The Golden One - April 05, 2018


Advice For Bald Brahs. What To Do If You Are Balding？


Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

136.36363

Word count

666

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Toxicity

5

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Hate speech

2

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Summary

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A commonly asked question is "what do I do if I am bald or balding" and the simple answer is "I don't have any hair" or "I have no hair at all" so what should I do about it?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 hello lads today i want to answer a commonly asked question and that is and i quote heroic
00:00:08.460 and beloved angel what do i do if i am bald or balding now that wasn't actually how anyone had
00:00:16.160 formulated the question but i just mentioned it in that way for the lols so anyway the absolutely
00:00:23.740 first thing you need to do if you are a bit self-conscious about being bald or balding
00:00:29.700 is to watch a lot of jason statum movies because then you will think to yourself that this guy
00:00:38.480 looks high testosterone he looks epic and glorious so that is the first key and then when you do that
00:00:47.140 you subconsciously start thinking that your lack of hair also looks cool and high testosterone and
00:00:57.700 the reason for you to have that as the first step is beautiful in its simplicity it is because
00:01:05.640 when you feel good inside that will radiate to the outside so for a man you can be
00:01:13.620 perceived different depending on how you feel inside so if you feel confident inside if you feel
00:01:20.720 good about yourself that will be very much indeed visible on the outside especially when it comes
00:01:28.420 to women they can spot these sort of things from a mile away they can see if you are confident and
00:01:34.500 strong and they can also see if you are afraid and weak and they will pounce upon that and they will
00:01:40.880 treat you in accord with how they perceive you so if they perceive you as being confident because you
00:01:47.460 are confident they will also perceive you as being more attractive because you will be more attractive
00:01:53.200 so first step is to start viewing yourself as that you're looking good
00:02:02.080 not in spite of not having hair but you will think to yourself that you actually look high testosterone
00:02:09.440 because you don't have any hair so that is the simple solution watch a lot of jason statum movies
00:02:15.740 feel good about yourself get jacked also i would say that is actually a requirement if you are if
00:02:22.560 you're bald then you have to also be quite muscular because otherwise it can it doesn't look as good
00:02:28.960 but that's something you can you can work on as well so if you're bald hit the gym everyone should
00:02:35.640 hit the gym anyway so it's it's redundant for me to say this but i mentioned it anyway so if you want
00:02:43.180 some extra motivation and if you're bald it can look it can look cool and if you have a beard as well
00:02:50.100 can also look cool can look like a templar grandmaster or something like that but anyway a point with this
00:02:59.140 video being that if you're bald start viewing yourself as that it's high testosterone anyway so that you feel
00:03:06.120 good from inside and once you feel good from inside that will be visible from the outside 0.98
00:03:13.120 then lastly don't forget to stop watching porn because that's quite gay to be honest because 0.98
00:03:21.300 when you watch porn you are effectively looking at another man ramming a woman you find desirable 1.00
00:03:29.260 so it's actually not gay it's more like cocking yourself you're being a cock when you watch porn 0.99
00:03:34.800 if you think about it it makes sense anyway i hope that was motivating brought some insight smash the like 1.00
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00:04:05.040 uh so anyway and i hope you all can forgive me for the transgression of not showing myself in this video
00:04:13.120 uh but i hope it's good anyway and who am i that's a secret i'll never tell xxo boom
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