The Golden One - September 22, 2017


Looks Like Meat's Back on the Menu, Boys! Gains FVCKING Kitchen


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

98.840004

Word Count

480

Sentence Count

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.040 Looks like meat's back on the menu boys
00:00:12.760 Greetings lads welcome back to gains fuckin kitchen
00:00:17.340 Today I want to elaborate on a few things first and foremost. I just want to say that I'm not perfect
00:00:23.700 see i told you i was gonna work on being more humble my levels of humility are off the charts
00:00:33.620 i truly amaze myself in this progress
00:00:36.160 foie hair looking divine today i'm also rocking the
00:00:42.500 cellot's delight released it yesterday already sold out but don't worry it will be back in stock
00:00:49.700 eventually now i also want to say that i felt great as of late so you can be happy for me
00:00:55.780 it's truly amazing so yeah i'm feeling good feeling feeling alive feeling alive inside as
00:01:03.060 well after being dead for a long time so back from the dead the glorious return can be a title for
00:01:10.820 something epic moreover i know i have some good authority that the elves of nagaroth has become a
00:01:19.220 bit gelignite so they're gonna send some assassins to illuminate me because i have decided to
00:01:25.940 renounce temporarily mind you renounce my elvendome by um saving out the beard of wisdom but you know
00:01:34.660 you need the extra thumos because the beard gives you 10 plus in thumos for all loyal legionnaires
00:01:41.060 who adhere to my teachings anyway meat is back on the menu boys i want to give a special mention to
00:01:49.380 rob green in good old america and i will honor you by utilizing this
00:01:54.500 seasoning for my meal today and rob has had his house basically wrecked by
00:02:01.780 by the catastrophe in the south of the us but i'm happy that you are safe and sound at least rob
00:02:08.820 that is the most important part anyway a lot of juicy pale orcs ask how can you be a good
00:02:14.980 nationalist how can you revolt against globalism and against the modern world etc the best way you
00:02:22.340 can do this is by supporting your local economy supporting your local farmers so right here we have
00:02:32.100 in all actuality some ultra aryan swedish meat of testosterone uh so that is what you can do buy local
00:02:40.820 buy from your local farmers that is absolutely the best thing you can do if you want to support your nation
00:02:47.780 as it were always support the local community now also speaking of elves i have some glorious
00:02:58.180 spinach always eat spinach it's uh it's good for you and i'm gonna fry this fine meal in some uh also
00:03:06.420 ultra airy and swedish butter of testosterone so anyway meat is back on the menu boys and i will
00:03:14.020 make this meal right now and then i'll be right back when i show the result of my maddening sick cooking
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