The Golden One - September 30, 2015


Assassin of Glory. Dark Brotherhood Chapter 4.


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

108.66825

Word Count

2,328

Sentence Count

302

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello lads, how are we today? That's my new greeting.
00:00:07.000 Admire how glorious Riften is, favorite city, lovely autumn.
00:00:13.000 We're gonna talk to our main man, Delvin the Seek, Mallory.
00:00:25.000 Lovely guy, lovely chap to have a drink with, in all actuality.
00:00:31.000 Something I can help with, or do you just want to talk?
00:00:34.000 I just want to talk to you. No, not now.
00:00:40.000 Not now, in all actuality.
00:00:43.000 Let's talk to Delvin Mallory, in all actuality.
00:00:48.000 That can be a good thing for our games to do.
00:00:54.000 Hello bro.
00:00:56.000 Something you need? Anything for the guild?
00:00:59.000 Fwa, love that accent, love it.
00:01:01.000 Okay cool, I just want to aware you all of the fact that if you haven't already done so,
00:01:06.000 please watch every Jason Staten movie that was ever created, and your testosterone will rise.
00:01:12.000 I got to think about that, because he sounds a bit like him.
00:01:16.000 Hello lad, how are we today?
00:01:18.000 Something you need? Anything for the guild?
00:01:21.000 Oh, I see.
00:01:24.000 Well, you're making friends all over.
00:01:28.000 I am. It's true.
00:01:30.000 So, how is Astrid doing these days?
00:01:33.000 Tell him to stop by sometime. We can have a drink.
00:01:37.000 Ketchup.
00:01:39.000 Ah, but business, of course.
00:01:42.000 What kind of business?
00:01:44.000 Business first, and then we can...
00:01:46.000 Then we can talk about...
00:01:48.000 Good old acid, but she's fine, actually.
00:01:50.000 I can confirm this to be true. She's fine.
00:01:52.000 Don't answer. I don't want to know.
00:01:54.000 This is an amulet of the Emperor's Elder Council.
00:01:58.000 Specially crafted for each member.
00:02:00.000 Worth a small fortune.
00:02:02.000 Ain't something you give up lightly.
00:02:04.000 Look, it ain't my business to tell the Dark Brotherhood it's business.
00:02:08.000 But if you killed a member of the Elder Council, you'd better believe.
00:02:14.000 Will you buy it?
00:02:15.000 Buy it? This? An Elder Council amulet?
00:02:19.000 Oh, yes. Oh, yes indeed.
00:02:23.000 Oh, wait. Just one moment.
00:02:26.000 One moment.
00:02:27.000 Here is a letter of credit.
00:02:29.000 Usable by Astrid only.
00:02:31.000 For any service or item I can provide.
00:02:34.000 As per our standard arrangement.
00:02:37.000 You bring that back to your lovely mistress.
00:02:40.000 With my regards.
00:02:44.000 Alright, cool.
00:02:46.000 Let's go back to Astrid Brahet.
00:02:50.000 And see what she has to say about this situation.
00:02:55.000 So.
00:02:56.000 Either way.
00:02:57.000 Speaking about something completely different.
00:02:59.000 I've spent a good bit of today working on cool designs for the T-shirts.
00:03:07.000 I know I've said for ages that T-shirts are coming.
00:03:14.000 And they are.
00:03:16.000 One of the major...
00:03:18.000 I'm just gonna pray to Dalos.
00:03:20.000 Dalos I love you.
00:03:21.000 How the humble servants of Talos help you today?
00:03:24.000 Um...
00:03:25.000 Yeah, I was gonna say.
00:03:34.000 It's just a matter of shipping.
00:03:37.000 Like, because the production is in America.
00:03:40.000 And then the shipping is quite steep to...
00:03:43.000 Mother Europa and...
00:03:46.000 Good old Straya.
00:03:48.000 So that's a bit of a problem.
00:03:50.000 But...
00:03:51.000 Hard to get around actually.
00:03:53.000 It would have been easier if all true friends lived...
00:03:55.000 Happily on an island of testosterone.
00:03:58.000 So that we could...
00:03:59.000 The shipping would be dealt with.
00:04:01.000 And we could all have a really cool gym.
00:04:03.000 And then we could have like...
00:04:05.000 A gym...
00:04:06.000 In this place.
00:04:07.000 It would be cool actually.
00:04:09.000 I can confirm this to be true.
00:04:10.000 Hello!
00:04:11.000 Gorgeous!
00:04:12.000 Good.
00:04:13.000 You're back.
00:04:14.000 I am.
00:04:15.000 It's true.
00:04:16.000 I wanna kill something now.
00:04:17.000 Oh.
00:04:18.000 Was Mallory willing to buy the amulet?
00:04:20.000 He was.
00:04:21.000 He has a letter of credit.
00:04:22.000 Splendid.
00:04:23.000 Now then.
00:04:25.000 I hope you have something nice to...
00:04:27.000 Well...
00:04:28.000 More like the...
00:04:29.000 Public reception.
00:04:30.000 Oh yes.
00:04:31.000 That's awesome.
00:04:32.000 I just want to get...
00:04:33.000 I just want to get at it.
00:04:34.000 Romance is dead.
00:04:36.000 Very well.
00:04:37.000 The target's name is Vittoria Vici.
00:04:40.000 She...
00:04:41.000 She's a feminist.
00:04:43.000 The wedding is being held.
00:04:45.000 Remember.
00:04:46.000 We want...
00:04:47.000 Now go.
00:04:48.000 And give the bride a special kiss.
00:04:51.000 From me.
00:04:53.000 Look at that.
00:04:54.000 Look at this.
00:04:55.000 Woodwolf of glory.
00:04:59.000 Sickening.
00:05:00.000 Alright.
00:05:01.000 Let's do this.
00:05:02.000 True friends.
00:05:03.000 Enough...
00:05:04.000 Enough blasphemies.
00:05:07.000 She has...
00:05:08.000 Enough innocent lives on her hands.
00:05:10.000 I have no idea if she actually has that.
00:05:12.000 But you know.
00:05:13.000 It is what it is.
00:05:15.000 Hello Frost.
00:05:16.000 You are so beautiful.
00:05:19.000 Bound until death.
00:05:21.000 Solitude.
00:05:22.000 Okay.
00:05:23.000 Let's do this.
00:05:24.000 True friends.
00:05:25.000 Let's kill this...
00:05:26.000 This horrible person.
00:05:28.000 For her insolent ways.
00:05:30.000 Hello bro.
00:05:31.000 I kinda like solitude as well.
00:05:32.000 Talk to me.
00:05:33.000 New in town right?
00:05:34.000 If you need a place to sleep head over to the winking skeever.
00:05:35.000 I will.
00:05:36.000 I will do exactly that actually.
00:05:37.000 Ah look at that.
00:05:38.000 Some flowers.
00:05:39.000 I always tend to pick up the...
00:05:40.000 Look at this.
00:05:41.000 Fletching suits me.
00:05:42.000 It's difficult in some...
00:05:43.000 Ah.
00:05:44.000 Yet another new face.
00:05:45.000 I'm from hammer.
00:05:46.000 Aye.
00:05:47.000 But I...
00:05:48.000 And there is still much of Skyrim I wish to see.
00:05:50.000 And far to the west lies a ruin.
00:05:52.000 Volskeig.
00:05:53.000 Inside there's said to be a wall.
00:05:54.000 Black as night.
00:05:55.000 And it speaks.
00:05:56.000 In the ancient dragon tongue.
00:06:14.000 There are wonders in this place.
00:06:15.000 I never dreamed imaginable.
00:06:19.000 Oh wait i thought...
00:06:20.000 He had a...
00:06:21.000 A quest for me.
00:06:23.000 Oh well.
00:06:24.000 Well, look at these graphics.
00:06:27.060 It's sickening.
00:06:29.820 Hello, lads.
00:06:33.580 They're about dogs.
00:06:35.380 And I, the master.
00:06:39.900 Alright, time to sneak.
00:06:41.720 Quick save, so I don't do anything silly.
00:06:54.000 You know nothing, Jon Snow.
00:07:03.680 The troublemaking stormcloaks?
00:07:05.560 How dare she say such blasphemous things.
00:07:17.480 The elves.
00:07:24.000 The dominion of prosperity.
00:07:38.680 Alright, we're gonna look at the possibility of pushing this loose gargoyle of prosperity.
00:07:44.320 But that will only...
00:07:55.320 I assume she's gonna go up here first.
00:07:59.880 God, I've only done this like once, and that was a good few years back.
00:08:03.820 Hard to be mad that Skyrim is actually quite old.
00:08:06.500 It's not old, like, but still the graphics are like the best in the world ever.
00:08:11.380 Okay, cool, she's going up.
00:08:12.580 Wish me luck, true friends.
00:08:17.140 Where is she?
00:08:24.240 A lovely voice, though, I must say.
00:08:28.400 Something to look for in a girl, actually, because you will...
00:08:31.900 Is that her?
00:08:42.580 Okay, should we try it, true friends?
00:08:47.140 Dallas, I love you!
00:08:51.140 What the...
00:08:51.720 Victoria, no!
00:08:52.920 Do something in front, do something!
00:08:55.140 No!
00:08:57.180 The bride has been murdered!
00:08:59.140 Somebody help!
00:08:59.920 Murder?
00:09:01.140 Murder?
00:09:01.860 Murder?
00:09:02.500 What happened?
00:09:04.600 Bye!
00:09:06.380 Yes, I was gonna say.
00:09:09.340 It was quite a cool stealth kill.
00:09:11.640 I'm gonna see if I can fast travel.
00:09:15.560 Yeah.
00:09:17.040 A good thing to look at in a girl, actually, is her voice.
00:09:20.800 Because you will be hearing a lot of it, like, when she wants to...
00:09:23.940 When you have to listen to her, etc.
00:09:27.880 So then it's nicer if she actually has some nice voice.
00:09:31.640 A nice, soothing voice.
00:09:35.620 That was easy, Astrid.
00:09:37.480 Easy as fuck, to be honest.
00:09:39.400 Hello, gorgeous!
00:09:41.660 The news is everywhere.
00:09:44.380 Vittoria Vici, the emperor's cousin, butchered at her own wedding.
00:09:49.880 Well done.
00:09:52.360 Let's see his eminence try to ignore this.
00:09:55.420 He can't.
00:09:56.000 With Vici's murder, you've started us down a path the Dark Brotherhood hasn't traveled in centuries.
00:10:05.240 It's true.
00:10:05.680 The assassination of an emperor.
00:10:09.020 And now your reward.
00:10:11.000 A unique spell to summon a legend of the Dark Brotherhood.
00:10:15.120 His soul serves us now in death, as his body once did in life.
00:10:20.040 I wonder who it is.
00:10:20.940 I don't remember.
00:10:21.660 And of course, a bonus for killing Vici while she addressed her guests as instructed.
00:10:26.000 Gold.
00:10:27.500 Simple and pure.
00:10:29.020 Ah, shekels.
00:10:31.220 Now then.
00:10:32.400 Time to proceed to the next stage of the plan.
00:10:35.420 Go and speak with Gabriela.
00:10:37.220 She's been helping me arrange her next contract.
00:10:39.620 Gabriela.
00:10:42.280 Some spectral assassin.
00:10:43.900 Let's have a quick look at what that can be.
00:10:54.780 Oh, it is him.
00:10:55.960 Lucien Lachance was in Oblivion as well.
00:10:59.660 Highly glorious.
00:11:03.440 Lucien Lachance.
00:11:04.640 Ehm, okay.
00:11:07.740 Talk to me.
00:11:09.080 Hello, gorgeous.
00:11:12.640 Brother, we just got brother zoned by her.
00:11:16.640 Oh well.
00:11:18.420 What are the details?
00:11:22.360 Look at that high test alpha male coming in.
00:11:26.180 He is fucking juicy.
00:11:28.420 Security is being handled by a Commander Morrow.
00:11:31.820 Astrid and I have devised a plan to break the man.
00:11:34.820 And in doing so, cripple the Emperor's protection.
00:11:38.680 Awesome.
00:11:39.040 You are to slay the Commander's son, Gaius Morrow.
00:11:42.080 And once he is dead, plant false evidence on his body,
00:11:45.160 implicating him in a plot to kill the Emperor.
00:11:49.360 Gaius Morrow will die.
00:11:50.680 He is set to leave the Penetus Oculotus outpost at Dragon Bridge
00:11:54.320 and inspect the security of each city in Skyrim.
00:11:58.680 Awesome.
00:11:59.220 Go there now.
00:12:00.300 Observe Gaius Morrow's departure and follow him.
00:12:03.720 Waylay him in one of the cities and send his soul to Scythus.
00:12:08.300 Hail Scythus.
00:12:09.080 Once he is dead, plant the incriminating letter on his body
00:12:11.560 and let fate take care of the rest.
00:12:14.220 Let's do it.
00:12:15.740 Let's do it, truvens.
00:12:17.840 Yes.
00:12:18.320 To earn your bonus, do not kill Gaius Morrow.
00:12:20.680 Gaius Morrow in Dragon Bridge or on the road.
00:12:23.480 Kill him in one of the other major cities he'll be visiting.
00:12:27.000 There, the body will be discovered quickly,
00:12:29.160 as will the letter implicating Gaius Morrow
00:12:31.100 in the plot to assassinate the Emperor.
00:12:34.000 Do that, and Astrid has authorized me to grant you
00:12:36.540 a rather unique bonus.
00:12:38.680 There is a special token to be given to Olava the Feeble
00:12:41.940 in Whiterun.
00:12:43.680 Olava is an old and dear friend
00:12:45.760 and a powerful seer.
00:12:47.660 The token entitles you to a reading of your future.
00:12:49.940 It's an opportunity one should not pass up.
00:12:53.740 That's a sick physique.
00:12:57.260 Walk in Gaius Morrow's shadow.
00:13:00.100 Optional.
00:13:00.680 Steal Gaius Morrow's traveling schedule.
00:13:04.360 Let's do it.
00:13:06.780 Let's do it, bru.
00:13:08.700 I wonder if he has a training schedule as well.
00:13:16.820 That he uses when he visits the barrack gyms.
00:13:24.340 Statue to Meridia.
00:13:25.900 And here you can get Dawnbreaker if you should so wish.
00:13:33.120 Let's go for a ride, tru.
00:13:34.680 Let us do that in Olava, actually.
00:13:37.820 Let's look at the possibility of doing so even.
00:13:40.440 Our hero, our hero
00:13:44.960 Claims a warrior's call
00:13:47.960 I tell you, I tell you
00:13:50.920 The dragonborn comes
00:13:53.120 With a voice wielding power
00:13:55.840 Of the ancient Nordarch
00:13:58.180 Believe, believe
00:14:00.200 The dragonborn comes
00:14:02.520 That's quite good singing, actually.
00:14:08.760 I have no idea if it's good or not.
00:14:11.360 Could be horrible singing.
00:14:12.380 I don't know.
00:14:13.200 Let me know in the comment section
00:14:14.200 Is it horrible or is it bearable?
00:14:15.880 Is that the bear, bruh?
00:14:30.020 Who is the enemy?
00:14:32.520 Use grind, mill.
00:14:35.320 Embrace the grind.
00:14:37.460 Let's quicksave
00:14:38.640 And then I'm gonna sneak in here.
00:14:45.880 Farewell, father.
00:14:47.720 I don't want to kill his son.
00:14:52.020 Are we detected?
00:14:53.660 No?
00:14:57.220 Hello.
00:14:59.380 Trust me.
00:15:00.480 We have nothing to say to one another.
00:15:03.520 Okay, cool.
00:15:12.820 Nice.
00:15:13.420 We have completed the optional mission of prosperity.
00:15:21.800 Okay, let's look at his little schedule then.
00:15:26.140 Books.
00:15:26.640 Is that it?
00:15:27.940 Huh?
00:15:28.340 Is that it?
00:15:32.960 Mournd us.
00:15:33.760 Okay, what day is it today then?
00:15:38.060 Mid us.
00:15:38.700 Trust me.
00:15:39.240 We have nothing to say.
00:15:42.200 Mid us.
00:15:42.720 And he will be where
00:15:44.400 During mid us.
00:15:49.020 Doesn't really say that much.
00:15:50.360 Oh well.
00:15:50.740 Let's
00:15:51.020 Let's wait for
00:15:53.700 For a good few hours.
00:15:56.520 True friends.
00:15:59.340 So yeah.
00:16:00.000 I will
00:16:00.540 Regarding the t-shirts, etc.
00:16:03.060 Also thinking about
00:16:04.080 A hoodie of prosperity.
00:16:07.100 It will be
00:16:07.820 American apparel.
00:16:09.020 Because it's made in
00:16:10.900 Made in America.
00:16:14.600 And I have actually
00:16:16.000 I have products from American apparel
00:16:21.040 So I can
00:16:21.620 Testify for their quality.
00:16:23.660 I did not want to go with
00:16:24.700 Gildan Ultra Cotton
00:16:26.200 Because Gildan Ultra Cotton
00:16:27.720 Is not
00:16:28.540 Very good.
00:16:30.260 I mean the quality
00:16:31.240 I mean the quality per se
00:16:31.720 Isn't
00:16:32.380 Isn't bad
00:16:33.480 But
00:16:33.960 The
00:16:35.080 It doesn't really suit
00:16:40.460 Like it's
00:16:41.160 Can't forget
00:16:43.500 What you call it
00:16:44.360 But
00:16:44.640 But you know what I mean
00:16:45.740 It's not that good fit
00:16:46.840 Hello
00:16:55.100 Bru
00:16:55.400 Okay
00:17:00.720 Let's kill him
00:17:02.840 Hello
00:17:04.320 Alright then
00:17:06.860 True friends
00:17:07.720 So we're gonna kill him
00:17:09.040 I have two
00:17:13.880 Glass daggers
00:17:15.200 Each doing
00:17:16.480 30 times the damage
00:17:17.880 So
00:17:19.040 What we're gonna do
00:17:21.640 Is we're gonna catch
00:17:22.400 Some butterflies
00:17:23.060 That are flying around here
00:17:24.580 So I can make potions
00:17:25.700 And then we're gonna kill him
00:17:27.540 I'll kill you
00:17:29.740 Come here little butterfly
00:17:32.440 Riften
00:17:35.280 Love it
00:17:36.580 Love it
00:17:38.100 True friends
00:17:39.480 Ah another butterfly
00:17:40.640 How quaint
00:17:41.460 But where is he going
00:17:45.700 Perhaps I should kill a guard
00:17:49.560 For the crack
00:17:50.280 No
00:17:51.760 Probably a bad idea
00:17:53.080 Quick save
00:17:58.560 Come on
00:18:06.820 I'm going to go into a dark alleyway
00:18:08.280 I just want to talk to you
00:18:10.120 Now we don't want to get caught
00:18:15.000 It would be silly
00:18:17.060 Of us
00:18:17.700 To get caught
00:18:18.900 Hello there
00:18:23.200 Hello there Helga
00:18:25.320 It's you
00:18:25.880 Come to extort more from me
00:18:27.640 No
00:18:29.620 Not this time
00:18:30.380 Alright cool
00:18:31.220 We have him in a dark alleyway
00:18:32.520 Ah fuck
00:18:35.720 I missed
00:18:36.520 No
00:18:37.820 How can I be detected
00:18:39.960 I'm going to go into a dark alleyway
00:18:55.420 I'm actually going to redo that
00:18:59.500 Just because I wanted
00:19:01.560 I want to go into a dark alleyway
00:19:03.100 I want the killing
00:19:05.860 Aha so there was a guard there
00:19:12.060 That's why I was
00:19:13.020 What was that?
00:19:15.900 Oh well
00:19:24.720 Hello guys Maru
00:19:30.600 Letter from father
00:19:31.960 Okay let's plant the
00:19:35.720 Stop
00:19:41.300 Alright let's get out of here
00:19:44.640 Yeah no I redid that
00:19:46.800 Because you saw
00:19:47.600 At first
00:19:48.680 I got the killing cinematic
00:19:50.600 And then he went out the door
00:19:52.300 And then I killed him
00:19:53.080 But now we didn't get that
00:19:54.800 Either way
00:19:55.280 But you know he's cool
00:19:56.320 He's fine
00:19:56.640 Let's head back to
00:19:58.340 To Astrid
00:20:00.500 So yeah
00:20:01.360 Regarding the t-shirts
00:20:02.640 Fucking juicy
00:20:04.060 I'll try to get him out
00:20:05.640 As soon as possible
00:20:06.760 Quite excited to
00:20:08.900 To wear it myself
00:20:10.580 Actually
00:20:11.120 In all
00:20:14.800 Actuality
00:20:15.860 It's true
00:20:20.160 It is
00:20:21.240 At long last
00:20:30.380 At long last
00:20:30.420 Yes I know
00:20:34.060 As does Astrid
00:20:35.520 Sickening
00:20:36.520 You've done well
00:20:37.180 And have earned both your reward
00:20:38.740 And a bonus
00:20:39.640 As I have mentioned
00:20:40.340 Olava's token
00:20:41.380 But you should know
00:20:41.640 That we have a more pressing matter
00:20:43.240 To deal with
00:20:44.020 Alright then
00:20:44.880 Cicero
00:20:46.300 There's been an incident
00:20:47.540 Cicero
00:20:48.180 You should proceed into the sanctuary
00:20:49.500 I'll let Astrid explain
00:20:51.220 Cool
00:20:52.200 Let's do that
00:20:52.920 And with that
00:20:54.460 True friends
00:20:55.080 I'm actually gonna
00:20:56.800 Leave you
00:20:57.520 For this
00:20:58.740 For this glorious episode
00:21:01.380 I appreciate you watching
00:21:02.760 As always
00:21:04.260 Highly appreciated
00:21:05.480 And I'm gonna look at
00:21:06.980 The possibility of
00:21:07.780 Pre-working
00:21:08.400 Outing a bit
00:21:09.200 And then hitting
00:21:09.940 MMA
00:21:12.100 And who am I
00:21:14.480 I'm the juicy
00:21:15.940 Assassin of wisdom
00:21:17.080 XXO
00:21:17.840 Boom
00:21:18.680 Yeah
00:21:19.380 He sociaux
00:21:20.680 I thought
00:21:21.660 Yeah
00:21:21.940 That's
00:21:22.260 4K
00:21:23.980 I
00:21:24.720 Think