The Golden One - December 20, 2018


Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 2. Joocey PHYSIQUE and a Note on Skin Colour


Episode Stats

Length

33 minutes

Words per Minute

104.618256

Word Count

3,549

Sentence Count

498

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, proud sons of Sparta. Welcome back to good old Hellas and our let's play.
00:00:08.440 And we've got to admire Alexios' physique. He looks quite jacked, to be honest.
00:00:14.480 So when I say that you should aim to get fucking juicy, this is the type of physique that I mean.
00:00:20.580 So strong, athletic, and aesthetic.
00:00:26.960 So, now Haas, I suppose we have to climb up here to change into our clothes.
00:00:36.260 He is obviously rocking some Legio Gloria clothing.
00:00:41.220 That is the only reasonable course of action to suppose.
00:00:48.240 So, inventory. Inventory. Let's see what the crack is.
00:00:54.160 And yeah, as I said in the last episode, I kind of like his hair.
00:00:56.960 Sort of like I have it.
00:01:00.380 What's this now? Browse bag. Alright.
00:01:03.280 Quest items. Broken bow.
00:01:06.840 Alright.
00:01:08.920 That isn't particularly good at all, I'm afraid.
00:01:13.320 Sword. Bandit sword.
00:01:15.420 Okay, that's our equipped weapon.
00:01:18.240 Here we have something fun.
00:01:22.320 Miss Theos tunic.
00:01:24.400 I'm not certain if I pronounce that correctly.
00:01:28.300 Right, now we have equipped it at least.
00:01:31.200 Engraving list.
00:01:32.060 How nice.
00:01:33.620 We can engrave something epic later on.
00:01:36.580 Now, Miss Theos belt.
00:01:38.340 And now I will tell you all something so that you can remind me when the spring and summer comes.
00:01:45.860 Actually, a release for Legio Gloria that would be absolutely epic.
00:01:49.360 I don't know how many would actually buy it.
00:01:52.460 But I want it at least.
00:01:54.400 And I always try to design the clothes.
00:01:56.760 So, I find it cool.
00:01:58.300 And then I just hope that others find it cool as well.
00:02:00.920 And either way, it will be like a loincloth made out of leather with strips going down.
00:02:09.040 So, it's sort of like a gladiator thing.
00:02:13.020 Now you know the plan to do that.
00:02:15.920 It will be absolutely epic.
00:02:18.880 Obviously, not sure exactly how it will look.
00:02:20.800 But something along those lines for that Hellenic Roman gladiator sort of aesthetic.
00:02:36.720 So, in a way, the war, the Peloponnesian war that takes place in this time.
00:02:46.020 Definitely a war which saw the Greek city-states just hammer away at each other.
00:02:53.540 Athens and Sparta just kept at it, blooded each other.
00:02:57.940 So, instead of asserting their dominance over nearby territories, they went at each other.
00:03:06.860 Obviously, it would take Alexander the Great to unite the Greeks.
00:03:10.500 And then commence this epic conquest.
00:03:22.980 There you are.
00:03:24.080 There we are.
00:03:24.400 Let's see what you've gotten yourself into this time, Marcos.
00:03:28.180 Nice, mate.
00:03:29.360 Let's go, champ.
00:03:34.880 Ah, this is highly mythic, in a way.
00:03:41.080 I was gonna say comfy, but it's not comfy.
00:03:43.480 Comfy is more if you are in a cabin in the woods, surrounded by snow.
00:03:47.660 But this is mythic, in a way.
00:03:49.140 I really get the feel of ancient Greece.
00:03:55.340 So, well done, Ubisoft.
00:03:58.300 And obviously, we're gonna see how the people are looking.
00:04:03.760 Yeah, you look European to me.
00:04:06.820 To my eyes, you look also European.
00:04:10.500 How about these guys?
00:04:14.920 Do they look European?
00:04:17.660 I can't really see his face.
00:04:19.640 Now I can see his face.
00:04:21.120 Let me look at you.
00:04:22.200 I'm sorry, mate.
00:04:23.020 I just want to classify you.
00:04:27.140 Looks European too.
00:04:29.080 I saw the comments on last video where they said...
00:04:33.240 A few comments said that there was a lot of dark guys in this game.
00:04:38.100 But I want to remind you of the fact, and this is something I will make a separate video on, that skin color is very dependent on how much sun you're getting.
00:04:47.420 So, if you spend a lot of time in the sun, you will get dark skin.
00:04:52.960 This is very true for me too.
00:04:54.540 If I spend a summer outside getting a lot of sun, my skin will be significantly darker than it is right now.
00:05:02.200 So now, I am a bloat max pale orc.
00:05:06.100 And in the summer, it will get darker.
00:05:08.320 So, don't focus so much on the skin.
00:05:10.200 Look more on the features of someone.
00:05:12.140 Hello, mate.
00:05:35.100 How are we today?
00:05:42.140 The Cyclops sent his scum to find you.
00:05:44.820 I think they mean you harm.
00:05:46.600 I wish you would have told me that before they hit me.
00:05:49.380 But that's besides the point.
00:05:51.260 You bought a vineyard, Marcos?
00:05:53.340 A vineyard?
00:05:54.480 Why not?
00:05:55.560 I like wine.
00:05:56.780 You like wine.
00:05:57.660 Everybody likes wine.
00:05:59.440 Everybody buys wine.
00:06:01.240 Why not from me?
00:06:02.080 He has a point.
00:06:04.060 He looks a bit dark, though.
00:06:06.300 But that's more the features.
00:06:07.840 I'm not sure what to make of this.
00:06:09.080 You don't know how to make wine.
00:06:13.060 Because you don't know how to grow grapes or make wine.
00:06:16.620 I'm a fast learner.
00:06:18.280 You grow grapes on the vine, then you get some wine.
00:06:22.460 It's that simple, is it?
00:06:24.220 You know me better than to think I don't have a plan.
00:06:27.340 Marcos always has a plan.
00:06:29.700 Alright.
00:06:30.780 Then do you have the money you owe me?
00:06:32.840 Do I have the money I owe you?
00:06:34.800 Of course, of course.
00:06:36.820 Well, no.
00:06:37.660 Not at the moment.
00:06:38.460 Then get it.
00:06:42.260 He has been deplatformed by the other wine merchants.
00:06:46.900 That's why he doesn't have our gold yet.
00:06:50.800 You want me to collect my own debt?
00:06:53.460 It's just waiting for you and Sammy, my friend.
00:06:57.360 Who's the merchant?
00:06:59.100 Duris.
00:06:59.700 You know Duris.
00:07:00.720 He's very nice.
00:07:03.740 Stop giving Duris money.
00:07:07.100 Yes.
00:07:07.580 Duris.
00:07:08.580 Duris?
00:07:09.120 How stupid can you get?
00:07:11.440 Stop giving him money.
00:07:13.000 He always pays me back.
00:07:14.700 After I threaten him.
00:07:16.960 Exactly.
00:07:18.000 Everybody benefits.
00:07:19.540 Duris gets his money.
00:07:21.180 I get my interest.
00:07:22.620 And you have work.
00:07:23.560 Kefalonia is wonderful, is it not?
00:07:30.240 Okay, we're just going to find him.
00:07:31.860 Where can I find him, please?
00:07:32.680 And illuminate him to the primordial truth.
00:07:34.820 In a shot, he's Sammy overlooking the docks.
00:07:36.580 You know this Alexios.
00:07:38.260 Will he be there?
00:07:39.440 You mistake me for the Pythia.
00:07:41.660 I couldn't possibly know.
00:07:43.000 He'd better have my money, Marcus.
00:07:48.520 I'd hate to have to sell our vineyard.
00:07:50.860 Of course he will.
00:07:52.420 Oh, after there's another matter I want to discuss with you.
00:07:56.000 After.
00:07:57.000 Fine.
00:07:57.860 He wants to discuss the Persian question.
00:08:01.840 Hello, horses.
00:08:24.720 I'm ready to choose a horse.
00:08:26.760 I will go with the middle one.
00:08:31.840 The horse in the middle looks the most glorious.
00:08:35.500 It looks the most golden.
00:08:37.320 So obviously I have to go with that.
00:08:50.660 I like this one.
00:08:51.680 This is the one I want.
00:08:52.820 Are you sure?
00:08:53.740 Because...
00:08:54.180 I'm sure, Marcus.
00:08:56.260 Everybody benefits.
00:08:57.800 Especially you.
00:08:59.180 You've chosen the great Phobos.
00:09:01.020 The great Phobos.
00:09:02.580 Absolutely...
00:09:03.460 Phobos.
00:09:04.740 Absolute unit.
00:09:06.340 I'm in awe of the size of him.
00:09:08.140 Remember, meet me at the temple in Sammy when you have your money from Duris.
00:09:10.920 Ah, F-Therpy.
00:09:12.520 There's plenty of wine left to buy.
00:09:14.440 These wine merchants.
00:09:15.680 He's, um...
00:09:16.860 Phoebe's been taken.
00:09:18.400 By who?
00:09:19.400 Thugs of the Cyclops.
00:09:20.640 Who else snatched her right off the main road?
00:09:23.280 Tell me where they went.
00:09:25.020 In the direction of Itimene Beats.
00:09:26.400 All right, we have a boxing match on our hands.
00:09:29.720 It will be, um...
00:09:30.780 Yes, go.
00:09:31.720 But don't forget about Durvuris, Alexios.
00:09:35.880 Okay, let's discuss this individual.
00:09:39.720 Um...
00:09:40.220 A bit dark, but he could definitely be an ancient Greek person.
00:09:45.660 Uh...
00:09:46.100 With a...
00:09:46.520 With a tan, of course.
00:09:48.420 But, uh...
00:09:49.620 It's quite sunny here, so we're gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.
00:09:56.600 Um...
00:09:57.200 So, anyway...
00:10:00.520 Hello, goats.
00:10:03.680 Oh, look at this.
00:10:04.680 It's a...
00:10:05.740 It's a mad cunt.
00:10:08.300 Pondering the greatness of, um...
00:10:11.080 Of our horse here.
00:10:12.360 He's Mirin Had.
00:10:14.180 But, uh...
00:10:15.080 We're not gonna talk to him now, because we...
00:10:17.700 Want to advance the storyline.
00:10:20.380 I could probably kill these animals to make some sort of epic garment, but, um...
00:10:26.080 That would be for later.
00:10:29.100 Anyway, what was I going to say?
00:10:32.860 I was going to say that I will make a video on Assassin's Creed Origins.
00:10:38.360 And give my thoughts on that, because I was, um...
00:10:41.880 As I might have said in the last episode, I was quite, um...
00:10:44.940 Impressed.
00:10:45.380 I'll sneak up on you, Malakas.
00:10:46.960 By the, um...
00:10:48.980 Level of historical accuracy.
00:10:51.140 They could have gone...
00:10:53.040 Done Origins a lot more.
00:10:54.600 We was Kang's.
00:10:56.980 In its style, but it was quite, uh...
00:10:59.140 Quite nice game, actually.
00:11:00.900 And that's obviously why I decided to give this a, uh...
00:11:03.780 Chance.
00:11:05.380 She'll make good ransom for me for the Cyclopes.
00:11:08.700 No one's gonna buy me from you.
00:11:10.420 They're all poor.
00:11:14.940 They have, um...
00:11:16.840 They've captured our, uh...
00:11:18.360 Enduring, um...
00:11:20.600 A little child there.
00:11:22.960 Right, crouch.
00:11:25.140 This tall grass will keep me hidden.
00:11:35.480 Don't let the rest of those Malakas get away.
00:11:37.780 That, uh...
00:11:39.560 That was the only reasonable course of action to, uh...
00:11:44.320 To do that.
00:11:45.880 Press X to whistle.
00:11:49.500 Come at me, bruh.
00:11:52.080 Let's go, champ.
00:11:53.480 Let's go, champ.
00:11:54.820 Boom.
00:11:55.820 Nice Judo throw there.
00:11:59.580 I'm gonna loot him, obviously.
00:12:01.540 Got some Drachmai.
00:12:02.860 Nice.
00:12:03.220 Um...
00:12:05.020 Let's see if we can actually sneak up like this.
00:12:09.160 There we are.
00:12:11.180 Absolutely sick helmet on this guy.
00:12:14.260 Uh...
00:12:14.660 Some cool aesthetics, for sure.
00:12:23.360 Time to get Phoebe out of here.
00:12:24.600 That's how it goes if you, um...
00:12:28.220 Try to capture...
00:12:30.000 Our, um...
00:12:31.500 Our kin.
00:12:32.500 Oh, look at that.
00:12:33.020 We have some, uh...
00:12:34.060 Something fun to loot here.
00:12:37.440 Spartan buskins.
00:12:38.680 We will actually equip these immediately.
00:12:41.840 For optimal glory.
00:12:46.300 Aha!
00:12:47.140 We're too noob for that.
00:12:50.080 Uh...
00:12:50.560 At this moment.
00:12:52.060 We need to be level two.
00:12:53.780 Hello, girl.
00:12:54.840 Come with me.
00:12:56.200 Come with me if you want to lift.
00:12:59.360 Are you alright?
00:13:01.100 It wasn't so bad.
00:13:02.100 Last time they put a cloth in my mouth so I'd stop biting.
00:13:06.800 Phoebe, just...
00:13:08.560 Be careful.
00:13:10.000 You're alone now, since...
00:13:11.640 Since my parents died?
00:13:13.380 I'm okay.
00:13:15.000 I've got you, and...
00:13:16.820 You've got me and Marcos.
00:13:18.520 We're your family, right?
00:13:19.820 You'll have to be stronger than that.
00:13:27.540 Don't give in!
00:13:30.280 Let him have it!
00:13:31.080 Got you!
00:13:38.800 Got you!
00:13:42.980 Again!
00:13:43.660 Up!
00:13:43.980 That's, um...
00:13:44.920 Good parenting, right there.
00:13:46.280 I wish more Western fathers, um...
00:13:48.880 Prizes are soon as they fall.
00:13:51.000 Did that to the sons.
00:13:52.500 That's definitely how I will...
00:13:54.260 Raise my sons.
00:13:56.680 And obviously I will teach my...
00:13:58.260 My daughter how to fight and defend herself as well.
00:14:04.000 Widen your stance.
00:14:06.260 A soldier...
00:14:07.260 Grounds...
00:14:07.760 He's getting a bit of 300 vibes from this as well.
00:14:13.680 And good Spartan aesthetics on the father there too.
00:14:17.480 That's enough, Nicolaus.
00:14:19.580 The sun's going down.
00:14:21.540 Time to eat, don't you think?
00:14:23.600 She's interfering with his martial education.
00:14:26.740 That's absolutely blasphemous.
00:14:29.060 I must object to this barbarism.
00:14:31.480 I must object to this barbarism.
00:14:31.560 I must object to this barbarism.
00:14:33.620 And what a fish she will be!
00:14:35.320 No, not her!
00:14:36.460 Take me, instead I'm tasty!
00:14:37.760 Yes, yes, you're all sweet as honey.
00:14:40.340 Now, come inside.
00:14:41.840 Lamps turning black.
00:14:43.520 Here.
00:14:44.880 Lay her in bed.
00:14:46.860 Yes, father.
00:14:48.520 Alexios.
00:14:57.060 You...
00:14:57.740 are my greatest bride.
00:15:03.340 Remember that.
00:15:05.740 You will bring this family
00:15:07.580 to glory...
00:15:08.200 to glory.
00:15:12.960 Go.
00:15:26.700 Right.
00:15:28.120 You worry too much.
00:15:30.060 You don't worry enough.
00:15:31.560 We'll be all right if we watch out for each other.
00:15:34.320 Which reminds me.
00:15:35.500 The thug said you should watch your back.
00:15:37.740 What'd they say?
00:15:39.200 They said the Cyclops put a big bounty on you.
00:15:42.660 Talos the Stonefist wants you dead.
00:15:44.780 Talos.
00:15:45.620 The mercenary.
00:15:47.340 Talos the Nordgod.
00:15:49.260 Am I not in trouble?
00:15:50.260 Better get him before he gets you.
00:15:52.420 I hear he's really mean.
00:15:56.940 I'll find my way back to town.
00:15:58.620 Here!
00:15:58.840 All right.
00:16:00.880 I wanted to elaborate,
00:16:02.380 but I did not want to disrupt this fine cinematic.
00:16:06.380 I just need to tip my Picclobe yet again at this game.
00:16:10.460 That scene we just witnessed
00:16:12.860 with, you know,
00:16:15.540 a wholesome family scene.
00:16:17.480 a father teaching his son
00:16:19.400 to
00:16:20.280 to fight
00:16:22.180 a mother
00:16:23.320 a
00:16:24.080 a daughter
00:16:25.620 definitely a beautiful scene
00:16:28.860 and
00:16:29.660 not something I would expect to see in
00:16:32.540 in a Ubisoft
00:16:33.660 game.
00:16:37.020 But here we are.
00:16:38.580 And
00:16:38.600 and that's
00:16:42.140 obviously
00:16:42.640 very nice to see.
00:16:44.940 So
00:16:45.180 yeah,
00:16:46.400 good.
00:16:56.640 We're gonna call
00:16:57.740 Phobos.
00:16:59.300 Hello, mate.
00:17:04.440 Who's a good horse?
00:17:05.760 You are.
00:17:08.280 And
00:17:08.760 yeah,
00:17:09.500 we're gonna
00:17:09.840 initiate
00:17:10.940 a fight
00:17:12.340 with this
00:17:13.000 with this bastard
00:17:13.940 who has been
00:17:15.440 speaking ill of
00:17:16.740 Leonidas of Sparta.
00:17:18.320 So
00:17:22.260 anyway,
00:17:23.560 I was talking about
00:17:24.780 a
00:17:25.200 certain
00:17:26.740 leather garment.
00:17:29.440 It was actually
00:17:30.560 a K1 fighter
00:17:31.560 a
00:17:32.520 black gentleman
00:17:33.500 who had
00:17:34.520 had that
00:17:36.880 when he fought
00:17:37.400 in K1.
00:17:39.360 So K1 was
00:17:40.340 the organization
00:17:42.300 is now
00:17:42.920 bankrupt.
00:17:44.060 They
00:17:44.240 went under
00:17:45.740 for some reason.
00:17:48.320 just like
00:17:49.400 Pride did
00:17:49.960 by the way.
00:17:50.900 So
00:17:51.020 the
00:17:51.340 Pride was
00:17:52.560 an
00:17:52.900 MMA organization
00:17:53.960 from Japan.
00:17:55.120 K1 was also
00:17:55.980 Japanese.
00:17:57.120 Either way,
00:17:57.940 the
00:17:58.160 guy,
00:18:00.080 the fighter,
00:18:00.900 he
00:18:01.200 fought
00:18:02.300 in
00:18:02.680 that sort
00:18:04.120 of Roman
00:18:04.600 leather
00:18:05.560 loincloth.
00:18:08.240 Very
00:18:08.600 epic indeed.
00:18:10.100 I don't
00:18:10.500 know how
00:18:10.840 the rule sets
00:18:11.640 look for
00:18:12.520 MMA etc
00:18:13.500 to wear these
00:18:14.320 but I will
00:18:14.960 definitely
00:18:15.300 look into
00:18:15.940 it
00:18:16.300 because
00:18:17.040 obviously
00:18:17.340 what we're
00:18:17.680 trying to
00:18:17.960 do with
00:18:18.300 MMA etc
00:18:19.020 is to
00:18:19.740 take a
00:18:21.360 perennial
00:18:21.980 primordial
00:18:22.760 thing
00:18:23.080 such as
00:18:23.960 fighting.
00:18:24.580 Men have
00:18:24.880 been fighting
00:18:25.420 since the
00:18:27.000 well
00:18:28.380 since the
00:18:30.120 dawn of
00:18:30.480 time
00:18:30.780 and we're
00:18:31.920 taking that
00:18:32.420 into a
00:18:33.120 modern
00:18:33.600 setting.
00:18:35.420 So
00:18:35.600 traditionalism
00:18:36.600 is not
00:18:37.660 about
00:18:38.080 being
00:18:38.800 backwards
00:18:39.180 it's about
00:18:39.960 adhering to
00:18:40.540 certain
00:18:40.960 perennial
00:18:42.320 primordial
00:18:43.320 principles
00:18:43.760 such as
00:18:44.860 fighting
00:18:45.280 is something
00:18:46.040 that men
00:18:46.520 do
00:18:46.820 in this
00:18:48.380 day and
00:18:48.640 age
00:18:48.820 it's
00:18:49.140 MMA.
00:18:50.240 If we
00:18:50.500 can make
00:18:50.980 a historic
00:18:52.900 touch
00:18:53.200 of that
00:18:53.460 an
00:18:53.900 identitarian
00:18:54.520 touch
00:18:54.920 of a
00:18:56.040 Roman
00:18:56.300 legionnaire
00:18:56.820 or a
00:18:57.240 Roman
00:18:57.500 gladiator
00:18:58.140 that's
00:18:58.740 all the
00:18:59.020 better.
00:19:00.580 That being
00:19:00.980 said
00:19:01.240 let's
00:19:04.980 collect
00:19:05.760 this
00:19:06.200 that.
00:19:07.120 Hello
00:19:07.280 mate
00:19:07.760 how are we
00:19:08.400 today?
00:19:08.700 Let's
00:19:22.020 go
00:19:22.200 champ.
00:19:30.500 Then
00:19:30.980 you should
00:19:31.480 not have
00:19:32.120 borrowed
00:19:32.580 a
00:19:33.120 zamani.
00:19:33.620 you should
00:19:35.500 have
00:19:35.640 thought
00:19:35.820 of
00:19:35.980 that
00:19:36.200 when
00:19:36.380 you
00:19:36.520 borrowed
00:19:36.780 drag
00:19:37.180 me
00:19:37.340 to
00:19:37.520 Reese.
00:19:38.280 But
00:19:38.540 my
00:19:38.880 family.
00:19:39.920 It's
00:19:40.200 hot.
00:19:41.220 I'm
00:19:41.500 in a
00:19:41.780 bad
00:19:42.080 mood.
00:19:43.020 And
00:19:43.340 you're
00:19:43.560 going
00:19:43.780 to
00:19:44.000 pay.
00:19:44.880 We
00:19:45.120 both
00:19:45.400 know
00:19:45.660 it.
00:19:46.620 The
00:19:46.760 question
00:19:47.260 is
00:19:47.760 what
00:19:48.600 do
00:19:48.780 I
00:19:48.980 break
00:19:49.300 first?
00:19:50.380 You
00:19:50.680 or
00:19:51.780 your
00:19:52.020 merchandise?
00:19:53.220 You
00:19:53.420 told
00:19:53.640 Marcos
00:19:53.980 I've
00:19:54.260 paid
00:19:54.420 enough
00:19:54.760 already.
00:19:55.440 I
00:19:55.540 won't
00:19:55.860 bow
00:19:56.140 to
00:19:56.440 a
00:19:57.520 mercenary
00:19:58.120 or
00:19:58.660 to
00:19:58.820 someone
00:19:59.180 foolish
00:19:59.620 enough
00:19:59.900 to
00:20:00.080 borrow
00:20:00.300 money
00:20:00.620 from
00:20:00.840 the
00:20:01.020 Cyclops.
00:20:01.520 From
00:20:02.120 Cyclops.
00:20:03.560 That's
00:20:04.160 how he
00:20:04.400 bought
00:20:04.580 his
00:20:04.720 vineyard?
00:20:05.540 Look,
00:20:05.960 I know
00:20:06.480 you'd be
00:20:06.820 dead
00:20:07.080 without
00:20:07.380 Marcos.
00:20:08.360 What
00:20:08.540 with
00:20:08.760 him
00:20:09.000 taking
00:20:09.300 you
00:20:09.460 off
00:20:09.580 the
00:20:09.720 street
00:20:09.940 as
00:20:10.100 a
00:20:10.220 kid.
00:20:11.000 But
00:20:11.240 you
00:20:11.460 know
00:20:11.680 what
00:20:11.900 he's
00:20:12.140 doing
00:20:12.380 is
00:20:12.620 crazy.
00:20:16.100 Hmm.
00:20:16.540 We
00:20:16.720 have
00:20:16.980 reached
00:20:17.680 a
00:20:18.480 dilemma.
00:20:22.500 But
00:20:23.100 we
00:20:23.560 need
00:20:23.800 the
00:20:24.060 drachmaj.
00:20:25.000 Malaka.
00:20:27.080 Still
00:20:27.480 need
00:20:27.800 that
00:20:28.000 to
00:20:28.360 do
00:20:28.860 fun
00:20:29.220 things
00:20:29.680 such
00:20:30.040 as
00:20:30.480 to
00:20:30.840 buy
00:20:31.040 food
00:20:31.500 etc.
00:20:32.120 gets
00:20:32.280 hold
00:20:32.520 of
00:20:32.680 you.
00:20:33.320 You'll
00:20:33.540 both
00:20:33.740 be
00:20:33.920 dead.
00:20:37.040 Ha.
00:20:37.900 Killing
00:20:38.420 him.
00:20:40.220 But
00:20:40.440 I don't
00:20:40.740 really
00:20:40.960 want
00:20:41.220 to
00:20:41.540 destroy
00:20:44.220 his
00:20:44.480 things
00:20:44.780 either.
00:20:45.900 Because
00:20:46.200 I don't
00:20:46.500 like
00:20:46.900 to
00:20:48.560 destroy
00:20:48.880 things.
00:20:50.340 There's
00:20:50.540 one of
00:20:50.820 these
00:20:50.960 things
00:20:51.240 in
00:20:51.560 certain
00:20:51.900 films
00:20:52.400 which
00:20:52.820 bothers
00:20:53.120 me.
00:20:53.540 When
00:20:53.660 there
00:20:53.780 is
00:20:53.980 want
00:20:54.460 on
00:20:54.660 destruction.
00:20:56.080 It
00:20:56.280 bothers
00:20:56.640 my
00:20:57.140 sense
00:20:57.640 of
00:20:58.040 order.
00:20:59.220 I
00:20:59.280 suppose.
00:21:00.060 I'm
00:21:00.200 going to
00:21:00.340 talk to
00:21:00.620 him
00:21:00.720 again.
00:21:02.120 Okay we
00:21:05.360 have to
00:21:05.680 do it.
00:21:06.000 I
00:21:06.080 only
00:21:06.460 do
00:21:06.700 this
00:21:07.060 to
00:21:10.300 progress
00:21:10.800 the
00:21:11.260 story.
00:21:15.280 Now I
00:21:17.140 feel bad.
00:21:17.720 Don't
00:21:26.480 worry mate.
00:21:26.940 I
00:21:26.980 will
00:21:27.100 deal
00:21:27.300 with
00:21:27.420 the
00:21:27.560 cyclops
00:21:28.020 and
00:21:28.340 look at
00:21:30.460 that
00:21:30.620 aesthetics.
00:21:31.860 Fucking
00:21:32.140 sick
00:21:32.680 physique.
00:21:35.140 Right.
00:21:35.760 We're
00:21:35.920 going to
00:21:36.160 return to
00:21:36.620 Marcus.
00:21:37.100 Anyway
00:21:37.400 to conclude
00:21:38.520 I feel
00:21:39.140 bad for
00:21:39.600 breaking
00:21:39.920 his
00:21:40.180 wares.
00:21:40.680 Even
00:21:40.860 though
00:21:41.040 it's
00:21:41.200 just
00:21:41.380 a
00:21:41.640 game
00:21:42.560 I
00:21:42.800 still
00:21:43.060 feel
00:21:43.480 that
00:21:44.020 was
00:21:44.400 bit
00:21:44.820 heretical
00:21:48.080 but
00:21:48.460 oh
00:21:48.780 well
00:21:49.220 it
00:21:49.600 had
00:21:49.820 to
00:21:49.960 be
00:21:50.080 done.
00:21:53.640 Look at
00:21:54.240 this
00:21:54.380 temple.
00:21:55.240 Imagine if
00:21:55.760 we had
00:21:56.160 things like
00:21:56.700 this
00:21:56.880 today.
00:21:58.200 But we
00:21:58.860 don't.
00:21:59.640 We live
00:21:59.940 in a
00:22:00.480 unspiritual
00:22:02.540 world.
00:22:05.340 Hello
00:22:05.560 girl.
00:22:06.440 Oh
00:22:06.620 way to
00:22:07.020 die.
00:22:10.400 Perhaps
00:22:10.920 it was a
00:22:11.420 bit
00:22:11.600 wrong of
00:22:12.300 me to
00:22:12.800 call her
00:22:13.360 girl.
00:22:13.900 She's
00:22:14.060 a bit
00:22:14.280 older.
00:22:15.020 I see
00:22:15.640 now.
00:22:20.860 Your
00:22:21.340 prayer
00:22:21.700 is
00:22:22.040 answered.
00:22:43.360 for
00:22:43.460 me
00:22:43.660 couldn't
00:22:43.980 you?
00:22:44.520 I
00:22:44.720 can
00:22:44.900 give
00:22:45.120 you
00:22:45.300 a
00:22:45.420 reward.
00:22:46.300 That
00:22:46.580 sounds
00:22:47.160 epic.
00:22:48.740 Spears
00:22:49.140 in
00:22:49.340 the
00:22:49.500 caves.
00:22:50.300 I'll
00:22:50.540 find
00:22:50.820 it.
00:22:51.300 Well
00:22:51.580 maybe
00:22:51.900 you
00:22:52.180 were
00:22:52.460 sent
00:22:52.780 by
00:22:53.000 Cephalus.
00:22:55.620 How
00:22:56.180 can I
00:22:56.620 find
00:22:56.900 it?
00:22:57.840 So
00:22:58.060 where
00:22:58.280 is
00:22:58.460 this
00:22:58.700 spear?
00:22:59.580 Apparently
00:23:00.180 it's
00:23:01.080 hidden
00:23:01.400 deep
00:23:01.840 in
00:23:01.960 the
00:23:02.120 caves
00:23:02.400 beneath
00:23:02.720 Cephalonia.
00:23:03.640 There's
00:23:03.920 an
00:23:04.080 entrance
00:23:04.480 north
00:23:04.860 of
00:23:05.060 here.
00:23:05.660 Maybe
00:23:05.840 you
00:23:06.020 can
00:23:06.180 try
00:23:06.460 that
00:23:06.740 way
00:23:06.960 first.
00:23:07.620 That's
00:23:07.880 not
00:23:08.020 much
00:23:08.260 to
00:23:08.380 go
00:23:08.580 on.
00:23:08.760 I
00:23:17.480 do
00:23:17.820 have
00:23:18.380 the
00:23:19.140 I
00:23:19.640 have
00:23:19.860 full
00:23:20.180 faith
00:23:20.420 in
00:23:20.780 the
00:23:20.880 gods.
00:23:22.640 That
00:23:23.240 Ares
00:23:23.720 will
00:23:24.000 show
00:23:24.280 us
00:23:24.560 the
00:23:24.900 way
00:23:25.160 here.
00:23:28.440 I'm
00:23:29.060 actually
00:23:29.240 going to
00:23:29.440 track
00:23:29.660 that
00:23:29.920 and
00:23:30.400 then
00:23:31.360 we'll
00:23:31.520 do
00:23:31.720 that
00:23:32.700 or
00:23:34.140 maybe
00:23:34.360 I
00:23:34.540 should
00:23:34.700 actually
00:23:35.140 follow
00:23:35.900 the
00:23:36.100 storyline.
00:23:36.540 Decisions
00:23:38.800 decisions.
00:23:41.900 We're
00:23:42.540 just
00:23:42.740 going to
00:23:43.000 find
00:23:43.360 this
00:23:43.540 spear.
00:23:43.960 That
00:23:44.080 sounds
00:23:44.560 like a
00:23:46.540 fun
00:23:46.820 thing.
00:23:48.160 Meanwhile
00:23:48.820 I'm
00:23:52.580 trying to
00:23:52.900 find
00:23:53.140 this
00:23:53.460 thing.
00:23:56.240 That's
00:23:56.540 easier
00:23:56.880 said
00:23:57.220 than
00:23:57.380 done.
00:23:59.160 There
00:23:59.320 we are.
00:23:59.680 Finally.
00:24:02.800 Alright.
00:24:03.520 Yes.
00:24:03.840 As I
00:24:04.140 was saying
00:24:04.500 this
00:24:05.100 will
00:24:05.300 give
00:24:05.560 me
00:24:05.900 some
00:24:07.080 time
00:24:07.460 to
00:24:07.940 elaborate
00:24:08.400 or
00:24:08.640 something.
00:24:09.540 Always
00:24:10.040 a
00:24:10.520 challenge
00:24:11.080 when
00:24:11.300 making
00:24:11.560 let's
00:24:11.840 plays
00:24:12.080 that
00:24:12.340 you
00:24:12.480 don't
00:24:12.700 know
00:24:13.000 when
00:24:13.320 you
00:24:13.440 will
00:24:13.540 be
00:24:13.760 interrupted.
00:24:15.640 Anyway
00:24:16.200 I
00:24:17.080 got
00:24:17.480 back
00:24:17.720 from
00:24:18.040 the
00:24:18.480 temple
00:24:19.400 of
00:24:19.580 iron
00:24:19.900 while
00:24:20.920 back
00:24:21.320 and
00:24:21.780 I
00:24:21.920 did
00:24:22.180 four
00:24:23.540 repetitions
00:24:24.400 at
00:24:25.160 220
00:24:26.220 kg
00:24:27.160 in
00:24:27.640 the
00:24:27.760 deadlift
00:24:28.140 followed
00:24:29.240 by
00:24:29.460 three
00:24:29.820 repetitions
00:24:30.720 on
00:24:31.920 the
00:24:32.120 same
00:24:32.280 weight.
00:24:32.540 a
00:24:36.040 glorious
00:24:36.580 day
00:24:36.900 indeed
00:24:37.220 and
00:24:37.580 now
00:24:37.700 we're
00:24:37.800 gonna
00:24:37.940 jump
00:24:38.460 in
00:24:38.720 to
00:24:39.060 this
00:24:39.660 place.
00:24:42.400 Now
00:24:42.760 I get
00:24:43.460 very
00:24:44.060 excited
00:24:48.660 to do
00:24:49.080 something
00:24:49.400 similar
00:24:49.900 to this
00:24:50.980 during
00:24:51.360 the
00:24:51.560 summer.
00:24:52.100 I just
00:24:52.300 need
00:24:52.420 to see
00:24:52.700 if I
00:24:52.860 can
00:24:52.980 find
00:24:53.240 somewhere
00:24:53.580 like
00:24:55.100 this
00:24:55.420 in
00:24:55.880 good
00:24:58.620 old
00:24:58.980 Sweden.
00:24:59.320 I
00:25:01.900 doubt
00:25:02.180 I
00:25:02.340 will
00:25:02.440 find
00:25:02.780 an
00:25:03.080 epic
00:25:03.420 spear
00:25:03.780 though
00:25:04.060 but
00:25:04.400 you
00:25:04.840 never
00:25:05.000 know.
00:25:07.000 You
00:25:07.600 never
00:25:07.760 know
00:25:08.160 what
00:25:08.920 is
00:25:09.940 up.
00:25:12.460 Okay
00:25:12.680 hold
00:25:13.060 sea
00:25:13.560 to
00:25:13.780 dive.
00:25:16.280 Alright
00:25:16.960 mate
00:25:17.540 let's
00:25:18.400 try
00:25:19.660 not
00:25:19.920 to
00:25:20.140 drown
00:25:20.520 here.
00:25:29.320 some
00:25:30.940 good
00:25:33.360 cardio
00:25:33.820 getting
00:25:35.300 in
00:25:35.500 here.
00:25:39.680 Right
00:25:40.300 there
00:25:40.620 we are
00:25:41.020 and
00:25:41.780 we
00:25:42.440 have
00:25:42.620 found
00:25:43.000 some
00:25:43.500 cool
00:25:44.480 place
00:25:44.900 here.
00:25:51.240 Kefalonia
00:25:51.840 islands
00:25:52.540 noise
00:25:56.540 we
00:25:58.540 can
00:25:58.660 loot
00:25:58.880 something
00:25:59.320 iron
00:26:01.020 metal
00:26:01.440 nice
00:26:02.400 so it
00:26:02.780 might
00:26:03.160 be a
00:26:03.420 bit
00:26:03.500 like
00:26:03.700 Skyrim
00:26:04.180 where
00:26:04.360 you
00:26:04.500 can
00:26:04.720 forge
00:26:05.560 things.
00:26:10.620 This
00:26:11.020 guy
00:26:13.560 has
00:26:14.080 blasphemed
00:26:14.680 against
00:26:15.180 Zeus
00:26:15.600 and he
00:26:16.080 must
00:26:16.220 die.
00:26:19.020 I
00:26:19.400 had
00:26:19.600 to
00:26:19.720 do
00:26:19.880 it.
00:26:20.380 I
00:26:20.520 had
00:26:20.700 to
00:26:20.820 do
00:26:20.980 it
00:26:21.120 to
00:26:21.260 him.
00:26:25.480 Aha
00:26:25.920 that
00:26:26.280 was
00:26:26.560 that
00:26:29.100 this
00:26:30.360 guy
00:26:30.620 come
00:26:32.340 on
00:26:32.520 die
00:26:32.920 then.
00:26:34.580 Now
00:26:42.260 I
00:26:42.360 have
00:26:42.480 a
00:26:42.560 fight
00:26:42.780 on
00:26:42.920 my
00:26:43.040 hands.
00:26:43.420 This
00:26:43.600 was
00:26:44.660 not
00:26:44.920 good.
00:26:47.860 Right
00:26:48.340 I
00:26:48.520 managed
00:26:48.800 anyway.
00:26:51.520 It
00:26:52.000 did
00:26:52.220 not
00:26:52.540 go
00:26:53.040 particularly
00:26:53.440 well
00:26:53.740 to
00:26:53.900 assassinate
00:26:54.540 this
00:26:54.900 heretic
00:26:55.480 but
00:26:55.800 oh
00:26:59.100 well.
00:27:02.720 Now
00:27:03.040 let's
00:27:03.240 see.
00:27:03.400 I'm
00:27:03.480 going to
00:27:03.640 try to
00:27:04.200 get out
00:27:05.260 from
00:27:05.440 here.
00:27:06.020 But
00:27:06.220 how?
00:27:07.520 One
00:27:07.860 might
00:27:08.040 ask.
00:27:12.160 Perhaps
00:27:12.680 I can
00:27:12.980 climb up
00:27:13.760 here.
00:27:14.380 Doing
00:27:14.540 some
00:27:14.760 parkour.
00:27:16.460 It's
00:27:16.700 also one
00:27:17.100 of these
00:27:17.340 things I've
00:27:18.020 been wanting
00:27:19.300 to do
00:27:19.840 for
00:27:20.300 ages
00:27:22.100 now.
00:27:25.800 I
00:27:26.260 tried to
00:27:26.600 make
00:27:26.760 some
00:27:26.920 cool
00:27:27.340 video
00:27:29.100 during
00:27:29.680 the
00:27:30.000 summer
00:27:30.500 where I
00:27:30.920 try to
00:27:31.920 do
00:27:32.080 parkour
00:27:32.540 and I
00:27:33.800 say
00:27:34.020 try
00:27:35.040 because I
00:27:35.660 don't
00:27:35.940 suppose
00:27:36.380 that I
00:27:36.680 will be
00:27:37.040 particularly
00:27:38.080 good at
00:27:38.520 it
00:27:38.640 considering
00:27:39.040 I'm a bit
00:27:39.600 too heavy
00:27:41.180 for that.
00:27:43.600 Die
00:27:44.160 unbeliever.
00:27:44.880 Sound
00:27:47.280 like
00:27:47.520 female.
00:28:02.120 RS
00:28:02.640 will bless
00:28:03.120 me for
00:28:03.460 killing
00:28:03.740 this
00:28:04.100 heretic.
00:28:06.460 There we
00:28:06.820 are.
00:28:07.640 Nice.
00:28:08.920 I
00:28:09.220 will
00:28:09.700 escape
00:28:12.640 and
00:28:13.200 go back
00:28:13.680 to the
00:28:14.020 priestess
00:28:14.560 so that
00:28:15.000 she
00:28:15.140 can
00:28:15.320 admire
00:28:15.760 my
00:28:16.160 martial
00:28:17.260 prowess
00:28:17.980 and
00:28:19.300 that
00:28:20.140 way
00:28:20.320 we
00:28:20.440 have
00:28:20.560 also
00:28:20.940 appeased
00:28:21.420 the
00:28:21.720 gods
00:28:22.100 and that
00:28:24.060 will have
00:28:24.340 to be
00:28:24.660 the episode
00:28:25.440 for
00:28:26.000 today
00:28:27.400 and then
00:28:27.980 next episode
00:28:28.860 we can
00:28:29.220 head back
00:28:30.000 to
00:28:30.200 Marcos.
00:28:40.460 A brute.
00:28:41.680 He's looking
00:28:42.520 juicy.
00:28:43.100 attention.
00:28:43.400 When he
00:28:44.360 sails
00:28:44.760 back to
00:28:45.300 Kefalonia
00:28:45.860 he'll
00:28:46.180 come and
00:28:46.560 break you
00:28:47.140 as soon
00:28:47.560 as he
00:28:47.860 docks
00:28:48.280 if you
00:28:48.840 don't
00:28:49.080 get it.
00:28:49.800 Now
00:28:50.320 let's
00:28:51.040 be
00:28:51.300 civil.
00:28:52.380 You
00:28:52.580 can't
00:28:52.960 hide
00:28:53.260 behind
00:28:53.620 your
00:28:53.860 glories.
00:28:54.420 Our
00:28:54.920 glory is
00:28:55.540 mythos.
00:28:56.300 he'll
00:28:56.860 kill you
00:28:57.440 the mercenary
00:28:58.560 and that
00:28:59.000 little
00:28:59.240 runt
00:28:59.700 girl
00:29:00.080 that
00:29:00.320 hangs
00:29:00.620 around.
00:29:01.560 Of course
00:29:02.420 not a
00:29:02.900 problem.
00:29:03.540 I'll get
00:29:04.300 the
00:29:04.480 drakmi.
00:29:05.380 Good.
00:29:06.160 Or I'll
00:29:06.500 come and
00:29:06.840 watch the
00:29:07.320 cyclops
00:29:07.920 feed you
00:29:08.700 to his
00:29:09.240 goats.
00:29:09.860 the
00:29:13.000 absolute
00:29:13.360 size
00:29:14.160 of that
00:29:15.400 land.
00:29:15.620 We can
00:29:31.440 try
00:29:31.780 my
00:29:32.280 friend.
00:29:33.060 We can
00:29:33.220 try.
00:29:33.420 It'll
00:29:34.920 take a
00:29:35.300 lot
00:29:35.540 of
00:29:35.720 work
00:29:36.060 and
00:29:37.060 even
00:29:37.420 then
00:29:37.760 I'm
00:29:37.940 not
00:29:38.080 sure.
00:29:38.700 We
00:29:38.740 have
00:29:39.000 no
00:29:39.200 option
00:29:39.760 but
00:29:40.040 to
00:29:40.200 try.
00:29:40.920 Then
00:29:41.100 you'd
00:29:41.400 better
00:29:41.660 be
00:29:41.860 willing
00:29:42.040 to
00:29:42.240 help.
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00:30:03.900 Alexia!
00:30:05.980 Cassandra!
00:30:15.620 love
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00:30:39.780 don't
00:30:42.840 make
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00:30:44.520 I
00:30:45.120 I am getting The Witcher 3 feels from this music and that is a compliment because the
00:30:54.500 music in that game is absolutely divine and also speaking of The Witcher 3 I will make
00:31:02.480 let's plays on that after I reach a hundred thousand subscribers if I do that so that
00:31:10.400 was in response to a comment I saw from the last video. Hello mate, our way today.
00:31:40.400 The best offer you gonna get. Think about it. Wait!
00:31:49.400 Kephalonia. Some gift. You were nothing without Marcos and look how far we've come. From an orphan on the streets to a
00:32:09.400 Amisthios with a hovel. Another Cyclops will take everything away. I can't protect you from him forever.
00:32:16.400 He'll kill me too. Oh, don't be scared of him. Look at you!
00:32:21.400 How could I go up against him? With what weapons? A rusty spear? A broken bow?
00:32:26.400 There you are. Scarking around the temple won't save you from me, Marcos.
00:32:31.400 Drusilla! I was just talking about you. You were? I need that wood, Marcos.
00:32:38.400 These new bows will be the talk of the island. I can't make anything with those bandit malakes stopping the wood shipments.
00:32:45.400 Of course you can't. Why, I was just feeling my friend Alexios in on the details. He already has a plan to deal with these bandits.
00:32:54.400 I will be a bro here and say, you know me. Always ready. Always prepared.
00:33:04.400 What did I tell you? He will leave no stone unturned. I don't care who does it, but someone better got those bandits today.
00:33:12.400 I will do it. I will be a white knight to this woman and do it. I mean that in a good way.
00:33:21.400 Because that will have to be a topic for another video. White knight question.
00:33:31.400 I usually only pay when the deed is done, but shit's moving out of snail space. Follow me.
00:33:37.400 I will, but I will actually have to, so we don't get dragged into something else here, I will have to end this fine episode right now.
00:33:48.400 But thank you for watching, and I will see you in the next episode. XOXO, boom.