The Golden One - December 31, 2015


Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 6


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

87.4483

Word Count

1,621

Sentence Count

111

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Greetings, warriors of Christ, and welcome back to all glorious Reconquista of the Iberian Peninsula.
00:00:11.000 And also, Happy New Year! This is my traditional New Year's Eve gaming episode.
00:00:19.000 Last year I made two Skyrim Let's Plays, and the reason for making Let's Plays on New Year's Eve will be the same this year,
00:00:27.000 because I don't really like New Year, the tradition of it, because it's, at least for me, and I suppose for many with me,
00:00:35.000 has been more stressed than anything, and you know, so this is for anyone who perhaps is not out and about tonight or today,
00:00:45.000 and just, you know, this is your... so you can hang out with me a bit instead.
00:00:50.000 And this series was quite popular indeed, so I thought to continue with this series and retake Spain.
00:01:00.000 So that's the reason for that, at least. So, Happy New Year!
00:01:04.000 And I will go through some of my promises. I don't really like to make New Year's Eve promises, but I have some ideas at least.
00:01:12.000 So, it was quite some time since I played last, but we can see here we are under Blasphemous Siege.
00:01:22.000 So I suppose we're just gonna... gonna have to take the turn, and then we can do something.
00:01:30.000 I suppose Toledo and Guandallara should be taken from the Blasphemous Muslims.
00:01:42.000 I suppose we can do like this first though.
00:01:46.000 And we're gonna deploy this guy there.
00:01:52.000 There.
00:01:54.000 At your service.
00:01:56.000 Low integrity.
00:01:58.000 Muted in nine turns, that's not really low integrity at all.
00:02:02.000 No change today.
00:02:05.000 The Crusaders of Glory.
00:02:08.000 No, there was not.
00:02:10.000 There was not low integrity at all.
00:02:13.000 And yeah, I am...
00:02:16.000 I really like this DLC, as I've said.
00:02:19.000 Might make more let's plays of the other factions as well.
00:02:24.000 If there is such an interest.
00:02:28.000 Got a request to play some...
00:02:32.000 Oh, see, they're retreating.
00:02:34.000 Play some Dark Souls as well.
00:02:40.000 Leon?
00:02:44.000 What?
00:02:45.000 I don't even have anything there in Leon.
00:02:47.000 Is this Leon?
00:02:51.000 Ah, fuck.
00:02:52.000 That's that settlement.
00:02:54.000 Highly blasphemous.
00:02:55.000 Okay, cool.
00:03:00.000 The Duchy of Pamplona has taken this settlement.
00:03:04.000 Hello, hello.
00:03:08.000 Where are you going then?
00:03:10.000 They can't really do anything with that small of an army.
00:03:14.000 So we're gonna send these guys here instead.
00:03:18.000 Perhaps this guy can wreak some chaos and mayhem there instead.
00:03:22.000 Gonna repair you.
00:03:25.000 Repair you.
00:03:27.000 And...
00:03:29.000 Send you down...
00:03:31.000 There, I suppose.
00:03:33.000 I don't think they can take Lisbon.
00:03:35.000 We have...
00:03:36.000 Um...
00:03:37.000 Garcia.
00:03:38.000 Standing firm there.
00:03:40.000 Hopefully, at least.
00:03:42.000 Now...
00:03:44.000 Braga.
00:03:46.000 Have a...
00:03:47.000 Good army.
00:03:48.000 I'm gonna see if the Duchy of Pamplona is actually our true friends.
00:03:53.000 Military access.
00:03:54.000 Brilliant.
00:03:55.000 Yes, they are true friends.
00:03:57.000 Indeed.
00:03:59.000 Uh...
00:04:00.000 So I'm just gonna place these in March mode and then we're gonna...
00:04:03.000 Go there.
00:04:07.000 And...
00:04:08.000 These guys...
00:04:09.000 Yeah, they were the army that came from Leon.
00:04:15.000 Now...
00:04:17.000 I'm gonna raise the fleet.
00:04:20.000 There will still be a...
00:04:23.000 A rebellion here.
00:04:25.000 I'm gonna...
00:04:27.000 I'm gonna...
00:04:29.000 Ah...
00:04:30.000 Fuck.
00:04:31.000 Oh well.
00:04:32.000 So we'll have to send back this army.
00:04:33.000 It...
00:04:34.000 It just came here and did nothing.
00:04:35.000 So now...
00:04:36.000 Send it back.
00:04:38.000 Uh...
00:04:39.000 Hopefully we can...
00:04:41.000 That...
00:04:42.000 That invasion there.
00:04:43.000 Or not the invasion, but...
00:04:44.000 Incursion, rather.
00:04:46.000 Um...
00:04:47.000 Now let's see.
00:04:48.000 Can we do anything more fun?
00:04:50.000 Yeah, we can...
00:04:53.000 Sign up some more lads.
00:04:55.000 No more orders.
00:04:58.000 Heavy bowship.
00:04:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:00.000 Assembling the fleet.
00:05:03.000 And they had low integrity...
00:05:05.000 Yet again.
00:05:07.000 Alright.
00:05:08.000 I took...
00:05:09.000 Civil War.
00:05:10.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:11.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:12.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:13.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:14.000 Ohhhh...
00:05:15.000 God.
00:05:17.000 They are annoying.
00:05:22.000 Okay, cool.
00:05:23.000 So we have a civil war there.
00:05:27.500 Don't really want to fight against them.
00:05:29.000 That's your command.
00:05:31.000 That seems silly.
00:05:32.000 silly we can see if we can actually aha there they are champion of the Lord
00:05:45.640 so we can catch these guys in any way don't even know if we can take that army
00:05:53.120 I'm gonna see if we can hinder army harass them success nice actually recruit a varied mix of
00:06:13.040 unit there so in this episode I want Toledo no fuck they're already under siege they're ready for
00:06:24.500 orders maybe okay I'm actually gonna no I'm gonna keep sending them there hopefully these guys won't
00:06:39.680 invade here then which they they just might do and these guys and we could just attack
00:06:52.100 they go instead yeah we're gonna do that that might be a fun idea since we have said that we're gonna
00:07:07.040 take Becca in basically every episode now so yeah and turn and yeah speaking of New Year's promises
00:07:16.700 etc I'm just gonna promise myself to I mean I could have done this any date of the year but but sure
00:07:23.900 look and that is to increase the amount of training videos because I haven't really done enough of
00:07:32.180 those I suppose during the last few months oh look at this a glorious battle let's take it and yeah
00:07:44.600 that's why and then also as usual increase the quality of said videos and especially the training
00:07:51.440 videos so it becomes really epic now they outnumber us in terms of units but they are very depleted all of
00:08:00.620 them so might be interesting to see if we can take this battle or if we gonna die fall in the service of
00:08:11.840 Christ load it up with some good old tea all right then it's gonna start battle there
00:08:27.300 right to come from there let's have a look shall we at the enemy the enemy has been sighted
00:08:41.520 Andalusian scams
00:08:45.360 okay so we have two missile units
00:08:52.860 medium melee god this can be tough true friends you see the balance of power up there is
00:08:59.940 not exactly in our favor abd al-malik umayyad guard cavalry hello guys
00:09:07.640 yeah looking looking quite cool to be honest uh they might be the enemy but uh understood but it still
00:09:20.700 look cool i suppose i suppose that is the case
00:09:33.700 now we don't have any spearmen which might be
00:09:43.300 which is suboptimal when it comes to conquering their
00:09:51.880 their units oh look at that beautiful come on get em boys
00:10:04.200 oh fucking hell
00:10:09.940 that's exactly how it goes if you if you charge me
00:10:17.560 do we get a little um a throw here in as well yes beautiful nice
00:10:32.500 and one throw there as well
00:10:38.280 oh nice absolutely beautiful
00:10:45.280 all right there is your general crew friends
00:10:50.880 glory to christ
00:10:54.280 okay no we don't really want to fire there because then our general might come into
00:11:15.160 trouble yeah i saw a really hilarious comment on the last uh warriors of christ episode where uh
00:11:23.960 someone commented that it was uh even though it was just a game it was uh
00:11:30.920 disturbing to hear me shout kill for christ or something
00:11:34.920 i thought that was absolutely hilarious that someone would say
00:11:41.080 um
00:11:42.920 it's for the immersive purposes oh look at this
00:11:46.120 yes
00:11:53.080 absolutely
00:11:55.080 glorious
00:11:57.080 glory
00:12:07.080 oh
00:12:14.040 this is beautiful true friends
00:12:18.040 absolutely glorious uh yeah i don't want them to get in any shots
00:12:22.040 whatsoever because then we are uh
00:12:28.040 our men have given up and running for their lives
00:12:31.000 okay wonderful they are breaking off there
00:12:34.040 now we just have to get them some sort of rear charge upon their units
00:12:40.520 so we don't run into uh the spares
00:12:45.640 ah look they still have some some spares
00:12:49.720 glory to christ
00:12:56.040 glory to god
00:13:16.760 i hope we're generally survives this little melee now
00:13:19.560 come on then yes beautiful
00:13:26.280 and that's true friends is how you deal with the taifa of valencia
00:13:31.800 highly joyous i must say
00:13:38.600 ah feels good man
00:13:39.960 god
00:13:44.920 galassian separatists
00:13:48.120 oh lord
00:13:52.520 another rebellion
00:13:55.720 block the promotion
00:13:56.760 can't even reach those guys
00:14:09.240 oh
00:14:10.120 oh well
00:14:14.600 i'm trespassing now but uh
00:14:16.680 that's fine
00:14:18.840 because i want
00:14:19.560 becha
00:14:20.440 okay we're looking at the rebellion there
00:14:23.480 and
00:14:28.520 well court school wealth from cultural buildings
00:14:31.640 yes
00:14:33.160 thank you very much
00:14:34.040 i'm
00:14:40.120 a champion of the lord
00:14:42.040 i'm gonna deploy the champion of the lord here
00:14:47.000 but alas the public order doesn't get any better
00:14:50.360 i hope they don't attack this army
00:15:01.160 that would be extremely blasphemous
00:15:07.560 and i suppose i did
00:15:08.760 a little mistake in i should have turned around with these guys directly
00:15:16.760 the wrath of heaven
00:15:20.680 the fists of heaven
00:15:22.200 that's cool
00:15:26.680 oh yeah that was extremely stupid of me actually
00:15:29.320 extremely
00:15:33.320 and we can't even make any more units
00:15:36.920 all right i still i just want becha in this episode
00:15:41.160 and then
00:15:43.320 then we'll see what the crack is
00:15:48.200 in the episode after that
00:15:52.760 so yeah i hope you all have had a glorious christmas
00:15:56.200 and load it up for uh glorious gains and prosperity for the coming year
00:16:07.000 ah look there
00:16:12.840 i can't really do much there to be honest
00:16:19.000 so i have to crush those guys
00:16:26.200 oh look at that
00:16:32.360 the rebels got the settlement
00:16:40.280 okay taking becha now
00:16:43.000 what why can't i get it
00:16:47.480 what kind of blasphemy is this
00:16:48.840 absolutely barbaric
00:16:59.640 okay do we actually want to declare war
00:17:01.640 i don't even think we should
00:17:04.120 you know what
00:17:07.000 true friends
00:17:07.560 that we should
00:17:16.920 my sword is yours
00:17:20.040 actually do something like this
00:17:23.000 i wish i could recruit some units there but i
00:17:36.840 i can't unfortunately
00:17:39.560 now then
00:17:39.960 ready for orders
00:17:45.800 recruiting units here
00:17:47.640 are you ready to serve
00:17:49.720 there we are
00:17:53.160 oh god they have uh
00:17:58.680 an army there
00:17:59.800 uh
00:18:01.880 okay no i'm actually gonna do like this i'm gonna leave taking becha for the next episode
00:18:06.520 in a while like sheltie because i suppose we'll get a charge during this episode
00:18:12.360 either way happy new year's true friends
00:18:14.680 happy new year true friends i mean obviously
00:18:17.880 glory to christ and who am i i'm the champion of god himself
00:18:23.400 xx o
00:18:24.360 boom