00:14:39.160So we're looking to see what he's going to decide and how he's handling things, including Christopher Wray coming up and testifying in front of Congress and saying, you know, we're not sure he was actually shot.
00:14:53.600We're not sure that was a bullet or it might have been glass, I guess, from Kamala's glass ceiling that she broke.
00:15:36.020But I guess it looks like the Democrat Party is trying to become unburdened by what has been and have Joe step down and put the selected but not elected Kamala Harris.
00:16:01.900But you can hear I'm in good spirits and laughing because I have the honor of working for President Donald A.
00:16:06.980Trump, who is a man who after, you know, mere seconds after an assassin's bullet, and it was a bullet, Glenn, as you just said, came within a millimeter of his life.
00:16:17.060This man got to his feet and said, fight, fight, fight, and then went on to have a phenomenal week in Milwaukee, unifying a complete Republican Party behind him.
00:16:25.140You just saw some clips released from the great, phenomenal golfer Bryson DeChambeau.
00:16:30.160I think getting to see some of President Trump's, you know, his humorous side.
00:16:37.140President Trump is, I call him the great American warrior because I think Ronald Reagan was the great communicator, another U.S. president, a great U.S. president who had a brush with the assassin's bullet.
00:16:47.900But President Trump's the great American warrior.
00:16:50.020And as he said, you know, I'm going to talk about this once.
00:16:52.700I'm going to share it, share it with candor, as he did on the stage in Milwaukee, and then I'm going to move on and I'm going to get back to work.
00:17:41.820I think the bullet that grazed him may have changed the country more.
00:17:46.420And the reason I say that is because I think when that bullet came within a millimeter of President Trump's life, the country realized, like, if not him, then who?
00:17:56.380You know, if President Trump isn't in this arena, who is there to actually fight for a secure border?
00:18:02.720And an economy where, I mean, people can actually have a chance at the American dream, let alone be able to go to the grocery store and, you know, you buy three items and all of a sudden you go, how is this $100, right?
00:18:13.000Like, if not, and then more generally, I think for the forgotten men and women of this country, who prior to President Trump's arrival on the political scene really had no authentic champion and certainly not one of the caliber of Donald J.
00:18:27.860So I think that is really what changed.
00:18:30.480I think it was a watershed moment for the country.
00:18:32.320I think it's one of those moments where everyone's going to look back and they're going to remember where they were standing and who they were with when it happened.
00:18:39.280But I also look at, as I said, the only thing more remarkable than what President Trump survived is his reaction.
00:18:47.600Within seconds of having a bullet come within a millimeter of your life, you're up on your feet with blood still on your face, very much still in clear and present danger.
00:18:55.720And you get up and you say, fight, fight, fight.
00:18:58.840And I do think that President Trump is now in this unique category of people, who I'm sure you've known people like this too, who have had a brush with death.
00:19:10.780It's a unique category of people who have come right to that edge of the thing that I think most of us fear deep down in a way, which is death, that this ride ends.
00:19:20.400We believe in a life after this one, but death's a scary thing.
00:19:23.560And you watch this man come within a millimeter of his life, come face to face with death, within seconds back on his feet and also back to work.
00:19:32.260And I have a lot of reverence for the men and women in our military and our veterans and like the long history in our country of, you know, you look at the stories of Medal of Honor recipients past and present.
00:19:45.320You know, you just see the valor, that fight, you're just, you're in awe of an act like that.
00:19:52.060And I just think that this country is so deserving of somebody like President Trump, who had a brush with the assassin's bullet.
00:19:58.540Like he said, he's the man who took a bullet for democracy.
00:20:01.360And then 10 days later, this man doesn't need to go retreat to Camp David for a week or take a nap for two years or whatever it is.
00:20:07.720This man is like, I'm ready to get back to work for you, you know?
00:20:10.760So, Carolyn, so is he going to listen to the Secret Service, Caroline?
00:20:17.160Well, we're really, yeah, we're really grateful to the Secret Service.
00:20:20.520And I want to say also, there's a distinction, right, between the Secret Service leadership in Washington, D.C.
00:20:27.100And, you know, the rank and file Secret Service agents who do a phenomenal job protecting President Trump, who give their, who are quite willing to give their lives to President Trump, as you, as you saw in Pennsylvania.
00:20:41.520And, you know, there's been a lot of talk on, you know, outside versus inside rallies.
00:20:46.300I would say this, it's the job of the Secret Service to protect President Trump, whether a rally is inside or outside.
00:20:52.880And President Trump in the past has held many rallies that are indoor arenas.
00:20:57.580He's held many rallies that are outdoors.
00:21:01.920So, you know, we want these investigations to play out at the D.C. level because, of course, the American people deserve answers.
00:21:08.180We don't have time to be wasting hearing Christopher Wray go through the semantics of, was it shrapnel, was it a bullet?
00:21:14.140It was an assassination attempt on a former U.S. president's life.
00:21:18.240He's been examined by esteemed physician, Ronnie Jackson, great physician, was the president, President Trump's physician during his time in the White House.
00:31:20.120I saw the story in the New York Times that was very hard hitting on you, saying that you're probably the one candidate in the history of the United States that really knows her way around the kitchen.
00:32:51.920I saw that Charlie XCX, which, yes, is a performing artist, you have put a banner on your page that says Kamala HQ with a neon background and lowercase letters, and that looks just like Charlie XCX's album Brat.
00:33:15.460Is that something that you are trying to image yourself as?
00:35:04.080And when I started doing the skits for them, just with time, you know, I think if you mimic over and over again and you really get the cadence down, it just gets easier and easier.
00:35:12.420And now I think she's making, you know, my laugh and my tone and my cadence is actually merging with hers.
00:35:19.720So I think that that's kind of like, you know, a working hazard.
00:35:44.060That's why it's easy for me to mimic her and to create like this sarcastic satire because I find her very ingenuine.
00:35:50.880In general, I think comedians or impressionists, they have this thing where they have to watch people and be observant.
00:35:57.120And just watching her, she comes off so ingenuine, so inauthentic, you know, down to the laugh.
00:36:03.420And intelligence-wise, you know, I'll tell you something.
00:36:05.900Just from a woman's perspective, forget about conservative, liberal, any of that.
00:36:09.780From a woman's perspective, I will be completely honest with you.
00:36:12.960It just makes me angry that someone like that can be in power and is making women look bad across the board because we're a lot better than that.
00:36:20.400And she doesn't give women in America a good name, especially with, you know, how she got here.
00:36:27.340You know, I'm calling a spade a spade.
00:36:28.820And I think that's what people find refreshing about my content is that I'm pretty much like direct in your face, you know, criticizing her through comedy because I find her very, very ingenuine.
00:36:40.520And I don't find her intelligent at all, despite the fact that she was just an attorney and, you know, her track record speaks for itself.