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00:01:01.000 I can't even, I can't even tell you how excited I am about the news from the caravan.

00:01:05.940 Oh, good.

00:01:06.720 Oh, we finally have some really good news about the migrant caravan.

00:01:10.520 Some of the migrants have given up and gone back home, but some are still waiting at the border.

00:01:14.960 And they have selected a leader representing the group, and he's decided to step forward, and he made a list.

00:01:22.260 He checked it twice.

00:01:23.520 Well, we're not supposed to check who's naughty or nice.

00:01:27.060 We did.

00:01:28.780 Now, remember what I said back in October.

00:01:31.380 This was a leftist act against the government of Honduras by the people with ties to Venezuela and Cuba.

00:01:40.960 Well, Glenn, that's crazy.

00:01:44.740 That's just crazy.

00:01:47.340 Is it?

00:01:48.600 I want to introduce you to the new leader who has just stepped forward.

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00:04:53.020 Okay, let me tell you about our update on the border.

00:04:56.140 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:04:57.460 Name?

00:04:58.640 Alfonso Guerrero.

00:05:00.680 Love Alfonso.

00:05:02.160 Huge Alfonso fan.

00:05:03.200 Oh, my gosh.

00:05:04.160 Yes.

00:05:04.360 So he walked into the U.S. consulate in Tijuana, Mexico.

00:05:08.360 And he said, I have a list of demands from the caravan.

00:05:13.520 Now, I always like to hear, you know, the people who are like, help me, help me, please.

00:05:19.580 When they come up, help me, help me, please.

00:05:21.900 I've got a list of demands.

00:05:24.260 And it always kind of works for me.

00:05:26.240 Softens my heart just a little bit.

00:05:28.100 So he's got a list.

00:05:32.320 The caravan is demanding, if they're not granted immediate asylum, they want the following.

00:05:39.040 One, $50,000 in cash for every caravan member.

00:05:42.320 I think that sounds reasonable.

00:05:46.440 $50,000 in cash for every caravan member.

00:05:49.560 Have you tried to catch a bus back to Honduras from Tijuana?

00:05:53.780 Very expensive.

00:05:54.920 Long bus.

00:05:55.280 So they're saying these things, if we give them these things, they'll leave.

00:05:58.220 They'll leave.

00:05:58.880 They'll leave.

00:05:59.260 Otherwise, we will not go anywhere.

00:06:01.940 Is it a French caravan?

00:06:03.740 Is that what that was?

00:06:04.100 Kind of.

00:06:04.760 I bet there are some French people there.

00:06:06.340 Probably.

00:06:06.820 Yes.

00:06:07.580 After all, we've heard that some of the worst people are in the caravan.

00:06:12.100 There's got to be Frenchmen.

00:06:14.580 Two, the immediate removal of all U.S. economic and military assets in Honduras.

00:06:21.300 Okay.

00:06:21.820 Well, that's a nice ask.

00:06:22.540 Wait a minute.

00:06:23.280 Hold it just a second.

00:06:24.260 Wait a minute.

00:06:24.860 And failure to comply with these things will result in the caravan continuing to try to penetrate the U.S. border.

00:06:32.160 Help us.

00:06:32.820 Help us, please.

00:06:33.740 Let me give you a list of some Marxist things.

00:06:38.120 So we want 50 G's each, and they want us to remove all-

00:06:41.840 All economic and military assets.

00:06:44.460 Now, if their goal was too much military power for the United States in dealing with their country,

00:06:51.160 why would they want to come to the country in the first place?

00:06:53.860 Yeah.

00:06:54.380 Let me ask you this.

00:06:55.340 If they were like, hey, we're really, really poor, and it's really bad in Honduras, why would you say stop sending us money?

00:07:06.700 Hmm.

00:07:07.320 It's almost as if there's another motivation here.

00:07:09.640 Could be.

00:07:10.380 Could be.

00:07:10.800 Now, it's just, maybe it's probably just me, but if you're trying to appear like, you know, a grassroots movement, you know, for, you know, a group of migrants who are just trying to escape the dangers of your own country,

00:07:25.980 you might want to tone down the crazy Marxist rhetoric just a little bit.

00:07:30.900 I mean, sure, it's the holidays.

00:07:33.500 Who doesn't love the leftist freedom fighter shtick?

00:07:37.520 You know, we all love that.

00:07:39.360 But demanding millions of dollars and the removal of U.S. military from Honduras kind of screams, hey, we're Marxist communist revolutionaries.

00:07:50.100 I'm a Marxist terrorist, doesn't it?

00:07:52.080 I mean, you're not wearing the shirt that lights up like yours.

00:07:55.280 Mm-hmm.

00:07:56.080 But.

00:07:56.780 Almost.

00:07:57.440 Almost.

00:07:58.500 Okay.

00:07:58.740 This is the same thing as if you would have come up to the embassy wearing a beret shouting, Viva la revolution, while firing off on, you know, an RPG.

00:08:12.420 I mean, it's, you know, come up on your motorcycle looking like Che.

00:08:19.260 So this is just angry rhetoric, isn't it?

00:08:23.100 Isn't it still?

00:08:24.020 I mean, what I just said about this poor man who is just looking for asylum, Mr. Guillero, he is, he's just a poor guy just like you.

00:08:34.220 He's got a family.

00:08:35.740 Back in 1987, he tried to get asylum in Mexico and he got asylum in Mexico.

00:08:46.880 Well, he was, he was suspected by the Honduran and U.S. government for, wait for it, Marxist left-wing terrorism.

00:08:57.600 Oh.

00:08:57.740 It's just weird.

00:08:58.780 Well, everybody's got a couple of charges.

00:09:00.760 Sure, of course, of course, we all do.

00:09:04.000 1987, Honduras was ground zero for the U.S. and Soviet proxy forces fighting in the Cold War.

00:09:11.560 The Contra rebels were actually based there and the leftist terrorist would sometimes carry out operations in the country in response.

00:09:19.740 So it was August 8th, a bomb was thrown into the China Palace restaurant, which, of course, imperialist capitalists and their China Palace restaurants.

00:09:33.100 Anyway, it was just a few miles away from the U.S. military base in Honduras.

00:09:37.720 Six American soldiers were injured in the blast.

00:09:41.120 Alfonso Guillero was the primary suspect.

00:09:44.220 He escaped to Mexico and claimed asylum.

00:09:48.860 The Reagan administration charged the Mexican government for, quote, harboring a terrorist for granting Guillero protection.

00:09:57.860 Now, that's the past.

00:10:02.040 Guillero's turned his life around.

00:10:04.660 Oh, now he's just a poor, struggling Honduran who doesn't wish anyone harm.

00:10:12.760 He just wants a better life for his family.

00:10:16.400 With the Soviet Union gone, Marxist terrorism does not pay what it used to.

00:10:20.680 It doesn't.

00:10:21.500 How is he struggling every day?

00:10:24.140 And the millions of dollars that he's demanding, it will help them.

00:10:29.780 And he's just asking for a little, you know, just a few little political things for his country.

00:10:36.420 Just a few demands.

00:10:40.320 When, when will the media actually come out and go, oh, wow, we got that one wrong?

00:10:52.160 Answer, never, because they didn't get it wrong.

00:10:56.600 They were lying to you from the beginning.

00:11:00.720 Anyone with any common sense or an ounce of honesty could have seen this thing coming from the beginning.

00:11:10.400 Oh, and we did.

00:11:12.300 But anybody who did their homework, anybody who did say these things, they were, of course, labeled an extremist, a hate monger, a racist, a danger to society.

00:11:27.600 As I see it, the former Marxist terrorist is probably the real danger to our society.

00:11:42.300 It's Friday.

00:11:43.720 I love that.

00:11:44.940 Because the actual, they did the PolitiFact lie of the year just came out.

00:11:48.320 Yeah.

00:11:48.560 But they also do a reader's poll at the same time.

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00:11:51.980 And the number one, the winner was Donald Trump lying about the caravan.

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00:13:35.740 You know, the PolitiFact lie of the year, I think, was actually a fair one this year.

00:13:40.520 I did, too.

00:13:41.320 I was I was shocked.

00:13:42.620 Yeah, I was shocked.

00:13:43.640 It was the lies about the Parkland students.

00:13:46.720 And, you know, there was a lot of controversy around that.

00:13:48.820 But the one the lies they highlighted were things like they were crisis actors and, you know, the the that one of the kids ripped up the Constitution, which was a Photoshop situation.

00:13:59.260 Like it was stuff like that.

00:14:00.420 And those were, you know, conspiracy theory sort of stuff was not the normal political statement.

00:14:06.600 However, they did give the options to people and people their readership did not select that particular lie.

00:14:11.760 The lie they selected.

00:14:13.840 Wait, wait.

00:14:14.240 And they will say, oh, my gosh, see, look, that just shows that people believed that or people wanted to believe that or whatever.

00:14:23.280 No, we just think that was such an obvious lie.

00:14:26.900 I mean, I can live with that being the top lie of the year because it was such a big lie.

00:14:31.600 But it was so ridiculous that nobody believed that except crazy people.

00:14:37.220 Yeah, it was all, you know, I mean, these things do get spread around widely.

00:14:40.400 They get lots of views, but that does not mean everyone believes them.

00:14:43.940 Correct.

00:14:44.240 Correct.

00:14:44.480 A lot of times we confuse something that has a lot of views.

00:14:46.800 Right.

00:14:46.940 Something that's actually having influence.

00:14:48.500 It wasn't the most influential lie.

00:14:50.860 It wasn't the one that caused the the most confusion.

00:14:54.640 Pretty much everybody heard that went.

00:14:56.500 That's ridiculous.

00:14:57.780 Yeah.

00:14:58.120 But I mean, again, there really was a shooting in Parkland.

00:15:00.700 And the fact that people tried to say that, you know, these people weren't victims.

00:15:05.880 And it was horrible, horrible lie.

00:15:08.680 It is a weird one for them, though, because they usually.

00:15:10.480 We'll pick something that's a little bit more contentious politically.

00:15:12.940 Yes.

00:15:13.640 Where this one, I think.

00:15:14.600 Unless it involves a Democrat.

00:15:16.140 There you go.

00:15:16.780 They've had a couple, though.

00:15:17.600 I mean, Obama.

00:15:18.620 Keep your doctor was the lie of the year.

00:15:20.240 Yeah.

00:15:20.500 Two years after he said it.

00:15:22.000 Was it two years after?

00:15:22.880 I thought it was.

00:15:23.220 I believe it was two years after he said it.

00:15:25.540 It's possible.

00:15:26.300 Could be.

00:15:26.620 It's possible.

00:15:26.840 Maybe not.

00:15:28.040 Too late.

00:15:28.940 Too late.

00:15:29.400 Anyway.

00:15:29.840 Yeah.

00:15:30.240 After it was passed.

00:15:31.060 That's for sure.

00:15:31.920 But the false statement that the readers chose as the lie of the year for PolitiFact was this one from Donald Trump.

00:15:37.940 Quote, the Democrats want to invite caravan after caravan of illegal aliens into our country.

00:15:42.740 And then they want to sign them up for free health care, free welfare, free education, and for the right to vote.

00:15:48.780 Now, pause for a second here.

00:15:52.180 Trump is, you know, a lot of times will illustrate an issue that a lot of people talk about.

00:15:57.740 And he'll, you know, he'll go a little too far, maybe.

00:15:59.760 Right?

00:15:59.880 Like, he'll say it too definitively.

00:16:04.740 Like, he's not necessarily capturing the nuance of a statement in an off-the-cuff sort of comment.

00:16:12.260 This one, though, however, when you break it down, is pretty accurate.

00:16:16.900 Okay?

00:16:17.500 The Democrats want to invite caravan after caravan of illegal aliens into our country.

00:16:22.340 What is their answer to the caravan?

00:16:24.440 Their answer to the caravan was not to stop it.

00:16:27.580 It was not to say you are not allowed to come across the border.

00:16:30.480 It was to allow people to claim asylum and then allow them to come into the country.

00:16:35.640 And then over some period of time, they would go through the asylum process and they would have to show up to court appointments, which we know a lot of them don't do.

00:16:42.660 But they never admitted to saying, okay, we want them to come in and be citizens tomorrow.

00:16:47.080 But they did want to say, if they claim asylum, they come in the country and they hang out here until the asylum process is over.

00:16:52.240 Their solution would have caused caravan after caravan after caravan.

00:16:56.100 The difference here is Donald Trump used the word invited.

00:17:01.700 They didn't invite.

00:17:03.300 No, they didn't send out engraved invitations.

00:17:06.600 Although some of the groups related to, I mean, he said the Democrats, I mean, the Democratic Party, maybe not, but the people who were doing those invites and were working on those caravans, as we highlighted, were very friendly to the Democratic Party and were influenced and funded by Democratic donors.

00:17:22.140 Yes.

00:17:22.760 So it's not, again, it might not be exactly to the...

00:17:26.900 It's not like you can keep your doctor.

00:17:29.080 Right.

00:17:29.460 It's not.

00:17:30.160 It's not that.

00:17:32.180 You know, again, invite, I'll give you, is a little bit different, but there is a justification for that.

00:17:36.540 But then, and then they want to sign them up for free health care, free welfare, free education, and for the right to vote.

00:17:42.120 Yes.

00:17:42.240 They want them to go to schools, for example.

00:17:44.120 Yes.

00:17:44.260 Of course, free education is absolutely on the table.

00:17:46.640 The right to vote, they've been talking about a citizenship pathway for people like this for a very long time.

00:17:51.540 They're already signing them up, what, in California?

00:17:53.700 They were trying to sign them up in California.

00:17:56.820 Whenever you say you have, you complain about sanctuary cities, what do they do?

00:18:00.580 They give all of these things away.

00:18:02.820 And free health care is the one that really is driving me crazy on this.

00:18:05.860 Free health care, part of, obviously, depending on your income level, is part of the Affordable Care Act.

00:18:11.560 Let me quote from Hillary Clinton's 2016 platform.

00:18:15.760 Expand access to affordable health care to families, regardless of immigration status.

00:18:22.720 That was in her platform to give the Affordable Care Act to illegal immigrants.

00:18:28.780 It was the thing, if you remember, going back so long ago that you'll barely be able to remember this.

00:18:34.220 But do you remember the representative from South Carolina, Wilson, who said,

00:18:37.640 You lie to Barack Obama?

00:18:39.520 The thing he was saying you lie about is he was saying, in reality, you want to give the Affordable Health Care Act to illegal immigrants.

00:18:48.440 And Obama was saying he wasn't going to do that.

00:18:51.240 Well, guess what happened in the 2016 campaign in the platform of Hillary Clinton quoting from HillaryClinton.com?

00:18:58.300 It is exactly the thing that he was saying was being lied about.

00:19:01.700 He was absolutely right.

00:19:03.020 And this quote about it being some crazy fantasy that the Democrats want to invite illegal immigrants in and give a bunch of stuff away from them,

00:19:12.780 it's all in their platform.

00:19:14.880 It's what they say is the heartless part of the Republican Party, that we don't want to give away these free things to illegal immigrants.

00:19:22.020 So the average, the readers that responded to this actually were saying, no, the bigger lie was what Donald Trump said was happening on the border.

00:19:32.400 Yes, that's what they said.

00:19:34.260 That's insane.

00:19:35.400 I mean, it tells you a lot about the people going to PolitiFact, that they're obviously very, very liberal.

00:19:40.080 In fact, that one, more than double, more than double the percentage of people who thought this was the biggest lie.

00:19:46.800 The Russian state has never interfered into internal affairs, including election process.

00:19:51.460 Vladimir Putin.

00:19:52.360 They actually, they gave Donald Trump 36% of the vote and Vladimir Putin, who said that Russia has never, not even in this election, but has never interfered in U.S. internal affairs, which we all know to be false.

00:20:09.320 There's been people, numerous people caught doing it.

00:20:12.500 And that one isn't a big lie.

00:20:14.900 Although I will say my favorite lie comes in at, let's see, down there at 7th or 8th place.

00:20:22.480 It's from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

00:20:26.860 She said, unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs.

00:20:32.280 No, no, honey.

00:20:33.540 No.

00:20:34.060 And I don't want to talk down to you, but I feel I need to.

00:20:38.100 Yeah.

00:20:38.460 Gay.

00:20:38.820 That's not the way it works, sweetheart.

00:20:40.500 That's not the way it works.

00:20:41.400 I mean, this is a person with a master's in economics.

00:20:43.940 I am telling you, if I had a kid at BU, I would be calling the administration and saying, hold it just a second.

00:20:54.300 Is it fake news or did you give an economic degree to this woman?

00:21:02.040 Yes, we did.

00:21:03.220 Okay.

00:21:03.520 I'm pulling my kid out.

00:21:05.800 I mean, how does that, the most shameful thing, I think, the most shoddy work, a build, you know, that building in San Francisco that they built and they sold those apartments for, you know, millions of dollars and it's collapsing and they don't know what to do with it.

00:21:22.720 That looks like a genius move in shoddy workmanship compared to BU unleashing Ocasio-Cortez out with a degree in economics.

00:21:37.460 When she says things like, no, the only reason why, you people are so stupid, the reason why the economic numbers or the unemployment numbers are so low is because people have two jobs.

00:21:49.220 That's not how that is calculated at all.

00:21:51.480 And then she also goes on to say, and it's because people are working 60, 70, 80 hours a week.

00:21:55.920 Like, no, that's not, that's not how the statistic is calculated, man.

00:21:58.840 I don't even.

00:21:59.640 You have a degree in economics and you don't know the basics about.

00:22:02.700 It's amazing.

00:22:03.680 Again, like, she's not the only one in Washington who is completely.

00:22:07.740 No, but she's the one with the economic degree.

00:22:12.720 Hello.

00:22:13.420 And they mock Republicans.

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00:22:15.840 Yes.

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00:22:18.680 Yeah.

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00:22:19.820 Do you have an economics degree?

00:22:20.880 Yes, ma'am, I do.

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00:22:22.800 Yeah.

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00:23:51.900 Welcome to the program.

00:23:53.560 So glad that you have tuned in.

00:23:55.040 This is the Glenn Beck program.

00:23:56.420 And I noticed that Pat's not wearing his ugly Christmas sweater,

00:23:59.420 even though it's ugly Christmas sweater day here at the Radio Ranch.

00:24:03.040 And neither are you.

00:24:04.460 No, I'm wearing a sweater, but everybody says all of my sweaters are ugly,

00:24:08.900 so I just wore a sweater.

00:24:10.420 But they always say you look ugly in your sweaters.

00:24:13.180 That's a different thing.

00:24:14.340 It's a totally different analysis of the situation.

00:24:16.700 So anyway, but I am wearing something.

00:24:18.680 I thought I would, you know, the holiday cheer.

00:24:20.820 I thought I would wear my holiday bling here.

00:24:23.780 Nice.

00:24:24.120 So I have a big gold chain with big block letters that say ho, ho, ho.

00:24:29.120 I'm not sure if this makes me a pimp.

00:24:33.480 It does look pimp-esque.

00:24:35.400 It does.

00:24:35.580 It's kind of like, I don't know if I'm bringing holiday cheer or if I'm saying,

00:24:39.980 come to see me for the hoes, because I've got three of them.

00:24:42.760 Both can be seen as holiday cheer, depending on your perspective.

00:24:45.100 Right.

00:24:45.740 Okay.

00:24:46.140 So, Pat, welcome to the program.

00:24:47.620 What is it that you want to tear down and yell about today?

00:24:56.280 I'd like to tear down the war on Baby It's Cold Outside.

00:24:59.900 Are you following the ridiculousness of, especially, campus reform just went out to campuses and

00:25:09.480 asked kids if Baby It's Cold Outside should be banned.

00:25:12.520 And several radio stations across the country have banned it this Christmas season.

00:25:16.880 They've taken it off their playlist.

00:25:18.700 Makes me want to play it all the time.

00:25:20.220 Doesn't it, though?

00:25:20.820 Yeah.

00:25:20.940 I just like to nonstop play Baby It's Cold Outside.

00:25:24.140 Can I ask you a question?

00:25:25.240 What happened to that American rebel?

00:25:27.900 What happened to, Pat, you and I, you and I, we both know, we would have said, well,

00:25:34.580 you might have been in the room when I was told, don't do that, and you know I would have

00:25:42.520 done it.

00:25:43.380 You know I would have looked at you and said, well, I just guaranteed that.

00:25:46.260 Absolutely.

00:25:47.040 Right?

00:25:47.480 Absolutely.

00:25:47.900 What happened to that spirit of the 20-year-olds?

00:25:51.240 And you remember how pissed off people supposedly were, or were, when Clear Channel supposedly banned

00:25:57.800 the Dixie Chicks?

00:25:58.760 Yes.

00:25:59.140 Banning things was bad.

00:26:00.840 Yeah.

00:26:00.960 Why are you banning?

00:26:01.860 First of all, Clear Channel didn't ban the Dixie Chicks.

00:26:05.820 A few stations did as a stunt, but the corporation never took a stand against the Dixie Chicks.

00:26:14.020 It was stupid.

00:26:14.920 But now, all of a sudden, banning things is really good to do, and you should be taking

00:26:20.440 things off of the market.

00:26:22.880 Think of this.

00:26:24.000 Think of Lenny Bruce.

00:26:26.380 Lenny Bruce inspired Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

00:26:33.040 George Carlin said, he was the guy that made me say, I'm going to do that.

00:26:38.580 Lenny Bruce was arrested over and over and over again because he was saying things.

00:26:44.420 He was pushing the boundary.

00:26:45.780 Right.

00:26:46.120 And he was saying things that everyone said you can't say.

00:26:49.620 And so he was, I mean, I don't know if you know this, he died of a heroin overdose in

00:26:54.700 like, I think, 65.

00:26:56.680 They destroyed his career.

00:26:59.000 Destroyed his career because the media dogpiled with him.

00:27:04.640 Here's this brilliant comedian who inspired some of the best comedians of all time.

00:27:10.520 And where?

00:27:11.520 The liberals.

00:27:12.820 That's what you were supposed to be for.

00:27:15.340 Freedom of speech.

00:27:17.060 Yeah.

00:27:17.480 Now, where are you?

00:27:19.080 The opposite.

00:27:20.220 Opposite.

00:27:20.880 Baby, it's cold outside.

00:27:22.900 And it's so ridiculous.

00:27:24.020 The song was written in 1944.

00:27:27.220 I'm sure they weren't talking about slipping mickeys to women in 1944.

00:27:31.400 Do you know what that, do you know actually the meaning behind it?

00:27:34.820 It was actually in 1944, it was empowering.

00:27:37.800 It was meant to empower women because women couldn't be coy.

00:27:42.420 They couldn't say, no, I'm going to stay here.

00:27:44.660 They had to be prim and proper.

00:27:46.160 So this was a racy song that was empowering women.

00:27:51.800 It's amazing.

00:27:52.960 It's incredible.

00:27:53.880 And are we supposed to believe now that interaction between men and women just can't happen?

00:27:58.120 Like if you're a couple and she says, you know, I got to go home.

00:28:04.380 You just have to leap up and help her to the door immediately.

00:28:06.960 You can't say, no, can't you just stay a little bit longer?

00:28:11.200 Right.

00:28:11.720 There's no.

00:28:12.420 Pour another drink and I'll, you know, take off your hat.

00:28:17.480 That's rape now?

00:28:18.780 Are you raping a girl if you ask her to stay longer?

00:28:22.020 It is unbelievable to me.

00:28:24.100 Some of these things are.

00:28:24.840 They call it sexual coercion.

00:28:26.620 Yeah.

00:28:27.040 Right.

00:28:27.900 On college campuses, that's what they're calling it.

00:28:30.440 I was raped by my grandmother every time I went to visit her.

00:28:35.100 Every time.

00:28:35.940 I tell you what.

00:28:36.460 No, stay a little longer.

00:28:37.580 I'm going to fix you something to eat.

00:28:39.680 Rape!

00:28:41.000 Rape!

00:28:41.480 Really, really icky, but thank you.

00:28:43.640 But it's true.

00:28:44.600 It is true, though.

00:28:45.660 It is true.

00:28:46.420 The guy's not threatening her in the song.

00:28:49.040 He's not.

00:28:50.140 He didn't bound and gag her.

00:28:52.560 Well, you haven't listened to my.

00:28:54.160 You haven't listened to my 10 year old rant.

00:28:57.580 No.

00:28:57.960 Oh, I haven't heard that.

00:28:59.700 It's a decade old.

00:29:02.040 It's on Glenn Beck dot com.

00:29:03.420 Front page of Glenn Beck dot com.

00:29:04.560 You have to go back to 2008.

00:29:05.860 OK, so yeah, 2000.

00:29:07.300 Yeah, 2008.

00:29:08.460 I come on the air and it's Christmas and we see the direction that it's going.

00:29:12.020 And I'm like, you know what a song is that you really should be pissed about.

00:29:14.380 Now, it's all tongue in cheek.

00:29:16.760 It's all tongue in cheek.

00:29:18.560 And I think it would never happen.

00:29:20.400 It would never happen.

00:29:22.520 It was supposed to be a ridiculous example of the way things were heading that I shouldn't

00:29:27.360 ever get to.

00:29:28.240 Do you have that?

00:29:28.880 Oh, yeah.

00:29:29.080 It's on Glenn Beck dot com.

00:29:30.300 I took I took it apart line by line.

00:29:33.100 We should play it maybe in the eight o'clock hour or the I'm sorry, the third hour or whatever.

00:29:37.080 I don't even know what time zone I'm in anymore in the play it in the third hour.

00:29:40.600 Yeah, sure.

00:29:41.600 And and listen to it because it was ridiculous at the time.

00:29:47.120 But and now at least the beginning of it is exactly what they're saying.

00:29:53.500 Yes, it's crazy.

00:29:55.320 Yeah, it is.

00:29:55.980 It's nuts.

00:29:56.800 And and campus reform went to the went to I think it was NYU and he was asking students

00:30:03.260 if they should be banned.

00:30:04.640 And all of the students at the beginning said, yes, absolutely.

00:30:07.560 One of them had even written a thesis on it in college about how terrible it was.

00:30:12.320 And then he turns it around.

00:30:13.620 Hang on just a second.

00:30:16.140 Let's just mourn for his parents just for a second.

00:30:19.360 They paid forty thousand dollars a year to get him to write a thesis about a Christmas

00:30:22.500 song.

00:30:23.200 Oh, my gosh.

00:30:24.420 So ridiculous.

00:30:25.260 His grandparents, if they were part of the greatest generation, they rose from the dead.

00:30:31.440 And if they would have had anything but spirit hands, they would have choked him to death.

00:30:34.860 And this is what you've done with the freedom we granted you.

00:30:38.300 Oh, my gosh.

00:30:39.600 Because the song is obviously to anyone who knows anything about anything is she wants

00:30:46.660 to stay and she's looking for a way to justify it.

00:30:49.280 She's looking for a way to be talked into it.

00:30:51.240 Right.

00:30:51.460 That's what she that is the intent of her.

00:30:54.080 She's saying, oh, I I probably should go.

00:30:57.300 And he's saying, well, let me give you a really bad excuse as to why you can stay this one

00:31:01.360 time.

00:31:02.100 Right.

00:31:02.180 What if you catch pneumonia and die out there?

00:31:03.480 Right.

00:31:03.820 Exactly.

00:31:04.260 You'll probably die.

00:31:05.220 You'll be like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining.

00:31:07.780 You're going to be outside and your face is going to be frozen and you don't want that

00:31:10.300 to happen.

00:31:10.680 So stay.

00:31:11.740 I mean, and she's she wants to stay.

00:31:13.760 That's the that's the part of the song.

00:31:15.540 And by the way, she does.

00:31:17.860 She does stay.

00:31:18.620 Yes.

00:31:18.980 So he can rape her.

00:31:20.440 Right.

00:31:20.880 Exactly.

00:31:21.480 Kill her and throw her in the fireplace.

00:31:24.180 You know, that's what happened.

00:31:25.600 You should hear the sequel.

00:31:26.560 Oh, we should write a sequel.

00:31:30.600 Well, what happens when she stays?

00:31:32.980 When she says the one yesterday that we had a sequel yesterday.

00:31:36.140 Do we still have this, Sarah, by any chance?

00:31:37.660 We have a sequel to it.

00:31:38.580 Yeah.

00:31:38.760 There's a new what happened after.

00:31:40.360 No, this isn't what a new of new version of how it's supposed to happen in 2018.

00:31:45.300 Oh, good God.

00:31:46.680 And it's serious.

00:31:47.380 I would imagine.

00:31:48.200 Oh, of course it is.

00:31:49.200 Oh, no.

00:31:50.120 Do we have that one, Sarah?

00:31:51.220 Do you know?

00:31:51.740 That was that was from yesterday.

00:31:53.360 I saw that in prep yesterday.

00:31:56.300 It was a version of a couple people trying to make this song okay.

00:32:00.120 Because you know what?

00:32:00.700 It's not.

00:32:01.080 They tried to make it okay.

00:32:02.100 They tried to make it how it should have been.

00:32:03.540 Well, it's a safe song now.

00:32:05.580 It's a safe song.

00:32:07.780 That's what they were trying to attempt.

00:32:09.740 Because, you know, God forbid.

00:32:12.780 Listen to how ridiculous this is.

00:32:15.860 I have to say no, no, no, sir.

00:32:18.240 You reserve the right to say no.

00:32:20.300 At least I'm going to say that I tried.

00:32:22.360 You reserve the right to say no.

00:32:24.100 I really can't stay.

00:32:25.860 Well, you don't have to.

00:32:27.360 Ah, but it's cold outside.

00:32:33.820 I've got to get home.

00:32:35.560 Do you know how to get there from here?

00:32:38.140 Oh, my gosh.

00:32:39.700 Ugh.

00:32:40.580 Really, really bad.

00:32:41.420 There is not a woman within the sound of my voice that would ever kiss a man who did that.

00:32:48.900 Ever.

00:32:49.080 You have the right to say no.

00:32:52.660 I love the white knight stepping in.

00:32:55.320 The guy.

00:32:56.080 Oh, you're right.

00:32:57.520 I mean, it's just so pathetic.

00:32:59.320 She's being all coy.

00:33:01.400 I, it's so cold outside.

00:33:03.680 I should go home.

00:33:04.640 Well, you know the way home.

00:33:06.600 You know the way.

00:33:07.840 Let me call you a cab.

00:33:09.140 Yeah.

00:33:09.400 Get out.

00:33:10.540 Get out.

00:33:11.620 I shouldn't.

00:33:12.280 I don't know if I should put on my coat.

00:33:13.860 Let me get it for you.

00:33:14.860 Let me put it on.

00:33:15.940 At some point in a song like that, the woman says, are you cheating on me?

00:33:20.300 Do you have somebody coming?

00:33:21.760 Are you trying to kick me out?

00:33:22.700 Why are you kicking me out?

00:33:23.740 Right.

00:33:23.940 And I love the fact that I want to say no.

00:33:26.400 Well, you, you of course have the right to say no.

00:33:28.700 Well, yeah, of course I have the right to say no.

00:33:30.620 Why are you pointing that out?

00:33:31.600 Are you thinking of raping me?

00:33:33.220 That's that would be my reaction to that.

00:33:34.980 What do you say?

00:33:35.680 Of course I have the right to say no.

00:33:38.240 I really should go.

00:33:39.160 Wait, why did you feel the need to point that out?

00:33:42.400 That's weird.

00:33:43.640 Yeah.

00:33:44.580 And compare and contrast that with every rap song that is played on the radio today,

00:33:49.980 or just about every rap song.

00:33:51.560 And the kids today don't have any, these college students don't have any problem with those.

00:33:56.580 They're all misogynistic, predatorial.

00:33:59.540 There's very little talking about consent.

00:34:02.860 There's no consent there.

00:34:04.600 No.

00:34:05.100 Wait a minute.

00:34:05.620 And those are all fine, but baby, it's cold outside, should be banned.

00:34:09.380 Wait a minute.

00:34:09.580 But the rap music they listen to all year long, that's perfectly fine.

00:34:13.600 Because you say it talks about hoes?

00:34:16.000 Well, so do I.

00:34:17.300 So do you.

00:34:18.140 I've got my bling ho, ho, ho.

00:34:20.500 Very nice, by the way.

00:34:21.660 Thank you.

00:34:22.240 Very classy.

00:34:23.100 Just, and it looks like, kind of looked like a rapper.

00:34:26.020 I mean, more like a candy rapper, but a rapper, nonetheless.

00:34:31.360 Thanks, Pat.

00:34:31.900 All right.

00:34:36.940 Pat, wait, wait, wait.

00:34:37.940 I've got to ask you a question.

00:34:40.240 When's the last time you changed your filter, your air filter, your house?

00:34:44.900 19.

00:34:45.280 Okay, right?

00:34:46.080 Right?

00:34:46.840 It's not just us?

00:34:48.640 Because I don't, honestly, you know, we've moved around the country.

00:34:52.900 You know, we were on the lam for a while.

00:34:55.120 I think I actually sold houses before I changed.

00:35:00.140 I don't think I've changed.

00:35:01.340 Oh, I'm almost positive I've done that.

00:35:03.140 Right?

00:35:03.580 Without changing it.

00:35:04.460 Yeah, I don't think I've.

00:35:05.760 Oh, I would never change it before I sold a house.

00:35:08.800 No, no, no.

00:35:09.320 No, I mean, I think I bought the house, lived there for a few years, and then sold it and

00:35:13.940 never changed the filter.

00:35:15.220 Oh, I'm almost positive I've done that.

00:35:16.800 That's so bad.

00:35:17.820 That's bad.

00:35:18.680 I mean, we're our dads like this.

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00:35:23.240 Yeah.

00:35:23.360 Because it just comes and you know, okay, now it's time.

00:35:25.780 Yeah.

00:35:26.340 Because I can never remember.

00:35:28.320 No, I can never remember.

00:35:29.320 And I'm not going to Home Depot.

00:35:31.040 Right.

00:35:31.420 My wife says, go to Home Depot, get a filter.

00:35:34.280 Yeah, the last thing I'm going to do.

00:35:36.040 Yeah, I got it.

00:35:37.080 I got it.

00:35:37.780 I'm not going to do that.

00:35:39.000 I'm certainly not going to do it.

00:35:40.500 And my wife doesn't ask me.

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00:39:18.960 And then like two days later, we didn't say permanently.

00:39:22.540 No.

00:39:23.240 Here's the screenshot of your tweet saying permanently banned.

00:39:26.660 Yeah.

00:39:26.960 We don't know why he was taken off.

00:39:29.060 We don't know why he was put back on.

00:39:31.040 I'm sure he'll talk about that.

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00:43:03.560 Mr. Bill O'Reilly.

00:43:15.240 Present.

00:43:18.160 So, Bill.

00:43:19.160 I'm here.

00:43:19.940 The number one story in your mind this week is?

00:43:24.620 Killing the SS, a huge success.

00:43:28.840 Okay.

00:43:29.720 The number two story in your mind.

00:43:33.260 The biggest story in the country is if the President of the United States can psychologically and emotionally survive the daily attacks on him.

00:43:47.680 And you won't hear that anywhere else but here in the no-spin zone.

00:43:54.040 Because, you know, if you step back away from the hysteria and you look at Donald Trump, he's a human being.

00:44:03.800 You might not like him.

00:44:05.260 You might think he's not capable of being president, whatever.

00:44:08.160 But any human being put under the barrage of hatred directed toward him and having to defend himself every hour on the hour from whatever charge, the charge du jour, got to take a psychological toll on him.

00:44:26.820 And that is the story, the big story about all of this.

00:44:30.460 Okay.

00:44:30.740 So let's take this apart just a bit.

00:44:33.120 First of all, Michael Cohen.

00:44:34.720 Michael Cohen, A, Donald Trump said, low-level guy.

00:44:40.220 Nobody believes that.

00:44:42.560 Was he a low-level guy?

00:44:44.340 Let me tell you about Michael Cohen, all right?

00:44:47.240 I've never met the man.

00:44:49.640 At one point in the campaign, I was talking to Trump on the phone, and I was trying to get him on the factor that night.

00:44:57.200 And he said, well, I can't do it but take Michael Cohen, my attorney.

00:45:02.060 And I said, why would I do that?

00:45:03.640 You know, I'm not going to put him on the air.

00:45:06.960 He's just going to tell me what you want him to say.

00:45:09.800 I mean, why don't I just put a puppet on there?

00:45:12.180 You know, a real puppet.

00:45:14.400 Okay?

00:45:14.960 And that was the end of that conversation.

00:45:17.280 So Cohen was basically what they call a fixer.

00:45:19.980 And when Trump had an annoyance, which was what these women were to him, an annoyance, Cohen would deal with it.

00:45:29.840 So I don't know any more than that.

00:45:31.740 I don't know what Trump said to Cohen.

00:45:34.180 No one does.

00:45:34.840 But Cohen's charge, working for Donald Trump, was to fix things, fix annoyances.

00:45:44.660 And that's what he did.

00:45:45.860 Okay.

00:45:47.180 The problem has come in now with the National Enquirer, that the National Enquirer has changed their story.

00:45:58.900 And now they're saying, okay, we did take direction from Donald Trump to pay this one person off.

00:46:04.800 That is a felony.

00:46:07.600 Cohen, do we have the audio of Michael Cohen on Good Morning America today when they asked him, why should we believe you now?

00:46:16.140 Listen.

00:46:16.620 So what do you say to people?

00:46:18.600 And, you know, there are a lot of people who would be watching who are going to be thinking, but wait a second.

00:46:23.480 He lied for so long.

00:46:24.660 Why should we believe him now?

00:46:26.080 What's the answer to that?

00:46:26.980 What do you mean lied?

00:46:28.300 Lied about what?

00:46:29.560 At the Trump Organization, it's a microcosm of even just the New York real estate market.

00:46:34.220 What do we lie about?

00:46:35.960 It's New York real estate.

00:46:37.880 Yes, it's the greatest product ever created.

00:46:40.140 Is that a lie?

00:46:41.040 Well, but you pleaded guilty to lying to Congress.

00:46:43.440 Yes.

00:46:44.580 So why should we believe you now?

00:46:47.400 Because the special counsel stated emphatically that the information that I gave to them was credible and helpful.

00:46:56.040 There's a substantial amount of information that they possess that corroborates the fact that I am telling the truth.

00:47:04.680 So you're done with the lying.

00:47:05.700 I am done with the lying.

00:47:06.900 I am done being loyal to President Trump.

00:47:10.480 And my first loyalty belongs to my wife, my daughter, my son, and this country.

00:47:17.420 Take that apart for me, Bill.

00:47:18.800 You know, I don't take Michael Cohen seriously, number one.

00:47:29.400 So your listeners, the people who listen to us every Friday, please take that into account.

00:47:35.280 I'm not like any of the commentators on cable news or George Stephanopoulos.

00:47:40.360 I don't take him seriously.

00:47:41.860 All right.

00:47:42.820 Which means that whatever he says means nothing to me.

00:47:47.300 Nothing.

00:47:48.180 Hang on just a second.

00:47:49.500 Hang on just a second.

00:47:50.480 I think that's where most, not the media, but I think that's where most Americans are.

00:47:56.040 No doubt about it.

00:47:56.780 They just don't.

00:47:57.540 Very astute observation.

00:47:59.000 Yeah.

00:47:59.540 Okay.

00:47:59.980 So whatever he says means nothing to me as an American.

00:48:03.520 Mm hmm.

00:48:04.360 Okay.

00:48:04.940 That's number one.

00:48:06.000 Number two, Robert Mueller had nothing to do with Michael Cohen and what he did or did

00:48:14.720 not do by paying women.

00:48:16.900 He referred that case out to the DA, to the federal attorney, U.S. attorney in Manhattan.

00:48:25.100 Mm hmm.

00:48:25.460 Why did, why did Mueller do this?

00:48:27.280 For two reasons.

00:48:28.100 Number one, that had nothing to do with Russian collusion.

00:48:30.780 Mm hmm.

00:48:31.640 Okay.

00:48:31.980 So Mueller goes, you know, I can't get involved with this because it doesn't come under my

00:48:37.940 mandate.

00:48:38.420 And number two, he, Mueller knew that Cohen's a sleazy weasel.

00:48:42.080 Mm hmm.

00:48:42.660 I'm not, you know, I'm sorry, but he is.

00:48:45.360 All right.

00:48:45.720 And he didn't want to be associated with a sleazy weasel.

00:48:48.680 He also knew that the careerists in the attorney's office, U.S. attorney's office in Manhattan

00:48:53.440 would be more than happy to take this guy apart, which they did.

00:48:59.000 They got into his taxi cab business.

00:49:01.100 They got into his dodging of taxes.

00:49:03.460 And then there came a point where they just said, look, Michael, just tell us what we want

00:49:09.080 to know, and then we'll try to get you a light deal.

00:49:12.120 And Cohen did.

00:49:13.720 Okay.

00:49:13.940 So that's Cohen.

00:49:15.380 Right.

00:49:15.640 Okay.

00:49:15.860 Hang on just a second.

00:49:16.880 So I agree with that analysis.

00:49:19.600 I think I would add it would be irresponsible of anyone in the justice system if they did

00:49:27.440 find a crime that they didn't pass it on for further investigation to the appropriate

00:49:32.400 people.

00:49:33.000 Maybe, but look, you're giving Mueller too much credit in the sense that nobody would

00:49:40.980 pursue this kind of a thing.

00:49:42.760 This is what they call brand protection.

00:49:46.280 Brand protection.

00:49:47.780 Trump is a brand.

00:49:49.080 Okay.

00:49:49.220 So he's now running for president and he doesn't want his brand attacked any more than it's

00:49:56.140 already been.

00:49:57.060 So these women try to get money from him.

00:50:00.320 Okay.

00:50:00.960 So he says to his personal fixer, take care of it.

00:50:06.060 Take care of it.

00:50:08.020 And the fixer does.

00:50:10.000 Right.

00:50:10.320 And then of course the women come back for more money.

00:50:12.600 So, but it's not a problem with Cohen.

00:50:15.000 What it is, is a problem with, what is it, American media, the Inquirer, because...

00:50:21.020 Look, I don't know what happened in the Inquirer.

00:50:23.880 Again, none of us are privy to that.

00:50:26.400 But this is the way business is done at that level.

00:50:30.680 See, I'm waiting for the New York Times to investigate itself because they've had

00:50:35.360 buku private settlements in that newspaper.

00:50:39.400 And so is every major corporation in the country.

00:50:42.400 I'm waiting for that.

00:50:43.640 But the National Inquirer is basically in business to scandalize people.

00:50:48.100 That's what they do.

00:50:50.140 All right.

00:50:50.440 So Trump has a relationship with the publisher.

00:50:53.960 Packer, I think his name is, right?

00:50:56.000 Okay.

00:50:56.520 Packer.

00:50:56.800 So, yeah.

00:50:57.960 Packer calls him and says, hey, I got this woman and she wants to talk all about your

00:51:04.900 affair and what should I do?

00:51:07.740 And Trump says, well, you know, can you make her go away?

00:51:12.960 And Packer says, yeah, I can do whatever I do.

00:51:15.780 So they give her money and she tells the story and they just, they don't print it.

00:51:22.240 It happens all the time.

00:51:24.060 Right.

00:51:24.140 There's some critical things that you've left out, but we don't know if they're true or

00:51:28.620 not.

00:51:28.920 So I'm not going to nitpick on this.

00:51:30.260 Because I want to get back to the, there's no reason to believe the National Inquirer.

00:51:37.400 There's no reason to believe Cohn.

00:51:39.260 But I do believe the National Inquirer in this instance.

00:51:41.880 I think that happened.

00:51:43.980 Okay.

00:51:44.460 But what I'm trying to tell you is, from my point of view, I'm not a lawyer, but I've

00:51:49.780 certainly had many lawyers on Bill O'Reilly.com.

00:51:52.820 Smart.

00:51:54.060 And very few of them see any crime at all.

00:51:57.960 This is business as usual, protection of a brand, a civil settlement.

00:52:04.380 All right.

00:52:04.760 And now they're trying to link it into the campaign finance, but it's a stretch, as we

00:52:10.200 saw in the John Edwards case.

00:52:12.240 It's a, it's a stretch.

00:52:13.760 Right.

00:52:14.060 Now they can do it.

00:52:16.100 You know, what is it?

00:52:17.360 The indict the ham sandwich line.

00:52:19.880 Okay.

00:52:20.360 They can do it, but do Americans feel that this was some kind of, uh, heinous, well

00:52:26.720 thought out plot to subvert American election law?

00:52:30.160 So here's, so here's the, here's the thing in the 1970s, the Republicans eventually joined

00:52:38.320 the Democrats and said, you know, we can't have, we can't have this going on in the white

00:52:44.000 house.

00:52:44.280 So we need to make sure that we have somebody telling us the truth and they didn't come

00:52:48.700 to the table voluntarily, but they were eventually dragged to that table.

00:52:52.560 Then talking about now, hang on Nixon.

00:52:55.380 Okay.

00:52:56.080 Um, okay.

00:52:56.700 And, and impeachment.

00:52:57.820 Then we had Clinton.

00:52:59.500 And so the people that were against Nixon and said, we have to know if the president is

00:53:04.240 telling the truth and the president has to, he can't perjure himself.

00:53:07.080 He can't lie.

00:53:08.000 Um, all of a sudden they were fine with Clinton.

00:53:14.220 Sure.

00:53:14.840 Because it's hypocrisy all day long.

00:53:16.800 Correct.

00:53:17.040 You just raised a point that, that, and, and this, you're going to be amazed by my brilliance

00:53:22.160 right now.

00:53:23.020 Are you ready?

00:53:23.580 Everybody ready?

00:53:24.380 Oh yeah.

00:53:24.760 Okay.

00:53:25.360 In Watergate, there was a crime.

00:53:27.500 Somebody broke in, somebody took stuff and they found them in Clinton.

00:53:33.160 There was a incident involving an intern inside the white house.

00:53:41.880 No question.

00:53:43.060 It happened.

00:53:43.780 Perjury.

00:53:44.380 He here, here.

00:53:46.980 Okay.

00:53:47.760 Nobody knows what it is.

00:53:49.760 This campaign finance thing.

00:53:50.980 No, nobody knows what this is.

00:53:53.060 Was there a secret payoff?

00:53:54.420 We do, you know what?

00:53:55.580 Nobody knows.

00:53:57.360 Right.

00:53:57.540 There's no solid crime evidence.

00:54:01.420 It's theoretical.

00:54:02.780 Right.

00:54:03.480 Correct.

00:54:04.120 And, but if there is overwhelming evidence, as Cohen says, that might mean a blue dress

00:54:09.800 of sorts, but I don't know what the crime is at that point.

00:54:12.980 You have to have a tape recording where Trump would walk into Cohen and say, hey, I want

00:54:17.440 you to violate campaign finance laws and pay these babes off because I want to run for

00:54:22.380 president and win.

00:54:23.360 Thanks.

00:54:23.740 Let me know how it works out.

00:54:24.800 And then he leaves.

00:54:25.700 All right.

00:54:25.960 So we're going to get to the, uh, we're going to get to the, uh, the ramifications, all

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00:56:28.120 Mr.

00:56:28.700 Bill O'Reilly.

00:56:29.900 I'm back.

00:56:31.300 The, um, uh, let's, uh, let's take a look at, you want to talk about the person of the

00:56:38.340 year.

00:56:38.560 That's your, your article, the person of the year.

00:56:42.440 Okay.

00:56:42.880 So time magazine, uh, which is on the ropes and are really not a factor in this country

00:56:48.720 anymore, which is stunning.

00:56:49.940 When you, uh, understand the history of that magazine, they selected journalists at risk

00:56:56.320 for their persons of the year.

00:56:58.400 Okay.

00:56:59.120 But if you really deeply look into what they were doing, they were basically trying to

00:57:04.860 humiliate Trump for saying fake news all over the place.

00:57:07.660 Yes.

00:57:08.260 They put Khashoggi up and they put the five, uh, Maryland journalists who were slaughtered

00:57:12.560 by a psycho up and that's good.

00:57:14.540 You know, I have no beef with that, but the overall arch of the article was, uh, Trump is

00:57:19.660 a villain.

00:57:20.140 We hate him.

00:57:20.760 And, and the, the usual.

00:57:22.220 Okay.

00:57:22.600 So the no spin person of the year is a person who helped this country.

00:57:30.580 All right.

00:57:31.360 So everybody should know my criteria.

00:57:33.400 And that is Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina.

00:57:36.620 Now, the reason I, I selected, uh, Senator Graham was twofold.

00:57:42.400 Number one, he single-handedly saved Brett Kavanaugh and his family from destruction and

00:57:49.620 they should not have been destroyed.

00:57:51.720 So just on that basis alone, he saved four human beings from destruction.

00:57:58.800 And then he saved every single American citizen from losing a fundamental right.

00:58:07.520 And that is, you are innocent until proven guilty due process.

00:58:13.020 Now, what Senator Graham did involve courage, articulation, and risk.

00:58:19.800 And that's why he is the no spin person of the year.

00:58:23.420 Um, I can't imagine, I can't even believe that I actually agree with that.

00:58:29.480 It's not, it's, it's like Lindsey Graham of all people.

00:58:32.500 I never would have thought I said anything positive about him.

00:58:34.720 I'm not a huge fan, but he, what he did in there.

00:58:36.300 But you agree, Stu, right?

00:58:37.620 Because the overwhelming logic of my argument is impossible to refuse.

00:58:43.580 So you're taking credit for Lindsey Graham's achievements.

00:58:45.940 That's what I would expect.

00:58:47.280 I'm taking credit.

00:58:48.000 Here's what I'm taking credit for, Stu.

00:58:49.640 You ready?

00:58:50.140 Yes.

00:58:50.380 The one moment this year of lucidity in your life is a compliment of me.

00:58:58.620 I will say, though, I have not always had faith in Lindsey Graham.

00:59:02.060 And the fact that he was the one who was brave enough to stand up and say,

00:59:04.700 hey, yeah, we don't convict people without any evidence.

00:59:07.860 That's not what the society is supposed to be about.

00:59:09.880 He deserves a lot of credit for that.

00:59:11.760 And he deserves to be the no spin man of the year.

00:59:14.180 And he is, which we'll never see that anywhere else.

00:59:16.380 Because this is a country that now does not value honesty and courage.

00:59:23.100 And here is not value it.

00:59:25.200 He is a this is a good example of of outrage used the correct way.

00:59:33.540 He was outraged about something real.

00:59:36.760 He was outraged about something that mattered.

00:59:42.280 It was genuine outrage.

00:59:45.080 People were feeling exactly the same way.

00:59:48.480 He handled himself entirely appropriately at this at the time.

00:59:55.240 He stated it eloquently.

00:59:57.180 And then he was done.

00:59:58.740 Not all people.

01:00:00.820 He was he was viciously attacked for doing that.

01:00:03.420 Well, that's why both the Democrats on the Judiciary Committee and the media.

01:00:07.700 So that required courage.

01:00:09.160 I wrote a long column, not long, but I wrote a column on this for Bill O'Reilly dot com,

01:00:13.180 which posted now.

01:00:14.140 And basically, I made the point is that, you know, there aren't many courageous people anymore

01:00:20.400 in the public eye.

01:00:22.560 There are just not.

01:00:24.180 And when you see one sticking up for you, because Lindsey Graham wasn't sticking up for

01:00:29.940 his party, he wasn't sticking up for himself, he was sticking up for every single American

01:00:35.620 who could be accused of anything at any time and saying, we cannot convict on allegations

01:00:42.200 as these senators are doing in front of the nation.

01:00:49.300 I mean, that took guts.

01:00:51.340 And it wasn't a self-motivated statement.

01:00:55.800 It was a statement to help all Americans understand their rights and that their rights are under

01:01:03.880 siege from the far left.

01:01:06.740 I think that's why it was effective, because if it had seemed prepared or contrived or contrived,

01:01:15.100 you know, if it was like, I arrest me, I'm Spartacus, I'm Spartacus, arrest me.

01:01:19.840 It would have gone nowhere.

01:01:21.820 Sincere.

01:01:22.360 Yeah, it was sincere.

01:01:23.380 And, you know, in the process, because there's always unintended consequences of everything

01:01:27.020 you do and say when you're in public eye, he destroyed the candidacies of Cory Booker,

01:01:34.480 Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren.

01:01:38.820 They're done.

01:01:40.280 Okay?

01:01:40.580 They cannot get any traction because of Lindsey Graham, because people are going to say, you

01:01:45.780 know, I don't want that.

01:01:46.880 Yeah.

01:01:47.160 I don't want that progressive far left culture having power over me.

01:01:52.620 All right.

01:01:53.000 Bill O'Reilly, we continue with him in just a moment.

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01:04:33.440 Welcome to the program, the Glenn Beck Program, with Mr. Bill O'Reilly,

01:04:37.380 who's written a great Christmas gift, Killing the SS.

01:04:40.780 I can't recommend it any higher.

01:04:43.180 Really good book.

01:04:44.940 As you know, I read a lot and I read a lot of history.

01:04:47.980 This is really, really top, top notch, unlike a lot of other books from Bill, but this one

01:04:54.760 is really good.

01:04:56.260 And Beck, you know, you should share the gift I gave to you, which was a signed copy of Killing

01:05:02.900 the SS.

01:05:03.580 I never got it.

01:05:05.020 Yes, you did.

01:05:05.840 Beck, we sent you two of them.

01:05:07.020 I mean, thank God.

01:05:09.000 But if you would like the same gift, you have until Sunday to go to Bill O'Reilly.com

01:05:15.080 and order it, and I'll sign it for you.

01:05:16.560 Nice inscription.

01:05:18.180 And also, you can give premium memberships to Bill O'Reilly.com as stocking stuffers.

01:05:23.640 But I really appreciate you reading the book.

01:05:25.660 And Beck did actually read it.

01:05:27.320 Nobody read it to him, as usually is what happens.

01:05:30.040 People follow him around reading him stuff.

01:05:32.440 But no, he actually sat down and read it.

01:05:34.160 Bill, let me ask you about the farm bill and that nightmare.

01:05:37.980 Are you into it at all?

01:05:39.540 I don't think I've ever been to a farm.

01:05:41.480 You want me to talk about the farm bill?

01:05:43.620 Yeah.

01:05:43.840 Have you read it or have you looked into it at all?

01:05:46.140 Yeah.

01:05:46.860 No, it's over there in my stack of stuff.

01:05:48.920 Okay.

01:05:49.540 All right.

01:05:50.440 Please read the farm bill.

01:05:52.000 No, no, no.

01:05:52.440 You should look into this because it's like FDR and Karl Marx got together in a seance and said...

01:06:00.440 Well, give me 30 seconds on what it says, and then I'll come up with something.

01:06:04.400 Well, let me give you this one.

01:06:05.520 Let me give you this one.

01:06:06.380 In the farm bill, you cannot...

01:06:09.920 They've made it so Congress cannot stop the war in Yemen.

01:06:16.460 It overrides the War Powers Act, essentially.

01:06:18.800 So it's an add-on.

01:06:19.820 There's an add-on to the farm bill.

01:06:22.080 Yes.

01:06:22.380 Okay.

01:06:23.280 That's the same thing they did of Kate's Law in a serious mode.

01:06:27.220 We had Kate's Law.

01:06:28.060 Well, you may remember I designed it on the Fox News channel, and it was a mandatory federal prison term for any foreign national convicted of felony deporter who came back.

01:06:40.580 So stand-alone, it would have been embarrassing for any politician to vote against that.

01:06:45.620 So they tacked it on to 15 other things, and it didn't get passed.

01:06:50.140 So this is...

01:06:50.740 I hate this.

01:06:51.680 I hate this horribly.

01:06:54.380 But this is what the politicians in Washington do.

01:06:58.060 Now, do you like the farm bill?

01:06:59.920 No, I don't like the farm bill.

01:07:01.240 I'm going to do a show on it next week for a million different reasons.

01:07:04.620 But I want to stay focused on the Yemen thing for a second, because you might be able to figure this one out and show me where I'm wrong if I am.

01:07:13.860 So Mike Lee, Bernie Sanders, they've been after this add-on war in Yemen since Obama started it.

01:07:24.400 And it's absolutely illegal.

01:07:26.920 Most people don't know about it.

01:07:28.700 And we're just in a war with Saudi Arabia.

01:07:32.880 Okay.

01:07:33.760 Well, we're helping Saudi Arabia, correct?

01:07:36.480 In the war.

01:07:36.900 Yes, we're on their side.

01:07:38.060 Yes, we're on their side.

01:07:39.180 But we are at war in Yemen with Saudi Arabia.

01:07:42.660 And if you want that, that's fine.

01:07:44.720 And you can make a case because of Iran, et cetera, et cetera.

01:07:48.820 So here's what I'm trying to figure out here.

01:07:51.560 The Khashoggi thing happens, and everybody is upset about it.

01:07:56.000 And the Senate needs to take a tough stand against Saudi Arabia.

01:08:02.560 So they vote, and they say, nope, we're going to stop this war in Saudi Arabia.

01:08:08.180 Then at the last minute, this is added to the farm bill.

01:08:11.920 Look, it's so corrupt.

01:08:13.700 It's blocking it.

01:08:14.880 So corrupt.

01:08:16.020 But people should understand that Saudi Arabia has been a good ally to the United States.

01:08:21.700 And that's why Trump hasn't threatened them or sanctioned them or whatever.

01:08:26.420 So Yemen, this backwater south of Saudi Arabia in the Persian Gulf, is a place where al-Qaeda and ISIS and Iran plot and carry out death things.

01:08:41.360 That's just what happens in Yemen.

01:08:42.920 There's no central authority, no central government.

01:08:45.680 It's like Somalia.

01:08:47.080 It's like the mountains of Pakistan.

01:08:49.320 The terrorists are there.

01:08:50.260 They do what they want to do.

01:08:51.220 So the kingdom of Saudi Arabia wants to control Yemen and get these people out of there because they're a danger to Saudi Arabia.

01:08:59.120 Okay.

01:08:59.620 So that's what's going on.

01:09:01.580 So the United States helps Saudi Arabia by arming them, by allowing them to use drone intelligence, and by inserting special forces actually into Yemen under the banner of the war on terror.

01:09:16.920 So there are U.S. troops there, and they carry out raids.

01:09:20.420 That's what we do.

01:09:22.860 Now, that benefits us.

01:09:26.300 I am not disagreeing with that theory.

01:09:31.040 I would like to hear the arguments and have it done constitutionally.

01:09:37.580 And the reason why I ask this...

01:09:39.060 You'd like transparency.

01:09:40.120 Yes.

01:09:40.520 And one of the reasons why is Congress is trying to have their cake and eat it, too.

01:09:50.680 You can't...

01:09:51.260 There's a cake there in Yemen?

01:09:52.180 Yes.

01:09:52.620 There's a cake?

01:09:52.940 You can't eat your cake and then also have your cake.

01:09:56.760 It's one or the other.

01:09:57.720 And they are trying to do this with Saudi Arabia, and so is the press.

01:10:03.300 Saudi Arabia, we all know, is bad.

01:10:05.960 This Khashoggi thing.

01:10:07.900 Yes, it's bad.

01:10:08.820 There's no doubt.

01:10:09.480 The only reason why the press is making this into such a big deal is, you said it earlier, to hurt Donald Trump.

01:10:18.980 That's right.

01:10:19.640 If they actually cared about journalists in Saudi Arabia, they would be using this moment to call for the freedom of Rafe Badwadi.

01:10:32.140 This guy is in prison in Saudi Arabia.

01:10:35.100 He started the Free Saudi Liberal Movement.

01:10:41.240 So he's saying this is a bad thing.

01:10:45.280 They have a thousand lashes and seven-year prison sentence.

01:10:48.940 His family is in Canada.

01:10:51.240 They've been saying, please help us release this guy.

01:10:54.760 Nobody in the media cares about it.

01:10:56.760 This is a journal.

01:10:57.900 Journalist.

01:10:58.660 Nobody cares.

01:10:59.440 You've got to know the big picture.

01:11:00.480 The United States has business with Putin.

01:11:02.480 We do business with China.

01:11:04.440 We do business with heinous regimes all over the planet.

01:11:09.540 And we do that because the American economy is an enormous engine.

01:11:14.420 And we have to support 330 million people here.

01:11:18.640 And we need cooperation from bad governments.

01:11:23.440 All right.

01:11:23.740 That's what this is.

01:11:25.560 Now, you have to draw lines.

01:11:27.860 I would have sanctioned Saudi Arabia a little bit harder than Trump did.

01:11:31.280 But, look, if you're going to point out journalistic hypocrisy, it's all day long.

01:11:37.020 I mean, it's crazy.

01:11:38.920 Let me ask you about the China and Canada thing.

01:11:42.680 You know, we asked...

01:11:43.360 That's it for the farm, Bill Beck?

01:11:44.440 No more on that?

01:11:44.940 No more on that.

01:11:46.080 That was so much fun and so exciting.

01:11:49.920 Look into it, Bill.

01:11:51.120 You'll blow your mind.

01:11:52.280 The China executive that we asked to be extradited, they have responded now and taken two Canadian business people, and they've been disappeared in China.

01:12:07.640 Trump is playing a different game with China.

01:12:11.460 It's not necessarily just about a trade imbalance.

01:12:14.260 This is about them taking our technology and stealing from our American companies, is it not?

01:12:22.280 Yeah, they hacked into the Marriott database, the Chinese, according to the New York Times.

01:12:28.840 Well, you know, you got to...

01:12:30.180 I don't know if that's true, but I think it probably is.

01:12:34.060 The Chinese are now waging cyber warfare against the whole world, and the Chinese are just wagging around, thinking,

01:12:41.760 we're going to do what we want to do.

01:12:42.980 And Trump is trying to counter that, which is a good thing.

01:12:46.440 I think Trump's going to get his trade deal with China.

01:12:48.700 I think that he's going to break them down.

01:12:50.360 If you look at the Chinese economy numbers today, they're terrible.

01:12:53.760 A billion and a half people in China, and more than half of them don't have any electricity.

01:12:58.820 So that place is a tinderbox and can go up.

01:13:01.760 And the Chinese government in Beijing knows that.

01:13:05.020 And if their economy starts to contract, they're in big trouble.

01:13:08.780 So Trump, I think, is doing the right thing.

01:13:10.740 And, you know, it's directed by the Defense Department, Mattis, who's very savvy.

01:13:17.240 And I don't have any beef with that.

01:13:19.280 But I think that people have to understand this is a wicked world we live in.

01:13:22.520 And you got to deal with some wicked people sometimes.

01:13:25.160 Let me switch topics one last time.

01:13:27.340 Who do you think is going to be the chief of staff and what's going on there at the White House?

01:13:32.780 Taylor Swift.

01:13:34.180 That's my pick.

01:13:35.660 I want Taylor Swift to be the chief of staff.

01:13:37.960 Might be good.

01:13:39.260 Yeah, or reaching out to the other side.

01:13:42.900 And whoever the chief of staff is, they're not going to have any power or be able to do anything.

01:13:47.860 So why not put Taylor Swift in there?

01:13:50.060 I mean, I would.

01:13:51.080 So is this spin, or is he really having a hard time getting somebody to be the chief of staff?

01:13:55.720 Of course he is.

01:13:56.500 Would you want that shot?

01:13:57.660 No, I wouldn't.

01:13:58.720 No, I wouldn't.

01:13:59.200 You want to be chief of staff to Donald Trump, and every morning you don't know who's coming down the stairs?

01:14:04.920 No.

01:14:05.200 I mean, some mornings he's okay, and the other mornings he's not so okay.

01:14:10.260 But the fact is, and this is a fact, that Donald Trump does what he wants.

01:14:17.060 He does what he wants.

01:14:18.200 I mean, it doesn't matter who's the chief of staff or who's sitting there, who's telling them what to do or suggesting whatever.

01:14:23.520 He's going to do what he wants.

01:14:24.920 So Kushner would probably be the best.

01:14:26.640 Well, I hope he doesn't pick Jared Kushner, and I don't think that would be good for the country.

01:14:31.360 I don't think it would be good for the country, but that would be the most reasonable pick for Donald Trump.

01:14:36.220 Yeah, because he doesn't trust anybody, and he doesn't think Kushner would turn on him.

01:14:40.180 Correct.

01:14:41.160 So, yes, you're absolutely right there.

01:14:43.140 He wants somebody that's not going to be leaking stuff all over the place and make them look bad.

01:14:49.300 But I think there are other people around in Washington, savvy players.

01:14:52.820 What do you think about Chris Christie?

01:14:53.860 He certainly needs.

01:14:54.440 Chris Christie.

01:14:54.980 He's somebody who really has a lot of experience with that swamp.

01:14:59.300 Chris Christie?

01:15:00.980 No, way too volatile.

01:15:03.120 No, no, no, no, no.

01:15:04.020 It'd be kind of fun.

01:15:04.640 And, you know, just the food deliveries to the White House.

01:15:09.380 Okay.

01:15:10.040 All right.

01:15:10.840 All right.

01:15:11.400 All right.

01:15:11.960 All right.

01:15:12.640 All right.

01:15:13.020 Who's pizza?

01:15:13.880 Hey, who's got the pepperoni pizza?

01:15:16.960 That wasn't the answer to the question, at least.

01:15:18.600 There it is, the New York Times bestselling author, Bill O'Reilly, the author of the book, Killing the SS, makes a great Christmas gift.

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01:15:38.260 Yeah, but you got, you know, perspicacity is in play here.

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01:15:47.300 We'll talk to you next week.

01:15:48.120 Thanks, Bill.

01:15:48.880 All right, guys.

01:15:53.040 Do you know anybody else who has a relationship with Bill O'Reilly like that?

01:15:56.460 No, I don't.

01:15:57.080 That just hammers him?

01:15:58.680 Everybody else just reveres and like...

01:16:02.260 You guys both go at each other, which is fun.

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01:17:36.920 Stu, have you watched The Marvelous Miss Maisel?

01:17:40.020 No, I did see a preview for it and then decided to...

01:17:43.800 Could you please turn the Christmas sweater lights off?

01:17:46.500 I can't.

01:17:47.040 I mean, it's distracting.

01:17:48.200 Why would I do such a thing?

01:17:49.280 Yeah.

01:17:49.520 It's an ugly Christmas sweater day and I'm having Stu take care of both of us, quite honestly.

01:17:58.460 It's my Eagles light-up sweater.

01:18:00.080 It does play music as well, but...

01:18:03.040 No, thank you.

01:18:03.680 I can get that set up if you'd like.

01:18:05.060 Yeah, no, no, no.

01:18:05.600 Thank you.

01:18:06.040 That's good.

01:18:06.720 I think it's very appropriate.

01:18:09.000 I think it's very appropriate that the stadium is empty.

01:18:14.280 Eagles show up when they lose.

01:18:18.220 Eagles fans show up even when they lose.

01:18:19.660 Yeah, but they're usually not playing very far into the winter.

01:18:24.800 Anyway.

01:18:25.480 A good portion of the season happens in the winter, smart guy.

01:18:28.640 So let me tell you something else.

01:18:33.220 Marvelous Miss Maisel.

01:18:34.400 Yes.

01:18:35.040 Marvelous Miss Maisel, I think, is the best written comedy on television today.

01:18:42.280 Really?

01:18:42.920 Yeah.

01:18:43.180 I saw the preview.

01:18:44.060 It looks like it's an old-timey...

01:18:45.900 What's the premise?

01:18:47.620 Yeah, she is a housewife in the 1950s.

01:18:50.800 They live in New York.

01:18:52.540 Her and her husband get a divorce.

01:18:54.960 He wanted to be a comedian, but he's horrible.

01:18:58.100 She was really the genius behind it.

01:19:00.820 She's a natural.

01:19:03.080 When he breaks up because he's cheating on her with his secretary,

01:19:08.680 she goes down to the comedy club and she just rants.

01:19:12.080 And she's hysterical.

01:19:13.280 She becomes friends with Lenny Bruce.

01:19:15.540 And it's got a lot of real historic pieces to it.

01:19:19.740 And it's her trying to make her way in comedy.

01:19:24.500 And Tony...

01:19:26.220 Is it Shalhoub?

01:19:27.420 Shalhoub, yeah.

01:19:28.040 Shalhoub.

01:19:28.580 He...

01:19:29.180 This is the best he's ever been.

01:19:32.140 He is brilliant in this.

01:19:34.980 The cast of characters, all of them brilliant.

01:19:38.420 And it's as if Sorkin, who wrote The West Wing, had written this.

01:19:44.020 You know how he does double the pace of dialogue?

01:19:47.240 Aaron Sorkin, yeah.

01:19:47.960 Yeah.

01:19:48.660 Um, this is, I think, at least this season, double the pace.

01:19:54.060 It's got to be double the pace.

01:19:55.700 I mean, it is just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:19:58.140 It is really funny.

01:19:59.480 Well done.

01:20:00.520 Really well done.

01:20:01.340 All right.

01:20:01.780 I'll give it a shot.

01:20:02.560 I will say the preview did not have me jumping into it on Netflix.

01:20:06.340 I saw...

01:20:07.000 I will tell you, Tonya watched, I think, the first one.

01:20:10.080 It was like, eh.

01:20:11.540 And I said, by the third one, I think, she's hooked.

01:20:17.140 And it is, it's just, I just think it's brilliant.

01:20:20.520 I just think it's absolutely brilliant in every way.

01:20:24.540 Best comedy on television anywhere.

01:20:27.020 We should spend some time on what is a big development in the movie industry, I think,

01:20:31.180 this weekend, which is the release of a PG-13 version of Deadpool 2.

01:20:35.840 Saw it last night with Rafe.

01:20:37.300 You did?

01:20:37.820 Yes.

01:20:38.620 He's wanted to seize Deadpool.

01:20:40.000 Not going to let him see Deadpool.

01:20:41.380 It's rated R.

01:20:42.380 It's brilliant.

01:20:45.620 We have to talk, we have to talk about it.

01:20:48.660 What they did, they mirrored and parodied Princess Bride.

01:20:56.520 And it's really, really good.

01:21:00.920 We've been asking for this stuff forever from movie companies.

01:21:02.900 Yeah.

01:21:03.100 Release some of these movies in ways that, you know, families can see them, or at least

01:21:06.960 teenagers can see them.

01:21:07.980 Yeah, teenagers can see this.

01:21:09.440 It's still a little rough.

01:21:11.300 Still edgy.

01:21:12.260 But very, very funny.

01:21:15.320 Well done.

01:21:20.280 The fusion of entertainment and enlightenment.

01:21:23.840 This is the Glenn Beck Program.

01:21:25.620 It is a good thing that we keep record of all of our shows, that we have archives.

01:21:31.400 That's true.

01:21:31.820 It's a big one.

01:21:32.480 When you say something, and later on we need to kind of check on its accuracy, it's always

01:21:36.940 good to make sure we have the archives.

01:21:38.180 Ten years ago, ten years ago, I said something, and it has come true.

01:21:45.120 And it's pretty stunning.

01:21:46.480 One of the most surprising examples.

01:21:47.780 Yeah, and we will give that to you next.

01:21:53.940 This is the Glenn Beck Program.

01:21:56.340 Never more than 30 seconds away from content, the first half hour of every hour of the Glenn

01:22:00.440 Beck Program.

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01:23:13.240 Ten years ago.

01:23:22.020 Ten years ago on this program, I made a mocking prediction and said, you know, I'll tell you what the left should be upset about.

01:23:34.220 It's a song.

01:23:38.040 And I laid out the case ten years ago.

01:23:43.180 And while I've taken it a couple of steps further than they are currently, remember, this was comedy.

01:23:52.960 This was insane ten years ago.

01:23:56.640 Listen.

01:23:57.360 But baby, it's cold outside.

01:24:09.140 But baby, it's cold outside.

01:24:12.060 See, maybe this is just the...

01:24:13.240 Ben Hober that you drop in.

01:24:15.760 Maybe this is just the negative side of me.

01:24:18.440 Things that are just like ice.

01:24:22.060 Beautiful, what's your heart.

01:24:23.760 But I think this...

01:24:24.680 You know, I use it.

01:24:25.520 Listen to the fireplace.

01:24:26.900 Stop this song for a second.

01:24:28.520 You know, maybe it's just me.

01:24:29.640 But I mean, this has always seemed like, oh, it's kind of cute.

01:24:32.620 But then I heard it done by Dean Martin.

01:24:34.540 And Dean Martin, you know, you couldn't trust.

01:24:36.740 I mean, he was a friend of Frank Sinatra.

01:24:38.780 You know what I'm saying?

01:24:39.440 I mean, unions.

01:24:43.720 So then I hear it from Dean Martin.

01:24:47.220 And I think there's something here.

01:24:50.720 There's something much deeper than this.

01:24:52.640 In fact, go back to the beginning.

01:24:53.880 I just want you to listen to the words.

01:24:56.920 And now it seems like, oh, it's almost like a Rankin and Bass Christmas cartoon.

01:25:02.900 But baby, it's cold outside.

01:25:06.480 But baby, it's cold outside.

01:25:08.600 Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:25:10.000 First, she says, I really can't stay.

01:25:12.100 And he says, but baby, it's cold outside.

01:25:15.560 All right, so if I may.

01:25:19.100 In other words, what he's saying is, guess what, skank?

01:25:22.380 Put out or I'm going to leave you stranded in sub-zero temperatures.

01:25:25.040 You know what I mean?

01:25:25.620 It's cold outside.

01:25:26.960 Now, you might think that's a little dramatic.

01:25:29.800 You know, right now.

01:25:31.920 But may I lay the rest of the song out to provide some context?

01:25:37.320 Go ahead.

01:25:38.600 I've been hoping that you drop in.

01:25:41.700 Okay, okay, okay.

01:25:44.200 Now, here she's saying, I really can't stay.

01:25:45.980 She's trying to politely get out of there.

01:25:48.100 I've got to go away.

01:25:49.560 You know, that's what she says.

01:25:50.480 I've got to go away.

01:25:52.000 When was the last time you said, I've got to go away?

01:25:54.840 To somebody who's, hey, no, you just stay with me.

01:25:57.900 I've got to go away.

01:25:58.980 You don't say, I've got to go away.

01:26:02.360 And she says, the evening's been so very, very nice.

01:26:06.200 She's trying to act like nothing's wrong and excuse herself.

01:26:10.800 Right?

01:26:12.180 I've got to go away.

01:26:13.880 The evening's been very, very nice.

01:26:17.160 And then what does he tell her he's going to do?

01:26:19.520 Listen to this.

01:26:20.200 Stop.

01:26:28.380 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:26:29.880 Holding your hand, that's a sign of affection, right?

01:26:34.520 Holding your hands, that's restraint.

01:26:38.600 That's a form of imprisonment.

01:26:42.360 Then she says, they're just like ice.

01:26:47.340 Beautiful, what's your heart?

01:26:50.760 Listen to this.

01:26:51.600 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:26:53.140 She says, my mother will start to worry, and my father will be pacing the floor,

01:26:58.320 which is exactly the thing that a hostage says.

01:27:01.200 If my contact doesn't hear from me, they're going to come looking.

01:27:04.120 And then what does he say in response?

01:27:06.600 Listen to this.

01:27:08.600 Listen to the fireplace roar.

01:27:11.980 Stop.

01:27:13.540 See what I'm saying?

01:27:16.100 You didn't catch it?

01:27:17.400 Let me tell you something.

01:27:18.140 You're never going to work for the FBI unless you follow along.

01:27:21.440 You've got a hostage situation.

01:27:23.240 He's holding her hands.

01:27:25.080 She's saying, somebody's going to come for me.

01:27:28.260 They know where I am.

01:27:29.180 And then he says, listen to the fireplace roar.

01:27:33.460 In other words, I'll burn you alive if you don't stay and put out.

01:27:38.600 That's what I'm hearing here.

01:27:41.500 Oh, how did we miss this our whole life?

01:27:44.080 Then she decides it's escalating too fast.

01:27:47.360 Listen to what she says.

01:27:48.060 To the fireplace roar.

01:27:51.420 Beautiful, please don't hurry.

01:27:53.740 Put some records on while I pour.

01:27:57.360 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:27:59.200 So she decides it's escalating out of control.

01:28:02.480 Well, well, okay, maybe just one more drink.

01:28:07.960 Just one more drink.

01:28:08.880 And then he distracts her.

01:28:10.380 He says, you put on some records.

01:28:12.300 First of all, who plays records anymore?

01:28:14.720 Serial killers.

01:28:17.360 She says, oh, okay, maybe half a drink more.

01:28:21.420 Maybe just half a drink.

01:28:22.880 And he says, yeah, put on some of those records while I pour.

01:28:28.220 So now he's set up to pour the drink while her attention is elsewhere.

01:28:34.000 What does he do?

01:28:35.520 He drugs the drinks.

01:28:37.720 Hello?

01:28:37.980 As evidenced by what she says next.

01:28:42.840 Put some records on while I pour.

01:28:45.420 Baby, it's bad out there.

01:28:48.900 No caps to be had.

01:28:50.420 Stop, stop, there it is, your honor.

01:28:52.340 Say, what's in this drink?

01:28:56.400 Then she says.

01:28:58.540 But no caps to be had out there.

01:29:02.380 Your eyes are like starlight.

01:29:04.300 I wish I knew how.

01:29:04.960 To break this spell.

01:29:08.740 I wish I.

01:29:09.560 Say, what's in this drink?

01:29:12.100 I wish I knew how to break this spell.

01:29:15.880 In other words.

01:29:17.100 I think I just ingested a date rape drug.

01:29:20.980 I'd like to stop the effects now.

01:29:23.940 He's going to burn me to death.

01:29:27.120 Oh, dad.

01:29:28.620 In the middle of it.

01:29:30.940 He says.

01:29:32.620 Like this.

01:29:34.340 I'll take your hat.

01:29:36.580 Your hair looks swell.

01:29:39.640 Okay.

01:29:40.080 All right.

01:29:40.500 All right.

01:29:40.840 He says, your eyes are like starlight now.

01:29:43.760 Clearly the effects of GHB kicking in now.

01:29:46.440 And then he says, I'm going to take your hat.

01:29:49.920 Yes.

01:29:50.880 At her most vulnerable moment, he begins to take her clothes off.

01:29:55.300 Then she says, mind if I move in.

01:29:59.620 Wait, wait, wait.

01:30:00.660 She says, I ought to say no, no, no.

01:30:03.240 But she can't.

01:30:04.060 Why?

01:30:04.600 Because she's basically paralyzed now.

01:30:07.260 Laying next to the fire where he's, she's terrified he's going to burn her to death.

01:30:11.720 And he mockingly says, mind if I move in close?

01:30:16.240 No.

01:30:16.500 This is a horror movie.

01:30:18.280 Knowing she can't resist, she takes solace in the fact that she at least has tried to

01:30:25.340 stop his advances.

01:30:28.160 And then he says.

01:30:30.340 Take your hat.

01:30:31.740 Your hair looks swell.

01:30:34.760 Why?

01:30:35.600 I know.

01:30:36.360 But I can't.

01:30:36.980 I try.

01:30:38.400 What's the sense of you?

01:30:39.320 At least I'm going to say that I try.

01:30:42.120 Hold on.

01:30:43.140 Baby, it's cold outside.

01:30:45.280 Okay, look, I mean, the song, stop it.

01:30:48.160 We should never play this again.

01:30:50.060 It is, it's the nightmare before Christmas.

01:30:54.260 You know, it just goes on and on and on.

01:30:57.000 You know, I simply must go.

01:30:58.600 The clear answer is no.

01:31:00.460 Yet he keeps coming and coming and coming.

01:31:03.560 You know what this is?

01:31:04.580 This is the story of the guy that dogged the bounty hunter arrested in Mexico.

01:31:08.600 Oh, the welcome has been so nice and warm.

01:31:14.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:31:16.820 That warmth is, you know, the warmth that GHB induces.

01:31:20.340 You see what I'm saying?

01:31:21.420 Your lips look delicious.

01:31:23.360 Oh, I bet they do.

01:31:25.580 Hannibal the cannibal.

01:31:30.580 I get it.

01:31:32.500 Put out or you're going to find yourself in an icy grave.

01:31:36.220 Merry Christmas.

01:31:37.140 Is that true?

01:31:39.800 That's amazing.

01:31:40.840 Is it just me?

01:31:41.640 That is 10 years ago.

01:31:43.040 It was, I think, just me 10 years ago.

01:31:45.160 It was, and now it's not.

01:31:46.500 And that was, that was something that, that was something that was a comedic observation 10 years ago.

01:31:54.780 Yeah, it was.

01:31:55.560 I mean, you never think we'd get to that ridiculous point.

01:31:59.100 Now, this is why there is no comedy anymore.

01:32:02.560 Because the things that are funny, you have to take it to the extreme.

01:32:08.080 How do you take America to the extreme now?

01:32:11.340 It's already, it lives at the extreme.

01:32:13.700 You're never more than 30 or 60 seconds away from content on this program.

01:32:23.720 We are so glad that you're here.

01:32:25.060 Let me talk a little bit about the X chair.

01:32:28.240 Stu, I should make him stand, quite honestly.

01:32:31.600 At least I'd feel I was getting something, you know, for the money that I pay him.

01:32:37.800 At least standing.

01:32:39.040 Good luck on that one.

01:32:40.140 It's been a long time you've been paying me.

01:32:41.540 You're never, you're never going to turn that equation correctly.

01:32:43.160 I'm never going to turn it around, am I?

01:32:44.300 No.

01:32:44.680 No.

01:32:45.740 Anyway, so we just got new chairs for the studio.

01:32:48.520 It's the X chair.

01:32:49.760 And, you know, the average person spends more time in their office chair than they do in bed.

01:32:58.500 Right.

01:32:58.940 Because you're at work all the time and you're, and not to mention the things you're doing.

01:33:01.960 You're not in comfort, right?

01:33:03.180 You're hunched over a computer or you're taking a phone call.

01:33:06.020 You need to be able to have a chair that actually makes you comfortable.

01:33:09.860 And we've tried a bunch of them and we've never found one like the X chair.

01:33:13.340 So the X chair has all these different settings.

01:33:16.000 And I mean, it really, I mean, it's practically a spaceship, but they've just come out with

01:33:21.980 the X basic, the X basic still gets all of the, you know, dynamic variable lumbar support.

01:33:28.620 You get the height adjustment, the optional headrest.

01:33:31.720 You have all of that stuff.

01:33:32.940 And it's a much lower price.

01:33:36.500 It is perfectly priced for the holidays.

01:33:38.920 They also have it for a hundred dollars off.

01:33:41.200 This is the only audience that is able to purchase this chair at this point.

01:33:45.640 This is brand new.

01:33:47.280 You can call 844-4X chair, 844-4X chair.

01:33:52.100 So you can get the, you know, super whiz bang or you can get the basic, which is still

01:33:56.140 a thousand times better than anything else that you're probably sitting in.

01:34:00.720 It also comes back with a 30 day, no question asked guarantee of complete satisfaction.

01:34:06.000 So if your body is like, I don't really like that, send it back.

01:34:09.600 No big, no big deal.

01:34:10.880 You don't lose a dime on it.

01:34:12.320 They take care of it.

01:34:13.960 They want you to be satisfied.

01:34:15.220 They want you to be comfortable.

01:34:16.240 This is a great chair.

01:34:18.020 Get it for a holiday, perfect employee or, you know, or your spouse, your office chair

01:34:23.220 at home.

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01:34:35.060 We break for 10 second network ID.

01:34:46.240 So, uh, how long do I have to look at your ugly sweater?

01:34:57.600 Uh, it lights up.

01:34:59.140 It does light up.

01:35:00.040 What you don't know is during the breaks, Stu just makes it worse by, uh, pushing a little

01:35:07.300 button on his sweater.

01:35:08.580 Yeah.

01:35:08.980 Cause the sweater doesn't just light up, which is always, is always a good part of a sweater.

01:35:12.460 No, you, you want it to make loud noises, uh, and his, uh, his sweater does.

01:35:18.200 Yeah.

01:35:18.280 It plays music too.

01:35:19.420 Yeah.

01:35:19.620 So you just, uh, oh, you have to, I mean, you know, why would you not go with the Eagles

01:35:34.340 theme song every single break to annoy Glenn?

01:35:37.260 I mean, that really sounds like, what does it sound like?

01:35:39.940 It sounds like, it sounds a little like, uh, uh, uh, like, uh, like this.

01:35:44.100 Hang on just a second.

01:35:45.220 It's not on my sweater, so it doesn't come up right away.

01:35:50.140 The Soviet national anthem.

01:35:52.620 Yes.

01:35:53.120 You push the button on my sweater.

01:35:56.600 I would believe that from you.

01:35:59.420 I mean, the fly Eagles fly kind of sounds like the old Soviet national anthem.

01:36:04.120 I don't know.

01:36:05.160 I mean, it's an Eagle.

01:36:06.400 It's a national symbol.

01:36:07.780 Uh huh.

01:36:08.260 Um, you know, the lyrics also in that Soviet national anthem also had, we're the land of

01:36:13.380 liberty and, and we're a free people.

01:36:16.520 There you go.

01:36:16.900 So there you go.

01:36:18.520 Uh, last night I took, uh, I took Rafe out to, uh, a movie cause I promised him he's, he's

01:36:25.720 wanted to see, um, Deadpool Deadpool.

01:36:30.300 And, uh, I have not seen it.

01:36:32.360 I know it's rated R and it's very rated R too.

01:36:34.860 Yeah.

01:36:35.040 It's very rated R.

01:36:36.040 It's really over the top.

01:36:37.380 Um, so I haven't seen it.

01:36:39.120 He obviously hasn't seen it, but he's wanted to see it.

01:36:41.940 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:36:43.200 So, um, I said, there's a new cut of this.

01:36:47.740 Now this is something that conservatives have been asking for forever.

01:36:52.320 Can you cut the rated R?

01:36:54.840 Can you give it a cut for us prudes?

01:36:59.040 Well, they've done it.

01:37:00.780 They've done it.

01:37:01.780 This is the first time.

01:37:02.900 And it's, I think, brilliant.

01:37:05.140 First of all, they double dip.

01:37:07.040 You have the rated R audience that goes too far.

01:37:10.000 And then you have the PG 13 that still goes really, really far.

01:37:15.720 Um, but, uh, you, you, you have that standard now and you have that choice.

01:37:21.460 This is what we've been asking the movie companies to do for ever.

01:37:27.500 Why can't we have, uh, what is it?

01:37:30.120 Uh, the angel thing vid angel, right?

01:37:33.980 Yeah.

01:37:34.360 Why can't we have that?

01:37:36.120 Well, cause it's an art thing.

01:37:37.940 You're losing money.

01:37:40.140 Right.

01:37:40.560 Which is not usually what, where Hollywood goes.

01:37:43.160 Now, sure.

01:37:43.740 There's indie films that maybe they can make the art argument on, but Deadpool.

01:37:47.420 Yeah.

01:37:47.740 They're trying to make a lot of cash.

01:37:49.040 And it was, it was, the first one was really funny.

01:37:50.740 The second one was funny too.

01:37:52.220 So I didn't, I don't know.

01:37:53.280 I haven't seen either of them.

01:37:54.420 And you might go see this and say, Oh, they butchered the movie.

01:37:57.320 I think it was really, really funny.

01:38:00.640 And, and especially the way they did it.

01:38:03.060 They didn't just go and edit this movie.

01:38:05.440 They filmed about 30 minutes extra.

01:38:07.940 Cause that was my question with this whole process.

01:38:10.400 I saw Deadpool to the rated R version when it first came out.

01:38:13.440 And if you just edited it to make it PG 13, it would be like four minutes long.

01:38:17.780 Like there's, I think you will.

01:38:20.320 I think you will really, I think you'll really like it.

01:38:23.860 They really made it into a new product though.

01:38:26.240 It is because it starts out.

01:38:28.280 It's so great.

01:38:28.820 And I thought this was just for the trailer.

01:38:30.340 I thought they were just going to cut this movie and, you know, make it shorter and,

01:38:34.160 you know, take some of the stuff out, but they didn't.

01:38:35.860 It starts exactly like the opening scene of, of a princess bride when the grandpa is sitting

01:38:47.280 there in the chair.

01:38:48.080 Okay.

01:38:49.000 So you don't have the mom in there, et cetera.

01:38:51.740 But when grandpa is there and he's like, Hey, I brought something.

01:38:55.960 I brought a book.

01:38:56.620 That's Deadpool playing the grandpa.

01:38:59.400 The room looks exactly the same.

01:39:02.000 And Fred Savage is in it, but he's wearing a wedding ring and he's, he's an adult.

01:39:07.420 And he wakes up as if from a drug induced state.

01:39:11.120 And he's like, where am I?

01:39:12.760 What, what is happening?

01:39:13.980 And he's like, Hey fella, I've got a little book for you.

01:39:18.680 I'm going to read.

01:39:19.420 He's like, what is, where is this?

01:39:22.440 The set from, is this the movie set from?

01:39:25.780 Yeah, it is.

01:39:26.780 And so they recreate, except he's hostage.

01:39:30.740 And this is all in the trailer, by the way.

01:39:32.340 These are not, yeah, I'm not, yeah, I'm not giving away anything, but it is, it goes

01:39:37.600 throughout the movie.

01:39:38.580 It keeps going back just like the princess bride, which I thought was brilliant, really,

01:39:45.740 really brilliant and very, very funny.

01:39:49.780 At one point, I'm not going to give it away, but the Deadpool character with Fred Savage

01:39:58.880 uses, he's got a little boop boop where he can bleep words because it's a PG-13.

01:40:04.980 And Fred uses a different F word that is not bad.

01:40:12.280 And that's worth the price of admission alone, the way it's used against him in that scene.

01:40:17.800 Very funny.

01:40:18.460 Very, very funny.

01:40:19.300 That whole, you know, the whole premise of that is it's very aware of itself being a

01:40:23.920 movie.

01:40:24.620 The whole, you know, the whole movie's about that.

01:40:27.080 So lazy writing.

01:40:28.860 Yeah.

01:40:29.420 Yeah.

01:40:30.420 That's good.

01:40:31.120 I feel like that's a really, that's something we should.

01:40:33.720 Even if you don't like Deadpool and you don't care about Deadpool, it's something we should

01:40:38.020 be praising Hollywood for a little bit because that's something we have demanded for a long

01:40:41.660 time.

01:40:43.100 You know, make it, make it so other, you know, so people can see it.

01:40:45.620 You don't have to have every F bomb in the, in the movie.

01:40:48.440 You don't have to have every sex scene in the movie.

01:40:50.000 We still want to see these movies and there have been some services.

01:40:53.620 I know VidAngel was one of them.

01:40:54.600 Is it, is it, there's another clean flicks, pure flicks, one of those.

01:40:58.100 Yeah.

01:40:58.720 Pure flicks.

01:40:59.620 I can't remember which one.

01:41:00.220 I can't remember.

01:41:00.680 But there's a service, I know Pat Gray from Pat Gray Unleashed uses it on Netflix and

01:41:05.320 you can watch any movie and it will like edit it.

01:41:08.680 So you can, you can take out whatever you want.

01:41:10.660 You can take out swears, you can take out sex scenes.

01:41:12.380 I don't know if Jeffy would be here.

01:41:14.020 He would say he wanted to add in more sex scenes.

01:41:15.900 I don't think it does that.

01:41:16.860 It doesn't do that.

01:41:17.360 But other than that, it's pretty, it's pretty handy.

01:41:19.060 But I mean, the idea that they would go through and instead of just a strict edit, actually

01:41:23.300 make something new out of the movie to please audiences that maybe don't want to see all

01:41:27.520 the R-rated stuff.

01:41:28.220 That's a great outcome.

01:41:29.020 I thought it was brilliant.

01:41:30.400 I thought it was brilliant because the kids want to see that movie, you know, and it's

01:41:35.440 the only one they can't see and it only makes them want to see it more.

01:41:39.140 Of all the Marvel movies, right?

01:41:40.660 This is the only one that's the only R.

01:41:43.840 Yeah.

01:41:44.100 And it just based on the PG-13, I could imagine what the R was like.

01:41:50.200 That's got to be a hard R.

01:41:51.520 Oh, yes.

01:41:52.380 Because it's very, yeah.

01:41:54.340 It pushes the boundaries quite a bit.

01:41:56.020 But that's sort of a joke, right?

01:41:57.240 Like, it's very violent.

01:41:59.200 It's, you know, there's lots of references.

01:42:01.220 There's lots of swearing.

01:42:02.580 It definitely goes.

01:42:03.500 I mean, that's the whole point of it, right?

01:42:04.620 Yeah.

01:42:04.720 I think the charm of that character, outside of his cynicism and sort of sarcastic nature,

01:42:09.620 is the idea that you're combining this, like, thing that you normally see in a kid's movie

01:42:14.640 with everything you would never see in a kid's movie.

01:42:17.740 So let's just say this, you should be aware that had my wife attended this PG-13 movie and

01:42:27.740 it wasn't the two boys in the theater, it may have, we may not have made it to the end.

01:42:35.340 They pushed this PG-13 as far as they can push it.

01:42:39.960 But I would imagine it's very clean compared to the actual version.

01:42:46.640 And even if you saw the original, see this one.

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01:44:03.680 Andrew Heaton, he's coming up next here on the Glenn Beck Program.

01:44:06.180 This is the Glenn Beck Program.

01:44:13.560 We welcome to the show Mr. Andrew Heaton, who has a podcast on Blaze TV called Something's

01:44:22.320 Up, Something's Off with Andrew Heaton.

01:44:26.400 And when you get to know him, there really is something off with Andrew Heaton.

01:44:33.280 Thank you for having me back.

01:44:33.960 Good to be here.

01:44:34.740 So I wanted to start with this, Andrew.

01:44:37.660 I don't know if you've been following the Russian spy thing that was libertarian, I guess?

01:44:44.400 Marina Butina.

01:44:45.180 Yeah.

01:44:45.340 Well, she was, I think she'd been to Freedom Fest a couple of times.

01:44:49.260 And Freedom Fest is a big libertarian gathering in the desert that happens every year.

01:44:53.520 And I think she'd been there.

01:44:54.680 And I've, I actually, I did warm up for William Shatner there a couple of years ago, which is

01:44:59.620 the highlight of my comedic career, by the way, is doing jokes for William Shatner and

01:45:03.140 then sneaking up behind him and going, can I get a picture?

01:45:05.260 And him going, you're very funny.

01:45:07.380 And I was like, great.

01:45:08.320 It doesn't matter if anyone thinks I'm fine.

01:45:10.660 I don't think I met her.

01:45:11.700 And I was kind of worried because I have kind of a thing for redheads.

01:45:14.120 And this is pretty well documented.

01:45:15.860 And so I was like.

01:45:17.200 You mean by like the police?

01:45:18.480 Yeah.

01:45:19.020 I'm sure that there's all sorts of organizations keeping tabs on me.

01:45:21.860 And so what I saw that I was like, wait a minute.

01:45:23.580 And like, and I dated a young lady who's from a different country who's a redhead.

01:45:27.460 So when I first saw that headline of like spy, I was like, oh, wow.

01:45:29.800 No, it's not her.

01:45:30.660 I didn't, I didn't, I didn't date Marina Butina.

01:45:32.380 But I do, I'm going to take the contrarian approach on this and say like, thank you, Russia,

01:45:38.900 for having the decency and the gentlemanliness of sending us hot spies.

01:45:44.440 That is some old school gentleman tactics that has fallen out of use in international

01:45:48.840 diplomacy.

01:45:49.620 There's one country I'm thinking of.

01:45:50.760 I'm not going to mention which one it is.

01:45:52.160 But from what I can tell, all they're doing is hacking us from a basement somewhere in

01:45:55.500 China.

01:45:56.200 And I appreciate the fact that the Russians will at least send over hot women to seduce

01:46:01.420 our guys.

01:46:02.080 Wasn't that part of the Cold War era?

01:46:03.900 Wasn't that, I mean.

01:46:04.760 It was the best part of the Cold War era.

01:46:06.280 We got good Twilight Zone episodes and we got, we got these hot spies to come over.

01:46:10.320 Exactly right.

01:46:10.900 Yeah.

01:46:11.100 It was like the constant fear of nuclear death was alleviated somewhat by the fact that, you

01:46:16.100 know, you might end up having a fling with a Russian agent.

01:46:18.580 That was cool.

01:46:19.560 And they're, they're keeping that alive.

01:46:21.180 Thank you.

01:46:21.640 Thank you, Russia.

01:46:22.400 Like that tells me they respect us.

01:46:24.160 Right.

01:46:24.680 I think too, the, the change from the Soviet Union to Russia and, and just whatever bit

01:46:30.100 of capitalism entered their world in that transition really made their women hotter.

01:46:35.320 Like there were not, they, that's their biggest export at this point are just really attractive

01:46:39.940 women.

01:46:40.400 Yeah.

01:46:40.720 That was not the case.

01:46:41.400 You go back and look at some of those, like, you know, uh, Olympic teams from the seventies

01:46:44.440 and eighties.

01:46:45.000 It's, it's, it's, they were not the case.

01:46:46.800 Yeah.

01:46:46.960 You got Anna Kornikova and Maria Sharapova and there's a constant flow.

01:46:51.400 Maybe they were just hot, but sad and starving.

01:46:53.800 I don't like, I'd have to go back and look.

01:46:55.580 It's possible that you look and you're like, Oh, I can't, I'm not remotely aroused because

01:46:58.860 of the misery of that place.

01:47:00.120 And that's probably good.

01:47:01.680 I just remember them being big and frightening, you know, like that's not a woman, is it?

01:47:12.940 I mean, you know, right now you're like with, with transgenderism and you know, you kind

01:47:18.480 of, but this was, they weren't trying not to be women.

01:47:22.200 They were women.

01:47:23.460 They just looked like big men.

01:47:25.700 What do the men look like?

01:47:27.780 They were all like the hurly burly, like barrel chested, like, uh, drunks.

01:47:32.020 Okay.

01:47:32.640 So it's just, it's a nation of weightlifters.

01:47:34.420 Yes.

01:47:34.860 Pretty much.

01:47:35.720 That's my entire stereotype.

01:47:37.060 Or gymnasts.

01:47:38.440 Or chess players.

01:47:39.620 Right.

01:47:40.060 They're really into chess.

01:47:40.920 Right.

01:47:41.180 Yeah.

01:47:41.360 Right.

01:47:41.680 Right.

01:47:42.280 So, uh, so you never met her.

01:47:44.640 I don't think it's possible.

01:47:45.860 I met her.

01:47:46.160 It wouldn't surprise me, but I'm, I'm confident I didn't date her.

01:47:48.860 Right.

01:47:49.160 I'm like that.

01:47:49.740 That's the thing that I had to do a quick.

01:47:50.940 Cause you've dated almost all the libertarian women.

01:47:53.200 There are eight and I have dated five.

01:47:54.880 Uh, so the remaining three, it's just a, if they get divorced, I got to swoop in.

01:47:58.820 We should point out that technically, because since she was a Russian spy, it's really only

01:48:02.280 seven.

01:48:02.780 That's true.

01:48:03.180 You're right.

01:48:03.480 There's actually only seven and we can infer that one of them's probably a spy and the

01:48:06.880 remaining seven.

01:48:07.860 So, right.

01:48:08.280 So yes, it's, it's a pretty slim number.

01:48:10.580 Yeah.

01:48:11.080 It's kind of a sad life you live.

01:48:12.900 Yes.

01:48:13.220 I, we're, we're all in agreement.

01:48:14.720 Uh, it's, you know, I'm a snappy dresser with a sad life.

01:48:16.820 Yeah.

01:48:17.300 So, um, you've been covering a couple of stories that, uh, you know, have not been covered by the

01:48:21.880 mainstream media or really anybody else, uh, that's the name something's off with Andrew

01:48:27.140 Heaton.

01:48:27.940 Well, you know, I, there's a few things we endeavor to do.

01:48:29.880 Uh, it is a fun podcast.

01:48:31.620 It's a thoughtful podcast.

01:48:32.940 And, uh, so I do, uh, I bring on a lot of people to have discourse.

01:48:37.080 The, the motto of the show is, uh, um, good and intelligent people can disagree on matters

01:48:41.500 of substance.

01:48:42.000 But before I get into that thoughtful stuff, I try and find headlines that I don't feel

01:48:47.040 are getting sufficient attention in the national media.

01:48:49.020 And this week, uh, I didn't even do multiple headlines.

01:48:51.640 I dedicated like a full block to trying to unravel this story, which I believe is what's

01:48:55.800 going to get me the Pulitzer this next year.

01:48:57.320 Really?

01:48:57.660 Which is one of my goals for 2019.

01:48:58.900 Wow.

01:48:59.200 Okay.

01:48:59.600 All right.

01:48:59.860 Is get a Pulitzer.

01:49:00.300 So what was the story that you were?

01:49:02.220 So, and I, I need to stress, I'm not making any of this up.

01:49:05.060 This is all totally legitimate.

01:49:06.380 Okay.

01:49:06.560 Uh, scientists were concerned that in, in Hawaii, endangered monk seals kept being found

01:49:13.040 with dead eels up their nostrils, that they were apparently snorting eels.

01:49:18.920 Right.

01:49:19.280 And have you seen this?

01:49:20.380 Yeah.

01:49:20.580 I saw the picture.

01:49:21.720 It's creepy.

01:49:22.340 And they don't seem to mind it.

01:49:24.020 They seem, I don't know seal psychology super bright, but they appear to be kind of blithely

01:49:29.440 unaware.

01:49:29.960 I would, or, or the fact that they don't have hands.

01:49:32.760 They know there's nothing they can do about it.

01:49:34.620 So it's like, whatever.

01:49:35.400 They're the Buddhists of the, uh, the animal world where they're like, you know what?

01:49:39.460 Like, can't, can't do anything about it.

01:49:40.920 So don't reject it.

01:49:41.660 Just, just roll with the punch.

01:49:43.420 Uh, yeah, they, they, so it started out with this photo that's gone viral where there's,

01:49:47.900 there's this seal monk that looks like it's half asleep with this two inches of, of eel

01:49:52.320 dangling out of his nostril.

01:49:53.600 And this scientist, it was spotted on, you know, one of these endangered species cams or

01:49:57.680 whatever, whatever the scientists have set up there.

01:49:59.320 And so he sent out this email and I, I did some research on this.

01:50:02.240 The email subject line was just eel in nose question mark.

01:50:06.260 And it was him emailing the other scientists to see if there was a protocol for removing

01:50:09.880 eels from seal noses.

01:50:11.760 And they had to do a back and forth.

01:50:12.820 And eventually they're like, apparently we don't have this in the handbook.

01:50:14.660 Like, so some guy just went out there and like pulled it out like a, like a magic trick.

01:50:18.300 Like one of those handkerchiefs the magician has took out this dead, uh, dead, uh, it was

01:50:22.740 dead.

01:50:23.180 It was, yeah, yeah.

01:50:23.820 It's, it's, I don't know how long it was alive.

01:50:26.120 By the time they got it, it was dead.

01:50:27.400 The seal was fine.

01:50:28.480 Uh, the seal was fine.

01:50:29.440 Uh, although this is one of the concerns they have is that if, if this keeps happening

01:50:33.740 and they found like, they've got like five documented cases of this now, uh, at least four,

01:50:37.840 they said four or five.

01:50:38.820 So I assume one of them might be the same.

01:50:40.160 They're just not sure.

01:50:40.640 Um, but their, their fear is that if this keeps happening, that the, uh, the monk seals

01:50:45.160 will either get pneumonia or there just might be general health complications from having

01:50:48.940 a rotting eel carcass in your nostril, which I think is a fair assumption.

01:50:52.380 And so I, so are the, are the eels crawling in against the will of the seal?

01:50:59.360 That is a great question.

01:51:00.560 Or are they, are the eels going somehow or another, come see what's inside the cavern of

01:51:07.660 my face.

01:51:08.200 Okay.

01:51:08.880 Great question.

01:51:09.760 And this is what has been racking the scientific community, uh, these few months since this

01:51:13.820 started happening.

01:51:14.720 Uh, we're, we're putting, we're putting cures for cancer on the back burner and we're all

01:51:18.480 trying to figure out, uh, Oh, it's important.

01:51:20.240 I mean, I'm a doctor, so I understand I'm a deputy scientist, right?

01:51:23.040 I own a lab coat.

01:51:23.860 That's how that works under us law.

01:51:24.980 Uh, and, uh, no, so the, the, there's kind of three prevailing theories and I've got my

01:51:29.220 own fourth theory.

01:51:30.060 The, the first theory is that the monk seals when they're, they're hunting and they eat eels

01:51:34.780 among the eels, urchins and octopi.

01:51:36.720 Uh, the theory is that they will find a hole underwater and just kind of shove their head

01:51:40.680 into it and start grounding around and there'll be an eel inside.

01:51:44.280 And the only orifice with which it could escape is the seal nostril from the perspective of

01:51:49.520 the eel.

01:51:49.940 So it just shoots up there trying to escape.

01:51:51.920 That doesn't work.

01:51:52.340 So that's one theory, right?

01:51:53.320 That's a pretty good theory.

01:51:54.560 And that's pretty smart.

01:51:55.260 I feel like that's a good idea from the eel.

01:51:57.680 It's actually pretty smart.

01:51:59.020 It's, you know what?

01:51:59.540 Like, I mean, shoot the moon.

01:52:00.600 If you can make it through that whole gastrointestinal track, that would, you would be the greatest

01:52:04.020 eel of all time if you could work your way through there.

01:52:05.940 But so far, well, you know what?

01:52:07.460 Maybe they have, we're only seeing the dead ones, right?

01:52:09.620 Maybe, maybe the really fast eels get out.

01:52:11.980 Uh, I don't think it's super likely because apparently, again, I spent way too much time

01:52:16.720 researching this.

01:52:17.460 Uh, seals have pretty good muscle retention in their nostrils.

01:52:20.280 Like, I think it's almost like a sphincter or something where they can control that hole.

01:52:23.580 So I don't think it's likely something could force it in, which brings us to theory number

01:52:26.780 two, which is that they're vomiting out the eels.

01:52:29.640 So like, if you've ever, you know, shoot Mr. Pip out your nose when you're laughing

01:52:32.660 because you were watching Newhart.

01:52:34.080 Right.

01:52:34.500 Newhart, great show.

01:52:35.340 And you're, you're watching that and Bob Newhart just, you're always so funny.

01:52:38.260 Yeah.

01:52:38.460 And you, you shoot out that Mr. Pip out your nose.

01:52:40.120 Could be something like that, right?

01:52:41.940 Um, again, but it's like the whole eel.

01:52:44.500 So I don't think that's like, and the, the third one, which is kind of the one the scientists

01:52:48.660 seem to be gravitating towards is, and I'm not, again, this is them, not me.

01:52:52.620 Teenagers are dumb.

01:52:53.940 Their theory is that just, there are dumb monk seal, probably males that just snort eels

01:52:58.980 for the hell of it because why not to impress their, their seal buddies?

01:53:02.380 So it's like the tea, it's like the seals.

01:53:05.640 Tide pod.

01:53:06.040 It's like drag racing.

01:53:07.040 It's like tide pods.

01:53:07.680 It's a stupid thing.

01:53:09.020 It's like they're, the seal adults are like, look at the damn teenagers.

01:53:12.240 Our entire society of seals going to be wiped out in the next generation.

01:53:17.060 The elder seals are talking about how the water used to be wetter and how the young

01:53:21.320 seals are narcissistic.

01:53:22.560 They don't have proper seal respect and they don't clap their flippers as well.

01:53:26.540 Right.

01:53:26.680 My, my theory, by the way, is I, I think there's probably cocaine in them.

01:53:29.580 I think that there's cocaine inside the eels.

01:53:31.340 I don't know where cocaine comes from, but it's probably eels.

01:53:33.420 It comes from plants.

01:53:34.560 It does it?

01:53:35.480 Well, maybe.

01:53:36.380 Then I guess those eels are eaten.

01:53:37.840 Cause that's the only thing I can think of that would compel an edible to suck an eel up

01:53:40.680 or any, any species to suck an eel up its nose.

01:53:43.340 That's the only thing I can think of.

01:53:44.520 Yeah.

01:53:45.100 Yeah.

01:53:45.240 Okay.

01:53:45.900 Um, let me, let me switch, uh, topics, uh, to, uh, so if you're on the Pulitzer committee,

01:53:51.480 if you're listening, you're on the Pulitzer committee, I'm doing yeoman's work here.

01:53:55.120 It's a big investigation.

01:53:56.760 It's, it's on the level with the Miami Herald with, uh, all the, the stuff they did this,

01:54:01.900 the, uh, the Epstein case.

01:54:03.520 I mean, there's a, there's a few nominees, uh, but you're there.

01:54:06.600 I'd share it with the Miami Herald.

01:54:07.960 So, you know, he, he does have an Emmy.

01:54:10.160 He won an Emmy.

01:54:10.840 Uh, I, I, I, I was given an Emmy by John Stossel.

01:54:15.600 I, I've got, I, so, so John Stossel, great guy that I, I worked with, uh, or I worked near,

01:54:21.000 I wasn't on the same team as him at Fox business, but this is the worst award ever.

01:54:24.380 So he, he was given to you.

01:54:25.680 He won it.

01:54:26.280 He gave it to you and you weren't even working with him.

01:54:28.600 That's not winning an Emmy.

01:54:29.560 Well, so you can't put that on the resume.

01:54:31.020 So, so, so John, who, uh, if you don't know John, John's an incredibly smart guy and a very

01:54:35.400 nice guy, very nice guy, but also the least sentimental human being I've ever met.

01:54:39.080 Like he just doesn't, it's like he had to like, he is like what AI is going to be.

01:54:43.100 Yeah.

01:54:43.420 He, he, like, he looks up like human emotions on Wikipedia, like reads about him.

01:54:48.120 Yes.

01:54:48.360 Uh, and so for a while, what he would do is he, uh, he would have these, he has like,

01:54:52.060 I think eight national Emmys, which are big deal.

01:54:54.120 And he has like 400 local Emmys, which are important, but not as big of a deal.

01:54:58.020 So when he would go to college campuses, whoever asked the best question, he would just give

01:55:01.740 them a local Emmy.

01:55:02.880 So when I left Fox, I went like, uh, John, if you're just passing out Emmys, I'd take

01:55:08.560 one.

01:55:08.840 And he's like, why should I give it to you?

01:55:10.480 And I was like, well, because you know, I do political satire and just walked over and handed

01:55:13.540 me a national Emmy and was like, here you go.

01:55:15.420 And, uh, so I thought this was really, and the way, and the way he,

01:55:18.360 he told this to me, he was like, Hey, you know, John really thought this was a funny

01:55:21.240 thing that we did and everything else.

01:55:23.060 So I'm on a plane with, uh, uh, with John just a few weeks ago.

01:55:26.840 And we're, we're flying to, I don't remember Bermuda.

01:55:30.760 And, uh, and so he, he hops on the plane and I said, John, I know a friend of yours.

01:55:37.360 And he, he goes off and he talks and says all great stuff about Andrew Heaton and how much

01:55:41.620 he loves him and everything else.

01:55:42.720 And I said, Andrew told me that you gave him a national Emmy.

01:55:47.040 And he's like, Oh yeah.

01:55:48.540 Yeah.

01:55:49.660 You want one?

01:55:50.680 I mean, he's giving them away.

01:55:51.980 Like they're candy.

01:55:53.040 Yeah.

01:55:53.260 Yeah.

01:55:53.700 No, no, no, no, John was probably just tired of dusting.

01:55:58.100 Yeah.

01:55:58.480 That was an easy way to get rid of it.

01:55:59.820 It's incredible.

01:56:01.440 Andrew, uh, Andrew Heaton.

01:56:03.120 Something's off with Andrew Heaton is the podcast.

01:56:05.380 Subscribe to it.

01:56:06.240 You're going to love it.

01:56:06.960 It's a, it's a lot of fun.

01:56:08.680 Andrew.

01:56:09.140 Thank you so much.

01:56:09.780 Thank you.

01:56:14.080 So, uh, when you look in the mirror, do you like what you see?

01:56:16.740 Glenn, do you want to answer that question?

01:56:18.500 I don't think I need to.

01:56:19.940 No.

01:56:20.220 I don't think I need to.

01:56:20.840 You never do.

01:56:21.860 A lot of people are, uh, you know, this happens to people.

01:56:23.800 You look at your mirror and you got a little double chin maybe going on or a little sagging

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01:56:42.820 Yes.

01:56:43.040 I did have to look up how to pronounce that word.

01:56:45.620 Is it lipophilic or lipophilic?

01:56:46.820 No, I don't even remember.

01:56:47.920 Um, it works.

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01:57:40.760 So a friend of mine, uh, found this, um, this post and, you know, we've been talking

01:57:50.420 about things you could do for the holidays to cheer people up.

01:57:54.100 And this one's not going to cost you a dime, going to cost you about 40 seconds.

01:57:58.540 I'm going to read this to you from Randy Moa of Bellingham, Washington on his Facebook

01:58:03.080 page.

01:58:03.440 He said, I'm raising my 12 year old grandson, Joe.

01:58:05.920 He's been with me for six and a half years.

01:58:07.720 My wife, Pauline just passed away over a year ago.

01:58:10.440 And so mostly Joe and I are doing fine, but it gets a little dismal around here.

01:58:14.780 Sometimes some of Joe's comments recently have been grandpa.

01:58:18.480 I'm getting tired of just being you and me.

01:58:20.420 Maybe we could get another kid.

01:58:21.860 Uh, grandpa.

01:58:23.360 I don't think people like us, uh, very much.

01:58:25.880 Nobody's coming around.

01:58:27.220 His way to reach out is his YouTube channel.

01:58:29.900 He has over 50 videos posted currently 51 subscribers.

01:58:33.620 His biggest thrill and affirmation is getting a new subscriber.

01:58:36.220 Could you please go to his channel and use the quotation marks, quotation mark, Joe Moa,

01:58:43.300 M O A and quotation marks and, uh, watch a video or two like them and subscribe.

01:58:49.900 Please doesn't cost anything.

01:58:50.960 Just a little time.

01:58:51.820 Joe will be so happy.

01:58:53.820 Also feel free to share this post with your friends, blah, blah, blah.

01:58:56.840 So it is quotation mark, Joe Moa, M O A and quotation marks, um, kids.

01:59:04.680 I've, I've watched a couple of the videos.

01:59:06.260 They're harmless.

01:59:06.900 They're, there's just a, I don't even know how he'll, how old he is.

01:59:10.020 I think he said 12.

01:59:11.280 He's a 12 year old boy.

01:59:12.760 And so he's just doing, you know, 12 year old boy videos, um, and they're harmless and,

01:59:17.660 and, you know, he's a cute kid all by himself, uh, up in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest,

01:59:24.020 um, uh, in Bellingham.

01:59:26.360 And so.

01:59:27.360 This is cool.

01:59:28.000 So you go to YouTube and you search Joe Moa, M O A and his, his channel comes up and you

01:59:32.320 want to, what should we do is you subscribe to it?

01:59:34.580 Like it, like it, yeah, there's a subscription page for YouTube, right?

01:59:38.220 So click subscribe and see how, cause he's going to come, he has like whatever for 50

01:59:41.680 subscribers.

01:59:42.240 He's going to come home and see more than 50, I would guess with this audience doing it.

01:59:47.080 And he doesn't, I don't know his grandfather.

01:59:50.240 I don't know Joe or anything else.

01:59:51.720 So it's just, let's just quietly do this and not just not tell him and have your kids

01:59:57.900 and have your, and have your kids, uh, subscribe.

02:00:00.920 Maybe, I mean, maybe if your boy feels the same, wants a, like a pen pal.

02:00:05.120 Here it is.

02:00:05.900 I remember I had a pen pal.

02:00:07.340 I, I grew up just outside of Bellingham, uh, Washington and I had a pen pal and he was

02:00:12.820 in, I think Troy, New York.

02:00:14.940 And man, I remember waiting for those, those, uh, letters and we were a pen pal for, I don't

02:00:20.420 know, half a year or so.

02:00:22.320 And I still, I wish I could remember the kid's name.

02:00:24.540 I'd look him up today.

02:00:26.540 Um, but, uh, it was, it was great.

02:00:29.400 I, I loved it.

02:00:30.780 So anyway, do it.

02:00:32.760 Go to YouTube, uh, quotation mark, Joe Moa, M O A quotation mark, like it and subscribe

02:00:43.140 and give this kid a holiday treat.

02:00:45.960 That doesn't cost you anything.

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