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Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 44 minutes
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147.04254
Summary
In one week, the city of San Francisco logged over 16,000 complaints of human poop on the streets. Mayor London Breed was, I m quoting, being absolutely shocked after walking around town and seeing not only all the poop, but all of the used drug needles. Now, the mayor has decided she s mad as hell and she s not going to take it anymore. So she s bringing out the big guns.
Transcript
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Well, we have to start the show with a California update brought to you by our sponsor, New Pooperoni.
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Yes, California's crappy policy is now yielding some literal crappy results.
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In one week, the city of San Francisco logged over 16,000 complaints of human poop on the streets.
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Let me say that again. 16,000 people called the city and went,
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there, somebody's crapping in the street in front of my house.
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In seven days, the mounds of vagrant generated poop actually forced the closure of a convention being held downtown.
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You know, didn't somebody just pull a convention because of a bathroom issue in some other state?
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If you live in San Francisco, I want you to know help is on the way.
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being absolutely shocked after walking around town and seeing not only all of the poop,
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Now, how many needles are they giving out in San Francisco every month?
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There's hundreds of thousands of needles they're giving out.
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And some of those come back to be recycled, too.
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Well, they're supposed to return them, but you can't expect.
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When you, you know, heroin users, they're not always dependable.
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Well, the mayor has decided she's mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore.
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So she's bringing it, bringing out the big guns.
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I think we're going to be seeing this, this action hero on the big, big, big screen soon.
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It is the San Francisco version of Delta Force or the Navy SEALs.
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And they may already be patrolling your streets in San Francisco,
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dressed in hazmat suits and patrolling neighborhoods with the state-of-the-art patrol vehicle
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equipped with a steam cleaner and disinfectant.
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They are the men and women of the San Francisco Poop Patrol.
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San Francisco has now allocated over $100 million to combat the poop and needle problem.
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That sounds like a colossal waste of a ton of money.
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Really? You can't get it done for cheaper than $100 million?
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Well, remember, it's California and San Francisco.
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You remember when $100 million, you know, was a lot of money?
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It doesn't go as far, you know, as it used to in that hellhole of San Francisco.
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$100 million in San Francisco, I think, can get you
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maybe 175 square feet, you know, of a beautiful apartment.
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Probably, I think somewhere between five and eight gallons of gas or the Poop Patrol.
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The new San Francisco Public Works budget includes $72.5 million for street cleaning.
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If I'm working in San Francisco, I'm just working at a deli,
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I'm paying taxes so the people who come and poop in front of my store,
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Also, $2.8 million for washing down the camps and removing any biohazard,
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$2.3 million to steam the poop-infested streets,
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and, of course, nearly $900,000 for the poop patrol.
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Takes home over $184,000 in salary and benefits.
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I don't know what it would cost to get me to pick up human poop.
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It would probably be a little more expensive than that.
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But are you telling me that you can't find, oh, I don't know,
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a group of teenagers, college students, anybody?
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How about all of those progressives that just love people so much
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And you're telling me that you can't get them for, I don't know,
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You can't get them to go clean the streets of the human feces?
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Really? $184,000 is what you're paying people to pick up poop?
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If I may, I'd like to give some advice to the new unit
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If you would like to clean up all the crap in your cities,
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I would suggest that you start removing the human poop
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that you strangely, in California, call politicians.
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The ones that are throwing all this money at a failed city
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by simply spraying something on it to cover up the scent.
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and then work your way down to every city government from there.
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Poop Patrol for Progressive Politicians and Policy
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I would make a donation right now to the PPPPP.
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patrolling the streets of D.C. and San Francisco.
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after a year of writing and then taking the book
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And I can point you right directly to the solutions.