Assassin's Creed Odyssey - Part 9. Apollo, Dionysus and an Aesthetic Fair Maiden
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Summary
Elbinon visits the Oracle to ask her a question, and she gives him a strange answer. Meanwhile, Varnavas and the rest of the crew head to Kefalonia to meet with the Oracle, but they run into a problem.
Transcript
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Greetings and salutations, we're back, good old Hellas, and we will advance the storyline this fine day.
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I have, as you might see, I've done some side quests, but I haven't advanced the main storyline particularly, so we're gonna do that now.
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I feel Apollo all around me. How did it go with Elbinon?
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I couldn't help but ask if she's as glorious as they say.
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You weren't lying. It really is the Spear of Leonidas.
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That's, um, that's fine, brah. But, uh, for the next time we should be more secretive.
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I would appreciate you showing a bit more secrecy.
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Well, it's just he seemed interested in legends.
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You told me you came to ask the Oracle a personal question.
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So, you came to seek the Pethia's guidance on how to end the war?
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Guards at every turn, people being turned away.
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You don't seem convinced that Pethia can be believed.
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She said, spring should not wish for winter, as it brings death with its...
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I don't understand a word of it, but that's why she's in there and we're out here.
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But if things get out of hand, I'm blaming you, Varnavas.
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That was the killa guy, but I thought it was a side quest.
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But anyway, it was so long since I was here, so we might as well just talk to this guy.
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Only those chosen by the light of Apollo may enter.
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Far too important and glorious to wait in a line.
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I think if we find the mother, we might be able to ask where the father is.
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Do you have any idea what I've been through to get here?
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While in Kaosos, you didn't cower in the face of the priest.
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A child and her family still live thanks to you.
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She said she had visions of me as a child on a mountain.
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Brute force is useless when finesse is required.
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Although there is a Swedish saying that goes something like this.
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If you can't do it with violence, try more violence.
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Obviously a saying that perhaps isn't as well used today in today's Sweden.
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But remember that Sweden wasn't always as perhaps cucked as it is today.
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We have a long history of being mad cunts.
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So obviously it's part of my holy work to try to revive that.
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So anyway, talking about Apollo and Dionysus, I had an interesting conversation when I was
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in good old America last year with an enlightened and aesthetic and jacked guy who said that
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he, and I will not mention his name because I don't want to dox anyone, but he mentioned
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that he is Apollo every day of the month except for the last month or at least one day a month where he is Dionysus.
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And he said that, because we were talking about intoxication and alcohol, etc., and he said
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that it is necessary to sometimes vent the Dionysian spirit within yourself to be able to maintain
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And I thought it was quite a good argument actually to, when we're talking about the various
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festivities, etc., now obviously I have made a video on it, but I've removed it because
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I will remake the video on alcohol, but what I can say now is that do not get drunk in public.
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If you're going to get drunk, you have to do it in a secluded environment and make sure
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you don't do anything stupid, but that will have to be for a separate video.
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Aha, we have a mercenary there that we need to illuminate.
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It was a while since I played, so if I'm a bit noobish, you know why.
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I'm gonna try to destroy this bastard at least.
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Perhaps this guy has blasphemed against Apollo.
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On another note, if you haven't already seen my post here on YouTube, and also, of course,
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post on Instagram, I have restocked all of the hoodies at Legu Gloria.
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In addition to, uh, the re-release of a, uh, classic.
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It's a bit of an updated, it's more of a garment than the last one.
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Hmm, but now I need to concentrate so I can, uh, illuminate this bustage.
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These, uh, guys, they've been shaving with Gillette Racers, I think.
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At least they're not the cult of Slaanesh.
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I, uh, I think it goes against my code of honor to threaten women, even in games, so I'll go with
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And everywhere I go, people are either lying or trying to kill me.
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You're the first person who might have some answers.
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The longer you're here, the more at risk we both are.
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Now, the first question, obviously, is if she, uh, is mirin Gaines.
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But, uh, that's not an option here, for some reason.
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But when people want to know about war or politics,
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I'm paid very well to tell them what the cult wants them to hear.
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There is an artifact under the temple of Apollo.
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The cult hunts a Spartan child who survived a terrible fall from Mount Aietos.
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Beneath the temple of Apollo, there is an ancient chamber.
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But without one of their cloaks and masks, you won't make it more than two steps inside.
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Where can I find one of these cloaks and masks?
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I have the biggest house in the Hora of Delphi, yet he still offers Drachmi for my troubles.
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But if he is, he would definitely have what you require.
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I knew the mask I stripped from his corpse would come in handy.
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I should tell Irodotos what Epithea told me about the cult.
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It was the only reason for the course of action.
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I'm actually gonna illuminate this bastard too.
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But I will rediscover or go back to this place later.
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Because now we have to damn admire this statue.
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Imagine if we win the culture war and manage to restore Europe to its rightful owners.
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Imagine then we can build statues like this all over Europe.
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They told me they meet in a secret chamber under the Temple of Apollo.
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If the cult has done anything, it's fool this old man.
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His mask and cloak will get me inside the chamber.
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That reminds me of a certain documentary, which I have promoted quite heavily.
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Last time, a few days ago, on my Instagram, posted it in a story.
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And I'm, of course, talking about the greatest story never told.
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I think it is, or I know it is, important to reignite these types of archetypes and myths in order to reawaken the European spirit.
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And I can base that upon the simple fact that the great enemy, the liberal leftist establishment, they are doing everything in their power to ridicule and distort our myths and our history.
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Obviously, until we have the positivity to build statues such as this, we will simply have to create artwork here in the Immaterium.
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So, if you make, if you are good with Photoshop or something like that, if you are somewhat of an artist, make sure to do a lot of things that promote the sort of aesthetics.
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That being said, we're gonna talk to our historian, brah.
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Terrifying might be a more appropriate description, actually, come to think of it.
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Well, they're quite, um, quite cool, though, if I may be so bold as to state that.
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The Corinthian helmets on display, absolutely aesthetic.
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I don't really want to ask this, because that might, uh, reveal our nature as an, uh, imposter.
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We just have to keep our sights on what the bloodline will do for us.
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Nor can she know we're about to capture her mother.
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These, um, are bunch of degenerates, I'm afraid.
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No, but it won't be long until we do, I assure you.
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Someone that unstable can't be trusted with such personal information.
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I'll need much more information to identify who these cultists are.
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Why split resources searching for a woman we can't find?
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Looking for the father would be a waste of resources.
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Before you know it, Pericles will shore up his defenses and we will have lost our chance.
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All of the Greek world, including Sicily, Syracuse, and southern Italy.
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Okay, so we have something more to investigate here.
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You're going to teach this little insolent shit a lesson.
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If you can't kill a fucking Argus, what are you going to do when I tell you to kill a fucking Arcan?
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Fuck with me and there's the Dibar where that came from.
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Now get the fuck out of here before I get this racer's blood on your hooves.
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Let's place the fragments and see what might happen.
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Every time I see it, it calls to me and sings of power.
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Gather yourself and hold your tongue, fool.
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Ha, isn't that actually our sister or something?
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Alright, sister. Go on. Pick me. I'll show you the true nature of what we've done to Elpinor.
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Quite aesthetic armor she has. If we will give her some credit. Nice jawline as well there.
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Yes, I supposed correctly it is indeed our baby sister.
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Stronger and more ferocious than any I've ever seen.
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We must tell him what's happened before it's too late.
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And I had actually thought to make a video on democracy later today.
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Pericles is the great general leading the Thelian league against the Spartans.
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If there are forces colluding against him, he must be warned.
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If Pericles doesn't put an end to this war, we're all as good as dead.
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If there is one place where we can find information about your mother, it is in Athens.
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Pericles surrounds himself with the brightest minds in Athens.
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In Athens, you can fulfill your duty to your family.
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But before we can go, I need you to meet me at the Lion of Leonidas.
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Something that may help us take down this cult.
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I'm sure every single one of these cultists dies by my hands.
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