The Glenn Beck Program - Best of the Program ｜ Guests： Nick Di Paolo & Jeffy Fisher ｜ 10⧸2⧸19

00:00:00.000 Hey, thanks for checking out the podcast. We got a great Wednesday for you. We have Nick DiPaolo on.

00:00:05.240 Very, very funny. Also, the two objectives, I think, of this impeachment. One is to destroy

00:00:13.260 Donald Trump. The other is to discredit anyone who talks about anything about Biden or beyond.

00:00:21.920 And we explain that. Also, Bernie Sanders was in for surgery to put a couple of stints in his heart.

00:00:29.560 But Jeffy, who's been with this program since, I think, around 2000, has had that surgery recently.

00:00:35.860 We talked to him about what it's like to recover. And he thinks that Sanders could be out for at least a couple of months.

00:00:43.700 What does that mean to the campaign? We go through the financial update.

00:00:47.640 We also go through all of the polls. And also, Donald Trump, did he really say,

00:00:56.540 Why don't we dig a moat and put alligators and snakes in it? 1.00

00:01:00.340 I say yes. He really did say that.

00:01:03.800 All that and more on today's podcast.

00:01:06.020 I want to talk to you a little bit about a journalist, a guy who's worked for the New York Times,

00:01:30.360 The Washington Post, The Washington Times.

00:01:35.040 I think The Times or The Examiner. I think it was The Times.

00:01:38.440 He has worked for the Associated Press.

00:01:41.700 He is an award-winning investigative journalist who has taken and done investigative journalism

00:01:49.920 that took down different policies on George Bush, on Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump.

00:01:59.000 He is an equal opportunity reporter.

00:02:02.200 He is not someone who is looking for his truth.

00:02:05.740 He's looking for the truth.

00:02:07.820 He has, again, worked at all of the, quote unquote, best places.

00:02:14.420 But since he has started working on Ukraine and telling the truth and doing the only real heavy lifting on Ukraine,

00:02:23.600 he is being destroyed now in the press.

00:02:26.840 And I want to show you how Google just destroys people.

00:02:33.740 If you look for John Solomon now, you get the first thing, leaked memo.

00:02:39.240 Colleagues unload on John Solomon.

00:02:42.840 The next one, how conservative columnists helped push the narrative of Trump.

00:02:53.040 Then you have articles from The New York Times.

00:02:57.560 Let me see if I can, let me add in Ukraine and John Solomon and see what else we get.

00:03:07.260 Let's see.

00:03:07.960 We get real clear politics.

00:03:10.660 Top stories.

00:03:11.660 Rudy Giuliani.

00:03:12.420 Trump is being framed.

00:03:13.560 This document shows the Iranian prosecutor under oath.

00:03:15.760 The Washington Post.

00:03:18.160 Trump's anti-impeachment strategy is materialism, materializing, and it could work.

00:03:23.220 Then you have John Solomon, Ukraine.

00:03:25.840 Colleagues unload.

00:03:27.440 How a conservative columnist helped push the agenda.

00:03:30.640 Then you have a John Solomon article there.

00:03:33.220 Then another article from him.

00:03:36.700 Then you have foreignpolicy.com, how a D.C. news site amplified dubious Ukrainian claims.

00:03:43.040 Then you have the New Republic talking about John Solomon's role in laundering the Ukraine scandal.

00:03:51.980 Another one from The Intercept.

00:03:53.760 Reporters help Trump spread lies about Biden in Ukraine.

00:03:57.180 Then the lawfare, you have a timeline of the Trump-Ukraine scandal, and it talks about John Solomon in that.

00:04:08.840 This guy is being decimated, decimated right now.

00:04:15.720 Let me read this.

00:04:20.520 The clock is ticking down.

00:04:22.580 Thursday, 9.30 Eastern, 6.30 Pacific.

00:04:25.400 I will show you the facts behind the real story in Ukraine.

00:04:30.240 Why was Nancy Pelosi so quick to change her mind on impeachment? 1.00

00:04:33.920 The smoking gun, just not the one they claim.

00:04:37.480 Join me on YouTube and Facebook.

00:04:40.780 Thursday, 9.30 Eastern.

00:04:43.900 Now, listen to the responses.

00:04:46.960 Thank you, Glenn, for being a voice of reason in the midst of chaos.

00:04:49.600 We always make our judgments on the basis of incomplete evidence.

00:04:55.600 It's like dark matter.

00:04:56.800 We believe it, but we can't see it.

00:04:59.480 Then the next one.

00:05:00.580 Taking notes from Gorka, I see.

00:05:03.700 I'm pretty sure I know how this ends.

00:05:05.880 Biden did it.

00:05:06.840 Oddly, let's see, something about the GIF.

00:05:11.840 Is there anyone else sick of people taking the story, which is officially documented, swapping the names around to fit their political agenda as if they can't even be bothered and acting like they're doing us some magical favor?

00:05:23.380 Glenn Beck has nothing short of the onion, but with better pay.

00:05:29.600 Is it a coincidence that Gorka and Pompeo are both in Italy right now?

00:05:35.160 Will this be like the time that you were going to replace the traditional Fourth of July celebration with your wacky moon fest or your prediction that all U.S. banks would be nationalized?

00:05:46.280 Let's see.

00:05:47.200 Then we have.

00:05:48.220 Yeah, people really listen to you.

00:05:49.940 Yeah. 0.97

00:05:50.160 Yeah, Glenn, we're going to listen to your your bat crap conspiracy theories that have long been debunked. 0.97

00:05:57.940 Searching for an audience. 0.98

00:05:59.420 The tinfoil hats are on the edge of their seats.

00:06:03.720 Was it a Saudi national?

00:06:06.840 So if the team of Barack Obama and Joe Biden was not around in 2014, what would be the Vegas odds of Hunter Biden getting a job in the Ukraine be?

00:06:15.420 That's a good one.

00:06:16.020 Dude, haven't you bankrupt your company yet or have you re sucked up to the MAGA crowd to get their table scraps?

00:06:25.640 Unbelievable.

00:06:27.000 Can't you just disappear in obscurity quietly?

00:06:30.380 Anyway, it goes on.

00:06:31.940 That last one was mine.

00:06:33.160 But yeah, thank you.

00:06:33.960 I know it goes on and on and on.

00:06:36.620 Now, is anyone interested in seeing both sides of the story?

00:06:44.980 We've gone back and forth on whether we should include the media's spin, but I'm going to mention that we're not going to mention the media spin and the story from the left, because that's what you're getting everywhere.

00:07:00.340 So take what they're saying and compare it with what we're saying.

00:07:07.020 Is this country even interested anymore in actual facts?

00:07:13.620 Or do we all just run to support, defend our team?

00:07:17.760 The facts are, are very, very stunningly clear on what's going on.

00:07:27.420 Now, you might say that Donald Trump did something that was uncomfortable or you didn't like, but it's not what he was.

00:07:36.900 He is being charged with.

00:07:38.520 In fact, the evidence and evidence that is already gone to court in foreign countries shows this is a different story.

00:07:48.340 It is, it is, it is not remarkable to have people who are just trying to do their job today be destroyed.

00:08:05.840 John Solomon is a good reporter.

00:08:10.860 He is a fair reporter.

00:08:14.080 He is a guy who has taken on both sides.

00:08:17.500 He is a guy who has taken on investigative reporting against, against the odds in more than just politics.

00:08:27.420 He's a guy who has done great work and won many awards from the people who are now tearing him down only for political purposes.

00:08:44.860 I'm not sure what the truth is.

00:08:47.500 But I am sure of this.

00:08:50.340 You're not getting it. 0.78

00:08:53.700 If anybody is truly, if you truly care about the Republic, it's time for us to put this team player crap aside and call it as the chips fall down on the table. 0.84

00:09:09.020 You call it as you call it as you see it. 0.94

00:09:13.360 Balls and strikes.

00:09:15.800 I'm sorry, but this one falls into the category of things that I don't like.

00:09:22.520 This one falls into the category of things that make me feel good.

00:09:27.800 They're both equal because they're both true.

00:09:30.580 If we're going to do, if we're going to save our country, we're going to find out a lot of things that we don't like.

00:09:39.660 A lot.

00:09:42.000 We're going to be embarrassed.

00:09:43.400 We are going to be uncomfortable.

00:09:48.320 And we're going to have to do things that we don't like.

00:09:50.640 On this particular occasion, I'm mainly talking about those who are just blindly following the press.

00:09:59.860 There was a survey that was out that shows that 60 or 70 percent of the American people no longer trust the press.

00:10:09.640 That's good.

00:10:11.140 That's good.

00:10:12.840 But if that's true, how come so many people are being convinced by this same press?

00:10:20.680 The answer is because they want it to be true.

00:10:24.300 We know the press wants things to be true.

00:10:27.780 It's why they salivate every time they have a new Trump story.

00:10:31.840 Oh, this one's going to be it.

00:10:33.200 This is going to be the one.

00:10:34.740 This is going to be it.

00:10:35.480 He's going to be out.

00:10:36.200 He's going to be impeached.

00:10:37.160 This is the one.

00:10:39.920 And it doesn't happen.

00:10:43.860 And they embarrass themselves.

00:10:50.640 There's a lot of information that you need to know.

00:10:52.600 We're going to cover some of this today.

00:10:54.240 And tomorrow we are we are covering all of it.

00:10:58.020 I also want to cover.

00:10:59.740 I want to cover today what Joe Biden did in China.

00:11:05.280 Now, I want you to know the special is not about Joe Biden.

00:11:08.220 It's not.

00:11:09.420 He plays a role.

00:11:12.040 But that's not what this story is about.

00:11:14.260 This story really is not about Joe Biden and Donald Trump and the next election.

00:11:21.260 This story is about the last election and the next election.

00:11:27.900 And not what Donald Trump or Joe Biden were doing.

00:11:35.380 Don't miss it.

00:11:36.560 It's tomorrow night at 930.

00:11:39.420 It's on Ukraine.

00:11:40.520 Please tell your friends have watch parties if you can.

00:11:44.580 It will be on Facebook and it will be on YouTube.

00:11:48.420 We want to get the maximum number of people watching it.

00:11:51.160 So it's free.

00:11:52.980 But we have a special tonight on China and the Bidens, which is amazing.

00:12:00.400 It's the China and Biden involvement in this scandal tonight at 5 p.m.

00:12:07.000 only on the Blaze TV.

00:12:08.480 Then we have a Ukraine special preview for the Blaze subscribers at 5 p.m. tomorrow.

00:12:14.660 And then we go nationwide with everyone on YouTube and Facebook.

00:12:20.160 And you can find that tomorrow night at 930.

00:12:23.980 You're going to need to tell your friends because I would imagine we're already going to be throttled down.

00:12:31.080 I would imagine that Facebook and Google is not really interested in helping us get this story out.

00:12:38.820 So you're going to need to find a friend because you're not going to see the notifications.

00:12:43.780 You're not going to you're not going to be alerted to all of this.

00:12:48.640 And they will make it more difficult for you to find it or your friends to find it who might think the same kind of thoughts.

00:12:56.760 So search it out tomorrow.

00:12:59.520 It's on Facebook and on YouTube at 930 Eastern Time, 830 Central Ukraine.

00:13:06.680 The Democrats Russia. 0.64

00:13:08.260 Only from the Blaze.

00:13:12.960 The best of the Glenn Beck Program.

00:13:21.380 Hey, it's Glenn and you're listening to the Glenn Beck Program.

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00:13:32.160 So Nick DiPaolo is a very funny comedian.

00:13:37.700 If you're easily offended, he is not the comedian for you.

00:13:42.440 He has a breath of fresh air.

00:13:44.840 It's his special available to watch for free at NickDip.com.

00:13:49.660 He has he has been nominated for Emmys.

00:13:53.140 He has written for Chris Rock.

00:13:54.760 He is really, truly one of the icons in comedy.

00:13:59.080 But I don't know how he survives because he is so very politically incorrect.

00:14:06.140 Welcome to it.

00:14:07.300 Nick DiPaolo.

00:14:08.100 How are you?

00:14:08.980 Good, Mr. Beck.

00:14:09.860 How are you?

00:14:10.480 Good.

00:14:10.660 So I just want to ask your opinion on this.

00:14:13.900 Donald Trump.

00:14:14.760 It's being reported today that Donald Trump said, OK, so you won't build the wall.

00:14:18.840 Well, why don't we just build a fence and electrify it?

00:14:21.840 And they said, Mr. President, we can't do that.

00:14:23.660 Well, why don't we just put big spikes on the top of the wall that will impale them? 0.98

00:14:27.520 We can't do that, Mr. President. 1.00

00:14:29.360 Well, why don't we just shoot him in the leg if they start to come across? 1.00

00:14:32.660 We can't do that, Mr. President. 1.00

00:14:34.320 OK, then how what?

00:14:35.560 Why don't we just dig a moat and put snakes and alligators in it? 1.00

00:14:40.320 Did he say did he say this?

00:14:42.240 Of course he said it.

00:14:42.960 Of course he said it.

00:14:43.980 And why is it controversial?

00:14:46.300 That's what I don't get.

00:14:47.320 I think he's a fan of mine.

00:14:48.960 I suggested all this in Breath of Fresh Air.

00:14:51.860 I said, how can you have a discussion about an invasion into your country without bringing up lethal force? 0.99

00:14:57.540 To build the wall is stupid when we have flamethrowers, machine guns, tanks. 0.99

00:15:02.680 That's what I said. 1.00

00:15:04.400 And I said, you know.

00:15:06.520 He probably is a big fan of yours.

00:15:08.760 I got two words for you.

00:15:10.460 Landmines.

00:15:11.660 Not not not ones like World War One that they were outlawed after that, but tiny ones that'll just take a foot off or something.

00:15:19.080 But but but then, you know, you're going to have to watch a guy cutting your lawn using a leaf blower with a limp.

00:15:23.980 So that's disturbing.

00:15:25.420 Right.

00:15:25.760 OK, good.

00:15:26.720 If you're going to build the wall.

00:15:28.300 OK, he actually.

00:15:29.380 Do you remember this?

00:15:29.940 This is the best thing Trump ever said.

00:15:31.420 They said, well, the press said, well, the wall is medieval.

00:15:35.240 And he said, well, well, the wheel is medieval.

00:15:37.780 We're still using that.

00:15:39.040 Yeah.

00:15:39.400 Which is true.

00:15:40.100 So he should compromise.

00:15:41.240 Build the wall out of wheels.

00:15:44.500 But but that's not going to work because then the hubcaps are going to be missing on the other side.

00:15:49.220 OK.

00:15:49.660 All right.

00:15:50.160 See, this is what I mean.

00:15:51.180 I don't know how you I don't know how you make it.

00:15:54.820 I mean, it's perfectly harmless.

00:15:56.480 It's comedy.

00:15:57.140 It's the way it always has been.

00:15:58.400 All right.

00:15:58.680 But I don't know how you make it in today's world.

00:16:00.960 Glenn, look, OK, you can't shoot somebody.

00:16:03.840 If that's mid to medieval, then then come up with something else.

00:16:07.120 A, you know, a super soaker filled with cat urine.

00:16:10.360 You see what I'm saying?

00:16:10.980 There's a million ways to go about this.

00:16:13.520 And if you're going to build the wall, get get original with it.

00:16:17.180 Here's my idea.

00:16:18.240 Make it look like the green monster at Fenway Park.

00:16:22.540 It's about 40 feet high.

00:16:24.500 Got those seats at the top.

00:16:25.960 You put all the militia up there with their rifles.

00:16:28.760 Every every time you every time it illegal, you know, gets taken down.

00:16:32.840 There's a guy on the board that has to put a one up manually.

00:16:37.560 Trump just put up a crooked number on the bottom of the knife.

00:16:40.380 So, you know, you know, you remind me of, I mean, a Donald Trump green.

00:16:45.100 No, you know, you remind me of the new president of Ukraine.

00:16:48.880 You know, he's a guy just like you.

00:16:51.180 He was a comedian.

00:16:51.940 He was Jon Stewart.

00:16:53.580 And he when he ran, he had no debates.

00:16:57.160 He didn't he didn't push forward any policies.

00:17:01.100 He was just saying things like what you're saying now.

00:17:05.540 And people were like, you know what?

00:17:07.460 I think this government is so corrupt and such a joke.

00:17:11.060 I think this guy might actually be good.

00:17:13.600 And it's turning out that he might be.

00:17:16.360 That's a great segue.

00:17:17.660 I'm about to announce running in 2020.

00:17:20.360 Really?

00:17:21.140 Yeah.

00:17:21.580 I'm going to be on Pete Buttigieg's ticket.

00:17:25.520 Really?

00:17:26.260 Yeah.

00:17:26.680 I'll pretend to be to think like him. 0.99

00:17:28.240 And then I'll strangle him when I get in a room. 0.93

00:17:30.040 But no, Mike Pence already called me. 0.66

00:17:31.880 And I think this might go down.

00:17:33.020 This might go down.

00:17:33.760 OK.

00:17:34.180 Oh, he loves me, Pence.

00:17:37.840 Yeah.

00:17:38.240 You know, I think the top of the ticket might love you.

00:17:40.320 But Mike Pence might.

00:17:42.560 I don't see Mike Pence in, you know, in your show, you know, anywhere in the audience.

00:17:47.760 No.

00:17:48.820 Could you please stop smoking that fake cigarette?

00:17:51.820 It's not fake.

00:17:52.620 It's real.

00:17:53.200 I just didn't light it out of respect for you.

00:17:55.180 There's something smells in the studio today.

00:17:56.760 Like a dog died in the wall or something.

00:17:58.900 I don't know.

00:17:59.400 Right.

00:17:59.960 It's like a cemetery in Ukraine. 0.99

00:18:02.520 It's filthy stinking in here. 0.98

00:18:03.700 So why don't you light it if you're. 0.93

00:18:07.240 Because that'll cause the sprinklers to. 1.00

00:18:09.560 It's like Wrigley feel.

00:18:10.660 I'll get soaked and then you'll have a good laugh.

00:18:12.360 OK.

00:18:12.760 All right. 0.99

00:18:13.100 My manager's giving me crap with these headphones. 0.98

00:18:15.360 It says it makes me look old that I'm you. 0.98

00:18:16.920 And I'm like, did you see Glenn Beck?

00:18:18.200 Like he looks like he looks like Kenny Rogers that gets stung by bees.

00:18:24.520 What are you talking about?

00:18:26.820 I was in I was in your favorite part of the world.

00:18:29.860 Do we have to go to break?

00:18:30.940 Do I have time?

00:18:31.480 No, you have to.

00:18:31.960 I, you know, great.

00:18:33.900 I went to Salt Lake City, one of your favorite places.

00:18:36.320 I've never been to a cleaner place.

00:18:39.720 It was freaking me out.

00:18:41.200 I actually I walked around after the show downtown looking for cigarette butts.

00:18:46.000 I became obsessed.

00:18:47.660 Later, I actually spit and I took a hanky out, wiped it off the sidewalk.

00:18:52.280 It was like being in my mother's living room after she got a new rug and new furniture.

00:18:55.980 It is so uncomfortable.

00:18:57.400 Yeah, it is a little like the place where they would put the plastic covers over the park benches.

00:19:01.840 Yes, I it was.

00:19:03.460 And the crowds are very white, whiter than, you know, the Osmond's teeth.

00:19:06.900 It was very, very.

00:19:09.200 I love it is my point.

00:19:10.720 It was like being in a Bush beer commercial with those mountains.

00:19:16.260 And I would move there tomorrow, Glenn.

00:19:18.080 I would, too.

00:19:19.080 And then I went to you love it there.

00:19:20.700 They said you're there all the time.

00:19:21.900 Yeah, I love it.

00:19:22.780 I have a I have a place up in the mountains and so what did he just say?

00:19:29.680 Mistress.

00:19:30.460 Yeah.

00:19:31.180 Yeah.

00:19:31.580 I get all my mistresses. 0.81

00:19:34.280 But I I love it there.

00:19:37.840 And, you know, the problem is it's becoming so high tech and all the people from California are moving in.

00:19:43.240 And just like Texas, they're going to wreck it.

00:19:45.940 They're just going to wreck it.

00:19:47.900 Put up a wall.

00:19:49.400 Those mountains ain't enough.

00:19:51.140 Alligators.

00:19:51.580 I was going to say or alligators.

00:19:53.560 I wonder if there's mountain alligators.

00:19:55.640 Let me take a quick break because I want to talk to you about the the climate change craziness that is going on and how we're all not supposed to eat meat.

00:20:07.040 And yet there's a new study out that says, hey, by the way, everything we said about meat is wrong.

00:20:11.940 OK, so I can't keep up with what food is good for you, what food is bad for you.

00:20:16.320 And all these people have been saying that meat, that humans shouldn't be eating meat.

00:20:20.240 Then please explain my incisors.

00:20:22.760 It makes no sense.

00:20:26.380 I mean, right.

00:20:28.120 I mean, you'll have your incisors.

00:20:29.940 Yeah, right here.

00:20:30.620 You have them, too.

00:20:31.300 Don't you?

00:20:31.760 So I guess you didn't do cocaine in the 80s.

00:20:33.680 No, all my teeth haven't fallen out yet.

00:20:39.160 But, you know, we're animals.

00:20:42.600 We're animals.

00:20:43.380 And to say that you shouldn't be eating meat now, maybe not as much meat or whatever, but all things in moderation.

00:20:50.940 What are your thoughts on the new on the new put meat out of business because it's bad for you and bad for the environment versus no, not really.

00:20:59.660 All those all those studies were wrong.

00:21:02.100 They've we've had conflicting news on food and what's good, what's bad.

00:21:06.160 If we're a fat country, if we're I'm getting mixed signals.

00:21:10.340 I saw a Bloomberg on the Internet a few months ago going for the first time in the history of this planet, more people are dying from obesity than starvation.

00:21:19.660 And I'm like, OK, what's your point?

00:21:21.640 That's called progress.

00:21:23.100 You rather you rather die because you ate too many quarter pounders or because you were a quarter quarter pounder. 0.95

00:21:28.900 You know, right.

00:21:29.980 Here's my.

00:21:30.800 So if that's true, more people are dying from obesity than starvation.

00:21:34.460 Then we're going to have to change those commercials you see late at night on TV with the little kid in the desert eating the bowl of mushroom flies all over.

00:21:41.060 We're going to have to replace him with a 400 pound Green Bay Packers fan in his recliner with chicken wings on his lap, barbecue sauce in his hair.

00:21:48.960 And just five dollars a month will help him not eat for just five dollars a month. 0.94

00:21:53.400 You can buy this fat pig a treadmill and for another 20 cents a head of cabbage. 0.87

00:21:59.600 He hasn't seen roughage since the Hoover administration. 0.99

00:22:02.280 Look at him.

00:22:02.860 He's got whipped cream on the bridge of his nose.

00:22:05.480 There's all this conflicting stuff.

00:22:06.980 Then they come on.

00:22:07.700 I don't know if we're a fat country or not.

00:22:09.480 I see these commercials late at night.

00:22:11.400 One in three Americans goes to bed hungry every night. 1.00

00:22:14.940 Why stop off at the fridge on the way to the bedroom, stupid? 1.00

00:22:17.840 I mean, what? 1.00

00:22:20.380 One in five Americans doesn't know where the next meal is coming from.

00:22:24.640 Yeah, neither do I.

00:22:25.720 Could be Dine and Dash.

00:22:26.780 Could be Wendy's.

00:22:27.660 Could be Tony Romus.

00:22:29.600 I mean, you know, I can't.

00:22:32.060 I'm not supposed to eat carbs.

00:22:33.640 I'm not supposed to eat meat.

00:22:35.980 I'm not supposed to have, you know, salt.

00:22:39.320 I'm down to, you know what I had last night, but then a cauliflower and Skittles.

00:22:43.840 I don't think Skittles should be in there either.

00:22:47.040 I don't know if you know that.

00:22:48.460 Well, I'll tell that to Marshawn Lynch, the running back, the former running back.

00:22:51.520 So I grew up on it.

00:22:52.620 Have you tried this?

00:22:54.360 What is it?

00:22:55.080 The no the no meat?

00:22:56.480 The what is it?

00:22:57.960 The impossible burger.

00:22:59.040 Impossible burger.

00:23:00.060 Have you tried that yet?

00:23:01.260 Yes.

00:23:01.620 It tasted like cat.

00:23:04.000 You know what cat tastes like?

00:23:05.720 Yes, I do.

00:23:06.380 I spent some time in Korea.

00:23:07.720 Yeah.

00:23:08.140 Okay.

00:23:08.580 So in in.

00:23:11.340 Did you try it at a restaurant or did you try it at Burger King?

00:23:17.300 I got the recipe online.

00:23:19.180 I try to recreate it.

00:23:21.040 I used I used weeds and onions and dirt.

00:23:24.500 And it tastes like the same Whopper that it always did.

00:23:28.200 Right.

00:23:28.760 What a lie that is.

00:23:29.940 Are you really going to Burger King because you want to eat healthy?

00:23:33.040 Your tub of lard.

00:23:34.200 This is delicious.

00:23:35.800 What are you kidding me?

00:23:37.240 It's a burger that's made out of, you know, come on.

00:23:42.160 You know, it's a it's the Burger King burger is bad.

00:23:45.260 But where did we have them here, Stu?

00:23:47.060 Hopdoddy was the place.

00:23:48.440 Hopdoddy local place here that we've had them.

00:23:50.440 And they're actually really good.

00:23:52.220 And my feeling on meat is if you can make it taste and and really taste and have the

00:23:58.640 texture of meat, I don't really care.

00:24:01.240 I don't care if it's made out of Skittles or grass. 0.90

00:24:03.860 You sound like a serial killer. 0.91

00:24:07.000 That was very creepy. 0.96

00:24:08.620 I don't care what me taste like. 0.66

00:24:11.060 I put some A1 sauce on a girl's leg. 1.00

00:24:13.500 I'm telling you, it's delicious.

00:24:17.240 That was very creepy.

00:24:20.440 Hey, did you see that the Swedish Church of Sweden, I think it is, I can already say

00:24:28.780 no to this, came out and said that the girl Greta Thunberg or whatever her name was. 0.99

00:24:36.560 Thunberg, get it right.

00:24:37.340 I love her.

00:24:38.180 Do you love her?

00:24:39.480 She has been the the Church of Sweden has just come out and said that she is the the

00:24:48.100 reincarnation or something of Christ.

00:24:51.000 She's the successor of Christ.

00:24:53.360 The Church came out and said that.

00:24:55.900 That might be true.

00:24:56.880 Because every time I see her on TV, I go, Jesus Christ.

00:25:04.480 I don't know.

00:25:05.260 You know, do we talk about her yet?

00:25:06.940 I don't think so.

00:25:07.940 I don't think so.

00:25:08.520 What a ray of sunshine she is.

00:25:11.120 Oh, my gosh.

00:25:12.260 She makes Hillary look likable. 1.00

00:25:14.940 Here's a story you didn't hear about her.

00:25:17.020 Her parents took her to Chuck E. Cheese to celebrate her 10th birthday. 0.86

00:25:20.400 Five minutes after they left, the clown shot himself in the mouth. 0.95

00:25:24.420 Right. 0.97

00:25:27.960 Who's in fault here?

00:25:29.520 The parent?

00:25:30.240 The media?

00:25:31.060 The school?

00:25:32.060 Her?

00:25:32.680 What?

00:25:33.420 The parent.

00:25:35.060 The parents.

00:25:35.940 I'm serious.

00:25:37.440 That's considered, to me, child abuse.

00:25:39.620 She lost her innocence.

00:25:41.380 Most girls, you know, most young kids are losing their innocence to, like, seeing pornography 0.99

00:25:45.420 on the Internet.

00:25:46.480 She lost her innocence to, you know, studying satellite maps on the Weather Channel.

00:25:51.380 She sees a funnel cloud, and she's, you know, on the OxyContin five minutes later.

00:25:56.220 This is an unhealthy little girl. 0.96

00:25:58.360 I'm telling you.

00:25:59.020 Isn't the whole society unhealthy when you have, I mean, you have Gavin Newsom saying

00:26:05.400 that he was humiliated by the president on climate change?

00:26:10.740 What?

00:26:11.120 What?

00:26:11.440 And this guy, he, imagine the gall on him saying that.

00:26:15.360 He runs that state that is a laughing stock.

00:26:17.740 There's people camping out all over the sidewalks and stuff.

00:26:20.700 Yeah, he excoriated the United States, and the United States is only one of three countries

00:26:26.660 who actually grew their economy last year and reduced carbon emissions.

00:26:30.880 He didn't even bring up China or India.

00:26:33.040 Have you ever seen people going to work in China on the news?

00:26:36.420 You don't see that many surgical masks watching a mash marathon on TBS.

00:26:41.760 You know, and they had to cancel Little League in China this summer.

00:26:45.160 The fly balls weren't coming back.

00:26:47.100 They were sticking in that cream cheese they call oxygen.

00:26:50.760 And, you know, you see, like, squirrels with oxygen tanks.

00:26:53.440 That place is horrible.

00:26:54.440 And he's yelling at the United States, and he doesn't even, you know, 60, 0.96

00:26:59.720 I think it's 50% of Chinese people smoke. 0.81

00:27:02.100 And I figured out why, Glenn. 0.95

00:27:03.200 They need a filter in their mouth. 0.98

00:27:04.880 Right.

00:27:05.920 Can you look this up, Stu?

00:27:07.800 Can you look up the deal the banks just signed on,

00:27:10.560 the global banks just signed on to some climate treaty

00:27:13.580 to where they're not going to borrow money or lend money to people

00:27:19.360 who are not in line with the U.N. climate treaties?

00:27:24.320 Can you look this up?

00:27:25.680 How about India?

00:27:26.660 He didn't even bring up India.

00:27:28.840 India has not only over a billion people, a billion cows. 0.88

00:27:32.140 Now, cow flatulence apparently is helping cause global water. 1.00

00:27:35.640 They say it's the number one cause of climate gas.

00:27:42.920 And India has, like, two cows for every person. 0.86

00:27:45.000 So tell President Modi to throw some Maalox in those oats.

00:27:49.180 I mean, after these cows eat, you ever hear them about an hour later,

00:27:52.500 it sounds like a Louis Armstrong solo for 30 minutes.

00:27:57.100 When's the last time you were around cows?

00:27:59.280 I have a timeshare in Calcutta.

00:28:01.740 It's a beautiful look.

00:28:03.640 Really?

00:28:04.520 You know, Gavin Newsom, I noticed Gavin Newsom, he's yelling at,

00:28:08.760 I noticed India doesn't have to have an app.

00:28:10.900 They have less dung in their cow fields than Gavin Newsom does

00:28:14.320 on his sidewalks in California.

00:28:16.320 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:28:17.180 I don't think New Delhi has a crap app to tell you how to get around the dung. 1.00

00:28:21.140 Let me change the subject here before we run out of time. 0.98

00:28:24.840 Idaho.

00:28:25.360 My career?

00:28:26.800 Idaho must pay. 0.60

00:28:28.080 By the way, you're listening to Nick DiPaolo.

00:28:30.340 You can find him at Nick Dip.

00:28:32.260 He has a show there.

00:28:34.880 But what he really has is fantastic that you should watch.

00:28:38.280 If you're not easily offended, no, even if you're,

00:28:41.740 even if it takes a lot for you to be offended,

00:28:44.680 you still might be offended.

00:28:46.880 I'm getting hate mail from serial killers about my stuff.

00:28:50.540 NickDip.com.

00:28:51.640 He's got his comedy special on.

00:28:53.620 Let me take you to Idaho.

00:28:58.080 Idaho has to now pay for the inmate who wants to switch gender. 0.96

00:29:04.100 They have to pay for that surgery, according to the Ninth Circuit Court.

00:29:09.180 Your thoughts?

00:29:10.280 There's a few states, I guess, where your taxpayer money is going to go for people transitioning.

00:29:14.600 First, it upset me.

00:29:16.020 Then I said, okay, if you're going to do that, I have a say in how you look when you transition.

00:29:23.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:29:24.040 If I have skin in the game, I'm going to say where that skin goes and what it looks like. 0.94

00:29:27.940 If I'm buying a pizza, I get to pick the toppings.

00:29:30.780 So I'm going to start with, you know, a big chest, a heart-shaped bottom, high cheekbones, pouty lips. 0.91

00:29:36.820 As far as the actual genitalia, as Obama said, that's above my pay grade. 0.76

00:29:40.900 I'll let you guys figure that out.

00:29:42.380 Okay?

00:29:43.180 But I'm just saying.

00:29:44.900 All right.

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00:30:51.820 So it is fascinating to me to look at the fundraising dollars and to look at some of the polls and how Elizabeth Warren is doing really well.

00:31:01.400 And if you look at those polls and then you see that Bernie Sanders had a blockage last night, had to have emergency surgery in the middle of the night.

00:31:13.780 He is now going to be laid up for, we don't know how long he is doing fine, but I think this is going to dramatically impact his campaign and could take a lot of his people away to go to Elizabeth Warren.

00:31:27.900 And especially if he endorses, if he drops out and endorses Elizabeth Warren, she is the front runner for sure.

00:31:34.560 We have Jeff Fisher, who is all about blockages.

00:31:40.600 I mean, who among us, Glenn?

00:31:41.700 Who among us doesn't have a stint or two?

00:31:43.620 Right.

00:31:44.280 A couple of them.

00:31:44.980 You almost died from yours.

00:31:48.400 Thanks for reminding me, but yes.

00:31:49.780 Yes, you did.

00:31:50.560 You almost died.

00:31:51.120 Ten months ago, yeah.

00:31:51.920 Most people die from it.

00:31:53.560 That's correct.

00:31:54.020 Uh, and, uh, you, for some reason, God kept you alive, uh, but, uh, it really is incredible.

00:32:02.100 With all the things he's done to his body.

00:32:03.900 It is one of those, it is one of those things where you, when you first hear it, you go, there is no God.

00:32:09.000 Wait, it can make you doubt.

00:32:10.760 It can bring up doubts.

00:32:12.100 It's like, that guy, you didn't take that guy?

00:32:14.760 But you remember the plans are mysterious.

00:32:16.200 Right.

00:32:16.480 You don't know how to understand them.

00:32:17.480 That's true.

00:32:18.080 That's true.

00:32:19.360 Uh, this is fascinating though, Glenn.

00:32:20.900 So last night, Bernie Sanders is at a campaign event.

00:32:24.400 They say he has chest pain.

00:32:27.040 Um, and then the, the campaign kind of just blurts out this statement this morning.

00:32:31.420 Hey, Bernie had chest discomfort, uh, had two stents put in overnight.

00:32:36.220 We're canceling all events, uh, for the, for the, uh, I can't, foreseeable future.

00:32:41.760 For foreseeable future.

00:32:42.160 Was it?

00:32:42.460 It was, it was some term like that are, uh, in an undetermined amount of time.

00:32:46.040 It's not like he'll be back in a couple of weeks.

00:32:47.300 The only thing they threw in there to try to downplay was he, he'll be resting for the next few days.

00:32:51.740 But here, I want to get your opinion on this, Jeffy.

00:32:55.780 Like I have a friend who, uh, had a scheduled heart surgery that recently happened and, and

00:33:01.160 he knew about it three months in advance.

00:33:02.920 He knew the day it was going to happen.

00:33:04.160 He knew how long he was supposed to be out, which was a couple of weeks.

00:33:06.760 He's a younger, healthy guy.

00:33:08.920 And it was really to try to fix a problem that was not like a blockage.

00:33:15.240 It was something that could develop into problems.

00:33:18.040 Right.

00:33:18.480 Exactly.

00:33:19.620 That's one kind of heart surgery.

00:33:21.540 Your kind of heart surgery is on the other end of this, which is like you're having chest

00:33:25.560 pain.

00:33:25.880 They come to your house. 1.00

00:33:26.640 Holy crap. 1.00

00:33:27.440 Get them into surgery. 1.00

00:33:28.420 You're having a heart attack.

00:33:28.940 Get them out of here now.

00:33:30.020 And that's what that's, this is the Bernie brand of it, right?

00:33:32.100 Yes, absolutely.

00:33:32.900 It is.

00:33:33.260 They take you, I mean, you're having heart, chest pain and they say, oh, uh, that's a

00:33:38.460 heart attack.

00:33:39.040 Yes.

00:33:39.600 And they get you to the hospital and you get surgery right then.

00:33:42.680 So what he had when he had chest pains, he most likely had a heart attack.

00:33:47.500 He was probably experiencing a heart attack.

00:33:49.240 Heart attack.

00:33:49.460 Yeah.

00:33:49.600 Right then.

00:33:50.300 Because that's what the blockage used to be was we used, that's what we used to just

00:33:54.420 say was a heart attack.

00:33:55.280 You were blocked and then your heart would stop eventually and you'd just die. 0.80

00:33:58.260 Drop over.

00:33:58.900 Yeah.

00:33:59.080 Right.

00:33:59.240 Okay.

00:33:59.460 So they, like to get for a campaign.

00:34:02.520 First of all, obviously we all hope Bernie's okay.

00:34:05.080 I mean, you know, it goes without saying, but beyond that, to the, to the campaign part

00:34:09.740 of this, if you're, if the scheduled minor heart surgery is a couple of weeks, you were

00:34:14.960 out for, I mean, before you were like, not just up and out of bed, but like functional,

00:34:19.760 I'm back on a campaign trail level schedule.

00:34:22.740 How long would that have taken you?

00:34:25.300 Month, month and a half, maybe two.

00:34:27.880 Right.

00:34:28.100 I mean, you, you're looking at, uh, that you're looking at up and running and working

00:34:32.680 and being productive.

00:34:35.440 That's a good month or two.

00:34:37.980 That's if you're, that's if you're in top knot shape, which, you know, obviously I am.

00:34:42.840 Yeah.

00:34:43.000 You are.

00:34:43.380 Like others, you're an athlete.

00:34:44.720 But thank you.

00:34:45.900 Uh, the, but you know, people like, I mean, for instance, Mick Jagger, 75 years old had

00:34:51.740 the, had the stints put in and he was, you know, he was out for what, a couple of months

00:34:55.500 and working out with a heavy workout schedule to get back on doing what on tour, which is

00:35:00.940 what Bernie would be doing.

00:35:02.220 Yeah.

00:35:02.380 Basically the same type of a couple of months, two, three months.

00:35:04.400 Yeah.

00:35:04.880 And you, and you know, we joke, uh, that you're 147 years old, but you're considerably younger

00:35:09.580 than Bernie Sanders.

00:35:11.180 Uh, you know, Sanders at 78.

00:35:13.920 Now he's got a debate in two weeks, which you have to think right off the bat, there's

00:35:17.920 no way he's participating in, right?

00:35:20.080 That's a first huge development.

00:35:21.540 What does it feel like, Jeffy?

00:35:22.780 When you, are you just tired all the time?

00:35:25.040 What is it?

00:35:25.340 Yeah.

00:35:25.520 You don't have, you have, you don't have any energy.

00:35:27.720 You're just, you're, you're down.

00:35:29.160 You're trying to get, uh, you're trying to be alert.

00:35:32.020 Why is that?

00:35:32.840 Cause you would think that you would be better that if you, they took the, you know, when

00:35:36.780 you, you take an engine and you blow all the carbon out and you clean an engine all

00:35:40.460 up, it immediately starts to run really well.

00:35:44.780 Why don't you feel your body better?

00:35:46.920 I mean, your body is running well, but your body has just taken a beating, right?

00:35:50.500 I mean, it's taken a big beating of saying you almost died.

00:35:53.440 Yeah.

00:35:54.440 Blood stopped everywhere.

00:35:55.740 They take a, you know, they're, they, the way they get to your heart now is through your

00:35:59.800 groin area and come up into your heart. 0.91

00:36:01.680 Like, I don't know if you know that, but that doesn't feel well.

00:36:08.140 That, that, that, that's just masochism from the doctors.

00:36:11.200 They could totally go another way.

00:36:12.340 They're like, no, we're going through the groin.

00:36:14.240 Why can't you go through the neck?

00:36:15.440 It's closer to the heart.

00:36:18.360 I mean, so obviously there's a major, uh, and this is a major development.

00:36:23.440 First of all, are you going to vote for a guy who's already having the issues with age

00:36:28.180 at 78 and then has a heart surgery on top of it?

00:36:32.440 How long does it take him to get back?

00:36:34.220 We're only a few months away from Iowa.

00:36:37.900 Uh, there are reports that he has now canceled all spending on ads in Iowa.

00:36:42.280 Uh, does this, I mean, I bet he, I, I'd be hard pressed to believe that he makes the

00:36:48.220 debate in two weeks.

00:36:50.480 Yeah.

00:36:50.720 I mean, there's no way.

00:36:51.860 Cause if he does make the debate and he, and he looks ill at all, it will completely kill

00:36:58.600 it.

00:36:58.840 Right.

00:36:58.980 But on the other hand, if he makes the debate and looks good, then that might, that might

00:37:02.620 save him, might push back some of those concerns.

00:37:04.820 But I mean, that's, that's, you're risking a lot there. 0.69

00:37:06.840 You should ask you what all of our wives and your wife has been trying to kill you for 1.00

00:37:10.220 years, Jeffy.

00:37:11.220 But what would all of our wives say if we said, I've got a debate in two weeks, what 1.00

00:37:17.000 would all of our wives say? 0.99

00:37:18.240 Shut up. 1.00

00:37:18.840 You're not going anywhere near that thing. 1.00

00:37:20.240 You're not going.

00:37:21.380 No, I mean, you, can he miss a debate and still be competitive?

00:37:27.300 Yeah, probably.

00:37:28.200 Right.

00:37:28.500 I mean, if he were to come back in a month and it was completely fine, I don't think missing

00:37:31.920 one debate would completely derail the campaign.

00:37:33.980 I don't think he was competitive in the first place.

00:37:36.960 I mean, still, there's a national pullout today that still has him right with Warren

00:37:40.760 in second place.

00:37:42.320 So, I mean, he is, to say that he's, he has a base of support that doesn't seem to

00:37:47.440 move all that much.

00:37:48.280 Yeah, it doesn't grow.

00:37:48.860 They're very loyal to him.

00:37:49.900 Yeah.

00:37:50.160 It doesn't grow.

00:37:51.240 It doesn't get smaller.

00:37:52.900 But if he signs that over to Elizabeth Warren.

00:37:56.540 If you're Elizabeth Warren, all right, if I come in and talk, Bernie?

00:38:00.140 Yeah.

00:38:00.600 I mean, she's at the hospital talking to him.

00:38:02.380 Maybe you ought to drop out.

00:38:03.980 I mean, look, if he were to drop out today and say, Elizabeth Warren is the, is the

00:38:10.040 candidate that can bring my, my message home.

00:38:12.720 He's immediately the front runner in this race.

00:38:15.540 She is.

00:38:16.020 Excuse me.

00:38:16.500 She's immediately the front runner in this race. 1.00

00:38:18.860 You know, he, Bernie Sanders fundraising numbers just came out.

00:38:23.280 He did 18 million last quarter.

00:38:25.120 He got to 25.3 this quarter.

00:38:27.860 Holy cow. 0.89

00:38:28.360 Which is the highest number that has been turned out by, I think, any candidate on the

00:38:32.460 Democratic side so far.

00:38:33.620 We don't have Warren's number for this quarter yet.

00:38:36.300 But he outdid even Buttigieg's huge quarter from last time.

00:38:41.480 I mean, the Bernie thing to me has been in decline this quarter.

00:38:44.440 He's actually increased fundraising.

00:38:45.860 And he's pretty much held his poll numbers largely flat.

00:38:50.300 I mean, he's probably a little bit of a drop off, but he hasn't, he has not disintegrated.

00:38:55.960 If he can say to his really loyal followers, look, go to Elizabeth Warren.

00:39:00.100 I'm going to be campaigning for her as soon as I feel better.

00:39:02.220 But my health concerns, I have to drop out.

00:39:04.460 This lets him drop out without saying he lost, essentially, right?

00:39:07.620 It was the health thing.

00:39:08.900 You have someone who legitimately is going to try to campaign.

00:39:11.860 She is a socialist.

00:39:13.060 But you can say all you want that she's not.

00:39:15.460 But she is.

00:39:16.420 She is the only, she's just slightly more aware of what it looks like to say you're a socialist.

00:39:23.000 She didn't honeymoon in the Soviet Union.

00:39:24.440 Right.

00:39:24.700 And look, she was.

00:39:25.520 Okay.

00:39:26.300 That's the real difference.

00:39:27.440 She didn't go to Cuba and go, this is a paradise.

00:39:30.700 Well, and the big, you're right.

00:39:33.240 But to a bigger point, at that time, she was a Republican.

00:39:36.740 This is someone who much, has a much better understanding of a voter who might be in the middle.

00:39:42.640 And so she'll be a socialist in policy, but she never says she's a socialist.

00:39:48.140 She's aware enough of how bad that looks.

00:39:50.200 This is a major development, and it obviously is massively important to the Biden campaign's future.

00:39:58.420 What's crazy is, because I think she is going to be the candidate.

00:40:03.080 I just do.

00:40:04.260 I cannot believe that's happening.

00:40:05.840 You will see that, you watch the stock market.

00:40:09.600 As it becomes more apparent that she is going to be the candidate, you're going to see the stock market plummet.

00:40:16.340 And on that note, look up at the screen, down 463 points.

00:40:20.740 Yeah.

00:40:20.980 I don't think that's because of this.

00:40:23.720 You'll watch.

00:40:24.500 They'll start pricing her candidacy in as impeachment goes. 1.00

00:40:28.620 And as she grows stronger, if Bernie grows weaker, she will start to look like the candidate and the stock, the corporation.

00:40:39.780 Did you see the tape that Facebook was leaked yesterday with Zuckerberg?

00:40:45.820 Yeah.

00:40:46.440 I mean, Zuckerberg is like, we got to work to make this not happen.

00:40:50.840 Yeah, I agree with him on that.

00:40:52.080 People are always talking about Zuckerberg, but I agree with him on this point.

00:40:55.440 So wait a minute.

00:40:56.260 Wait a minute.

00:40:57.160 Who are you working for?

00:40:59.040 If it's between Trump and Elizabeth Warren, who's, what's Facebook going to do?

00:41:06.720 What's Google going to do?

00:41:08.340 Because Google, the people who actually run it know she's going to break you up. 1.00

00:41:13.860 She's going to break you up and take you over. 1.00

00:41:17.200 And they don't like Trump.

00:41:19.400 What do you do?

00:41:20.280 He might not be that far behind.

00:41:22.140 Yeah.

00:41:22.380 I mean, it's going to be that 2020 is going to be the, the hurricane of all hurricanes that you want to talk about global warming.

00:41:35.020 This thing is going to get so hot.

00:41:37.660 So good to see you again, Glenn.

00:41:40.220 I'm glad you had me come in.

00:41:41.600 I mean, can we talk about my heart attack and maybe the end of time again?

00:41:45.100 That would be great.

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The Glenn Beck Program - October 02, 2019

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