The Glenn Beck Program - Ep 229 ｜ Roseanne Barr ISN’T Sorry About All That ｜ The Glenn Beck Podcast

00:00:00.000 and now a blaze media podcast if you need a laugh my next guest is a highly decorated queen of

00:00:09.280 comedy she's won emmys golden globe award she even has her own star on the hollywood walk of fame

00:00:14.960 she was the celebrated uh trailblazer for women in comedy beloved by millions who sat down to 0.95

00:00:24.040 watch her hit on abc the sitcom in the 1990s named after her uh her brass blunt style endeared her to

00:00:33.300 americans of all political stripes i don't think i missed an episode until there was one tweet it

00:00:40.500 changed her life so how did this comedian who once ran for the presidential nomination of the green

00:00:46.120 party become a right-wing mega extremist she will go into this this is a fascinating podcast welcome

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00:02:01.780 welcome roseanne thank you very much for having me it's good to be here it is uh it's great to have

00:02:21.300 you here it's a little surreal because you are kind of like america's mom for at least

00:02:26.540 some generations yeah i know it it uh it's very gratifying to still hear it from people

00:02:34.380 you i i saw you uh with uh tucker carlson and um you talked about that and it seemed that you were

00:02:43.600 almost teary-eyed when you talked about how there are people that come up and um how you still feel

00:02:51.380 kind of responsible for people that watch the show yeah do i have the right take or not oh well for

00:02:58.280 people who feel for me and for people who say that i meant something in their lives and to them

00:03:04.280 you know that touches me deeply and uh you must hear that a lot i do hear it a lot and i have heard it

00:03:10.940 for many years and uh i i think that i'm kind of the mom of the broken and uh and some are okay put

00:03:22.760 together too but especially for people who said in a in a moment of real uh doubt and weakness and

00:03:30.700 depression that i came through yeah you know that's great how did how did you get uh i mean because

00:03:39.020 you had a tough childhood in some ways um you know you grew up around uh victims of the holocaust 0.84

00:03:47.200 survivors of the holocaust so you kind of had that spooky kind of scary stuff scary stuff always yeah 0.66

00:03:54.640 right um and then i i thought we were still living in that place when i grew up because you know it was

00:04:02.780 so real and everybody you know it was just very present and i thought oh we're still there i thought

00:04:09.640 we were still in the warsaw ghetto how does that how does that affect you today i mean what's it like

00:04:15.180 to be a jew today oh it's real scary it's like okay here it comes you know it's always like kept at bay 1.00

00:04:22.520 particularly in america the hope of everyone yeah the world and uh yeah because it's the melting pot

00:04:30.940 where the only place on earth where you are uh born with inalienable rights the right to life

00:04:37.300 liberty and the pursuit of happiness in no other document does that exist so that means something

00:04:43.760 to people who fled here in fear of their lives a new beginning and all that and you know uh just that

00:04:52.500 uh melting pot of uh people who fled to freedom and liberty so it just means something and uh

00:05:04.720 that we defeated that giant or we thought we did yeah but the real history is way deeper than that as

00:05:13.940 we know i remember the adl um calling me an anti-semite oh they called you that too oh yeah they call me

00:05:22.060 that yeah they call everybody that yeah they called me that the year i got the defender of

00:05:27.820 israel award from benjamin well that's why right but uh uh and and why they said that is i said we're

00:05:35.060 planting the same seeds it doesn't help once the crop is in no you can't plant the seeds of this and

00:05:42.200 that's what has happened and now we're seeing the harvest is ripe and it's not good all around the world

00:05:48.140 no it's not good um but you know when you get in bed with the devil he takes you know yeah he wants

00:05:56.480 his price nothing's for free would you have said that 20 years ago i was saying it my whole life

00:06:03.500 your whole life understand you really you meant it though your whole life yeah when i was just a kid

00:06:09.200 i was like you know i knew that it was that i was part of whatever it is that fights that and that was

00:06:17.160 the core of my whole being my whole soul my whole life no to that no to hatred no to um that kind of

00:06:27.640 thinking where you are addicted to hate because that's what it is and uh that you think you are so

00:06:35.580 perfect yeah that you are so arrogant that you think oh i have i do none of these bad things but 0.77

00:06:42.320 they do yeah that just that mind virus and and that i see i've seen it my whole life yeah and i'm very

00:06:52.260 sensitive to it and i hate it i hate it because as i do i and you too all of us who hold torah to me

00:07:03.000 and something yeah it says in there you must hate evil it doesn't say tolerate it or you know look the

00:07:11.340 other way or or just say oh i need to understand evil it says hate it and i have always hated it

00:07:18.880 and i hate it when it raises its ugly head and it is here got a foot hold any place where there's 0.69

00:07:28.100 self-righteousness yeah that's where that's where it starts work and that's good um fertilizer for

00:07:35.500 yeah it's really and we we in america we we really like to be self-righteous for a lot of reasons you

00:07:42.280 know uh and they feed us with it saying oh it's the these people that people you know that party this

00:07:50.160 party all of it is to deflect from you looking at you isn't it because all that war uh torah tells us

00:07:59.820 to all the war in the world comes from the war inside yeah and if you can't solve the war in you

00:08:06.660 of course you're going to project it everywhere and you're going to see evidence of it everywhere

00:08:10.700 but if you are somebody who thinks arrogantly that means you're very ignorant and you're on a path

00:08:20.560 straight down yeah i used to i i i swore off certitude a few years back because i i used to be

00:08:29.380 certain that i was certain about a few things and now i'm only certain that i'm i'm not certain about

00:08:34.160 anything oh i love that you brought up certainty because that's really a core part of everything

00:08:39.540 and i know what you mean about uh being certain of your uh opinions yes yeah but everything is

00:08:49.200 changing everything has changed during occupy wall street um you and i wouldn't have been sitting at

00:08:56.960 the same table and yet i'm i'm i have a different view of of that time period and some of the people

00:09:05.520 involved uh now that i did back then and you do as well it's weird how you can never predict well i

00:09:15.080 don't know if we'd be on different sides you don't think so no i went there the first day that it

00:09:19.040 uh was put together because i always go someplace to find out for myself i never accept what anyone

00:09:27.100 else says i do it for myself so were you for it at the time i wanted to go see what it was about okay

00:09:33.520 and uh what i found is not what anybody else would say because i'm always true to myself because i

00:09:42.220 i might you know you hate to say things you sound self-righteous but i mean i'm deep into my

00:09:51.640 beliefs and they're core to me and when we talked about certainty that's the only place i have

00:09:59.580 certainty right in my belief so in my connection with my god you know my my creator and and the

00:10:08.120 torah you know uh so i went there to see for myself because i don't believe anything people do

00:10:14.020 they're all they say one thing and do another every minute so i don't believe anything they say

00:10:20.260 i just witness i i watch so i went there and i was seeing what they were doing and i was seeing for

00:10:28.420 myself plus i have these eyes that god forced me to have and i'm like why why am i seeing this

00:10:36.040 right when nobody else in the world sees it like this why do i have to see this like

00:10:41.500 why am i the one that goes and sees people doing these things and those people doing them things

00:10:47.660 they don't think anyone can see them that's one thing that i've learned in my life they think they're

00:10:54.420 invisible or something but they are to some people a lot of people aren't they yeah because they think

00:11:00.100 they've tricked us so fully that we are incapable of seeing through the guys but i got those eyes

00:11:08.700 and you know like i said he forced me to have these eyes i didn't ask for it but just the way i lived and

00:11:18.080 was born and brought up i have them so i went to occupy wall street and i saw the children of the guys in

00:11:27.820 the building demonstrating against their fathers while they were probably on um you know and an

00:11:38.320 expense account from their parents and i saw a lot of ungrateful little leftist bastards and that's 0.69

00:11:45.700 what it was all about the privilege of that yes to bite the hand that feeds you and i think

00:11:51.560 that's what it still is and then they came to me and of course you know i will go into this is for a

00:11:59.780 longer time but you know then they wanted to buy up all the debt of it was always about student loans

00:12:05.580 and that was part of my thing when i ran for president in 2012 but um anyway uh they wanted

00:12:12.820 to buy up debt on wall street these occupy wall street and i'll tell you how i i like to break stuff

00:12:20.660 down that's what comics do but i got a vengeance for it because i don't like bs i don't like to be lied

00:12:29.020 too i don't like to be tricked or bs right in fact i get all of my thrills from busting it down

00:12:37.140 i just get a thrill i know and uh so i said so you're asking me to help you pay wall street

00:12:46.680 that's what you're asking me to help you raise money to pay your dad on wall street

00:12:53.920 so see i'm always trying to get to the joke which is the zing i like the zinger ba-doom you know

00:13:01.400 right and of course then they were like you're a fact or whatever then they go to the name calling

00:13:07.220 when they're caught but i love it i think i go here i just try and make god laugh right you know in my

00:13:14.560 mind he's the greatest comedian and i love how he's exposing everyone they're all humiliating

00:13:20.480 themselves right in front of our eyes with their kamala harris we have not one american serviceman

00:13:27.060 serving anywhere to cut to all of those guys going what is she i mean right exposure that the veil of

00:13:33.880 bs has fallen away i think that is god because he's making himself more visible in this world

00:13:41.000 because of mass media and you know all this stuff that they can't hide behind or lie no more

00:13:46.180 no church no state can prevent the people from access to truth and information this is like

00:13:52.780 the age we're winning the age we're living in is so huge and for truth and that's never happened

00:14:01.180 it's a renaissance of truth so i just love being in that you know so you think we're at the beginning

00:14:07.260 of that oh no i think we're i think we're in the eye really yeah we already weathered a whole bunch of

00:14:15.700 stuff and we're in the eye and coming out of the eye and wow i think i hope you're right on that

00:14:21.920 no i i think i am i feel it you know i feel it too i wonder if we have enough time because i think it's a

00:14:32.000 it's a horse race to the finish line not for mankind carrying the maga red cap onto air force one

00:14:39.240 biden saying to kamala who's trying to say she has nothing to do with the biden administration

00:14:49.460 right now on day one well this is day 3000 baby right the mind trick she's trying to pull on all of 0.99

00:14:57.760 us and then biden on the view going i really did nothing i turned it all over to kamala and she's

00:15:04.320 more than capable i mean it's hilarious it is it's exposure to the 10th degree if you have the eyes to

00:15:11.220 see it yeah you know it's hilarious i i have to tell you i don't i would hate to be a comedy writer

00:15:16.640 today because we're watching the biggest parody i mean it's yeah you watch it you and you're like

00:15:24.520 it's not just me right this would be hysterical if it wasn't our country yeah it it is hysterical

00:15:31.620 yeah and it's even more hysterical when you like factoring people are that anybody is buying it at all

00:15:38.140 yeah that's even more hilarious it's a monty python sketch oh definitely he he's definitely the person

00:15:47.320 to vote she's definitely in charge you can handle right and then yanking it all out the back door to 1.00

00:15:54.480 give to zelinski it's hilarious but um so many people don't understand

00:16:01.720 what a joke it is and how hilariously sad it is yeah but uh i think we're supposed to laugh it to

00:16:12.180 scorn and that's what comedians were cheerleaders for laughing power were you concerned about

00:16:17.900 the state of comedy just a few i mean because it it's it's made a comeback fierce yeah fierce here in

00:16:24.900 texas yeah but i mean for a while there it was insane no one could crack a joke no one could say

00:16:34.380 anything it i've never seen that in america had you ever seen that no i never saw it when uh obama

00:16:40.540 signed the ndaa i i wrote on twitter well that kills comedy and it did and everybody got scared and uh

00:16:48.680 you know nobody said anything and so who's the lenny bruce today there's a lot of them couldn't

00:16:57.000 have said that four years ago five years ago everybody's stepping up because i uh talk to a

00:17:02.860 lot of young comics and i'm i say to them when they ask me and a lot of them do ask me you know

00:17:09.200 for my opinion and i go we got to be braver than we've ever been that's what we have to do and um

00:17:16.860 they are like there's so many young comics that they are just kicking down the doors well everybody

00:17:23.420 knows we have to i mean anybody who's worth anything and knows what a gift it is to have

00:17:29.620 the mind of a comic that's a gift from god you know you can't waste it you can't pander with it

00:17:34.700 you got to go full force you know it's a muscle did you want to be a comic your whole life even when

00:17:42.120 you're a kid yeah and my family was real funny and the only way you could keep from my dad hitting

00:17:49.800 you in the head is if you'd say it funny like it you know you couldn't say anything make my dad mad

00:17:57.020 he had a short temper and uh but if it was funny he'd laugh because he wanted to be a comic too

00:18:02.880 my dad was really funny but a mean kind of funny yeah but and he always went too far

00:18:10.580 and i'm like oh my god i'm my dad but i always go too far too and then i'm like oh thanks dad

00:18:16.820 but isn't that part of it i mean a good comedian will go too far occasionally because

00:18:24.200 even if it ruins my life that's right did it ruin your life um it ruined my it ruined

00:18:32.280 my entire life for approximately 10 days yeah it was a horror and uh then the uh but you made enough

00:18:45.500 money to not care and right yeah but you know the money i thought you know i was glad to have money

00:18:53.360 hell yeah i grew up on the welfare cheese yeah yeah yeah so but the uh goodwill that i had built

00:19:03.920 that they took that away too and i had a really that hurts more than anything else the thing that hurt

00:19:09.120 the most is i was always so proud of having a diverse audience so they shoved that you know knife 0.99

00:19:15.120 right between me and my uh black fans which was the worst thing they could have done to me and uh but 0.90

00:19:23.680 you know i like i told tucker when he got axed i because i had a couple years on him you know

00:19:33.560 because we both got fired number one yeah which isn't even capitalism i don't even know what the hell

00:19:39.760 but anyway i said well that's a state-run media yeah it's pravda right yeah so um but i told tucker

00:19:49.040 it it it's like when god took us out of egypt you know he removed us from slavery and we wandered

00:19:57.440 around in the desert for a while trying to get our bearings hopefully not 40 years like those guys did

00:20:02.640 they didn't have gps then i say or maybe they did but um then all of a sudden you start realizing

00:20:12.000 you're in the you've been led to the promised land of free creative space it's really different

00:20:18.880 it's wonderful it's wonderful when you when you're working in a space where you're not looking over your

00:20:26.560 shoulder because a shoe is going to fall yeah you know it is so great to to be and i've been lucky

00:20:33.600 enough to be able to do that for a while we have diverse staff and we don't all agree on everything

00:20:38.880 of course we're just like americans right you know what i mean yes i do and we all have a sense of humor

00:20:45.360 we all used to make fun of each other i mean especially the comics and we still do yeah you know

00:20:50.880 we tell black jokes to each other you know because there's black people in the room that's why right 1.00

00:20:57.280 they don't like race jokes because they never have black people in the room it's true and um we tell 1.00

00:21:05.680 you know jewish and catholic jokes because those people are in the room correct we're friends and uh 0.65

00:21:12.400 it's wonderful because it you're not you're it it takes all the difference away to laugh yeah and when

00:21:20.000 you i know i don't ever make a joke about um people that i don't like that's just knifing them 0.70

00:21:28.000 in the back yeah you know people i love i mean my family my family's probably a little like yours

00:21:33.520 we're brutal on each other oh just so fun i know it's so fun we went on vacation about a year ago and

00:21:40.480 i think we were in day three and my daughter said something to me and i said hold on just a second

00:21:45.040 do you realize i think it's been three days and i don't think any of us have said one sincere thing

00:21:55.200 it's just all sarcasm it's fantastic we never say sincere sincere things either yeah ours are all

00:22:01.920 fat jokes because everybody's kind of overweight or has eating disorders or something because it's so

00:22:08.960 cultural right but it's all fat jokes they're all so mean but like even the really really fat ones

00:22:17.440 they tell the meanest fat jokes but it's just fun yeah and uh it's just fun it's fun especially when

00:22:24.160 it's a family we were um i was going in to a gallery that was considering taking some of my art

00:22:31.840 and we had never met your art i didn't even know you did it but i saw it it's fantastic thank you thank

00:22:36.560 you um so i'm sitting in this gallery and i said to my daughter before i said i dare you i dare you and

00:22:45.200 she's like don't tempt me dad i'll do it and i'm like you'll never do it she sat we sat there and they

00:22:50.960 were they had just said we'll take you on and they were talking to the family and they got to her

00:22:56.880 and she said and she's a little actress she's lucille ball and she kind of wells up with her eyes and

00:23:02.560 she said they asked about you know how how are things with your dad what's it like around the

00:23:06.880 house with him as a painter and stuff and she wells up she says i swear to you he doesn't beat me

00:23:15.520 we all laughed they didn't but we had a great yeah a great time yeah um so um

00:23:23.200 you are let's go back to 16 years old you're in a car accident yeah you're hit by a car yeah i got run

00:23:30.960 over and brain damage what yeah the hood ornament went in my head through my skull into my you know

00:23:40.480 it went right in there in the brain and and then uh uh my legs got hooked under the tire and she dragged 1.00

00:23:48.400 me 30 feet you know impaled there by my brain and uh and dragged how did she not well the sun was in

00:23:56.960 her eyes it was a crest of a hill going you know early in the morning there and uh so i woke up in

00:24:06.080 the hospital with uh a couple days later out of coma wow uh yeah how did that affect my head shaved how did

00:24:15.680 that affect you well uh oh gosh in so many ways you know my mother says you woke up a whole other

00:24:28.160 person you were so nice till you got hit by that car and uh oh i i was uh you know you know that i grew

00:24:38.720 up in salt lake city utah and we had a lot of uh mormon neighbors and so you know being when i was

00:24:45.360 only jew in the neighborhood and uh i have to tell you what that's a double whammy i always say i'm a 0.73

00:24:51.920 mormon and that's like the jew of christianity you know we're kind of shunned off to the side right 0.92

00:24:57.760 you're a jew in a mormon community and pretending to be a mormon well we we never we didn't we didn't 0.67

00:25:06.000 pretend my mom was very taken with the mormon church and uh oh that's the whole story yeah

00:25:12.720 that's a long one well when i was three we have time okay well when i was three i wrote this in

00:25:18.320 my book when i was three i fell on it i hit my face on a table leg you know yeah and i got bell's

00:25:25.440 palsy in my face so my mom here's how it goes you know utah are you salt lake because that that was

00:25:32.000 different in the 50s yeah no i lived in utah for a while and uh not salt lake though no provo oh

00:25:39.920 provo i would spend many months in provo yeah yeah yeah state hospital there yeah but uh

00:25:48.480 so well in salt lake it was like just a whole other world kind of yeah yeah but it made me me

00:25:55.920 because everybody was really religious and we just talk about god all the time like even we played barbie

00:26:01.360 dolls it'd be like the lord says you know it's so great i love it than any other place yeah but it

00:26:08.880 was just part of our play yeah it was part of everything yeah yeah and uh

00:26:17.600 so my mom the first thing she does is call the rabbi to come over and pray for me

00:26:22.800 and uh he says a prayer nothing happened so then she calls the neighbors they're mormons to come over and

00:26:28.960 pray for me the next day so they come over and pray over me and it goes away so my mom says you

00:26:35.040 know how everything's a sign and yeah in the mormon thing well bell palsy goes away well i didn't know

00:26:41.520 that and neither did my mom so my mom's like this is signed from god and in my book i say why a health

00:26:49.440 professional or a doctor is not consulted you may ask but that's just utah you never went to the doctor

00:26:56.560 you just have someone pray and you know that's probably the best form of medicine they look at

00:27:02.240 now that's the control group where you know you think you're getting the placebo you're getting

00:27:07.360 the placebo works better than yeah you know because it's real deep stuff and uh so my mom she she decides

00:27:17.200 that that's the church for her you know although we never joined but we did we went and me and my mom

00:27:26.080 would travel all over utah giving speeches for the mormon church there on sunday talking about me

00:27:31.760 being healed you know wow and i believed i was healed and my mom believed i was healed you might

00:27:38.880 have been i mean well i was yeah when i was 15 i was reading a i i say because i was very paranoid and

00:27:47.600 you know from my upbringing and yeah you know having holocaust survivors as our friends and yeah

00:27:56.720 growing up in apartment house there and things i saw and heard but uh i read them so my hobby was

00:28:05.440 reading medical journals and crime stuff forensics and it's still that way but anyhow uh and it goes

00:28:14.240 it's bell's palsy is largely a 48 hour to 72 hour thing i'm like what

00:28:20.720 and then i get hit by a car like about a month later when i come out of that coma i'm pissed you know

00:28:32.480 there's nothing and so first thing i do when i'm out of the coma i'm like okay i'm i want a cigarette

00:28:41.360 you know so i start smoking cigarettes i uh you know because i had traveled all of utah as

00:28:50.160 you know president of the mormon thing i mormon church groups and always you know

00:28:57.760 i spoke that's what i did my first stage time was in the mormon church wow and i'd you know throw in

00:29:04.160 some jokes yeah you know and my mom played the piano and led choirs and i also led mormon choirs

00:29:10.880 i was a this person wow children's music but uh well i come out of it i'm like i'm having a cigarette

00:29:20.960 that i just become like a i didn't i was very had an insulated life in that little community i never

00:29:27.760 did anything right bad till then okay cigarettes uh smoking a marijuana cigarette i tried to drink

00:29:37.280 beer but it made me sick uh coffee anything you know because i was like it's weird when you're in

00:29:45.440 it's like kind of like rome when you're in that bubble it you it tends to make people choose hard

00:29:53.760 each directions you have the edges so you when you go bad you're like i want i want all of it

00:30:00.000 well i realized later and plus i would be submerging to these horrible nightmares that were

00:30:05.680 were just horrible and uh later i find out well that's from a chronic head injury i had all that

00:30:13.600 going on you know and then i would put myself in these terrible positions and like my mom says maybe i

00:30:20.720 wasn't really the old roseanne i was the other roseanne and then i started hitchhiking across

00:30:26.000 the country by myself oh my gosh and wasn't ted bundy ted bundy was from utah well no he is he was

00:30:35.520 from i think he's from washington but he came to yeah okay he came down there and so you thought

00:30:41.200 hitchhiking was a good idea i don't don't believe the stuff i did lived in a cave lived in parked cars

00:30:48.640 crazy stuff was homeless did crazy and i wanted to be a hippie so bad i didn't even know what it was

00:30:55.760 but you know everybody was doing it hate ashbury and i i wanted to do that so i got these sheets

00:31:02.560 from sears and made these long dresses and then i got a guitar which i didn't know how to play but i

00:31:09.200 i carried it around and stuff and then i go sit on the corner in this and i made all these love beads

00:31:16.320 and i put about 50 love beads on my neck and i sewed them on so they can never come off because

00:31:21.200 i did everything wrong but i'd sit in the corner with this guitar going how many i couldn't even play

00:31:27.600 it how many roads i just portrayed i had to portray that this i don't know you're playing a role well i had

00:31:39.360 to portray the not me you know and uh then i was shipped off to the mental institution shortly

00:31:47.120 thereafter well wait when you when you woke up after the coma did they institutionalize you then

00:31:53.440 yeah two months later because i i was just doing all these weird things wow what it wasn't me and i had

00:32:00.240 been a math student i i was doing uh calculus in ninth grade and uh i couldn't even add i could no

00:32:10.880 longer even add and i could i couldn't read or or keep information i couldn't retain information but

00:32:19.920 i mean it was a chronic head injury you know and uh so they put me in the nut house there in pro vol

00:32:27.120 i was always like i'm gonna meet marie osmond because i loved her i just love marie osmond in

00:32:34.560 the nut house well i thought when we go out for our things we're gonna when we go out to see the

00:32:40.960 computer wore tennis shoes for the 19th time that was our only outing in the state hospital there i

00:32:47.040 might run into marie osmond wow which i did on the view many years later sitting there with her and i said

00:32:53.600 marie when i was a kid i looked up to you so much and i thought i'm gonna be the second star that

00:32:59.760 comes out of utah like marie osmond she goes i never grew up in that backward state and it blew my 0.98

00:33:07.040 mind she goes i was raised on the beaches of california i was not raised in that backward state where 0.99

00:33:13.200 people are you're kidding and i was like huh wow that's kind of sad it was kind of sad that's really

00:33:22.320 sad um so well nothing is what you think i know have you have you met have you met anybody in that's

00:33:32.080 famous or that you wanted to meet oh yeah i met everybody i wanted no i know but i mean how much

00:33:36.800 what's the percentage that you went what do you mean i met bb king i'm a huge bb king oh i met him

00:33:43.120 too i got to open for him well i just went backstage and met him my wife who i was dating at the time

00:33:50.400 fell asleep in his concert i'm a huge bb king fan she doesn't care we went backstage he didn't even look

00:33:56.000 at me but he looked at her and said come on over here and sit on bb's lap and i'm like she slept 0.89

00:34:02.080 she's she looks so refreshed because she slept during your concert i've i've there's few people

00:34:08.640 that you meet i've sworn it off of people i really like um except right now um because you there's so

00:34:17.600 many times when you meet people and you're like they're not that it's that's not who i thought they

00:34:24.480 were going to be well sometimes that happens like uh robert de niro bust that guy really yeah he wasn't

00:34:33.760 nice at all he doesn't seem nice no yeah at all yeah at all at a party there and uh that one was a

00:34:43.440 bummer but uh let's see and when i you know when when somebody doesn't like me which in hollywood

00:34:51.760 that happens a lot like uh i can't remember her name stalker channing yeah she's a old bitch too 1.00

00:34:59.600 and uh when they don't like me i don't know if it's just me because i'm me and always was weird but

00:35:07.040 also when i get uh nervous i don't know why i do but it's probably because i'm a comic well then i just

00:35:15.520 have to be really nice to them when they're not nice to me and just keep hanging around and being

00:35:20.800 really really nice till i force him to walk away really yeah because it's just like you're not

00:35:26.240 gonna take you're not gonna beat me down it's gonna be the other way wow because it's always a

00:35:31.520 mental chest yeah yeah so i'm like it is so lovely it's so lovely it's just so wonderful

00:35:40.080 and you know then that's i've got to try that yeah it's great yeah they're like

00:35:47.920 was was the but that i've met so many that were thrilling really yeah who oh i'm trying to think

00:35:55.840 gregory peck wow oh hell yeah right there in line at the 7-eleven wow and i i had been on tv on johnny

00:36:08.880 carson a few times you know and uh i'm like oh my god i'm standing and so i'm like mr peck i

00:36:17.360 you know love you uh what was that movie we all watched the mockingbirds to kill a monkey yeah

00:36:24.000 i go can i have your autograph i i would i've never asked anyone for that you know and he was just a

00:36:32.080 dream from heaven he goes certainly you may if i can ask you for yours as well oh wow that was a

00:36:40.320 thrill the other thrill sammy davis jr love him oh my god we were eating at pat's he's me and my sister

00:36:49.040 and he was having a party with his family in another room and the guy said uh the waiter comes

00:36:55.360 out and he goes would you like to meet sammy davis jr and i'm like yes yes well he would like to come

00:37:02.880 out and say a word have a word with you i'm like oh hell so here he comes i can't believe it and he 0.51

00:37:12.160 said things to me that i

00:37:14.640 still

00:37:17.760 still can't believe so loving so uh complimentary so gentle so fatherly so wonderful and uh my sister

00:37:32.880 she you know raises money for you know jewish things and so she's a pro at the uh and she goes 0.96

00:37:43.280 you sir and so my sister goes into the hole she we know everything about sammy davis jr because he was 0.72

00:37:51.040 jewish and we love that he converted and all we he was we loved so she goes you sir are the greatest

00:37:59.200 entertainer and she goes into a hole and then he tops it and so it was like a night at friars club

00:38:07.200 just the three of us it was one of the greatest phyllis diller rodney dangerfield dick gregory

00:38:16.000 that one that one was so deep and richard pryor um george carlin george carlin um robin williams yes

00:38:30.560 i mean yeah i could you look back at your time and think like i can't believe i mean

00:38:40.960 this has been my life how about this one tony bannett invited me nobody knows about this they won't

00:38:50.320 believe it but i have the picture he invited me to sing with him for four presidents which i did you've

00:38:58.960 got to be no i did that what did you say that was after the star spangled banner where everyone hated

00:39:04.960 me and thought i you know was uh trying to destroy our country you were just i started too high

00:39:13.360 basically and i knew i couldn't go there so i had to i go i'll make it funny at least yeah i want to

00:39:19.920 run run away but i knew i couldn't wow but uh and the night before i did it i went on johnny carson

00:39:27.200 he goes whatever you do as robert goulay said told me don't start too hot but they didn't give me a

00:39:34.960 note anyway it's my fault whatever uh but tony bennett was so nice and after that he invited you know to

00:39:43.680 kind of help me back uh to sing with him for four presidents wow i know what did you sing i can't

00:39:53.120 remember i don't even remember but we rehearsed it for days wow and then we did it and i we did it

00:40:02.240 somewhere in hollywood it's all blank wow but i actually did it and i sounded good of course i was

00:40:07.680 singing with tony bennett yeah and the presidents were there and it's just a blur i can't i've blocked it

00:40:15.200 but that one was a big one i've had and johnny carson calling me in and saying do you write your

00:40:23.040 own material i said yeah he he said you're gonna be the biggest comedian ever and you have my personal

00:40:32.800 guarantee for that those things happened to me wow those things all happened to me and more and more

00:40:40.480 all over the world for me i mean it's it's just you know i i did you when when when you left

00:40:53.200 roseanne did you have any friends that stood up for you publicly did anybody i mean i i reached out to

00:41:03.600 abc um i heard you did that it's very kind of you yeah i just thank you it's wrong we don't cancel

00:41:12.000 people we don't and kill them and kill their character yeah yeah and that's still their life's

00:41:19.680 work and turn it let's let's talk that's what really burns me i want to go back to wait what you

00:41:26.400 just said they killed roseanne yeah well i think they did they killed the character on the show that's

00:41:32.720 incredible and then they asked me check this out then they called me when they saw they weren't

00:41:39.680 nobody's anyway they called me and asked me did i want to make a guest appearance on the show they

00:41:44.960 stole from me i'm dead as a ghost oh my god oh my gosh i said i'm bowling that day

00:41:53.840 they're demonic did they're so short-sighted because they're arrogant and ignorant but you know

00:42:05.680 they are just evil too what they did to me was evil but what made me so mad because i was waiting for

00:42:13.360 the other shoe to drop since i went back because they hated trump so bad and i i i thought well they

00:42:24.320 when they hear the facts no but then i knew no oh it's because they know the facts that's why they hate

00:42:33.920 him but it was consistent with the show donald trump is the guy for the blue collar worker that's what i said

00:42:40.960 even if you didn't even if you personally didn't like him he's the guy the connor family would have

00:42:46.720 supported of course and i didn't want to be the one that was for trump because i thought that was too

00:42:51.360 on the head i thought it should have been you know dan connor because it was mostly working class men

00:42:58.160 that were you know at that time but he wouldn't do it john goodman wouldn't do it and neither would

00:43:04.160 any of the other characters on the show portray the trump uh the trump voter but i wanted to show both

00:43:14.480 both sides still loving on each other in the same family because that's america yeah and maybe fighting

00:43:21.120 about it but certainly not trying to kill each other and they were trying to push us to that and

00:43:26.080 that's why i came back because i didn't want to see america polarized like that and i knew that their

00:43:31.040 whole thing was leading to segregation i knew it and i knew that so that's what the left was going

00:43:36.960 for that's but that that is what norman lear did with all in the family two very big opposites that

00:43:45.040 but they did not break up the family it's still the family was still together and they'd have

00:43:51.440 they'd have brawls but it was funny and in the end they still loved each other

00:43:56.080 abc didn't see that no and i also wanted to show that the working class is the most integrated class

00:44:02.000 in america yes and you know they hated all that too but the thing is that nobody would portray the

00:44:09.600 trump voter and i felt it was too on the head for me to do it but it fell to me because nobody else

00:44:15.280 would do it i thought it was too on the head but someone had to do it so i did it and then that all

00:44:22.320 was the perfect storm for and somebody overheard one of my writers in fact it was wanda sykes that

00:44:28.320 was said i'm just afraid this show in the writers room i'm just afraid this show is humanizing

00:44:36.320 oh my god trump voters oh my god yeah one of the writers on the roseanne show humanizing trump voters

00:44:45.120 what'd you say well someone reported it to me i said i'm not going to renew her contract

00:44:52.960 and she was the first one to say that i to interpret through libtard eyes what my tweet meant which it 0.55

00:45:01.840 didn't mean

00:45:05.360 the left is as ignorant as it gets and they are so morally compromised as i say when you have

00:45:14.640 double standards you have no standards

00:45:16.800 what do you mean by that well the left is so compromised by their double standards and

00:45:24.800 double standards mean you have no standards i mean it's got to be one law all the way down the line

00:45:32.240 right or you are everything they claim we are racist classist separatist unless you apply that same

00:45:42.720 measure of judgment to both political parties then you have no justice system you have no justice

00:45:51.360 you know when you're going after people who walk through uh you know on january 6th walk through

00:45:57.920 the halls of the halls you know the hallowed halls of the of an election being stolen and then people

00:46:03.760 burning down and occupying that same building nothing happens to them for 10 times the insult and injury

00:46:11.520 nothing happens to them but these people go 15 years and you're like yeah because trump's hitler

00:46:22.000 what what what does that say about you what does that say about your values that you would hold those

00:46:28.480 two disparate ideas and systems of judgment in your head at the same time and think you're moral it's

00:46:36.160 not they just have come to the place though that i mean you know we've said as kids i don't know about

00:46:44.080 you but as kids the thing was you know if you could go back and kill baby hitler would you kill baby

00:46:50.880 hitler well no because the baby isn't hitler yet you know he turns into that but that's what they 0.96

00:46:58.960 think they they actually think he's hitler yeah and so the ends justify the means it doesn't matter

00:47:07.360 what they have to do he's hitler they they believe any means necessary to you know which is hitler

00:47:15.920 that is hitler any means necessary that is hitler they don't see it no because you know i don't

00:47:26.960 like i say

00:47:32.640 a soul can change

00:47:36.400 but a messenger cannot change so it's like it's on all kind of deep levels right you're talking

00:47:43.760 spiritually yeah yeah

00:47:48.240 i think when you're so when all you do is parrot narratives that

00:47:54.720 somebody else gives you

00:47:59.120 you're severely compromised and you're not they're not pushed against the wall ever nobody

00:48:03.760 ever challenges them so when you because they are privileged just like them kids on wall street

00:48:11.680 they come from privilege and they are in you know uh they're packed in wool they always have an out

00:48:19.200 they never go to prison you notice that yeah they're never going to jail they never can't pay their

00:48:25.520 bail kamala bails them out so they are the shock troops of the democrat party machine that you know

00:48:34.000 they're being used and it makes me mad because they're paying them like they're paying people to come here

00:48:39.760 and with our tax dollars to destroy the people that are paying for everything how stupid is that to 0.57

00:48:49.440 to uh disenfranchise the taxpayers i mean can you get dumber than that you can't get dumber than that

00:48:58.160 no unless you have a plan to destroy it and then reset everything well that is what they're doing isn't it

00:49:03.360 yeah it is i don't know i don't know did you have a did you have a point to where

00:49:12.560 because you're you're not like a conservative you're a socialist you still

00:49:16.320 well i ran for president as a socialist in 2012 and that's when i had my i wouldn't even call it a red

00:49:23.680 pill but when i i want to find out for myself how it works because i already was having

00:49:28.480 thoughts and when i got in there and saw how it worked

00:49:38.000 and saw why there is a third party and what their ground rules are and what they were to do

00:49:45.280 and who's running it i saw for myself everything and then i went yeah i'm gonna found a whole new

00:49:52.000 party and i called it the green tea party because i wanted to see a synthesis between libertarian and

00:49:58.160 socialist because it's time for new ideas instead of old ideas that have never worked it's time for

00:50:05.760 like something that works for people and i i like capitalism i don't like crony capitalism i don't

00:50:13.520 like vulture capitalism i don't think we've done capitalism for 100 years that's at least that's

00:50:18.240 100 years that's what i am i like freedom and i like you know who was it i can't remember the guy's

00:50:24.720 name that said yeah capitalism tempered with empathy yes that's it so i'm i say that i'm a constitutionalist

00:50:37.440 it it all goes back to that that we we have a guarantee to the right of life liberty and the

00:50:43.840 pursuit of happiness and supposedly an entire uh constitution based on what benjamin franklin studied

00:50:52.400 of the iroquois nation a grandmother's council of representational government i love it and i'm

00:51:00.160 for it and i these last however many thousands of decades i have left in my life all my strength

00:51:09.120 will go to the preservation of that um for my grandchildren and your grandchildren everybody's

00:51:14.720 grandchildren here and the world it it's the only hope for the world i think it's interesting how

00:51:23.840 all of that we're being taught to hate donald trump um and that it's all trump's fault and we're being

00:51:30.800 our we're arguing with each other but the entire western world is passing the same laws they're having the

00:51:37.840 same problems they're all overrun with migrants the the people are rising up and saying wait we don't 1.00

00:51:44.480 want any of i mean the stuff that that the left and the establishment really it is the establishment

00:51:51.520 yeah the establishment the stuff the establishment is pushing i don't know anyone who's asking for it

00:51:58.480 no we're not asking for it and you know with with their installation of kamala they prove

00:52:03.760 they don't want any input from voters that's the last thing they want and they've proven it

00:52:10.640 they want installation and they just want power over people and uh you know they use these ridiculous

00:52:21.360 uh fulcrums to shove it down everybody's throat such as fake social fake social issues like

00:52:30.400 transgenderism which is really deep and ugly and horrible you hang on before you say this because 1.00

00:52:37.440 i want to hear your opinion on this you had one of the first uh lgbt characters on tv i mean you've

00:52:44.400 you've always you've never had a problem uh before barack obama and hillary clinton everybody else i've

00:52:50.640 always been i don't care who you marry yeah you know don't tell my church that i have to marry you

00:52:56.000 yeah but i don't care if you want to go marry a tree marry a tree you know i mean whatever it's

00:53:02.400 up to you it's between you and your god well if the tree's consenting i don't think they should

00:53:09.760 okay so tell me about the transgender agenda because you seem to be very strong oh yeah and in fact that was

00:53:22.320 part of the whole thing against me because when i came back to abc the first thing they did the

00:53:29.600 publicist said before i will represent you because the publicists are all in bed with the devil in

00:53:36.080 hollywood they're all i always say lesbian the lesbian witch uh publicist cabal um and you mean that 0.84

00:53:45.280 literally of course yeah and uh she said to me before i will with my magnificence yeah entertain a flea 0.99

00:53:59.360 such as yourself an overweight unkempt flea such as yourself i need you to issue an apology to the 0.99

00:54:07.920 transgender lgbtq cia community for uh and i said i've already told y'all no i will not 0.92

00:54:22.480 and we sat there staring at each other it all goes back to a case that happened in washington the

00:54:29.040 colin francis thing colin francis was a thing that happened in a university up there in seattle or one of

00:54:36.560 those friggin drug addicted havens of craziness and uh these little girls it was a little girl

00:54:48.720 softball team they had permission to use the facilities there for their little girl softball 1.00

00:54:53.600 game right so after they played with their parents from age seven to 13 or something they they went in

00:55:01.600 the uh sauna there at the university on their prescribed time that they were to do and uh there

00:55:08.960 was a a a woman with a penis in there named colin francis me a man no a woman with glendy what's wrong 0.98

00:55:20.160 with you are you i'm sorry it was a woman with a penis it was a man it was a woman with a penis and 1.00

00:55:27.280 that's my advice to today's women keep your penises in your pants ladies there's no excuse 1.00

00:55:36.080 anyway so so um and so zim refused to cover zim self in front of these little girls and

00:55:50.480 the parent the parent the mothers were very upset and the little girls were upset and they ran and

00:55:56.480 they complained okay don't you know you know what happened the university took zim side and uh

00:56:04.000 i was outraged

00:56:08.400 because i said i've been so active for all my life in children's rights you know

00:56:15.040 uh against child abuse and i said we tell these little girls you know that if they the ice if the

00:56:25.440 ice cream woman comes by and she shows her penis that happened to my little kids my kids when they 1.00

00:56:31.840 were little uh that happened yeah to my little girls down the street the ice cream woman well i don't

00:56:39.040 know if she was trans he it was a guy with a penis okay and they went down to get their ice cream and 0.79

00:56:45.200 that's what they saw they were like six and seven years old to some little girl's age well don't you

00:56:51.440 know i took action on that you know it's just not it's not gonna go we tell our kids to be safe not let

00:56:59.200 bad touch why don't you now in the schools they're saying this is good touch when a drag queen puts her 1.00

00:57:07.040 wiener in your face that's good touch i mean it's just great and i just kept going with it because

00:57:13.840 i was like this is wrong this is wrong it doesn't make any common it makes no sense that you would make

00:57:21.520 children your target i'm i'm not going to apologize well they came after me this was what 2013

00:57:30.000 oh my god i saved every tweet you're a cow you know you know because they're tolerant you're a cow 0.80

00:57:36.720 it went like this i kept it in order cow uh pig fat slob blah blah blah blah blah blah ends with 0.86

00:57:45.520 zionist baby killer all of it and it all ends with zionist baby killer i'm telling you they're the same 1.00

00:57:52.160 people yeah i know and they're sitting at home on disability i'm probably paying their damn wage 0.85

00:57:57.920 with my taxes there to sit on their ass and do that to terrorize old women and particularly 1.00

00:58:04.480 old women who are for children's rights against them and they're all in it together they're all 1.00

00:58:11.920 getting paid and uh you know it's just the witches i think we i and they're protecting pedophiles 0.57

00:58:21.440 children and children are their targets and let's just be really real about it and they're letting

00:58:29.120 them out of prison after three months for 400 victims and the schools are moving them around

00:58:36.080 the teachers union just like the catholic church did if they offend against children they move them to

00:58:41.920 another thing in the public schools it's not a lie it's real it is a epidemic of child sexual

00:58:50.560 abuse and america is the center of it in the world of child sex slavery and prostitution i've done so 0.85

00:58:58.560 many shows on it and i'm just not going to let people pretend they don't see it anymore

00:59:05.360 that's why i love trump the first thing he did was sign a paper against human trafficking of children

00:59:11.840 and that's what they're doing at the border look at that look and they're all for it

00:59:16.560 because they have no standards and they have no morality and it's not about their wieners or what 0.82

00:59:24.160 their rights are any of that they're all involved in evil evil child murdering crap i'm not going to be

00:59:33.920 silent about nor will i apologize to any of them they can apologize to me for ruining you know everything

00:59:40.000 i work for except for surprise surprise i'm back and i'm even stronger and i have my own network now

00:59:47.360 and they can kiss my big fat ass 1.00

00:59:52.800 so do you here we are a few weeks away from an election 42 days yeah and uh you know george soros

01:00:01.600 in my business george soros just got a a waiver to buy 200 of the biggest stations in america

01:00:10.400 um but it's his it's his investment arm not his social justice arm so that means he's getting it

01:00:16.960 from us the taxpayers yeah because his ngo is run on our money i know the guy's the biggest vampire all

01:00:23.920 he's always threatened to sue me i'm not supposed to talk about him but vampire capitalism if you look

01:00:29.280 it up in the dictionary it's his face and his sons who's a transgender you know his son is a zim too

01:00:36.960 i did not know that yeah and he's marrying huma abedin did you know that oh yeah i did know that see

01:00:44.240 see not one of them's ever went to jail

01:00:50.480 including the queen of it she ain't when i said i i let oh i was so excited to come on your show because

01:00:58.640 you laughed when i said it's artificial intelligence in a war against artificial intelligence and i i

01:01:04.880 just wanted to say hillary on tv saying people that are giving out misinformation need to be arrested

01:01:12.640 that's exactly what i mean yeah that is artificial intelligence at war against artificial intelligence

01:01:19.200 it's crazy isn't it it is it is everything that they do they accuse the other side of that's how you

01:01:27.120 you know when i was at fox that's yeah that's how i could tell what they were going to do i remember

01:01:33.200 saying when i was exposing you know all their deep money stuff in the tides foundation they would kick

01:01:39.040 back on a few things and they'd be like absolutely we're not doing that that's what you're doing and i

01:01:44.720 would say to my staff look there look right there because that's what they're doing exactly they have to

01:01:50.640 tell you yeah it's in the devil manual it is it's right there in the devil manual i've

01:01:56.880 never seen the devil manual well it's not really existing but once you study how it all works right

01:02:03.600 it's all um counter information so it's like uh co-intelpro the devil works like that

01:02:10.480 you know get there get them to consent by tell by putting out a movie like obama does here's what's

01:02:18.000 going to happen in this predictive program movie oh we went and loved that movie well then you just

01:02:24.960 gave your consent to it it's all a trick it's all a trick more with rosanne here in a second but first

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01:03:40.480 do you live near hollywood now no i live in texas hell oh that's right that's right you live in austin

01:03:46.080 you but you moved here what three years ago uh-huh i got my guns

01:03:52.720 and you do you uh you shoot your guns oh hell yeah i told you i totally right not really

01:03:59.040 but i did i did go hunting and get a deer i got i got me a deer i got an eight point buck

01:04:05.600 and then i ate him too did you have did you smear the blood on your for your first kill oh no 0.57

01:04:11.760 jews jews you've got to kosher it oh yeah yeah we did that yeah yeah okay yeah so we don't we don't 0.97

01:04:17.760 have we don't want to eat no blood jews that's why we salt everything and get diabetes and our fat 1.00

01:04:23.360 you have a hard time seeing you in camouflage oh i was there dude and i i uh uh tracked it track

01:04:38.800 and trace like the chinese that son of a bitch i seen him in the uh bushes there behind the tree and i 1.00

01:04:45.680 yeah i got him with one shot right in the neck wow yeah wow it was cool yeah you know um my daughter

01:04:53.760 says she has cerebral palsy and she shoots uh and uh we'll go up to the ranch and and she'll shoot and 0.58

01:05:00.560 she says it's the only time she feels in control you know what i mean she it's there's something to

01:05:08.560 shooting that you know just targets um that i don't know empowers you a little bit it's not

01:05:18.720 that you're on this kick like i could go shoot everybody it's just it empowers you no i know

01:05:25.280 what it is what is it it's the focus of the mind and the eye and the finger that's intense focus and

01:05:34.160 that's what comedy is for me is that intense focus the intense target to the all of us comics say this

01:05:45.040 shot to the heart of the beast and the heart of the beast is the hypocrisy of these people

01:05:51.120 they think they're gonna pull the wool over our eyes well here's a joke for you and when everybody

01:05:58.800 laughs at them that's the worst thing that could happen to them boy they hate humor they hate any

01:06:05.680 joke that's about them oh they hate it always have so we're gonna tell more and more of them

01:06:12.960 they're gonna get sharper and sharper so i was i was just starting to say 47 days away from the election

01:06:20.000 i'm concerned about the loss of the platform if the left takes over because they'll that they are

01:06:30.560 they will censor everyone they'll put musk in jail yes nationalize everything he's got you know for 1.00

01:06:37.440 their child trafficking operation and their drugs and weapons more war they want to kill a lot of 0.95

01:06:44.400 people they are addicted to blood they are they love blood it is they love to spill it and everything

01:06:52.000 they love war they love death it's so weird how that has just all of a sudden the democrats who have

01:06:58.480 always been the ones that are like no war my dad said they were for my you know they my whole family

01:07:06.400 was democrats and they still are it drives me crazy they think i am out there so how do you deal with

01:07:15.360 that i can't believe them i mean i love them but i'm like you know they're my brother and sister are

01:07:23.360 both gay you know everyone's gay and so they ran they ran the lineup for the uh to get the uh you know 0.72

01:07:32.960 medicine the shot they won't even see me because i didn't get it they're like hey you're you didn't

01:07:42.160 get vaccine you didn't get the vaccination so you can't come around us well you're vaccinated isn't that

01:07:48.640 the point i say isn't the point that you're vaccinated why can't i come around if you're vaccinated

01:07:57.760 why do you have to protect yourself against me you're vaccinated they don't think right

01:08:06.880 they just are brainwashed they're brainwashed do you see us coming around us not no the country

01:08:17.040 do you see the country what do you see in the future

01:08:19.600 because i have no idea how this thing is going to work out i mean i i i've been pretty good at

01:08:27.920 looking you know over the horizon and say this this this all bets are off here's what i think

01:08:35.120 and i also pray that i'm wrong

01:08:41.680 i'm like you know i try to persuade god all the time because we always have conversations every day

01:08:48.240 uh and what are your conversations like with god yeah

01:08:54.880 why are you not doing what i'm telling you to do

01:09:04.720 he's like you'll find out and right do time keep your pants on there and i always do of course right

01:09:11.920 yeah you're right again but uh

01:09:18.240 i i think that if trump wins there's going to be a big-ass civil war and i think if kamala wins

01:09:26.960 it's going to be a big-ass civil war that's what i fear it's people so deeply divided and they are

01:09:35.840 all such uh so many people seem to um not want to solve anything yeah they just want to keep it going

01:09:45.760 well we had four years to to shore up our election system so we wouldn't have a civil war

01:09:52.880 you know i don't think americans have a problem losing when it's a fair fight but nobody's going to

01:10:02.160 believe whoever wins nobody's going to believe well what government does that unless they want the

01:10:09.840 people to fight each other well they do they they want to depopulate you know that yeah they got to

01:10:15.360 get rid of a lot of people because you know they have no place as richard prior said to ride their horsies

01:10:24.400 wow and uh yeah they'll do that i i have in my act if just this once we could take all the hatred we

01:10:34.880 have for each other that's been fed to us and we just agree to set it aside for just a time

01:10:44.080 and instead we focus that hate that we have for each other and we point it upwards towards the guilty

01:10:54.960 at the top who are responsible for all this misery that makes us hate each other and we do that together

01:11:01.200 everything would be solved it would be so the power of hate let's harness it

01:11:11.280 why do i feel like i i feel like i heard millions of voices cry out that suddenly were stopped

01:11:20.880 it's the death star but it is the hatred of evil not each other yeah we're commended not to hate each

01:11:26.800 other not another human but to hate evil and so let's try that let's try let's try fair elections

01:11:34.720 america let's try ballots paper ballots why not just this once and like i i say to americans if you've

01:11:45.200 never voted before because the majority doesn't never vote i know just this once for me

01:11:53.280 vote trump because he has solutions that don't involve killing people you know you've known him for

01:12:04.160 a long time i i've known him not well but peripherally and kind of well on a spirit level

01:12:13.040 mm-hmm what does that mean i i have put my arms around him at mar-a-lago there i was waiting to put my

01:12:22.320 arms around for a really long time because i knew i could pray on him you know i've prayed on a lot of

01:12:28.160 people and a lot of times i have witnessed the benefit of that because i'm a strong believer i hate the word

01:12:38.240 believer

01:12:41.520 you're a strong knower yeah

01:12:47.200 yeah and i was like i'm gonna if i can just get my arms around him i'm gonna say this one prayer

01:12:52.320 that i i know is a prayer of protection and uh so i was always trying to get there well one time i was

01:12:59.760 taking a picture with him and i go here's your chance you know so i run in there hello and then

01:13:05.520 the secret service guy grabs me you know and well no it wasn't the secret service it was trump he very

01:13:12.560 gently rearranged my arms down to my sides that's amazing yeah like this hello roseanne and i go ah

01:13:20.320 hell i blew my chance and then i go i could have been shocked that i was grabbing on him but then i did

01:13:26.240 see him at night because i was praying god give me the chance to get my arms on him you know

01:13:32.960 around him and uh here he comes as i was leaving drunk from having dinner with that junior and i'm leaving

01:13:41.840 here he comes just with his

01:13:46.240 bodyguard he's walking right up to me

01:13:52.400 and i knew it was the moment because all my hairs were standing you know so i just go do it

01:13:59.680 so i did put my arms around him and i just prayed on him for protection of him because

01:14:07.680 he means so much to so many he means so much to jewish people

01:14:16.480 because it is our i i believe it is our very existence hangs on him

01:14:24.160 i'm surprised to hear you say that i think he is i think he's amazing on that just amazing but

01:14:36.640 the existence hangs on god for the for the jewish people well i think god's working through trump

01:14:45.120 yes that's what i mean yeah okay and uh he's the only one who gets it i mean that they that that

01:14:51.520 other side of uh you know they hate israel they want it gone and you know and it isn't just the name 0.64

01:15:01.920 israel it's you know the largest group of jewish people in the you know second largest in the world

01:15:10.400 but but but only from the river to the sea yeah aside from that aside from that you know it used

01:15:17.280 to be the whole event but since the democrats got in there and the liberals this is the real truth

01:15:23.600 as they mouthed all their uh plo propaganda that comes from the kgb that's where it originates 0.65

01:15:31.680 and uh and the muslim brotherhood who went into business together

01:15:36.400 uh and obama sits at the top of all of that but since they did that they actually

01:15:44.720 kicked out all the jews from every other country in the arab world every other every arab state is now 1.00

01:15:53.440 judan ryan while they were talking about their plo palestinian fake stuff every arab state is now 0.99

01:16:01.280 judan ryan and they all went to israel and now they can circle in for the kill this was a plan from 0.98

01:16:08.800 hitler oh i know and you know you don't get to hear about that the press uh of this country is so

01:16:16.960 compromised and so under the nwo which is nazi world order fourth reich we never get to say that on tv

01:16:26.080 thank you glenn for letting me say that and you know it is like satan hates the jews

01:16:33.120 and satan always has hated the jews and he's got many guises and ways to get around it different

01:16:39.120 stories he makes up that people buy do you think because i have a different theory on this oh good

01:16:44.800 well i don't know if he hates the jews as much as he hates god and god made a promise to abraham

01:16:50.400 and satan must have seen that and went i just have to kill this this group of people because if i if he

01:16:56.640 breaks his promise i win and so he's i can go for that trying to kill the jews because he actually 0.60

01:17:06.080 thinks he's going to win well there's a whole different ways of looking at it like they say some

01:17:12.560 say well he wants to get rid of all the jews because that's where the messiah is going to come from 1.00

01:17:17.520 or did come from whichever way you're but he's supposed to come back right if you're christian

01:17:23.280 he's gonna soon what time is it yeah i know yeah yeah right right but that's all a whole big subject

01:17:31.040 yeah but um also in torah it says well because we are in a spiritual war and it's we all see it but it's

01:17:40.720 so great that we see it because we never saw it so clear so this is good yes because it says in torah

01:17:47.920 those are the birth pangs when people see clearly those are the beginning of something great when we

01:17:57.840 see clearly yeah but also in torah it says that the devil who god created right he didn't just spring up

01:18:06.080 of his own power that in the upper courts when on judgment day when god judges us after we die

01:18:14.000 he turns into the prosecuting attorney in the upper court because he knows our sins better than we do

01:18:21.840 so he goes after us here with full glee and when we fall and he can get us to go bad that's great for

01:18:29.360 his case up there because he's that's what he's supposed to do prosecute us for our sins that we

01:18:37.360 went with him and did he's like a double agent you know yeah and i i like telling people that because

01:18:43.600 they go oh shit and everybody should have an oh shit moment about right now they should be having 0.58

01:18:51.040 that and going you know what maybe i'm going to have that still small voice inside me maybe i'm

01:18:57.200 going to get right with that and i look in the mirror and you know try to uh correct myself yeah

01:19:04.480 i hope everybody's doing that because who knows what's going to happen i don't know what they're

01:19:07.840 going to do to us next but whatever it is it's because god wants it to happen amen and it's

01:19:15.520 he might need us to he might need there's two ways to learn in torah torah says

01:19:20.720 because uh you learn through joy or you learn through suffering correct so maybe maybe some of

01:19:28.880 us i don't know you know it's it's amazing because i've always said if if i went to a european or

01:19:36.720 especially a german jew back in 37 and said you know what israel's going to come out of this it will be

01:19:48.000 you know as as a jew you would say oh okay but but how do i get from here to here something good is

01:19:57.040 coming yeah it's just the middle part that we're you know you're like well it could be tough it says in

01:20:03.840 there uh a lot of us are gonna have to go yeah a lot of us are and this means all humans a lot of us just

01:20:14.480 can't choose and the ones who choose wrong are definitely gonna go but the ones who can't choose

01:20:21.600 good they're gonna go too you know that's how would you be this way if you hadn't have grown up around

01:20:30.560 holocaust survivors if you if you hadn't seen good and evil so clearly as a kid do you think you would 0.99

01:20:37.600 have stood up all these years and done the things that you've done far as standing on principle

01:20:47.280 i don't know i just know what it what it is i don't know what would have been if i would have been

01:20:54.160 six feet tall blonde and had a waist i might have made something by myself 1.00

01:21:03.440 okay before you go i've got a list of names okay this is just rapid fire okay okay first thing

01:21:09.600 comes to say something mean or nice no you can say whatever whatever comes to you okay i'm in my comic

01:21:16.080 mood okay good yeah this should be this should be good entertaining gavin newsome uh clone

01:21:25.920 taylor swift they made him off the scrapings of nancy pelosi's what do you call it what's it called

01:21:34.080 boopa loofa poof foopa foopa okay uh taylor swift uh satan

01:21:41.760 britley jews you wanna we don't have to stop and oh i just can see who's in who's doing the devil's 0.63

01:21:51.200 work she is just uh i guess she's talented talented cute satan satan travis kelsey uh plant 0.98

01:22:04.640 what do you mean he's her beard white dudes for harris oh my lord um satan

01:22:18.640 zelinski satan are you gonna give all of these say well they are okay putin uh scary 0.68

01:22:26.080 uh uh zi zing ping uh scary uh nancy pelosi satan scary worse than uh worse than uh all the above

01:22:38.480 okay pete buddha judge oh oh god zim mark hamill uh clone uh mark ruffalo oh my god

01:22:54.080 hamas the cast of the view uh lesbian witches uh george w bush satan uh john goodman 0.74

01:23:10.320 uh weiner uh the people that make up black rock uh i pray for them every day because russia

01:23:21.360 shauna is coming and i'm telling you what they're not going to get away with it and they better

01:23:25.920 repent because this is the time for jews to go back to source and i'm telling you what it's not 0.91

01:23:31.520 going to work for you this time oh no oh no not this time better get ready george soros uh

01:23:40.080 i'm unable to answer that as he's already threatened to sue me okay okay mel gibson satan and hitler

01:23:51.600 together okay okay they won't use that in the court of law at all mel gibson cute cute he's cute he was

01:24:01.360 so nice to me he's a nice guy he let me use uh the scenes from braveheart for my hanukkah play at my

01:24:09.520 synagogue it's so nice you had to ask mel gibson for a hanukkah play well i had a hanukkah play at my

01:24:20.160 synagogue and i had it be like braveheart you know because they were um the maccabees and i so i used that

01:24:28.160 as the background for the kids to uh you know come down and fight the uh hellenus i used the

01:24:36.400 clip of brave wow see that's a difference between you and me because if i was doing something like

01:24:40.640 that i would just use it assuming he's not going to find out that i was doing it at my you know my

01:24:46.080 local church well i wanted him to know and he said go for it so i had you know they were they were

01:24:53.440 defiling the temple i did this it was so funny and so i had this uh guy who had an actual oscar and so

01:25:01.840 i had the greeks come in with the oscar and they defiled the temple by putting it on the altar 1.00

01:25:11.600 it's been great to see you it's been so great to see you hope to see you again i hope to see you

01:25:16.080 again too thank you thanks for letting me call these satans satans what they are satan worshiping

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The Glenn Beck Program - September 28, 2024

Ep 229 ｜ Roseanne Barr ISN’T Sorry About All That ｜ The Glenn Beck Podcast

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