The Golden One - December 16, 2018


Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 1. Epic Intro With Leonidas


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In this episode of Let's Play, I play a few of my favourite Assassin's Creed games. This is the first time I have played a let's play of this particular game, so apologies if I'm not as chatative as I usually am.

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00:00:00.840 Hello Laddingtons, welcome to Assassin's Creed.
00:00:04.800 I thought to elaborate on something and that is that the only reasonable course of action
00:00:09.960 at this moment in time is for me to make some sort of let's play because the season of Christmas
00:00:17.100 is fast approaching and during Christmas and New Year you're supposed to spend time with
00:00:24.040 your loved ones and your family but not everyone has much of a family so instead they can although
00:00:32.220 admittedly it's perhaps not the same thing but you can at least tune in and spend some
00:00:37.860 time with me metaphysically in this let's plays so I thought to make a good few of these let's
00:00:45.200 plays so that some people can find comfort in them over the next two weeks.
00:00:52.840 So yeah I have played quite a bit of Assassin's Creed and despite various heresies found
00:01:01.960 within them it's usually the good guys that are the bad guys in them so in Origins for
00:01:07.400 example the Greeks are the bad guys and that's obviously not the case.
00:01:12.720 But with that being said I still think the Assassin's Creed series is good enough they are invoking
00:01:19.340 a sense of beauty and identity despite being created by obviously people who are perhaps
00:01:25.560 not my guys so to speak but enough rambling let's get into the game itself so this is the
00:01:33.580 first time I play this particular game I have played the previous titles by myself so not made
00:01:41.920 in let's plays of them so this is the first Assassin's Creed I make a let's play of so let's get
00:01:48.720 into the game.
00:01:52.720 We are ready my king.
00:01:58.720 Tell me the nekis have you ever gone fishing with your son? 1.00
00:02:05.720 No never a soldier's life is all I've had the honor to know.
00:02:08.720 Well.
00:02:09.720 I would have liked to have gone fishing with my son.
00:02:15.720 Let us meet our fate shall we?
00:02:16.720 No never a soldier's life is all I've had the honor to know.
00:02:22.720 Well.
00:02:23.720 I would have liked to have gone fishing with my son.
00:02:28.720 Come on.
00:02:29.720 Let us meet our fate shall we?
00:02:34.720 Let us meet our fate shall we?
00:02:39.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:41.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:42.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:43.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:44.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:45.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:46.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:47.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:48.720 Come on! 0.61
00:02:49.720 Go! 0.95
00:02:50.720 sporadans! 0.93
00:02:51.720 Every breath that you have taken has led you to this moment.
00:03:03.200 Sweat, and tear, all of it has led to where you stand right now.
00:03:12.320 The Persians come to make slaves of us all. 1.00
00:03:17.500 I have a better idea. 0.76
00:03:20.460 I say we drench the gods with their bloods! 0.99
00:03:24.720 What say you, Spartans?
00:03:27.300 For our sons!
00:03:29.900 For our daughters! 0.93
00:03:31.340 For spurt! 0.84
00:04:01.340 I genuinely got shivers of epicness watching that intro.
00:04:12.360 So yeah, the game intro stopped here, and I'm just gonna play continue.
00:04:18.120 And if I'm not as talkative during the following minutes, it's probably because I'm trying to get the hang of the game.
00:04:23.700 But I will be more talkative in a bit.
00:04:25.900 So yeah, continue. 1.00
00:04:26.920 Absolute mad cunt, Leonidas. 1.00
00:04:53.020 Because I get true 300 feels whilst playing this. 1.00
00:05:02.080 Press 3.
00:05:03.220 Right, boom. 0.98
00:05:04.940 Absolutely glorious.
00:05:06.420 Yeah, I might say it before.
00:05:10.380 I'll say it again.
00:05:13.480 300.
00:05:14.980 The, uh...
00:05:15.980 Oh, sorry, mate.
00:05:17.080 The film 300 had a great impact on me when I saw it.
00:05:22.480 I was only 17 at the time.
00:05:24.080 So I, uh, perhaps didn't see some of the other nuances of it, but I just thought it was a high-to-most, uh, really epic film.
00:05:38.860 Uh, so, uh, yeah, and obviously I saw Gerard Butler as, uh, Leonidas there, and, uh, I thought he had an epic physique, so then I thought I want to look like that.
00:05:50.700 And, uh, a few years later, uh, a lot of hard work, a lot of hard, consistent work, and, uh, I did look like him.
00:05:59.220 Uh, we'll actually try to get somewhat shredded, uh, during the summer as well, so I can regain some, uh, physical glory.
00:06:08.840 Right, so I'm...
00:06:17.840 I can't really block yet, I suppose.
00:06:21.600 Maybe I need a shield for that, but I can at least dodge.
00:06:25.560 Wop! 0.99
00:06:26.500 I didn't dodge well enough there.
00:06:29.900 Uh, so yeah, as I said, uh, the intro you saw.
00:06:35.100 Absolutely, absolutely high Fumos.
00:06:37.400 Uh, very pleased with, uh, that intro.
00:06:39.920 Uh, you never know how in an Assassin's Creed game it might, might be, because, you know, they're...
00:06:47.920 As I said, the, uh, the good guys are sometimes the bad guys, so I'm at least happy that we're playing as the, um, as the heroes here. 0.99
00:06:59.180 I'm not quite sure what the mission is, perhaps just to, uh, kill these, uh, these bastards. 1.00
00:07:12.580 Seems to be... 1.00
00:07:13.700 Perhaps, are the...
00:07:15.700 Immortals. 0.96
00:07:18.120 Persian Immortals. 0.58
00:07:19.320 Now, obviously, when I saw this, um, film, 300, when I was 17,
00:07:27.780 I had, um, I didn't know as much of Persia as I do today, so, now, in my more enlightened state,
00:07:39.480 I have a, um, deep respect for Persia.
00:07:43.200 Um, obviously, Iran, uh, was quite, uh, quite a glorious nation for the Muslim takeover. 1.00
00:07:51.740 It was a, um, great sin in the eyes of Persians to lie, and that is something I can definitely 1.00
00:08:05.360 relate to, um, so they were not allowed to lie.
00:08:12.780 All right, we have progressed in the, um... 1.00
00:08:14.740 All right, we have encountered a Persian mad cunt. 1.00
00:08:32.840 Yeah, he has his, uh, aesthetics on point. 0.99
00:08:54.860 But now I will have to, I will have to focus so I don't die in, um, in this premiere episode
00:09:12.760 of Assassin's Creed.
00:09:15.320 There we are.
00:09:16.380 He had to pay for his crimes against Zeus.
00:09:21.260 Boom.
00:09:22.300 There we go.
00:09:22.720 This is Sparta, Achievement Unlocked.
00:09:25.540 How epic.
00:09:26.500 How epic.
00:09:52.720 We are betrayed, my king.
00:09:58.860 Jerxes, those of the path behind the mountain.
00:10:02.580 They are coming.
00:10:09.120 By dawn, we will be completely surrounded.
00:10:13.540 We are Spartans.
00:10:16.100 When are we not?
00:10:16.980 Spartans.
00:10:18.440 That word will mean nothing.
00:10:22.500 When Zaxxys wipes your bloodline from the face of you.
00:10:30.160 Today
00:10:30.840 was a day the Persians will never forget. 0.99
00:10:36.200 Tomorrow
00:10:41.880 is a day
00:10:44.360 the world
00:10:46.000 will
00:10:46.980 remember.
00:10:57.020 Finally.
00:10:59.740 Finally.
00:10:59.860 Wow, this is big, Layla.
00:11:10.680 Did you really think it's the spear?
00:11:12.360 This is the one.
00:11:14.120 The book was almost right on top of it.
00:11:17.740 I've never been so lucky in my life.
00:11:22.180 Okay, let's start her up. 1.00
00:11:24.600 Are you sure we can trust this thing?
00:11:26.260 I mean, the book could be...
00:11:27.480 We just started, Victoria.
00:11:30.400 You're the boss, boss.
00:11:32.420 I'll prep it for you.
00:11:42.500 Okay, so, worth noting,
00:11:44.260 I've made some changes since we're last in here.
00:11:47.940 There's no keeping up with the tech industry these days.
00:11:50.780 I can crank up the simulation to maximum sensory synchronization
00:11:53.640 if you're up for it.
00:11:57.480 That is why we need alt tech.
00:12:00.000 And, for the record,
00:12:01.160 I was about to make an
00:12:03.140 inappropriate joke
00:12:05.140 when she commented about the spear there.
00:12:07.020 I'm sure
00:12:07.740 many of you also thought of something
00:12:10.860 witty to say,
00:12:11.900 but
00:12:12.120 I will refrain from such things.
00:12:15.140 Anyway,
00:12:15.640 we will go with the hard
00:12:17.300 because
00:12:17.880 I can't be a noob.
00:12:19.920 I hope I don't say too much
00:12:22.220 and perhaps I get
00:12:23.100 absolutely
00:12:24.760 wrecked here,
00:12:25.800 but
00:12:26.000 I'll try to bring my
00:12:27.580 A game
00:12:28.260 when it comes to
00:12:29.140 the
00:12:30.860 gaming.
00:12:33.700 Guided mode,
00:12:35.480 a more traditional experience.
00:12:38.240 Alright,
00:12:38.760 that sounds
00:12:39.360 good.
00:12:41.820 If I
00:12:42.300 decide to replay this
00:12:43.560 sometime,
00:12:44.120 I might go with the
00:12:44.800 exploration mode,
00:12:45.600 but
00:12:45.880 before you go off,
00:12:47.520 if this book is right,
00:12:49.120 this spear,
00:12:50.080 this story,
00:12:51.300 it will change everything.
00:12:52.640 You're putting a lot of faith
00:12:53.800 in a fairly unreliable source.
00:12:56.120 Historian or not,
00:12:57.240 this guy wrote about
00:12:58.020 magical objects
00:12:58.860 and the will of the gods.
00:13:00.180 He's not Homer.
00:13:01.680 Irodotos was the first 1.00
00:13:02.940 recorded historian,
00:13:03.840 so there's a lot more truth
00:13:04.980 in that text than you think.
00:13:06.180 I mean,
00:13:06.460 what better way is there
00:13:07.640 of finding Isu artifacts
00:13:08.960 than by trusting in the guy
00:13:10.080 who claimed to meet
00:13:10.700 an actual descendant?
00:13:11.900 I know,
00:13:12.400 but
00:13:12.600 I need you to trust me.
00:13:14.560 You could be right.
00:13:15.740 This spear,
00:13:16.660 this book, 1.00
00:13:17.500 it could all be crap. 0.98
00:13:18.820 But something tells me 0.99
00:13:20.180 it isn't,
00:13:20.760 and I'm certainly
00:13:21.380 not gonna let
00:13:22.000 Abstergo find out first.
00:13:23.540 You're right.
00:13:24.060 We haven't got much
00:13:24.700 to lose anyway.
00:13:25.820 There's just
00:13:26.440 one small problem.
00:13:28.060 What is it?
00:13:28.900 This manuscript
00:13:29.560 is in rough condition,
00:13:30.600 to say the least.
00:13:31.900 The DNA found on the spear
00:13:33.180 has identified
00:13:33.900 two different individuals.
00:13:36.100 You're gonna have to pick
00:13:36.980 which strand of DNA
00:13:37.860 to pursue.
00:13:38.820 The choice is yours.
00:13:42.600 Cassandra,
00:13:45.020 that's a beautiful female. 1.00
00:13:47.980 Alexios, 1.00
00:13:48.700 he looks like a mad cunt. 1.00
00:13:50.520 Like his hair 1.00
00:13:50.980 and his beard.
00:13:52.460 We're obviously
00:13:53.120 going to go with
00:13:54.080 Alexios.
00:13:57.540 Indeed.
00:13:59.240 Yes, Alexios.
00:14:00.800 Quite a cool name too.
00:14:02.120 Finally good to go.
00:14:03.140 431 BCE,
00:14:04.780 here we come
00:14:05.760 to start
00:14:06.540 the Peloponnesian war.
00:14:08.020 Good luck in there.
00:14:09.240 No pressure or anything,
00:14:10.700 but we're all
00:14:11.220 depending on you.
00:14:11.980 Abstergo isn't
00:14:12.920 going to win this time.
00:14:14.340 If what the book says
00:14:15.160 is true 0.89
00:14:15.600 and we do actually
00:14:16.380 find the artifact,
00:14:17.640 the assassins will
00:14:18.340 finally have a chance
00:14:19.340 to rise again.
00:14:20.180 You can do it.
00:14:21.320 Oh and Victoria,
00:14:22.560 read the book.
00:14:23.560 It holds the secrets
00:14:24.340 I won't be able to find
00:14:25.360 on my own
00:14:25.740 when I'm in there.
00:14:26.460 Aye, aye, Captain.
00:14:27.260 All right, yeah,
00:14:31.280 they mentioned
00:14:32.000 the will of the gods
00:14:33.160 and I actually know
00:14:34.360 the will of the gods.
00:14:35.300 It's that you must train
00:14:36.880 in the Temple of Iron
00:14:38.800 at least four times
00:14:41.560 a week.
00:14:43.540 Focus on the heavy
00:14:45.040 basic compound movement
00:14:46.760 so deadlifts,
00:14:48.140 squats,
00:14:49.500 push press, 0.80
00:14:50.320 bench press,
00:14:51.540 rows
00:14:51.900 and focus
00:14:53.120 on progression
00:14:53.800 and you will see
00:14:54.860 great gains
00:14:55.780 and some health
00:14:57.880 gains as well.
00:15:01.680 Ah, look at that.
00:15:03.000 Ancient Hellas.
00:15:04.840 The cradle
00:15:06.000 of Western civilization.
00:15:09.680 Absolutely glorious
00:15:11.100 in the correct sense
00:15:13.800 of the word.
00:15:18.220 And I think
00:15:18.960 this might actually
00:15:19.600 be our legal
00:15:21.460 that we can scout
00:15:23.080 the terrain with
00:15:24.060 but I'm not certain.
00:15:26.020 We'll,
00:15:26.480 we're about to see.
00:15:29.000 There'll be some
00:15:29.800 wolves there as well.
00:15:31.740 I actually have
00:15:32.300 a Dacian wolf
00:15:34.800 spirituality video
00:15:36.220 coming out soon too
00:15:37.220 where I read
00:15:38.960 from a book.
00:15:40.340 A book I'm
00:15:40.780 currently reading
00:15:41.480 on Dacia
00:15:43.060 so almost
00:15:44.640 the same
00:15:45.220 time period
00:15:46.060 as here.
00:15:47.420 Well, a few years
00:15:48.140 later though
00:15:49.840 because it's about
00:15:50.660 the Dacia
00:15:52.360 during the
00:15:53.200 Roman times
00:15:54.620 mostly.
00:15:56.520 But,
00:15:57.060 yeah,
00:15:58.580 there is Alexios.
00:16:03.140 He has been
00:16:04.220 mewing
00:16:04.840 looking at
00:16:06.820 his jaw gains.
00:16:07.920 now this is
00:16:14.540 about to be
00:16:15.120 a fight
00:16:15.860 of the ages.
00:16:16.360 The Cyclops
00:16:16.920 got a message
00:16:17.740 for you.
00:16:21.240 Tell your boss
00:16:22.420 he can stick it.
00:16:23.840 That's for last week.
00:16:27.060 Malaka.
00:16:30.400 All right,
00:16:30.880 mate.
00:16:31.780 Go on,
00:16:32.460 bruv.
00:16:32.640 the Cyclops
00:16:33.740 said you like
00:16:34.380 to act tough.
00:16:35.460 So act tough.
00:16:36.580 Get a little
00:16:37.080 closer and I will.
00:16:39.260 All right,
00:16:39.740 let's go champ. 0.96
00:16:40.900 The Cyclops
00:16:41.560 always collects
00:16:42.400 his debts.
00:16:43.760 You have a lesson
00:16:44.720 to learn.
00:16:45.420 All right,
00:16:45.920 I had to
00:16:46.440 lock targets.
00:16:50.360 Never mess
00:16:50.900 with the Cyclops.
00:16:52.780 All right,
00:16:53.220 come at me then, 0.83
00:16:54.380 brew.
00:16:54.860 I'm trying to
00:16:55.940 I'm trying to
00:16:58.880 fight her.
00:17:02.000 There we are.
00:17:09.040 Now,
00:17:09.760 see if I can
00:17:10.420 illuminate
00:17:12.600 these 1.00
00:17:13.060 bastards 1.00
00:17:13.640 to the 1.00
00:17:14.200 primordial truth.
00:17:15.820 I could.
00:17:16.820 Now they have
00:17:17.320 learned their
00:17:18.140 lesson.
00:17:19.440 I hope.
00:17:20.000 Last week? 1.00
00:17:24.180 This shit 1.00
00:17:24.900 happens every 1.00
00:17:25.520 week.
00:17:30.020 I can't
00:17:31.060 keep doing
00:17:31.580 this.
00:17:36.800 He looks
00:17:37.560 like
00:17:38.000 Geralt of
00:17:39.260 Rivia's
00:17:39.920 Greek
00:17:40.900 cousin.
00:17:45.140 Speaking of
00:17:45.860 which,
00:17:46.260 I need to
00:17:46.600 get up to
00:17:47.180 100,000
00:17:48.360 subscribers
00:17:48.960 before I
00:17:49.500 make a
00:17:49.780 let's play
00:17:50.160 on the
00:17:50.720 Witcher.
00:17:51.760 That will
00:17:52.120 be a
00:17:52.540 holy
00:17:52.960 moment
00:17:53.520 to be
00:17:54.080 sure.
00:18:07.820 The Cyclops,
00:18:08.580 he is spreading
00:18:09.080 anti-Greek
00:18:10.100 sentiments.
00:18:13.120 Perhaps
00:18:13.440 he is an
00:18:13.920 agent
00:18:14.380 of the
00:18:14.940 Persians.
00:18:19.780 maybe you
00:18:22.480 could ask
00:18:22.880 him for
00:18:23.200 me.
00:18:23.900 Only if
00:18:24.340 you're a
00:18:24.740 virtuous.
00:18:26.660 I will
00:18:27.320 ask
00:18:27.680 Suze for
00:18:28.160 you,
00:18:28.320 but only
00:18:28.640 if you're
00:18:28.960 a
00:18:29.100 virtuous
00:18:29.440 woman 0.99
00:18:29.840 and do
00:18:30.360 not
00:18:30.580 participate
00:18:31.100 in
00:18:31.440 degeneracy
00:18:32.480 and decadence
00:18:33.100 and you
00:18:33.400 shall not
00:18:33.820 become a
00:18:34.580 feminist.
00:18:35.000 I'll
00:18:39.000 try to
00:18:39.800 put in
00:18:40.120 a
00:18:40.200 good
00:18:40.360 word
00:18:40.640 for
00:18:40.860 you.
00:18:42.140 Finally.
00:18:43.740 So,
00:18:44.260 what are you
00:18:44.980 doing here?
00:18:45.920 Oh, I
00:18:46.400 almost forgot.
00:18:48.060 Marcos is
00:18:48.660 looking for
00:18:49.060 you.
00:18:50.240 What does
00:18:50.840 that weasel 0.77
00:18:51.420 want now?
00:18:52.380 That weasel?
00:18:53.960 He wants you to
00:18:54.880 meet him at his
00:18:55.380 new house.
00:18:56.120 It would be nice
00:18:56.620 to see what
00:18:57.280 kind of weasel
00:18:58.440 we're talking
00:18:58.900 about.
00:19:10.180 How long
00:19:11.180 has Marcos
00:19:12.080 had a vineyard?
00:19:14.360 Since when
00:19:14.920 has he had
00:19:15.300 a vineyard?
00:19:16.920 Yesterday,
00:19:17.660 I think.
00:19:19.720 So,
00:19:21.140 Marcos,
00:19:22.120 who owes me
00:19:22.880 the acne,
00:19:23.700 is buying
00:19:24.040 vineyards?
00:19:25.460 With what
00:19:26.280 money?
00:19:27.220 I don't
00:19:28.040 know.
00:19:28.900 All right.
00:19:32.060 We're on
00:19:32.560 the road
00:19:32.920 to Sami.
00:19:33.900 Where can
00:19:34.300 I find
00:19:34.860 Marcos'
00:19:35.500 new
00:19:35.840 beautiful
00:19:37.260 estate?
00:19:38.200 You know
00:19:38.500 the statue
00:19:39.020 of Zeus
00:19:39.480 on Mount
00:19:39.860 Einos? 1.00
00:19:41.120 It's
00:19:41.440 South.
00:19:41.840 That's
00:19:42.160 one
00:19:42.420 aesthetic
00:19:43.400 statue.
00:19:44.720 All right,
00:19:45.320 Nate.
00:19:45.940 I'll go
00:19:46.240 and find
00:19:46.660 him.
00:19:46.820 Well,
00:19:47.600 I guess
00:19:49.000 I owe Marcos
00:19:49.620 a little
00:19:50.000 visit.
00:19:51.720 Thank you,
00:19:52.420 Phoebe.
00:19:58.900 I'll go
00:20:01.580 tell Marcos
00:20:02.140 you're coming.
00:20:06.620 Hmm.
00:20:08.140 Endearing
00:20:08.620 little
00:20:08.920 child.
00:20:09.360 I can't.
00:20:14.780 Choices.
00:20:15.860 The choices
00:20:16.440 you make
00:20:17.200 will have
00:20:17.560 impacts
00:20:18.080 both
00:20:18.900 seen
00:20:19.400 and unseen.
00:20:21.080 Consider
00:20:21.560 your options
00:20:22.200 carefully
00:20:22.680 as some
00:20:23.340 affect
00:20:23.700 the story
00:20:24.180 and are
00:20:24.520 permanent.
00:20:25.680 All right,
00:20:26.080 mate.
00:20:26.980 That is
00:20:27.460 noted.
00:20:30.020 You're 1.00
00:20:30.540 dead. 0.90
00:20:32.820 They have
00:20:33.680 blasphemed 0.97
00:20:34.340 against
00:20:35.300 Zeus
00:20:35.900 and must
00:20:36.520 pay the
00:20:36.880 price.
00:20:39.860 That's
00:20:40.340 how it
00:20:41.160 goes.
00:20:42.280 I wonder
00:20:42.820 if I can
00:20:43.100 loot them.
00:20:44.480 No.
00:20:46.020 Right,
00:20:46.500 I will have
00:20:46.920 to go up
00:20:47.380 top to
00:20:48.260 get dressed.
00:20:49.620 But before
00:20:50.160 I do so,
00:20:51.080 I will
00:20:51.440 take my
00:20:52.680 leave for
00:20:53.160 this episode
00:20:53.820 so it
00:20:54.180 doesn't
00:20:54.600 get too
00:20:55.520 long.
00:20:56.200 But yeah,
00:20:57.580 hopefully you
00:20:58.420 have
00:20:58.800 somewhat
00:21:01.500 enjoyed
00:21:02.060 this episode
00:21:02.940 and the
00:21:03.560 hopefully
00:21:04.000 soothing
00:21:04.520 voice of
00:21:05.400 mine.
00:21:06.560 And yeah,
00:21:07.700 thank you
00:21:07.940 for watching
00:21:08.360 and I'll
00:21:09.780 see you in
00:21:10.380 the next
00:21:11.220 episode.
00:21:12.540 XOXO
00:21:13.040 Boom.