00:00:00.000Hey, today's episode, uh, should maybe be taken with a grain of salt, maybe a pound of salt, uh, because I opened a bottle that said, you know, don't ingest any of this, you know, if you operate heavy machinery, and I'm like, I'm not driving a bulldozer today, I'm fine.
00:00:21.420And for the most part, the show went really well, until the last part of the podcast, revolving around George Washington's hair.
00:00:30.500Yeah, you have to think that the effects of the medication, you can feel them slowly increasing throughout the episode.
00:00:35.740Yeah, this might be one for the records, uh, you know, or, or, or possibly, you know, at my tribunal before I go into the gulag, possibly, uh, but you don't want to miss today's episode.
00:00:49.740A really good story, uh, that we begin the episode with on how the Suez Canal was built, and it revolves around a really fat kid, a French man, and macaroni.
00:01:02.880How do you get the Suez Canal out of that? Oh, believe me, I found a way. It's a great story.
00:01:08.780We also talked to a sheriff down in Arizona on the border, some really frightening things happening on the border, and we need to wake up.
00:01:16.560And, uh, he put a plea out in, uh, that segment of the show.
00:01:20.220And then, of course, George Washington's hair, where it all goes to hell, uh, from there.
00:01:40.920It could be like, whoa, I don't know what happened.
00:01:43.080We're telling you now, drugs, don't play this episode for your kids and say, this is what happens.
00:01:50.120And tonight on Stu Does America, uh, we're going to have, uh, we're going to go into the George Floyd thing a little bit, because today was not the right day to go into this show.
00:01:57.700For some reason, Stu kept saying, let's not, you shouldn't comment on this today.
00:02:01.540No one's thinking about that Floyd thing.
00:39:43.400Because in Egypt, the Emancipation Proclamation, as it did all around the world, shook the world.
00:39:51.960And so, the 60,000 slaves that were digging the Suez Canal also were freed.
00:40:00.560In fact, the 20 million slaves, they were called serfs, in Russia, they were also freed because of the Emancipation Proclamation at the time.
00:41:27.540Instead, they build the statue, a 35-foot-tall statue, of the guy who snuck the fat kid macaroni.
00:41:36.540And that was sitting at the opening of the Suez Canal until the Egyptians took it from the British in, what, 18 or 1950s, and they blew up that statue.
00:41:52.540Bertolli, that guy was rejected for that statue, and he went on to build the Statue of Liberty.
00:42:02.540It was originally made for the opening of the Suez Canal.
00:42:06.040Now, the reason why I'm stopping here is because that was unveiled on the opening of the Suez Canal, the small little statue of the macaroni guy.
00:42:27.100And so then, all of the kings and queens and everybody from all over the world, they're on a barge, and they're all going to go down the Suez Canal.