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On today's show, we have a rapid fire recap of the top stories from the past weekend, including the new FBI Director, a new children's book, and a new Hollywood venture. Plus, Uncle Glenn talks about his new children s story for the folks and the Governor of Wisconsin, John Irwin of the Irwin Brothers joins us to talk about a new venture with Amazon.
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Searchlight Pictures presents The Roses, only in theaters August 29th.
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From the director of Meet the Parents and the writer of Poor Things,
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comes The Roses, starring Academy Award winner Olivia Colman,
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Academy Award nominee Benedict Cumberbatch, Andy Samberg, Kate McKinnon, and Allison Janney.
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A hilarious new comedy filled with drama, excitement, and a little bit of hatred,
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proving that marriage isn't always a bed of roses.
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Hey, we have a rapid-fire recap of the top stories from the weekend and some perspective on all that.
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Also, pull up a chair, because Uncle Glenn has a new children's story for the folks and the governor of Wisconsin.
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Also, John Irwin of the Irwin Brothers joins us to talk about a new Hollywood venture.
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And believe it or not, it's good, and he's got the control of the stories he'll be telling with Amazon.
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Abortion is a tragic part of our lives as Americans and the rest of the world.
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Even after the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, it continues to rob children of the right to live.
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In fact, what's more devastating is that a majority of women who get abortions
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All right, let me just give you the news as I see it,
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what happened over the weekend of February 15th and 16th.
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What happened this weekend, I think, is liberty, justice, and the truth breaking free.
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He was sworn in as FBI director with the hand on the Gita of a pledge to uphold his constitution.
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It is a shot across the bow of the weaponized deep state.
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This one makes all the difference in the world.
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Cash is making people in Washington sweat, and he should.
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Patel has vowed to root out corruption left, right, or center,
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and the whispers of the Epstein client list that he told me over the summer was in a safe behind the desk of the director of the FBI.
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I know that Cash Patel must have been in the office of the FBI on Friday because Pam Bondi said,
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I have a feeling Cash took it out from behind that desk safe and brought it over to Pam Bondi.
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She looked at it, and I'm hoping, as today is his first full day in office, it will be released today.
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But transparency one way or another is coming, and justice isn't going to care who you voted for.
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I'm going to tell you more about this coming up in just a minute.
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Patel, RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, the folks who have bucked the system, not bowed to it, are all in.
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But this crew is built to shrink government and not meddle abroad unless America is directly threatened.
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That's what they're promising, and so far, that's what they're delivering.
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The elites absolutely hate it, which makes me love it.
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Democrats, you've been preaching against the Pentagon forever now.
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Donald Trump says cut 8% of the defense budget in the next four years,
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and you're somehow or another against that now?
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Midwest storms all through the states, but FEMA wasn't there.
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If you read the stories about this this weekend, you heard that it was chaos because FEMA had been cut.
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The media is whining about FEMA and the FEMA cuts, but hang on, because I think everyone saw this storm coming.
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This wasn't like, oh, my gosh, it was a tornado that came out of nowhere.
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The storm had to travel halfway across the country to get to your state, Illinois, Michigan.
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When we know a hurricane is coming, Florida seems to be able to pull their head out of their rectum and actually prepare.
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So when it hits, they can turn the lights back on.
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But, gee, Illinois, Michigan, you just couldn't get it done.
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What does Illinois and Michigan have in common?
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Florida shrugs off hurricanes without federal babysitters.
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Wouldn't it have been crazy if when you knew there was this storm coming, you as a governor could have been in the same room with the president at the White House last week?
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Maybe you got to pull them aside and said, hey, we got a big emergency coming.
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People, you need to start relying on your states and demanding that your governors pull their heads out of their rectum.
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Next story that I saw, the homelessness crisis.
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According to the mainstream media, the HUD staff cuts by the Doge team.
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So, you cut the staff at the top of HUD a week ago, and all of a sudden, homelessness is out of control.
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Well, I've never seen any pictures of homeless camps all around the country before this last weekend.
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This is decades of blue state failures, not a seven-day staffing trim.
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Governors and mayors, you all own this now, not Uncle Sam.
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Zelensky says he's not going to give the United States anything unless, I mean, he'll retire if, if Ukraine's allowed to join NATO.
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Isn't this where we started this whole thing in the first place?
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Germany's election, if we have time today, I want to talk about that.
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They had a snap election, a campaign that went on the far-right AFD is on the rise.
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That's because Vance was stirring the pot, you know, in Munich.
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Now, you know, what we did is we cut all those USAID programs that were actually meddling in everybody's elections around the world.
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We should let the people of those countries decide themselves.
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Yeah, you want to talk about a danger to democracy?
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But there are some things that, if I have time, we need to talk about on that.
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The Doge crew cheered California's AI safety veto this weekend.
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At the same time, he just came out and said, we are at the event horizon of the singularity.
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But we might have robot chickens that eat us soon if you don't pay attention to the singularity.
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The FCC zeroed in on CBS this weekend, probes into news distortion, hinting at real consequences.
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When you have a license from the United States government, you're in bed with the United States government.
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I'm a third phone license holder, I'll tell you that.
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I don't even know what that means, but I've got one.
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I'm at the FCC taking a test for my third phone license.
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I didn't, I mean, I lost it, kind of like I lose my driver's license all the time.
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But if you want to lose a license, what you have to do as a local broadcaster is to break FCC rules.
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You see, local CBS stations have to have a license through the FCC.
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Now, perhaps in New York and San Francisco, those people believe in their local community
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that lying to the American people and changing interviews to be able to make one politician look better than the other in a newscast is a public service.
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I mean, we can't have people knowing what they really believe and what they're really like.
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But I can't imagine all the red states and red cities feel that that was a public service from CBS News.
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My question is, have you written a letter to your local CBS affiliate?
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You see, any complaint letters where somebody writes in from the local community and says,
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I think this was wrong, and I hope the FCC investigates you, and I've cc'd the FCC.
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I've cc'd the FCC, and so the FCC is going to know about it ASAP.
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I'll tell you that right now, and hopefully they're going to kick your ASS.
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Anyway, have you written your local affiliate yet?
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New York Times says the New York Fed's latest is pegged manufacturing at peak pessimism this last weekend.
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This is from years of over-regulation, globalism.
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States can lead the fix, cut taxes, ditch the green tape.
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And finally, one last story, and it's a sad one.
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It seems another major chain might be ready to bite the dust.
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Bloomberg has reported that Hooters, the country's most famous breastaurant,
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is in talks with the law firm Ropes & Gray to prepare bankruptcy.
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But even more sad when a great institution, an American institution like this, goes tits up.
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Stu, I don't know if you saw the Democratic Wisconsin governor, Tony Evers.
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I mean, I get it when you're against, you know, going in and cutting the spending of any of these crazy things.
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You're probably part of that system that somehow or another benefits you.
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But when you are still on the bandwagon of, you know what?
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Boys are girls, and they're going to compete in sports.
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Because nobody really thinks that way, really, anymore.
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They lost with that approach, which is something they should note if they care about winning in the future.
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I mean, they got, what, 40-something percent of the vote.
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Somewhere in there, maybe, that really still do believe in this, you know, woke sort of line?
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I was going to say Democratic voters, 30% of Democratic voters, but still, it's only 15%, 20%.
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You're talking about tens of millions of people.
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You know, we look at these people who are online, and we think, good heavens, they're crazy, right?
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You know the old lady down on the street with all the cats?
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Nobody listened to them, and they were kind of isolated in our neighborhoods.
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Well, now, they all have the internet, and now they're all getting together, and like,
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It's just that they're now in a group, and you're like, oh, wow, it seems like there's
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No, they've just all been hanging out in our neighborhoods.
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We just didn't see all of them around the world together in one place.
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I think it's a healthy thing to have some separation in your life from all of this,
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you know, and realize that, you know, some people, like, if you're believing crazy things,
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Like, everyone had that crazy person around the town.
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Again, I always think about this with so many of these issues.
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It's one thing for you to have an opinion that's, in my view, crazy.
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It's another thing for you to ask me to participate in your delusions.
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We used to, the guy would be out getting the mail, and you'd be driving by, and you're
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on a small street, and you'd be like, oh, crap.
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And so, you know, he'd look at you like, you're not driving past me without saying hello.
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And so you'd stop, and you'd kind of roll down the window.
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And then he would tell you some crazy things, and you'd be like, oh, man, crazy times, man.
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Yeah, and you roll up the window, and you go away.
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But now he's like, you're not going anywhere until you absolutely agree and wear this badge
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So Tony Evers apparently is that crazy guy who lives on the street, you know.
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But we're just hearing about him because a lot of people got together and went, he should
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So he introduced a budget that, you know, he announced, and he was very excited.
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Of course, he didn't mention the language thing, you know, the language part of the budget.
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In there, they changed the word mother to inseminated person, which I think has a lot of respect.
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I mean, I think that shows the love that most of us were created in, you know.
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Well, hey, inseminated person, inseminated person, I'm on the phone.
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Also, besides mother, inseminated person, also paternity has been changed to parentage.
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I don't even understand how that even makes it more woke.
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Mother is swapped out for person who gave birth to the child or inseminated person.
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In fact, I've got to use that as a new pickup line at the bars.
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It's time for Uncle Glenn's non-inseminator story time.
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Because I didn't inseminate anybody that created you.
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It starts out with, well, it's in a bat-crap crazy town of Genderland.
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And he's scratching his head and he's screaming,
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It starts out the way every great story starts out, doesn't it?
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So Pat 1, Pat 2, and Pat 3, three gender-neutral anti-racist warriors,
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snorted over their intersexual oat milk lattes,
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wearing spouse spectrum sashes and the parentage puzzle pins
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I'm the inseminated person of color who birthed you,
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That was Pat 1, rejecting mom or mother for maximum wokeness.
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I handled parentage duties, centering bioptic joy.
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Oh, little Timmy just smiled as Pat number three,
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twirling a secret splice cape with a land back patch,
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My indigenous genes got spliced into your cells at conception.
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said, no, I mean, male, female, which one's my mom?
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All of them looked at little Timmy, male, female,
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none of these freaks knew any longer how to even describe a woman.
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Then all three in the parentage patrol began chanting,
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spouse, parent, inseminate, smash the white fragility.
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It didn't really rhyme, but none of them do nowadays.
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and I don't think the people who came up with that
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