The Golden One - December 31, 2015


Kingdom of Asturias： The Reconquista. Total War： Attila. Part 6

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Marcus Follin
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Leon Blasphemous Siege Reconquista Garcia Braga
Merits of Christianity from a Pagan Perspective. European Unity Session of Joy and Harmony. Kickboxing and Boxing Light Sparring

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18 minutes

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1,621

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118

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21

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In this episode of All Glorious Reconquista of the Iberian Peninsula, we re back under siege from the Blasphemous Muslims, but we re still in control of the city of Toledo, and we re not only under siege, but also under attack from the Duchy of Pamplona. Will we be able to hold them off?

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00:00:00.000 Greetings, warriors of Christ, and welcome back to all glorious Reconquista of the Iberian Peninsula.
00:00:11.000 And also, Happy New Year! This is my traditional New Year's Eve gaming episode.
00:00:19.000 Last year I made two Skyrim Let's Plays, and the reason for making Let's Plays on New Year's Eve will be the same this year,
00:00:27.000 because I don't really like New Year, the tradition of it, because it's, at least for me, and I suppose for many with me,
00:00:35.000 has been more stressed than anything, and you know, so this is for anyone who perhaps is not out and about tonight or today,
00:00:45.000 and just, you know, this is your... so you can hang out with me a bit instead.
00:00:50.000 And this series was quite popular indeed, so I thought to continue with this series and retake Spain.
00:01:00.000 So that's the reason for that, at least. So, Happy New Year!
00:01:04.000 And I will go through some of my promises. I don't really like to make New Year's Eve promises, but I have some ideas at least.
00:01:12.000 So, it was quite some time since I played last, but we can see here we are under Blasphemous Siege.
00:01:22.000 So I suppose we're just gonna... gonna have to take the turn, and then we can do something.
00:01:30.000 I suppose Toledo and Guandallara should be taken from the Blasphemous Muslims. 1.00
00:01:42.000 I suppose we can do like this first though. 0.80
00:01:46.000 And we're gonna deploy this guy there.
00:01:52.000 There.
00:01:54.000 At your service.
00:01:56.000 Low integrity.
00:01:58.000 Muted in nine turns, that's not really low integrity at all.
00:02:02.000 No change today.
00:02:05.000 The Crusaders of Glory.
00:02:08.000 No, there was not.
00:02:10.000 There was not low integrity at all.
00:02:13.000 And yeah, I am...
00:02:16.000 I really like this DLC, as I've said.
00:02:19.000 Might make more let's plays of the other factions as well.
00:02:24.000 If there is such an interest.
00:02:28.000 Got a request to play some...
00:02:32.000 Oh, see, they're retreating.
00:02:34.000 Play some Dark Souls as well.
00:02:40.000 Leon?
00:02:44.000 What?
00:02:45.000 I don't even have anything there in Leon.
00:02:47.000 Is this Leon? 1.00
00:02:51.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:02:52.000 That's that settlement. 1.00
00:02:54.000 Highly blasphemous.
00:02:55.000 Okay, cool.
00:03:00.000 The Duchy of Pamplona has taken this settlement.
00:03:04.000 Hello, hello.
00:03:08.000 Where are you going then?
00:03:10.000 They can't really do anything with that small of an army.
00:03:14.000 So we're gonna send these guys here instead.
00:03:18.000 Perhaps this guy can wreak some chaos and mayhem there instead.
00:03:22.000 Gonna repair you.
00:03:25.000 Repair you.
00:03:27.000 And...
00:03:29.000 Send you down...
00:03:31.000 There, I suppose.
00:03:33.000 I don't think they can take Lisbon.
00:03:35.000 We have...
00:03:36.000 Um...
00:03:37.000 Garcia.
00:03:38.000 Standing firm there.
00:03:40.000 Hopefully, at least.
00:03:42.000 Now...
00:03:44.000 Braga.
00:03:46.000 Have a...
00:03:47.000 Good army.
00:03:48.000 I'm gonna see if the Duchy of Pamplona is actually our true friends.
00:03:53.000 Military access.
00:03:54.000 Brilliant.
00:03:55.000 Yes, they are true friends.
00:03:57.000 Indeed.
00:03:59.000 Uh...
00:04:00.000 So I'm just gonna place these in March mode and then we're gonna...
00:04:03.000 Go there.
00:04:07.000 And...
00:04:08.000 These guys...
00:04:09.000 Yeah, they were the army that came from Leon.
00:04:15.000 Now...
00:04:17.000 I'm gonna raise the fleet.
00:04:20.000 There will still be a...
00:04:23.000 A rebellion here.
00:04:25.000 I'm gonna...
00:04:27.000 I'm gonna...
00:04:29.000 Ah... 1.00
00:04:30.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:04:31.000 Oh well. 1.00
00:04:32.000 So we'll have to send back this army. 0.74
00:04:33.000 It...
00:04:34.000 It just came here and did nothing.
00:04:35.000 So now...
00:04:36.000 Send it back.
00:04:38.000 Uh...
00:04:39.000 Hopefully we can...
00:04:41.000 That...
00:04:42.000 That invasion there. 0.96
00:04:43.000 Or not the invasion, but...
00:04:44.000 Incursion, rather.
00:04:46.000 Um...
00:04:47.000 Now let's see.
00:04:48.000 Can we do anything more fun?
00:04:50.000 Yeah, we can...
00:04:53.000 Sign up some more lads.
00:04:55.000 No more orders.
00:04:58.000 Heavy bowship. 0.99
00:04:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:00.000 Assembling the fleet.
00:05:03.000 And they had low integrity...
00:05:05.000 Yet again.
00:05:07.000 Alright.
00:05:08.000 I took...
00:05:09.000 Civil War.
00:05:10.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:11.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:12.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:13.000 The Spears of Power.
00:05:14.000 Ohhhh...
00:05:15.000 God.
00:05:17.000 They are annoying.
00:05:22.000 Okay, cool.
00:05:23.000 So we have a civil war there.
00:05:27.500 Don't really want to fight against them.
00:05:29.000 That's your command.
00:05:31.000 That seems silly. 0.58
00:05:32.000 silly we can see if we can actually aha there they are champion of the Lord
00:05:45.640 so we can catch these guys in any way don't even know if we can take that army 0.71
00:05:53.120 I'm gonna see if we can hinder army harass them success nice actually recruit a varied mix of 0.96
00:06:13.040 unit there so in this episode I want Toledo no fuck they're already under siege they're ready for 0.95
00:06:24.500 orders maybe okay I'm actually gonna no I'm gonna keep sending them there hopefully these guys won't 0.96
00:06:39.680 invade here then which they they just might do and these guys and we could just attack
00:06:52.100 they go instead yeah we're gonna do that that might be a fun idea since we have said that we're gonna
00:07:07.040 take Becca in basically every episode now so yeah and turn and yeah speaking of New Year's promises
00:07:16.700 etc I'm just gonna promise myself to I mean I could have done this any date of the year but but sure
00:07:23.900 look and that is to increase the amount of training videos because I haven't really done enough of
00:07:32.180 those I suppose during the last few months oh look at this a glorious battle let's take it and yeah
00:07:44.600 that's why and then also as usual increase the quality of said videos and especially the training
00:07:51.440 videos so it becomes really epic now they outnumber us in terms of units but they are very depleted all of
00:08:00.620 them so might be interesting to see if we can take this battle or if we gonna die fall in the service of
00:08:11.840 Christ load it up with some good old tea all right then it's gonna start battle there 0.52
00:08:27.300 right to come from there let's have a look shall we at the enemy the enemy has been sighted
00:08:41.520 Andalusian scams
00:08:45.360 okay so we have two missile units
00:08:52.860 medium melee god this can be tough true friends you see the balance of power up there is
00:08:59.940 not exactly in our favor abd al-malik umayyad guard cavalry hello guys
00:09:07.640 yeah looking looking quite cool to be honest uh they might be the enemy but uh understood but it still
00:09:20.700 look cool i suppose i suppose that is the case
00:09:33.700 now we don't have any spearmen which might be
00:09:43.300 which is suboptimal when it comes to conquering their
00:09:51.880 their units oh look at that beautiful come on get em boys 1.00
00:10:04.200 oh fucking hell 1.00
00:10:09.940 that's exactly how it goes if you if you charge me 0.99
00:10:17.560 do we get a little um a throw here in as well yes beautiful nice
00:10:32.500 and one throw there as well
00:10:38.280 oh nice absolutely beautiful
00:10:45.280 all right there is your general crew friends
00:10:50.880 glory to christ
00:10:54.280 okay no we don't really want to fire there because then our general might come into
00:11:15.160 trouble yeah i saw a really hilarious comment on the last uh warriors of christ episode where uh
00:11:23.960 someone commented that it was uh even though it was just a game it was uh
00:11:30.920 disturbing to hear me shout kill for christ or something
00:11:34.920 i thought that was absolutely hilarious that someone would say
00:11:41.080 um
00:11:42.920 it's for the immersive purposes oh look at this
00:11:46.120 yes
00:11:53.080 absolutely
00:11:55.080 glorious
00:11:57.080 glory
00:12:07.080 oh
00:12:14.040 this is beautiful true friends
00:12:18.040 absolutely glorious uh yeah i don't want them to get in any shots
00:12:22.040 whatsoever because then we are uh
00:12:28.040 our men have given up and running for their lives
00:12:31.000 okay wonderful they are breaking off there
00:12:34.040 now we just have to get them some sort of rear charge upon their units
00:12:40.520 so we don't run into uh the spares
00:12:45.640 ah look they still have some some spares
00:12:49.720 glory to christ
00:12:56.040 glory to god
00:13:16.760 i hope we're generally survives this little melee now
00:13:19.560 come on then yes beautiful
00:13:26.280 and that's true friends is how you deal with the taifa of valencia
00:13:31.800 highly joyous i must say
00:13:38.600 ah feels good man
00:13:39.960 god
00:13:44.920 galassian separatists
00:13:48.120 oh lord
00:13:52.520 another rebellion
00:13:55.720 block the promotion
00:13:56.760 can't even reach those guys
00:14:09.240 oh
00:14:10.120 oh well
00:14:14.600 i'm trespassing now but uh
00:14:16.680 that's fine
00:14:18.840 because i want
00:14:19.560 becha
00:14:20.440 okay we're looking at the rebellion there
00:14:23.480 and
00:14:28.520 well court school wealth from cultural buildings
00:14:31.640 yes
00:14:33.160 thank you very much
00:14:34.040 i'm
00:14:40.120 a champion of the lord
00:14:42.040 i'm gonna deploy the champion of the lord here
00:14:47.000 but alas the public order doesn't get any better
00:14:50.360 i hope they don't attack this army
00:15:01.160 that would be extremely blasphemous
00:15:07.560 and i suppose i did
00:15:08.760 a little mistake in i should have turned around with these guys directly
00:15:16.760 the wrath of heaven
00:15:20.680 the fists of heaven
00:15:22.200 that's cool 0.99
00:15:26.680 oh yeah that was extremely stupid of me actually 0.99
00:15:29.320 extremely 0.96
00:15:33.320 and we can't even make any more units
00:15:36.920 all right i still i just want becha in this episode 0.91
00:15:41.160 and then
00:15:43.320 then we'll see what the crack is
00:15:48.200 in the episode after that
00:15:52.760 so yeah i hope you all have had a glorious christmas
00:15:56.200 and load it up for uh glorious gains and prosperity for the coming year
00:16:07.000 ah look there
00:16:12.840 i can't really do much there to be honest 0.97
00:16:19.000 so i have to crush those guys 0.97
00:16:26.200 oh look at that 0.99
00:16:32.360 the rebels got the settlement
00:16:40.280 okay taking becha now
00:16:43.000 what why can't i get it
00:16:47.480 what kind of blasphemy is this
00:16:48.840 absolutely barbaric
00:16:59.640 okay do we actually want to declare war
00:17:01.640 i don't even think we should
00:17:04.120 you know what
00:17:07.000 true friends
00:17:07.560 that we should
00:17:16.920 my sword is yours
00:17:20.040 actually do something like this
00:17:23.000 i wish i could recruit some units there but i
00:17:36.840 i can't unfortunately
00:17:39.560 now then
00:17:39.960 ready for orders
00:17:45.800 recruiting units here
00:17:47.640 are you ready to serve
00:17:49.720 there we are
00:17:53.160 oh god they have uh
00:17:58.680 an army there
00:17:59.800 uh
00:18:01.880 okay no i'm actually gonna do like this i'm gonna leave taking becha for the next episode
00:18:06.520 in a while like sheltie because i suppose we'll get a charge during this episode
00:18:12.360 either way happy new year's true friends
00:18:14.680 happy new year true friends i mean obviously
00:18:17.880 glory to christ and who am i i'm the champion of god himself
00:18:23.400 xx o
00:18:24.360 boom