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00:00:00.000 Hello, America. Well, here it is, our podcast for Valentine's Day.

00:00:04.580 Show's kind of a mixture of love and hate.

00:00:07.900 Hate the things going on in Washington.

00:00:10.460 Love the things that are happening to our listeners.

00:00:14.060 Oh, it's Valentine's Day.

00:00:15.700 Coming together.

00:00:16.460 And we're seeing couples come together as part of a couple of the year celebration we do every year.

00:00:21.220 And I think we all know that any good relationship is based in lies.

00:00:24.200 And that's why we have our couple of the year, which is a total and complete sham.

00:00:30.340 It's really made for people who didn't get reservations, didn't buy a car, didn't do something, and now is in hot water.

00:00:41.500 We tried to bail them out, and I think it's rather touching and beautiful.

00:00:46.280 So we have that and so much more, including Andrew Heaton and our hatred for Washington.

00:00:53.180 All on today's podcast.

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00:02:30.820 So is Sarah with us?

00:02:34.280 Are you back today, Sarah?

00:02:36.160 Okay, good, because this is a complex show.

00:02:39.920 A very special episode.

00:02:41.040 Very special episode.

00:02:42.220 At the end, we're going to adopt a new neighbor child, but this is a special episode for Valentine's Day, and what we're doing is we're pulling guys' butts out of the fire.

00:02:54.340 Now, we are not here to make excuses for you, even though I think some men might have really tried, and just something happened, and we understand that.

00:03:04.020 Well, how do you know that?

00:03:04.900 Do you know of anyone?

00:03:05.440 I don't think we need to get into that, but we're not here to save you on anything.

00:03:11.140 You're still going to have to pay for everything.

00:03:13.140 You're still going to have to make all the things.

00:03:14.780 We're just buying you time.

00:03:16.360 Yeah, so the idea is here, if you are waking up this morning, realizing it's Valentine's Day, and saying, holy crap, I have no reservation, there's no way I'm going to get decent flowers at this point, what am I going to do?

00:03:30.660 We here at the Glenn Beck Program have a temporary solution for you.

00:03:36.420 This doesn't get you out of treating your spouse or girlfriend nicely.

00:03:39.960 And I warn you, if your spouse or girlfriend listens to this show. 0.99

00:03:45.300 Oh, you're screwed. 1.00

00:03:46.000 You are doomed. 1.00

00:03:47.400 Yes.

00:03:47.820 You're doomed.

00:03:48.680 Do not try to take advantage of this if they listen to this show.

00:03:51.180 Rye, we don't want you to mention the local radio station you're on, where this is going to be the Big Frog 110 FM, so she cannot find it later, because you're doomed.

00:04:02.180 Literally, we have experience with this.

00:04:04.840 But if you know she doesn't listen, this is going to be your get-out-of-jail-free-for-a-few-days card.

00:04:12.740 Right.

00:04:13.540 So, if you're interested in this, and you realize you're in this situation, you can call now, 888-727-BECK.

00:04:21.180 You're going to listen to how this works here in just a moment, as we have our first caller lined up, that brought in from Social Network last night.

00:04:27.500 The idea here is, because of a contest you entered, and you have now won, we are asking you to delay your Valentine's Day plans.

00:04:40.940 Because we screwed up.

00:04:42.160 Because we screwed up.

00:04:42.800 It's our fault.

00:04:43.860 And you have been named the couple of the year because of a romantic letter you have written.

00:04:48.680 Can I see the background here?

00:04:50.020 Show the background, because we're going to make the whole studio look different here when they're on the phone, so they can clip it.

00:04:55.760 And you can, okay, so go to the Valentine's couple of the year background.

00:04:59.300 Can you do that?

00:05:00.500 This is one of the reasons why you need the blaze.

00:05:02.180 Today, it should be really good.

00:05:03.540 This is the day to subscribe.

00:05:04.540 Okay, couple of the year.

00:05:05.580 Couple of the year.

00:05:06.440 There it is.

00:05:07.120 Oh, and it looks so good, doesn't it?

00:05:08.460 Right.

00:05:08.760 So, you win this magical couple of the year because of this heartfelt letter you wrote.

00:05:12.400 Now, we'll help you through that letter, because we've done this many times, and we have a scientific way of knowing how this will work.

00:05:18.880 There's very specific things you have to do.

00:05:20.380 We'll walk you through them.

00:05:21.460 You have to answer a few questions, and we will get you through this.

00:05:24.400 When you win the couple of the year, of course, your wife thinks you're so thoughtful, which you obviously are not if you're in this situation.

00:05:31.160 Well, you might have been.

00:05:32.440 There just might have been some extenuating circumstances.

00:05:35.340 Let's not get into it now.

00:05:36.780 Keep bringing that up.

00:05:37.260 We don't need to talk about it.

00:05:38.500 I'm just sticking up for some guys who may not be dirtbags.

00:05:41.660 Right.

00:05:42.400 And so, obviously, when your wife thinks you're that thoughtful, she'll be thrilled to say, you know what?

00:05:47.920 Let's delay the plans that my husband had already made.

00:05:50.640 But you better make good on it. 0.93

00:05:51.840 But then you have to make good on it next week, or you're totally dead.

00:05:54.480 Yeah.

00:05:54.660 Okay.

00:05:55.060 So, let me go to James.

00:05:56.200 He's in North Carolina, and we have a form letter that he has to fill out, and then we'll call his spouse.

00:06:04.960 It is, James, it is your wife?

00:06:08.080 Yes, sir.

00:06:08.740 How long have you been married?

00:06:10.740 Ten years.

00:06:11.660 Ten years.

00:06:13.100 Have you ever missed a Valentine's Day before?

00:06:16.380 No, sir.

00:06:17.000 Have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary?

00:06:19.940 No, sir.

00:06:22.360 Okay.

00:06:23.240 All right.

00:06:23.540 So, this is the type of person you're talking about.

00:06:25.160 Yes.

00:06:25.520 Maybe not a bad guy.

00:06:26.940 Yes.

00:06:27.400 Extenuating circumstances.

00:06:27.900 What's your excuse for missing Valentine's Day this year?

00:06:32.520 Well, I was in Indiana.

00:06:34.880 So, they don't have stores in Indiana or phones or the internet?

00:06:38.240 What's the...

00:06:38.580 You were the girlfriend.

00:06:40.160 What were you doing in Indiana?

00:06:41.920 What...

00:06:42.400 I was working.

00:06:43.440 You were working in Indiana.

00:06:44.440 I worked for the railroad.

00:06:45.740 Yes, sir.

00:06:46.220 Oh, you work on the railroad.

00:06:47.220 So, okay.

00:06:47.900 All right.

00:06:48.480 So, you have a pretty good excuse.

00:06:50.020 Okay.

00:06:50.300 The reason why we...

00:06:51.160 This is not an out-of-control wildfire.

00:06:54.680 I don't know why they have the wildfires behind me.

00:06:57.860 The...

00:06:58.380 James, the reason why we ask is because the more...

00:07:03.520 The lazier you've been, the longer you have to wait for the last line.

00:07:08.620 So, you have not been lazy.

00:07:10.280 You just made a...

00:07:11.140 You know, you just had a situation arise.

00:07:13.460 So, we have this theory that the longer you wait between...

00:07:18.840 What's your wife's name? 0.99

00:07:21.040 Aaron.

00:07:22.020 Aaron.

00:07:22.860 Okay.

00:07:23.460 The longer you wait between the name Aaron and I Love You, the more powerful it is.

00:07:31.600 But the harder it is because it's so powerful.

00:07:34.420 So, you are just going to have to wait for five seconds at the end.

00:07:37.680 And I want you to count it out.

00:07:38.760 I want you to say, when I say, hey, is there anything, James, you want to say before we

00:07:42.380 hang up?

00:07:43.000 And you just say, yes, Glenn.

00:07:45.240 Thank you.

00:07:46.340 Aaron.

00:07:47.000 And then in your head, don't out loud.

00:07:49.140 In your head, one, two, three, four, five.

00:07:54.980 I love you.

00:07:56.620 Okay?

00:07:57.160 You want to practice that?

00:07:57.820 That will hit her hard.

00:07:58.500 That will hit her hard.

00:07:59.560 Yeah.

00:08:00.780 You got it?

00:08:01.460 Now, we will say, too, if you go too soon, if you...

00:08:04.680 If she... 0.95

00:08:05.480 Because she may very... 0.74

00:08:06.240 What?

00:08:06.640 What is it, honey?

00:08:07.320 What is it?

00:08:07.820 You can't respond.

00:08:08.620 You got to wait the full five seconds.

00:08:10.020 If you go too soon, we're going to blow it for you.

00:08:12.140 We're going to just tell her.

00:08:13.220 And it won't work.

00:08:14.160 It will be bad for you. 1.00

00:08:15.260 You're totally screwed. 0.99

00:08:16.280 So, you have to make sure you wait that five seconds. 1.00

00:08:18.600 All right.

00:08:18.980 You want to go to...

00:08:20.000 What's the name of the place?

00:08:21.000 Sullivan's Steakhouse.

00:08:22.400 Oh, I think Sullivan's...

00:08:23.500 Sullivan's is good, right?

00:08:24.440 Sullivan's really good.

00:08:25.340 I love that place.

00:08:26.260 Okay.

00:08:26.700 What day do you want to go?

00:08:29.260 Saturday.

00:08:29.800 We're going to Saturday.

00:08:30.660 This Saturday.

00:08:31.500 Okay.

00:08:31.840 And she doesn't know it.

00:08:33.740 No, sir.

00:08:34.480 Okay.

00:08:35.180 Perfect.

00:08:35.340 Love Dr. Reddy?

00:08:36.400 Yes.

00:08:36.720 We have to go through the letter.

00:08:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:38.320 Okay.

00:08:38.780 All right.

00:08:39.020 All right.

00:08:39.760 Let's see.

00:08:40.460 First question.

00:08:41.360 I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Erin.

00:08:45.840 How uniquely wonderful Erin is.

00:08:48.640 How do I say anything?

00:08:49.480 What first attracted you to her?

00:08:54.260 Her eyes.

00:08:55.200 Her eyes.

00:08:56.020 Are you lying?

00:08:56.740 Or why did it take you so long to think of that?

00:08:58.320 Wait. 0.98

00:08:58.580 Did you say her butt and use the crass term or you say eyes? 1.00

00:09:03.020 There is a tech... 0.99

00:09:03.900 Her eyes.

00:09:04.180 Her eyes.

00:09:04.840 Here's the problem.

00:09:06.320 There's a...

00:09:06.680 And this is a lot of people say eyes.

00:09:08.580 That's the problem with it.

00:09:09.640 Everyone says eyes.

00:09:10.600 It has to be something other than eyes.

00:09:12.800 Anything but eyes.

00:09:13.660 I'm the love doctor I know.

00:09:17.020 Her smile.

00:09:18.160 Her smile.

00:09:19.340 Okay.

00:09:19.580 We'll give you that one.

00:09:20.340 And we may eliminate smile as well.

00:09:22.220 Eyes and smile are just...

00:09:23.940 Yeah.

00:09:24.380 Let's try it.

00:09:24.980 Let's try it.

00:09:25.200 All right.

00:09:25.220 We'll try smile.

00:09:26.100 But as time went into so much more, I guess, the true love.

00:09:29.440 The first time...

00:09:30.340 You knew it was true love the first time you...

00:09:33.080 What?

00:09:37.800 I met her children.

00:09:39.240 Met her children.

00:09:40.620 That's a good one.

00:09:41.540 She's going to love that.

00:09:42.440 That's great.

00:09:44.040 Is that true?

00:09:46.000 Yes.

00:09:46.420 Yes.

00:09:46.640 Don't ask questions.

00:09:47.480 We don't need the answers to it.

00:09:48.320 You're right.

00:09:48.540 You're right.

00:09:48.780 You're right.

00:09:49.200 I don't want to know too much.

00:09:50.580 And that trip to...

00:09:52.160 Give me a great vacation you guys had.

00:09:55.960 Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

00:09:57.680 Gatlinburg.

00:09:59.960 She's going to remember that one, huh?

00:10:01.920 That was a nice trip.

00:10:03.020 Yeah.

00:10:03.280 Okay.

00:10:04.100 I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she does something like nobody else.

00:10:09.580 And what would that be? 1.00

00:10:15.840 My damn, there's so much shit she does. 1.00

00:10:17.580 Should be easy to narrow it down, then. 1.00

00:10:22.500 Yeah, she's... 0.99

00:10:22.960 Something unique about her.

00:10:27.920 The way she takes care of our house and our farm.

00:10:30.960 And your phone.

00:10:32.380 Phone or farm?

00:10:34.220 Farm.

00:10:34.760 Farm.

00:10:35.260 Okay.

00:10:35.560 The way she takes care of our house and farm. 0.53

00:10:44.580 Farm.

00:10:45.000 Farm.

00:10:46.040 Okay.

00:10:47.000 What hair color does she have? 1.00

00:10:50.840 She's a... 0.94

00:10:51.960 It's a light golden brown.

00:10:55.000 Light golden brown.

00:10:56.000 Great answer.

00:10:57.040 You could have just said brown, but light golden brown is so much better.

00:11:00.220 It's going to be so much more effective.

00:11:01.380 You're going forever.

00:11:02.220 Have to get back to work at what company?

00:11:03.920 I work for a company called Nordkode.

00:11:08.280 What is it?

00:11:10.280 Nordkode.

00:11:10.840 N-O-R-D-C-O. 1.00

00:11:13.240 Hmm.

00:11:14.040 Is that...

00:11:14.780 Are those like English letters?

00:11:17.120 Sorry.

00:11:17.680 I don't understand. 0.99

00:11:18.500 Can you say it slow for dumb people like us? 0.99

00:11:22.740 Do what now? 1.00

00:11:24.120 Okay.

00:11:24.720 Shuttle wagon.

00:11:25.300 How about that?

00:11:25.720 Shuttle wagon.

00:11:26.480 Shuttle wagon.

00:11:26.740 That sounds great.

00:11:27.440 Okay.

00:11:27.880 I love shuttle wagon. 1.00

00:11:29.460 Shuttle wagon.

00:11:30.820 And what do you do at shuttle wagon?

00:11:33.360 Shuttle wagon.

00:11:34.280 I own mechanic.

00:11:35.200 For mobile rail car movers.

00:11:38.200 Mechanic.

00:11:38.760 And what was the rest of it?

00:11:39.500 Mechanic for what?

00:11:41.320 Mobile rail car movers.

00:11:43.260 For mobile...

00:11:43.800 Okay, yeah.

00:11:44.620 All right.

00:11:44.860 Mobile rail car...

00:11:47.100 How do you feel about the new green deal, huh?

00:11:50.300 Lots of new trains.

00:11:51.580 Yep.

00:11:52.420 And you work there Monday through Friday or...

00:11:56.060 Yes, sir.

00:11:56.860 Monday through Friday and...

00:11:58.400 What time usually?

00:11:59.160 Like what hours?

00:12:00.660 Like 9 to 5?

00:12:01.580 8.30 to 5?

00:12:02.500 30 or...

00:12:03.360 8 to 4.30.

00:12:04.960 8 to 4.30.

00:12:06.160 8 to 4.30.

00:12:07.920 Okay.

00:12:08.380 Okay.

00:12:09.200 And I love Aaron.

00:12:10.540 Okay.

00:12:10.760 So I'm going to have you practice.

00:12:12.300 So I'm going to say to you at the end, is there anything you want to say, James, to Aaron

00:12:16.580 before we hang up?

00:12:19.260 And you say...

00:12:20.420 Aaron?

00:12:25.600 I love you.

00:12:26.920 That's beautiful.

00:12:27.760 That's beautiful.

00:12:28.380 That's beautiful.

00:12:28.760 Perfect.

00:12:29.140 All right.

00:12:29.480 We get to the love doctor business and try to heal this.

00:12:32.660 I'm nervous.

00:12:33.460 Are you?

00:12:33.780 We're going to take one minute break, tell you about our commercial, then back, and we'll

00:12:38.060 get Aaron on the phone here in just a second.

00:12:43.340 The best of the Glenn Beck Program.

00:12:45.200 So, I'm getting nervous.

00:12:53.940 I'm actually nervous, too.

00:12:55.440 We blow this, it's not good.

00:12:56.960 No.

00:12:57.300 It ruins relationships.

00:12:58.240 But we've saved more relationships than we've ruined, and that's the way we look at it.

00:13:01.160 That's right.

00:13:02.580 There have been a couple of divorces.

00:13:05.840 Well, there's divorces all the time. 1.00

00:13:07.540 Who's to say that was us?

00:13:08.740 It probably wouldn't have lasted anyway.

00:13:10.240 Again, the guy already forgot Valentine's Day.

00:13:12.700 Right.

00:13:12.880 It's not our fault that he did that.

00:13:14.040 Divorce is in the cards.

00:13:15.000 Divorce is likely going to occur anyway. 1.00

00:13:17.080 Right.

00:13:17.600 Unless he was a guy who really did do the job, but then somebody on his staff kind of

00:13:23.020 dropped the ball.

00:13:23.560 You keep bringing this up.

00:13:24.580 I don't think we need to talk about it.

00:13:26.140 I'm just saying that some people are good guys who love their wife, and things happen.

00:13:33.360 And still don't have reservations.

00:13:35.280 Let's get James, his wife, on the phone.

00:13:38.720 Are we dialing out now?

00:13:40.380 We're calling now.

00:13:41.100 Let's make sure she does not get on hold until we are ready to start, because they can't

00:13:45.380 hear this conversation.

00:13:46.540 This would ruin it.

00:13:47.480 Okay.

00:13:47.940 It needs to be something.

00:13:48.640 So as soon as she picks up the phone, you start the bed and put the...

00:13:51.900 Go ahead and put the...

00:13:53.440 There you go.

00:13:54.020 Oh, yeah.

00:13:54.100 A couple of the year thing.

00:13:54.900 And Stu is dressed as the love doctor.

00:13:56.780 I don't know why it looks so...

00:13:57.980 This green screen looks so 1970s.

00:14:01.840 It looks...

00:14:03.240 Go back to the original studio thing.

00:14:06.800 The original...

00:14:07.540 Because that looks...

00:14:08.560 You can't tell that that's...

00:14:10.140 That looks perfect.

00:14:11.340 Now go to the couple of the year.

00:14:12.600 I don't know why.

00:14:13.840 I think it looks great.

00:14:14.640 Does it?

00:14:15.020 Okay, good.

00:14:15.440 It looks exactly like I would picture this bit going.

00:14:18.280 Right?

00:14:20.000 The fact that some radio station's doing a cheesy couple of the year thing, and it's

00:14:23.840 so overly...

00:14:24.920 Yes.

00:14:25.460 Over the top.

00:14:26.360 Right.

00:14:27.000 Right.

00:14:27.340 So...

00:14:27.940 Okay.

00:14:28.480 So do we have her on the phone yet? 0.63

00:14:31.880 Okay.

00:14:32.160 It's going to voicemail.

00:14:33.880 James, where is she?

00:14:35.160 James.

00:14:38.900 Yes.

00:14:39.460 She's at the house.

00:14:40.260 She's at the house.

00:14:41.320 It's going to voicemail.

00:14:42.460 She's probably not recognizing the number.

00:14:44.180 I think it might...

00:14:44.820 There may be...

00:14:46.040 You may need to text her and say, hey, there's an important call coming in.

00:14:49.660 Make sure you answer it.

00:14:52.640 Oh, boy.

00:14:53.260 All right.

00:14:56.320 This is very...

00:14:58.560 This is when it gets really hard because, you know, we're trying to save people's relationships

00:15:03.360 here.

00:15:04.120 And if she doesn't pick up, you're basically getting a divorce.

00:15:08.060 You know, you're saying that dressed as a doctor.

00:15:10.040 As a doctor.

00:15:10.560 It makes it sound so...

00:15:11.220 Put a pin in because I believed you, but not quite.

00:15:14.280 Okay.

00:15:14.560 But now that you put the pin right there, now I believe you a little bit more.

00:15:19.220 If it wasn't a cheap plastic Bic pin... 1.00

00:15:22.380 I could do a Sharpie.

00:15:24.660 No, that would look even...

00:15:26.140 There you go.

00:15:27.120 Oh, that looks scientific.

00:15:28.420 It does look kind of scientific.

00:15:29.480 It does look scientific.

00:15:30.020 I have requested some glasses, too.

00:15:31.980 I think if I have some fake glasses, it'll look better.

00:15:34.280 Would you like to wear mine?

00:15:35.240 Well, no.

00:15:35.580 Yours are real.

00:15:37.160 And then, like, it'll hurt my eyes.

00:15:38.800 Oh, yeah.

00:15:39.220 That's true.

00:15:39.880 No, no.

00:15:41.100 Maybe not.

00:15:42.380 That's what I'd have you believe.

00:15:44.400 So, this is your chance to get in on this, by the way.

00:15:46.460 888-727-BECK is the phone number.

00:15:49.820 We will line this up for you.

00:15:52.060 Again, your wife obviously has to be available. 1.00

00:15:54.980 If she's in the middle of an MRI, this is not the day for you. 1.00

00:16:00.460 You are screwed. 1.00

00:16:02.000 You're screwed. 1.00

00:16:02.600 Because you've forgotten Valentine's Day and your wife is having a CAT scan for some reason. 1.00

00:16:07.660 Really not a good day to forget.

00:16:09.440 No.

00:16:09.680 Really not a good day to forget.

00:16:10.800 Probably not.

00:16:11.380 By the way, I'm going to New York to the National Day of Mourning event.

00:16:23.520 You are?

00:16:24.020 Yes.

00:16:24.480 I've decided I'm going to go.

00:16:25.820 Is this confirmed?

00:16:27.300 Yeah.

00:16:27.620 I thought there was still all sorts of hurdles to clear on this.

00:16:31.440 No, I'm pretty sure it's all concerned.

00:16:32.460 Because I was at a meeting I had at 8 p.m. last night.

00:16:35.480 There were still lots of hurdles to clear.

00:16:36.800 Really?

00:16:36.860 Those have all been cleared out?

00:16:37.780 Because I had one at 5 p.m. where I made it very clear that we're going.

00:16:43.360 What I'm saying is my meeting was after your meeting.

00:16:45.660 Right.

00:16:46.020 So I probably have more knowledge.

00:16:48.740 Anyway, yesterday we had a guest on.

00:16:52.500 And she talked about this event she was doing in Albany a week from Saturday.

00:16:59.000 And it is a pro-life event.

00:17:01.600 But it's not a rally or anything.

00:17:03.080 It's a National Day of Mourning where we are going to, or they are going to gather and have talks and also prayer for a National Day of Mourning, asking God, please forgive us for all of this.

00:17:22.060 And that's one of the things we have to do.

00:17:26.840 Yes.

00:17:27.480 And that's a very important thing.

00:17:29.360 But it is a bit of a distraction from something that you keep bringing up, which is that people who have staffs might have had issues with Valentine's Day.

00:17:40.840 I don't know anyone who has a staff other than you.

00:17:44.920 It could be Donald Trump.

00:17:47.280 You think Donald Trump forgot Valentine's Day?

00:17:49.680 I highly doubt that.

00:17:50.800 No, I didn't say forgot Valentine's Day.

00:17:54.040 I said, talk to his staff and had decided on stuff.

00:18:00.360 And then there was a changeover in staff.

00:18:03.860 Right.

00:18:04.800 And which is oddly specific there, too.

00:18:07.900 But changeover in staff.

00:18:09.860 And then two days before, you know, this particular individual says, OK, so we're all on for dinner at, you know, Trulock's and or someplace like that.

00:18:23.480 Yeah.

00:18:23.760 Waffle House.

00:18:24.440 And and the staff just gets really quiet.

00:18:28.860 And then they look down on the calendar and say, ah.

00:18:34.640 Yeah.

00:18:36.880 And then an hour later, they come back and say, OK, here's the thing.

00:18:42.240 So we we.

00:18:43.560 But Trulock's is a restaurant that there's several locations.

00:18:45.980 Using this as an example.

00:18:46.960 In our area.

00:18:47.800 Using this as an example.

00:18:48.960 And you also had your executive assistant who just left to start her own business.

00:18:53.620 That's why I came up with that crazy example.

00:18:56.040 And the wife had been called to make sure that that particular restaurant was the one she wanted to go to. 0.74

00:19:04.780 And so she was very excited about it.

00:19:06.800 And now you couldn't get a reservation no matter who you are.

00:19:12.760 You blew it is what you're saying.

00:19:15.280 No, you.

00:19:16.200 I'm using this as an example.

00:19:17.460 Glenn Beck blew Valentine's Day.

00:19:18.540 And this is why you were.

00:19:19.720 This is why you were so intent on bringing this bit back.

00:19:22.740 I don't know why my wife is. 1.00

00:19:24.280 All of a sudden, Valentine's Day this year is so important.

00:19:27.940 Usually it's like, let's go to a movie.

00:19:29.520 Now, I'm not saying that that that we were going to a restaurant and we are going.

00:19:36.100 We're absolutely I've planned this for a long time.

00:19:39.260 Unless that restaurant lost your reservation. 1.00

00:19:41.600 Darn it. 0.99

00:19:42.240 Which happens all this happens all too often. 1.00

00:19:44.740 I'll tell you that much.

00:19:45.680 Anyway, so I really did try.

00:19:47.960 And now it's not.

00:19:48.840 No, no, this is great.

00:19:50.660 So you have you should have sympathy for these people.

00:19:52.640 You're one of them.

00:19:53.260 I do have sympathy for them.

00:19:54.960 What if we.

00:19:55.340 Because I have been on it the whole time.

00:19:57.580 What if we.

00:20:01.360 Give Tanya a couple of the year.

00:20:04.520 OK, we need to get to her fast here.

00:20:05.940 So let's let's get to the let's get to him first.

00:20:08.580 We got to go through the letter quickly.

00:20:09.560 OK, let's go through the letter.

00:20:10.700 We have we have Jonathan, right?

00:20:13.220 Jonathan.

00:20:14.560 Yes.

00:20:15.020 OK, is Jillian on the line?

00:20:17.440 We don't want to put her on yet.

00:20:18.720 Yeah, she is.

00:20:19.340 Yeah, she is.

00:20:21.180 It's Jalan.

00:20:21.860 You got to get that.

00:20:22.500 Oh, Jalan, Jalan, Jalan.

00:20:24.100 OK.

00:20:25.820 And Jonathan, let's just go through this letter because I don't understand some of the things

00:20:30.040 you wrote in here.

00:20:31.380 It's just kind of like a form letter where you just fill in the blanks.

00:20:34.280 Jalan, Jalan personality.

00:20:36.420 The first time we worked at Pizza Hut, you knew it was true love.

00:20:40.800 I did.

00:20:41.760 It's kind of funny.

00:20:42.600 We were back.

00:20:43.640 I don't need to hear the story.

00:20:44.900 Don't need to hear the story.

00:20:46.020 Just just trying to help.

00:20:47.080 This is all science.

00:20:48.020 This is science.

00:20:48.740 So you both worked at Pizza Hut?

00:20:51.220 We did.

00:20:51.760 We both worked at Pizza Hut.

00:20:52.780 OK, that's too much.

00:20:54.220 It's too much.

00:20:54.860 I don't need to know the story.

00:20:56.240 Then you went to the Dominican Republic on a vacation.

00:20:59.880 We did.

00:21:00.160 OK.

00:21:00.660 We did.

00:21:01.300 OK.

00:21:01.620 And I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she and what is written here is vocabulary.

00:21:07.920 What the hell does that mean?

00:21:09.180 Her expanded vocabulary.

00:21:10.480 Her exit.

00:21:11.140 Always, always crushing my vocab.

00:21:13.040 Uses her expanded.

00:21:17.980 OK.

00:21:19.720 What's her hair color? 1.00

00:21:20.800 The hair color she'll claim? 1.00

00:21:22.780 Brown.

00:21:23.640 Brown.

00:21:25.240 You live in Ellis County.

00:21:27.520 You work at the Department of Defense.

00:21:30.400 That is correct.

00:21:31.220 Wow.

00:21:31.500 Wow.

00:21:31.840 This is what our country depends on.

00:21:35.180 He was busy working on stuff.

00:21:37.200 OK.

00:21:37.640 By the way, guys, I'm stalling a meeting just for this right now.

00:21:40.760 OK.

00:21:40.960 All right.

00:21:41.460 So missiles are flying in.

00:21:42.640 We're not shooting them down because of this phone call.

00:21:44.960 Monday through Friday, 40 hours a week.

00:21:49.080 Jill on.

00:21:49.820 OK.

00:21:49.940 What restaurant?

00:21:50.500 Restaurant.

00:21:50.960 Yeah, restaurant.

00:21:51.640 What restaurant do you want to take her to? 1.00

00:21:54.040 Not Pizza Hut anymore.

00:21:56.600 The Columbian is a nice restaurant.

00:21:58.420 The Columbian.

00:21:58.900 The Columbian.

00:22:00.120 OK.

00:22:00.380 You know we're not paying for it.

00:22:02.620 Oh, you're not?

00:22:03.440 No.

00:22:04.300 You get nothing from us.

00:22:05.340 You get nothing from us except we're buying you a few extra days.

00:22:08.720 OK?

00:22:09.100 I'm on a DOD salary, though.

00:22:10.380 Come on.

00:22:11.220 Yeah.

00:22:11.520 That's not the way this works, sir.

00:22:12.460 You shouldn't have gone into the public sector.

00:22:16.780 You go to private sector to make money.

00:22:19.080 So Columbian.

00:22:21.720 Columbian restaurant.

00:22:22.680 What day do you want to go?

00:22:25.780 Next Friday.

00:22:26.820 Next Friday.

00:22:28.320 OK.

00:22:29.100 You have to make the reservations.

00:22:30.800 All right.

00:22:31.040 Have you ever missed a Valentine's Day or birthday or anniversary?

00:22:36.820 Not an anniversary because it's on Valentine's Day.

00:22:39.660 Oh, my gosh.

00:22:40.700 You forgot your anniversary and Valentine's Day today?

00:22:44.360 I know.

00:22:45.200 It's pretty bad.

00:22:45.560 Oh, my.

00:22:46.020 You get a full 10 seconds. 1.00

00:22:47.260 You better be killing ISIS members by yourself. 1.00

00:22:48.900 Yes. 1.00

00:22:49.380 You get a full 10 seconds here.

00:22:51.120 That's as high as we go.

00:22:52.040 Yeah.

00:22:52.360 So now here's the thing.

00:22:54.180 You have to say.

00:22:55.120 I'm going to say to you the very end.

00:22:57.060 So, Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jalon before we part?

00:23:01.540 And you say, yes, I do.

00:23:03.560 Jalon, you have to count to full 10 seconds no matter what she says.

00:23:08.400 Are you there?

00:23:09.480 Hello?

00:23:10.360 Anything.

00:23:11.160 You wait 10 seconds and then you say, I love you.

00:23:15.460 All right.

00:23:16.320 Let's practice one time.

00:23:17.440 One time.

00:23:18.100 So, Jonathan, is there anything you want to say to Jalon before we hang up?

00:23:24.520 You don't wait there.

00:23:25.540 You don't wait there.

00:23:26.440 You say, yes, Jalon.

00:23:28.440 Yes.

00:23:28.920 Then you count.

00:23:29.700 OK.

00:23:29.920 So is there anything you want to say?

00:23:31.920 Yes.

00:23:33.800 The name.

00:23:34.360 You got to say her name first.

00:23:35.760 It's the separation between the name and the I love you that makes it so powerful. 0.98

00:23:40.280 We're screwed and our defense is screwed. 0.96

00:23:41.680 OK. 0.99

00:23:43.180 OK.

00:23:43.720 So you say, yes, Glenn.

00:23:45.120 Jalon.

00:23:45.800 Then you count.

00:23:47.580 I love you.

00:23:48.500 Got it.

00:23:49.700 Jalon.

00:23:50.220 Then I count to 10 seconds.

00:23:51.300 Yes.

00:23:51.980 Then you say, I love you.

00:23:53.860 Got it.

00:23:54.680 OK.

00:23:55.200 This is dicey.

00:23:56.560 Wow.

00:23:56.720 This is dicey.

00:23:57.360 Please don't equip the drones with just the auto kill.

00:24:02.040 All right.

00:24:02.620 Here we go.

00:24:03.540 We can put her on.

00:24:04.980 Let's go ahead and put this full screen back behind me.

00:24:10.700 And now it's the contest a year in the making.

00:24:13.460 It's Glenn Beck's quest to find America's ultimate couple of love.

00:24:18.640 The essays have been written.

00:24:19.980 The heartfelt words have been read.

00:24:21.900 And the winner has been selected.

00:24:23.940 So now to introduce the country's most passionate pair.

00:24:27.620 Here's the love god himself, Glenn Beck.

00:24:31.080 Wow.

00:24:31.340 Well, we have gone all out this year.

00:24:33.560 And you know this lasts the entire year just trying to find the most romantic couple and the couple that that America feels is an example to all of us.

00:24:46.500 And we've brought in Dick Dickerson, who is a doctor, family therapist.

00:24:54.660 Dr. Dickerson.

00:24:55.420 Yes.

00:24:55.600 Thank you.

00:24:56.180 Worked hard for the title.

00:24:57.280 And I do appreciate you.

00:24:58.880 Sure.

00:24:59.560 And you've been going over this and using all kinds of research and analysis and your years of study of couples.

00:25:05.920 As a physician and a counselor and a doctor of love studies, I have met with over 14,000 couples.

00:25:11.760 Holy cow. 0.89

00:25:12.180 And I have never seen anything like this.

00:25:14.560 Okay.

00:25:14.980 And what was it about this couple as you...

00:25:17.980 Just the unique and distinct ways that he spoke about.

00:25:21.820 These were not generalities.

00:25:22.980 He really knew real specifics about this relationship.

00:25:26.380 And it was really...

00:25:27.920 It was touching.

00:25:29.520 Okay.

00:25:30.280 So do we have Jonathan on the phone?

00:25:32.460 Hello, Jonathan.

00:25:33.720 Yes, I'm here.

00:25:34.960 Congratulations.

00:25:36.320 Congratulations on winning.

00:25:37.900 Now, does Jillan know anything about what's been going on?

00:25:43.600 No, she doesn't.

00:25:45.040 Okay.

00:25:45.520 And I understand today's not just Valentine's Day.

00:25:48.940 Today is a special day for you.

00:25:51.720 That is right.

00:25:52.740 It's our anniversary.

00:25:53.920 How many years?

00:25:55.100 How many years?

00:25:56.020 16.

00:25:56.820 16 years.

00:25:57.980 Unbelievable.

00:25:58.860 Jillan.

00:26:00.080 Yes.

00:26:00.700 Are you there?

00:26:02.020 I am.

00:26:02.960 Welcome.

00:26:04.020 You probably are taken aback.

00:26:06.020 Did Jonathan let on during the year at all that he was doing this?

00:26:11.580 No, not at all.

00:26:14.100 Wow.

00:26:14.620 I never answer the phone, so...

00:26:17.560 You never answer the phone?

00:26:19.580 Not if it's like an 866 number.

00:26:22.360 Yeah.

00:26:22.940 Yeah.

00:26:24.180 Okay.

00:26:24.660 Well, I'm glad that we got you on the phone, because...

00:26:28.420 And Dr. Dickerson, this is the letter.

00:26:31.280 May I read it?

00:26:31.800 This is the letter, yeah.

00:26:32.500 And I think you should read it, yeah.

00:26:33.880 Yeah.

00:26:34.140 I hope you don't mind, Jonathan, that I share with the audience this, but I want to read

00:26:38.040 this to Jillan.

00:26:39.740 Dear Mr. Beck, I have never entered a contest like this before.

00:26:44.000 Is that true, Jonathan?

00:26:44.940 You're not...

00:26:45.900 This is the first time, huh?

00:26:47.540 That's God's honest truth.

00:26:48.640 What was it about this contest that you said, you know what, I'm going to do it?

00:26:53.620 I'm just such a huge fan of yours, so I had to participate.

00:26:57.360 That's great.

00:26:57.820 Okay.

00:26:58.300 So, I've never entered a contest like this before.

00:27:00.560 However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Jillan.

00:27:04.260 I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Jillan truly is.

00:27:09.520 Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to her personality, but as time went by, it

00:27:16.360 turned into so much more.

00:27:18.620 Now, that's unusual, Doctor, because usually people say I was attracted to her body, and

00:27:23.020 then it turns into more.

00:27:24.100 Right.

00:27:24.560 No, this is...

00:27:25.140 The personality was first here, and we've done many studies with the AMA and the ADA,

00:27:30.800 and we found an incredible amount of the physical attraction coming first, but this

00:27:36.760 is sort of the reverse.

00:27:37.640 So, that was one of the interesting parts of this.

00:27:39.280 I guess I knew it was true love the first time we worked at Pizza Hut.

00:27:43.460 Did you guys work at Pizza Hut together?

00:27:49.080 Yes.

00:27:49.740 She remembers that specific thing.

00:27:51.380 Yeah.

00:27:52.300 That's great.

00:27:52.940 What was it about, Jillan, what was it about working together at Pizza Hut that was...

00:28:01.280 For me, is that what you're asking?

00:28:03.220 Yeah, I mean, it's his letter, but I didn't know if you remembered it as fondly as he did.

00:28:09.060 I do.

00:28:09.880 It is so funny, because I was working there a good five months, and I was closing up.

00:28:16.000 It was the first time without Jonathan working.

00:28:18.500 Yeah.

00:28:18.760 And I have left, like, all this stuff to do.

00:28:21.900 Oh, my gosh.

00:28:22.380 And the other kitchen people, they were like, what are you doing?

00:28:25.180 And I was like, it's not my job.

00:28:26.640 And they really said, no, it's just Jonathan does it for you.

00:28:31.460 Wow.

00:28:32.140 You know what?

00:28:32.820 Can I tell you?

00:28:33.520 I'm going to tell you the God's honest truth here, Jillan.

00:28:36.740 I asked him before we went on to tell me that story, because I didn't understand it.

00:28:40.760 He told it exactly the same way.

00:28:42.820 Yeah, exactly the same way.

00:28:43.680 With the same spirit behind it.

00:28:45.440 It was really...

00:28:46.540 It's amazing to hear a couple so in sync.

00:28:48.980 And that trip to the Dominican.

00:28:52.380 Wow.

00:28:52.980 What a perfect time that was.

00:28:54.880 Yes, it was...

00:28:58.460 I think it was well-deserved for both of us.

00:29:01.940 You know, you started out, you were so young.

00:29:04.520 And I was reflecting on this this morning, just about how you do not even know, or you

00:29:11.300 can't even conceptualize what marriage is at that age.

00:29:17.160 Wow.

00:29:18.420 But just something keeps you going, and you just keep going forward.

00:29:22.100 But it doesn't mean that it's easy.

00:29:24.880 So there's times where you need to take a break, and you need to just celebrate each

00:29:29.160 other, and kind of say, you know, I'm sorry, I'm learning on you and with you, and there's

00:29:36.300 things that you can hurt each other with, but it doesn't mean that you just give up and

00:29:39.800 walk away.

00:29:40.260 Wow.

00:29:40.740 Jonathan, in talking to Jill on, this particular couple of the year this year has taken on

00:29:50.400 a new and deeper meaning, hearing her talk about you.

00:29:55.020 And it's kind of hard to go on, but I'm going to.

00:29:58.960 He says, I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she uses her vocabulary, uses

00:30:07.820 her vocabulary, unlike any other brown-haired woman in Ellis County. 0.98

00:30:14.120 The whole county.

00:30:15.280 He says, I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her, and I have

00:30:23.680 to get back to work at the Department of Defense, where I'm a supervisor.

00:30:28.460 Monday through Friday, I work 40 hours a week.

00:30:31.120 Supervisor.

00:30:31.520 Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex, and I think that's why I should

00:30:36.600 be your Valentine's couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.

00:30:40.180 I just love Jill on.

00:30:43.040 Yeah.

00:30:44.020 That is.

00:30:45.120 That's powerful.

00:30:45.780 I see what you see in that, Doctor.

00:30:47.700 It's beautiful.

00:30:49.700 Okay, so here's the thing, and I'm going to have to take the blame on this one.

00:30:53.320 I happen to be in Washington for the State of the Union and everything else, and I dropped

00:30:58.400 the ball, and we were supposed to take you to one of your favorite restaurants tonight,

00:31:02.980 the Colombian, I guess?

00:31:04.820 Oh, my goodness, yes.

00:31:06.240 Yes, but I have been out of town, and I dropped the ball on this, and I am so sorry about that.

00:31:11.600 So we have...

00:31:12.480 You shouldn't take all the responsibility for that.

00:31:13.960 A lot of that was the charity work you were doing, and it was admirable.

00:31:16.820 It doesn't matter.

00:31:18.080 So anyway, so we've set up something for you next Friday, if that's okay, at the Colombian.

00:31:23.700 So would you mind, please forgive me, do you mind not celebrating?

00:31:28.180 Your anniversary and Valentine's Day until next week.

00:31:32.860 Can we do it twice?

00:31:34.640 Is that okay, too?

00:31:36.400 Well...

00:31:36.880 Can you get what?

00:31:38.100 Can we just do it twice?

00:31:39.560 Well, as a doctor, I would not recommend that.

00:31:42.060 No, I think you should wait.

00:31:43.520 Because it...

00:31:44.640 Well, I think, Jonathan, the way she spoke about Pizza Hut, and it is their anniversary...

00:31:50.560 That would be great.

00:31:51.340 I think, you know, maybe it wouldn't be...

00:31:52.900 Tonight you celebrate Pizza Hut, and next week you do the Colombian.

00:31:55.820 There you go.

00:31:56.480 That's a great idea.

00:31:57.660 Guys, congratulations.

00:31:59.500 Jonathan, is there anything that you want to say to Jalon?

00:32:03.620 Yes, Glenn.

00:32:05.760 Jalon, I love you.

00:32:11.280 Ooh, hang on.

00:32:12.320 There's a...

00:32:13.340 Thank you.

00:32:15.640 Do you want to...

00:32:16.340 Is there anything else you wanted to say to Jalon?

00:32:18.420 I don't know if that...

00:32:19.540 I don't know if I heard that.

00:32:20.520 You cut out there, actually, there.

00:32:22.480 And I know...

00:32:23.180 I didn't hear it.

00:32:23.640 You cut out for about 10 seconds.

00:32:25.440 So, do you want to try that one more time?

00:32:29.740 Yeah, yes, yes.

00:32:30.760 Sure.

00:32:31.940 Jalon, I just...

00:32:32.760 I know, you know, I'm beyond difficult, and I know you...

00:32:35.320 No, no, no, no.

00:32:36.560 You're cutting out again.

00:32:37.760 No, yeah.

00:32:38.240 I know you...

00:32:38.720 I think you may have said, I love you.

00:32:40.100 We kind of lost a little bit of that, but I mean, we lost about 10 seconds of that.

00:32:44.960 If you could just restate what you were saying earlier, we don't want to lose that full 10 seconds.

00:32:51.340 So, is there anything you want to say to Jalon?

00:32:56.400 Just that I love you.

00:32:58.120 I don't know how I could be...

00:32:59.520 I don't know how I could be more clear.

00:33:03.920 Okay.

00:33:04.840 It's a wildfire.

00:33:06.580 Is it...

00:33:07.140 It's a wildfire.

00:33:08.220 We're having issues with the phone?

00:33:10.620 Is that...

00:33:11.260 Yeah.

00:33:11.680 Can we ask you guys to hold on for just a second?

00:33:14.100 Hold on one second.

00:33:14.380 If you could pick up Jalon and we could talk maybe to Jonathan here.

00:33:19.040 Yeah, just because we...

00:33:20.020 Just Jonathan.

00:33:20.560 Yeah, we're having a problem with the connection.

00:33:22.020 Hang on just a second.

00:33:23.020 In fact, Doctor, can you...

00:33:26.280 I'm going to just do a real quick commercial for a minute and then we'll come back.

00:33:30.860 We're having a Dickens of a time getting somebody on the other end of the phone.

00:33:34.940 What year is it?

00:33:35.800 A Dickens of a time?

00:33:38.140 What year in the 1800s do you believe it is?

00:33:43.320 What?

00:33:45.520 Did your power go out last night or something and you put on a long nightgown with a

00:33:50.520 candle and you walked around the house?

00:33:53.320 Did you have a sleeping cap on as it happened?

00:33:56.700 What was that?

00:33:58.860 So Ma was in her kerchief and I was in my cap and we had just settled down for a long winter's

00:34:03.980 nap when out on the lawn I heard such a clatter and that clatter was no one is picking up the

00:34:10.280 freaking phone to be able to do this bit.

00:34:13.260 Sarah, do we have a contestant that we know we can get to the other person?

00:34:18.640 Not yet.

00:34:19.380 Not yet.

00:34:20.440 Okay, so we have a long list of people but you have to be able to connect to the other

00:34:29.360 person so we can make you the couple of the year.

00:34:32.420 It's advisable to text them and say hey or call them and say hey there's a call coming

00:34:36.680 and you make sure you answer it.

00:34:37.980 Sarah, how close is Mike, our phone screener, to currently hanging himself?

00:34:41.740 Um, the noose has been fashioned.

00:34:45.140 Okay.

00:34:45.600 Has he found the stool yet?

00:34:47.120 Not yet.

00:34:47.580 Okay, because I'm using the rickety one in about five minutes.

00:34:51.240 So, but it'll just take me about 45 seconds.

00:34:55.120 I'll kick it from underneath me and then you can just bring it to Mike.

00:34:58.720 Sounds good.

00:34:59.540 All right, good.

00:35:00.100 Thank you very much.

00:35:01.280 Pat Gray joins us.

00:35:02.220 Hello, Pat.

00:35:02.800 Hello.

00:35:03.180 Pat Gray unleashed.

00:35:03.880 How are you?

00:35:04.400 Oh, I'm perfect.

00:35:05.960 Yeah.

00:35:06.540 You?

00:35:07.500 Oh my gosh, I love Valentine's Day.

00:35:08.920 Does this go well?

00:35:09.660 Yeah.

00:35:10.060 All Valentine's, Valentine's Day has always gone well for me.

00:35:13.960 Yeah, me too.

00:35:15.020 I love that.

00:35:15.620 Even this year?

00:35:16.100 I love the holiday.

00:35:17.020 Oh, especially this year.

00:35:19.340 Yeah. 0.72

00:35:20.060 I will tell you, I will tell you, Pat, that I hate you today.

00:35:26.220 You hate me today? 0.96

00:35:26.980 I do. 1.00

00:35:27.340 I hate you. 0.96

00:35:28.480 And that differs from yesterday in what way? 0.93

00:35:30.340 Well, no, it differs, it differs in this way.

00:35:34.460 Uh-huh.

00:35:35.220 Jackie gets it.

00:35:36.500 She does.

00:35:37.080 Jackie gets it.

00:35:37.740 Mm-hmm.

00:35:38.060 Okay. 1.00

00:35:38.520 This is a made up stupid holiday. 1.00

00:35:40.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:40.700 That is really, for most guys, is really remembered as that really bloody massacre in Chicago that

00:35:48.120 was cool.

00:35:48.800 Right.

00:35:49.020 If there's a special on it, you watch that.

00:35:51.040 Mm-hmm.

00:35:51.340 You know what I mean?

00:35:51.960 Oh, for sure.

00:35:52.260 Yeah.

00:35:52.380 Yeah.

00:35:53.580 And that's really, that's the only thing special for guys on Valentine's Day.

00:35:58.260 Mm-hmm.

00:35:58.800 And I guess women, maybe it's chocolate. 1.00

00:36:01.780 So why don't we just say, hey, let's stay home, I'll get you some chocolate, and let's

00:36:07.920 watch a documentary on the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

00:36:10.900 Yeah.

00:36:11.500 Minus the chocolate, that's exactly what Jackie and I are doing tonight.

00:36:14.220 Really?

00:36:14.620 Minus, she won't eat chocolate anymore, but. 1.00

00:36:16.720 Oh, jeez.

00:36:17.820 I think of you, every time I hear you give the spot.

00:36:20.600 If your wife says, I don't need anything, don't believe it, except in the case of my

00:36:28.240 wife.

00:36:28.720 Well, your wife is.

00:36:29.880 When she says that, she really means it.

00:36:30.980 No, because your wife is.

00:36:32.600 She means it.

00:36:32.780 No, she's different.

00:36:33.900 She is different.

00:36:34.560 She is.

00:36:35.000 She's different. 1.00

00:36:35.400 She's like a man with female genitalia. 1.00

00:36:38.120 No, she's not. 1.00

00:36:39.620 No, she's not.

00:36:40.660 She's got some manly sensibilities. 1.00

00:36:43.000 She does, but she's got like your grandparent sensibilities.

00:36:47.360 She's like, don't get me anything.

00:36:49.100 We don't need anything.

00:36:50.600 Practical.

00:36:51.160 It's impractical to do that.

00:36:53.100 You're like, okay, but it might be fun.

00:36:55.580 You know, this kiss.

00:36:56.940 No, I'll just take it back.

00:36:58.360 And then in the beginning, I used to ignore that.

00:37:00.880 And she would tell me, don't get me, don't get me anything.

00:37:03.900 And I would ignore that because she really does want something, I would believe.

00:37:08.040 And I'd get it.

00:37:09.180 And she'd take it back.

00:37:10.980 I told you I didn't want anything.

00:37:13.120 Yeah, I know, honey.

00:37:14.020 I know.

00:37:14.660 I get it.

00:37:15.100 But the kids really would like to go to Disneyland.

00:37:18.360 They've heard of this place.

00:37:19.800 And they thought it would be, it's impractical.

00:37:21.860 Do you know how much that costs?

00:37:23.860 Yeah.

00:37:24.100 Yeah.

00:37:24.360 But I mean, really.

00:37:25.860 It'd be fun for a while.

00:37:26.720 It'd be fun.

00:37:27.540 No.

00:37:28.020 Wouldn't be fun for that much money. 0.99

00:37:30.600 So I feel for you at the same time I hate your guts. 0.97

00:37:35.160 And both for the same reason. 0.98

00:37:36.840 Jackie.

00:37:37.380 Yeah.

00:37:38.540 Both.

00:37:39.240 Yeah.

00:37:40.040 Tremendous and scary.

00:37:41.840 Yeah, very.

00:37:42.740 In both ways.

00:37:43.780 Yes.

00:37:43.860 Right.

00:37:44.240 Am I in trouble?

00:37:44.960 She's not listening, is she?

00:37:45.900 No, she's not listening.

00:37:46.940 Okay, good.

00:37:48.080 She doesn't even listen to Pac-Ray Unleashed, let alone this show.

00:37:50.660 No, she does not.

00:37:51.840 No.

00:37:52.160 Right.

00:37:52.400 My wife doesn't either.

00:37:53.320 Yeah.

00:37:53.560 Do you remember when they thought we were funny?

00:37:55.020 Yeah.

00:37:55.480 Yeah.

00:37:55.660 That lasted about an hour and a half, probably, after the wedding.

00:38:00.140 Right.

00:38:01.340 Then remember when they thought we were funny together?

00:38:05.640 Yeah.

00:38:06.140 Yes.

00:38:06.420 Yeah.

00:38:06.700 Yeah, and that didn't last either.

00:38:09.560 Those days don't come back.

00:38:10.760 And then they just look at each other now when we're together and go, oh.

00:38:18.420 And try to walk out of the room.

00:38:19.960 They do.

00:38:20.480 People think we're kidding about that.

00:38:21.860 No.

00:38:22.160 We're not.

00:38:22.480 No.

00:38:22.900 No, it's true.

00:38:23.480 People, you know what both of our wives say? 1.00

00:38:26.040 I'm guessing yours gets the same thing.

00:38:29.740 And I think we've talked about this before.

00:38:32.320 He must be so funny at home.

00:38:34.400 Yes.

00:38:34.600 He must be so much fun.

00:38:36.700 No.

00:38:37.260 No.

00:38:38.320 My wife always gets, it's, they used to get, is he as funny at home as he is?

00:38:46.220 No.

00:38:47.220 No.

00:38:47.760 I thought that too for a while.

00:38:49.140 Then live with him.

00:38:49.960 He's not.

00:38:50.520 Now they get sympathy.

00:38:52.800 Now they're like, you, you are, you're a brave woman.

00:38:58.340 Okay.

00:38:58.820 We have somebody here.

00:38:59.400 We have somebody.

00:39:00.300 So let's go to Don.

00:39:03.260 Don, are you there?

00:39:05.100 I'm here.

00:39:05.980 Okay.

00:39:07.380 Nancy is?

00:39:08.380 No.

00:39:08.680 Okay.

00:39:09.720 So we're going to fill out the form here.

00:39:11.420 Tell you about my beautiful wife.

00:39:12.920 Her name is? 0.99

00:39:14.700 Julie.

00:39:15.540 Julie.

00:39:17.420 I can't express how uniquely wonderful Julie is.

00:39:21.140 Honestly, the first time I thought I was just attracted to her.

00:39:24.320 Can't say smile.

00:39:25.320 Can't say eyes.

00:39:26.080 It was just her looks. 1.00

00:39:33.280 Her looks.

00:39:33.660 Her looks.

00:39:34.320 That's a good answer.

00:39:34.900 Her looks and her beautiful demeanor.

00:39:37.440 And beautiful.

00:39:38.880 Let me check with the doctor.

00:39:40.240 Beautiful demeanor will work.

00:39:41.360 Yeah.

00:39:42.140 Looks is very honest.

00:39:43.020 And then beautiful demeanor is the lie.

00:39:46.180 All right.

00:39:46.800 Guess I knew it was true, love.

00:39:48.020 The first time we.

00:39:51.840 Come on.

00:39:52.400 Be honest.

00:39:52.600 The first time I guess we made eye contact.

00:39:55.000 So I can't use eye or can I own this?

00:39:58.020 How about we just leave it at the first time we made contact?

00:40:00.940 There you go.

00:40:01.980 It's probably better.

00:40:04.200 Made contact.

00:40:05.360 And that trip to any vacation that she'll remember?

00:40:09.280 Cedar Point.

00:40:11.660 Is that the amusement park?

00:40:14.500 Yes.

00:40:17.520 The distinctive way she does something like no other person does.

00:40:21.800 The way she loves her, me and her, the rest, her kids.

00:40:30.020 The way she loves you and the rest of her kids.

00:40:33.060 The rest of the family or her two kids.

00:40:36.120 You're not her kid though, right?

00:40:37.380 When you say the rest of her kids.

00:40:38.680 No, I, no.

00:40:39.600 Her and I have two children.

00:40:41.100 Okay.

00:40:41.320 That would just be uncomfortable if you were also her kids.

00:40:43.500 How long have you been married?

00:40:44.540 How long have you been married, Don?

00:40:46.200 We've been married 24 years.

00:40:48.080 See, now this is really, I want to caution you because if she finds out that you're doing

00:40:53.260 this to buy a few more days just to get, I don't, I mean, it could get ugly.

00:40:58.380 So.

00:40:59.120 Oh no, it's fine.

00:41:00.460 It's been ugly before.

00:41:01.940 Okay.

00:41:02.460 Good.

00:41:02.820 All right.

00:41:03.220 Okay.

00:41:03.480 Good.

00:41:03.980 I love that.

00:41:05.260 What's your wife's hair color? 1.00

00:41:06.660 The color that she says it is.

00:41:09.520 She'll say it's blonde. 0.72

00:41:11.060 Blonde.

00:41:11.640 Okay.

00:41:13.520 I go on forever.

00:41:14.680 We got a county.

00:41:16.620 What county do you live in?

00:41:17.940 Oh yeah.

00:41:18.280 What county?

00:41:18.980 We live in Hillsborough County.

00:41:21.460 Hillsborough.

00:41:22.920 Hillsborough or Hillsborough?

00:41:24.300 Are you in Tampa?

00:41:26.360 We're in Plant City.

00:41:28.120 Oh, okay.

00:41:28.600 Yeah.

00:41:28.780 Hillsborough County.

00:41:29.500 Okay.

00:41:30.040 Never take away from my time with her.

00:41:32.980 Get back to work.

00:41:33.580 Where do you work?

00:41:35.120 I work for Centerpoint Church.

00:41:38.380 Centerpoint Church.

00:41:39.100 Wow.

00:41:39.520 A church employee.

00:41:41.040 A church employee married for 25 years.

00:41:43.060 Not, this is, I don't.

00:41:45.240 Okay.

00:41:45.740 Where, what do you do there?

00:41:48.020 I'm the maintenance manager.

00:41:50.120 Good thing is if you work at a church when you need to get reburied, you've got a place

00:41:53.860 already.

00:41:54.340 Or counseling.

00:41:56.700 Counseling's free.

00:41:57.660 Yeah.

00:41:58.000 There you go.

00:41:58.700 Okay.

00:41:59.060 You work there from the hours of what?

00:42:02.940 Nine till five.

00:42:04.560 Nine till five.

00:42:05.180 Monday through Friday?

00:42:07.340 Monday through Thursday.

00:42:09.040 Monday through Thursday.

00:42:10.040 And you have Sundays off, I would imagine.

00:42:11.680 Yeah.

00:42:12.560 And you love, you just love Julie.

00:42:16.160 So now, have you ever missed a birthday or anniversary or Valentine's Day before?

00:42:21.860 I have missed a birthday before.

00:42:23.900 When?

00:42:24.540 When in the relationship?

00:42:26.460 How recent?

00:42:27.600 It was two years ago.

00:42:29.480 Two years ago.

00:42:30.680 So it's still trending poorly.

00:42:32.220 Yes.

00:42:32.800 Okay.

00:42:33.000 I missed it by a couple hours.

00:42:36.160 It doesn't, really doesn't matter.

00:42:37.920 It's not like, you know, at midnight, it's like you didn't say anything for two hours

00:42:42.980 and she knows.

00:42:43.700 Okay.

00:42:43.980 So here's the thing, Don.

00:42:45.300 We're going to give you some extra seconds here because we have this theory that the

00:42:48.840 longer you wait between her name and I love you, the more powerful that love is when

00:42:54.520 it's spoken like that.

00:42:55.580 So we're going to give you a seven second wait.

00:42:58.140 And so this is what I want you to do.

00:43:01.320 I'm going to say, Don, is there anything that you want to say to Julie before you leave?

00:43:05.240 And you say, yes, Glenn, Julie, then in your head, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

00:43:15.960 I love you.

00:43:17.220 So we got to wait seven seconds.

00:43:18.620 If you say okay or something like that beforehand, we're going to blow it for you.

00:43:22.760 Yeah.

00:43:23.440 Okay.

00:43:23.960 It won't work out well.

00:43:24.880 Do you want to practice?

00:43:25.960 Yeah, let's practice one.

00:43:26.660 Okay.

00:43:27.280 So, Don, is there anything you want to say to her before we hang up?

00:43:32.440 Yes, Glenn.

00:43:36.040 You have to say her name.

00:43:37.200 Yes, her name.

00:43:38.440 Anyway.

00:43:44.600 I deeply love you.

00:43:46.280 Oh, that's beautiful.

00:43:47.180 That's beautiful.

00:43:47.960 I like the way I live.

00:43:48.980 Yeah.

00:43:49.240 Okay.

00:43:49.640 We're going to take a quick break.

00:43:50.940 Then we're going to come back with Don and Julie.

00:43:54.500 And if Julie's not there, there's a rickety stool in the back that we're just going to shove up here. 0.91

00:44:00.820 And we have Don on the phone.

00:44:05.600 Hello, Don.

00:44:07.620 Yes.

00:44:08.200 Don, welcome to the Big Frog 110 FM.

00:44:11.060 Well, thank you.

00:44:12.720 You're welcome.

00:44:13.240 Is your wife, Julie, on the phone?

00:44:16.700 Yes.

00:44:17.380 Hi, Julie.

00:44:18.020 How are you?

00:44:19.220 I'm good.

00:44:19.900 How are you?

00:44:20.500 Very good.

00:44:21.060 Did you have any idea that Don was working on something for you?

00:44:25.940 I had zero idea.

00:44:27.740 Zero idea.

00:44:29.160 Well, you two have been selected as our couple of the year.

00:44:33.060 Only one couple every year.

00:44:35.120 And they're pretty amazing.

00:44:36.280 And what made you select this one, Doc?

00:44:38.080 Well, we've looked at this.

00:44:39.600 It's a special case.

00:44:41.000 This is something unique.

00:44:42.220 It's something different.

00:44:43.540 We took something out of this letter, I think, that really put them over the edge.

00:44:47.440 Of course, please.

00:44:47.820 Here it is.

00:44:48.380 It says, Dear Mr. Beck, I've never entered a contest like this before.

00:44:52.840 Is that true, Don?

00:44:54.320 Never done anything like this, huh?

00:44:56.600 Yeah, this is the first time.

00:44:58.180 However, I felt I had to tell you about my beautiful wife, Julie.

00:45:02.440 I really can't express in words how uniquely wonderful Julie truly is.

00:45:07.180 Honestly, at first, I think I was just attracted to her looks and her beautiful demeanor.

00:45:15.920 But this, as time went by, it turned into so much more.

00:45:19.700 I guess I knew it was true love the first time we made contact.

00:45:25.140 What do you mean by that, Don?

00:45:28.180 I'm not going to ask you.

00:45:32.780 There's many meanings for that.

00:45:34.580 Okay.

00:45:35.040 All right.

00:45:35.440 Sure.

00:45:35.800 And that trip to Cedar Point.

00:45:38.200 Wow.

00:45:39.060 What a perfect time that was.

00:45:41.000 You remember that time, Julie?

00:45:42.960 I sure do.

00:45:44.200 As fondly as he does?

00:45:45.900 Oh, yes.

00:45:47.100 Yeah.

00:45:47.740 I guess what sets her apart is the distinctive way she loves me and the rest of the family,

00:45:53.100 unlike any other blonde woman in Hillsborough County. 0.87

00:45:57.020 I could go on forever, but that would take away from my time with her.

00:46:02.120 I have to get back to work.

00:46:03.480 I work at Cedar Point where I'm a maintenance manager from 9 to 5 Monday through Thursday and

00:46:11.300 Sundays off.

00:46:12.560 Besides, everyone always tries to make love so complex.

00:46:16.000 But that's why I think we should be your Valentine's couple of the year, because for me, it's simple.

00:46:22.980 I just love Julie.

00:46:29.520 Wow.

00:46:31.280 Julie, how do you feel about that?

00:46:33.420 That was very sweet and unexpected.

00:46:39.600 Oh, really?

00:46:41.120 Now, I have to tell you, we're doing this on Valentine's Day, but we've kind of screwed

00:46:45.500 this up.

00:46:47.040 And so we're going to have to have you guys go out to dinner.

00:46:51.180 We were supposed to make the reservations and we didn't.

00:46:53.460 So, Don, can you get this?

00:46:58.060 Julie, do you mind if you don't do something tonight and you wait a little bit?

00:47:02.140 Postpone it?

00:47:03.380 That is fine.

00:47:05.060 That's great.

00:47:05.760 That's great.

00:47:06.460 Thank you so much, guys.

00:47:08.380 And Don, is there anything you want to say to Julie?

00:47:11.980 Well, yes, Glenn.

00:47:13.980 Julie.

00:47:17.820 Yes.

00:47:18.680 I love you.

00:47:20.700 Beautiful.

00:47:21.560 Beautiful.

00:47:21.960 Wow.

00:47:22.540 Thank you guys very much.

00:47:24.360 Thank you.

00:47:25.100 Don and Julie from Florida, our couple of the year.

00:47:32.300 This is the best of the Glenn Beck program.

00:47:45.420 We're going to run out of time today.

00:47:47.580 Let me just finish this clip because I just think this clip is just so outrageous. 0.95

00:47:51.060 We all know what's going on in Venezuela.

00:47:54.060 We all know that Maduro, he altered the elections.

00:47:58.900 He took all of the people that were running against him that had a chance and he put them in jail.

00:48:03.560 This is not a democratically elected guy.

00:48:08.780 He seized power.

00:48:11.400 He was elected the first time.

00:48:13.440 Second time.

00:48:14.400 No.

00:48:14.920 And he's using food as a weapon in that last election.

00:48:19.340 He, in Spanish, his slogan was, you give, I give.

00:48:24.660 Meaning you vote for me, I give your community food.

00:48:28.600 We know what's going on.

00:48:30.440 We know who's on the right side.

00:48:31.720 But apparently, Congressman Omar does, has no idea.

00:48:37.280 She thinks that we're on the wrong side.

00:48:39.900 Listen to the rest.

00:48:41.520 Yes or no, would you support an armed faction within Venezuela that engages in war crimes,

00:48:49.520 crimes against humanity or genocide, if you believe they were serving U.S. interest,

00:48:55.840 as you did in Guatemala, El Salvador and Nicaragua?

00:48:59.140 I am not going to respond to that question.

00:49:02.960 I'm sorry.

00:49:03.620 I don't think this entire line of questioning is meant to be real questions.

00:49:08.000 And so I will not reply.

00:49:09.880 Good for you.

00:49:10.900 Whether you, under your watch, a genocide will take place and you will look the other way

00:49:16.640 because American interests were being upheld is a fair question.

00:49:21.380 Because the American people want to know that any time we engage a country, that we think

00:49:31.320 about what our actions could be and how we believe our values are being farthered.

00:49:40.740 That is my question.

00:49:41.740 Will you make sure that human rights are not violated and that we uphold international

00:49:51.040 and human rights?

00:49:55.400 I suppose there is a question in there.

00:49:57.540 And the answer is that the entire thrust of American policy in Venezuela is to support

00:50:05.260 the Venezuelan people's effort to restore democracy to their country.

00:50:10.180 That's our policy.

00:50:11.740 I don't think anybody disputes that.

00:50:15.260 The question I had for you is that the interest, does the interest of the United States include

00:50:23.360 protecting human rights and include protecting people against genocide?

00:50:30.540 That is always the position of the United States.

00:50:34.220 Thank you.

00:50:35.200 You are not going to get a serious person to take a serious job in this country if that's

00:50:41.300 who you put in Congress.

00:50:42.300 That is the most insulting thing I've ever heard.

00:50:47.840 Now, there are bad guys, you know, in Congress.

00:50:51.540 There are bad guys in government.

00:50:53.820 There are bad guys in the public sphere.

00:50:55.840 But if you really, truly believe that American interests come above genocide in a country where we are in.

00:51:06.720 Laughable.

00:51:07.180 It's laughable. 0.97

00:51:08.420 Especially, how dare you, as a Muslim, as a Muslim, say those things while we have been fighting and freeing slaves that Muslims have taken because they started a deadly caliphate because we tried to free people. 0.94

00:51:27.960 And let's not just pass by the fact that we now have at least one member in the U.S. Congress that believes the American people have committed genocide on three occasions in what, the last 30 years?

00:51:43.120 I mean, I'm sure others believe it, but I don't remember anyone else ever saying it.

00:51:47.520 It's the same person.

00:51:49.460 It's the exact same person who also thinks that Israel has hypnotized the world.

00:51:56.520 If that's not anti-Semitic, you can go to one of her many other anti-Semitic statements.

00:52:02.960 It's all about the Benjamins.

00:52:04.760 This woman is so, this woman, and she's not even the one that wrote for Louis Farrakhan for years.

00:52:13.080 I mean, she's not the only extremist in Congress now.

00:52:19.720 Well, there were plenty of extremists before, but this is...

00:52:23.200 No, this kind of extremist.

00:52:24.340 And, you know, this isn't, you know, Maxine Waters, who's been around for a thousand years and is obviously insane.

00:52:29.620 These are three young Congress people who have been identified as the future of the Democratic Party.

00:52:37.400 You know, that is, that's scary.

00:52:43.040 I don't know how you're going to, I don't know how you're going to, I don't know how they think they're going to save or get elected in a majority with this kind of stuff.

00:52:54.460 And for all the...

00:52:55.220 The green jobs thing?

00:52:56.540 Oh, yeah.

00:52:56.900 Okay, so all that was released, apparently, all that was released, this is their excuse now and why Mitch McConnell was sabotaging them,

00:53:06.860 is because all that they had was just a memo, a talking points memo, that we think, you know, green energy is important

00:53:13.780 and we think we should eventually get off fossil fuels.

00:53:16.900 And that's what everybody signed on to.

00:53:18.660 Apparently, there is no bill except a resolution that says, hey, we think these things are important.

00:53:25.340 Not an actual, hey, let's get rid of the planes and let's get rid of the cars.

00:53:29.840 That's at Casio Cortez.

00:53:31.960 Has she put that out?

00:53:33.600 It's, they're not going to survive.

00:53:39.400 This is the best of a Glenn Beck program.

00:53:48.660 We have Mark and Elizabeth on the phone.

00:53:51.000 I wanted to bring them on because their story is incredible.

00:53:54.140 They, they met and maybe they can help you, Andrew.

00:53:57.660 They met.

00:53:59.200 Huh?

00:53:59.460 They got sisters? 0.85

00:54:00.620 I don't know.

00:54:02.380 Okay.

00:54:02.680 But they, they met at Mercury One.

00:54:05.700 They were part of the leadership program.

00:54:08.200 And so we have Mark, are you there?

00:54:11.080 And Elizabeth?

00:54:12.680 I'm here.

00:54:14.680 Mark, are you there?

00:54:15.560 Mark, he's not there.

00:54:21.900 Our producers say he's there, but he's not there.

00:54:24.020 So let me just talk to Elizabeth. 0.99

00:54:25.740 Elizabeth.

00:54:27.380 Hi.

00:54:27.940 Hi.

00:54:28.220 How are you?

00:54:29.300 I'm good.

00:54:29.780 How are you?

00:54:30.300 Very good.

00:54:30.760 So you guys met at this leadership program that we did.

00:54:34.940 And tell me about this because none of us had any idea that there was something starting,

00:54:40.160 starting there.

00:54:40.780 Um, well, it was, it was kind of one of those things where, um, I think almost everyone in,

00:54:48.240 in the program, we have a group chat actually that we all keep in touch with.

00:54:52.880 And, um, Mark and I just started texting over the group chat and formed this friendship that

00:54:58.680 kind of, um, so it wasn't, so it didn't happen while you were here in those two weeks.

00:55:04.220 Did you guys notice each other?

00:55:05.960 Did you, were you looking across the room going, you know?

00:55:09.860 Um, I think Mark was probably more so than I was at that time.

00:55:13.600 Yeah.

00:55:14.260 But, um.

00:55:15.460 Now, how do you feel about, because here you are on national radio talking about your love,

00:55:18.780 and in the biggest moment of your life, he's abandoned you.

00:55:21.920 How do you feel about that?

00:55:22.820 I'm, I'm here now.

00:55:23.760 Oh, he's here now.

00:55:24.860 He's showing up late.

00:55:26.280 Yeah, he's showing up late.

00:55:28.080 That's what men do for Dave.

00:55:29.300 Yeah, so did you, uh, did you know, uh, Mark, uh, you know, when, when you were in the leadership

00:55:35.040 program, were you, were you looking and saying, okay, Elizabeth, she will be mine or no one

00:55:39.960 will have her?

00:55:41.520 Um, not, not quite that early.

00:55:43.940 Um, I was interested.

00:55:46.020 I think the first time I knew I was interested was the Mercury One ball that year.

00:55:51.040 Um, that you guys were selling the raffle tickets for the car.

00:55:55.800 Yeah.

00:55:56.000 And, um, another girl who was volunteering, who had been in the leadership program, offered

00:56:02.020 to sell me one.

00:56:03.040 And I said, great pitch, good practice, glad you are doing this.

00:56:07.480 I'm going to go buy one from Elizabeth.

00:56:09.380 Wow.

00:56:10.000 Wow.

00:56:10.660 See, that's the kind of thing that you do, Andrew.

00:56:12.700 If somebody's selling.

00:56:13.520 Buy cars?

00:56:14.100 No, you, if somebody is selling, uh, you know, something and, uh, and you think she's attractive, 0.69

00:56:20.660 you should go up and say, so how much?

00:56:24.260 Okay.

00:56:24.640 Yeah, that works well.

00:56:25.740 Okay.

00:56:26.300 In certain circumstances.

00:56:27.400 And then be like, now, uh, if I get like two of these things, what kind of dinner are

00:56:31.600 we going to get?

00:56:32.260 And make it transactional because then the woman will appreciate that I'm good at math. 0.99

00:56:35.780 Yeah.

00:56:36.040 What do you think, Elizabeth?

00:56:36.920 Is that the thing for Andrew to, uh?

00:56:40.100 I mean, he could give it a shot.

00:56:41.980 Okay.

00:56:43.060 I'm going to get two or three cars this weekend.

00:56:45.320 Right.

00:56:45.420 So when do you, uh, when do you guys get married?

00:56:47.620 Because, because, um, I brought you up on stage at our, uh, event here for the Mercury

00:56:52.640 one ball just recently and you proposed and Elizabeth, you had no idea that was coming.

00:56:57.920 I didn't.

00:56:59.360 It was pretty cool.

00:57:00.800 That was a surprise.

00:57:01.780 It was, it was awesome.

00:57:02.740 And, uh, Mark said, I live that I have a question to ask you.

00:57:05.940 And then he never asked the question and, um, I agreed to, you didn't ask.

00:57:13.580 Has he asked, has he asked since?

00:57:17.660 Yes.

00:57:18.140 He clarified and he told me he had all this worked up in his head and it just didn't come

00:57:24.340 out of his mouth at the time, but.

00:57:26.000 Right.

00:57:26.600 So you agreed to something that you had no idea what you were agreeing to.

00:57:31.160 I did.

00:57:31.880 Yeah.

00:57:32.260 Three times.

00:57:32.840 I have it all in writing now though.

00:57:34.260 Well, okay.

00:57:35.040 Good.

00:57:35.480 Nice.

00:57:35.740 All right.

00:57:36.060 Good.

00:57:36.360 Well, guys, congratulations.

00:57:37.740 You're our couple of the year and we know how special that really is.

00:57:42.320 So, uh, congratulations.

00:57:44.980 Thanks guys.

00:57:46.360 God bless.

00:57:47.960 Very happy for you.

00:57:48.680 Thank you.

00:57:49.140 You bet.

00:57:49.920 Uh, so, uh, uh, by the way, you can find love.

00:57:54.940 Maybe you should, you're too old.

00:57:56.760 Uh, you can get involved if you're 18 to 24 years old.

00:58:01.320 Uh, Mercury one has a really amazing thing.

00:58:04.500 It's a two week leadership training program and that's what they were both in.

00:58:07.300 Uh, and if you know somebody who is 18 to 24, or if that is you and you want to learn

00:58:12.420 about leadership, you want to learn about the foundations of America and learn firsthand.

00:58:16.600 You have a rare opportunity to handle the, uh, the founding documents yourself and do some research for yourself.

00:58:24.160 Apparently not the only thing you're handling at this, uh, particular.

00:58:26.680 Uh, yes, it is.

00:58:27.440 As she said, it didn't happen until after.

00:58:29.180 Anyway, mercuryone.org slash LTP, mercuryone.org slash LTP.

00:58:35.660 If you need a hookup spot.

00:58:36.980 No, it's not what that, it's not what that is.

00:58:39.200 No.

00:58:40.160 Are you sure?

00:58:40.980 If, uh, if you know what, and I, I have a comparable leadership program for models between

00:58:44.780 ages 25 and 40.

00:58:46.620 So what are you?

00:58:47.260 It's a Star Trek themed camp about leadership.

00:58:49.780 So if you're a model 24 to 40, uh, be sure to reach out.

00:58:53.060 Cause I would.

00:58:53.480 How important is the Star Trek part of the relationship?

00:58:56.120 Not really, not honestly that big of a deal.

00:58:58.140 It's, it's a fun thing.

00:58:59.220 So if she hates it.

00:59:00.540 Um, you know, I, this is the give and take thing is I'm not, uh, I'm not a huge sports

00:59:04.120 guy.

00:59:04.640 So I think, I think I'd have to be like, okay, cool.

00:59:06.620 I'm not going to make you dress up at conventions with me, but I don't have to go to games unless

00:59:10.880 we spawn and our children become quarterbacks.

00:59:13.460 Then I will watch.

00:59:15.040 Spawn.

00:59:15.600 Yeah.

00:59:16.320 You are romantic.

00:59:17.660 I cannot.

00:59:19.040 I can't.

00:59:19.460 Screams Valentine's Day.

00:59:20.540 It does.

00:59:20.900 Excuse me.

00:59:21.220 Make spawn.

00:59:22.300 Okay.

00:59:22.620 There you go.

00:59:23.460 Much better.

00:59:24.160 Uh, Andrew Heaton.

00:59:24.900 Thank you so much.

00:59:25.580 Thank you.

00:59:25.880 You can find his, a very funny podcast, um, from, uh, the blaze network and you can find

00:59:32.140 it wherever podcasts are found.

00:59:34.420 Uh, and it's something's off with Andrew Heaton.

00:59:37.400 And the more you listen, the more you realize, no, there's more than a little something.

00:59:41.900 There's a lot off with Andrew Heaton.

00:59:44.180 The blaze radio network on demand.

00:59:49.960 Well you don't get the honors.

00:59:51.540 See you next time.

00:59:56.340 I agree with you.

00:59:57.780 Bye.

00:59:58.220 Bye.

00:59:58.540 Bye.

The Glenn Beck Program - February 14, 2019

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