Ep 229 ｜ Roseanne Barr ISN’T Sorry About All That ｜ The Glenn Beck Podcast
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Roseanne Barr was the celebrated trailblazer for women in comedy, beloved by millions who sat down to watch her hit sitcom The sitcom in the 1990s named after her her brass blunt style endeared her to Americans of all political stripes. But then a single tweet changed her life.
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and now a blaze media podcast if you need a laugh my next guest is a highly decorated queen of
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comedy she's won emmys golden globe award she even has her own star on the hollywood walk of fame
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she was the celebrated uh trailblazer for women in comedy beloved by millions who sat down to
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watch her hit on abc the sitcom in the 1990s named after her uh her brass blunt style endeared her to
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americans of all political stripes i don't think i missed an episode until there was one tweet it
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changed her life so how did this comedian who once ran for the presidential nomination of the green
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party become a right-wing mega extremist she will go into this this is a fascinating podcast welcome
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welcome roseanne thank you very much for having me it's good to be here it is uh it's great to have
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you here it's a little surreal because you are kind of like america's mom for at least
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some generations yeah i know it it uh it's very gratifying to still hear it from people
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you i i saw you uh with uh tucker carlson and um you talked about that and it seemed that you were
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almost teary-eyed when you talked about how there are people that come up and um how you still feel
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kind of responsible for people that watch the show yeah do i have the right take or not oh well for
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people who feel for me and for people who say that i meant something in their lives and to them
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you know that touches me deeply and uh you must hear that a lot i do hear it a lot and i have heard it
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for many years and uh i i think that i'm kind of the mom of the broken and uh and some are okay put
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together too but especially for people who said in a in a moment of real uh doubt and weakness and
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depression that i came through yeah you know that's great how did how did you get uh i mean because
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you had a tough childhood in some ways um you know you grew up around uh victims of the holocaust
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survivors of the holocaust so you kind of had that spooky kind of scary stuff scary stuff always yeah
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right um and then i i thought we were still living in that place when i grew up because you know it was
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so real and everybody you know it was just very present and i thought oh we're still there i thought
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we were still in the warsaw ghetto how does that how does that affect you today i mean what's it like
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to be a jew today oh it's real scary it's like okay here it comes you know it's always like kept at bay
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particularly in america the hope of everyone yeah the world and uh yeah because it's the melting pot
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where the only place on earth where you are uh born with inalienable rights the right to life
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liberty and the pursuit of happiness in no other document does that exist so that means something
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to people who fled here in fear of their lives a new beginning and all that and you know uh just that
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uh melting pot of uh people who fled to freedom and liberty so it just means something and uh
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that we defeated that giant or we thought we did yeah but the real history is way deeper than that as
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we know i remember the adl um calling me an anti-semite oh they called you that too oh yeah they call me
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that yeah they call everybody that yeah they called me that the year i got the defender of
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israel award from benjamin well that's why right but uh uh and and why they said that is i said we're
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planting the same seeds it doesn't help once the crop is in no you can't plant the seeds of this and
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that's what has happened and now we're seeing the harvest is ripe and it's not good all around the world
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no it's not good um but you know when you get in bed with the devil he takes you know yeah he wants
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his price nothing's for free would you have said that 20 years ago i was saying it my whole life
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your whole life understand you really you meant it though your whole life yeah when i was just a kid
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i was like you know i knew that it was that i was part of whatever it is that fights that and that was
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the core of my whole being my whole soul my whole life no to that no to hatred no to um that kind of
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thinking where you are addicted to hate because that's what it is and uh that you think you are so
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perfect yeah that you are so arrogant that you think oh i have i do none of these bad things but
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they do yeah that just that mind virus and and that i see i've seen it my whole life yeah and i'm very
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sensitive to it and i hate it i hate it because as i do i and you too all of us who hold torah to me
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and something yeah it says in there you must hate evil it doesn't say tolerate it or you know look the
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other way or or just say oh i need to understand evil it says hate it and i have always hated it
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and i hate it when it raises its ugly head and it is here got a foot hold any place where there's
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self-righteousness yeah that's where that's where it starts work and that's good um fertilizer for
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yeah it's really and we we in america we we really like to be self-righteous for a lot of reasons you
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know uh and they feed us with it saying oh it's the these people that people you know that party this
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party all of it is to deflect from you looking at you isn't it because all that war uh torah tells us
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to all the war in the world comes from the war inside yeah and if you can't solve the war in you
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of course you're going to project it everywhere and you're going to see evidence of it everywhere
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but if you are somebody who thinks arrogantly that means you're very ignorant and you're on a path
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straight down yeah i used to i i i swore off certitude a few years back because i i used to be
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certain that i was certain about a few things and now i'm only certain that i'm i'm not certain about
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anything oh i love that you brought up certainty because that's really a core part of everything
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and i know what you mean about uh being certain of your uh opinions yes yeah but everything is
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changing everything has changed during occupy wall street um you and i wouldn't have been sitting at
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the same table and yet i'm i'm i have a different view of of that time period and some of the people
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involved uh now that i did back then and you do as well it's weird how you can never predict well i
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don't know if we'd be on different sides you don't think so no i went there the first day that it
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uh was put together because i always go someplace to find out for myself i never accept what anyone
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else says i do it for myself so were you for it at the time i wanted to go see what it was about okay
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and uh what i found is not what anybody else would say because i'm always true to myself because i
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i might you know you hate to say things you sound self-righteous but i mean i'm deep into my
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beliefs and they're core to me and when we talked about certainty that's the only place i have
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certainty right in my belief so in my connection with my god you know my my creator and and the
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torah you know uh so i went there to see for myself because i don't believe anything people do
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they're all they say one thing and do another every minute so i don't believe anything they say
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i just witness i i watch so i went there and i was seeing what they were doing and i was seeing for
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myself plus i have these eyes that god forced me to have and i'm like why why am i seeing this
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right when nobody else in the world sees it like this why do i have to see this like
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why am i the one that goes and sees people doing these things and those people doing them things
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they don't think anyone can see them that's one thing that i've learned in my life they think they're
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invisible or something but they are to some people a lot of people aren't they yeah because they think
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they've tricked us so fully that we are incapable of seeing through the guys but i got those eyes
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and you know like i said he forced me to have these eyes i didn't ask for it but just the way i lived and
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was born and brought up i have them so i went to occupy wall street and i saw the children of the guys in
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the building demonstrating against their fathers while they were probably on um you know and an
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expense account from their parents and i saw a lot of ungrateful little leftist bastards and that's
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what it was all about the privilege of that yes to bite the hand that feeds you and i think
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that's what it still is and then they came to me and of course you know i will go into this is for a
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longer time but you know then they wanted to buy up all the debt of it was always about student loans
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and that was part of my thing when i ran for president in 2012 but um anyway uh they wanted
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to buy up debt on wall street these occupy wall street and i'll tell you how i i like to break stuff
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down that's what comics do but i got a vengeance for it because i don't like bs i don't like to be lied
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too i don't like to be tricked or bs right in fact i get all of my thrills from busting it down
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i just get a thrill i know and uh so i said so you're asking me to help you pay wall street
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that's what you're asking me to help you raise money to pay your dad on wall street
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so see i'm always trying to get to the joke which is the zing i like the zinger ba-doom you know
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right and of course then they were like you're a fact or whatever then they go to the name calling
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when they're caught but i love it i think i go here i just try and make god laugh right you know in my
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mind he's the greatest comedian and i love how he's exposing everyone they're all humiliating
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themselves right in front of our eyes with their kamala harris we have not one american serviceman
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serving anywhere to cut to all of those guys going what is she i mean right exposure that the veil of
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bs has fallen away i think that is god because he's making himself more visible in this world
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because of mass media and you know all this stuff that they can't hide behind or lie no more
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no church no state can prevent the people from access to truth and information this is like
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the age we're winning the age we're living in is so huge and for truth and that's never happened
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it's a renaissance of truth so i just love being in that you know so you think we're at the beginning
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of that oh no i think we're i think we're in the eye really yeah we already weathered a whole bunch of
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stuff and we're in the eye and coming out of the eye and wow i think i hope you're right on that
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no i i think i am i feel it you know i feel it too i wonder if we have enough time because i think it's a
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it's a horse race to the finish line not for mankind carrying the maga red cap onto air force one
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biden saying to kamala who's trying to say she has nothing to do with the biden administration
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right now on day one well this is day 3000 baby right the mind trick she's trying to pull on all of
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us and then biden on the view going i really did nothing i turned it all over to kamala and she's
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more than capable i mean it's hilarious it is it's exposure to the 10th degree if you have the eyes to
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see it yeah you know it's hilarious i i have to tell you i don't i would hate to be a comedy writer
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today because we're watching the biggest parody i mean it's yeah you watch it you and you're like
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it's not just me right this would be hysterical if it wasn't our country yeah it it is hysterical
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yeah and it's even more hysterical when you like factoring people are that anybody is buying it at all
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yeah that's even more hilarious it's a monty python sketch oh definitely he he's definitely the person
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to vote she's definitely in charge you can handle right and then yanking it all out the back door to
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give to zelinski it's hilarious but um so many people don't understand
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what a joke it is and how hilariously sad it is yeah but uh i think we're supposed to laugh it to
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scorn and that's what comedians were cheerleaders for laughing power were you concerned about
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the state of comedy just a few i mean because it it's it's made a comeback fierce yeah fierce here in
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texas yeah but i mean for a while there it was insane no one could crack a joke no one could say
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anything it i've never seen that in america had you ever seen that no i never saw it when uh obama
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signed the ndaa i i wrote on twitter well that kills comedy and it did and everybody got scared and uh
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you know nobody said anything and so who's the lenny bruce today there's a lot of them couldn't
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have said that four years ago five years ago everybody's stepping up because i uh talk to a
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lot of young comics and i'm i say to them when they ask me and a lot of them do ask me you know
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for my opinion and i go we got to be braver than we've ever been that's what we have to do and um
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they are like there's so many young comics that they are just kicking down the doors well everybody
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knows we have to i mean anybody who's worth anything and knows what a gift it is to have
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the mind of a comic that's a gift from god you know you can't waste it you can't pander with it
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you got to go full force you know it's a muscle did you want to be a comic your whole life even when
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you're a kid yeah and my family was real funny and the only way you could keep from my dad hitting
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you in the head is if you'd say it funny like it you know you couldn't say anything make my dad mad
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he had a short temper and uh but if it was funny he'd laugh because he wanted to be a comic too
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my dad was really funny but a mean kind of funny yeah but and he always went too far
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and i'm like oh my god i'm my dad but i always go too far too and then i'm like oh thanks dad
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but isn't that part of it i mean a good comedian will go too far occasionally because
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even if it ruins my life that's right did it ruin your life um it ruined my it ruined
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my entire life for approximately 10 days yeah it was a horror and uh then the uh but you made enough
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money to not care and right yeah but you know the money i thought you know i was glad to have money
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hell yeah i grew up on the welfare cheese yeah yeah yeah so but the uh goodwill that i had built
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that they took that away too and i had a really that hurts more than anything else the thing that hurt
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the most is i was always so proud of having a diverse audience so they shoved that you know knife
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right between me and my uh black fans which was the worst thing they could have done to me and uh but
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you know i like i told tucker when he got axed i because i had a couple years on him you know
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because we both got fired number one yeah which isn't even capitalism i don't even know what the hell
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but anyway i said well that's a state-run media yeah it's pravda right yeah so um but i told tucker
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it it it's like when god took us out of egypt you know he removed us from slavery and we wandered
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around in the desert for a while trying to get our bearings hopefully not 40 years like those guys did
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they didn't have gps then i say or maybe they did but um then all of a sudden you start realizing
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you're in the you've been led to the promised land of free creative space it's really different
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it's wonderful it's wonderful when you when you're working in a space where you're not looking over your
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shoulder because a shoe is going to fall yeah you know it is so great to to be and i've been lucky
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enough to be able to do that for a while we have diverse staff and we don't all agree on everything
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of course we're just like americans right you know what i mean yes i do and we all have a sense of humor
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we all used to make fun of each other i mean especially the comics and we still do yeah you know
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we tell black jokes to each other you know because there's black people in the room that's why right
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they don't like race jokes because they never have black people in the room it's true and um we tell
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you know jewish and catholic jokes because those people are in the room correct we're friends and uh
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it's wonderful because it you're not you're it it takes all the difference away to laugh yeah and when
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you i know i don't ever make a joke about um people that i don't like that's just knifing them
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in the back yeah you know people i love i mean my family my family's probably a little like yours
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we're brutal on each other oh just so fun i know it's so fun we went on vacation about a year ago and
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i think we were in day three and my daughter said something to me and i said hold on just a second
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do you realize i think it's been three days and i don't think any of us have said one sincere thing
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it's just all sarcasm it's fantastic we never say sincere sincere things either yeah ours are all
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fat jokes because everybody's kind of overweight or has eating disorders or something because it's so
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cultural right but it's all fat jokes they're all so mean but like even the really really fat ones
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they tell the meanest fat jokes but it's just fun yeah and uh it's just fun it's fun especially when
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it's a family we were um i was going in to a gallery that was considering taking some of my art
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and we had never met your art i didn't even know you did it but i saw it it's fantastic thank you thank
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you um so i'm sitting in this gallery and i said to my daughter before i said i dare you i dare you and
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she's like don't tempt me dad i'll do it and i'm like you'll never do it she sat we sat there and they
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were they had just said we'll take you on and they were talking to the family and they got to her
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and she said and she's a little actress she's lucille ball and she kind of wells up with her eyes and
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she said they asked about you know how how are things with your dad what's it like around the
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house with him as a painter and stuff and she wells up she says i swear to you he doesn't beat me
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we all laughed they didn't but we had a great yeah a great time yeah um so um
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you are let's go back to 16 years old you're in a car accident yeah you're hit by a car yeah i got run
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over and brain damage what yeah the hood ornament went in my head through my skull into my you know
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it went right in there in the brain and and then uh uh my legs got hooked under the tire and she dragged
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me 30 feet you know impaled there by my brain and uh and dragged how did she not well the sun was in
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her eyes it was a crest of a hill going you know early in the morning there and uh so i woke up in
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the hospital with uh a couple days later out of coma wow uh yeah how did that affect my head shaved how did
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that affect you well uh oh gosh in so many ways you know my mother says you woke up a whole other
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person you were so nice till you got hit by that car and uh oh i i was uh you know you know that i grew
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up in salt lake city utah and we had a lot of uh mormon neighbors and so you know being when i was
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only jew in the neighborhood and uh i have to tell you what that's a double whammy i always say i'm a
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mormon and that's like the jew of christianity you know we're kind of shunned off to the side right
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you're a jew in a mormon community and pretending to be a mormon well we we never we didn't we didn't
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pretend my mom was very taken with the mormon church and uh oh that's the whole story yeah
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that's a long one well when i was three we have time okay well when i was three i wrote this in
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my book when i was three i fell on it i hit my face on a table leg you know yeah and i got bell's
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palsy in my face so my mom here's how it goes you know utah are you salt lake because that that was
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different in the 50s yeah no i lived in utah for a while and uh not salt lake though no provo oh
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provo i would spend many months in provo yeah yeah yeah state hospital there yeah but uh
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so well in salt lake it was like just a whole other world kind of yeah yeah but it made me me
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because everybody was really religious and we just talk about god all the time like even we played barbie
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dolls it'd be like the lord says you know it's so great i love it than any other place yeah but it
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was just part of our play yeah it was part of everything yeah yeah and uh
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so my mom the first thing she does is call the rabbi to come over and pray for me
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and uh he says a prayer nothing happened so then she calls the neighbors they're mormons to come over and
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pray for me the next day so they come over and pray over me and it goes away so my mom says you
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know how everything's a sign and yeah in the mormon thing well bell palsy goes away well i didn't know
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that and neither did my mom so my mom's like this is signed from god and in my book i say why a health
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professional or a doctor is not consulted you may ask but that's just utah you never went to the doctor
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you just have someone pray and you know that's probably the best form of medicine they look at
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now that's the control group where you know you think you're getting the placebo you're getting
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the placebo works better than yeah you know because it's real deep stuff and uh so my mom she she decides
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that that's the church for her you know although we never joined but we did we went and me and my mom
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would travel all over utah giving speeches for the mormon church there on sunday talking about me
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being healed you know wow and i believed i was healed and my mom believed i was healed you might
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have been i mean well i was yeah when i was 15 i was reading a i i say because i was very paranoid and
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you know from my upbringing and yeah you know having holocaust survivors as our friends and yeah
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growing up in apartment house there and things i saw and heard but uh i read them so my hobby was
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reading medical journals and crime stuff forensics and it's still that way but anyhow uh and it goes
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it's bell's palsy is largely a 48 hour to 72 hour thing i'm like what
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and then i get hit by a car like about a month later when i come out of that coma i'm pissed you know
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there's nothing and so first thing i do when i'm out of the coma i'm like okay i'm i want a cigarette
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you know so i start smoking cigarettes i uh you know because i had traveled all of utah as
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you know president of the mormon thing i mormon church groups and always you know
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i spoke that's what i did my first stage time was in the mormon church wow and i'd you know throw in
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some jokes yeah you know and my mom played the piano and led choirs and i also led mormon choirs
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i was a this person wow children's music but uh well i come out of it i'm like i'm having a cigarette
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that i just become like a i didn't i was very had an insulated life in that little community i never
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did anything right bad till then okay cigarettes uh smoking a marijuana cigarette i tried to drink
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beer but it made me sick uh coffee anything you know because i was like it's weird when you're in
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it's like kind of like rome when you're in that bubble it you it tends to make people choose hard
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each directions you have the edges so you when you go bad you're like i want i want all of it
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well i realized later and plus i would be submerging to these horrible nightmares that were
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were just horrible and uh later i find out well that's from a chronic head injury i had all that
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going on you know and then i would put myself in these terrible positions and like my mom says maybe i
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wasn't really the old roseanne i was the other roseanne and then i started hitchhiking across
00:30:26.000
the country by myself oh my gosh and wasn't ted bundy ted bundy was from utah well no he is he was
00:30:35.520
from i think he's from washington but he came to yeah okay he came down there and so you thought
00:30:41.200
hitchhiking was a good idea i don't don't believe the stuff i did lived in a cave lived in parked cars
00:30:48.640
crazy stuff was homeless did crazy and i wanted to be a hippie so bad i didn't even know what it was
00:30:55.760
but you know everybody was doing it hate ashbury and i i wanted to do that so i got these sheets
00:31:02.560
from sears and made these long dresses and then i got a guitar which i didn't know how to play but i
00:31:09.200
i carried it around and stuff and then i go sit on the corner in this and i made all these love beads
00:31:16.320
and i put about 50 love beads on my neck and i sewed them on so they can never come off because
00:31:21.200
i did everything wrong but i'd sit in the corner with this guitar going how many i couldn't even play
00:31:27.600
it how many roads i just portrayed i had to portray that this i don't know you're playing a role well i had
00:31:39.360
to portray the not me you know and uh then i was shipped off to the mental institution shortly
00:31:47.120
thereafter well wait when you when you woke up after the coma did they institutionalize you then
00:31:53.440
yeah two months later because i i was just doing all these weird things wow what it wasn't me and i had
00:32:00.240
been a math student i i was doing uh calculus in ninth grade and uh i couldn't even add i could no
00:32:10.880
longer even add and i could i couldn't read or or keep information i couldn't retain information but
00:32:19.920
i mean it was a chronic head injury you know and uh so they put me in the nut house there in pro vol
00:32:27.120
i was always like i'm gonna meet marie osmond because i loved her i just love marie osmond in
00:32:34.560
the nut house well i thought when we go out for our things we're gonna when we go out to see the
00:32:40.960
computer wore tennis shoes for the 19th time that was our only outing in the state hospital there i
00:32:47.040
might run into marie osmond wow which i did on the view many years later sitting there with her and i said
00:32:53.600
marie when i was a kid i looked up to you so much and i thought i'm gonna be the second star that
00:32:59.760
comes out of utah like marie osmond she goes i never grew up in that backward state and it blew my
00:33:07.040
mind she goes i was raised on the beaches of california i was not raised in that backward state where
00:33:13.200
people are you're kidding and i was like huh wow that's kind of sad it was kind of sad that's really
00:33:22.320
sad um so well nothing is what you think i know have you have you met have you met anybody in that's
00:33:32.080
famous or that you wanted to meet oh yeah i met everybody i wanted no i know but i mean how much
00:33:36.800
what's the percentage that you went what do you mean i met bb king i'm a huge bb king oh i met him
00:33:43.120
too i got to open for him well i just went backstage and met him my wife who i was dating at the time
00:33:50.400
fell asleep in his concert i'm a huge bb king fan she doesn't care we went backstage he didn't even look
00:33:56.000
at me but he looked at her and said come on over here and sit on bb's lap and i'm like she slept
00:34:02.080
she's she looks so refreshed because she slept during your concert i've i've there's few people
00:34:08.640
that you meet i've sworn it off of people i really like um except right now um because you there's so
00:34:17.600
many times when you meet people and you're like they're not that it's that's not who i thought they
00:34:24.480
were going to be well sometimes that happens like uh robert de niro bust that guy really yeah he wasn't
00:34:33.760
nice at all he doesn't seem nice no yeah at all yeah at all at a party there and uh that one was a
00:34:43.440
bummer but uh let's see and when i you know when when somebody doesn't like me which in hollywood
00:34:51.760
that happens a lot like uh i can't remember her name stalker channing yeah she's a old bitch too
00:34:59.600
and uh when they don't like me i don't know if it's just me because i'm me and always was weird but
00:35:07.040
also when i get uh nervous i don't know why i do but it's probably because i'm a comic well then i just
00:35:15.520
have to be really nice to them when they're not nice to me and just keep hanging around and being
00:35:20.800
really really nice till i force him to walk away really yeah because it's just like you're not
00:35:26.240
gonna take you're not gonna beat me down it's gonna be the other way wow because it's always a
00:35:31.520
mental chest yeah yeah so i'm like it is so lovely it's so lovely it's just so wonderful
00:35:40.080
and you know then that's i've got to try that yeah it's great yeah they're like
00:35:47.920
was was the but that i've met so many that were thrilling really yeah who oh i'm trying to think
00:35:55.840
gregory peck wow oh hell yeah right there in line at the 7-eleven wow and i i had been on tv on johnny
00:36:08.880
carson a few times you know and uh i'm like oh my god i'm standing and so i'm like mr peck i
00:36:17.360
you know love you uh what was that movie we all watched the mockingbirds to kill a monkey yeah
00:36:24.000
i go can i have your autograph i i would i've never asked anyone for that you know and he was just a
00:36:32.080
dream from heaven he goes certainly you may if i can ask you for yours as well oh wow that was a
00:36:40.320
thrill the other thrill sammy davis jr love him oh my god we were eating at pat's he's me and my sister
00:36:49.040
and he was having a party with his family in another room and the guy said uh the waiter comes
00:36:55.360
out and he goes would you like to meet sammy davis jr and i'm like yes yes well he would like to come
00:37:02.880
out and say a word have a word with you i'm like oh hell so here he comes i can't believe it and he
00:37:17.760
still can't believe so loving so uh complimentary so gentle so fatherly so wonderful and uh my sister
00:37:32.880
she you know raises money for you know jewish things and so she's a pro at the uh and she goes
00:37:43.280
you sir and so my sister goes into the hole she we know everything about sammy davis jr because he was
00:37:51.040
jewish and we love that he converted and all we he was we loved so she goes you sir are the greatest
00:37:59.200
entertainer and she goes into a hole and then he tops it and so it was like a night at friars club
00:38:07.200
just the three of us it was one of the greatest phyllis diller rodney dangerfield dick gregory
00:38:16.000
that one that one was so deep and richard pryor um george carlin george carlin um robin williams yes
00:38:30.560
i mean yeah i could you look back at your time and think like i can't believe i mean
00:38:40.960
this has been my life how about this one tony bannett invited me nobody knows about this they won't
00:38:50.320
believe it but i have the picture he invited me to sing with him for four presidents which i did you've
00:38:58.960
got to be no i did that what did you say that was after the star spangled banner where everyone hated
00:39:04.960
me and thought i you know was uh trying to destroy our country you were just i started too high
00:39:13.360
basically and i knew i couldn't go there so i had to i go i'll make it funny at least yeah i want to
00:39:19.920
run run away but i knew i couldn't wow but uh and the night before i did it i went on johnny carson
00:39:27.200
he goes whatever you do as robert goulay said told me don't start too hot but they didn't give me a
00:39:34.960
note anyway it's my fault whatever uh but tony bennett was so nice and after that he invited you know to
00:39:43.680
kind of help me back uh to sing with him for four presidents wow i know what did you sing i can't
00:39:53.120
remember i don't even remember but we rehearsed it for days wow and then we did it and i we did it
00:40:02.240
somewhere in hollywood it's all blank wow but i actually did it and i sounded good of course i was
00:40:07.680
singing with tony bennett yeah and the presidents were there and it's just a blur i can't i've blocked it
00:40:15.200
but that one was a big one i've had and johnny carson calling me in and saying do you write your
00:40:23.040
own material i said yeah he he said you're gonna be the biggest comedian ever and you have my personal
00:40:32.800
guarantee for that those things happened to me wow those things all happened to me and more and more
00:40:40.480
all over the world for me i mean it's it's just you know i i did you when when when you left
00:40:53.200
roseanne did you have any friends that stood up for you publicly did anybody i mean i i reached out to
00:41:03.600
abc um i heard you did that it's very kind of you yeah i just thank you it's wrong we don't cancel
00:41:12.000
people we don't and kill them and kill their character yeah yeah and that's still their life's
00:41:19.680
work and turn it let's let's talk that's what really burns me i want to go back to wait what you
00:41:26.400
just said they killed roseanne yeah well i think they did they killed the character on the show that's
00:41:32.720
incredible and then they asked me check this out then they called me when they saw they weren't
00:41:39.680
nobody's anyway they called me and asked me did i want to make a guest appearance on the show they
00:41:44.960
stole from me i'm dead as a ghost oh my god oh my gosh i said i'm bowling that day
00:41:53.840
they're demonic did they're so short-sighted because they're arrogant and ignorant but you know
00:42:05.680
they are just evil too what they did to me was evil but what made me so mad because i was waiting for
00:42:13.360
the other shoe to drop since i went back because they hated trump so bad and i i i thought well they
00:42:24.320
when they hear the facts no but then i knew no oh it's because they know the facts that's why they hate
00:42:33.920
him but it was consistent with the show donald trump is the guy for the blue collar worker that's what i said
00:42:40.960
even if you didn't even if you personally didn't like him he's the guy the connor family would have
00:42:46.720
supported of course and i didn't want to be the one that was for trump because i thought that was too
00:42:51.360
on the head i thought it should have been you know dan connor because it was mostly working class men
00:42:58.160
that were you know at that time but he wouldn't do it john goodman wouldn't do it and neither would
00:43:04.160
any of the other characters on the show portray the trump uh the trump voter but i wanted to show both
00:43:14.480
both sides still loving on each other in the same family because that's america yeah and maybe fighting
00:43:21.120
about it but certainly not trying to kill each other and they were trying to push us to that and
00:43:26.080
that's why i came back because i didn't want to see america polarized like that and i knew that their
00:43:31.040
whole thing was leading to segregation i knew it and i knew that so that's what the left was going
00:43:36.960
for that's but that that is what norman lear did with all in the family two very big opposites that
00:43:45.040
but they did not break up the family it's still the family was still together and they'd have
00:43:51.440
they'd have brawls but it was funny and in the end they still loved each other
00:43:56.080
abc didn't see that no and i also wanted to show that the working class is the most integrated class
00:44:02.000
in america yes and you know they hated all that too but the thing is that nobody would portray the
00:44:09.600
trump voter and i felt it was too on the head for me to do it but it fell to me because nobody else
00:44:15.280
would do it i thought it was too on the head but someone had to do it so i did it and then that all
00:44:22.320
was the perfect storm for and somebody overheard one of my writers in fact it was wanda sykes that
00:44:28.320
was said i'm just afraid this show in the writers room i'm just afraid this show is humanizing
00:44:36.320
oh my god trump voters oh my god yeah one of the writers on the roseanne show humanizing trump voters
00:44:45.120
what'd you say well someone reported it to me i said i'm not going to renew her contract
00:44:52.960
and she was the first one to say that i to interpret through libtard eyes what my tweet meant which it
00:45:05.360
the left is as ignorant as it gets and they are so morally compromised as i say when you have
00:45:16.800
what do you mean by that well the left is so compromised by their double standards and
00:45:24.800
double standards mean you have no standards i mean it's got to be one law all the way down the line
00:45:32.240
right or you are everything they claim we are racist classist separatist unless you apply that same
00:45:42.720
measure of judgment to both political parties then you have no justice system you have no justice
00:45:51.360
you know when you're going after people who walk through uh you know on january 6th walk through
00:45:57.920
the halls of the halls you know the hallowed halls of the of an election being stolen and then people
00:46:03.760
burning down and occupying that same building nothing happens to them for 10 times the insult and injury
00:46:11.520
nothing happens to them but these people go 15 years and you're like yeah because trump's hitler
00:46:22.000
what what what does that say about you what does that say about your values that you would hold those
00:46:28.480
two disparate ideas and systems of judgment in your head at the same time and think you're moral it's
00:46:36.160
not they just have come to the place though that i mean you know we've said as kids i don't know about
00:46:44.080
you but as kids the thing was you know if you could go back and kill baby hitler would you kill baby
00:46:50.880
hitler well no because the baby isn't hitler yet you know he turns into that but that's what they
00:46:58.960
think they they actually think he's hitler yeah and so the ends justify the means it doesn't matter
00:47:07.360
what they have to do he's hitler they they believe any means necessary to you know which is hitler
00:47:15.920
that is hitler any means necessary that is hitler they don't see it no because you know i don't
00:47:36.400
but a messenger cannot change so it's like it's on all kind of deep levels right you're talking
00:47:48.240
i think when you're so when all you do is parrot narratives that
00:47:59.120
you're severely compromised and you're not they're not pushed against the wall ever nobody
00:48:03.760
ever challenges them so when you because they are privileged just like them kids on wall street
00:48:11.680
they come from privilege and they are in you know uh they're packed in wool they always have an out
00:48:19.200
they never go to prison you notice that yeah they're never going to jail they never can't pay their
00:48:25.520
bail kamala bails them out so they are the shock troops of the democrat party machine that you know
00:48:34.000
they're being used and it makes me mad because they're paying them like they're paying people to come here
00:48:39.760
and with our tax dollars to destroy the people that are paying for everything how stupid is that to
00:48:49.440
to uh disenfranchise the taxpayers i mean can you get dumber than that you can't get dumber than that
00:48:58.160
no unless you have a plan to destroy it and then reset everything well that is what they're doing isn't it
00:49:03.360
yeah it is i don't know i don't know did you have a did you have a point to where
00:49:12.560
because you're you're not like a conservative you're a socialist you still
00:49:16.320
well i ran for president as a socialist in 2012 and that's when i had my i wouldn't even call it a red
00:49:23.680
pill but when i i want to find out for myself how it works because i already was having
00:49:28.480
thoughts and when i got in there and saw how it worked
00:49:38.000
and saw why there is a third party and what their ground rules are and what they were to do
00:49:45.280
and who's running it i saw for myself everything and then i went yeah i'm gonna found a whole new
00:49:52.000
party and i called it the green tea party because i wanted to see a synthesis between libertarian and
00:49:58.160
socialist because it's time for new ideas instead of old ideas that have never worked it's time for
00:50:05.760
like something that works for people and i i like capitalism i don't like crony capitalism i don't
00:50:13.520
like vulture capitalism i don't think we've done capitalism for 100 years that's at least that's
00:50:18.240
100 years that's what i am i like freedom and i like you know who was it i can't remember the guy's
00:50:24.720
name that said yeah capitalism tempered with empathy yes that's it so i'm i say that i'm a constitutionalist
00:50:37.440
it it all goes back to that that we we have a guarantee to the right of life liberty and the
00:50:43.840
pursuit of happiness and supposedly an entire uh constitution based on what benjamin franklin studied
00:50:52.400
of the iroquois nation a grandmother's council of representational government i love it and i'm
00:51:00.160
for it and i these last however many thousands of decades i have left in my life all my strength
00:51:09.120
will go to the preservation of that um for my grandchildren and your grandchildren everybody's
00:51:14.720
grandchildren here and the world it it's the only hope for the world i think it's interesting how
00:51:23.840
all of that we're being taught to hate donald trump um and that it's all trump's fault and we're being
00:51:30.800
our we're arguing with each other but the entire western world is passing the same laws they're having the
00:51:37.840
same problems they're all overrun with migrants the the people are rising up and saying wait we don't
00:51:44.480
want any of i mean the stuff that that the left and the establishment really it is the establishment
00:51:51.520
yeah the establishment the stuff the establishment is pushing i don't know anyone who's asking for it
00:51:58.480
no we're not asking for it and you know with with their installation of kamala they prove
00:52:03.760
they don't want any input from voters that's the last thing they want and they've proven it
00:52:10.640
they want installation and they just want power over people and uh you know they use these ridiculous
00:52:21.360
uh fulcrums to shove it down everybody's throat such as fake social fake social issues like
00:52:30.400
transgenderism which is really deep and ugly and horrible you hang on before you say this because
00:52:37.440
i want to hear your opinion on this you had one of the first uh lgbt characters on tv i mean you've
00:52:44.400
you've always you've never had a problem uh before barack obama and hillary clinton everybody else i've
00:52:50.640
always been i don't care who you marry yeah you know don't tell my church that i have to marry you
00:52:56.000
yeah but i don't care if you want to go marry a tree marry a tree you know i mean whatever it's
00:53:02.400
up to you it's between you and your god well if the tree's consenting i don't think they should
00:53:09.760
okay so tell me about the transgender agenda because you seem to be very strong oh yeah and in fact that was
00:53:22.320
part of the whole thing against me because when i came back to abc the first thing they did the
00:53:29.600
publicist said before i will represent you because the publicists are all in bed with the devil in
00:53:36.080
hollywood they're all i always say lesbian the lesbian witch uh publicist cabal um and you mean that
00:53:45.280
literally of course yeah and uh she said to me before i will with my magnificence yeah entertain a flea
00:53:59.360
such as yourself an overweight unkempt flea such as yourself i need you to issue an apology to the
00:54:07.920
transgender lgbtq cia community for uh and i said i've already told y'all no i will not
00:54:22.480
and we sat there staring at each other it all goes back to a case that happened in washington the
00:54:29.040
colin francis thing colin francis was a thing that happened in a university up there in seattle or one of
00:54:36.560
those friggin drug addicted havens of craziness and uh these little girls it was a little girl
00:54:48.720
softball team they had permission to use the facilities there for their little girl softball
00:54:53.600
game right so after they played with their parents from age seven to 13 or something they they went in
00:55:01.600
the uh sauna there at the university on their prescribed time that they were to do and uh there
00:55:08.960
was a a a woman with a penis in there named colin francis me a man no a woman with glendy what's wrong
00:55:20.160
with you are you i'm sorry it was a woman with a penis it was a man it was a woman with a penis and
00:55:27.280
that's my advice to today's women keep your penises in your pants ladies there's no excuse
00:55:36.080
anyway so so um and so zim refused to cover zim self in front of these little girls and
00:55:50.480
the parent the parent the mothers were very upset and the little girls were upset and they ran and
00:55:56.480
they complained okay don't you know you know what happened the university took zim side and uh
00:56:08.400
because i said i've been so active for all my life in children's rights you know
00:56:15.040
uh against child abuse and i said we tell these little girls you know that if they the ice if the
00:56:25.440
ice cream woman comes by and she shows her penis that happened to my little kids my kids when they
00:56:31.840
were little uh that happened yeah to my little girls down the street the ice cream woman well i don't
00:56:39.040
know if she was trans he it was a guy with a penis okay and they went down to get their ice cream and
00:56:45.200
that's what they saw they were like six and seven years old to some little girl's age well don't you
00:56:51.440
know i took action on that you know it's just not it's not gonna go we tell our kids to be safe not let
00:56:59.200
bad touch why don't you now in the schools they're saying this is good touch when a drag queen puts her
00:57:07.040
wiener in your face that's good touch i mean it's just great and i just kept going with it because
00:57:13.840
i was like this is wrong this is wrong it doesn't make any common it makes no sense that you would make
00:57:21.520
children your target i'm i'm not going to apologize well they came after me this was what 2013
00:57:30.000
oh my god i saved every tweet you're a cow you know you know because they're tolerant you're a cow
00:57:36.720
it went like this i kept it in order cow uh pig fat slob blah blah blah blah blah blah ends with
00:57:45.520
zionist baby killer all of it and it all ends with zionist baby killer i'm telling you they're the same
00:57:52.160
people yeah i know and they're sitting at home on disability i'm probably paying their damn wage
00:57:57.920
with my taxes there to sit on their ass and do that to terrorize old women and particularly
00:58:04.480
old women who are for children's rights against them and they're all in it together they're all
00:58:11.920
getting paid and uh you know it's just the witches i think we i and they're protecting pedophiles
00:58:21.440
children and children are their targets and let's just be really real about it and they're letting
00:58:29.120
them out of prison after three months for 400 victims and the schools are moving them around
00:58:36.080
the teachers union just like the catholic church did if they offend against children they move them to
00:58:41.920
another thing in the public schools it's not a lie it's real it is a epidemic of child sexual
00:58:50.560
abuse and america is the center of it in the world of child sex slavery and prostitution i've done so
00:58:58.560
many shows on it and i'm just not going to let people pretend they don't see it anymore
00:59:05.360
that's why i love trump the first thing he did was sign a paper against human trafficking of children
00:59:11.840
and that's what they're doing at the border look at that look and they're all for it
00:59:16.560
because they have no standards and they have no morality and it's not about their wieners or what
00:59:24.160
their rights are any of that they're all involved in evil evil child murdering crap i'm not going to be
00:59:33.920
silent about nor will i apologize to any of them they can apologize to me for ruining you know everything
00:59:40.000
i work for except for surprise surprise i'm back and i'm even stronger and i have my own network now
00:59:52.800
so do you here we are a few weeks away from an election 42 days yeah and uh you know george soros
01:00:01.600
in my business george soros just got a a waiver to buy 200 of the biggest stations in america
01:00:10.400
um but it's his it's his investment arm not his social justice arm so that means he's getting it
01:00:16.960
from us the taxpayers yeah because his ngo is run on our money i know the guy's the biggest vampire all
01:00:23.920
he's always threatened to sue me i'm not supposed to talk about him but vampire capitalism if you look
01:00:29.280
it up in the dictionary it's his face and his sons who's a transgender you know his son is a zim too
01:00:36.960
i did not know that yeah and he's marrying huma abedin did you know that oh yeah i did know that see
01:00:50.480
including the queen of it she ain't when i said i i let oh i was so excited to come on your show because
01:00:58.640
you laughed when i said it's artificial intelligence in a war against artificial intelligence and i i
01:01:04.880
just wanted to say hillary on tv saying people that are giving out misinformation need to be arrested
01:01:12.640
that's exactly what i mean yeah that is artificial intelligence at war against artificial intelligence
01:01:19.200
it's crazy isn't it it is it is everything that they do they accuse the other side of that's how you
01:01:27.120
you know when i was at fox that's yeah that's how i could tell what they were going to do i remember
01:01:33.200
saying when i was exposing you know all their deep money stuff in the tides foundation they would kick
01:01:39.040
back on a few things and they'd be like absolutely we're not doing that that's what you're doing and i
01:01:44.720
would say to my staff look there look right there because that's what they're doing exactly they have to
01:01:50.640
tell you yeah it's in the devil manual it is it's right there in the devil manual i've
01:01:56.880
never seen the devil manual well it's not really existing but once you study how it all works right
01:02:03.600
it's all um counter information so it's like uh co-intelpro the devil works like that
01:02:10.480
you know get there get them to consent by tell by putting out a movie like obama does here's what's
01:02:18.000
going to happen in this predictive program movie oh we went and loved that movie well then you just
01:02:24.960
gave your consent to it it's all a trick it's all a trick more with rosanne here in a second but first
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do you live near hollywood now no i live in texas hell oh that's right that's right you live in austin
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you but you moved here what three years ago uh-huh i got my guns
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and you do you uh you shoot your guns oh hell yeah i told you i totally right not really
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but i did i did go hunting and get a deer i got i got me a deer i got an eight point buck
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and then i ate him too did you have did you smear the blood on your for your first kill oh no
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jews jews you've got to kosher it oh yeah yeah we did that yeah yeah okay yeah so we don't we don't
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have we don't want to eat no blood jews that's why we salt everything and get diabetes and our fat
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you have a hard time seeing you in camouflage oh i was there dude and i i uh uh tracked it track
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and trace like the chinese that son of a bitch i seen him in the uh bushes there behind the tree and i
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yeah i got him with one shot right in the neck wow yeah wow it was cool yeah you know um my daughter
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says she has cerebral palsy and she shoots uh and uh we'll go up to the ranch and and she'll shoot and
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she says it's the only time she feels in control you know what i mean she it's there's something to
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shooting that you know just targets um that i don't know empowers you a little bit it's not
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that you're on this kick like i could go shoot everybody it's just it empowers you no i know
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what it is what is it it's the focus of the mind and the eye and the finger that's intense focus and
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that's what comedy is for me is that intense focus the intense target to the all of us comics say this
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shot to the heart of the beast and the heart of the beast is the hypocrisy of these people
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they think they're gonna pull the wool over our eyes well here's a joke for you and when everybody
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laughs at them that's the worst thing that could happen to them boy they hate humor they hate any
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joke that's about them oh they hate it always have so we're gonna tell more and more of them
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they're gonna get sharper and sharper so i was i was just starting to say 47 days away from the election
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i'm concerned about the loss of the platform if the left takes over because they'll that they are
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they will censor everyone they'll put musk in jail yes nationalize everything he's got you know for
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their child trafficking operation and their drugs and weapons more war they want to kill a lot of
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people they are addicted to blood they are they love blood it is they love to spill it and everything
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they love war they love death it's so weird how that has just all of a sudden the democrats who have
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always been the ones that are like no war my dad said they were for my you know they my whole family
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was democrats and they still are it drives me crazy they think i am out there so how do you deal with
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that i can't believe them i mean i love them but i'm like you know they're my brother and sister are
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both gay you know everyone's gay and so they ran they ran the lineup for the uh to get the uh you know
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medicine the shot they won't even see me because i didn't get it they're like hey you're you didn't
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get vaccine you didn't get the vaccination so you can't come around us well you're vaccinated isn't that
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the point i say isn't the point that you're vaccinated why can't i come around if you're vaccinated
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why do you have to protect yourself against me you're vaccinated they don't think right
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they just are brainwashed they're brainwashed do you see us coming around us not no the country
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do you see the country what do you see in the future
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because i have no idea how this thing is going to work out i mean i i i've been pretty good at
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looking you know over the horizon and say this this this all bets are off here's what i think
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i'm like you know i try to persuade god all the time because we always have conversations every day
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uh and what are your conversations like with god yeah
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why are you not doing what i'm telling you to do
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he's like you'll find out and right do time keep your pants on there and i always do of course right
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i i think that if trump wins there's going to be a big-ass civil war and i think if kamala wins
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it's going to be a big-ass civil war that's what i fear it's people so deeply divided and they are
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all such uh so many people seem to um not want to solve anything yeah they just want to keep it going
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well we had four years to to shore up our election system so we wouldn't have a civil war
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you know i don't think americans have a problem losing when it's a fair fight but nobody's going to
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believe whoever wins nobody's going to believe well what government does that unless they want the
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people to fight each other well they do they they want to depopulate you know that yeah they got to
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get rid of a lot of people because you know they have no place as richard prior said to ride their horsies
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wow and uh yeah they'll do that i i have in my act if just this once we could take all the hatred we
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have for each other that's been fed to us and we just agree to set it aside for just a time
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and instead we focus that hate that we have for each other and we point it upwards towards the guilty
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at the top who are responsible for all this misery that makes us hate each other and we do that together
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everything would be solved it would be so the power of hate let's harness it
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why do i feel like i i feel like i heard millions of voices cry out that suddenly were stopped
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it's the death star but it is the hatred of evil not each other yeah we're commended not to hate each
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other not another human but to hate evil and so let's try that let's try let's try fair elections
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america let's try ballots paper ballots why not just this once and like i i say to americans if you've
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never voted before because the majority doesn't never vote i know just this once for me
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vote trump because he has solutions that don't involve killing people you know you've known him for
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a long time i i've known him not well but peripherally and kind of well on a spirit level
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mm-hmm what does that mean i i have put my arms around him at mar-a-lago there i was waiting to put my
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arms around for a really long time because i knew i could pray on him you know i've prayed on a lot of
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people and a lot of times i have witnessed the benefit of that because i'm a strong believer i hate the word
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yeah and i was like i'm gonna if i can just get my arms around him i'm gonna say this one prayer
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that i i know is a prayer of protection and uh so i was always trying to get there well one time i was
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taking a picture with him and i go here's your chance you know so i run in there hello and then
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the secret service guy grabs me you know and well no it wasn't the secret service it was trump he very
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gently rearranged my arms down to my sides that's amazing yeah like this hello roseanne and i go ah
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hell i blew my chance and then i go i could have been shocked that i was grabbing on him but then i did
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see him at night because i was praying god give me the chance to get my arms on him you know
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around him and uh here he comes as i was leaving drunk from having dinner with that junior and i'm leaving
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and i knew it was the moment because all my hairs were standing you know so i just go do it
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so i did put my arms around him and i just prayed on him for protection of him because
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he means so much to so many he means so much to jewish people
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because it is our i i believe it is our very existence hangs on him
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i'm surprised to hear you say that i think he is i think he's amazing on that just amazing but
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the existence hangs on god for the for the jewish people well i think god's working through trump
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yes that's what i mean yeah okay and uh he's the only one who gets it i mean that they that that
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other side of uh you know they hate israel they want it gone and you know and it isn't just the name
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israel it's you know the largest group of jewish people in the you know second largest in the world
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but but but only from the river to the sea yeah aside from that aside from that you know it used
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to be the whole event but since the democrats got in there and the liberals this is the real truth
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as they mouthed all their uh plo propaganda that comes from the kgb that's where it originates
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and uh and the muslim brotherhood who went into business together
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uh and obama sits at the top of all of that but since they did that they actually
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kicked out all the jews from every other country in the arab world every other every arab state is now
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judan ryan while they were talking about their plo palestinian fake stuff every arab state is now
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judan ryan and they all went to israel and now they can circle in for the kill this was a plan from
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hitler oh i know and you know you don't get to hear about that the press uh of this country is so
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compromised and so under the nwo which is nazi world order fourth reich we never get to say that on tv
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thank you glenn for letting me say that and you know it is like satan hates the jews
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and satan always has hated the jews and he's got many guises and ways to get around it different
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stories he makes up that people buy do you think because i have a different theory on this oh good
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well i don't know if he hates the jews as much as he hates god and god made a promise to abraham
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and satan must have seen that and went i just have to kill this this group of people because if i if he
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breaks his promise i win and so he's i can go for that trying to kill the jews because he actually
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thinks he's going to win well there's a whole different ways of looking at it like they say some
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say well he wants to get rid of all the jews because that's where the messiah is going to come from
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or did come from whichever way you're but he's supposed to come back right if you're christian
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he's gonna soon what time is it yeah i know yeah yeah right right but that's all a whole big subject
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yeah but um also in torah it says well because we are in a spiritual war and it's we all see it but it's
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so great that we see it because we never saw it so clear so this is good yes because it says in torah
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those are the birth pangs when people see clearly those are the beginning of something great when we
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see clearly yeah but also in torah it says that the devil who god created right he didn't just spring up
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of his own power that in the upper courts when on judgment day when god judges us after we die
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he turns into the prosecuting attorney in the upper court because he knows our sins better than we do
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so he goes after us here with full glee and when we fall and he can get us to go bad that's great for
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his case up there because he's that's what he's supposed to do prosecute us for our sins that we
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went with him and did he's like a double agent you know yeah and i i like telling people that because
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they go oh shit and everybody should have an oh shit moment about right now they should be having
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that and going you know what maybe i'm going to have that still small voice inside me maybe i'm
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going to get right with that and i look in the mirror and you know try to uh correct myself yeah
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i hope everybody's doing that because who knows what's going to happen i don't know what they're
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going to do to us next but whatever it is it's because god wants it to happen amen and it's
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he might need us to he might need there's two ways to learn in torah torah says
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because uh you learn through joy or you learn through suffering correct so maybe maybe some of
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us i don't know you know it's it's amazing because i've always said if if i went to a european or
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especially a german jew back in 37 and said you know what israel's going to come out of this it will be
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you know as as a jew you would say oh okay but but how do i get from here to here something good is
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coming yeah it's just the middle part that we're you know you're like well it could be tough it says in
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there uh a lot of us are gonna have to go yeah a lot of us are and this means all humans a lot of us just
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can't choose and the ones who choose wrong are definitely gonna go but the ones who can't choose
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good they're gonna go too you know that's how would you be this way if you hadn't have grown up around
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holocaust survivors if you if you hadn't seen good and evil so clearly as a kid do you think you would
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have stood up all these years and done the things that you've done far as standing on principle
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i don't know i just know what it what it is i don't know what would have been if i would have been
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six feet tall blonde and had a waist i might have made something by myself
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okay before you go i've got a list of names okay this is just rapid fire okay okay first thing
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comes to say something mean or nice no you can say whatever whatever comes to you okay i'm in my comic
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mood okay good yeah this should be this should be good entertaining gavin newsome uh clone
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taylor swift they made him off the scrapings of nancy pelosi's what do you call it what's it called
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boopa loofa poof foopa foopa okay uh taylor swift uh satan
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britley jews you wanna we don't have to stop and oh i just can see who's in who's doing the devil's
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work she is just uh i guess she's talented talented cute satan satan travis kelsey uh plant
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what do you mean he's her beard white dudes for harris oh my lord um satan
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zelinski satan are you gonna give all of these say well they are okay putin uh scary
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uh uh zi zing ping uh scary uh nancy pelosi satan scary worse than uh worse than uh all the above
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okay pete buddha judge oh oh god zim mark hamill uh clone uh mark ruffalo oh my god
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hamas the cast of the view uh lesbian witches uh george w bush satan uh john goodman
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uh weiner uh the people that make up black rock uh i pray for them every day because russia
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shauna is coming and i'm telling you what they're not going to get away with it and they better
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repent because this is the time for jews to go back to source and i'm telling you what it's not
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going to work for you this time oh no oh no not this time better get ready george soros uh
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i'm unable to answer that as he's already threatened to sue me okay okay mel gibson satan and hitler
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together okay okay they won't use that in the court of law at all mel gibson cute cute he's cute he was
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so nice to me he's a nice guy he let me use uh the scenes from braveheart for my hanukkah play at my
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synagogue it's so nice you had to ask mel gibson for a hanukkah play well i had a hanukkah play at my
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synagogue and i had it be like braveheart you know because they were um the maccabees and i so i used that
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as the background for the kids to uh you know come down and fight the uh hellenus i used the
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clip of brave wow see that's a difference between you and me because if i was doing something like
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that i would just use it assuming he's not going to find out that i was doing it at my you know my
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local church well i wanted him to know and he said go for it so i had you know they were they were
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defiling the temple i did this it was so funny and so i had this uh guy who had an actual oscar and so
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i had the greeks come in with the oscar and they defiled the temple by putting it on the altar
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it's been great to see you it's been so great to see you hope to see you again i hope to see you
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again too thank you thanks for letting me call these satans satans what they are satan worshiping
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