The Golden One - October 29, 2015


Assassin of Glory. Dark Brotherhood Chapter 8


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

103.86736

Word Count

1,752

Sentence Count

375

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Greetings, proud sons of Rome!
00:00:04.000 Welcome back to good old Skyrim.
00:00:06.000 So now, we have but one more thing to accomplish in the Dark Brotherhood questline.
00:00:14.000 And that is to kill the blasphemous Amon Motiere for being a traitor.
00:00:21.000 Do not like traitors one bit.
00:00:24.000 Hello gorgeous!
00:00:25.000 Oh, that's Delphine!
00:00:30.000 Ah, that's right.
00:00:32.000 Quite so.
00:00:33.000 Hello.
00:00:42.000 This is glorious!
00:00:52.000 You're absolutely wrong, I do care about politics.
00:00:55.000 I just want Skyrim to belong to the Nord, like that's my policy.
00:01:00.000 In the very chamber where we first met.
00:01:02.000 In Vollenrood.
00:01:04.000 Now please, go.
00:01:06.000 Collect your money.
00:01:07.000 And let us never look upon one another again.
00:01:10.000 Our business, thank the gods, is concluded.
00:01:13.000 How dare you!
00:01:18.000 Your payment awaits.
00:01:19.000 And don't worry, I'm not stupid.
00:01:22.000 But we had a deal!
00:01:24.000 Yeah, we had.
00:01:25.000 And now the deal is finished.
00:01:30.000 I'm gonna search him.
00:01:31.000 Oh, look at that diamond.
00:01:33.000 God, this...
00:01:35.000 I'm over encumbered, come on now.
00:01:38.000 Come on!
00:01:40.000 There we are.
00:01:41.000 I didn't really need those, but still.
00:01:44.000 Cool.
00:01:45.000 Let's go to Vollenrood and collect the...
00:01:49.000 The payment, as it were.
00:01:52.000 Hope it is...
00:01:54.000 Many shekels.
00:02:00.000 Retrieve the payment.
00:02:01.000 And then we're gonna have a look at the new...
00:02:05.000 Sanctuary, as it were.
00:02:08.000 And then...
00:02:09.000 Hello, Frost.
00:02:10.000 How are you today?
00:02:14.000 And then...
00:02:16.000 I'll just see what we might do this fine winter's day in...
00:02:21.000 In good ol' Skyrim.
00:02:22.000 In all actuality.
00:02:30.000 Where is it?
00:02:33.000 Is it in...
00:02:37.000 No direct path scene.
00:02:50.000 20,000!
00:02:52.000 Good God!
00:02:54.000 That is...
00:02:56.000 That is some good...
00:02:58.000 Good pay right there.
00:03:00.000 And...
00:03:02.000 Highly glorious.
00:03:03.000 In all actuality.
00:03:05.000 Alright, let's go back to Nasir, bruh.
00:03:08.000 And...
00:03:10.000 And hear what the crack is.
00:03:13.000 In all actuality.
00:03:20.000 Nasir.
00:03:22.000 Maybe it's made a place all pretty and nice for us.
00:03:25.000 How about that?
00:03:27.000 That would be...
00:03:28.000 Cool.
00:03:30.000 Cool physique.
00:03:35.000 Dawnstar Sanctuary.
00:03:39.000 I wish.
00:03:40.000 Cicero.
00:03:41.000 Poor Cicero.
00:03:43.000 Was still alive to see the Nightmother.
00:03:45.000 But...
00:03:46.000 He died a martyr's death.
00:03:49.000 In retrospect, I should probably have spared him.
00:03:51.000 But...
00:03:52.000 Oh well.
00:03:57.000 Ah, hello!
00:04:05.000 Hello Maine!
00:04:07.000 That's it, Maine.
00:04:08.000 Well...
00:04:09.000 Truly?
00:04:10.000 Yeah.
00:04:11.000 Could you have brought us more wondrous news?
00:04:14.000 Recent events notwithstanding, this is a happy day for us, my friend.
00:04:18.000 And it is, actually.
00:04:19.000 Despite your misfortunes, you stayed true to the Dark Brotherhood.
00:04:24.000 I stayed a true friend.
00:04:26.000 To the Nightmother.
00:04:27.000 In cities.
00:04:28.000 Now, of course, I must ask.
00:04:31.000 Killing the Emperor.
00:04:33.000 How much did Mottier pay for such a thing?
00:04:39.000 Ha!
00:04:40.000 We're not gonna lie to him.
00:04:41.000 He's our friend, the Grouch.
00:04:42.000 Well, the old bastard certainly made it worth your while, didn't he?
00:04:45.000 He did.
00:04:47.000 Now, might I offer some advice?
00:04:49.000 Yeah.
00:04:50.000 You should go to Riften and find Elvin Mallory.
00:04:53.000 I believe Astrid had you visit him once before.
00:04:56.000 We're, uh, we're good pals.
00:04:58.000 Him and I.
00:04:59.000 Mallory is an expert retainer of goods.
00:05:00.000 We can use the money to repair and refit this sanctuary.
00:05:04.000 Make a true home for us, huh?
00:05:06.000 Yeah.
00:05:07.000 You do that, and I'll see what I can do about recruiting some new additions to our family.
00:05:13.000 I'll write it in.
00:05:16.000 It is done.
00:05:20.000 Emperor Titus Mead II lies dead.
00:05:25.000 It does.
00:05:26.000 And the Dark Brotherhood yet lives.
00:05:30.000 Yeah.
00:05:32.000 But our work is just beginning.
00:05:36.000 Oh, is it?
00:05:37.000 Approach me, listener, and hear my words.
00:05:42.000 All right then.
00:05:43.000 Talk to me.
00:05:44.000 Talk to me.
00:05:45.000 Yet another child has prayed to their mother.
00:05:52.000 Speak with the dishonored scald at the Bard's College in solitude.
00:06:01.000 All right then.
00:06:02.000 Accept his gold.
00:06:03.000 Accept his gold.
00:06:04.000 Then eliminate the target.
00:06:09.000 So begins a contract bound in blood.
00:06:17.000 All right then.
00:06:18.000 Let's do it.
00:06:22.000 Main.
00:06:24.000 All right.
00:06:25.000 So we're going to first talk to Delvin Mallory.
00:06:29.000 Hello, lads.
00:06:30.000 I'm back.
00:06:32.000 Oh, look at this.
00:06:35.000 Hello, Sapphire.
00:06:36.000 Hello, Gorgeous.
00:06:37.000 I just wanted to wake you for no apparent reason.
00:06:41.000 Hey, how's it going?
00:06:43.000 Up to no good, are we?
00:06:45.000 I'll teach you what it'll cost you.
00:06:48.000 Oh, I've already trained.
00:06:49.000 How un-nice.
00:06:51.000 Hello, mate.
00:06:53.000 Oh, sorry.
00:06:54.000 I actually think the...
00:06:58.000 I think I like the Thieves' skill a bit better than the Dark Brotherhood, to be honest.
00:07:04.000 I don't know why.
00:07:05.000 A bit cozier feel to it.
00:07:07.000 And that's one of the things I really like with Oblivion as well.
00:07:10.000 Really cozy...
00:07:12.000 Cozy feel to it.
00:07:15.000 Hello, mate.
00:07:20.000 Yeah, mate.
00:07:21.000 Is that where you lot are holding up?
00:07:24.000 That's a lot.
00:07:25.000 Tell you what.
00:07:26.000 It'll cost you.
00:07:27.000 A lot.
00:07:28.000 All right then.
00:07:29.000 I can help you out.
00:07:30.000 What exactly are we talking about here?
00:07:35.000 Banners, huh?
00:07:36.000 Trying to pretty the place up.
00:07:38.000 This will be an awesome place to be.
00:07:41.000 Good news, I trust?
00:07:42.000 So, what can I do?
00:07:43.000 All right.
00:07:44.000 What's your fancy?
00:07:47.000 Poisonous nook?
00:07:48.000 Torture chamber?
00:07:52.000 Yeah.
00:07:53.000 This will be good.
00:07:54.000 This will be nice to see.
00:07:55.000 A sewer grate on the outskirts of Dawnstar.
00:07:58.000 Leads to a tunnel.
00:07:59.000 Dead inside.
00:08:00.000 You'll be in or out.
00:08:02.000 This is awesome.
00:08:03.000 Love it.
00:08:04.000 Pull up a seat.
00:08:05.000 Have a drink.
00:08:06.000 Of course you do.
00:08:08.000 I'm gonna...
00:08:09.000 I'm gonna do everything.
00:08:10.000 Yeah, man.
00:08:11.000 But I'm not...
00:08:12.000 We're not done yet.
00:08:13.000 Don't go.
00:08:14.000 Maybe even throw in a few extra baubles.
00:08:15.000 Ah.
00:08:16.000 You're back.
00:08:17.000 Of course you do.
00:08:18.000 Poisonous nook.
00:08:19.000 Yeah, that'll come in handy.
00:08:20.000 And how could we station?
00:08:21.000 Maybe...
00:08:22.000 New garden was such as plants.
00:08:23.000 Maybe...
00:08:24.000 New garden was such as plants.
00:08:25.000 All right.
00:08:26.000 Consider it done.
00:08:27.000 Honestly.
00:08:28.000 Of course you do.
00:08:29.000 Torture chambers.
00:08:30.000 For all beta leftists.
00:08:31.000 Who spread cultural marxist propaganda in Skyrim.
00:08:32.000 Business or pleasure.
00:08:33.000 No, it wasn't matter.
00:08:34.000 Right.
00:08:35.000 I'll see that it gets done.
00:08:36.000 Something troubling you?
00:08:37.000 Yeah?
00:08:38.000 No.
00:08:39.000 No.
00:08:40.000 No.
00:08:41.000 No.
00:08:42.000 No.
00:08:43.000 No.
00:08:44.000 No.
00:08:45.000 No.
00:08:46.000 No.
00:08:47.000 No.
00:08:48.000 No.
00:08:49.000 No.
00:08:50.000 No.
00:08:51.000 No.
00:08:52.000 No.
00:08:53.000 No.
00:08:54.000 No.
00:08:55.000 No.
00:08:56.000 No.
00:08:57.000 No.
00:08:58.000 No.
00:08:59.000 So be troubling you.
00:09:00.000 I'll listen.
00:09:02.000 I'm afraid that's it, my friend.
00:09:04.000 You got all I can.
00:09:06.000 Cool.
00:09:07.000 Now, let's do this one.
00:09:09.000 Speak to the contract.
00:09:10.000 Bye.
00:09:12.000 The contract is but a dog.
00:09:17.000 And I'm it's master.
00:09:22.000 I might switch clothes, by the way.
00:09:27.000 Um, to something else.
00:09:34.600 Open up, damn you.
00:09:38.260 Ah.
00:09:40.080 Lovely Riften.
00:09:42.860 Lovely.
00:09:45.820 I might go to jail now.
00:09:49.320 Unfortunately.
00:09:50.920 Because I have a bounty on me in solitude.
00:09:55.100 Um, oh well.
00:09:55.940 Well, that's...
00:09:59.940 By the order of the Yarl.
00:10:01.380 Stop right there, smart man.
00:10:04.100 All righty then.
00:10:05.920 Um, I meekly submitted to the law.
00:10:10.140 I'm tired of being chased like a common criminal.
00:10:13.660 Oh well, that's, uh, that's fine.
00:10:15.600 That's cool.
00:10:18.720 How dare these men still be in Skyrim.
00:10:22.460 When Skyrim in all actuality belongs to the Nords.
00:10:27.940 They just don't know any better.
00:10:29.420 Hello.
00:10:29.620 You, you help me.
00:10:31.740 You help people, right?
00:10:33.820 Oh, thank you.
00:10:35.840 Divine's blessure.
00:10:37.140 My master.
00:10:38.100 Now he refuses to even see me.
00:10:40.560 Lest I saw him.
00:10:41.640 No, he...
00:10:42.620 Oh, and you'll need the hip bone.
00:10:44.800 It's very important.
00:10:45.960 Oh, you just don't understand.
00:10:48.000 Without him, I am not free.
00:10:49.520 Without him, I am doomed.
00:10:50.680 The Mind of Madness.
00:10:53.240 All righty then.
00:10:54.160 Gain access to...
00:10:55.960 Yeah, there could be a little quest for later, I suppose.
00:11:02.820 But now, we're gonna kill someone.
00:11:05.700 We're gonna kill someone fun.
00:11:07.980 Murder?
00:11:11.040 Hello, mate.
00:11:11.960 The assassin.
00:11:13.500 I need you to kill the visiting noble at Dragon's Reach in Whiterun.
00:11:17.040 Here's the gold.
00:11:17.760 I...
00:11:17.960 I hope it's enough.
00:11:19.660 Okay.
00:11:22.040 Kill the target.
00:11:23.020 That was...
00:11:23.820 Hello, mate.
00:11:25.940 It is my personal mission to ensure that the Bard's College preserves the great deeds of the...
00:11:31.520 Sick physique, bro.
00:11:33.400 It's my personal responsibility to admire my own games.
00:11:38.380 That's a...
00:11:39.180 That's a juicy fucking norm right there.
00:11:40.980 If there ever was...
00:11:42.980 A juicy arm.
00:11:45.560 All right.
00:11:46.180 The visiting...
00:11:47.880 Nobleman.
00:11:50.360 Yes.
00:11:51.080 Dishonored our friend.
00:11:54.520 All right then, two friends.
00:11:56.280 Let's do it.
00:12:03.260 A little quick save there.
00:12:10.980 There we are.
00:12:12.720 That's exactly how it goes.
00:12:15.320 Completed the Dark Brotherhood forever.
00:12:18.520 He didn't even have anything fun.
00:12:20.480 So yeah, cool.
00:12:21.560 And then I suppose it just...
00:12:26.560 He just gives us missions like this into all eternity.
00:12:33.560 So yeah, in the last episode I asked for your opinion on the next quest.
00:12:40.140 But I actually did this episode directly after the last episode.
00:12:44.300 So like...
00:12:45.640 You just need to wait half an hour and then record the next one.
00:12:48.440 So...
00:12:49.280 Oh fuck, is that...
00:12:50.260 No, not a dragon.
00:12:52.700 Run away there, Frost.
00:12:54.180 Let us not fight this dragon.
00:12:56.540 So yeah, so I haven't really seen what your comment was.
00:12:59.580 But...
00:13:00.580 I'm just gonna initiate the...
00:13:06.580 What do we call it?
00:13:16.440 Dawn God.
00:13:17.280 There we are.
00:13:26.180 Do you want to fight me?
00:13:29.580 No?
00:13:35.160 Yeah.
00:13:36.240 So I'm just gonna initiate that and then I'll probably...
00:13:39.740 Might do that.
00:13:40.520 I don't know.
00:13:41.720 I've already done the Dawn God.
00:13:44.060 So...
00:13:44.540 Oh yeah.
00:13:48.680 There we are.
00:13:50.220 Nice.
00:13:51.960 Come on, on.
00:13:53.920 Dismount.
00:13:55.900 And then we'll see what crack is in all actuality.
00:13:59.580 See...
00:14:00.580 See...
00:14:02.680 See what...
00:14:03.760 What happens.
00:14:05.040 I associate...
00:14:06.360 The Dawn God with Christmas, actually.
00:14:09.340 So if I'm gonna do it, I...
00:14:11.100 Might wait until...
00:14:12.800 Then.
00:14:14.000 Or if I go to...
00:14:15.900 Solstam again.
00:14:17.120 I don't know.
00:14:17.920 I don't know, true friends.
00:14:20.260 But either way, I hope you enjoy this episode somewhat.
00:14:24.580 At...
00:14:25.260 At least.
00:14:27.020 Alright then.
00:14:27.740 We're in.
00:14:30.260 Hello, main.
00:14:31.500 You know why I'm here.
00:14:33.460 The Vigilants are under attack everywhere.
00:14:36.140 We must help the Vigilants.
00:14:38.920 Vigilant Tolan.
00:14:40.160 He's a sick physique.
00:14:43.760 Yeah.
00:14:45.440 That's it.
00:14:46.380 That's it, man.
00:14:47.040 They're all dead, true friends.
00:15:09.720 We were wrong.
00:15:11.260 Isn't that enough for you?
00:15:12.880 Yes, well.
00:15:14.340 I never wanted any of this to happen.
00:15:16.680 I tried to warn all of you.
00:15:18.980 I am...
00:15:19.720 Sorry, you know.
00:15:22.860 So who are you?
00:15:24.280 Hello, Isran.
00:15:25.260 I'm here to join the Dawn Cop.
00:15:29.140 You've got a fire in your belly to kill vampires.
00:15:31.240 Yeah, main.
00:15:32.160 That's it, main.
00:15:34.080 But look around.
00:15:35.600 There's really not much to join yet.
00:15:37.780 I've only just started rebuilding the Order.
00:15:39.900 That's cool.
00:15:40.500 It's fine.
00:15:41.260 So what can I do to him?
00:15:42.400 I've got someone out in the field taking a fight to the damn vampires.
00:15:46.040 I'm your guy.
00:15:48.020 All right, then.
00:15:48.940 Tolan was telling me about some cave the Vigilants were poking around in.
00:15:52.680 Seemed to think it was related to these recent vampire attacks.
00:15:56.740 Tolan, tell him about...
00:15:58.240 What was it?
00:15:59.260 Dim Hollow.
00:16:01.340 Yes, that's it.
00:16:02.640 Dim Hollow crypt of juiciness.
00:16:05.820 Brother Adelwald was sure it held some long-lost vampire artifact of some kind.
00:16:11.300 We didn't listen to him any more than we did Isran.
00:16:15.660 I love that garment, though.
00:16:19.360 Looks really cool.
00:16:25.500 All right, then.
00:16:28.660 Seek for seek.
00:16:34.400 I agree.
00:16:36.620 Awesome.
00:16:41.300 Cool.
00:16:42.420 All right, true friends.
00:16:44.180 Thank you very much for watching.
00:16:46.880 And who am I?
00:16:49.220 I'm the Chosen of Cities, XXO.
00:16:51.800 Boom!