The Golden One - May 13, 2014


Gains Kitchen. Elven Lunch of Gains


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

100.61539

Word Count

327

Sentence Count

51

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, true friends, and welcome back to Gains' FUCKING KITCHEN!
00:00:13.000 Today, we will all admire my Gains.
00:00:17.000 Fucking juicy I am. Fucking huge as well.
00:00:22.000 So this is the second standard element lunch of the Pale Orc I will show right now.
00:00:29.000 So I eat this about every other day or so.
00:00:33.000 And the main ingredients, six eggs.
00:00:38.000 Good old Swedish ecological eggs right there.
00:00:43.000 That is the base of the meal.
00:00:47.000 We will cook it in some good old Swedish fucking butter.
00:00:52.000 I like butter, so here is some fat right there.
00:00:56.000 I prefer it to oil actually.
00:01:00.000 And it's simply a taste thing.
00:01:04.000 We have some fucking mushrooms.
00:01:07.000 You can smoke mushrooms as well if you want.
00:01:10.000 No, no, stay away from the drugs.
00:01:12.000 But, either way, they don't contain that many calories.
00:01:18.000 But, you know, they are quite large in volume.
00:01:23.000 So I use them as well.
00:01:25.000 And, yeah, there is another one.
00:01:28.000 And a fucking pepper as well.
00:01:30.000 I always use peppers in my...
00:01:34.000 When I make things.
00:01:41.000 You fucking juice.
00:01:44.000 Alright, so I will take the eggs and crack them.
00:01:52.000 And now I am going to use my...
00:01:58.000 As you can see properly what I am doing.
00:02:01.000 Notice how I am only using one hand.
00:02:04.000 Because I am so fucking expert in this.
00:02:08.000 And I forgot in the intro.
00:02:10.000 Some hoisin sauce.
00:02:12.000 Looks like this.
00:02:13.000 And I will take...
00:02:16.000 Some of it...
00:02:18.000 There.
00:02:19.000 And mix it around a bit.
00:02:28.000 Just...
00:02:30.000 Mix it up like this.
00:02:34.000 You see the total volume of it is quite large.
00:02:38.000 As good keeps us satiated.
00:02:46.000 Just gonna let that...
00:02:48.000 Oil now for some time.
00:02:54.000 Et voilà.
00:02:55.000 We have our finished lunch for the day.
00:03:00.000 So this is what I will eat.
00:03:01.000 And then I will have some carbs prior to training.
00:03:04.000 And I might just do an episode...
00:03:06.000 About my dinner as well.
00:03:09.000 So that was just my...
00:03:11.000 First try at the new camera.
00:03:13.000 Out.
00:03:14.000 Bah.