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00:00:00.000 Hey, podcasters, great, great show today.

00:00:02.700 We start again with Ilhan Omar because she's got a, don't you think, Pat, a pretty good explanation?

00:00:08.100 Yeah, yeah, some wild coincidences going on there.

00:00:11.200 Really crazy.

00:00:12.200 Yeah, I'm glad she explained it, though.

00:00:13.340 It makes a lot of sense now.

00:00:14.540 Later in the podcast, the 12th Imam shows up, and he's speaking to us from the well that he fell in in 873.

00:00:23.980 But he also mentioned Ilhan Omar.

00:00:26.360 You don't want to miss that.

00:00:28.160 We explained what's happening in Iran with Saudi Arabia.

00:00:31.380 Giving you analysis on that, I don't think anybody else does.

00:00:34.200 Nick DiPaolo was on today.

00:00:37.040 Hysterical.

00:00:37.580 Man, that guy's funny and brave.

00:00:39.020 And brave.

00:00:39.880 He's brave.

00:00:40.480 Brave, brave, brave.

00:00:42.040 You don't want to miss this.

00:00:43.440 It might be his last appearance anywhere.

00:00:45.780 Nick DiPaolo on today's broadcast and podcast.

00:00:49.540 You're listening to the best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:00:59.720 China has just released 10,000 metric tons of pork from its central reserves this week in a bid to stabilize soaring pork prices and cope with swine fever crisis that has wiped out roughly one third of its pigs.

00:01:19.920 That's pretty amazing.

00:01:21.920 That's pretty amazing.

00:01:22.540 So they have 10,000 metric tons of pork that they're releasing.

00:01:29.680 That's not their entire central reserve.

00:01:33.360 Now, I know we have a strategic oil reserve.

00:01:36.640 Do we have pork reserves?

00:01:38.540 Not that I know of.

00:01:39.700 I don't think so.

00:01:40.800 How long can you keep pork on reserve?

00:01:43.960 It's frozen.

00:01:44.660 It's frozen pork.

00:01:45.360 Can you do that indefinitely, though?

00:01:47.420 I mean, eventually, you've got to eat that stuff or it's going to...

00:01:50.140 I mean, even frozen, you wouldn't want to keep it for years, would you?

00:01:54.320 I don't know.

00:01:54.760 Would you?

00:01:55.220 I don't think so.

00:01:57.580 But I don't know.

00:01:59.960 I mean, maybe they cycle through it.

00:02:02.060 Maybe.

00:02:02.200 Like, we have to cycle through our oil reserves, don't we?

00:02:04.360 I think you'd have to, yeah.

00:02:05.100 Yeah.

00:02:05.460 So I think you just cycle.

00:02:06.960 That's a pretty good idea, that you have pork reserves.

00:02:09.860 Yeah.

00:02:10.180 What I'd like to know is, do we have ice cream reserves?

00:02:14.040 Do we have...

00:02:14.740 What else could we have?

00:02:16.200 I don't want to just live on pork.

00:02:18.000 Things go to hell in a handbasket.

00:02:20.160 I mean, we need pudding.

00:02:22.460 You know?

00:02:23.120 Definitely need pudding.

00:02:23.900 We need pudding.

00:02:25.860 We need pudding.

00:02:27.220 Yeah.

00:02:27.980 Ice cream.

00:02:28.740 Ice cream.

00:02:30.020 Ice cream.

00:02:30.680 Pudding.

00:02:31.240 Pudding.

00:02:31.920 I can't think of anything else that I would...

00:02:34.240 Pudding.

00:02:34.620 Pudding.

00:02:35.260 Yeah.

00:02:35.780 Ice cream.

00:02:36.960 Who doesn't think we need at least 10,000 tons of pudding?

00:02:42.400 Yeah.

00:02:42.680 Oh, absolutely.

00:02:43.400 At least.

00:02:44.440 Imagine pumping that out of the ground.

00:02:46.680 Don't worry.

00:02:49.680 We've got pudding.

00:02:50.740 We've got more.

00:02:53.260 Now, there is...

00:02:54.700 There is this story that I find really, really immoral.

00:03:02.220 I find this...

00:03:03.460 I find the people who are making people feel this way immoral.

00:03:08.500 Now, may I ask you...

00:03:11.660 I was the perpetrator of a giant con on the American people, and I was just trying to make

00:03:21.620 them afraid.

00:03:22.660 Remember that?

00:03:23.500 Mm-hmm.

00:03:23.820 Uh, and that was really bad, to be a fear monger, and to make people afraid.

00:03:29.340 A growing body of evidence suggests climate change activists the world over are increasingly

00:03:37.040 suffer from eco-anxiety, experiencing mental health episodes triggered by the stress of

00:03:43.620 worrying about the Earth's pending doom from global warming.

00:03:48.700 In order to combat...

00:03:50.920 I mean, listen to that.

00:03:51.940 Listen to that.

00:03:52.860 In order to combat the condition, climate anxiety support groups are cropping up, according

00:03:57.640 to the Daily Beast, and the seats are filling up.

00:04:01.240 The Beast reported the rise of climate anxiety groups in the U.S., calling the gatherings the

00:04:07.120 new self-care.

00:04:09.260 In order to meet the rise in demand, counselors and clinicians are getting trained up on how to

00:04:14.000 treat this special group of patients, and I believe they are really special.

00:04:18.700 Who feel weighed down by the doom and gloom surrounding the movement.

00:04:24.440 So here's what...

00:04:26.020 Well, let me just finish it, because I've got to get to a couple of the quotes.

00:04:30.020 More than 250 people now have participated in Good Grief, the 10-step eco-anxiety support

00:04:37.520 program which mimics the structure of Alcoholics Anonymous.

00:04:41.360 Think of that.

00:04:42.180 They need a program like AA to be able to control the fear that the Earth is doomed.

00:04:53.540 Activist Lin Wang told the outlet that she decided to launch a support group after becoming

00:04:58.300 overwhelmed by the climate crisis last year.

00:05:01.840 People would say...

00:05:03.000 Now listen to this.

00:05:03.920 Listen to the circle of friends.

00:05:05.760 People would say, isn't it great that the world is ending in 12 years?

00:05:13.300 What?

00:05:15.040 Who would say that?

00:05:17.280 Who would say that?

00:05:19.120 Isn't it great the world is going to end in 12 years?

00:05:21.640 But it's in the back of people's minds, and it's constantly over our heads.

00:05:26.000 There is a real fear for the next generation thinking about the future.

00:05:30.480 I can't imagine planning for the future when we only have 12 years.

00:05:36.720 This is immoral.

00:05:39.500 What the media, what the politicians, and everyone else is doing to our fellow citizens and humans.

00:05:46.980 And so dangerous.

00:05:48.280 What's going to happen when you haven't planned beyond 12 years, and then all of a sudden,

00:05:52.180 we're beyond 12 years, and we're still here.

00:05:55.740 Really dangerous.

00:05:57.260 It is so...

00:05:57.760 And there's a lot of people who believe it.

00:05:59.400 Dude, they were wholeheartedly...

00:06:00.840 They are starting an eco-anxiety 12-step program.

00:06:04.600 Unbelievable.

00:06:05.440 The press should probably question itself.

00:06:10.080 I mean, even in the Daily Beast story, where is the media at the Daily Beast saying,

00:06:15.500 by the way, the world's not going to be over in 12 years.

00:06:18.260 Right.

00:06:18.760 Stop it.

00:06:19.600 Which, stop it.

00:06:20.260 Or they keep citing...

00:06:21.700 Keeps telling them, we didn't say that.

00:06:24.680 It's not going to end in 12 years.

00:06:26.220 The best of the Glenn Beck Program.

00:06:30.460 Hey, it's Glenn.

00:06:38.200 And if you like what you hear on the program, you should check out Pat Gray Unleashed.

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00:06:45.740 At the request of a number of committees of Congress and for reasons of transparency,

00:06:50.220 the President of the United States has just directed the Office of the Director of National Intelligence

00:06:55.500 and the Department of Justice, including the FBI,

00:06:58.800 to provide for the immediate declassification of the following materials.

00:07:03.280 One, pages 10 through 12 and 17 through 34 of the June 2017 application to the FISA court

00:07:10.720 in the matter of Carter Page.

00:07:13.280 Two, all FBI reports of interviews with Bruce G. Orr prepared in connection with the Russian investigation.

00:07:21.420 And three, all FBI reports of interviews prepared in connection with all Carter Page FISA applications.

00:07:28.960 In addition, President Trump has directed the Department of Justice, including the FBI,

00:07:33.740 to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation

00:07:38.300 without redaction of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Orr.

00:07:44.420 This is, this is significant.

00:07:49.940 I want to bring Jason Batrill in, who we're going to talk about a couple of things.

00:07:53.900 Jason, I'm going to get to Iran here in a second, but first, tell me the significance of this.

00:08:00.320 First off, the FISA applications, that's significant because that's what we've been asking for.

00:08:04.400 It's like, if anything went weird with that, like if the Fusion GPS thing,

00:08:09.300 did that have anything to do with any of this, which was what we suspected, they denied.

00:08:13.100 Yeah, now this is important.

00:08:16.040 They denied that they used the Fusion GPS as the reason to get the FISA court to say,

00:08:22.040 yes, you can spy on candidate Trump.

00:08:24.340 Which goes through the Trump dossier, all of those things.

00:08:28.060 The addition also linking Bruce Orr and the text messages with Comey.

00:08:33.580 And remind me, Bruce Orr.

00:08:35.440 So Bruce Orr was the, he was the DOJ, what was he, he was like the, he was high up.

00:08:40.380 And his wife is involved, right?

00:08:43.960 She worked for Fusion GPS.

00:08:45.780 She was a Russian translator.

00:08:47.680 She worked for Fusion GPS.

00:08:49.080 Then she was delivering information straight to Bruce Orr.

00:08:53.380 Right.

00:08:53.640 And then Bruce Orr was giving that information over to Comey and the gang.

00:08:57.320 So this is, what's incredible about this is this shows, this may show, we'll see all the declassifications,

00:09:05.680 but I can't imagine the White House is releasing it if it doesn't.

00:09:09.380 If it's incriminating.

00:09:10.300 Yeah, it's incriminating or just neutral.

00:09:12.400 It should show that they did use Fusion GPS, not anything to do with Carter Page.

00:09:23.020 Carter Page, remember they say, was under investigation for something else.

00:09:26.880 Already we were looking at Carter Page.

00:09:29.420 Our research, if I remember this right, our research showed that, no, that had been investigated

00:09:37.380 and then already put to rest. 0.99

00:09:39.120 Everybody thought he was just an imbecile, right? 0.98

00:09:41.640 Literally, the Russia, they had investigated him before, back, remember back during the 0.98

00:09:45.640 Anna Chapman days?

00:09:46.580 Yes.

00:09:46.860 During that group?

00:09:47.600 They were investigating him around then because he was just trying, he was like an energy guy

00:09:50.920 and he was trying to get into like people involved with global energy.

00:09:54.400 And there were two, or not KGB, there were two Soviet SVR, like their former KGB, contacted

00:10:01.360 Bruce Orr, reached out to him.

00:10:03.080 And then they, I guess the NSA or somebody in some intelligence agency actually got phone 1.00

00:10:07.540 intercepts of these Russian agents saying, that guy is a moron. 0.99

00:10:11.260 So stay away from, literally, that's pretty much a direct quote. 0.99

00:10:14.420 There's no way we can use him. 1.00

00:10:15.840 He's a moron. 1.00

00:10:17.200 So the FBI said, okay, we're moving on. 1.00

00:10:20.440 He is no longer a person of interest.

00:10:22.260 Right.

00:10:22.740 But then, coincidentally, the FISA court says, oh, you can go back and look at him because

00:10:29.260 because of those other things.

00:10:31.700 And they've said it had nothing to do with his, with the Russian fusion GPS dossier on

00:10:41.580 Trump.

00:10:41.920 It has nothing to do with that.

00:10:44.140 Really?

00:10:45.100 Well, we're about to find out because we think it had everything to do with that.

00:10:49.920 And even the things that we know of, about the FISA application, this looked weird.

00:10:55.200 They kept saying, no, we didn't base it all on the Steele dossier.

00:10:57.740 They said that we referenced it, but it wasn't like the main evidence.

00:11:00.840 They also, remember, included a Yahoo News article that said, now this journalist is on

00:11:05.300 to something because he references stuff, some of the same stuff that's in the Trump dossier.

00:11:10.040 Well, that's because Christopher Steele delivered that journalist at Yahoo News, the dossier.

00:11:15.820 So they referenced two things that were exactly the same thing, but tried to make it look

00:11:20.100 different.

00:11:20.600 So the question is, did they say that to the judge?

00:11:23.960 Because they said, no, we were absolutely clear with everything.

00:11:27.180 Were you?

00:11:28.780 So now we will find out.

00:11:30.860 Now we'll find out.

00:11:32.320 And Bruce Orr should be sweating some bullets.

00:11:35.780 Oh, absolutely.

00:11:36.520 And his wife.

00:11:37.820 I mean, because that's the real connection here is what did the wife feed the husband 1.00

00:11:45.200 and what did the husband feed the FISA courts? 0.99

00:11:50.200 So it's surprising that this came out today just out of the blue, but we'll see if anyone

00:11:57.540 pays attention to it because everybody is, oh, everybody's defending the Kavanaugh story on

00:12:03.060 the left and everybody is defending the impeachment process with the Kavanaugh story.

00:12:08.720 I mean, there is no real news.

00:12:11.400 There is no real news.

00:12:12.920 I find the story of the climate change people having to go have therapy because they believe

00:12:20.280 that the world is going to end in 12 years.

00:12:23.440 I find that a real story and I find that a real story in this way.

00:12:28.660 The media and the politicians are they needed to have an enemy.

00:12:35.280 They needed to have a bad guy to be able to take down capitalism.

00:12:39.580 And so they invented that it's bigger than World War Two.

00:12:43.960 They invented their own Hitler and their own Hitler is anything that hurts the climate. 0.92

00:12:49.380 And they have scared people to the point to where they believe they only have 12 years

00:12:55.720 to live.

00:12:56.580 Imagine, imagine if I said to you that there is a cult where millions of people are now

00:13:04.520 believing there's only 12 years to live and they're changing everything in their life

00:13:09.700 because they believe this.

00:13:12.800 Do you think there would be an outcry from the left?

00:13:16.620 You know, there would because there's been people like that.

00:13:18.520 Yes.

00:13:18.980 And there should be mocked.

00:13:20.640 There should be disparaged.

00:13:22.320 Correct.

00:13:22.920 Yeah.

00:13:23.560 I mean, that's crazy.

00:13:25.200 And the press is responsible.

00:13:26.960 But it's not just the press.

00:13:28.200 It's the politicians as well.

00:13:29.900 Up in New York, they are now allowing school children.

00:13:33.880 Yeah, to go on to go on strike Friday.

00:13:36.540 School districts were debating what position to take when after New York City announced

00:13:41.300 1.1 million public school children could skip classes without any penalties to join the

00:13:48.300 global youth climate strike on Friday.

00:13:52.220 Unbelievable.

00:13:53.240 One million kids are going to leave school on Friday.

00:13:56.720 And, you know, half of them, three quarters of them just want to get out of school.

00:14:00.720 Yeah, my kids, if my kids came home and said their school was doing this and dad, I can

00:14:06.100 leave school on Friday, I'd say, no, no, no, you're going to go to school on Friday and

00:14:09.780 we're leaving that school on Monday.

00:14:11.760 Yeah, absolutely.

00:14:13.680 I mean, it's enough, enough, enough.

00:14:17.660 And you wonder why these kids are so propagandized, why they believe it so much, why they're so afraid,

00:14:23.660 why they're scared out of their minds.

00:14:25.300 Why they're committing suicide, there's nothing of importance.

00:14:29.760 You have nothing to live for.

00:14:31.320 Think of the message.

00:14:32.740 Think of the message.

00:14:33.780 You're telling them their world is burning up all around them.

00:14:36.220 Yeah.

00:14:36.420 And there's not going to be any food.

00:14:38.400 There's not going to be any animals.

00:14:41.420 There's the people are going to starve.

00:14:43.600 It's going to be nonstop.

00:14:45.200 Trees, you know.

00:14:46.560 Oxygen's being burned up.

00:14:47.920 I mean, they've heard it all.

00:14:49.320 I mean, that is terrifying.

00:14:51.580 And then on top of it, you have the real crisis of, hey, I don't know what's going to happen with freedom.

00:15:01.040 And you can't say that that's, oh, well, see, that's the right conspiracy.

00:15:04.660 Really?

00:15:05.000 Is it?

00:15:05.660 Is it?

00:15:06.280 Because I hear that from the left as well.

00:15:09.200 They don't have, they don't know what their jobs are going to be like.

00:15:12.380 They don't know if they're going to be able to even afford college or if they do, if it's going to be just going to just be an anchor around their neck.

00:15:20.400 Can you imagine what it is like to be a kid in today's world?

00:15:26.480 It's terrifying.

00:15:28.080 Terrifying.

00:15:29.000 It's got to be.

00:15:30.480 Yeah.

00:15:30.800 And they don't have the experience to know that, okay, I see through this nonsense.

00:15:37.660 Some of them do.

00:15:38.620 Some of them can see through it because they hear both sides.

00:15:40.640 Maybe their parents are, you know, helping to educate them.

00:15:44.120 If you can think this through, I think you could be okay.

00:15:48.120 But if you're not, if you're just accepting what your teachers are telling you.

00:15:51.720 If you think this through and you speak out, then you get the joy of being a pariah.

00:15:57.080 That's true, too.

00:15:57.740 Do you remember how hard it was to be in part of the in crowd when you were a kid?

00:16:02.320 You didn't want to be a pariah.

00:16:04.120 You just wanted to have friends.

00:16:05.380 You wanted to be with the cool kids.

00:16:06.740 I mean, that takes real guts to stand up.

00:16:10.640 And how many of us would have been able to do it?

00:16:13.440 You just would have gone along with it.

00:16:14.840 And you would have said, ah, my parents, they're old.

00:16:16.720 They don't get it.

00:16:17.420 Because that's what the media and the politicians are telling them to say.

00:16:22.400 This is just, this is truly evil.

00:16:26.160 What is going on is truly evil.

00:16:28.780 I read a story today about how the Democrats are trying just to create the image of chaos.

00:16:36.420 So people will say, I can't handle this with Donald Trump.

00:16:39.400 That that's what these impeachment hearings really are all about.

00:16:42.780 That it's just this image of chaos.

00:16:44.940 And people will say, I just I just want a president who's not causing all this chaos thinking because of their their friends in the media that they can control that and to make sure that the chaos is blamed.

00:16:58.500 Not on the Democrats who are doing it intentionally, but on the president.

00:17:03.700 What did I tell you when I read that story today, I saw the word chaos and I thought, what did I tell you 10 years ago, 10 years ago?

00:17:16.020 I said, the word of the future is going to be chaos.

00:17:19.020 And anyone, anyone who is trying to create chaos will be on the wrong side.

00:17:26.980 Well, here we are.

00:17:28.680 Who's creating confusion and chaos?

00:17:31.760 Look at the New York Times, what they did just this week.

00:17:36.840 They they they intentionally deleted information that would have made this accusation into what it actually is.

00:17:47.020 A big bowl of nothing.

00:17:49.020 But instead, they let that run cause chaos for a few days and then get let the Democrats get their chaos plan together and say, we got to go impeach.

00:18:01.360 And it stops us from talking about the real issues that we really face.

00:18:06.240 Try to find stories about what we should do with Iran.

00:18:10.340 Try to find them in the mainstream media.

00:18:12.380 You're going to be hunting for a while.

00:18:14.340 What happened yesterday is so important.

00:18:20.180 We should be talking about what we are to do with Saudi Arabia and Iran.

00:18:25.760 Do you hear anybody really discussing this?

00:18:30.320 No.

00:18:30.800 You hear it's it's it's Donald Trump's fault because he pulled out of the treaty.

00:18:35.360 Well, if this is true, what they said yesterday, let me bring Jason back in.

00:18:41.700 He's former military intelligence.

00:18:43.900 If this is true.

00:18:45.480 It was done by the IRGC, which is the arm of the Mullah, the military arm of the Mullah doesn't have to go through politics.

00:18:55.240 It goes right to the IRG, IRGC.

00:18:58.280 And what the Saudis and America claimed yesterday, and apparently the proof is coming in the next couple of days today and tomorrow.

00:19:06.920 According to the proof that we have that they say they have, it was those missiles were fired from Iran.

00:19:16.100 Well, what do we do?

00:19:18.120 What do we do, Jason?

00:19:20.320 The conventionally, what do we do?

00:19:22.020 The conventional response would be an automatic military strike from that we would do.

00:19:28.360 Yeah, that's this this this you we are now looking at a Beirut situation.

00:19:33.160 If you don't act, are you empowering them to continue these things?

00:19:37.680 If you do act, are you starting a global war with people that want to caliphate in the return of the 12th Imam?

00:19:45.340 Yeah, the attack was so problematic for the Trump administration.

00:19:49.540 You attack them and Iran just threatened us with this. 0.99

00:19:52.740 They said that we will respond to your retaliation, but not necessarily just in that area.

00:19:57.500 Yeah.

00:19:57.680 What they mean is all their militias they've planted all over the globe.

00:20:00.840 So one of the one of the things that we are also concerned about is we look like we're going to do cyber attacks.

00:20:09.080 Well, the more cyber attacks we do, the more likely it is for others to respond to us with cyber attacks.

00:20:15.360 Cyber attacks could kill millions of people.

00:20:18.400 There needs to be a start treaty on this.

00:20:20.780 This is a weapon of mass destruction.

00:20:24.020 Now, we might hit their nuclear power plant, but if you're a terrorist or you're Iran, you just hit our grid and shut it down. 1.00

00:20:32.700 Look what happened in Venezuela.

00:20:34.320 How many people in hospitals died?

00:20:36.020 We're not talking about any of this because we have agents of chaos stirring things up about Kavanaugh and everything else.

00:20:45.340 It's going to take great restraint.

00:20:47.200 But you're you.

00:20:48.480 I urge you to stay focused on the things that actually matter.

00:20:52.660 This is the best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:20:58.000 Hey, it's Glenn.

00:21:09.820 And if you like what you hear on the program, you should check out Pat Gray Unleashed.

00:21:13.960 His podcast is available wherever you download your favorite podcast.

00:21:17.440 Ken Paxton is the 51st attorney general of Texas.

00:21:22.400 He has he's one of the guys who well, he started a special unit dedicated to combating human trafficking in Texas in the first year of existence.

00:21:34.020 He helped arrest the chief executive officer of Backpage dot com, the largest online sex trafficking marketplace in the United States.

00:21:42.960 He filed suits on Obama for federal overreach 22 times.

00:21:47.720 I think one most of those.

00:21:49.640 And he joins us now.

00:21:51.100 Hi, Ken.

00:21:51.540 How are you?

00:21:52.660 Hey, I'm doing well, Glenn.

00:21:53.680 How are you?

00:21:54.180 Very good.

00:21:54.580 So I wanted to talk to you a little bit about the attorney.

00:21:56.560 I mean, the the Google lawsuit that several states have filed.

00:22:01.560 Filed and find out if this has any real teeth to it.

00:22:07.280 Google is is absolutely out of control, as you know.

00:22:11.660 And I think we have very little time to actually get our arms around this before they are just all powerful and there's nothing you can do.

00:22:20.860 What does your lawsuit lay out and what are the chances of changing Google at all?

00:22:27.020 Well, first of all, it's pretty remarkable.

00:22:28.460 It wasn't just a few states that joined this.

00:22:31.600 It's an investigation.

00:22:32.660 It's not a lawsuit yet.

00:22:33.640 It's an investigation.

00:22:34.940 And there are 50 different attorney generals that have joined on.

00:22:38.160 So only only two states didn't join.

00:22:40.060 That was California and Alabama.

00:22:41.860 So every other state found some concern.

00:22:45.000 And so the way this starts off with that, we are allowed to issue what are called investigative demands.

00:22:50.640 So we sent questions for Google, pages of questions about how they advertise.

00:22:56.860 And so so many people think that the Internet is free and that their searching is free.

00:23:02.340 The reality is it's far from it.

00:23:04.560 Google makes about $117 billion a year.

00:23:06.780 And I don't fault them for making profits.

00:23:09.140 But the problem that we have seen, the problem we're investigating is they control every aspect of advertising on the Internet.

00:23:16.740 From the buy, they represent the advertisers.

00:23:18.520 They represent the sellers on the other side, the websites and the publishers.

00:23:22.440 And then they also control the exchange and the negotiation between the two parties.

00:23:26.620 So there's nothing they don't control.

00:23:29.420 And from what we can see, they've eliminated competition every time, either by buying them or finding a way to, you know, create their technology.

00:23:37.280 So everybody's pushed out.

00:23:39.840 So what do you say to the free market people who say, look, you know, why punish a company that's doing well?

00:23:48.320 So I am a total free market guy, and I'm not here to punish Google for doing well.

00:23:54.480 So the founders of our country were worried about power being concentrated in the hands of too few people.

00:24:00.120 And so they created a government that was divided, and they left the rest of the power of the state.

00:24:03.320 They were also worried about big banks, and they were worried about too much power concentration among large banks.

00:24:11.040 And I think if they were here today, they would have some concern.

00:24:13.440 And I have some concern about, you know, a few technology companies that, you know, control too much of the market.

00:24:21.040 And therefore, our consumers are at a detriment because right now, when you advertise, these advertisers are paying a premium to advertise.

00:24:30.600 The consumers think they're getting free searches.

00:24:32.460 They're paying higher prices than they should for a lot of products because there's no competition in that marketplace.

00:24:38.840 And, you know, I want a free market, and I'm not sure we have one right now.

00:24:42.940 So are we going after any of the states concerned about privacy and the collection of data and listening to people and all of that?

00:24:53.500 Absolutely.

00:24:54.640 It's, you know, we started off, we spent a lot of time talking to, you know, experts in technology.

00:25:00.040 We spent a lot of time out in California just talking to lawyers, talking to people that understood this.

00:25:05.400 We started down this path of advertising because it relates to our powers as attorney generals.

00:25:11.360 But if the facts lead us to privacy issues, then we'll follow that path as well.

00:25:16.980 So what are you hoping that – what's the solution here with Google?

00:25:21.660 So I try to go into investigations not presuming any particular remedy.

00:25:26.240 We want – we have a lot of information that we hope that Google will provide in an organized fashion.

00:25:33.200 In the past, like Missouri looked, you know, on their own when Josh Hawley, who's now a U.S. senator, was the attorney general of Missouri,

00:25:41.220 and Jim Hood, who was in Mississippi, they individually tried to look at Google, and Google just buried them with documents.

00:25:48.060 And, you know, I'm hopeful that our – they have 30 days of response to our request.

00:25:53.460 They will provide an organized response, specific responses to our questions that will help us determine whether we need to pursue something further or not.

00:26:05.460 Let me change subjects.

00:26:08.200 Yesterday, the president came out and said that California doesn't have a right to ask for, you know, changes in cars and their own gasoline and everything else.

00:26:19.220 That's the 10th Amendment. 0.93

00:26:23.160 Doesn't Texas – if Texas wanted to say, hey, GM, we don't accept those cars.

00:26:28.460 We have to have – they all have to be fitted with a Texan defibrillator.

00:26:32.560 Wouldn't the people of Texas have the right to do that?

00:26:36.020 I am definitely a states' rights guy.

00:26:38.120 I think the states have a lot – they have all the authority that wasn't specifically granted to the federal government.

00:26:43.580 So unless there's a specific something that gives the federal government the power to preempt state law, I would argue that, you know, every state would have a right to deal with the manufacturers in the way that they see fit.

00:26:59.520 Right.

00:26:59.820 The statement was that we have a national car industry, and California doesn't have the right to disrupt that.

00:27:09.540 Well, we all know California tries to disrupt a lot of things.

00:27:15.560 That's kind of what they do.

00:27:18.000 And in most cases, you know, they have a right to take their shot, and we have to figure out how we're going to respond because they control so much of the market.

00:27:26.320 They do sometimes, you know, affect the rest of the nation because, you know, every company will sort of follow what California wants.

00:27:34.920 And so, you know, but that's their right.

00:27:37.960 I mean, everything that wasn't specifically given to the federal government is reserved for the state.

00:27:44.100 We're talking to Ken Paxton.

00:27:45.480 He is the attorney general for the state of Texas.

00:27:48.720 And there is so much going on, Ken, that I just don't even know where you even begin.

00:27:55.760 Can we talk a little bit about gun legislation?

00:28:01.000 You know, the shooting here in Texas was just horrible, as they all are.

00:28:07.780 Beto is now saying that he's talking to Texans who just say, I want to give up my AR.

00:28:13.380 I mean, I don't know a single Texan that would say that, but okay, if that's what you want to do.

00:28:17.960 So are we or is the state of Texas firm on the Second Amendment?

00:28:26.880 So what I would say to somebody that wants to give up their AR, I'd say, go ahead.

00:28:31.060 Yeah, me too.

00:28:32.160 No one's stopping you.

00:28:33.480 That's the whole point.

00:28:34.880 And, you know, we all know that the Second Amendment was put in place because the founders didn't trust the federal government.

00:28:41.620 They didn't trust the government that they were creating.

00:28:44.060 And they wanted the citizens to have the ability to fight back if they ever had to.

00:28:47.960 So I feel like things are solid in Texas.

00:28:53.640 Certainly when you have several shootings in a row, people start clamoring for solutions.

00:28:58.940 And I'm there for trying to come up with solutions.

00:29:01.280 We're working on solutions.

00:29:02.880 But taking away guns from law-abiding citizens, to me, makes so little sense.

00:29:09.320 I mean, these guys that walk into, you know, Walmarts or churches and shoot people and murder people

00:29:16.400 are not going to follow any gun law just defies common sense.

00:29:20.860 Right.

00:29:21.220 And it's not—we're not looking into—I don't know if you've seen that series on Netflix, Mindhunter,

00:29:29.440 but it's about the FBI guys that originally went in and said,

00:29:32.660 hey, we need to talk to these serial killers.

00:29:35.660 And everybody said, why?

00:29:37.380 No, you're just trying to excuse them.

00:29:38.900 No, we're trying to understand them so we can predict.

00:29:42.540 Nobody's talking about actually what's happening in the lives of these kids.

00:29:47.760 They're just saying, take the guns away.

00:29:49.000 Take the guns away.

00:29:50.000 Wait a minute.

00:29:50.600 We should be looking at what is causing this.

00:29:54.720 These guns have been around for decades, and we didn't have this problem.

00:29:59.320 So what is causing it?

00:30:01.740 No, I think that's a great point, and I think that's something—we ought to be doing research on these people.

00:30:07.820 We ought to be looking at countries that have dealt with this issue.

00:30:11.440 We ought to be looking at maybe even states that have been more successful and find out what is actually working where

00:30:17.800 and try to not reinvent the wheel but try to follow practices that help us.

00:30:23.980 Look, we're in a world that's not perfect, and there's always going to be evil people,

00:30:28.880 and there have been since the beginning of time.

00:30:31.060 We're not going to be able to perfectly stop this.

00:30:32.820 But if we put people in a position, say, in the Walmart in my state, had there been somebody with a weapon,

00:30:40.000 apparently there was a guy throwing Coke cans at them to slow them down, and you got shot twice.

00:30:43.960 But Coke cans are not going to slow a shooter down too much.

00:30:46.900 So had there been somebody that could have reacted more quickly, we could have saved lots of lives.

00:30:52.360 Ken, thank you so much.

00:30:53.900 My best to the governor, and keep up the good work.

00:31:00.060 God bless.

00:31:00.420 Thanks, Glenn.

00:31:00.800 I appreciate you having me on.

00:31:01.640 You bet.

00:31:02.160 Ken Paxton, attorney general of the great state of Texas.

00:31:06.160 That guy is relentless.

00:31:09.120 Ah, they both are.

00:31:10.120 Yeah, just relentless.

00:31:11.180 They're great.

00:31:11.780 Had you heard the story of the guy that threw Coke cans at him?

00:31:14.540 Oh, you didn't know that?

00:31:15.160 I didn't hear that.

00:31:15.900 Oh, yeah.

00:31:16.760 I mean, that's what you're told to do all the time, is throw things at him.

00:31:19.420 Yeah, and the guy got shot.

00:31:20.220 He does, and he gets shot.

00:31:21.400 Right.

00:31:21.900 Instead, if he would have not had a Coke can, if he could have just reached behind his back and pulled out a gun, 0.99

00:31:29.820 he could have shot the guy. 0.99

00:31:31.260 Right.

00:31:31.500 I mean, that's what people just don't understand, and they think, because in the 70s we went to this first responder mentality, that that's something that came into the 1970s.

00:31:42.800 Wait for the first responders.

00:31:44.160 No.

00:31:44.440 Americans always knew.

00:31:47.080 You had to take care of it yourself if you could.

00:31:49.040 You were the first responder.

00:31:50.660 You had a responsibility.

00:31:53.440 You know, you didn't wait on the plane for them to crash into the Capitol or the Pentagon or the White House.

00:32:00.900 They were the first responders, and you got to do what you can do.

00:32:06.000 That guy was a first responder.

00:32:07.820 He was just ill-armed and outmatched.

00:32:10.740 And people just, they don't trust people with guns.

00:32:15.900 They don't trust guns.

00:32:17.460 They see a gun, and so many people freak out.

00:32:20.220 It's a gun, man.

00:32:21.260 It's laying on the desk or it's, you know, wherever, and it's all secure, but they freak out.

00:32:26.420 I don't even want to touch it.

00:32:28.360 Mm-hmm.

00:32:28.900 Okay, a healthy fear of a firearm is good.

00:32:32.900 That's not a healthy fear.

00:32:35.800 Oh, I don't, can you move that gun?

00:32:37.460 That's not a healthy fear.

00:32:40.740 This is the best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:32:54.820 You are about to meet an endangered species, a comedian without a filter.

00:33:02.120 We're hoping he continues to have one on this program.

00:33:06.240 Welcome, Nick DiPaolo.

00:33:07.780 He is the host of the Nick DiPaolo Show.

00:33:09.460 And you can find that at nickdip.com, nickdip.com.

00:33:14.180 His show airs every day, 11 a.m. Eastern.

00:33:17.460 Welcome, Nick.

00:33:18.340 How are you?

00:33:19.400 Good.

00:33:19.800 How are you doing, Glenn?

00:33:20.660 Oh, my God.

00:33:21.180 A sad day today.

00:33:21.820 A sad day?

00:33:22.980 Yeah, I fired my life coach.

00:33:25.000 You did.

00:33:27.460 He said, why are you firing me?

00:33:28.440 I said, look, you're like 40 games under 500.

00:33:30.700 Look at my career.

00:33:31.520 Right.

00:33:32.020 All right.

00:33:32.720 Yeah.

00:33:32.940 How are you doing with smoking?

00:33:34.520 I know that because you were vaping for a while, right?

00:33:37.240 To stop smoking.

00:33:39.060 Yeah.

00:33:39.660 Yeah.

00:33:40.080 My friends kept saying, you know, why don't you try all those e-cigarettes? 0.99

00:33:44.340 And I'm like, well, I'd look more manly with a sex toy in my mouth. 0.99

00:33:47.160 That's why I don't want to do that. 0.99

00:33:49.540 Who wants a cigarette with steam coming off the end of it?

00:33:52.180 What am I going to do?

00:33:52.740 Your vegetables later?

00:33:53.980 Hey, Bill, is that a wrinkle in your pants?

00:33:57.080 But, yeah, I'm doing both now.

00:33:58.680 I don't know which one's more harmful.

00:34:00.380 So, now I'm doing both.

00:34:03.060 It's not supposed to go that way, Nick.

00:34:04.520 I don't know if you know that.

00:34:05.820 It's supposed to be, yeah, you vape and then you stop vaping.

00:34:11.560 But they're trying to scare.

00:34:12.700 Well, the new thing, the new campaign as far as smoking is sitting is the new smoking, Glenn.

00:34:17.900 I don't know if you know that.

00:34:19.260 In other words, sitting is as bad for you as smoking.

00:34:21.700 If that's true, Stephen Hawking would have died 30 years ago.

00:34:25.960 This guy must have been a three-count-a-day guy.

00:34:29.900 I found a new black hole in my cup of lung.

00:34:37.460 Nick, go ahead.

00:34:39.900 I enjoy a good smoke.

00:34:42.740 And I just started smoking a year and a half ago.

00:34:46.440 And my friend's like, why would you start at this age?

00:34:48.860 I said, why would you start in your 20s?

00:34:50.460 If you'd have cancer in your 40s, I'm timing it out.

00:34:54.520 If a doctor tells me I have cancer in 25 years, I'm going to kiss him on the forehead.

00:34:59.520 Do you see many happy 80-year-old guys out there?

00:35:02.420 They all have that look on their face.

00:35:03.800 I wish I smoked when I was a kid.

00:35:05.960 So, do you have a problem with the whole stop the vaping thing?

00:35:10.860 I mean, these kids that are dying from it are not doing anything legal.

00:35:14.360 They're not buying the actual vaping products.

00:35:18.340 They're doing something illegal.

00:35:20.560 Well, yeah.

00:35:21.040 I mean, if you put heroin into a bong, I'm pretty sure it's going to hurt you.

00:35:24.420 You know what I mean?

00:35:24.960 Right.

00:35:26.000 Exactly right.

00:35:27.500 And by the way, the flavors are delicious.

00:35:29.440 And leave the kids alone. 1.00

00:35:31.300 Vanilla, root beer.

00:35:32.280 I mean, I don't even eat dessert anymore.

00:35:34.680 I just vape after I am a fork.

00:35:37.640 You know, Nick, there's a couple of stories that I'd like to get your take on.

00:35:41.720 First, Shane Gillis.

00:35:43.720 He's the guy who was hired by Saturday Night Live.

00:35:47.360 Then they found a video, two videos of him, you know, hanging out on this podcast with his friend.

00:35:52.760 And just saying, quote, vile things, end quote.

00:35:56.680 Right.

00:35:57.580 What are your thoughts?

00:35:57.960 Yeah, well, it's funny.

00:35:59.660 I direct messaged him on Twitter.

00:36:02.360 And I said, look, I don't know you.

00:36:03.940 I don't know your material.

00:36:05.220 But that's not the point.

00:36:06.540 Keep your chin up.

00:36:07.340 This is about free speech.

00:36:08.960 And then he emailed me back.

00:36:11.400 And he said, well, I opened it for you in a comedy club in McGoobie's in Baltimore two years ago.

00:36:17.700 In McGoobie's?

00:36:18.980 No memory.

00:36:19.820 That's the name of it, McGoobie's.

00:36:21.240 Yeah.

00:36:21.400 I think I did that with the skid marks in Buffalo.

00:36:24.100 But my take on that is it's typical NBC, typical Lorne Michaels, typical SNL. 0.99

00:36:33.560 They're the biggest hypocrites in the world. 0.90

00:36:35.540 They have Alec Baldwin on there for the last two years. 0.99

00:36:38.400 Every minute is Alec Baldwin. 0.99

00:36:40.260 This guy, Alec Baldwin, actually called a black journalist a coon and a crackhead. 0.98

00:36:44.800 Yet he still does the show. 1.00

00:36:46.160 So they I bring up Tracy Morgan, who when his wife was pregnant, said, if I have a son and it's gay, I'm going to kill it. 0.99

00:36:53.920 He hosted the show within the last year. 0.97

00:36:56.820 And now they're going to have Eddie Murphy on December 21st.

00:37:00.460 And nobody has made the word more popular than Eddie Murphy's albums. 0.99

00:37:04.500 So they're complete hypocrites. 0.95

00:37:06.840 The only thing Shane Gillis could be guilty of is being unoriginal. 0.98

00:37:10.540 But it was on a podcast that 11 people are going to hear.

00:37:13.900 And again, I'm going to say this again.

00:37:15.760 Please don't make it.

00:37:16.700 Don't make it the second F word.

00:37:18.620 Don't say that one again.

00:37:19.700 But go ahead.

00:37:20.920 I say that for.

00:37:21.980 Yeah, you did.

00:37:22.620 The second F word, not the real F word.

00:37:25.220 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:37:26.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:27.220 Sorry.

00:37:27.560 That's all right.

00:37:28.460 Even in context.

00:37:30.060 I know.

00:37:30.860 I know.

00:37:31.360 I know.

00:37:32.000 My point is it was an easy call for NBC because he's a straight white Irish guy.

00:37:38.660 So it's a no brainer. 0.88

00:37:40.180 I don't want to hear anymore how how fearless black gay women comedian are. 1.00

00:37:47.560 Political correctness does not get them canned. 0.69

00:37:50.480 Chappelle will be just fine.

00:37:51.700 And he's a hero of mine, by the way, and he should be.

00:37:54.260 But but there's only the truly edgy comics, all the white guys, 57.

00:37:59.400 I love how you referred to my special as a train wreck.

00:38:01.940 Well, there's a ringing in the noise that it's like watching a train.

00:38:06.360 It's very, very funny, but it is like watching.

00:38:09.800 You just know somebody's going to die in the end.

00:38:13.960 My nickname is Amtrak.

00:38:15.980 So you weren't that far off, to be honest.

00:38:18.900 You know, but just people get that straight.

00:38:21.700 OK, and I appreciate you bringing up Jon Stewart, who loves me.

00:38:25.840 Yeah.

00:38:26.020 And I have a bunch of liberal comics who love me.

00:38:29.200 So what I'm saying isn't stuck in 1970.

00:38:31.880 This is how people talked in 2016 when they voted for Trump.

00:38:35.560 I will continue to do so until Google knocks on my door and then they will have a showdown

00:38:40.820 with my guns.

00:38:41.560 But do you know anybody else, Nick, that does what you do?

00:38:44.140 Do you know anybody else that has just not batted an eye at what everybody is saying?

00:38:51.580 You can and can't say.

00:38:53.520 Yes, there's an 85-year-old Gambino member.

00:38:57.220 Yes, exactly right.

00:38:59.600 Exactly right.

00:39:01.080 I don't watch other comics, so you might be right.

00:39:04.900 By the way, I just saw Mitch McConnell on TV.

00:39:07.020 Somebody should have put an amber alert out for his chin.

00:39:12.140 Thank you.

00:39:13.220 Thank you.

00:39:14.060 Let me go back to Eddie Murphy for a second.

00:39:16.940 What happened to that guy?

00:39:18.700 He was like everywhere and then gone.

00:39:22.640 I don't know.

00:39:24.120 Maybe, maybe, maybe I was wrong.

00:39:26.600 Maybe some of the homophobic stuff caught up to him.

00:39:30.260 I don't know.

00:39:30.940 But he made zillions of dollars and he's hosting.

00:39:33.960 And like I said, there's a double standard there that makes me sick.

00:39:36.740 But he saved SNL.

00:39:38.840 Lorne Michaels, I'll tell you, when it was really in the dumps, the sixth season, Lorne

00:39:43.000 Michael had quit himself.

00:39:44.520 That's how bad it was.

00:39:45.380 And they hired Eddie Murphy.

00:39:47.400 So, you know, they said he saved the show.

00:39:50.120 Then he did some bad movies where he was talking to animals and stuff.

00:39:53.960 No, that was bad.

00:39:54.700 That was, yeah, that was not.

00:39:56.500 He's reading the same scripts as Robert De Niro, apparently.

00:39:59.800 So let me, let me ask you this.

00:40:02.100 How, how psychologically difficult is it to be Eddie Murphy and then Eddie Murphy

00:40:10.020 today and think about a, I mean, a comeback?

00:40:13.100 I don't know if it's that.

00:40:18.840 He's super, super famous. 0.84

00:40:20.480 And again, he's black and he's rich. 0.94

00:40:22.500 I don't know if it's that.

00:40:24.320 Can I just say this about Eddie Murphy?

00:40:25.800 I got another thing to tell you.

00:40:26.840 I don't know.

00:40:27.620 I don't know if you can say it.

00:40:29.820 If you're asking if you could say it because you're not sure, I think the answer should

00:40:33.680 be no.

00:40:34.720 No, no, no, no, no.

00:40:35.960 This proves that I have street cred.

00:40:39.180 Reddit, I'm sure you're familiar with Reddit.

00:40:41.020 Somebody, Chris Rock posted something and somebody put it on Reddit.

00:40:44.580 Chris Rock is being interviewed.

00:40:45.660 And he said, there's a white guy out there who I absolutely love.

00:40:50.160 And he says, me and Arsenio Hall love this guy. 0.97

00:40:54.400 Definitely a racist.

00:40:55.820 So I see this thing and I, I call Chris Rock.

00:40:59.960 I go, what are you talking about me? 0.95

00:41:01.600 And he goes, damn straight to follow. 0.97

00:41:02.980 He goes, but it gets better. 0.98

00:41:07.160 He goes, you know where we were?

00:41:08.500 He says, we were, we were at, uh, he was at, um, Eddie Murphy's house or Arsenio Hall's

00:41:15.200 house.

00:41:15.460 Jamie Foxx was there and a couple other famous black comics who said they absolutely love me. 0.87

00:41:22.600 So I don't know, you know, but they also say you're a racist.

00:41:26.920 Isn't that a little disturbing?

00:41:29.040 No, cause it's coming out of them.

00:41:30.960 Do you really think they like white people?

00:41:32.540 Well, come on, let's be honest.

00:41:36.020 That's why Chris Rock loved me.

00:41:37.580 I'm not crazy about you either, man.

00:41:41.520 You know, I used to bring up ideas and pitch meetings. 0.56

00:41:45.420 I'd have 11 black people staring at me.

00:41:49.660 But I absolutely love Chris Rock.

00:41:52.420 And that was my favorite job.

00:41:53.760 And the point is, I get famous black people who are rich and famous and the comedians who

00:41:59.580 absolutely love me for the same reason you do.

00:42:03.400 Um, let me, uh, let me, uh, let me, let me switch, uh, subjects.

00:42:09.740 I've got time for one more thing that I, I'd love to hear your opinion on.

00:42:13.880 There's a story out today that is slightly different, but it, somebody called me about a month ago and said, Hey, you know, these emotional support

00:42:22.860 animals, you know, wait until they put horses on, uh, aircrafts.

00:42:26.520 And I said, don't laugh.

00:42:27.700 That's about to happen.

00:42:29.020 And it did where this woman brought an emotional support pony. 1.00

00:42:33.600 And she didn't have to buy the extra seat.

00:42:37.140 The person sitting next to her had the pony face on their lap the whole time, which is you're, if you're fat, you got to buy two seats.

00:42:44.340 The pony gets on.

00:42:45.940 No, not a problem.

00:42:47.560 There's a, you're right.

00:42:48.220 I've sat, I've sat next to people that are bigger than Shetland ponies.

00:42:52.360 So I don't know how this, but, but, uh, but this emotional support that I saw a woman on my last flight, two people had emotional support cats.

00:43:02.260 Okay.

00:43:02.860 Can you name another animal on a planet that's more, uh, emotionally detached?

00:43:07.900 Yeah.

00:43:08.520 More emotionally unavailable than a cat.

00:43:13.500 You could be committing suicide on your kitchen floor and the cat would walk through your blood to make sure there was some meow.

00:43:18.920 Are you kidding me?

00:43:23.280 An emotional support cat has three emotional support monkeys and the neighbors dangerous.

00:43:30.280 Usually I I'm not a litigious guy.

00:43:32.660 They want to sue her.

00:43:33.520 I'm with the neighbors.

00:43:34.720 I am scared of those monkeys.

00:43:37.240 I did.

00:43:37.680 Okay.

00:43:37.860 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:43:39.220 Let me give the story.

00:43:40.720 A Missouri woman is fighting to keep three monkeys.

00:43:43.760 She says, help her cope with her post-traumatic stress disorder.

00:43:47.180 After her neighbors have expressed concern that her monkeys are dangerous.

00:43:51.820 Uh, I believe in the rule of law, if they're considered a dangerous animal can carry something as nasty as hepatitis, they shouldn't be here.

00:43:58.520 Um, she says this is the only thing that helps her through her day or the three emotional support monkeys.

00:44:07.320 Yes.

00:44:08.460 Um, I am just, I am frightened of monkeys.

00:44:11.900 I mean, after that thing in Connecticut, remember that lady's face?

00:44:14.920 I live there.

00:44:15.960 I live there.

00:44:16.900 This woman, uh, they, you're my, no, they weren't my monkeys. 1.00

00:44:20.660 I wish they were my monkeys, but I would have selectively targeted.

00:44:24.040 Um, so this woman had a monkey, it gets out. 1.00

00:44:27.980 It was a chimp gets out, tears the face off of this, this neighbor woman literally tears her face off. 1.00

00:44:35.940 She is so badly damaged. 0.60

00:44:39.200 She's had to have surgery after surgery after surgery. 1.00

00:44:41.900 And she still, uh, is, oh yeah.

00:44:45.620 She looked like, she looks like a football that Tom Brady let the air of. 0.99

00:44:49.340 I just saw a picture of her.

00:44:51.500 It's, it's horrible. 0.99

00:44:53.020 But let me say, if you're relying on a monkey, an animal that's known for chronic masturbation and flinging feces at each other, you get bigger problems than your neighbor. 0.99

00:45:01.820 Nick DiPaolo, thank you so much. 0.99

00:45:06.260 Nick DiPaolo from nickdip.com.

00:45:09.020 He's got a podcast every day you can listen to.

00:45:11.420 He is, he is very politically incorrect.

00:45:14.920 Uh, but, uh, well, I think he would say, but black people love him.

00:45:22.420 This is the best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:45:24.840 Hey, it's Glenn.

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00:45:39.480 All right.

00:45:39.800 Welcome back to the, uh, Glenn Beck program.

00:45:42.060 Glenn.

00:45:43.020 Hey.

00:45:43.380 Hello.

00:45:43.920 All right, Glenn.

00:45:44.680 Yes.

00:45:45.020 Hello.

00:45:45.640 Yeah.

00:45:45.840 Hi, this is Mohammed Ibn al-Hasan al-Mahdi here.

00:45:49.640 You know, the 12th Imam you've been talking about.

00:45:52.280 You're the 12th Imam. 1.00

00:45:53.180 Right.

00:45:53.780 Look, I'm just channeling myself into your frequency right now because, uh, frankly, I'm

00:45:59.640 sick of all your lies.

00:46:01.240 You're sick of the, you're the 12th Imam and you're, you're contacting us from the well. 1.00

00:46:05.660 Yes.

00:46:05.960 I'm channeling myself.

00:46:07.480 Uh, I have that power.

00:46:08.900 Right.

00:46:09.100 As the 12th Imam. 0.97

00:46:09.820 By the way, can I just clear something up here?

00:46:12.020 Yes.

00:46:12.420 I am not the 12th Imam in those photos with Ilan Omar and her dad.

00:46:18.900 Right.

00:46:19.120 That's not.

00:46:19.780 It's just a coincidence.

00:46:20.640 It's a coincidence.

00:46:21.480 I'm pictured with her and her dad.

00:46:23.460 That's just a guy whose nickname is the 12th Imam. 0.81

00:46:27.180 Right.

00:46:27.540 That's all that is.

00:46:28.620 Okay.

00:46:29.020 All right.

00:46:29.320 Good.

00:46:29.620 Thank you.

00:46:29.800 Still, listen, I heard you with that DiPaolo guy.

00:46:32.160 Yes.

00:46:32.340 Well, you got to stop that.

00:46:33.840 Right.

00:46:34.020 You can't have him on anymore.

00:46:36.120 You don't like Nick DiPaolo.

00:46:37.680 No.

00:46:37.700 Because if you don't, I mean, I, look, I don't like to make threats, but your blood will 1.00

00:46:41.360 run like the river Nile in the streets and buzzards will pick at your disgusting fat carcass. 1.00

00:46:46.880 All right. 1.00

00:46:47.100 Thank you.

00:46:47.680 I appreciate that.

00:46:48.840 We'll take that under advisement.

00:46:50.620 So, uh, so you've been in the well for, uh, for a while now.

00:46:55.420 Yeah.

00:46:55.620 And you are the 12th.

00:46:56.700 Right.

00:46:57.040 I don't know.

00:46:57.460 Not that I know there's a difference between the other.

00:46:59.840 No, I, I, I, uh, let me tell you the story if I could.

00:47:03.860 All right.

00:47:04.540 Keep it short.

00:47:05.260 Uh, because I was in, I'm in that well in Samaria that I fell into back when I was four 0.99

00:47:10.500 years old.

00:47:11.080 You fell in four years old.

00:47:12.020 Just kidding.

00:47:12.600 No, I, I'm the 12th Imam.

00:47:14.080 I don't fall.

00:47:14.940 Right.

00:47:15.200 Okay.

00:47:15.420 A lot of people don't know this.

00:47:16.660 My mom actually put me down the well. 0.97

00:47:19.260 Your mom put you in the well.

00:47:20.500 I still remember that beautiful morning when she said to me, sweetie, you'll be safe down here.

00:47:24.520 I'll be right back.

00:47:25.580 Right.

00:47:25.840 Pull you back up.

00:47:26.600 Right.

00:47:27.200 And she gave me a tuna fish sandwich and a falafel and she lowered me down.

00:47:31.340 I've been there ever since.

00:47:32.700 You really, that year was, uh, it was back in 873, 873 and you, and you've survived this

00:47:38.900 whole time on that tuna fish sandwich and falafel.

00:47:42.100 Yeah.

00:47:42.480 I, I've just been pacing myself, you know, little bites at a time.

00:47:45.500 Right.

00:47:46.100 Uh, but look, safety first, the tuna fish sandwich has not been in the sun.

00:47:49.540 Okay.

00:47:50.040 All right.

00:47:50.400 So it's, uh, so it's good.

00:47:52.100 All right.

00:47:52.720 So, uh, so, so what have you been working on that whole time?

00:47:55.720 Oh, I, I, I've been doing a lot of stuff down here.

00:47:58.140 I've been working on free universal Fidel healthcare.

00:48:01.240 Infidel healthcare. 1.00

00:48:02.080 Yes.

00:48:02.500 I didn't, uh, I didn't, uh, that's, it's shocking that you're aware of.

00:48:06.100 Well, I'm aware of virtually everything.

00:48:08.700 Right.

00:48:08.900 Uh, I am the 12th mom after all.

00:48:10.560 Well, yes. 0.93

00:48:11.040 But the universal infidel healthcare includes, let's say you have a brain tumor. 0.97

00:48:15.180 Yeah.

00:48:15.420 Okay. 1.00

00:48:15.640 And we cure that by cutting your head off. 1.00

00:48:17.460 Okay. 0.99

00:48:17.980 Uh, like what if you have combination skin or the heartbreak of psoriasis?

00:48:21.600 Right. 0.99

00:48:21.980 You can just, you can cut your head off. 1.00

00:48:22.940 You cut, you do the. 0.62

00:48:23.660 Now, women's birth control healthcare is a little bit different. 1.00

00:48:26.840 Okay. 1.00

00:48:26.980 First we flog you and then we cut your head off. 1.00

00:48:30.380 All right. 1.00

00:48:30.760 Okay.

00:48:30.980 So that sounds, you know, like, uh, something that, you know, um, is interesting, uh, for

00:48:36.140 the middle East.

00:48:36.980 It's really, so you're going to come back out of the well and you're going to introduce

00:48:40.580 universal healthcare.

00:48:41.980 Is that, I mean, yes.

00:48:43.300 Among other things.

00:48:44.320 I didn't, I mean, I didn't know that you were up to speed on what, what's, well, here's 0.90

00:48:48.780 the thing, uh, back in 07, uh, some clumsy moron dropped an iPhone down here. 0.90

00:48:55.020 Right. 0.92

00:48:55.220 And, uh, so I've been able to follow along with some of the stuff that's been going on.

00:48:59.100 Really?

00:48:59.660 Yeah.

00:48:59.860 Following the 12th, the mom, you can speak to me from the well.

00:49:03.560 Am I not doing that right now?

00:49:05.120 Yeah.

00:49:05.360 But not on this.

00:49:06.360 Do you not understand?

00:49:06.900 Well, I just think it's amazing.

00:49:08.220 And then now you're watching us on a, on a cell phone.

00:49:11.360 Well, I am.

00:49:11.620 And I've been very interested in your, uh, in your election campaign.

00:49:14.740 He's a, I'm a big supporter of a lot of those candidates who are running for president

00:49:19.200 right now in America.

00:49:20.220 Really?

00:49:20.740 Like, uh, like, uh, who you, who you a big fan of?

00:49:23.380 I'm loving that Beto guy.

00:49:24.900 Yeah.

00:49:25.340 Yeah.

00:49:25.760 I, you know what I think he should do.

00:49:27.300 I think he should.

00:49:28.740 Hell yes. 0.97

00:49:29.400 He should take your guns.

00:49:30.940 Right.

00:49:31.280 And he shouldn't stop at AR-15s and AK-47s.

00:49:34.220 He should take them all.

00:49:35.580 Yeah.

00:49:35.840 Take them all.

00:49:36.480 That would be good for America. 0.72

00:49:37.700 That'd be great for America.

00:49:38.960 You'd be a lot safer.

00:49:40.360 Right.

00:49:41.020 You'd be a lot safer.

00:49:42.020 Would we?

00:49:42.500 Would we?

00:49:42.700 Wow.

00:49:43.020 Okay.

00:49:43.220 And that's coming right from, so is this, this kind of like spiritual advice from the

00:49:47.160 12th of month?

00:49:47.720 Yes.

00:49:47.880 It's exactly like spiritual advice.

00:49:49.620 Have you talked to, have you talked to Beto or anybody here in Texas about giving up their

00:49:53.660 gun?

00:49:53.760 Not yet.

00:49:54.240 I don't have very good cell coverage out here.

00:49:56.060 Right.

00:49:56.180 So, uh, you know, but I've been trying to get ahold of you for a long time.

00:50:00.220 Really?

00:50:00.700 My imam powers are fading a bit.

00:50:02.960 Yeah.

00:50:03.420 Yeah.

00:50:03.720 Uh, but you got this whole thing on Iran wrong.

00:50:06.640 Really?

00:50:07.080 Yeah.

00:50:07.300 You really do.

00:50:07.940 So wait a minute.

00:50:08.680 So the, the mullahs are not just the, the, that you don't have to worry about them trying 0.99

00:50:14.280 to bring you back.

00:50:15.600 Right. 0.87

00:50:16.260 And, uh, and wash the world in blood. 0.85

00:50:18.460 Uh, exactly.

00:50:20.100 Okay.

00:50:20.380 The mullahs, mullahs one through six, uh, the imams one through six, uh, they, uh, they 1.00

00:50:30.220 were, uh, they were working on some things that didn't really work out. 0.99

00:50:33.540 So I, I had to kill all six of them. 0.93

00:50:35.740 I don't think that's what happened to them, but yeah, a lot of people don't know that 0.98

00:50:40.660 story, but they do.

00:50:42.320 All right.

00:50:42.620 Anyway, look, I've gotten a little bit bored lately.

00:50:45.640 So the other day I channeled into the Iranians and I said, Hey, it's 12 here. 0.90

00:50:51.160 It's time to start attacking the Israelis. 1.00

00:50:53.820 Wait, did you call them on the phone or through this panelist channeling?

00:50:57.360 Well, I wasn't getting, I only had one bar at the time, so I had to channel.

00:51:00.800 All right.

00:51:01.280 Okay.

00:51:01.600 But just that at the worst possible moment, my channel cut off.

00:51:05.440 Right.

00:51:05.900 And instead of Israelis, I guess they thought I said Saudi Saudis.

00:51:10.900 Well, next thing, you know, right.

00:51:12.700 Oh, Jeb's a millionaire.

00:51:14.560 You're just kidding.

00:51:15.520 That was a little cultural blast from the past there.

00:51:17.780 Yeah.

00:51:18.040 Cultural appropriation.

00:51:19.440 Right.

00:51:20.000 Exactly.

00:51:20.500 I'm saying just a friendly reminder for you though.

00:51:23.000 I am climbing out of this well pretty soon.

00:51:25.500 Right. 0.97

00:51:25.860 And, uh, when I do, of course, I'll be killing 70 to 80% of the world population. 0.97

00:51:29.440 Okay. 0.97

00:51:30.220 All right.

00:51:30.640 Thank you.

00:51:31.120 Uh, thank you very much.

00:51:32.720 I appreciate it.

00:51:33.560 That is the 12th, the mom.

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The Glenn Beck Program - September 18, 2019

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