to come back
00:14:18.320 to me,
00:14:19.200 to them
00:14:19.680 and to you
00:14:20.660 and say,
00:14:21.720 yes,
00:14:22.100 to do the right thing
00:14:23.000 is always worth it.
00:14:24.820 God bless you,
00:14:25.680 Pastor.
00:14:26.540 God bless you.
00:14:27.500 Thank you so much.
00:14:28.640 We will continue
00:14:29.380 to follow this
00:14:30.280 and please let us know
00:14:32.520 if there's anything
00:14:33.140 that we can do.
00:14:34.720 You can find his story
00:14:36.580 at Save Artur,
00:14:38.220 A-R-T-U-R dot com,
00:14:42.420 Save Artur dot com.
00:14:45.320 Go there now.
00:14:47.680 Keep him in your prayers.
00:14:50.860 It's hard to believe
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00:16:28.160 to setting sun,
00:16:29.760 dissolved.
00:16:31.960 America?
00:16:34.040 Well, she's not down yet.
00:16:36.660 Well, technically
00:16:38.980 we're not an empire.
00:16:40.300 Shut up, Karen.
00:16:42.120 The point is
00:16:43.400 that every society
00:16:44.940 that has ever
00:16:46.120 led the world
00:16:46.860 has diminished
00:16:47.600 or collapsed.
00:16:49.820 And in those times,
00:16:51.740 it's a scary
00:16:52.420 and exciting time
00:16:53.640 to be alive.
00:16:55.420 As Dickens wrote,
00:16:56.560 it was the best of times,
00:16:58.600 it was the worst
00:16:59.740 of times.
00:17:02.620 America is not
00:17:03.580 the unsinkable ship
00:17:04.880 we thought she was.
00:17:05.940 And the iceberg
00:17:07.540 is not just close,
00:17:09.400 we've already hit it.
00:17:11.260 If you think
00:17:12.040 the currency
00:17:12.640 is unstable,
00:17:14.160 have you looked
00:17:15.200 at our kids?
00:17:17.340 Child suicide
00:17:18.740 doubled
00:17:19.220 between 2007
00:17:20.820 and 2017.
00:17:23.220 Self-harm
00:17:24.000 among pre-teen
00:17:25.060 girls
00:17:25.500 is up
00:17:25.980 189%.
00:17:28.520 Americans
00:17:30.460 can't afford
00:17:31.040 family vacations.
00:17:32.900 But it's
00:17:33.880 kind of fine
00:17:34.760 because the family
00:17:35.600 fell apart
00:17:36.140 a long time ago.
00:17:38.420 We live in a time
00:17:39.480 where every woman
00:17:40.460 of the year
00:17:41.180 this year
00:17:41.820 is a man.
00:17:43.020 And every man
00:17:43.820 is told
00:17:44.300 he's an oppressor.
00:17:46.160 Our Ivy League
00:17:47.340 students want
00:17:48.160 more censorship
00:17:49.260 and our government
00:17:50.280 wants more surveillance.
00:17:51.760 all while we
00:17:53.580 grow more
00:17:54.180 and more
00:17:54.520 isolated,
00:17:55.520 depressed,
00:17:56.340 and unstable.
00:17:58.620 We've lost
00:17:59.340 our way,
00:17:59.880 America.
00:18:00.760 We've lost
00:18:01.320 our unum.
00:18:03.160 And nobody
00:18:03.940 really knows
00:18:04.540 how to get it
00:18:05.060 back.
00:18:06.920 While all
00:18:07.580 of this
00:18:07.860 is going on,
00:18:08.580 the brave
00:18:09.040 new world
00:18:09.580 is accelerating
00:18:10.340 towards us
00:18:11.200 at an incredible
00:18:12.400 speed.
00:18:13.820 Futurists,
00:18:14.580 dreamers,
00:18:15.120 and innovators
00:18:15.960 foretell a future
00:18:16.840 where man
00:18:18.120 and machine
00:18:19.260 become one.
00:18:21.080 A world
00:18:21.900 more virtual
00:18:22.740 than physical.
00:18:23.960 A world
00:18:24.320 where technology
00:18:25.200 extends life
00:18:26.220 beyond death
00:18:27.340 and intelligence
00:18:28.640 beyond our
00:18:29.580 universe.
00:18:31.620 Some say
00:18:32.360 we'll colonize
00:18:33.180 Mars
00:18:33.580 before 2030.
00:18:35.600 Others say
00:18:36.160 we have to do
00:18:37.940 that because
00:18:38.420 we've got to
00:18:39.540 get off
00:18:40.780 this planet
00:18:41.380 before we link
00:18:42.360 to computers.
00:18:43.580 But one thing
00:18:44.360 is certain.
00:18:46.100 Life as we
00:18:47.220 know it
00:18:47.840 is changing
00:18:49.560 forever.
00:18:51.800 Are we ready?
00:18:54.940 If we don't
00:18:55.880 enter into this
00:18:56.720 brave new
00:18:57.320 technological era
00:18:58.500 with some
00:18:59.120 collective moral
00:19:00.560 agreements,
00:19:01.320 then our
00:19:01.680 advancements
00:19:02.540 will overtake
00:19:04.020 and doom us.
00:19:05.700 If we can't
00:19:06.700 define the
00:19:07.220 difference between
00:19:07.880 a man and a
00:19:08.580 woman,
00:19:08.980 can we know
00:19:09.680 the difference
00:19:10.340 between man
00:19:11.180 and machine?
00:19:13.360 What are the
00:19:14.220 ethics of this
00:19:15.120 new world?
00:19:15.660 What is life?
00:19:18.020 How do you
00:19:18.400 live in a
00:19:18.880 virtual world?
00:19:20.980 What gives
00:19:22.060 us meaning?
00:19:24.540 Are we just
00:19:25.400 giant pieces
00:19:26.060 of meat
00:19:26.860 being driven
00:19:27.420 around by
00:19:28.000 machine brains?
00:19:29.500 Are we a
00:19:30.540 dwelling place
00:19:31.480 for God?
00:19:33.560 Are we just
00:19:34.720 a sum of
00:19:35.880 what we've
00:19:36.360 experienced or
00:19:37.240 do we have
00:19:37.740 immortal souls
00:19:38.680 trapped in
00:19:39.300 mortal bodies?
00:19:40.180 If all of
00:19:43.080 the data of
00:19:43.960 who I am
00:19:44.500 can be
00:19:44.920 downloaded,
00:19:45.720 does that
00:19:46.120 mean I
00:19:46.760 live forever?
00:19:48.440 Is that
00:19:48.780 even me?
00:19:50.280 Or is there
00:19:51.220 something more
00:19:52.240 to me?
00:19:53.180 Something that
00:19:54.460 could never be
00:19:55.180 downloaded,
00:19:55.920 reproduced,
00:19:56.600 or preserved?
00:19:57.280 If a machine
00:20:00.080 can deduce,
00:20:01.160 communicate,
00:20:03.120 abstract,
00:20:04.300 out ideas,
00:20:06.360 imitate,
00:20:07.380 infer patterns,
00:20:09.660 if they can
00:20:10.100 write poetry
00:20:10.920 and art,
00:20:12.280 tell us they
00:20:13.360 love us,
00:20:14.880 is that real?
00:20:16.420 Are they
00:20:16.980 human?
00:20:17.340 If they
00:20:19.220 respond to
00:20:19.800 touch and
00:20:20.260 seem to make
00:20:20.980 friends,
00:20:22.280 if they say,
00:20:23.580 I am lonely,
00:20:25.500 are they
00:20:26.480 any different
00:20:27.060 than us?
00:20:29.300 If a car
00:20:30.000 is driving
00:20:30.500 itself and
00:20:31.160 there's no
00:20:31.560 time for
00:20:32.120 that car
00:20:32.540 to stop,
00:20:33.500 Elon Musk
00:20:34.300 is on the
00:20:34.820 right and
00:20:35.420 the president
00:20:35.940 is on the
00:20:36.600 left and
00:20:37.560 Mother Teresa
00:20:38.400 is in front
00:20:39.200 of us,
00:20:40.180 who should
00:20:40.640 the car
00:20:41.080 hit?
00:20:43.380 We as
00:20:44.140 humans won't
00:20:44.700 be able to
00:20:45.260 decide,
00:20:45.820 but MIT
00:20:46.400 is already
00:20:47.060 working on
00:20:47.700 that,
00:20:48.660 because the
00:20:50.340 car will be
00:20:50.920 fast enough
00:20:51.500 to decide
00:20:52.040 who lives
00:20:52.500 and who
00:20:52.800 dies.
00:20:53.580 My question
00:20:54.960 is,
00:20:55.260 what moral
00:20:55.780 standard
00:20:56.280 are they
00:20:56.660 using?
00:20:57.680 Ours?
00:20:59.420 Because I
00:21:00.260 don't know
00:21:00.600 what our
00:21:00.940 moral standard
00:21:01.640 is anymore.
00:21:04.520 According to
00:21:05.460 the NIH,
00:21:06.920 artificial
00:21:07.220 intelligence
00:21:07.920 will be
00:21:08.320 used more
00:21:08.940 extensively
00:21:09.660 in healthcare
00:21:10.500 in 10
00:21:11.480 years,
00:21:11.960 but don't
00:21:12.300 fear the
00:21:12.660 machine,
00:21:13.460 fear the
00:21:13.900 programmer.
00:21:15.480 Someone
00:21:15.840 somewhere
00:21:16.340 in the
00:21:17.000 world of
00:21:17.520 big tech
00:21:18.060 is developing
00:21:18.960 the technology
00:21:19.800 that literally
00:21:20.700 will be
00:21:21.260 making life
00:21:22.040 and death
00:21:22.440 decisions.
00:21:23.580 Do you
00:21:24.500 trust that
00:21:24.980 guy?
00:21:26.160 Do you
00:21:26.780 know who
00:21:27.200 that guy
00:21:27.700 even is?
00:21:29.220 Because soon
00:21:30.040 it just
00:21:30.480 becomes an
00:21:31.180 algorithm.
00:21:33.280 Where did
00:21:33.960 that programmer
00:21:34.660 get his
00:21:35.200 values?
00:21:35.880 Are they
00:21:36.120 the same
00:21:36.560 as mine
00:21:37.080 or yours?
00:21:38.820 Also in
00:21:39.560 the NIH
00:21:40.060 website is
00:21:41.080 a report
00:21:41.600 that scientists
00:21:42.400 now are
00:21:43.040 using CRISPR
00:21:43.940 technology for
00:21:45.520 human enhancement.
00:21:46.980 they are
00:21:48.300 genetically
00:21:48.940 modifying
00:21:49.800 babies in
00:21:50.940 test tubes
00:21:51.720 and they
00:21:52.840 say it's
00:21:53.400 working.
00:21:55.720 Genetically
00:21:56.280 tailored
00:21:56.920 humans.
00:21:58.320 What could
00:21:59.080 possibly go
00:22:00.100 wrong?
00:22:01.340 Oh, and the
00:22:01.800 Pentagon went
00:22:02.440 ahead and
00:22:02.820 admitted we
00:22:03.420 have seen
00:22:04.680 UFOs.
00:22:05.460 Nobody really
00:22:06.340 paid any
00:22:06.860 attention, but
00:22:07.520 can I just
00:22:08.000 ask the
00:22:08.400 question?
00:22:08.780 If aliens
00:22:09.800 come down
00:22:10.460 with a higher
00:22:11.000 level of
00:22:11.560 intelligence,
00:22:12.460 are they
00:22:13.400 our masters?
00:22:14.280 Are we
00:22:16.060 like animals
00:22:16.740 to them?
00:22:18.340 Or are we
00:22:19.320 all created
00:22:20.100 equal?
00:22:23.560 Who decides?
00:22:25.860 Well, God
00:22:26.660 does.
00:22:28.300 But do we
00:22:29.140 believe in
00:22:29.680 God anymore?
00:22:30.580 And how
00:22:31.580 could we
00:22:31.920 even make
00:22:32.360 this case
00:22:32.940 to aliens
00:22:33.760 or a
00:22:34.140 machine if
00:22:35.140 we're not
00:22:35.500 living it
00:22:36.140 now?
00:22:37.240 We don't
00:22:37.960 believe in
00:22:38.580 God as
00:22:38.940 much as
00:22:39.280 we used
00:22:39.640 to.
00:22:40.000 According
00:22:40.280 to Pew
00:22:40.820 Research
00:22:41.300 Center,
00:22:42.080 the
00:22:42.220 secularization,
00:22:43.720 the shift,
00:22:44.280 is now
00:22:45.180 evident in
00:22:46.120 the American
00:22:46.580 society.
00:22:47.980 So far in
00:22:48.560 the 21st
00:22:49.200 century, we
00:22:50.040 show no
00:22:50.780 signs of
00:22:51.600 slowing.
00:22:52.820 Pew's
00:22:53.080 Religious
00:22:53.460 Landscape
00:22:54.040 Study breaks
00:22:54.640 the data
00:22:54.980 down by
00:22:55.360 age group.
00:22:56.040 They found
00:22:56.340 that each
00:22:56.740 new generation
00:22:57.420 cares about
00:22:58.120 God less
00:22:58.940 and less.
00:23:00.180 The
00:23:00.300 generational
00:23:00.840 declines,
00:23:01.960 belief in
00:23:02.560 God,
00:23:03.120 frequency of
00:23:03.900 prayer,
00:23:04.860 importance of
00:23:05.640 religion in
00:23:06.260 one's life,
00:23:07.060 and even
00:23:07.520 frequency of
00:23:08.580 feeling spiritual
00:23:09.460 peace and
00:23:10.040 well-being.
00:23:11.940 Our nation
00:23:13.100 is abandoning
00:23:14.140 the God
00:23:14.640 of our
00:23:14.960 founding.
00:23:16.040 So where
00:23:16.740 do we go
00:23:17.420 to answer
00:23:18.180 huge questions
00:23:19.440 about right
00:23:20.060 and wrong,
00:23:20.600 life and
00:23:21.060 death,
00:23:21.540 meaning and
00:23:22.340 values,
00:23:23.420 without a
00:23:24.800 God to
00:23:25.260 order our
00:23:25.700 society,
00:23:26.280 a God
00:23:26.660 that empowers
00:23:27.560 you,
00:23:28.480 not the
00:23:28.820 government,
00:23:29.320 not special
00:23:29.840 interests,
00:23:30.240 but you,
00:23:31.880 who's going
00:23:32.580 to step in
00:23:33.100 to fill that
00:23:33.900 gap?
00:23:35.020 And will
00:23:35.560 that person
00:23:36.420 empower or
00:23:37.420 enslave?
00:23:38.160 as America
00:23:40.460 shakes off
00:23:41.040 our religious
00:23:41.540 foundation in
00:23:42.280 the name
00:23:42.680 of freedom,
00:23:43.680 we have
00:23:44.660 not freed
00:23:45.180 ourselves from
00:23:46.020 dogma or
00:23:46.940 religious
00:23:47.420 strictures.
00:23:48.220 Far from
00:23:48.680 it.
00:23:48.960 We've just
00:23:49.460 introduced new
00:23:50.220 dogmas,
00:23:51.140 new strictures.
00:23:52.420 There is a
00:23:53.620 new religious
00:23:54.480 cult in
00:23:55.440 America.
00:23:56.740 It's
00:23:57.060 wokeism.
00:23:59.040 Is this
00:23:59.880 our new
00:24:00.240 God?
00:24:02.200 It is
00:24:03.060 accepted
00:24:03.640 wisdom that
00:24:04.720 you cannot
00:24:05.120 serve two
00:24:05.900 masters,
00:24:06.480 but it
00:24:07.620 should be
00:24:07.960 equally
00:24:08.320 regarded that
00:24:09.060 everyone
00:24:09.560 serves
00:24:10.180 someone or
00:24:11.040 something.
00:24:12.920 So one
00:24:13.780 God must
00:24:14.440 perish and
00:24:15.480 in its
00:24:15.900 death all
00:24:16.700 of its
00:24:17.100 traditions,
00:24:17.940 histories,
00:24:18.720 and decency
00:24:19.660 will be
00:24:20.620 buried along
00:24:21.280 with it.
00:24:22.900 Is this
00:24:23.740 what we
00:24:24.140 want?
00:24:25.640 Because this
00:24:26.480 is the
00:24:26.800 choice in
00:24:27.480 front of
00:24:27.860 us now,
00:24:28.360 the elephant
00:24:28.780 in the
00:24:29.180 room,
00:24:29.500 the root
00:24:29.920 of our
00:24:30.240 problems
00:24:30.660 and
00:24:31.120 solutions.
00:24:33.700 Not to
00:24:34.460 just
00:24:34.720 question,
00:24:36.480 and
00:24:37.040 think,
00:24:38.080 but come
00:24:40.440 up with
00:24:40.800 an answer.
00:24:42.840 And if
00:24:43.480 you think
00:24:43.800 you don't
00:24:44.320 have to
00:24:44.680 answer this
00:24:45.240 question,
00:24:46.240 no answer
00:24:46.940 is an
00:24:47.440 answer.
00:24:49.380 The good
00:24:50.040 news is this
00:24:50.600 has all
00:24:50.880 happened
00:24:51.200 before,
00:24:51.660 and if we
00:24:51.960 know the
00:24:52.420 results,
00:24:53.740 perhaps we
00:24:54.300 can change
00:24:54.720 our thinking
00:24:55.140 to change
00:24:55.760 our course.
00:24:58.400 So today,
00:24:59.260 as we enter
00:24:59.720 in this
00:25:00.080 new era,
00:25:01.280 an era
00:25:01.840 rife with
00:25:02.440 ethical
00:25:02.860 debates,
00:25:03.560 a crisis
00:25:04.060 of meaning,
00:25:04.800 and the
00:25:05.760 last-ditch
00:25:06.400 efforts to
00:25:07.080 remain
00:25:07.580 functioning
00:25:10.280 in the
00:25:11.140 world,
00:25:12.180 we have
00:25:13.560 to ask
00:25:13.860 the question,
00:25:14.940 who is
00:25:15.800 America's
00:25:16.680 God?
00:25:21.360 You're
00:25:22.360 listening to
00:25:23.000 the best
00:25:23.400 of the
00:25:23.700 Glenn Beck
00:25:24.120 program.
00:25:24.620 All righty
00:25:42.260 then, so
00:25:43.220 we have
00:25:44.840 the
00:25:45.000 president
00:25:45.420 coming out
00:25:47.620 yesterday and
00:25:48.500 saying that
00:25:49.600 you know,
00:25:51.160 guns are
00:25:52.540 not just
00:25:53.260 one solid
00:25:54.100 piece.
00:25:55.260 Now, I
00:25:55.960 didn't know
00:25:56.400 that.
00:25:56.680 Did you
00:25:56.940 know that?
00:25:57.700 All kinds
00:25:58.400 of pieces
00:25:58.760 in a gun.
00:25:59.980 More than,
00:26:00.640 well, you're
00:26:01.280 saying plural,
00:26:02.220 like more
00:26:02.620 than one
00:26:03.000 piece?
00:26:03.380 There's more
00:26:04.180 than one
00:26:04.620 piece.
00:26:05.600 How?
00:26:06.260 So they're
00:26:07.000 not born
00:26:07.440 that way?
00:26:07.840 No, they're
00:26:08.480 not born
00:26:09.000 that way.
00:26:10.120 They're not
00:26:10.540 born that
00:26:10.980 way, but
00:26:11.720 it's because
00:26:12.440 we piece
00:26:12.980 them together
00:26:13.580 that they
00:26:13.980 slowly become
00:26:14.840 killers.
00:26:15.720 Oh.
00:26:16.640 Because I
00:26:17.140 know one of
00:26:17.980 the biggest,
00:26:18.720 my understanding,
00:26:19.700 I just want to
00:26:20.000 make sure,
00:26:20.260 I'm not a
00:26:21.640 crime expert,
00:26:23.060 not a
00:26:23.660 crimologist.
00:26:24.580 Right.
00:26:24.760 My understanding
00:26:25.280 is all, you
00:26:26.080 know, drug
00:26:26.700 dealers that
00:26:27.240 are killing
00:26:27.560 each other
00:26:27.960 in the streets
00:26:28.400 of these
00:26:28.760 cities run
00:26:29.860 by Democrats
00:26:30.480 largely are
00:26:32.320 hobbyists that
00:26:33.160 stay home and
00:26:33.860 build guns
00:26:34.680 from spare
00:26:35.860 parts.
00:26:36.440 They get
00:26:36.580 mailed from
00:26:37.240 all over the
00:26:37.720 world and
00:26:38.420 they spend
00:26:38.720 hours and
00:26:39.340 hours and
00:26:39.720 hours manufacturing
00:26:41.140 the guns on
00:26:42.020 their own so
00:26:42.960 they can avoid
00:26:43.620 those serial
00:26:44.200 numbers.
00:26:44.780 They do not
00:26:45.260 want to shoot
00:26:45.820 someone and
00:26:46.640 murder someone
00:26:47.260 with a serial
00:26:48.060 numbered gun.
00:26:48.920 Well, you know,
00:26:49.320 what's really
00:26:49.840 interesting is,
00:26:51.160 you know,
00:26:52.220 he was talking
00:26:52.900 about the
00:26:53.800 guns have to
00:26:55.180 have serial
00:26:55.660 numbers.
00:26:56.520 Ghost guns,
00:26:57.600 Glenn.
00:26:58.060 Ghost guns.
00:26:59.120 Guns that
00:26:59.820 are ghosts.
00:27:01.100 Now, I've,
00:27:02.880 I have called
00:27:04.160 Fred.
00:27:06.600 Fred?
00:27:07.780 Yeah.
00:27:08.540 Who's Fred?
00:27:10.120 With Daphne?
00:27:11.220 Okay.
00:27:11.560 All right.
00:27:12.100 Okay.
00:27:12.340 And they're
00:27:12.920 bringing the van
00:27:13.580 here and they're
00:27:14.620 going to start
00:27:15.220 chasing the ghost
00:27:16.140 guns.
00:27:16.660 Yeah.
00:27:16.940 Because I think
00:27:18.360 that's really
00:27:19.160 important that
00:27:20.860 we stop these
00:27:22.080 ghost guns.
00:27:22.580 Oh, the ghost
00:27:23.260 guns.
00:27:23.800 My guess is
00:27:24.740 that there is
00:27:26.280 somebody behind
00:27:27.420 that these aren't
00:27:28.120 really ghost
00:27:29.040 guns.
00:27:30.080 There's some
00:27:31.000 rich guy,
00:27:32.420 maybe powerful
00:27:33.420 guy, that is
00:27:34.600 trying to get
00:27:35.400 the ghost guns
00:27:36.200 and make everybody
00:27:36.840 believe in ghost
00:27:37.800 guns so they
00:27:39.700 can do whatever.
00:27:40.780 I mean, you know,
00:27:41.520 take over the old
00:27:42.320 mansion or whatever
00:27:44.200 it is.
00:27:44.720 He's probably in a
00:27:45.240 mask and he's
00:27:46.180 probably going to
00:27:47.320 get away with it
00:27:48.280 if it wasn't for
00:27:49.680 these pesky
00:27:50.460 teenagers that
00:27:51.800 I'm sending with
00:27:52.900 a van to the
00:27:53.540 White House.
00:27:54.380 Could it get any
00:27:55.460 dumber than the
00:27:56.960 conversation around
00:27:57.800 guns?
00:27:59.180 What are ghost
00:28:00.620 guns responsible
00:28:01.500 for?
00:28:02.580 One tenth of a
00:28:03.940 percent, maybe,
00:28:05.840 of murders in
00:28:06.720 this country?
00:28:07.260 Maybe.
00:28:07.380 If we save
00:28:08.600 one ghost.
00:28:10.360 And I don't
00:28:10.760 know, I can't
00:28:11.400 point to any.
00:28:12.480 I mean, I know
00:28:12.900 there have been
00:28:13.440 cases where they
00:28:14.420 certainly uncover
00:28:15.300 some ghost guns.
00:28:16.240 It's not a
00:28:17.460 complete nothing.
00:28:19.920 It's really close
00:28:21.060 to a complete
00:28:21.800 nothing, though.
00:28:22.740 It gets really
00:28:23.420 close to it.
00:28:24.460 You know, the
00:28:25.040 overwhelming majority
00:28:26.640 of quote-unquote
00:28:27.460 ghost guns are
00:28:28.780 made by hobbyists
00:28:30.200 who like building
00:28:31.400 guns on their
00:28:32.040 own and they
00:28:32.740 think it's cool
00:28:33.400 and interesting
00:28:34.020 and they're
00:28:34.360 collectors.
00:28:35.480 The average
00:28:36.480 drug dealer, the
00:28:38.140 average criminal,
00:28:39.780 is not going to
00:28:40.620 rob a convenience
00:28:42.920 store after
00:28:44.080 spending 14
00:28:45.280 hours putting
00:28:46.160 together a
00:28:46.840 firearm when
00:28:47.800 there are 400
00:28:49.080 million firearms
00:28:50.420 in this country
00:28:51.140 and they can
00:28:51.900 go buy one
00:28:52.560 for like a
00:28:53.000 dollar.
00:28:54.000 Like, this
00:28:54.240 is not an
00:28:54.920 it's so
00:28:56.000 completely
00:28:56.920 You don't have
00:28:57.100 any idea what
00:28:57.940 people will do.
00:28:58.540 Or they can steal
00:28:58.980 one when they
00:28:59.940 break into the
00:29:00.540 other thing that
00:29:01.280 they broke into
00:29:01.900 last week.
00:29:02.580 You know, you
00:29:03.580 are so wrong
00:29:05.220 on this.
00:29:05.600 People will do
00:29:06.180 anything to get
00:29:07.000 around the laws
00:29:09.140 that are on the
00:29:09.660 books.
00:29:09.960 For instance,
00:29:10.820 you know, the
00:29:11.260 airports after
00:29:12.120 9-11, they
00:29:13.080 shut down the
00:29:13.680 airports.
00:29:14.400 There are
00:29:15.080 hobbyists that
00:29:17.300 are now
00:29:17.760 fashioning
00:29:18.600 airplanes out
00:29:19.880 of soap.
00:29:20.900 Oh, no.
00:29:21.640 And you may
00:29:22.520 get onto a
00:29:23.340 giant soap
00:29:24.360 airplane and
00:29:26.440 it'll blow up.
00:29:27.800 I mean, it'll
00:29:28.120 blow up in
00:29:28.560 bubbles and
00:29:29.080 stuff, but
00:29:29.580 it'll pop
00:29:30.340 eventually and
00:29:31.340 you'll all
00:29:32.000 die.
00:29:32.600 That's how
00:29:33.660 bad it is.
00:29:34.840 Ghost airplanes
00:29:36.040 made out of
00:29:37.000 soap.
00:29:39.000 Yeah.
00:29:39.200 And by the
00:29:40.380 way, can I
00:29:41.040 point out that
00:29:41.840 while you might
00:29:42.620 be able to
00:29:43.540 legally ban
00:29:44.560 soap airplanes,
00:29:45.600 you are not
00:29:46.780 legally able to
00:29:48.280 ban ghost guns
00:29:49.360 or any other
00:29:49.960 kind of gun.
00:29:50.840 Well, we have a
00:29:51.720 second amendment
00:29:52.400 that does not
00:29:53.280 allow you to
00:29:54.000 infringe on the
00:29:55.260 right of gun
00:29:57.080 owners to own
00:29:58.000 their weapons
00:29:58.960 and bear arms.
00:30:00.260 Excuse me.
00:30:00.980 They already have
00:30:01.720 serial numbers on
00:30:02.600 all of the soap
00:30:03.700 and see what
00:30:05.920 they don't know.
00:30:06.620 These guys in
00:30:07.160 the caves, they're
00:30:07.820 really smart.
00:30:08.600 These hobbyists,
00:30:09.200 what they
00:30:10.280 what they
00:30:10.780 realized is, but
00:30:12.460 if the soap
00:30:13.360 bubbles up,
00:30:14.940 there's no
00:30:16.420 evidence.
00:30:16.840 The first
00:30:17.360 rainstorm and
00:30:18.320 that plane is
00:30:19.060 gone.
00:30:20.160 All evidence
00:30:21.120 gone.
00:30:23.200 That's true.
00:30:23.980 It could happen
00:30:24.480 at any time.
00:30:25.120 Just saying we
00:30:25.760 should make guns
00:30:26.560 out of soap and
00:30:27.600 only commit crimes
00:30:28.800 right before
00:30:29.680 rainstorms.
00:30:30.480 This is why
00:30:31.240 they do put
00:30:32.840 serial numbers
00:30:33.840 on cheese.
00:30:36.220 Really?
00:30:36.800 Government cheese?
00:30:37.600 Not government
00:30:38.420 cheese.
00:30:38.580 Not government
00:30:39.080 cheese.
00:30:39.820 Cheese produced,
00:30:41.000 particularly in
00:30:41.440 Europe, is at a
00:30:42.720 high risk of
00:30:43.780 being stolen.
00:30:45.740 And this is a
00:30:46.820 real thing.
00:30:48.020 And they're
00:30:48.420 putting serial
00:30:49.020 numbers on
00:30:49.540 cheese.
00:30:50.060 They put serial
00:30:51.000 numbers on
00:30:51.660 cheese.
00:30:52.040 Now, I don't
00:30:52.740 know.
00:30:53.180 It seems like a
00:30:54.760 bite might get
00:30:56.420 rid of the
00:30:57.400 serial number.
00:30:59.180 Well, you'd
00:30:59.760 probably go to
00:31:00.380 jail for, that'd
00:31:01.360 be filing off the
00:31:02.220 serial number of
00:31:02.960 that cheese.
00:31:04.420 But it's true.
00:31:05.220 They just had a
00:31:05.720 huge theft of
00:31:08.020 cheese.
00:31:08.500 It was over
00:31:08.880 $100,000 of
00:31:10.800 cheese.
00:31:11.300 Don't you
00:31:11.820 win?
00:31:12.520 Let me give you
00:31:13.060 the most mind
00:31:13.620 blowing stat in
00:31:14.300 the world.
00:31:14.880 And it can't be
00:31:15.680 true.
00:31:16.080 But I've got to
00:31:16.680 tell it to you
00:31:17.080 anyway.
00:31:17.340 I've got so
00:31:17.860 many questions.
00:31:19.900 Who has $100,000
00:31:22.140 worth of cheese?
00:31:24.840 I mean, is it in a
00:31:25.620 collection?
00:31:26.440 Is there a cheese
00:31:27.160 museum?
00:31:28.080 It would have a
00:31:28.740 manufacturer that
00:31:29.900 said they sell
00:31:30.620 cheese, like giant
00:31:31.520 Parmesan wheels.
00:31:33.540 Okay, that's an
00:31:34.340 odd business to
00:31:35.680 go in, you
00:31:36.540 know, and good
00:31:37.700 luck fencing that
00:31:38.820 cheese.
00:31:39.800 Hey, I've got
00:31:41.100 some wheels.
00:31:42.920 What are you?
00:31:43.940 Who is buying the
00:31:45.220 black market?
00:31:46.100 I don't know.
00:31:46.860 I don't know.
00:31:47.540 I want to know.
00:31:48.300 Yes.
00:31:48.600 You know, like
00:31:49.160 who's not going to
00:31:49.940 you know what?
00:31:50.340 I could say 18%.
00:31:51.740 You know, it is what
00:31:52.900 people who are
00:31:53.560 hobbyists making
00:31:54.460 their own ghost
00:31:55.220 guns.
00:31:56.680 Ghost.
00:31:57.000 They're not making
00:31:57.460 ghost cheese, are
00:31:58.280 they?
00:31:58.560 No, no, of course
00:31:59.540 not.
00:31:59.800 That would be wrong.
00:32:00.680 Okay.
00:32:00.880 Okay, so 3,500
00:32:03.640 pounds of cheese
00:32:05.360 stolen, $23,000 in
00:32:09.540 value U.S.
00:32:11.360 In 2016, 160,000
00:32:16.000 pounds of cheese
00:32:17.300 was stolen from
00:32:17.980 multiple stores.
00:32:19.560 Listen to this
00:32:20.600 stat and it's
00:32:21.200 going to blow
00:32:22.060 your mind.
00:32:23.180 Of all the
00:32:24.400 cheese made in
00:32:26.700 the entire world.
00:32:28.340 Yeah.
00:32:28.900 about 4% of it
00:32:32.700 is stolen.
00:32:35.080 How on earth
00:32:36.300 is that possible?
00:32:38.180 We are
00:32:38.540 4% of all
00:32:41.460 cheese is
00:32:43.300 stolen?
00:32:44.340 Probably from the
00:32:45.620 employees of the
00:32:46.340 cheese factory.
00:32:47.280 I don't know.
00:32:48.380 Maybe you're right.
00:32:49.160 Slice by slice.
00:32:50.600 They're building
00:32:51.400 themselves a cow
00:32:52.720 or something.
00:32:53.260 I don't know what
00:32:53.840 they're building,
00:32:54.440 but.
00:32:55.660 But what person
00:32:56.600 is like, hey,
00:32:58.560 you know, I
00:32:59.560 could see.
00:33:00.340 I was going to
00:33:00.600 go to the
00:33:01.220 grocery store,
00:33:02.080 but then this
00:33:02.920 guy in this
00:33:04.220 alley had
00:33:05.460 this deal.
00:33:07.640 See, I
00:33:08.240 couldn't
00:33:08.560 cheddar and I
00:33:09.780 had to pull
00:33:10.420 the trigger on
00:33:11.220 it.
00:33:11.540 I could see it
00:33:12.880 happening, you
00:33:14.280 know, that
00:33:15.140 maybe 1% is
00:33:17.620 at the
00:33:18.200 supermarket.
00:33:19.560 You know,
00:33:19.820 somebody just
00:33:20.280 picks it up and
00:33:20.920 puts it in
00:33:21.280 their car.
00:33:21.700 Maybe, maybe,
00:33:22.940 but 4%.
00:33:24.280 And it's not
00:33:25.280 just that it's
00:33:25.780 4%.
00:33:26.320 It's in large
00:33:27.860 quantities.
00:33:28.780 Large quantities
00:33:29.280 of cheese.
00:33:29.620 So it is like,
00:33:30.580 I am a cheese
00:33:31.300 thief.
00:33:32.120 Quiet, I've got
00:33:33.220 a heist that
00:33:34.400 will blow your
00:33:35.140 mind.
00:33:36.440 We are going
00:33:37.860 to be champions
00:33:39.020 among mice.
00:33:41.320 You would be
00:33:42.480 the hero of the
00:33:43.320 mice.
00:33:43.700 Look, man, I've
00:33:44.220 retired.
00:33:44.920 I can't risk it
00:33:46.340 anymore.
00:33:46.660 I can't get back
00:33:46.940 into that game.
00:33:48.900 In the cheese
00:33:50.340 game.
00:33:50.720 The Brie
00:33:52.760 Incident of
00:33:53.400 85 almost
00:33:54.480 killed me.
00:33:55.640 Oh, man.
00:33:56.780 I don't.
00:33:57.580 The great cheese
00:33:58.040 heist of 85.
00:33:59.520 Those days, those
00:34:01.180 days don't come
00:34:02.060 back, do they?
00:34:02.760 No.
00:34:03.180 It does seem to
00:34:03.780 be a strange way
00:34:04.580 to go, though.
00:34:05.140 And I guess it's,
00:34:06.040 you know, it can
00:34:06.420 be really, really
00:34:08.260 expensive, right?
00:34:09.220 And especially if
00:34:09.820 you're taking a
00:34:10.280 giant, like, 100
00:34:11.160 pound wheel of
00:34:12.080 Parmesan, I guess.
00:34:12.940 But what do you
00:34:13.320 do with that?
00:34:14.320 Where do you
00:34:14.880 fence it?
00:34:16.320 Where do you
00:34:17.020 sell it?
00:34:17.920 Right.
00:34:18.900 Nobody's eating
00:34:19.800 a hundred pound
00:34:20.800 wheel of cheese.
00:34:21.900 You'll be caught
00:34:22.800 with the evidence
00:34:23.540 if that's your
00:34:24.160 plan.
00:34:24.580 No, I don't
00:34:25.040 think you eat
00:34:25.800 the whole hundred
00:34:26.720 pounds.
00:34:28.140 Right.
00:34:28.760 It would take you
00:34:29.580 a while.
00:34:30.140 And it would be
00:34:30.500 sold at, like,
00:34:31.280 markets.
00:34:31.800 But again, like,
00:34:32.520 what market
00:34:33.200 owner's like,
00:34:33.780 look, I really
00:34:35.680 want to sell
00:34:36.280 cheese here, so
00:34:37.000 I'm going to
00:34:37.380 buy it from
00:34:37.920 this shady
00:34:38.720 guy.
00:34:39.480 Maybe farmer's
00:34:40.220 markets.
00:34:41.020 Maybe.
00:34:41.800 It is France.
00:34:42.780 I saw Beauty
00:34:43.520 and the Beast
00:34:44.000 where they have
00:34:44.640 that little square
00:34:45.360 with the fountain
00:34:45.860 and stuff, and
00:34:46.640 she comes out
00:34:47.140 with a book, and
00:34:47.640 she's like, I
00:34:48.200 want to read, or
00:34:49.080 whatever it is.
00:34:50.400 That's a good
00:34:52.780 telling of that story.
00:34:56.220 That's probably
00:34:57.160 where they sell
00:34:57.860 it.
00:34:58.620 In cartoons.
00:35:01.640 Sell it to
00:35:02.440 cartoon mice,
00:35:03.720 probably.
00:35:04.360 Right.
00:35:04.560 Yeah.
00:35:04.860 There's a lot
00:35:05.580 of them.
00:35:06.600 And if you're
00:35:07.380 willing to
00:35:07.940 overlook that many
00:35:08.980 of them are
00:35:09.420 transsexual,
00:35:10.520 then you're,
00:35:13.100 then you'll be
00:35:14.600 fine.
00:35:15.040 You can sell
00:35:15.500 them cheese.
00:35:16.100 I have to say
00:35:16.760 that they stole
00:35:17.560 not only all these
00:35:18.220 cheese wheels, but
00:35:18.920 they also stole
00:35:19.580 the poor
00:35:20.320 wheelbarrows they
00:35:21.360 take to move
00:35:22.000 the cheese, and
00:35:23.140 they took it
00:35:23.580 all, and now
00:35:24.780 they're trying to
00:35:25.260 figure out how
00:35:25.640 to stop it, and
00:35:26.320 their big solution
00:35:27.240 has been putting,
00:35:28.460 like, stamping
00:35:29.260 numbers into the
00:35:30.240 cheese wheels so
00:35:31.700 that people can
00:35:32.280 identify where the
00:35:33.200 cheese came from.
00:35:34.100 But it's like,
00:35:35.060 cheese is soft.
00:35:36.600 Like, you just
00:35:37.520 can take a knife
00:35:38.500 and take, the
00:35:39.300 little numbers
00:35:40.040 come out really
00:35:40.880 easily, and no
00:35:41.760 one's gonna know
00:35:42.400 where the cheese
00:35:42.960 came from.
00:35:43.480 They will eat
00:35:44.460 the part of
00:35:45.400 the cheese you
00:35:46.020 put the number
00:35:46.520 in, they will
00:35:47.420 enjoy it and sell
00:35:48.280 the rest.
00:35:48.960 And how would
00:35:49.320 you, once you,
00:35:50.420 let's say you
00:35:50.880 don't file off the
00:35:52.560 number off the
00:35:53.240 cheese, okay?
00:35:54.320 Let's say they
00:35:55.300 grate it off.
00:35:56.320 It's called a
00:35:56.920 cheese grater.
00:35:57.520 You can sell the
00:35:58.600 shredded cheese
00:35:59.600 too.
00:36:01.000 Let's just say
00:36:02.160 that they've put
00:36:03.280 the numbers huge,
00:36:04.820 like it's number
00:36:06.020 1801, and it's
00:36:08.520 been made to
00:36:09.940 stamp all the way
00:36:11.080 through the cheese,
00:36:12.200 okay?
00:36:12.780 Okay.
00:36:13.260 All right.
00:36:14.340 You just cut it
00:36:15.860 up.
00:36:17.880 I think that's a
00:36:18.940 one and an eight.
00:36:20.260 No, Bill, we
00:36:20.860 don't have it yet.
00:36:21.920 We need 1801.
00:36:23.980 I mean, could be
00:36:26.180 81, might be 18.
00:36:28.720 You don't know,
00:36:29.540 they've cut it up.
00:36:30.580 Not to mention,
00:36:31.220 this is a product
00:36:31.820 in its most
00:36:32.700 desirable form,
00:36:34.000 which is melted.
00:36:35.340 Can I, can I
00:36:36.600 tell you?
00:36:36.900 It just doesn't
00:36:38.040 work to stamp
00:36:38.860 numbers into it.
00:36:39.260 Do you not wish,
00:36:40.480 though, that this
00:36:42.040 was the problem
00:36:42.740 our president was
00:36:43.720 working on?
00:36:44.320 Oh, God.
00:36:44.960 I would put him
00:36:45.460 on the cheese
00:36:45.880 crisis in a second.
00:36:47.400 Throw Kamala
00:36:48.220 at it, too.
00:36:48.940 Let somebody know
00:36:50.340 she's never been
00:36:51.280 to Wisconsin.
00:36:53.060 It would take her
00:36:53.960 about a month to
00:36:54.740 get there, but
00:36:55.400 she'd get there
00:36:56.060 eventually.
00:36:58.560 All right, let
00:36:59.520 me tell you about
00:37:00.000 life.
00:37:00.620 Anthony Blinken
00:37:00.980 on mozzarella.
00:37:03.360 Seriously, wouldn't
00:37:04.420 that be a better
00:37:05.260 thing?
00:37:05.860 Yes.
00:37:06.620 Susan Rice on
00:37:07.620 queso?
00:37:09.820 You could put,
00:37:10.320 Oh, is that a,
00:37:11.140 is that a racist
00:37:12.880 Hispanic kind of
00:37:14.160 thing?
00:37:15.520 Is Susan Rice
00:37:16.460 Hispanic?
00:37:17.340 Of course she is.
00:37:18.720 She's not white.
00:37:20.020 She identifies as,
00:37:20.820 I don't know what
00:37:21.640 she is.
00:37:22.900 Oh, my gosh.
00:37:24.240 I, I, well,
00:37:25.440 this has gone off
00:37:26.580 the road.
00:37:26.680 How could I know
00:37:26.860 when I can't even
00:37:27.640 define a woman?
00:37:28.600 How would I know
00:37:29.640 what he or she is?
00:37:31.960 Na, na, na, na.