The Glenn Beck Program - Ep 154 ｜ Jim Breuer Doesn't Care if You Think His Comedy Is Too Political

00:00:00.000 You probably know today's guest from Saturday Night Live or Half-Baked or The Joe Rogan Experience.

00:00:06.560 He is very high energy. He has an incredible talent for telling stories.

00:00:12.700 He has captivated audiences, impressed fellow comedians, earning him a spot on the Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time.

00:00:19.860 He taught a young Dave Chappelle how to drive, spiritual advice from Steve Harvey.

00:00:24.900 He skipped lunch with Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld to get a mani-pedi with his wife.

00:00:33.660 This guy is rich, just rich. His output is prolific.

00:00:40.460 He's released five comedy albums in the last three years alone, including literally one just last week.

00:00:46.920 But he is more than all of those things.

00:00:49.700 He is a much deeper person than you could possibly imagine watching him on stage behind all of his characters.

00:01:01.960 And he he's he's the Jonathan Winters or or a Robin Williams in many ways.

00:01:12.120 Behind all of that, he is devoted to spiritual truths.

00:01:18.080 He proudly calls himself a modern day prophet warrior.

00:01:21.180 He doesn't really have a party or play politics.

00:01:24.360 It's that the things he talks about now are political.

00:01:27.620 And you'll understand that in the in the podcast.

00:01:30.900 He sees politics as an obstacle, an effort to rob us of our faith, multidimensional, full of wild stories, laughter and wisdom, but also heartbreak.

00:01:42.760 Even as his wife of 29 years battles terminal cancer, he knows that he will never be mad at God.

00:01:49.360 This man knows how to turn a stumbling block into a cornerstone and somehow he still finds the strength to bring the house down with roaring laughs.

00:01:58.160 This is a very, very entertaining podcast.

00:02:02.980 Please listen all the way to the end.

00:02:06.200 An amazing ending.

00:02:08.300 Please welcome Jim Brewer.

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00:03:27.720 What a pleasure.

00:03:41.320 You are hysterical.

00:03:43.700 I want to start at a place probably people talking to you would not start at.

00:03:52.680 I want to talk about how you deal so well with death and your dad's death, your wife being so sick.

00:04:03.300 You have such a great outlook on that.

00:04:06.920 I think when you have a deeper depth of life, a faith, you have God in your life and you understand that we're not living forever.

00:04:23.240 I think we have a serious problem with nobody knows or understands once we move into the next dimension, death or whatever you want to target.

00:04:33.480 We're all going to die.

00:04:34.160 And humanity took care of each other for a long time, not until, I don't know.

00:04:42.660 I remember being a kid and it's like, oh, grandma's in the basement.

00:04:46.440 Listen, grandma, she says crazy things.

00:04:51.000 Her mind's not there.

00:04:53.000 So, you know, grandma, bring someone down.

00:04:56.280 She's barking and she's talking about whatever.

00:04:59.800 It's an elephant.

00:05:00.740 We got to feed them by three o'clock.

00:05:02.760 Okay.

00:05:04.160 And we had people in the house somewhere along the line.

00:05:08.000 They're like, you've got to make a billion dollars and go over there and you're very important.

00:05:12.980 But your dad, yeah, put them in a home.

00:05:14.860 And we lost that, we've lost that connection with humanity.

00:05:23.240 And my parents were, I don't know, I think I reflect a lot.

00:05:28.460 I take a lot of time to reflect and think about life in general and what's really important.

00:05:34.080 Am I going to, I remember when I begged God my whole life, please.

00:05:38.740 I don't care how much money you make.

00:05:41.920 I don't care what goes on.

00:05:43.620 Please let me be there for that man.

00:05:47.260 I don't want him alone.

00:05:49.040 This man grew up with 10 brothers and sisters in Dayton, Kentucky.

00:05:55.880 They just got shoes there.

00:05:59.560 Sorry, Dayton.

00:06:03.100 But it was in World War II.

00:06:05.620 I mean, he basically lived in hell for a long time.

00:06:11.460 Yeah.

00:06:11.580 And he never complained.

00:06:14.660 He gave me his life.

00:06:16.860 I was an accident.

00:06:18.040 I wasn't supposed to happen.

00:06:19.500 So the least, when you think the way you're taken care of as a child, as you grew up,

00:06:25.580 my feeling is the least you can do is drop your very important world and your suburban

00:06:32.780 or whatever you think makes you important and keep going to sacrifice, to look after them

00:06:40.160 as they, as they start heading towards their end.

00:06:44.720 They take care of you.

00:06:45.760 That's the circle.

00:06:47.160 But we don't, we don't understand the circle anymore.

00:06:51.460 Don't you think, this is a conversation I want to have with God.

00:06:54.880 Don't you think it would be better if the circle were reversed?

00:06:59.160 You came out an old person.

00:07:02.280 Yeah.

00:07:02.780 And then you've, then you just got younger and younger.

00:07:05.920 So your kids had this cute little baby that just disappeared one day.

00:07:10.340 Yes.

00:07:11.120 I mean, but technically, technically it is kind of saying, cause you're still dropping deuces

00:07:14.780 in your pants, except for they're a lot bigger when they're 80, 90 years.

00:07:19.420 You've talked about this with your dad.

00:07:22.320 Yes.

00:07:22.860 And that was a big, that was a big breakthrough.

00:07:30.340 You know.

00:07:31.080 Tell the story about taking your dad on tour and tell that story.

00:07:35.400 All right.

00:07:35.920 So, I mean, I took him on tour all the time that, so I think you're referring to the documentary

00:07:41.620 more than me.

00:07:42.580 Um, and that's when I filmed everything with my dad, but I took him out all the time.

00:07:49.700 I just, I knew this might be the last time.

00:07:53.760 So I told the camera guys, listen, film, but concentrate on him and we'll make blogs or something like that.

00:08:02.600 But, uh, and I also realized that gave him so much life, um, gave him so much life, so

00:08:11.760 much to live for at that time, he's hanging out with the guys, he couldn't really get around.

00:08:16.240 But then I also, you got to humble yourself when they do have an accident, which wasn't, uh, we're not, they teach you all they want about Ponce de Leon and third grain.

00:08:29.320 And if you're not paying attention, they'll drug him.

00:08:31.400 Your child has ADHD, which means he's not sticking to the program.

00:08:37.840 Drug that kid.

00:08:38.900 We're so sorry for your child's problem and issue.

00:08:43.640 These drugs will help you.

00:08:47.320 Jeez.

00:08:48.680 Can you get any more demonic?

00:08:50.360 No, it's for the children.

00:08:51.620 This pill will make them understand things better.

00:08:55.020 Yeah.

00:08:55.260 He understood when he was in first grade going, uh, are we in prison or do we have to learn about geometry?

00:09:02.700 Should we learn about taking care of one another?

00:09:05.180 What are we learning here?

00:09:06.900 Sit down.

00:09:09.980 Your child has an issue.

00:09:15.120 He's not going to be one of us.

00:09:16.720 You want him to go to college.

00:09:17.900 You're successful, don't you?

00:09:19.220 Learn from professors.

00:09:21.500 They love that word.

00:09:23.200 Um, but that's all things you gotta, when the first time he, he dropped, I, he dropped a deuce in his pants.

00:09:35.000 He soiled himself.

00:09:36.940 That was, I could see the, uh, the look in his eye.

00:09:41.940 I saw the look in his eye and it was pure humiliation.

00:09:47.860 Um, and I just felt at that moment in time, it was my duty.

00:09:57.720 No pun intended, but it was my, it was, it would be an honor to let him know as much as possible.

00:10:05.800 Hey, don't let's, let's have fun with it.

00:10:09.400 It is what it is.

00:10:11.240 What are we going to do?

00:10:12.800 What are we going to do?

00:10:13.580 Let's just, uh, let's just go with it.

00:10:17.440 And I actually learned a lot more about him and I had to start showering him cause he gave up.

00:10:22.280 He gave up after a while.

00:10:23.960 And when he gave up, what do you mean he gave up?

00:10:26.920 He gave up.

00:10:27.820 My, um, my mom gave his car away and that happens with a lot of, uh, elderly people.

00:10:38.400 That was the end of my grandfather too.

00:10:40.020 Yes.

00:10:40.700 So I would, he, he would go, um, you know, if you need the car, I'm not going to use it.

00:10:51.180 I know you're not going to use it cause you can't even walk, but that was, that was there.

00:10:57.380 Yeah.

00:10:57.680 And it's the last independence they have.

00:11:00.260 Once the elderly lose their independence, they lose so much.

00:11:05.660 They don't want to be a burden.

00:11:07.380 They want to be able to go to the store on their own.

00:11:09.420 They want to be able to do things on their own.

00:11:12.180 I mean, think, think if you and I, we can't go anywhere and we have to always rely on people.

00:11:18.400 And then you see the looks on the people that have to take care of you and like,

00:11:24.240 hi dad, uh, you know, I gotta, here's one second.

00:11:29.200 Yeah.

00:11:29.620 Don't mind dad.

00:11:30.820 Yeah.

00:11:30.980 He's getting old.

00:11:33.380 Interfering with my life.

00:11:36.280 God hate making seven figures.

00:11:41.460 So, um, I think it all just, you figure it out, but you really have to deprogram yourself.

00:11:51.600 This is, they, they do a good job programming you for a long time.

00:11:56.440 Back with more with the incredible Jim Brewer.

00:12:01.180 Um, but first let me just pause to talk to you about relief factor.

00:12:04.780 Are you in pain?

00:12:06.420 Have you had pain where you're like, I just can't do it anymore.

00:12:09.640 Have you tried everything?

00:12:11.380 Have you, uh, have you gotten to the point to where you've kind of just said, uh, this

00:12:16.380 way I'm going to live.

00:12:17.420 That's the way I was about five years ago.

00:12:19.980 Please get your life back.

00:12:21.440 I can't tell you the relief of pain that has happened in my life.

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00:12:36.520 It's a quick start trial pack for it for three weeks.

00:12:39.260 Doesn't work.

00:12:39.860 Stop taking it.

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00:12:45.740 So what was your childhood like?

00:12:48.620 Cause you, you, oh, talk about your, oh, I had the greatest childhood in life.

00:12:55.540 Right.

00:12:56.080 I had the greatest childhood in life.

00:12:58.160 Um, but your dad fought in world war two.

00:13:00.460 Yes.

00:13:00.760 And he did not have a good childhood and he did not have a good childhood and he, and

00:13:05.420 well, he might've been there for you.

00:13:07.320 Tell me about him because he was, oh, he was always there, but he, but he didn't, he had,

00:13:12.360 he didn't say a word.

00:13:13.360 Yeah.

00:13:13.680 Didn't say a word.

00:13:14.560 Never said a word, but he's always, the only time he say something, if he honestly thought

00:13:20.820 I was going off the rails a little bit, he'd, he'd come in like, wait, wait, what's going

00:13:28.360 on out of you?

00:13:30.060 Nothing.

00:13:31.740 Hmm.

00:13:32.360 And that's all you do.

00:13:33.820 Hmm.

00:13:34.900 And that was enough for me.

00:13:35.900 Like me.

00:13:39.240 Um, but he, and I saw him, that's another thing in my twenties, which also helped think

00:13:48.760 about him more because I would, I would try to learn his history and I would try to learn

00:13:56.180 why he was the way he was.

00:13:59.360 Cause he was, he was, everyone loved him cause he was belly laughing funny, belly laughing

00:14:05.620 funny.

00:14:06.120 Is that where you get it?

00:14:08.100 No, I didn't, I didn't really understand his humor until afterwards.

00:14:12.100 He didn't, he didn't show his humor until we had a drink together and I turned 21.

00:14:17.460 A matter of fact, this is what happened.

00:14:20.180 I turned 21 and he goes, you're a man now.

00:14:25.180 So, uh, yeah, let's, you want to have a beer?

00:14:29.240 I said, sure.

00:14:30.360 Yeah, I'll have a beer.

00:14:31.400 And I went with my dad.

00:14:32.500 We went to this place called Swamp Water Owls, Palm Harbor, Florida.

00:14:37.920 We're like the only ones not wearing a hat.

00:14:43.800 We're the only ones that don't have like, you know, stringy hair off the chin.

00:14:49.860 And, um, I remember I was getting, you know, I don't know what to talk to him about, but

00:14:55.400 having a beer and I was such a jerk.

00:14:58.600 I think I was, you know, I was 21.

00:14:59.920 So I go, I'll be right back.

00:15:02.300 I'm just going to go outside for a second.

00:15:03.940 I got to, I got to, I got to talk to someone.

00:15:05.780 I went out.

00:15:06.500 I think I caught a buzz.

00:15:08.620 Totally.

00:15:09.180 And then I'm catching a buzz, forget him outside.

00:15:11.340 I'm talking to a couple of people and then like, I got to get in by my dad.

00:15:15.700 And I'll never forget this.

00:15:17.220 I walked in and as I walked in, I looked where we were standing and I saw all these young

00:15:23.000 guys looking down and I thought, Oh my God, he's, yeah, he's having a heart attack.

00:15:31.440 So I go running over there and they're howling with laughter, howling.

00:15:39.780 And I, I literally, you'd never seen your father funny.

00:15:44.160 I've heard it.

00:15:45.820 Like we would, I'd be in my, uh, I'd be a kid and we'd have a barbecue and I'd have

00:15:51.060 to go to bed and I'd hear in the back patio, like at midnight, everyone else go, Oh my

00:15:59.660 God.

00:16:00.640 Oh my God.

00:16:02.040 Jim, Jim.

00:16:03.660 Oh my God.

00:16:05.000 And I'd hear in high school, I would have people go, I was on your, your father's gym too.

00:16:13.420 I go, yeah.

00:16:13.920 I was on your father's garbage truck this year.

00:16:16.060 I go, I, I, I, I got your father's the funniest human being I've ever met in my life.

00:16:22.860 I went, my dad is my dad.

00:16:25.240 Wow.

00:16:27.560 Like what?

00:16:28.380 He's like, yeah, you have no clue.

00:16:30.920 I, he made my whole summer.

00:16:32.900 Really?

00:16:34.660 Really?

00:16:35.640 And so when I came back to that moment, I look and it was him.

00:16:40.500 He's five foot nine.

00:16:41.620 He's holding court and all my kids' lives, my hand to God, I'll never forget it.

00:16:50.080 This guy turns around and he goes, this guy's hilarious.

00:16:55.420 You got to listen to him.

00:16:59.440 And I went, that's my dad.

00:17:01.480 I swear to God, he goes, can I hire him for a party?

00:17:05.760 I want to hang out with him.

00:17:10.800 And then I watched him hold court for hours with these college kids.

00:17:17.420 Some of the things like, like, what was he talking about?

00:17:20.000 I can't repeat a lot of it, but he was one after the other, after the other.

00:17:27.440 I don't know where you could go on the podcast.

00:17:30.140 I'm not going to.

00:17:30.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:31.380 There's no rated G and I don't even think there's PG-13, but he would just do that.

00:17:37.880 He would look at the waitress go by and look at the kids.

00:17:40.280 You think you can handle that?

00:17:42.560 You think you can handle that?

00:17:44.180 That one will put you right back where you're dying.

00:17:47.640 And then.

00:17:53.200 Yeah, he was.

00:17:55.480 So that's when I discovered.

00:17:59.060 Your dad.

00:18:00.120 My dad.

00:18:01.380 And we, oh, we'd have great times.

00:18:05.040 But he also, I also knew he was, he was a lot older.

00:18:07.560 He had me when he was going on 45.

00:18:10.420 So.

00:18:13.880 That was another thing.

00:18:15.000 Like I knew we couldn't do sports or whatever, but we do fun stuff in the pool or we'd always

00:18:20.020 compete with little things, bocce or whatever.

00:18:23.400 Yeah.

00:18:23.820 And it was great.

00:18:24.640 My childhood was incredible.

00:18:26.220 We, we grew up on a street in Long Island where everyone looked after each other.

00:18:32.900 I mean, there was a range of kids between some of us were six years apart, but I looked

00:18:37.880 after them like little brothers and they looked, they looked at me like a big brother.

00:18:42.880 And the older kids looked at me like a little brother.

00:18:45.420 And then even the girls on the street, we all, all the neighbors, it's not that they, you

00:18:52.920 know, if you didn't like each other, that's okay, but you still should know each other.

00:18:56.440 And when, I mean, everyone knew each other.

00:18:58.880 And that's another lost art that has happened in this country.

00:19:03.220 It's, it's mind boggling.

00:19:05.320 It's just mind boggling.

00:19:06.960 The, um, and back then you didn't, if you got out of hand, someone else's mother would

00:19:11.840 be like, does your mother know that you're, cause I'm going to let her know unless you're

00:19:17.420 going to tell her, don't tell my mom.

00:19:19.700 No, I got to tell your mom, Jim.

00:19:21.580 Um, yeah, I'd hear that all the time.

00:19:23.520 Aren't you the Beck kid?

00:19:25.200 Yeah.

00:19:25.940 No.

00:19:26.920 I know your parents.

00:19:28.460 You'd be like, okay, right.

00:19:30.500 Yeah.

00:19:30.920 Right, right, right.

00:19:31.660 So it was a great childhood and, um, yeah, it's not like I came from this terrible world.

00:19:38.540 So who did you learn two things from?

00:19:41.340 First of all, the compassion.

00:19:43.040 Is that just something that is developed in you or who did you learn that from?

00:19:51.680 I think that, I think that's in everyone.

00:19:58.460 Unless it's beaten out of you.

00:20:01.740 So, and what I mean by that is, it's, it's, I don't, it's not one particular person.

00:20:10.240 It's, it's watching it.

00:20:12.560 It's learning it.

00:20:13.560 It's, it's studying it.

00:20:15.400 It's watching.

00:20:17.340 I remember, um, my wife's grandparents just to, and I have to give her credit.

00:20:26.180 You know, her husband was passing away.

00:20:28.180 My wife's grandfather.

00:20:29.440 And that was the first time I saw someone crawl in bed to hold them to pass away.

00:20:34.060 I just, wow.

00:20:37.060 That's wow.

00:20:39.240 I didn't know you can do that.

00:20:40.780 They have to go away.

00:20:41.900 And, um, and growing up, I mean, you learn in school, the kids that are picked on, I, I, you know, I'd get in a couple scraps.

00:20:53.560 I, you, you, you learn real quick growing up how mean society can be.

00:21:00.240 Ooh, you know, we'd had slow kids at school and they're the ones picked on.

00:21:05.540 So that would cause a lot of fights and, and then the most vicious kids in school who I couldn't stand.

00:21:14.520 Then you find out, oh, well, their father beats them or their, their grandfather.

00:21:19.680 There's something happened to them.

00:21:21.660 And even though it, well, it doesn't help the fingers, the punch marks on my chest that they left for no reason.

00:21:28.820 But you understand like, wow, I don't know what that's like.

00:21:33.820 Cause I don't have that.

00:21:35.180 So I think, I think compassion, you learn along the way, if you're open to it.

00:21:42.120 And I don't know if we're open to it as much.

00:21:45.040 I mean, you're go ahead.

00:21:46.760 No, I think we are.

00:21:47.880 I think the demons and I call them demons, um, have taken over everywhere that you're, that you got your mind and eyes locked into from the time you grew up.

00:22:03.680 It's, it's, it's, uh, movies, television, news networks, all of it.

00:22:09.840 And it's not, it's not so much, you know, people are concentrated on the stars are on there where they should concentrate on who's programming it.

00:22:18.000 Who's the one saying, yes, put more of this out there and make sure we damn anyone who's not vaccinated.

00:22:28.280 You know, you're watching hit TV shows and you're watching, uh, celebrities going, if you, you're watching, uh, late night television and they've did their, they've lost their soul, their minds, everything.

00:22:50.080 If you're not vaccinated, you shouldn't be treated.

00:22:57.840 What do you, have you lost your mind?

00:23:01.920 Yes, you have.

00:23:03.540 And you should not have an airwave to put out such hatred.

00:23:08.060 We have been programmed.

00:23:10.040 You know, it drives me nuts when I say one nation under God.

00:23:12.780 Well, if you honored God, what we push in our daily lives, our judgment, hate, um, violence, sodomy, it's everything opposite of God.

00:23:29.800 And we celebrate it, vanity, ego.

00:23:33.440 No, that's what's, so if I sit here and I make a million dollars, but I did it through creating a sex ring and pushing drugs and you came in here, made a million dollars because you're a lawyer.

00:23:48.940 It doesn't matter.

00:23:50.900 We're in the same financial field.

00:23:55.580 And that is an extremely dangerous God to look up to.

00:24:01.660 And that is what I feel has really taken over our society.

00:24:06.480 If not most of the world at times.

00:24:09.760 So let me see if I understand this because, um, I just went all over.

00:24:14.260 I apologize.

00:24:15.280 No, no, no, it's good.

00:24:16.220 No, it's good.

00:24:18.280 Where are we?

00:24:19.260 I think we start over there.

00:24:20.760 Ah!

00:24:21.260 Um, I've been saying for a while that it's not that we aren't a religious people or don't worship God.

00:24:33.560 We just worship our own gods.

00:24:35.900 Could be your car, could be your job.

00:24:37.580 Right now, it's a lot of people's job or their station in society.

00:24:41.760 They're not willing to do the right thing or say the right thing.

00:24:44.500 Is that what you're saying?

00:24:45.780 Absolutely.

00:24:46.560 Yeah.

00:24:47.480 And the, it's like morals.

00:24:49.640 I sit there and everything is, well, I'm saying that too, but if you turn on television,

00:24:57.580 I noticed this when I was a kid.

00:24:59.700 I'd watch the news and that's the first time when I realized, what is the news?

00:25:06.120 Because they don't bring anything good.

00:25:08.940 Every day, death, horror, murder, kidnapping, terrorist, disease.

00:25:19.640 Bad weather, and your team lost.

00:25:23.920 See you tomorrow.

00:25:25.460 With the facts and the channel you trust.

00:25:36.200 Brought to you by all these sponsors.

00:25:39.680 Keep pushing it.

00:25:40.460 Oh my God.

00:25:45.600 How do you not see that?

00:25:47.740 And then I'd hear people go, well, people don't want to hear good news.

00:25:52.620 Says who?

00:25:55.700 Says who?

00:25:57.240 It's never been tried.

00:25:58.880 If you came out with five, 10, 15 channels every day of your life, you are not going

00:26:05.620 to believe what happened today.

00:26:07.940 Carol broke her hip and she almost died.

00:26:10.920 And then her neighbors came and they baked the cake and they did this and this one's got

00:26:14.420 cancer.

00:26:14.980 And if you know anyone that got cancer, I guarantee you things would change like that.

00:26:20.620 If that's all you saw 24-7.

00:26:23.300 So the mindset of anyone that says, well, it doesn't really sell is a fool.

00:26:30.780 It's kind of like, I mean, as simple as, what is that?

00:26:35.320 That show used to be on, you know, move that bus.

00:26:37.660 And the whole community got together to take some family and they trans, you know, just

00:26:43.660 transformed their house.

00:26:45.380 It was always such a good story and a good feeling.

00:26:49.380 Yes.

00:26:49.800 That was number one.

00:26:51.080 Yes.

00:26:51.460 That was number one.

00:26:52.820 Right.

00:26:53.340 Thank you for this house.

00:26:54.720 I got nothing.

00:26:56.140 For God, I got a couch.

00:26:58.700 I got a couch.

00:27:01.780 Yes, there's a lot of goodness.

00:27:04.020 But in my opinion, the devil's got a killer entertainment agents.

00:27:10.560 Yeah, he does.

00:27:12.200 Killer.

00:27:12.720 But it's time to start pointing them out.

00:27:17.580 Hey, let me just take a second here away from the comedy of Jim Brewer and and talk to

00:27:24.600 you about pre-born.

00:27:26.880 We know that abortion has been a horror show in this country.

00:27:30.760 Sixty three million babies since the beginning of Roe versus Wade.

00:27:34.360 The blue states and California.

00:27:36.600 I just talked about it this week.

00:27:38.240 Proposition one is going to make infanticide.

00:27:43.380 I think infanticide legal.

00:27:46.180 It will at least positively take it up to a birthday abortion.

00:27:51.860 On their birthday, they can be killed.

00:27:54.420 It's going to get worse in some states.

00:27:58.940 We're battling evil and to battle evil.

00:28:01.120 We have to battle it with good and battle it with truth.

00:28:05.200 Eternal truths.

00:28:06.420 I want to talk to you a little bit about pre-born.

00:28:09.520 This is a company that we've been working for.

00:28:11.880 It's more of a ministry than a company.

00:28:13.300 But they're the direct competitor of Planned Parenthood.

00:28:16.960 They are in California.

00:28:18.500 They are in New York.

00:28:19.540 They are in wherever the largest providers are of abortion.

00:28:23.900 And we have made a goal of 50,000 babies, saving 50,000 babies this year.

00:28:33.200 The way they do it is when a mom comes in, they do an ultrasound.

00:28:37.740 When a mom hears the heartbeat for the first time, when she can see the baby, she is 80%

00:28:44.340 more likely to choose life.

00:28:46.720 That's why they have to stop them.

00:28:49.260 Please join us, will you?

00:28:51.440 I want you to just dial pound 250, say the keyword baby, and support any way you possibly

00:28:58.320 can.

00:28:59.100 Make a donation to pre-born.

00:29:01.380 Save 50,000 babies this year.

00:29:03.720 We can do it.

00:29:04.320 A lot of the problem has come from comedians being afraid or actually being part of it.

00:29:15.620 I don't know what happened to comedy.

00:29:17.960 I think, yeah.

00:29:18.900 You know, I think people would say, if they would watch, let's say somebody had to say

00:29:24.720 it, they would say, oh, this is very political.

00:29:28.360 But it's not.

00:29:29.460 It's not.

00:29:30.300 Glenn, what blows my mind is how many people say, oh, you're political now.

00:29:37.180 I ask them, what part is political?

00:29:40.740 First, I'm talking about you trying to stick a needle in me.

00:29:43.700 Is that political?

00:29:45.060 Or did you get conned and brainwashed to think it's political?

00:29:51.800 When is medicine political?

00:29:53.620 That alone, I love when people go, what are you, some type of conspiracy theorist?

00:30:02.860 I'm a conspiracy theorist because I'm questioning putting a needle.

00:30:09.760 And when I said, what's the results?

00:30:12.280 We don't know yet.

00:30:13.560 Oh, okay.

00:30:15.760 Okay.

00:30:16.660 Okay.

00:30:18.460 So, let me ask you, if I don't take it, I got a 99.9, but with it, I got less?

00:30:27.780 Oh, give it to me.

00:30:32.700 What is going on?

00:30:35.660 And how is that political?

00:30:37.360 But that is what another thing that's genius that I see has happened here is everything is categorized.

00:30:47.900 You're liberal, you're conservative, you're Democrat, you're Republican, you're this, you're that.

00:30:55.340 And I beg people to don't label yourself.

00:31:01.940 You do, in my opinion, you're doing yourself a dishonor.

00:31:07.600 If this is good, this is good, this person's good, this person's good.

00:31:12.200 Because the minute you label yourself.

00:31:14.980 You reduce.

00:31:16.100 Well, none of that.

00:31:17.280 Here, it's sports analogy.

00:31:19.120 You join a team.

00:31:20.400 I have people in my family, it's like, I'm a Democrat.

00:31:24.400 And I vote Democrat.

00:31:25.600 And I'm going to, I said, well, what if that Democrat?

00:31:27.820 No, 1960s, join the union.

00:31:30.820 And I'm not union, I'm a Democrat, I'm not Kennedy.

00:31:35.280 Yeah.

00:31:35.900 I get it.

00:31:37.540 But that was.

00:31:38.740 That used to be my grandparents.

00:31:40.080 They were Democrats because of FDR.

00:31:42.040 And nothing could change their mind.

00:31:44.400 Right.

00:31:45.220 So, and here's the problem.

00:31:49.360 A, you got the professional wrestling.

00:31:51.960 Or this side wants to do this.

00:31:56.980 It's really funny.

00:31:58.260 And this side wants to put up a wall when I say let everyone in.

00:32:07.240 Love for everyone.

00:32:10.320 How many shirts are we?

00:32:11.480 How many of you want to, we did pretty good.

00:32:13.760 All right, Bob, let's go have a steak.

00:32:15.440 You play the bad guy next year.

00:32:17.120 You got it.

00:32:17.840 When you join a team, here's an analogy I would always say.

00:32:23.980 I used to, when I'd watch baseball all the time, diehard Mets fan.

00:32:30.000 Okay.

00:32:30.520 Now, diehard Mets fan, when you join a team, you forget about your morals because you're

00:32:37.660 dedicated to a team.

00:32:39.340 And that's fine and good until the team does something really gnarly.

00:32:46.200 You know, I remember the first time a couple Mets players were accused of hitting their wives.

00:32:51.380 And that's the first time I went, now, wait a minute.

00:32:57.500 We don't know their culture.

00:33:00.960 And there might have been, we didn't get the whole story yet.

00:33:05.280 And so, keep, listen, we don't know where, if that was my brother or that was my neighbor,

00:33:16.020 I'd be like, hey, you all right?

00:33:18.000 Because that's, you got issues and you have to deal with them.

00:33:23.000 You don't, you don't do what you just did.

00:33:26.780 Like, that's just, that's the law of the, that's the moral code.

00:33:31.620 You don't hit a woman.

00:33:32.920 It's wrong with you.

00:33:33.600 But if it's on your team, hey, well, you don't know.

00:33:38.280 And that's when you're, I'm a Democrat.

00:33:40.860 And no matter what, it's, I've never seen a society controlled so well with just a name.

00:33:48.520 You could throw out the name Trump.

00:33:50.540 It sells no matter what.

00:33:52.780 It sells no matter what.

00:33:55.200 And it baffles my mind that the haters are still.

00:34:00.500 Mm-hmm.

00:34:01.500 But, and I tell people, listen, you know the phrase love is blind?

00:34:10.480 Hate is blind, more blind.

00:34:13.660 Hate will make you blind.

00:34:16.580 It'll make you make blind decisions.

00:34:19.320 It'll blind your emotions.

00:34:20.840 It'll blind your common sense.

00:34:24.200 Um, and, but they're doing a good job.

00:34:28.180 Mm-hmm.

00:34:29.120 What kind of price have you paid for being called political?

00:34:34.920 Even though I don't think you are.

00:34:36.360 I'm not.

00:34:36.920 Yeah.

00:34:37.080 I'm 100% not.

00:34:38.980 Mm-hmm.

00:34:39.240 Um, to be dead honest with you, once COVID really kicked in, and I already know that,

00:34:49.720 I think I came to terms a long time ago.

00:34:52.800 And again, once you realize we're not going to be here, we are in borrowed time.

00:34:57.580 Um, I do have God in my life.

00:35:00.580 Um, you, you, you just, you come to terms with reality on a deeper level.

00:35:10.540 And when, when COVID kicked in, I said, you know what, all bets are off.

00:35:17.700 I already knew I wasn't in control, but now not only am I not in control from the natural

00:35:24.280 order of life, but now the puppet masters that are in control just let us all know, you

00:35:32.120 know, we'll decide when you can do things.

00:35:36.680 And what you have to do to go back to your natural pleasures.

00:35:42.440 I don't know why I always go to an English accent.

00:35:45.680 To me, it's just more devilish.

00:35:49.780 Perhaps I should put the ears out.

00:35:52.280 Sire, do you think they're catching on of all sadistic ways for centuries?

00:35:59.220 And that, quite frankly, they never did free themselves.

00:36:02.180 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:36:04.180 How they love to pretend they're vaulting.

00:36:10.340 Yes, sire.

00:36:11.540 Yes, sire.

00:36:15.040 Do you think they'll ever snap out of it?

00:36:17.360 Not as long as we have television.

00:36:21.480 Send the thunder.

00:36:27.460 A new variant.

00:36:30.640 Back in the basement.

00:36:31.740 But what I was going to say was, there's not enough time anymore.

00:36:42.680 There never was time, but it made me realize I don't have time to worry about what people

00:36:46.000 think of me.

00:36:47.980 I know where I'm at in life.

00:36:50.620 I know where I'm at spiritually.

00:36:52.500 I know where I'm at with my family.

00:36:55.060 I know where I'm at in life.

00:36:58.660 And tremendous power spooks the hell out of people.

00:37:03.660 But it shouldn't.

00:37:04.620 I know.

00:37:05.120 But when I'm excited that other people get this.

00:37:08.460 I'm not worried about what people think.

00:37:11.940 Why?

00:37:12.820 Because they're still, hey, they're still like, they're stuck.

00:37:19.000 We ain't got time for stuck.

00:37:20.260 To me, this is the time of, you got to rise.

00:37:23.420 For years and years and years, you allow fear to control your life.

00:37:29.000 Fear of dying.

00:37:30.620 Fear of I might get sick.

00:37:32.120 Fear of my kid might not make a no.

00:37:34.180 So everything's based out of fear.

00:37:36.040 It's time for the fearless.

00:37:40.200 It's time for the fearless.

00:37:43.060 I really think the biggest fear we deal with is the common fear of, I'll be found out.

00:37:51.780 You know, I'll be found out.

00:37:52.960 I'm a fraud.

00:37:53.440 I'm not really what it, or whatever.

00:37:55.920 We, we, we.

00:37:56.840 Well, there is a lot of that.

00:37:58.200 Yeah.

00:37:58.340 We feel like, I mean, we are the craziest self-hating egomaniacs.

00:38:02.940 But we've been, we've been, we've been conditioned for that.

00:38:06.900 Yes.

00:38:07.300 We're in a system.

00:38:08.820 We're in a matrix.

00:38:09.540 Whatever you want to call this.

00:38:10.680 If you really, I always, I love natural humanity.

00:38:16.060 I love watching tribes.

00:38:17.400 Um, and when you watch them, then I started realizing the words that we've used to condemn

00:38:27.260 them.

00:38:28.360 They're not very modernized.

00:38:31.000 They're not civilized.

00:38:32.760 They're not educated.

00:38:34.280 All the words that we enslaved you for years.

00:38:39.380 Wear these pants, go to school, sit down.

00:38:43.160 They live for the day.

00:38:47.700 All of life's existence lives for the day.

00:38:53.820 We're the only ones like, well, I got to go to school and in 20 years, I'm going to take

00:38:57.600 my money and I'm going to invest that money and everything and I get my car and I drive

00:39:01.500 that way.

00:39:01.940 I, I remember being in Australia, I don't know, I was on Saturday Night Live and we went

00:39:10.160 to Australia and I was more fascinated with the alborigines and I, and I talked with one

00:39:19.340 and he just, he goes, you, to us, you all look like ants.

00:39:23.540 You just march aimlessly and you don't even know where you're going.

00:39:29.480 He goes, we, cause I was asking him cause they were all gathering under trees.

00:39:33.700 You'd be like in Sydney to be a tree and what are they doing?

00:39:38.280 They're like, Oh, well they're gathering.

00:39:39.620 The women are over there.

00:39:40.960 The men are over there and, uh, they're, they're discussing the day and they laugh about the

00:39:47.160 day and they live for the day and tomorrow hopefully brings them a new day.

00:39:52.220 Um, there's something to be said about that.

00:39:57.980 When you go to Africa, you know, people are like, Oh, he's poor Africa.

00:40:03.680 They're not, they're the ones that are living off the land.

00:40:07.900 They're not unhappy.

00:40:10.720 They love life.

00:40:12.940 I went last year.

00:40:14.380 They're living in what I would have called a fort when I was nine years old.

00:40:19.480 I mean, I got pictures.

00:40:20.460 It literally is the, I went to this village where they have the bushes around them, um,

00:40:27.460 to keep the, hopefully the predators to keep going.

00:40:30.120 And then their, their, their huts, I had like awesome pictures.

00:40:35.140 It's literally, it's literally like when we were kids, like you want to make a fort?

00:40:39.020 Yeah.

00:40:39.780 Okay.

00:40:40.420 Let's just go get some stuff.

00:40:42.000 And you come back and you're like, what do you got?

00:40:43.560 You're like, well, I've got a cardboard box.

00:40:46.000 Awesome.

00:40:46.400 I found some old sweatshirts.

00:40:48.780 Oh my God.

00:40:49.300 It's great.

00:40:50.420 Uh, some two by fours and a baby carriage.

00:40:53.320 We can do this.

00:40:54.360 And literally it's, it's shirts, bags, sticks.

00:41:00.900 It's a fort.

00:41:03.000 And there's just like a, a dress.

00:41:06.140 That's the door.

00:41:07.460 And you go in and they got it set up.

00:41:09.700 And it's like, they're like, this is, this is amazing.

00:41:14.560 And we created this and they're not making money.

00:41:17.880 They're not, they're just living life to the fullest at the moment.

00:41:25.440 Um, and they're in tune with spirituality and God.

00:41:30.300 And they're in tune that everything is connected.

00:41:34.160 All this has been so viciously planned to be deprogrammed of it's in everyone.

00:41:45.460 And I get excited when people discover it.

00:41:48.060 I get excited when the light beams inside someone, I get excited when someone gets that

00:41:54.260 moment and they see life completely differently and, and they start shedding all the stuff that

00:42:01.980 they thought was so valuable and such a necessity.

00:42:05.880 And I think COVID was the beginning of that big time.

00:42:08.620 Some, some people, I mean, I do with my family, we look at it as a blessing.

00:42:14.500 I mean, a hundred percent, horrible, horrible stuff happened.

00:42:17.020 Sure.

00:42:17.480 But it was a blessing.

00:42:19.200 A hundred percent.

00:42:19.700 You know, I got in, I got in trouble with conservatives after, uh, Barack Obama's administration.

00:42:24.340 Cause I said, I actually look at him and I'm grateful in some ways because I learned who

00:42:31.500 I was.

00:42:32.240 I learned more about my country.

00:42:34.160 I learned more about the things that I thought I knew that I didn't know.

00:42:38.660 Right.

00:42:39.160 It's good.

00:42:39.940 And there is no bad perspective per se.

00:42:43.240 It's what are you going to do with it?

00:42:44.820 What are you going to do about it?

00:42:46.320 Everyone's complaining.

00:42:48.020 Everyone's saying that's another thing.

00:42:49.380 That's another game.

00:42:50.220 They just get you to moan and complain and yell at the TV.

00:42:53.180 What are you going to do?

00:42:54.780 What are you doing?

00:42:56.360 Are you just complaining?

00:42:57.400 But yes, I agree with you.

00:42:58.700 COVID.

00:43:00.400 That was, that was it for me.

00:43:02.040 I didn't care what people thought.

00:43:03.600 As long as my intention continues to be and will always be, I may fall off the mark here

00:43:10.340 and there, but I have intentions that are, I can honestly say are pure for humanity.

00:43:18.600 I really want to see humanity thrive and it pisses me off when I feel it's being taken

00:43:28.220 advantage of.

00:43:29.800 And back to that, it was a long damn answer.

00:43:33.360 I don't care if people want to say, oh, he's this now.

00:43:37.360 And I bet you he voted for that.

00:43:38.880 That's on them.

00:43:40.240 I don't have time for them.

00:43:42.940 We don't have time for them anymore.

00:43:44.680 They'll catch up eventually.

00:43:46.480 You know, I was talking to a guy who makes sweatshirts.

00:43:50.740 You remember the old like high school sweatshirts?

00:43:53.920 I mean, if you're my age, you'll remember them, but they were made in America.

00:43:57.860 Those machines and the people that had that skill, they don't exist in America anymore.

00:44:03.320 We have to rebuild our apparel industry, making fabrics that you would think would be really

00:44:12.840 easy, making socks.

00:44:14.260 Not so easy.

00:44:15.580 It's not so easy.

00:44:16.860 And especially not in America.

00:44:19.200 Well, things are changing with Grip6.

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00:44:32.180 You don't have to look any further than Grip6.

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00:44:35.960 I think you will, too.

00:44:37.260 Put your trust and hard-earned money in a company that does it right here in America.

00:44:43.320 Let's rebuild America.

00:44:44.880 Go to Grip6.com slash Beck.

00:44:48.740 You know, it's interesting.

00:44:49.700 I don't know if you can come to this without some great struggle in your life.

00:44:55.920 I mean, you know, at the height of, you know, my popularity, I'm at Fox and I'm, I'm, I go

00:45:03.280 from the world's, this is bullcrap.

00:45:06.880 I tell my kids all the time, neither of these things are true.

00:45:09.760 Just understand this.

00:45:11.500 I was the third most admired man in the world one year.

00:45:15.340 I was working at CNN.

00:45:16.340 The very next year, I'm working at Fox and I'm one of the most despised people.

00:45:21.240 And I just, I laugh about it.

00:45:24.080 I'm like, I'm neither that nor that.

00:45:26.540 But after you have been pushed and pushed and pushed, a good person, a person, I think

00:45:33.600 a human, forget good person, a human says, am I some of those things?

00:45:41.000 And you start to take everything out of you and look at it and go, oh, I see that, you

00:45:48.160 know, and I want that or I don't want that.

00:45:50.280 And that takes struggle.

00:45:54.120 Oh, without a doubt.

00:45:55.940 I, I'd, I'd be the first to admit I, I struggle all the time, nonstop, still do trying to figure

00:46:02.380 things out, trying to figure out how to move on, how to awaken more people, how to not sound

00:46:11.800 too, uh, categorized, not to come off angry.

00:46:20.320 That's usually my biggest struggle because I realized as a kid, I felt I had a gift from

00:46:26.760 God to make people laugh.

00:46:29.260 But with that gift, it, it comes with a special order.

00:46:34.360 So, usually my first, my, comedy comes to me when I'm pissed.

00:46:42.720 Me too.

00:46:44.960 And I'm over the top.

00:46:46.580 Like, so, okay, so are you saying it?

00:46:49.040 Oh yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

00:46:51.820 So I get that, that, oh yeah, of course, because you're educated, so you're better.

00:46:56.680 Continue.

00:46:57.080 Right, right.

00:46:59.640 You know, so, um, that lacks a certain bit of Christ-like humility.

00:47:07.280 Yes.

00:47:08.100 So I have, I, I, that is my, that's when I go, okay, Jim, you know what you're angry at.

00:47:15.920 How do you present this, but find the humor so that the, preaching to the choir will obviously

00:47:26.120 laugh, but the, one on the other side will go, oh wow, okay, huh.

00:47:35.440 And I had that from the special.

00:47:37.660 I had that, I had people come up to me and go, I was so pissed at you because, you know,

00:47:45.920 I was caught up and dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, and he goes, and I, you made me, and now

00:47:51.560 I just, I can't believe what I was falling for.

00:47:55.660 I can't believe it.

00:47:57.160 And I'm like, yeah, well, you got to make it look crazy.

00:48:01.520 That Broadway show is one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen.

00:48:06.340 I mean, thank you.

00:48:07.440 You, you are, it's funny.

00:48:10.440 It is well thought out.

00:48:12.860 It is, it's, uh, it's brilliantly performed.

00:48:17.960 I mean, at that is, where did that come from?

00:48:21.860 That was from anger.

00:48:24.260 Anger.

00:48:25.740 I was performing at, um, the stress factory in New Jersey.

00:48:29.180 I was living in New Jersey and everything was closed.

00:48:32.260 So no one could work.

00:48:33.960 And then even when it was sort of coming back, still comedians couldn't work.

00:48:39.540 Entertainers weren't working.

00:48:41.460 Um, my friend Vinny, he calls me out.

00:48:45.980 He's like, Jimmy, I got, I, cause everyone's also trying to figure out how to beat the system.

00:48:50.880 Oh, we're going to put a tent in the street.

00:48:53.640 People doing anything to make a business.

00:48:56.840 He had a tent outside, which was hilarious.

00:49:00.560 Cause it was behind a parking lot.

00:49:03.420 Uh, so every once in a while I'd be doing a show and you hear.

00:49:09.020 I was coming in for the closer and, um, competing against the Harley for 20 minutes or, or I would

00:49:18.880 be out there and I'd hear, we'd hear a couple yelling at one another and then I'd have to

00:49:24.540 pull the banner like, is that really all right?

00:49:26.620 Like it.

00:49:27.080 So, but during that time it was full blown.

00:49:32.940 You got to wear a mask at the, at the, when you check in and when you walk in, you got to

00:49:40.400 wear a mask, but when you sit down, you can take it off.

00:49:45.720 Okay.

00:49:47.520 Okay.

00:49:48.880 Danger, safe, danger, safe.

00:49:54.320 That's what the CDT says.

00:49:56.860 And we should all listen to everything they say.

00:49:59.360 Dr. Fauci.

00:50:00.340 Yeah.

00:50:00.680 If you stand and put it on, if you sit and take it off.

00:50:06.160 Wow.

00:50:07.940 Wow.

00:50:09.520 Wow.

00:50:10.780 Um, so I would work out there and.

00:50:15.460 You know, I'd compare everything as Nazism.

00:50:18.900 Cause that's, Hey, you taught me in school what they did.

00:50:24.180 They taught you to snitch on one another.

00:50:25.720 Well, guess what?

00:50:27.100 If you see people or children in your neighborhood, if you just change the accent now, it's just,

00:50:32.880 what's the difference?

00:50:33.560 You put on a little, you know, the little, little happy dress.

00:50:38.940 Like if you see anyone outside, they're a danger to society and you care about your family and children, don't you?

00:50:48.920 You, you call the local authorities.

00:50:51.880 You had mayors.

00:50:54.180 Despicable.

00:50:55.140 Disgusting.

00:50:55.700 They're not human.

00:50:57.620 They're disgusting.

00:50:59.180 And they should be held accountable.

00:51:01.060 All of them.

00:51:02.080 Every single last one of them.

00:51:04.720 Every mayor, every governor that shamed you, terrorized you, tore your family apart, made you lose your job, divided everybody.

00:51:17.060 That was the most disgusting display of humanity.

00:51:21.460 And these are the people that are controlling my life and your life that they're taking my money from and doing whatever they want with it.

00:51:29.820 I don't have a choice where my taxes go.

00:51:32.480 So that time, that's how I saw it.

00:51:37.100 I saw it as a complete takeover.

00:51:40.420 And then in my own house, you know, these kids are all indoctrinated.

00:51:45.060 So the kids are like, dad's crazy.

00:51:49.400 Hey, man, your father's putting ups.

00:51:51.700 And I saw what they were going through.

00:51:54.660 I had nieces.

00:51:56.760 You know, I had my daughter come up to me and a niece that I love said, uh, dad, is everything cool?

00:52:04.880 Because everyone thinks you're, you know, you're making wacky videos.

00:52:08.960 And I understand why it happened, but that's why I had to get that out there.

00:52:19.440 And no one was talking about it.

00:52:21.920 Everyone was still like, I didn't, I felt we're at war.

00:52:27.140 A hundred percent.

00:52:28.960 This is war.

00:52:30.640 However you want to describe it.

00:52:32.220 It's a war on your, it's a war on your common sense.

00:52:36.340 It's a war on the control of your life.

00:52:40.400 It's the war on your spirituality.

00:52:43.460 It's the war of your conscious and your mind.

00:52:46.500 And it's not a game.

00:52:48.240 It's real.

00:52:49.840 And unfortunately, humanity doesn't believe that evil exists.

00:52:55.640 And boy, does it exist.

00:52:57.800 It does.

00:52:58.120 And you'll be horrified when you realize where they're all located.

00:53:04.840 And I'm not sure some people can handle that, but I think the ones that can are very ready.

00:53:13.140 Very ready.

00:53:14.840 They're done.

00:53:17.400 So that's where the comedy came from.

00:53:21.800 In a tent.

00:53:23.080 All that was going on in my head.

00:53:24.960 I was like, I'm going to shut up.

00:53:27.340 We need to wake people up.

00:53:29.500 Let me tell you something.

00:53:30.680 I had a, I had a trampoline and I'd be listening to old metal music.

00:53:35.060 I would listen to, um, um, Damage Incorporated by Metallica.

00:53:40.020 And I'd listen to the first two minutes.

00:53:42.600 It was me and I'd be a general on a hill going, are we going to let them just take our children away from us?

00:53:52.820 I can't hug my grandmother.

00:53:57.880 I can't visit her in a home because I won't put a needle in my neck.

00:54:03.480 Is this where we're at in life?

00:54:05.580 And just as the song would peak, you're like, charge!

00:54:08.700 Charge!

00:54:11.580 And so I would give speeches in my head, like how to wake up humanity.

00:54:16.960 And the, and the best thing in the world was hearing so many people when I'd finish a set.

00:54:26.340 Every single time.

00:54:29.000 Some of them were on the brink of tears.

00:54:31.220 Some of them, they were so grateful.

00:54:35.980 They were so grateful.

00:54:37.700 And that's when I realized, I don't care if you're going to think I'm political.

00:54:43.260 I don't care how you're going to categorize me.

00:54:46.500 So many people were saying, thank you.

00:54:49.540 Thank you for saying that.

00:54:51.200 Thank God somebody's saying it.

00:54:53.300 And that's why I named it that.

00:54:54.660 Every show, somebody has to say this.

00:54:58.500 Thank God you're saying this.

00:54:59.980 Somebody had to say it.

00:55:02.140 Wow.

00:55:03.100 And I think I named it like the night of the show.

00:55:06.860 Literally.

00:55:07.660 I was like, huh.

00:55:09.480 Everyone's been saying this for months.

00:55:10.780 Somebody had to say it.

00:55:14.100 I took an opinion that I've held for a long time today and just kind of came out on the air

00:55:21.380 about something called the Convention of States, which is, you know, the states having a constitutional convention.

00:55:29.300 And I've been for it for a long time.

00:55:32.200 And because they're just things that Congress is just never going to do.

00:55:36.200 And today, I've been thinking about it for a while.

00:55:40.300 And I believe our Bill of Rights and our Declaration of Independence and our Constitution were divinely inspired.

00:55:49.040 You listen to any of Benjamin Franklin said the hand of God was there with us.

00:55:56.160 And they at one point when they couldn't agree on things, one of them suggested we all need to go to church.

00:56:02.480 And they all went to church and they all prayed together.

00:56:05.500 And then they came back and it was solved.

00:56:07.420 And I said today, I said, I'm no longer for the Convention of States because this is a sacred document.

00:56:16.400 And I don't think we are anywhere near where we should be tampering with something divine.

00:56:24.980 We're not those people right now.

00:56:27.900 No, not even close to it.

00:56:30.160 Right.

00:56:30.300 So when you say that, because I'm not educated in that category.

00:56:35.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:36.900 I don't mean, and I don't mean to make it political.

00:56:39.140 I'm just saying.

00:56:39.600 No, no, no.

00:56:39.960 But I'm curious what you're, so you're saying your, your Constitution.

00:56:46.780 I'm a constitutionalist.

00:56:47.860 I am too, 100%.

00:56:48.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:49.740 100%.

00:56:50.200 I think we, I think, I think the vast majority, even if Democrats, if you push them to the edge, and this is changing, unfortunately, but if you push them and say, forget about everything else, forget about it.

00:57:01.460 Are you for me being able to speak?

00:57:03.900 Won't you still give your life, even if you really disagree with me?

00:57:08.240 Well, this is when I feel, when I watch it, it looks so ridiculous and so insane.

00:57:19.940 And to me, and I have no investment on either side.

00:57:28.320 Shouldn't.

00:57:29.740 You'd be a fool to.

00:57:31.060 Mm-hmm.

00:57:31.900 There, the people running things now, and you know what, this is also good too, because I've never heard anyone, I haven't heard so many people talk about the Constitution.

00:57:48.320 In my whole life.

00:57:49.020 My whole life.

00:57:49.500 Mm-hmm.

00:57:50.500 And again, this is all waking up so many people, so many people have never realized, hey, yeah, you know.

00:58:01.900 First Amendment, that's kind of a biggie.

00:58:06.980 Right.

00:58:07.700 It's kind of a biggie.

00:58:09.260 And the second one, that's quite a biggie too.

00:58:14.060 And we are being taken over.

00:58:17.200 There's no if, ands, what's about it.

00:58:20.360 We're being taken over.

00:58:22.860 They're taking the Constitution, and they can play all the games they want.

00:58:26.800 Oh, there was a shooting, and I've got to take home, and you can't say that.

00:58:35.240 They're going like this.

00:58:38.700 Sup, America.

00:58:39.800 Where did you learn to tell a story?

00:58:59.780 I don't know.

00:59:00.640 I was a fat kid.

00:59:02.520 I mean.

00:59:02.860 And I think that was the first defense.

00:59:04.400 I don't know.

00:59:04.840 But I think everyone was animated.

00:59:06.380 When I was a kid, I was an animal.

00:59:07.780 I was on the street.

00:59:08.440 I was imitating everything.

00:59:10.840 I just, I don't know.

00:59:11.860 I mean, you are in the category, I think, you're in the category of Jonathan Winters and Robin Williams.

00:59:17.580 Oh.

00:59:17.880 Oh.

00:59:18.800 But he was my all-time favorite.

00:59:20.900 Brilliant.

00:59:21.920 They could.

00:59:22.440 They were brilliant.

00:59:23.340 They were both brilliant.

00:59:24.360 Yes.

00:59:24.500 And they both could.

00:59:26.740 I go back to your Broadway show.

00:59:28.260 They could both spontaneously do a Broadway show.

00:59:31.120 Yes.

00:59:31.360 And you strike me as cut from that same cloth.

00:59:35.160 Well, I think maybe I'm, they were definitely huge influences in my life.

00:59:41.540 Jonathan Winters made me laugh so hard.

00:59:44.500 And I got to meet him.

00:59:46.020 Oh, wow.

00:59:46.720 Yeah.

00:59:47.060 I got to meet him for literally 15, 20 minutes.

00:59:50.860 I'll never forget it.

00:59:52.060 I was in Montreal.

00:59:53.900 I was on the slave board.

00:59:56.560 And what that is, they would bring comics to the Montreal Comedy Festival.

01:00:00.120 And we'd do the shows and they auction us off.

01:00:02.320 Oh, we got Jim Brewer.

01:00:03.300 I'm in a 40,000 from NBC.

01:00:04.860 150,000 from Disney.

01:00:07.320 CBS wants him for $200,000.

01:00:10.120 And a two-year garage.

01:00:11.420 Oh, Disney just stepped up.

01:00:13.020 And it was great at the time.

01:00:15.880 He wanted to be part of it.

01:00:17.000 And I was all, hey.

01:00:20.500 Oh, my God.

01:00:21.360 I'm going to be a star.

01:00:22.320 I'm going to be a jet and leather pants.

01:00:24.460 I'm getting monkeys and a kangaroo.

01:00:27.660 I'm going to be so successful.

01:00:31.340 Are monkeys and a kangaroo part of it?

01:00:33.400 Oh, dude.

01:00:33.720 I wanted a kangaroo so bad.

01:00:35.960 I wanted to walk in the mall with it.

01:00:38.760 People would be like, the guy's really successful.

01:00:42.680 Guy's huge.

01:00:46.120 Oh, Jim Brewer?

01:00:47.060 Yeah.

01:00:47.300 He lives in town.

01:00:49.060 Guy's a kazillionaire.

01:00:50.280 He comes in his helicopter.

01:00:51.620 He goes in the mall.

01:00:53.160 Everyone knows.

01:00:53.580 Oh, you'll see.

01:00:54.100 You'll see the kangaroo.

01:01:01.840 So I go.

01:01:04.320 I'm walking by this breakfast place in the hotel.

01:01:09.340 Because all the comics stay in the hotel.

01:01:12.460 And I'm like, gosh.

01:01:14.440 This is early in my career, too.

01:01:15.840 I want to say it's like 93, 94, right before I really got into the Hollywood scene where

01:01:23.840 they were just like, who's this?

01:01:24.940 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:01:27.940 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:01:30.200 See if he can pull his limbs apart.

01:01:31.820 And he's sitting in there, and he's coming out.

01:01:38.620 And I want to say, I want to say he was with David Brenner.

01:01:42.760 Whoever he was with, I feel bad because I don't remember the other person.

01:01:45.640 But I'm pretty sure it was like David Brenner.

01:01:47.780 And we were waiting.

01:01:49.140 I'm like, oh, my gosh.

01:01:50.020 Jonathan Winters.

01:01:51.360 I want to wait until he comes out.

01:01:52.540 And he came out, and I went, Mr. Winters, I just want to say I'm a big fan.

01:01:58.440 I'm a comedian.

01:01:59.100 He goes, wait for him, kid.

01:02:00.480 And I went, New York.

01:02:01.480 Oh, New York.

01:02:02.400 We're on the subways.

01:02:03.260 What can I mean?

01:02:04.120 I better.

01:02:05.680 You can't do that.

01:02:07.340 Step back on.

01:02:08.440 Excuse me.

01:02:09.260 I've got my computer.

01:02:11.820 Make sure you change that to make a whore.

01:02:14.980 And he went on for what seemed 15, 20 minutes.

01:02:19.800 A little crowd started gathering.

01:02:21.240 And then he's like, all right, what's your name?

01:02:23.100 Jim.

01:02:23.440 Good to meet you, Jim.

01:02:24.380 Keep it up.

01:02:24.940 And then he just left.

01:02:25.800 I'm like, I had a Jonathan Winters moment.

01:02:29.520 Wow.

01:02:29.760 It was awesome.

01:02:30.440 I had a Richard Pryor moment, and I had a Jonathan Winters moment.

01:02:33.980 What was your Richard Pryor moment?

01:02:35.340 Richard Pryor was, I always, I just wanted to see him live.

01:02:39.380 But he was towards the end of his life.

01:02:42.040 And I went to the L.A., the comedy store.

01:02:47.340 And I would go there every night to like, eh, maybe.

01:02:51.240 Maybe he'll show up.

01:02:52.620 And this is stupid.

01:02:53.660 He ain't going to show up.

01:02:54.300 Why would he show up?

01:02:55.180 That's stupid.

01:02:55.760 He's sick.

01:02:57.020 And then the last night there, I'm sitting in the back.

01:03:00.700 There's maybe 12 people in there.

01:03:02.780 And as I'm about to leave, the emcee goes, we have a special guest.

01:03:09.940 Hang out.

01:03:11.400 He's going to take him a little bit, but please welcome Richard Pryor.

01:03:14.260 And I'm like, what?

01:03:16.160 And I turn, and I see him, and he's being helped by about three or four guys.

01:03:21.020 And they help him on the stage.

01:03:22.940 And he was, himself, he was hilarious.

01:03:27.980 It took him a long time to get to what he was saying.

01:03:32.940 But it was just such an incredible, because to me, that was my first huge, I loved Richard Pryor.

01:03:41.600 He still makes me belly laugh.

01:03:43.520 Belly laugh.

01:03:44.640 Best comedian of all time.

01:03:46.140 For me.

01:03:47.580 Richard Pryor.

01:03:47.940 Richard Pryor.

01:03:48.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:49.420 Because he's, in my opinion, he was the first one that was so truthful, so honest, so humble, so raw.

01:03:58.400 I mean, he comes out.

01:04:00.920 What comedians were being so honest about the fight he had with his wife to the point where she's like, she said, I'm leaving.

01:04:08.320 I said, not in this car, you ain't.

01:04:10.300 And I started shooting the tires out.

01:04:12.620 Boom.

01:04:13.680 And the tires in the air went, oh.

01:04:15.880 And then the vodka said, go ahead and shoot something else, Rich.

01:04:21.480 And I was like, ah.

01:04:24.400 And then I was going to shoot the engine.

01:04:26.400 And he was like, ah.

01:04:27.280 And I said, Jesus.

01:04:29.040 He was just so funny.

01:04:31.200 I had a heart attack.

01:04:32.820 And I walked out in the yard.

01:04:34.940 And my heart said, don't breathe.

01:04:37.240 I said, what?

01:04:37.700 He said, you heard me.

01:04:38.340 I said, don't breathe.

01:04:39.100 And he acts out the whole thing of a heart attack.

01:04:42.620 He was open about his addictions.

01:04:47.600 I remember him, the second concert he came out as a kid.

01:04:51.280 He was like, don't think I didn't hear your old jokes.

01:04:54.640 I heard about you when I lit myself on fire.

01:04:58.540 He goes, like this one.

01:05:01.200 And he takes a match.

01:05:02.440 He goes, what's this?

01:05:04.080 Richard Pryor running down the street.

01:05:05.980 Real funny.

01:05:06.820 Real funny.

01:05:11.560 So he was, he was, so it started with Steve Martin.

01:05:20.000 It was Let's Get Small.

01:05:22.960 A guy gave me, I remember asking my parents too.

01:05:27.200 They're like, can we, can we let Jimbo listen to this?

01:05:30.520 This is so, it's not a lot of cursing.

01:05:34.760 And I told you, sixth grade, I was relating to Steve Martin because he was completely silly

01:05:39.940 and goofy.

01:05:41.820 And then that led to a watch.

01:05:44.100 I saw Richard Pryor and it was lights out.

01:05:46.420 It was done.

01:05:47.580 We went for Richard Pryor, George Carlin.

01:05:50.060 Then Eddie Murphy was the, I'm going to be Eddie Murphy.

01:05:54.660 I'm wearing the leather.

01:05:56.580 We're getting the kangaroo.

01:05:58.900 It is game time when Jim Brewer shows up.

01:06:02.180 What happened to Eddie Murphy?

01:06:04.900 He's like, you never see him anymore.

01:06:06.960 He was so big and he's so funny.

01:06:09.720 So funny.

01:06:10.620 So funny.

01:06:11.780 I don't, I don't know.

01:06:12.960 Maybe, I don't know.

01:06:14.580 I really don't know.

01:06:15.380 I know.

01:06:17.640 I watched his stardom.

01:06:19.240 He made me laugh so hard.

01:06:22.200 His standup was so good and entertaining.

01:06:26.000 That's hard though, isn't it?

01:06:27.860 I mean, standup, that's, you think it's harder to do standup than it is Saturday Night Live

01:06:33.460 grind?

01:06:35.240 No.

01:06:36.060 Really?

01:06:36.820 No.

01:06:37.320 I think the, I think, I think scripted, for me, scripted is a lot harder.

01:06:44.680 I can't memorize anything.

01:06:46.680 And I don't like, if I don't like what I'm, what you're writing for me, it's really hard

01:06:52.080 for me to sell it.

01:06:53.140 Yeah.

01:06:53.640 So, uh, I would agree with that.

01:06:56.840 I, yeah, I don't like, I don't like this joke.

01:07:00.260 Oh, it'll do really good.

01:07:02.020 And maybe it will, but I, I'm a visual.

01:07:04.960 If I don't see it, I, I, I can't fake it.

01:07:10.080 I can't lie it.

01:07:11.120 I, I just can't do it.

01:07:13.860 So for me, being, going up on stage and just being honest and trying to be funny is way

01:07:20.060 more natural because that's who I am at the end of the day.

01:07:23.340 That's the same kid growing up on the street.

01:07:25.320 It's the same kid that was in high school.

01:07:27.580 Uh, that's just always been the natural, the natural me.

01:07:35.620 I'm sorry to request, but I may request what the, um, music.

01:07:41.120 In the restaurant that your daughter was very upset about after college.

01:07:47.180 Oh yeah.

01:07:47.560 You're bong, dang, bong, dung, bing, dung, dung, bing, dung, bong, dung, bong, dung, bing,

01:07:53.900 dung.

01:07:54.720 What's so crazy is that is what it sounds like.

01:07:59.580 I, if I don't hear that, if I walk into an Italian restaurant and I don't hear,

01:08:04.720 you've already got a strike against you.

01:08:10.880 Right.

01:08:11.080 Right.

01:08:11.500 If I don't hear Sinatra or Dean, I'm out.

01:08:15.720 Yeah.

01:08:15.880 If I don't, if I go into a Chinese restaurant and I do not hear bong, ding, bing, bong, bang,

01:08:26.120 bong, I'm out.

01:08:29.220 You ain't a, Jim Brewers of mine, you're not authentic and you're not putting me in the mood.

01:08:35.240 I don't want to hear jazz playing.

01:08:37.640 I don't want to hear the latest from Jay-Z.

01:08:45.580 I want to hear bong, dang, bing.

01:08:50.380 And I want it with my pork fried rice.

01:08:54.480 Why is that a crime?

01:08:55.960 It's not.

01:08:57.240 I know it's not.

01:08:59.160 Last thing.

01:09:00.420 Just how's your wife?

01:09:01.640 She's doing great.

01:09:02.360 So 2012, she first was diagnosed with cancer.

01:09:08.560 And it was, you don't have long to live.

01:09:11.360 No, that's the last one.

01:09:12.840 The last one.

01:09:13.380 Okay.

01:09:13.460 So 2012 was first round.

01:09:17.960 She got the mastectomy and history, all that stuff.

01:09:22.320 And did a guy who was like, you know, you used to eat this flower and do that and everything

01:09:30.260 would be fine.

01:09:32.360 Came back in 2014.

01:09:39.600 So two years later.

01:09:41.360 And then she did chemo, all that.

01:09:43.920 She hated that because she hates, she tries to eat as clean as possible.

01:09:49.520 Especially after first diagnosed with cancer.

01:09:52.680 Then 2000.

01:09:55.980 This is the miracle part.

01:09:59.160 Um, I think it was 16.

01:10:04.420 Yeah.

01:10:04.940 16.

01:10:06.400 That's when they're like, ah, it's everywhere.

01:10:12.600 What do you mean?

01:10:13.020 It's everywhere.

01:10:13.640 It's everywhere.

01:10:15.280 And there's nothing we can do.

01:10:16.260 And I remember being in the room and, uh, and I saw her face.

01:10:27.120 I felt bad for her.

01:10:28.240 Cause she did not, not that she was facing mortality.

01:10:33.660 She felt it was her fault.

01:10:35.040 She's like, I'm so sorry.

01:10:37.920 Like, how would you say that?

01:10:40.280 This is, I'm like, how is this your fault?

01:10:43.200 Saying your fault?

01:10:44.880 And then I remember, and what we always do, we always find humor.

01:10:48.920 I remember being in the room and, uh, the doctor goes, and she goes, well, like, what

01:10:53.600 are we talking?

01:10:54.680 And she goes, ah, this was like maybe February.

01:10:58.160 She said, maybe by the holidays.

01:11:02.060 She said, unless we maybe try a trial or something like that, but there's no guarantees, but we'll

01:11:08.720 give you drugs to, to ease the pain.

01:11:10.940 Like you'll be okay.

01:11:11.900 And I just went, do you have drugs for me to ease the pain?

01:11:18.460 Because this ain't gonna be fun.

01:11:20.720 And that doctor looked at me like, how dare you?

01:11:26.720 And my wife belly laughed.

01:11:28.380 Cause I knew that was the room breaker.

01:11:30.180 We laughed and she's like, no, no, no.

01:11:32.060 He's a, he's a comedian.

01:11:33.460 And she just kept looking at me and she's like, no, no, no.

01:11:36.440 Seriously.

01:11:37.780 That's what he does for a living.

01:11:39.260 Like that.

01:11:39.720 That's funny that we like that.

01:11:40.920 We, we, we laugh.

01:11:42.120 Yeah.

01:11:42.380 It's okay.

01:11:43.440 Seriously.

01:11:44.340 People don't understand the dark.

01:11:46.780 My dad had dark humor.

01:11:48.700 Yeah.

01:11:49.300 It's good for you.

01:11:50.300 It is.

01:11:50.780 It's good for you.

01:11:51.600 I used to, I used to say my mother committed suicide.

01:11:53.980 It's acknowledging.

01:11:55.080 Yes.

01:11:55.560 It's acknowledging.

01:11:56.720 Yes.

01:11:56.780 And it's just, and it's for some people at work.

01:11:59.580 Some people done doesn't, but do you say you mom, my mom committed suicide when I was young

01:12:05.200 and I used to, my partner on radio for years and still my best friend, he would bring anything

01:12:11.800 up about, uh, you know, somebody dying.

01:12:14.580 And I would immediately say, thank you for reminding me of my mother's death.

01:12:19.940 Wow.

01:12:21.960 Really dark.

01:12:23.120 Wow.

01:12:23.480 But it, it was, it's the way I dealt with it.

01:12:26.480 And we still joke about it today.

01:12:28.900 He'll still come up to me and he'll be like, I don't want to bring up your mother's death.

01:12:36.000 But you clearly came to, um, you clearly went through a lot.

01:12:40.640 You probably went through guilt and all the, all the cycles.

01:12:45.080 Right.

01:12:45.440 And then you came to terms with, there's nothing.

01:12:49.900 What are you going to do?

01:12:50.700 I could have.

01:12:51.760 No.

01:12:52.300 This is, has nothing to do with me.

01:12:54.140 Correct.

01:12:54.660 It is what it is.

01:12:56.360 Um, yeah.

01:12:57.460 And then it's kind of all bets off.

01:12:59.860 But because it's, it is, um, I guess I learned this from my dad.

01:13:06.460 Uh, it's, it, there's, if there's the life is going to crush you.

01:13:14.920 Absolutely.

01:13:15.720 It's going to crush you.

01:13:17.340 Crush.

01:13:17.760 Yeah.

01:13:18.240 Unless.

01:13:19.220 Not hurt.

01:13:20.140 You to crush.

01:13:23.900 Crush.

01:13:24.700 Crush.

01:13:26.300 Yeah.

01:13:26.740 We're talking rehab for three years.

01:13:29.160 Learning to talk again.

01:13:30.680 Yeah.

01:13:30.940 Working on my asses and my teeth.

01:13:33.120 It will crush you.

01:13:34.720 It'll make someone, someone gets sick and you watch that process for years.

01:13:41.380 Um, but she's, she started.

01:13:44.700 She started a trial and she's, I remember I get these cluster headaches.

01:13:50.720 I used to get these cluster headaches and it's all, I believe from stress.

01:13:56.020 And, um, the last go was she was doing great.

01:14:00.160 She's doing great.

01:14:01.060 She doesn't make, she looks hot.

01:14:02.440 She's hot.

01:14:03.620 She's hot.

01:14:04.800 How did that was stardom for you?

01:14:06.800 I mean, I had her way before that, way before that.

01:14:11.220 Did you?

01:14:11.580 And that's a great thing too.

01:14:13.300 I know.

01:14:13.520 We had nothing.

01:14:15.060 I know.

01:14:15.860 Zero.

01:14:16.260 I, I, I married my wife.

01:14:18.320 Yeah.

01:14:18.460 She thought I was, she thought her parents were like, he is a loser.

01:14:23.240 Oh.

01:14:23.680 And she married me and she is just not thrilled about any of it.

01:14:29.860 She's not impressed.

01:14:31.600 My wife, same thing.

01:14:32.420 I love that.

01:14:33.240 She drives me nuts.

01:14:34.140 She would piss me off all the time.

01:14:37.440 I'm like, hon, this is the producer of the movie site.

01:14:43.980 I have said to her before, I've said, honey, we've been invited to, to the White House.

01:14:51.500 I'm not going to take one of the kids.

01:14:56.140 That's my wife.

01:14:57.200 Oh, I love that.

01:14:58.040 That is exactly my wife.

01:14:59.620 Keeps you grounded.

01:15:00.280 We're going to meet the lead singer of Hasty Tasty wants to go to dinner.

01:15:07.480 What is he like?

01:15:08.820 What is he like?

01:15:10.040 I know.

01:15:11.380 I'm just like, oh, nice to sing.

01:15:16.240 And she's like, ah, you curse a lot.

01:15:19.400 What?

01:15:20.500 I took my wife to BB King.

01:15:22.280 Yeah.

01:15:22.560 BB King.

01:15:23.000 BB King's BB King.

01:15:24.480 Oh, BB King.

01:15:25.480 Seeing BB King.

01:15:26.760 Oh, okay.

01:15:27.200 Okay.

01:15:27.700 Yeah.

01:15:27.920 She falls asleep in the concert.

01:15:30.860 I go backstage.

01:15:32.560 BB looks at me and he's like, hey.

01:15:34.480 And he looks at her because she's hot.

01:15:36.600 He looks at her and he's like, hey, come over and sit on BB's lap.

01:15:39.940 I wanted to say she didn't even know who you were, really.

01:15:42.780 She fell asleep.

01:15:44.660 She was sucking air, BB.

01:15:48.960 Oh, my God.

01:15:54.080 Is this over?

01:15:54.860 I'm sorry.

01:15:56.260 Did I miss the whole show?

01:15:57.320 You were there.

01:16:01.080 I'm sorry.

01:16:02.620 Was he good, Glenn?

01:16:05.740 Was he good?

01:16:07.260 Oh, my God.

01:16:09.840 Yeah.

01:16:10.860 But she's good.

01:16:11.880 She's good.

01:16:12.340 We're going on gust.

01:16:15.020 Yeah.

01:16:15.320 It's got six, seven years.

01:16:16.440 So, oh, and then I remember the cluster started because everyone was out of the trial except

01:16:23.380 for her.

01:16:24.020 And I, she also has a very strong faith, very strong faith.

01:16:29.880 She found that years ago.

01:16:34.460 And that saved our marriage.

01:16:36.940 100% saved her marriage.

01:16:39.200 I, I've got a lot of stories like that.

01:16:43.200 But that one, that one was a biggie.

01:16:46.440 And I'd say her faith and her trying to be as clean as possible is what keeps her going.

01:16:52.980 She, I, our marriage, you know, I'm sure you and your wife, you've had a million times

01:17:01.540 who are like, you know, I think we had a nice run.

01:17:06.640 We had a nice run.

01:17:07.880 You don't like me.

01:17:09.260 I like it, but you don't like me.

01:17:13.240 I'm not dumb.

01:17:14.560 I can tell when I come to rub your shoulders and you're like, ah, this is sweaty.

01:17:20.800 Right.

01:17:21.400 If, uh, yeah.

01:17:22.340 If Aquaman did that, you'd submit, but I'm here.

01:17:26.900 Don't touch me.

01:17:28.500 I get it.

01:17:29.700 Right.

01:17:30.000 Um, and we were, it was after the second kid and, uh, she was having a rough go.

01:17:39.760 So I was always a God guy, not a church guy.

01:17:44.600 Always a God guy.

01:17:45.360 Yeah.

01:17:45.600 Not a church guy.

01:17:46.640 Uh, not that I didn't want to get.

01:17:50.060 Yeah.

01:17:51.080 Um, and that's another whole nine hour special, but she was like, oh, there is no God.

01:17:58.840 There is no this and blah, blah, blah.

01:18:00.080 Oh, she wasn't.

01:18:01.460 She really wasn't.

01:18:03.080 Um, and I'd be like, oh my God, how do you not know?

01:18:06.020 And I don't know if it was postpartum, whatever it was.

01:18:08.040 Um, I remember I was in the, I was in this low town we lived in and I challenged God.

01:18:20.020 Yeah.

01:18:20.620 I pulled over.

01:18:22.000 I was, I had one of those cries cause I thought the world was where your mouth's open for an

01:18:26.240 hour.

01:18:32.060 People go, my, you're right.

01:18:33.800 Um, and, uh, and I'm like, I don't do drugs.

01:18:41.300 I've never cheated.

01:18:42.900 Why are you doing this to me?

01:18:44.620 I don't want this to end you.

01:18:46.300 And I said, I remember, I laugh about it now.

01:18:49.540 I challenged.

01:18:50.340 I'm like, if you don't, I need you to save this marriage.

01:18:56.180 If you exist and I always defend you, I always defend you.

01:19:02.520 Every time my family's like, there is no God.

01:19:04.960 I'm like, let me tell you a story and you make the decision.

01:19:07.940 By the way, I was an abortion that survived.

01:19:11.760 Let's call that a miracle.

01:19:13.260 Not saying it's God.

01:19:14.500 Just saying.

01:19:15.480 My mom clearly at the martinis were like, I wanted to take you out.

01:19:18.980 Everyone said, take you out.

01:19:20.440 But I survived.

01:19:22.700 Coincidence?

01:19:23.400 I don't know.

01:19:23.840 Um, and I was like, if you don't show up now, I swear, I, I was, I swear to God, I swear

01:19:34.460 to you, I going, you don't want me to go the other side.

01:19:38.020 If I'm broken, I'm going, I'm going Darth, full blown Darth Vader.

01:19:44.460 You're not going to like me over there.

01:19:45.620 I'm cause I'm going to crush it.

01:19:46.860 I'm going to crush it.

01:19:47.760 I'm going to crush it.

01:19:49.140 And, uh, a couple days later, I come back from the weekend and she's in the living room

01:20:02.140 and, uh, are you okay?

01:20:06.880 She's just sitting by herself.

01:20:08.760 Something weird happened.

01:20:10.000 What happened?

01:20:12.340 I have something weird.

01:20:13.440 Uh, where are the kids?

01:20:17.820 That's a good question.

01:20:19.140 That's a good question.

01:20:20.340 Cause I've seen some bad postpartum stuff.

01:20:23.820 Bad stuff.

01:20:24.880 Something weird happened.

01:20:26.620 I killed the kids.

01:20:27.960 I drowned the kids cause I haven't slept.

01:20:32.140 Wow.

01:20:34.080 Wow.

01:20:34.780 And it's real.

01:20:35.580 I mean, I'm being funny.

01:20:36.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:36.880 No, I know.

01:20:37.280 It's real.

01:20:38.040 So I'm like, where's the kids?

01:20:39.420 They're upstairs.

01:20:40.040 Okay.

01:20:41.240 What's going on?

01:20:41.920 And she goes, she proceeds and she's like, well, I went to a coffee shop in town and the

01:20:47.780 woman behind the counter.

01:20:49.160 I don't really know her, but she, she came from behind the counter and she said, you really

01:20:53.100 need to, you need to, I want to do something for you.

01:20:56.600 Come to my house right now.

01:20:57.880 And I didn't, and the way my wife tells it, she's like, Jim, I, you know, she's crying.

01:21:04.080 I didn't want to, I don't, I don't know this person, but I just, I, I don't know.

01:21:09.420 I said, so you just get in the car.

01:21:13.160 I'm sorry.

01:21:13.820 We don't know each other.

01:21:14.640 Let's take a car ride.

01:21:16.180 And you're driving.

01:21:17.240 And then what?

01:21:17.920 And she goes, I wanted to keep going straight.

01:21:19.780 She made a left and I, I, I stopped and I made a left.

01:21:24.480 And I remember going, why are you doing this?

01:21:26.500 And I went to her house and the house is cute and it's decorated nice.

01:21:31.460 And I went inside and she said, hold on.

01:21:34.000 My husband has to be part of this.

01:21:35.280 And my husband came down and I went, oh no.

01:21:38.980 And I went, where is this going?

01:21:44.400 And she goes, and then they, they held their hands and they started praying for me, praying

01:21:49.900 for my soul and my marriage.

01:21:51.760 And then I'd find love in my heart.

01:21:54.480 And, and I wanted to laugh because you knew you just challenged.

01:22:00.800 Well, not only that, but that's not the answer I was expecting when this conversation started.

01:22:07.620 And I went, they were praying.

01:22:15.800 I did not see this coming, but I'm like, continue.

01:22:19.040 And then that's when she's like, I don't know what's going on.

01:22:21.780 I just want to start learning about God and go to church and, and Jesus.

01:22:26.080 And I went, uh, didn't see that coming.

01:22:34.940 I didn't visualize that, but he was like, you said, save the marriage.

01:22:43.960 I didn't say it was on your terms.

01:22:46.160 I just gave you that.

01:22:47.980 Let me know how it is.

01:22:49.180 And I tell you what, on my kids' lives, before that happened, she went to this thing called

01:22:57.160 the forum.

01:22:59.280 Uh, it was vitamins.

01:23:01.240 It was vitamins.

01:23:02.680 You know what?

01:23:03.920 Now that I do vitamins, I'm totally better now.

01:23:06.720 And my circulation before that, it was a coffee.

01:23:10.520 I stopped coffee.

01:23:11.220 And now because the coffee, that's what made me angry.

01:23:14.060 And that's what made me.

01:23:15.120 And then before that, it was always something.

01:23:17.540 And then it would end with the, you know, I don't like you.

01:23:21.440 I'm like, oh God.

01:23:22.820 The vitamins lasted three weeks.

01:23:25.040 I don't like you.

01:23:27.080 It's good.

01:23:28.260 Why don't I marry you?

01:23:29.840 Um, and she's getting into, and it was, it was definitely, I was open because she was,

01:23:43.380 she had a different spirit about her, but I was still like, how long is this going to

01:23:49.120 go?

01:23:50.300 And she would, she would hit me up with a lot of times that people find their faith.

01:23:54.840 They meet like, it's like someone learning to swim.

01:23:57.720 Like, have you done swimming?

01:24:00.440 You can do backstroke.

01:24:03.820 Go in the pool.

01:24:04.780 I'm, will go when I want to go in.

01:24:07.220 No, you need that.

01:24:08.300 I just got it.

01:24:09.440 And she would hit me all the time with, um, then she started looking at me differently.

01:24:14.580 Like, do you realize the power of your voice?

01:24:18.060 Uh, yeah.

01:24:19.520 You know, it's, it's like, no, you have a gift when I know that you should thank Jesus.

01:24:26.120 Uh, okay.

01:24:29.840 Oh boy.

01:24:35.220 And there was a lot of that.

01:24:37.960 And I'd go, hon, please let me, you, you, what do you say?

01:24:43.940 You're working, working, work on that progress.

01:24:46.500 And let me do what I gotta do.

01:24:48.380 And just to tell her, she's like, but you really should thank Jesus.

01:24:50.280 I'm like, I don't know.

01:24:50.940 Okay.

01:24:52.100 Um, geez, I created a Jesus freak.

01:24:57.580 I'm not even lying.

01:24:58.680 Hey, hey.

01:24:58.960 Let me tell you something.

01:24:59.980 I always defend you.

01:25:02.260 It's not what I asked for, but all right.

01:25:04.800 The marriage is better.

01:25:05.940 I'll give you that.

01:25:07.220 So there's two things.

01:25:08.520 Two things.

01:25:09.040 I don't want to lose a thought.

01:25:09.840 One is my friend was full blown.

01:25:11.620 She's in a cult.

01:25:13.120 He would, he, we had a radio show together.

01:25:14.900 You can't even make this up.

01:25:15.920 Right.

01:25:16.140 And, um, and he'd go, Jim, what's going on with your wife?

01:25:22.920 What's going on with D?

01:25:24.060 All right.

01:25:24.260 Cause they know each other like brother and sister.

01:25:26.260 And I said, she, you know, she's really learning.

01:25:29.700 She has this Bible study.

01:25:30.740 He's like, Bible study?

01:25:33.320 Bible study?

01:25:34.160 What is that?

01:25:34.700 He's studying the Bible?

01:25:36.640 I went, it's not what it is.

01:25:38.100 The women get together and they take a subject like, uh, being a parent and it's, you know,

01:25:44.000 they quote and they get the guy and they have coffee.

01:25:46.420 It's like, how many times a week they do that?

01:25:48.720 I don't know what.

01:25:49.660 All right.

01:25:49.840 So you're doing church on Sunday.

01:25:51.600 Then you do it.

01:25:52.180 And you do it.

01:25:52.700 Bro, this is a cult.

01:25:54.720 This is a cult.

01:25:56.420 And he had me like, oh my God, maybe it is.

01:26:01.220 Like what is, what's going on?

01:26:03.380 Right.

01:26:03.740 And I didn't like the church.

01:26:04.800 I don't like church.

01:26:05.660 It gives me, I can't describe it.

01:26:08.340 And so the guy, you know, the pastor would be up there.

01:26:10.140 He'd look at me.

01:26:10.740 He's like, you must talk to Jesus.

01:26:12.400 I'm like, I'm here to watch her, pal.

01:26:15.420 I got my eye on you.

01:26:17.240 I see what you drive.

01:26:19.140 I see what you drive.

01:26:22.360 Yeah.

01:26:23.600 I got it.

01:26:25.560 You need a new elevator.

01:26:26.980 Got it.

01:26:27.620 Okay.

01:26:29.880 So this is where I'm at.

01:26:32.000 And my friend's like, Jim, uh, does she, does she like pray?

01:26:37.860 I go, yeah, she starts, she does something before she eats.

01:26:40.880 He goes, what?

01:26:43.660 What did she do?

01:26:45.540 And he has to have dinner to see it.

01:26:47.840 Right.

01:26:48.700 And while, you know, she'll sit there and say, and she won't, it's not like Jesus.

01:26:54.120 Thank you.

01:26:54.940 Right before dinner comes, if we're all eating, she'll just do this for a second.

01:26:58.300 And then it's kind of like, not nonchalant.

01:27:00.840 Doesn't want to get any business.

01:27:01.800 So then he's like, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta come out there.

01:27:05.220 So he comes, he comes out to the house.

01:27:07.360 I swear on my life, my hand to God, this is true.

01:27:12.280 So my wife is in, she's in the kitchen.

01:27:16.340 She's like doing dishes.

01:27:17.640 She's a clean freak.

01:27:18.620 And my friend's sitting there and he's looking at me.

01:27:22.080 He's like, brew, man, it's cool.

01:27:24.720 But D, can I be honest with you?

01:27:26.620 Can I ask some questions?

01:27:28.080 Brew, do I have your permission?

01:27:31.240 And I know by this point, my wife is such a rock.

01:27:35.840 When she found her faith, I was on this way and I needed that real bad.

01:27:43.280 And that's another amazing thing.

01:27:45.520 So then she gets the light and the stories I have that now she pulled me out of are just

01:27:51.680 their grace and they're beautiful.

01:27:54.460 It's amazing.

01:27:54.820 It is amazing.

01:27:55.860 It is good.

01:27:56.440 It's amazing.

01:27:57.360 So he goes, can I ask something?

01:28:00.740 Did she know that he was?

01:28:02.820 Oh yeah.

01:28:03.260 Okay.

01:28:03.560 Okay.

01:28:04.020 Yeah.

01:28:04.720 Like brother and sister.

01:28:05.980 He goes, ifo son, you have no hate.

01:28:10.480 He goes, you have no hate.

01:28:13.280 You have no hate in your body.

01:28:13.880 No hate.

01:28:15.180 She goes, no.

01:28:16.060 Why?

01:28:16.400 You know, I found Jesus and Jesus teaches me that love.

01:28:19.440 And you know, everyone who's not perfect, you have to learn to understand where they come

01:28:24.480 from.

01:28:24.760 And he's like, if Osama bin Laden.

01:28:28.540 I swear to God.

01:28:30.640 I swear to God.

01:28:32.360 He goes, if Osama bin Laden was sitting right here in your kitchen, you wouldn't hate him.

01:28:43.280 And she goes, I don't know who he is.

01:28:45.520 And he goes, she's in a cult.

01:28:48.400 Brew man, she's in a cult.

01:28:50.620 And I went, you got to get fucking it.

01:28:53.500 I can't.

01:28:53.960 I'm going outside.

01:28:54.780 I have a cigarette.

01:28:55.440 He leaves.

01:28:57.640 He's pacing in my lawn.

01:29:00.120 Shaking.

01:29:00.640 We still laugh about that.

01:29:10.920 So, now I'll tell you this part too.

01:29:15.840 So in the beginning, probably the first...

01:29:20.080 Jesus is crushing for like a good two months now.

01:29:24.000 It's pretty...

01:29:24.500 Because now we have talks.

01:29:26.600 She's like, animals.

01:29:27.500 It says in the Bible, blah, blah, blah.

01:29:29.180 And I'd say, yeah, I don't know about that.

01:29:33.400 I just...

01:29:34.800 I don't know about that one.

01:29:36.380 You know?

01:29:36.640 But we started talking.

01:29:38.960 And then we give theories.

01:29:40.000 And it wasn't fights.

01:29:40.940 I'm like, huh.

01:29:41.620 That's...

01:29:41.940 I don't know.

01:29:42.700 I don't know.

01:29:43.460 I feel more this, this, and this.

01:29:45.640 She's like, well, it says this and blah.

01:29:47.300 So definitely...

01:29:49.860 It definitely saved our marriage.

01:29:52.540 And...

01:29:52.860 But she's still like, you know what I mean?

01:29:53.960 Thank you.

01:29:54.300 Well, it was a little after the second month.

01:29:57.980 I don't know what happened.

01:29:58.940 Something triggered her.

01:30:01.340 And she came home.

01:30:03.340 And it was right back to before Jesus showed up.

01:30:09.020 And I went, oh, no.

01:30:12.520 Did you have fun while I was away?

01:30:15.520 Because now I've got her again.

01:30:17.680 And I don't know what happened.

01:30:21.220 But it was again like, you suck at your...

01:30:24.680 Whatever it was, it was bad.

01:30:27.020 And she came right at me.

01:30:29.540 And I was sitting at the island in the kitchen.

01:30:32.040 And she was like...

01:30:33.000 And inside, I started realizing...

01:30:41.120 Wow, it's over.

01:30:43.580 This was my last...

01:30:47.680 This was the last hope.

01:30:50.680 And she...

01:30:52.740 Turned around, screaming.

01:30:56.200 The one kid is upstairs.

01:30:58.240 She shuts the door.

01:30:59.180 She's crying.

01:31:00.680 And she goes in the bedroom.

01:31:02.240 The door, bang.

01:31:03.820 And then she...

01:31:04.680 On the phone.

01:31:06.820 He sucks.

01:31:09.680 And I was already going...

01:31:12.680 Okay.

01:31:15.460 I'll get an apartment in town.

01:31:19.240 And I'll be with the kids.

01:31:22.740 When I get a divorce.

01:31:23.780 She's going to have everything.

01:31:25.620 I just want to be there for the kids.

01:31:27.520 And maybe she'll find herself.

01:31:29.460 Whatever she's so angry about.

01:31:30.980 And then about...

01:31:31.880 While this is going on in my head, she opens the door.

01:31:34.320 I went, oh, no.

01:31:34.800 Here we go.

01:31:35.280 And I literally was going to go, all right.

01:31:38.040 I'm not just going to sit here and take it.

01:31:39.600 If this is the end, this is full-blown nuclear war.

01:31:42.820 Like, I'm taking your family down.

01:31:45.860 I'm going psychological war.

01:31:49.120 I've held this back my whole life.

01:31:50.820 You're going to get it now.

01:31:51.740 And she came up to me and she goes,

01:31:54.460 I am so sorry.

01:31:57.280 I'm going to have moments like I had today.

01:32:02.840 I'm going to have slip-ups.

01:32:05.120 I'm a work in progress.

01:32:06.940 I'm learning about love.

01:32:08.640 I'm learning about the Lord.

01:32:10.940 You've meant so much to me my whole life.

01:32:14.980 You've always been there.

01:32:16.780 It's not you.

01:32:18.540 I have a lot of anger that I'm trying to figure out.

01:32:21.940 It's not you.

01:32:22.700 You've been so patient, so beautiful,

01:32:27.940 and I'm begging you to just be patient with me.

01:32:32.460 I love you so much.

01:32:35.500 I went, oh, okay.

01:32:38.900 But I'm waiting for the butt.

01:32:41.300 And there is no butt.

01:32:44.060 And she turned away and she started going upstairs

01:32:47.380 and she turned around and she's like,

01:32:48.980 I mean it, Jim.

01:32:50.860 I'm sorry.

01:32:51.720 And just be patient.

01:32:55.020 And not until she went in the room

01:32:57.220 and that's when I said under my breath,

01:32:59.700 thank you, Jesus.

01:33:03.100 Thank you, Jesus.

01:33:06.060 I thought I'd never say that,

01:33:08.460 but thank you, Jesus.

01:33:13.460 That saved our marriage.

01:33:15.820 Is it easy?

01:33:17.200 No.

01:33:18.620 Does it have flaws?

01:33:20.120 Of course.

01:33:20.600 Are they perfect?

01:33:22.600 That's the other thing.

01:33:23.480 People think when you find your faith,

01:33:26.380 you are Jesus.

01:33:27.460 You're walking on water.

01:33:28.880 You don't swear.

01:33:30.020 You don't get mad.

01:33:31.400 You don't do crazy things.

01:33:32.980 You don't drink.

01:33:33.860 You don't get high.

01:33:35.780 You do all the above.

01:33:37.160 There is no humans that are pure.

01:33:39.620 But I have to be honest.

01:33:41.480 For the longest time,

01:33:42.600 I didn't like saying that

01:33:43.740 because then people

01:33:44.860 then will say,

01:33:47.260 oh, you're a,

01:33:49.200 you're religious.

01:33:51.460 Because they did a great job

01:33:53.220 crushing that as well.

01:33:56.920 Any faith,

01:33:57.860 you're that.

01:33:59.380 You're one of that.

01:34:00.680 And so,

01:34:02.080 it's absolutely,

01:34:03.540 and here's what's more mind boggling.

01:34:05.120 And again,

01:34:08.240 I don't know what it is.

01:34:09.580 So,

01:34:09.880 when I first moved to my,

01:34:11.200 Chester,

01:34:13.080 New Jersey,

01:34:14.320 away from it all,

01:34:15.540 had a kid,

01:34:16.380 and I didn't realize,

01:34:17.620 I'm very humble.

01:34:18.260 I don't like being like,

01:34:19.340 hey,

01:34:19.500 I'm a star.

01:34:20.580 I do if I can get me reservations

01:34:22.240 to a nice restaurant.

01:34:23.360 Yes,

01:34:23.580 yes.

01:34:24.420 Were you the guy?

01:34:25.540 Yes,

01:34:25.960 I was.

01:34:27.120 If that gets me a table,

01:34:29.120 what do you want?

01:34:30.440 Is that the error we're talking?

01:34:32.680 Is that what you want?

01:34:34.780 Table for two.

01:34:35.760 Thank you.

01:34:36.640 Start off with a beef eater gin martini.

01:34:39.540 Drinks are on the house.

01:34:40.780 Thank you.

01:34:41.800 Blue cheese olive.

01:34:48.600 What the hell was I talking about?

01:34:50.020 Oh.

01:34:51.080 So,

01:34:51.620 I moved to,

01:34:52.140 I moved to Chester,

01:34:53.080 New Jersey,

01:34:53.580 and while I'm there,

01:34:56.200 I'm talking a lot.

01:34:58.160 I'm going to wrap it up.

01:34:59.340 You are so good.

01:35:00.340 But I am talking a lot.

01:35:02.060 That's kind of the point

01:35:03.200 of a podcast.

01:35:03.760 Okay,

01:35:04.080 no,

01:35:04.280 I didn't know,

01:35:04.720 but I didn't know

01:35:05.260 if people were like,

01:35:06.120 Glenn,

01:35:07.180 he's funny and nice

01:35:11.000 and entertaining.

01:35:12.920 Your wife has to party.

01:35:16.000 So,

01:35:16.640 we sat there,

01:35:18.780 so,

01:35:19.440 I go to this camera shop.

01:35:21.500 Young girl,

01:35:23.280 behind the counter,

01:35:24.260 big blue eyes,

01:35:25.940 completely gifted.

01:35:27.640 They're on the counter.

01:35:29.640 She's looking at me,

01:35:30.480 blink,

01:35:30.820 blink,

01:35:31.100 blink,

01:35:31.400 blink.

01:35:32.940 Shirts,

01:35:33.500 this,

01:35:33.800 and she went,

01:35:34.320 oh my God,

01:35:35.440 I always wanted to be an actress

01:35:37.820 and I heard you moved here

01:35:39.800 and I always knew anything.

01:35:42.160 And,

01:35:42.860 I,

01:35:45.900 all my life,

01:35:47.800 and I'm always aware

01:35:49.620 of these moments,

01:35:50.300 or I think I am,

01:35:51.360 and I went,

01:35:52.880 okay,

01:35:53.260 if this is your daughter,

01:35:57.880 how do you want this man to react?

01:36:04.020 And,

01:36:04.660 I went,

01:36:06.800 so you want to be an actress?

01:36:08.980 I'm moving to LA,

01:36:10.580 and I'm going to go out there,

01:36:11.980 and I'm going to be a star,

01:36:13.720 blink,

01:36:14.140 blink,

01:36:14.620 wiggle,

01:36:15.000 wiggle.

01:36:15.220 and I went,

01:36:19.920 oh,

01:36:20.180 and if this kid goes out there,

01:36:22.600 they'll eat her alive.

01:36:25.680 They,

01:36:26.240 she'll,

01:36:27.100 they're gonna,

01:36:28.200 all it takes,

01:36:28.900 I,

01:36:29.180 we all go through it.

01:36:30.900 Anyone addicted to vanity,

01:36:33.600 being higher on the ladder,

01:36:35.620 it's not just Hollywood,

01:36:36.480 it's every stage.

01:36:37.540 You,

01:36:38.220 you,

01:36:38.860 their pimp,

01:36:39.760 you're,

01:36:40.040 they see their eyes,

01:36:41.360 I'll do anything,

01:36:43.860 and then all they do is drop names.

01:36:45.540 I remember when I first started the industry,

01:36:47.100 managers were like,

01:36:47.600 you know,

01:36:47.940 so Eddie Murphy,

01:36:49.680 and I was like,

01:36:50.220 Richard Pryor,

01:36:51.520 you know,

01:36:51.900 I was just talking to George Carley,

01:36:54.140 like,

01:36:54.300 oh my God,

01:36:54.920 he knows all these people,

01:36:56.060 and I'm next.

01:36:57.200 I,

01:36:57.740 that's all it takes for a human being like this,

01:37:01.620 to go out there,

01:37:02.880 some piece of dirt,

01:37:05.780 come along,

01:37:07.160 string her along,

01:37:08.400 come,

01:37:08.740 it's,

01:37:09.000 it's over.

01:37:10.560 She,

01:37:10.740 I mean,

01:37:10.840 it's going to be horrible what happens to this person.

01:37:14.480 So I took her,

01:37:15.420 I said,

01:37:15.840 you got lunch?

01:37:16.860 Take a lunch break.

01:37:17.660 We had a lunch break,

01:37:18.360 and I got extremely raw and truthful with her,

01:37:22.240 like extremely.

01:37:23.980 And she went from,

01:37:24.780 to,

01:37:25.380 wow,

01:37:25.860 okay,

01:37:26.360 like,

01:37:26.580 wow,

01:37:26.980 wow.

01:37:27.380 And,

01:37:27.620 and we had a great conversation.

01:37:29.200 I went,

01:37:29.880 so from now on,

01:37:31.460 if you have questions with anything,

01:37:33.660 you still want to pursue it,

01:37:34.900 fine,

01:37:35.700 but call me,

01:37:37.700 and I'll just be blatantly honest with you.

01:37:40.120 You may want to hear one thing,

01:37:41.420 but I'll be honest with you.

01:37:43.400 She went,

01:37:43.720 thank you so much,

01:37:44.460 blah,

01:37:44.560 blah,

01:37:44.620 blah.

01:37:45.160 All right.

01:37:47.480 But how was the sex?

01:37:53.740 Well,

01:37:54.240 I don't do that stuff,

01:37:55.860 Glenn.

01:37:56.080 I'm sorry.

01:37:57.320 Sorry,

01:37:57.740 go ahead.

01:37:59.640 So do you know what happened to her?

01:38:01.080 Well,

01:38:01.520 check this out.

01:38:05.460 Again,

01:38:05.860 in my kids' lives,

01:38:06.760 true story.

01:38:10.080 Couple months later,

01:38:11.360 I like,

01:38:12.040 I like community in a coffee shop.

01:38:14.380 I love coffee shops.

01:38:15.540 I always find a local coffee shop.

01:38:16.980 It was a little place.

01:38:18.500 At the time,

01:38:19.280 it was called Casey's Coffee Shop.

01:38:20.840 Now it's Maria's Coffee Shop.

01:38:22.300 And I went in there

01:38:24.420 and there's an older woman

01:38:25.860 behind the counter

01:38:26.520 and she's talking about,

01:38:27.540 I'm going to get an eyelid tuck.

01:38:30.100 And she's beautiful.

01:38:32.780 I said,

01:38:33.160 ma'am,

01:38:33.420 why would you do that?

01:38:35.100 I said,

01:38:35.400 you're beautiful.

01:38:36.740 I go,

01:38:37.240 God,

01:38:37.480 I hope my wife and I age as well

01:38:39.660 as you and I'm assuming your husband.

01:38:42.060 And she goes,

01:38:42.920 oh my God,

01:38:43.980 I know who you are.

01:38:46.560 Can I give you a hug?

01:38:48.260 So I'm thinking,

01:38:48.900 I'm like,

01:38:49.220 oh,

01:38:49.520 okay.

01:38:51.240 Still loves the goat

01:38:52.580 or whatever.

01:38:53.960 And she comes from around

01:38:55.400 the counter

01:38:56.420 and she gives me a really

01:38:58.680 warm hug.

01:39:00.740 It wasn't a fan hug.

01:39:01.860 It was like a warm hug.

01:39:03.180 And then she took my shoulder

01:39:04.020 and she looked at me

01:39:05.000 and she went,

01:39:06.580 you're,

01:39:07.780 you're the guy.

01:39:09.780 And I went,

01:39:10.160 yeah,

01:39:10.480 I did some stuff.

01:39:12.980 I just,

01:39:13.380 I'm not really,

01:39:14.500 she goes,

01:39:14.880 no.

01:39:16.060 And she starts tearing up

01:39:17.680 and she said,

01:39:18.800 you're the one

01:39:20.120 that talked to my daughter.

01:39:22.060 Wow.

01:39:22.500 And I went,

01:39:22.880 what?

01:39:24.020 And she goes,

01:39:24.820 you.

01:39:25.760 And she starts breaking down.

01:39:27.260 She went,

01:39:27.560 I prayed to God

01:39:28.640 that my daughter would,

01:39:31.220 she was,

01:39:31.880 she was in such a dark place.

01:39:33.820 You,

01:39:34.140 you're the one

01:39:34.900 to talk to her,

01:39:35.660 right?

01:39:36.000 You're the one that,

01:39:36.720 I went,

01:39:37.180 who's you?

01:39:37.600 I went,

01:39:37.980 oh my God.

01:39:39.860 Yes.

01:39:41.420 Yes.

01:39:42.620 That's the woman

01:39:43.440 that brought my wife

01:39:45.380 to Christ

01:39:46.320 and saved our marriage.

01:39:47.700 The blink blink

01:39:48.840 or the older woman?

01:39:49.780 The older woman.

01:39:50.760 God,

01:39:51.200 I'll be kidding me.

01:39:52.420 Which I found out,

01:39:53.780 which happened later in time.

01:39:54.780 So you didn't know?

01:39:55.720 No.

01:39:55.840 She didn't know?

01:39:56.740 No.

01:39:57.940 Oh my gosh.

01:39:59.240 What is that?

01:40:01.660 What is that?

01:40:03.040 Wow.

01:40:03.300 And sometimes I wish

01:40:04.440 humanity,

01:40:06.540 whether,

01:40:06.900 however you want to label that,

01:40:08.900 however you want to

01:40:10.160 compart and make it,

01:40:11.660 well,

01:40:11.800 that's God,

01:40:12.380 that's Jesus,

01:40:12.880 that's this,

01:40:13.380 that's karma.

01:40:14.160 However you want to put it,

01:40:15.500 it's a beautiful thing

01:40:17.360 and I just hope

01:40:19.080 that humanity,

01:40:20.420 just like a radio station,

01:40:22.740 would at least

01:40:23.800 go to that frequency

01:40:26.300 and just

01:40:26.760 take a couple steps back

01:40:29.640 and maybe see stuff like that

01:40:32.400 because that's how I see it.

01:40:34.860 That's a wow moment

01:40:36.240 and we all can have

01:40:38.200 tons of wow moments

01:40:40.060 if we just stop

01:40:41.900 with the 24-7,

01:40:44.080 and blah, blah, blah.

01:40:45.800 I don't think you can beat that story.

01:40:47.620 No,

01:40:47.860 that's why we're going to end it.

01:40:49.060 Thank you.

01:40:49.440 It's over.

01:40:50.080 We got a microphone

01:40:50.720 and I want to smash it.

01:40:57.940 This was fun.

01:41:00.900 You're great.

01:41:02.180 So are you.

01:41:02.900 Thanks for having me.

01:41:03.860 You allowed this.

01:41:05.060 You invited me.

01:41:06.580 So,

01:41:07.480 thank you.

01:41:08.220 You're welcome.

01:41:09.100 Anytime.

01:41:09.460 Anytime.

01:41:09.600 Anytime.

01:41:09.660 Anytime.

01:41:14.080 Just a reminder,

01:41:16.580 I'd love you to rate

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01:41:19.460 and pass this on to a friend

01:41:20.780 so it can be discovered

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01:41:22.400 You're welcome.

01:41:31.240 All right.

01:41:31.880 Bye.

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01:41:32.820 Bye.

01:41:33.520 Bye.

01:41:34.160 Bye.

01:41:34.880 Bye.

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01:41:35.620 Bye.

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The Glenn Beck Program - September 17, 2022

Ep 154 ｜ Jim Breuer Doesn't Care if You Think His Comedy Is Too Political ｜ The Glenn Beck Podcast

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