The Golden One - December 16, 2018


Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 1. Epic Intro With Leonidas


Episode Stats

Length

21 minutes

Words per Minute

103.15915

Word Count

2,190

Sentence Count

211

Misogynist Sentences

25

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.840 Hello Laddingtons, welcome to Assassin's Creed.
00:00:04.800 I thought to elaborate on something and that is that the only reasonable course of action
00:00:09.960 at this moment in time is for me to make some sort of let's play because the season of Christmas
00:00:17.100 is fast approaching and during Christmas and New Year you're supposed to spend time with
00:00:24.040 your loved ones and your family but not everyone has much of a family so instead they can although
00:00:32.220 admittedly it's perhaps not the same thing but you can at least tune in and spend some
00:00:37.860 time with me metaphysically in this let's plays so I thought to make a good few of these let's
00:00:45.200 plays so that some people can find comfort in them over the next two weeks.
00:00:52.840 So yeah I have played quite a bit of Assassin's Creed and despite various heresies found
00:01:01.960 within them it's usually the good guys that are the bad guys in them so in Origins for
00:01:07.400 example the Greeks are the bad guys and that's obviously not the case.
00:01:12.720 But with that being said I still think the Assassin's Creed series is good enough they are invoking
00:01:19.340 a sense of beauty and identity despite being created by obviously people who are perhaps
00:01:25.560 not my guys so to speak but enough rambling let's get into the game itself so this is the
00:01:33.580 first time I play this particular game I have played the previous titles by myself so not made
00:01:41.920 in let's plays of them so this is the first Assassin's Creed I make a let's play of so let's get
00:01:48.720 into the game.
00:01:52.720 We are ready my king.
00:01:58.720 Tell me the nekis have you ever gone fishing with your son?
00:02:05.720 No never a soldier's life is all I've had the honor to know.
00:02:08.720 Well.
00:02:09.720 I would have liked to have gone fishing with my son.
00:02:15.720 Let us meet our fate shall we?
00:02:16.720 No never a soldier's life is all I've had the honor to know.
00:02:22.720 Well.
00:02:23.720 I would have liked to have gone fishing with my son.
00:02:28.720 Come on.
00:02:29.720 Let us meet our fate shall we?
00:02:34.720 Let us meet our fate shall we?
00:02:39.720 Go!
00:02:41.720 Go!
00:02:42.720 Go!
00:02:43.720 Go!
00:02:44.720 Go!
00:02:45.720 Go!
00:02:46.720 Go!
00:02:47.720 Go!
00:02:48.720 Come on!
00:02:49.720 Go!
00:02:50.720 sporadans!
00:02:51.720 Every breath that you have taken has led you to this moment.
00:03:03.200 Sweat, and tear, all of it has led to where you stand right now.
00:03:12.320 The Persians come to make slaves of us all.
00:03:17.500 I have a better idea.
00:03:20.460 I say we drench the gods with their bloods!
00:03:24.720 What say you, Spartans?
00:03:27.300 For our sons!
00:03:29.900 For our daughters!
00:03:31.340 For spurt!
00:04:01.340 I genuinely got shivers of epicness watching that intro.
00:04:12.360 So yeah, the game intro stopped here, and I'm just gonna play continue.
00:04:18.120 And if I'm not as talkative during the following minutes, it's probably because I'm trying to get the hang of the game.
00:04:23.700 But I will be more talkative in a bit.
00:04:25.900 So yeah, continue.
00:04:26.920 Absolute mad cunt, Leonidas.
00:04:53.020 Because I get true 300 feels whilst playing this.
00:05:02.080 Press 3.
00:05:03.220 Right, boom.
00:05:04.940 Absolutely glorious.
00:05:06.420 Yeah, I might say it before.
00:05:10.380 I'll say it again.
00:05:13.480 300.
00:05:14.980 The, uh...
00:05:15.980 Oh, sorry, mate.
00:05:17.080 The film 300 had a great impact on me when I saw it.
00:05:22.480 I was only 17 at the time.
00:05:24.080 So I, uh, perhaps didn't see some of the other nuances of it, but I just thought it was a high-to-most, uh, really epic film.
00:05:38.860 Uh, so, uh, yeah, and obviously I saw Gerard Butler as, uh, Leonidas there, and, uh, I thought he had an epic physique, so then I thought I want to look like that.
00:05:50.700 And, uh, a few years later, uh, a lot of hard work, a lot of hard, consistent work, and, uh, I did look like him.
00:05:59.220 Uh, we'll actually try to get somewhat shredded, uh, during the summer as well, so I can regain some, uh, physical glory.
00:06:08.840 Right, so I'm...
00:06:17.840 I can't really block yet, I suppose.
00:06:21.600 Maybe I need a shield for that, but I can at least dodge.
00:06:25.560 Wop!
00:06:26.500 I didn't dodge well enough there.
00:06:29.900 Uh, so yeah, as I said, uh, the intro you saw.
00:06:35.100 Absolutely, absolutely high Fumos.
00:06:37.400 Uh, very pleased with, uh, that intro.
00:06:39.920 Uh, you never know how in an Assassin's Creed game it might, might be, because, you know, they're...
00:06:47.920 As I said, the, uh, the good guys are sometimes the bad guys, so I'm at least happy that we're playing as the, um, as the heroes here.
00:06:59.180 I'm not quite sure what the mission is, perhaps just to, uh, kill these, uh, these bastards.
00:07:12.580 Seems to be...
00:07:13.700 Perhaps, are the...
00:07:15.700 Immortals.
00:07:18.120 Persian Immortals.
00:07:19.320 Now, obviously, when I saw this, um, film, 300, when I was 17,
00:07:27.780 I had, um, I didn't know as much of Persia as I do today, so, now, in my more enlightened state,
00:07:39.480 I have a, um, deep respect for Persia.
00:07:43.200 Um, obviously, Iran, uh, was quite, uh, quite a glorious nation for the Muslim takeover.
00:07:51.740 It was a, um, great sin in the eyes of Persians to lie, and that is something I can definitely
00:08:05.360 relate to, um, so they were not allowed to lie.
00:08:12.780 All right, we have progressed in the, um...
00:08:14.740 All right, we have encountered a Persian mad cunt.
00:08:32.840 Yeah, he has his, uh, aesthetics on point.
00:08:54.860 But now I will have to, I will have to focus so I don't die in, um, in this premiere episode
00:09:12.760 of Assassin's Creed.
00:09:15.320 There we are.
00:09:16.380 He had to pay for his crimes against Zeus.
00:09:21.260 Boom.
00:09:22.300 There we go.
00:09:22.720 This is Sparta, Achievement Unlocked.
00:09:25.540 How epic.
00:09:26.500 How epic.
00:09:52.720 We are betrayed, my king.
00:09:58.860 Jerxes, those of the path behind the mountain.
00:10:02.580 They are coming.
00:10:09.120 By dawn, we will be completely surrounded.
00:10:13.540 We are Spartans.
00:10:16.100 When are we not?
00:10:16.980 Spartans.
00:10:18.440 That word will mean nothing.
00:10:22.500 When Zaxxys wipes your bloodline from the face of you.
00:10:30.160 Today
00:10:30.840 was a day the Persians will never forget.
00:10:36.200 Tomorrow
00:10:41.880 is a day
00:10:44.360 the world
00:10:46.000 will
00:10:46.980 remember.
00:10:57.020 Finally.
00:10:59.740 Finally.
00:10:59.860 Wow, this is big, Layla.
00:11:10.680 Did you really think it's the spear?
00:11:12.360 This is the one.
00:11:14.120 The book was almost right on top of it.
00:11:17.740 I've never been so lucky in my life.
00:11:22.180 Okay, let's start her up.
00:11:24.600 Are you sure we can trust this thing?
00:11:26.260 I mean, the book could be...
00:11:27.480 We just started, Victoria.
00:11:30.400 You're the boss, boss.
00:11:32.420 I'll prep it for you.
00:11:42.500 Okay, so, worth noting,
00:11:44.260 I've made some changes since we're last in here.
00:11:47.940 There's no keeping up with the tech industry these days.
00:11:50.780 I can crank up the simulation to maximum sensory synchronization
00:11:53.640 if you're up for it.
00:11:57.480 That is why we need alt tech.
00:12:00.000 And, for the record,
00:12:01.160 I was about to make an
00:12:03.140 inappropriate joke
00:12:05.140 when she commented about the spear there.
00:12:07.020 I'm sure
00:12:07.740 many of you also thought of something
00:12:10.860 witty to say,
00:12:11.900 but
00:12:12.120 I will refrain from such things.
00:12:15.140 Anyway,
00:12:15.640 we will go with the hard
00:12:17.300 because
00:12:17.880 I can't be a noob.
00:12:19.920 I hope I don't say too much
00:12:22.220 and perhaps I get
00:12:23.100 absolutely
00:12:24.760 wrecked here,
00:12:25.800 but
00:12:26.000 I'll try to bring my
00:12:27.580 A game
00:12:28.260 when it comes to
00:12:29.140 the
00:12:30.860 gaming.
00:12:33.700 Guided mode,
00:12:35.480 a more traditional experience.
00:12:38.240 Alright,
00:12:38.760 that sounds
00:12:39.360 good.
00:12:41.820 If I
00:12:42.300 decide to replay this
00:12:43.560 sometime,
00:12:44.120 I might go with the
00:12:44.800 exploration mode,
00:12:45.600 but
00:12:45.880 before you go off,
00:12:47.520 if this book is right,
00:12:49.120 this spear,
00:12:50.080 this story,
00:12:51.300 it will change everything.
00:12:52.640 You're putting a lot of faith
00:12:53.800 in a fairly unreliable source.
00:12:56.120 Historian or not,
00:12:57.240 this guy wrote about
00:12:58.020 magical objects
00:12:58.860 and the will of the gods.
00:13:00.180 He's not Homer.
00:13:01.680 Irodotos was the first
00:13:02.940 recorded historian,
00:13:03.840 so there's a lot more truth
00:13:04.980 in that text than you think.
00:13:06.180 I mean,
00:13:06.460 what better way is there
00:13:07.640 of finding Isu artifacts
00:13:08.960 than by trusting in the guy
00:13:10.080 who claimed to meet
00:13:10.700 an actual descendant?
00:13:11.900 I know,
00:13:12.400 but
00:13:12.600 I need you to trust me.
00:13:14.560 You could be right.
00:13:15.740 This spear,
00:13:16.660 this book,
00:13:17.500 it could all be crap.
00:13:18.820 But something tells me
00:13:20.180 it isn't,
00:13:20.760 and I'm certainly
00:13:21.380 not gonna let
00:13:22.000 Abstergo find out first.
00:13:23.540 You're right.
00:13:24.060 We haven't got much
00:13:24.700 to lose anyway.
00:13:25.820 There's just
00:13:26.440 one small problem.
00:13:28.060 What is it?
00:13:28.900 This manuscript
00:13:29.560 is in rough condition,
00:13:30.600 to say the least.
00:13:31.900 The DNA found on the spear
00:13:33.180 has identified
00:13:33.900 two different individuals.
00:13:36.100 You're gonna have to pick
00:13:36.980 which strand of DNA
00:13:37.860 to pursue.
00:13:38.820 The choice is yours.
00:13:42.600 Cassandra,
00:13:45.020 that's a beautiful female.
00:13:47.980 Alexios,
00:13:48.700 he looks like a mad cunt.
00:13:50.520 Like his hair
00:13:50.980 and his beard.
00:13:52.460 We're obviously
00:13:53.120 going to go with
00:13:54.080 Alexios.
00:13:57.540 Indeed.
00:13:59.240 Yes, Alexios.
00:14:00.800 Quite a cool name too.
00:14:02.120 Finally good to go.
00:14:03.140 431 BCE,
00:14:04.780 here we come
00:14:05.760 to start
00:14:06.540 the Peloponnesian war.
00:14:08.020 Good luck in there.
00:14:09.240 No pressure or anything,
00:14:10.700 but we're all
00:14:11.220 depending on you.
00:14:11.980 Abstergo isn't
00:14:12.920 going to win this time.
00:14:14.340 If what the book says
00:14:15.160 is true
00:14:15.600 and we do actually
00:14:16.380 find the artifact,
00:14:17.640 the assassins will
00:14:18.340 finally have a chance
00:14:19.340 to rise again.
00:14:20.180 You can do it.
00:14:21.320 Oh and Victoria,
00:14:22.560 read the book.
00:14:23.560 It holds the secrets
00:14:24.340 I won't be able to find
00:14:25.360 on my own
00:14:25.740 when I'm in there.
00:14:26.460 Aye, aye, Captain.
00:14:27.260 All right, yeah,
00:14:31.280 they mentioned
00:14:32.000 the will of the gods
00:14:33.160 and I actually know
00:14:34.360 the will of the gods.
00:14:35.300 It's that you must train
00:14:36.880 in the Temple of Iron
00:14:38.800 at least four times
00:14:41.560 a week.
00:14:43.540 Focus on the heavy
00:14:45.040 basic compound movement
00:14:46.760 so deadlifts,
00:14:48.140 squats,
00:14:49.500 push press,
00:14:50.320 bench press,
00:14:51.540 rows
00:14:51.900 and focus
00:14:53.120 on progression
00:14:53.800 and you will see
00:14:54.860 great gains
00:14:55.780 and some health
00:14:57.880 gains as well.
00:15:01.680 Ah, look at that.
00:15:03.000 Ancient Hellas.
00:15:04.840 The cradle
00:15:06.000 of Western civilization.
00:15:09.680 Absolutely glorious
00:15:11.100 in the correct sense
00:15:13.800 of the word.
00:15:18.220 And I think
00:15:18.960 this might actually
00:15:19.600 be our legal
00:15:21.460 that we can scout
00:15:23.080 the terrain with
00:15:24.060 but I'm not certain.
00:15:26.020 We'll,
00:15:26.480 we're about to see.
00:15:29.000 There'll be some
00:15:29.800 wolves there as well.
00:15:31.740 I actually have
00:15:32.300 a Dacian wolf
00:15:34.800 spirituality video
00:15:36.220 coming out soon too
00:15:37.220 where I read
00:15:38.960 from a book.
00:15:40.340 A book I'm
00:15:40.780 currently reading
00:15:41.480 on Dacia
00:15:43.060 so almost
00:15:44.640 the same
00:15:45.220 time period
00:15:46.060 as here.
00:15:47.420 Well, a few years
00:15:48.140 later though
00:15:49.840 because it's about
00:15:50.660 the Dacia
00:15:52.360 during the
00:15:53.200 Roman times
00:15:54.620 mostly.
00:15:56.520 But,
00:15:57.060 yeah,
00:15:58.580 there is Alexios.
00:16:03.140 He has been
00:16:04.220 mewing
00:16:04.840 looking at
00:16:06.820 his jaw gains.
00:16:07.920 now this is
00:16:14.540 about to be
00:16:15.120 a fight
00:16:15.860 of the ages.
00:16:16.360 The Cyclops
00:16:16.920 got a message
00:16:17.740 for you.
00:16:21.240 Tell your boss
00:16:22.420 he can stick it.
00:16:23.840 That's for last week.
00:16:27.060 Malaka.
00:16:30.400 All right,
00:16:30.880 mate.
00:16:31.780 Go on,
00:16:32.460 bruv.
00:16:32.640 the Cyclops
00:16:33.740 said you like
00:16:34.380 to act tough.
00:16:35.460 So act tough.
00:16:36.580 Get a little
00:16:37.080 closer and I will.
00:16:39.260 All right,
00:16:39.740 let's go champ.
00:16:40.900 The Cyclops
00:16:41.560 always collects
00:16:42.400 his debts.
00:16:43.760 You have a lesson
00:16:44.720 to learn.
00:16:45.420 All right,
00:16:45.920 I had to
00:16:46.440 lock targets.
00:16:50.360 Never mess
00:16:50.900 with the Cyclops.
00:16:52.780 All right,
00:16:53.220 come at me then,
00:16:54.380 brew.
00:16:54.860 I'm trying to
00:16:55.940 I'm trying to
00:16:58.880 fight her.
00:17:02.000 There we are.
00:17:09.040 Now,
00:17:09.760 see if I can
00:17:10.420 illuminate
00:17:12.600 these
00:17:13.060 bastards
00:17:13.640 to the
00:17:14.200 primordial truth.
00:17:15.820 I could.
00:17:16.820 Now they have
00:17:17.320 learned their
00:17:18.140 lesson.
00:17:19.440 I hope.
00:17:20.000 Last week?
00:17:24.180 This shit
00:17:24.900 happens every
00:17:25.520 week.
00:17:30.020 I can't
00:17:31.060 keep doing
00:17:31.580 this.
00:17:36.800 He looks
00:17:37.560 like
00:17:38.000 Geralt of
00:17:39.260 Rivia's
00:17:39.920 Greek
00:17:40.900 cousin.
00:17:45.140 Speaking of
00:17:45.860 which,
00:17:46.260 I need to
00:17:46.600 get up to
00:17:47.180 100,000
00:17:48.360 subscribers
00:17:48.960 before I
00:17:49.500 make a
00:17:49.780 let's play
00:17:50.160 on the
00:17:50.720 Witcher.
00:17:51.760 That will
00:17:52.120 be a
00:17:52.540 holy
00:17:52.960 moment
00:17:53.520 to be
00:17:54.080 sure.
00:18:07.820 The Cyclops,
00:18:08.580 he is spreading
00:18:09.080 anti-Greek
00:18:10.100 sentiments.
00:18:13.120 Perhaps
00:18:13.440 he is an
00:18:13.920 agent
00:18:14.380 of the
00:18:14.940 Persians.
00:18:19.780 maybe you
00:18:22.480 could ask
00:18:22.880 him for
00:18:23.200 me.
00:18:23.900 Only if
00:18:24.340 you're a
00:18:24.740 virtuous.
00:18:26.660 I will
00:18:27.320 ask
00:18:27.680 Suze for
00:18:28.160 you,
00:18:28.320 but only
00:18:28.640 if you're
00:18:28.960 a
00:18:29.100 virtuous
00:18:29.440 woman
00:18:29.840 and do
00:18:30.360 not
00:18:30.580 participate
00:18:31.100 in
00:18:31.440 degeneracy
00:18:32.480 and decadence
00:18:33.100 and you
00:18:33.400 shall not
00:18:33.820 become a
00:18:34.580 feminist.
00:18:35.000 I'll
00:18:39.000 try to
00:18:39.800 put in
00:18:40.120 a
00:18:40.200 good
00:18:40.360 word
00:18:40.640 for
00:18:40.860 you.
00:18:42.140 Finally.
00:18:43.740 So,
00:18:44.260 what are you
00:18:44.980 doing here?
00:18:45.920 Oh, I
00:18:46.400 almost forgot.
00:18:48.060 Marcos is
00:18:48.660 looking for
00:18:49.060 you.
00:18:50.240 What does
00:18:50.840 that weasel
00:18:51.420 want now?
00:18:52.380 That weasel?
00:18:53.960 He wants you to
00:18:54.880 meet him at his
00:18:55.380 new house.
00:18:56.120 It would be nice
00:18:56.620 to see what
00:18:57.280 kind of weasel
00:18:58.440 we're talking
00:18:58.900 about.
00:19:10.180 How long
00:19:11.180 has Marcos
00:19:12.080 had a vineyard?
00:19:14.360 Since when
00:19:14.920 has he had
00:19:15.300 a vineyard?
00:19:16.920 Yesterday,
00:19:17.660 I think.
00:19:19.720 So,
00:19:21.140 Marcos,
00:19:22.120 who owes me
00:19:22.880 the acne,
00:19:23.700 is buying
00:19:24.040 vineyards?
00:19:25.460 With what
00:19:26.280 money?
00:19:27.220 I don't
00:19:28.040 know.
00:19:28.900 All right.
00:19:32.060 We're on
00:19:32.560 the road
00:19:32.920 to Sami.
00:19:33.900 Where can
00:19:34.300 I find
00:19:34.860 Marcos'
00:19:35.500 new
00:19:35.840 beautiful
00:19:37.260 estate?
00:19:38.200 You know
00:19:38.500 the statue
00:19:39.020 of Zeus
00:19:39.480 on Mount
00:19:39.860 Einos?
00:19:41.120 It's
00:19:41.440 South.
00:19:41.840 That's
00:19:42.160 one
00:19:42.420 aesthetic
00:19:43.400 statue.
00:19:44.720 All right,
00:19:45.320 Nate.
00:19:45.940 I'll go
00:19:46.240 and find
00:19:46.660 him.
00:19:46.820 Well,
00:19:47.600 I guess
00:19:49.000 I owe Marcos
00:19:49.620 a little
00:19:50.000 visit.
00:19:51.720 Thank you,
00:19:52.420 Phoebe.
00:19:58.900 I'll go
00:20:01.580 tell Marcos
00:20:02.140 you're coming.
00:20:06.620 Hmm.
00:20:08.140 Endearing
00:20:08.620 little
00:20:08.920 child.
00:20:09.360 I can't.
00:20:14.780 Choices.
00:20:15.860 The choices
00:20:16.440 you make
00:20:17.200 will have
00:20:17.560 impacts
00:20:18.080 both
00:20:18.900 seen
00:20:19.400 and unseen.
00:20:21.080 Consider
00:20:21.560 your options
00:20:22.200 carefully
00:20:22.680 as some
00:20:23.340 affect
00:20:23.700 the story
00:20:24.180 and are
00:20:24.520 permanent.
00:20:25.680 All right,
00:20:26.080 mate.
00:20:26.980 That is
00:20:27.460 noted.
00:20:30.020 You're
00:20:30.540 dead.
00:20:32.820 They have
00:20:33.680 blasphemed
00:20:34.340 against
00:20:35.300 Zeus
00:20:35.900 and must
00:20:36.520 pay the
00:20:36.880 price.
00:20:39.860 That's
00:20:40.340 how it
00:20:41.160 goes.
00:20:42.280 I wonder
00:20:42.820 if I can
00:20:43.100 loot them.
00:20:44.480 No.
00:20:46.020 Right,
00:20:46.500 I will have
00:20:46.920 to go up
00:20:47.380 top to
00:20:48.260 get dressed.
00:20:49.620 But before
00:20:50.160 I do so,
00:20:51.080 I will
00:20:51.440 take my
00:20:52.680 leave for
00:20:53.160 this episode
00:20:53.820 so it
00:20:54.180 doesn't
00:20:54.600 get too
00:20:55.520 long.
00:20:56.200 But yeah,
00:20:57.580 hopefully you
00:20:58.420 have
00:20:58.800 somewhat
00:21:01.500 enjoyed
00:21:02.060 this episode
00:21:02.940 and the
00:21:03.560 hopefully
00:21:04.000 soothing
00:21:04.520 voice of
00:21:05.400 mine.
00:21:06.560 And yeah,
00:21:07.700 thank you
00:21:07.940 for watching
00:21:08.360 and I'll
00:21:09.780 see you in
00:21:10.380 the next
00:21:11.220 episode.
00:21:12.540 XOXO
00:21:13.040 Boom.