The Golden One - June 06, 2017


Gains FVCKING Kitchen. Greatest Meal of All Time. Feat Teddy and RobertFrank615


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

115.37077

Word Count

641

Sentence Count

77

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 This is Robert Frank 615, and you're watching Gain's Kitchen, the juiciest fucking show on YouTube.
00:00:08.300 Here's your host, the Golden One, the Glorious Lion.
00:00:13.160 That's bruh.
00:00:14.680 Ask yourself, how is it that mighty gods die, yet the Golden One stands incorruptible?
00:00:21.840 Greetings, true friends, and welcome back to Gain's fucking kitchen.
00:00:26.080 Massive shout out to my man, Robert Frank 615.
00:00:29.100 He and I have actually been meeting each other's gains and levels of testosterone for a good few years now,
00:00:36.060 and I said to him, I want to increase the levels of testosterone of my valiant subscribers,
00:00:40.980 and he said, I fucking hate people who don't even lift, and I said, yeah, me too.
00:00:45.420 So then we came up with his plan.
00:00:47.660 Our logic is undeniable.
00:00:50.140 Now also, I have...
00:00:53.260 Greetings.
00:00:54.340 What he want to ask you lads is, how is the training going?
00:00:57.940 Are you ready to retake Constantinople?
00:01:00.880 Is Teddy's main concern in all actuality.
00:01:03.720 Then, he also wants to say that there are plenty of trees in the forest,
00:01:08.900 which guys who blaspheme against my teachings by fapping to porn can hang from.
00:01:15.020 So if you still do that, so if you still fap to porn, stop doing that.
00:01:18.460 That is what Teddy wants to say today.
00:01:19.880 So anyway, I've drunk a lot of coffee today.
00:01:22.460 You might, or may not, discern as much from my, um, from the way I conduct myself in this video.
00:01:31.440 It feels fucking awesome.
00:01:32.520 Feel the fire.
00:01:33.000 I haven't been making a game's kitchen for a while because, you know, I didn't have that, you know, fucking fire inside of me.
00:01:38.740 But now it's back.
00:01:39.600 So now I thought to show the best recipe of all time.
00:01:44.280 I didn't just want to make a great recipe.
00:01:47.160 I wanted to make the greatest recipe of all time.
00:01:49.760 And they said, it can't be done.
00:01:51.160 You're nothing but huge muscles, and you have this weird, crazy accent.
00:01:54.580 But, you know, I never listened to the naysayers.
00:01:56.740 I listened to the voice inside that said, it can be done.
00:01:59.480 That was my Arnold impersonation.
00:02:03.160 Fucking massive.
00:02:04.760 Fucking sick music, even.
00:02:07.980 So yeah, anyway, I'm gonna stop rambling, and I'm gonna start actually providing some good, uh, good content, some good information, some good wisdom for you to participate in.
00:02:18.220 But before I do that, my hair is probably the best hair of all time.
00:02:25.120 Like, it is my only redeeming quality.
00:02:28.400 Uh, but, good God, isn't it glorious?
00:02:31.860 And I have the glasses on to represent Chad nationalism.
00:02:36.140 Pfff.
00:02:37.300 Fucking glorious in all actuality.
00:02:39.800 So anyway.
00:02:41.600 Some Swedish butter of testosterone.
00:02:44.400 Some pepper of testosterone.
00:02:46.620 Some salt of testosterone.
00:02:50.400 Some spinach of wisdom.
00:02:52.860 Lastly, some locally produced Swedish eggs.
00:02:59.740 Now, if you want to be a nationalist, uh, the most nationalist thing you can do is to buy locally produced, uh, food, basically.
00:03:08.520 Support your local community.
00:03:09.920 Uh, that is revolting against the modern world.
00:03:12.400 Or if you produce your own, uh, things.
00:03:15.240 I, personally, I can't wait until I get a property on the countryside and then have a huge vegetable garden where my cutie pie waifu can harvest glorious things.
00:03:27.640 That sounds like a good plan, doesn't it?
00:03:31.720 Fucking energy levels of the gods.
00:03:34.360 I'm gonna make this right now and it's very easy.
00:03:37.380 Uh, it's just throw everything into the frying pan and, uh, you make an omelette.
00:03:42.560 So I'm gonna show how it looks when it's done.
00:03:45.020 Be right back.
00:03:45.700 Boom.
00:03:46.380 Boom.
00:03:46.640 Boom.
00:03:49.040 Boom.
00:03:51.480 Boom.
00:04:01.160 Boom.
00:04:04.620 Boom.
00:04:09.780 Boom.
00:04:12.400 Boom.
00:04:13.200 Boom.
00:04:13.440 Boom.
00:04:14.060 Boom.
00:04:14.260 Boom.
00:04:14.580 Boom.
00:04:15.460 Boom.
00:04:15.540 Boom.
00:04:15.700 Let's go.
00:04:45.700 Let's go.
00:05:15.700 That is the pinnacle of barbarism and heresy.
00:05:20.820 So anyway, the meal of wisdom is done.
00:05:25.540 And it looks like the following.
00:05:27.280 Dun dun dun.
00:05:29.460 And who am I?
00:05:30.580 That's a secret I'll never tell.
00:05:32.240 Next time so.
00:05:32.860 Boom.